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Hello, thank you very much.
Thank you, that's so kind.
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Thank you for being here,
and thank you for watching at home.
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Good evening, and welcome to
The Jonathan Ross Show,
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and we have got a great programme
lined up for you tonight.
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Let's have a look
at who's in my green room.
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He's worked with everyone
from Scorsese to Spielberg
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in a career spanning
nearly 50 years.
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He's played kings, gangsters,
he's even played a beaver.
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It's the sexy beast himself,
Ray Winstone.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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The governor back in the house.
Great to see you, Ray. Looking good.
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Thank you.
Love Ray.
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Alongside Ray, we've got a comedian
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who's amazingly funny
and alarmingly honest.
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She's one of the sharpest stand-ups
around,
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one of my favourite guests ever
on this show - Katherine Ryan.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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The amazing Katherine Ryan.
Always brings the glamour.
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OK, next up,
I'm excited he's on tonight.
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It's everyone's favourite
cuddly goth, Noel Fielding.
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Noel Fielding is with us.
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Love Noel,
look how glamorous he looks.
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And we're also joined by
a fantastic comic
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who's gone from selling out the O2
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to wowing the crowds with his moves
on Strictly.
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Eddie Kadi, ladies and gentlemen.
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Plus, and I'm excited about this,
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we've got music from one of
my favourite bands at the moment.
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They're back with
their sixth hit album.
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It's called Pick-Up
Full Of Pink Carnations,
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it's amazing, they're amazing.
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It's The Vaccines.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Now, this week, we'll be
experiencing something
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that only happens
once every four years.
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I don't know if you know
it's this year,
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but this year
is a leap year, everyone.
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We have the 29th of February
this year, and when I was a kid,
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the 29th of February
was sort of like a big thing
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because traditionally,
it was the day that women
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were kind of allowed, enabled,
to propose to their partners.
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I'd imagine now that you can do it
whenever you like.
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Do we have any ladies here thing
about proposing to their partner?
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WOMAN: No!
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That was, "Absolutely not!"
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Is he here with you? Yes!
He's with you?
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"No! No!"
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We can look around,
there might be someone else.
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If you are planning on proposing
this leap year, though,
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and you want someone to film it,
you should remember
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that it's probably more interesting
for you than anyone else.
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So you should ask them to pay
attention and stay focused on you.
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Look at what happened here.
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See, obviously,
he's going to propose,
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and he's got his friend to film it,
and he's just waiting for it,
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but he hears the noise of something.
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He looks round. "Oh, look!
It's a raccoon!
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"Look at that little raccoon!
That is a sweet raccoon.
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"I want to film that raccoon.
Oh, he's done it already."
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He missed it. He missed it.
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Should we get on with the show?
CHEERING
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OK, let's get my first guests out.
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It's the fabulous Katherine Ryan and
the equally amazing Ray Winstone.
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Stunning. Stunning.
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Ray, come on, bring it in.
Bring it in.
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Great to see you.
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Here we go.
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Thank you, both, for being here.
It's lovely to have you on.
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You know, a few years ago,
you were talking about Bobby,
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your husband, and how he was
your childhood sweetheart,
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and you drifted apart,
and you had relationships,
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he got married, I believe.
He did.
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Then you got back together,
and you are married now. Yep.
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I'm just curious,
did you propose to him,
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or did he propose to you?
There wasn't a proposal.
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We spent 20 years apart,
and then we had a night of passion,
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and right on that night,
I just went,
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"Oh, no, we're probably
gonna be together forever
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"and have kids, aren't we?"
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And now that's what's happened.
Wow.
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Not the most romantic...
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No, there wasn't a proposal,
but, you know,
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I still love him so much so far.
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Ray, can you remember
when you proposed your missus?
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Yeah, it was in Torquay
on the beach. Yeah.
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I think she asked me,
I'm not sure. No.
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I asked her, and it was after
a year, I think we... No.
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We...
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We'd actually met probably a couple
of months earlier in Torquay.
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It's obviously
a very memorable... Yeah.
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And we got married
a year later anyway.
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We've been married 44 years now.
44 years!
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That's amazing.
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And that's my goal,
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I would love to be married
for a very long time, but...
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No, you wouldn't, honestly.
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But you have to watch out cos one of
my girlfriends married 30 years.
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She said to me, "Katherine,
the other night,
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"I saw a funny-looking mole
on my husband's back,
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"and I decided not to tell him."
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Oh, dear.
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She's playing the long game.
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She's letting nature
take care of him for her.
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Women are very passive-aggressive
killers, you know?
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Like, slowly took the vegetables out
of his diet, upped the sodium,
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12 short years later,
the house was mine. Yeah. Amazing.
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And no-one can get her for that,
no-one can get her. No, no-one.
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Ray, your...
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What, with being romantic, your
daughter got married recently
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in Sicily, didn't she?
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Yeah, she did in October, yeah.
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How was the wedding?
What was it like?
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Kind of amazing, really.
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I mean, at first, I was going,
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"Why do you want to get married
in Sicily? Why?
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"Do you want to get married at all?
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"I'll just give you some money,
you get a house and do all that."
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It's quite a lot of money
to get married now, you know?
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I'd have rather had the money,
but I've got to say,
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it was probably the best wedding
I've ever been to. Aw. Aw.
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And it was worth every penny.
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You know,
her friends were wonderful,
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the night was wonderful,
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and it took me four days
to get over it.
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And it was kind of like
being 25 again.
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I partied like there was
no tomorrow.
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You've done that,
you know what I mean. Wow.
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So, what does that mean, partying
like, you know, to more our age?
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Well, like we used to
when we were 25, Jonathan.
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I won't say no more, you understand
what I'm talking about.
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I do, and it's lucky we're
still here, frankly. Yes.
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You had your mum live with you
recently, didn't you?
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So she's the grandparent
to your kids.
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How was it, having your mum
back in the house?
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Well, my family are an ocean away -
some would say, for a reason.
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The trouble is, I would love to have
her 20 minutes down the road,
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but for my mum to come,
she has to live in and stay,
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and I think that was stressful
for my husband,
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only because, if not, you know,
it's a window into the future...
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..of who I'm definitely
turning into.
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And that's my stepdad,
that's the more interesting story.
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Nearest to the tree, that's
Abe the babe, he's my stepdad.
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They started dating when I was 16
and he was 21.
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Wow!
All right, yeah.
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And that was a scandal in
my small town, but now it's fine.
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Yeah. So it was nice having her
around, she was helpful,
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but does that mean you can go out,
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you can actually
have a life again, or...?
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Well, there were some mix-ups.
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We thought, with my mum in town,
we'll go out and we'll have a night,
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and I was getting ready,
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and Bobby was really excited
for us to have this date.
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And my mum came down the stairs
in a full gown,
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thinking that she was coming with me
to the gig.
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And then my husband didn't want
to be rude to my mum
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cos she doesn't see me
very much either,
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so we just had a girls night on
the town, and he watched the kids.
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Perfect. I mean, it sounds like your
mother knew what she was doing.
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I think she did, and Bobby was swift
to book her ticket home after that.
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He thought,
"We'll just get a nanny."
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One of the reasons why
I'm asking you about family,
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of course, is because you got
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a new series
called Parental Guidance,
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and it's a great show.
I'm really enjoying it.
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This is you letting the cameras
into your house, isn't it? Yes.
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And it's kind of, you know,
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the Beckhams had their immersive
show, and the Furys had one,
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and this was not really meant to be
a reality show
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when I signed up for it,
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but I think the more they got
the cameras in the house
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and they saw my stunning hunk of a
husband and his beautiful offspring,
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they were like, "Let's put cameras
in the house almost every day."
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And your family,
it's a very sweet dynamic,
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and it's a very funny family,
as well.
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I mean, your daughter, Violet,
is very funny.
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It's very interesting, the
relationship between the two of you.
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I mean, she blew me away
on the show.
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Violet is 14, and she doesn't want
a career in television
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cos she's grown up going to
Jonathan Ross's Halloween parties
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and knowing what showbiz
is all about, and she's like,
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"I'll be an architect."
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And because of that,
she was so herself,
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she wasn't playing up
to any cameras or anything.
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And that girl is so funny,
she really steals the show.
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Let's look at the clip.
This is Parental Guidance.
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You can watch it on W,
and you can watch it on UKTV Play.
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Let's have a look at this.
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We had a blast.
Yep.
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I just feel, like, bad that
I just can never do that
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with the babies, and, like,
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I have to share them,
and I just don't...
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No way you're crying.
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I'm not crying, but I just feel sad
that, like... God, grow up.
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When I had nothing,
I had everything.
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And I knew that back then.
