1 00:00:04,131 --> 00:00:05,291 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:15,411 --> 00:00:18,491 Hello, thank you very much. Thank you, that's so kind. 3 00:00:18,491 --> 00:00:21,491 Thank you for being here, and thank you for watching at home. 4 00:00:21,491 --> 00:00:23,971 Good evening, and welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show, 5 00:00:23,971 --> 00:00:26,291 and we have got a great programme lined up for you tonight. 6 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:28,051 Let's have a look at who's in my green room. 7 00:00:28,051 --> 00:00:30,891 He's worked with everyone from Scorsese to Spielberg 8 00:00:30,891 --> 00:00:32,731 in a career spanning nearly 50 years. 9 00:00:32,731 --> 00:00:36,171 He's played kings, gangsters, he's even played a beaver. 10 00:00:36,171 --> 00:00:38,171 It's the sexy beast himself, Ray Winstone. 11 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:39,851 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 12 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:45,371 The governor back in the house. Great to see you, Ray. Looking good. 13 00:00:45,371 --> 00:00:47,571 Thank you. Love Ray. 14 00:00:49,251 --> 00:00:51,411 Alongside Ray, we've got a comedian 15 00:00:51,411 --> 00:00:54,011 who's amazingly funny and alarmingly honest. 16 00:00:54,011 --> 00:00:55,811 She's one of the sharpest stand-ups around, 17 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:58,851 one of my favourite guests ever on this show - Katherine Ryan. 18 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:01,011 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 19 00:01:01,011 --> 00:01:04,371 The amazing Katherine Ryan. Always brings the glamour. 20 00:01:04,371 --> 00:01:07,011 OK, next up, I'm excited he's on tonight. 21 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:11,411 It's everyone's favourite cuddly goth, Noel Fielding. 22 00:01:11,411 --> 00:01:13,011 Noel Fielding is with us. 23 00:01:14,771 --> 00:01:17,611 Love Noel, look how glamorous he looks. 24 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,331 And we're also joined by a fantastic comic 25 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:21,811 who's gone from selling out the O2 26 00:01:21,811 --> 00:01:24,011 to wowing the crowds with his moves on Strictly. 27 00:01:24,011 --> 00:01:25,851 Eddie Kadi, ladies and gentlemen. 28 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:27,651 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 29 00:01:30,251 --> 00:01:31,891 Plus, and I'm excited about this, 30 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,371 we've got music from one of my favourite bands at the moment. 31 00:01:34,371 --> 00:01:36,891 They're back with their sixth hit album. 32 00:01:36,891 --> 00:01:38,731 It's called Pick-Up Full Of Pink Carnations, 33 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,171 it's amazing, they're amazing. 34 00:01:40,171 --> 00:01:41,811 It's The Vaccines. 35 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:43,011 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 36 00:01:47,051 --> 00:01:49,971 Now, this week, we'll be experiencing something 37 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:51,971 that only happens once every four years. 38 00:01:51,971 --> 00:01:53,611 I don't know if you know it's this year, 39 00:01:53,611 --> 00:01:56,051 but this year is a leap year, everyone. 40 00:01:56,051 --> 00:01:59,851 We have the 29th of February this year, and when I was a kid, 41 00:01:59,851 --> 00:02:01,731 the 29th of February was sort of like a big thing 42 00:02:01,731 --> 00:02:03,731 because traditionally, it was the day that women 43 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:06,211 were kind of allowed, enabled, to propose to their partners. 44 00:02:06,211 --> 00:02:08,411 I'd imagine now that you can do it whenever you like. 45 00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:11,011 Do we have any ladies here thing about proposing to their partner? 46 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:13,251 WOMAN: No! LAUGHTER 47 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,411 That was, "Absolutely not!" 48 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:24,571 Is he here with you? Yes! He's with you? 49 00:02:26,091 --> 00:02:27,371 "No! No!" 50 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,891 We can look around, there might be someone else. 51 00:02:31,891 --> 00:02:34,171 If you are planning on proposing this leap year, though, 52 00:02:34,171 --> 00:02:36,451 and you want someone to film it, you should remember 53 00:02:36,451 --> 00:02:39,091 that it's probably more interesting for you than anyone else. 54 00:02:39,091 --> 00:02:41,771 So you should ask them to pay attention and stay focused on you. 55 00:02:41,771 --> 00:02:43,051 Look at what happened here. 56 00:02:43,051 --> 00:02:45,411 See, obviously, he's going to propose, 57 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:48,251 and he's got his friend to film it, and he's just waiting for it, 58 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,731 but he hears the noise of something. 59 00:02:49,731 --> 00:02:52,811 He looks round. "Oh, look! It's a raccoon! 60 00:02:52,811 --> 00:02:55,651 "Look at that little raccoon! That is a sweet raccoon. 61 00:02:55,651 --> 00:02:57,931 "I want to film that raccoon. Oh, he's done it already." 62 00:02:59,891 --> 00:03:02,611 He missed it. He missed it. APPLAUSE 63 00:03:02,611 --> 00:03:05,411 Should we get on with the show? CHEERING 64 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:07,211 OK, let's get my first guests out. 65 00:03:07,211 --> 00:03:10,771 It's the fabulous Katherine Ryan and the equally amazing Ray Winstone. 66 00:03:10,771 --> 00:03:12,291 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 67 00:03:21,251 --> 00:03:23,131 Stunning. Stunning. 68 00:03:24,211 --> 00:03:27,531 Ray, come on, bring it in. Bring it in. 69 00:03:27,531 --> 00:03:30,011 Great to see you. 70 00:03:30,011 --> 00:03:31,171 Here we go. 71 00:03:34,411 --> 00:03:36,931 Thank you, both, for being here. It's lovely to have you on. 72 00:03:36,931 --> 00:03:41,211 You know, a few years ago, you were talking about Bobby, 73 00:03:41,211 --> 00:03:43,531 your husband, and how he was your childhood sweetheart, 74 00:03:43,531 --> 00:03:45,891 and you drifted apart, and you had relationships, 75 00:03:45,891 --> 00:03:47,291 he got married, I believe. He did. 76 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:49,811 Then you got back together, and you are married now. Yep. 77 00:03:49,811 --> 00:03:52,011 I'm just curious, did you propose to him, 78 00:03:52,011 --> 00:03:54,371 or did he propose to you? There wasn't a proposal. 79 00:03:54,371 --> 00:03:58,851 We spent 20 years apart, and then we had a night of passion, 80 00:03:58,851 --> 00:04:00,691 and right on that night, I just went, 81 00:04:00,691 --> 00:04:03,291 "Oh, no, we're probably gonna be together forever 82 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:04,851 "and have kids, aren't we?" 83 00:04:04,851 --> 00:04:06,571 And now that's what's happened. Wow. 84 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:09,051 LAUGHTER Not the most romantic... 85 00:04:09,051 --> 00:04:11,611 No, there wasn't a proposal, but, you know, 86 00:04:11,611 --> 00:04:15,931 I still love him so much so far. LAUGHTER 87 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:18,331 Ray, can you remember when you proposed your missus? 88 00:04:18,331 --> 00:04:23,291 Yeah, it was in Torquay on the beach. Yeah. 89 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,771 I think she asked me, I'm not sure. No. 90 00:04:25,771 --> 00:04:28,611 I asked her, and it was after a year, I think we... No. 91 00:04:29,651 --> 00:04:30,771 We... 92 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,291 We'd actually met probably a couple of months earlier in Torquay. 93 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:37,171 It's obviously a very memorable... Yeah. 94 00:04:37,171 --> 00:04:39,171 And we got married a year later anyway. 95 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:42,291 We've been married 44 years now. 44 years! 96 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:44,891 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's amazing. 97 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:47,491 And that's my goal, 98 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:49,691 I would love to be married for a very long time, but... 99 00:04:49,691 --> 00:04:50,811 No, you wouldn't, honestly. 100 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,331 But you have to watch out cos one of my girlfriends married 30 years. 101 00:04:55,331 --> 00:04:57,211 She said to me, "Katherine, the other night, 102 00:04:57,211 --> 00:04:59,411 "I saw a funny-looking mole on my husband's back, 103 00:04:59,411 --> 00:05:01,891 "and I decided not to tell him." 104 00:05:01,891 --> 00:05:03,651 Oh, dear. 105 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:05,251 She's playing the long game. 106 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:07,211 She's letting nature take care of him for her. 107 00:05:08,211 --> 00:05:11,331 Women are very passive-aggressive killers, you know? 108 00:05:11,331 --> 00:05:14,211 Like, slowly took the vegetables out of his diet, upped the sodium, 109 00:05:14,211 --> 00:05:17,331 12 short years later, the house was mine. Yeah. Amazing. 110 00:05:17,331 --> 00:05:20,131 And no-one can get her for that, no-one can get her. No, no-one. 111 00:05:21,811 --> 00:05:23,211 Ray, your... 112 00:05:23,211 --> 00:05:25,771 What, with being romantic, your daughter got married recently 113 00:05:25,771 --> 00:05:26,851 in Sicily, didn't she? 114 00:05:26,851 --> 00:05:28,691 Yeah, she did in October, yeah. 115 00:05:28,691 --> 00:05:30,891 How was the wedding? What was it like? 116 00:05:30,891 --> 00:05:32,211 Kind of amazing, really. 117 00:05:32,211 --> 00:05:33,411 I mean, at first, I was going, 118 00:05:33,411 --> 00:05:36,131 "Why do you want to get married in Sicily? Why? 119 00:05:36,131 --> 00:05:37,771 "Do you want to get married at all? 120 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,451 "I'll just give you some money, you get a house and do all that." 121 00:05:40,451 --> 00:05:42,731 It's quite a lot of money to get married now, you know? 122 00:05:42,731 --> 00:05:46,611 I'd have rather had the money, but I've got to say, 123 00:05:46,611 --> 00:05:48,931 it was probably the best wedding I've ever been to. Aw. Aw. 124 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,411 And it was worth every penny. 125 00:05:50,411 --> 00:05:52,731 You know, her friends were wonderful, 126 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:54,051 the night was wonderful, 127 00:05:54,051 --> 00:05:56,051 and it took me four days to get over it. 128 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:59,211 And it was kind of like being 25 again. 129 00:05:59,211 --> 00:06:01,411 I partied like there was no tomorrow. 130 00:06:01,411 --> 00:06:04,051 You've done that, you know what I mean. Wow. 131 00:06:04,051 --> 00:06:07,051 So, what does that mean, partying like, you know, to more our age? 132 00:06:07,051 --> 00:06:08,931 Well, like we used to when we were 25, Jonathan. 133 00:06:08,931 --> 00:06:11,491 I won't say no more, you understand what I'm talking about. 134 00:06:11,491 --> 00:06:14,771 I do, and it's lucky we're still here, frankly. Yes. 135 00:06:14,771 --> 00:06:17,211 You had your mum live with you recently, didn't you? 136 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,411 So she's the grandparent to your kids. 137 00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:21,331 How was it, having your mum back in the house? 138 00:06:21,331 --> 00:06:25,851 Well, my family are an ocean away - some would say, for a reason. 139 00:06:27,211 --> 00:06:29,851 The trouble is, I would love to have her 20 minutes down the road, 140 00:06:29,851 --> 00:06:33,091 but for my mum to come, she has to live in and stay, 141 00:06:33,091 --> 00:06:35,691 and I think that was stressful for my husband, 142 00:06:35,691 --> 00:06:39,331 only because, if not, you know, it's a window into the future... 143 00:06:40,411 --> 00:06:42,731 ..of who I'm definitely turning into. 144 00:06:42,731 --> 00:06:45,211 And that's my stepdad, that's the more interesting story. 145 00:06:45,211 --> 00:06:48,611 Nearest to the tree, that's Abe the babe, he's my stepdad. 146 00:06:48,611 --> 00:06:53,211 They started dating when I was 16 and he was 21. 