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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello! You are way too kind!

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Good evening, everybody.

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Good evening at home.

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And welcome to a brand-new series
of The Jonathan Ross Show.

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You know, it seems like so much
has changed since we were last on.

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We've seen historic confrontations,

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clashes that have changed the shape
of the world as we know it.

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Truss versus Sunak.

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Biden versus Trump.

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And, of course, Vardy versus Rooney.

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Everything's changed.
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But one thing that hasn't changed

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is we've got a great show
lined up for you tonight.

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So let's have a look
at who's in my green room.

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We've got a man
who's in a league of his own,

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the very funny
Mr Romesh Ranganathan,

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ladies and gentlemen.
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This is exciting as well.

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We've got the hero
of the Lionesses' Euro victory,

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the wonderful Chloe Kelly!
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Along with them, an incredible
writer, performer and comedian,

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the fabulous Daisy May Cooper!
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Hi, Daisy!

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Plus, and this is different for us,
we've got a man who's boldly gone

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where very few people
have gone before.

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It is astronaut Tim Peake
on the show, ladies and gentlemen!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And if that weren't enough,

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we've also got
the smoothest voice in Scotland.

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Chatting and performing tonight,

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the brilliantly talented
and very funny Mr Lewis Capaldi!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Hi, Lewis!

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So, that's the guests.

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But before that, here's what
caught my eye this week.

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We're starting with, I think,
is the biggest story of the summer,

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surprisingly
from the world of chess.

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Some of you know

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what I'm gonna be talking about
already.

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Cos there was a scandal recently
after a Grand Master,

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a Chess Grand Master,

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was accused by his opponent
of cheating during the tournament.

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And so far, you know,
not that interesting.

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Except when you find out
how he was apparently cheating.

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I'll put this delicately,
but have a look at the headline.

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<i>READS HEADUNE</i>

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"And has likely cheated
over 100 times in online games."

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100 times!
He's only played 70 matches!

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I don't know what he was doing
in all the others.

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Here's the story,
as I understand it.

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This is what was happening,
I believe.

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He's accused of using anal beads
that vibrated,

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as a way of receiving information.

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LAUGHTER
He's sitting there playing,

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no-one knows what's going on...
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...and they would buzz to tell him
if a move he was going to make

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was good or bad.
So he'd reach for the Queen...

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Ooh! And before he touched it...

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Bishop. Ooh!

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Pawn. "Oh, OK,
definitely not pawn!"

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Of course,
it's important to point out

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he has
categorically denied cheating.

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So we shall assume he is innocent
until proven guilty.

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I, for one, hope they finally do
get to the bottom of it.

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Now...
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We're always keen, though,

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to embrace new technology
on this show,

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so I have been fitted
with a similar device...

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...to enhance my own performance
this evening.

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And if I'm going down
the wrong direction with questions,

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the producer will send me
a little message...

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BUZZER,
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...and I'll move on.

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Before we started this new series,
I spoke to a lot of our viewers

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who said, "We love the show,

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"but you do feature
a lot of dog videos at the start."

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And like Liz Truss, I get it.

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And I have listened.

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So here's a cat video instead.

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<i>BABY BABBLES</i>

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Proper side eye! Even, Romesh
doesn't look as judge mental as that!

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There we go.
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Yep. proper side eye.

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Let's start the show.

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Please welcome my guests out here.

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It is, of course,
Chloe Kelly, Tim Peake,

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Daisy May Cooper
and Romesh Ranganathan.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Daisy, you look amazing.

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Romesh, very suave.

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Sit down, everyone.

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Great to have you all here.

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Thank you so much for joining me
on the show.

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Of course,
we have a national hero with us.

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Chloe Kelly, ladies and gentlemen!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I'm very excited to have you here!

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Thank you. Thank you having me.

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Were you all watching the final?

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Let me ask whether you were
watching the Euro final.

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Tim, where were you?
Absolutely. I was up in Scotland

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with the family on holiday
watching it.

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And, yeah, it was an amazing match.
Absolutely fantastic.

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Are you a fan?
Absolutely!

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But we were filming
Buzzcocks here,

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and the whole audience couldn't
give a shit about Buzzcocks.

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They were looking at their phone.
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You are fan, aren't you?
I am.

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I just wanna say,
for full transparency,

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I'm actually currently cheating
at chess.

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I mean, it was such a great,
unifying thing, wasn't it?

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Everyone was excited about it.

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And, obviously, scoring the goal
that won it for us,

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especially after having
a year-and-a-half off for injury...

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Yeah, 11 months out for injury.
To come back and score the winner,

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it was amazing.
Yeah.

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Surreal.
Yeah.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Are you someone
who likes to relive it?

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Have you watched
that moment back often?

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Yeah, I think I watch it every clay,
to be fair.

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But honestly, every time I watch it,
everything that I see changes.

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Ancl the noise of the crowd...

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For me, in that moment,
it was silent,

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but every time I watch it back,
the roar of the crowd

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gives me goose bumps still today.

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When you watch it back now, though,
you pick up these other details...

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Cos you didn't get it
with the first kick, did you?

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Yeah, it was a toe punt.

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Probably the worst goal
I've ever scored in my career.

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Not an elegant goal.
I've seen you score elegant goals.

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That one was a scramble
in the moment, wasn't it?

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Yeah, I tried to hold off
the defender,

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and I felt like
I was falling backwards,

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and I just stretched out a toe
and got anything on it.

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Ancl in the moment, I was like,
"Right, is she gonna give VAR?

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"Is she gonna disallow it?"

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So I was like, "Right, I need to
make sure it's a goal first."

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After that, I just...

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You can see me, like,
going to take my top off,

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but that felt like for ages.
Ancl then after that, yeah, wild.

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So you were planning to do that?

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That was the celebration
you were planning to do?

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No, it was never planned.
just in the moment, I was like,

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"Wow, I'm just taking my top off."

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As you do!

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Shall we enjoy that goal again?
AUDIENCE: Yeah!

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Here's Chloe in action
at the Euro final.

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CROWD ROARS

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Amazing.

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Amazing.

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Thank you.
And so...

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I've got the medal.
I don't mean I got given the medal.

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They gave me your medal
just before the show.

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Classic man, taking the medal.
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There it is.
Will you show that to everyone?

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That is the medal you get for
winning the European Championship.

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Where do you keep it at home?

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Do you have it
somewhere special on display?

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Do you know what?
I keep it in my underwear drawer.

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If anyone came in my house,

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I'm sure that's not the first place
they're gonna go.

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You can take your eyes off.
I'm not gonna...

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LAUGHTER
Have you ever won anything?

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Er, I came second
in the Amused Moose

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New Comedian of the Year
competition.

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You've won a BAFTA.
I know you've won a BAFTA.

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I have won a BAFTA. I did win
a BAFTA. I won a BAFTA, and Mum...

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God, it's amazing.
..well, my mum sort of ruined it.

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Basically, got the BAFTA,
and it came to my house

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and my mum phoned me up because,
you know, she said,

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"I created you, so in its essence,
the BAFTA is mine."

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She said, "Can I come round
and have a photo with it?"

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So I said, "Yeah, sure."
So she came round, took a photo.

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Then she went home and posted
a picture on her Facebook saying,

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"A picture of me
with my son's BAFTA.

