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Hello.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Thank you, that's very kind.
Thank you very much.
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Good evening, everyone.
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Good evening, and welcome
to The Jonathan Ross Show.
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We have got a great show lined up
for you tonight,
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so let's have a look
at who's in my green room.
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First up, a fantastic actor
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who's been entertaining audiences
for over 30 years.
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He's Ant-Man
in the Marvel Cinematic Universe,
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and you'll know him
from The 40-Year-Old Virgin,
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Friends, Anchorman -
so many great things,
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AND the brand-new Ghostbusters.
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I'm very excited
to have him here tonight,
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it's the brilliant Paul Rudd,
ladies and gentlemen!
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Paul Rudd in the flesh.
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WHISTLING
Hello, Paul.
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My next guest is an amazing talent.
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She's an award-winning actor,
a number-one-selling singer
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as well as a brilliant writer,
producer and director.
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It's the phenomenal Billie Piper!
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Billie!
WHISTLING
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Alongside them, we have a true icon.
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She had sold
over 100 million records
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as part of the biggest girl group
of all time.
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It's the super spicy
and not-at-all-scary Mel B!
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Mel B,
we're pleased to have you back.
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And as if that weren't enough,
we're also joined
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by one of my favourite new comedians
on the stand-up circuit.
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He's only 25,
but he's already wowed us all
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with a critically-acclaimed
comedy special.
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The very, very funny Mr Leo Reich!
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Young Leo.
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Plus, we have
an incredible performance
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from the next big thing
in British music.
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She's had over 500 million streams,
a top-three single
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and is preparing to release
her debut studio album,
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it's the wonderful Cat Burns!
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I'm thrilled you're here, Cat.
Thank you for joining us.
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Here's another thing
I think you'll enjoy.
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One young couple's wedding video
went viral this week
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when they got
to the bit in the ceremony
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which everyone dreads.
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They have to do that bit,
but everyone dreads
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when the vicar or the master
of ceremonies, whoever it is, says,
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"Does anyone have any reason these
two should not be joined together?"
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And you always worry
there's gonna be someone
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who's a bit of a character
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who'll try and make it
all about themselves.
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Look at this.
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OFFICIANT: Memories are fresher
and commitment is stronger.
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In order to proceed, I must now ask
if any person here present...
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COW MOOS,
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I knew that was gonna happen.
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Duly noted!
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Called it.
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Honestly, that's the first time
that's ever happened.
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If any person here present knows
of any lawful impediment...
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COW MOOS,
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Shall we get on with the show?
AUDIENCE: Yeah!
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OK. Let's get my first guest
out here.
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Will you please welcome with me,
Billie Piper and Paul Rudd!
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Looking fabulous, Paul.
Likewise.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you.
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Billie, looking amazing.
Great to have you here.
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Come and sit down.
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Great to have you both here. Thank
you for joining me on the show.
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Thank you for having us.
Thanks for having us.
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I was talking to Billie
a little bit before the show,
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and you told me what a huge fan
you were of Paul. Oh, yeah.
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When I was younger. Josh, Clueless.
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Oh.
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I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry, I...
Not at all. No, thank you.
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Well, I'm a fan of yours,
it's lovely to meet you.
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It's LOVELY to meet you.
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And you mentioned to me, Billie,
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you mentioned me his eyes...
you asked me about his eyes.
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Oh, I didn't realise
you were gonna raise that.
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Well, no, I just thought
this should be shared.
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What did you say about his eyes?
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Well, there's something quite catty
about your eyes.
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Actually,
now I'm seeing them live...
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they're a lot warmer in the flesh.
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I mean, you're very warm.
Yeah.
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But sometimes, it seems like
the light reflects on your eyes
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in a way that, erm...
feels quite primal.
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I get "cold and dead" a lot.
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Cold, dead eyes.
They're gorgeous eyes.
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They're gorgeous eyes.
Thanks, guys.
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Paul, so, am I right in thinking
you were born in the US?
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I think New Jersey, is that right?
Yeah.
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OK, but your parents are both from
here, aren't they? That's right.
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Both from London. Yeah.
Both from the UK.
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Do you have a fondness for the UK
because of that?
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Do you get to visit often?
Absolutely.
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I've been coming here my whole life.
I have dual citizenship. Wow.
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And I just, you know,
it was tough to get
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any real good chocolate and candy
and all of the, you know,
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good stuff here in the Midwest,
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so we would always have relatives
send it over,
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and so I have such a warm...
you know, warm feeling for England.
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So relatives would send food parcels
of chocolates over to you...
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Yeah. Yeah.
..as a child.
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Crunchie bars - you couldn't get 'em
where I lived.
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You couldn't get Rowntree Fruit
Gums, which were my dad's favourite.
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He loved the Fruit Gums
that would take your teeth out.
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Someone hissed when you said
Rowntree Fruit Gums...
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I didn't realise, everyone's like,
"Oh, the pastilles?" Yes.
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The pastilles, which are great,
everyone loves,
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but my dad loved the gums.
Gums.
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Yeah.
AUDIENCE GROANS
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The ones that take your teeth out.
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Yeah, and nobody seems to like them,
just based on that reaction.
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You're part of the big new
Ghostbusters movie.
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Mm-hm.
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But before we get to that,
this is not the only franchise,
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cos of course, you were Ant-Man
in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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Which was amazing.
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I love those movies.
Oh, great, thank you.
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You know I love those movies,
I really do.
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What's it like filming one?
Because they're huge in scale. Yeah.
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And you filmed that one here,
I think?
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That's right, yeah.
The last one, we filmed here.
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The first two, we filmed in Georgia.
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Right.
All set in San Francisco.
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But this one, yeah,
this one we filmed out here.
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And a huge scope of sets, I imagine?
Great scale? Enormous.
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And, I mean, to be involved
in one of those productions is...
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is really astounding,
and this one was really unique,
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because they built this thing
called The Volume,
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which is like a screen,
an LED screen
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that wraps around
an entire soundstage.
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They brought out dirt on the floor
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to make it look and feel
more realistic.
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So you're in a huge soundstage
with dirt everywhere...
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BILLIE LAUGHS
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Pretty much, although,
it wasn't actually... wasn't dirt.
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I think they got a deal on the dirt,
because...
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it turned out to be manure.
Wow.
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LAUGHTER,
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And we filmed in the summer.
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GROANS CONTINUE
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You know what strikes me
as being weird about that,
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I would imagine that dirt
would probably be cheaper...
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than manure.
Than manure.
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You would think.
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Can you imagine the tomatoes
they grew when you were gone? Yeah.
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LAUGHTER
It's true.
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What do the fan base say?
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Cos Marvel fans, and I am
one of them, they're quite...
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"Obsessive" is the wrong word,
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but they're big on the details,
they love looking at the characters,
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the changes made from the film
from the comic books.
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You had much interactions?
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You ever been to conventions
to meet the fans of those films?
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I went to one of those Comic-Cons,
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and the very first time
Ant-Man was announced,
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I went to the big Comic-Con.
I'd never been to one before.
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In San Diego?
Yeah.
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And it was interesting
because they...
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I was part of the Marvel panel,
and I went out with The Avengers.
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Which is a really interesting way
to go to a Comic-Con.
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I've described it as going...
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It's like going to
a music convention with The Beatles.
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Yeah, it's the only way
to go to a Comic-Con.
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It's like, "Oh, this has kind of
ruined it for me now,"
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there's thousands of people
screaming, going crazy.
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It was pretty wild, yeah.
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Of course, I'm sure you know this,
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but Billie was so good in Doctor Who
many years ago.
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As Rose Tyler... which was amazing.
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When they brought that show back,
and we didn't know what to expect,
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but it was so good.
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You with Christopher Eccleston
originally. It was amazing.
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And you've been to a few of the
Doctor Who conventions. Oh, yeah.
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Cos they're equally passionate,
those fans. Yeah.
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I've been to loads.
I've been to... maybe 50.
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Yeah, they're amazing,
they're amazing.
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It's unlike anything you'll ever do
professionally, I would say.
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You have to...
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I'm often signing autographs
with two-week-old babies
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who have been named Billie Rose
or Piper Rose or...
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My signature's kind of scrawled over
someone's arm,
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and then they have it tattooed
on their beautiful skin.
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My shitty signing...
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..all over their beautiful skin.
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Had you been a fan
of Doctor Who before?
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No.
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I really... I'm not sci-fi,
I'm not Marvel. Sorry.
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I-I'd love to be in it,
but I am not, erm...
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Let's just make that clear.
