1 00:00:42,824 --> 00:00:46,559 COCKEREL CROWS 2 00:01:56,025 --> 00:02:01,003 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in nasty situations.' 3 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,619 SONG: I Have A Dream by Abba 4 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:22,395 ♪ I have a dream 5 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:26,781 ♪ A song to sing 6 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:34,434 ♪ To help me cope with anything 7 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:44,384 ♪ And my destination makes it worthwhile 8 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,239 ♪ Pushing through the darkness 9 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:54,039 ♪ Still another mile 10 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,119 ♪ I believe in angels 11 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:04,033 ♪ Something good in everything I see 12 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,839 ♪ I believe in angels 13 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,839 ♪ When I know the time is right for me 14 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:17,119 ♪ I'll cross the stream 15 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:21,239 ♪ I have a dream 16 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,959 ♪ I have a dream... ♪ 17 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,234 'Let's play Botherguts!' 18 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,879 VIOLIN PLAYS 19 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,369 'Hey, come on! 20 00:04:11,494 --> 00:04:14,378 'Three, two, one! 21 00:04:14,695 --> 00:04:18,879 'Go! Whoo-hoo! 22 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,992 'Chuck her a bun! 23 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,599 'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?! 24 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,078 'Come on! 25 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,339 'That'd hurt! 26 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,359 (LAUGHS) Brilliant! 27 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,639 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 28 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,437 Ah, fucking brilliant, that! 29 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,239 Um, that one does that sometimes. Hang on. 30 00:05:40,412 --> 00:05:43,239 There's a little knob in here somewhere. 31 00:05:45,514 --> 00:05:47,628 Almost the only real thing in there, 32 00:05:47,644 --> 00:05:49,899 and even that's grown in a Petri dish. 33 00:05:51,115 --> 00:05:52,421 Thank you. 34 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,919 VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS 35 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,959 SEXY MUSIC PLAYS 36 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,959 'Hmm. Oh, ah. 37 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,757 'Hmm. Licking my pussy.' 38 00:06:39,924 --> 00:06:42,000 Oh, for Christ's sake! 39 00:06:42,764 --> 00:06:45,799 Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut! Cheers for the reflection! 40 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,616 One minute I'm in slitsville, the next there's a haunted pig 41 00:06:48,629 --> 00:06:52,069 gawping at me. They may as well have cut to a war crime! 42 00:06:53,523 --> 00:06:54,832 Oi! 43 00:06:59,096 --> 00:07:00,399 You missed a bit. 44 00:07:00,678 --> 00:07:02,630 (LAUGHS) 45 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,269 Pie ape! 46 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,310 You see that? 47 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,183 Fucking pie ape! 48 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,439 (MAN COUGHS) 49 00:07:16,043 --> 00:07:18,799 (LAUGHS) 50 00:07:19,984 --> 00:07:22,799 He'll be in lemon and all before long! 51 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,385 GUNSHOTS 52 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,279 'Selma Telse.' 53 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,199 ♪ Destination! ♪ 54 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,957 'Howie Mandelbrot.' 55 00:07:56,182 --> 00:07:57,582 'Toy Soldiers' 56 00:08:02,991 --> 00:08:07,455 'Each headlines their own content on one of your eight daylight streams. 57 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:11,353 'But they started here, like you. 58 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,921 'Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now. 59 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:21,273 'Each paying their dues like you, hoping to become a hot shot.' 60 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,199 ♪ Pushing through the darkness. 61 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,399 ♪ Still another mile. ♪ 62 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,808 'That wasn't good... 63 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:37,654 '..that was beyond incredible!' 64 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,355 ♪ I believe in angels... ♪ 65 00:08:42,018 --> 00:08:45,675 'You decide the victors, you control their fates, 66 00:08:45,974 --> 00:08:49,157 'you make the call on Hot Shots. 67 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,519 ♪ I believe in angels 68 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,519 ♪ When I know the time is right for me... ♪ 69 00:09:06,193 --> 00:09:11,552 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in the nastiest situations. 70 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,999 'So let's view it.' 71 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,639 'Resume viewing. 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Resume viewing. 76 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,679 'Resume viewing.' 77 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:31,679 SEXY MUSIC 78 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,947 'You are going to see it all.' 79 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,252 'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL. 80 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,475 'Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand?' 81 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,039 'You lick my pussy, baby. 82 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,799 'Oh, I turn you on! 83 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,121 'Oh!' 84 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,239 'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello. 85 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,723 'Hi, I'm Evie.' 86 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:15,119 COCKEREL CROWS 87 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,665 LIFT BINGS 88 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,799 Didn't let him sign in. 89 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,088 Told him to report to 22 down. 90 00:11:20,563 --> 00:11:21,906 Told ya! 91 00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:25,083 He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck! 92 00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,400 What do you think? 