1 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,179 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:07,219 --> 00:00:07,699 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 3 00:00:13,219 --> 00:00:15,219 Hello, everyone. Thank you. 4 00:00:15,259 --> 00:00:15,459 Hello, everyone. Thank you. 5 00:00:15,499 --> 00:00:17,139 Thank you very much. Thank you. 6 00:00:17,179 --> 00:00:19,179 Thank you for joining us at home. 7 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:19,299 Thank you for joining us at home. 8 00:00:19,339 --> 00:00:21,339 That's very lovely. Good evening, everybody. 9 00:00:21,379 --> 00:00:21,699 That's very lovely. Good evening, everybody. 10 00:00:21,739 --> 00:00:23,739 Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show. 11 00:00:23,779 --> 00:00:23,939 Welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show. 12 00:00:23,979 --> 00:00:25,939 Now, normally, if you watch the programme, 13 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:27,579 I start the programme with a few jokes, 14 00:00:27,619 --> 00:00:28,779 maybe a couple of clips. 15 00:00:28,819 --> 00:00:30,819 But we've got such a packed show tonight, 16 00:00:30,859 --> 00:00:30,979 But we've got such a packed show tonight, 17 00:00:31,019 --> 00:00:32,179 full of so many great guests, 18 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:34,099 that we're just gonna get straight on with it. 19 00:00:34,139 --> 00:00:35,699 So let me tell you that later on, 20 00:00:35,739 --> 00:00:37,739 we'll be joined by Hollywood legend Jeff Goldblum, 21 00:00:37,779 --> 00:00:38,259 we'll be joined by Hollywood legend Jeff Goldblum, 22 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:40,299 and Mr Jack Whitehall's in the house, ladies and gentlemen. 23 00:00:40,339 --> 00:00:40,779 and Mr Jack Whitehall's in the house, ladies and gentlemen. 24 00:00:40,819 --> 00:00:42,819 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 25 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:43,099 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 26 00:00:43,139 --> 00:00:45,139 But first, we're gonna start with a multi-platinum selling singer, 27 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:47,179 But first, we're gonna start with a multi-platinum selling singer, 28 00:00:47,219 --> 00:00:47,619 But first, we're gonna start with a multi-platinum selling singer, 29 00:00:47,659 --> 00:00:49,099 along with the Queen of Strictly 30 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:51,019 and one of the quickest comedians around, 31 00:00:51,059 --> 00:00:53,059 it's John Legend, Shirley Ballas and Lee Mack! 32 00:00:53,099 --> 00:00:53,739 it's John Legend, Shirley Ballas and Lee Mack! 33 00:00:53,779 --> 00:00:55,779 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 34 00:00:55,819 --> 00:00:56,059 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 35 00:01:01,459 --> 00:01:03,259 Looking so good, John. Sit down. 36 00:01:03,299 --> 00:01:05,299 Shirley, looking amazing. 37 00:01:05,339 --> 00:01:05,939 Shirley, looking amazing. 38 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:07,539 In the back. 39 00:01:07,579 --> 00:01:08,979 You were in the back. 40 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:10,779 You're in the front now. 41 00:01:11,979 --> 00:01:13,899 Here we are. 42 00:01:13,939 --> 00:01:15,939 How great to have you all here. Thank you for being here. 43 00:01:15,979 --> 00:01:16,859 How great to have you all here. Thank you for being here. 44 00:01:16,899 --> 00:01:18,659 John is over in the UK 45 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:20,699 doing a couple of gigs, a couple of very special gigs. 46 00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:21,139 doing a couple of gigs, a couple of very special gigs. 47 00:01:21,179 --> 00:01:23,179 But also, I guess... Are you travelling with your family? 48 00:01:23,219 --> 00:01:23,499 But also, I guess... Are you travelling with your family? 49 00:01:23,539 --> 00:01:25,539 Do you bring them with you? My family's with me. 50 00:01:25,579 --> 00:01:26,259 Do you bring them with you? My family's with me. 51 00:01:26,299 --> 00:01:28,139 It's spring break for our kids, 52 00:01:28,179 --> 00:01:30,179 and so, we're just travelling together. 53 00:01:30,219 --> 00:01:30,739 and so, we're just travelling together. 54 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:32,779 We flew... Our baby flew for the very first time. 55 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:33,419 We flew... Our baby flew for the very first time. 56 00:01:33,459 --> 00:01:35,459 {\an8}Yeah, because since you were last on the show, you've had a new baby. 57 00:01:35,499 --> 00:01:36,179 {\an8}Yeah, because since you were last on the show, you've had a new baby. 58 00:01:36,219 --> 00:01:38,219 {\an8}How old is she? She's just two months old. 59 00:01:38,259 --> 00:01:38,379 {\an8}How old is she? She's just two months old. 60 00:01:38,419 --> 00:01:40,099 {\an8}Two months old! Yeah. 61 00:01:40,139 --> 00:01:42,099 {\an8}Already getting frequent flyer miles. 62 00:01:42,139 --> 00:01:44,139 Yes, this is her first... That moment there, in America, 63 00:01:44,179 --> 00:01:44,459 Yes, this is her first... That moment there, in America, 64 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:46,499 that would have got a round of applause, wouldn't it? 65 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:46,699 that would have got a round of applause, wouldn't it? 66 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:48,659 LAUGHTER In Britain, it's like... 67 00:01:48,699 --> 00:01:50,699 "You had a baby. Dunno." 68 00:01:50,739 --> 00:01:51,299 "You had a baby. Dunno." 69 00:01:51,339 --> 00:01:53,339 How is having a two-month-old on a long flight like that? 70 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:53,779 How is having a two-month-old on a long flight like that? 71 00:01:53,819 --> 00:01:55,459 She was pretty well-behaved, honestly. 72 00:01:55,499 --> 00:01:57,099 We couldn't have asked for much better. 73 00:01:57,139 --> 00:01:58,699 She was crying right at the beginning, 74 00:01:58,739 --> 00:02:00,739 and there was another gentleman in first class with us, 75 00:02:00,779 --> 00:02:01,779 and there was another gentleman in first class with us, 76 00:02:01,819 --> 00:02:03,819 and... and I was like, 77 00:02:03,859 --> 00:02:05,859 "I'm sorry in advance, you know, we have a baby here." 78 00:02:05,899 --> 00:02:06,859 "I'm sorry in advance, you know, we have a baby here." 79 00:02:06,899 --> 00:02:08,899 She behaved herself once we got going, 80 00:02:08,939 --> 00:02:09,499 She behaved herself once we got going, 81 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:11,539 and we found out he has a four-month-old as well, 82 00:02:11,579 --> 00:02:11,979 and we found out he has a four-month-old as well, 83 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:13,539 so he was used to it. 84 00:02:13,579 --> 00:02:15,259 He understood your pain. He understood. 85 00:02:15,299 --> 00:02:16,859 And so how are the other two getting on? 86 00:02:16,899 --> 00:02:18,859 Because you have Luna and Miles. Luna and Miles. 87 00:02:18,899 --> 00:02:20,899 Luna is almost seven, she'll be seven next week, 88 00:02:20,939 --> 00:02:21,059 Luna is almost seven, she'll be seven next week, 89 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,099 and then Miles will be five in May. There they are. 90 00:02:23,139 --> 00:02:23,539 and then Miles will be five in May. There they are. 91 00:02:23,579 --> 00:02:25,579 There they are. They have been such good older siblings. 92 00:02:25,619 --> 00:02:27,499 There they are. They have been such good older siblings. 93 00:02:27,539 --> 00:02:29,459 I was worried because they seemed 94 00:02:29,499 --> 00:02:31,499 kind of jealous while Mummy was pregnant, 95 00:02:31,539 --> 00:02:31,819 kind of jealous while Mummy was pregnant, 96 00:02:31,859 --> 00:02:33,859 and, like, they were, like, jockeying for position, 97 00:02:33,899 --> 00:02:34,699 and, like, they were, like, jockeying for position, 98 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:36,739 making sure this new baby didn't come and take over from them. 99 00:02:36,779 --> 00:02:37,379 making sure this new baby didn't come and take over from them. 100 00:02:37,419 --> 00:02:39,419 But since she's come out, they've been so good, 101 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,099 But since she's come out, they've been so good, 102 00:02:40,139 --> 00:02:42,139 they've been competing to see who will be the best older sibling. Wow. 103 00:02:42,179 --> 00:02:43,219 they've been competing to see who will be the best older sibling. Wow. 104 00:02:43,259 --> 00:02:45,259 They are beautiful children. Thank you. 105 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:45,419 They are beautiful children. Thank you. 106 00:02:45,459 --> 00:02:47,459 Mine are monsters! LAUGHTER 107 00:02:47,499 --> 00:02:47,779 Mine are monsters! LAUGHTER 108 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,819 Stop it, stop it. Absolute monsters. 109 00:02:49,859 --> 00:02:49,979 Stop it, stop it. Absolute monsters. 110 00:02:50,019 --> 00:02:52,019 But that's because, I mean, let's look at John... 111 00:02:52,059 --> 00:02:52,619 But that's because, I mean, let's look at John... 112 00:02:52,659 --> 00:02:54,339 And look at you. 113 00:02:54,379 --> 00:02:56,099 Wow. No disrespect meant. 114 00:02:56,139 --> 00:02:57,259 No disrespect. 115 00:02:57,299 --> 00:02:59,059 No disrespect meant? This is science. 116 00:02:59,099 --> 00:03:01,099 I'm not looking forward to when you mean the disrespect. 117 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:01,499 I'm not looking forward to when you mean the disrespect. 118 00:03:01,539 --> 00:03:02,979 LAUGHTER 119 00:03:03,019 --> 00:03:04,859 Before we move on, talking about your family, 120 00:03:04,899 --> 00:03:06,899 it's coming up, this year is your tenth wedding anniversary. 121 00:03:06,939 --> 00:03:07,339 it's coming up, this year is your tenth wedding anniversary. 122 00:03:07,379 --> 00:03:09,379 Yes, it's our tenth wedding anniversary, 123 00:03:09,419 --> 00:03:09,539 Yes, it's our tenth wedding anniversary, 124 00:03:09,579 --> 00:03:11,579 and we're gonna go back to where it all started. 125 00:03:11,619 --> 00:03:13,619 We got married at Lake Como, we're gonna go back there 126 00:03:13,659 --> 00:03:14,099 We got married at Lake Como, we're gonna go back there 127 00:03:14,139 --> 00:03:16,139 and celebrate our tenth anniversary. 128 00:03:16,179 --> 00:03:16,499 and celebrate our tenth anniversary. 129 00:03:16,539 --> 00:03:18,539 We also put out All Of Me, my big, romantic wedding song. Yeah. 130 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:20,579 We also put out All Of Me, my big, romantic wedding song. Yeah. 131 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:21,419 We also put out All Of Me, my big, romantic wedding song. Yeah. 132 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:23,459 We put out the song that year. That was ten years ago as well? 133 00:03:23,499 --> 00:03:23,939 We put out the song that year. That was ten years ago as well? 134 00:03:23,979 --> 00:03:25,499 That was ten years ago as well, 135 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,299 so it's the tenth anniversary of All Of Me, 136 00:03:27,339 --> 00:03:29,339 and the first time I sang it live was at our wedding. 137 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:30,459 and the first time I sang it live was at our wedding. 138 00:03:30,499 --> 00:03:32,499 Oh, wow. That's amazing. AUDIENCE:Aw! 139 00:03:32,539 --> 00:03:32,859 Oh, wow. That's amazing. AUDIENCE:Aw! 140 00:03:32,899 --> 00:03:34,459 Again, no claps. 141 00:03:34,499 --> 00:03:36,299 APPLAUSE 142 00:03:36,339 --> 00:03:38,339 LAUGHTER We gotta get our crowd vibe... 143 00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:38,739 LAUGHTER We gotta get our crowd vibe... 144 00:03:38,779 --> 00:03:40,779 Welcome to the United Kingdom! 145 00:03:40,819 --> 00:03:41,139 Welcome to the United Kingdom! 146 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,019 CHEERING 147 00:03:44,339 --> 00:03:46,099 Have you sung that at many other weddings? 148 00:03:46,139 --> 00:03:47,219 Do you do that for people? 149 00:03:47,259 --> 00:03:49,259 I haven't sung at a lot of weddings. Occasionally. 150 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:49,419 I haven't sung at a lot of weddings. Occasionally. 151 00:03:49,459 --> 00:03:50,939 I'm kind of expensive to book. 152 00:03:50,979 --> 00:03:52,339 Yeah. LAUGHTER 153 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:54,339 But, you know, I sang it at ours, 154 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:55,859 and I've sang it at a few since then, 155 00:03:55,899 --> 00:03:57,899 and it's been played at a lot of weddings. It certainly has. 156 00:03:57,939 --> 00:03:58,619 and it's been played at a lot of weddings. It certainly has. 157 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:00,659 And I imagine it's been made when people are having intercourse. 158 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:01,379 And I imagine it's been made when people are having intercourse. 159 00:04:01,419 --> 00:04:03,299 LAUGHTER Probably. 160 00:04:03,339 --> 00:04:04,579 I would have thought... 161 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,619 I have other songs that are a little more, you know. 162 00:04:06,659 --> 00:04:07,179 I have other songs that are a little more, you know. 163 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:09,219 Yeah. This is more earnest and romantic, 164 00:04:09,259 --> 00:04:09,619 Yeah. This is more earnest and romantic, 165 00:04:09,659 --> 00:04:11,379 and then I have other songs that are more... 166 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,939 More sexy. ..for the bedroom. 167 00:04:12,979 --> 00:04:14,979 Lee, what's your go-to having sex track? 168 00:04:15,019 --> 00:04:15,539 Lee, what's your go-to having sex track? 169 00:04:15,579 --> 00:04:17,579 Well, for me... What's your go-to John Legend song? 170 00:04:17,619 --> 00:04:17,779 Well, for me... What's your go-to John Legend song? 171 00:04:17,819 --> 00:04:19,819 I'm actually often on my own when I do it, so... 172 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:20,499 I'm actually often on my own when I do it, so... 173 00:04:20,539 --> 00:04:22,539 so my song is All Of Me Loves All Of Me. 174 00:04:22,579 --> 00:04:23,419 so my song is All Of Me Loves All Of Me. 175 00:04:23,459 --> 00:04:25,459 LAUGHTER That's good, that's good. 176 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:25,699 LAUGHTER That's good, that's good. 177 00:04:25,739 --> 00:04:27,739 And I mean ALL of me. All of you. 178 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:28,179 And I mean ALL of me. All of you. 179 00:04:28,219 --> 00:04:30,219 I won't ask you, Shirley. Why not? 180 00:04:30,259 --> 00:04:30,739 I won't ask you, Shirley. Why not? 181 00:04:30,779 --> 00:04:32,419 I will do, if you want. 182 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:34,459 What do you listen to when you're doing the banga-banga? 183 00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:34,819 What do you listen to when you're doing the banga-banga? 184 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,859 Ooh, I Will Survive, darling. 185 00:04:36,899 --> 00:04:37,459 Ooh, I Will Survive, darling. 186 00:04:37,499 --> 00:04:39,499 There's no other song than that one. 187 00:04:39,539 --> 00:04:39,979 There's no other song than that one. 188 00:04:40,019 --> 00:04:42,019 APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER 189 00:04:42,059 --> 00:04:42,659 APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER 190 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,699 So, Shirley, you've just been on the big Strictly tour. 191 00:04:44,739 --> 00:04:45,859 So, Shirley, you've just been on the big Strictly tour. 192 00:04:45,899 --> 00:04:47,899 I have. Which I know is huge. Congratulations. What a great... 193 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:48,659 I have. Which I know is huge. Congratulations. What a great... 194 00:04:48,699 --> 00:04:50,699 It must be a great experience because it's such a popular show. 195 00:04:50,739 --> 00:04:51,259 It must be a great experience because it's such a popular show. 196 00:04:51,299 --> 00:04:52,819 Well, it was an amazing experience 197 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,859 because Anton Du Beke was on it this time, 198 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:55,139 because Anton Du Beke was on it this time, 199 00:04:55,179 --> 00:04:57,179 who I've known for over 35 years. Yeah. 200 00:04:57,219 --> 00:04:57,379 who I've known for over 35 years. Yeah. 201 00:04:57,419 --> 00:04:59,419 And that man is so funny. 202 00:04:59,459 --> 00:04:59,539 And that man is so funny. 203 00:04:59,579 --> 00:05:01,579 Actually comes across as the perfect gentleman, 204 00:05:01,619 --> 00:05:01,899 Actually comes across as the perfect gentleman, 205 00:05:01,939 --> 00:05:03,939 but he's very naughty behind the scenes. 206 00:05:03,979 --> 00:05:05,139 but he's very naughty behind the scenes. 207 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,179 Give us an example. What do you mean by that? 208 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,219 Well, he came to my room, we were gonna eat, 209 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:09,779 Well, he came to my room, we were gonna eat, 210 00:05:09,819 --> 00:05:11,619 and he was picking me up after we'd eaten, 211 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,659 and I had my big girl Marks & Sp... 212 00:05:13,699 --> 00:05:14,739 and I had my big girl Marks & Sp... 213 00:05:14,779 --> 00:05:16,779 My big girl Marks & Spencer's knickers out. 214 00:05:16,819 --> 00:05:18,099 My big girl Marks & Spencer's knickers out. 215 00:05:18,139 --> 00:05:19,699 I had several pairs. 216 00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:21,379 And the next thing I know, we're on set, 217 00:05:21,419 --> 00:05:23,219 and he pulled them out of his top pocket 218 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:25,259 and started to wipe his head, in the middle of the show. 219 00:05:25,299 --> 00:05:26,019 and started to wipe his head, in the middle of the show. 220 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,059 So, that's the kind of thing that Anton Du Beke gets up to. 221 00:05:28,099 --> 00:05:28,859 So, that's the kind of thing that Anton Du Beke gets up to. 222 00:05:28,899 --> 00:05:30,899 Shirley, how do you know...? Good job they were clean, eh? 223 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:31,459 Shirley, how do you know...? Good job they were clean, eh? 224 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,499 LAUGHTER Just saying. 225 00:05:33,539 --> 00:05:34,419 LAUGHTER Just saying. 226 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,459 I was gonna ask, "How do you know they weren't his?" 227 00:05:36,499 --> 00:05:36,619 I was gonna ask, "How do you know they weren't his?" 228 00:05:36,659 --> 00:05:38,659 But I think yours was better. Don't go there. 229 00:05:38,699 --> 00:05:39,379 But I think yours was better. Don't go there. 230 00:05:39,419 --> 00:05:41,259 We have a clip of you two dancing on stage, 231 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,299 and he tried something with you which I guess you haven't done 232 00:05:43,339 --> 00:05:43,819 and he tried something with you which I guess you haven't done 233 00:05:43,859 --> 00:05:45,539 for a while, would I be right in saying? 234 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,419 I've never done it at all, to be quite honest. 235 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,459 Never done this before? No, it started off as a dare 236 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:49,779 Never done this before? No, it started off as a dare 237 00:05:49,819 --> 00:05:51,819 at the beginning of the tour, and then one day, I said to Anton, 238 00:05:51,859 --> 00:05:52,499 at the beginning of the tour, and then one day, I said to Anton, 239 00:05:52,539 --> 00:05:53,739 "You fancy doing it, babe?" 240 00:05:53,779 --> 00:05:55,739 Shall we just show it? Yeah, show it. 241 00:05:55,779 --> 00:05:57,779 OK, so this is Anton doing something to Shirley for the very first time. 242 00:05:57,819 --> 00:05:59,539 OK, so this is Anton doing something to Shirley for the very first time. 243 00:05:59,579 --> 00:06:00,819 LAUGHTER 244 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:02,219 {\an8}Up you go! 245 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:04,259 {\an8}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 246 00:06:04,299 --> 00:06:04,899 {\an8}APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 247 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:18,499 So, Shirley, here's the thing I need to ask you, 248 00:06:18,539 --> 00:06:20,539 because there have been rumours online, in the newspapers as well, 249 00:06:20,579 --> 00:06:21,539 because there have been rumours online, in the newspapers as well, 250 00:06:21,579 --> 00:06:23,579 that you haven't yet been asked to do the next series of Strictly. 251 00:06:23,619 --> 00:06:24,739 that you haven't yet been asked to do the next series of Strictly. 252 00:06:24,779 --> 00:06:26,779 That's... Well... Well... 253 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:27,539 That's... Well... Well... 254 00:06:27,579 --> 00:06:29,579 Do we need to start a campaign for this? 255 00:06:29,619 --> 00:06:29,819 Do we need to start a campaign for this? 256 00:06:29,859 --> 00:06:31,859 Which would be a huge mistake on their part, I can't help thinking. 257 00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:32,579 Which would be a huge mistake on their part, I can't help thinking. 258 00:06:32,619 --> 00:06:34,619 I do believe it's in the process. Is that the right way to say it? 259 00:06:34,659 --> 00:06:35,219 I do believe it's in the process. Is that the right way to say it? 260 00:06:35,259 --> 00:06:36,979 So they are...? It's in the process. 261 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:39,019 Their people are now talking to your people? 262 00:06:39,059 --> 00:06:39,179 Their people are now talking to your people? 263 00:06:39,219 --> 00:06:40,899 Yes, I like that. Their people. 264 00:06:40,939 --> 00:06:42,859 That's awkward, cos I've been asked. 