147 00:06:53,211 --> 00:06:54,451 Wow! All right, yeah. 148 00:06:54,451 --> 00:06:57,971 And that was a scandal in my small town, but now it's fine. 149 00:06:57,971 --> 00:07:00,491 Yeah. So it was nice having her around, she was helpful, 150 00:07:00,491 --> 00:07:02,211 but does that mean you can go out, 151 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:03,971 you can actually have a life again, or...? 152 00:07:03,971 --> 00:07:05,411 Well, there were some mix-ups. 153 00:07:05,411 --> 00:07:08,291 We thought, with my mum in town, we'll go out and we'll have a night, 154 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,571 and I was getting ready, 155 00:07:09,571 --> 00:07:12,251 and Bobby was really excited for us to have this date. 156 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:16,531 And my mum came down the stairs in a full gown, 157 00:07:16,531 --> 00:07:18,731 thinking that she was coming with me to the gig. 158 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:21,211 And then my husband didn't want to be rude to my mum 159 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:22,851 cos she doesn't see me very much either, 160 00:07:22,851 --> 00:07:25,371 so we just had a girls night on the town, and he watched the kids. 161 00:07:25,371 --> 00:07:27,531 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 162 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,411 Perfect. I mean, it sounds like your mother knew what she was doing. 163 00:07:30,411 --> 00:07:35,011 I think she did, and Bobby was swift to book her ticket home after that. 164 00:07:36,451 --> 00:07:38,451 He thought, "We'll just get a nanny." 165 00:07:38,451 --> 00:07:40,651 One of the reasons why I'm asking you about family, 166 00:07:40,651 --> 00:07:41,771 of course, is because you got 167 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:44,531 a new series called Parental Guidance, 168 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,731 and it's a great show. I'm really enjoying it. 169 00:07:46,731 --> 00:07:49,691 This is you letting the cameras into your house, isn't it? Yes. 170 00:07:49,691 --> 00:07:51,251 And it's kind of, you know, 171 00:07:51,251 --> 00:07:56,251 the Beckhams had their immersive show, and the Furys had one, 172 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:58,451 and this was not really meant to be a reality show 173 00:07:58,451 --> 00:07:59,571 when I signed up for it, 174 00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:01,771 but I think the more they got the cameras in the house 175 00:08:01,771 --> 00:08:05,691 and they saw my stunning hunk of a husband and his beautiful offspring, 176 00:08:05,691 --> 00:08:08,611 they were like, "Let's put cameras in the house almost every day." 177 00:08:08,611 --> 00:08:11,411 And your family, it's a very sweet dynamic, 178 00:08:11,411 --> 00:08:13,051 and it's a very funny family, as well. 179 00:08:13,051 --> 00:08:15,731 I mean, your daughter, Violet, is very funny. 180 00:08:15,731 --> 00:08:18,771 It's very interesting, the relationship between the two of you. 181 00:08:18,771 --> 00:08:20,811 I mean, she blew me away on the show. 182 00:08:20,811 --> 00:08:24,291 Violet is 14, and she doesn't want a career in television 183 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:26,851 cos she's grown up going to Jonathan Ross's Halloween parties 184 00:08:26,851 --> 00:08:29,651 and knowing what showbiz is all about, and she's like, 185 00:08:29,651 --> 00:08:31,171 "I'll be an architect." 186 00:08:31,171 --> 00:08:33,811 And because of that, she was so herself, 187 00:08:33,811 --> 00:08:36,011 she wasn't playing up to any cameras or anything. 188 00:08:36,011 --> 00:08:38,211 And that girl is so funny, she really steals the show. 189 00:08:38,211 --> 00:08:40,251 Let's look at the clip. This is Parental Guidance. 190 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:42,851 You can watch it on W, and you can watch it on UKTV Play. 191 00:08:42,851 --> 00:08:44,571 Let's have a look at this. 192 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:46,571 We had a blast. Yep. 193 00:08:46,571 --> 00:08:49,451 I just feel, like, bad that I just can never do that 194 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:51,291 with the babies, and, like, 195 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,491 I have to share them, and I just don't... 196 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,731 No way you're crying. 197 00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:58,251 I'm not crying, but I just feel sad that, like... God, grow up. 198 00:08:58,251 --> 00:09:02,491 When I had nothing, I had everything. 199 00:09:02,491 --> 00:09:05,051 And I knew that back then. 200 00:09:05,051 --> 00:09:08,251 Everything was, like, kind of tough, and we didn't have a lot of money, 201 00:09:08,251 --> 00:09:11,571 and we didn't have a lot of family, but it was so much better in a way. 202 00:09:11,571 --> 00:09:14,171 Mum, stop... All the shit that I have now, I don't really... 203 00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:15,891 I will get up and leave. ..care about it. 204 00:09:15,891 --> 00:09:18,051 Like, what we had was awesome. 205 00:09:18,051 --> 00:09:19,651 It was so much fun. It was. 206 00:09:19,651 --> 00:09:23,251 And I'll never have that again. Oh, my fucking... Can you stop? 207 00:09:25,091 --> 00:09:26,171 Very good. 208 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,851 That girl will never know how much I love her, 209 00:09:29,851 --> 00:09:32,251 and it's so sad to see her, you know, 210 00:09:32,251 --> 00:09:34,051 she doesn't want me to show any emotion ever, 211 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:37,291 and they pull away from you, and I feel like that is the grief 212 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:39,491 of being a parent is that, you know, 213 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:42,171 that it only lasts for as long as it lasts, and then it's gone. 214 00:09:42,171 --> 00:09:44,371 You know, they pull away from you at that age maybe, 215 00:09:44,371 --> 00:09:46,611 but then they'll come back to you when, for example, 216 00:09:46,611 --> 00:09:48,331 they've got a mortgage. 217 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:51,131 Do you know, when you're talking about families, 218 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:54,891 I just had a thought, and I started giggling to myself. 219 00:09:54,891 --> 00:10:00,611 My mother-in-law, my wife's mum, obviously, she came to me one day, 220 00:10:00,611 --> 00:10:04,971 and she said, "Raymond," Irish lady, you know, from Farnham. 221 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,851 And she said, "Raymond," she said, 222 00:10:06,851 --> 00:10:09,771 "I don't want you to worry," she said, 223 00:10:09,771 --> 00:10:11,411 "but I've booked my funeral." 224 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:15,331 Oh... "And I've paid for it all. It's all paid for. 225 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:17,251 "Flowers, everything, don't worry about it." 226 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,971 And she went on for about 20 minutes about this funeral, 227 00:10:19,971 --> 00:10:23,611 and we're fucking looking at her like, "What are you talking about?" 228 00:10:23,611 --> 00:10:27,171 And she said, "Yes, it's all booked, so you just have to turn up, 229 00:10:27,171 --> 00:10:28,371 "and we'll have a lovely day. 230 00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,931 "The cars are paid for, this, that." 231 00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:32,531 I said, "OK, Mum. When is it?" 232 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:33,571 LAUGHTER 233 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:38,051 And she said... 234 00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:44,251 But it's just funny how mums are, you know? They don't... 235 00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:46,211 We're doing all right, you know, 236 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:48,891 but she wants to take that pressure off you, you know, 237 00:10:48,891 --> 00:10:51,211 and it's a beautiful thing either way, 238 00:10:51,211 --> 00:10:53,531 and at the same time, it's so ridiculous. 239 00:10:53,531 --> 00:10:54,891 What a thing to say. 240 00:10:54,891 --> 00:10:57,731 You know? It is sweet, though. Yeah, it is, yeah. 241 00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:59,691 By the way, you've just hit a major milestone. 242 00:10:59,691 --> 00:11:03,411 You're celebrating, it's just coming up anyway, 50 years in the business. 243 00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:05,651 50 years as a professional working actor. 244 00:11:05,651 --> 00:11:06,731 50 years. 245 00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:08,411 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 246 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:09,451 Amazing. 247 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:12,891 Congratulations. Where does it go? 248 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:15,171 I mean, it only seems like yesterday I started, you know? 249 00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:17,491 Did you expect to be around that long because I know... No. 250 00:11:17,491 --> 00:11:19,211 It wasn't the most auspicious start. 251 00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,371 No, not really. It took a while. 252 00:11:21,371 --> 00:11:24,491 I mean, I was about 30 when it really started going all right. 253 00:11:24,491 --> 00:11:27,771 I'd done Scum when I was 17, and we moved and made the film again 254 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:31,731 when I was 20, and I retired twice in that time from 17 to 20. 255 00:11:31,731 --> 00:11:33,891 I retired from the business. 256 00:11:33,891 --> 00:11:35,931 Sometimes, I think, "What would I be doing?" 257 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,851 You know, I was expelled from drama school. 258 00:11:37,851 --> 00:11:40,331 If I hadn't been expelled, I wouldn't be here today. 259 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:41,891 So you were kicked out of drama school? 260 00:11:41,891 --> 00:11:44,291 That's why I got Scum, you know. Why do they kick you out? 261 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,011 Oh, I was just an horrible, little bastard, really. 262 00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:49,331 I'd done something at drama school 263 00:11:49,331 --> 00:11:53,291 where I sabotaged the headmistress's car. 264 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:56,091 Really stupid, and someone grassed me up, and I got kicked out. 265 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,971 Quite rightly so. 266 00:11:57,971 --> 00:12:01,171 But with that, I went up to the BBC, which was this building here, 267 00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:02,451 funnily enough. 268 00:12:02,451 --> 00:12:04,291 It's where it kind of started, you know? 269 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,491 When you think about the directors you worked with, 270 00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:09,171 some amazing directors over the years, and some amazing films. 271 00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:11,851 Which are the ones that you enjoyed the experience the most? 272 00:12:11,851 --> 00:12:14,451 Which are the ones that maybe you learned from working with them? 273 00:12:14,451 --> 00:12:17,491 Well, Spielberg, I think, purely because he enjoyed 274 00:12:17,491 --> 00:12:20,011 showing you what he was doing and teaching. 275 00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:22,691 You understood why he was moving the camera 276 00:12:22,691 --> 00:12:26,931 in a certain direction, and he just loved being there, you know? 277 00:12:26,931 --> 00:12:28,571 Yeah. He really did. 278 00:12:28,571 --> 00:12:32,931 Scorsese for the reasons, but, you know, there's Gary Oldman. 279 00:12:32,931 --> 00:12:35,451 For me, being an actor, and he's a great actor, 280 00:12:35,451 --> 00:12:37,211 being in a film with him, 281 00:12:37,211 --> 00:12:39,411 he understood what acting was all about. That was... 282 00:12:39,411 --> 00:12:41,091 Maybe some of you might not have seen this. 283 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:43,731 It's an amazing film, I think it's one of your best performances. 284 00:12:43,731 --> 00:12:44,931 It's an incredible film. 285 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,851 Nil By Mouth, directed by Gary, and it's a very intense drama. 286 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:51,171 It's not Saturday night with a pizza, in't it? No, no. 287 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:54,091 But it was amazing, but he hadn't directed much before, had he? 288 00:12:54,091 --> 00:12:56,291 I don't think he'd directed anything before. 289 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,491 So that was a bit of a risk, I would have thought. 290 00:12:58,491 --> 00:13:01,611 Yeah, yeah, really, but when he gave me the script, 291 00:13:01,611 --> 00:13:03,531 and it's quite flattering for someone like him 292 00:13:03,531 --> 00:13:06,371 to give me a script because I hadn't done too much at the time, you know. 293 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,451 And you read it, 294 00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:10,171 and it's the best thing I've ever read about the subject, 295 00:13:10,171 --> 00:13:14,211 and I don't come from there, you know, I'm a London boy, 296 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,331 I'm working class, I come from the east end of London. 