93 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,437 It's a bit much. 94 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,469 Yeah. 95 00:12:20,818 --> 00:12:23,889 'Best thing about my new lifestyle? Um, where do I start? 96 00:12:24,581 --> 00:12:28,088 'I love choosing my own clothes and I love gold. 97 00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:31,433 'I feel like it really expresses who I really am 98 00:12:32,004 --> 00:12:34,319 'and I love looking over outside. 99 00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:37,759 'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just wish that everyone could see it.' 100 00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,594 Oh, nice outfit(!) 101 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,879 Suits you. (LAUGHS) 102 00:12:44,686 --> 00:12:48,429 'Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty... 103 00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:50,561 'ruthless honesty.' 104 00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,376 URINATING 105 00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:57,527 ♪ You can blame me 106 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,789 ♪ Try to shame me 107 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:06,119 ♪ Still long to have you 108 00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:12,617 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish 109 00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:16,037 ♪ They can't see you 110 00:13:17,281 --> 00:13:19,096 ♪ Like I can 111 00:13:20,114 --> 00:13:22,800 ♪ Oh, but anyone 112 00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,224 ♪ Who knows what love is 113 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,365 ♪ Will understand 114 00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,111 Drying my hands. 115 00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:12,084 Impressive. 116 00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,083 (MAN SPITS AND FARTS) 117 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,039 Have fun... 118 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,647 I mean, on the... 119 00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:28,239 'Hey, regular user! 120 00:14:28,364 --> 00:14:33,407 'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest girls in the nastiest situation. 121 00:14:33,532 --> 00:14:34,855 'Select view... ' 122 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,848 Dick. 1 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,656 (GUNSHOT NOISES) 2 00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:10,701 GUNFIRE 3 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:12,317 Detritus. Sorry. 4 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,497 (MUMBLES) 5 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,003 ♪ Who knows what love is? 6 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,699 ♪ We'll understand 7 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:56,419 ♪ To do... LOUD MUSIC AND VOICEOVER 8 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,421 AUDIO STOPS 9 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,486 ♪ Any more 10 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:13,056 ♪ Who knows what love is? 11 00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:17,916 ♪ We'll understand. ♪ 12 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,135 MACHINE BEEPS 13 00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:28,655 Come on! 14 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,299 Wait. There's a knack to it. 15 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,717 - You'll take your fingers off. - Trust me. 16 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,386 ITEM DROPS INSIDE MACHINE 17 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,769 Smart. 18 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,083 Bing Manson. 19 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:44,979 Short for Bingham. 20 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,028 Abi Carner. 21 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,659 Short for Abi Carner. 22 00:17:50,518 --> 00:17:52,831 You're a new person. I've not seen you. 23 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,983 I just went 21 last week. 24 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,400 I wanted to go to Airdale My sister's there, but... 25 00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,901 It's full, apparently. 26 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,814 Proper fruit. It was worth the risk. 27 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:10,950 The most natural thing in there's probably grown in a Petri dish. 28 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:13,846 Yeah. 29 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,775 Quite good, though. 30 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,539 Yeah. That's the right way round. 31 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,419 When you get the cheap one, you end up having to pedal it off. 32 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,699 Then you want more sugar. Then you're playing catch-up and I've... 33 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,588 I've been there. It's a vicious circle. 34 00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,975 Can't you just use that CPT app? 35 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,303 What's that? 36 00:18:32,664 --> 00:18:34,899 This cognitive behavioural thing. 37 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,590 It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food. 38 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,434 Whispers you into it while you sleep. 39 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,631 Yeah, I should try that, yeah. 40 00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:53,319 I liked your singing the other day. 41 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:59,606 I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee. 42 00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:01,459 I'm not Selma or anything. 43 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:05,459 You've got a phenomenal voice. It was the most beautiful song... 44 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,532 Y... You think I'm being cheesy? 45 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:15,677 All right, I am being cheesy. 46 00:19:15,702 --> 00:19:17,977 But it was beautiful, so, you know... 47 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:23,101 Reality's cheesy sometimes. Not often, admittedly, but... 48 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,330 Now. 49 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,914 Yeah... 50 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,249 Well, thank you. 51 00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:42,163 It's just noises, though. 52 00:19:42,909 --> 00:19:44,451 Noises in the right order. 