265 00:06:42,899 --> 00:06:44,099 LAUGHTER 266 00:06:44,139 --> 00:06:45,499 Have you? Yeah. 267 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,539 I don't hold out much hope, but never mind. 268 00:06:47,579 --> 00:06:47,699 I don't hold out much hope, but never mind. 269 00:06:47,739 --> 00:06:48,979 LAUGHTER 270 00:06:49,019 --> 00:06:50,699 Erm... You know the thing, 271 00:06:50,739 --> 00:06:52,419 Lee, very funny comedian, we all agree, 272 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:53,659 I love watching you on TV, 273 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:55,699 but your career is going from strength to strength. 274 00:06:55,739 --> 00:06:55,859 but your career is going from strength to strength. 275 00:06:55,899 --> 00:06:57,899 You know, I saw you doing a little bit of comedy earlier on, 276 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:58,259 You know, I saw you doing a little bit of comedy earlier on, 277 00:06:58,299 --> 00:07:00,299 then some presenting, then there was They Think It's All Over. 278 00:07:00,339 --> 00:07:00,939 then some presenting, then there was They Think It's All Over. 279 00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,979 Your own show, Not Going Out, which has been a huge success. 280 00:07:03,019 --> 00:07:03,659 Your own show, Not Going Out, which has been a huge success. 281 00:07:03,699 --> 00:07:04,939 How many series have you done? 282 00:07:04,979 --> 00:07:06,979 Well, this is the series we reach 100 episodes. 100 episodes! 283 00:07:07,019 --> 00:07:07,939 Well, this is the series we reach 100 episodes. 100 episodes! 284 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,859 APPLAUSE Applause! 285 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:11,899 That's amazing. Look at that. 286 00:07:11,939 --> 00:07:12,059 That's amazing. Look at that. 287 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,099 That's why you were doing it earlier, isn't it? 288 00:07:14,139 --> 00:07:15,019 That's why you were doing it earlier, isn't it? 289 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:17,059 But what I was saying is now, though, last year, 290 00:07:17,099 --> 00:07:18,299 But what I was saying is now, though, last year, 291 00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:20,339 I saw you doing Royal Variety Show, you hosted it, 292 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:20,499 I saw you doing Royal Variety Show, you hosted it, 293 00:07:20,539 --> 00:07:22,539 and then a big starring role on the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. 294 00:07:22,579 --> 00:07:23,939 and then a big starring role on the Queen's Platinum Jubilee. 295 00:07:23,979 --> 00:07:25,859 And it was somewhat controversial, the joke. 296 00:07:25,899 --> 00:07:27,139 Yeah, because I got booked... 297 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:29,059 The thing is, if you've got a Northern accent, 298 00:07:29,099 --> 00:07:31,099 people think, "He's family friendly, he'll be all right." 299 00:07:31,139 --> 00:07:31,819 people think, "He's family friendly, he'll be all right." 300 00:07:31,859 --> 00:07:33,859 I told a joke, and I just thought it was a play on words, 301 00:07:33,899 --> 00:07:34,019 I told a joke, and I just thought it was a play on words, 302 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:36,059 I said, "Here we are for the party of a lifetime 303 00:07:36,099 --> 00:07:38,099 I said, "Here we are for the party of a lifetime 304 00:07:38,139 --> 00:07:38,579 I said, "Here we are for the party of a lifetime 305 00:07:38,619 --> 00:07:40,379 "outside the palace gates. 306 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:42,419 "Finally, the words party, gate, 307 00:07:42,459 --> 00:07:42,579 "Finally, the words party, gate, 308 00:07:42,619 --> 00:07:44,579 "and it's not controversial." 309 00:07:44,619 --> 00:07:46,619 Now, I didn't realise that Boris was in the audience. 310 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:48,139 Now, I didn't realise that Boris was in the audience. 311 00:07:48,179 --> 00:07:50,139 LAUGHTER 312 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,179 And genuinely, this is how mad the press are, 313 00:07:52,219 --> 00:07:52,499 And genuinely, this is how mad the press are, 314 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,939 just as a silly little joke, I went, 315 00:07:53,979 --> 00:07:55,859 "Tonight, we've got Rod Stewart..." Hooray! 316 00:07:55,899 --> 00:07:57,899 "..we've got Diana Ross..." Hooray! 317 00:07:57,939 --> 00:07:58,139 "..we've got Diana Ross..." Hooray! 318 00:07:58,179 --> 00:08:00,179 "And closing the show - who could close a show like that? 319 00:08:00,219 --> 00:08:00,499 "And closing the show - who could close a show like that? 320 00:08:00,539 --> 00:08:02,219 "We've got The Krankies!" 321 00:08:02,259 --> 00:08:04,259 And the press said, "And he even had a dig Nicola Sturgeon." 322 00:08:04,299 --> 00:08:06,299 And the press said, "And he even had a dig Nicola Sturgeon." 323 00:08:06,339 --> 00:08:06,859 And the press said, "And he even had a dig Nicola Sturgeon." 324 00:08:06,899 --> 00:08:08,899 LAUGHTER They genuinely said that. 325 00:08:08,939 --> 00:08:10,019 LAUGHTER They genuinely said that. 326 00:08:10,059 --> 00:08:12,059 Let me explain to John, because he might not... 327 00:08:12,099 --> 00:08:12,619 Let me explain to John, because he might not... 328 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,659 I'm sure you might have heard of Nicola Sturgeon, 329 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:15,019 I'm sure you might have heard of Nicola Sturgeon, 330 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,979 you won't have heard of The Krankies, I'm sure. 331 00:08:17,019 --> 00:08:18,859 I've heard of Partygate. OK, Partygate. 332 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,219 OK. So you've got the beginning. 333 00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:22,259 Let me lead you through the rest. Let's show you a picture. 334 00:08:22,299 --> 00:08:22,979 Let me lead you through the rest. Let's show you a picture. 335 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:25,019 This is Nicola Sturgeon, who was the former leader of the SNP. 336 00:08:25,059 --> 00:08:25,499 This is Nicola Sturgeon, who was the former leader of the SNP. 337 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,539 OK. She's now no longer the leader. 338 00:08:27,579 --> 00:08:27,699 OK. She's now no longer the leader. 339 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:29,339 And this is a famous comedy duo, 340 00:08:29,379 --> 00:08:31,379 The Krankies, if you see them next to us, 341 00:08:31,419 --> 00:08:31,539 The Krankies, if you see them next to us, 342 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:32,939 that's... Oh! 343 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:33,979 LAUGHTER 344 00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:36,019 So, that's the person Lee was referring to. 345 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:38,059 In case you don't that photograph's quite crazy enough, John, 346 00:08:38,099 --> 00:08:39,419 In case you don't that photograph's quite crazy enough, John, 347 00:08:39,459 --> 00:08:41,459 the bloke behind, yeah, is married to that small boy. 348 00:08:41,499 --> 00:08:43,219 the bloke behind, yeah, is married to that small boy. 349 00:08:43,259 --> 00:08:44,699 LAUGHTER 350 00:08:44,739 --> 00:08:46,579 SHIRLEY:Really? But he's not a boy. 351 00:08:46,619 --> 00:08:48,179 They genuinely are, cos that's a woman. 352 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:49,219 OK. That's his wife. 353 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:51,259 No, I got that that was a woman, and she does look like the other woman. 354 00:08:51,299 --> 00:08:52,059 No, I got that that was a woman, and she does look like the other woman. 355 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,099 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see where the joke was coming from. 356 00:08:54,139 --> 00:08:54,779 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see where the joke was coming from. 357 00:08:54,819 --> 00:08:56,819 And they're swingers, and that's not... 358 00:08:56,859 --> 00:08:57,059 And they're swingers, and that's not... 359 00:08:57,099 --> 00:08:58,899 No, you can't say that! 360 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,939 That's in the book! 361 00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:01,219 That's in the book! 362 00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:03,259 Let's talk to John about his new album. 363 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:03,419 Let's talk to John about his new album. 364 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,099 LAUGHTER 365 00:09:05,139 --> 00:09:06,419 Please! 366 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:08,459 APPLAUSE Sorry. 367 00:09:08,499 --> 00:09:09,259 APPLAUSE Sorry. 368 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,899 John, new album out now, and it's... 369 00:09:10,939 --> 00:09:12,939 it's reimagining of the Legend album. 370 00:09:12,979 --> 00:09:13,339 it's reimagining of the Legend album. 371 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:15,379 Yes, so I put out a double album in September called Legend, 372 00:09:15,419 --> 00:09:16,259 Yes, so I put out a double album in September called Legend, 373 00:09:16,299 --> 00:09:18,299 and we wanted to do, like, an intimate version of the album. 374 00:09:18,339 --> 00:09:19,499 and we wanted to do, like, an intimate version of the album. 375 00:09:19,539 --> 00:09:21,539 All solo piano, just me by myself, singing, playing piano. 376 00:09:21,579 --> 00:09:23,579 All solo piano, just me by myself, singing, playing piano. 377 00:09:23,619 --> 00:09:23,739 All solo piano, just me by myself, singing, playing piano. 378 00:09:23,779 --> 00:09:25,779 And we covered some songs from the Legend album, 379 00:09:25,819 --> 00:09:26,859 And we covered some songs from the Legend album, 380 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,659 but I also did a couple covers as well, 381 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:30,699 Sade, a song called By Your Side. Ah, you love Sade. 382 00:09:30,739 --> 00:09:31,699 Sade, a song called By Your Side. Ah, you love Sade. 383 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,739 But then, I've never done the Sade song before, 384 00:09:33,779 --> 00:09:34,299 But then, I've never done the Sade song before, 385 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:36,339 but I opened for her back in 2011, we toured together in the States, 386 00:09:36,379 --> 00:09:38,379 but I opened for her back in 2011, we toured together in the States, 387 00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:38,659 but I opened for her back in 2011, we toured together in the States, 388 00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:40,419 and I always loved this song 389 00:09:40,459 --> 00:09:42,099 and thought it'd be a cool song to cover. 390 00:09:42,139 --> 00:09:43,939 That's the song John will be performing 391 00:09:43,979 --> 00:09:45,939 at the end of the show, ladies and gentlemen.Yes. 392 00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:47,939 If you're a Sade fan, you've got a treat. 393 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:49,979 Yes. I love Sade. 394 00:09:50,019 --> 00:09:50,139 Yes. I love Sade. 395 00:09:50,179 --> 00:09:52,179 APPLAUSE Love Sade. 396 00:09:52,219 --> 00:09:52,859 APPLAUSE Love Sade. 397 00:09:53,979 --> 00:09:55,739 Erm... So, that must be very different, 398 00:09:55,779 --> 00:09:57,539 being on stage, just you and the piano, 399 00:09:57,579 --> 00:09:58,899 than when you have the big setup. 400 00:09:58,939 --> 00:10:00,939 That's what I just did at Royal Albert Hall this week, 401 00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:01,179 That's what I just did at Royal Albert Hall this week, 402 00:10:01,219 --> 00:10:03,219 and it's really fun because I perform, 403 00:10:03,259 --> 00:10:03,939 and it's really fun because I perform, 404 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,979 but also tell a lot of stories, people get to know me better, 405 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:06,939 but also tell a lot of stories, people get to know me better, 406 00:10:06,979 --> 00:10:08,979 learn a little bit more about my life, 407 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:09,139 learn a little bit more about my life, 408 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:11,179 some fun stories that they might not have known about me before. 409 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:11,819 some fun stories that they might not have known about me before. 410 00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:12,899 What kind of stories? 411 00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:14,939 Well, like how I got my name, John Legend. 412 00:10:14,979 --> 00:10:15,099 Well, like how I got my name, John Legend. 413 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:17,139 Because you're not... You weren't christened John Legend, were you? 414 00:10:17,179 --> 00:10:17,819 Because you're not... You weren't christened John Legend, were you? 415 00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:19,419 Right. I was born John Stephens, 416 00:10:19,459 --> 00:10:21,459 but a friend of mine, an artist named J Ivy, 417 00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:22,539 but a friend of mine, an artist named J Ivy, 418 00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:24,579 started calling me John Legend, and then Kanye kind of blew it up 419 00:10:24,619 --> 00:10:25,739 started calling me John Legend, and then Kanye kind of blew it up 420 00:10:25,779 --> 00:10:27,739 when he put it on one of his recordings. 421 00:10:27,779 --> 00:10:29,779 But then I found out that someone else was named Johnny Legend 422 00:10:29,819 --> 00:10:30,819 But then I found out that someone else was named Johnny Legend 423 00:10:30,859 --> 00:10:32,859 and he... the reason why it mattered 424 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:33,859 and he... the reason why it mattered 425 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,899 was because he was a rockabilly performer. Yeah. 426 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:36,739 was because he was a rockabilly performer. Yeah. 427 00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:38,779 But he also was a porn producer, and... 428 00:10:38,819 --> 00:10:39,139 But he also was a porn producer, and... 429 00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,299 LAUGHTER 430 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,979 I need to add something here. 431 00:10:42,019 --> 00:10:44,019 OK. I'm a friend of the original Johnny Legend. 432 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:44,819 OK. I'm a friend of the original Johnny Legend. 433 00:10:44,859 --> 00:10:46,859 You know Johnny Legend? I went to Mexico with Johnny Legend. 434 00:10:46,899 --> 00:10:47,339 You know Johnny Legend? I went to Mexico with Johnny Legend. 435 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,379 Oh, my God. What is he like? I've never met him. 436 00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:49,739 Oh, my God. What is he like? I've never met him. 437 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,499 This is Johnny Legend. OK. 438 00:10:51,539 --> 00:10:53,539 And he is exactly what you think he might be like. 439 00:10:53,579 --> 00:10:53,699 And he is exactly what you think he might be like. 440 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:55,099 LAUGHTER 441 00:10:55,139 --> 00:10:56,779 I've never met him before. 442 00:10:56,819 --> 00:10:58,779 I've known Johnny Legend for 30-odd years. 443 00:10:58,819 --> 00:11:00,819 OK. Well, my manager, 444 00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:01,059 OK. Well, my manager, 445 00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:03,099 once we found out we had to clear the trademark with Johnny Legend, 446 00:11:03,139 --> 00:11:04,619 once we found out we had to clear the trademark with Johnny Legend, 447 00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:06,659 he reached out to him and negotiated a deal, 448 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:07,979 he reached out to him and negotiated a deal, 449 00:11:08,019 --> 00:11:10,019 mutually exclusive, so I would always be John Legend, 450 00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:11,339 mutually exclusive, so I would always be John Legend, 451 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,379 he would always be Johnny Legend, we would never cross. 452 00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:13,979 he would always be Johnny Legend, we would never cross. 453 00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:16,019 I've seen you both work. No-one would mix you up. 454 00:11:16,059 --> 00:11:16,739 I've seen you both work. No-one would mix you up. 455 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:18,779 LAUGHTER No-one's gonna think that's you. 456 00:11:18,819 --> 00:11:19,899 LAUGHTER No-one's gonna think that's you. 457 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:23,059 You've always been Shirley Ballas, is that right? 458 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:23,339 You've always been Shirley Ballas, is that right? 459 00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:25,139 Well, that's your married name, isn't it? 460 00:11:25,179 --> 00:11:26,299 It's my married name. OK. 461 00:11:26,339 --> 00:11:28,339 My maiden name was Shirley Rich, even though we were piss poor broke. 462 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:29,819 My maiden name was Shirley Rich, even though we were piss poor broke. 463 00:11:29,859 --> 00:11:31,859 Shirley Rich. That's nice, too. Yeah! 464 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:32,619 Shirley Rich. That's nice, too. Yeah! 465 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,659 And, Lee, you weren't always Lee Mack, where you? 466 00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:34,899 And, Lee, you weren't always Lee Mack, where you? 467 00:11:34,939 --> 00:11:36,939 No, I'm not Lee Mack. My real name is Lee McKillop. 468 00:11:36,979 --> 00:11:37,419 No, I'm not Lee Mack. My real name is Lee McKillop. 469 00:11:37,459 --> 00:11:39,459 McKillop?It's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it, McKillop? 470 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:40,019 McKillop?It's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it, McKillop? 471 00:11:40,059 --> 00:11:41,499 It's a mouthful. Bit of a mouthful. 472 00:11:41,539 --> 00:11:43,539 So, yeah, my great-grandad was a variety hall comedian 473 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:44,659 So, yeah, my great-grandad was a variety hall comedian 474 00:11:44,699 --> 00:11:45,859 called Billy Mack. 475 00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:47,899 And we've got one little artefact, 476 00:11:47,939 --> 00:11:48,019 And we've got one little artefact, 477 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:49,899 which is a signed photo that says, 478 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:51,939 "To Gladys, yours terribly, 479 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:52,339 "To Gladys, yours terribly, 480 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,339 "Billy Mack." Wow. 481 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:56,379 And he was dressed as a toff, that was his act. Amazing. 482 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:56,739 And he was dressed as a toff, that was his act. Amazing. 483 00:11:56,779 --> 00:11:58,739 I always wondered why we had the autograph card. 484 00:11:58,779 --> 00:12:00,779 Doesn't make sense, should be in Gladys's family. Yeah. 485 00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:01,419 Doesn't make sense, should be in Gladys's family. Yeah. 486 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,459 And when I did Who Do You Think You Are? 487 00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:03,619 And when I did Who Do You Think You Are? 488 00:12:03,659 --> 00:12:05,659 I discovered that that was my great-grandmother, 489 00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:06,019 I discovered that that was my great-grandmother, 490 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,059 so that might be the first moment they met. Wow. 491 00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:09,099 so that might be the first moment they met. Wow. 492 00:12:09,139 --> 00:12:11,139 Isn't that lovely? It's a nice story until you realise, 493 00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:11,659 Isn't that lovely? It's a nice story until you realise, 494 00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:13,699 you know, she's gone, "Can you sign this?" 495 00:12:13,739 --> 00:12:13,859 you know, she's gone, "Can you sign this?" 496 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,899 And he's gone, "Yeah, want to go for a drink?" 497 00:12:15,939 --> 00:12:16,379 And he's gone, "Yeah, want to go for a drink?" 498 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:18,419 LAUGHTER Sullies the story a bit. 499 00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:19,059 LAUGHTER Sullies the story a bit. 500 00:12:19,099 --> 00:12:21,099 All relationships have to start somewhere, Lee. 501 00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:21,259 All relationships have to start somewhere, Lee. 502 00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:23,299 Yeah, but not at a stage door. 503 00:12:23,339 --> 00:12:23,459 Yeah, but not at a stage door. 504 00:12:23,499 --> 00:12:25,099 LAUGHTER 505 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:27,139 I once asked to sign somebody's... I don't know if you've had this, 506 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,419 I once asked to sign somebody's... I don't know if you've had this, 507 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,459 but someone's asked to sign the breast, have you had that? 508 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:30,859 but someone's asked to sign the breast, have you had that? 509 00:12:30,899 --> 00:12:32,019 No. And it's... 510 00:12:32,059 --> 00:12:34,059 Hold it. LAUGHTER 511 00:12:34,099 --> 00:12:34,219 Hold it. LAUGHTER 512 00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:36,259 It's a bit awkward. 513 00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:36,699 It's a bit awkward. 514 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,739 But she didn't reveal her breast, she sort of went like that. 515 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:39,619 But she didn't reveal her breast, she sort of went like that. 516 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,819 So just a little bit. 517 00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,659 She was showing bra, but it was a bit awkward. 