297 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:20,691 But this side of London, he was talking about the undercurrent, 298 00:13:20,691 --> 00:13:23,891 you know, the drugs and the heroin and all that kind of stuff. 299 00:13:23,891 --> 00:13:27,971 I don't come from that world. I've seen it, and so it was... 300 00:13:29,491 --> 00:13:32,851 You go somewhere dark when you do something like that, you know? 301 00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:35,731 And we certainly did, and I was very proud of that film. 302 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,211 Yeah, it's an amazing performance. 303 00:13:37,211 --> 00:13:40,851 Another amazing performance, much lighter, I'm pleased to say, 304 00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:42,851 but this is someone everyone will remember. 305 00:13:42,851 --> 00:13:45,051 Before we have a look at this, though, just briefly, 306 00:13:45,051 --> 00:13:46,571 I'm gonna ask you a question, Katherine. 307 00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:51,171 Do you think men of any age, but of a certain age, should wear Speedos? 308 00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:55,291 I think it should be mandatory, yes. 309 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,491 Because men are gifted enough to have their reproductive organs 310 00:13:58,491 --> 00:14:00,531 on the outside. 311 00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:03,731 And God intended us, I feel, to see those. 312 00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:08,611 And have you seen the film Sexy Beast? I have. Of course. 313 00:14:08,611 --> 00:14:10,291 OK, well, here you go. This is just... 314 00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:13,851 Remember this, this is very showing you how Speedos should be worn... 315 00:14:13,851 --> 00:14:16,491 Absolutely. ..in Sexy Beast. 316 00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:18,091 MUSIC: 'Peaches' by The Strangers 317 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:30,611 # Down on the beaches Just look at all the peaches 318 00:14:30,611 --> 00:14:33,771 # Down on the beaches Just look at all the brown bodies 319 00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:36,251 # Down on the beaches Just look at all the sunglasses 320 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,411 # Down on the beaches 321 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,891 # Just look at all the peaches Down on the beaches 322 00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,371 # Just look at all the peaches. # 323 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,171 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 324 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,571 That's amazing. 325 00:14:56,571 --> 00:15:00,251 I mean, that's an amazing look. How did you prepare for that role? 326 00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:01,691 How did you get ready for that? 327 00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,451 How did you get in shape for that role, Ray? 328 00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:05,891 That's a good question, cos I was actually asked to go 329 00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:08,531 to Spain early, a couple of weeks earlier, 330 00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:12,211 and I drank lots of vodka, ate lots of pasta, 331 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,051 and lay on the beach in the sun. 332 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,931 That was preparation for the film. Wow. 333 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,131 Yeah. It's a tough life! 334 00:15:17,131 --> 00:15:18,411 Just to get into shape, yes. 335 00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:21,051 It's an... I mean, that's an amazing look. 336 00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:22,931 Yeah. It was cold that day. 337 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,731 Yeah. I mean, it looks reasonably warm. 338 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,731 But, you know, it's Ray's birthday, ladies and gentlemen, 339 00:15:36,731 --> 00:15:41,611 and so we do have a small gift, and the gift is themed, Ray. Are you... 340 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:44,851 You're not a football fan, are you? I like women's football now. 341 00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:47,331 I was taken under the Lionesses' wing. 342 00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:50,211 I learned all about everything, the World Cup, and now I'm a fan. 343 00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:52,731 But I don't support any specific team, 344 00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:54,531 and so that means I'm in a good mood all year. 345 00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:55,891 Well, yeah. 346 00:15:55,891 --> 00:15:58,731 Well, Ray's in a bad mood most of the year cos he supports West Ham. 347 00:15:58,731 --> 00:16:01,051 I do, yeah. Yeah. 348 00:16:01,051 --> 00:16:03,451 OK, let's have a look. This is your present, then. 349 00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:05,131 You know it's my wife's birthday today? 350 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:09,731 This is, in a way, though, maybe this is a present for her, as well. 351 00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:12,091 OK. Oh, really? And for me. 352 00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:13,811 Is it one of them kind of presents? 353 00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:18,051 Happy birthday, Ray. Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh! 354 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:20,651 I was hoping. 355 00:16:23,091 --> 00:16:24,411 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 356 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,851 Ray, look at the front. 357 00:16:29,811 --> 00:16:31,651 The Hammers. I know, I see it. 358 00:16:33,531 --> 00:16:35,891 Well, I'll put them on for the second half. Yes! 359 00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:37,851 OK, so, don't go away, because in a few moments, 360 00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:39,891 maybe you'll see Ray wearing those Speedos, 361 00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,411 and we'll be joined by Noel Fielding. 362 00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,011 See you after the break. 363 00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:51,010 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 364 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,810 Welcome back to the show. 365 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:57,090 Let's get my next guest out right now. 366 00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:00,010 He has been making us laugh for over 20 years, which is amazing 367 00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:02,610 when you see he still looks the same age as when he first started. 368 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,450 It's Noel Fielding! 369 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,330 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 370 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,210 Hello. As always, you look amazing. 371 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,930 Hello, Noel. Pleasure. 372 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,690 As always, Noel, you never disappoint. 373 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,330 He looks amazing, doesn't he? 374 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,370 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 375 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:30,570 How would you describe this look? What is this book? 376 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,970 Imagine if Sesame Street had a new character 377 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,170 that was a sort of Victorian prostitute. 378 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:39,050 I don't know. You know Katherine and Ray, don't you? Yes. 379 00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,770 Yeah, of course, yeah. Big fan. 380 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,050 I think you're a big fan of Ray in particular, aren't you? 381 00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:47,490 Yeah, I am, and you know, when I was growing up, Robin Hood, 382 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:48,970 do remember Robin Hood? Sure. 383 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,170 The hooded man. # Robin the hooded man. # 384 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,810 # The hooded man. # You were Will Scarlet. 385 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,930 I was, yes. 386 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:56,370 Well, I was at the age where we used to watch that on a Saturday 387 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,690 and then go out and play Robin Hood. Right. 388 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,770 I was obviously Michael Praed's character. Obviously. 389 00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:05,010 Early hair influence, but, yeah, we used to sort of pretend to be you, 390 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,090 growing up. 391 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:09,490 I've just been on holiday with three of the boys from the show, 392 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:12,090 we've known one another 40 years. Really? 393 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,690 Yeah, Clive Mantle, Jason Connery, and who's the other one? 394 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:18,170 Oh, yeah, Mark Ryan who plays... 395 00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:22,410 It was a very drunken weekend. Yeah, so, we've all stayed in touch. 396 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:26,650 That's amazing. Wow. And did you get into the outfits? No, we didn't... 397 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,530 Would have done, but we couldn't fit into them. 398 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,490 You still got the tights? No. 399 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:34,610 Have you saved any of your costumes or stuff from films? Yeah. 400 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:38,570 I mean, I've got the saddle off Cold Mountain. I have to have... 401 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,490 I can't help it, it's like being an eastender. 402 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,170 I don't know what it is, but you've got to nick something, you know? 403 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:46,050 But I also have the guilt where I have to tell them I've nicked it, 404 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,210 you know what I mean? 405 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,130 Then Stevie Dent let me have the flags off the battlefield and that, 406 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,330 and I've got the jewels from Henry VIII. 407 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,650 I've got a little bit of something, but over the years, 408 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,450 you give them away to people who raffle them and things like that. 409 00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:01,210 Auctions. But I've kind of kept the saddle because I love the saddle. 410 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:03,450 If you find those tights from Robin Hood, 411 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:04,890 I know one little boy... 412 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,410 I will take them. I'd love to wear them. 413 00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,250 You know, we've been talking about families, 414 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,170 so you're a father now, of course. 415 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,410 Yeah, I've got two little girls. Two little girls. 416 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:17,210 How old are they now? Five and three. Wow. 417 00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:20,410 One of them's called Dali, named after Salvador Dali, 418 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,450 and she's very arty, and she's like a little... 419 00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:27,170 She's like a sort of little flower child, wears angel wings 420 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,530 and sort of is in a little fantasy world. 421 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,490 And then the other one is called Iggy, named after Iggy Pop, 422 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,410 and she's quite rebellious already. 423 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:35,570 She's like Tank Girl. 424 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,530 She's already smoking, driving a motorbike. 