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"I asked if I could keep it
in my house, and he said no."

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Which wasn't true.
She'd not asked me that at all.

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So all these comments
from her friends were going,

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"What an ungrateful son."

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LAUGHTER
"You did everything for that boy.

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"You came over to this country,
you struggled,

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"and he's showing you
absolutely no recognition."

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And I was just like, "Why am I
getting absolutely rinsed here?"

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Sol ended up having to comment.
I had to, like, respond

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like it was a Daily Mail article.

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"Just for clarity,
she never asked me this.

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"You can have it at your house
if you want."

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Daisy, you have won a BAFTA as well,
haven't you?

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Oh... four!
Four?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
just one?

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And where do you keep yours?

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Right in the hallway so, like,
the electrician sees it.

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Yeah. Everybody.
You have to put on display, though.

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Mum's weirdly got Charlie's
in her front room,

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and she lets all her budgies
fly around.

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It's covered in budgie shit.
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He's the good son,
he gave it to his mum.

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He did, actually, yeah,
give it to Mum.

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Well, I imagine his mum
makes him feel good about himself.

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LAUGHTER
And, Tim,

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you've won countless awards.
Not a BAFTA, I imagine. Or have you?

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I won a chess competition at school.
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But no cheating.

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Right, let's go into football a bit,
though, because, in a way,

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it must be nice for you
because I know so many young women

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look at what you've achieved,
and your teammates have achieved,

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and just to be representing
in that way must be a huge thing?

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Yeah, definitely.

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I think, before the tournament,
we set out to inspire young girls,

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and we actually came away
and inspired the nation,

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so that was really special
for every one of us.

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What we can impact
on girls' careers now,

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and looking at how we can
impact PE in schools,

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for girls to access football
in schools, is huge.

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Cos it's still not quite as even.
There still aren't as many chances

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for girls to play football
in schools?

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Yeah. I think that's
what we're trying to do.

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We're trying to
equal the opportunity

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for young women and girls
to have the opportunity to play.

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You work with your mum a lot, OK?
And she's in The Ranganation.

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If you're not watching
The Ranganation... Me and my wife,

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it's one of our favourite shows
on TV. And it's back on BBC Two,

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Sunday nights at ten?
10pm, yeah.

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If people haven't seen
The Ranganation,

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how would you explain it to them?

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Well, it's me talking to
20 members of the public,

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they're all on a Zoom,

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about the things
that have been happening that week.

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It's a topical show,
but it doesn't get too heavy.

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We just talk about
what everyone's been talking about.

239
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So we might talk about people
getting the ick

240
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,335
with people on dates,
and stuff like that. We talk...

241
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,215
Hold on a second. Tim, do you know
what that means, "the ick"?

242
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,095
No. No idea.
LAUGHTER

243
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,455
We're a similar age. The ick
is when someone does something,

244
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,335
and it could be a minor thing,

245
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,695
but it's enough
to turn you off them.

246
00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,975
Primarily sexu-ally... sexually,
I believe.

247
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,095
"Sexu-ally?"
Sexu-ally.

248
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,775
That's an ick right there, mate.

249
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,695
Have you heard the way
Jonathan says "sexually"?

250
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,335
But that's what "the ick" means.
It's a real...

251
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,895
All young people use this now,
don't they? "I've got the ick."

252
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,455
Yeah, cos it's, like,
once you see...

253
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,695
Once you get the ick,
you can never un-ick the ick.

254
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,455
You can't unsee it.
It's really random stuff.

255
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,215
It's not, like, legitimate stuff.
It's not like...

256
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,975
It's not even
something as legitimate

257
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,135
as somebody eating disgustingly.
One of them that was quite a big one

258
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,495
is a girl was going out with a guy,
and they were on a train together,

259
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,055
and the train started to move
and he stumbled a little bit.

260
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And she said,
"I could never see him again."

261
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,335
LAUGHTER

262
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,975
What must be going on here is,

263
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,375
already there's something you think
isn't right with that person.

264
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,335
And that's just enough...
Cos it can't just be that one thing.

265
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,975
Have you encountered this?
Oh, God, with so many things.

266
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,375
I know that I'll have given the ick
to so many people

267
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,535
cos I get ghosted a lot.
Yeah.

268
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,175
But one thing for me
was blokes that...

269
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,615
When they're bowling
and they bowl a strike,

270
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:30,255
the walk from the kind of alley
to the seat gives me the ick!

271
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,655
Anything too showy.
SHE FAKE RETCH ES

272
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,975
No, because
they can't walk normally.

273
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,575
Any bloke jogging in a backpack,
running with a backpack on.

274
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:42,055
I mean, just awful.
Oh, God, I got so many.

275
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,535
I have one with my wife
where I get the ick

276
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,855
when she shags
her personal trainer.

277
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:48,695
LAUGHTER

278
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,935
So, Tim, now you know
what it means... Yeah. Yeah.

279
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,975
...have you encountered anything,
possibly in space,

280
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,655
possibly of this Earth,
that has given you the ick?

281
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:04,415
Erm, in space, the ick is when
somebody takes their socks off

282
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,135
in a public space...
Right.

283
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,415
...because what happens in space is,

284
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,415
all the dead skin...
AUDIENCE GROANS

285
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,175
...at the bottom of your feet
falls off, cos, you know,

286
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,855
after about three months,
it's like having the best pedicure,

287
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,375
but it's all gathered in your socks.

288
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,855
Do you know what?
Tim, you telling me that story

289
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,575
has just given me the ick with you.

290
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,535
Also, Tim, we're just looking for
a small thing,

291
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,095
not someone decomposing
in front of you!

292
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,695
Feeling their foot skin,
it really puts you off, doesn't it?

293
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,855
You know when their eyeballs
float in your mouth?!

294
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,895
Space sounds...
I mean, space sounds quite horrible.

295
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,255
Yeah. It can be. It can be.

296
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,535
Chloe, what about you?
Any ick stories?

297
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,495
I don't think I have one.
Not that I know yet.

298
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,335
So nothing... an ex has done?

299
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,455
Nothing... I don't know anything,
by the way!

300
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,735
You looked at me like you thought
I knew something. I don't think...

301
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,775
It's when people talk too much...
Oh, thanks (!)

302
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,695
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

303
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:06,135
Wow.

304
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:12,735
I've got to suck that up
because you're who you are.

305
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,775
We've got a clip.
This is The Ranganation.

306
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,495
This is Romesh
talking to his mum and others.

307
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,735
BBC Two, Sunday nights, 10pm.

308
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,575
It's a very funny show.
Have a look at this.

309
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,175
Mum, how do you stay active?
I do Pilates. That's another word.

310
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,535
PANEL LAUGHS

311
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:32,815
Are we supposed to celebrate
every time you use a word now, yeah?

312
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:37,415
Unfortunately, I'm losing weight,
my boobs are getting bigger...

313
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,975
LAUGHTER

314
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,735
What? Women's dream.

315
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,735
Ask me again
if I've been exercising.

316
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,175
James, have you been exercising?
Yeah, I've been doing Pilates.

317
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,935
I lost a lot of weight,
and my dick's massive.

318
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,775
LAUGHTER

319
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:57,095
You are my kind of man!

320
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,255
Mum, you loved that, didn't you?
I do. I do love it.

321
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,295
She's amazing.