518 00:12:42,699 --> 00:12:44,699 It's very '80s hair metal band kind of... 519 00:12:44,739 --> 00:12:45,259 It's very '80s hair metal band kind of... 520 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:47,299 You should see my act. LAUGHTER 521 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:49,299 So I got... This is genuinely true. I got the pen, 522 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,339 and it was very awkward, I went to sign, 523 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,019 and it was very awkward, I went to sign, 524 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,459 the pen didn't work, 525 00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:55,499 and without thinking, I went... on the other breast. 526 00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:57,379 and without thinking, I went... on the other breast. 527 00:12:57,419 --> 00:12:59,419 On the other breast, I scribbled. LAUGHTER 528 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:01,459 On the other breast, I scribbled. LAUGHTER 529 00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:03,499 You must have done that, John. 530 00:13:03,539 --> 00:13:03,699 You must have done that, John. 531 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,739 This is the era of no autographs, it's all selfies now, 532 00:13:05,779 --> 00:13:07,779 This is the era of no autographs, it's all selfies now, 533 00:13:07,819 --> 00:13:09,499 the selfie era, yeah. 534 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,539 Have you ever taken a selfie with someone's breast?I mean... 535 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:12,899 Have you ever taken a selfie with someone's breast?I mean... 536 00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,779 LAUGHTER 537 00:13:14,819 --> 00:13:16,819 Possibly. Well, there you go. 538 00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:17,299 Possibly. Well, there you go. 539 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,859 Join us after the break, 540 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,899 and I will be showing you that selfie, ladies and gentlemen. 541 00:13:20,939 --> 00:13:21,579 and I will be showing you that selfie, ladies and gentlemen. 542 00:13:21,619 --> 00:13:23,619 And it was my left breast, in case you're curious. 543 00:13:23,659 --> 00:13:24,059 And it was my left breast, in case you're curious. 544 00:13:24,099 --> 00:13:25,859 But don't go away because in a few moments 545 00:13:25,899 --> 00:13:27,739 we'll be joined out here by Jeff Goldblum. 546 00:13:27,779 --> 00:13:29,779 See you after the break. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 547 00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:30,699 See you after the break. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 548 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 549 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,760 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 550 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,400 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 551 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,440 He is the star of countless Hollywood blockbusters 552 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,480 He is the star of countless Hollywood blockbusters 553 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,520 and an accomplished jazz musician as well. 554 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,000 and an accomplished jazz musician as well. 555 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,040 It is the weird, the wonderful, Mr Jeff Goldblum. 556 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,160 It is the weird, the wonderful, Mr Jeff Goldblum. 557 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 558 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:54,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 559 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,920 Lovely to see. Lovely to see you. 560 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:08,080 Lovely to see. Lovely to see you. 561 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,520 INDISTINCT CHATTER 562 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,840 Wow. You. You. 563 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,440 Hey, thanks, John. 564 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,480 I've been a fan of yours for over 30 years. 565 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,120 I've been a fan of yours for over 30 years. 566 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,160 And we've known each other for a long time. Yes, we have known... 567 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:23,720 And we've known each other for a long time. Yes, we have known... 568 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,760 And how amazing does Jeff Goldblum look, ladies and gentlemen? 569 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,920 And how amazing does Jeff Goldblum look, ladies and gentlemen? 570 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 571 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 572 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,320 You look so young. 573 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:33,480 You look so young. 574 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,520 If I might, I went on Wikipedia, it says you're 98, is that correct? 575 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,560 If I might, I went on Wikipedia, it says you're 98, is that correct? 576 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:37,720 If I might, I went on Wikipedia, it says you're 98, is that correct? 577 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,760 You look amazing. I'll be 99 in three weeks. 578 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,200 You look amazing. I'll be 99 in three weeks. 579 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,120 No, but, he's 70, ladies and gentlemen. 580 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 581 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,920 I don't think I've seen a more spry and attractive 70-year-old ever, 582 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,920 I don't think I've seen a more spry and attractive 70-year-old ever, 583 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,960 in the history of humankind. What's your secret, Jeff Goldblum? 584 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000 in the history of humankind. What's your secret, Jeff Goldblum? 585 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,000 I have no secret. What do you do? 586 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,040 Well, I live nicely, you know, I like to... 587 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:55,720 Well, I live nicely, you know, I like to... 588 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,760 I get my good sleep, I like to sleep, don't you? Indeed. 589 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,280 I get my good sleep, I like to sleep, don't you? Indeed. 590 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,320 You know, and try to eat reasonably and, you know... 591 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,960 You know, and try to eat reasonably and, you know... 592 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 How many hours do you get to sleep? 593 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,040 Oh, now that you mention it, I love eight hours. Eight? 594 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,360 Oh, now that you mention it, I love eight hours. Eight? 595 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,400 Yeah. Last night, I got a little over. 596 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,400 Yeah. Last night, I got a little over. 597 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,440 A little over eight, and then I topped it off with a nap today, 598 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,080 A little over eight, and then I topped it off with a nap today, 599 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,840 at lunch. Yeah. Yeah. 600 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,880 Same, I had a nap today, too. 601 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,320 Same, I had a nap today, too. 602 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,360 Really? How long is your nap? Can you power nap? 603 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:21,680 Really? How long is your nap? Can you power nap? 604 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,720 It was like a little over an hour. A little over an hour, really? 605 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,400 It was like a little over an hour. A little over an hour, really? 606 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,440 That's not a nap, that's a sleep. Nah! It's perfect. 607 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,640 That's not a nap, that's a sleep. Nah! It's perfect. 608 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,840 Hey, can I do something? 609 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,880 Watch this... I'm very good at this. 610 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,280 Watch this... I'm very good at this. 611 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,320 LAUGHTER Did I get? 612 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,360 LAUGHTER Did I get? 613 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,400 I got it. I got it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 614 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,080 I got it. I got it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 615 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,120 He got it. My dad was a doctor. 616 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:39,960 He got it. My dad was a doctor. 617 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Also, I don't know if you noticed, but when you did that, 618 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:42,240 Also, I don't know if you noticed, but when you did that, 619 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,440 I broke wind at the same time. 620 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,360 So you have magnificent knowledge of anatomy. 621 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,400 My doctor always does the prostate exam right after that, 622 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:47,720 My doctor always does the prostate exam right after that, 623 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,760 so I have weird memories. LAUGHTER 624 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,640 so I have weird memories. LAUGHTER 625 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,680 Shirley, are you a napper, Shirley? I imagine you're a bit of a dynamo. 626 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,680 Shirley, are you a napper, Shirley? I imagine you're a bit of a dynamo. 627 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,720 I am absolutely not a napper. I do not take a nap, 628 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,520 I am absolutely not a napper. I do not take a nap, 629 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,560 I do not sleep eight hours a night, I'm lucky if I sleep four or five. 630 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,600 I do not sleep eight hours a night, I'm lucky if I sleep four or five. 631 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:03,960 I do not sleep eight hours a night, I'm lucky if I sleep four or five. 632 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Oh, no. No. Four or five hours.Yes, I know. 633 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:06,800 Oh, no. No. Four or five hours.Yes, I know. 634 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,840 I've just never been a good sleeper, ever, never. 635 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,320 I've just never been a good sleeper, ever, never. 636 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,080 Lee, you look like you don't get any sleep. 637 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,920 LAUGHTER 638 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960 How much sleep do you get? 639 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,200 How much sleep do you get? 640 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I don't. 641 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I don't. 642 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,680 Jeff, we've been talking to John a little bit about his children, 643 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,400 Jeff, we've been talking to John a little bit about his children, 644 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,440 and you have two children as well. Yes, I do. I've got two. 645 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:24,080 and you have two children as well. Yes, I do. I've got two. 646 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,400 Don't expect a clap. 647 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 648 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 649 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,160 They're not brand-new, you get a clap for a new one. 650 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:30,560 They're not brand-new, you get a clap for a new one. 651 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,440 Oh, look, there's my whole family. 652 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,480 That's me, and that's Emilie, my beautiful wife, 653 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:34,880 That's me, and that's Emilie, my beautiful wife, 654 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,920 and that is, the big one with the astronaut costume is Charlie Ocean, 655 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,960 and that is, the big one with the astronaut costume is Charlie Ocean, 656 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,640 and that is, the big one with the astronaut costume is Charlie Ocean, 657 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,680 our now seven-year-old, and that's River Joe 658 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,720 our now seven-year-old, and that's River Joe 659 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:43,880 our now seven-year-old, and that's River Joe 660 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,920 about to turn six any day now. 661 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,400 about to turn six any day now. 662 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,240 Wow, lovely family. 663 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,920 APPLAUSE Congratulations. 664 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,960 Sorry, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, Lee? 665 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,600 Sorry, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, Lee? 666 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,640 How come you've got kids that age and you're sleeping in the day? 667 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,760 How come you've got kids that age and you're sleeping in the day? 668 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,800 How does that work? LAUGHTER 669 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,120 How does that work? LAUGHTER 670 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,160 Oh, I see what you mean. Well... I mean, they go to school. 671 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,680 Oh, I see what you mean. Well... I mean, they go to school. 672 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,520 LAUGHTER 673 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,560 I'll have to try that. Try that. 674 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,760 I'll have to try that. Try that. 675 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800 So Jeff is in the country with his band, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra. 676 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,840 So Jeff is in the country with his band, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra. 677 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,680 So Jeff is in the country with his band, The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra. 678 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,720 OK, and he has a new EP out as well with The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra 679 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,760 OK, and he has a new EP out as well with The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra 680 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,760 OK, and he has a new EP out as well with The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra 681 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,800 called Plays Well With Others. Yes. 682 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,840 But there is no Mildred Snitzer in the orchestra.No. 683 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,600 But there is no Mildred Snitzer in the orchestra.No. 684 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,640 LAUGHTER So don't go expecting that. 685 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,240 LAUGHTER So don't go expecting that. 686 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,280 The Mildred, the name, she was a friend of your mother's, wasn't she? 687 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,240 The Mildred, the name, she was a friend of your mother's, wasn't she? 688 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,280 She was a friend of my mother's. What a great name, Mildred Snitzer! 689 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,200 She was a friend of my mother's. What a great name, Mildred Snitzer! 690 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,520 That's a funny name. 691 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,560 She was a good egg, she lived to be 104. Wow. 692 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,840 She was a good egg, she lived to be 104. Wow. 693 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,120 She saw us play once. 694 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,160 But we do have Mattiel Brown, who's singing with us tonight. 695 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:40,720 But we do have Mattiel Brown, who's singing with us tonight. 696 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,760 We have Kelly Clarkson, who sings on the album. 697 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,800 We love Kelly. We have Freda Payne, you know? 698 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,280 We love Kelly. We have Freda Payne, you know? 699 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,320 Band Of Gold. Yes! Band Of Gold, can you sing it? 700 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,040 Band Of Gold. Yes! Band Of Gold, can you sing it? 701 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,080 Do you know that hit from the...? Since you've been gone...! 702 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:51,840 Do you know that hit from the...? Since you've been gone...! 703 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,880 # All I want is a band of gold. # # Band of gold. # 704 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,120 # All I want is a band of gold. # # Band of gold. # 705 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,160 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 706 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:56,680 Ah, yes, yes, yes. 707 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,720 Why have we got John Legend here, and you and I are singing? 708 00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,440 Why have we got John Legend here, and you and I are singing? 709 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,480 LAUGHTER 710 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,520 A very accomplished musician. No-one wants to hear that. 711 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,640 A very accomplished musician. No-one wants to hear that. 712 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,680 Early on, I told John you were on the show, 713 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:05,960 Early on, I told John you were on the show, 714 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 and he said, "Of course I know Jeff," 715 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:08,200 and he said, "Of course I know Jeff," 716 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,240 he said, "He's a better pianist than I am." 717 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,280 Oh, no, not true. I did say that. That's a fact. 718 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:12,560 Oh, no, not true. I did say that. That's a fact. 719 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,600 I sit at your feet, I learned from you. I'm a humble student. 720 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,640 I sit at your feet, I learned from you. I'm a humble student. 721 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,680 But I like to play. Hey, I like your shoes! Thank you. 722 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,200 But I like to play. Hey, I like your shoes! Thank you. 723 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,240 Is that the way you go, you don't tie them? You just leave them. 724 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,360 Is that the way you go, you don't tie them? You just leave them. 725 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,400 That's how they design them, so you didn't have enough to tie them with. 726 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,440 That's how they design them, so you didn't have enough to tie them with. 727 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,480 Of course, they've got that Velcro shoe now. 728 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,520 My kids love a double knot. 729 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:29,800 My kids love a double knot. 730 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,560 On the shoe? Yes, when I help them... 731 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,600 Because if you're running around, it won't become loose. 732 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,120 Because if you're running around, it won't become loose. 