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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello, thank you very much.
Thank you, that's so kind.

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Hello, thank you very much.
Thank you, that's so kind.

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Thank you for being here,
and thank you for watching at home.

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Thank you for being here,
and thank you for watching at home.

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Good evening, and welcome to
The Jonathan Ross Show,

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Good evening, and welcome to
The Jonathan Ross Show,

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and we have got a great programme
lined up for you tonight.

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and we have got a great programme
lined up for you tonight.

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Let's have a look
at who's in my green room.

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He's worked with everyone
from Scorsese to Spielberg

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He's worked with everyone
from Scorsese to Spielberg

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in a career spanning
nearly 50 years.

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He's played kings, gangsters,
he's even played a beaver.

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He's played kings, gangsters,
he's even played a beaver.

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It's the sexy beast himself,
Ray Winstone.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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The governor back in the house.
Great to see you, Ray. Looking good.

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The governor back in the house.
Great to see you, Ray. Looking good.

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<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>
Love Ray.

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<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>
Love Ray.

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Alongside Ray, we've got a comedian

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Alongside Ray, we've got a comedian

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who's amazingly funny
and alarmingly honest.

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who's amazingly funny
and alarmingly honest.

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She's one of the sharpest stand-ups
around,

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one of my favourite guests ever
on this show - Katherine Ryan.

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one of my favourite guests ever
on this show - Katherine Ryan.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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The amazing Katherine Ryan.
Always brings the glamour.

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The amazing Katherine Ryan.
Always brings the glamour.

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OK, next up,
I'm excited he's on tonight.

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OK, next up,
I'm excited he's on tonight.

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It's everyone's favourite
cuddly goth, Noel Fielding.

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It's everyone's favourite
cuddly goth, Noel Fielding.

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It's everyone's favourite
cuddly goth, Noel Fielding.

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Noel Fielding is with us.

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Love Noel,
look how glamorous he looks.

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Love Noel,
look how glamorous he looks.

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And we're also joined by
a fantastic comic

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And we're also joined by
a fantastic comic

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who's gone from selling out the O2

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to wowing the crowds with his moves
on Strictly.

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to wowing the crowds with his moves
on Strictly.

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Eddie Kadi, ladies and gentlemen.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Plus, and I'm excited about this,

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we've got music from one of
my favourite bands at the moment.

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we've got music from one of
my favourite bands at the moment.

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They're back with
their sixth hit album.

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They're back with
their sixth hit album.

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It's called Pick-Up
Full Of Pink Carnations,

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it's amazing, they're amazing.

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It's The Vaccines.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Now, this week, we'll be
experiencing something

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Now, this week, we'll be
experiencing something

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that only happens
once every four years.

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I don't know if you know
it's this year,

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but this year
is a leap year, everyone.

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but this year
is a leap year, everyone.

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We have the 29th of February
this year, and when I was a kid,

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We have the 29th of February
this year, and when I was a kid,

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the 29th of February
was sort of like a big thing

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because traditionally,
it was the day that women

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were kind of allowed, enabled,
to propose to their partners.

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were kind of allowed, enabled,
to propose to their partners.

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I'd imagine now that you can do it
whenever you like.

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I'd imagine now that you can do it
whenever you like.

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Do we have any ladies here thing
about proposing to their partner?

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Do we have any ladies here thing
about proposing to their partner?

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WOMAN:<font color="#ffff00">No!</font>
LAUGHTER

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WOMAN:<font color="#ffff00">No!</font>
LAUGHTER

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That was, "Absolutely not!"

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Is he here with you?<font color="#ffff00">Yes!</font>
He's with you?

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Is he here with you?<font color="#ffff00">Yes!</font>
He's with you?

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"No! No!"

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We can look around,
there might be someone else.

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We can look around,
there might be someone else.

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If you are planning on proposing
this leap year, though,

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If you are planning on proposing
this leap year, though,

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and you want someone to film it,
you should remember

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and you want someone to film it,
you should remember

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that it's probably more interesting
for you than anyone else.

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that it's probably more interesting
for you than anyone else.

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So you should ask them to pay
attention and stay focused on you.

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So you should ask them to pay
attention and stay focused on you.

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Look at what happened here.

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{\an8}See, obviously,
he's going to propose,

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{\an8}See, obviously,
he's going to propose,

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{\an8}and he's got his friend to film it,
and he's just waiting for it,

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{\an8}and he's got his friend to film it,
and he's just waiting for it,

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{\an8}but he hears the noise of something.

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He looks round. "Oh, look!
It's a raccoon!

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He looks round. "Oh, look!
It's a raccoon!

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"Look at that little raccoon!
That is a sweet raccoon.

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"Look at that little raccoon!
That is a sweet raccoon.

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"I want to film that raccoon.
Oh, he's done it already."

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"I want to film that raccoon.
Oh, he's done it already."

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He missed it. He missed it.
APPLAUSE

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He missed it. He missed it.
APPLAUSE

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Should we get on with the show?
CHEERING

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Should we get on with the show?
CHEERING

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OK, let's get my first guests out.

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It's the fabulous Katherine Ryan and
the equally amazing Ray Winstone.

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It's the fabulous Katherine Ryan and
the equally amazing Ray Winstone.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Stunning. Stunning.

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Ray, come on, bring it in.
Bring it in.

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Ray, come on, bring it in.
Bring it in.

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Great to see you.

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Great to see you.

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Here we go.

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Thank you, both, for being here.
It's lovely to have you on.

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Thank you, both, for being here.
It's lovely to have you on.

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You know, a few years ago,
you were talking about Bobby,

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You know, a few years ago,
you were talking about Bobby,

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You know, a few years ago,
you were talking about Bobby,

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your husband, and how he was
your childhood sweetheart,

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your husband, and how he was
your childhood sweetheart,

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and you drifted apart,
and you had relationships,

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and you drifted apart,
and you had relationships,

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he got married, I believe.
<font color="#ffff00">He did.</font>

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Then you got back together,
and you are married now.<font color="#ffff00">Yep.</font>

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Then you got back together,
and you are married now.<font color="#ffff00">Yep.</font>

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I'm just curious,
did you propose to him,

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I'm just curious,
did you propose to him,

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or did he propose to you?
<font color="#ffff00">There wasn't a proposal.</font>

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or did he propose to you?
<font color="#ffff00">There wasn't a proposal.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We spent 20 years apart,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and then we had a night of passion,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We spent 20 years apart,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and then we had a night of passion,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We spent 20 years apart,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and then we had a night of passion,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and right on that night,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I just went,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"Oh, no, we're probably</font>
<font color="#ffff00">gonna be together forever</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"Oh, no, we're probably</font>
<font color="#ffff00">gonna be together forever</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"and have kids, aren't we?"</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And now that's what's happened.</font>
Wow.

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LAUGHTER
Not the most romantic...

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LAUGHTER
Not the most romantic...

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<font color="#ffff00">No, there wasn't a proposal,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, you know,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">No, there wasn't a proposal,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, you know,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I still love him so much so far.</font>
LAUGHTER

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<font color="#ffff00">I still love him so much so far.</font>
LAUGHTER

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<font color="#ffff00">I still love him so much so far.</font>
LAUGHTER

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Ray, can you remember
when you proposed your missus?

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Ray, can you remember
when you proposed your missus?

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, it was in Torquay</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on the beach. Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, it was in Torquay</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on the beach. Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, it was in Torquay</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on the beach. Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I think she asked me,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not sure. No.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I think she asked me,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not sure. No.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I asked her, and it was after</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a year, I think we... No.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I asked her, and it was after</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a year, I think we... No.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We'd actually met probably a couple</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of months earlier in Torquay.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We'd actually met probably a couple</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of months earlier in Torquay.</font>

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It's obviously
a very memorable...<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

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It's obviously
a very memorable...<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And we got married</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a year later anyway.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">We've been married 44 years now.</font>
44 years!

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<font color="#00ffff">We've been married 44 years now.</font>
44 years!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's amazing.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That's amazing.

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<font color="#ffff00">And that's my goal,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I would love to be married</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for a very long time, but...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I would love to be married</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for a very long time, but...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No, you wouldn't, honestly.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But you have to watch out cos one of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my girlfriends married 30 years.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But you have to watch out cos one of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my girlfriends married 30 years.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">She said to me, "Katherine,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the other night,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"I saw a funny-looking mole</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on my husband's back,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"I saw a funny-looking mole</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on my husband's back,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"and I decided not to tell him."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"and I decided not to tell him."</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, dear.</font>

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She's playing the long game.

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She's letting nature
take care of him for her.

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<font color="#ffff00">Women are very passive-aggressive</font>
<font color="#ffff00">killers, you know?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Women are very passive-aggressive</font>
<font color="#ffff00">killers, you know?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like, slowly took the vegetables out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of his diet, upped the sodium,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like, slowly took the vegetables out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of his diet, upped the sodium,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">12 short years later,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the house was mine.</font> Yeah. Amazing.

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<font color="#ffff00">12 short years later,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the house was mine.</font> Yeah. Amazing.

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And no-one can get her for that,
no-one can get her.<font color="#ffff00">No, no-one.</font>

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And no-one can get her for that,
no-one can get her.<font color="#ffff00">No, no-one.</font>

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Ray, your...

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What, with being romantic, your
daughter got married recently

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What, with being romantic, your
daughter got married recently

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in Sicily, didn't she?

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, she did in October, yeah.</font>

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How was the wedding?
What was it like?

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How was the wedding?
What was it like?

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<font color="#00ffff">Kind of amazing, really.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I mean, at first, I was going,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"Why do you want to get married</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in Sicily? Why?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"Why do you want to get married</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in Sicily? Why?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"Do you want to get married at all?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"I'll just give you some money,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you get a house and do all that."</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">"I'll just give you some money,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you get a house and do all that."</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's quite a lot of money</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to get married now, you know?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's quite a lot of money</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to get married now, you know?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'd have rather had the money,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but I've got to say,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'd have rather had the money,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but I've got to say,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">it was probably the best wedding</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've ever been to.</font> Aw.<font color="#ffff00">Aw.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">it was probably the best wedding</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've ever been to.</font> Aw.<font color="#ffff00">Aw.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And it was worth every penny.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">her friends were wonderful,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">her friends were wonderful,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">the night was wonderful,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and it took me four days</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to get over it.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And it was kind of like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">being 25 again.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And it was kind of like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">being 25 again.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I partied like there was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">no tomorrow.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I partied like there was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">no tomorrow.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You've done that,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know what I mean.</font> Wow.

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<font color="#00ffff">You've done that,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know what I mean.</font> Wow.

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So, what does that mean, partying
like, you know, to more our age?

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So, what does that mean, partying
like, you know, to more our age?

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, like we used to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when we were 25, Jonathan.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I won't say no more, you understand</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what I'm talking about.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I won't say no more, you understand</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what I'm talking about.</font>

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I do, and it's lucky we're
still here, frankly.<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

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I do, and it's lucky we're
still here, frankly.<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

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You had your mum live with you
recently, didn't you?

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You had your mum live with you
recently, didn't you?

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So she's the grandparent
to your kids.

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So she's the grandparent
to your kids.

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How was it, having your mum
back in the house?

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, my family are an ocean away -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some would say, for a reason.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, my family are an ocean away -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some would say, for a reason.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, my family are an ocean away -</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some would say, for a reason.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The trouble is, I would love to have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">her 20 minutes down the road,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The trouble is, I would love to have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">her 20 minutes down the road,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but for my mum to come,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she has to live in and stay,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but for my mum to come,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she has to live in and stay,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I think that was stressful</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for my husband,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I think that was stressful</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for my husband,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">only because, if not, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's a window into the future...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">only because, if not, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's a window into the future...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..of who I'm definitely</font>
<font color="#ffff00">turning into.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..of who I'm definitely</font>
<font color="#ffff00">turning into.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that's my stepdad,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that's the more interesting story.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that's my stepdad,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that's the more interesting story.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Nearest to the tree, that's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Abe the babe, he's my stepdad.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Nearest to the tree, that's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Abe the babe, he's my stepdad.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They started dating when I was 16</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and he was 21.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They started dating when I was 16</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and he was 21.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They started dating when I was 16</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and he was 21.</font>

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Wow!
<font color="#00ffff">All right, yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that was a scandal in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my small town, but now it's fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that was a scandal in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my small town, but now it's fine.</font>

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Yeah. So it was nice having her
around, she was helpful,

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Yeah. So it was nice having her
around, she was helpful,

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but does that mean you can go out,

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you can actually
have a life again, or...?

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, there were some mix-ups.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We thought, with my mum in town,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we'll go out and we'll have a night,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We thought, with my mum in town,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we'll go out and we'll have a night,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I was getting ready,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and Bobby was really excited</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for us to have this date.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and Bobby was really excited</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for us to have this date.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And my mum came down the stairs</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a full gown,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And my mum came down the stairs</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a full gown,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And my mum came down the stairs</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a full gown,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">thinking that she was coming with me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the gig.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">thinking that she was coming with me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the gig.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And then my husband didn't want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to be rude to my mum</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And then my husband didn't want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to be rude to my mum</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">cos she doesn't see me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">very much either,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so we just had a girls night on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the town, and he watched the kids.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so we just had a girls night on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the town, and he watched the kids.</font>

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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<font color="#00ffff">Perfect.</font> I mean, it sounds like your
mother knew what she was doing.

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<font color="#00ffff">Perfect.</font> I mean, it sounds like your
mother knew what she was doing.

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<font color="#ffff00">I think she did, and Bobby was swift</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to book her ticket home after that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I think she did, and Bobby was swift</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to book her ticket home after that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I think she did, and Bobby was swift</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to book her ticket home after that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He thought,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"We'll just get a nanny."</font>

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One of the reasons why
I'm asking you about family,

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One of the reasons why
I'm asking you about family,

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of course, is because you got

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a new series
called Parental Guidance,

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a new series
called Parental Guidance,

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and it's a great show.
I'm really enjoying it.

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and it's a great show.
I'm really enjoying it.

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This is you letting the cameras
into your house, isn't it?<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

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This is you letting the cameras
into your house, isn't it?<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And it's kind of, you know,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">the Beckhams had their immersive</font>
<font color="#ffff00">show, and the Furys had one,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">the Beckhams had their immersive</font>
<font color="#ffff00">show, and the Furys had one,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">the Beckhams had their immersive</font>
<font color="#ffff00">show, and the Furys had one,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and this was not really meant to be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a reality show</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and this was not really meant to be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a reality show</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">when I signed up for it,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but I think the more they got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the cameras in the house</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but I think the more they got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the cameras in the house</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and they saw my stunning hunk of a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">husband and his beautiful offspring,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and they saw my stunning hunk of a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">husband and his beautiful offspring,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">they were like, "Let's put cameras</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the house almost every day."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">they were like, "Let's put cameras</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the house almost every day."</font>

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And your family,
it's a very sweet dynamic,

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And your family,
it's a very sweet dynamic,

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and it's a very funny family,
as well.

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I mean, your daughter, Violet,
is very funny.

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I mean, your daughter, Violet,
is very funny.

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It's very interesting, the
relationship between the two of you.

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It's very interesting, the
relationship between the two of you.

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, she blew me away</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the show.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Violet is 14, and she doesn't want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a career in television</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Violet is 14, and she doesn't want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a career in television</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">cos she's grown up going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Jonathan Ross's Halloween parties</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">cos she's grown up going to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Jonathan Ross's Halloween parties</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and knowing what showbiz</font>
<font color="#ffff00">is all about, and she's like,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and knowing what showbiz</font>
<font color="#ffff00">is all about, and she's like,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">"I'll be an architect."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And because of that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she was so herself,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And because of that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she was so herself,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">she wasn't playing up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to any cameras or anything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">she wasn't playing up</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to any cameras or anything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that girl is so funny,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she really steals the show.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And that girl is so funny,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">she really steals the show.</font>

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Let's look at the clip.
This is Parental Guidance.

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You can watch it on W,
and you can watch it on UKTV Play.

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You can watch it on W,
and you can watch it on UKTV Play.

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Let's have a look at this.

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<font color="#ffff00">We had a blast.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yep.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I just feel, like, bad that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I just can never do that</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I just feel, like, bad that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I just can never do that</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">with the babies, and, like,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I have to share them,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I just don't...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I have to share them,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I just don't...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">No way you're crying.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm not crying, but I just feel sad</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that, like...</font> <font color="#00ff00">God, grow up.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm not crying, but I just feel sad</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that, like...</font> <font color="#00ff00">God, grow up.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">When I had nothing,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I had everything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">When I had nothing,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I had everything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">When I had nothing,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I had everything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I knew that back then.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I knew that back then.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Everything was, like, kind of tough,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and we didn't have a lot of money,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Everything was, like, kind of tough,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and we didn't have a lot of money,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and we didn't have a lot of family,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but it was so much better in a way.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and we didn't have a lot of family,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but it was so much better in a way.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Mum, stop...</font> <font color="#ffff00">All the shit that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I have now, I don't really...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Mum, stop...</font> <font color="#ffff00">All the shit that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I have now, I don't really...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I will get up and leave.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">..care about it.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like, what we had was awesome.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like, what we had was awesome.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It was so much fun.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It was.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I'll never have that again.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, my fucking... Can you stop?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And I'll never have that again.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, my fucking... Can you stop?</font>

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Very good.

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<font color="#ffff00">That girl will never know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">how much I love her,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That girl will never know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">how much I love her,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and it's so sad to see her,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and it's so sad to see her,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">she doesn't want me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to show any emotion ever,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and they pull away from you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I feel like that is the grief</font>

361
00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:37,450
<font color="#ffff00">and they pull away from you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I feel like that is the grief</font>

362
00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:39,490
<font color="#ffff00">of being a parent is that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know,</font>

363
00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:39,650
<font color="#ffff00">of being a parent is that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know,</font>

364
00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,690
<font color="#ffff00">that it only lasts for as long</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as it lasts, and then it's gone.</font>

365
00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:42,330
<font color="#ffff00">that it only lasts for as long</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as it lasts, and then it's gone.</font>

366
00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:44,370
You know, they pull away from you
at that age maybe,

367
00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:44,530
You know, they pull away from you
at that age maybe,

368
00:09:44,570 --> 00:09:46,570
but then they'll come back to you
when, for example,

369
00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:46,770
but then they'll come back to you
when, for example,

370
00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:48,490
they've got a mortgage.