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Everything was, like, kind of tough,
and we didn't have a lot of money,
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and we didn't have a lot of family,
but it was so much better in a way.
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Mum, stop... All the shit that
I have now, I don't really...
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I will get up and leave.
..care about it.
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Like, what we had was awesome.
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It was so much fun.
It was.
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And I'll never have that again.
Oh, my fucking... Can you stop?
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Very good.
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That girl will never know
how much I love her,
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and it's so sad to see her,
you know,
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she doesn't want me
to show any emotion ever,
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and they pull away from you,
and I feel like that is the grief
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of being a parent is that,
you know,
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that it only lasts for as long
as it lasts, and then it's gone.
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You know, they pull away from you
at that age maybe,
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but then they'll come back to you
when, for example,
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they've got a mortgage.
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Do you know, when you're talking
about families,
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I just had a thought,
and I started giggling to myself.
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My mother-in-law, my wife's mum,
obviously, she came to me one day,
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and she said, "Raymond,"
Irish lady, you know, from Farnham.
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And she said, "Raymond," she said,
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"I don't want you to worry,"
she said,
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"but I've booked my funeral."
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Oh... "And I've paid for it all.
It's all paid for.
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"Flowers, everything,
don't worry about it."
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And she went on for about 20 minutes
about this funeral,
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and we're fucking looking at her
like, "What are you talking about?"
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And she said, "Yes, it's all booked,
so you just have to turn up,
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"and we'll have a lovely day.
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"The cars are paid for, this, that."
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I said, "OK, Mum. When is it?"
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LAUGHTER
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And she said...
234
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But it's just funny how mums are,
you know? They don't...
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We're doing all right, you know,
236
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but she wants to take that pressure
off you, you know,
237
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and it's a beautiful thing
either way,
238
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and at the same time,
it's so ridiculous.
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What a thing to say.
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You know? It is sweet, though.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
241
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By the way, you've just hit
a major milestone.
242
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You're celebrating, it's just coming
up anyway, 50 years in the business.
243
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50 years as
a professional working actor.
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50 years.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
246
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Amazing.
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Congratulations.
Where does it go?
248
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I mean, it only seems like
yesterday I started, you know?
249
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Did you expect to be around that
long because I know... No.
250
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It wasn't the most
auspicious start.
251
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No, not really. It took a while.
252
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I mean, I was about 30 when it
really started going all right.
253
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I'd done Scum when I was 17,
and we moved and made the film again
254
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when I was 20, and I retired twice
in that time from 17 to 20.
255
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I retired from the business.
256
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Sometimes, I think,
"What would I be doing?"
257
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You know, I was expelled
from drama school.
258
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If I hadn't been expelled,
I wouldn't be here today.
259
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So you were kicked out of
drama school?
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That's why I got Scum, you know.
Why do they kick you out?
261
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Oh, I was just an horrible,
little bastard, really.
262
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I'd done something
at drama school
263
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where I sabotaged
the headmistress's car.
264
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Really stupid, and someone grassed
me up, and I got kicked out.
265
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Quite rightly so.
266
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But with that, I went up to the BBC,
which was this building here,
267
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funnily enough.
268
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It's where it kind of started,
you know?
269
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When you think about the directors
you worked with,
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some amazing directors over
the years, and some amazing films.
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Which are the ones that you enjoyed
the experience the most?
272
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Which are the ones that maybe you
learned from working with them?
273
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Well, Spielberg, I think,
purely because he enjoyed
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showing you what he was doing
and teaching.
275
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You understood
why he was moving the camera
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in a certain direction, and he just
loved being there, you know?
277
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Yeah.
He really did.
278
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Scorsese for the reasons, but,
you know, there's Gary Oldman.
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For me, being an actor,
and he's a great actor,
280
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being in a film with him,
281
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he understood what acting
was all about. That was...
282
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Maybe some of you
might not have seen this.
283
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It's an amazing film, I think
it's one of your best performances.
284
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It's an incredible film.
285
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Nil By Mouth, directed by Gary,
and it's a very intense drama.
286
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It's not Saturday night
with a pizza, in't it? No, no.
287
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But it was amazing, but he hadn't
directed much before, had he?
288
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I don't think he'd directed
anything before.
289
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So that was a bit of a risk,
I would have thought.
290
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Yeah, yeah, really,
but when he gave me the script,
291
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and it's quite flattering
for someone like him
292
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to give me a script because I hadn't
done too much at the time, you know.
293
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And you read it,
294
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and it's the best thing
I've ever read about the subject,
295
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and I don't come from there,
you know, I'm a London boy,
296
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I'm working class, I come
from the east end of London.
297
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But this side of London, he was
talking about the undercurrent,
298
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you know, the drugs and the heroin
and all that kind of stuff.
299
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I don't come from that world.
I've seen it, and so it was...
300
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You go somewhere dark when you do
something like that, you know?
301
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And we certainly did,
and I was very proud of that film.
302
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Yeah, it's an amazing performance.
303
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Another amazing performance,
much lighter, I'm pleased to say,
304
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but this is someone
everyone will remember.
305
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Before we have a look at this,
though, just briefly,
306
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I'm gonna ask you a question,
Katherine.
307
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Do you think men of any age, but of
a certain age, should wear Speedos?
308
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I think it should be mandatory, yes.
309
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Because men are gifted enough
to have their reproductive organs
310
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on the outside.
311
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And God intended us,
I feel, to see those.
312
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And have you seen the film
Sexy Beast? I have. Of course.
313
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OK, well, here you go.
This is just...
314
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Remember this, this is very showing
you how Speedos should be worn...
315
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Absolutely.
..in Sexy Beast.
316
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MUSIC: 'Peaches'
by The Strangers
317
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# Down on the beaches
Just look at all the peaches
318
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# Down on the beaches
Just look at all the brown bodies
319
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# Down on the beaches
Just look at all the sunglasses
320
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# Down on the beaches
321
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# Just look at all the peaches
Down on the beaches
322
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# Just look at all the peaches. #
323
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
324
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That's amazing.
325
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I mean, that's an amazing look.
How did you prepare for that role?
326
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How did you get ready for that?
327
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,451
How did you get
in shape for that role, Ray?
328
00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:05,891
That's a good question,
cos I was actually asked to go
329
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to Spain early,
a couple of weeks earlier,
330
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and I drank lots of vodka,
ate lots of pasta,
331
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and lay on the beach in the sun.
332
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That was preparation for the film.
Wow.
333
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,131
Yeah.
It's a tough life!
334
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Just to get into shape, yes.
335
00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:21,051
It's an...
I mean, that's an amazing look.
336
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:22,931
Yeah. It was cold that day.
337
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,731
Yeah. I mean,
it looks reasonably warm.
338
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,731
But, you know, it's Ray's birthday,
ladies and gentlemen,
339
00:15:36,731 --> 00:15:41,611
and so we do have a small gift, and
the gift is themed, Ray. Are you...
340
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:44,851
You're not a football fan, are you?
I like women's football now.
341
00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:47,331
I was taken
under the Lionesses' wing.
342
00:15:47,331 --> 00:15:50,211
I learned all about everything,
the World Cup, and now I'm a fan.
343
00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:52,731
But I don't support
any specific team,
344
00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:54,531
and so that means
I'm in a good mood all year.
345
00:15:54,531 --> 00:15:55,891
Well, yeah.
346
00:15:55,891 --> 00:15:58,731
Well, Ray's in a bad mood most of
the year cos he supports West Ham.
347
00:15:58,731 --> 00:16:01,051
I do, yeah.
Yeah.
348
00:16:01,051 --> 00:16:03,451
OK, let's have a look.
This is your present, then.
349
00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:05,131
You know it's
my wife's birthday today?
350
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:09,731
This is, in a way, though, maybe
this is a present for her, as well.
351
00:16:09,731 --> 00:16:12,091
OK. Oh, really?
And for me.
352
00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:13,811
Is it one of them kind of presents?
353
00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:18,051
Happy birthday, Ray.
Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh!
354
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I was hoping.
355
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
356
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,851
Ray, look at the front.
357
00:16:29,811 --> 00:16:31,651
The Hammers.
I know, I see it.
358
00:16:33,531 --> 00:16:35,891
Well, I'll put them on
for the second half. Yes!
359
00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:37,851
OK, so, don't go away,
because in a few moments,
360
00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:39,891
maybe you'll see Ray
wearing those Speedos,
361
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,411
and we'll be joined
by Noel Fielding.
362
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,011
See you after the break.
363
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
364
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,810
Welcome back to the show.
365
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:57,090
Let's get my next guest out
right now.
366
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He has been making us laugh
for over 20 years, which is amazing
367
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:02,610
when you see he still looks the same
age as when he first started.