733 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,960 I guess, and they do a lot of running. 734 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 And if when you're asleep, they want to tie you up, 735 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,160 And if when you're asleep, they want to tie you up, 736 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,200 a double knot means you can't get out.Yes, exactly. 737 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:40,640 a double knot means you can't get out.Yes, exactly. 738 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,680 Well, that's funny you said that, they like bondage of all sorts. 739 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,880 Well, that's funny you said that, they like bondage of all sorts. 740 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,920 LAUGHTER 741 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,320 LAUGHTER 742 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,360 They love the idea. No, nothing ribald about it, 743 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:49,800 They love the idea. No, nothing ribald about it, 744 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,840 but they love the idea of getting me incapacitated. Incapacitated. 745 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,880 but they love the idea of getting me incapacitated. Incapacitated. 746 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,200 but they love the idea of getting me incapacitated. Incapacitated. 747 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,240 When did you start, though, your love of music? Cos I did not... 748 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,440 When did you start, though, your love of music? Cos I did not... 749 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,360 I knew you played piano from years ago, 750 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,400 I didn't know it was a serious love of yours, and it clearly is. 751 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,120 I didn't know it was a serious love of yours, and it clearly is. 752 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,680 What age did you start playing? 753 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,600 I started around ten, I think. Nine, ten. 754 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,640 And, John, what age did you start? I was four when I started. 755 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,280 And, John, what age did you start? I was four when I started. 756 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,800 I started playing in church mostly, 757 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,800 my grandmother was a church organist. 758 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,840 You grew up around gospel? Yeah, I grew up around gospel music, 759 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,440 You grew up around gospel? Yeah, I grew up around gospel music, 760 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,480 and that's what I played mostly as a kid. Where, where? 761 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,320 and that's what I played mostly as a kid. Where, where? 762 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,360 In Ohio. In Ohio. I'm from Pennsylvania. 763 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:19,600 In Ohio. In Ohio. I'm from Pennsylvania. 764 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640 Oh, OK. We're neighbours, I went to U of Pennsylvania. 765 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,640 Oh, OK. We're neighbours, I went to U of Pennsylvania. 766 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,480 You did? Hey, Shirley, how's your mum? 767 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Really great. Yep. 768 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Really great. Yep. 769 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,120 Yep, really great. 770 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:30,360 Yep, really great. 771 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,400 I saw her down the spa the other day. Lovely woman. 772 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,400 I saw her down the spa the other day. Lovely woman. 773 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,440 I asked her... We bought some potatoes, actually. 774 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,080 I asked her... We bought some potatoes, actually. 775 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,080 They're on special offer at the moment. 776 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,560 I like your shoes, by the way. CHEERING 777 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,120 I like your shoes, by the way. CHEERING 778 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,160 Nice boots going on there. No laces. 779 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:45,640 Nice boots going on there. No laces. 780 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,160 APPLAUSE 781 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,200 Let me ask you about jobs before you do what we know and love you for. 782 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,240 Let me ask you about jobs before you do what we know and love you for. 783 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:51,440 Let me ask you about jobs before you do what we know and love you for. 784 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,480 You all must have had jobs when you were making your way 785 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:53,960 You all must have had jobs when you were making your way 786 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,320 in your respective industries. 787 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,360 Jeff, you kind of hit the ground running pretty early as an actor. 788 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,440 Jeff, you kind of hit the ground running pretty early as an actor. 789 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,720 So, did you have many jobs 790 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,760 before acting became a solid career for you? 791 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,560 before acting became a solid career for you? 792 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,600 Er, no, I lucked my way into show business jobs, 793 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,640 Er, no, I lucked my way into show business jobs, 794 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,360 Er, no, I lucked my way into show business jobs, 795 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,400 and a Broadway show early on, and then other things. 796 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:09,560 and a Broadway show early on, and then other things. 797 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,600 One thing led to another, and I just kept working in show business... 798 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,400 One thing led to another, and I just kept working in show business... 799 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,440 But... ..on stage, or in film. 800 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:14,840 But... ..on stage, or in film. 801 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,880 But, for one week, when I went out to California... 802 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,240 But, for one week, when I went out to California... 803 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,280 Four years after I was in New York, I moved out to California. 804 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:20,720 Four years after I was in New York, I moved out to California. 805 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,760 ..I realised I was running out of money, I needed a job, 806 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:23,000 ..I realised I was running out of money, I needed a job, 807 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,040 and I looked in the paper, and I got a job selling, 808 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,480 and I looked in the paper, and I got a job selling, 809 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,520 over the phone, stationary equipment. 810 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:28,680 over the phone, stationary equipment. 811 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,720 I lasted one week doing that. 812 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,480 I lasted one week doing that. 813 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,520 Either my system is very sensitive... Which it might be. 814 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,040 Either my system is very sensitive... Which it might be. 815 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,880 ..uh, or it was coincidental, 816 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,920 but I wound up in the hospital with a kind of a... Wow. 817 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,480 but I wound up in the hospital with a kind of a... Wow. 818 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,480 ..an illness, I made it out, but that's... 819 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,520 And that's the last straight job I ever had. 820 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,200 And that's the last straight job I ever had. 821 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,760 LAUGHTER John. 822 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,800 For my first job out of college, I was a management consultant. Wow. 823 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,560 For my first job out of college, I was a management consultant. Wow. 824 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,600 So, I worked at a company called Boston Consulting Group 825 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:50,840 So, I worked at a company called Boston Consulting Group 826 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,720 and just did, like, spreadsheets... Yeah. 827 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,760 So, just spreadsheets? Spreadsheets, PowerPoint slides... 828 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,280 So, just spreadsheets? Spreadsheets, PowerPoint slides... 829 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,160 But I get the feeling you're the kind of guy 830 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,120 who likes a neat spreadsheet. 831 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,160 I do. You know, I was a good math student, 832 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:01,720 I do. You know, I was a good math student, 833 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,760 and I liked numbers, and I wanted to do a good job. 834 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,320 and I liked numbers, and I wanted to do a good job. 835 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,360 But I also wanted to get a record deal and get out of there. 836 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:06,600 But I also wanted to get a record deal and get out of there. 837 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,640 Yeah, the choice between the two is fairly straightforward. 838 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,120 Yeah, the choice between the two is fairly straightforward. 839 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,600 And Shirley? 840 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,640 I worked at a solicitors' when I was 15, as an office junior. 841 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,160 I worked at a solicitors' when I was 15, as an office junior. 842 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,200 They sent me on day release, I learnt shorthand and typing, 843 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,200 They sent me on day release, I learnt shorthand and typing, 844 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,600 and at 16 and a half, 845 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,640 I wanted to move to the bright lights of London. 846 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,400 I wanted to move to the bright lights of London. 847 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,440 Had three days to find a job. 848 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:23,640 Had three days to find a job. 849 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,680 I found a job I was underqualified for 850 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:25,840 I found a job I was underqualified for 851 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,880 because I was so not equipped for the job. 852 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,200 because I was so not equipped for the job. 853 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,240 I would do the filing, they couldn't find anything in the filing cabinet. 854 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,600 I would do the filing, they couldn't find anything in the filing cabinet. 855 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,640 I'd do the typing, and the other secretaries would say, 856 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,400 I'd do the typing, and the other secretaries would say, 857 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,680 "She can't spell." 858 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,720 I'd just say, "Correct it for me, and I'll redo it again." 859 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,240 I'd just say, "Correct it for me, and I'll redo it again." 860 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,280 I had many jobs. I was working from probably age nine 861 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:41,920 I had many jobs. I was working from probably age nine 862 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,960 to help my mother so that I could dance. Wow. 863 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And I would never change a single thing of that. 864 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:46,840 And I would never change a single thing of that. 865 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,400 And of course, by the time I was 17, 866 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,440 I turned professional and earned a living from dancing, so... 867 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:50,960 I turned professional and earned a living from dancing, so... 868 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Earned a living from dancing. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 869 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:53,160 Earned a living from dancing. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 870 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,400 You put the graft in first. 871 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,440 Lee, briefly, let's have some of yours. 872 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,200 Lee, briefly, let's have some of yours. 873 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,920 My first job actually was, er... 874 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,960 I got thrown out of school, I went home and thought, 875 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 "What am I gonna do with the rest of my life?" 876 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:04,200 "What am I gonna do with the rest of my life?" 877 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,240 I put the television on, and horse racing was on. 878 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:06,560 I put the television on, and horse racing was on. 879 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600 And I thought, "I'll do that." LAUGHTER 880 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:08,760 And I thought, "I'll do that." LAUGHTER 881 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800 Genuinely, I just thought, "That can't be hard." 882 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:10,960 Genuinely, I just thought, "That can't be hard." 883 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,520 It's the only sport I thought you can do 884 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,560 where you don't have to do most of the work, the horse'll do it. 885 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,160 where you don't have to do most of the work, the horse'll do it. 886 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200 You have to be short. I used to be very small. Oh? 887 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:17,400 You have to be short. I used to be very small. Oh? 888 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,440 So, my local stables in my hometown was Red Rum. 889 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,480 So, my local stables in my hometown was Red Rum. 890 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:21,640 So, my local stables in my hometown was Red Rum. 891 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,680 Probably the most famous horse... He was... He's our Seabiscuit. 892 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,480 Probably the most famous horse... He was... He's our Seabiscuit. 893 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,560 OK. Oh, no kidding. 894 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,600 I used to go and give the other horses a walk round 895 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:27,760 I used to go and give the other horses a walk round 896 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,200 like a dog on a lead. 897 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,240 Didn't get on their back, just used to walk them round. 898 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:31,600 Didn't get on their back, just used to walk them round. 899 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,360 Fresh air. Fresh air, bit of a walk round. 900 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,400 The problem is, we didn't have a gallops at these stables. 901 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:35,680 The problem is, we didn't have a gallops at these stables. 902 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,720 It was famously... He trained the most famous racehorse 903 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,000 It was famously... He trained the most famous racehorse 904 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,040 behind a second-hand car lot, trained them on the beach, 905 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:40,520 behind a second-hand car lot, trained them on the beach, 906 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,440 so I had to walk them round the high street. 907 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,200 Just walk this horse round the high street. 908 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,920 Little, skinny 16-year-old. 909 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,280 And a horse, when it gets... 910 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,040 ..aroused... LAUGHTER 911 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,440 ..it's quite big. 912 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,480 LAUGHTER 913 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,520 This thing, I kid you not, was swinging like this. 914 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:55,720 This thing, I kid you not, was swinging like this. 915 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,840 It was then I regretted wearing my My Little Pony T-shirt. 916 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,720 It was then I regretted wearing my My Little Pony T-shirt. 917 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,960 LAUGHTER 918 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 It was swinging like this, and I swear to God this is true, 919 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,320 It was swinging like this, and I swear to God this is true, 920 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,360 it took the wing mirror off a Ford Anglia. 921 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:06,520 it took the wing mirror off a Ford Anglia. 922 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,560 LAUGHTER 923 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:08,800 LAUGHTER 924 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,840 APPLAUSE Wow.Wow. 925 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,400 APPLAUSE Wow.Wow. 926 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,440 OK, well, you know, I hope that, er, 927 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,600 OK, well, you know, I hope that, er, 928 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,600 if you get the chance to see John Legend live, 929 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,360 when he's chatting to you in between songs, 930 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,920 he recounts that story to you as well. 931 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,960 LAUGHTER But John has to go and get prepared 932 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,320 LAUGHTER But John has to go and get prepared 933 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,360 for his performance at the end of the show, ladies and gentlemen. 934 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,120 for his performance at the end of the show, ladies and gentlemen. 935 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,160 So, for now, will you join me in saying thank you to Mr John Legend! 936 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,880 So, for now, will you join me in saying thank you to Mr John Legend! 937 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,920 Thank you! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 938 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,240 Thank you! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 939 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,040 Thank you, John. Thank you, thank you. 940 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,080 Do you want to head backstage and get warmed up? 941 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:34,240 Do you want to head backstage and get warmed up? 942 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,160 Good to see you. Great to see you. 943 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,400 Great to see you. 944 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,440 Thank you so much. Thank you. 945 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:43,880 Thank you so much. Thank you. 946 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE John Legend, ladies and gentlemen. 