371
00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:50,530
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know, when you're talking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about families,</font>

372
00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:51,290
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know, when you're talking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about families,</font>

373
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:53,330
<font color="#00ffff">I just had a thought,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I started giggling to myself.</font>

374
00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:55,050
<font color="#00ffff">I just had a thought,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I started giggling to myself.</font>

375
00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,090
<font color="#00ffff">My mother-in-law, my wife's mum,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">obviously, she came to me one day,</font>

376
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,130
<font color="#00ffff">My mother-in-law, my wife's mum,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">obviously, she came to me one day,</font>

377
00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,770
<font color="#00ffff">My mother-in-law, my wife's mum,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">obviously, she came to me one day,</font>

378
00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,810
<font color="#00ffff">and she said, "Raymond,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Irish lady, you know, from Farnham.</font>

379
00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:04,850
<font color="#00ffff">and she said, "Raymond,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Irish lady, you know, from Farnham.</font>

380
00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:05,130
<font color="#00ffff">and she said, "Raymond,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Irish lady, you know, from Farnham.</font>

381
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:07,010
<font color="#00ffff">And she said, "Raymond," she said,</font>

382
00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:09,050
<font color="#00ffff">"I don't want you to worry,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">she said,</font>

383
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:09,930
<font color="#00ffff">"I don't want you to worry,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">she said,</font>

384
00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,570
<font color="#00ffff">"but I've booked my funeral."</font>

385
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,610
<font color="#ffff00">Oh...</font> <font color="#00ffff">"And I've paid for it all.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's all paid for.</font>

386
00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:15,490
<font color="#ffff00">Oh...</font> <font color="#00ffff">"And I've paid for it all.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's all paid for.</font>

387
00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:17,410
<font color="#00ffff">"Flowers, everything,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">don't worry about it."</font>

388
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,450
<font color="#00ffff">And she went on for about 20 minutes</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about this funeral,</font>

389
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,130
<font color="#00ffff">And she went on for about 20 minutes</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about this funeral,</font>

390
00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,170
<font color="#00ffff">and we're fucking looking at her</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like, "What are you talking about?"</font>

391
00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:23,770
<font color="#00ffff">and we're fucking looking at her</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like, "What are you talking about?"</font>

392
00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,810
<font color="#00ffff">And she said, "Yes, it's all booked,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so you just have to turn up,</font>

393
00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,330
<font color="#00ffff">And she said, "Yes, it's all booked,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so you just have to turn up,</font>

394
00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,530
<font color="#00ffff">"and we'll have a lovely day.</font>

395
00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,090
<font color="#00ffff">"The cars are paid for, this, that."</font>

396
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,130
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "OK, Mum. When is it?"</font>

397
00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:32,690
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "OK, Mum. When is it?"</font>

398
00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:33,730
LAUGHTER

399
00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,210
<font color="#00ffff">And she said...</font>

400
00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:42,010
<font color="#00ffff">But it's just funny how mums are,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know? They don't...</font>

401
00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:44,050
<font color="#00ffff">But it's just funny how mums are,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know? They don't...</font>

402
00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:44,410
<font color="#00ffff">But it's just funny how mums are,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know? They don't...</font>

403
00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:46,370
<font color="#00ffff">We're doing all right, you know,</font>

404
00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,410
<font color="#00ffff">but she wants to take that pressure</font>
<font color="#00ffff">off you, you know,</font>

405
00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:49,050
<font color="#00ffff">but she wants to take that pressure</font>
<font color="#00ffff">off you, you know,</font>

406
00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:51,090
<font color="#00ffff">and it's a beautiful thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">either way,</font>

407
00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:51,370
<font color="#00ffff">and it's a beautiful thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">either way,</font>

408
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:53,410
<font color="#00ffff">and at the same time,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's so ridiculous.</font>

409
00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:53,690
<font color="#00ffff">and at the same time,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's so ridiculous.</font>

410
00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:55,050
<font color="#00ffff">What a thing to say.</font>

411
00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,090
<font color="#00ffff">You know?</font> It is sweet, though.
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, it is, yeah.</font>

412
00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:57,890
<font color="#00ffff">You know?</font> It is sweet, though.
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, it is, yeah.</font>

413
00:10:57,930 --> 00:10:59,850
By the way, you've just hit
a major milestone.

414
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,890
You're celebrating, it's just coming
up anyway, 50 years in the business.

415
00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:03,570
You're celebrating, it's just coming
up anyway, 50 years in the business.

416
00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,610
50 years as
a professional working actor.

417
00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:05,810
50 years as
a professional working actor.

418
00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:06,890
50 years.

419
00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:08,570
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

420
00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:09,610
Amazing.

421
00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:12,650
Congratulations.
<font color="#00ffff">Where does it go?</font>

422
00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,050
Congratulations.
<font color="#00ffff">Where does it go?</font>

423
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,090
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, it only seems like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">yesterday I started, you know?</font>

424
00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:15,330
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, it only seems like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">yesterday I started, you know?</font>

425
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,370
Did you expect to be around that
long because I know...<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

426
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:17,650
Did you expect to be around that
long because I know...<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

427
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,370
It wasn't the most
auspicious start.

428
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,410
<font color="#00ffff">No, not really. It took a while.</font>

429
00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:21,530
<font color="#00ffff">No, not really. It took a while.</font>

430
00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,570
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, I was about 30 when it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">really started going all right.</font>

431
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:24,650
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, I was about 30 when it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">really started going all right.</font>

432
00:11:24,690 --> 00:11:26,690
<font color="#00ffff">I'd done Scum when I was 17,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and we moved and made the film again</font>

433
00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:27,930
<font color="#00ffff">I'd done Scum when I was 17,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and we moved and made the film again</font>

434
00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:29,970
<font color="#00ffff">when I was 20, and I retired twice</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in that time from 17 to 20.</font>

435
00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:31,890
<font color="#00ffff">when I was 20, and I retired twice</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in that time from 17 to 20.</font>

436
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,930
<font color="#00ffff">I retired from the business.</font>

437
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:34,050
<font color="#00ffff">I retired from the business.</font>

438
00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,090
<font color="#00ffff">Sometimes, I think,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"What would I be doing?"</font>

439
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,010
<font color="#00ffff">You know, I was expelled</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from drama school.</font>

440
00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:40,050
<font color="#00ffff">If I hadn't been expelled,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I wouldn't be here today.</font>

441
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:40,490
<font color="#00ffff">If I hadn't been expelled,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I wouldn't be here today.</font>

442
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,050
So you were kicked out of
drama school?

443
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:44,090
<font color="#00ffff">That's why I got Scum, you know.</font>
Why do they kick you out?

444
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:44,450
<font color="#00ffff">That's why I got Scum, you know.</font>
Why do they kick you out?

445
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,490
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I was just an horrible,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">little bastard, really.</font>

446
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,170
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I was just an horrible,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">little bastard, really.</font>

447
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,210
<font color="#00ffff">I'd done something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">at drama school</font>

448
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:49,490
<font color="#00ffff">I'd done something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">at drama school</font>

449
00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:51,530
<font color="#00ffff">where I sabotaged</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the headmistress's car.</font>

450
00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,450
<font color="#00ffff">where I sabotaged</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the headmistress's car.</font>

451
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,490
<font color="#00ffff">Really stupid, and someone grassed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">me up, and I got kicked out.</font>

452
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,250
<font color="#00ffff">Really stupid, and someone grassed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">me up, and I got kicked out.</font>

453
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:58,130
<font color="#00ffff">Quite rightly so.</font>

454
00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:00,170
<font color="#00ffff">But with that, I went up to the BBC,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">which was this building here,</font>

455
00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:01,330
<font color="#00ffff">But with that, I went up to the BBC,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">which was this building here,</font>

456
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,610
<font color="#00ffff">funnily enough.</font>

457
00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:04,450
<font color="#00ffff">It's where it kind of started,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know?</font>

458
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,490
When you think about the directors
you worked with,

459
00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:06,650
When you think about the directors
you worked with,

460
00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,690
some amazing directors over
the years, and some amazing films.

461
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:09,330
some amazing directors over
the years, and some amazing films.

462
00:12:09,370 --> 00:12:11,370
Which are the ones that you enjoyed
the experience the most?

463
00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,010
Which are the ones that you enjoyed
the experience the most?

464
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,050
Which are the ones that maybe you
learned from working with them?

465
00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:14,610
Which are the ones that maybe you
learned from working with them?

466
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,650
<font color="#00ffff">Well, Spielberg, I think,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">purely because he enjoyed</font>

467
00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:17,650
<font color="#00ffff">Well, Spielberg, I think,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">purely because he enjoyed</font>

468
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:19,690
<font color="#00ffff">showing you what he was doing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and teaching.</font>

469
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:20,170
<font color="#00ffff">showing you what he was doing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and teaching.</font>

470
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,210
<font color="#00ffff">You understood</font>
<font color="#00ffff">why he was moving the camera</font>

471
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:22,850
<font color="#00ffff">You understood</font>
<font color="#00ffff">why he was moving the camera</font>

472
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,890
<font color="#00ffff">in a certain direction, and he just</font>
<font color="#00ffff">loved being there, you know?</font>

473
00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:26,930
<font color="#00ffff">in a certain direction, and he just</font>
<font color="#00ffff">loved being there, you know?</font>

474
00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:27,090
<font color="#00ffff">in a certain direction, and he just</font>
<font color="#00ffff">loved being there, you know?</font>

475
00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:28,730
Yeah.
<font color="#00ffff">He really did.</font>

476
00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:30,770
<font color="#00ffff">Scorsese for the reasons, but,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, there's Gary Oldman.</font>

477
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,810
<font color="#00ffff">Scorsese for the reasons, but,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, there's Gary Oldman.</font>

478
00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:33,090
<font color="#00ffff">Scorsese for the reasons, but,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, there's Gary Oldman.</font>

479
00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:35,130
<font color="#00ffff">For me, being an actor,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and he's a great actor,</font>

480
00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:35,610
<font color="#00ffff">For me, being an actor,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and he's a great actor,</font>

481
00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:37,370
<font color="#00ffff">being in a film with him,</font>

482
00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:39,410
<font color="#00ffff">he understood what acting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">was all about.</font> That was...

483
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:39,570
<font color="#00ffff">he understood what acting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">was all about.</font> That was...

484
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,250
Maybe some of you
might not have seen this.

485
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,290
It's an amazing film, I think
it's one of your best performances.

486
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:43,890
It's an amazing film, I think
it's one of your best performances.

487
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,090
It's an incredible film.

488
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:47,130
Nil By Mouth, directed by Gary,
and it's a very intense drama.

489
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,010
Nil By Mouth, directed by Gary,
and it's a very intense drama.

490
00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:50,050
<font color="#00ffff">It's not Saturday night</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with a pizza, in't it?</font> No, no.

491
00:12:50,090 --> 00:12:51,330
<font color="#00ffff">It's not Saturday night</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with a pizza, in't it?</font> No, no.

492
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,370
But it was amazing, but he hadn't
directed much before, had he?

493
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,250
But it was amazing, but he hadn't
directed much before, had he?

494
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,290
<font color="#00ffff">I don't think he'd directed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">anything before.</font>

495
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:56,450
<font color="#00ffff">I don't think he'd directed</font>
<font color="#00ffff">anything before.</font>

496
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,490
So that was a bit of a risk,
I would have thought.

497
00:12:58,530 --> 00:12:58,650
So that was a bit of a risk,
I would have thought.

498
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,690
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah, really,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but when he gave me the script,</font>

499
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:01,770
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah, really,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but when he gave me the script,</font>

500
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,690
<font color="#00ffff">and it's quite flattering</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for someone like him</font>

501
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:05,730
<font color="#00ffff">to give me a script because I hadn't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">done too much at the time, you know.</font>

502
00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:06,530
<font color="#00ffff">to give me a script because I hadn't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">done too much at the time, you know.</font>

503
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:07,610
<font color="#00ffff">And you read it,</font>

504
00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,650
<font color="#00ffff">and it's the best thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've ever read about the subject,</font>

505
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:10,330
<font color="#00ffff">and it's the best thing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've ever read about the subject,</font>

506
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,370
<font color="#00ffff">and I don't come from there,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, I'm a London boy,</font>

507
00:13:12,410 --> 00:13:14,370
<font color="#00ffff">and I don't come from there,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, I'm a London boy,</font>

508
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,410
<font color="#00ffff">I'm working class, I come</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from the east end of London.</font>

509
00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:17,490
<font color="#00ffff">I'm working class, I come</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from the east end of London.</font>

510
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,530
<font color="#00ffff">But this side of London, he was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">talking about the undercurrent,</font>

511
00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:20,850
<font color="#00ffff">But this side of London, he was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">talking about the undercurrent,</font>

512
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,890
<font color="#00ffff">you know, the drugs and the heroin</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and all that kind of stuff.</font>

513
00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,050
<font color="#00ffff">you know, the drugs and the heroin</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and all that kind of stuff.</font>

514
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,090
<font color="#00ffff">I don't come from that world.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've seen it, and so it was...</font>

515
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,130
<font color="#00ffff">I don't come from that world.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've seen it, and so it was...</font>

516
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,690
<font color="#00ffff">You go somewhere dark when you do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">something like that, you know?</font>

517
00:13:31,730 --> 00:13:33,010
<font color="#00ffff">You go somewhere dark when you do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">something like that, you know?</font>

518
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:35,050
<font color="#00ffff">And we certainly did,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I was very proud of that film.</font>

519
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:35,890
<font color="#00ffff">And we certainly did,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I was very proud of that film.</font>

520
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,370
Yeah, it's an amazing performance.

521
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,410
Another amazing performance,
much lighter, I'm pleased to say,

522
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:41,010
Another amazing performance,
much lighter, I'm pleased to say,

523
00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:43,010
but this is someone
everyone will remember.

524
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:45,050
Before we have a look at this,
though, just briefly,

525
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:45,210
Before we have a look at this,
though, just briefly,

526
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,730
I'm gonna ask you a question,
Katherine.

527
00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,770
Do you think men of any age, but of
a certain age, should wear Speedos?

528
00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,810
Do you think men of any age, but of
a certain age, should wear Speedos?

529
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:51,330
Do you think men of any age, but of
a certain age, should wear Speedos?

530
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,850
<font color="#ffff00">I think it should be mandatory, yes.</font>

531
00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:55,450
<font color="#ffff00">I think it should be mandatory, yes.</font>

532
00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:57,490
<font color="#ffff00">Because men are gifted enough</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to have their reproductive organs</font>

533
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:58,650
<font color="#ffff00">Because men are gifted enough</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to have their reproductive organs</font>

534
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,690
<font color="#ffff00">on the outside.</font>

535
00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,730
<font color="#ffff00">And God intended us,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I feel, to see those.</font>

536
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:03,890
<font color="#ffff00">And God intended us,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I feel, to see those.</font>

537
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,850
And have you seen the film
Sexy Beast?<font color="#ffff00">I have. Of course.</font>

538
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,770
And have you seen the film
Sexy Beast?<font color="#ffff00">I have. Of course.</font>

539
00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:10,450
OK, well, here you go.
This is just...

540
00:14:10,490 --> 00:14:12,490
Remember this, this is very showing
you how Speedos should be worn...

541
00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,010
Remember this, this is very showing
you how Speedos should be worn...

542
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:16,050
<font color="#00ffff">Absolutely.</font>
..in Sexy Beast.

543
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:16,650
<font color="#00ffff">Absolutely.</font>
..in Sexy Beast.

544
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,250
MUSIC: 'Peaches'
by The Strangers

545
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:29,130
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Just look at all the peaches</font>

546
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:30,770
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Just look at all the peaches</font>

547
00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:32,810
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Just look at all the brown bodies</font>

548
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:33,930
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Just look at all the brown bodies</font>

549
00:14:33,970 --> 00:14:35,970
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Just look at all the sunglasses</font>

550
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:36,410
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Just look at all the sunglasses</font>

551
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,450
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>

552
00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:38,570
<font color="#00ff00"># Down on the beaches</font>

553
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,610
<font color="#00ff00"># Just look at all the peaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Down on the beaches</font>

554
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,050
<font color="#00ff00"># Just look at all the peaches</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Down on the beaches</font>

555
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,530
<font color="#00ff00"># Just look at all the peaches. #</font>

556
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,130
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

557
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:53,330
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

558
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,570
That's amazing.

559
00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:56,730
That's amazing.

560
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,770
I mean, that's an amazing look.
How did you prepare for that role?

561
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,410
I mean, that's an amazing look.
How did you prepare for that role?

562
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:01,850
How did you get ready for that?

563
00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:03,610
How did you get
in shape for that role, Ray?

564
00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,650
<font color="#00ffff">That's a good question,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">cos I was actually asked to go</font>

565
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:06,050
<font color="#00ffff">That's a good question,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">cos I was actually asked to go</font>

566
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,090
<font color="#00ffff">to Spain early,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a couple of weeks earlier,</font>

567
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:08,690
<font color="#00ffff">to Spain early,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a couple of weeks earlier,</font>

568
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:10,730
<font color="#00ffff">and I drank lots of vodka,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ate lots of pasta,</font>

569
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,370
<font color="#00ffff">and I drank lots of vodka,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ate lots of pasta,</font>

570
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,210
<font color="#00ffff">and lay on the beach in the sun.</font>

571
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,090
<font color="#00ffff">That was preparation for the film.</font>
Wow.

572
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,290
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>
It's a tough life!

573
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,570
<font color="#00ffff">Just to get into shape, yes.</font>

574
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,610
It's an...
I mean, that's an amazing look.

575
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:21,210
It's an...
I mean, that's an amazing look.

576
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,090
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. It was cold that day.</font>

577
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:30,130
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> I mean,
it looks reasonably warm.

578
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:30,890
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> I mean,
it looks reasonably warm.

579
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,090
But, you know, it's Ray's birthday,
ladies and gentlemen,

580
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:36,890
But, you know, it's Ray's birthday,
ladies and gentlemen,

581
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,930
and so we do have a small gift, and
the gift is themed, Ray. Are you...

582
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,970
and so we do have a small gift, and
the gift is themed, Ray. Are you...

583
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:41,770
and so we do have a small gift, and
the gift is themed, Ray. Are you...

584
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,810
You're not a football fan, are you?
<font color="#ffff00">I like women's football now.</font>

585
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,010
You're not a football fan, are you?
<font color="#ffff00">I like women's football now.</font>

586
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:47,050
<font color="#ffff00">I was taken</font>
<font color="#ffff00">under the Lionesses' wing.</font>

587
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:47,490
<font color="#ffff00">I was taken</font>
<font color="#ffff00">under the Lionesses' wing.</font>

588
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,530
<font color="#ffff00">I learned all about everything,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the World Cup, and now I'm a fan.</font>

589
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:50,370
<font color="#ffff00">I learned all about everything,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the World Cup, and now I'm a fan.</font>

590
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,410
<font color="#ffff00">But I don't support</font>
<font color="#ffff00">any specific team,</font>

591
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:52,890
<font color="#ffff00">But I don't support</font>
<font color="#ffff00">any specific team,</font>

592
00:15:52,930 --> 00:15:54,690
<font color="#ffff00">and so that means</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm in a good mood all year.</font>

593
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:56,050
Well, yeah.

594
00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:58,090
Well, Ray's in a bad mood most of
the year cos he supports West Ham.

595
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:58,890
Well, Ray's in a bad mood most of
the year cos he supports West Ham.

596
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:00,930
<font color="#00ffff">I do, yeah.</font>
Yeah.

597
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:01,210
<font color="#00ffff">I do, yeah.</font>
Yeah.

598
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,250
OK, let's have a look.
This is your present, then.

599
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:03,610
OK, let's have a look.
This is your present, then.

600
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,290
<font color="#00ffff">You know it's</font>
<font color="#00ffff">my wife's birthday today?</font>

601
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,330
This is, in a way, though, maybe
this is a present for her, as well.

