1 00:00:10,455 --> 00:00:13,375 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:13,375 --> 00:00:16,215 Hello. Thank you very much. Thank you. 3 00:00:16,215 --> 00:00:18,055 Thank you so much. 4 00:00:18,055 --> 00:00:20,695 Wow. What a lovely greeting. 5 00:00:22,135 --> 00:00:24,295 Well, good evening. 6 00:00:24,295 --> 00:00:27,055 And welcome to The Jonathan Ross Show. 7 00:00:27,055 --> 00:00:28,815 Now, this is exciting, of course, 8 00:00:28,815 --> 00:00:31,095 because tomorrow night is the final of I'm A Celeb. 9 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:32,735 Have you been watching I'm A Celeb? 10 00:00:32,735 --> 00:00:34,335 AUDIENCE: Yes! Of course you have. 11 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,695 Or as it's been known this series, 12 00:00:35,695 --> 00:00:37,295 How Much Can We Torture Matt Hancock? 13 00:00:37,295 --> 00:00:38,935 Although, I think he's gonna look back 14 00:00:38,935 --> 00:00:40,535 on his time in the jungle very fondly, 15 00:00:40,535 --> 00:00:43,495 because as soon he goes back and faces his angry constituents, 16 00:00:43,495 --> 00:00:45,695 he will wish he was chomping on a kangaroo penis. 17 00:00:45,695 --> 00:00:46,975 LAUGHTER 18 00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:48,935 We have got a great show lined up for you tonight. 19 00:00:48,935 --> 00:00:50,695 Let's have a look at who's in my Green Room. 20 00:00:50,695 --> 00:00:53,855 We have Hollywood royalty with us, star of the big screen and small, 21 00:00:53,855 --> 00:00:55,495 it's Kate Hudson, ladies and gentlemen! 22 00:00:55,495 --> 00:00:57,655 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 23 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:02,975 Also on the show, hilarious comedian, writer and actor, 24 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,655 Roisin Conaty! 25 00:01:04,655 --> 00:01:07,375 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I love Roisin. 26 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:12,695 Joining them, one of our greatest superstars, 27 00:01:12,695 --> 00:01:15,055 whose been making music for over five decades, 28 00:01:15,055 --> 00:01:16,255 winning three Grammys, 29 00:01:16,255 --> 00:01:18,455 four lifetime achievement awards, so much more, 30 00:01:18,455 --> 00:01:21,655 it is the fabulous Joan Armatrading! 31 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,295 Joan, I'm so thrilled you're here. 32 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:24,975 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 33 00:01:24,975 --> 00:01:26,775 And she will be joined 34 00:01:26,775 --> 00:01:29,535 by another one of our greatest music superstars, 35 00:01:29,535 --> 00:01:31,255 yes, of course, it's Stormzy! 36 00:01:31,255 --> 00:01:33,615 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 37 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:37,575 And Stormzy will be chatting this evening, 38 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:40,895 and also performing at the end of the show, alongside Debbie. 39 00:01:40,895 --> 00:01:43,615 There's Debbie with him there. Debbie, thank you for joining us. 40 00:01:43,615 --> 00:01:46,135 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Lovely to have you here as well. 41 00:01:46,135 --> 00:01:48,415 OK, so, that's the show. Before I get my guests out here, 42 00:01:48,415 --> 00:01:50,615 here's some of my favourite stories from this week. 43 00:01:50,615 --> 00:01:52,295 The World Cup is well underway, of course. 44 00:01:52,295 --> 00:01:53,935 Now, you might love the beautiful game, 45 00:01:53,935 --> 00:01:55,535 but if you are watching a match at home, 46 00:01:55,535 --> 00:01:57,335 try not to make too much noise, 47 00:01:57,335 --> 00:01:59,975 as your neighbours might not feel the same. 48 00:01:59,975 --> 00:02:02,655 CHEERING IN DISTANCE 49 00:02:08,455 --> 00:02:10,335 LAUGHTER 50 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:17,735 APPLAUSE They don't like the noise. 51 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:21,135 I did check... I did check, that is a living cat. 52 00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:23,055 That isn't just like a stuffed head poked out. 53 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:25,015 I don't know if you've seen this one before, 54 00:02:25,015 --> 00:02:26,775 but sometimes, people like to pretend, 55 00:02:26,775 --> 00:02:29,255 dog owners like to pretend that they're being attacked 56 00:02:29,255 --> 00:02:30,895 to see how their pet respond. 57 00:02:30,895 --> 00:02:32,215 And I'm gonna show you two clips 58 00:02:32,215 --> 00:02:34,175 to prove it's not always what you might expect. 59 00:02:34,175 --> 00:02:36,335 Argh! 60 00:02:36,335 --> 00:02:39,215 DOG BARKING 61 00:02:39,215 --> 00:02:41,895 VACUUM HISSING 62 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,175 DOG BARKING 63 00:02:45,535 --> 00:02:48,055 LAUGHTER 64 00:02:48,055 --> 00:02:51,375 APPLAUSE Oh, dear. 65 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,855 Shall we start the show, ladies and gentlemen? Why don't we. 66 00:02:53,855 --> 00:02:57,375 Let's get my first guests out, it's Roisin Conaty and Stormzy! 67 00:02:57,375 --> 00:03:00,095 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 68 00:03:00,095 --> 00:03:02,775 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 69 00:03:12,695 --> 00:03:14,375 Come and sit down. 70 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,655 Hey, Mike, how's it going? Hey, man. 71 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,375 Come and sit down. Good to see you. 72 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:21,375 How are you both? Very well. I'm all right. 73 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,575 I'm all good. I'm good. Yeah? 74 00:03:23,575 --> 00:03:24,575 I saw that you... 75 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:26,255 I saw, I think it was on your socials, 76 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:28,455 I saw that you'd been to Las Vegas recently... Yeah. 77 00:03:28,455 --> 00:03:30,975 ..Stormzy, and you went to the opening night 78 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:32,935 of Adele's series of gigs there. Oh, yeah, yeah. 79 00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:35,535 Now, that must have been quite something. That was amazing. 80 00:03:35,535 --> 00:03:38,335 That was probably the best show I've ever seen. 81 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:39,375 KISS Chef's kiss. 82 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:40,575 That was fucking good, yeah. 83 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:41,935 But you're friends, aren't you? 84 00:03:41,935 --> 00:03:43,535 You've become friends with each other? 85 00:03:43,535 --> 00:03:45,535 Yeah, that's my dog. That's my dog. LAUGHTER 86 00:03:45,535 --> 00:03:47,575 I assume that's a good thing? Yeah, that's my dog. 87 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,775 Like, yeah, that's my... Cos, you know, a lot of time, 88 00:03:49,775 --> 00:03:52,535 people think it's, like, people get... Erm, what's the word? 89 00:03:52,535 --> 00:03:55,135 When they... When they hear about, like, friendships like that, 90 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,775 it's like, "Wow, this person and that person." 91 00:03:57,775 --> 00:03:59,695 And it's never that, like, fabulous. 92 00:03:59,695 --> 00:04:01,375 It is always, "That's my dog, innit." 93 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,735 You know what I mean? I understand some of that. 94 00:04:03,735 --> 00:04:05,575 LAUGHTER 95 00:04:05,575 --> 00:04:07,495 Like, you're my dog. I'm your dog as well? 96 00:04:07,495 --> 00:04:09,375 You're my dog, like...! We got... Jonathan... 97 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,655 LAUGHTER 98 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:12,135 And you know what, 99 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:14,375 if you get attacked by a Hoover, I will hump your leg... 100 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,935 LAUGHTER 101 00:04:15,935 --> 00:04:18,855 ..to make sure... to make sure you're doing OK. 102 00:04:18,855 --> 00:04:20,335 APPLAUSE 103 00:04:20,335 --> 00:04:23,095 Um... So, how did you meet Adele? How did you become...? 104 00:04:23,095 --> 00:04:24,495 How did she become your dog? 105 00:04:24,495 --> 00:04:26,695 LAUGHTER 106 00:04:26,695 --> 00:04:28,655 Erm... I think from years ago, like. 107 00:04:28,655 --> 00:04:30,815 I'm... I've always been a big fan. 108 00:04:30,815 --> 00:04:34,135 She came to my London show, 109 00:04:34,135 --> 00:04:36,855 and I was very, very starstruck. Like... 110 00:04:36,855 --> 00:04:38,775 I remember, I was like, "Can I hug you?" 111 00:04:38,775 --> 00:04:40,775 And I was like, "Can I hug you again?" 112 00:04:40,775 --> 00:04:42,975 I probably asked about three, four times, like... 113 00:04:42,975 --> 00:04:45,455 "Oh, can I hug you, like?" But she's just lovely, man. 114 00:04:45,455 --> 00:04:47,695 So, yeah, our friendship started probably about 2017, 115 00:04:47,695 --> 00:04:49,015 when she come to my show, yeah. 116 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:51,295 You haven't recorded together. She... I think she's... 117 00:04:51,295 --> 00:04:53,095 No, no, no, no. Come on. LAUGHTER 118 00:04:53,095 --> 00:04:55,535 Come on, no! Come on. Hey, Stormzy, she's not that bad! 119 00:04:55,535 --> 00:04:58,695 No! LAUGHTER 120 00:04:58,695 --> 00:05:00,335 No, no, come on, man! 121 00:05:00,335 --> 00:05:03,975 Come on, man. You know what I mean? LAUGHTER 122 00:05:03,975 --> 00:05:05,575 Once again. I wish, I wish, I wish. 123 00:05:05,575 --> 00:05:07,135 But, you know what I mean? You gotta... 124 00:05:07,135 --> 00:05:09,415 But if you're friends, can't you suggest that to her? 125 00:05:09,415 --> 00:05:11,295 Couldn't you say, "Look, I very much enjoy..." 126 00:05:11,295 --> 00:05:14,175 No. No, no, no, no. 127 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:16,215 There's leagues and levels, Jonathan. Wow. 128 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:18,655 So, you don't consider yourself to be at that sort of level? 129 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:20,255 Are you fucking joking?! LAUGHTER 130 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:22,695 Well, I... Are you joking?! Well, you're Stormzy. 131 00:05:22,695 --> 00:05:24,655 I went to see you and it was packed out at the O2, 132 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:26,895 and you put on an amazing show... Yeah, yeah, yeah. 133 00:05:26,895 --> 00:05:28,135 Your dancing needs work, 134 00:05:28,135 --> 00:05:30,415 but apart from that, it was an amazing show! 135 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:32,015 LAUGHTER 136 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:34,015 No, it was a big show, it was amazing. 137 00:05:34,015 --> 00:05:36,215 Yeah, you gotta, nah... OK. Leagues and levels. 138 00:05:36,215 --> 00:05:37,775 But, Vegas. So, you saw her in Vegas, 139 00:05:37,775 --> 00:05:40,055 and Vegas is extraordinary, it's unlike anywhere else. 140 00:05:40,055 --> 00:05:41,455 Have you been to Vegas, Roisin? 141 00:05:41,455 --> 00:05:43,415 Yeah, I went to Vegas, though, when I... 142 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:45,455 I went for my 30th birthday and I was really broke. 143 00:05:45,455 --> 00:05:48,775 So, it's the opposite to Stormzy's! 144 00:05:48,775 --> 00:05:51,015 It was a really depressing birthday being... 145 00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:53,935 Being broke in Vegas is like being broke squared. 146 00:05:53,935 --> 00:05:55,135 Yeah. LAUGHTER 147 00:05:55,135 --> 00:05:56,855 You should've just done a little... 148 00:05:56,855 --> 00:05:58,775 Oh, I tried, but I was basically... 149 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,615 But what I could afford was almost sort of like the bingo of Vegas. 150 00:06:01,615 --> 00:06:03,255 LAUGHTER It was really... 151 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:05,295 The only thing I remember about Vegas 152 00:06:05,295 --> 00:06:06,575 is getting these cocktails. 153 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,375 It was so cheap and so strong, 154 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:11,655 that one cocktail got me absolutely hammered. Yeah. 155 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:13,175 Like, out cold hammered. 