947 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE John Legend, ladies and gentlemen. 948 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,000 OK. WHISTLING 949 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,560 But don't go away because up next, 950 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,600 we'll be joined out here by Jack Whitehall! 951 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:52,960 we'll be joined out here by Jack Whitehall! 952 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 See you after the break. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 953 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,160 See you after the break. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 954 00:24:00,519 --> 00:24:02,519 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 955 00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:03,399 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 956 00:24:04,999 --> 00:24:06,999 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 957 00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:07,999 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 958 00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:10,039 He's one of the country's most popular comedians, 959 00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:10,199 He's one of the country's most popular comedians, 960 00:24:10,239 --> 00:24:12,239 and now against, let's face it, almost impossible odds, 961 00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:12,479 and now against, let's face it, almost impossible odds, 962 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,519 he's in LA making it as a Hollywood movie star. 963 00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:14,679 he's in LA making it as a Hollywood movie star. 964 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:16,719 LAUGHTER It's Jack Whitehall! 965 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:16,919 LAUGHTER It's Jack Whitehall! 966 00:24:16,959 --> 00:24:18,959 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 967 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:19,079 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 968 00:24:20,639 --> 00:24:22,639 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 969 00:24:22,679 --> 00:24:23,559 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 970 00:24:23,599 --> 00:24:25,119 Lovely to see you. And you. 971 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,759 I thought you'd forsaken me! 972 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,239 Hello, love. Hey, how are you, love? 973 00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:29,599 Nice to see you. 974 00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:31,639 Hello, how are you? How are you? Nice to see you. 975 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:32,119 Hello, how are you? How are you? Nice to see you. 976 00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:34,079 Good to see you. Hi. 977 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,119 Whitehall. Whitehall. Jeff. Great to see you. 978 00:24:36,159 --> 00:24:36,519 Whitehall. Whitehall. Jeff. Great to see you. 979 00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:39,439 It's so lovely to see you. Jack... 980 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,479 Swapped out a legend for a bellend. LAUGHTER 981 00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:42,119 Swapped out a legend for a bellend. LAUGHTER 982 00:24:42,159 --> 00:24:44,159 I have missed you. I haven't seen you for too long. 983 00:24:44,199 --> 00:24:44,319 I have missed you. I haven't seen you for too long. 984 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,039 Oh, thank you. I used to see you quite often... 985 00:24:46,079 --> 00:24:47,399 It's lovely to see you. 986 00:24:47,439 --> 00:24:49,439 It's genuinely nice to see you. Do you like the homage? 987 00:24:49,479 --> 00:24:49,839 It's genuinely nice to see you. Do you like the homage? 988 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:51,279 I'm not sure. LAUGHTER 989 00:24:51,319 --> 00:24:53,319 I asked for BBC One era Jonathan Ross. Yes. 990 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:53,959 I asked for BBC One era Jonathan Ross. Yes. 991 00:24:53,999 --> 00:24:55,999 That's what I was going for. Back when I looked like a kind of 992 00:24:56,039 --> 00:24:56,519 That's what I was going for. Back when I looked like a kind of 993 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:58,359 slightly sexually conflicted weather girl. 994 00:24:58,399 --> 00:25:00,119 LAUGHTER Yeah. 995 00:25:00,159 --> 00:25:01,759 Yeah. I thought it was working for me, 996 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,799 and then I got tweeted the other day about my long hair. 997 00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:04,159 and then I got tweeted the other day about my long hair. 998 00:25:04,199 --> 00:25:06,199 Someone said that I look like a Tesco's value Richard Hammond. 999 00:25:06,239 --> 00:25:07,479 Someone said that I look like a Tesco's value Richard Hammond. 1000 00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:09,119 LAUGHTER 1001 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,639 Which I don't think is a great review. 1002 00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:12,119 That's not a great review. Nah. 1003 00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:14,159 But you're gonna stick with it? Yeah. I'm gonna persist. 1004 00:25:14,199 --> 00:25:14,799 But you're gonna stick with it? Yeah. I'm gonna persist. 1005 00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,679 So, congratulations on your success, though, 1006 00:25:16,719 --> 00:25:18,719 because you are making it out in the States, you're doing great. 1007 00:25:18,759 --> 00:25:19,239 because you are making it out in the States, you're doing great. 1008 00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:21,279 Do you live there now, or are you still living here? 1009 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,279 Er, no, I'm mainly living here, 1010 00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:25,319 but, yeah, I just did a tour in the States, 1011 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,599 but, yeah, I just did a tour in the States, 1012 00:25:26,639 --> 00:25:28,639 and, yeah, I finished in a venue in San Francisco 1013 00:25:28,679 --> 00:25:30,679 and, yeah, I finished in a venue in San Francisco 1014 00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:30,999 and, yeah, I finished in a venue in San Francisco 1015 00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:32,679 called the Palace of Fine Arts. 1016 00:25:32,719 --> 00:25:34,199 Wow. Which was very prestigious. 1017 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:35,719 But life comes at you fast. 1018 00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:37,759 I then came back, and the first show I had back in England 1019 00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:38,199 I then came back, and the first show I had back in England 1020 00:25:38,239 --> 00:25:40,119 was in a leisure centre in Colchester. 1021 00:25:40,159 --> 00:25:41,399 LAUGHTER 1022 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,439 Where they had badminton nets in my dressing room, 1023 00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:45,439 and it all smelled of Deep Heat, and I was like... 1024 00:25:45,479 --> 00:25:47,399 It's good to keep yourself grounded in that way. 1025 00:25:47,439 --> 00:25:48,679 Keep yourself grounded, yeah. 1026 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,719 But before we talk about the stand-up, then... 1027 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:50,879 But before we talk about the stand-up, then... 1028 00:25:50,919 --> 00:25:52,719 But you have, you've been making movies. 1029 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,359 You've been making lots of movies. Yeah. 1030 00:25:54,399 --> 00:25:55,599 Successful movies. Yeah. 1031 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,639 Clifford The Big Red Dog... Yep. 1032 00:25:57,679 --> 00:25:59,119 LAUGHTER He's in that film... 1033 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:01,039 What, why are you laughing? LAUGHTER 1034 00:26:01,079 --> 00:26:03,079 It's popular family entertainment. Yep. 1035 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:03,319 It's popular family entertainment. Yep. 1036 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,119 I am not saying anything negative about it, 1037 00:26:05,159 --> 00:26:06,959 I like that kind of film. They're hard to make. 1038 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,679 It took over... It made over $100 million. 1039 00:26:08,719 --> 00:26:09,719 Yes. AUDIENCE:Ooh... 1040 00:26:09,759 --> 00:26:11,759 I mean, that's a lot of money. Yeah, that is a lot of money. 1041 00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:11,999 I mean, that's a lot of money. Yeah, that is a lot of money. 1042 00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:13,879 How much of that do you get? Not a lot! 1043 00:26:13,919 --> 00:26:15,079 LAUGHTER 1044 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,119 But how great to be in successful films like this? 1045 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:17,279 But how great to be in successful films like this? 1046 00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:19,319 Yeah, no, it's great. I mean, I... LEE:Was the costume very hot? 1047 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:19,879 Yeah, no, it's great. I mean, I... LEE:Was the costume very hot? 1048 00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:21,919 LAUGHTER 1049 00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:22,919 LAUGHTER 1050 00:26:22,959 --> 00:26:24,959 Everyone assumed I was the dog as well. 1051 00:26:24,999 --> 00:26:25,599 Everyone assumed I was the dog as well. 1052 00:26:25,639 --> 00:26:27,639 Even after, you know, they'd seen the trailer, 1053 00:26:27,679 --> 00:26:27,839 Even after, you know, they'd seen the trailer, 1054 00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:29,879 people were coming up to me, going, "Are you the dog in that?" 1055 00:26:29,919 --> 00:26:30,319 people were coming up to me, going, "Are you the dog in that?" 1056 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,359 I was like, "No, you can literally see me in the poster!" 1057 00:26:32,399 --> 00:26:32,839 I was like, "No, you can literally see me in the poster!" 1058 00:26:32,879 --> 00:26:34,879 Well, you give off the vibe of someone who would be employed 1059 00:26:34,919 --> 00:26:35,399 Well, you give off the vibe of someone who would be employed 1060 00:26:35,439 --> 00:26:37,279 more for their voice than their looks. 1061 00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:39,319 OK... LAUGHTER 1062 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:39,599 OK... LAUGHTER 1063 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:40,959 The dog doesn't even speak! Wow. 1064 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,999 So I would just be woofing and grunting! 1065 00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:43,359 So I would just be woofing and grunting! 1066 00:26:43,399 --> 00:26:44,639 LAUGHTER 1067 00:26:44,679 --> 00:26:46,679 So, let's talk about the new stand-up tour 1068 00:26:46,719 --> 00:26:46,839 So, let's talk about the new stand-up tour 1069 00:26:46,879 --> 00:26:48,839 because the new stand-up tour is called Settle Down, 1070 00:26:48,879 --> 00:26:50,879 and this is you, as always, talking about your life. 1071 00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:51,199 and this is you, as always, talking about your life. 1072 00:26:51,239 --> 00:26:53,239 Real things that have happened to you, with a comic spin on. 1073 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:53,639 Real things that have happened to you, with a comic spin on. 1074 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,679 This is about this new stage in your life, which is... 1075 00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:55,839 This is about this new stage in your life, which is... 1076 00:26:55,879 --> 00:26:57,719 Well, explain. Well, I guess, yeah. 1077 00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:59,759 I mean, since I did stand-up last, quite a lot of life has happened. 1078 00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:01,159 I mean, since I did stand-up last, quite a lot of life has happened. 1079 00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:02,879 I've met my life partner, 1080 00:27:02,919 --> 00:27:04,919 I've got a house, the mortgage, the dog, 1081 00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:05,159 I've got a house, the mortgage, the dog, 1082 00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:06,879 and I'm, yeah, settling down in my life, 1083 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:08,359 so I'm sort of reflecting on that. 1084 00:27:08,399 --> 00:27:10,159 It's nice. So you're growing up, basically? 1085 00:27:10,199 --> 00:27:12,199 You're settling down as a mature, sophisticated adult male. 1086 00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:13,039 You're settling down as a mature, sophisticated adult male. 1087 00:27:13,079 --> 00:27:15,079 I would say, reluctantly, but, yeah. 1088 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:15,479 I would say, reluctantly, but, yeah. 1089 00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:16,799 Like, attempting to adult. 1090 00:27:16,839 --> 00:27:18,519 Well, how old are you now? I've forgotten. 1091 00:27:18,559 --> 00:27:19,719 Thirty four. Thirty four. 1092 00:27:19,759 --> 00:27:21,559 So... Teetering... You're still a young man. 1093 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,599 Well, I don't feel... I don't think of that as young. 1094 00:27:23,639 --> 00:27:23,759 Well, I don't feel... I don't think of that as young. 1095 00:27:23,799 --> 00:27:25,359 I wouldn't get on Love Island any more. No. 1096 00:27:25,399 --> 00:27:26,799 LAUGHTER 1097 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:28,839 I mean, mainly cos I've read a book, but also the age thing... 1098 00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:29,599 I mean, mainly cos I've read a book, but also the age thing... 1099 00:27:29,639 --> 00:27:31,639 LAUGHTER 1100 00:27:31,679 --> 00:27:31,759 LAUGHTER 1101 00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:33,519 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's true. 1102 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:35,119 I mean... Harsh. 1103 00:27:37,519 --> 00:27:39,359 And you're writing about your new partner, 1104 00:27:39,399 --> 00:27:41,399 you said it's your life partner, which is a lovely thing to hear, 1105 00:27:41,439 --> 00:27:41,919 you said it's your life partner, which is a lovely thing to hear, 1106 00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:43,039 Roxy. Roxy, yeah. 1107 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,999 Is she happy? Does she mind you sharing on stage? 1108 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,039 Why...? Not that picture. LAUGHTER 1109 00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:47,639 Why...? Not that picture. LAUGHTER 1110 00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:49,679 Look, you know what? You're licking her like a dog would. 1111 00:27:49,719 --> 00:27:51,679 Look, you know what? You're licking her like a dog would. 1112 00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:53,719 LAUGHTER 1113 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,759 Touche. Yeah. 1114 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:55,879 Touche. Yeah. 1115 00:27:55,919 --> 00:27:57,919 That's why we thought that about you. 1116 00:27:57,959 --> 00:27:58,079 That's why we thought that about you. 1117 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,119 But is Roxy OK? She's cool with that? 1118 00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:00,439 But is Roxy OK? She's cool with that? 1119 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:02,039 I presume she must be. Yeah, she's fine. 1120 00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:04,079 Actually, weirdly, the show in Colchester, 1121 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,279 Actually, weirdly, the show in Colchester, 1122 00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:05,919 I invited all of her family to, 1123 00:28:05,959 --> 00:28:07,759 and I had some routines about my girlfriend, 1124 00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:09,799 but then I remembered that her family are in the audience, 1125 00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:10,319 but then I remembered that her family are in the audience, 1126 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,359 and I pulled out of a couple of them because I got too nervous. 1127 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:12,919 and I pulled out of a couple of them because I got too nervous. 1128 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,799 There was one specific routine, which... 1129 00:28:14,839 --> 00:28:16,839 My girlfriend has diabetes, and I was talking about 1130 00:28:16,879 --> 00:28:18,599 My girlfriend has diabetes, and I was talking about 1131 00:28:18,639 --> 00:28:20,639 how the main way that diabetes affects our relationship is 1132 00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:21,839 how the main way that diabetes affects our relationship is 1133 00:28:21,879 --> 00:28:23,879 that diabetes is when your pancreas doesn't produce enough insulin 1134 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,599 that diabetes is when your pancreas doesn't produce enough insulin 1135 00:28:25,639 --> 00:28:27,639 so you have to monitor your blood sugar levels, 1136 00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:27,799 so you have to monitor your blood sugar levels, 1137 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:29,839 and if you do strenuous exercise, they dip very dangerously low. 1138 00:28:29,879 --> 00:28:30,639 and if you do strenuous exercise, they dip very dangerously low. 1139 00:28:30,679 --> 00:28:32,679 So, in a relationship, what that translates to is that 1140 00:28:32,719 --> 00:28:33,759 So, in a relationship, what that translates to is that 1141 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,799 I can now tell exactly how good of a performance I've put in... 1142 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:36,999 I can now tell exactly how good of a performance I've put in... 1143 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:38,199 LAUGHTER ..in the bedroom 1144 00:28:38,239 --> 00:28:40,239 by what my girlfriend's snacking on afterwards. 1145 00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:40,479 by what my girlfriend's snacking on afterwards. 1146 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,399 LAUGHTER So if I roll over 1147 00:28:42,439 --> 00:28:44,439 and she's tucking in to an entire Colin the Caterpillar, 1148 00:28:44,479 --> 00:28:45,119 and she's tucking in to an entire Colin the Caterpillar, 1149 00:28:45,159 --> 00:28:47,159 I'm like, "Well played. Bravo, Jack." 1150 00:28:47,199 --> 00:28:47,319 I'm like, "Well played. Bravo, Jack." 1151 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,919 And if she's popping in a single Skittle, 1152 00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,719 I'm like, "OK, I could try harder next time." 1153 00:28:50,759 --> 00:28:52,319 LAUGHTER 1154 00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:54,359 And then I saw her family, her aunt, her mum, her dad, 1155 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,079 And then I saw her family, her aunt, her mum, her dad, 1156 00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:56,839 and I just gave up halfway through the joke. 1157 00:28:56,879 --> 00:28:58,319 LAUGHTER Cos I was so scared... 1158 00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:00,279 How do you rescue yourself from that situation? 1159 00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:02,319 Do you say, "You know what..."? Do you just change the subject? 1160 00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:02,799 Do you say, "You know what..."? Do you just change the subject? 1161 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,839 I literally just said, "My girlfriend has diabetes," 1162 00:29:04,879 --> 00:29:04,999 I literally just said, "My girlfriend has diabetes," 1163 00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:07,039 and then I saw them and knew where the joke was going 1164 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:07,239 and then I saw them and knew where the joke was going 1165 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,279 and then just moved on to the next joke, so there was no joke. 1166 00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:09,639 and then just moved on to the next joke, so there was no joke. 1167 00:29:09,679 --> 00:29:11,679 I just told the whole audience about her medical history... 1168 00:29:11,719 --> 00:29:12,759 I just told the whole audience about her medical history... 1169 00:29:12,799 --> 00:29:14,199 It sounded... ..and then moved on. 1170 00:29:14,239 --> 00:29:15,839 Sounded more like a cry for help from you. 1171 00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:17,199 LAUGHTER 1172 00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:19,239 Let's go back to Clifford The Big Red Dog. 1173 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,359 Let's go back to Clifford The Big Red Dog. 1174 00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:22,399 Yeah. Because there wasn't... 1175 00:29:22,439 --> 00:29:23,879 No. LAUGHTER 1176 00:29:23,919 --> 00:29:25,799 Because there wasn't actually a big red... 1177 00:29:25,839 --> 00:29:27,839 There isn't a real Clifford The Big Red Dog, is there? 1178 00:29:27,879 --> 00:29:28,279 There isn't a real Clifford The Big Red Dog, is there? 