602
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:09,370
This is, in a way, though, maybe
this is a present for her, as well.

603
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:09,890
This is, in a way, though, maybe
this is a present for her, as well.

604
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,930
<font color="#00ffff">OK. Oh, really?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And for me.</font>

605
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:12,250
<font color="#00ffff">OK. Oh, really?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And for me.</font>

606
00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:13,970
<font color="#00ffff">Is it one of them kind of presents?</font>

607
00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:16,010
Happy birthday, Ray.
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh!</font>

608
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,050
Happy birthday, Ray.
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh!</font>

609
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:18,210
Happy birthday, Ray.
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh!</font>

610
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:20,810
<font color="#ffff00">I was hoping.</font>

611
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:24,570
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

612
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,010
Ray, look at the front.

613
00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:31,810
The Hammers.
<font color="#00ffff">I know, I see it.</font>

614
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,730
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I'll put them on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for the second half.</font> Yes!

615
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:36,050
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I'll put them on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for the second half.</font> Yes!

616
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,010
OK, so, don't go away,
because in a few moments,

617
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:40,050
maybe you'll see Ray
wearing those Speedos,

618
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,570
and we'll be joined
by Noel Fielding.

619
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,170
See you after the break.

620
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,500
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

621
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:39,860
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

622
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,660
Welcome back to the show.

623
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:45,700
Let's get my next guest out
right now.

624
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:45,940
Let's get my next guest out
right now.

625
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,980
He has been making us laugh
for over 20 years, which is amazing

626
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:48,860
He has been making us laugh
for over 20 years, which is amazing

627
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,900
when you see he still looks the same
age as when he first started.

628
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:51,460
when you see he still looks the same
age as when he first started.

629
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,300
It's Noel Fielding!

630
00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,180
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

631
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,900
<font color="#00ff00">Hello.</font>
As always, you look amazing.

632
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:05,060
<font color="#00ff00">Hello.</font>
As always, you look amazing.

633
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,780
<font color="#00ffff">Hello, Noel.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Pleasure.</font>

634
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,380
As always, Noel,
you never disappoint.

635
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:13,540
As always, Noel,
you never disappoint.

636
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,180
He looks amazing, doesn't he?

637
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,220
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

638
00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,260
How would you describe
this look? What is this book?

639
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:19,420
How would you describe
this look? What is this book?

640
00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:21,460
<font color="#00ff00">Imagine if Sesame Street</font>
<font color="#00ff00">had a new character</font>

641
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:21,820
<font color="#00ff00">Imagine if Sesame Street</font>
<font color="#00ff00">had a new character</font>

642
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,860
<font color="#00ff00">that was a sort of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Victorian prostitute.</font>

643
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:24,020
<font color="#00ff00">that was a sort of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Victorian prostitute.</font>

644
00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:27,660
<font color="#00ff00">I don't know.</font> You know Katherine
and Ray, don't you?<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

645
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:27,900
<font color="#00ff00">I don't know.</font> You know Katherine
and Ray, don't you?<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

646
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,620
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, of course, yeah. Big fan.</font>

647
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,660
I think you're a big fan of Ray
in particular, aren't you?

648
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:31,900
I think you're a big fan of Ray
in particular, aren't you?

649
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,940
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I am, and you know, when</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I was growing up, Robin Hood,</font>

650
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,980
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I am, and you know, when</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I was growing up, Robin Hood,</font>

651
00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:36,340
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I am, and you know, when</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I was growing up, Robin Hood,</font>

652
00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,820
<font color="#00ff00">do remember Robin Hood?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Sure.</font>

653
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:39,860
<font color="#00ff00">The hooded man.</font>
<font color="#00ff00"># Robin the hooded man. #</font>

654
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:40,020
<font color="#00ff00">The hooded man.</font>
<font color="#00ff00"># Robin the hooded man. #</font>

655
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:41,660
<font color="#00ffff"># The hooded man. #</font>
<font color="#00ff00">You were Will Scarlet.</font>

656
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,780
<font color="#00ffff">I was, yes.</font>

657
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:44,820
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I was at the age where we used</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to watch that on a Saturday</font>

658
00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:45,220
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I was at the age where we used</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to watch that on a Saturday</font>

659
00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:47,260
<font color="#00ff00">and then go out and play</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Robin Hood.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

660
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:47,540
<font color="#00ff00">and then go out and play</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Robin Hood.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

661
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:49,580
<font color="#00ff00">I was obviously Michael Praed's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">character.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Obviously.</font>

662
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,620
<font color="#00ff00">I was obviously Michael Praed's</font>
<font color="#00ff00">character.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Obviously.</font>

663
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:52,660
<font color="#00ff00">Early hair influence, but, yeah, we</font>
<font color="#00ff00">used to sort of pretend to be you,</font>

664
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:53,860
<font color="#00ff00">Early hair influence, but, yeah, we</font>
<font color="#00ff00">used to sort of pretend to be you,</font>

665
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:54,940
<font color="#00ff00">growing up.</font>

666
00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:56,980
<font color="#00ffff">I've just been on holiday with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">three of the boys from the show,</font>

667
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,340
<font color="#00ffff">I've just been on holiday with</font>
<font color="#00ffff">three of the boys from the show,</font>

668
00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:00,380
<font color="#00ffff">we've known one another 40 years.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Really?</font>

669
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:00,940
<font color="#00ffff">we've known one another 40 years.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Really?</font>

670
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,980
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, Clive Mantle, Jason Connery,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and who's the other one?</font>

671
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,540
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, Clive Mantle, Jason Connery,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and who's the other one?</font>

672
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,580
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, Mark Ryan who plays...</font>

673
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:07,020
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, Mark Ryan who plays...</font>

674
00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:09,060
<font color="#00ffff">It was a very drunken weekend.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, so, we've all stayed in touch.</font>

675
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,100
<font color="#00ffff">It was a very drunken weekend.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, so, we've all stayed in touch.</font>

676
00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:11,260
<font color="#00ffff">It was a very drunken weekend.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, so, we've all stayed in touch.</font>

677
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:13,300
<font color="#00ff00">That's amazing. Wow. And did you get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into the outfits?</font> <font color="#00ffff">No, we didn't...</font>

678
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,340
<font color="#00ff00">That's amazing. Wow. And did you get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into the outfits?</font> <font color="#00ffff">No, we didn't...</font>

679
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:15,500
<font color="#00ff00">That's amazing. Wow. And did you get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into the outfits?</font> <font color="#00ffff">No, we didn't...</font>

680
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:17,380
<font color="#00ffff">Would have done, but we</font>
<font color="#00ffff">couldn't fit into them.</font>

681
00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:20,340
<font color="#00ff00">You still got the tights?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">No.</font>

682
00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:22,380
Have you saved any of your costumes
or stuff from films?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

683
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,460
Have you saved any of your costumes
or stuff from films?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

684
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,500
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, I've got the saddle off</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Cold Mountain. I have to have...</font>

685
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,420
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, I've got the saddle off</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Cold Mountain. I have to have...</font>

686
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:29,340
<font color="#00ffff">I can't help it, it's like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">being an eastender.</font>

687
00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:31,380
<font color="#00ffff">I don't know what it is, but you've</font>
<font color="#00ffff">got to nick something, you know?</font>

688
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,020
<font color="#00ffff">I don't know what it is, but you've</font>
<font color="#00ffff">got to nick something, you know?</font>

689
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,060
<font color="#00ffff">But I also have the guilt where</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I have to tell them I've nicked it,</font>

690
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:34,900
<font color="#00ffff">But I also have the guilt where</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I have to tell them I've nicked it,</font>

691
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,060
<font color="#00ffff">you know what I mean?</font>

692
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,100
<font color="#00ffff">Then Stevie Dent let me have the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">flags off the battlefield and that,</font>

693
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:38,980
<font color="#00ffff">Then Stevie Dent let me have the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">flags off the battlefield and that,</font>

694
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,020
<font color="#00ffff">and I've got</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the jewels from Henry VIII.</font>

695
00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:42,180
<font color="#00ffff">and I've got</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the jewels from Henry VIII.</font>

696
00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,220
<font color="#00ffff">I've got a little bit of something,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but over the years,</font>

697
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:44,500
<font color="#00ffff">I've got a little bit of something,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but over the years,</font>

698
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:46,540
<font color="#00ffff">you give them away to people who</font>
<font color="#00ffff">raffle them and things like that.</font>

699
00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:47,300
<font color="#00ffff">you give them away to people who</font>
<font color="#00ffff">raffle them and things like that.</font>

700
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:49,340
<font color="#00ff00">Auctions.</font> <font color="#00ffff">But I've kind of kept the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">saddle because I love the saddle.</font>

701
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,060
<font color="#00ff00">Auctions.</font> <font color="#00ffff">But I've kind of kept the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">saddle because I love the saddle.</font>

702
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,100
If you find those tights
from Robin Hood,

703
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:52,300
If you find those tights
from Robin Hood,

704
00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:53,740
I know one little boy...

705
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,900
<font color="#00ff00">I will take them.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'd love to wear them.</font>

706
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:57,260
<font color="#00ff00">I will take them.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'd love to wear them.</font>

707
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,100
You know,
we've been talking about families,

708
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,020
so you're a father now, of course.

709
00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,060
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I've got two little girls.</font>
Two little girls.

710
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:03,260
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I've got two little girls.</font>
Two little girls.

711
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,300
How old are they now?
<font color="#00ff00">Five and three.</font> Wow.

712
00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:06,060
How old are they now?
<font color="#00ff00">Five and three.</font> Wow.

713
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,100
<font color="#00ff00">One of them's called Dali,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">named after Salvador Dali,</font>

714
00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:09,260
<font color="#00ff00">One of them's called Dali,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">named after Salvador Dali,</font>

715
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,300
<font color="#00ff00">and she's very arty,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and she's like a little...</font>

716
00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:12,300
<font color="#00ff00">and she's very arty,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and she's like a little...</font>

717
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,340
<font color="#00ff00">She's like a sort of little flower</font>
<font color="#00ff00">child, wears angel wings</font>

718
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,020
<font color="#00ff00">She's like a sort of little flower</font>
<font color="#00ff00">child, wears angel wings</font>

719
00:36:16,060 --> 00:36:18,060
<font color="#00ff00">and sort of is in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a little fantasy world.</font>

720
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:18,380
<font color="#00ff00">and sort of is in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a little fantasy world.</font>

721
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:20,420
<font color="#00ff00">And then the other one is called</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Iggy, named after Iggy Pop,</font>

722
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:21,340
<font color="#00ff00">And then the other one is called</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Iggy, named after Iggy Pop,</font>

723
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,260
<font color="#00ff00">and she's quite rebellious already.</font>

724
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,420
<font color="#00ff00">She's like Tank Girl.</font>

725
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,500
<font color="#00ff00">She's already smoking,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">driving a motorbike.</font>

726
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:28,380
<font color="#00ff00">She's already smoking,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">driving a motorbike.</font>

727
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,820
<font color="#00ff00">And she's pretty wild,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so they're very different,</font>

728
00:36:31,860 --> 00:36:31,980
<font color="#00ff00">And she's pretty wild,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so they're very different,</font>

729
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,900
<font color="#00ff00">but they get on very well,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">so it's nice.</font>

730
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:35,540
How are you
when you have to be firm?

731
00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:37,580
cos I can't imagine you having any
discipline whatsoever in your life.

732
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:39,620
cos I can't imagine you having any
discipline whatsoever in your life.

733
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:41,060
cos I can't imagine you having any
discipline whatsoever in your life.

734
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,100
<font color="#00ff00">How dare you!</font>

735
00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:43,620
<font color="#00ff00">How dare you!</font>

736
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,660
You know what I mean, I've known you
for a while, and it's like,

737
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:46,260
You know what I mean, I've known you
for a while, and it's like,

738
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,900
you're not someone I consider

739
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,940
someone who is particularly
interested in rules.

740
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,660
someone who is particularly
interested in rules.

741
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,700
<font color="#00ff00">No, I literally laugh all the time,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and my partner gets annoyed</font>

742
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:54,740
<font color="#00ff00">No, I literally laugh all the time,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and my partner gets annoyed</font>

743
00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:54,900
<font color="#00ff00">No, I literally laugh all the time,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and my partner gets annoyed</font>

744
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,860
<font color="#00ff00">cos she's like,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"You've got to back me up,"</font>

745
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,540
<font color="#00ff00">but I just find it hilarious.</font>

746
00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:00,020
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, they're ridiculous.</font>

747
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:02,060
<font color="#00ff00">It's like an episode of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Itchy And Scratchy.</font>

748
00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:02,300
<font color="#00ff00">It's like an episode of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Itchy And Scratchy.</font>

749
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:03,820
<font color="#00ff00">It's like the Marx Brothers.</font>

750
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:05,860
<font color="#00ff00">You come in, and they're sort of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">smearing Vaseline into their hair,</font>

751
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,020
<font color="#00ff00">You come in, and they're sort of</font>
<font color="#00ff00">smearing Vaseline into their hair,</font>

752
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:09,060
<font color="#00ff00">they've both got tutus on,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">one's hanging off the bunk bed.</font>

753
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:09,500
<font color="#00ff00">they've both got tutus on,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">one's hanging off the bunk bed.</font>

754
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:10,860
<font color="#00ff00">It's hilarious.</font>

755
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:13,820
Have you two worked together?

756
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,860
Cos obviously, you've been on the...
<font color="#00ff00">Haven't we?</font>

757
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:16,020
Cos obviously, you've been on the...
<font color="#00ff00">Haven't we?</font>

758
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,060
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, we did... I did early</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Buzzcocks with you, which was fun.</font>

759
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,140
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, we did... I did early</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Buzzcocks with you, which was fun.</font>

760
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,700
<font color="#ffff00">And we've done loads of comedy...</font>

761
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,740
You were in the Bake Off tent,
as well.<font color="#ffff00">Bake Off.</font>

762
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:22,900
You were in the Bake Off tent,
as well.<font color="#ffff00">Bake Off.</font>

763
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,940
<font color="#00ff00">We did a show with Jimmy Carr,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">didn't we?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

764
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:25,100
<font color="#00ff00">We did a show with Jimmy Carr,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">didn't we?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

765
00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:27,020
<font color="#00ff00">And I think I described us as,</font>

766
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,060
<font color="#00ff00">you know those sex cards you get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in phone boxes?</font>

767
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:29,740
<font color="#00ff00">you know those sex cards you get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in phone boxes?</font>

768
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,580
Yeah.
<font color="#00ff00">Well...</font>

769
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,620
<font color="#00ff00">I described us as Katherine is</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the girl on the sex card,</font>

770
00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:35,660
<font color="#00ff00">I described us as Katherine is</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the girl on the sex card,</font>

771
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:36,580
<font color="#00ff00">I described us as Katherine is</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the girl on the sex card,</font>

772
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:38,260
<font color="#00ff00">and I'm what actually turns up.</font>

773
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:44,820
<font color="#00ff00">Beauty and the beast.</font>
Well, you know what, you were...

774
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,660
<font color="#00ff00">Beauty and the beast.</font>
Well, you know what, you were...

775
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,700
Now, in the Bake Off tent,
I know you've come up with

776
00:37:47,740 --> 00:37:47,860
Now, in the Bake Off tent,
I know you've come up with

777
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,900
quite an odd theory
about the Bake Off tent.

778
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:50,060
quite an odd theory
about the Bake Off tent.

779
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,100
<font color="#ffff00">Right, so, they don't show</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the bees, and bees, of course,</font>

780
00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:54,140
<font color="#ffff00">Right, so, they don't show</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the bees, and bees, of course,</font>

781
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:54,540
<font color="#ffff00">Right, so, they don't show</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the bees, and bees, of course,</font>

782
00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:56,300
<font color="#ffff00">love sugar and sweet things,</font>

783
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,340
<font color="#ffff00">and the Bake Off tent is so</font>
<font color="#ffff00">beautiful and iconic and outdoors,</font>

784
00:37:58,380 --> 00:37:59,300
<font color="#ffff00">and the Bake Off tent is so</font>
<font color="#ffff00">beautiful and iconic and outdoors,</font>

785
00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:01,340
<font color="#ffff00">but I felt like it was</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an added layer of pressure</font>

786
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,340
<font color="#ffff00">but I felt like it was</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an added layer of pressure</font>

787
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,380
<font color="#ffff00">to make the bakers mess up because</font>
<font color="#ffff00">there's always a threat of bees.</font>

788
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:06,300
<font color="#ffff00">to make the bakers mess up because</font>
<font color="#ffff00">there's always a threat of bees.</font>

789
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,460
Yeah.

790
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,780
<font color="#ffff00">Right?</font>

791
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,820
I mean, and you went to the next
level where you accuse them of

792
00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:12,140
I mean, and you went to the next
level where you accuse them of

793
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:14,180
actually deliberately releasing
bees into the tent.

794
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:14,780
actually deliberately releasing
bees into the tent.

795
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,820
To undermine your efforts.

796
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:16,980
To undermine your efforts.

797
00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:19,020
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's the only reason</font>
<font color="#ffff00">why my cherry pie</font>

798
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:19,180
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that's the only reason</font>
<font color="#ffff00">why my cherry pie</font>

799
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,860
<font color="#ffff00">could have ended up so soggy.</font>

800
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,340
<font color="#00ff00">What are you saying,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that we train bees to come in</font>

801
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,140
<font color="#00ff00">What are you saying,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that we train bees to come in</font>

802
00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,300
<font color="#00ff00">and fuck with you all?</font>

803
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,340
<font color="#ffff00">You don't have to train them,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's their innate nature.</font>

804
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:29,420
<font color="#ffff00">You don't have to train them,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's their innate nature.</font>

805
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:30,740
<font color="#ffff00">That's the genius of it.</font>

806
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,340
<font color="#00ff00">It's Prue that does it.</font>

807
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:36,340
<font color="#00ff00">I'm more of a spider guy,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">look at me.</font>

808
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,220
<font color="#00ff00">I'm more of a spider guy,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">look at me.</font>

809
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:39,260
Seriously, though,
do they release bees?<font color="#00ff00">We do!</font>

810
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:39,420
Seriously, though,
do they release bees?<font color="#00ff00">We do!</font>

811
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,580
<font color="#00ff00">We put scorpions</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the cutlery drawer.</font>

812
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,100
<font color="#00ff00">We put scorpions</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the cutlery drawer.</font>

813
00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:46,140
You don't... Do you bake?
Do you do any cooking like that?

814
00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:47,620
You don't... Do you bake?
Do you do any cooking like that?