368
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,450
It's Noel Fielding!
369
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
370
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,210
Hello.
As always, you look amazing.
371
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,930
Hello, Noel.
Pleasure.
372
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,690
As always, Noel,
you never disappoint.
373
00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:26,330
He looks amazing, doesn't he?
374
00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:28,370
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
375
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:30,570
How would you describe
this look? What is this book?
376
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,970
Imagine if Sesame Street
had a new character
377
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,170
that was a sort of
Victorian prostitute.
378
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:39,050
I don't know. You know Katherine
and Ray, don't you? Yes.
379
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,770
Yeah, of course, yeah. Big fan.
380
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,050
I think you're a big fan of Ray
in particular, aren't you?
381
00:17:43,050 --> 00:17:47,490
Yeah, I am, and you know, when
I was growing up, Robin Hood,
382
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:48,970
do remember Robin Hood?
Sure.
383
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,170
The hooded man.
# Robin the hooded man. #
384
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,810
# The hooded man. #
You were Will Scarlet.
385
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,930
I was, yes.
386
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:56,370
Well, I was at the age where we used
to watch that on a Saturday
387
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,690
and then go out and play
Robin Hood. Right.
388
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,770
I was obviously Michael Praed's
character. Obviously.
389
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:05,010
Early hair influence, but, yeah, we
used to sort of pretend to be you,
390
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,090
growing up.
391
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:09,490
I've just been on holiday with
three of the boys from the show,
392
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:12,090
we've known one another 40 years.
Really?
393
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,690
Yeah, Clive Mantle, Jason Connery,
and who's the other one?
394
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:18,170
Oh, yeah, Mark Ryan who plays...
395
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:22,410
It was a very drunken weekend.
Yeah, so, we've all stayed in touch.
396
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:26,650
That's amazing. Wow. And did you get
into the outfits? No, we didn't...
397
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,530
Would have done, but we
couldn't fit into them.
398
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,490
You still got the tights?
No.
399
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:34,610
Have you saved any of your costumes
or stuff from films? Yeah.
400
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:38,570
I mean, I've got the saddle off
Cold Mountain. I have to have...
401
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,490
I can't help it, it's like
being an eastender.
402
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,170
I don't know what it is, but you've
got to nick something, you know?
403
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:46,050
But I also have the guilt where
I have to tell them I've nicked it,
404
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,210
you know what I mean?
405
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,130
Then Stevie Dent let me have the
flags off the battlefield and that,
406
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,330
and I've got
the jewels from Henry VIII.
407
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,650
I've got a little bit of something,
but over the years,
408
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,450
you give them away to people who
raffle them and things like that.
409
00:18:58,450 --> 00:19:01,210
Auctions. But I've kind of kept the
saddle because I love the saddle.
410
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:03,450
If you find those tights
from Robin Hood,
411
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:04,890
I know one little boy...
412
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,410
I will take them.
I'd love to wear them.
413
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,250
You know,
we've been talking about families,
414
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,170
so you're a father now, of course.
415
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,410
Yeah, I've got two little girls.
Two little girls.
416
00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:17,210
How old are they now?
Five and three. Wow.
417
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:20,410
One of them's called Dali,
named after Salvador Dali,
418
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,450
and she's very arty,
and she's like a little...
419
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:27,170
She's like a sort of little flower
child, wears angel wings
420
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,530
and sort of is in
a little fantasy world.
421
00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:32,490
And then the other one is called
Iggy, named after Iggy Pop,
422
00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,410
and she's quite rebellious already.
423
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:35,570
She's like Tank Girl.
424
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,530
She's already smoking,
driving a motorbike.
425
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,130
And she's pretty wild,
so they're very different,
426
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,050
but they get on very well,
so it's nice.
427
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,690
How are you
when you have to be firm?
428
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:52,210
cos I can't imagine you having any
discipline whatsoever in your life.
429
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,770
How dare you!
430
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,410
You know what I mean, I've known you
for a while, and it's like,
431
00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,050
you're not someone I consider
432
00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:01,810
someone who is particularly
interested in rules.
433
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:06,050
No, I literally laugh all the time,
and my partner gets annoyed
434
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,010
cos she's like,
"You've got to back me up,"
435
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,690
but I just find it hilarious.
436
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,170
I mean, they're ridiculous.
437
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,450
It's like an episode of
Itchy And Scratchy.
438
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,970
It's like the Marx Brothers.
439
00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:18,170
You come in, and they're sort of
smearing Vaseline into their hair,
440
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:20,650
they've both got tutus on,
one's hanging off the bunk bed.
441
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,010
It's hilarious.
442
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,970
Have you two worked together?
443
00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:27,170
Cos obviously, you've been on the...
Haven't we?
444
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:30,290
Yeah, we did... I did early
Buzzcocks with you, which was fun.
445
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,850
And we've done loads of comedy...
446
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:34,050
You were in the Bake Off tent,
as well. Bake Off.
447
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,250
We did a show with Jimmy Carr,
didn't we? Yes.
448
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,170
And I think I described us as,
449
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,890
you know those sex cards you get
in phone boxes?
450
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:42,730
Yeah.
Well...
451
00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:47,730
I described us as Katherine is
the girl on the sex card,
452
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,410
and I'm what actually turns up.
453
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,810
Beauty and the beast.
Well, you know what, you were...
454
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:59,010
Now, in the Bake Off tent,
I know you've come up with
455
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,210
quite an odd theory
about the Bake Off tent.
456
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:05,690
Right, so, they don't show
the bees, and bees, of course,
457
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:07,450
love sugar and sweet things,
458
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:10,450
and the Bake Off tent is so
beautiful and iconic and outdoors,
459
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,490
but I felt like it was
an added layer of pressure
460
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:17,450
to make the bakers mess up because
there's always a threat of bees.
461
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,610
Yeah.
462
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,930
Right?
463
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,290
I mean, and you went to the next
level where you accuse them of
464
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:25,930
actually deliberately releasing
bees into the tent.
465
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,130
To undermine your efforts.
466
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:30,330
Well, that's the only reason
why my cherry pie
467
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,010
could have ended up so soggy.
468
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,290
What are you saying,
that we train bees to come in
469
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:37,450
and fuck with you all?
470
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,570
You don't have to train them,
it's their innate nature.
471
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,890
That's the genius of it.
472
00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:43,490
It's Prue that does it.
473
00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:48,370
I'm more of a spider guy,
look at me.
474
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,570
Seriously, though,
do they release bees? We do!
475
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:55,250
We put scorpions
in the cutlery drawer.
476
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,770
You don't... Do you bake?
Do you do any cooking like that?
477
00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,770
Not cakes, no,
I'm not very good at that.
478
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:03,770
My daughter does,
the youngest one, she likes to bake.
479
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,170
But you grow your own food,
don't you? Yeah.
480
00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:08,370
Do you?
Yeah, I do.
481
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,810
It's something about it.
482
00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:12,610
I mean, you can go to a supermarket
if you want to go to supermarkets,
483
00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:15,770
but there's something
about growing your own gear
484
00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:17,970
and eating it, you know? And it's...
485
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,250
LAUGHTER
486
00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:28,530
That was back in the day.
487
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:31,090
Tomatoes, you know?
Yeah.
488
00:22:32,130 --> 00:22:35,530
Having a tomato when it's grown
naturally, you know?
489
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:38,330
Noel, one thing I've got to commend
you on is, Noel is multifaceted.
490
00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:40,530
He's a brilliant comedian,
he's a great writer,
491
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:41,650
he's a great actor, as well.
492
00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:43,930
Very funny actor,
but also a brilliant painter.
493
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,530
Oh, thank you.
I love your work.
494
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,730
Hold on, is that you
or Claudia Winkleman?
495
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,330
That's the advert for Traitors.
496
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:56,170
You know, with Claudia,
sometimes she comes on telly,
497
00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:59,930
and if she's on just fleetingly
for a second, I go to my partner,
498
00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:01,930
I don't remember filming that show.
499
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:07,010
But here's the exciting thing,
Noel's just about to bring out
500
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,650
a brand-new series which I've seen
half of, and it's amazing.
501
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:13,530
It's brilliant, it's so funny,
and it's so Noel,
502
00:23:13,530 --> 00:23:15,490
but it's also glossy and modern
and all that.
503
00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:18,490
It's called The Completely Made Up
Adventures Of Dick Turpin.
504
00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:23,810
It launches Friday on Apple TV+.
505
00:23:23,810 --> 00:23:26,050
Love to see your career boom,
but I'm amazed, though,
506
00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:28,370
cos you're playing, of course,
Dick Turpin. Yeah.
507
00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:30,730
Or a version of Dick Turpin.
Yeah. Your version.