425 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,130 And she's pretty wild, so they're very different, 426 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,050 but they get on very well, so it's nice. 427 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,690 How are you when you have to be firm? 428 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:52,210 cos I can't imagine you having any discipline whatsoever in your life. 429 00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,770 How dare you! 430 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,410 You know what I mean, I've known you for a while, and it's like, 431 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,050 you're not someone I consider 432 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,810 someone who is particularly interested in rules. 433 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:06,050 No, I literally laugh all the time, and my partner gets annoyed 434 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,010 cos she's like, "You've got to back me up," 435 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,690 but I just find it hilarious. 436 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,170 I mean, they're ridiculous. 437 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,450 It's like an episode of Itchy And Scratchy. 438 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,970 It's like the Marx Brothers. 439 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:18,170 You come in, and they're sort of smearing Vaseline into their hair, 440 00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,650 they've both got tutus on, one's hanging off the bunk bed. 441 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,010 It's hilarious. 442 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,970 Have you two worked together? 443 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,170 Cos obviously, you've been on the... Haven't we? 444 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:30,290 Yeah, we did... I did early Buzzcocks with you, which was fun. 445 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,850 And we've done loads of comedy... 446 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:34,050 You were in the Bake Off tent, as well. Bake Off. 447 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,250 We did a show with Jimmy Carr, didn't we? Yes. 448 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,170 And I think I described us as, 449 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,890 you know those sex cards you get in phone boxes? 450 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,730 Yeah. Well... 451 00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:47,730 I described us as Katherine is the girl on the sex card, 452 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,410 and I'm what actually turns up. 453 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,810 Beauty and the beast. Well, you know what, you were... 454 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:59,010 Now, in the Bake Off tent, I know you've come up with 455 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,210 quite an odd theory about the Bake Off tent. 456 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:05,690 Right, so, they don't show the bees, and bees, of course, 457 00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:07,450 love sugar and sweet things, 458 00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,450 and the Bake Off tent is so beautiful and iconic and outdoors, 459 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,490 but I felt like it was an added layer of pressure 460 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:17,450 to make the bakers mess up because there's always a threat of bees. 461 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,610 Yeah. 462 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,930 Right? 463 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,290 I mean, and you went to the next level where you accuse them of 464 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,930 actually deliberately releasing bees into the tent. 465 00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,130 To undermine your efforts. 466 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:30,330 Well, that's the only reason why my cherry pie 467 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,010 could have ended up so soggy. 468 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,290 What are you saying, that we train bees to come in 469 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:37,450 and fuck with you all? 470 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,570 You don't have to train them, it's their innate nature. 471 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,890 That's the genius of it. 472 00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:43,490 It's Prue that does it. 473 00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,370 I'm more of a spider guy, look at me. 474 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,570 Seriously, though, do they release bees? We do! 475 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,250 We put scorpions in the cutlery drawer. 476 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,770 You don't... Do you bake? Do you do any cooking like that? 477 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,770 Not cakes, no, I'm not very good at that. 478 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:03,770 My daughter does, the youngest one, she likes to bake. 479 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,170 But you grow your own food, don't you? Yeah. 480 00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:08,370 Do you? Yeah, I do. 481 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,810 It's something about it. 482 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:12,610 I mean, you can go to a supermarket if you want to go to supermarkets, 483 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:15,770 but there's something about growing your own gear 484 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,970 and eating it, you know? And it's... 485 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,250 LAUGHTER 486 00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:28,530 That was back in the day. 487 00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:31,090 Tomatoes, you know? Yeah. 488 00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:35,530 Having a tomato when it's grown naturally, you know? 489 00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:38,330 Noel, one thing I've got to commend you on is, Noel is multifaceted. 490 00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:40,530 He's a brilliant comedian, he's a great writer, 491 00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:41,650 he's a great actor, as well. 492 00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:43,930 Very funny actor, but also a brilliant painter. 493 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,530 Oh, thank you. I love your work. 494 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,730 Hold on, is that you or Claudia Winkleman? 495 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,330 That's the advert for Traitors. 496 00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:56,170 You know, with Claudia, sometimes she comes on telly, 497 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:59,930 and if she's on just fleetingly for a second, I go to my partner, 498 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:01,930 I don't remember filming that show. 499 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:07,010 But here's the exciting thing, Noel's just about to bring out 500 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,650 a brand-new series which I've seen half of, and it's amazing. 501 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:13,530 It's brilliant, it's so funny, and it's so Noel, 502 00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:15,490 but it's also glossy and modern and all that. 503 00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:18,490 It's called The Completely Made Up Adventures Of Dick Turpin. 504 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:23,810 It launches Friday on Apple TV+. 505 00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:26,050 Love to see your career boom, but I'm amazed, though, 506 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:28,370 cos you're playing, of course, Dick Turpin. Yeah. 507 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:30,730 Or a version of Dick Turpin. Yeah. Your version. 508 00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:33,290 You've never played a highway man, have you? 509 00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,730 Only in real life. 510 00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:38,410 No, no, I don't think I ever played pirates, like... 511 00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:40,850 Exactly, you're sort of, like, right for that kind of role. 512 00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:43,330 We had some great people, but you'd have been perfect, yeah. 513 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,810 Yeah, a bit rough and ready. A bit rough and ready. Arr! Arr! 514 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:47,210 LAUGHTER OK. 515 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:49,410 If you're doing that, you're not gonna get the part. 516 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,090 No, it's a comedy. Oh, I see. 517 00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:52,970 Yes, it's funny, innit? Yeah, it's a comedy. 518 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,850 Arr! 519 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,290 And I can't do period stuff. 520 00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:58,850 I've kind of dated myself with the breast implants and Botox. 521 00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,290 LAUGHTER Well, when you see his show, 522 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:02,850 it's a very different take on it. Yeah. 523 00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,330 But I'm imagining part of the reason you wanted to do it, 524 00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:07,530 cos as soon as I saw you on screen as Dick Turpin, 525 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,330 I thought, "Of course this is Noel, they're the sort of clothes 526 00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:12,490 "you would wear every day anyway." 527 00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:14,450 They were my own clothes, basically. Yeah, yeah. 528 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:17,090 OK, let's have a look. This is, as I said, 529 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:20,850 it's The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin, 530 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,610 created by and starring Noel Fielding. Look at this. 531 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:26,410 There's only one man brainless enough 532 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:28,170 to steal from the Syndicate. 533 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:30,090 SHE GIGGLES 534 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,290 Thank you, Dick. Don't know what we'd do without you. 535 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,530 BOTH SCREAM 536 00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,730 CLICKS, HE SCREAMS 537 00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,250 I'm gonna be famous. 538 00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:46,090 Dick Turpin! Dick Turpin. 539 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:48,010 Dick Turpin. Dick Turpin. 540 00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:49,250 Dick Turpin. 541 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:53,210 I want this Dick in my hands as soon as possible. 542 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:54,290 That sounds weird. 543 00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,210 Yeah, that did sound a bit weird, sorry. 544 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:02,690 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 545 00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:06,850 You're working there with Hugh Bonneville. 546 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,050 That's great, to have Hugh Bonneville in that role, 547 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,610 cos he's very funny in it as well. 548 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:13,730 He's a really good comic actor, you know. And I said to him, 549 00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:16,770 I said at the end, "I don't want to sort of get all gushy, 550 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:19,210 "but I really learnt quite a lot, working with you." 551 00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,170 And... And we were chatting, and I said, 552 00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:23,370 you know, "Did you enjoy working with me?" 553 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:25,410 He said, "It was a bit like working with Paddington." 