815
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,620
<font color="#00ffff">Not cakes, no,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not very good at that.</font>

816
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,660
<font color="#00ffff">My daughter does,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the youngest one, she likes to bake.</font>

817
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:52,620
<font color="#00ffff">My daughter does,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the youngest one, she likes to bake.</font>

818
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,660
But you grow your own food,
don't you?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

819
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:55,020
But you grow your own food,
don't you?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

820
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:57,060
<font color="#00ff00">Do you?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, I do.</font>

821
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:57,220
<font color="#00ff00">Do you?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, I do.</font>

822
00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:58,660
<font color="#00ffff">It's something about it.</font>

823
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,700
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, you can go to a supermarket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if you want to go to supermarkets,</font>

824
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,460
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, you can go to a supermarket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if you want to go to supermarkets,</font>

825
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,500
<font color="#00ffff">but there's something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about growing your own gear</font>

826
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:04,620
<font color="#00ffff">but there's something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about growing your own gear</font>

827
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:06,660
<font color="#00ffff">and eating it, you know? And it's...</font>

828
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:06,820
<font color="#00ffff">and eating it, you know? And it's...</font>

829
00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:08,100
LAUGHTER

830
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,380
<font color="#00ffff">That was back in the day.</font>

831
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:19,940
<font color="#00ffff">Tomatoes, you know?</font>
Yeah.

832
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,020
<font color="#00ffff">Having a tomato when it's grown</font>
<font color="#00ffff">naturally, you know?</font>

833
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,380
<font color="#00ffff">Having a tomato when it's grown</font>
<font color="#00ffff">naturally, you know?</font>

834
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:26,420
Noel, one thing I've got to commend
you on is, Noel is multifaceted.

835
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:27,180
Noel, one thing I've got to commend
you on is, Noel is multifaceted.

836
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,220
He's a brilliant comedian,
he's a great writer,

837
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:29,380
He's a brilliant comedian,
he's a great writer,

838
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:30,500
he's a great actor, as well.

839
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:32,540
Very funny actor,
but also a brilliant painter.

840
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:32,780
Very funny actor,
but also a brilliant painter.

841
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,380
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, thank you.</font>
I love your work.

842
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,420
Hold on, is that you
or Claudia Winkleman?

843
00:39:36,460 --> 00:39:36,580
Hold on, is that you
or Claudia Winkleman?

844
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:40,060
<font color="#00ff00">That's the advert for Traitors.</font>

845
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:40,180
<font color="#00ff00">That's the advert for Traitors.</font>

846
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:44,260
<font color="#00ff00">You know, with Claudia,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">sometimes she comes on telly,</font>

847
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,020
<font color="#00ff00">You know, with Claudia,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">sometimes she comes on telly,</font>

848
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,060
<font color="#00ff00">and if she's on just fleetingly</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for a second, I go to my partner,</font>

849
00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:48,780
<font color="#00ff00">and if she's on just fleetingly</font>
<font color="#00ff00">for a second, I go to my partner,</font>

850
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,780
<font color="#00ff00">I don't remember filming that show.</font>

851
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,020
But here's the exciting thing,
Noel's just about to bring out

852
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:55,860
But here's the exciting thing,
Noel's just about to bring out

853
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,900
a brand-new series which I've seen
half of, and it's amazing.

854
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:59,500
a brand-new series which I've seen
half of, and it's amazing.

855
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,540
It's brilliant, it's so funny,
and it's so Noel,

856
00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:02,380
It's brilliant, it's so funny,
and it's so Noel,

857
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:04,340
but it's also glossy and modern
and all that.

858
00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:06,380
It's called The Completely Made Up
Adventures Of Dick Turpin.

859
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:07,340
It's called The Completely Made Up
Adventures Of Dick Turpin.

860
00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:11,220
It launches Friday on Apple TV+.

861
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:12,660
It launches Friday on Apple TV+.

862
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,700
Love to see your career boom,
but I'm amazed, though,

863
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:14,900
Love to see your career boom,
but I'm amazed, though,

864
00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:16,940
cos you're playing, of course,
Dick Turpin.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

865
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:17,220
cos you're playing, of course,
Dick Turpin.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

866
00:40:17,260 --> 00:40:19,260
Or a version of Dick Turpin.
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> Your version.

867
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:19,580
Or a version of Dick Turpin.
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> Your version.

868
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,620
You've never played
a highway man, have you?

869
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:22,140
You've never played
a highway man, have you?

870
00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,180
<font color="#00ffff">Only in real life.</font>

871
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:24,580
<font color="#00ffff">Only in real life.</font>

872
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,620
<font color="#00ffff">No, no, I don't think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I ever played pirates, like...</font>

873
00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:27,260
<font color="#00ffff">No, no, I don't think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I ever played pirates, like...</font>

874
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,300
Exactly, you're sort of, like,
right for that kind of role.

875
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:29,700
Exactly, you're sort of, like,
right for that kind of role.

876
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:31,740
<font color="#00ff00">We had some great people,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but you'd have been perfect, yeah.</font>

877
00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:32,180
<font color="#00ff00">We had some great people,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but you'd have been perfect, yeah.</font>

878
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,220
Yeah, a bit rough and ready.
<font color="#00ff00">A bit rough and ready.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Arr! Arr!</font>

879
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:34,660
Yeah, a bit rough and ready.
<font color="#00ff00">A bit rough and ready.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Arr! Arr!</font>

880
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,060
LAUGHTER
OK.

881
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,100
If you're doing that,
you're not gonna get the part.

882
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:38,260
If you're doing that,
you're not gonna get the part.

883
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,940
<font color="#00ffff">No, it's a comedy.</font>
Oh, I see.

884
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,820
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, it's funny, innit?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, it's a comedy.</font>

885
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,700
<font color="#00ffff">Arr!</font>

886
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:45,140
<font color="#ffff00">And I can't do period stuff.</font>

887
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:47,180
<font color="#ffff00">I've kind of dated myself</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with the breast implants and Botox.</font>

888
00:40:47,220 --> 00:40:47,700
<font color="#ffff00">I've kind of dated myself</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with the breast implants and Botox.</font>

889
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:49,740
LAUGHTER
Well, when you see his show,

890
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,140
LAUGHTER
Well, when you see his show,

891
00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:51,700
it's a very different take on it.
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

892
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,740
But I'm imagining part of the reason
you wanted to do it,

893
00:40:53,780 --> 00:40:54,180
But I'm imagining part of the reason
you wanted to do it,

894
00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,220
cos as soon as I saw you on screen
as Dick Turpin,

895
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:56,380
cos as soon as I saw you on screen
as Dick Turpin,

896
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,420
I thought, "Of course this is Noel,
they're the sort of clothes

897
00:40:58,460 --> 00:40:59,180
I thought, "Of course this is Noel,
they're the sort of clothes

898
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:01,220
"you would wear every day anyway."

899
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:01,340
"you would wear every day anyway."

900
00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:03,300
<font color="#00ff00">They were my own clothes, basically.</font>
Yeah, yeah.

901
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:05,340
OK, let's have a look.
This is, as I said,

902
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:05,940
OK, let's have a look.
This is, as I said,

903
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,980
it's The Completely Made-Up
Adventures of Dick Turpin,

904
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,700
it's The Completely Made-Up
Adventures of Dick Turpin,

905
00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:11,740
created by and starring
Noel Fielding. Look at this.

906
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:12,460
created by and starring
Noel Fielding. Look at this.

907
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:14,500
<font color="#ffff00">There's only one man</font>
<font color="#ffff00">brainless enough</font>

908
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,260
<font color="#ffff00">There's only one man</font>
<font color="#ffff00">brainless enough</font>

909
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,020
<font color="#ffff00">to steal from the Syndicate.</font>

910
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,940
SHE GIGGLES

911
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:20,980
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you, Dick.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Don't know what we'd do without you.</font>

912
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:21,140
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you, Dick.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Don't know what we'd do without you.</font>

913
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,380
BOTH SCREAM

914
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,580
CLICKS,
HE SCREAMS

915
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:32,100
<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna be famous.</font>

916
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,940
<font color="#ffff00">Dick Turpin!</font>
Dick Turpin.

917
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:36,860
<font color="#00ffff">Dick Turpin.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Dick Turpin.</font>

918
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,100
Dick Turpin.

919
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:40,140
<font color="#ffff00">I want this Dick in my hands</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as soon as possible.</font>

920
00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:42,060
<font color="#ffff00">I want this Dick in my hands</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as soon as possible.</font>

921
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,140
<font color="#00ffff">That sounds weird.</font>

922
00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:45,060
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, that did sound</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a bit weird, sorry.</font>

923
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:50,860
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

924
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:51,540
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

925
00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:55,700
You're working there
with Hugh Bonneville.

926
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:57,740
That's great, to have
Hugh Bonneville in that role,

927
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:57,900
That's great, to have
Hugh Bonneville in that role,

928
00:41:57,940 --> 00:41:59,460
cos he's very funny in it as well.

929
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,500
<font color="#00ff00">He's a really good comic actor,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you know. And I said to him,</font>

930
00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:02,580
<font color="#00ff00">He's a really good comic actor,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you know. And I said to him,</font>

931
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:04,620
<font color="#00ff00">I said at the end, "I don't want</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to sort of get all gushy,</font>

932
00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:05,620
<font color="#00ff00">I said at the end, "I don't want</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to sort of get all gushy,</font>

933
00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,660
<font color="#00ff00">"but I really learnt quite a lot,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">working with you."</font>

934
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:08,060
<font color="#00ff00">"but I really learnt quite a lot,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">working with you."</font>

935
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,020
<font color="#00ff00">And...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">And we were chatting, and I said,</font>

936
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:12,060
<font color="#00ff00">you know,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Did you enjoy working with me?"</font>

937
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:12,220
<font color="#00ff00">you know,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Did you enjoy working with me?"</font>

938
00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:14,260
<font color="#00ff00">He said, "It was a bit like</font>
<font color="#00ff00">working with Paddington."</font>

939
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:16,300
LAUGHTER

940
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:17,660
LAUGHTER

941
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,140
But you... I mean, you kind of,
you can see that there is

942
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:21,540
But you... I mean, you kind of,
you can see that there is

943
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,580
an uneasy friendship grows
between the two of you.

944
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:23,820
an uneasy friendship grows
between the two of you.

945
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:25,660
<font color="#00ff00">We've got quite a good double act,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">weirdly.</font>

946
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:26,900
You've got a good chemistry.

947
00:42:26,940 --> 00:42:28,940
<font color="#00ff00">And we were handcuffed together,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">which was quite exciting.</font>

948
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:29,420
<font color="#00ff00">And we were handcuffed together,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">which was quite exciting.</font>

949
00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:31,460
Yes. And then there's a scene where,
I don't know if this was CGI,

950
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,060
Yes. And then there's a scene where,
I don't know if this was CGI,

951
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,100
where you are chasing,
then you jump off a bridge.

952
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:34,260
where you are chasing,
then you jump off a bridge.

953
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,300
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I wish it was CGI.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It was really high up.</font>

954
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:36,540
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I wish it was CGI.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It was really high up.</font>

955
00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:38,580
<font color="#00ff00">Like, 60 foot high, and they didn't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">really tell us, and they said,</font>

956
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:39,180
<font color="#00ff00">Like, 60 foot high, and they didn't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">really tell us, and they said,</font>

957
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:41,220
<font color="#00ff00">"You're gonna jump.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">You'll be on wire, it's fine."</font>

958
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:41,380
<font color="#00ff00">"You're gonna jump.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">You'll be on wire, it's fine."</font>

959
00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,180
<font color="#00ff00">And I got up there</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and my knees were knocking.</font>

960
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:45,180
<font color="#00ff00">It was like</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a sort of Pink Panther cartoon,</font>

961
00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:47,220
<font color="#00ff00">my knees were literally knocking,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I thought, "I can't pretend...</font>

962
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,340
<font color="#00ff00">my knees were literally knocking,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I thought, "I can't pretend...</font>

963
00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,900
<font color="#00ff00">"I can't let anyone see I'm scared,</font>

964
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:51,700
<font color="#00ff00">"cos Hugh's gonna</font>
<font color="#00ff00">have done this loads,</font>

965
00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:53,380
<font color="#00ff00">"and, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">he's a man of action."</font>

966
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,420
<font color="#00ff00">And I looked over at him and said,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Are you scared?"</font>

967
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:55,740
<font color="#00ff00">And I looked over at him and said,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Are you scared?"</font>

968
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:57,780
<font color="#00ff00">He went,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"I'm fucking shitting myself!"</font>

969
00:42:57,820 --> 00:42:58,620
<font color="#00ff00">He went,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"I'm fucking shitting myself!"</font>

970
00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,140
LAUGHTER

971
00:43:00,180 --> 00:43:02,180
Did you get to keep
any of the clothes?<font color="#00ff00">I kept them all.</font>

972
00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:02,420
Did you get to keep
any of the clothes?<font color="#00ff00">I kept them all.</font>

973
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:04,460
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, absolutely, I've got a costume</font>
<font color="#00ff00">on underneath this outfit.</font>

974
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,380
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, absolutely, I've got a costume</font>
<font color="#00ff00">on underneath this outfit.</font>

975
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:06,420
LAUGHTER

976
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:08,460
Do you ever keep...
Like, you always look so glamorous.

977
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,020
Do you ever keep...
Like, you always look so glamorous.

978
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:11,060
<font color="#00ff00">I know.</font>
But do you...

979
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:13,100
LAUGHTER
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, are you talking to Katherine?</font>

980
00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:13,860
LAUGHTER
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, are you talking to Katherine?</font>

981
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:15,620
<font color="#00ff00">Sorry.</font>

982
00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:17,660
Although, it works.
But is this sort of stage-wear?

983
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:18,100
Although, it works.
But is this sort of stage-wear?

984
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:20,140
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font> Cos I notice in the show
that often, you are regularly

985
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,100
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font> Cos I notice in the show
that often, you are regularly

986
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,140
just slopping around in a tracksuit,
like most of us are.

987
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:23,940
just slopping around in a tracksuit,
like most of us are.

988
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,980
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, the real me, at home, I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I dress like an elderly rapper.</font>

989
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,020
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, the real me, at home, I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I dress like an elderly rapper.</font>

990
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:29,180
LAUGHTER

991
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,980
<font color="#ffff00">Just a lot of elevated tracksuits.</font>

992
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:33,020
<font color="#ffff00">But I tried to get glam for today,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I went to the nail salon,</font>

993
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,060
<font color="#ffff00">But I tried to get glam for today,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I went to the nail salon,</font>

994
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:35,420
<font color="#ffff00">But I tried to get glam for today,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I went to the nail salon,</font>

995
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,460
<font color="#ffff00">where I haven't been for so long</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because I always have the babies.</font>

996
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,100
<font color="#ffff00">where I haven't been for so long</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because I always have the babies.</font>

997
00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:40,140
<font color="#ffff00">I thought, "You know, I'll go into</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Central London, to a nail salon."</font>

998
00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:41,100
<font color="#ffff00">I thought, "You know, I'll go into</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Central London, to a nail salon."</font>

999
00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:42,500
<font color="#ffff00">We live a bit suburbs now.</font>

1000
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,420
<font color="#ffff00">"And I'll wear</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a black little day dress,</font>

1001
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:45,900
<font color="#ffff00">"the weather is getting nice."</font>

1002
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:47,940
<font color="#ffff00">And I was so excited.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I put on some stockings.</font>

1003
00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:48,140
<font color="#ffff00">And I was so excited.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I put on some stockings.</font>

1004
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:49,780
<font color="#ffff00">And when I arrived,</font>

1005
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:51,820
<font color="#ffff00">I realised that to have a pedicure,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you have to stand,</font>

1006
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:53,140
<font color="#ffff00">I realised that to have a pedicure,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you have to stand,</font>

1007
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,180
<font color="#ffff00">you have to go up some steps</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and sit high in a chair,</font>

1008
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,340
<font color="#ffff00">you have to go up some steps</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and sit high in a chair,</font>

1009
00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:58,140
<font color="#ffff00">and I would have to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">take my stockings off,</font>

1010
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,180
<font color="#ffff00">and I'd forgotten to wear underwear,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I didn't want to do that.</font>

1011
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,060
<font color="#ffff00">and I'd forgotten to wear underwear,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I didn't want to do that.</font>

1012
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:03,100
<font color="#ffff00">I just left the house,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was so excited, Jonathan,</font>

1013
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:03,260
<font color="#ffff00">I just left the house,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was so excited, Jonathan,</font>

1014
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,260
<font color="#ffff00">I was in such a hurry.</font>

1015
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,300
<font color="#ffff00">And so I said to the ladies,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"Oh, no, I can't have a pedicure."</font>

1016
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,140
<font color="#ffff00">And so I said to the ladies,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"Oh, no, I can't have a pedicure."</font>

1017
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,180
<font color="#ffff00">But they're actually quite pushy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">once you get in there.</font>

1018
00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:09,660
<font color="#ffff00">But they're actually quite pushy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">once you get in there.</font>

1019
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,700
<font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, I won't do the accent.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And they were like...</font>

1020
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:12,300
<font color="#ffff00">Don't worry, I won't do the accent.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And they were like...</font>

1021
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,340
LAUGHTER

1022
00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:14,620
LAUGHTER

1023
00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:16,660
<font color="#ffff00">All right, I'll try the accent.</font>

1024
00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:16,900
<font color="#ffff00">All right, I'll try the accent.</font>

1025
00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:18,860
POSH ACCENT:
<font color="#ffff00">"Come on, up on the stairs."</font>

1026
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:20,900
<font color="#ffff00">They're British.</font>
Very good.

1027
00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:21,060
<font color="#ffff00">They're British.</font>
Very good.

1028
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,100
LAUGHTER
<font color="#ffff00">"Up you get."</font>

1029
00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:23,700
LAUGHTER
<font color="#ffff00">"Up you get."</font>

1030
00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:25,740
<font color="#ffff00">I said, "No, I can't have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a pedicure today,"</font>

1031
00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:25,980
<font color="#ffff00">I said, "No, I can't have</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a pedicure today,"</font>

1032
00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:28,020
<font color="#ffff00">and they were like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"You're already here, have one,</font>

1033
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:28,780
<font color="#ffff00">and they were like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"You're already here, have one,</font>

1034
00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,780
<font color="#ffff00">"go on, just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">take your stockings off."</font>

1035
00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:32,820
<font color="#ffff00">So I tried to pretend</font>
<font color="#ffff00">like I was wearing underwear,</font>

1036
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:33,220
<font color="#ffff00">So I tried to pretend</font>
<font color="#ffff00">like I was wearing underwear,</font>

1037
00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:35,180
<font color="#ffff00">and it was the most stressful moment</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of my life.</font>

1038
00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:37,220
<font color="#ffff00">Like, I had my knees together,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was wearing a short black dress,</font>

1039
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:38,020
<font color="#ffff00">Like, I had my knees together,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was wearing a short black dress,</font>

1040
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:40,060
<font color="#ffff00">and I was holding it together,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I got to the top...</font>

1041
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:42,100
<font color="#ffff00">And the whole pedicure,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">which takes, like, 40 minutes,</font>

1042
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:42,340
<font color="#ffff00">And the whole pedicure,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">which takes, like, 40 minutes,</font>

1043
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:44,380
<font color="#ffff00">I was just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">squeezing my legs together.</font>

1044
00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:44,540
<font color="#ffff00">I was just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">squeezing my legs together.</font>

1045
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:46,580
<font color="#ffff00">And they are manipulating</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my foot around and doing all this,</font>

1046
00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:47,180
<font color="#ffff00">And they are manipulating</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my foot around and doing all this,</font>

1047
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:49,180
<font color="#ffff00">and I was just like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"I've just had two children,</font>

1048
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,220
<font color="#ffff00">"you really don't want..."</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And then...</font>

1049
00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,260
<font color="#ffff00">And then I made it through</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the whole pedicure,</font>

1050
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:53,860
<font color="#ffff00">And then I made it through</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the whole pedicure,</font>

1051
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,900
<font color="#ffff00">and I was so proud of myself, but it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">wasn't a relaxing pedicure at all.</font>

1052
00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:57,140
<font color="#ffff00">and I was so proud of myself, but it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">wasn't a relaxing pedicure at all.</font>

1053
00:44:57,180 --> 00:44:59,180
<font color="#ffff00">And then at the very end,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was coming down off the steps,</font>

1054
00:44:59,220 --> 00:44:59,540
<font color="#ffff00">And then at the very end,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was coming down off the steps,</font>

1055
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:01,580
<font color="#ffff00">I slept on the oil on my feet,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was, like, spread like this.</font>

1056
00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:03,620
<font color="#ffff00">I slept on the oil on my feet,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was, like, spread like this.</font>

1057
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:04,340
<font color="#ffff00">I slept on the oil on my feet,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I was, like, spread like this.</font>

1058
00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:06,380
<font color="#ffff00">Down the steps.</font>
LAUGHTER

1059
00:45:06,420 --> 00:45:07,340
<font color="#ffff00">Down the steps.</font>
LAUGHTER

1060
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:09,380
<font color="#ffff00">Down the steps, Jonathan.</font>
Amazing.