508
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:33,290
You've never played
a highway man, have you?
509
00:23:33,290 --> 00:23:35,730
Only in real life.
510
00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:38,410
No, no, I don't think
I ever played pirates, like...
511
00:23:38,410 --> 00:23:40,850
Exactly, you're sort of, like,
right for that kind of role.
512
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:43,330
We had some great people,
but you'd have been perfect, yeah.
513
00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,810
Yeah, a bit rough and ready.
A bit rough and ready. Arr! Arr!
514
00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:47,210
LAUGHTER
OK.
515
00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:49,410
If you're doing that,
you're not gonna get the part.
516
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,090
No, it's a comedy.
Oh, I see.
517
00:23:51,090 --> 00:23:52,970
Yes, it's funny, innit?
Yeah, it's a comedy.
518
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:54,850
Arr!
519
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,290
And I can't do period stuff.
520
00:23:56,290 --> 00:23:58,850
I've kind of dated myself
with the breast implants and Botox.
521
00:23:58,850 --> 00:24:01,290
LAUGHTER
Well, when you see his show,
522
00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:02,850
it's a very different take on it.
Yeah.
523
00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,330
But I'm imagining part of the reason
you wanted to do it,
524
00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:07,530
cos as soon as I saw you on screen
as Dick Turpin,
525
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,330
I thought, "Of course this is Noel,
they're the sort of clothes
526
00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:12,490
"you would wear every day anyway."
527
00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:14,450
They were my own clothes, basically.
Yeah, yeah.
528
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:17,090
OK, let's have a look.
This is, as I said,
529
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:20,850
it's The Completely Made-Up
Adventures of Dick Turpin,
530
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:23,610
created by and starring
Noel Fielding. Look at this.
531
00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:26,410
There's only one man
brainless enough
532
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:28,170
to steal from the Syndicate.
533
00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:30,090
SHE GIGGLES
534
00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:32,290
Thank you, Dick.
Don't know what we'd do without you.
535
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:35,530
BOTH SCREAM
536
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:38,730
CLICKS,
HE SCREAMS
537
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,250
I'm gonna be famous.
538
00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:46,090
Dick Turpin!
Dick Turpin.
539
00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:48,010
Dick Turpin.
Dick Turpin.
540
00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:49,250
Dick Turpin.
541
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:53,210
I want this Dick in my hands
as soon as possible.
542
00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:54,290
That sounds weird.
543
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:56,210
Yeah, that did sound
a bit weird, sorry.
544
00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:02,690
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
545
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:06,850
You're working there
with Hugh Bonneville.
546
00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,050
That's great, to have
Hugh Bonneville in that role,
547
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,610
cos he's very funny in it as well.
548
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:13,730
He's a really good comic actor,
you know. And I said to him,
549
00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:16,770
I said at the end, "I don't want
to sort of get all gushy,
550
00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:19,210
"but I really learnt quite a lot,
working with you."
551
00:25:19,210 --> 00:25:21,170
And...
And we were chatting, and I said,
552
00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:23,370
you know,
"Did you enjoy working with me?"
553
00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:25,410
He said, "It was a bit like
working with Paddington."
554
00:25:25,410 --> 00:25:28,810
LAUGHTER
555
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,690
But you... I mean, you kind of,
you can see that there is
556
00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:34,970
an uneasy friendship grows
between the two of you.
557
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,810
We've got quite a good double act,
weirdly.
558
00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:38,050
You've got a good chemistry.
559
00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:40,570
And we were handcuffed together,
which was quite exciting.
560
00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:43,210
Yes. And then there's a scene where,
I don't know if this was CGI,
561
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,410
where you are chasing,
then you jump off a bridge.
562
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,690
Well, I wish it was CGI.
It was really high up.
563
00:25:47,690 --> 00:25:50,330
Like, 60 foot high, and they didn't
really tell us, and they said,
564
00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:52,530
"You're gonna jump.
You'll be on wire, it's fine."
565
00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:54,330
And I got up there
and my knees were knocking.
566
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:56,330
It was like
a sort of Pink Panther cartoon,
567
00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:59,490
my knees were literally knocking,
and I thought, "I can't pretend...
568
00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,050
"I can't let anyone see I'm scared,
569
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,850
"cos Hugh's gonna
have done this loads,
570
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:04,530
"and, you know,
he's a man of action."
571
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,890
And I looked over at him and said,
"Are you scared?"
572
00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:09,770
He went,
"I'm fucking shitting myself!"
573
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:11,290
LAUGHTER
574
00:26:11,290 --> 00:26:13,570
Did you get to keep
any of the clothes? I kept them all.
575
00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:16,530
Yeah, absolutely, I've got a costume
on underneath this outfit.
576
00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:17,570
LAUGHTER
577
00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,170
Do you ever keep...
Like, you always look so glamorous.
578
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:22,210
I know.
But do you...
579
00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:25,010
LAUGHTER
Oh, are you talking to Katherine?
580
00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:26,770
Sorry.
581
00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:29,250
Although, it works.
But is this sort of stage-wear?
582
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:32,250
Yeah. Cos I notice in the show
that often, you are regularly
583
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:35,090
just slopping around in a tracksuit,
like most of us are.
584
00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:39,170
Yeah, the real me, at home, I think
I dress like an elderly rapper.
585
00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,330
LAUGHTER
586
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,130
Just a lot of elevated tracksuits.
587
00:26:42,130 --> 00:26:46,570
But I tried to get glam for today,
and I went to the nail salon,
588
00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:49,250
where I haven't been for so long
because I always have the babies.
589
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:52,250
I thought, "You know, I'll go into
Central London, to a nail salon."
590
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,650
We live a bit suburbs now.
591
00:26:53,650 --> 00:26:55,570
"And I'll wear
a black little day dress,
592
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,050
"the weather is getting nice."
593
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,290
And I was so excited.
I put on some stockings.
594
00:26:59,290 --> 00:27:00,930
And when I arrived,
595
00:27:00,930 --> 00:27:04,290
I realised that to have a pedicure,
you have to stand,
596
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,490
you have to go up some steps
and sit high in a chair,
597
00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:09,290
and I would have to
take my stockings off,
598
00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:12,210
and I'd forgotten to wear underwear,
and I didn't want to do that.
599
00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:14,410
I just left the house,
I was so excited, Jonathan,
600
00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:15,410
I was in such a hurry.
601
00:27:15,410 --> 00:27:18,290
And so I said to the ladies,
"Oh, no, I can't have a pedicure."
602
00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:20,810
But they're actually quite pushy
once you get in there.
603
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:23,450
Don't worry, I won't do the accent.
And they were like...
604
00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:25,770
LAUGHTER
605
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,050
All right, I'll try the accent.
606
00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,010
POSH ACCENT:
"Come on, up on the stairs."
607
00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:32,210
They're British.
Very good.
608
00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:34,850
LAUGHTER
"Up you get."
609
00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,130
I said, "No, I can't have
a pedicure today,"
610
00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:39,930
and they were like,
"You're already here, have one,
611
00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:41,930
"go on, just
take your stockings off."
612
00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:44,370
So I tried to pretend
like I was wearing underwear,
613
00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,330
and it was the most stressful moment
of my life.
614
00:27:46,330 --> 00:27:49,170
Like, I had my knees together,
I was wearing a short black dress,
615
00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,210
and I was holding it together,
I got to the top...
616
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:53,490
And the whole pedicure,
which takes, like, 40 minutes,
617
00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:55,690
I was just
squeezing my legs together.
618
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,330
And they are manipulating
my foot around and doing all this,
619
00:27:58,330 --> 00:28:00,330
and I was just like,
"I've just had two children,
620
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,370
"you really don't want..."
And then...
621
00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:05,010
And then I made it through
the whole pedicure,
622
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:08,290
and I was so proud of myself, but it
wasn't a relaxing pedicure at all.
623
00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:10,690
And then at the very end,
I was coming down off the steps,
624
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:15,490
I slept on the oil on my feet,
I was, like, spread like this.
625
00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:18,490
Down the steps.
LAUGHTER
626
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,730
Down the steps, Jonathan.
Amazing.
627
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,370
After all that.
628
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:26,090
I landed with my elbow
in the bowl of water.
629
00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:29,330
Wow.
And everyone saw the full vag.
630
00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:31,930
LAUGHTER
Anyway...
631
00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:34,130
We're gonna take a break,
but don't go anywhere,
632
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,930
because up next, we'll be joined by
the brilliantly funny Eddie Kadi.
633
00:28:36,930 --> 00:28:40,170
See you after the break.
APPLAUSE
634
00:28:44,611 --> 00:28:47,011
APPLAUSE
635
00:28:49,051 --> 00:28:52,331
Welcome back to the show.