322
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,455
Yeah. She is amazing.

323
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,815
APPLAUSE

324
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,495
You just don't want to
hear that, man. Yeah.

325
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,815
Know what I mean?
I don't want to hear that

326
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,575
in a private conversation,
let alone on a TV show.

327
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,855
It's nice that she's still excited
by life.

328
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,495
LAUGHTER

329
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,775
That's not the type of excited
I want her to be, man.

330
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,415
Daisy... Well, look,
we'll chat some more.

331
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,175
Why don't we take a break,
and when we come back,

332
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,495
I'll chat to Romesh more,
Daisy, Tim and Chloe. Don't go away.

333
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,615
We'll be back
in a couple of minutes.

334
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,535
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

335
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,535
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

336
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,935
Welcome back to the show.
All my guests are still with me.

337
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,415
So, Tim, I've got to talk.

338
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,375
When I was a little boy,
I wanted to go to space,

339
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,095
I wanted to be a spaceman.

340
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,615
It still hasn't happened.
I live in hope.

341
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,775
Tell me it's not too late.

342
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,535
Not at all. More and more people
are flying to space,

343
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,135
and it's getting easier to do so,
so there's always a chance.

344
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,055
Is there a cut-off age
that I should worry about?

345
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,375
We're working on 60 as a cut-off
for long duration,

346
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,175
but that's a six-month mission.
LAUGHTER

347
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,855
Well, I'm fine, then.

348
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,895
So, I've got Tim's book here.
This is a new book.

349
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,495
Tim's had a few books.

350
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,655
So, this is Tim Peake, The Cosmic
Diary Of Our Incredible Universe.

351
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,295
And it's a very different...
It's sort of a science book,

352
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,695
but it comes in a very fun angle,
doesn't it?

353
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,735
Yeah, it's basically for youngsters,

354
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,095
but also hopefully parents
to enjoy,

355
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,855
and it's a diary
written by the universe itself,

356
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,495
but it's really a diary about us.
It's your diary,

357
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,695
cos it's a diary of how we got here.

358
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,935
His it got a happy ending?
It's got two endings.

359
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,615
Because we don't really know
how the story ends.

360
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,495
One of them is not that happy.

361
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,495
In fact, both of them
are not that happy,

362
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,615
but that's kind of like...

363
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,975
Oh, can't wait
to read that book, Tim (!)

364
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,455
LAUGHTER

365
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,855
Read it to your kids at bedtime.

366
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,935
Here's the thing.
I tried reading this book, Tim.

367
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,735
I'm not a stupid person,
despite how I seem sometimes.

368
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,815
I'm reasonably well-educated.
I couldn't understand most of it.

369
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,015
I couldn't understand most of it.

370
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,735
It's written for eight-year-olds,
Jonathan. I know.

371
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,455
LAUGHTER

372
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,855
I know, but before
you're so quick to judge,

373
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,615
let me read you a bit.
See if you understand this, right?

374
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,095
Doesn't make any sense.

375
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,615
Here's a question for the universe.

376
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,855
"Can you ever reach
the edge of the universe?"

377
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,175
A fair enough question, isn't it?
What do you think, Daisy?

378
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,215
Oh, I'm stressing out.
Already?

379
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,895
Wait till you hear the answer.

380
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,895
"The universe
doesn't have real edges.

381
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,615
"That would imply that the universe
has a centre, too...

382
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,215
"..like an enormous mat.

383
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,495
"But the universe
isn't built that way

384
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,855
"because the Big Bang
was not like a real explosion

385
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,975
"that starts from a single point.

386
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,335
"The Big Bang happened everywhere,
all at once.

387
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,255
"The universe is expanding equally
from every point."

388
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,215
Bullshit.
LAUGHTER

389
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,895
How can it happen everywhere,
all at once?

390
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,255
What does that mean?
I can't understand it.

391
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,175
It's like putting a bit of dough
in the oven.

392
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,695
Wherever you're sat
inside that bit of dough,

393
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,375
it looks like everything
is expanding around you. Right.

394
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,495
So, effectively, it looks like
you're the centre of the universe

395
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,735
wherever you are,
and that's actually pretty true.

396
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,735
But you know, the dough analogy,

397
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,815
when you go from the centre
of the dough, further out,

398
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,575
where do you arrive at?

399
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,975
Well, if you could get there...
The edge of the dough.

400
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,615
...there'd be an edge.
So there IS an edge.

401
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,255
But that's something
we really don't know,

402
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,535
and that will actually affect
those two endings that I...

403
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,655
Are you really taking him on
on this?

404
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,535
LAUGHTER
He's written a book on it.

405
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,255
He's been to space,
he was there for six months.

406
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,735
And you sit there and you think

407
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:28,095
you're gonna go toe-to-toe with him
on the universe?

408
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,695
Well, may I suggest,
next time you're up there...

409
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,375
APPLAUSE
No, no. I...

410
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,135
No, don't encourage that.

411
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,495
He doesn't ask you questions on the
science of chatting shit, does he?

412
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,735
LAUGHTER

413
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,815
Chloe, let me ask you,
would you like to go to space?

414
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,455
No.
Why?

415
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,815
I'm a bit scared of flying, so...

416
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,055
Would you like to go to space,
Daisy?

417
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,615
No, the thought of...

418
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,095
No, I'd like to know
that I could get an Uber back. Yeah.

419
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,375
That would just stress me out. No.

420
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,775
That's probably what Elon Musk
is gonna start doing, though.

421
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,535
LAUGHTER

422
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,095
There are so many dangers
that you think of in space,

423
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,535
of course, and you worry about,
but I believe...

424
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,775
Were you with someone
who nearly drowned in space?

425
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,575
Well, I was on a spacewalk
with Tim Kopra, my NASA crew mate,

426
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,015
and yes, he had water
starting to come into his helmet.

427
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,255
Ancl this had...
Where from?

428
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,575
It's from the cooling system.

429
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,495
So, we carry quite a lot of water
in the cooling system.

430
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,775
The spacesuit has to keep us
out there for eight hours at a time,

431
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,295
and so this water should never
get into the ventilation system,

432
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,055
but it had,
and so he started taking on water.

433
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,295
It was going into his helmet?
Yes.

434
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,775
Man! I mean, that would be the worst
luck in the world, wouldn't it?

435
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,615
You're in space
and you drown in space,

436
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,295
where there's no water around.
That's our primary concern.

437
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,415
The water you took up with you
is what you've drowned in. Yeah.

438
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,175
Is it super hot out there?

439
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,775
It can be. If you're in
direct sunshine, yes, super hot,

440
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,495
up to 200 Celsius.

441
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:56,255
But then you go into the shade
and you're straight to minus 150.

442
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,735
He survived, didn't he?

443
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,175
We got Tim back in quite quickly.

444
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,335
The reason we knew what to do
was because a few years ago,

445
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,975
the same thing had happened
to Luca Parmitano,

446
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,815
my Italian classmate,
and he ended up with

447
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,895
a litre and a half worth of water
in his helmet.

448
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,975
In the helmet?
Yeah, which was really bad.

449
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,535
Why did you give the other guy
the same helmet?

450
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,975
LAUGHTER

451
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,335
Actually,
Tim was wearing the same suit,

452
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,055
so maybe that was something
we could have learned.