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I... I don't necessarily
follow it, but I will.
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Yeah.
Moving forwards.
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It's an awkward situ...
It's fine. It's really OK.
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David Tennant, of course, returned,
and it was...
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David Tennant was probably
my favourite Doctor of all time.
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Cos I loved so many growing up,
but he was so amazing,
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and he returned for
the 60th anniversary. I know.
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Were they after you?
Have they asked you to do that?
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Have they asked you
to go back again? Would you go back?
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They haven't asked me.
Wow.
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But I'd love to go back,
because now they're, like...
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Now there's, like,
musical features... Yeah.
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..and musical elements,
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which I think that is the next
obvious progression of that show.
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Of course there should be music.
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With Doogie Howser doing
a Spice Girls number!
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Yes.
Did you see that?
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Perfect. Yes, it was amazing.
So I'd like some of that.
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So you would definitely go back if
they gave you more to do, basically?
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Yeah, more dancing.
More dancing.
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I wanna talk
about your dancing earlier on,
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cos I know you suffered
a minor injury dancing,
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let's not get into that yet.
I wanna talk about Ghostbusters.
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Frozen Empire,
the new Ghostbusters movie, out now,
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and it's a great, fun family film.
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And what's amazing, though -
for me, as a fan, it was great -
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to see you on screen
with the original,
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those who are still with us,
the original Ghostbusters. Yeah.
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How was that?
Surreal.
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It didn't make any sense whatsoever.
It's very hard when you...
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It was super cool to put on
the flight suit and the proton pack
234
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and shoot ghosts.
235
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I felt like I was ten years old.
236
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But then to kind of look over
237
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and see Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd
doing the same thing... Yeah.
238
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I immediately forgot
I was actually filming a scene,
239
00:10:22,541 --> 00:10:23,901
I'm just looking at them, going,
240
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"Whoa! There they are!
There they are!"
241
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It was very exciting
and a real honour, yeah.
242
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Did you, being a fan of it
and having that incredible moment,
243
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did you take anything home
from the set?
244
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Were you allowed to keep your suit,
a proton blaster, the car?
245
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LAUGHTER
I, uh... I kept my suit.
246
00:10:41,061 --> 00:10:43,261
Yeah. Yeah, which was pretty great.
Yeah.
247
00:10:43,261 --> 00:10:44,541
And I took a couple of things.
248
00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:46,301
I just took them,
I didn't tell anyone.
249
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I don't think I was supposed to.
250
00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:50,301
I take things from set as well.
You do?
251
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:53,781
It's the... Why work on anything if
you can't steal from the set? Steal.
252
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LAUGHTER
You know?
253
00:10:55,461 --> 00:10:57,101
What have you lifted from sets?
254
00:10:58,181 --> 00:11:00,941
Oh, God, loads of things, erm...
LAUGHTER
255
00:11:00,941 --> 00:11:04,861
Rings, like, play rings,
costume jewellery.
256
00:11:04,861 --> 00:11:07,421
I took a whip from Secret Diary.
Wow, OK.
257
00:11:07,421 --> 00:11:11,141
Erm... Underwear
from Secret Diary, because...
258
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,061
I'm never gonna buy that.
Goes with the whip!
259
00:11:13,061 --> 00:11:14,661
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
260
00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:18,901
It makes sense. Loads of stuff
from the TARDIS, like the cent...
261
00:11:18,901 --> 00:11:21,221
the console,
the main central console.
262
00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:23,821
Hold it, the main console...?
Yeah. How did you smuggle that out?
263
00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:25,861
Well, it's... No, I didn't take
the main console,
264
00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:26,981
I just took stuff, like...
265
00:11:26,981 --> 00:11:30,741
you know, scraping it in, cos
it's just, like, bric-a-brac. So...
266
00:11:30,741 --> 00:11:33,941
Yeah, but it's gonna get lost
in space and time now.
267
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LAUGHTER
Not my concern.
268
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Let's have a look at a clip.
269
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This is the amazing new Ghostbusters
film starring Paul Rudd...
270
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I can't wait. ..as well as a cast
of other brilliant stars...
271
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Frozen Empire.
It's out now. Look at this.
272
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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
273
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RAY STANTZ: We might be looking
at a second ice age.
274
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TREVOR: 'We're gonna need
all the help we can get.'
275
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Let's get to work.
276
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Can I be of any help?
277
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Melnitz in uniform! Yeah!
278
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:08,101
MR GROOBERSON:
If there's something strange...
279
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..if there's something weird...
PHONE RINGS
280
00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:14,741
..who are people gonna call?
Ghostbusters, what do you want?
281
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We're the Ghostbusters.
282
00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:20,541
Can I tell you something else?
What?
283
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:24,021
Bustin' makes me feel good.
No. It makes me feel good.
284
00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:25,541
LAUGHTER
That's a great line.
285
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
286
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Come on, Frozen Empire out now.
A great family film.
287
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:33,101
You have...
You've got some children,
288
00:12:33,101 --> 00:12:35,581
but you've got three kids,
is that right, Billie? I do, yeah.
289
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And what do they think of you?
290
00:12:36,781 --> 00:12:38,661
I was thinking that
cos it's a family film.
291
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What do they think of you...?
292
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What do they think of your work,
your career?
293
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,901
Do they tell you what they think?
Do you ask them?
294
00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:46,621
I would say my older ones
couldn't give a shit.
295
00:12:46,621 --> 00:12:48,181
LAUGHTER
296
00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:52,021
Which I actually like.
I think that's a healthier response.
297
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:56,501
I think I've got a fan
in my youngest child.
298
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:58,181
She seems to be, erm...
299
00:12:58,181 --> 00:13:01,181
Well, she'll watch my music videos
and things like that
300
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:07,021
and ask to put the songs on
in the car, and I'll oblige.
301
00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:10,821
And, Paul, you've got an 18-year-old
and a 14-year-old, I think?
302
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:14,101
Are they fans of your work?
Do the kids like seeing their dad?
303
00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:16,021
No, they couldn't...
they could care less.
304
00:13:16,021 --> 00:13:17,821
Yeah, that's great!
It's great.
305
00:13:17,821 --> 00:13:20,501
But at the end of the day,
they're just...
306
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,341
I'm their dad, I'm not cool.
Yeah.
307
00:13:22,341 --> 00:13:23,581
And if they ever think that...
308
00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:25,941
If they ever think that I'm getting
too big for my britches,
309
00:13:25,941 --> 00:13:28,981
they'll just say, "Hey, you know,
you're not Black Panther."
310
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LAUGHTER
311
00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:33,581
Which is actually something
my son DID say to me.
312
00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:35,101
He actually did say it.
313
00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:37,501
Paul, I hope you don't mind
my asking, I wanna ask you
314
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about one of my favourite scenes
in recent comedy cinema history,
315
00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:42,901
which you were there
for the filming of,
316
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:45,341
you're on screen in it,
the scene in 40-Year-Old Virgin...
317
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:48,021
Oh, amazing. ..where they wax
Steve Carell's chest.
318
00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:49,821
Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah.
319
00:13:49,821 --> 00:13:51,661
That must have been
quite a day at the office.
320
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:55,021
LAUGHTER
Yeah, that was, uh... That was...
321
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:58,501
They had about five cameras set up,
because once he got waxed,
322
00:13:58,501 --> 00:14:00,981
you couldn't...
you couldn't do it again.
323
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:03,181
Because he really got...
He really got waxed.
324
00:14:03,181 --> 00:14:05,821
You can't un-wax a man.
You can't... You can't go back.
325
00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:07,021
"Once you're waxed..."
326
00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:09,341
Despite what The Karate Kid told us.
Yeah.
327
00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:13,341
Yeah, yeah, no, it's wax...
wax on, wax off, stays off. Yeah.
328
00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:15,541
LAUGHTER
And...
329
00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:20,061
And that girl, the woman
who was the... the waxer...
330
00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:21,501
The waxer.
The waxer.
331
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:24,901
..I remember when she came in
and was talking about it.
332
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:27,821
She said her family owned a salon,
this was what she did.
333
00:14:27,821 --> 00:14:29,981
But I think it's like...
334
00:14:29,981 --> 00:14:32,421
Sometimes, you know,
when you're looking for a job, and,
335
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:34,261
"Can you ride a motorcycle?" "Sure!"
336
00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:36,141
Yeah.
LAUGHTER
337
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:38,861
Yeah. She went to do it,
she put glue on, and actually,
338
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:41,301
one of the crew guys said,
"No, no, no, no,
339
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:45,541
"you have to put oil or something
on his nipple,
340
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,741
"otherwise, you're gonna rip
the whole thing off."