554 00:25:25,410 --> 00:25:28,810 LAUGHTER 555 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,690 But you... I mean, you kind of, you can see that there is 556 00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:34,970 an uneasy friendship grows between the two of you. 557 00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,810 We've got quite a good double act, weirdly. 558 00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:38,050 You've got a good chemistry. 559 00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:40,570 And we were handcuffed together, which was quite exciting. 560 00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:43,210 Yes. And then there's a scene where, I don't know if this was CGI, 561 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,410 where you are chasing, then you jump off a bridge. 562 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,690 Well, I wish it was CGI. It was really high up. 563 00:25:47,690 --> 00:25:50,330 Like, 60 foot high, and they didn't really tell us, and they said, 564 00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:52,530 "You're gonna jump. You'll be on wire, it's fine." 565 00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:54,330 And I got up there and my knees were knocking. 566 00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:56,330 It was like a sort of Pink Panther cartoon, 567 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:59,490 my knees were literally knocking, and I thought, "I can't pretend... 568 00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,050 "I can't let anyone see I'm scared, 569 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,850 "cos Hugh's gonna have done this loads, 570 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:04,530 "and, you know, he's a man of action." 571 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,890 And I looked over at him and said, "Are you scared?" 572 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:09,770 He went, "I'm fucking shitting myself!" 573 00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,290 LAUGHTER 574 00:26:11,290 --> 00:26:13,570 Did you get to keep any of the clothes? I kept them all. 575 00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:16,530 Yeah, absolutely, I've got a costume on underneath this outfit. 576 00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:17,570 LAUGHTER 577 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,170 Do you ever keep... Like, you always look so glamorous. 578 00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:22,210 I know. But do you... 579 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:25,010 LAUGHTER Oh, are you talking to Katherine? 580 00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:26,770 Sorry. 581 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:29,250 Although, it works. But is this sort of stage-wear? 582 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:32,250 Yeah. Cos I notice in the show that often, you are regularly 583 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:35,090 just slopping around in a tracksuit, like most of us are. 584 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:39,170 Yeah, the real me, at home, I think I dress like an elderly rapper. 585 00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,330 LAUGHTER 586 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,130 Just a lot of elevated tracksuits. 587 00:26:42,130 --> 00:26:46,570 But I tried to get glam for today, and I went to the nail salon, 588 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,250 where I haven't been for so long because I always have the babies. 589 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:52,250 I thought, "You know, I'll go into Central London, to a nail salon." 590 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,650 We live a bit suburbs now. 591 00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:55,570 "And I'll wear a black little day dress, 592 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,050 "the weather is getting nice." 593 00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,290 And I was so excited. I put on some stockings. 594 00:26:59,290 --> 00:27:00,930 And when I arrived, 595 00:27:00,930 --> 00:27:04,290 I realised that to have a pedicure, you have to stand, 596 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,490 you have to go up some steps and sit high in a chair, 597 00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:09,290 and I would have to take my stockings off, 598 00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:12,210 and I'd forgotten to wear underwear, and I didn't want to do that. 599 00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:14,410 I just left the house, I was so excited, Jonathan, 600 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,410 I was in such a hurry. 601 00:27:15,410 --> 00:27:18,290 And so I said to the ladies, "Oh, no, I can't have a pedicure." 602 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:20,810 But they're actually quite pushy once you get in there. 603 00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:23,450 Don't worry, I won't do the accent. And they were like... 604 00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:25,770 LAUGHTER 605 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,050 All right, I'll try the accent. 606 00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,010 POSH ACCENT: "Come on, up on the stairs." 607 00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:32,210 They're British. Very good. 608 00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:34,850 LAUGHTER "Up you get." 609 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,130 I said, "No, I can't have a pedicure today," 610 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:39,930 and they were like, "You're already here, have one, 611 00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:41,930 "go on, just take your stockings off." 612 00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:44,370 So I tried to pretend like I was wearing underwear, 613 00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,330 and it was the most stressful moment of my life. 614 00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:49,170 Like, I had my knees together, I was wearing a short black dress, 615 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,210 and I was holding it together, I got to the top... 616 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:53,490 And the whole pedicure, which takes, like, 40 minutes, 617 00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:55,690 I was just squeezing my legs together. 618 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,330 And they are manipulating my foot around and doing all this, 619 00:27:58,330 --> 00:28:00,330 and I was just like, "I've just had two children, 620 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,370 "you really don't want..." And then... 621 00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:05,010 And then I made it through the whole pedicure, 622 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:08,290 and I was so proud of myself, but it wasn't a relaxing pedicure at all. 623 00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:10,690 And then at the very end, I was coming down off the steps, 624 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:15,490 I slept on the oil on my feet, I was, like, spread like this. 625 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:18,490 Down the steps. LAUGHTER 626 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,730 Down the steps, Jonathan. Amazing. 627 00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,370 After all that. 628 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,090 I landed with my elbow in the bowl of water. 629 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:29,330 Wow. And everyone saw the full vag. 630 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:31,930 LAUGHTER Anyway... 631 00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:34,130 We're gonna take a break, but don't go anywhere, 632 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,930 because up next, we'll be joined by the brilliantly funny Eddie Kadi. 633 00:28:36,930 --> 00:28:40,170 See you after the break. APPLAUSE 634 00:28:44,611 --> 00:28:47,011 APPLAUSE 635 00:28:49,051 --> 00:28:52,331 Welcome back to the show. Let's get my next guest out. 636 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,531 He's huge on the British comedy scene, 637 00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:56,331 and recently got the seal of approval 638 00:28:56,331 --> 00:28:59,731 by showing us his moves on Strictly. It's Eddie Kadi. 639 00:28:59,731 --> 00:29:01,571 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 640 00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,971 Hey, Eddie. Thanks for being here. Good to see you. 641 00:29:09,971 --> 00:29:13,131 Oh, yeah, let's do that. Boof. 642 00:29:13,131 --> 00:29:15,411 There you go, we've got a handshake. 643 00:29:15,411 --> 00:29:17,131 ALL GREET EACH OTHER 644 00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,651 Come on in, Eddie. 645 00:29:18,651 --> 00:29:20,971 Great to have you here. Thank you for coming on the show, 646 00:29:20,971 --> 00:29:22,731 I'm a big fan. Thank you for having me. 647 00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:24,971 We've been talking about family a little bit here, 648 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,531 everyone here has children. You have, is it one child? 649 00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:29,171 Yeah, one child. A daughter, I believe? 650 00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:30,851 A daughter. How old is she? 651 00:29:30,851 --> 00:29:32,811 She's six years old, seven this year. And... 652 00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:34,771 She thinks she's 16. What kind of dad are you? 653 00:29:34,771 --> 00:29:36,971 What sort of relationship do you have? 654 00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:39,011 Do you know what, I speak to her as if she was 16. 655 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:43,771 I'm one of those fathers, I don't do the, "Ooh, my cute baby." No. 656 00:29:43,771 --> 00:29:46,331 We have conversations, you know. She'll ask me stuff. 657 00:29:46,331 --> 00:29:47,531 One time, she said to me, 658 00:29:47,531 --> 00:29:50,011 "Daddy, you know, my friends think you're funny, 659 00:29:50,011 --> 00:29:51,331 "but you're not really funny." 660 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,531 And I say to her, "I get paid for being funny, 661 00:29:53,531 --> 00:29:55,731 "that's why you eat these expensive yoghurts." 662 00:29:55,731 --> 00:29:57,451 LAUGHTER 663 00:29:57,451 --> 00:30:00,971 "Cos you're broke, so Daddy has to make the money." You know? 664 00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:03,131 You were in Strictly last year. 665 00:30:03,131 --> 00:30:05,651 Yeah. Everyone saw you in Strictly. It must be a fun experience. 666 00:30:05,651 --> 00:30:08,291 I know it's quite arduous as well, it's quite draining. Yeah. 667 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:10,491 I think fourth, you went out? Fifth week. 668 00:30:10,491 --> 00:30:12,331 Come on, Jonathan, give me a break. 669 00:30:12,331 --> 00:30:13,931 NOEL: Too early! Thank you, thank you. 670 00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:15,531 Too early. Fifth week. 671 00:30:15,531 --> 00:30:18,251 How did you find the... How did you find the training for Strictly? 672 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,651 Was it easier than you thought, harder than you thought? 673 00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:23,811 Strictly was the best thing and the hardest thing I've ever done. 674 00:30:23,811 --> 00:30:25,731 You know, cos I think I'm a bit of a dancer, 675 00:30:25,731 --> 00:30:28,851 but the thing is, I'm African, we dance with our shoulders. 676 00:30:28,851 --> 00:30:31,091 African people, right, we dance as if... 677 00:30:31,091 --> 00:30:33,571 Have you ever been in a club, Ray, right? 678 00:30:33,571 --> 00:30:36,811 Yeah, I've been in several, yeah. Yeah, if you've ever been in a club, 679 00:30:36,811 --> 00:30:39,011 and you're dancing, right, but at the same time, 680 00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:42,211 you're looking for someone that owes you money or one of your weird exes. 681 00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:43,891 HE CHUCKLES So we sort of go... 682 00:30:45,091 --> 00:30:47,851 LAUGHTER 683 00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:49,611 That's how we dance, shoulders up. 684 00:30:49,611 --> 00:30:51,891 But Strictly tells you the other way. 685 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,651 So when you're doing ballroom dancing, Strictly tells you 686 00:30:54,651 --> 00:30:56,251 you've got to mind your own business, 687 00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:59,371 you've got to be like a tourist crossing Westminster Bridge, just... 688 00:30:59,371 --> 00:31:02,051 LAUGHTER 689 00:31:02,051 --> 00:31:03,771 But you're a fit-looking man. 690 00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:06,131 Presumably, it wasn't a test for you physically, was it? 691 00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,451 Yes, it was. Really? 