1061
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:09,580
<font color="#ffff00">Down the steps, Jonathan.</font>
Amazing.

1062
00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:11,620
<font color="#ffff00">After all that.</font>

1063
00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:12,220
<font color="#ffff00">After all that.</font>

1064
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:14,260
<font color="#ffff00">I landed with my elbow</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the bowl of water.</font>

1065
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:14,940
<font color="#ffff00">I landed with my elbow</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the bowl of water.</font>

1066
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,980
Wow.
<font color="#ffff00">And everyone saw the full vag.</font>

1067
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:18,180
Wow.
<font color="#ffff00">And everyone saw the full vag.</font>

1068
00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:20,220
LAUGHTER
Anyway...

1069
00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:20,780
LAUGHTER
Anyway...

1070
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,820
We're gonna take a break,
but don't go anywhere,

1071
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:22,980
We're gonna take a break,
but don't go anywhere,

1072
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,020
because up next, we'll be joined by
the brilliantly funny Eddie Kadi.

1073
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:25,780
because up next, we'll be joined by
the brilliantly funny Eddie Kadi.

1074
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,820
See you after the break.
APPLAUSE

1075
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:29,020
See you after the break.
APPLAUSE

1076
00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:35,500
APPLAUSE

1077
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:35,860
APPLAUSE

1078
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:39,940
Welcome back to the show.
Let's get my next guest out.

1079
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:41,180
Welcome back to the show.
Let's get my next guest out.

1080
00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:43,220
He's huge
on the British comedy scene,

1081
00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:43,380
He's huge
on the British comedy scene,

1082
00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:45,180
and recently
got the seal of approval

1083
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,220
by showing us his moves on Strictly.
It's Eddie Kadi.

1084
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,580
by showing us his moves on Strictly.
It's Eddie Kadi.

1085
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,420
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1086
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,900
Hey, Eddie. Thanks for being here.
<font color="#00ffff">Good to see you.</font>

1087
00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,820
Hey, Eddie. Thanks for being here.
<font color="#00ffff">Good to see you.</font>

1088
00:45:58,860 --> 00:46:00,860
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, let's do that.</font>
Boof.

1089
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:01,980
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, let's do that.</font>
Boof.

1090
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:04,020
There you go, we've got a handshake.

1091
00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:04,260
There you go, we've got a handshake.

1092
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,980
ALL GREET
EACH OTHER

1093
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:07,500
Come on in, Eddie.

1094
00:46:07,540 --> 00:46:09,540
Great to have you here.
Thank you for coming on the show,

1095
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:09,820
Great to have you here.
Thank you for coming on the show,

1096
00:46:09,860 --> 00:46:11,580
I'm a big fan.
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you for having me.</font>

1097
00:46:11,620 --> 00:46:13,620
We've been talking about family
a little bit here,

1098
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:13,820
We've been talking about family
a little bit here,

1099
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:15,860
everyone here has children.
You have, is it one child?

1100
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:16,380
everyone here has children.
You have, is it one child?

1101
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,020
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, one child.</font>
A daughter, I believe?

1102
00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:19,700
<font color="#00ffff">A daughter.</font>
How old is she?

1103
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:21,660
<font color="#00ffff">She's six years old,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">seven this year.</font> And...

1104
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:23,620
<font color="#00ffff">She thinks she's 16.</font>
What kind of dad are you?

1105
00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,660
What sort of relationship
do you have?

1106
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:25,820
What sort of relationship
do you have?

1107
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:27,860
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know what,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I speak to her as if she was 16.</font>

1108
00:46:27,900 --> 00:46:29,900
<font color="#00ffff">I'm one of those fathers, I don't do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the, "Ooh, my cute baby." No.</font>

1109
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:31,940
<font color="#00ffff">I'm one of those fathers, I don't do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the, "Ooh, my cute baby." No.</font>

1110
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:32,620
<font color="#00ffff">I'm one of those fathers, I don't do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the, "Ooh, my cute baby." No.</font>

1111
00:46:32,660 --> 00:46:34,660
<font color="#00ffff">We have conversations, you know.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">She'll ask me stuff.</font>

1112
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:35,180
<font color="#00ffff">We have conversations, you know.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">She'll ask me stuff.</font>

1113
00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:36,380
<font color="#00ffff">One time, she said to me,</font>

1114
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:38,420
<font color="#00ffff">"Daddy, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">my friends think you're funny,</font>

1115
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:38,860
<font color="#00ffff">"Daddy, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">my friends think you're funny,</font>

1116
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,180
<font color="#00ffff">"but you're not really funny."</font>

1117
00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:42,220
<font color="#00ffff">And I say to her,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"I get paid for being funny,</font>

1118
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:42,380
<font color="#00ffff">And I say to her,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"I get paid for being funny,</font>

1119
00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:44,420
<font color="#00ffff">"that's why you eat</font>
<font color="#00ffff">these expensive yoghurts."</font>

1120
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:44,580
<font color="#00ffff">"that's why you eat</font>
<font color="#00ffff">these expensive yoghurts."</font>

1121
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:46,300
LAUGHTER

1122
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,340
<font color="#00ffff">"Cos you're broke, so Daddy has to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">make the money." You know?</font>

1123
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,820
<font color="#00ffff">"Cos you're broke, so Daddy has to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">make the money." You know?</font>

1124
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:51,860
You were in Strictly last year.

1125
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:51,980
You were in Strictly last year.

1126
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:54,020
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> Everyone saw you in Strictly.
It must be a fun experience.

1127
00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:54,500
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> Everyone saw you in Strictly.
It must be a fun experience.

1128
00:46:54,540 --> 00:46:56,540
I know it's quite arduous as well,
it's quite draining.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1129
00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,140
I know it's quite arduous as well,
it's quite draining.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1130
00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:59,180
I think fourth, you went out?
<font color="#00ffff">Fifth week.</font>

1131
00:46:59,220 --> 00:46:59,340
I think fourth, you went out?
<font color="#00ffff">Fifth week.</font>

1132
00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:01,180
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, Jonathan, give me a break.</font>

1133
00:47:01,220 --> 00:47:02,780
NOEL:<font color="#00ff00">Too early!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you, thank you.</font>

1134
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,380
<font color="#00ff00">Too early.</font>
Fifth week.

1135
00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:06,420
How did you find the... How did you
find the training for Strictly?

1136
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:07,100
How did you find the... How did you
find the training for Strictly?

1137
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:09,140
Was it easier than you thought,
harder than you thought?

1138
00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:09,500
Was it easier than you thought,
harder than you thought?

1139
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:11,540
<font color="#00ffff">Strictly was the best thing and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the hardest thing I've ever done.</font>

1140
00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,660
<font color="#00ffff">Strictly was the best thing and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the hardest thing I've ever done.</font>

1141
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,580
<font color="#00ffff">You know, cos I think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm a bit of a dancer,</font>

1142
00:47:14,620 --> 00:47:16,620
<font color="#00ffff">but the thing is, I'm African,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we dance with our shoulders.</font>

1143
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:17,700
<font color="#00ffff">but the thing is, I'm African,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we dance with our shoulders.</font>

1144
00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:19,740
<font color="#00ffff">African people, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we dance as if...</font>

1145
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:19,940
<font color="#00ffff">African people, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we dance as if...</font>

1146
00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:21,980
<font color="#00ffff">Have you ever been in a club,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Ray, right?</font>

1147
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:22,420
<font color="#00ffff">Have you ever been in a club,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Ray, right?</font>

1148
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:24,460
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I've been in several, yeah.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, if you've ever been in a club,</font>

1149
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,660
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I've been in several, yeah.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, if you've ever been in a club,</font>

1150
00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,700
<font color="#00ffff">and you're dancing, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but at the same time,</font>

1151
00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:27,860
<font color="#00ffff">and you're dancing, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but at the same time,</font>

1152
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:29,900
<font color="#00ffff">you're looking for someone that owes</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you money or one of your weird exes.</font>

1153
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:31,060
<font color="#00ffff">you're looking for someone that owes</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you money or one of your weird exes.</font>

1154
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,740
HE CHUCKLES
<font color="#00ffff">So we sort of go...</font>

1155
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:35,980
LAUGHTER

1156
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,700
LAUGHTER

1157
00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:38,460
<font color="#00ffff">That's how we dance, shoulders up.</font>

1158
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:40,500
<font color="#00ffff">But Strictly tells you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the other way.</font>

1159
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:40,740
<font color="#00ffff">But Strictly tells you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the other way.</font>

1160
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,780
<font color="#00ffff">So when you're doing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ballroom dancing, Strictly tells you</font>

1161
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:43,500
<font color="#00ffff">So when you're doing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ballroom dancing, Strictly tells you</font>

1162
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:45,100
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">mind your own business,</font>

1163
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,140
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to be like a tourist</font>
<font color="#00ffff">crossing Westminster Bridge, just...</font>

1164
00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:48,220
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to be like a tourist</font>
<font color="#00ffff">crossing Westminster Bridge, just...</font>

1165
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:50,260
LAUGHTER

1166
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:50,900
LAUGHTER

1167
00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:52,620
But you're a fit-looking man.

1168
00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:54,660
Presumably, it wasn't a test for you
physically, was it?

1169
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:54,980
Presumably, it wasn't a test for you
physically, was it?

1170
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:56,300
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, it was.</font>
Really?

1171
00:47:56,340 --> 00:47:58,340
<font color="#00ffff">After a week, I just felt</font>
<font color="#00ffff">everything fall apart.</font>

1172
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:58,700
<font color="#00ffff">After a week, I just felt</font>
<font color="#00ffff">everything fall apart.</font>

1173
00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:00,740
<font color="#00ffff">I didn't even know that my pancreas</font>
<font color="#00ffff">could start hurting.</font>

1174
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:01,180
<font color="#00ffff">I didn't even know that my pancreas</font>
<font color="#00ffff">could start hurting.</font>

1175
00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:02,500
LAUGHTER

1176
00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:04,460
<font color="#00ffff">It was just crazy.</font>

1177
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:06,500
Presumably, you got
a lot of new fans from Strictly

1178
00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:07,300
Presumably, you got
a lot of new fans from Strictly

1179
00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:09,340
who might not have seen
your comedy before.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1180
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:09,500
who might not have seen
your comedy before.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1181
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:11,540
Might not have seen you before.
Did you feel that impact?

1182
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:11,740
Might not have seen you before.
Did you feel that impact?

1183
00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:13,380
Did people come up to you
in the street?

1184
00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:14,780
Did you feel a new crowd coming?

1185
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,220
<font color="#00ffff">Television is a beautiful thing.</font>

1186
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,260
<font color="#00ffff">When you're growing up,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you have all these people</font>

1187
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,300
<font color="#00ffff">that you admire, and you go,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"One day, I'd love to meet them."</font>

1188
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:20,740
<font color="#00ffff">that you admire, and you go,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"One day, I'd love to meet them."</font>

1189
00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:22,780
<font color="#00ffff">And then you get to a stage</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where, you know,</font>

1190
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:22,940
<font color="#00ffff">And then you get to a stage</font>
<font color="#00ffff">where, you know,</font>

1191
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:24,860
<font color="#00ffff">you get that chance</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and people want to meet you.</font>

1192
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,180
<font color="#00ffff">Strictly did that for me, right.</font>

1193
00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:27,980
<font color="#00ffff">After a while,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so many people coming up to me,</font>

1194
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:29,420
<font color="#00ffff">"I loved you, you were amazing."</font>

1195
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:31,420
<font color="#00ffff">I started getting recognised</font>
<font color="#00ffff">by everybody.</font>

1196
00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:33,460
<font color="#00ffff">Then they realised I weren't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Ainsley Harriet, and so...</font>

1197
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:34,460
<font color="#00ffff">Then they realised I weren't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Ainsley Harriet, and so...</font>

1198
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,500
LAUGHTER

1199
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:36,900
LAUGHTER

1200
00:48:36,940 --> 00:48:38,940
<font color="#00ffff">That was a bit of an issue,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you know.</font>

1201
00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:39,260
<font color="#00ffff">That was a bit of an issue,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you know.</font>

1202
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,940
<font color="#00ffff">What are you like, hey?</font>

1203
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:42,980
I've got Ainsley Harriet,
Claudia Winkleman...

1204
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,140
I've got Ainsley Harriet,
Claudia Winkleman...

1205
00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:45,180
LAUGHTER

1206
00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:47,220
Do you ever get mistaken
for anybody else, Katherine?<font color="#ffff00">I do.</font>

1207
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:48,260
Do you ever get mistaken
for anybody else, Katherine?<font color="#ffff00">I do.</font>

1208
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,300
<font color="#ffff00">And it's an American reference, but</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you'll know Amy's Baking Company,</font>

1209
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:51,860
<font color="#ffff00">And it's an American reference, but</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you'll know Amy's Baking Company,</font>

1210
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:53,260
<font color="#ffff00">from Kitchen Nightmares.</font>

1211
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:55,300
I can kind of see it.
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I get it a lot.</font>

1212
00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,540
I can kind of see it.
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I get it a lot.</font>

1213
00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:58,580
You are distinctly Ray Winstone, has
anyone mistook you for anyone else?

1214
00:48:58,620 --> 00:48:59,900
You are distinctly Ray Winstone, has
anyone mistook you for anyone else?

1215
00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,940
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, Brad Pitt.</font>
LAUGHTER

1216
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:02,820
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, Brad Pitt.</font>
LAUGHTER

1217
00:49:02,860 --> 00:49:04,660
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know what...</font>

1218
00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,700
APPLAUSE

1219
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:06,980
APPLAUSE

1220
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:09,020
<font color="#00ffff">..I see it, I see it.</font>

1221
00:49:09,060 --> 00:49:09,780
<font color="#00ffff">..I see it, I see it.</font>

1222
00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,820
<font color="#00ff00">It's there, it's there.</font>

1223
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:12,020
<font color="#00ff00">It's there, it's there.</font>

1224
00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:14,060
<font color="#ffff00">Kids always think I'm Snape.</font>

1225
00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:14,300
<font color="#ffff00">Kids always think I'm Snape.</font>

1226
00:49:14,340 --> 00:49:16,340
LAUGHTER

1227
00:49:16,380 --> 00:49:16,500
LAUGHTER

1228
00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,220
Your own kids included.

1229
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:19,900
<font color="#ffff00">I just go with it.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I haven't got the heart.</font>

1230
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,940
<font color="#00ffff">I was gonna say,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I feel like I've been reunited</font>

1231
00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:22,100
<font color="#00ffff">I was gonna say,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I feel like I've been reunited</font>

1232
00:49:22,140 --> 00:49:23,380
<font color="#00ffff">with my Congolese cousin.</font>

1233
00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:25,420
<font color="#00ffff">This is how Congolese people dress</font>
<font color="#00ffff">every single... We love colours,</font>

1234
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:27,460
<font color="#00ffff">This is how Congolese people dress</font>
<font color="#00ffff">every single... We love colours,</font>

1235
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,500
<font color="#00ffff">we love fur coats during the summer.</font>

1236
00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:29,740
<font color="#00ffff">we love fur coats during the summer.</font>

1237
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:31,780
<font color="#00ffff">We'd rather die looking this good.</font>

1238
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:32,820
<font color="#00ffff">We'd rather die looking this good.</font>

1239
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,420
<font color="#00ffff">I love it.</font>

1240
00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,380
You came to the UK
when you were eight?

1241
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,740
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, when I was eight years old.</font>

1242
00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:39,780
Did you speak any English
before you came?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1243
00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:39,940
Did you speak any English
before you came?<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1244
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:41,100
<font color="#00ffff">Two words.</font>

1245
00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:43,140
<font color="#00ffff">"Yes. Fine."</font>
Wow.

1246
00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:43,860
<font color="#00ffff">"Yes. Fine."</font>
Wow.

1247
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:45,900
<font color="#00ffff">It worked for a while.</font> That must
have been quite an experience.

1248
00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:46,460
<font color="#00ffff">It worked for a while.</font> That must
have been quite an experience.

1249
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,500
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> To come from the Congo,
and you came to Fulham, I think?

1250
00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:49,420
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font> To come from the Congo,
and you came to Fulham, I think?

1251
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:51,460
<font color="#00ffff">So, we moved to South London first</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for a bit, and then God said,</font>

1252
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,620
<font color="#00ffff">So, we moved to South London first</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for a bit, and then God said,</font>

1253
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,660
<font color="#00ffff">"No, not for you. West London."</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So, ended up in Fulham.</font>

1254
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:55,820
<font color="#00ffff">"No, not for you. West London."</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So, ended up in Fulham.</font>

1255
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,540
<font color="#00ffff">But the "yes" and "fine"</font>

1256
00:49:57,580 --> 00:49:59,060
<font color="#00ffff">got me to some spaces.</font>

1257
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:00,540
<font color="#00ffff">You know, going to the barber's,</font>

1258
00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,020
<font color="#00ffff">asking me what haircut...</font>

1259
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:04,060
<font color="#00ffff">I remember the first barber</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that I came across,</font>

1260
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:04,500
<font color="#00ffff">I remember the first barber</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that I came across,</font>

1261
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:06,540
<font color="#00ffff">he was Caribbean,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and I love my Caribbean people,</font>

1262
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:08,060
<font color="#00ffff">but I couldn't understand a word.</font>

1263
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,100
<font color="#00ffff">I can't understand straight English,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">let alone...</font> Yeah.

1264
00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:10,500
<font color="#00ffff">I can't understand straight English,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">let alone...</font> Yeah.