341
00:14:47,741 --> 00:14:49,421
AUDIENCE GASP
Yeah. It did bleed, I think.
342
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,221
Yeah, he really did bleed.
He did bleed.
343
00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:53,181
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, he... he bled.
Um...
344
00:14:53,181 --> 00:14:54,901
LAUGHTER
I mean...
345
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:58,261
But it was something else.
It was really... To be in the room.
346
00:14:58,261 --> 00:15:00,061
Previously, I thought
he was a great actor.
347
00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:02,261
Now I'm thinking
he just had to suffer.
348
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:04,461
Very little acting required...
Wow.
349
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,141
..from Steve in that scene. Yeah.
Wow.
350
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:08,821
Have you ever been waxed?
I've never been waxed.
351
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:11,701
Well, this evening, we've decided,
ladies and gentlemen... Oh!
352
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:13,061
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
353
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,861
No. No. No.
354
00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:18,621
We're gonna take a break,
but don't go away,
355
00:15:18,621 --> 00:15:20,821
because up next, we'll be joined
by the fabulous Mel B!
356
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See you in a couple of minutes.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
357
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
358
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,140
Welcome back to the show.
359
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:37,380
Let's get my next guest out,
ladies and gentlemen.
360
00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:41,260
She is one fifth of the bestselling
girl group of all time,
361
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,500
the amazing force of nature
that is Mel B!
362
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,420
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
363
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,820
Wow. You look amazing, as always.
364
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:57,260
Come and sit down here.
365
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,860
THEY CHAT
INDISTINCTLY
366
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,620
Oh!
CHEERING CONTINUES
367
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,700
Lovely to have you here, Mel.
Great to have you back on the show.
368
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,140
I know. I love you.
I love your show.
369
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,020
Well, I love you, too.
Thank you for coming on.
370
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,220
Always had fun.
I've gotta say, Paul, were you...?
371
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:15,900
I mean, obviously,
Spice Girls were famous,
372
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:17,260
were huge in America, as well.
373
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,740
Yeah.
Were you a fan? Yeah.
374
00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:20,940
You don't have to answer that,
you know. Oh, yeah...
375
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,140
I've seen the film more than once.
Wow.
376
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,140
LAUGHTER
Yeah.
377
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,900
Are you taking the mickey?
No.
378
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,060
Spice World?
Yeah.
379
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:29,740
I mean, I love it,
but I don't expect you to love it.
380
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,580
You do proper films.
It's great.
381
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,980
Spice World was a masterpiece.
By the way, that's...
382
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:36,180
You must've been a fan...
BILLE: I watch it every year.
383
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,460
Stop!
Once a year...
384
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,660
Oh, my God, and do you
just sit there and cringe?
385
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,020
I sit there and laugh,
and I force my kids to watch it.
386
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,340
Oh, I love it.
LAUGHTER
387
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,820
Hey, but, you know, er,
the Spice Girls... Come on.
388
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,340
Yeah.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
389
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,940
What a thing the Spice Girls
were, are, continue to be,
390
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:54,460
and I believe it's
their 30th anniversary this year.
391
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,340
Oh, God, when you say that,
I feel so old.
392
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,540
But, yeah, it is.
So you...
393
00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,180
It doesn't feel like that long,
it feels like only yesterday.
394
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,740
You must have something special
planned, I would hope... Yeah.
395
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:05,260
..for all of us Spice fans,
for your 30th anniversary. Yeah.
396
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,060
We are wanting to do something,
and we are...
397
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,740
But what are you doing? Can you
tell us? I can't really tell you
398
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:12,020
because I'll get kicked out
of the WhatsApp group again,
399
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,980
so I have to be really careful.
Hold on, so...
400
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:16,780
Cos there is a Spice Girls
WhatsApp group? Oh, yeah, duh!
401
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,020
OK, so...
LAUGHTER
402
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:20,940
And it's just you and the other four
band members, or ex-band members.
403
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,260
Yeah. We're not ex.
We're still Spice Girls.
404
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,780
WHOOPING
405
00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,220
I'm always gonna be a Spice Girl
till the day I die.
406
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,980
I apologise.
LAUGHTER
407
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:32,300
Accepted.
But you get kicked out of the group?
408
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,660
Well, I don't get kicked out
of the group, I just get, like...
409
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,420
Yeah, I get kicked out
of the group. Yeah.
410
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,940
LAUGHTER
Cos, you know, I...
411
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:42,100
I get so excited whenever
I talk about Spice Girls. Yes.
412
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,340
And I do feel like the more
I say something's gonna happen,
413
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,060
I will it that much...
Yeah. ..it does happen.
414
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,740
Like the Olympics,
like the 2019 tour.
415
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,780
You manifest it. You manifest...
I literally do.
416
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:57,020
So, but we... we are all in talks,
so something is gonna be announced.
417
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,700
Cos I heard...
WHOOPING
418
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,420
APPLAUSE
419
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:03,140
Cos I heard a very exciting rumour.
Go on.
420
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:05,580
I heard the Spice Girls might be...
421
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,940
doing a special appearance
at Glastonbury.
422
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,860
No, that's old news.
Oh, I heard that, as well.
423
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,540
I said that last year!
Is that not true?
424
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,900
That's where I heard the rumour.
425
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,100
I think you're
a pretty reliable source.
426
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,900
LAUGHTER
I mean...
427
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,220
I mean, I think it would be
pretty cool to do Glastonbury. Yes.
428
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,580
Come on. Amazing.
No, we're not doing that.
429
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,500
Oh...
But we're doing something else. OK.
430
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,100
And I think the fans
are gonna really...
431
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,940
Well, hopefully, fingers crossed,
I hope they're gonna love it. Yeah.
432
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,180
Yeah.
You know we will.
433
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,900
Hope so.
They will love it, whatever it is.
434
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:35,100
Yeah. OK. And what is it?
Can't tell you.
435
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,300
LAUGHTER
Paul, you were in a band ever?
436
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,860
I know you've played people
on screen in bands, but you never...
437
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:42,060
No, I never was. I was
never good enough, and I was...
438
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,660
would be way too nervous
to be in a band.
439
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,580
Now when I look in your eyes,
what's the problem with his eyes?
440
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,340
Nothing! Nothing!
LAUGHTER
441
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:52,100
It's nothing. And in the flesh,
it's a very different experience.
442
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,980
They're kind of green...
But you said... ..hazel-ish.
443
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,300
..his pupils were a bit...
Dead inside.
444
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,980
Well, they always seem larger.
LAUGHTER
445
00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:02,940
Disproportionate.
But not in real life. They're great.
446
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:05,780
Well, they're quite small now.
So sorry!
447
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,740
Look at the light.
Let's not, let's not.
448
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,340
All right. See...
See if they can change.
449
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,500
I am on about 50mg of edibles.
450
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,100
LAUGHTER
451
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,060
I don't why that's having an...
an effect.
452
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,380
That makes sense.
OK. Yeah.
453
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,580
Well, I'm gonna change the subject.
Go on.
454
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:23,180
Because you know what's remarkable,
I just realised...
455
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,140
I can't see you at all right now.
LAUGHTER
456
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,540
Sorry!
Like it's the sun.
457
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,500
When you were dominating the charts
with the Spice Girls, of course,
458
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,940
another new talent emerged,
cos it was about the same time,
459
00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:34,300
you were contemporaries
in the charts, weren't you?
460
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:36,500
Well, I was kind of... behind you.
461
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,260
I was just...
following on your coat-tails.
462
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,780
No...
No way similar.
463
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,660
You were a force
to be reckoned with. No, no.
464
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,060
You were great.
Your...
465
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,700
Cos your first number one
was in '98, I think. Yeah.
466
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,900
I think I was... I was 15.
15. Yeah.
467
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,140
Wow.
And did you ever meet...
468
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,900
Did you ever on, like,
the pop shows? Yeah.
469
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,100
What I loved about the Spice Girls,
well, obviously,
470
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,700
I was SUCH a huge fan,
471
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:59,340
so imagine being 14, 15...
472
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,700
in a dressing room
with the Spice Girls.
473
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:05,180
I used to smoke cigarettes
with you guys.
474
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,620
That would have been me and Emma.
475
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,380
Yeah, it was you and Emma,
and I would...
476
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,420
we would sit on the floor
in Top Of The Pops,
477
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,380
in your dressing room,
smoking cigarettes,
478
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:15,260
ashing in a plastic cup.
It was heaven. Amazing.