692 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,851 After a week, I just felt everything fall apart. 693 00:31:09,851 --> 00:31:12,331 I didn't even know that my pancreas could start hurting. 694 00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:13,651 LAUGHTER 695 00:31:13,651 --> 00:31:15,611 It was just crazy. 696 00:31:15,611 --> 00:31:18,451 Presumably, you got a lot of new fans from Strictly 697 00:31:18,451 --> 00:31:20,651 who might not have seen your comedy before. Yeah. 698 00:31:20,651 --> 00:31:22,891 Might not have seen you before. Did you feel that impact? 699 00:31:22,891 --> 00:31:24,531 Did people come up to you in the street? 700 00:31:24,531 --> 00:31:25,931 Did you feel a new crowd coming? 701 00:31:25,931 --> 00:31:27,371 Television is a beautiful thing. 702 00:31:27,371 --> 00:31:29,411 When you're growing up, you have all these people 703 00:31:29,411 --> 00:31:31,891 that you admire, and you go, "One day, I'd love to meet them." 704 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,091 And then you get to a stage where, you know, 705 00:31:34,091 --> 00:31:36,011 you get that chance and people want to meet you. 706 00:31:36,011 --> 00:31:37,331 Strictly did that for me, right. 707 00:31:37,331 --> 00:31:39,131 After a while, so many people coming up to me, 708 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,571 "I loved you, you were amazing." 709 00:31:40,571 --> 00:31:42,571 I started getting recognised by everybody. 710 00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:45,611 Then they realised I weren't Ainsley Harriet, and so... 711 00:31:45,611 --> 00:31:48,051 LAUGHTER 712 00:31:48,051 --> 00:31:50,411 That was a bit of an issue, but you know. 713 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,091 What are you like, hey? 714 00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:55,291 I've got Ainsley Harriet, Claudia Winkleman... 715 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:56,331 LAUGHTER 716 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:59,411 Do you ever get mistaken for anybody else, Katherine? I do. 717 00:31:59,411 --> 00:32:03,011 And it's an American reference, but you'll know Amy's Baking Company, 718 00:32:03,011 --> 00:32:04,411 from Kitchen Nightmares. 719 00:32:04,411 --> 00:32:07,691 I can kind of see it. Yeah, I get it a lot. 720 00:32:07,691 --> 00:32:11,051 You are distinctly Ray Winstone, has anyone mistook you for anyone else? 721 00:32:11,051 --> 00:32:13,971 Yeah, Brad Pitt. LAUGHTER 722 00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:15,811 Do you know what... 723 00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:18,131 APPLAUSE 724 00:32:18,131 --> 00:32:20,931 ..I see it, I see it. 725 00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:23,171 It's there, it's there. 726 00:32:23,171 --> 00:32:25,451 Kids always think I'm Snape. 727 00:32:25,451 --> 00:32:27,651 LAUGHTER 728 00:32:27,651 --> 00:32:29,371 Your own kids included. 729 00:32:29,371 --> 00:32:31,051 I just go with it. I haven't got the heart. 730 00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:33,251 I was gonna say, I feel like I've been reunited 731 00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,531 with my Congolese cousin. 732 00:32:34,531 --> 00:32:38,611 This is how Congolese people dress every single... We love colours, 733 00:32:38,611 --> 00:32:40,891 we love fur coats during the summer. 734 00:32:40,891 --> 00:32:43,971 We'd rather die looking this good. 735 00:32:43,971 --> 00:32:45,571 I love it. 736 00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:47,531 You came to the UK when you were eight? 737 00:32:47,531 --> 00:32:48,891 Yeah, when I was eight years old. 738 00:32:48,891 --> 00:32:51,091 Did you speak any English before you came? Yeah. 739 00:32:51,091 --> 00:32:52,251 Two words. 740 00:32:52,251 --> 00:32:55,011 "Yes. Fine." Wow. 741 00:32:55,011 --> 00:32:57,611 It worked for a while. That must have been quite an experience. 742 00:32:57,611 --> 00:33:00,571 Yeah. To come from the Congo, and you came to Fulham, I think? 743 00:33:00,571 --> 00:33:03,771 So, we moved to South London first for a bit, and then God said, 744 00:33:03,771 --> 00:33:06,971 "No, not for you. West London." So, ended up in Fulham. 745 00:33:06,971 --> 00:33:08,691 But the "yes" and "fine" 746 00:33:08,691 --> 00:33:10,211 got me to some spaces. 747 00:33:10,211 --> 00:33:11,691 You know, going to the barber's, 748 00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:13,171 asking me what haircut... 749 00:33:13,171 --> 00:33:15,651 I remember the first barber that I came across, 750 00:33:15,651 --> 00:33:17,691 he was Caribbean, and I love my Caribbean people, 751 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,211 but I couldn't understand a word. 752 00:33:19,211 --> 00:33:21,651 I can't understand straight English, let alone... Yeah. 753 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,171 I remember him saying to me... HE GARBLES 754 00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,571 LAUGHTER 755 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:29,811 I was under pressure, Jonathan. I said, "Yes, fine." 756 00:33:29,811 --> 00:33:31,051 LAUGHTER 757 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,971 The haircut I got, my mum wanted a refund. 758 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:36,611 He came home with that haircut, he was eight. 759 00:33:36,611 --> 00:33:39,011 Ever since then, since then, I'm allergic to haircuts, 760 00:33:39,011 --> 00:33:41,491 as you can see. But I can imagine it must have been difficult. 761 00:33:41,491 --> 00:33:43,011 When you first came over from Canada, 762 00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:45,211 did you struggle at all with the English idiom? 763 00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:47,651 I dated a lot of ice hockey players, 764 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,851 and they have a language of their own. 765 00:33:49,851 --> 00:33:51,331 LAUGHTER 766 00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:55,371 So I was known as a puck bunny, growing up. A puck bunny. 767 00:33:55,371 --> 00:33:58,411 Which is like a WAG, but for hockey. 768 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:01,331 And they talk all about, like, your "flow" is your hair, 769 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,131 your "lettuce" is hair. 770 00:34:03,131 --> 00:34:05,891 Noel, you would be known for having quite great flow. 771 00:34:05,891 --> 00:34:09,491 A "grocery stick" is a type of player who is not good. 772 00:34:09,491 --> 00:34:11,891 A "bender" is a player who is not good 773 00:34:11,891 --> 00:34:14,451 because their ankles bend in in their skates. 774 00:34:14,451 --> 00:34:15,811 And they'd just be like... 775 00:34:15,811 --> 00:34:18,051 LACONICALLY: "..hockey hosers, they talk like this. 776 00:34:18,051 --> 00:34:19,731 "I'll have a two-four on the weekend." 777 00:34:19,731 --> 00:34:23,131 They were not bright, but dead sexy. 778 00:34:23,131 --> 00:34:24,771 When you went to America to work, 779 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,811 did people struggle to understand you? 780 00:34:26,811 --> 00:34:27,971 Absolutely, yeah. 781 00:34:27,971 --> 00:34:32,211 But it's fine. The day I left the set on Departed, 782 00:34:32,211 --> 00:34:34,891 and I said, "Ta-ra," to Marty, who was standing there, 783 00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:38,251 "Bye, Marty, I'm off." He said, "Ray, you're going just when 784 00:34:38,251 --> 00:34:41,451 "I started to understand what you was talking about." 785 00:34:41,451 --> 00:34:44,331 I have Irish parents, so I always understood the accent. 786 00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:46,851 As soon as I came here, I understood every regional accent, 787 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,331 I was fine. But my husband came over and didn't understand 788 00:34:49,331 --> 00:34:52,131 what anybody was saying ever. And he... 789 00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,091 I'd take him on tour with me, and he'd be like, 790 00:34:54,091 --> 00:34:55,931 "Wow, what country is he from?" 791 00:34:55,931 --> 00:34:58,171 I'd be like, "Leeds. What is wrong with you?" 792 00:34:58,171 --> 00:34:59,611 LAUGHTER 793 00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:01,811 And he still can't even say his own name. 794 00:35:01,811 --> 00:35:04,891 He introduces himself, he goes, "Hello, my name is Bobby." 795 00:35:04,891 --> 00:35:07,651 And everyone calls him Barbie since the movie. 796 00:35:07,651 --> 00:35:09,291 LAUGHTER 797 00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:11,011 I remember the first time I was in New York 798 00:35:11,011 --> 00:35:13,211 and I was doing some shopping, I got to the cashier, 799 00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,731 and I was just asking her certain things 800 00:35:14,731 --> 00:35:15,811 and she kept saying to me, 801 00:35:15,811 --> 00:35:17,371 "Oh, my God, can you say that again?" 802 00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:18,891 I thought she couldn't understand 803 00:35:18,891 --> 00:35:20,651 what I was saying, so I repeated myself. 804 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:22,891 "Oh, my God, you got to say it again." 805 00:35:22,891 --> 00:35:25,731 And she went and called, like, three of her friends, 806 00:35:25,731 --> 00:35:28,171 they've turned up, she's gone, "You've got to hear this." 807 00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:29,411 And I said it again, she goes, 808 00:35:29,411 --> 00:35:31,451 "Oh, my God, you sound like a Black Harry Potter." 809 00:35:31,451 --> 00:35:33,931 LAUGHTER 810 00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:36,411 Do you know what annoyed me? 811 00:35:36,411 --> 00:35:39,771 Of all the Brits! There's Idris Elba, David Beckham. 812 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,131 Yeah. Jonathan Ross! 813 00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:42,611 Harry Potter. 814 00:35:42,611 --> 00:35:44,891 LAUGHTER 815 00:35:44,891 --> 00:35:46,691 OK, Eddie, tell me, you're a very funny man, 816 00:35:46,691 --> 00:35:48,971 we've seen that tonight and people have seen it before, 817 00:35:48,971 --> 00:35:50,731 but you've got a big comedy gala coming up. 818 00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,131 Yeah. So when's that happening? 819 00:35:52,131 --> 00:35:55,091 13th March at the Hackney Empire in East London, 820 00:35:55,091 --> 00:35:57,051 one of my favourite venues in the whole world. 821 00:35:57,051 --> 00:36:00,211 You know, so I'm a part of BBC Radio 1Xtra, 822 00:36:00,211 --> 00:36:01,931 and it's their first comedy gala, 823 00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:04,931 with some of my favourite comedians, but just friends, you know. 824 00:36:04,931 --> 00:36:09,171 Babatunde, our mutual friend, you know, absolutely phenomenal. 825 00:36:09,171 --> 00:36:10,211 He's had a great year. 826 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,731 But there's some people that I've grown up on the scene with. 827 00:36:12,731 --> 00:36:14,491 You know, for me, it's all about legacy, 828 00:36:14,491 --> 00:36:16,811 celebrating especially the Black comedy circuit, 829 00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:19,731 which I came off the back of. And so many comedians 830 00:36:19,731 --> 00:36:22,131 who have kind of, you know, done their thing on that level, 831 00:36:22,131 --> 00:36:24,371 and now are being seen, the Mo Gilligans of this world. 832 00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:26,571 So to have people like Kane Brown, you know, 833 00:36:26,571 --> 00:36:29,531 Slim on that as well, Thanyia Moore, then you've got the youngers. 834 00:36:29,531 --> 00:36:32,011 What's really amazing is the fact that we are able 835 00:36:32,011 --> 00:36:35,331 to continue this legacy, and the next generation can come in, 836 00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:37,131 the Ola Labibs of this world. 837 00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:38,371 Then being able to go, 838 00:36:38,371 --> 00:36:40,051 "You know what, anything is possible." 839 00:36:40,051 --> 00:36:41,851 Do you know what I mean, to get to this level. 840 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,051 It doesn't stop with me. Anyone that says you can't 841 00:36:44,051 --> 00:36:46,251 get to a certain level, there is an opportunity, 842 00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:48,451 those who have done it before. That's what it's about. 