1179 00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:30,319 No (!) No (!) LAUGHTER 1180 00:29:30,359 --> 00:29:30,639 No (!) No (!) LAUGHTER 1181 00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:32,439 So I'm curious, when you're acting, 1182 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,479 was there a person in a big red dog suit 1183 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:35,679 was there a person in a big red dog suit 1184 00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:37,719 or was it, like, a man with just a dog's head on a stick? 1185 00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:39,759 or was it, like, a man with just a dog's head on a stick? 1186 00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:41,399 LAUGHTER Or just your own imagination? 1187 00:29:41,439 --> 00:29:42,559 Nothing there at all? 1188 00:29:42,599 --> 00:29:44,599 Well, weirdly, they had all manner of different things. 1189 00:29:44,639 --> 00:29:44,879 Well, weirdly, they had all manner of different things. 1190 00:29:44,919 --> 00:29:46,919 There was one big puppet that had two people in it, 1191 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,079 There was one big puppet that had two people in it, 1192 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,879 like a sort of pantomime horse. 1193 00:29:49,919 --> 00:29:51,919 Then there was also, like, body parts of Clifford, 1194 00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:53,399 Then there was also, like, body parts of Clifford, 1195 00:29:53,439 --> 00:29:55,439 so there was a guy that would hold his head on a stick, 1196 00:29:55,479 --> 00:29:55,719 so there was a guy that would hold his head on a stick, 1197 00:29:55,759 --> 00:29:57,759 there was a man that operated a giant tail. 1198 00:29:57,799 --> 00:29:58,119 there was a man that operated a giant tail. 1199 00:29:58,159 --> 00:30:00,159 There was even a man with a tongue, who had his arm in a tongue, 1200 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:00,639 There was even a man with a tongue, who had his arm in a tongue, 1201 00:30:00,679 --> 00:30:02,679 and he dunked it in a, like, a bucket of, like, gunk... 1202 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,559 and he dunked it in a, like, a bucket of, like, gunk... 1203 00:30:04,599 --> 00:30:06,599 Which bit did they use to take the wing mirror off the Ford Anglia? 1204 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,679 Which bit did they use to take the wing mirror off the Ford Anglia? 1205 00:30:07,719 --> 00:30:09,399 LAUGHTER 1206 00:30:09,439 --> 00:30:11,439 Giant lipstick. LAUGHTER 1207 00:30:11,479 --> 00:30:12,599 Giant lipstick. LAUGHTER 1208 00:30:12,639 --> 00:30:14,639 So, Jeff, have you... got a dog? 1209 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,399 So, Jeff, have you... got a dog? 1210 00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,439 Have I got a dog? Yes. 1211 00:30:18,479 --> 00:30:18,759 Have I got a dog? Yes. 1212 00:30:18,799 --> 00:30:20,279 Did I just have a blackout? 1213 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,319 LAUGHTER 1214 00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:23,079 LAUGHTER 1215 00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:24,839 I'm changing the subject. 1216 00:30:24,879 --> 00:30:26,839 Oh. I was worried then, I'd gone for ten seconds. 1217 00:30:26,879 --> 00:30:28,879 LAUGHTER 1218 00:30:28,919 --> 00:30:29,399 LAUGHTER 1219 00:30:29,439 --> 00:30:30,639 But I... Erm... 1220 00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:32,599 We do have a dog. 1221 00:30:32,639 --> 00:30:34,639 Woody! Woody! French poodle. 1222 00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:35,239 Woody! Woody! French poodle. 1223 00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:37,279 Red-haired standard poodle, big dog. 1224 00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:37,879 Red-haired standard poodle, big dog. 1225 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,919 People love that dog, stop the dog more than me, 1226 00:30:39,959 --> 00:30:40,799 People love that dog, stop the dog more than me, 1227 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,839 and take pictures of the dog. I love a dog. 1228 00:30:42,879 --> 00:30:43,159 and take pictures of the dog. I love a dog. 1229 00:30:43,199 --> 00:30:45,199 I love a dog. Lee. I have a dog, I have a Labrador, 1230 00:30:45,239 --> 00:30:45,999 I love a dog. Lee. I have a dog, I have a Labrador, 1231 00:30:46,039 --> 00:30:47,199 but he's a silver Labrador. 1232 00:30:47,239 --> 00:30:49,239 I've never seen one of those. They're quite unusual. 1233 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:49,439 I've never seen one of those. They're quite unusual. 1234 00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:51,119 Do we have a picture of Lee's dog? 1235 00:30:51,159 --> 00:30:53,119 Could we see it? There's my dog. 1236 00:30:53,159 --> 00:30:55,159 As you can see, he's a bit like Jack, actually, 1237 00:30:55,199 --> 00:30:56,759 As you can see, he's a bit like Jack, actually, 1238 00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:58,559 distinct blue eyes, and very inbred. 1239 00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:00,599 LAUGHTER 1240 00:31:00,639 --> 00:31:00,879 LAUGHTER 1241 00:31:00,919 --> 00:31:02,359 APPLAUSE 1242 00:31:02,399 --> 00:31:04,239 I would say handsome. 1243 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:05,599 Handsome and inbred. 1244 00:31:05,639 --> 00:31:07,519 I mean, that's a fair assessment, right, Jack? 1245 00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:09,559 You're very posh. You've got beautiful eyes. 1246 00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:09,719 You're very posh. You've got beautiful eyes. 1247 00:31:09,759 --> 00:31:11,759 LAUGHTER Jack, do you have a dog? 1248 00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:12,599 LAUGHTER Jack, do you have a dog? 1249 00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,639 Yes, I have a toy poodle, which is... 1250 00:31:14,679 --> 00:31:15,319 Yes, I have a toy poodle, which is... 1251 00:31:15,359 --> 00:31:17,359 What?! ..a deeply emasculating dog. 1252 00:31:17,399 --> 00:31:17,719 What?! ..a deeply emasculating dog. 1253 00:31:17,759 --> 00:31:19,439 I wanted, like, a guard dog. 1254 00:31:19,479 --> 00:31:21,479 That's a very pretty dog. It's so embarrassing. 1255 00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:21,639 That's a very pretty dog. It's so embarrassing. 1256 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,679 And she wanted to call it Beyonce, as well, which I had to shut down. 1257 00:31:23,719 --> 00:31:24,279 And she wanted to call it Beyonce, as well, which I had to shut down. 1258 00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:25,639 LAUGHTER 1259 00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:27,679 That does look like you're a very bad ventriloquist. 1260 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,799 That does look like you're a very bad ventriloquist. 1261 00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:30,719 It looks like a pillowcase. 1262 00:31:30,759 --> 00:31:32,759 It's the most ridiculous dog, as well, 1263 00:31:32,799 --> 00:31:33,799 It's the most ridiculous dog, as well, 1264 00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:35,839 and she keeps referring to it as a rescue dog, as well, 1265 00:31:35,879 --> 00:31:36,319 and she keeps referring to it as a rescue dog, as well, 1266 00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:38,359 which it's not. I paid a woman on the internet for it. 1267 00:31:38,399 --> 00:31:38,519 which it's not. I paid a woman on the internet for it. 1268 00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:39,919 LAUGHTER 1269 00:31:39,959 --> 00:31:41,879 She's like, "No, but the dog rescued me." 1270 00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:43,919 That's not what rescue dog means. LAUGHTER 1271 00:31:43,959 --> 00:31:44,479 That's not what rescue dog means. LAUGHTER 1272 00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:46,519 She calls me its daddy as well, which I can't stand. 1273 00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:46,719 She calls me its daddy as well, which I can't stand. 1274 00:31:46,759 --> 00:31:47,999 You ARE its daddy. 1275 00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:50,039 I'm not its daddy, I'm its master. We will have standards. 1276 00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:50,839 I'm not its daddy, I'm its master. We will have standards. 1277 00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:52,879 And... Cos she sees it as a sort of surrogate 1278 00:31:52,919 --> 00:31:53,559 And... Cos she sees it as a sort of surrogate 1279 00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:55,239 for us having a kid one day, and she goes, 1280 00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:57,279 "No, you should treat the dog just like you treat our actual child." 1281 00:31:57,319 --> 00:31:58,159 "No, you should treat the dog just like you treat our actual child." 1282 00:31:58,199 --> 00:31:59,559 So I'm straight on Google. 1283 00:31:59,599 --> 00:32:01,599 "Are there boarding schools for dogs?" 1284 00:32:01,639 --> 00:32:01,759 "Are there boarding schools for dogs?" 1285 00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:03,799 LAUGHTER 1286 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:03,999 LAUGHTER 1287 00:32:04,039 --> 00:32:05,559 APPLAUSE And there are. 1288 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:07,519 Kennels. Yeah. There you go. 1289 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,079 APPLAUSE 1290 00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:11,119 Shirley, do you have any animals? Do you have a dog? 1291 00:32:11,159 --> 00:32:13,159 I have a dog, a Lhasa Apso dog. 1292 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:13,719 I have a dog, a Lhasa Apso dog. 1293 00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:15,759 Wow, that's a fancy one. Do you have a picture of my dog? 1294 00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:16,359 Wow, that's a fancy one. Do you have a picture of my dog? 1295 00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:18,399 Here's a picture of Shirley's dog. CHEERING 1296 00:32:18,439 --> 00:32:19,959 Here's a picture of Shirley's dog. CHEERING 1297 00:32:19,999 --> 00:32:21,999 Delightful. He can talk. 1298 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:22,199 Delightful. He can talk. 1299 00:32:22,239 --> 00:32:24,239 He can talk?! I'm telling you! 1300 00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:24,839 He can talk?! I'm telling you! 1301 00:32:24,879 --> 00:32:26,879 He comes up when he wants to eat, he does all sorts of little... 1302 00:32:26,919 --> 00:32:27,919 He comes up when he wants to eat, he does all sorts of little... 1303 00:32:27,959 --> 00:32:29,959 What does he say to you? SHE LAUGHS 1304 00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:30,319 What does he say to you? SHE LAUGHS 1305 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:32,359 Woof, woof! LAUGHTER 1306 00:32:32,399 --> 00:32:33,279 Woof, woof! LAUGHTER 1307 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,319 He's just... So, he communicates. 1308 00:32:35,359 --> 00:32:35,479 He's just... So, he communicates. 1309 00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:37,239 He communicates with me. Ah! 1310 00:32:37,279 --> 00:32:39,279 Does he understand you? And I get down when he has his food, 1311 00:32:39,319 --> 00:32:39,799 Does he understand you? And I get down when he has his food, 1312 00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:41,799 and I eat by the bowl with him. 1313 00:32:41,839 --> 00:32:43,839 I do because... LEE:What, on all fours?! 1314 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:44,319 I do because... LEE:What, on all fours?! 1315 00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:46,359 Because I feel he is much better than a husband, 1316 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:47,519 Because I feel he is much better than a husband, 1317 00:32:47,559 --> 00:32:48,999 let me tell you! 1318 00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:50,719 That is loyal, he is kind, 1319 00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:52,759 he is wonderful, he is cuddly, 1320 00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:53,679 he is wonderful, he is cuddly, 1321 00:32:53,719 --> 00:32:55,719 he is snuggly, he is popular. 1322 00:32:55,759 --> 00:32:55,879 he is snuggly, he is popular. 1323 00:32:55,919 --> 00:32:57,919 We're loyal, kind, cuddly, popular. 1324 00:32:57,959 --> 00:32:59,279 We're loyal, kind, cuddly, popular. 1325 00:32:59,319 --> 00:33:00,719 LAUGHTER 1326 00:33:00,759 --> 00:33:02,119 I am gonna change the subject 1327 00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:04,159 because this is exciting news... Cats! 1328 00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:06,199 LAUGHTER 1329 00:33:06,239 --> 00:33:06,519 LAUGHTER 1330 00:33:06,559 --> 00:33:08,559 Do you have a mouse? 1331 00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:08,919 Do you have a mouse? 1332 00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:10,919 Shirley Ballas, ladies and gentlemen, 1333 00:33:10,959 --> 00:33:12,959 is now an author as well as all the other things she does. 1334 00:33:12,999 --> 00:33:14,039 is now an author as well as all the other things she does. 1335 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,079 She has her book, which you can pre-order now. 1336 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:16,399 She has her book, which you can pre-order now. 1337 00:33:16,439 --> 00:33:18,439 It's called Murder On The Dance Floor, 1338 00:33:18,479 --> 00:33:20,479 am I correct?That's correct. Tell us about it, Shirley. 1339 00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:20,719 am I correct?That's correct. Tell us about it, Shirley. 1340 00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,719 Well, Murder On The Dance Floor is loosely based 1341 00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:24,759 on every story that I have witnessed 1342 00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:25,319 on every story that I have witnessed 1343 00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,359 that has gone on in my industry, with fictitious characters. 1344 00:33:27,399 --> 00:33:28,319 that has gone on in my industry, with fictitious characters. 1345 00:33:28,359 --> 00:33:30,359 So there's murder, lies, intrigue, 1346 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,959 So there's murder, lies, intrigue, 1347 00:33:31,999 --> 00:33:33,999 sex, bed-hopping, 1348 00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:34,239 sex, bed-hopping, 1349 00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:36,279 ending in all sorts of... 1350 00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:38,319 Some of it's fun, some of it's really intriguing. 1351 00:33:38,359 --> 00:33:38,919 Some of it's fun, some of it's really intriguing. 1352 00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,479 Very sensual. 1353 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,519 Shirley, have you... you've actually seen someone murdered 1354 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:43,599 Shirley, have you... you've actually seen someone murdered 1355 00:33:43,639 --> 00:33:45,399 on the dance floor? LAUGHTER 1356 00:33:45,439 --> 00:33:47,439 Well, that's... The lady that drops dead 1357 00:33:47,479 --> 00:33:47,679 Well, that's... The lady that drops dead 1358 00:33:47,719 --> 00:33:49,479 is Oksana Bondarenko, 1359 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:51,519 while she's doing a tango, closely entwined with her partner. 1360 00:33:51,559 --> 00:33:52,759 while she's doing a tango, closely entwined with her partner. 1361 00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:54,639 And then all of a sudden, she dies, 1362 00:33:54,679 --> 00:33:56,679 and the mystery is you have to find out who is the murderer. 1363 00:33:56,719 --> 00:33:58,079 and the mystery is you have to find out who is the murderer. 1364 00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,639 Yes. Who murdered...? 1365 00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:01,679 She's entwined limb to limb on the dance floor, 1366 00:34:01,719 --> 00:34:02,679 She's entwined limb to limb on the dance floor, 1367 00:34:02,719 --> 00:34:04,719 and suddenly she just keels over... LAUGHTER 1368 00:34:04,759 --> 00:34:05,519 and suddenly she just keels over... LAUGHTER 1369 00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:07,559 ..and dies right there in the tango. 1370 00:34:07,599 --> 00:34:08,759 ..and dies right there in the tango. 1371 00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:10,799 That one's based on Ann Widdecombe, right? 1372 00:34:10,839 --> 00:34:10,959 That one's based on Ann Widdecombe, right? 1373 00:34:10,999 --> 00:34:12,999 LAUGHTER 1374 00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:13,439 LAUGHTER 1375 00:34:13,479 --> 00:34:15,079 I've seen that dance. 1376 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,119 I've seen that dance on YouTube. APPLAUSE 1377 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:17,639 I've seen that dance on YouTube. APPLAUSE 1378 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:19,039 LAUGHTER 1379 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:21,079 I mean, it sounds... engrossing, 1380 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:22,319 I mean, it sounds... engrossing, 1381 00:34:22,359 --> 00:34:24,359 enthralling and exhilarating. Yeah. 1382 00:34:24,399 --> 00:34:24,599 enthralling and exhilarating. Yeah. 1383 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:26,639 Well, there's lots of books out there, 1384 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,679 but I wanted to bring, like, the back door to ballroom dancing. 1385 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:29,519 but I wanted to bring, like, the back door to ballroom dancing. 1386 00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:30,639 LAUGHTER 1387 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,679 It's always interesting when it comes from behind. 1388 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:33,719 It's always interesting when it comes from behind. 1389 00:34:33,759 --> 00:34:35,759 Yes, I know. LAUGHTER 1390 00:34:35,799 --> 00:34:35,919 Yes, I know. LAUGHTER 1391 00:34:35,959 --> 00:34:37,959 Everything that's going on inside the book. 1392 00:34:37,999 --> 00:34:38,439 Everything that's going on inside the book. 1393 00:34:38,479 --> 00:34:40,479 So I absolutely have covered everything. 1394 00:34:40,519 --> 00:34:41,959 So I absolutely have covered everything. 1395 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:43,119 LAUGHTER 1396 00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,159 How many of these events are based on experiences 1397 00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:46,159 How many of these events are based on experiences 1398 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:47,559 you yourself have enjoyed 1399 00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:49,599 on or by the back door of the ballroom? 1400 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:49,759 on or by the back door of the ballroom? 1401 00:34:49,799 --> 00:34:50,999 LAUGHTER 1402 00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:52,759 I would probably say about 90%. 1403 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,799 90%? 90%! 1404 00:34:54,839 --> 00:34:54,959 90%? 90%! 1405 00:34:54,999 --> 00:34:56,599 APPLAUSE 1406 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:58,039 Yes. What a... 1407 00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:00,079 Some of those scenes are gonna curl your toes. 1408 00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:00,759 Some of those scenes are gonna curl your toes. 1409 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,799 Well, what a film that's going to make, 1410 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:04,839 and I know just the man to be in it. 1411 00:35:04,879 --> 00:35:04,999 and I know just the man to be in it. 1412 00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:07,039 And if you need a... Oh, wow. 1413 00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:07,559 And if you need a... Oh, wow. 1414 00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:09,399 APPLAUSE Ooh, you read... 1415 00:35:09,439 --> 00:35:11,439 Yes. LAUGHTER 1416 00:35:11,479 --> 00:35:12,079 Yes. LAUGHTER 1417 00:35:12,119 --> 00:35:14,119 OK, so, that book, you can pre-order now. 1418 00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:14,279 OK, so, that book, you can pre-order now. 1419 00:35:14,319 --> 00:35:15,919 It's not out till October, though, is it? 1420 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:17,759 October. But I've got an advance copy. 1421 00:35:17,799 --> 00:35:19,559 I'm gonna read it. You have. You have. 1422 00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:21,599 Shirley, we're gonna talk to you a bit later on about dancing 1423 00:35:21,639 --> 00:35:22,119 Shirley, we're gonna talk to you a bit later on about dancing 1424 00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:24,159 cos I know we might see the stuff you're shooting at home, 1425 00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:24,399 cos I know we might see the stuff you're shooting at home, 1426 00:35:24,439 --> 00:35:26,399 but first of all, we have with us Jeff Goldblum, 1427 00:35:26,439 --> 00:35:28,439 one of the greatest actors of his generation. 1428 00:35:28,479 --> 00:35:28,879 one of the greatest actors of his generation. 1429 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:30,519 Yes, I believe that to be true. The best. 1430 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:32,559 APPLAUSE 1431 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:32,919 APPLAUSE 1432 00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:34,959 Also an amazing performer. He's in town with his band. 1433 00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,599 Also an amazing performer. He's in town with his band. 1434 00:35:36,639 --> 00:35:38,639 We're gonna have him perform this evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1435 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:39,279 We're gonna have him perform this evening, ladies and gentlemen, 1436 00:35:39,319 --> 00:35:41,319 so that's a treat for you. APPLAUSE 1437 00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:41,519 so that's a treat for you. APPLAUSE 1438 00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:43,559 So, Jeff, I'm gonna ask you to head on over, 1439 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:44,239 So, Jeff, I'm gonna ask you to head on over, 1440 00:35:44,279 --> 00:35:46,279 here with your band, Jeff Goldblum, ladies and gentlemen. 