479
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:18,140
Very classy. Nothing's changed,
really. Nothing's changed.
480
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,420
Come back to my dressing room.
The glamour.
481
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,620
Congratulations are in order,
I think, Mel,
482
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,220
cos I think since last
you were on the show,
483
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,700
you've got engaged, haven't you?
Yeah! Can you believe it?
484
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,580
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I can believe it.
485
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:31,500
I can't believe it.
Well, congratulations. Thank you.
486
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,740
I met your new man downstairs
before the show, Rory.
487
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,260
He seems like a very lovely man.
He's so lovely.
488
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:39,460
And he's made me believe that
there are good people out there.
489
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,900
He's made me believe in love again.
490
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,300
And I just feel so safe with him,
and he's adorable.
491
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,500
You know, I'd gone through
a really ten-year abusive marriage,
492
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,420
and I wrote a book about it and
everything, and coming from that,
493
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,900
that is the last thing on your mind
is any kind of relationships,
494
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,420
any kind of intimacy.
Absolutely not.
495
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,140
I've read the book.
I've got the book here.
496
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:01,460
The book's called Brutally Honest,
and it's a really powerful read.
497
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,660
And obviously, as the title says,
brutally honest.
498
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,500
Yeah.
Was it tough to write?
499
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,300
Was it hard to revisit?
SHE EXHALES HEAVILY
500
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,900
Really tough to write,
but, you know,
501
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,420
I got strength from my father,
who passed away,
502
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:16,740
and I promised him that I was gonna
leave that abusive relationship,
503
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,180
and I was in that relationship
for ten years.
504
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:22,340
You know, filming America's
Got Talent, filming X Factor,
505
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:25,260
and yet hiding
this dark, dirty secret,
506
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,780
which, you know, was kind of taboo.
507
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,980
Nobody really talks about abuse,
and so when I...
508
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,780
when I got my dear friend
Louise Gannon
509
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:33,300
to help me write the book
and piece my life back together,
510
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,580
erm, nobody would want to...
nobody wanted to publish it.
511
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,420
It was like,
"No, we don't talk about that."
512
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,620
So I had to beg a publisher
to publish it.
513
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,780
Finally, it did get published,
but the day before, I was thinking,
514
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,500
"This is probably gonna end
my career,
515
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,900
"cos I don't know anybody that's
talking about this kind of stuff."
516
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,900
Yeah.
And, you know, if anything,
517
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:56,420
it actually made my career
a lot better and more, erm...
518
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,620
just more honest and more open,
519
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:02,580
hence I got my MBE for all the work
that I do with Women's Aid,
520
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:04,940
you know,
spreading awareness about abuse.
521
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:06,340
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
522
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:10,140
It is weird, cos when someone's
going through that...
523
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,980
I remember meeting you
when you were with him. Oh...
524
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:15,180
You came over to my house one time.
You remember? Yeah.
525
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,940
And I remember at the time
thinking...
526
00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:19,540
And you were saying, you know,
it was all OK, but... I had to.
527
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:21,420
..you could see it wasn't...
Yeah. ..you know?
528
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,900
And I could see how it was affecting
you and your kids... Yeah.
529
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,860
..and it's hard to know
what to do to help, but...
530
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,140
Well, there's nothing you can do,
really,
531
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,180
apart from what I advocate is,
you know,
532
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,420
there's so many women dying
every week.
533
00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,460
If you don't get out...
534
00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:36,980
You NEED to get out.
Yeah. There's no other option.
535
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,540
Because even though they say
they're gonna change...
536
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:42,020
And I tried to leave
about six or seven times. Yeah.
537
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:44,020
And I'm there screaming
"girl power",
538
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:46,660
yet, for ten years,
I was completely girl powerless.
539
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:49,900
Now I've got my mojo back
bit by bit by bit,
540
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:53,780
but I'm gonna live with that trauma
right there for the rest of my life.
541
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,180
Well, it's an amazing book,
542
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:57,100
and as you said,
you've got an MBE now.
543
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,740
Yeah.
For your work in that field. Yeah.
544
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:01,380
And, erm, one of the things
545
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,220
about when someone has an MBE
or an OBE or a CBE, I think, you...
546
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:07,260
you're allowed to get married,
if you wish, in St Paul's Cathedral.
547
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,540
Yeah, that's a big deal.
Is that right? Yeah.
548
00:23:09,540 --> 00:23:12,140
I didn't know that till I googled it
after I got it.
549
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,860
I was like,
"Whoa! That's really posh."
550
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:19,300
"What does this mean in real terms?"
Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
551
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,220
So, now being engaged,
is that the plan?
552
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:22,940
Will you get married in St Paul's?
Yeah.
553
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:24,900
I mean, it's a whole process
that have to go to...
554
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:27,580
go through, because I've been
married and divorced twice before.
555
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,140
So you have to kind of get assessed,
556
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:34,420
and you have to explain why you
want to get married in that church,
557
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,980
you know, under God's name...
558
00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,940
and I'm really glad for that,
because it makes you question,
559
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,980
"Well, actually,
do I want to get married again?"
560
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:44,820
And I've always said to Rory,
"I'm never getting married again!"
561
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,700
Well, I did a complete U-turn
on that,
562
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,700
because I'm now getting married.
563
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,020
And it's a beautiful thing.
564
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:53,140
Hold it, not because you can go to
St Paul's Cathedral. No, of course!
565
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,460
LAUGHTER
Because I love Rory!
566
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,420
Because Rory's in your life.
And will anyone...
567
00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,940
You know, this wonderful network
of women you have around you,
568
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,540
the Spice Girls in particular...
Yeah.
569
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,820
..will they be involved
in helping you organise the day?
570
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,500
Well, I haven't got a date yet.
571
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,100
As soon as I get the date, then
I'll be rushing around, you know,
572
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:11,140
thinking about what
I want the wedding to look like.
573
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:14,300
But I have got a few hidden
surprises from my girls
574
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,300
that's gonna happen on the day.
Wow.
575
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,980
So yeah, they are bloody involved.
I imagine... Yes.
576
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:21,620
I imagine if you wanted
to get a spectacular wedding dress,
577
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,980
one of those women in particular
could help you out.
578
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:25,620
LAUGHTER
Well, yeah!
579
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,900
Hopefully, I won't have to pay,
Victoria. Yeah.
580
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,180
LAUGHTER
Cos she's expensive.
581
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:32,100
Yeah, it's not cheap.
582
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,620
You mentioned in the book, you know,
583
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,620
the Spice Girls had such
an incredible journey,
584
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:38,460
you mention one of the highlights
was meeting Prince Charles... Yeah.
585
00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:39,500
..back in the day.
Yeah.
586
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,300
Well, there was lots of times,
and then he came to the movie...
587
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,980
Well, I don't know
if they forced him to,
588
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,700
but he came to the movie,
Spice World,
589
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,620
and I was sitting beside him,
and he was laughing his head off,
590
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:51,620
and I'm sitting there thinking,
"Oh, my God, this movie's amazing.
591
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:54,020
"Everyone's, like,
really enjoying it."
592
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,340
And I said to Prince Charles,
593
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,060
"You're really enjoying it,
aren't you?"
594
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,500
And he went, "I'm a good actor."
595
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:02,260
LAUGHTER
And I went... "Rude!"
596
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,060
The King of England now, of course.
597
00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:07,100
But speaking of royals,
598
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,620
Billie's new project,
which is out April 5
599
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,100
on Netflix, is called Scoop.
600
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,820
Why don't you tell us
what it's about?
601
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:14,740
Well, it's about the...
602
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,260
It's not strictly
about the infamous...
603
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:20,340
Newsnight interview
with Prince Andrew.
604
00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:21,700
I don't know if you saw it.
605
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:24,540
It's actually about
the unsung heroes who...
606
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:27,940
who got that interview
onto our screens.
607
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:31,580
So, the woman I play
is Sam McAlister,
608
00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:35,420
and she was the booker on Newsnight.
609
00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,460
An amazing cast with you,
Gillian Anderson...
610
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,820
Yeah, she plays Emily Maitlis.
611
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:41,540
..who played Margaret Thatcher
so brilliantly in The Crown,
612
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,500
and now she's great
as Emily Maitlis in this.
613
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,940
And Rufus Sewell
playing Prince Andrew.
614
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,540
Now, you wouldn't think
Rufus Sewell,
615
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,500
who's a very handsome, lithe man,
616
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,700
you wouldn't think
he could convincingly play...
617
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,020
No. When they cast him,
618
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,380
I was actually gonna walk
because I thought,
619
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,940
there is no way...