843 00:36:48,451 --> 00:36:50,011 It's gonna be amazing. Opening the door. 844 00:36:50,011 --> 00:36:51,051 Come on, man. 845 00:36:51,051 --> 00:36:54,011 Erm... What's a night... On sort of a Black comedy night, 846 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:56,331 cos that's a Black line-up, and I guess you're doing 847 00:36:56,331 --> 00:36:59,011 kind of material which, as you said, is a Black comedy circuit, 848 00:36:59,011 --> 00:37:01,251 how does that differ from the other comedy circuit? 849 00:37:01,251 --> 00:37:02,771 It doesn't, I'll be honest with you. 850 00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:05,331 But at the same time, also, there are cultural differences. 851 00:37:05,331 --> 00:37:07,531 If you go to see an Irish comedian, he's going to talk 852 00:37:07,531 --> 00:37:08,971 about growing up in Ireland. Yeah. 853 00:37:08,971 --> 00:37:11,891 But then, there you've got a mixture of Caribbeans and Africans, 854 00:37:11,891 --> 00:37:14,611 and as an African myself, we often try to look at the nuances. 855 00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:17,731 We're talking about accents here, and when I was growing up, you know, 856 00:37:17,731 --> 00:37:19,731 a lot of people couldn't tell the difference 857 00:37:19,731 --> 00:37:21,131 between different Africans. 858 00:37:21,131 --> 00:37:22,931 A friend of mine came to me when I was younger, 859 00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:24,291 said, "You're African, right?" 860 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:26,851 POSHER ACCENT: He was British, so sort of speaks like this. 861 00:37:26,851 --> 00:37:28,731 He said, "Ed, you're African, right?" 862 00:37:28,731 --> 00:37:31,131 I said, "I'm African." He goes, "Can you speak African?" 863 00:37:31,131 --> 00:37:34,251 I said, "Africa's not a country, it's a continent." 864 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,291 "Well, I don't know!" 865 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,491 And I had to explain to him the difference between, 866 00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,171 for example, a Ghanaian and Nigerian. 867 00:37:39,171 --> 00:37:41,611 Ghanaian people, when they speak, they sort of speak 868 00:37:41,611 --> 00:37:44,011 like they are having an a cappella, it's like they sing. 869 00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,331 MELODICALLY: "Hel-lo Ray Win-stone. 870 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:50,611 "Hey, look at this tan-ta-lising coat, yes. 871 00:37:50,611 --> 00:37:52,331 "I really like it, I really..." 872 00:37:52,331 --> 00:37:54,371 Nigerians... I don't want to get in trouble, 873 00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:57,171 cos I've got some Nigerian... I'm gonna be a bit more diplomatic. 874 00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:58,411 Nigerians use... 875 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:01,531 They speak like they're speaking in capital letters. Yeah. 876 00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:03,811 Nigerians will be nice to you, but you will feel like... 877 00:38:03,811 --> 00:38:07,011 FORCEFULLY: "Look at you, you look wonderful!" 878 00:38:07,011 --> 00:38:09,211 And the thing is, if you put it on mute, 879 00:38:09,211 --> 00:38:11,051 it looks like we're fighting. 880 00:38:11,051 --> 00:38:14,451 LAUGHTER 881 00:38:14,451 --> 00:38:17,611 So, it's just about those conversations. 882 00:38:17,611 --> 00:38:20,051 And I think Britain is the melting pot of the world, 883 00:38:20,051 --> 00:38:22,051 and sometimes, you want to go to different rooms 884 00:38:22,051 --> 00:38:24,051 to learn about your next-door neighbours, man, 885 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,651 and that's an opportunity. But I'm from South London as well, 886 00:38:26,651 --> 00:38:29,851 and I remember the first posh party that I ever went to, 887 00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:33,291 and a guy, I thought he was saying "ears" all the time. Right. 888 00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:36,011 "Ears. Ears." He was saying, "Yes." 889 00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:37,771 LAUGHTER 890 00:38:37,771 --> 00:38:40,171 "Why does he keep saying ears?" 891 00:38:40,171 --> 00:38:42,371 I can imagine you doing this the whole night. 892 00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:45,611 I was like, "Why is he talking about my ears?" 893 00:38:45,611 --> 00:38:47,211 "Ears." 894 00:38:47,211 --> 00:38:50,651 LAUGHTER 895 00:38:50,651 --> 00:38:52,211 We have exciting news. 896 00:38:52,211 --> 00:38:53,531 You're going back on tour. Yes! 897 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:56,731 I'm going back on tour, because I'm not pregnant this year. 898 00:38:56,731 --> 00:38:58,291 LAUGHTER 899 00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:02,531 I'm gonna do UK and European, and some America tour, 900 00:39:02,531 --> 00:39:05,091 and the tickets go on sale Friday March 1st. 901 00:39:05,091 --> 00:39:08,171 And so I'm really excited to be away from my family. 902 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:11,091 There they are, Katherine Ryan, UK tour. 903 00:39:11,091 --> 00:39:13,891 You know what's cool about that poster, right... What? 904 00:39:13,891 --> 00:39:16,371 ..it's just got your name on it and the picture of you. 905 00:39:16,371 --> 00:39:18,811 It's like... you don't need anything else. 906 00:39:18,811 --> 00:39:21,011 It's like, "I'll be there." "Bang, have that." 907 00:39:21,011 --> 00:39:23,211 OK. We're gonna take a break, but don't go away, 908 00:39:23,211 --> 00:39:24,811 because in a few moments, hopefully, 909 00:39:24,811 --> 00:39:27,051 Eddie is going to try and teach us something special, 910 00:39:27,051 --> 00:39:29,571 and The Vaccines will be performing live here in the studio 911 00:39:29,571 --> 00:39:32,051 at the end of the show. See you after the break. 912 00:39:32,051 --> 00:39:33,811 APPLAUSE 913 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,180 Welcome back to the show, everyone. 914 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,380 We've got The Vaccines performing live in a few minutes. 915 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,220 But first, all my guests are still here. 916 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,180 Let's go to you, Katherine, because apparently, 917 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:54,780 you spent Valentine's Day with royalty? I did. 918 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:57,140 Who were you with from the royal family? 919 00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:00,740 I was with Queen Camilla on Valentine's Day. Wow. 920 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,620 And I know that you're supposed to bow or curtsey, 921 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:06,940 but in the moment, I got it wrong, and it was Valentine's, 922 00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:10,460 and I bowed, like, the grandest bow when I met her, 923 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,780 I sort of did almost a ballet-like sidestep, 924 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,980 step to the back, and then all the way down. 925 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,180 LAUGHTER 926 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:19,660 That is, I mean... Did you have pants on this time? 927 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,860 LAUGHTER 928 00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:23,420 Noel, have you met the royal family? 929 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,740 You must be a weird animal to them, I would have thought. 930 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:26,980 LAUGHTER 931 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:29,540 Don't say that, I'll be on a plaque on their wall. 932 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:35,180 LAUGHTER 933 00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:40,060 You'll be served at Sandringham with an orange in your mouth. 934 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,860 Eddie, you met any of the royals? No, no. 935 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,100 I'm just happy they let me in the country, to be honest. 936 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:49,140 LAUGHTER 937 00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,620 OK. 938 00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,100 Ray, let's go back to you, 939 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,620 because Ray has an exciting new TV show coming out, 940 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,260 and I'm genuinely excited about this, 941 00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,900 cos I love the movie it's based on. Yeah. 942 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,380 Same team behind it, Guy Ritchie is producing, I believe. 943 00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:04,300 Absolutely, yeah. It's called The Gentlemen. 944 00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:07,540 What can you tell us about this? I was gonna work for Guy years ago. 945 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:10,700 I was gonna do Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, 946 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:14,940 then it got put on hold and me and Guy fell out, 947 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,140 you know, as you do when you're younger. 948 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:21,660 We had a few words, you know, and I went on my way, 949 00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:23,860 and we fell out again. 950 00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:27,900 And then, over the years, people said, "You know..." 951 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,340 And I love his films, I mean, watching his films, 952 00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:33,700 you know a Guy Ritchie film, you're entertained by it, you know. 953 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,860 So, he's a good film-maker, blinding film-maker, actually. 954 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:40,180 And we finally got together, when this offer come up, 955 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:44,700 I went, "Yeah, you know, I'm a grown-up now. Come on." 956 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,620 Bury the hatchet, as they say. 957 00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:51,740 LAUGHTER And so, we met, and you know, 958 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:54,580 he said, "Are we all right now?" And I said, "Yes, we are." 959 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,460 And we had a little cuddle. 960 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:59,100 And I've got to tell you, it was the best thing, 961 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,620 because I really enjoyed the job, you know. 962 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,860 He directed the first one, you know. 963 00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:07,300 And this wonderful picnic we had in the garden. 964 00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:10,180 I think you've had a little taste of his barbecue. No. 965 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,580 I was... I noticed... I'm gonna show you a quick clip of it, 966 00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,780 but I noticed that where you're filming it, 967 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:17,260 there's a kind of lavish barbecue outside. Yeah. 968 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:18,940 And in the first film, The Gentlemen, 969 00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:20,340 there's a really beautiful scene 970 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:22,580 around a really expensive-looking barbecue outside, 971 00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:23,820 and the Hugh Grant character, 972 00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:25,500 he was in the first one, "Nice barbecue." 973 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,380 And the American guy goes, "Thank you." Yeah. 974 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:29,100 And then I noticed in the Beckham thing - 975 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,060 Guy Ritchie are Beckham are close - Beckham is showing off his barbecue. 976 00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:34,380 So I looked online, guess who makes the barbecue? 977 00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:37,260 Guy Ritchie. Guy Ritchie, right. That is true. 978 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,460 Using his films to promote his barbecue! 979 00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:41,420 I bet he gave David a barbecue. 