453
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,815
But the funny thing was,
after Luca's incident,

454
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,295
NASA implemented two changes
to the suit,

455
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:27,215
and one was a breathing tube
from the helmet down to the torso,

456
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,735
so at least you could put your mouth
over this breathing tube.

457
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,055
Even if it completely filled
with water,

458
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,055
in theory,
you could snorkel out of it? Yeah.

459
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,335
Ancl the other was a nappy that
we shove in the back of the helmet

460
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,615
to try and absorb water.
just a regular nappy?

461
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,175
Just a snorkel and a nappy. That was
NASA's solution to the problem.

462
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,375
I mean, the space industry
is not what I thought it was.

463
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,575
You think it's these geniuses
coming up with solutions.

464
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,495
"I know what to do.
Bung a nappy in the hat."

465
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,255
But Tim's on tour at the moment,
ladies and gentlemen.

466
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,415
So, an astronaut on tour
sounds a bit strange,

467
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,455
but you're on tour to give people
a taste, to give them the stories.

468
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,415
Yeah, that's right. I mean,
it's a show that's very immersive,

469
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,375
so it's to try and take people
to space, you know,

470
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,175
as close as I can, without actually
getting people up to space.

471
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,775
But it's got lots of
audio-visual content in there,

472
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,855
it tells you about
astronaut training,

473
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,655
how we're selected,
what we do to prepare,

474
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,135
what it's like
living and working in space,

475
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,215
and take you on an orbit
of planet Earth.

476
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,735
I'm curious. What do astronauts do
when they hang out socially?

477
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,415
Just the usual stuff.

478
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,055
I mean, lots of us are from
an ex-military background,

479
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,895
so, you know, we're not shy
of a drink or two,

480
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,175
and letting our hair down
and having a good time.

481
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,735
When you have kids
and you've got a family,

482
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,695
it is harder
to have a big night out.

483
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,895
Daisy, do you manage it still?
Oh, God, no.

484
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,095
I just sit in front of the...
I do really depressing drinking.

485
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,415
I just drink a bottle of wine
and watch The Bodyguard and cry.

486
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,495
LAUGHTER
That's it.

487
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,495
It's interesting, cos this
kind of stuff you're talking about,

488
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,615
it happens in your new series.
Cos the woman you play

489
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,135
in Am I Being Unreasonable?,

490
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,135
which is Friday nights
on BBC One, I think... Yes.

491
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,775
But it's all on iPlayer,
so you can binge-watch it now.

492
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,575
And you play... She's a very
modern character, isn't she?

493
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,135
She's just me, really.
LAUGHTER

494
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,255
But it's a great show.
And you star in it, of course,

495
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,855
and you co-wrote it as well.

496
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,095
Yeah, with my best friend, Selin.

497
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,375
Has she been your best friend
for all your life?

498
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,695
We met at drama school.
I remember, when I first met her,

499
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,975
you know how you can
make your mind up on someone

500
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,095
within about three seconds?
Ancl I thought, "I hate you."

501
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,615
She was just really arrogant,
she was like,

502
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,535
"I got into RADA
when I was about 18."

503
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,015
I thought, "Oh, fuck off."

504
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,815
And, er, I don't know how,
but it's always those...

505
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,135
Weirdly, it's always those people
that I dislike at the beginning

506
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,975
that I end up
becoming really close with.

507
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,215
There's a great cast in it,

508
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,375
and one person in particular -
I'm gonna show you a clip -

509
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,055
is a young boy. How old is he?
He's incredible.

510
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,175
Called Lenny, I think his name is.
Is that right? Yeah, Lenny Rush.

511
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,055
I mean, he steals the show,

512
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,815
which is annoying because I'm
the main one, but, I mean...

513
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,695
He really is tremendous.
Have a look at this.

514
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,775
This is Am I Being Unreasonable?

515
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,535
As I said, it's on BBC.
Friday night?

516
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,735
And it's all on iPlayer.
Have a look at this.

517
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,135
Yes, he's here!

518
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,735
Here's Nanny!

519
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,535
Hi, Nan.

520
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,895
Yeah, I loved it. It's...

521
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,415
It's just... Yeah, the present,
it's just amazing.

522
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,495
Yeah. I'm wearing my hat.
Er... for a picture for you.

523
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,095
You know, when I opened it,
I was just like, "Whoa!"

524
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,135
It's just so good!

525
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,935
Yeah.

526
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,295
Erm...

527
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,615
It's... Er...
PAPER RUSTLES

528
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,735
Oh...

529
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,815
Eh... Ba...

530
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,855
Er...

531
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,375
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

532
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,415
Don't be sorry for that. That's...

533
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,575
I'm unbelievably proud of you.

534
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,415
That was quite good.
That was good, wasn't it?

535
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,415
That was really great.

536
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,735
APPLAUSE

537
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,975
He's amazing.

538
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,335
You said it's you being you
in there,

539
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,095
but some of the characters
are based on...

540
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,655
ls the cleaner...
You have a strange cleaner in that,

541
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,935
and she's based on someone real?

542
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,975
Yeah, my actual cleaner, Viv,
who's in the audience.

543
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,495
I didn't even bother changing
the name. It's exactly the same.

544
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,855
Where is she?

545
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,015
There she is.
You know what, I was so drained

546
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,015
on the way down in the taxi,
listening to her talking about

547
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,855
how she finds the rest
of her crystal healing group boring.

548
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,135
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.

549
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,815
Oh, God, they're gonna know now!
LAUGHTER

550
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,935
Serves you right!

551
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,975
She's so funny.

552
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,335
She will say to me,

553
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,815
"Look, I've just seen a Roman
walk through your wardrobe,

554
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,135
"and we're out of bog roll."

555
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,175
LAUGHTER
So she...

556
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,135
But you believe in ghosts,
don't you? I believe in ghosts.

557
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,815
Do I believe that Viv sees ghosts?

558
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,815
Yeah.

559
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,735
LAUGHTER

560
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,295
Tim, do you believe in ghosts?

561
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,415
I don't believe in ghosts, no.

562
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,735
But you do believe
there's life on other planets?

563
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,615
I do, yeah, yeah.
I think you look at the statistics,

564
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,815
how many billions of stars
there are in every galaxy,

565
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,255
hundreds of billions of stars,

566
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,935
and how many trillions of galaxies
there are,

567
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,495
there's got to be life out there.

568
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,855
Even if they're right at the edge.

569
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,815
There is no edge, Jonathan.

570
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,295
LAUGHTER

571
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,415
So, the show's great,
I really love it.

572
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,855
You're not going to do any more
This Country, are you? That's done?

573
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,775
I don't know.
Maybe we'll come back to it.

574
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,575
I just needed a bit of a break,
I think.

575
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,095
But, yeah, we'll have to go back.

576
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,975
Maybe a Christmas special
or something. Yeah.

577
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,135
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Yay!
Why not?

578
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,135
APPLAUSE
Make a bit of money.

579
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,695
LAUGHTER

580
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,735
We're gonna take a break now,
and we're gonna say goodbye to Tim

581
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,735
cos he's got to head off,
he's got a show today tomorrow.

582
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,935
I love the book,
and the tour sounds phenomenal.

583
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,415
Do you know yet whether you're going
to be going to space again?

584
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,295
Hopefully find out
in November this year.