620
00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,700
That's not gonna make sense,
and it's gonna be...
621
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,740
It's just gonna be so distracting
622
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,260
if it's bad prosthetics
and just everything.
623
00:26:05,260 --> 00:26:06,500
Look how good it is.
I know!
624
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,700
Like they took James Bond
and turned him into a frog.
625
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:10,900
It's an amazing...
LAUGHTER
626
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:13,140
..transformation.
Incredible.
627
00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:14,900
Let's have a look at a clip.
This is Scoop.
628
00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,060
It's out on Netflix on April 5.
Look at this.
629
00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:21,780
'My job is booking
the people we can't just call up.'
630
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,820
Hello, everyone.
631
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:26,220
You have a problem
that won't go away.
632
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:29,780
We're looking at options.
But there is a red line.
633
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,500
I've never been smuggled into
a palace before.
634
00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:39,940
If I do an interview,
the question is, why you?
635
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:43,460
With respect, you know
how people see you. Spell it out.
636
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,700
Randy Andy.
637
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:50,980
With respect?
638
00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:57,500
Everything's changed.
The FBI are raiding Epstein's home.
639
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,660
You can't stay silent.
640
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:04,100
South drawing room, two chairs,
six feet apart.
641
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,420
It's like a Western.
642
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:09,380
Make no mistake -
if we don't get the tone right...
643
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,540
the story won't be him.
644
00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:13,420
It'll be us.
645
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:17,220
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
646
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:21,300
A great drama, Scoop,
starring Billie Piper,
647
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,900
along with Gillian Anderson
and Rufus Sewell. But a great...
648
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,380
You really bring it to life.
649
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:29,060
You look quite a lot like the woman
you play in real life, don't you?
650
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:30,500
Yeah. Well, it's so funny,
651
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,700
and I don't think she'll mind me
saying - I hope not.
652
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:36,300
Erm... She wears this outfit,
the outfit you see me in,
653
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,500
pretty much every day,
like a uniform, like an armour.
654
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,500
So... There she is.
655
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:43,700
And she would come to set
quite a lot
656
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,860
dressed as me, or rather...
657
00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:48,100
I'd come to set dressed as her.
658
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:52,060
Whatever. We looked identical.
And she was there one day...
659
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:54,940
Everyone could never really
tell us apart.
660
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,060
And she was there,
661
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:58,740
and I think the Daily Mail
were there, taking pictures.
662
00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:01,180
Well, I know there were
because the story that followed
663
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:05,180
was her snogging her boyfriend,
664
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:08,180
but the story was
me snogging some random guy.
665
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:11,620
On set! As if I'd do that!
666
00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:14,580
We've got the paparazzi photographs
they took of her
667
00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:16,020
which they thought was you.
668
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:19,580
Here it is.
LAUGHTER
669
00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:21,900
That's not me.
No.
670
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,060
Very problematic.
671
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:26,460
I know. Really could get you
in trouble. Real trouble.
672
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:28,820
I'm not asking if you've ever
been in the same situation,
673
00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:31,140
Paul, but have you been mistaken
for someone else?
674
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:32,660
Uh...
675
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:35,660
Not in a while,
but early on, several times,
676
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:38,780
people sometimes thought
I was Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck?
677
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:41,420
Really?! I'm not getting that.
I didn't, either.
678
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,940
No, no, of course, I didn't, either.
But...
679
00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:45,460
He's got lovely, WARM eyes.
680
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,100
LAUGHTER
Yeah.
681
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,060
No, sorry,
I was thinking Ben Stiller.
682
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,540
Sorry, no.
Wow!
683
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:53,300
Ben Affleck makes more sense.
Oh, I can see that.
684
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:56,660
Yeah, maybe when we were, I think,
685
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,700
both starting out,
and we had short hair.
686
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,060
But I never got it, either.
687
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:01,940
Sometimes, I would tell people,
no, I wasn't.
688
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:05,500
One time, somebody said,
"Oh, OK, OK."
689
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,500
I said, "Really, I'm not."
He goes, "Mm-hm, all right.
690
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,780
"What's Matt Damon like?"
691
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:11,940
LAUGHTER
692
00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:13,700
I say, "I don't know.
I never met him.
693
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:16,700
"He seems really cool,
but I don't know him."
694
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:19,100
People didn't believe me sometimes.
Mel, what about you?
695
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:20,900
Ever been mistaken
for somebody else?
696
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,100
You're so distinctly yourself.
No, no.
697
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:25,860
But I do get told,
"Oh, you look like that,
698
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,900
"you know, that Spice Girl,
Scary Spice."
699
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:30,140
And I go, "Oh, God, not her!"
And they go,
700
00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:32,780
"I know!
I know, she looks a bit scary."
701
00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:34,220
I go, "Yeah, she's a bitch."
702
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:37,700
LAUGHTER
703
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,940
I had a horrible one happen to me.
Who? Go on.
704
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:44,580
I was in Northern Ireland.
Some nice, quite elderly ladies...
705
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:47,020
My fan base.
LAUGHTER
706
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,380
..gathered around me
for a photograph.
707
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:52,060
It was halfway through, when
they were asking me about my farm,
708
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:53,940
I realised they thought
I was Jeremy Clarkson.
709
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:57,100
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
710
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,700
Oh, I wouldn't like that.
711
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,220
A really horrible moment.
Yeah.
712
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:04,300
We're gonna take a break
so I can recover.
713
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,060
Don't go away, though,
because up next,
714
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:08,380
we'll be joined by
the very, very funny Mr Leo Reich.
715
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:11,140
I'll see you in a couple of minutes.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
716
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,040
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
717
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,520
Welcome back to the show.
Let's get my next guest out.
718
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,840
I'm a big fan of this young man.
719
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,800
He's only 25, and he's already
set to be a stand-up superstar.
720
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,040
He's taking both the UK
and US comedy scenes by storm.
721
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,760
Will you please welcome Leo Reich.
722
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,840
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
723
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,320
Your hair's still a lot.
I know.
724
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,720
Say hello to everybody.
725
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:59,120
Lovely to have you here, Leo.
Oh, a pleasure.
726
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,080
Leo, I was a bit startled
when I saw you earlier
727
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,280
cos I've met you in the past,
and I've seen you on TV,
728
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,120
and your hair is very different
right now.
729
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,560
I know. I feel like
an illegitimate Johnson child.
730
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,560
And I sound like this.
Yeah.
731
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,160
This is for a part you're filming,
I believe? It is. Yeah.
732
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,560
I've never acted before,
but I'm doing a tiny bit of acting
733
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,280
in Lena Dunham's new show
for Netflix. Wow.
734
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,520
So, tell people about... Shall we
show a clip of your live act?
735
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,160
We should explain
cos you're sort of...
736
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,800
You are you on stage,
but you're kind of
737
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,600
playing a character,
as well, aren't you?
738
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,800
How would you describe
your stand-up persona?
739
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,120
Yeah, so, on stage, I'm quite
a self-involved, narcissistic,
740
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,920
Gen Z kind of gay dickhead.
741
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,800
LAUGHTER
742
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,080
Whereas in real life, of course,
I'm straight.
743
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,360
No, I'm a very lovely, shy boy.
Erm...
744
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,080
But, yeah, I'm sort of playing up
some of the stereotypes
745
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,280
and some of the worst elements
of myself,
746
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,640
so please keep that in mind.
747
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,560
You look very glam on stage.
748
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,360
Is that a kind of
regular stage uniform?
749
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,640
In your special... You're wearing
a kind of gym top and gym shorts.
750
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,400
No, I was very inspired by a group
of people very close to my heart,
751
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,800
which are sort of
horny gay influencers,
752
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,680
for the outfit.
753
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,920
Why did you look at him
when you said that?
754
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,720
LAUGHTER
Oh, shit.
755
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,440
I'm so sorry.
Have you ever performed in shorts?
756
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,760
LAUGHTER
757
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,480
I'm just trying to find a link here.
I have, I have, I actually have.
758
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,840
Yeah, I actually did a...
759
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,400
I was doing a play,
and there was a scene in the play
760
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,000
where I had to wear boxer shorts,
you know, underwear that was shorts.
761
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000
And, um... In fact, one night,
in the middle of the scene,
762
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,040
the audience really started
laughing, and I realised...
763
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,120
I thought the scene was going well,
but I didn't realise I had...
764
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,480
I was lying back on a bed,
and I had put my leg up.
765
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,800
No!
And I had...
766
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,000
These were big,
loose-fitting boxer shorts.
767
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,720
And you could just see...