Let's get my next guest out.
636
00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,531
He's huge
on the British comedy scene,
637
00:28:54,531 --> 00:28:56,331
and recently
got the seal of approval
638
00:28:56,331 --> 00:28:59,731
by showing us his moves on Strictly.
It's Eddie Kadi.
639
00:28:59,731 --> 00:29:01,571
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
640
00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,971
Hey, Eddie. Thanks for being here.
Good to see you.
641
00:29:09,971 --> 00:29:13,131
Oh, yeah, let's do that.
Boof.
642
00:29:13,131 --> 00:29:15,411
There you go, we've got a handshake.
643
00:29:15,411 --> 00:29:17,131
ALL GREET
EACH OTHER
644
00:29:17,131 --> 00:29:18,651
Come on in, Eddie.
645
00:29:18,651 --> 00:29:20,971
Great to have you here.
Thank you for coming on the show,
646
00:29:20,971 --> 00:29:22,731
I'm a big fan.
Thank you for having me.
647
00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:24,971
We've been talking about family
a little bit here,
648
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,531
everyone here has children.
You have, is it one child?
649
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:29,171
Yeah, one child.
A daughter, I believe?
650
00:29:29,171 --> 00:29:30,851
A daughter.
How old is she?
651
00:29:30,851 --> 00:29:32,811
She's six years old,
seven this year. And...
652
00:29:32,811 --> 00:29:34,771
She thinks she's 16.
What kind of dad are you?
653
00:29:34,771 --> 00:29:36,971
What sort of relationship
do you have?
654
00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:39,011
Do you know what,
I speak to her as if she was 16.
655
00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:43,771
I'm one of those fathers, I don't do
the, "Ooh, my cute baby." No.
656
00:29:43,771 --> 00:29:46,331
We have conversations, you know.
She'll ask me stuff.
657
00:29:46,331 --> 00:29:47,531
One time, she said to me,
658
00:29:47,531 --> 00:29:50,011
"Daddy, you know,
my friends think you're funny,
659
00:29:50,011 --> 00:29:51,331
"but you're not really funny."
660
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,531
And I say to her,
"I get paid for being funny,
661
00:29:53,531 --> 00:29:55,731
"that's why you eat
these expensive yoghurts."
662
00:29:55,731 --> 00:29:57,451
LAUGHTER
663
00:29:57,451 --> 00:30:00,971
"Cos you're broke, so Daddy has to
make the money." You know?
664
00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:03,131
You were in Strictly last year.
665
00:30:03,131 --> 00:30:05,651
Yeah. Everyone saw you in Strictly.
It must be a fun experience.
666
00:30:05,651 --> 00:30:08,291
I know it's quite arduous as well,
it's quite draining. Yeah.
667
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:10,491
I think fourth, you went out?
Fifth week.
668
00:30:10,491 --> 00:30:12,331
Come on, Jonathan, give me a break.
669
00:30:12,331 --> 00:30:13,931
NOEL: Too early!
Thank you, thank you.
670
00:30:13,931 --> 00:30:15,531
Too early.
Fifth week.
671
00:30:15,531 --> 00:30:18,251
How did you find the... How did you
find the training for Strictly?
672
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,651
Was it easier than you thought,
harder than you thought?
673
00:30:20,651 --> 00:30:23,811
Strictly was the best thing and
the hardest thing I've ever done.
674
00:30:23,811 --> 00:30:25,731
You know, cos I think
I'm a bit of a dancer,
675
00:30:25,731 --> 00:30:28,851
but the thing is, I'm African,
we dance with our shoulders.
676
00:30:28,851 --> 00:30:31,091
African people, right,
we dance as if...
677
00:30:31,091 --> 00:30:33,571
Have you ever been in a club,
Ray, right?
678
00:30:33,571 --> 00:30:36,811
Yeah, I've been in several, yeah.
Yeah, if you've ever been in a club,
679
00:30:36,811 --> 00:30:39,011
and you're dancing, right,
but at the same time,
680
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:42,211
you're looking for someone that owes
you money or one of your weird exes.
681
00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:43,891
HE CHUCKLES
So we sort of go...
682
00:30:45,091 --> 00:30:47,851
LAUGHTER
683
00:30:47,851 --> 00:30:49,611
That's how we dance, shoulders up.
684
00:30:49,611 --> 00:30:51,891
But Strictly tells you
the other way.
685
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:54,651
So when you're doing
ballroom dancing, Strictly tells you
686
00:30:54,651 --> 00:30:56,251
you've got to
mind your own business,
687
00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:59,371
you've got to be like a tourist
crossing Westminster Bridge, just...
688
00:30:59,371 --> 00:31:02,051
LAUGHTER
689
00:31:02,051 --> 00:31:03,771
But you're a fit-looking man.
690
00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:06,131
Presumably, it wasn't a test for you
physically, was it?
691
00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,451
Yes, it was.
Really?
692
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,851
After a week, I just felt
everything fall apart.
693
00:31:09,851 --> 00:31:12,331
I didn't even know that my pancreas
could start hurting.
694
00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:13,651
LAUGHTER
695
00:31:13,651 --> 00:31:15,611
It was just crazy.
696
00:31:15,611 --> 00:31:18,451
Presumably, you got
a lot of new fans from Strictly
697
00:31:18,451 --> 00:31:20,651
who might not have seen
your comedy before. Yeah.
698
00:31:20,651 --> 00:31:22,891
Might not have seen you before.
Did you feel that impact?
699
00:31:22,891 --> 00:31:24,531
Did people come up to you
in the street?
700
00:31:24,531 --> 00:31:25,931
Did you feel a new crowd coming?
701
00:31:25,931 --> 00:31:27,371
Television is a beautiful thing.
702
00:31:27,371 --> 00:31:29,411
When you're growing up,
you have all these people
703
00:31:29,411 --> 00:31:31,891
that you admire, and you go,
"One day, I'd love to meet them."
704
00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,091
And then you get to a stage
where, you know,
705
00:31:34,091 --> 00:31:36,011
you get that chance
and people want to meet you.
706
00:31:36,011 --> 00:31:37,331
Strictly did that for me, right.
707
00:31:37,331 --> 00:31:39,131
After a while,
so many people coming up to me,
708
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,571
"I loved you, you were amazing."
709
00:31:40,571 --> 00:31:42,571
I started getting recognised
by everybody.
710
00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:45,611
Then they realised I weren't
Ainsley Harriet, and so...
711
00:31:45,611 --> 00:31:48,051
LAUGHTER
712
00:31:48,051 --> 00:31:50,411
That was a bit of an issue,
but you know.
713
00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,091
What are you like, hey?
714
00:31:52,091 --> 00:31:55,291
I've got Ainsley Harriet,
Claudia Winkleman...
715
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:56,331
LAUGHTER
716
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:59,411
Do you ever get mistaken
for anybody else, Katherine? I do.
717
00:31:59,411 --> 00:32:03,011
And it's an American reference, but
you'll know Amy's Baking Company,
718
00:32:03,011 --> 00:32:04,411
from Kitchen Nightmares.
719
00:32:04,411 --> 00:32:07,691
I can kind of see it.
Yeah, I get it a lot.
720
00:32:07,691 --> 00:32:11,051
You are distinctly Ray Winstone, has
anyone mistook you for anyone else?
721
00:32:11,051 --> 00:32:13,971
Yeah, Brad Pitt.
LAUGHTER
722
00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:15,811
Do you know what...
723
00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:18,131
APPLAUSE
724
00:32:18,131 --> 00:32:20,931
..I see it, I see it.
725
00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:23,171
It's there, it's there.
726
00:32:23,171 --> 00:32:25,451
Kids always think I'm Snape.
727
00:32:25,451 --> 00:32:27,651
LAUGHTER
728
00:32:27,651 --> 00:32:29,371
Your own kids included.
729
00:32:29,371 --> 00:32:31,051
I just go with it.
I haven't got the heart.
730
00:32:31,051 --> 00:32:33,251
I was gonna say,
I feel like I've been reunited
731
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,531
with my Congolese cousin.
732
00:32:34,531 --> 00:32:38,611
This is how Congolese people dress
every single... We love colours,
733
00:32:38,611 --> 00:32:40,891
we love fur coats during the summer.
734
00:32:40,891 --> 00:32:43,971
We'd rather die looking this good.
735
00:32:43,971 --> 00:32:45,571
I love it.
736
00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:47,531
You came to the UK
when you were eight?
737
00:32:47,531 --> 00:32:48,891
Yeah, when I was eight years old.
738
00:32:48,891 --> 00:32:51,091
Did you speak any English
before you came? Yeah.
739
00:32:51,091 --> 00:32:52,251
Two words.