585
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,495
And where will that be to? I mean,
obviously space, but where? Yeah!

586
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,055
LAUGHTER
Well, we're...

587
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,655
LAUGHTER

588
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,575
You know what I mean?
You'd want to know, wouldn't you?

589
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,335
So you know what to pack.

590
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,255
We're starting the Artemis missions
very soon,

591
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,575
which is returning to the Moon,
so I'd love to get a Moon visit.

592
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,295
So there's a chance you might get to
walk on the Moon?

593
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,575
There is a chance.
Wow.

594
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,895
APPLAUSE
Oh, my God!

595
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,615
I hope you get to go. If you
go to the Moon, that's amazing.

596
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,055
Thank you.
I hope that happens for you.

597
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,135
Lovely having you.
Tim Peake, ladies and gentlemen.

598
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,735
Thank you very much.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

599
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,975
The rest of you, stay put,
if you will.

600
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,455
We're gonna take a break,
and because Tim's leaving us,

601
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,775
there's space now for Lewis Capaldi
to come and join us. Don't go away.

602
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,655
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

603
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,455
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

604
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,015
Welcome back to the show,
ladies and gentlemen.

605
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,095
Let's get my next guest out.

606
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,415
He's one of the biggest-selling
artists of the past few years.

607
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,055
He's been on the program me before.
He is a brilliant talent.

608
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,775
It is Mr Lewis Capaldi!

609
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,375
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

610
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,215
Hello, hello. Hello, hello.

611
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,775
Hello, hello.

612
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,695
Come round here.

613
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,695
Thank you for having me.
Sit down, Lewis.

614
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,455
So, congratulations.
New single, Forget Me,

615
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,255
straight in at number one.
Yeah.

616
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,735
That must be a good feeling,
isn't it? Yeah.

617
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,095
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Congratulations.

618
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,135
I mean...

619
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,655
It's not number one any more.
Nothing stays.

620
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,535
It was a rapid decline.

621
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,335
So, thank you for reminding me
of my loss.

622
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,015
Your moment of glory.
Thank you.

623
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,175
No, I didn't intend to
bring you down with that.

624
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,335
Well, it's too late,
you've fucked it. OK.

625
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,015
Where is it in the charts now?

626
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,135
Number three.
Oh, it's hardly bad, is it?

627
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,695
Well... in this economy...

628
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,575
So that's an exciting year for you,

629
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,535
but there's also some other news
because, er,

630
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,015
about five or six weeks ago,

631
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,055
you went public with the fact you
discovered you have Tourette's.

632
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,855
Yes, I have Tourette's. I didn't
mean for it to be a big thing.

633
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,615
Why did you decide
to go public with it?

634
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,335
Cos people think that
I am on cocaine quite a lot.

635
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,575
It's a joke, but that's true,
because you twitch sometimes.

636
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,295
Yeah, a lot.
My left shoulder goes up like this,

637
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,375
and I kind of do this with my head,

638
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,575
and it looks like
I'm sort of like... Buzzing.

639
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,615
It does look...
Ancl I'm in show business, baby,

640
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,815
so I can understand
people thinking I'm...

641
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,935
Sorry, I'm sitting quite relaxed.
I feel at home.

642
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,055
Good. I want you to.
Erm... I...

643
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,415
Yeah, no, I fucking, er...
LAUGHTER

644
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,175
Erm...

645
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,455
What was I fucking talking about?
LAUGHTER

646
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,895
You say people think
you're on cocaine?

647
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,655
Yeah, people... Sorry.
People think I'm on cocaine a lot.

648
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,535
Ancl I'm not. I'm not.
WHISPERS: At least not right now.

649
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,655
No.
I'm joking.

650
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,255
We have to clarify it.

651
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,255
People were thinking that you were
behaving in a certain way

652
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,815
because you were
probably on something?

653
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,935
Yeah, no, it's not.
Ancl I just have Tourette's.

654
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:47,095
I kind of set it
on an Instagram Live,

655
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:47,295
I kind

656
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:47,535
of

657
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,935
said

658
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,135
I kind of said it
on an Instagram Live,

659
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,295
and I didn't expect it to be this
big thing, but peoples picked it up.

660
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,015
Ancl now I am poster boy
for Tourette's, which I'll take,

661
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,135
I'll gladly accept that.

662
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,215
But it must have been...

663
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,495
So, the diagnosis for this
was fairly recent?

664
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,255
Yeah, yeah, it was
seven or eight months ago, I think.

665
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,135
So, previously...
So, was it a relief,

666
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,815
knowing what was causing...?

667
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,535
It was like, "Oh, that makes
a lot of fucking sense." Yeah.

668
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,495
Do you know what I mean?
One of those things where, like,

669
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,975
I was like,
"Oh, why am I like this?"

670
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,815
What had you thought previously?

671
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,335
I thought I had
a degenerative disease.

672
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,935
So, to be told it was, in fact,
that I have Tourette's was,

673
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,335
as you can imagine,
quite the relief. Erm...

674
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,975
Yeah, it's fucking...
Look, it's fine.

675
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,655
Erm, I am... Everything works.

676
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,375
LAUGHTER

677
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,535
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

678
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,055
Well, Lewis...
It must be a good thing to come out

679
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,295
and be able to say
something like that

680
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,935
because there must be lots of
other people with Tourette's.

681
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,735
To see someone as successful as you,
as high-profile as you,

682
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,015
as confident as you to be able
to come out and say that,

683
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,935
it's a good thing, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, I feel...

684
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,815
Again, I didn't mean for it
to be like,

685
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,295
"Oh, I'm, like... the champion
of this." The poster boy.

686
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,215
But I imagine, with that,

687
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,615
comes a lot of,
you know, financial gain.

688
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,375
So I will be that...

689
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:12,975
I will gladly lead my twitchy
brothers and sisters, erm...

690
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,935
You're chasing
that sweet Tourette's cash.

691
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,295
Yeah, there's a lot of money
to be made in this game.

692
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,655
To be honest, it's nice to hear
people are like, are able to take...

693
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,975
something from it.
Cos I thought I was quite alone

694
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,815
in the fact that I was twitchy.

695
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,295
But then loads of people came out
and were like, "Oh, I've got

696
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,055
"the exact same switch that
you've got, and this and that."

697
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:33,335
"The exact

698
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:33,615
same

699
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,615
twitch that
you've got, and this and that."

700
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,455
"The exact same twitch that
you've got, and this and that."

701
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,175
So, erm... Yeah, it's fine,
it kind of ebbs and flows.

702
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,935
If I look after myself,
if I exercise, if I go to the gym,

703
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,335
if I...
Which is the same thing, by the way.

704
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,335
LAUGHTER
If I...

705
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,895
You know, if I, like, sort of,
you know, like,

706
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,095
don't drink too much or, like,

707
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,815
take a walk in the park and
breathe in a nice summer's air...

708
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,815
Mindfulness, that kind of thing.
Yeah. Which, as you can tell,

709
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,535
I'm not doing much of.
I was gonna ask...

710
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,295
Cos that's a commitment, isn't it?

711
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,935
Yeah, and I fucking hate commitment.
I'm a loose guy. Come on!

712
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,815
LAUGHTER
Whoo! Can't tie me down.

713
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,415
Loose and limber.

714
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,895
OK. Let me ask you
a different question.