768
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,560
The whole audience
could see everything.
769
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,760
Oh, no!
And, uh... Wow.
770
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,800
And then that was the last time
I wore those shorts.
771
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,760
LAUGHTER
772
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,800
You must let us know
when you're performing live again.
773
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,440
LAUGHTER
774
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,240
Your thing is... How old were you,
then? Was this recently, or...?
775
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,320
This was a play called
The Shape Of Things, and I was...
776
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,800
LAUGHTER
777
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,200
Form-fitting. Unlike the shorts.
778
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,360
APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
779
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,880
Your show's quite physical, as well,
though? Uh-huh.
780
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,760
You do quite a lot...
There's singing in it.
781
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,520
The show, by the way,
is called Literally Who Cares?!
782
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,320
It's available on Sky Comedy
and Now, so you should watch it.
783
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,920
It's great fun.
You do singing and dancing, as well?
784
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,960
Mm-hm.
Did you train for that?
785
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,800
I did not.
786
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,880
I did not cos then it's more raw,
it's more real. You know? Um...
787
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,400
I did not, to the point where I...
788
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,720
sweated so much during each show -
789
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,640
and I wear, like,
big eyeliner and mascara -
790
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,520
that by the end of every show,
791
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:58,440
all of it had, like,
run off into my eyes.
792
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,400
And then there'd be, like, tears,
793
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,960
like, black tears
running down my face.
794
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,800
And people would leave and be like,
"Oh, my God, that last song...
795
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,480
"It felt like it really moved you."
796
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,400
And I'd say,
"Thank you so much. I can't see."
797
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,040
So, bearing in mind
it's quite a physical show,
798
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,480
do you have a pre-show warm-up?
799
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,120
Do you have to limber up
before the show?
800
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,480
Yes. That I did train for.
801
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,720
I... So, my pre-show warm-up is...
802
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,320
It's one stage,
but it's complicated.
803
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,200
What I do before the show
is I have one beer,
804
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,880
and then after the show...
805
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,400
LAUGHTER
806
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,320
..I have a post-show
sort of cool-down,
807
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,840
where I have, erm, nine beers.
808
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,600
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
809
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,120
That sounds nice.
810
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,480
Sounds like
you're looking after yourself.
811
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,520
Yeah. That's important.
Let me show you a clip.
812
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,080
I love Leo's work, and I think
you'll love the show, as well.
813
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,640
It's called Literally Who Cares?!
814
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,000
It's on Sky Comedy and Now.
Look at this.
815
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,040
This is always fun. Quick show of
hands, quick show of hands up top.
816
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,880
Does anyone here hate queer people?
817
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,640
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
818
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,280
No-one. No-one.
819
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,760
OK, unfortunately, guys,
820
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,640
that does mean
we are currently in an echo chamber.
821
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,840
Guys...
822
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,920
Guys, we've got to start
speaking to people we disagree with.
823
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,960
So, what are we gonna do next time
we come to a comedy show?
824
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,520
Yes, bring a registered Nazi, yes.
825
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,520
Literally Who Cares?! You should
watch the show, it's great fun.
826
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,560
So, you're established in the US,
somewhat, now, as well.
827
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,000
I know you filmed a special...
828
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,800
Did you film the special over there
or over here? I filmed it here.
829
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,640
It went out on HBO in America. And I
did the show over there for a month.
830
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,640
So, performing for Americans,
is it different?
831
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,440
Do they react to different jokes,
832
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,480
to your act, in a different way
to the people over here? Yes.
833
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,120
LAUGHTER
834
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,920
They do.
And I say this with so much love.
835
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,080
They have so much joy
for being alive...
836
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,600
LAUGHTER
837
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:13,480
..that when the point of the show
838
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:18,480
is a sort of horrible,
cynical boy on stage
839
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,800
being quite mean,
they don't love that.
840
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,440
And so I would do jokes like...
841
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,200
I have a joke in the show
about Love Island,
842
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,000
which they do have over there,
so they know what Love Island is.
843
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I have a joke in the show
which is like,
844
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,640
"I really think we need
to get some more queer people,
845
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,640
"some plus-size people, some more
people of colour on Love Island.
846
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,640
"Because I really think that,
as a nation,
847
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,680
"we haven't seen those communities
suffer enough."
848
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,160
LAUGHTER
849
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,680
So...
850
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,600
APPLAUSE
851
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,760
So let's send them to Casa Amor.
852
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,640
LAUGHTER
853
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,520
And you did really well,
you laughed at the end of the joke,
854
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,720
which is perfect.
855
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,600
But in America,
what would happen is, I'd say,
856
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,800
"We really need to get
some more plus-size people,
857
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,480
"some more queer people, some more
people of colour on Love Island."
858
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,360
Full applause break.
859
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,960
Full applause break. People crying.
860
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,240
People going,
"That is so important to do!"
861
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:18,240
"Finally!" And I'd have to wait
for it to die down and be like...
862
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,440
FEEBLY: "Because they haven't
suffered enough."
863
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,880
LAUGHTER
864
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,360
I mentioned earlier on, we were
talking about your dancing on stage,
865
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,120
and I hinted that... I know you've
done some dancing. Didn't you...
866
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,800
You gave yourself a dance injury
while filming I Hate Suzie?
867
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,080
Yeah, a pretty fucking
significant one.
868
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,280
OK.
Erm...
869
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,280
I had a slipped disc during the...
870
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,720
Actually, it was the press shoot
for I Hate Suzie.
871
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,400
When I... I did a leap in the air
872
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,080
and landed,
and my leg completely gave way.
873
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,960
Wow. And I was out of it.
I had to be chair-lifted...
874
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,160
I had to be chair-lifted
onto a flight
875
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,080
cos I wouldn't not go
on our family holiday.
876
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,880
The holiday was a disaster,
but anyway, it's fine now.
877
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,160
I can walk and run.
878
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,840
I feel really bad about complaining
about make-up going in my eye.
879
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,600
LAUGHTER
880
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,240
Now, I get the feeling you're
in relatively good shape, Paul?
881
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,240
I mean, you don't strike me
as being super fit,
882
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,520
but you're not out of shape.
883
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,680
AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING
884
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,360
Oh, stop it! Oh, my God.
885
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,440
You look like you look after
yourself enough... No, no!
886
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,640
Paul, you're the most beautiful man
there is. I know, I know.
887
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,680
No, but you're right.
I mean, you know...
888
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,360
Just in good enough shape
to get back in the Ant-Man uniform,
889
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,640
but not...
On a beach, nothing special.
890
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,800
Am I right?
891
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,600
I think that's
a pretty fair assessment.
892
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,520
Oh, stop! Don't know about
getting back in the suit, but...
893
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,800
So, my question is...
894
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,240
OK.
Have you ever injured yourself?
895
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,760
LAUGHTER
896
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Have I ever injured myself?
897
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,360
LAUGHTER
Yeah, I have.
898
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,760
But can it be told
in a light-hearted way...?
899
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,360
When you said "slipped disc",
I thought you said something else.
900
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,880
I said, "That's what happened to me
in the play. I just..."
901
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,680
LAUGHTER
902
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,120
"Oh, DISC! Um..."
903
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,920
I have... I've...
904
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,680
I injured myself on most things
I've worked on, honestly.
905
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,440
In Ant-Man,
I once had to get in the suit,
906
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,840
and there was some kind of...
907
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:18,520
..spider, or something, that bit me,
and my whole arm blew up,
908
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,520
and I had to go to the hospital
and get...
909
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,880
And I'm like, "That's another
Marvel movie, isn't it?"
910
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,680
LAUGHTER
911
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,280
But, yeah, it, uh...
912
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,040
It was really painful.
So, hold on.
913
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,320
So a spider had got into
the ant suit?
914
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,080
I assume it was a spider.
It was something.
915
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,640
Maybe it was a really pissed-off ant
916
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,440
that felt we weren't
representing him properly.
917
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,680
I don't know what it was.
918
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,200
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
It was... It was something.
919
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,880
Justice for the ants!
920
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,200
I think we're gonna go to a break
so I can apologise to Paul.
921
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,480
But don't go away, because
I've got more from my guests,
922
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,040
and Cat Burns will be performing
live at the end of the show.
923
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,440
See you in a couple of minutes.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
924
00:40:03,011 --> 00:40:04,971
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
925
00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,571
Welcome back to the show.
926
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:08,411
I've still got
all my fabulous guests with me,
927
00:40:08,411 --> 00:40:10,251
and we've got music
from Cat Burns to come.