740
00:32:52,251 --> 00:32:55,011
"Yes. Fine."
Wow.
741
00:32:55,011 --> 00:32:57,611
It worked for a while. That must
have been quite an experience.
742
00:32:57,611 --> 00:33:00,571
Yeah. To come from the Congo,
and you came to Fulham, I think?
743
00:33:00,571 --> 00:33:03,771
So, we moved to South London first
for a bit, and then God said,
744
00:33:03,771 --> 00:33:06,971
"No, not for you. West London."
So, ended up in Fulham.
745
00:33:06,971 --> 00:33:08,691
But the "yes" and "fine"
746
00:33:08,691 --> 00:33:10,211
got me to some spaces.
747
00:33:10,211 --> 00:33:11,691
You know, going to the barber's,
748
00:33:11,691 --> 00:33:13,171
asking me what haircut...
749
00:33:13,171 --> 00:33:15,651
I remember the first barber
that I came across,
750
00:33:15,651 --> 00:33:17,691
he was Caribbean,
and I love my Caribbean people,
751
00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:19,211
but I couldn't understand a word.
752
00:33:19,211 --> 00:33:21,651
I can't understand straight English,
let alone... Yeah.
753
00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:24,171
I remember him saying to me...
HE GARBLES
754
00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,571
LAUGHTER
755
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:29,811
I was under pressure, Jonathan.
I said, "Yes, fine."
756
00:33:29,811 --> 00:33:31,051
LAUGHTER
757
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,971
The haircut I got,
my mum wanted a refund.
758
00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:36,611
He came home with that haircut,
he was eight.
759
00:33:36,611 --> 00:33:39,011
Ever since then, since then,
I'm allergic to haircuts,
760
00:33:39,011 --> 00:33:41,491
as you can see. But I can imagine
it must have been difficult.
761
00:33:41,491 --> 00:33:43,011
When you first came over
from Canada,
762
00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:45,211
did you struggle at all
with the English idiom?
763
00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:47,651
I dated a lot of ice hockey players,
764
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:49,851
and they have a language
of their own.
765
00:33:49,851 --> 00:33:51,331
LAUGHTER
766
00:33:51,331 --> 00:33:55,371
So I was known as a puck bunny,
growing up. A puck bunny.
767
00:33:55,371 --> 00:33:58,411
Which is like a WAG, but for hockey.
768
00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:01,331
And they talk all about, like,
your "flow" is your hair,
769
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,131
your "lettuce" is hair.
770
00:34:03,131 --> 00:34:05,891
Noel, you would be known
for having quite great flow.
771
00:34:05,891 --> 00:34:09,491
A "grocery stick" is
a type of player who is not good.
772
00:34:09,491 --> 00:34:11,891
A "bender" is a player
who is not good
773
00:34:11,891 --> 00:34:14,451
because their ankles bend in
in their skates.
774
00:34:14,451 --> 00:34:15,811
And they'd just be like...
775
00:34:15,811 --> 00:34:18,051
LACONICALLY: "..hockey hosers,
they talk like this.
776
00:34:18,051 --> 00:34:19,731
"I'll have a two-four
on the weekend."
777
00:34:19,731 --> 00:34:23,131
They were not bright, but dead sexy.
778
00:34:23,131 --> 00:34:24,771
When you went to America to work,
779
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,811
did people struggle
to understand you?
780
00:34:26,811 --> 00:34:27,971
Absolutely, yeah.
781
00:34:27,971 --> 00:34:32,211
But it's fine.
The day I left the set on Departed,
782
00:34:32,211 --> 00:34:34,891
and I said, "Ta-ra," to Marty,
who was standing there,
783
00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:38,251
"Bye, Marty, I'm off." He said,
"Ray, you're going just when
784
00:34:38,251 --> 00:34:41,451
"I started to understand
what you was talking about."
785
00:34:41,451 --> 00:34:44,331
I have Irish parents,
so I always understood the accent.
786
00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:46,851
As soon as I came here,
I understood every regional accent,
787
00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,331
I was fine. But my husband came over
and didn't understand
788
00:34:49,331 --> 00:34:52,131
what anybody was saying ever.
And he...
789
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:54,091
I'd take him on tour with me,
and he'd be like,
790
00:34:54,091 --> 00:34:55,931
"Wow, what country is he from?"
791
00:34:55,931 --> 00:34:58,171
I'd be like,
"Leeds. What is wrong with you?"
792
00:34:58,171 --> 00:34:59,611
LAUGHTER
793
00:34:59,611 --> 00:35:01,811
And he still
can't even say his own name.
794
00:35:01,811 --> 00:35:04,891
He introduces himself, he goes,
"Hello, my name is Bobby."
795
00:35:04,891 --> 00:35:07,651
And everyone calls him Barbie
since the movie.
796
00:35:07,651 --> 00:35:09,291
LAUGHTER
797
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:11,011
I remember the first time
I was in New York
798
00:35:11,011 --> 00:35:13,211
and I was doing some shopping,
I got to the cashier,
799
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:14,731
and I was just asking
her certain things
800
00:35:14,731 --> 00:35:15,811
and she kept saying to me,
801
00:35:15,811 --> 00:35:17,371
"Oh, my God,
can you say that again?"
802
00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:18,891
I thought she couldn't understand
803
00:35:18,891 --> 00:35:20,651
what I was saying,
so I repeated myself.
804
00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:22,891
"Oh, my God,
you got to say it again."
805
00:35:22,891 --> 00:35:25,731
And she went and called, like,
three of her friends,
806
00:35:25,731 --> 00:35:28,171
they've turned up, she's gone,
"You've got to hear this."
807
00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:29,411
And I said it again, she goes,
808
00:35:29,411 --> 00:35:31,451
"Oh, my God, you sound like
a Black Harry Potter."
809
00:35:31,451 --> 00:35:33,931
LAUGHTER
810
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:36,411
Do you know what annoyed me?
811
00:35:36,411 --> 00:35:39,771
Of all the Brits!
There's Idris Elba, David Beckham.
812
00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,131
Yeah.
Jonathan Ross!
813
00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:42,611
Harry Potter.
814
00:35:42,611 --> 00:35:44,891
LAUGHTER
815
00:35:44,891 --> 00:35:46,691
OK, Eddie, tell me,
you're a very funny man,
816
00:35:46,691 --> 00:35:48,971
we've seen that tonight
and people have seen it before,
817
00:35:48,971 --> 00:35:50,731
but you've got a big comedy gala
coming up.
818
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:52,131
Yeah.
So when's that happening?
819
00:35:52,131 --> 00:35:55,091
13th March at the Hackney Empire
in East London,
820
00:35:55,091 --> 00:35:57,051
one of my favourite venues
in the whole world.
821
00:35:57,051 --> 00:36:00,211
You know, so I'm a part
of BBC Radio 1Xtra,
822
00:36:00,211 --> 00:36:01,931
and it's their first comedy gala,
823
00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:04,931
with some of my favourite comedians,
but just friends, you know.
824
00:36:04,931 --> 00:36:09,171
Babatunde, our mutual friend,
you know, absolutely phenomenal.
825
00:36:09,171 --> 00:36:10,211
He's had a great year.
826
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,731
But there's some people that
I've grown up on the scene with.
827
00:36:12,731 --> 00:36:14,491
You know, for me,
it's all about legacy,
828
00:36:14,491 --> 00:36:16,811
celebrating especially
the Black comedy circuit,
829
00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:19,731
which I came off the back of.
And so many comedians
830
00:36:19,731 --> 00:36:22,131
who have kind of, you know,
done their thing on that level,
831
00:36:22,131 --> 00:36:24,371
and now are being seen,
the Mo Gilligans of this world.
832
00:36:24,371 --> 00:36:26,571
So to have people like Kane Brown,
you know,
833
00:36:26,571 --> 00:36:29,531
Slim on that as well, Thanyia Moore,
then you've got the youngers.
834
00:36:29,531 --> 00:36:32,011
What's really amazing
is the fact that we are able
835
00:36:32,011 --> 00:36:35,331
to continue this legacy,
and the next generation can come in,
836
00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:37,131
the Ola Labibs of this world.
837
00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:38,371
Then being able to go,
838
00:36:38,371 --> 00:36:40,051
"You know what,
anything is possible."
839
00:36:40,051 --> 00:36:41,851
Do you know what I mean,
to get to this level.
840
00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,051
It doesn't stop with me.
Anyone that says you can't
841
00:36:44,051 --> 00:36:46,251
get to a certain level,
there is an opportunity,
842
00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:48,451
those who have done it before.
That's what it's about.
843
00:36:48,451 --> 00:36:50,011
It's gonna be amazing.
Opening the door.