156 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:14,855 And I woke up with the worst hangover, 157 00:06:14,855 --> 00:06:16,895 and the same cocktail got me over the hangover. 158 00:06:16,895 --> 00:06:18,015 LAUGHTER 159 00:06:18,015 --> 00:06:19,615 We should all go back, 160 00:06:19,615 --> 00:06:21,455 and Stormzy can hook us up with some tickets, 161 00:06:21,455 --> 00:06:22,655 and we'll go and... Yes. 162 00:06:22,655 --> 00:06:25,015 I don't think I can, you know. I... Wow. Yeah. 163 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:26,415 Cos it sold out, completely. 164 00:06:26,415 --> 00:06:29,055 Leagues and levels, Jonathan. It's not that easy, bruv. 165 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,735 Well, you talk about leagues and levels, 166 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:31,895 here's the thing, 167 00:06:31,895 --> 00:06:34,575 I'm sure you saw Stormzy's video for Mel Made Me Do It. 168 00:06:34,575 --> 00:06:37,735 You managed to get the most extraordinary list of people 169 00:06:37,735 --> 00:06:39,095 to take part in that video. 170 00:06:39,095 --> 00:06:41,495 Some people were easy to get. You had me in it, right. Yeah. 171 00:06:41,495 --> 00:06:44,495 That was, you know, I couldn't believe my luck, but... 172 00:06:44,495 --> 00:06:46,535 You had some amazing people in there. 173 00:06:46,535 --> 00:06:48,135 Tell me about some of the guest stars. 174 00:06:48,135 --> 00:06:49,335 There's one in particular. 175 00:06:49,335 --> 00:06:51,655 It kicks off with, you've got Usain Bolt on there with you. 176 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:52,695 Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. 177 00:06:52,695 --> 00:06:54,975 Who are the big names that you were thrilled to have? 178 00:06:54,975 --> 00:06:56,255 Jose Mourinho. Wow. Ooh. 179 00:06:56,255 --> 00:06:58,575 He was, like... Come on. That's like... 180 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:01,375 But Jose Mourinho doesn't do stuff like this, does he? 181 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,335 No, no, no, no, no. So, how did you get him? 182 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,495 There you go, hard. 183 00:07:05,495 --> 00:07:07,335 He blends in quite well there, like. 184 00:07:07,335 --> 00:07:10,095 He looks like one of the boys, like. Erm... 185 00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:12,415 Minus the suit. Yeah. 186 00:07:12,415 --> 00:07:15,055 And the fact he's 50 years older than everyone else! 187 00:07:15,055 --> 00:07:19,295 But, yeah, he, erm... He had a great season last season. 188 00:07:19,295 --> 00:07:21,495 Like, he took Roma to the finals, and won it. 189 00:07:21,495 --> 00:07:24,855 And I remember, I remember, even whilst he was on the journey, 190 00:07:24,855 --> 00:07:27,375 when he got to the semis, and got to the finals, 191 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:28,695 I was thinking, "Please win." 192 00:07:28,695 --> 00:07:30,975 Cos I was thinking, if he loses, you know what I mean, 193 00:07:30,975 --> 00:07:33,615 he ain't gonna wanna do it. He won't be in the right mood, yeah. 194 00:07:33,615 --> 00:07:35,215 Yeah, yeah. So, but then they won it, 195 00:07:35,215 --> 00:07:37,535 and then... He had agreed to it ages before, 196 00:07:37,535 --> 00:07:38,815 and then when they won it, 197 00:07:38,815 --> 00:07:40,455 he had a bit of time off, and he came down, 198 00:07:40,455 --> 00:07:41,695 and he was lovely, man. 199 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:44,015 He really wanted to get it right as well. 200 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:45,575 Were there any you were hoping to get 201 00:07:45,575 --> 00:07:47,775 that couldn't do it, or wouldn't do it, 202 00:07:47,775 --> 00:07:50,655 just couldn't do it, or just didn't feel it was right for them? 203 00:07:50,655 --> 00:07:53,335 Erm... Really wanted Lewis. Lewis Hamilton. 204 00:07:53,335 --> 00:07:56,495 Like, he's a legend, GOAT, like, but... 205 00:07:56,495 --> 00:07:58,415 He was right in the middle of the season, 206 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:00,175 so that weren't gonna work. 207 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,415 I think, everyone else, we managed to get. Yeah. 208 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,615 That's pretty amazing, to have a sort of wish list 209 00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:06,015 and get every one but one. 210 00:08:06,015 --> 00:08:09,095 And he's got a fairly convincing excuse. Yeah. 211 00:08:09,095 --> 00:08:11,335 But do you get...? Do you get starstruck ever, though? 212 00:08:11,335 --> 00:08:13,215 Because you must have met almost everyone. 213 00:08:13,215 --> 00:08:14,375 Yeah, all the time. 214 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:17,095 I get starstruck all the time, like as in... 215 00:08:17,095 --> 00:08:19,935 Yeah, I got a folder on my phone called Fanboy Mike. 216 00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:22,855 Wow. Yeah. And it's got about... 217 00:08:22,855 --> 00:08:25,135 it's got about 48 photos that are from everyone... 218 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:26,615 If I see anyone and I recognise you, 219 00:08:26,615 --> 00:08:28,815 I'm like, "Oh, shit, like, let me get a pic, like." 220 00:08:28,815 --> 00:08:30,495 But there are some people I was surprised at. 221 00:08:30,495 --> 00:08:32,455 Cos I know that you were, you were very excited, 222 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:33,935 you were a big fan of Ronan Keating? 223 00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:36,135 Ronan K... Of course! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 224 00:08:36,135 --> 00:08:38,975 And so you... Cos I was thinking, well, if you haven't met him, 225 00:08:38,975 --> 00:08:40,655 I'm sure I could arrange that. LAUGHTER 226 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:43,055 But there you got one with Ronan. 227 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,975 ROISIN: "Piss me off". 228 00:08:44,975 --> 00:08:47,255 Yeah. That would have been at the GQ Awards. 229 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:48,455 That was at the GQ Awards. 230 00:08:48,455 --> 00:08:50,975 "Just don't piss me off" is the best! 231 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:53,655 And then, also you recently met Taylor Swift for the first time, 232 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:56,455 I think. Yes, I met Taylor, yeah. That was... 233 00:08:56,455 --> 00:08:58,815 She's lovely. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 234 00:08:58,815 --> 00:09:01,295 There you go. Whoop for Taylor. I'm a big fan of Queen Tay Tay. 235 00:09:01,295 --> 00:09:04,135 Yeah, yeah. She's amazing. She was... She, um... 236 00:09:04,135 --> 00:09:05,175 She was just so lovely. 237 00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:07,095 Like, when I left there, like, we all left, 238 00:09:07,095 --> 00:09:09,615 and I just looked at everyone, I was, "How fucking nice is she?" 239 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,255 Well, I think we have some footage 240 00:09:11,255 --> 00:09:13,295 of you meeting Taylor for the first time. 241 00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:15,175 This is the lead up, you're obviously excited. 242 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,215 Have a look at this. 243 00:09:16,215 --> 00:09:18,095 And I think you've had a drink or two, I suspect. 244 00:09:18,095 --> 00:09:19,495 Probably. More than likely. 245 00:09:19,495 --> 00:09:22,535 I was trying to get a selfie with Taylor Swift. 246 00:09:22,535 --> 00:09:23,935 I'm looking for Taylor Swift. 247 00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:28,335 Taylor, where you? I want a selfie, Taylor! 248 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,935 Trying to get a selfie with Taylor Swift, running around. 249 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:34,175 All right, all right, shh, shh, shh. WOMAN: Wait, wait, you're shining... 250 00:09:34,175 --> 00:09:36,095 Wait a minute, I'm going to meet Taylor, 251 00:09:36,095 --> 00:09:37,735 I'm going to meet Taylor. 252 00:09:37,735 --> 00:09:40,735 This is too shiny. LAUGHTER 253 00:09:40,735 --> 00:09:42,335 Can you keep still?! 254 00:09:46,735 --> 00:09:48,335 Wait, not quite. 255 00:09:48,335 --> 00:09:49,935 CLICK 256 00:09:49,935 --> 00:09:53,215 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 257 00:09:53,215 --> 00:09:55,415 CLICK 258 00:09:55,415 --> 00:09:57,575 Yeah. "So happy". Quite right. 259 00:09:57,575 --> 00:09:58,935 And you're right, 260 00:09:58,935 --> 00:10:00,895 she is just so lovely. Yeah. She's amazing. 261 00:10:00,895 --> 00:10:03,175 How are you with famous people? Do you get starstruck? 262 00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:05,895 Oh, yeah. I-I'm not as... I'm not charming like Stormzy. 263 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:08,535 I come across as quite creepy. LAUGHTER 264 00:10:08,535 --> 00:10:10,855 So, I met Brandon Flowers from The Killers, the singer... 265 00:10:10,855 --> 00:10:12,495 Amazing. Yeah, and I'm a big fan. 266 00:10:12,495 --> 00:10:15,455 And, er, I sort of was... I was so earnest, and I was like, 267 00:10:15,455 --> 00:10:17,935 PUTS ON EARNEST VOICE: "I just think you're really great." 268 00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,975 I saw him read me, and he went, "Do you want a photo?" 269 00:10:19,975 --> 00:10:21,495 LAUGHTER Ah... 270 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:24,255 And I know what that, that's celeb talk for, "Let's end this!" 271 00:10:24,255 --> 00:10:25,895 Yeah, yeah. That's a "fuck off", like. 272 00:10:25,895 --> 00:10:27,655 That's like... You got your photo with him? 273 00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:30,095 I got my photo, but, yeah, he was not up... I was too creepy. 274 00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:32,095 I mean, you can see in the photos there, 275 00:10:32,095 --> 00:10:33,775 you are reacting differently. 276 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,455 Especially the bottom... 277 00:10:35,455 --> 00:10:36,655 The bottom left one, 278 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:39,175 you're reacting very differently to him. 279 00:10:39,175 --> 00:10:41,095 He's just trying to get out. Out of the booth. 280 00:10:41,095 --> 00:10:43,775 You look like you're having an out of body experience. 281 00:10:43,775 --> 00:10:45,815 I was telling him, like, how much his... 282 00:10:45,815 --> 00:10:47,495 an album, going through all of his songs. 283 00:10:47,495 --> 00:10:49,935 I remember thinking, "Oh, God, she's three albums before. 284 00:10:49,935 --> 00:10:51,535 "I've got to get away from this woman." 285 00:10:51,535 --> 00:10:54,015 You were listing every track. Yeah, pretty much. 286 00:10:54,015 --> 00:10:55,815 Erm, well, if we're talking about albums, 287 00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:57,815 we should talk to Stormzy. You've got a new album, 288 00:10:57,815 --> 00:11:00,175 Stormzy has a new album out, it's called This Is What I Mean. 289 00:11:00,175 --> 00:11:02,975 I think I've got it here. I think this is one of the first copies. 290 00:11:02,975 --> 00:11:04,455 Yeah. And it's a different sound. 291 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,055 Or, well, it's not a different sound, 292 00:11:06,055 --> 00:11:08,255 but it does seem to have a different sort of vibe to it. 293 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:11,095 Erm, yeah, it's a lot more soulful. 294 00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:13,695 From the beginning, I've always dabbled in soul and melody, 295 00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:15,415 gospel, R&B... Yeah. 296 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:18,015 And I think it's just a continuation on my journeys. 297 00:11:18,015 --> 00:11:20,375 And I think with God, 298 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,255 with God, I always give glory to God, 299 00:11:22,255 --> 00:11:24,975 with growth, with, like, a great team, 300 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,135 great friends, great family. 