980 00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,220 I bet he gave David one. Did he give you one? 981 00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:46,620 No. I bet Hugh Grant has. Have you had one yet from him? 982 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:48,180 No! 983 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:50,460 EDDIE: I need to get in this film. It's a liberty, innit? 984 00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:52,340 LAUGHTER 985 00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:54,540 This is a clip from the new Guy Ritchie production, 986 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:57,020 it's called The Gentlemen, it's on Netflix from 7th March, 987 00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,140 starring Ray Winstone. 988 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,500 No-one walks away, and it's down to you to keep him under manners. 989 00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:13,660 Ah! These are serious people. 990 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:17,100 HE CLUCKS They appear to be house-trained. 991 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,980 Don't be deceived by the facade. 992 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,780 In order to stop ourselves being associated with criminals... 993 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,780 Go on! 994 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:30,580 ..we are going to become... criminals? 995 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,820 We're not criminals, Freddie. 996 00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:35,300 APPLAUSE 997 00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:38,340 Eddie... My guy. 998 00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:40,340 So, before the show, we were outside 999 00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:43,300 and you were showing me a way to walk like the Sapeurs. 1000 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,940 Yes, the Sapeurs the gentlemens of Congo. 1001 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:48,260 The Congo gentlemen who are amazingly well-dressed, 1002 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:50,100 very stylish, and we were doing the stagger. 1003 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:53,180 You have the rhythm and the moves. I wonder whether you could teach us, 1004 00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,940 either a bit of dance, from Strictly if you want, 1005 00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:58,980 or kind of Congolese moves. What are you...? 1006 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:02,060 I think we should take it to Strictly Come Congo, to be fair. 1007 00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:04,420 Strictly Congo Dancing. Yeah. 1008 00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:06,940 So, here's the thing, right, as I said before, guys, 1009 00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:10,660 you've got to dance like you're looking for that weird ex. 1010 00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:11,900 You've got to look paranoid. 1011 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,540 But with Congo, it's all about the hips. 1012 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:17,300 Right, it's all about the hips. 1013 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:19,700 You've got to feel the hips, you've got to feel the hips. 1014 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,220 OK. 1015 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:22,260 LAUGHTER 1016 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,700 So, who feels like they have got the energy for this? 1017 00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,580 I got this. I'm a bit worried about that bit. 1018 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,860 And then I'm looking for my ex. 1019 00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:35,300 Oh, that's a nice one. I've seen my auntie do that. 1020 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:38,420 Ooh, ooh! Hold on. 1021 00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,940 CHEERING 1022 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:49,780 You like that? You're Congolese. 1023 00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:51,980 I think I'll leave it to the professional. 1024 00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:55,220 But also, here's the thing, right, when we're doing it... 1025 00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,900 Oh, that's a... 1026 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,420 LAUGHTER 1027 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,580 Jonathan's constipated. 1028 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,900 So, here we go. So, fold the arms, right? Fold them. 1029 00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,460 Yeah, look very serious. That's the one. 1030 00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,660 And then just feel the hips. Can you feel the hips? 1031 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:12,220 Nothing else. Mannequin challenge. Are you moving yours now? 1032 00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,900 I'm not moving at all. Now feel the hips. 1033 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,780 Tremble 'em, like that? Feel the hips. 1034 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,020 CONGOLESE MUSIC Let's go, let's go. 1035 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,100 Lower, lower, lower. 1036 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,300 Lower, lower. 1037 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,260 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1038 00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:27,620 I'll give you a ten. I'll tell you what, 1039 00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:29,420 I feel that in my knees. 1040 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,620 You might have felt that in your pancreas as well. 1041 00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,940 I've never been more turned on in my life. 1042 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,060 LAUGHTER 1043 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,660 Says the Congolese. 1044 00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:40,540 That was the most exercise I've done for about a month. This is it. 1045 00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,260 So, thank you all for being here, 1046 00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,060 it was so much fun spending time with you. 1047 00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:46,860 Thank you to all my guests. Ladies and gentlemen, Ray Winstone! 1048 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:48,740 Thank you. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1049 00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:51,900 The fabulous Katherine Ryan right here! 1050 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,740 Mr Noel Fielding! Watch his new show, it's great. 1051 00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:56,780 And of course, Eddie Kadi! 1052 00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:59,060 Go and see him live if you can. 1053 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,380 We're not here next week, we've got a week off 1054 00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:04,940 because the Brits are on all Saturday night next week, 1055 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,900 so watch that. Join me again on March 9th, 1056 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:08,740 when we've got a great line-up for you. 1057 00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:10,300 Millie Bobby Brown will be here, 1058 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,300 Luke "the Nuke" Littler from the world of darts, 1059 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,580 Rob Beckett will be here, 1060 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,820 and we've got music from not only Raye 1061 00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:18,060 but also John Squire and Liam Gallagher together here. 1062 00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:20,580 So, that's going to be a great show. Now, this evening, 1063 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:23,180 we're gonna finish in style with Heartbreak Kid, 1064 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,100 it is The Vaccines! 1065 00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:27,020 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1066 00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:36,620 # You heavy hitter When you cried on the sky 1067 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:39,700 # You made it glitter The moon in your eye 1068 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:42,940 # You were childlike But you didn't care 1069 00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:48,380 # So now you scream it Saying this is goodbye 1070 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,060 # But you don't mean it 1071 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,980 # Always calling your bluff Why believe it? 1072 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,340 # There isn't the time 1073 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,980 # People like us think we got All the time in the world 1074 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:07,460 # Let your heart break, kid Let your heart break, kid 1075 00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:10,660 # Till you're feeling it 1076 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:14,460 # Let your heart break, kid 1077 00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:17,420 # Oh, you never thought They'd leave you, but they did 1078 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:20,380 # Now everybody calls you The heartbreak kid 1079 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,340 # You can't believe They really called it quits 1080 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,380 # And you never thought that you Would be the heartbreak kid 1081 00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:28,780 # You got undressed 1082 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:31,380 # You stepped into the fire Out of protest 1083 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:34,420 # Now everything burns And you blew it 1084 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,300 # It was right on your lips 1085 00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:43,740 # So now you're waiting It's a function of time oscillating 1086 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:46,140 # You've got nowhere to go When you're growing 1087 00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:48,460 # The road never ends 1088 00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:54,380 # People like us think we got All the time in the world 1089 00:47:54,380 --> 00:48:00,820 # Let your heart break, kid Let your heart break, kid 1090 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:03,700 # Till you're feeling it 1091 00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:07,380 # Let your heart break, kid 1092 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:10,860 # Oh, you never thought They'd leave you, but they did 1093 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:13,980 # Now everybody calls you The heartbreak kid 1094 00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:16,620 # You can't believe They really called it quits 1095 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:19,940 # And you never thought that you Would be the heartbreak kid 1096 00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:35,900 # People like us think we got All the time in the world 1097 00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:41,980 # But we ain't got all the time In the world 1098 00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:49,580 # Let your heart break, kid Let your heart break, kid 1099 00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:52,740 # Till you're feeling it 1100 00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:56,780 # Let your heart break, kid 1101 00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:59,460 # Oh, you never thought They'd leave you, but they did 1102 00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:03,260 # Now everybody calls you The heartbreak kid 1103 00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,580 # You can't believe They really called it quits 1104 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,500 # And you never thought that you Would be the heartbreak kid. # 1105 00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:24,660 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 1106 00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,980 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com