715
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,735
Er, you're Scottish.
Yeah.

716
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,455
That's not the question.
OK.

717
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,095
Did you watch the Euros?

718
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,655
Did you cheer on
the English Lionesses?

719
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,175
No.

720
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,775
Ancl I won't lie to you.
That's all right.

721
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,935
I'm very nice...
Very honoured to meet you.

722
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,175
Erm, but what I found
about the Euros, the Women's Euros,

723
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,735
was that watching...

724
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,815
the Lionesses,
the English women's team,

725
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,415
excel in such a way

726
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,735
inspired a huge bitterness
and jealousy...

727
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,935
LAUGHTER
..in me,

728
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,295
as a Scottish person.

729
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,935
The same as the men's game.

730
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,735
So it just shows
you how far we've come, I think.

731
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,495
Lewis has given you
a very honest response.

732
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,375
But a lot of famous people
reached out to you afterwards.

733
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,975
Who are the sort of people
that called you...?

734
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,415
Now I feel like a click.
No. Not Lewis.

735
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,135
No, erm,
the likes of Anthony Joshua,

736
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,495
David Beckham, huge names, and...
It's amazing. All right!

737
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,215
So, what did Beckham say
when he called?

738
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,415
Just congratulations
on such a huge...

739
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,015
huge summer and, I think, yeah,
he reached out to many of the girls.

740
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,015
On the pitch, Prince William
spoke to you afterwards?

741
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,935
Yeah. I can't remember
what he said, though.

742
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,375
You can't remember?

743
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,535
No. In the moment,
like I said earlier,

744
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,375
everything was so silent.

745
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,695
I could see his lips moving,
and I don't know what he said.

746
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,135
Normally when that happens,
people use lip readers afterwards.

747
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,575
Yeah, I read on Twitter
someone did a lip reading of it,

748
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,695
and it said, he said,
"You are so powerful."

749
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,815
So, I hope that's what he said.
Wow!

750
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,335
That is a really weird thing to say.

751
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,735
Maybe that's why he whispered it,
cos he was a bit embarrassed.

752
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,495
In the moment, he went,
"God, you're so powerful!"

753
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,895
You are so...

754
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,655
So... If somebody said that to me,
like, "Come on, mate."

755
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,815
Romesh, what's the chance of anyone
ever saying that to you?

756
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,735
It's unlikely.

757
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,575
Since last time you were on
the show, which was 2019, I think,

758
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,455
you've moved out
of your parents' house.

759
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,775
I have.
OK. So, how's that been for you?

760
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,735
How was that experience,
how's the new house,

761
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,735
how's it all going?
It's been fucking horrible.

762
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,695
LAUGHTER

763
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,615
I got sent this house
from Ed Sheeran, of all people. Wow.

764
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,055
Thank you.
He bought your house?

765
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,855
Did he fuck. No.

766
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,615
I fucking wish!

767
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,135
No. He sent me an email.

768
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,895
Cos we became quite close
over lockdown and stuff,

769
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,375
and we're FaceTiming
and stuff like that.

770
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,735
Nothing weird. Erm...

771
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,495
He sent me this email. I told him
I was looking for a house.

772
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,975
He was like,
"This place looks brilliant,

773
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,415
it's in Scotland..." And I was like,
"You're Ed Sheeran,

774
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,535
"you obviously know lots
about property." Erm...

775
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,375
It's the first thing I thought
when I heard Galway Girl.

776
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,975
I says, "This guy
knows the housing market."

777
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,175
No, but he, erm...

778
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,015
He sent me it,
and it looked beautiful.

779
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,815
Sprawling hills, Jonathan,
very green. Lovely.

780
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,135
Like, a nice farmhouse aesthetic.
Beautiful.

781
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,495
Ancl then I moved in,

782
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,335
I kinda was blinded
by the outside of it,

783
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,335
and I thought the interior
wasn't up to scratch,

784
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,855
but I was like, "I can change that,
I've got big plans." Yeah.

785
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,615
Ancl I moved in, and it was
an absolute fucking shithole.

786
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:20,135
Ancl it smelled of smoke and wet dog.

787
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,135
Ancl there was a bag of live frogs
in the cupboard.

788
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,615
Now, a box of live frogs,
I can stand by.

789
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,135
But a bag? I can have no part in it.

790
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,535
A bag of live frogs?

791
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,975
Yeah. I don't know
what they were there for,

792
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,775
if it was like some weird...
sex thing. Or...

793
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,135
So, I don't live there any more.
I moved out.

794
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,375
So, Ed Sheeran, wherever you are,
fucking, you owe me money.

795
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,415
LAUGHTER

796
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,095
So where do you live now?
You've found another house?

797
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,335
I have found another house
in Glasgow. Yes.

798
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,415
In the West End of Glasgow.

799
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,935
Erm, it's the posh part. Erm...

800
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,535
Yeah, and life is...
Life's good?

801
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,335
All right, yeah. I mean, not good.
It's not good?

802
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,535
Well, there's a war on, Jonathan.
No, I know.

803
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,095
LAUGHTER

804
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,175
Sorry. You can live in your bubble.

805
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,815
APPLAUSE

806
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,575
Traitor.

807
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,855
But for you personally,
regardless of the global situation,

808
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,935
what I meant was,
life is good for you?

809
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,295
Yeah. I mean, I'm still overweight

810
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,495
and have a small penis,
but it's fine.

811
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,775
Those things, I guess I've learnt
to reconcile with.

812
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,855
Are you seeing anyone at the moment?
Are you with anyone? Erm... yeah.

813
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,175
No, I'm not, I'm single. Look at me.

814
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,095
LAUGHTER
AUDIENCE: AW!

815
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,175
All right, don't "aw".

816
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,655
We can have a joke.
I know I'm fucking hot stuff.

817
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,575
Erm, no, I'm single. I'm on Hinge.

818
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,055
I'm on Hinge.
Are you one Hinge? Come on, then.

819
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,215
CHEERING

820
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,655
So, you're back in Glasgow.
Back in Glasgow.

821
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,135
So, do you hang out still
with the people you grew up with?

822
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,695
No fucking chance, my man.

823
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:58,295
Soon as I saw, like, an open door,
I was fucking out of there.

824
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,335
I saw Ed Sheeran
waving at the end of a tunnel.

825
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,375
So, I just... Yeah, no, I still
speak to all my friends and stuff

826
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,335
from back home, and I still
hang out with the same people.

827
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,255
I live with
one of my friends from...

828
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,375
Sorry, I'm cutting you out a bit.

829
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,495
I live with one of my friends
from school. His name's Niall.

830
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,135
Niall, hello.
He works in student recruitment.

831
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:22,215
Niall, if you're watching this,
fucking... your rent's clue.

832
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,535
LAUGHTER

833
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,855
But, erm...

834
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,655
He, er...
Yeah, so I still know them all,

835
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,215
good friends with them all.
It's hard to shake those people.

836
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,135
But it's strange,
cos if you move away,

837
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,135
you do inevitably lose touch.
You're still in the Cotswolds?

838
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,535
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm still in
the village that I've, you know...

839
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,775
The village you grew up in?

840
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,615
Well, yeah, lost my virginity in,
you know...

841
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,375
Didn't ask that.
LAUGHTER

842
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:50,455
But, yeah,
I can't move away from it.