301 00:11:27,135 --> 00:11:28,815 And, you know, I thank God for growth 302 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:30,175 and thank God for this new album. 303 00:11:30,175 --> 00:11:32,615 Now, your mum, Abigail, I love your mum, Abigail, 304 00:11:32,615 --> 00:11:35,175 but she is becoming a bit of a star in her own right now, isn't she? 305 00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:36,975 Yeah, yeah. Oh. She loves it, though. 306 00:11:36,975 --> 00:11:39,215 Like, she thrives in, like... 307 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:40,895 As in, if she was here right now, 308 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:43,455 she would be happy to walk down here and do all the interviews. 309 00:11:43,455 --> 00:11:45,135 Just be on the stage? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 310 00:11:45,135 --> 00:11:47,015 She loves it, she loves it. That's great. 311 00:11:47,015 --> 00:11:49,335 Because she's from Ghana originally? Yeah. 312 00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:51,015 And so when she goes back to Ghana, 313 00:11:51,015 --> 00:11:53,495 do they know that she's your mum? Do they...? 314 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,095 Cos she lets people know, like. Yeah. 315 00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:56,855 Do you know what it is? 316 00:11:56,855 --> 00:11:58,895 And she's so funny, cos she will tell me a story, 317 00:11:58,895 --> 00:12:01,175 she might be like, "Ah, I was somewhere, 318 00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:02,655 "and, like, someone was just, like, 319 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,215 "Oh, my God, you're Stormzy's mum!" " 320 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:06,015 And I'm like, "No, that didn't happen." 321 00:12:06,015 --> 00:12:07,495 LAUGHTER 322 00:12:07,495 --> 00:12:09,735 "No. You just, like, you let them know, like." 323 00:12:09,735 --> 00:12:11,215 She could just put... 324 00:12:11,215 --> 00:12:13,015 Do you know what her ringtone is? 325 00:12:13,015 --> 00:12:15,295 It's Take Me Back to London. LAUGHTER 326 00:12:15,295 --> 00:12:17,055 So, "Da-da-da-da-da." Then pulls it out. 327 00:12:17,055 --> 00:12:18,095 "Oh, my God, like." 328 00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:20,135 Someone will ask, "So, why is your ringtone that?" 329 00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:22,055 "Oh, it's just my son." You know what I mean? 330 00:12:22,055 --> 00:12:23,815 She lets people know, like. 331 00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:26,055 She acts like she's, yeah, but she lets people know. 332 00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:28,735 You have a great relationship with your mum, of course. I do, yeah. 333 00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:31,375 How is your mum at the moment? Your mum is Margaret, isn't she? 334 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,415 She is, yeah. She's great. She's, erm... 335 00:12:33,415 --> 00:12:35,615 She's going deaf, and she needed a hearing aid, 336 00:12:35,615 --> 00:12:36,895 and she just doesn't, 337 00:12:36,895 --> 00:12:39,095 she was refusing to get this hearing aid, 338 00:12:39,095 --> 00:12:41,775 and also, there's a conversation where my mum's idea of hell 339 00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:44,015 is going on holiday with me and my sister. 340 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:45,855 Cos she was a single mum, and so that was her... 341 00:12:45,855 --> 00:12:47,735 Like, when we were young, we were a nightmare. 342 00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,655 And so I always try and wind her up and say, 343 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,175 "We're gonna go away, just me and you 344 00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:52,815 "for two weeks on our own." 345 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,255 And we were watching a documentary about the Serengeti, 346 00:12:55,255 --> 00:12:56,975 and I was like, "We'll go on safari, Mum, 347 00:12:56,975 --> 00:12:58,695 "it'd be amazing, we'll go on safari." 348 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,655 I was, like, "Don't you think it'd be amazing?" 349 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,375 "Just me and you, solidly, for two weeks under the stars." 350 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,055 And she, like, ran out of the room. 351 00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:06,575 "I don't want anything to do with it!" 352 00:13:06,575 --> 00:13:07,735 And then I went, 353 00:13:07,735 --> 00:13:09,935 "Mum, don't you ever want to see a herd of elephants?" 354 00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:11,695 Then she came back in the room and went, 355 00:13:11,695 --> 00:13:14,215 "Of course I've heard of elephants." 356 00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:16,135 LAUGHTER 357 00:13:16,135 --> 00:13:18,055 So, she's now got the hearing aid. 358 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:19,615 We're not going to the Serengeti. 359 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,335 We're gonna take a break, don't go away, 360 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:22,455 because in a few minutes, 361 00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:24,775 we'll be joined out here by Kate Hudson. See you then. 362 00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:26,695 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 363 00:13:32,235 --> 00:13:32,755 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 364 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,755 Welcome back to the show, everyone. Let's get my next guest out. 365 00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:39,675 She is a Golden Globe-winning Hollywood star. 366 00:13:39,675 --> 00:13:42,355 You'll know her from her brilliant performances in Almost Famous 367 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,195 and How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. 368 00:13:44,195 --> 00:13:45,995 Now she's starring alongside Daniel Craig 369 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:48,435 in the new Knives Out movie. It's Kate Hudson. 370 00:13:48,435 --> 00:13:50,195 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 371 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:04,115 Lovely to meet you. 372 00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:06,875 Have a sit down here. 373 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:10,235 Hi! It's great to have you here. Thank you for joining us. 374 00:14:10,235 --> 00:14:12,875 Oh, it's nice to be here. I've never had Kate on my show 375 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,675 and I've always wanted to. I've had your mum on several times. 376 00:14:15,675 --> 00:14:18,555 Yes. The fabulous Goldie Hawn, as many of you will know. 377 00:14:18,555 --> 00:14:20,755 Did she behave? Well, when she was on last time, 378 00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:22,995 she was telling me, in quite some detail, 379 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,275 about when you were giving birth to your son Bingham, 380 00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:27,875 and she told me everything, frankly. 381 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,395 Yeah, so she didn't behave. No. No. 382 00:14:30,395 --> 00:14:33,075 But I spoke to Stormzy about getting selfies and Roisin as well, 383 00:14:33,075 --> 00:14:35,675 and I know you grew up with... Your mother's famous, 384 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:39,635 your stepfather's famous, so I guess you had quite a lot of famous people 385 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,315 floating through the house? 386 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,835 Do you still get starstruck ever? 387 00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:44,355 Do you still...? Oh, yeah. 388 00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:46,155 Yeah, yeah. I remember meeting Bob Dylan 389 00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:48,755 and I was, like, out of my mind. 390 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:52,195 I mean, I actually got a chance to go on tour with him 391 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,235 when I was a lot younger. My ex-husband went on tour with him 392 00:14:55,235 --> 00:14:57,515 and so I kind of got to know him, 393 00:14:57,515 --> 00:14:58,995 and he's a great swimmer. 394 00:14:58,995 --> 00:15:00,595 He's a great swimmer? Yeah. 395 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,875 LAUGHING 396 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:03,515 OK. When you say he's a great swimmer, 397 00:15:03,515 --> 00:15:06,155 so that means, like, he's better than a normal swimmer? 398 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,915 It means that once upon a time I was in Pensacola, Florida, 399 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:14,835 which is a-a place in, you know, in Florida, 400 00:15:14,835 --> 00:15:19,955 and, like, it's as random as it gets, right? 401 00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:21,395 And I was sitting on a beach, 402 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:26,795 and I saw this man swimming way out in the ocean with another man 403 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,355 who looked like a bodyguard kind of standing there, 404 00:15:29,355 --> 00:15:31,955 and I didn't really understand what was going on. 405 00:15:31,955 --> 00:15:35,075 But I thought, "Wow, that guy's really out there, he's going crazy, 406 00:15:35,075 --> 00:15:38,155 "and it's in the ocean", and then he came out 407 00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:39,995 and then he put this towel over him 408 00:15:39,995 --> 00:15:43,435 and he had curly, black hair and he started getting closer and closer, 409 00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:46,955 and I was like, "Oh, my God, it's Bob Dylan." 410 00:15:46,955 --> 00:15:49,395 And he came up and he started looking at me, 411 00:15:49,395 --> 00:15:52,355 and I'm like, "Wait, how is this happening right now 412 00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:54,635 "in the middle of a beach in Pensacola, Florida?", 413 00:15:54,635 --> 00:15:56,555 and he goes, "Katie?" 414 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,675 LAUGHING 415 00:15:57,675 --> 00:16:01,955 And I was like, "Bob? I didn't know you were such a swimmer." 416 00:16:01,955 --> 00:16:05,595 So yeah, he is a great swimmer. So it was the depth of his swimming. 417 00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:10,075 It was, like, he was out, I mean, it felt like a mile away. 418 00:16:10,075 --> 00:16:12,275 I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that, either. 419 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,195 Sharks. Too many sharks. 420 00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:17,515 When I go swimming in Florida, I sometimes strap a small knife 421 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:19,715 to my ankle. Do you really? 422 00:16:19,715 --> 00:16:21,915 Yes. You do? I bet you do. 423 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:25,275 I do. I probably would do the same thing if I got in the ocean. 424 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,755 I have kind of like a swimming sock with a knife attached to it. 425 00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:31,035 I wanna see what the swimming sock looks like. 426 00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:33,515 Did you...? Is it like...? Did you think about it 427 00:16:33,515 --> 00:16:36,235 when you put the sock on, like, "Oh, that's a good swimming sock"? 428 00:16:36,235 --> 00:16:39,435 It's like a sock you... As if someone cut the foot off a wetsuit. 429 00:16:39,435 --> 00:16:41,475 It's like a compression sock? I've only got one... 430 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,915 No, it's not like a compression sock! 431 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:47,995 It's like an action man sock for a man who's gonna kill a shark 432 00:16:47,995 --> 00:16:51,035 if it comes too close. I bet you would, I bet you would. 433 00:16:51,035 --> 00:16:52,555 It would go down. I would. 