1265
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:12,540
<font color="#00ffff">I remember him saying to me...</font>
HE GARBLES

1266
00:50:12,580 --> 00:50:13,020
<font color="#00ffff">I remember him saying to me...</font>
HE GARBLES

1267
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:14,420
LAUGHTER

1268
00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:16,460
<font color="#00ffff">I was under pressure, Jonathan.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "Yes, fine."</font>

1269
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,500
<font color="#00ffff">I was under pressure, Jonathan.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "Yes, fine."</font>

1270
00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:18,660
<font color="#00ffff">I was under pressure, Jonathan.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "Yes, fine."</font>

1271
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:19,900
LAUGHTER

1272
00:50:19,940 --> 00:50:21,940
<font color="#00ffff">The haircut I got,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">my mum wanted a refund.</font>

1273
00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:22,820
<font color="#00ffff">The haircut I got,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">my mum wanted a refund.</font>

1274
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,860
He came home with that haircut,
he was eight.

1275
00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:25,460
He came home with that haircut,
he was eight.

1276
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,500
<font color="#00ffff">Ever since then, since then,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm allergic to haircuts,</font>

1277
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:27,860
<font color="#00ffff">Ever since then, since then,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm allergic to haircuts,</font>

1278
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,900
<font color="#00ffff">as you can see.</font> But I can imagine
it must have been difficult.

1279
00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:30,340
<font color="#00ffff">as you can see.</font> But I can imagine
it must have been difficult.

1280
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,860
When you first came over
from Canada,

1281
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,900
did you struggle at all
with the English idiom?

1282
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:34,060
did you struggle at all
with the English idiom?

1283
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,100
<font color="#ffff00">I dated a lot of ice hockey players,</font>

1284
00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:36,500
<font color="#ffff00">I dated a lot of ice hockey players,</font>

1285
00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:38,540
<font color="#ffff00">and they have a language</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of their own.</font>

1286
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:38,700
<font color="#ffff00">and they have a language</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of their own.</font>

1287
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:40,180
LAUGHTER

1288
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,220
<font color="#ffff00">So I was known as a puck bunny,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">growing up.</font> A puck bunny.

1289
00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:44,220
<font color="#ffff00">So I was known as a puck bunny,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">growing up.</font> A puck bunny.

1290
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:46,260
<font color="#ffff00">Which is like a WAG, but for hockey.</font>

1291
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,260
<font color="#ffff00">Which is like a WAG, but for hockey.</font>

1292
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,300
<font color="#ffff00">And they talk all about, like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your "flow" is your hair,</font>

1293
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:50,180
<font color="#ffff00">And they talk all about, like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your "flow" is your hair,</font>

1294
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,980
<font color="#ffff00">your "lettuce" is hair.</font>

1295
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:54,020
<font color="#ffff00">Noel, you would be known</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for having quite great flow.</font>

1296
00:50:54,060 --> 00:50:54,740
<font color="#ffff00">Noel, you would be known</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for having quite great flow.</font>

1297
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:56,780
<font color="#ffff00">A "grocery stick" is</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a type of player who is not good.</font>

1298
00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:58,340
<font color="#ffff00">A "grocery stick" is</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a type of player who is not good.</font>

1299
00:50:58,380 --> 00:51:00,380
<font color="#ffff00">A "bender" is a player</font>
<font color="#ffff00">who is not good</font>

1300
00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:00,740
<font color="#ffff00">A "bender" is a player</font>
<font color="#ffff00">who is not good</font>

1301
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:02,780
<font color="#ffff00">because their ankles bend in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in their skates.</font>

1302
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:03,300
<font color="#ffff00">because their ankles bend in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in their skates.</font>

1303
00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:04,660
<font color="#ffff00">And they'd just be like...</font>

1304
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:06,700
LACONICALLY:<font color="#ffff00">"..hockey hosers,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they talk like this.</font>

1305
00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:06,900
LACONICALLY:<font color="#ffff00">"..hockey hosers,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they talk like this.</font>

1306
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,580
<font color="#ffff00">"I'll have a two-four</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the weekend."</font>

1307
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:10,620
<font color="#ffff00">They were not bright, but dead sexy.</font>

1308
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:11,980
<font color="#ffff00">They were not bright, but dead sexy.</font>

1309
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:13,620
When you went to America to work,

1310
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:15,660
did people struggle
to understand you?

1311
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:16,820
<font color="#00ffff">Absolutely, yeah.</font>

1312
00:51:16,860 --> 00:51:18,860
<font color="#00ffff">But it's fine.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The day I left the set on Departed,</font>

1313
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:20,900
<font color="#00ffff">But it's fine.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The day I left the set on Departed,</font>

1314
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:21,060
<font color="#00ffff">But it's fine.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The day I left the set on Departed,</font>

1315
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,100
<font color="#00ffff">and I said, "Ta-ra," to Marty,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">who was standing there,</font>

1316
00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:23,740
<font color="#00ffff">and I said, "Ta-ra," to Marty,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">who was standing there,</font>

1317
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:25,780
<font color="#00ffff">"Bye, Marty, I'm off." He said,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"Ray, you're going just when</font>

1318
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:27,100
<font color="#00ffff">"Bye, Marty, I'm off." He said,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"Ray, you're going just when</font>

1319
00:51:27,140 --> 00:51:29,140
<font color="#00ffff">"I started to understand</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what you was talking about."</font>

1320
00:51:29,180 --> 00:51:30,300
<font color="#00ffff">"I started to understand</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what you was talking about."</font>

1321
00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:32,340
<font color="#ffff00">I have Irish parents,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so I always understood the accent.</font>

1322
00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:33,180
<font color="#ffff00">I have Irish parents,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so I always understood the accent.</font>

1323
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:35,220
<font color="#ffff00">As soon as I came here,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I understood every regional accent,</font>

1324
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:35,700
<font color="#ffff00">As soon as I came here,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I understood every regional accent,</font>

1325
00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,740
<font color="#ffff00">I was fine. But my husband came over</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and didn't understand</font>

1326
00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:38,180
<font color="#ffff00">I was fine. But my husband came over</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and didn't understand</font>

1327
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,220
<font color="#ffff00">what anybody was saying ever.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And he...</font>

1328
00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:40,980
<font color="#ffff00">what anybody was saying ever.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And he...</font>

1329
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,940
<font color="#ffff00">I'd take him on tour with me,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and he'd be like,</font>

1330
00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:44,780
<font color="#ffff00">"Wow, what country is he from?"</font>

1331
00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:46,820
<font color="#ffff00">I'd be like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"Leeds. What is wrong with you?"</font>

1332
00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:47,020
<font color="#ffff00">I'd be like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"Leeds. What is wrong with you?"</font>

1333
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,460
LAUGHTER

1334
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:50,500
<font color="#ffff00">And he still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">can't even say his own name.</font>

1335
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:50,660
<font color="#ffff00">And he still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">can't even say his own name.</font>

1336
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:52,700
<font color="#ffff00">He introduces himself, he goes,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"Hello, my name is Bobby."</font>

1337
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:53,740
<font color="#ffff00">He introduces himself, he goes,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">"Hello, my name is Bobby."</font>

1338
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,780
<font color="#ffff00">And everyone calls him Barbie</font>
<font color="#ffff00">since the movie.</font>

1339
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:56,500
<font color="#ffff00">And everyone calls him Barbie</font>
<font color="#ffff00">since the movie.</font>

1340
00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:58,140
LAUGHTER

1341
00:51:58,180 --> 00:51:59,860
<font color="#00ffff">I remember the first time</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I was in New York</font>

1342
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:01,900
<font color="#00ffff">and I was doing some shopping,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I got to the cashier,</font>

1343
00:52:01,940 --> 00:52:02,060
<font color="#00ffff">and I was doing some shopping,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I got to the cashier,</font>

1344
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:03,580
<font color="#00ffff">and I was just asking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">her certain things</font>

1345
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:04,660
<font color="#00ffff">and she kept saying to me,</font>

1346
00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:06,220
<font color="#00ffff">"Oh, my God,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">can you say that again?"</font>

1347
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:07,740
<font color="#00ffff">I thought she couldn't understand</font>

1348
00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:09,500
<font color="#00ffff">what I was saying,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so I repeated myself.</font>

1349
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,540
<font color="#00ffff">"Oh, my God,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you got to say it again."</font>

1350
00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:11,740
<font color="#00ffff">"Oh, my God,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you got to say it again."</font>

1351
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:13,780
<font color="#00ffff">And she went and called, like,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">three of her friends,</font>

1352
00:52:13,820 --> 00:52:14,580
<font color="#00ffff">And she went and called, like,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">three of her friends,</font>

1353
00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:16,620
<font color="#00ffff">they've turned up, she's gone,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"You've got to hear this."</font>

1354
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:17,020
<font color="#00ffff">they've turned up, she's gone,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"You've got to hear this."</font>

1355
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:18,260
<font color="#00ffff">And I said it again, she goes,</font>

1356
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:20,300
<font color="#00ffff">"Oh, my God, you sound like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a Black Harry Potter."</font>

1357
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,340
LAUGHTER

1358
00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:22,780
LAUGHTER

1359
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:24,820
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know what annoyed me?</font>

1360
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:25,260
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know what annoyed me?</font>

1361
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:27,300
<font color="#00ffff">Of all the Brits!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">There's Idris Elba, David Beckham.</font>

1362
00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:28,620
<font color="#00ffff">Of all the Brits!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">There's Idris Elba, David Beckham.</font>

1363
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:29,980
Yeah.
<font color="#00ffff">Jonathan Ross!</font>

1364
00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:31,460
<font color="#00ffff">Harry Potter.</font>

1365
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,500
LAUGHTER

1366
00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:33,740
LAUGHTER

1367
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:35,540
OK, Eddie, tell me,
you're a very funny man,

1368
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,580
we've seen that tonight
and people have seen it before,

1369
00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:37,820
we've seen that tonight
and people have seen it before,

1370
00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:39,580
but you've got a big comedy gala
coming up.

1371
00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:40,980
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>
So when's that happening?

1372
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:43,020
<font color="#00ffff">13th March at the Hackney Empire</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in East London,</font>

1373
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:43,940
<font color="#00ffff">13th March at the Hackney Empire</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in East London,</font>

1374
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:45,900
<font color="#00ffff">one of my favourite venues</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the whole world.</font>

1375
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,940
<font color="#00ffff">You know, so I'm a part</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of BBC Radio 1Xtra,</font>

1376
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:49,060
<font color="#00ffff">You know, so I'm a part</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of BBC Radio 1Xtra,</font>

1377
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:50,780
<font color="#00ffff">and it's their first comedy gala,</font>

1378
00:52:50,820 --> 00:52:52,820
<font color="#00ffff">with some of my favourite comedians,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but just friends, you know.</font>

1379
00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:53,780
<font color="#00ffff">with some of my favourite comedians,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but just friends, you know.</font>

1380
00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:55,820
<font color="#00ffff">Babatunde, our mutual friend,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, absolutely phenomenal.</font>

1381
00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:57,860
<font color="#00ffff">Babatunde, our mutual friend,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, absolutely phenomenal.</font>

1382
00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:58,020
<font color="#00ffff">Babatunde, our mutual friend,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know, absolutely phenomenal.</font>

1383
00:52:58,060 --> 00:52:59,060
<font color="#00ffff">He's had a great year.</font>

1384
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,100
<font color="#00ffff">But there's some people that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've grown up on the scene with.</font>

1385
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:01,580
<font color="#00ffff">But there's some people that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've grown up on the scene with.</font>

1386
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:03,340
<font color="#00ffff">You know, for me,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's all about legacy,</font>

1387
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,380
<font color="#00ffff">celebrating especially</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Black comedy circuit,</font>

1388
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:05,660
<font color="#00ffff">celebrating especially</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Black comedy circuit,</font>

1389
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:07,700
<font color="#00ffff">which I came off the back of.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">And so many comedians</font>

1390
00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:08,580
<font color="#00ffff">which I came off the back of.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">And so many comedians</font>

1391
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:10,620
<font color="#00ffff">who have kind of, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">done their thing on that level,</font>

1392
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:10,980
<font color="#00ffff">who have kind of, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">done their thing on that level,</font>

1393
00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:13,020
<font color="#00ffff">and now are being seen,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Mo Gilligans of this world.</font>

1394
00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:13,220
<font color="#00ffff">and now are being seen,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Mo Gilligans of this world.</font>

1395
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:15,260
<font color="#00ffff">So to have people like Kane Brown,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know,</font>

1396
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:15,420
<font color="#00ffff">So to have people like Kane Brown,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know,</font>

1397
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,460
<font color="#00ffff">Slim on that as well, Thanyia Moore,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">then you've got the youngers.</font>

1398
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,380
<font color="#00ffff">Slim on that as well, Thanyia Moore,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">then you've got the youngers.</font>

1399
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:20,420
<font color="#00ffff">What's really amazing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is the fact that we are able</font>

1400
00:53:20,460 --> 00:53:20,860
<font color="#00ffff">What's really amazing</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is the fact that we are able</font>

1401
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,900
<font color="#00ffff">to continue this legacy,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and the next generation can come in,</font>

1402
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:24,180
<font color="#00ffff">to continue this legacy,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and the next generation can come in,</font>

1403
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:25,980
<font color="#00ffff">the Ola Labibs of this world.</font>

1404
00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:27,220
<font color="#00ffff">Then being able to go,</font>

1405
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:28,900
<font color="#00ffff">"You know what,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">anything is possible."</font>

1406
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:30,700
<font color="#00ffff">Do you know what I mean,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to get to this level.</font>

1407
00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:32,740
<font color="#00ffff">It doesn't stop with me.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Anyone that says you can't</font>

1408
00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:32,900
<font color="#00ffff">It doesn't stop with me.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Anyone that says you can't</font>

1409
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,940
<font color="#00ffff">get to a certain level,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there is an opportunity,</font>

1410
00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:35,100
<font color="#00ffff">get to a certain level,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there is an opportunity,</font>

1411
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:37,140
<font color="#00ffff">those who have done it before.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">That's what it's about.</font>

1412
00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:37,300
<font color="#00ffff">those who have done it before.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">That's what it's about.</font>

1413
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:38,860
<font color="#00ffff">It's gonna be amazing.</font>
Opening the door.

1414
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:39,900
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, man.</font>

1415
00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,940
Erm... What's a night...
On sort of a Black comedy night,

1416
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:42,860
Erm... What's a night...
On sort of a Black comedy night,

1417
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,900
cos that's a Black line-up,
and I guess you're doing

1418
00:53:44,940 --> 00:53:45,180
cos that's a Black line-up,
and I guess you're doing

1419
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:47,220
kind of material which, as you said,
is a Black comedy circuit,

1420
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:47,860
kind of material which, as you said,
is a Black comedy circuit,

1421
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,900
how does that differ
from the other comedy circuit?

1422
00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:50,100
how does that differ
from the other comedy circuit?

1423
00:53:50,140 --> 00:53:51,620
<font color="#00ffff">It doesn't, I'll be honest with you.</font>

1424
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,660
<font color="#00ffff">But at the same time, also,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there are cultural differences.</font>

1425
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,180
<font color="#00ffff">But at the same time, also,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there are cultural differences.</font>

1426
00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:56,220
<font color="#00ffff">If you go to see an Irish comedian,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's going to talk</font>

1427
00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:56,380
<font color="#00ffff">If you go to see an Irish comedian,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's going to talk</font>

1428
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:57,820
<font color="#00ffff">about growing up in Ireland.</font>
Yeah.

1429
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,860
<font color="#00ffff">But then, there you've got a mixture</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of Caribbeans and Africans,</font>

1430
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:00,740
<font color="#00ffff">But then, there you've got a mixture</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of Caribbeans and Africans,</font>

1431
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:02,780
<font color="#00ffff">and as an African myself,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we often try to look at the nuances.</font>

1432
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:03,460
<font color="#00ffff">and as an African myself,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">we often try to look at the nuances.</font>

1433
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,500
<font color="#00ffff">We're talking about accents here,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and when I was growing up, you know,</font>

1434
00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:06,580
<font color="#00ffff">We're talking about accents here,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and when I was growing up, you know,</font>

1435
00:54:06,620 --> 00:54:08,580
<font color="#00ffff">a lot of people</font>
<font color="#00ffff">couldn't tell the difference</font>

1436
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:09,980
<font color="#00ffff">between different Africans.</font>

1437
00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,780
<font color="#00ffff">A friend of mine came to me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when I was younger,</font>

1438
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:13,140
<font color="#00ffff">said, "You're African, right?"</font>

1439
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,180
POSHER ACCENT:<font color="#00ffff">He was British,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so sort of speaks like this.</font>

1440
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:15,700
POSHER ACCENT:<font color="#00ffff">He was British,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so sort of speaks like this.</font>

1441
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:17,580
<font color="#00ffff">He said,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"Ed, you're African, right?"</font>

1442
00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:19,620
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "I'm African."</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He goes, "Can you speak African?"</font>

1443
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:19,980
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "I'm African."</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He goes, "Can you speak African?"</font>

1444
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,020
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "Africa's not a country,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's a continent."</font>

1445
00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:23,100
<font color="#00ffff">I said, "Africa's not a country,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's a continent."</font>

1446
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:24,140
<font color="#00ffff">"Well, I don't know!"</font>

1447
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:26,180
<font color="#00ffff">And I had to explain to him</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the difference between,</font>

1448
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:26,340
<font color="#00ffff">And I had to explain to him</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the difference between,</font>

1449
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:28,020
<font color="#00ffff">for example,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a Ghanaian and Nigerian.</font>

1450
00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:30,060
<font color="#00ffff">Ghanaian people, when they speak,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">they sort of speak</font>

1451
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:30,460
<font color="#00ffff">Ghanaian people, when they speak,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">they sort of speak</font>

1452
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,500
<font color="#00ffff">like they are having an a cappella,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's like they sing.</font>

1453
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:32,860
<font color="#00ffff">like they are having an a cappella,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's like they sing.</font>

1454
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:34,900
MELODICALLY:<font color="#00ffff">"Hel-lo Ray Win-stone.</font>

1455
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:35,180
MELODICALLY:<font color="#00ffff">"Hel-lo Ray Win-stone.</font>

1456
00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:37,220
<font color="#00ffff">"Hey, look at this</font>
<font color="#00ffff">tan-ta-lising coat, yes.</font>

1457
00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:39,260
<font color="#00ffff">"Hey, look at this</font>
<font color="#00ffff">tan-ta-lising coat, yes.</font>

1458
00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:39,460
<font color="#00ffff">"Hey, look at this</font>
<font color="#00ffff">tan-ta-lising coat, yes.</font>

1459
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,180
<font color="#00ffff">"I really like it, I really..."</font>

1460
00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:43,220
<font color="#00ffff">Nigerians...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't want to get in trouble,</font>

1461
00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:45,260
<font color="#00ffff">cos I've got some Nigerian...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm gonna be a bit more diplomatic.</font>

1462
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:46,020
<font color="#00ffff">cos I've got some Nigerian...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm gonna be a bit more diplomatic.</font>

1463
00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:47,260
<font color="#00ffff">Nigerians use...</font>

1464
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:49,300
<font color="#00ffff">They speak like they're speaking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in capital letters.</font> Yeah.

1465
00:54:49,340 --> 00:54:50,380
<font color="#00ffff">They speak like they're speaking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in capital letters.</font> Yeah.