844
00:36:50,011 --> 00:36:51,051
Come on, man.
845
00:36:51,051 --> 00:36:54,011
Erm... What's a night...
On sort of a Black comedy night,
846
00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:56,331
cos that's a Black line-up,
and I guess you're doing
847
00:36:56,331 --> 00:36:59,011
kind of material which, as you said,
is a Black comedy circuit,
848
00:36:59,011 --> 00:37:01,251
how does that differ
from the other comedy circuit?
849
00:37:01,251 --> 00:37:02,771
It doesn't, I'll be honest with you.
850
00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:05,331
But at the same time, also,
there are cultural differences.
851
00:37:05,331 --> 00:37:07,531
If you go to see an Irish comedian,
he's going to talk
852
00:37:07,531 --> 00:37:08,971
about growing up in Ireland.
Yeah.
853
00:37:08,971 --> 00:37:11,891
But then, there you've got a mixture
of Caribbeans and Africans,
854
00:37:11,891 --> 00:37:14,611
and as an African myself,
we often try to look at the nuances.
855
00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:17,731
We're talking about accents here,
and when I was growing up, you know,
856
00:37:17,731 --> 00:37:19,731
a lot of people
couldn't tell the difference
857
00:37:19,731 --> 00:37:21,131
between different Africans.
858
00:37:21,131 --> 00:37:22,931
A friend of mine came to me
when I was younger,
859
00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:24,291
said, "You're African, right?"
860
00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:26,851
POSHER ACCENT: He was British,
so sort of speaks like this.
861
00:37:26,851 --> 00:37:28,731
He said,
"Ed, you're African, right?"
862
00:37:28,731 --> 00:37:31,131
I said, "I'm African."
He goes, "Can you speak African?"
863
00:37:31,131 --> 00:37:34,251
I said, "Africa's not a country,
it's a continent."
864
00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,291
"Well, I don't know!"
865
00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,491
And I had to explain to him
the difference between,
866
00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,171
for example,
a Ghanaian and Nigerian.
867
00:37:39,171 --> 00:37:41,611
Ghanaian people, when they speak,
they sort of speak
868
00:37:41,611 --> 00:37:44,011
like they are having an a cappella,
it's like they sing.
869
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,331
MELODICALLY: "Hel-lo Ray Win-stone.
870
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:50,611
"Hey, look at this
tan-ta-lising coat, yes.
871
00:37:50,611 --> 00:37:52,331
"I really like it, I really..."
872
00:37:52,331 --> 00:37:54,371
Nigerians...
I don't want to get in trouble,
873
00:37:54,371 --> 00:37:57,171
cos I've got some Nigerian...
I'm gonna be a bit more diplomatic.
874
00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:58,411
Nigerians use...
875
00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:01,531
They speak like they're speaking
in capital letters. Yeah.
876
00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:03,811
Nigerians will be nice to you,
but you will feel like...
877
00:38:03,811 --> 00:38:07,011
FORCEFULLY:
"Look at you, you look wonderful!"
878
00:38:07,011 --> 00:38:09,211
And the thing is,
if you put it on mute,
879
00:38:09,211 --> 00:38:11,051
it looks like we're fighting.
880
00:38:11,051 --> 00:38:14,451
LAUGHTER
881
00:38:14,451 --> 00:38:17,611
So, it's just about
those conversations.
882
00:38:17,611 --> 00:38:20,051
And I think Britain
is the melting pot of the world,
883
00:38:20,051 --> 00:38:22,051
and sometimes,
you want to go to different rooms
884
00:38:22,051 --> 00:38:24,051
to learn about
your next-door neighbours, man,
885
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:26,651
and that's an opportunity.
But I'm from South London as well,
886
00:38:26,651 --> 00:38:29,851
and I remember the first posh party
that I ever went to,
887
00:38:29,851 --> 00:38:33,291
and a guy, I thought he was saying
"ears" all the time. Right.
888
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:36,011
"Ears. Ears." He was saying, "Yes."
889
00:38:36,011 --> 00:38:37,771
LAUGHTER
890
00:38:37,771 --> 00:38:40,171
"Why does he keep saying ears?"
891
00:38:40,171 --> 00:38:42,371
I can imagine you
doing this the whole night.
892
00:38:42,371 --> 00:38:45,611
I was like,
"Why is he talking about my ears?"
893
00:38:45,611 --> 00:38:47,211
"Ears."
894
00:38:47,211 --> 00:38:50,651
LAUGHTER
895
00:38:50,651 --> 00:38:52,211
We have exciting news.
896
00:38:52,211 --> 00:38:53,531
You're going back on tour.
Yes!
897
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:56,731
I'm going back on tour,
because I'm not pregnant this year.
898
00:38:56,731 --> 00:38:58,291
LAUGHTER
899
00:38:58,291 --> 00:39:02,531
I'm gonna do UK and European,
and some America tour,
900
00:39:02,531 --> 00:39:05,091
and the tickets go on sale
Friday March 1st.
901
00:39:05,091 --> 00:39:08,171
And so I'm really excited
to be away from my family.
902
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:11,091
There they are,
Katherine Ryan, UK tour.
903
00:39:11,091 --> 00:39:13,891
You know what's cool
about that poster, right... What?
904
00:39:13,891 --> 00:39:16,371
..it's just got your name on it
and the picture of you.
905
00:39:16,371 --> 00:39:18,811
It's like...
you don't need anything else.
906
00:39:18,811 --> 00:39:21,011
It's like, "I'll be there."
"Bang, have that."
907
00:39:21,011 --> 00:39:23,211
OK. We're gonna take a break,
but don't go away,
908
00:39:23,211 --> 00:39:24,811
because in a few moments, hopefully,
909
00:39:24,811 --> 00:39:27,051
Eddie is going to try and teach us
something special,
910
00:39:27,051 --> 00:39:29,571
and The Vaccines will be performing
live here in the studio
911
00:39:29,571 --> 00:39:32,051
at the end of the show.
See you after the break.
912
00:39:32,051 --> 00:39:33,811
APPLAUSE
913
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,180
Welcome back to the show, everyone.
914
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,380
We've got The Vaccines
performing live in a few minutes.
915
00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,220
But first,
all my guests are still here.
916
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,180
Let's go to you, Katherine,
because apparently,
917
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:54,780
you spent Valentine's Day
with royalty? I did.
918
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:57,140
Who were you with
from the royal family?
919
00:39:57,140 --> 00:40:00,740
I was with Queen Camilla
on Valentine's Day. Wow.
920
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:03,620
And I know that you're supposed
to bow or curtsey,
921
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:06,940
but in the moment, I got it wrong,
and it was Valentine's,
922
00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:10,460
and I bowed, like, the grandest bow
when I met her,
923
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:12,780
I sort of did
almost a ballet-like sidestep,
924
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,980
step to the back,
and then all the way down.
925
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,180
LAUGHTER
926
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:19,660
That is, I mean...
Did you have pants on this time?
927
00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,860
LAUGHTER
928
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:23,420
Noel, have you met the royal family?
929
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,740
You must be a weird animal to them,
I would have thought.
930
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:26,980
LAUGHTER
931
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:29,540
Don't say that,
I'll be on a plaque on their wall.
932
00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:35,180
LAUGHTER
933
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:40,060
You'll be served at Sandringham
with an orange in your mouth.
934
00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,860
Eddie, you met any of the royals?
No, no.
935
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,100
I'm just happy they let me
in the country, to be honest.
936
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:49,140
LAUGHTER
937
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,620
OK.
938
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,100
Ray, let's go back to you,
939
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,620
because Ray has an exciting
new TV show coming out,
940
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,260
and I'm genuinely excited
about this,
941
00:40:58,260 --> 00:40:59,900
cos I love the movie
it's based on. Yeah.
942
00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,380
Same team behind it, Guy Ritchie
is producing, I believe.
943
00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:04,300
Absolutely, yeah.
It's called The Gentlemen.
944
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:07,540
What can you tell us about this?
I was gonna work for Guy years ago.
945
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:10,700
I was gonna do
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,
946
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:14,940
then it got put on hold
and me and Guy fell out,
947
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:17,140
you know, as you do
when you're younger.
948
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:21,660
We had a few words, you know,
and I went on my way,
949
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:23,860
and we fell out again.
950
00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:27,900
And then, over the years,
people said, "You know..."
951
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:30,340
And I love his films, I mean,
watching his films,
952
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:33,700
you know a Guy Ritchie film,
you're entertained by it, you know.
953
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,860
So, he's a good film-maker,
blinding film-maker, actually.
954
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:40,180
And we finally got together,
when this offer come up,
955
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:44,700
I went, "Yeah, you know,
I'm a grown-up now. Come on."