928
00:40:10,251 --> 00:40:12,011
Before we get to that,
Leo, let me ask you.
929
00:40:12,011 --> 00:40:14,051
We were talking about
the Royal Family earlier on.
930
00:40:14,051 --> 00:40:16,731
Have you ever met any of the royals?
I have met a royal. Which one?
931
00:40:16,731 --> 00:40:17,971
Prince Harry.
Oh.
932
00:40:17,971 --> 00:40:22,371
No, he came to my school
to teach us a PE lesson. Wow.
933
00:40:22,371 --> 00:40:23,531
LAUGHTER
934
00:40:23,531 --> 00:40:25,971
So, was this after
he stopped being a royal,
935
00:40:25,971 --> 00:40:29,451
when he was looking around
for other... No, he...
936
00:40:29,451 --> 00:40:31,371
He was still a royal.
937
00:40:31,371 --> 00:40:32,891
I just think he thought that...
938
00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:35,451
I don't know, he might have
passed a group of us in the street
939
00:40:35,451 --> 00:40:38,131
and thought, "They need help!"
940
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,091
It's probably part of,
I would have thought,
941
00:40:40,091 --> 00:40:43,011
to incentivise young people
to get into physical fitness.
942
00:40:43,011 --> 00:40:44,931
Yes. It did not do that for me.
943
00:40:44,931 --> 00:40:47,851
Because, er, we all did press ups,
944
00:40:47,851 --> 00:40:50,731
and - this will shock everyone -
I wasn't...
945
00:40:50,731 --> 00:40:52,611
amazing.
946
00:40:52,611 --> 00:40:54,171
LAUGHTER
947
00:40:54,171 --> 00:40:56,571
And he said, in front of
the whole class, he was like,
948
00:40:56,571 --> 00:40:59,211
"That is a terrible press-up."
Wow. No!
949
00:40:59,211 --> 00:41:01,611
And so I became a Republican.
950
00:41:01,611 --> 00:41:02,971
LAUGHTER
951
00:41:02,971 --> 00:41:05,771
Not the American kind.
952
00:41:05,771 --> 00:41:07,971
And you mentioned
you're working with Lena Dunham.
953
00:41:07,971 --> 00:41:09,891
What can you tell us about this,
if anything?
954
00:41:09,891 --> 00:41:13,331
I think not that much, apart from
that it's really good and funny.
955
00:41:13,331 --> 00:41:15,491
And it's very exciting.
956
00:41:15,491 --> 00:41:18,051
But she was a hero of yours,
growing up, wasn't she? She was.
957
00:41:18,051 --> 00:41:21,331
She was such a hero. I was such
a big Girls fan as a teenager.
958
00:41:21,331 --> 00:41:24,571
Again, no-one knew I was gay. Um...
959
00:41:24,571 --> 00:41:27,811
I was just obsessed with it.
So it's, like, such a thrill.
960
00:41:27,811 --> 00:41:30,691
Paul, we've talked about you
working with the Ghostbusters guys,
961
00:41:30,691 --> 00:41:33,611
but you recently worked with two
of the greatest in American comedy.
962
00:41:33,611 --> 00:41:35,971
You've been doing
Only Murders In The Building. Yeah.
963
00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:39,011
With Martin Short and Steve Martin.
Wow!
964
00:41:39,011 --> 00:41:40,331
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
965
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,251
That's quite something.
966
00:41:42,251 --> 00:41:45,211
Yeah. And Meryl Streep too.
And Meryl Streep!
967
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,091
And Selena Gomez.
968
00:41:47,091 --> 00:41:49,651
And Selena Gomez, yeah.
That was really, uh...
969
00:41:49,651 --> 00:41:52,371
Steve Martin, growing up,
970
00:41:52,371 --> 00:41:56,131
that was probably
the biggest influence of my life.
971
00:41:56,131 --> 00:41:59,771
I couldn't... I bought all of his
comedy records when I was a kid.
972
00:41:59,771 --> 00:42:04,091
To get to work with him was...
beyond.
973
00:42:04,091 --> 00:42:06,451
And obviously, Martin Short as well.
974
00:42:06,451 --> 00:42:08,771
I mean, a massive, massive fan.
975
00:42:08,771 --> 00:42:11,571
And Meryl Streep.
I wasn't familiar with her work...
976
00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,491
LAUGHTER
But she's...
977
00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:16,611
You know what? She's really good!
LAUGHTER
978
00:42:16,611 --> 00:42:19,291
Yeah, she is going places.
I think so. Keep your eye on her.
979
00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:20,371
LAUGHTER
980
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,331
Mel, I mean, obviously,
you've met everyone,
981
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,651
but I'm particularly jealous
982
00:42:23,651 --> 00:42:25,891
of one person you actually
got to interview. Oh, yeah?
983
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,851
I met him a few times,
never got to interview him.
984
00:42:27,851 --> 00:42:29,371
You interviewed Prince, didn't you?
985
00:42:29,371 --> 00:42:30,691
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
986
00:42:30,691 --> 00:42:34,131
Yeah, I didn't understand
why I was interviewing him.
987
00:42:34,131 --> 00:42:36,731
He called me up and said,
"I want you to interview me."
988
00:42:36,731 --> 00:42:39,771
And I was actually pregnant
right there with my now 25-year-old,
989
00:42:39,771 --> 00:42:42,851
who's somewhere in the audience.
You've got three kids, I believe.
990
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,251
Yeah. Do they...
Are they influenced by you?
991
00:42:45,251 --> 00:42:46,891
Did they follow in your footsteps?
992
00:42:46,891 --> 00:42:49,091
Did they want to have careers
in music or showbiz?
993
00:42:49,091 --> 00:42:51,691
I don't know if they're gonna
go into that kind of line of work
994
00:42:51,691 --> 00:42:53,091
because they can't...
995
00:42:53,091 --> 00:42:55,371
I mean, Phoenix can sing.
LAUGHTER
996
00:42:55,371 --> 00:42:58,491
The other two can't really sing.
Yeah, but you know what?
997
00:42:58,491 --> 00:43:00,731
Didn't hold back the Spice Girls.
998
00:43:00,731 --> 00:43:04,051
Fuck off!
LAUGHTER
999
00:43:04,051 --> 00:43:06,091
Where's my water?
I'll throw it on you!
1000
00:43:06,091 --> 00:43:08,251
APPLAUSE
1001
00:43:08,251 --> 00:43:10,491
Meant with love, you know that.
1002
00:43:10,491 --> 00:43:12,451
I wanna ask Paul one thing
which I read about him.
1003
00:43:12,451 --> 00:43:13,931
It sounded like the sweetest story,
1004
00:43:13,931 --> 00:43:17,171
and "sweet" being
an apposite word here.
1005
00:43:17,171 --> 00:43:19,651
Because you recently got involved
in a small business
1006
00:43:19,651 --> 00:43:20,971
near where you live, didn't you?
1007
00:43:20,971 --> 00:43:22,731
MEL GASPS
Is it the sweets?!
1008
00:43:22,731 --> 00:43:25,171
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God!
1009
00:43:25,171 --> 00:43:27,371
I'm so excited about this.
Go on, say it.
1010
00:43:27,371 --> 00:43:28,691
LAUGHTER
1011
00:43:28,691 --> 00:43:30,131
You say you're so excited about it.
1012
00:43:30,131 --> 00:43:31,851
You obviously know what it is
already.
1013
00:43:31,851 --> 00:43:34,291
I do. I want him to say it
cos it's his shop!
1014
00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:37,851
I'm surprised you know...
Yeah, in a small town in...
1015
00:43:37,851 --> 00:43:40,411
I'm going to New York on Sunday.
Hold on. I'm going there.
1016
00:43:40,411 --> 00:43:42,691
I want you
to lower your expectations
1017
00:43:42,691 --> 00:43:44,211
cos it's a great story,
1018
00:43:44,211 --> 00:43:47,171
but Mel B's reaction
is off the scale.
1019
00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:48,931
Have you ever had a reaction
like that?
1020
00:43:48,931 --> 00:43:51,291
Get ready for a let-down!
1021
00:43:51,291 --> 00:43:53,251
LAUGHTER
Uh...
1022
00:43:53,251 --> 00:43:55,691
In a town, Rhinebeck, New York,
1023
00:43:55,691 --> 00:43:58,851
there's a little candy store
called Samuel's Sweet Shop...
1024
00:43:58,851 --> 00:44:01,611
I know! That...
LAUGHTER
1025
00:44:01,611 --> 00:44:04,651
I know.
I'm gonna send you some candy.