843
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,255
I don't know what it is.
Ancl I still, you know...

844
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,015
But people don't say,
"Oh, that's Daisy May Cooper."

845
00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:01,415
People go, "Oh, my God, she, right,
pissed on the gym mat in Year Six."

846
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,055
That's how people know me.
Keeps you grounded.

847
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,135
Yeah.
Look how down-to-earth I am.

848
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,055
So humble.

849
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,655
So, where did you grow up,
and where do you live now, Romesh?

850
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,215
Well, I grew up in Crawley.
Crawley, Sussex.

851
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,495
Yeah. And I now live in Crawley.

852
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,095
LAUGHTER

853
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,455
I did move for a bit,
but I ended up coming back.

854
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,895
I sold the house
to this Scottish singer. Erm...

855
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,575
LAUGHTER

856
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:30,255
APPLAUSE

857
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,375
Lewis's new single,
as I said earlier on,

858
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,135
Forget Me, is out now.
It went to number one.

859
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,695
It's not at number one any more.
Put it back, if you wanted to.

860
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,655
Yeah, fucking put it back, Britain.

861
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,695
But the video for it is fabulous.
I love the video.

862
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,895
Tell me, explain to those
who haven't seen it,

863
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,895
the concept behind this video
before we show you a burst.

864
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:53,615
So, we just copied Club Tropicana.
by Wham!.

865
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,255
And, er, yeah,
it was two clays in Ibiza.

866
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,375
I was in little white pants.

867
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,215
In the same club they shot it at?
Same places.

868
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,535
Same... I don't know
if I rode the same donkeys,

869
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,735
but, erm...
I was riding them, all right.

870
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,295
LAUGHTER

871
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,135
OK, we've put them side by side.

872
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,775
So, you can enjoy
just how close it really is.

873
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,175
Have a look at this.
This is amazing. It's Forget Me.

874
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,335
# Drag my name through the dirt

875
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,295
# Somehow it doesn't hurt, though

876
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,655
# Guess you're still holding on

877
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,495
# You told your friends
You want me dead

878
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,295
# And said that
I did everything wrong

879
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,215
<i># And you're not wrong</i>

880
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,695
# Well, I'll take all the vitriol

881
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:42,535
# But not the thought
Of you moving on

882
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,695
# Cos I'm not ready

883
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:51,655
# To find out
You know how to forget me

884
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,735
# I'd rather hear how much
You regret me... #

885
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,975
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

886
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,295
ROMESH: Amazing, amazing.
So much fun.

887
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,255
So good, isn't it? So good.

888
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,815
You must have had fun shooting that?

889
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,135
Erm...

890
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,495
No, shooting it was awful.

891
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:12,895
I had sickness and diarrhoea
during it. Wow.

892
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,495
I know that sounds like
something I made up,

893
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,895
but I swear on all that is Holy

894
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,455
that my hole was unholy.

895
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,775
And, yeah, I had to wear
those white pants all the time.

896
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:25,855
LAUGHTER

897
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,335
I bet everyone in that pool in
the video were absolutely buzzing.

898
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,415
LAUGHTER
Yeah!

899
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,135
But we didn't have spares, Chloe.

900
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,695
So, I just had to, like,
clench cheek the whole time.

901
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:39,695
It's a very strange feeling
to know that, at any moment,

902
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,295
you may be betrayed
by your arsehole.

903
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,415
LAUGHTER

904
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,855
We're gonna take a break,
but don't go away,

905
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,815
because after the break,
Lewis Capaldi will be performing

906
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,815
in this studio.
See you in a couple of minutes.

907
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,375
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

908
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,375
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

909
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,895
Welcome back to the show.

910
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,215
I'm pleased to say Romesh
and Daisy May are still here,

911
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,335
Chloe's still here, Lewis is here.
Let me ask about life in general.

912
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,855
First of all, being recognised.

913
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,815
Because you are, you know,
quite recognisable.

914
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,335
But people seem to mix you up with
a lot of other people, don't they?

915
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,495
Yeah. In particular...
My hair looks dreadful.

916
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,415
...female politicians.

917
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,495
Female politicians?
Yeah, yeah.

918
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,255
Who have you been compared to?

919
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,655
Angela Merkel.
LAUGHTER

920
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,415
We've got some examples that people
have put online of you.

921
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,335
Let's have a look and see
whether we think there's any...

922
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,735
LAUGHTER

923
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,695
Angie!
Yeah, there is something...

924
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,575
There is a little bit of
something there. There she is.

925
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,175
LAUGHTER

926
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,215
The other one was Liz Truss.
I get Liz Truss a lot.

927
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,615
That's young Truss.
That does look...

928
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,775
To be fair...
To be fair, since that's went up,

929
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,695
I've realised me and Liz Truss
have a lot in common.

930
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,535
I also would make
an awful prime minister.

931
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,535
LAUGHTER
Yes!

932
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,855
<i>Yeah'. Come on, come on.
Whoa'.!</i>

933
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,255
Political comedy.

934
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,255
Chloe, do you get recognised much?
Do you get compared to other people?

935
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,815
Has anyone ever said,
"My friend looks like you" or...?

936
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,695
Erm, no, but after the tournament,

937
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:18,655
a girl got upgraded
at British Airways

938
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,375
cos she looked like me, apparently.

939
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,855
So, it wasn't you?
No. I wish it was.

940
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,215
OK, I think we saw this story.
We have this picture.

941
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,455
I mean...

942
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,495
LAUGHTER

943
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,735
Daisy, what do people shout at you?

944
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,615
People say... Well,
I used to get Honey G a lot. Oh!

945
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,895
I tell you what, though,
it used to be really upsetting

946
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,055
cos I didn't know what the fuck
they were talking about.

947
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,295
They'd say, "I hate the stuff
Simon Cowell says about you."

948
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,775
And I thought, "Why the fuck
is he slagging ME off?!

949
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,055
"What have I done to him?"
Yeah. Yeah.

950
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,095
Do you rap?

951
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,095
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do a bit of rap.

952
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,815
What, kind of
Cotswolds-style rapping?

953
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,375
Sort of, er...
Mostly So Solid Crew sort of stuff.

954
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,975
RAPS: # Thug of the family
Who could I be?

955
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,935
# M with the A to the C
That's me... #

956
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,735
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

957
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,975
So, Romesh is back on tour.

958
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,255
You're back. The Hustle tour
is starting when?

959
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,935
It's starting in over a year's time.

960
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,575
But you advertise it now?
Yeah, just because, I guess,

961
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,335
nobody had faith
that I could sell the tickets.

962
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,095
But all of the tours are doing it
way in advance.

963
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,375
Yeah. We give it a long lead time.

964
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,815
Chloe's not gonna play football
tonight, obviously,

965
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:37,455
tonight, obviously,

966
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,815
and we don't want you
to get any injuries.

967
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,015
Romesh sort of fancied himself as a
bit of a sportsman back in the day.

968
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,135
What the...? Where...?

969
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,975
You trained with the English team,
for football, briefly?

970
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,175
Yeah. For Rob And Romesh Vs.

971
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,335
And how did you do on that?
Awful.

972
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,095
Rob and I did a bit of training with
Jude Bellingham and Mason Mount.

973
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,335
Rob's pretty good. And I'm dreadful.