434 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:54,315 Are you a good swimmer, Roisin? 435 00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:57,075 Not as good as I thought I was. 436 00:16:57,075 --> 00:17:00,435 I always thought I was a really great swimmer, and, basically, 437 00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,955 I'm just good in salty water. 438 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,595 In Greece, it does a lot of the legwork for you. The buoyancy. 439 00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:11,035 And I got in to the Hampstead Ponds and that was spicy stuff. 440 00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:13,755 Stormzy, you got some skills in the pool? 441 00:17:13,755 --> 00:17:16,355 I can... Breaststroke, is that breaststroke? Yeah. 442 00:17:16,355 --> 00:17:20,955 I can do that, but then also, I have this theory in my head, yeah, 443 00:17:20,955 --> 00:17:24,435 that say if someone threw me off a boat, 444 00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:27,915 because I have so much resilience... Yeah. 445 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:29,275 ..I would survive. 446 00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:30,555 LAUGHING 447 00:17:30,555 --> 00:17:35,035 I can't swim. I can't swim, but if I'm in that situation I'd say, 448 00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:37,355 "I'm not fucking dying." 449 00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:41,795 That's Bob Dylan level of resilience. 450 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:45,435 You know what I mean? OK, so Kate's in a brand-new film, 451 00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:49,795 it's out in cinemas right now and it also will be available on Netflix, 452 00:17:49,795 --> 00:17:52,315 I think from, when is that, 23rd December? 453 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,315 Go and see it on the big screen if you can. 454 00:17:54,315 --> 00:17:56,235 It's called Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 455 00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:58,915 and the character you play, she's very funny. She's crazy. 456 00:17:58,915 --> 00:18:02,075 Not always intentionally funny. No. No. 457 00:18:02,075 --> 00:18:05,835 She's very... She finds herself in hot water a lot. 458 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,835 She doesn't really know how to censor herself, 459 00:18:08,835 --> 00:18:12,395 and she's very flamboyant and fabulous. 460 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:17,315 She's called Birdie Jay. I was gonna ask about one of the things she says 461 00:18:17,315 --> 00:18:19,515 but I can't, really, because it's one of those films 462 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,555 where you really don't wanna spoil it for people. 463 00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:24,955 Yeah. I mean, it would really ruin the experience. 464 00:18:24,955 --> 00:18:27,995 What's so great about this movie, Rian Johnson, the writer-director, 465 00:18:27,995 --> 00:18:29,955 is so brilliant that, you know, 466 00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:34,195 when you go back and see it a second time or even a third time, 467 00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:38,475 you just see so much that's new, and at the centre of it is Daniel, 468 00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:39,675 who's the best. 469 00:18:39,675 --> 00:18:41,875 Well, it's so nice seeing Daniel Craig having fun, 470 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,635 cos he was an amazing Bond, but I always get the feeling that 471 00:18:44,635 --> 00:18:47,435 he was under pressure playing Bond. It's a big role to take on. 472 00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:49,675 But the movies are sombre and serious, 473 00:18:49,675 --> 00:18:52,435 they're not very light. But to see him, he's very funny in this film. 474 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,755 He's so funny. 475 00:18:53,755 --> 00:18:57,435 He's quite goofy, you know, and yeah, 476 00:18:57,435 --> 00:18:59,595 I didn't know Daniel at all. 477 00:18:59,595 --> 00:19:03,195 I only know him really through his Bond films, and so it was like... 478 00:19:03,195 --> 00:19:05,755 In this, he's quite slapstick at times. He is so great. 479 00:19:05,755 --> 00:19:07,635 Well, you know who might be the new Bond? 480 00:19:07,635 --> 00:19:08,675 I don't. 481 00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:09,715 Right there. 482 00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:12,595 No. 483 00:19:12,595 --> 00:19:14,915 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 484 00:19:17,035 --> 00:19:19,475 Oh, I'd love that! 485 00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:22,635 No, no, no. I'd be so shit. 486 00:19:22,635 --> 00:19:27,075 I would be so shit. I wish I could, but I'd be so shit. 487 00:19:27,075 --> 00:19:29,795 Sorry, I wasn't meant to announce it yet, I'm sorry. 488 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,315 Even, like... 489 00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:34,115 "I'm Bond." What's it? 490 00:19:34,115 --> 00:19:36,875 "Yo, I'm Bond." 491 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:40,395 It's not the one. I wish I could. 492 00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:42,355 I love it. I think that is the way forward. 493 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,515 "Yo, I'm Bond" is the way forward. 494 00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:47,115 "Yo, I'm Bond, what's going on, bro?" 495 00:19:47,115 --> 00:19:50,435 OK, anyway, we're not talking about you in Bond. 496 00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:53,195 That's next year's announcement. We're talking about Knives Out. 497 00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:54,995 So much fun, and see it at the big screen 498 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,635 if you can, but certainly catch it. 499 00:19:56,635 --> 00:19:58,635 Here's a little thing to whet your appetite. 500 00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:00,875 I've invited you all to my island... Hi! 501 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,915 ..because tonight, a murder will be committed. 502 00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:05,155 My murder. 503 00:20:05,155 --> 00:20:07,315 Across the island I've hidden clues. 504 00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:09,595 You will have to closely observe each other. 505 00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:13,395 If anyone can name the killer, that person wins our game. 506 00:20:13,395 --> 00:20:18,195 Any questions? That has a kick! 507 00:20:18,195 --> 00:20:20,435 Oh, my God! What happened? 508 00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:22,395 SCREAMS 509 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,955 Holy sh... 510 00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:31,875 Ladies and gentlemen, there's been a murder, 511 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,915 and the killer is in plain sight. 512 00:20:33,915 --> 00:20:36,955 For at least one person, this is not a game. 513 00:20:39,075 --> 00:20:41,915 I need to find a motive for murder. 514 00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:46,155 Everyone would stab a friend in the back to hold onto this rich bastard. 515 00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:47,395 Mm-mm-mm. Deal with it. 516 00:20:50,555 --> 00:20:53,395 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 517 00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,555 Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 518 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,195 in cinemas now, on Netflix on the 23rd. 519 00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:00,835 Now, Daniel, that accent he's doing, 520 00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:03,715 is that a kind of Louisiana accent? 521 00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:07,595 Yeah. It's kind of like a bayou, I guess, that sort of drawl. 522 00:21:07,595 --> 00:21:10,235 And it works. He does it very well. He does it great. 523 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:14,195 You know, he works really hard at it, and then he comes to set, 524 00:21:14,195 --> 00:21:15,875 and he can go in and out of it, 525 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,875 so he doesn't have to do it the whole time. 526 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,835 You've lived here at times over the years, haven't you? 527 00:21:20,835 --> 00:21:23,035 Yeah. How is your British accent? 528 00:21:23,035 --> 00:21:24,515 Oh. Oh, God. 529 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:26,435 You want me to do it? Obviously. 530 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:29,475 Oh, Jesus Christ. OK. 531 00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:30,595 Let's see. 532 00:21:30,595 --> 00:21:34,035 BRITISH ACCENT: It's been quite hard to be away from the kids 533 00:21:34,035 --> 00:21:35,755 erm, because, you know, 534 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:38,835 the travelling back and forth and it's the holidays and everything, 535 00:21:38,835 --> 00:21:40,875 so that's hard. 536 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,115 Was that good? 537 00:21:42,115 --> 00:21:44,275 Yeah. That was... 538 00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:47,755 I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you, 539 00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:50,075 that was too good. I was hoping we could laugh at you. 540 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,075 But that was too good. 541 00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:55,835 Well, I would have been... I'm happy to be laughed at. 542 00:21:55,835 --> 00:21:58,315 Roisin, you've acted quite a bit. How are your accents? 543 00:21:58,315 --> 00:21:59,715 Erm... 544 00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:00,915 All right. OK. 545 00:22:00,915 --> 00:22:03,115 Let's give you an easy one. Your mum's Irish. 546 00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:05,075 Yes. You can do Irish, presumably? 547 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,475 I can do Irish, I can do my mum. 548 00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:08,275 Get out of that bed! 549 00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:10,475 LAUGHING 550 00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:12,835 How...? 551 00:22:12,835 --> 00:22:15,995 How come your Irish accent is much worse than Kate's English accent? 552 00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:17,955 I can do my mum's, hold on, wait. 553 00:22:17,955 --> 00:22:20,755 My mum... IRISH ACCENT: Hello, darling. 554 00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:25,355 She sounds like that. I can do an Irish accent. This is terrible. 555 00:22:25,355 --> 00:22:28,795 Stormzy, any accents? No, no. Come on! 556 00:22:28,795 --> 00:22:29,915 I ain't got nothing. 557 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:33,915 If I could, I would, I ain't got nothing. Like... Nah. 558 00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:38,675 OK, what about if you're in America, you must slip into it a bit? 559 00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:41,355 Nah. Oh, come on, try it. 560 00:22:41,355 --> 00:22:44,715 What should I say? I dunno. 561 00:22:44,715 --> 00:22:47,835 A large pepperoni, please. 562 00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:50,235 AMERICAN ACCENT: Hey, man, can I...? 563 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:52,035 CHEERING 564 00:22:52,035 --> 00:22:53,955 These lot are taking the piss. 565 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,635 That's good. 566 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,275 Er... 567 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,475 Hey, man, can I...? 568 00:22:59,475 --> 00:23:01,395 LAUGHING 569 00:23:01,395 --> 00:23:03,075 Hey, man... That's all I know! 570 00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:07,475 That's all you need. That's all you need. 571 00:23:10,755 --> 00:23:13,555 This is amazing. So, when I was reading up on Kate before the show, 572 00:23:13,555 --> 00:23:17,195 I realised, cos time passes so quickly, but it's been 20 years, 573 00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:20,635 almost 20 years since How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. 