1441 00:35:46,319 --> 00:35:46,759 here with your band, Jeff Goldblum, ladies and gentlemen. 1442 00:35:46,799 --> 00:35:48,799 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1443 00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:50,759 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1444 00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:53,919 So, here they are, 1445 00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:54,039 So, here they are, 1446 00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:56,079 with the wonderful song Moon River, 1447 00:35:56,119 --> 00:35:56,359 with the wonderful song Moon River, 1448 00:35:56,399 --> 00:35:58,159 it's the fabulous Jeff Goldblum 1449 00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,199 and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra with Mattiel Brown. 1450 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:00,719 and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra with Mattiel Brown. 1451 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,759 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1452 00:36:02,799 --> 00:36:04,799 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1453 00:36:04,839 --> 00:36:06,839 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1454 00:36:06,879 --> 00:36:07,479 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1455 00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:09,519 SONG: 'Moon River' 1456 00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:11,559 SONG: 'Moon River' 1457 00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:11,679 SONG: 'Moon River' 1458 00:36:16,999 --> 00:36:18,999 # Moon River 1459 00:36:19,039 --> 00:36:21,039 # Moon River 1460 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,079 # Wider than a mile 1461 00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:23,799 # Wider than a mile 1462 00:36:24,839 --> 00:36:26,839 # I'm crossing you in style some day 1463 00:36:26,879 --> 00:36:28,879 # I'm crossing you in style some day 1464 00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:29,959 # I'm crossing you in style some day 1465 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:34,799 # Oh, dream maker 1466 00:36:34,839 --> 00:36:36,839 # Oh, dream maker 1467 00:36:36,879 --> 00:36:38,279 # Oh, dream maker 1468 00:36:38,319 --> 00:36:40,319 # You heartbreaker 1469 00:36:40,359 --> 00:36:42,119 # You heartbreaker 1470 00:36:43,199 --> 00:36:45,199 # Wherever you're going 1471 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,919 # Wherever you're going 1472 00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:48,959 # I'm going your way 1473 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:50,719 # I'm going your way 1474 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:53,919 # Two drifters 1475 00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:55,959 # Two drifters 1476 00:36:55,999 --> 00:36:56,559 # Two drifters 1477 00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:58,599 # Off to see the world 1478 00:36:58,639 --> 00:37:00,319 # Off to see the world 1479 00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:02,359 # There's such a lot of world to see 1480 00:37:02,399 --> 00:37:04,399 # There's such a lot of world to see 1481 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,319 # There's such a lot of world to see 1482 00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:12,439 # We're after 1483 00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:13,799 # We're after 1484 00:37:13,839 --> 00:37:15,839 # The same rainbow's end 1485 00:37:15,879 --> 00:37:17,879 # The same rainbow's end 1486 00:37:17,919 --> 00:37:19,879 # The same rainbow's end 1487 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:23,599 # Waiting around the bend 1488 00:37:23,639 --> 00:37:25,239 # Waiting around the bend 1489 00:37:25,279 --> 00:37:27,279 # My Huckleberry friend 1490 00:37:27,319 --> 00:37:29,319 # My Huckleberry friend 1491 00:37:29,359 --> 00:37:29,559 # My Huckleberry friend 1492 00:37:32,039 --> 00:37:34,039 # Moon river 1493 00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:35,719 # Moon river 1494 00:37:35,759 --> 00:37:37,759 # And me. # 1495 00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:37,959 # And me. # 1496 00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:56,199 APPLAUSE 1497 00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:57,919 APPLAUSE 1498 00:37:57,959 --> 00:37:59,959 Beautiful. 1499 00:37:59,999 --> 00:38:00,119 Beautiful. 1500 00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:02,159 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1501 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:04,199 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1502 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,559 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1503 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,599 Thank you, Jeff Goldblum and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra, 1504 00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:08,679 Thank you, Jeff Goldblum and the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra, 1505 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:09,919 with Mattiel Brown. 1506 00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:11,959 Don't go away because we've got more from my guests, 1507 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:12,359 Don't go away because we've got more from my guests, 1508 00:38:12,399 --> 00:38:14,399 and John Legend will be performing at the end of the show. 1509 00:38:14,439 --> 00:38:14,639 and John Legend will be performing at the end of the show. 1510 00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:16,359 See you after the break. 1511 00:38:16,399 --> 00:38:18,399 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1512 00:38:18,439 --> 00:38:20,439 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1513 00:38:20,479 --> 00:38:22,479 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1514 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,880 APPLAUSE 1515 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,920 APPLAUSE 1516 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,040 APPLAUSE 1517 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,080 Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. 1518 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,280 Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. 1519 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,200 I've still got my fabulous guests with me here, 1520 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,160 Lee Mack, Shirley Ballas, Jeff Goldblum 1521 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,160 and of course Jack Whitehall is here. 1522 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200 I've got... This is a mistake, I've got one of your question cards. 1523 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,040 I've got... This is a mistake, I've got one of your question cards. 1524 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,080 "Do you have a dog?" Thank you. I will use that. 1525 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:41,560 "Do you have a dog?" Thank you. I will use that. 1526 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,600 LAUGHTER 1527 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:43,760 LAUGHTER 1528 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,800 APPLAUSE 1529 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,440 APPLAUSE 1530 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,840 I don't see... I don't see what's funny about that 1531 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,200 I don't see... I don't see what's funny about that 1532 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,240 because that's a good question. It's a good question. 1533 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,240 because that's a good question. It's a good question. 1534 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,280 That's a relatable question. 1535 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:57,880 That's a relatable question. 1536 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,920 If anything, the text is even bigger on the actual cards 1537 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:00,360 If anything, the text is even bigger on the actual cards 1538 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400 that you have to read from. LAUGHTER 1539 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:02,640 that you have to read from. LAUGHTER 1540 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,680 Jack very unkindly... I... His phone is unbelievable! 1541 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,920 Jack very unkindly... I... His phone is unbelievable! 1542 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,960 I got a text, he went, "What's that?!" 1543 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,160 I got a text, he went, "What's that?!" 1544 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,600 I went, "It's a text." 1545 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,560 He went, "Why are the letters so big?" 1546 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,600 LAUGHTER 1547 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,720 LAUGHTER 1548 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,760 Jack, you know what you may have missed in our country, 1549 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,120 Jack, you know what you may have missed in our country, 1550 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,040 we have a very big hit new quiz show, 1551 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,000 here on ITV, called The 1% Club. 1552 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,000 Do you watch The 1% Club, ladies and gentlemen? 1553 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,040 APPLAUSE LEE:I've never seen it. Any good? 1554 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,640 APPLAUSE LEE:I've never seen it. Any good? 1555 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,680 The 1% Club is hosted by Lee Mack. It's a great quiz show, 1556 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,360 The 1% Club is hosted by Lee Mack. It's a great quiz show, 1557 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,400 and it's a quiz show where, to be smart helps, 1558 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,480 and it's a quiz show where, to be smart helps, 1559 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,040 but sometimes you don't... 1560 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,080 It's not the smartness that gets it right 1561 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,120 because some smart people get the questions wrong. 1562 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,280 because some smart people get the questions wrong. 1563 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,160 Yeah, so it's not a general knowledge quiz. 1564 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,200 It's about logic. It's a sort of logic-type question, 1565 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:41,960 It's about logic. It's a sort of logic-type question, 1566 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 and the format is, we start off with a 90% question 1567 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,160 and the format is, we start off with a 90% question 1568 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,200 that 90% of people that they tested the questions on got right, 1569 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,680 that 90% of people that they tested the questions on got right, 1570 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,720 then the 80% question, then the 70%, 1571 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:50,880 then the 80% question, then the 70%, 1572 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,920 all the way down to the 1%. If you get it wrong, you're out, 1573 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,240 all the way down to the 1%. If you get it wrong, you're out, 1574 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,280 we start with 100 people, we usually at end up with one. 1575 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:55,560 we start with 100 people, we usually at end up with one. 1576 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,560 You have to get all the way through to win. 1577 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,600 Have to get the last question right, or you win nothing.Nothing. 1578 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,240 Have to get the last question right, or you win nothing.Nothing. 1579 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,280 You can keep your 10,000 before you gamble, 1580 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,440 You can keep your 10,000 before you gamble, 1581 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,240 or whatever you've got. 1582 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,240 So there's no shilly-shallying with the truth, 1583 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,760 you don't give anybody the answers. 1584 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,800 I don't know what you said, but I tell you now... 1585 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,080 I don't know what you said, but I tell you now... 1586 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,160 LAUGHTER 1587 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,200 I am going to use that as my catchphrase for the next series. 1588 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:13,600 I am going to use that as my catchphrase for the next series. 1589 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,640 Welcome to the show where there's no shilly-shallying. 1590 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:15,920 Welcome to the show where there's no shilly-shallying. 1591 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,120 LAUGHTER 1592 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,160 What's great about the show is, it is a brilliant idea for a show. 1593 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:19,960 What's great about the show is, it is a brilliant idea for a show. 1594 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I've played along home, and it's infuriating, 1595 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,200 I've played along home, and it's infuriating, 1596 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,000 but there is one constant in the show, 1597 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,040 which is Lee is there, and he makes it very funny. Look at this. 1598 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:26,520 which is Lee is there, and he makes it very funny. Look at this. 1599 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,320 Let's have a look at it. 1600 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,360 READS QUESTION 1601 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,400 READS QUESTION 1602 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,440 And your 30 seconds starts now. 1603 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:33,560 And your 30 seconds starts now. 1604 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,640 Blimey. I was not expecting that. 1605 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,200 Blimey. I was not expecting that. 1606 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,080 We've lost 11 of you. 1607 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,120 I probably should say that with more warmth, shouldn't I? 1608 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,640 I probably should say that with more warmth, shouldn't I? 1609 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,680 LAUGHTER 1610 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,720 Well done to those of you whose lights are still on. 1611 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,040 Well done to those of you whose lights are still on. 1612 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,640 Let's have a look at the answer. 1613 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,000 It's bee's knees. 1614 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,680 Never has the phrase "say what you see" 1615 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,720 been more appropriate than for that answer. 1616 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,160 been more appropriate than for that answer. 1617 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,840 Unfortunately, if your lights are out, 1618 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,880 you are out of the game, just like... Ronnie Hudson. 1619 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,520 you are out of the game, just like... Ronnie Hudson. 1620 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,560 Hey. Hello, Ronnie. 1621 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,000 What did you put, mate? 1622 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,040 I put "bees, bees, hairy knees". LAUGHTER 1623 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,000 I put "bees, bees, hairy knees". LAUGHTER 1624 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,840 Bees, bees, hairy knees? It's a saying. 1625 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,960 I've heard that saying. 1626 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,480 Are you from Northern Ireland? Yeah. 1627 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,280 In Northern Ireland, that might be a phrase, 1628 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,320 but I've never heard it in England. 1629 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,120 ULSTER ACCENT: Bees, bees, hairy knees. 1630 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,160 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 1631 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,200 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 1632 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:23,760 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 1633 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,040 Is that a phrase? 1634 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,080 Bees, bees, hairy knees. I've never heard it, no. 1635 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,760 Bees, bees, hairy knees. I've never heard it, no. 1636 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,800 So, The 1% Club is coming back on ITV next Saturday, 9:25, 1637 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,840 So, The 1% Club is coming back on ITV next Saturday, 9:25, 1638 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,080 So, The 1% Club is coming back on ITV next Saturday, 9:25, 1639 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,920 so make sure you tune in for that. 1640 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,920 I'm genuinely thrilled, Shirley Ballas, 1641 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,960 I've met her a few times, I'm very enamoured of you. 1642 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,120 I've met her a few times, I'm very enamoured of you. 1643 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,160 I think you are a lovely woman, a very talented woman. 1644 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:40,320 I think you are a lovely woman, a very talented woman. 1645 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,360 I like all of you, but my favourite right now is Shirley. 1646 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:42,640 I like all of you, but my favourite right now is Shirley. 1647 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,680 And, Shirley, of course, is known mainly for dancing, 1648 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,040 And, Shirley, of course, is known mainly for dancing, 1649 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,080 and I've noticed if you follow Shirley online, 1650 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:48,320 and I've noticed if you follow Shirley online, 1651 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,360 she posts TikTok videos at home of herself with various... 1652 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,400 she posts TikTok videos at home of herself with various... 1653 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,080 she posts TikTok videos at home of herself with various... 1654 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,400 Sometimes family members, 1655 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,400 sometimes just young topless men 1656 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,360 who seem to be hanging around your house. 1657 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,400 That's my gay gaggle. I lived with them for 12 years. 1658 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:00,600 That's my gay gaggle. I lived with them for 12 years. 1659 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,640 The gay gaggle. Oh, yeah. 1660 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,200 The gay gaggle. Oh, yeah. 1661 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,240 But I wanted to show one very successful TikTok dance routine 1662 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,360 But I wanted to show one very successful TikTok dance routine 1663 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,400 that Shirley's done, with the hope that you could perhaps teach us... 1664 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,600 that Shirley's done, with the hope that you could perhaps teach us... 1665 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640 Yes. ..your four willing associates here, 1666 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,640 Yes. ..your four willing associates here, 1667 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,680 this routine, so look at this. 1668 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:14,960 this routine, so look at this. 1669 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 # I can buy myself flowers 1670 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,120 # I can buy myself flowers 1671 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,160 # Write my name in the sand 1672 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,440 # Write my name in the sand 1673 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,960 # Talk to myself for hours 1674 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:25,400 # Talk to myself for hours 1675 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,680 # See things you don't understand 1676 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:29,280 # See things you don't understand 1677 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,800 # I can take myself dancing 1678 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,800 # I can take myself dancing 1679 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,240 # And I can hold my own hand, yeah 1680 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,800 # And I can hold my own hand, yeah 1681 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,840 # I can love me better Than you can. # 1682 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,880 # I can love me better Than you can. # 1683 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,040 # I can love me better Than you can. # 1684 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,240 Will you show us the routine... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1685 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:46,760 Will you show us the routine... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1686 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,720 ..then we will perform it for everyone here, 1687 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,640 and I think this would be a fantastic finale. 1688 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,120 I'll have a couple of you over here, 1689 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,160 and a couple of you over here. There you go. 1690 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:54,520 and a couple of you over here. There you go. 1691 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,240 No, Jeff, you're that side. 1692 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,240 How come you've got the two...? 1693 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,680 The two slim ones on that side... 1694 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,720 I'm gonna stay on the spot. We're not gonna move forward. 1695 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,320 I'm gonna stay on the spot. We're not gonna move forward. 1696 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,360 Change weight, we're gonna go right, left, 1697 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,000 Change weight, we're gonna go right, left, 1698 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,040 right left, right, left, right, left, right, left. 1699 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,080 right left, right, left, right, left, right, left. 1700 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:09,240 right left, right, left, right, left, right, left. 1701 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,280 That's for the count of eight. That's it, is it? 1702 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:11,560 That's for the count of eight. That's it, is it? 1703 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,600 Try that again. One, two, three, four, 1704 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,320 Try that again. One, two, three, four, 1705 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,360 five, six, seven, eight. 1706 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,080 five, six, seven, eight. 1707 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,040 We're gonna swing the arms to the right. 1708 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,080 One, to the left, two, to the right. 1709 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:21,200 One, to the left, two, to the right. 1710 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,240 Three, to the left, four to the right. 1711 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:23,480 Three, to the left, four to the right. 1712 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,520 Five, to left, six, 1713 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:25,880 Five, to left, six, 1714 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,920 seven, eight... You're out of time. 1715 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,640 Now we're going to do a little birdie. 1716 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,600 Going to... Looking at each other. Look at me. 1717 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,640 Look at me with your birdie. Do your birdie to me. 1718 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,000 Look at me with your birdie. Do your birdie to me. 1719 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,040 Do your birdie to... No, look at me. Look at me. 1720 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,720 Do your birdie to... No, look at me. Look at me. 1721 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,160 LAUGHTER Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1722 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1723 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1724 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1725 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,240 Yeah? Have you all got that? Yeah. 1726 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,280 Yeah. I've forgotten the rest, but let me try it with steps. 1727 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,160 Yeah. I've forgotten the rest, but let me try it with steps. 1728 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,200 Then you have to meet where it goes with the eyes. Yeah. I hope. 1729 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:49,920 Then you have to meet where it goes with the eyes. Yeah. I hope. 1730 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,920 I feel like I'm visiting a care home. 1731 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,480 LAUGHTER 1732 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,280 Fuck off! 1733 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,320 Will we be exercising with beans, tins of beans? 1734 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,640 Will we be exercising with beans, tins of beans? 1735 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,680 And then down your own body, sensually. Oh, yeah. 1736 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:00,960 And then down your own body, sensually. Oh, yeah. 1737 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Then you're gonna have some dancing, so you can turn round and play. 1738 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,080 Then you're gonna have some dancing, so you can turn round and play. 1739 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,880 You can go the other way, lovely. Yep. 1740 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,920 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1741 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,040 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1742 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,080 Maybe I should add something for difficulty. 1743 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,440 Maybe I should add something for difficulty. 1744 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,480 Hold a flower. Oh, thanks (!) Hold a flower. 1745 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:12,760 Hold a flower. Oh, thanks (!) Hold a flower. 1746 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,000 Hold a flower. 1747 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,040 And on the count of eight, you have to chuck the flower 1748 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:16,520 And on the count of eight, you have to chuck the flower 1749 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,840 forward to the TV screen. 1750 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,760 And tonight, Matthew, I'm gonna be Morrissey. 1751 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,800 It looks easy, but you have to coordinate it on time, OK? 1752 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,440 It looks easy, but you have to coordinate it on time, OK? 1753 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,280 JEFF:On eight. Shall we try it? Yeah. 1754 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,560 Are you ready to try it? Yes. 1755 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,600 Like a load of Welsh protesters. Let's do it. 1756 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,400 LAUGHTER OK. 1757 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,520 # Started to cry But then remembered I... # 1758 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,920 # Started to cry But then remembered I... # 1759 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,040 AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME # I can order some flowers 1760 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:38,240 AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME # I can order some flowers 1761 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,280 # Write my name in the sand 1762 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,040 # Write my name in the sand 1763 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,080 # Talk with myself for hours 1764 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,840 # Talk with myself for hours 1765 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880 # Say things you don't understand 1766 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,200 # Say things you don't understand 1767 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,320 # I can take myself dancing 1768 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,200 # I can take myself dancing 1769 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,280 # And I can hold my own hand 1770 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,200 # And I can hold my own hand 1771 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,240 # Yeah, I can love me better than You can 1772 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,280 # Yeah, I can love me better than You can 1773 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,480 # Yeah, I can love me better than You can 1774 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,520 # Can love me better... # 1775 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:05,640 # Can love me better... # 1776 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1777 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:07,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1778 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,520 SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE 1779 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,000 SPEECH DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE 1780 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,040 I am genuinely out of breath. Fantastic. 1781 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,200 I am genuinely out of breath. Fantastic. 1782 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:17,520 Fantastic. 1783 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,560 Ladies and gentlemen, what a fabulous teacher Shirley Ballas is. 1784 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,240 Ladies and gentlemen, what a fabulous teacher Shirley Ballas is. 1785 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1786 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,680 OK, let's go and sit back down. 1787 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:24,800 OK, let's go and sit back down. 1788 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,760 We've got the song, and then... we're almost done. 1789 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,920 Almost! 1790 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Wow, what an exhausting and challenging evening this has been. 1791 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,960 Wow, what an exhausting and challenging evening this has been. 1792 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 The only person, the only man doing that that's not panting 1793 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,640 The only person, the only man doing that that's not panting 1794 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,880 is the 70-year-old. 1795 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920 Yes. Excuse me, I'm not panting. 1796 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,440 Yes. Excuse me, I'm not panting. 1797 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,480 You're not a man! LAUGHTER 1798 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:40,640 You're not a man! LAUGHTER 1799 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,720 I forgot! 1800 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,200 Will you join me in saying thank you 1801 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,240 to all my guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen. 1802 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:45,400 to all my guests tonight, ladies and gentlemen. 1803 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,440 The fabulous Lee Mack, of course, Shirley Ballas, 1804 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,480 the wonderful Jeff Goldblum, and the one and only Jack Whitehall. 1805 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,000 the wonderful Jeff Goldblum, and the one and only Jack Whitehall. 1806 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,680 Make sure you go and see him on tour. 1807 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,760 APPLAUSE 1808 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,800 Before we go, we've just got time for some great music for you. 1809 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,160 Before we go, we've just got time for some great music for you. 1810 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,120 We promised this earlier, and here it is at last. 1811 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,160 The fabulous John Legend with By Your Side. 1812 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:01,760 The fabulous John Legend with By Your Side. 1813 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1814 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1815 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,440 MUSIC: 'By Your Side' by John Legend 1816 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,840 MUSIC: 'By Your Side' by John Legend 1817 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,320 # Oh 1818 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:16,440 # Oh 1819 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,800 # You think I'd leave your side Baby 1820 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,400 # You think I'd leave your side Baby 1821 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,040 # You know me better than that 1822 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,280 # You know me better than that 1823 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,240 # You think I'd leave you down When you're down on your knees 1824 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,280 # You think I'd leave you down When you're down on your knees 1825 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,560 # You think I'd leave you down When you're down on your knees 1826 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,320 # I wouldn't do that 1827 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,120 # I wouldn't do that 1828 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,400 # I tell you you're right When you want 1829 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,080 # I tell you you're right When you want 1830 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,360 # Ah 1831 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,400 # Ah 1832 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,440 # Ah 1833 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:56,760 # Ah 1834 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,520 # And if only 1835 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:00,960 # And if only 1836 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 # You could see into me 1837 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:04,040 # You could see into me 1838 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,880 # Whoa 1839 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,840 # Whoa 1840 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,880 # Oh 1841 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:12,440 # Oh 1842 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,480 # When you're cold 1843 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,680 # When you're cold 1844 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,720 # I'll be there 1845 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,080 # I'll be there 1846 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,120 # To hold you tight to me 1847 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,640 # To hold you tight to me 1848 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,120 # When you're on the outside, baby And you can't get in 1849 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,920 # When you're on the outside, baby And you can't get in 1850 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,120 # I will show you 1851 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,160 # You're so much better Than you know, yeah 1852 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,200 # You're so much better Than you know, yeah 1853 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:35,920 # You're so much better Than you know, yeah 1854 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,960 # When you're lost and you're alone 1855 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,160 # When you're lost and you're alone 1856 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,200 # You can't get back again 1857 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:41,840 # You can't get back again 1858 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,880 # I will find you, darling 1859 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,800 # I will find you, darling 1860 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,840 # And bring you home 1861 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,400 # And bring you home 1862 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,440 # And if you wanna cry 1863 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,600 # And if you wanna cry 1864 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,640 # I'll be there to dry your eyes 1865 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,680 # I'll be there to dry your eyes 1866 00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,480 # I'll be there to dry your eyes 1867 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,040 # Yeah 1868 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,080 # And in no time 1869 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,320 # And in no time 1870 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,360 # You'll be fine 1871 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:06,520 # You'll be fine 1872 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,480 # Oh 1873 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,760 # When you're cold 1874 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,880 # When you're cold 1875 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,920 # I'll be there 1876 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,120 # I'll be there 1877 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,160 # To hold you tight to me 1878 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,200 # To hold you tight to me 1879 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:21,320 # To hold you tight to me 1880 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,360 # Oh 1881 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:23,680 # Oh 1882 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,720 # When you're alone 1883 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,200 # When you're alone 1884 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,240 # I'll be there 1885 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,200 # I'll be there 1886 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,240 # By your side, baby 1887 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,200 # By your side, baby 1888 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,240 # Oh 1889 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,720 # Oh 1890 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,760 # When you're cold 1891 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:38,960 # When you're cold 1892 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,120 # I'll be there 1893 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:42,240 # I'll be there 1894 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,520 # To hold you tight to me 1895 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,560 # To hold you tight to me 1896 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:47,680 # To hold you tight to me 1897 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,720 # Oh 1898 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,080 # Oh 1899 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,120 # When you're alone 1900 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,480 # When you're alone 1901 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,520 # I'll be there 1902 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,800 # I'll be there 1903 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,840 # By your side, baby 1904 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,880 # By your side, baby 1905 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:01,000 # By your side, baby 1906 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,280 # I'll be there 1907 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,320 # I'll be there 1908 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:12,600 # I'll be there 1909 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640 # By your side. # 1910 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,680 # By your side. # 1911 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,080 # By your side. # 1912 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1913 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1914 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,760 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com