974
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,095
I mean, what I can do, in a penalty,

975
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,415
I can send the keeper the wrong way
with that.

976
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,375
LAUGHTER

977
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,335
But in terms of actual
physical coordination,

978
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,855
I haven't really got it.

979
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,335
Midway through, Mason and
Jude Bellingham, they go to me...

980
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,415
I was really going for it,
and then they said to me,

981
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,895
"Are you...
are you doing this to be funny?"

982
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,975
I went, "What do you mean?"

983
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,615
He goes, "The way
you're kicking the ball,

984
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,815
"are you doing it for comedy?"
I went, "No, that's... I'm trying."

985
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,295
Ancl he honestly...
They honestly looked at me

986
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,375
like I was a different species.

987
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,455
But honestly,
every time I kick a football,

988
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,015
it looks like the first time
I've kicked a football. OK.

989
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,175
Tonight, we're gonna ask Chloe

990
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,575
whether she'll give you
some pointers.

991
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,015
And we'll join in as well,
but, Romesh, it's you

992
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,415
that were trying to help here.
Thank you.

993
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,335
So, if we want to bring out
the gear now. Come on over.

994
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,735
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
We'll give this a go with Chloe

995
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,295
telling us what we're doing wrong.
Chloe, you're judging us here.

996
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,335
Give us tips as well.

997
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,615
So, Romesh,
I'm gonna put the ball down.

998
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,215
Look at that. I know how to do that.
It feels quite...

999
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:58,055
They're hard, aren't they?
OK. If you would like to...

1000
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,375
What should he do?

1001
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,375
How does he approach the ball,
what should he do?

1002
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,135
I wouldn't take as big run up,
cos you'll probably hit the crowd.

1003
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,695
We've got a net there, it's OK.

1004
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,455
But with his eyes, it's probably
gonna go over there anyway.

1005
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:10,975
I'd side-foot it, but...
Why have you gotta...?

1006
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,975
Why have you got to do that?

1007
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,975
I was just joining in
cos you were doing it earlier.

1008
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,495
I didn't even fancy myself
as a sport...

1009
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,255
You've stitched me up here.
I agreed to do it.

1010
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,495
I think this might be
a good new career for you,

1011
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,815
and God knows you need something.

1012
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,455
LAUGHTER

1013
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,175
So, if you study the form
and tell us what's going right...

1014
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,175
Well, what's going wrong.
Get behind him, audience.

1015
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,735
Sorry.

1016
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,575
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go on. Go on.

1017
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,015
Sorry. I'm so sorry.

1018
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,455
I'm so sorry. It's not... I'm not...

1019
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,215
These are like...
You can't blame the shoes!

1020
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,175
All right, OK.
I'm so s...

1021
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,615
Lewis, you want to have a go?
Yeah, fuck it.

1022
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,695
Which one are you going for, Lewis?

1023
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,655
Lewis?

1024
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,655
Lewis, which one? Which one?

1025
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,535
Top...
Top left? Top left?

1026
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,695
OK, go on.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1027
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,855
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

1028
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,655
Oh, my God! This is so stressful.
Wow. Lewis, Lewis...

1029
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,615
Daisy, do you want to have a go?

1030
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,895
ROMESH: Let's wrap it up.
Let's wrap it up, guys. One go.

1031
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,095
Go on, Daisy.
Do you want to have a go? Oh, God.

1032
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,735
Daisy, which one are you going for?

1033
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,095
Bottom right?

1034
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,775
Bottom right. OK.

1035
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,455
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

1036
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,815
Lewis, come forward.
Lewis, come forward.

1037
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,415
Lewis...

1038
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,855
Yes!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1039
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,615
Very good. Very good.
Come on.

1040
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,215
OK, Lewis, if you'd like to
head over to perform.

1041
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,495
Lewis Capaldi, ladies and gentlemen.

1042
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,695
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1043
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,375
Thank you to
all my fabulous guests tonight.

1044
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,095
Join me again next week, when we've
got Rosie Huntington-Whiteley,

1045
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,095
Chris McCausland,
Sara Pascoe, Dame Kelly Holmes,

1046
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,695
legendary film composer Hans Zimmer,

1047
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:56,975
and the return of the Arctic Monkeys
right here on the show.

1048
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,855
But now, with Forget Me,
it's Lewis Capaldi.

1049
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,295
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1050
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,135
# Days ache and nights are long

1051
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,135
# Two years
Ancl still you're not gone

1052
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,895
# I guess I'm still holding on

1053
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,575
# Drag my name through the dirt

1054
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,575
# Somehow it doesn't hurt, though

1055
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,695
# I guess you're still holding on

1056
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,015
# You told your friends
You want me dead

1057
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,335
# And said that I did
Everything wrong

1058
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,575
<i># And you're not wrong</i>

1059
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,375
# Well, I'll take all the vitriol

1060
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:41,575
# But not the thought of you
Moving on

1061
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,095
# Cos I'm not ready

1062
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:49,295
# To find out you know
How to forget me

1063
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:54,055
# I'd rather hear
How much you regret me

1064
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,055
<i># And pray to God
That you never met me</i>

1065
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,055
# Than forget me

1066
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,735
# Oh, I hate to know I made you cry

1067
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,055
# But love to know I cross your mind

1068
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,535
# Babe, oh, I

1069
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,935
# Even after all
It'd still wreck me

1070
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,575
# To find out you'd know
How to forget me

1071
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,615
# Even after all this time

1072
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,175
# Days ache and nights are grey

1073
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,815
# My heart is still your place, babe

1074
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,575
# I guess I still feel the same

1075
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,335
# Know you can't stand my face

1076
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,775
# Some scars you can't erase, babe

1077
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,935
# I guess you still feel the same

1078
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,775
# Well, I'll take all the vitriol

1079
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:49,735
# But not the thought of you
Moving on

1080
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,055
# Cos I'm not ready

1081
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:57,735
# To find out you know
How to forget me

1082
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:02,295
# I'd rather hear how much
You regret me

1083
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,095
<i># And pray to God
That you never met me</i>

1084
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,815
# Than forget me

1085
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,775
# Oh, I hate to know I made you cry

1086
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,055
# But love to know I cross your mind

1087
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,415
# Babe, oh, I

1088
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:21,135
# Even after all
It'd still wreck me

1089
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,895
# To find out
You'd know how to forget me

1090
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,095
# Even after all this time

1091
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,375
# I'm not ready to let you forget me
To let you forget me

1092
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,775
# Yeah

1093
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,175
# I'm not ready to let you forget me
# Even after all this time

1094
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,855
# I'm not ready to let you forget me
To let you forget me

1095
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,375
# Yeah

1096
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,575
# I'm not ready to let you forget me
To let you forget me

1097
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,855
# Cos I'm not ready

1098
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:54,135
# To find out
You know how to forget me

1099
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:58,895
# I'd rather hear how much
You regret me

1100
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,735
<i># And pray to God
That you never met me</i>

1101
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,735
# Than forget me

1102
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,455
# Oh, I hate to know I made you cry

1103
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,855
# But love to know I cross your mind

1104
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,935
# Babe, oh, I

1105
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:17,655
# Even after all
It'd still wreck me

1106
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,615
# To find out
You'd know how to forget me

1107
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,015
# Even after all this time. #

1108
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:31,215
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

1109
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:37,175
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