574 00:23:20,635 --> 00:23:22,595 20 years. That'll be next year. 575 00:23:22,595 --> 00:23:25,475 That was such a lovely film and such a well, you know, 576 00:23:25,475 --> 00:23:26,955 it's a very well-loved film. 577 00:23:26,955 --> 00:23:31,195 I'm often curious as to what those characters would do now. 578 00:23:31,195 --> 00:23:33,675 When I see a movie that I love from the past... 579 00:23:33,675 --> 00:23:35,115 Would you go back to that role? 580 00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:37,915 Where is Andie Anderson? I don't know, I get asked this all the time. 581 00:23:37,915 --> 00:23:39,675 So does Matthew, you know? 582 00:23:39,675 --> 00:23:42,515 We both have the same feeling about it, 583 00:23:42,515 --> 00:23:46,995 like, if for some reason a great idea came across our desk 584 00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:51,395 and it read well, yeah, I would totally revisit it. 585 00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:53,795 I mean, I love working with Matthew. 586 00:23:53,795 --> 00:23:56,675 And presumably you got on off-screen as well, did you? We sure did. 587 00:23:56,675 --> 00:23:59,035 And then we did another movie called Fool's Gold together. 588 00:23:59,035 --> 00:24:00,235 I remember that film. 589 00:24:00,235 --> 00:24:03,795 It starts with your characters popping out the sea, then kissing. 590 00:24:03,795 --> 00:24:05,435 Mm. And are they...? 591 00:24:05,435 --> 00:24:07,915 Cos often, I talk to actors and they say the kissing scenes 592 00:24:07,915 --> 00:24:09,595 are not that much fun to shoot. 593 00:24:09,595 --> 00:24:12,075 That was definitely not that fun to shoot. 594 00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:19,115 I mean, ocean and swimming and kissing is not always pleasant. 595 00:24:19,115 --> 00:24:22,835 When I see sex scenes, I'm like, "Fucking hell, how do you do that?" 596 00:24:22,835 --> 00:24:27,435 It's a bit like, you know what I mean, like? Everyone's thought it. 597 00:24:27,435 --> 00:24:32,755 You watch a sex scene and you're like, "How are you doing that?" 598 00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:34,595 Care to explain, Kate? 599 00:24:34,595 --> 00:24:37,475 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH 600 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:41,875 As in, what's the... Of course, it's your job, innit, 601 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:47,235 but, like, just your average punter, and I speak on behalf of everyone, 602 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,235 it looks extremely difficult. 603 00:24:50,235 --> 00:24:55,835 It's like, not to sound crude, but can there be arousal? 604 00:24:55,835 --> 00:25:01,075 You know what I mean? Everyone thought it. Everyone thought it. 605 00:25:01,075 --> 00:25:02,955 Do you get what I mean? 606 00:25:02,955 --> 00:25:04,395 Interesting question. 607 00:25:04,395 --> 00:25:06,555 No, as in... 608 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:10,035 I feel like I'm digging it, but you know what I mean, though? 609 00:25:10,035 --> 00:25:13,595 Well, I think it's so mechanical. OK. 610 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:17,835 There's so many people around in the sense of, 611 00:25:17,835 --> 00:25:21,235 usually they close the set and you kind of have to talk it out 612 00:25:21,235 --> 00:25:24,955 and the boys wear belts. OK. 613 00:25:24,955 --> 00:25:27,915 You know, it's very... To keep stuff down. 614 00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:29,795 Keep it in. Yeah, it's very... 615 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:32,795 So, all of that takes the...? 616 00:25:32,795 --> 00:25:37,315 It kind of, yeah, it kind of takes the fun out of it, I guess. 617 00:25:37,315 --> 00:25:38,795 LAUGHING 618 00:25:38,795 --> 00:25:45,435 But, I mean... Hm. Sometimes it's more enjoyable than other times. 619 00:25:45,435 --> 00:25:47,715 OK. I can imagine. 620 00:25:47,715 --> 00:25:50,595 I mean, you know, it just depends on the circumstance 621 00:25:50,595 --> 00:25:56,995 and the safety that you feel with the actor and how, you know, 622 00:25:56,995 --> 00:26:03,315 how safe the space feels, you know, because it can get awkward. 623 00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:06,955 And then sometimes you're like... 624 00:26:06,955 --> 00:26:09,875 "I've got a scene today!" Fun day at the office. 625 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:13,475 I mean, I'm not gonna lie. 626 00:26:13,475 --> 00:26:15,395 We're gonna take a break now. In a few moments, 627 00:26:15,395 --> 00:26:18,875 we'll be joined out here by the fabulous Joan Armatrading. 628 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:21,315 See you in a few minutes. 629 00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:30,110 Welcome back to the show. 630 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,430 Now, my next guest is a pioneering legend of music, 631 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:34,710 but before we get her out, 632 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:37,510 let's have a reminder of some of her most iconic songs. 633 00:26:37,510 --> 00:26:39,950 # Just give me love Give me love 634 00:26:39,950 --> 00:26:42,310 # Make love 635 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,550 # With affection 636 00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:46,590 # Sing me another love song 637 00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:48,910 # But this time With a little dedication 638 00:26:48,910 --> 00:26:51,710 # Sing it, sing it Sing it, sing it 639 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:56,030 # You know that's what I like Oh, give me love, ooh-ooh... # 640 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:58,030 # Just me, myself, I 641 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,790 # Me, myself and I 642 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:03,830 # Just me, myself, I... # 643 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:07,390 # All the way from America... # 644 00:27:07,390 --> 00:27:11,750 # I said, drop the pilot Try my balloon 645 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:15,950 # Drop the monkey, smell my perfume 646 00:27:15,950 --> 00:27:19,270 # Drop the mahout I'm the easy rider 647 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:22,830 # Don't use your army To fight a losing battle 648 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:26,510 # Animal, mineral Physical, spiritual 649 00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:29,430 # I'm the one you need I'm the one you need... # 650 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:31,310 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 651 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,910 Ladies and gentlemen, of course, it's Joan Armatrading. 652 00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:37,190 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, WHISTLING 653 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:47,950 How are you? 654 00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:50,350 Can I give you a hug? Of course. Of course. 655 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:51,510 Legend. Sorry... 656 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:54,230 THEY CHUCKLE Let me hug you. 657 00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:56,670 Joan, thank you so much for being here. Jonathan. Thank you. 658 00:27:56,670 --> 00:27:58,470 Come sit down. Thank you. Great to have you. 659 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,470 Isn't it lovely to have Joan Armatrading with us, 660 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,590 ladies and gentlemen? 661 00:28:01,590 --> 00:28:03,430 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It really is. 662 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,870 Here's the... I didn't realise, cos I've loved your music, 663 00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:08,310 like, all of my adult life, and I always thought of you 664 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,030 as this incredible singer-songwriter from Birmingham, 665 00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:12,710 which is sort of true, but initially, 666 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,950 you were born on the island of Saint Kitts, weren't you? 667 00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:17,310 Yes, I was. Jonathan, I dreamt about you last night. Uh-oh. 668 00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:18,990 LAUGHTER AUDIENCE: Ooh! 669 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,630 Not for the first time, I imagine. I... 670 00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,590 STORMZY LAUGHS What was the dream? 671 00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:26,590 Do you remember when Grace Jones was on The Russell Harty Show... 672 00:28:26,590 --> 00:28:28,510 Years ago. ..and he asked her the question, 673 00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:30,390 and then she started smacking him? Yes. 674 00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:32,590 I hit you over the head with my handbag. 675 00:28:32,590 --> 00:28:33,710 Wow. LAUGHTER 676 00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:35,190 I'm glad to see you didn't bring it. 677 00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:37,230 And then I stormed off. No... Why did...? 678 00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:38,750 Yeah. So, what had I said in the dream? 679 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,670 I don't know, but what's your question? 680 00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:41,910 OK. LAUGHTER 681 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:44,110 APPLAUSE 682 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,230 Wow. The question is... 683 00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:47,710 The question is, what do you keep in your handbag, is it heavy? 684 00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:48,750 LAUGHTER 685 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:51,070 No, you know I'm a fan, I'm not gonna ask you anything mean. 686 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:53,870 But I was wondering about... You came to Birmingham from Saint Kitts. 687 00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:55,590 How old were you when you came over? 688 00:28:55,590 --> 00:28:56,790 I was seven. Seven years old. 689 00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,590 Yes, I made that journey all on my own. 690 00:28:58,590 --> 00:29:00,990 So, seven, you were on the plane on your own? Seven on... 691 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:04,190 With a little badge that said Joan Armatrading. 692 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:07,110 But, you know, up until... 693 00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:10,550 maybe not that long ago, young kids used to go on planes on their own. 694 00:29:10,550 --> 00:29:12,590 So, where does the music come from, though? 695 00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:13,630 Was it a musical family? 696 00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:16,270 Were your mum and dad musicians? Were they in that business? 697 00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:18,230 No, my dad... SHE LAUGHS 698 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:19,310 My dad... 699 00:29:19,310 --> 00:29:21,910 My mum says my dad played in a band, but I've never seen him, 700 00:29:21,910 --> 00:29:23,430 I've only heard it from her. 701 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:26,670 But he played the guitar, kind of in secret, 702 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:28,630 and he would hide the guitar in... 703 00:29:28,630 --> 00:29:31,510 So much so that even when we moved house, 704 00:29:31,510 --> 00:29:33,790 because he'd hidden the guitar, he forgot it. 705 00:29:33,790 --> 00:29:35,150 LAUGHTER 706 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:37,790 So the guitar is still there. So he... 707 00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:39,350 Because he wouldn't let me touch it, 708 00:29:39,350 --> 00:29:41,150 he didn't want me to touch his guitar. 