1466
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:52,420
<font color="#00ffff">Nigerians will be nice to you,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you will feel like...</font>

1467
00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:52,660
<font color="#00ffff">Nigerians will be nice to you,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but you will feel like...</font>

1468
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,700
FORCEFULLY:
<font color="#00ffff">"Look at you, you look wonderful!"</font>

1469
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,860
FORCEFULLY:
<font color="#00ffff">"Look at you, you look wonderful!"</font>

1470
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:57,900
<font color="#00ffff">And the thing is,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if you put it on mute,</font>

1471
00:54:57,940 --> 00:54:58,060
<font color="#00ffff">And the thing is,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if you put it on mute,</font>

1472
00:54:58,100 --> 00:54:59,900
<font color="#00ffff">it looks like we're fighting.</font>

1473
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:01,940
LAUGHTER

1474
00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:03,300
LAUGHTER

1475
00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:05,340
<font color="#00ffff">So, it's just about</font>
<font color="#00ffff">those conversations.</font>

1476
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,460
<font color="#00ffff">So, it's just about</font>
<font color="#00ffff">those conversations.</font>

1477
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,500
<font color="#00ffff">And I think Britain</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is the melting pot of the world,</font>

1478
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:08,900
<font color="#00ffff">And I think Britain</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is the melting pot of the world,</font>

1479
00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:10,900
<font color="#00ffff">and sometimes,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you want to go to different rooms</font>

1480
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:12,900
<font color="#00ffff">to learn about</font>
<font color="#00ffff">your next-door neighbours, man,</font>

1481
00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:14,940
<font color="#00ffff">and that's an opportunity.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">But I'm from South London as well,</font>

1482
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:15,500
<font color="#00ffff">and that's an opportunity.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">But I'm from South London as well,</font>

1483
00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:17,540
<font color="#00ff00">and I remember the first posh party</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that I ever went to,</font>

1484
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,700
<font color="#00ff00">and I remember the first posh party</font>
<font color="#00ff00">that I ever went to,</font>

1485
00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:20,740
<font color="#00ff00">and a guy, I thought he was saying</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"ears" all the time.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

1486
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:22,140
<font color="#00ff00">and a guy, I thought he was saying</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"ears" all the time.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

1487
00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,180
<font color="#00ff00">"Ears. Ears." He was saying, "Yes."</font>

1488
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:24,860
<font color="#00ff00">"Ears. Ears." He was saying, "Yes."</font>

1489
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:26,620
LAUGHTER

1490
00:55:26,660 --> 00:55:28,660
<font color="#00ff00">"Why does he keep saying ears?"</font>

1491
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:29,020
<font color="#00ff00">"Why does he keep saying ears?"</font>

1492
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,060
<font color="#00ffff">I can imagine you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">doing this the whole night.</font>

1493
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:31,220
<font color="#00ffff">I can imagine you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">doing this the whole night.</font>

1494
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,260
<font color="#00ff00">I was like,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Why is he talking about my ears?"</font>

1495
00:55:33,300 --> 00:55:34,460
<font color="#00ff00">I was like,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Why is he talking about my ears?"</font>

1496
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,060
<font color="#00ff00">"Ears."</font>

1497
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,100
LAUGHTER

1498
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:39,500
LAUGHTER

1499
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:41,060
We have exciting news.

1500
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,380
You're going back on tour.
<font color="#ffff00">Yes!</font>

1501
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,420
<font color="#ffff00">I'm going back on tour,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because I'm not pregnant this year.</font>

1502
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:45,580
<font color="#ffff00">I'm going back on tour,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because I'm not pregnant this year.</font>

1503
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,140
LAUGHTER

1504
00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,180
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna do UK and European,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and some America tour,</font>

1505
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:51,220
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna do UK and European,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and some America tour,</font>

1506
00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:51,380
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna do UK and European,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and some America tour,</font>

1507
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:53,420
<font color="#ffff00">and the tickets go on sale</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Friday March 1st.</font>

1508
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:53,940
<font color="#ffff00">and the tickets go on sale</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Friday March 1st.</font>

1509
00:55:53,980 --> 00:55:55,980
<font color="#ffff00">And so I'm really excited</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to be away from my family.</font>

1510
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,020
<font color="#ffff00">And so I'm really excited</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to be away from my family.</font>

1511
00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:59,060
There they are,
Katherine Ryan, UK tour.

1512
00:55:59,100 --> 00:55:59,940
There they are,
Katherine Ryan, UK tour.

1513
00:55:59,980 --> 00:56:01,980
<font color="#00ff00">You know what's cool</font>
<font color="#00ff00">about that poster, right...</font> <font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

1514
00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:02,740
<font color="#00ff00">You know what's cool</font>
<font color="#00ff00">about that poster, right...</font> <font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

1515
00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:04,780
<font color="#00ff00">..it's just got your name on it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and the picture of you.</font>

1516
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:05,220
<font color="#00ff00">..it's just got your name on it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and the picture of you.</font>

1517
00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:07,260
<font color="#00ff00">It's like...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you don't need anything else.</font>

1518
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:07,660
<font color="#00ff00">It's like...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you don't need anything else.</font>

1519
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:09,700
<font color="#ffff00">It's like, "I'll be there."</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Bang, have that."</font>

1520
00:56:09,740 --> 00:56:09,860
<font color="#ffff00">It's like, "I'll be there."</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Bang, have that."</font>

1521
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,900
OK. We're gonna take a break,
but don't go away,

1522
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:12,060
OK. We're gonna take a break,
but don't go away,

1523
00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:13,660
because in a few moments, hopefully,

1524
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:15,700
Eddie is going to try and teach us
something special,

1525
00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:15,900
Eddie is going to try and teach us
something special,

1526
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:17,940
and The Vaccines will be performing
live here in the studio

1527
00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:18,420
and The Vaccines will be performing
live here in the studio

1528
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:20,460
at the end of the show.
See you after the break.

1529
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:20,900
at the end of the show.
See you after the break.

1530
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,660
APPLAUSE

1531
00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:33,910
Welcome back to the show, everyone.

1532
00:56:33,950 --> 00:56:34,030
Welcome back to the show, everyone.

1533
00:56:34,070 --> 00:56:36,070
We've got The Vaccines
performing live in a few minutes.

1534
00:56:36,110 --> 00:56:36,230
We've got The Vaccines
performing live in a few minutes.

1535
00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:38,070
But first,
all my guests are still here.

1536
00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:40,110
Let's go to you, Katherine,
because apparently,

1537
00:56:40,150 --> 00:56:41,030
Let's go to you, Katherine,
because apparently,

1538
00:56:41,070 --> 00:56:43,070
you spent Valentine's Day
with royalty?<font color="#ffff00">I did.</font>

1539
00:56:43,110 --> 00:56:43,630
you spent Valentine's Day
with royalty?<font color="#ffff00">I did.</font>

1540
00:56:43,670 --> 00:56:45,670
Who were you with
from the royal family?

1541
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:45,990
Who were you with
from the royal family?

1542
00:56:46,030 --> 00:56:48,030
<font color="#ffff00">I was with Queen Camilla</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on Valentine's Day.</font> Wow.

1543
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:49,590
<font color="#ffff00">I was with Queen Camilla</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on Valentine's Day.</font> Wow.

1544
00:56:49,630 --> 00:56:51,630
<font color="#ffff00">And I know that you're supposed</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to bow or curtsey,</font>

1545
00:56:51,670 --> 00:56:52,470
<font color="#ffff00">And I know that you're supposed</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to bow or curtsey,</font>

1546
00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:54,510
<font color="#ffff00">but in the moment, I got it wrong,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and it was Valentine's,</font>

1547
00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:55,790
<font color="#ffff00">but in the moment, I got it wrong,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and it was Valentine's,</font>

1548
00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:57,830
<font color="#ffff00">and I bowed, like, the grandest bow</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when I met her,</font>

1549
00:56:57,870 --> 00:56:59,310
<font color="#ffff00">and I bowed, like, the grandest bow</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when I met her,</font>

1550
00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:01,350
<font color="#ffff00">I sort of did</font>
<font color="#ffff00">almost a ballet-like sidestep,</font>

1551
00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:01,630
<font color="#ffff00">I sort of did</font>
<font color="#ffff00">almost a ballet-like sidestep,</font>

1552
00:57:01,670 --> 00:57:03,670
<font color="#ffff00">step to the back,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and then all the way down.</font>

1553
00:57:03,710 --> 00:57:03,830
<font color="#ffff00">step to the back,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and then all the way down.</font>

1554
00:57:03,870 --> 00:57:05,030
LAUGHTER

1555
00:57:05,070 --> 00:57:07,070
<font color="#00ffff">That is, I mean...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Did you have pants on this time?</font>

1556
00:57:07,110 --> 00:57:08,510
<font color="#00ffff">That is, I mean...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Did you have pants on this time?</font>

1557
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:10,550
LAUGHTER

1558
00:57:10,590 --> 00:57:10,710
LAUGHTER

1559
00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:12,270
Noel, have you met the royal family?

1560
00:57:12,310 --> 00:57:14,310
You must be a weird animal to them,
I would have thought.

1561
00:57:14,350 --> 00:57:14,590
You must be a weird animal to them,
I would have thought.

1562
00:57:14,630 --> 00:57:15,830
LAUGHTER

1563
00:57:15,870 --> 00:57:17,870
<font color="#00ff00">Don't say that,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'll be on a plaque on their wall.</font>

1564
00:57:17,910 --> 00:57:18,390
<font color="#00ff00">Don't say that,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'll be on a plaque on their wall.</font>

1565
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:23,230
LAUGHTER

1566
00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:24,030
LAUGHTER

1567
00:57:25,230 --> 00:57:27,230
You'll be served at Sandringham
with an orange in your mouth.

1568
00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:28,910
You'll be served at Sandringham
with an orange in your mouth.

1569
00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:32,510
Eddie, you met any of the royals?
<font color="#00ffff">No, no.</font>

1570
00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:32,710
Eddie, you met any of the royals?
<font color="#00ffff">No, no.</font>

1571
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,750
<font color="#00ffff">I'm just happy they let me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the country, to be honest.</font>

1572
00:57:34,790 --> 00:57:35,950
<font color="#00ffff">I'm just happy they let me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the country, to be honest.</font>

1573
00:57:35,990 --> 00:57:37,990
LAUGHTER

1574
00:57:39,270 --> 00:57:41,270
OK.

1575
00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:41,470
OK.

1576
00:57:41,510 --> 00:57:42,950
Ray, let's go back to you,

1577
00:57:42,990 --> 00:57:44,990
because Ray has an exciting
new TV show coming out,

1578
00:57:45,030 --> 00:57:45,470
because Ray has an exciting
new TV show coming out,

1579
00:57:45,510 --> 00:57:47,110
and I'm genuinely excited
about this,

1580
00:57:47,150 --> 00:57:48,750
cos I love the movie
it's based on.<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1581
00:57:48,790 --> 00:57:50,790
Same team behind it, Guy Ritchie
is producing, I believe.

1582
00:57:50,830 --> 00:57:51,230
Same team behind it, Guy Ritchie
is producing, I believe.

1583
00:57:51,270 --> 00:57:53,150
<font color="#ffff00">Absolutely, yeah.</font>
It's called The Gentlemen.

1584
00:57:53,190 --> 00:57:55,190
What can you tell us about this?
<font color="#ffff00">I was gonna work for Guy years ago.</font>

1585
00:57:55,230 --> 00:57:56,390
What can you tell us about this?
<font color="#ffff00">I was gonna work for Guy years ago.</font>

1586
00:57:56,430 --> 00:57:58,430
<font color="#ffff00">I was gonna do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,</font>

1587
00:57:58,470 --> 00:57:59,550
<font color="#ffff00">I was gonna do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,</font>

1588
00:57:59,590 --> 00:58:01,590
<font color="#ffff00">then it got put on hold</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and me and Guy fell out,</font>

1589
00:58:01,630 --> 00:58:03,630
<font color="#ffff00">then it got put on hold</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and me and Guy fell out,</font>

1590
00:58:03,670 --> 00:58:03,790
<font color="#ffff00">then it got put on hold</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and me and Guy fell out,</font>

1591
00:58:03,830 --> 00:58:05,830
<font color="#ffff00">you know, as you do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when you're younger.</font>

1592
00:58:05,870 --> 00:58:05,990
<font color="#ffff00">you know, as you do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when you're younger.</font>

1593
00:58:06,030 --> 00:58:08,030
<font color="#ffff00">We had a few words, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I went on my way,</font>

1594
00:58:08,070 --> 00:58:10,070
<font color="#ffff00">We had a few words, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I went on my way,</font>

1595
00:58:10,110 --> 00:58:10,510
<font color="#ffff00">We had a few words, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I went on my way,</font>

1596
00:58:10,550 --> 00:58:12,550
<font color="#ffff00">and we fell out again.</font>

1597
00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:12,710
<font color="#ffff00">and we fell out again.</font>

1598
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,750
<font color="#ffff00">And then, over the years,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">people said, "You know..."</font>

1599
00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:16,750
<font color="#ffff00">And then, over the years,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">people said, "You know..."</font>

1600
00:58:16,790 --> 00:58:18,790
<font color="#ffff00">And I love his films, I mean,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">watching his films,</font>

1601
00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:19,190
<font color="#ffff00">And I love his films, I mean,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">watching his films,</font>

1602
00:58:19,230 --> 00:58:21,230
<font color="#ffff00">you know a Guy Ritchie film,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you're entertained by it, you know.</font>

1603
00:58:21,270 --> 00:58:22,550
<font color="#ffff00">you know a Guy Ritchie film,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you're entertained by it, you know.</font>

1604
00:58:22,590 --> 00:58:24,590
<font color="#ffff00">So, he's a good film-maker,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">blinding film-maker, actually.</font>

1605
00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:25,710
<font color="#ffff00">So, he's a good film-maker,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">blinding film-maker, actually.</font>

1606
00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:27,750
<font color="#ffff00">And we finally got together,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when this offer come up,</font>

1607
00:58:27,790 --> 00:58:29,030
<font color="#ffff00">And we finally got together,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when this offer come up,</font>

1608
00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:31,070
<font color="#ffff00">I went, "Yeah, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a grown-up now. Come on."</font>

1609
00:58:31,110 --> 00:58:33,110
<font color="#ffff00">I went, "Yeah, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a grown-up now. Come on."</font>

1610
00:58:33,150 --> 00:58:33,550
<font color="#ffff00">I went, "Yeah, you know,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a grown-up now. Come on."</font>

1611
00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:35,470
<font color="#ffff00">Bury the hatchet, as they say.</font>

1612
00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:38,590
LAUGHTER
<font color="#ffff00">And so, we met, and you know,</font>

1613
00:58:38,630 --> 00:58:40,590
LAUGHTER
<font color="#ffff00">And so, we met, and you know,</font>

1614
00:58:40,630 --> 00:58:42,630
<font color="#ffff00">he said, "Are we all right now?"</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And I said, "Yes, we are."</font>

1615
00:58:42,670 --> 00:58:43,430
<font color="#ffff00">he said, "Are we all right now?"</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And I said, "Yes, we are."</font>

1616
00:58:43,470 --> 00:58:45,310
<font color="#ffff00">And we had a little cuddle.</font>

1617
00:58:45,350 --> 00:58:47,350
<font color="#ffff00">And I've got to tell you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it was the best thing,</font>

1618
00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:47,950
<font color="#ffff00">And I've got to tell you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it was the best thing,</font>

1619
00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:49,990
<font color="#ffff00">because I really enjoyed the job,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know.</font>

1620
00:58:50,030 --> 00:58:50,470
<font color="#ffff00">because I really enjoyed the job,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know.</font>

1621
00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:52,510
<font color="#ffff00">He directed the first one, you know.</font>

1622
00:58:52,550 --> 00:58:52,710
<font color="#ffff00">He directed the first one, you know.</font>

1623
00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:54,750
<font color="#ffff00">And this wonderful picnic we had</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the garden.</font>

1624
00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:56,150
<font color="#ffff00">And this wonderful picnic we had</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the garden.</font>

1625
00:58:56,190 --> 00:58:58,190
<font color="#ffff00">I think you've had a little taste</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of his barbecue.</font> No.

1626
00:58:58,230 --> 00:58:59,030
<font color="#ffff00">I think you've had a little taste</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of his barbecue.</font> No.

1627
00:58:59,070 --> 00:59:01,070
I was... I noticed... I'm gonna
show you a quick clip of it,

1628
00:59:01,110 --> 00:59:01,430
I was... I noticed... I'm gonna
show you a quick clip of it,

1629
00:59:01,470 --> 00:59:03,470
but I noticed that
where you're filming it,

1630
00:59:03,510 --> 00:59:03,630
but I noticed that
where you're filming it,

1631
00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:05,670
there's a kind of
lavish barbecue outside.<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1632
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:06,110
there's a kind of
lavish barbecue outside.<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1633
00:59:06,150 --> 00:59:07,790
And in the first film,
The Gentlemen,

1634
00:59:07,830 --> 00:59:09,190
there's a really beautiful scene

1635
00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:11,230
around a really expensive-looking
barbecue outside,

1636
00:59:11,270 --> 00:59:11,430
around a really expensive-looking
barbecue outside,

1637
00:59:11,470 --> 00:59:12,670
and the Hugh Grant character,

1638
00:59:12,710 --> 00:59:14,350
he was in the first one,
"Nice barbecue."

1639
00:59:14,390 --> 00:59:16,230
And the American guy goes,
"Thank you."<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1640
00:59:16,270 --> 00:59:17,950
And then I noticed
in the Beckham thing -

1641
00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:19,990
Guy Ritchie are Beckham are close -
Beckham is showing off his barbecue.

1642
00:59:20,030 --> 00:59:20,910
Guy Ritchie are Beckham are close -
Beckham is showing off his barbecue.

1643
00:59:20,950 --> 00:59:22,950
So I looked online,
guess who makes the barbecue?

1644
00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:23,230
So I looked online,
guess who makes the barbecue?

1645
00:59:23,270 --> 00:59:25,270
Guy Ritchie.
<font color="#ffff00">Guy Ritchie, right. That is true.</font>

1646
00:59:25,310 --> 00:59:26,110
Guy Ritchie.
<font color="#ffff00">Guy Ritchie, right. That is true.</font>

1647
00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:28,150
Using his films
to promote his barbecue!

1648
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:28,310
Using his films
to promote his barbecue!

1649
00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:30,270
<font color="#ffff00">I bet he gave David a barbecue.</font>

1650
00:59:30,310 --> 00:59:32,070
I bet he gave David one.
<font color="#ffff00">Did he give you one?</font>

1651
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,110
No. I bet Hugh Grant has.
Have you had one yet from him?

1652
00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:35,470
No. I bet Hugh Grant has.
Have you had one yet from him?