956
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,620
Bury the hatchet, as they say.
957
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:51,740
LAUGHTER
And so, we met, and you know,
958
00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:54,580
he said, "Are we all right now?"
And I said, "Yes, we are."
959
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,460
And we had a little cuddle.
960
00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:59,100
And I've got to tell you,
it was the best thing,
961
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,620
because I really enjoyed the job,
you know.
962
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,860
He directed the first one, you know.
963
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:07,300
And this wonderful picnic we had
in the garden.
964
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:10,180
I think you've had a little taste
of his barbecue. No.
965
00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,580
I was... I noticed... I'm gonna
show you a quick clip of it,
966
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,780
but I noticed that
where you're filming it,
967
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:17,260
there's a kind of
lavish barbecue outside. Yeah.
968
00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:18,940
And in the first film,
The Gentlemen,
969
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:20,340
there's a really beautiful scene
970
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:22,580
around a really expensive-looking
barbecue outside,
971
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:23,820
and the Hugh Grant character,
972
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:25,500
he was in the first one,
"Nice barbecue."
973
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,380
And the American guy goes,
"Thank you." Yeah.
974
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:29,100
And then I noticed
in the Beckham thing -
975
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,060
Guy Ritchie are Beckham are close -
Beckham is showing off his barbecue.
976
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:34,380
So I looked online,
guess who makes the barbecue?
977
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:37,260
Guy Ritchie.
Guy Ritchie, right. That is true.
978
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,460
Using his films
to promote his barbecue!
979
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:41,420
I bet he gave David a barbecue.
980
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,220
I bet he gave David one.
Did he give you one?
981
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:46,620
No. I bet Hugh Grant has.
Have you had one yet from him?
982
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:48,180
No!
983
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:50,460
EDDIE: I need to get in this film.
It's a liberty, innit?
984
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:52,340
LAUGHTER
985
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:54,540
This is a clip from
the new Guy Ritchie production,
986
00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:57,020
it's called The Gentlemen,
it's on Netflix from 7th March,
987
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,140
starring Ray Winstone.
988
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,500
No-one walks away, and it's down
to you to keep him under manners.
989
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:13,660
Ah!
These are serious people.
990
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:17,100
HE CLUCKS
They appear to be house-trained.
991
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,980
Don't be deceived by the facade.
992
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:24,780
In order to stop ourselves
being associated with criminals...
993
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,780
Go on!
994
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:30,580
..we are going to become...
criminals?
995
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,820
We're not criminals, Freddie.
996
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:35,300
APPLAUSE
997
00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:38,340
Eddie...
My guy.
998
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:40,340
So, before the show, we were outside
999
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:43,300
and you were showing me
a way to walk like the Sapeurs.
1000
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,940
Yes, the Sapeurs
the gentlemens of Congo.
1001
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:48,260
The Congo gentlemen
who are amazingly well-dressed,
1002
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:50,100
very stylish,
and we were doing the stagger.
1003
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:53,180
You have the rhythm and the moves.
I wonder whether you could teach us,
1004
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,940
either a bit of dance,
from Strictly if you want,
1005
00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:58,980
or kind of Congolese moves.
What are you...?
1006
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:02,060
I think we should take it to
Strictly Come Congo, to be fair.
1007
00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:04,420
Strictly Congo Dancing.
Yeah.
1008
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:06,940
So, here's the thing, right,
as I said before, guys,
1009
00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:10,660
you've got to dance like
you're looking for that weird ex.
1010
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:11,900
You've got to look paranoid.
1011
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,540
But with Congo,
it's all about the hips.
1012
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:17,300
Right, it's all about the hips.
1013
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:19,700
You've got to feel the hips,
you've got to feel the hips.
1014
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,220
OK.
1015
00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:22,260
LAUGHTER
1016
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,700
So, who feels like
they have got the energy for this?
1017
00:44:24,700 --> 00:44:27,580
I got this.
I'm a bit worried about that bit.
1018
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,860
And then I'm looking for my ex.
1019
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:35,300
Oh, that's a nice one.
I've seen my auntie do that.
1020
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:38,420
Ooh, ooh!
Hold on.
1021
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,940
CHEERING
1022
00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:49,780
You like that?
You're Congolese.
1023
00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:51,980
I think I'll leave it
to the professional.
1024
00:44:51,980 --> 00:44:55,220
But also, here's the thing, right,
when we're doing it...
1025
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,900
Oh, that's a...
1026
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,420
LAUGHTER
1027
00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,580
Jonathan's constipated.
1028
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,900
So, here we go.
So, fold the arms, right? Fold them.
1029
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,460
Yeah, look very serious.
That's the one.
1030
00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,660
And then just feel the hips.
Can you feel the hips?
1031
00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:12,220
Nothing else. Mannequin challenge.
Are you moving yours now?
1032
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:13,900
I'm not moving at all.
Now feel the hips.
1033
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,780
Tremble 'em, like that?
Feel the hips.
1034
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,020
CONGOLESE MUSIC
Let's go, let's go.
1035
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,100
Lower, lower, lower.
1036
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,300
Lower, lower.
1037
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,260
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1038
00:45:25,260 --> 00:45:27,620
I'll give you a ten.
I'll tell you what,
1039
00:45:27,620 --> 00:45:29,420
I feel that in my knees.
1040
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,620
You might have felt that
in your pancreas as well.
1041
00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:33,940
I've never been more turned on
in my life.
1042
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:35,060
LAUGHTER
1043
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,660
Says the Congolese.
1044
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:40,540
That was the most exercise I've done
for about a month. This is it.
1045
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,260
So, thank you all for being here,
1046
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,060
it was so much fun
spending time with you.
1047
00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:46,860
Thank you to all my guests.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ray Winstone!
1048
00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:48,740
Thank you.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1049
00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:51,900
The fabulous Katherine Ryan
right here!
1050
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,740
Mr Noel Fielding!
Watch his new show, it's great.
1051
00:45:54,740 --> 00:45:56,780
And of course, Eddie Kadi!
1052
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:59,060
Go and see him live if you can.
1053
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,380
We're not here next week,
we've got a week off
1054
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:04,940
because the Brits are on
all Saturday night next week,
1055
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,900
so watch that.
Join me again on March 9th,
1056
00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:08,740
when we've got a great line-up
for you.
1057
00:46:08,740 --> 00:46:10,300
Millie Bobby Brown will be here,
1058
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,300
Luke "the Nuke" Littler
from the world of darts,
1059
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,580
Rob Beckett will be here,
1060
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,820
and we've got music
from not only Raye
1061
00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:18,060
but also John Squire
and Liam Gallagher together here.
1062
00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:20,580
So, that's going to be a great show.
Now, this evening,
1063
00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:23,180
we're gonna finish in style
with Heartbreak Kid,
1064
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,100
it is The Vaccines!
1065
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:27,020
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1066
00:46:33,580 --> 00:46:36,620
# You heavy hitter
When you cried on the sky
1067
00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:39,700
# You made it glitter
The moon in your eye
1068
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:42,940
# You were childlike
But you didn't care
1069
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:48,380
# So now you scream it
Saying this is goodbye
1070
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,060
# But you don't mean it
1071
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:52,980
# Always calling your bluff
Why believe it?
1072
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,340
# There isn't the time
1073
00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,980
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world
1074
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:07,460
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid
1075
00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:10,660
# Till you're feeling it
1076
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:14,460
# Let your heart break, kid
1077
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:17,420
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did
1078
00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:20,380
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid
1079
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,340
# You can't believe
They really called it quits
1080
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,380
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid
1081
00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:28,780
# You got undressed
1082
00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:31,380
# You stepped into the fire
Out of protest
1083
00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:34,420
# Now everything burns
And you blew it
1084
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,300
# It was right on your lips
1085
00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:43,740
# So now you're waiting
It's a function of time oscillating
1086
00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:46,140
# You've got nowhere to go
When you're growing
1087
00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:48,460
# The road never ends
1088
00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:54,380
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world
1089
00:47:54,380 --> 00:48:00,820
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid
1090
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:03,700
# Till you're feeling it
1091
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:07,380
# Let your heart break, kid
1092
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:10,860
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did
1093
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:13,980
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid
1094
00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:16,620
# You can't believe
They really called it quits
1095
00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:19,940
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid
1096
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:35,900
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world
1097
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:41,980
# But we ain't got all the time
In the world
1098
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:49,580
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid
1099
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:52,740
# Till you're feeling it
1100
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:56,780
# Let your heart break, kid
1101
00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:59,460
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did
1102
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:03,260
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid
1103
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,580
# You can't believe
They really called it quits
1104
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,500
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid. #
1105
00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:24,660
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1106
00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:29,980
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