709 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:45,390 And then I saw this guitar in a pawnshop, and it cost £3, 710 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:47,230 and I said to my mum, "Can I have that guitar?" 711 00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:49,470 And she said, "Well, we haven't got £3, 712 00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:51,670 "but if they'll swap it for these two old prams, 713 00:29:51,670 --> 00:29:52,790 "you can have the guitar," 714 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,150 which is how I got my first guitar, which I still have. 715 00:29:55,150 --> 00:30:00,710 But my dad wouldn't show me how to do anything on it 716 00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,310 apart from how to tune it, 717 00:30:02,310 --> 00:30:04,670 and tuning it is actually the most important part... 718 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:06,630 Yeah. ..of playing the guitar, so that was good. 719 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:08,830 When you said he wouldn't show you anything else on it, 720 00:30:08,830 --> 00:30:11,510 is that because he didn't think that would be a good career for you, 721 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,710 or he didn't feel confident in his ability? 722 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:17,510 No, I think he just didn't want me to touch his stuff. 723 00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:19,150 Yeah. LAUGHTER 724 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,710 You're kind of known... 725 00:30:20,710 --> 00:30:22,910 You're known for lots of different kinds of music. 726 00:30:22,910 --> 00:30:24,670 You've never been pigeonholed in one thing, 727 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:26,670 but you are known for your love songs... Yes. 728 00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:27,950 ..quite a lot. Do you...? 729 00:30:27,950 --> 00:30:31,150 But they're not written specifically about you or your experiences? 730 00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:33,870 No, I tend to write from observation. 731 00:30:33,870 --> 00:30:35,390 I write looking at people 732 00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:38,190 and kind of seeing what they're going through. 733 00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:41,350 I'm not eavesdropping, I'm just kind of observing them. 734 00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,550 But I've been on a little, mini book tour, 735 00:30:44,550 --> 00:30:48,590 and the book is called... It's a lyric book, 736 00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:51,590 and the book is called The Weakness In Me. 737 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:55,590 And that song is about three people, they're having an affair, 738 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:57,430 one person's having an affair with the other, 739 00:30:57,430 --> 00:30:58,990 and they're worried about how they... 740 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:01,830 Do they tell the person that they've been with what's happening? 741 00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:05,670 Can I say? The Weakness In Me is one of my favourite songs of all time, 742 00:31:05,670 --> 00:31:07,310 and I never knew it was about that. 743 00:31:07,310 --> 00:31:08,590 Oh, right. 744 00:31:08,590 --> 00:31:13,030 At all, like, I've always thought it was a lot more wholesome than that. 745 00:31:13,030 --> 00:31:14,870 LAUGHTER 746 00:31:14,870 --> 00:31:17,070 When you just told the story of it, I was thinking, 747 00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:19,070 "I've never... I never thought of it like that." 748 00:31:19,070 --> 00:31:20,510 But I guess you don't mind that? No. 749 00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:22,990 Because I guess the song is what people want it to be for them. 750 00:31:22,990 --> 00:31:25,190 Absolutely, and people have said to me 751 00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:28,030 that they've used that song as their wedding song, 752 00:31:28,030 --> 00:31:31,430 which is fine if that... LAUGHTER 753 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:36,270 ..if that was their... If they don't want it to last. Exactly. 754 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:39,710 ..if that was their relationship, and they're happy now... Yeah. 755 00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:41,910 THEY LAUGH Oh, wait, it makes sense! 756 00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:43,670 LAUGHTER Yeah, there you go. 757 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:44,870 Oh, my days, it makes sense. 758 00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:47,150 # You make me lie When I don't want to... # 759 00:31:47,150 --> 00:31:48,590 Thank you. Oh, duh. There you go. 760 00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:50,270 I'd never even think that, never noticed. 761 00:31:50,270 --> 00:31:51,710 Let me ask you about the new... 762 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:54,430 There's an album out. Joan has a new album out, it's a live album. 763 00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:56,030 This was recorded, I think... 764 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:57,950 Was it only last year it was recorded? Yes. 765 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,590 Live At Asylum Chapel, 766 00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:02,870 and this is you doing so many of the hits that we all know and love. 767 00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:05,430 So, why a live album? Why did you wanna bring this out? 768 00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:09,190 Well, I decided that I didn't really want to go on tour 769 00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:12,710 in the way that I've been touring for all these 50 years, 770 00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:16,710 and I wanted to do something that kind of was for me, 771 00:32:16,710 --> 00:32:18,070 that I would remember. 772 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:21,750 And just... I just wanted to do it, and I did it with a great band. 773 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,190 And the Asylum Chapel is, like, an old, run-down church, 774 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:26,670 but it's absolutely beautiful, 775 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:28,310 and you put the right lighting on it, 776 00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:30,870 and the sound quality is great, and... 777 00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:33,350 But you know what you want, I guess, sound-wise, don't you? 778 00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:35,750 Yes. I mean... 779 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:38,830 I... When I work, I work alone, 780 00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:42,550 so I engineer my songs myself and everything. 781 00:32:42,550 --> 00:32:44,750 But when I get to the very, very final part, 782 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,270 I think it's unhealthy 783 00:32:46,270 --> 00:32:48,710 to do something from beginning to end just on your own. 784 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:49,830 I would agree with that. 785 00:32:49,830 --> 00:32:53,150 So, yeah, so when I get to the final kind of mixing part, 786 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,510 then I do work with an engineer. 787 00:32:54,510 --> 00:32:56,870 In recent years, you've mainly played all the instruments 788 00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:58,150 on your albums yourself? 789 00:32:58,150 --> 00:33:01,070 Yeah, again, not being big headed or anything, 790 00:33:01,070 --> 00:33:02,910 it's not that I don't want to work with people, 791 00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:05,190 but because I'm writing, and I'm arranging, 792 00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:06,830 and I kind of know what that... 793 00:33:06,830 --> 00:33:08,790 I might as well just get it... Do it. 794 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:10,710 Yeah, you want it to be the way you want it to be. 795 00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:13,950 Yeah, just do it, and it'll... And it must be cheaper. 796 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,030 Oh, yeah. 797 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,390 LAUGHTER Oh, yes. 798 00:33:16,390 --> 00:33:17,790 It's weird, because I know... 799 00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:19,430 I remember reading about you in the '80s, 800 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:20,990 and when people would talk about you, 801 00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:23,870 and often, they would say, "She's a bit of a control freak." No! 802 00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:26,710 It's weird, because they wouldn't say that about Prince, for example. 803 00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,910 They wouldn't. I think it was a weird sort of misogyny. 804 00:33:28,910 --> 00:33:31,750 And you did come up against some of that, I think. 805 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:35,670 Yeah, but... You know, there's actually not a lot of people 806 00:33:35,670 --> 00:33:40,110 who do that kind of thing, they play everything, engineer everything, 807 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:41,830 produce everything, write everything. 808 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:44,270 There's not a lot of people who do all of those things. 809 00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:49,150 And when you get a chap who does it, it's very macho and, "Look at him." 810 00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:51,510 But when a girl does it, it's kind of like, 811 00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:54,710 "Well, she's a control freak, and can she really do it?" 812 00:33:54,710 --> 00:33:56,390 Yes, she can really do it. 813 00:33:56,390 --> 00:33:59,230 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE She can, yeah. Absolutely. 814 00:34:03,030 --> 00:34:04,910 Would you ever incorporate, like, 815 00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:07,470 spitting a few bars in the middle of one of your tracks? 816 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:09,950 LAUGHTER That's what the kids call it, Joan. 817 00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,430 Erm... I never say never. Yeah. 818 00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:14,270 I might, I might. I think I'd be very good at it. 819 00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:16,150 What about a collab between you and Stormzy? 820 00:34:16,150 --> 00:34:18,110 Oh, I would be honoured. LAUGHTER 821 00:34:18,110 --> 00:34:20,630 I would be honoured. Yeah. But you know what Joan's gonna say? 822 00:34:20,630 --> 00:34:22,230 "No." LAUGHTER 823 00:34:22,230 --> 00:34:24,910 That's what Joan does. 824 00:34:24,910 --> 00:34:26,350 APPLAUSE 825 00:34:29,790 --> 00:34:32,390 I mean... But, Stormzy, you are singing more now, aren't you? 826 00:34:32,390 --> 00:34:34,710 You weren't known as a singer when you began, of course. 827 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,590 Yeah, no. But you are singing more, aren't you? 828 00:34:36,590 --> 00:34:38,790 Yeah, I'm just doing whatever feels good. 829 00:34:38,790 --> 00:34:40,790 What's happened throughout my career, 830 00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:45,270 I think people think I'm trying to do some calculated shit, like... 831 00:34:45,270 --> 00:34:46,510 And I'm like, no, I'm just... 832 00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:48,710 So when, like... I'm just singing. Yeah. 833 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,350 Like, I'm... It feels great. LAUGHTER 834 00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:53,470 But people think, "Oh, he's trying to do a Christmas number one." 835 00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:54,590 And I'm like... LAUGHTER 836 00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,310 I'm like, "I swear to God, I'm not," like, 837 00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:59,310 I really just wanna sing, you know what I mean? You know what? 838 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:01,550 If you had a Christmas number one, we'd be surprised. 