1653
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:37,030
<font color="#ffff00">No!</font>

1654
00:59:37,070 --> 00:59:39,070
EDDIE:<font color="#00ffff">I need to get in this film.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's a liberty, innit?</font>

1655
00:59:39,110 --> 00:59:39,310
EDDIE:<font color="#00ffff">I need to get in this film.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's a liberty, innit?</font>

1656
00:59:39,350 --> 00:59:41,190
LAUGHTER

1657
00:59:41,230 --> 00:59:43,230
This is a clip from
the new Guy Ritchie production,

1658
00:59:43,270 --> 00:59:43,390
This is a clip from
the new Guy Ritchie production,

1659
00:59:43,430 --> 00:59:45,430
it's called The Gentlemen,
it's on Netflix from 7th March,

1660
00:59:45,470 --> 00:59:45,870
it's called The Gentlemen,
it's on Netflix from 7th March,

1661
00:59:45,910 --> 00:59:46,990
starring Ray Winstone.

1662
00:59:48,550 --> 00:59:50,550
<font color="#ffff00">No-one walks away, and it's down</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to you to keep him under manners.</font>

1663
00:59:50,590 --> 00:59:52,350
<font color="#ffff00">No-one walks away, and it's down</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to you to keep him under manners.</font>

1664
00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:01,750
<font color="#00ffff">Ah!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">These are serious people.</font>

1665
01:00:01,790 --> 01:00:02,510
<font color="#00ffff">Ah!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">These are serious people.</font>

1666
01:00:02,550 --> 01:00:04,550
HE CLUCKS
<font color="#00ff00">They appear to be house-trained.</font>

1667
01:00:04,590 --> 01:00:05,950
HE CLUCKS
<font color="#00ff00">They appear to be house-trained.</font>

1668
01:00:05,990 --> 01:00:07,990
<font color="#00ff00">Don't be deceived by the facade.</font>

1669
01:00:08,030 --> 01:00:08,830
<font color="#00ff00">Don't be deceived by the facade.</font>

1670
01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:12,750
In order to stop ourselves
being associated with criminals...

1671
01:00:12,790 --> 01:00:13,630
In order to stop ourselves
being associated with criminals...

1672
01:00:13,670 --> 01:00:15,630
<font color="#00ffff">Go on!</font>

1673
01:00:15,670 --> 01:00:17,670
..we are going to become...
criminals?

1674
01:00:17,710 --> 01:00:19,430
..we are going to become...
criminals?

1675
01:00:19,470 --> 01:00:21,470
<font color="#00ff00">We're not criminals, Freddie.</font>

1676
01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:21,670
<font color="#00ff00">We're not criminals, Freddie.</font>

1677
01:00:21,710 --> 01:00:23,710
APPLAUSE

1678
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,150
APPLAUSE

1679
01:00:25,630 --> 01:00:27,190
Eddie...
<font color="#00ffff">My guy.</font>

1680
01:00:27,230 --> 01:00:29,190
So, before the show, we were outside

1681
01:00:29,230 --> 01:00:31,230
and you were showing me
a way to walk like the Sapeurs.

1682
01:00:31,270 --> 01:00:32,150
and you were showing me
a way to walk like the Sapeurs.

1683
01:00:32,190 --> 01:00:34,190
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, the Sapeurs</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the gentlemens of Congo.</font>

1684
01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:34,790
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, the Sapeurs</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the gentlemens of Congo.</font>

1685
01:00:34,830 --> 01:00:36,830
The Congo gentlemen
who are amazingly well-dressed,

1686
01:00:36,870 --> 01:00:37,110
The Congo gentlemen
who are amazingly well-dressed,

1687
01:00:37,150 --> 01:00:38,950
very stylish,
and we were doing the stagger.

1688
01:00:38,990 --> 01:00:40,990
You have the rhythm and the moves.
I wonder whether you could teach us,

1689
01:00:41,030 --> 01:00:42,030
You have the rhythm and the moves.
I wonder whether you could teach us,

1690
01:00:42,070 --> 01:00:44,070
either a bit of dance,
from Strictly if you want,

1691
01:00:44,110 --> 01:00:44,790
either a bit of dance,
from Strictly if you want,

1692
01:00:44,830 --> 01:00:46,830
or kind of Congolese moves.
What are you...?

1693
01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:47,830
or kind of Congolese moves.
What are you...?

1694
01:00:47,870 --> 01:00:49,870
<font color="#00ffff">I think we should take it to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Strictly Come Congo, to be fair.</font>

1695
01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:50,910
<font color="#00ffff">I think we should take it to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Strictly Come Congo, to be fair.</font>

1696
01:00:50,950 --> 01:00:52,950
Strictly Congo Dancing.
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1697
01:00:52,990 --> 01:00:53,270
Strictly Congo Dancing.
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

1698
01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:55,310
<font color="#00ffff">So, here's the thing, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as I said before, guys,</font>

1699
01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:55,790
<font color="#00ffff">So, here's the thing, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as I said before, guys,</font>

1700
01:00:55,830 --> 01:00:57,830
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to dance like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're looking for that weird ex.</font>

1701
01:00:57,870 --> 01:00:59,510
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to dance like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're looking for that weird ex.</font>

1702
01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:00,750
<font color="#00ffff">You've got to look paranoid.</font>

1703
01:01:00,790 --> 01:01:02,790
<font color="#00ffff">But with Congo,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's all about the hips.</font>

1704
01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:03,390
<font color="#00ffff">But with Congo,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's all about the hips.</font>

1705
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:05,430
<font color="#00ffff">Right, it's all about the hips.</font>

1706
01:01:05,470 --> 01:01:06,150
<font color="#00ffff">Right, it's all about the hips.</font>

1707
01:01:06,190 --> 01:01:08,190
<font color="#00ffff">You've got to feel the hips,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to feel the hips.</font>

1708
01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:08,550
<font color="#00ffff">You've got to feel the hips,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you've got to feel the hips.</font>

1709
01:01:08,590 --> 01:01:10,070
OK.

1710
01:01:10,110 --> 01:01:11,110
LAUGHTER

1711
01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:13,150
So, who feels like
they have got the energy for this?

1712
01:01:13,190 --> 01:01:13,550
So, who feels like
they have got the energy for this?

1713
01:01:13,590 --> 01:01:15,590
<font color="#00ff00">I got this.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a bit worried about that bit.</font>

1714
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:16,430
<font color="#00ff00">I got this.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm a bit worried about that bit.</font>

1715
01:01:17,990 --> 01:01:19,710
<font color="#00ff00">And then I'm looking for my ex.</font>

1716
01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:21,750
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, that's a nice one.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've seen my auntie do that.</font>

1717
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:23,790
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, that's a nice one.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've seen my auntie do that.</font>

1718
01:01:23,830 --> 01:01:24,150
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, that's a nice one.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I've seen my auntie do that.</font>

1719
01:01:24,190 --> 01:01:26,190
<font color="#00ffff">Ooh, ooh!</font>
Hold on.

1720
01:01:26,230 --> 01:01:27,270
<font color="#00ffff">Ooh, ooh!</font>
Hold on.

1721
01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:29,310
CHEERING

1722
01:01:29,350 --> 01:01:29,790
CHEERING

1723
01:01:37,070 --> 01:01:38,630
<font color="#ffff00">You like that?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You're Congolese.</font>

1724
01:01:38,670 --> 01:01:40,670
<font color="#ffff00">I think I'll leave it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the professional.</font>

1725
01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:40,830
<font color="#ffff00">I think I'll leave it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to the professional.</font>

1726
01:01:40,870 --> 01:01:42,870
<font color="#00ffff">But also, here's the thing, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when we're doing it...</font>

1727
01:01:42,910 --> 01:01:44,070
<font color="#00ffff">But also, here's the thing, right,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when we're doing it...</font>

1728
01:01:44,110 --> 01:01:46,110
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, that's a...</font>

1729
01:01:46,150 --> 01:01:46,750
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, that's a...</font>

1730
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,270
LAUGHTER

1731
01:01:48,310 --> 01:01:50,310
<font color="#00ffff">Jonathan's constipated.</font>

1732
01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:50,430
<font color="#00ffff">Jonathan's constipated.</font>

1733
01:01:51,590 --> 01:01:53,590
<font color="#00ffff">So, here we go.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So, fold the arms, right?</font> Fold them.

1734
01:01:53,630 --> 01:01:53,750
<font color="#00ffff">So, here we go.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So, fold the arms, right?</font> Fold them.

1735
01:01:53,790 --> 01:01:55,790
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, look very serious.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">That's the one.</font>

1736
01:01:55,830 --> 01:01:56,310
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, look very serious.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">That's the one.</font>

1737
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:58,350
<font color="#00ffff">And then just feel the hips.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Can you feel the hips?</font>

1738
01:01:58,390 --> 01:01:58,510
<font color="#00ffff">And then just feel the hips.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Can you feel the hips?</font>

1739
01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:00,550
<font color="#00ffff">Nothing else. Mannequin challenge.</font>
Are you moving yours now?

1740
01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:01,070
<font color="#00ffff">Nothing else. Mannequin challenge.</font>
Are you moving yours now?

1741
01:02:01,110 --> 01:02:02,750
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not moving at all.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Now feel the hips.</font>

1742
01:02:02,790 --> 01:02:04,630
Tremble 'em, like that?
<font color="#00ffff">Feel the hips.</font>

1743
01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:06,670
CONGOLESE MUSIC
<font color="#00ffff">Let's go, let's go.</font>

1744
01:02:06,710 --> 01:02:06,870
CONGOLESE MUSIC
<font color="#00ffff">Let's go, let's go.</font>

1745
01:02:07,990 --> 01:02:09,950
<font color="#00ffff">Lower, lower, lower.</font>

1746
01:02:09,990 --> 01:02:11,990
<font color="#00ffff">Lower, lower.</font>

1747
01:02:12,030 --> 01:02:12,150
<font color="#00ffff">Lower, lower.</font>

1748
01:02:12,190 --> 01:02:14,110
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1749
01:02:14,150 --> 01:02:16,150
<font color="#00ffff">I'll give you a ten.</font>
I'll tell you what,

1750
01:02:16,190 --> 01:02:16,470
<font color="#00ffff">I'll give you a ten.</font>
I'll tell you what,

1751
01:02:16,510 --> 01:02:18,270
I feel that in my knees.

1752
01:02:18,310 --> 01:02:20,310
<font color="#00ffff">You might have felt that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in your pancreas as well.</font>

1753
01:02:20,350 --> 01:02:20,470
<font color="#00ffff">You might have felt that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in your pancreas as well.</font>

1754
01:02:20,510 --> 01:02:22,510
<font color="#00ff00">I've never been more turned on</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in my life.</font>

1755
01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:22,790
<font color="#00ff00">I've never been more turned on</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in my life.</font>

1756
01:02:22,830 --> 01:02:23,910
LAUGHTER

1757
01:02:23,950 --> 01:02:25,950
<font color="#00ffff">Says the Congolese.</font>

1758
01:02:25,990 --> 01:02:26,510
<font color="#00ffff">Says the Congolese.</font>

1759
01:02:26,550 --> 01:02:28,550
That was the most exercise I've done
for about a month.<font color="#00ffff">This is it.</font>

1760
01:02:28,590 --> 01:02:29,390
That was the most exercise I've done
for about a month.<font color="#00ffff">This is it.</font>

1761
01:02:29,430 --> 01:02:31,110
So, thank you all for being here,

1762
01:02:31,150 --> 01:02:32,910
it was so much fun
spending time with you.

1763
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:34,950
Thank you to all my guests.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ray Winstone!

1764
01:02:34,990 --> 01:02:35,710
Thank you to all my guests.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ray Winstone!

1765
01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:37,590
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1766
01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:39,630
The fabulous Katherine Ryan
right here!

1767
01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:40,750
The fabulous Katherine Ryan
right here!

1768
01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,790
Mr Noel Fielding!
Watch his new show, it's great.

1769
01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:43,590
Mr Noel Fielding!
Watch his new show, it's great.

1770
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:45,630
And of course, Eddie Kadi!

1771
01:02:45,670 --> 01:02:47,670
Go and see him live if you can.

1772
01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:47,910
Go and see him live if you can.

1773
01:02:47,950 --> 01:02:49,950
We're not here next week,
we've got a week off

1774
01:02:49,990 --> 01:02:51,230
We're not here next week,
we've got a week off

1775
01:02:51,270 --> 01:02:53,270
because the Brits are on
all Saturday night next week,

1776
01:02:53,310 --> 01:02:53,790
because the Brits are on
all Saturday night next week,

1777
01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:55,750
so watch that.
Join me again on March 9th,

1778
01:02:55,790 --> 01:02:57,590
when we've got a great line-up
for you.

1779
01:02:57,630 --> 01:02:59,150
Millie Bobby Brown will be here,

1780
01:02:59,190 --> 01:03:01,150
Luke "the Nuke" Littler
from the world of darts,

1781
01:03:01,190 --> 01:03:02,430
Rob Beckett will be here,

1782
01:03:02,470 --> 01:03:04,470
and we've got music
from not only Raye

1783
01:03:04,510 --> 01:03:04,670
and we've got music
from not only Raye

1784
01:03:04,710 --> 01:03:06,710
but also John Squire
and Liam Gallagher together here.

1785
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:06,910
but also John Squire
and Liam Gallagher together here.

1786
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,950
So, that's going to be a great show.
Now, this evening,

1787
01:03:08,990 --> 01:03:09,430
So, that's going to be a great show.
Now, this evening,

1788
01:03:09,470 --> 01:03:11,470
we're gonna finish in style
with Heartbreak Kid,

1789
01:03:11,510 --> 01:03:12,030
we're gonna finish in style
with Heartbreak Kid,

1790
01:03:12,070 --> 01:03:13,950
it is The Vaccines!

1791
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:15,870
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1792
01:03:22,470 --> 01:03:24,470
# You heavy hitter
When you cried on the sky

1793
01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:25,470
# You heavy hitter
When you cried on the sky

1794
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,510
# You made it glitter
The moon in your eye

1795
01:03:27,550 --> 01:03:28,550
# You made it glitter
The moon in your eye

1796
01:03:28,590 --> 01:03:30,590
# You were childlike
But you didn't care

1797
01:03:30,630 --> 01:03:31,790
# You were childlike
But you didn't care

1798
01:03:33,950 --> 01:03:35,950
# So now you scream it
Saying this is goodbye

1799
01:03:35,990 --> 01:03:37,230
# So now you scream it
Saying this is goodbye

1800
01:03:37,270 --> 01:03:38,910
# But you don't mean it

1801
01:03:38,950 --> 01:03:40,950
# Always calling your bluff
Why believe it?

1802
01:03:40,990 --> 01:03:41,830
# Always calling your bluff
Why believe it?

1803
01:03:41,870 --> 01:03:43,190
# There isn't the time

1804
01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:47,990
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1805
01:03:48,030 --> 01:03:49,830
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1806
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,910
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1807
01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:54,950
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1808
01:03:54,990 --> 01:03:56,310
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1809
01:03:56,350 --> 01:03:58,350
# Till you're feeling it

1810
01:03:58,390 --> 01:03:59,510
# Till you're feeling it

1811
01:03:59,550 --> 01:04:01,550
# Let your heart break, kid

1812
01:04:01,590 --> 01:04:03,310
# Let your heart break, kid

1813
01:04:03,350 --> 01:04:05,350
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did

1814
01:04:05,390 --> 01:04:06,270
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did

1815
01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:08,310
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid

1816
01:04:08,350 --> 01:04:09,230
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid

1817
01:04:09,270 --> 01:04:11,270
# You can't believe
They really called it quits

1818
01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:12,190
# You can't believe
They really called it quits

1819
01:04:12,230 --> 01:04:14,230
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid

1820
01:04:14,270 --> 01:04:15,230
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid

1821
01:04:16,350 --> 01:04:17,630
# You got undressed

1822
01:04:17,670 --> 01:04:19,670
# You stepped into the fire
Out of protest

1823
01:04:19,710 --> 01:04:20,230
# You stepped into the fire
Out of protest

1824
01:04:20,270 --> 01:04:22,270
# Now everything burns
And you blew it

1825
01:04:22,310 --> 01:04:23,270
# Now everything burns
And you blew it

1826
01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:25,150
# It was right on your lips

1827
01:04:27,910 --> 01:04:29,910
# So now you're waiting
It's a function of time oscillating

1828
01:04:29,950 --> 01:04:31,950
# So now you're waiting
It's a function of time oscillating

1829
01:04:31,990 --> 01:04:32,590
# So now you're waiting
It's a function of time oscillating

1830
01:04:32,630 --> 01:04:34,630
# You've got nowhere to go
When you're growing

1831
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:34,990
# You've got nowhere to go
When you're growing

1832
01:04:35,030 --> 01:04:37,030
# The road never ends

1833
01:04:37,070 --> 01:04:37,310
# The road never ends

1834
01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:40,830
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1835
01:04:40,870 --> 01:04:42,870
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1836
01:04:42,910 --> 01:04:43,230
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1837
01:04:43,270 --> 01:04:45,270
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1838
01:04:45,310 --> 01:04:47,310
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1839
01:04:47,350 --> 01:04:49,350
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1840
01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:49,670
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1841
01:04:49,710 --> 01:04:51,710
# Till you're feeling it

1842
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,550
# Till you're feeling it

1843
01:04:52,590 --> 01:04:54,590
# Let your heart break, kid

1844
01:04:54,630 --> 01:04:56,230
# Let your heart break, kid

1845
01:04:56,270 --> 01:04:58,270
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did

1846
01:04:58,310 --> 01:04:59,710
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did

1847
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:01,750
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid

1848
01:05:01,790 --> 01:05:02,830
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid

1849
01:05:02,870 --> 01:05:04,870
# You can't believe
They really called it quits

1850
01:05:04,910 --> 01:05:05,470
# You can't believe
They really called it quits

1851
01:05:05,510 --> 01:05:07,510
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid

1852
01:05:07,550 --> 01:05:08,790
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid

1853
01:05:20,950 --> 01:05:22,950
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1854
01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:24,750
# People like us think we got
All the time in the world

1855
01:05:27,630 --> 01:05:29,630
# But we ain't got all the time
In the world

1856
01:05:29,670 --> 01:05:30,830
# But we ain't got all the time
In the world

1857
01:05:32,870 --> 01:05:34,870
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1858
01:05:34,910 --> 01:05:36,910
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1859
01:05:36,950 --> 01:05:38,430
# Let your heart break, kid
Let your heart break, kid

1860
01:05:38,470 --> 01:05:40,470
# Till you're feeling it

1861
01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:41,590
# Till you're feeling it

1862
01:05:41,630 --> 01:05:43,630
# Let your heart break, kid

1863
01:05:43,670 --> 01:05:45,630
# Let your heart break, kid

1864
01:05:45,670 --> 01:05:47,670
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did

1865
01:05:47,710 --> 01:05:48,310
# Oh, you never thought
They'd leave you, but they did

1866
01:05:48,350 --> 01:05:50,350
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid

1867
01:05:50,390 --> 01:05:52,110
# Now everybody calls you
The heartbreak kid

1868
01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:54,150
# You can't believe
They really called it quits

1869
01:05:54,190 --> 01:05:54,430
# You can't believe
They really called it quits

1870
01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:56,470
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid. #

1871
01:05:56,510 --> 01:05:57,350
# And you never thought that you
Would be the heartbreak kid. #

1872
01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:13,510
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

1873
01:06:16,830 --> 01:06:18,830
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