1026
00:44:04,651 --> 00:44:07,611
I thought you would bring some
on the show. So disappointed.
1027
00:44:07,611 --> 00:44:11,051
I didn't know you'd bring it up.
Um...
1028
00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:15,531
So, you know Jeffrey Dean Morgan -
he plays Negan on The Walking Dead.
1029
00:44:15,531 --> 00:44:17,731
Yeah, he's amazing.
He's also...
1030
00:44:17,731 --> 00:44:22,371
As a co-owner,
we bought this candy store.
1031
00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:25,811
The guy who owned it passed away,
sadly. He was a very young guy.
1032
00:44:25,811 --> 00:44:28,091
And it was his candy store.
1033
00:44:28,091 --> 00:44:31,131
It's a pretty small town,
and this candy store is like,
1034
00:44:31,131 --> 00:44:33,011
all the kids worked there.
1035
00:44:33,011 --> 00:44:35,531
Every town should have
a little sweet shop. Yeah!
1036
00:44:35,531 --> 00:44:36,931
Exactly!
1037
00:44:36,931 --> 00:44:39,691
So it was... We didn't want it to...
1038
00:44:39,691 --> 00:44:43,611
We didn't want it to go away,
so we bought it.
1039
00:44:43,611 --> 00:44:46,771
And now we run the candy store.
1040
00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:48,971
So you have a sweet store?
I have a sweet shop, yeah.
1041
00:44:48,971 --> 00:44:50,691
And there was a guy named
John Traver,
1042
00:44:50,691 --> 00:44:52,611
who was a teenager that worked...
1043
00:44:52,611 --> 00:44:55,091
Ira was the original owner,
and he's the guy who -
1044
00:44:55,091 --> 00:44:56,491
and Samuel was his uncle.
1045
00:44:56,491 --> 00:44:59,331
He hired him out of high school.
1046
00:44:59,331 --> 00:45:01,811
He was a teenager,
and when Ira died,
1047
00:45:01,811 --> 00:45:04,371
John was in his early 30s.
1048
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,171
We made him the manager.
1049
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:08,491
Oh, I love you even more now!
1050
00:45:08,491 --> 00:45:12,571
And, um, it's still going strong.
1051
00:45:12,571 --> 00:45:14,091
And it's really...
1052
00:45:14,091 --> 00:45:17,331
It's really great.
I love sweets, as...
1053
00:45:17,331 --> 00:45:20,411
I don't know if you've ever tried
Rowntree's Fruit Gums?
1054
00:45:20,411 --> 00:45:23,291
LAUGHTER
1055
00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,651
You think my eyes look bad,
wait till you see my teeth.
1056
00:45:26,651 --> 00:45:29,851
Will you join me in saying
thank you to all my guests?
1057
00:45:29,851 --> 00:45:32,531
The fabulous Billie Piper,
ladies and gentlemen.
1058
00:45:32,531 --> 00:45:34,971
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1059
00:45:34,971 --> 00:45:37,331
The brilliant Paul Rudd!
Thank you, Paul.
1060
00:45:37,331 --> 00:45:38,771
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1061
00:45:38,771 --> 00:45:41,051
The one and only Mel B!
1062
00:45:41,051 --> 00:45:43,811
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1063
00:45:43,811 --> 00:45:46,491
And your new favourite comedian,
Leo Reich.
1064
00:45:46,491 --> 00:45:48,531
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1065
00:45:48,531 --> 00:45:49,891
Thank you to all my guests.
1066
00:45:49,891 --> 00:45:51,691
I hope you can join me here
next week,
1067
00:45:51,691 --> 00:45:53,891
when we have got Kirsten Dunst
on the show,
1068
00:45:53,891 --> 00:45:57,211
Mary Earps will be here,
Yung Filly, David Walliams,
1069
00:45:57,211 --> 00:45:59,811
and we have the director and star
of the new Amy Winehouse film,
1070
00:45:59,811 --> 00:46:02,331
Sam Taylor-Johnson,
and Marisa Abela.
1071
00:46:02,331 --> 00:46:04,331
And also,
we have music from Madness.
1072
00:46:04,331 --> 00:46:06,091
That'll be a great show.
Wow.
1073
00:46:06,091 --> 00:46:07,971
But now, with Alone,
from her debut album,
1074
00:46:07,971 --> 00:46:09,451
it's Cat Burns.
1075
00:46:09,451 --> 00:46:12,491
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1076
00:46:15,171 --> 00:46:19,131
CHOIR VOCALISING
1077
00:46:28,971 --> 00:46:32,531
# Coffee trips alone
1078
00:46:32,531 --> 00:46:35,851
# Dinner booked for one
1079
00:46:35,851 --> 00:46:39,051
# I've never even been on a date
1080
00:46:39,051 --> 00:46:42,331
# I find it hard to open up
1081
00:46:42,331 --> 00:46:44,011
# Don't wanna be a pessimist
1082
00:46:44,011 --> 00:46:46,651
# But I'm getting kind of pissed
At this
1083
00:46:46,651 --> 00:46:49,891
# All my friends are saying
My time will come
1084
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:53,491
# But the years are going by
I'm not long off 25
1085
00:46:53,491 --> 00:46:57,131
# My fear is growing stronger
Now I'm getting older
1086
00:46:57,131 --> 00:47:00,931
# Don't wanna be alone... #
1087
00:47:00,931 --> 00:47:03,611
CHOIR VOCALISING
1088
00:47:03,611 --> 00:47:04,691
# Forever
1089
00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:09,011
# Don't wanna be alone
1090
00:47:09,011 --> 00:47:12,051
# Alone forever
1091
00:47:12,051 --> 00:47:15,411
# Working on myself
1092
00:47:15,411 --> 00:47:18,931
# Wouldn't it be good
If I had someone to tell?
1093
00:47:18,931 --> 00:47:22,891
# I wanna need you cos I love you
Not love you cos I need you
1094
00:47:22,891 --> 00:47:26,091
# And I don't want just anybody
Off of the shelf
1095
00:47:26,091 --> 00:47:29,971
# So I'll be here waiting
Just patiently waiting
1096
00:47:29,971 --> 00:47:33,691
# But something in
The back of my mind keeps saying
1097
00:47:33,691 --> 00:47:37,331
# Don't wanna be alone... #
1098
00:47:37,331 --> 00:47:39,851
CHOIR VOCALISING
1099
00:47:39,851 --> 00:47:40,931
# Forever
1100
00:47:40,931 --> 00:47:45,291
# Don't wanna be alone
1101
00:47:45,291 --> 00:47:48,131
# Alone forever
1102
00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:51,491
# Don't wanna be alone... #
1103
00:47:51,491 --> 00:47:54,091
CHOIR VOCALISING
1104
00:47:54,091 --> 00:47:55,371
# Forever
1105
00:47:55,371 --> 00:47:59,851
# Don't wanna be alone
1106
00:47:59,851 --> 00:48:02,731
# Alone forever
1107
00:48:02,731 --> 00:48:06,491
# I know that I'll be fine
1108
00:48:06,491 --> 00:48:08,771
# But is there more to life
1109
00:48:08,771 --> 00:48:10,971
# If I'm sharing it with someone?
1110
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:14,291
# It gets kinda lonely at times
1111
00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:18,331
# Is there more to life
If I'm sharing it with someone?
1112
00:48:18,331 --> 00:48:20,891
# I know that I'll be fine
1113
00:48:20,891 --> 00:48:22,931
# But is there more to life
1114
00:48:22,931 --> 00:48:25,611
# If I'm sharing it with someone?
1115
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,971
# It gets kinda lonely at times
1116
00:48:28,971 --> 00:48:32,131
# Is there more to life
If I'm sharing it?
1117
00:48:32,131 --> 00:48:37,731
# Don't wanna be alone
1118
00:48:37,731 --> 00:48:39,011
# Forever
1119
00:48:39,011 --> 00:48:43,531
# Don't wanna be alone
1120
00:48:43,531 --> 00:48:46,371
# Alone forever
1121
00:48:46,371 --> 00:48:48,371
# Don't wanna be alone
1122
00:48:48,371 --> 00:48:51,291
# Don't wanna be, don't wanna be
1123
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,691
# Don't wanna be alone
1124
00:48:53,691 --> 00:48:55,571
# Don't wanna be alone
1125
00:48:55,571 --> 00:48:58,611
# Don't wanna be, don't wanna be
1126
00:48:58,611 --> 00:49:03,451
# Don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna be alone. #
1127
00:49:03,451 --> 00:49:06,771
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1128
00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:11,611
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