839 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:03,270 LAUGHTER 840 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:05,070 But did you take any singing coaching 841 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:08,110 to move into using vocals in that way more? 842 00:35:08,110 --> 00:35:11,270 I've not... I kind of... 843 00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:14,070 For the past couple of years, I just go studio, and I just sing, 844 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:18,030 because, being a rapper, like, singing's foreign to me, 845 00:35:18,030 --> 00:35:19,390 so I've had to get used to it. 846 00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:22,070 And, like, when I'm figuring out melodies, like... 847 00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:25,470 I've gotta... I've gotta go in the trenches of, like, my voice 848 00:35:25,470 --> 00:35:27,670 in terms of, it doesn't sound good at the beginning. 849 00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:29,150 It's very, like... HE SINGS OUT OF TUNE 850 00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:30,190 LAUGHTER 851 00:35:30,190 --> 00:35:31,750 And I'm trying to figure out melodies. 852 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,590 So, you use warmup techniques? 853 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,870 I use warmup techniques before I perform live. 854 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:36,910 Well, give us a little... 855 00:35:36,910 --> 00:35:39,110 Can we have a little bit of a warmup technique? Agh... 856 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:41,670 LAUGHTER They're not... They're not pleasant. 857 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:42,990 KATE FLAPS LIPS, LAUGHTER 858 00:35:42,990 --> 00:35:47,230 This is... This is kudos to my vocal coach, Priscilla, who... 859 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,830 It's... It's like... Agh... 860 00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:51,350 It's not pleasant, but it starts off as, like... 861 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,710 You gotta go... INHALES SHARPLY 862 00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:53,910 It's like... Agh. LAUGHTER 863 00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,150 Do you know what it is? Do it! 864 00:35:55,150 --> 00:35:56,830 Don't overthink it. Don't overthink it. 865 00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:58,630 Share Priscilla's wisdom. KATE FLAPS LIPS 866 00:35:58,630 --> 00:35:59,790 Joan doesn't the need help. 867 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:01,670 Yeah, Joan don't need the help. Joan's good. 868 00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:04,150 We could join in with you if you wanna give us... Share us... 869 00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,030 There's one where you breathe and then go... 870 00:36:06,030 --> 00:36:08,030 BREATHES HEAVILY, LAUGHTER 871 00:36:08,030 --> 00:36:10,030 Like, you're meant to breathe in and out like... 872 00:36:10,030 --> 00:36:11,710 STORMZY AND JONATHAN BREATHE HEAVILY 873 00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:13,670 Like... Interesting. BREATHING CONTINUES 874 00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:16,190 Yeah, yeah. That's what I said, it's not pleasant. 875 00:36:16,190 --> 00:36:18,390 It's huffing. Do you know why I'm so pissed right now? 876 00:36:18,390 --> 00:36:20,110 Cos they're gonna take that fucking clip... 877 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:21,590 LAUGHTER 878 00:36:21,590 --> 00:36:24,750 They're gonna meme the shit out of it, but that's, like... 879 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,390 you gotta do stuff like that to get your vocal going, like... 880 00:36:27,390 --> 00:36:31,630 And... And... because I'm... LAUGHTER 881 00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:34,910 They're gonna join that clip where you're going, "Arousal." 882 00:36:34,910 --> 00:36:36,390 "Arousal," and... LAUGHTER 883 00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:40,470 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 884 00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:42,550 Oh, no. 885 00:36:43,590 --> 00:36:46,710 OK, so, I think we should take a break 886 00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:48,350 so you can go off and assemble that meme. 887 00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:49,830 LAUGHTER 888 00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:51,750 Don't go away, I have more from all our guests, 889 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:54,310 and Stormzy is performing with Debbie at the end of the show. 890 00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:56,230 See you after the break. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 891 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,115 Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. 892 00:37:06,115 --> 00:37:08,155 I'm still here with all my lovely guests. 893 00:37:08,155 --> 00:37:10,715 Joan, we were talking earlier on about the first guitar you had. 894 00:37:10,715 --> 00:37:12,715 And that your mum swapped, 895 00:37:12,715 --> 00:37:15,355 she pawned two old prams for this guitar, it was £3. 896 00:37:15,355 --> 00:37:17,995 You said you still have it. I think we have it here this evening. 897 00:37:17,995 --> 00:37:19,635 Here it is, this is the guitar. 898 00:37:19,635 --> 00:37:22,035 Thank you, Guy. 899 00:37:22,035 --> 00:37:23,915 What year did you get this in? 900 00:37:23,915 --> 00:37:26,755 I was 13, 14, so what's that? 901 00:37:26,755 --> 00:37:28,635 That's 1920? Yeah. 902 00:37:30,795 --> 00:37:33,435 I'm just trying to do the maths. Very good with maths. 903 00:37:33,435 --> 00:37:35,915 I think you're ten years older than me. OK. 904 00:37:35,915 --> 00:37:38,075 So, '63. 905 00:37:38,075 --> 00:37:39,635 '63, OK. 906 00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:40,955 And did you write songs on this? 907 00:37:40,955 --> 00:37:43,155 Yeah, yeah, I taught myself to play the guitar. 908 00:37:43,155 --> 00:37:45,355 This is the guitar that I taught myself to play. 909 00:37:45,355 --> 00:37:48,515 And this is the guitar that my father... 910 00:37:49,795 --> 00:37:51,435 He wouldn't teach me any chords, 911 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,635 but he did teach me how to tune. 912 00:37:53,635 --> 00:37:55,795 I learned to tune on this guitar. 913 00:37:55,795 --> 00:37:58,275 It needs fixing up, and every now and again 914 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:01,075 I have to take it to get fixed so I can play it. 915 00:38:01,075 --> 00:38:03,275 What's amazing, of course, is it just goes to show 916 00:38:03,275 --> 00:38:05,515 you don't need the greatest guitar in the world. 917 00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:07,435 If you've got it, you've got it. 918 00:38:07,435 --> 00:38:09,275 And you can learn on it and 919 00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:11,475 get those first steps taken. Absolutely. 920 00:38:11,475 --> 00:38:13,635 But... So, unfortunately, 921 00:38:13,635 --> 00:38:16,115 I can't show you how to... Let me take this. 922 00:38:16,115 --> 00:38:18,435 ..tune on that one. I'm gonna pop that on eBay. 923 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:26,915 This is one of Joan's actual current guitars. 924 00:38:26,915 --> 00:38:29,075 This was four prams, I believe. 925 00:38:30,195 --> 00:38:32,555 You're going to show us how your dad taught you to tune, 926 00:38:32,555 --> 00:38:35,035 which is different to the way most people tune, I believe. 927 00:38:35,035 --> 00:38:36,595 So... 928 00:38:36,595 --> 00:38:38,075 PLAYS CHORDS 929 00:38:39,675 --> 00:38:42,275 That's not you tuning up? No. That's not tuning up. 930 00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:44,475 OK, so... If that's you tuning up, 931 00:38:44,475 --> 00:38:47,035 you were very good when you were 12. 932 00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:51,395 So, people would tune like this. 933 00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:52,875 TUNES 934 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:56,675 That's how people would normally learn. 935 00:38:56,675 --> 00:38:58,875 Stormzy, look and learn. I'm learning, I'm learning. 936 00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:01,115 But this is how my dad taught me. 937 00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:02,955 SIMPLE TUNE 938 00:39:05,435 --> 00:39:07,675 So, making a tune out of it? Making a tune out of it. 939 00:39:07,675 --> 00:39:09,195 Isn't that lovely? 940 00:39:09,195 --> 00:39:10,955 Lovely. 941 00:39:10,955 --> 00:39:12,915 Joan, you've got to play me a little something. 942 00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,155 PLAYS PROFICIENTLY 943 00:39:28,515 --> 00:39:30,875 That's it. Wow. 944 00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:33,075 I won't ask for any more, I know you'll say no. 945 00:39:35,955 --> 00:39:37,635 Can I give you that back? 946 00:39:37,635 --> 00:39:41,035 I love the fact with Joan, cos she just went, "That's it." 947 00:39:41,035 --> 00:39:43,915 If I'd have said, "How about a song?" she went, "No!" 948 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,955 You would have said no, wouldn't you? 949 00:39:45,955 --> 00:39:47,635 I would have said no. 950 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:50,155 OK, so, I should just say, 951 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,635 one of the things we wanted Roisin on for 952 00:39:52,635 --> 00:39:54,795 is cos I'm such a fan of GameFace. 953 00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:56,835 But you're just about to launch a new series 954 00:39:56,835 --> 00:39:59,875 or you're in one episode of a new thing with Greg Davies. 955 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,755 Oh, yes, I'm in The Cleaner. 956 00:40:01,755 --> 00:40:04,595 But you're playing a very different sort of role for you, aren't you? 957 00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:06,915 I'm playing a serial killer. Wow. 958 00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:08,155 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 959 00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:10,195 Yes. I'm really excited about it. 960 00:40:10,195 --> 00:40:11,995 It was really fun. 961 00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:14,435 It's a comedy. That's a great series. 962 00:40:14,435 --> 00:40:16,635 It's a good series? He'll be delighted you love it. 963 00:40:16,635 --> 00:40:17,955 He's a big fan. 964 00:40:17,955 --> 00:40:20,195 So, yeah, I got to do that and it was really fun. 965 00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:21,955 But this is quite a departure for you. 966 00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:23,315 I know it's still comedy... 967 00:40:23,315 --> 00:40:26,075 It's more close to my real self actually, Jonathan. 968 00:40:27,995 --> 00:40:30,195 It's not, though, because I know you're terrified 969 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:33,035 of almost everything. Jonathan, don't give me away. 970 00:40:33,035 --> 00:40:34,755 Trying to be confident out here. 971 00:40:34,755 --> 00:40:37,515 I know you had an incident with a spider that took you forever... 972 00:40:37,515 --> 00:40:39,355 You woke up and saw a spider, 973 00:40:39,355 --> 00:40:43,315 and then got a cab out of your house to avoid having to deal with it. 974 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,115 It was on the toilet seat, Jonathan. 975 00:40:45,115 --> 00:40:47,795 And then I ordered a taxi to Starbucks, 976 00:40:47,795 --> 00:40:50,115 because I needed a wee. 977 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,915 I can't... 978 00:40:51,915 --> 00:40:54,515 I'm not good with... I'm not good with animals. 979 00:40:54,515 --> 00:40:57,595 So, what happens if you find, like, a creature in your house right now? 980 00:40:57,595 --> 00:41:00,035 If you were to find a big insect or a mouse, what would you do? 981 00:41:00,035 --> 00:41:02,235 OK, so I found a mouse in my house recently. 982 00:41:02,235 --> 00:41:04,675 And this was really bad. 983 00:41:04,675 --> 00:41:06,115 Erm... 984 00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:07,835 And I found this mouse. 985 00:41:07,835 --> 00:41:10,035 I got so panicked I just couldn't even breathe. 986 00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:12,275 And I phoned my sister, and she said you've got to name it 987 00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:13,795 so you're not scared. 988 00:41:13,795 --> 00:41:16,195 Cos I had to go to bed, before I could do anything. 989 00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:18,555 So I called the mouse Bubbles, in my head, like... 990 00:41:18,555 --> 00:41:20,515 "It's just Bubbles. Just a little mouse 991 00:41:20,515 --> 00:41:22,355 "going around the place. Don't worry." 992 00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:25,395 The next day, my other friend said, "You need to do these humane traps, 993 00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:27,235 "and you put peanut butter in these traps, 994 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:29,435 "and then you catch them and don't have to kill them." 995 00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:31,155 So I'm setting these traps, 996 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,915 and the mouse comes out while I'm setting the trap. 997 00:41:33,915 --> 00:41:36,195 Like I'm serving him. 998 00:41:36,195 --> 00:41:39,875 Walks up to the trap, just looking at me, "Out of the way, then. 999 00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,875 "Let me have the peanut butter." 1000 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,875 I was like, "Bubbles, please!" 1001 00:41:45,115 --> 00:41:47,315 "You're not meant to be out till the night time." 1002 00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:50,115 And then you have to capture this mouse, 1003 00:41:50,115 --> 00:41:52,715 and then I have to take it two miles away. 1004 00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:54,755 Cos otherwise it just comes back in. 1005 00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:57,795 So, effectively, I'm on a road trip now with a mouse. 1006 00:41:57,795 --> 00:41:59,355 And I'm busy. 1007 00:41:59,355 --> 00:42:00,675 You don't drive, though, do you? 1008 00:42:00,675 --> 00:42:03,035 I don't drive, so I had to walk with this mouse. 1009 00:42:03,035 --> 00:42:05,835 You don't want to order an Uber and be sitting there with a mouse. 1010 00:42:05,835 --> 00:42:07,475 Why did you have to go...? 1011 00:42:07,475 --> 00:42:09,235 Because it will come back into your house. 1012 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:11,235 To release it...? Into the wild. 1013 00:42:11,235 --> 00:42:12,995 And it's pouring down with rain. 1014 00:42:12,995 --> 00:42:15,275 You're a better person than me. 1015 00:42:16,435 --> 00:42:17,915 I'd... 1016 00:42:17,915 --> 00:42:20,435 I'm killing that. 1017 00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:24,475 Stormzy is getting... What happened at the end of your story? 1018 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,675 I took it to the field. It's pouring down with rain. 1019 00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:28,715 I'm just stood in a field in the rain on my own, 1020 00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:31,435 and I release the mouse, but it doesn't run off straightaway. 1021 00:42:31,435 --> 00:42:33,395 So I'm like, "Bubbles, leave." 1022 00:42:33,395 --> 00:42:35,595 And then I just get out more peanut butter 1023 00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,235 and leave it with peanut butter. 1024 00:42:37,235 --> 00:42:39,155 It felt like I was abandoning the mouse. 1025 00:42:39,155 --> 00:42:41,715 It felt really like a sad... Well, you did. 1026 00:42:41,715 --> 00:42:43,995 Kate! I'm just saying... 1027 00:42:45,955 --> 00:42:48,115 He had peanut butter and grass. 1028 00:42:48,115 --> 00:42:49,875 My house is no place for him. 1029 00:42:51,315 --> 00:42:55,555 But, you know, it's very hard to domesticate a wild mouse. 1030 00:42:55,555 --> 00:42:58,075 Yeah, I once had a snake 1031 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,355 that one day was just gone. 1032 00:43:00,355 --> 00:43:03,635 And it might be still in my house somewhere. 1033 00:43:03,635 --> 00:43:06,435 If we could have introduced your snake to Bubbles, 1034 00:43:06,435 --> 00:43:08,355 that would have solved the problem. 1035 00:43:08,355 --> 00:43:09,555 That's right. 1036 00:43:09,555 --> 00:43:12,075 Stormzy, no pets, I imagine, in your busy life? 1037 00:43:12,075 --> 00:43:13,995 No, I got two dogs. 1038 00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:16,435 What are they called? My sons, my boys. 1039 00:43:16,435 --> 00:43:18,275 What kind are they? Boss and Enzo. 1040 00:43:18,275 --> 00:43:20,075 Good names. What kind of dogs? 1041 00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:22,275 Rottweilers. I've got a Dobermann. 1042 00:43:22,275 --> 00:43:24,995 They kind of have a similar vibe. 1043 00:43:24,995 --> 00:43:26,875 They are my boys. 1044 00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:29,395 Do you know what I said yesterday? Just a random thought. 1045 00:43:29,395 --> 00:43:31,675 I got back home from Vegas and LA. 1046 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:33,355 And I walked in the house, 1047 00:43:33,355 --> 00:43:35,715 and I haven't seen my boys for some time. 1048 00:43:35,715 --> 00:43:37,995 I was very emotional, I got overwhelmed. 1049 00:43:37,995 --> 00:43:39,835 I was like, fucking hell, I love you. 1050 00:43:39,835 --> 00:43:42,475 And then... It just gave me such a rush of love 1051 00:43:42,475 --> 00:43:46,515 that I went in my group chat and I said to all my friends, 1052 00:43:46,515 --> 00:43:48,395 "I love my dogs more than I love you lot." 1053 00:43:48,395 --> 00:43:49,835 Wow. 1054 00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:51,715 But it was a real... 1055 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:54,395 I really felt like that. I was like "I love you lot." 1056 00:43:54,395 --> 00:43:56,595 And I just had to say it, "Don't ever think 1057 00:43:56,595 --> 00:43:59,435 "I love you more than I love my dogs." 1058 00:43:59,435 --> 00:44:01,395 I've got some exciting news for you. 1059 00:44:01,395 --> 00:44:02,955 You know, earlier on, 1060 00:44:02,955 --> 00:44:05,555 when we had Stormzy showing us his vocal techniques, he said, 1061 00:44:05,555 --> 00:44:08,075 "I don't want to do this, because it will be made into a meme." 1062 00:44:08,075 --> 00:44:10,395 Well, we've saved you the trouble. 1063 00:44:10,395 --> 00:44:12,355 They've edited it together for you. 1064 00:44:12,355 --> 00:44:13,755 This is... Feel free... 1065 00:44:13,755 --> 00:44:15,915 Feel free to use this. 1066 00:44:15,915 --> 00:44:17,875 Here you go, have a look. Oh, no. 1067 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,315 Can there be arousal? 1068 00:44:20,315 --> 00:44:21,835 STORMZY PANTING 1069 00:44:24,275 --> 00:44:26,075 LAUGHTER 1070 00:44:26,075 --> 00:44:28,075 There we go. 1071 00:44:30,635 --> 00:44:32,555 Oh, bro. 1072 00:44:33,835 --> 00:44:35,275 Oh, Stormzy. 1073 00:44:36,635 --> 00:44:38,155 Oh, boy. 1074 00:44:38,155 --> 00:44:40,195 It's the innocence where he says "arousal". 1075 00:44:40,195 --> 00:44:42,235 Arousal? 1076 00:44:42,235 --> 00:44:44,435 It's been so much fun having you all on the show. 1077 00:44:44,435 --> 00:44:46,475 Thank you. Joan, what an honour to meet you. 1078 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,835 Genuinely. You're just an amazing talent. 1079 00:44:48,835 --> 00:44:50,315 I hope one day I can persuade you... 1080 00:44:50,315 --> 00:44:53,315 You're not touring, but to come back and play live for us. Maybe. 1081 00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:55,475 LAUGHTER 1082 00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,915 I very much hope so, it's been lovely having you here. 1083 00:44:57,915 --> 00:45:00,115 Also, say thank you to the fabulous Kate Hudson. 1084 00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:01,915 Good luck with your movie. 1085 00:45:01,915 --> 00:45:04,195 Roisin Conaty, ladies and gentlemen, and, of course, 1086 00:45:04,195 --> 00:45:06,035 the one and only Stormzy. 1087 00:45:06,035 --> 00:45:08,555 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1088 00:45:08,555 --> 00:45:10,915 And now the moment many of you have been waiting for. 1089 00:45:10,915 --> 00:45:13,515 Stormzy, I'm gonna ask you to head over and get ready to perform. 1090 00:45:13,515 --> 00:45:15,515 It's Stormzy, ladies and gentlemen. 1091 00:45:15,515 --> 00:45:17,355 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1092 00:45:18,355 --> 00:45:20,995 We'll be back with a Christmas special on 17 December 1093 00:45:20,995 --> 00:45:22,715 when my guests include Gordon Ramsay, 1094 00:45:22,715 --> 00:45:25,555 Big Zuu, Minnie Driver, Adam Lambert 1095 00:45:25,555 --> 00:45:27,115 and Michael McIntyre. 1096 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:30,435 But now, with Firebabe, featuring Debbie, it's Stormzy. 1097 00:45:30,435 --> 00:45:33,755 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1098 00:46:08,155 --> 00:46:10,155 # She was 1099 00:46:10,155 --> 00:46:13,755 # Standing in her dress 1100 00:46:15,915 --> 00:46:18,275 # And she was 1101 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:21,635 # Looking like an angel 1102 00:46:22,955 --> 00:46:25,515 # Her eyes 1103 00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:28,955 # Took away my breath 1104 00:46:30,275 --> 00:46:33,315 # And that's when I knew 1105 00:46:33,315 --> 00:46:35,675 # She was mine until the end 1106 00:46:38,835 --> 00:46:40,835 # My miracle 1107 00:46:42,635 --> 00:46:44,635 # My happy place 1108 00:46:46,155 --> 00:46:48,195 # My heart and soul 1109 00:46:49,595 --> 00:46:51,995 # Forever yours 1110 00:46:51,995 --> 00:46:53,955 # Cos I 1111 00:46:53,955 --> 00:46:57,995 # I just can't explain 1112 00:46:57,995 --> 00:47:01,355 # Even in the way 1113 00:47:01,355 --> 00:47:04,995 # You love me with your flame 1114 00:47:06,515 --> 00:47:08,315 # My firebabe 1115 00:47:09,395 --> 00:47:12,675 # You keep burning bright 1116 00:47:12,675 --> 00:47:16,635 # Touch me with your light 1117 00:47:16,635 --> 00:47:20,835 # And love me with your flame 1118 00:47:20,835 --> 00:47:24,075 # My firebabe 1119 00:47:25,795 --> 00:47:27,795 # She makes 1120 00:47:27,795 --> 00:47:30,915 # Everybody laugh 1121 00:47:32,955 --> 00:47:35,715 # Then she starts 1122 00:47:35,715 --> 00:47:38,795 # Dancing on the table 1123 00:47:38,795 --> 00:47:40,355 # Ooh-ooh-ooh 1124 00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:43,115 # She can't stop 1125 00:47:43,115 --> 00:47:47,395 # Stealing all their hearts 1126 00:47:48,675 --> 00:47:50,715 # How she lights up a room 1127 00:47:50,715 --> 00:47:53,795 # It's something to behold 1128 00:47:56,435 --> 00:47:58,835 # My miracle 1129 00:48:00,515 --> 00:48:02,475 # My happy place 1130 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:07,355 # My heart and soul 1131 00:48:07,355 --> 00:48:10,355 # Forever yours 1132 00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,075 # Cos I 1133 00:48:12,075 --> 00:48:15,995 # I just can't explain 1134 00:48:15,995 --> 00:48:19,195 # Even in the way 1135 00:48:19,195 --> 00:48:22,875 # You love me with your flame 1136 00:48:24,395 --> 00:48:26,635 # My firebabe 1137 00:48:26,635 --> 00:48:31,155 # You keep burning bright 1138 00:48:31,155 --> 00:48:35,435 # Touch me with your light 1139 00:48:35,435 --> 00:48:38,275 # And love me with your flame 1140 00:48:39,915 --> 00:48:41,915 # My firebabe 1141 00:48:57,675 --> 00:49:00,995 HE VOCALISES 1142 00:49:00,995 --> 00:49:02,995 THEY VOCALISE 1143 00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:10,075 # And love me with your flame. # 1144 00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:19,515 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1145 00:49:22,075 --> 00:49:24,115 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com