53 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,899 Don't downplay... you're good. 54 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,353 The song's good. It's old. 55 00:19:50,746 --> 00:19:54,328 My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum. 56 00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:56,524 A hand-me-down. 57 00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:01,763 You thought of trying out for Hot Shot? 58 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:04,760 (LAUGHS) Me? 59 00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:06,539 Why not? 60 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,238 Singing in front of Judge Hope? 61 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:11,859 I'd die! Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus. 62 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,054 No, you'd walk it. 63 00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:14,283 A) I wouldn't. 64 00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:18,486 And B)... I don't have that clockage. 65 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,739 It's, what, 12 mil just to enter? 66 00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:24,019 What kind of bike time is that? Six months? 67 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,339 - Yeah, but... - I'm hand to mouth. 68 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:30,359 I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage 69 00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:32,977 and then there's what Selma did. But, you know what? 70 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:36,366 - I'd rather not give myself... - Yeah, but I'll gift it to you. 71 00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,681 The full 12, I'll gift it. 72 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,419 Don't be ridiculous! 73 00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,763 Seriously, I've got it spare. 74 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,239 You've got 12 mil spare? 75 00:20:53,906 --> 00:20:55,386 My brother left it me. 76 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,935 Own a channel, does he? 77 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,523 No, he... 78 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,289 He died. 79 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:06,528 He... He died last year, 80 00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:08,604 so it got transferred to me. 81 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,752 Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it. 82 00:21:14,297 --> 00:21:16,149 Why don't you spend it on you, then? 83 00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:18,972 And buy what? Some new shoes for my doppel to wear? 84 00:21:20,284 --> 00:21:22,939 I don't know, upgrade your MOS... 85 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,933 Or get a Fat Attack season pass? 86 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,819 Buy one of those wall buddies. 87 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:31,237 The new ones that talk to you after shutting and solve your problems. 88 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:35,244 They guide your dreams, like gurus. It's amazing, really, what they can do. 89 00:21:35,269 --> 00:21:38,819 A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I look as a werewolf? What's the point? 90 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:42,063 - I know it can be quite funny. - It's all just stuff. It's... 91 00:21:43,504 --> 00:21:46,168 It's stuff, it's confetti, it's... 92 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,726 You've got something real. 93 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,463 What better to spend it on? 94 00:21:54,588 --> 00:21:56,652 You heard me singing in a toilet. 95 00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,339 Is that real? 96 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:01,818 More than anything that's happened all year. 97 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:08,529 I can't take that kind of clockage off someone. 98 00:22:09,735 --> 00:22:11,488 It's 12 mils, no way. 99 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,471 Let me do this. 100 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,424 I... I look around here, I just... 101 00:22:21,004 --> 00:22:23,192 I just want something real to happen. 102 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,149 Just once. 103 00:22:30,196 --> 00:22:31,499 I'd mess up. 104 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,344 You wouldn't. I don't care anyway. 105 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:37,179 I'll go with you. I'll be able to force you. 106 00:22:37,446 --> 00:22:39,075 I'll force you to go. 107 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,443 It's tomorrow. 108 00:22:44,291 --> 00:22:45,771 Come on! 109 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,718 Say yes. 110 00:22:57,383 --> 00:22:59,657 I'll go as far as to say, "OK." 111 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,671 Which proves acceptable. 112 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,656 Thank God for that. 113 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:13,050 Walking away now. 114 00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:15,711 You loon! 115 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,191 I can live with it! 116 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,809 (SIGHS) 117 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,645 I'd love to fucking ruin that and all. 118 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,126 What? 119 00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:22,935 15? 120 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,817 A flippin' joke... 121 00:25:02,741 --> 00:25:04,047 (LAUGHS) 122 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,779 LOUD MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS 123 00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:20,881 'New from Wraith Babes. 124 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:24,152 'The hottest girls in the nastiest situations.' 125 00:25:25,253 --> 00:25:26,771 Oh, yeah! Ooh! 126 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,073 (SIGHS) 1 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,871 Can't believe I'm doing this. 2 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,395 I am doing this. 3 00:25:51,973 --> 00:25:53,304 I can't be doing this. 4 00:25:53,329 --> 00:25:54,846 Can you trade it back? 5 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,595 The ticket? 6 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:57,970 Don't be mad. 7 00:25:58,746 --> 00:26:01,345 It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know. 8 00:26:01,369 --> 00:26:04,464 Don't think I'm not grateful. But it's, it's just... 9 00:26:04,489 --> 00:26:05,795 You're babbling. 10 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,390 I'm babbling. 11 00:26:15,738 --> 00:26:17,230 I made you this. 12 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:24,331 You never get to keep them more than a day, but there it is, anyway. 13 00:26:29,063 --> 00:26:30,294 It folds flat. 14 00:26:30,712 --> 00:26:33,386 So you can keep them in your waistband. 15 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,949 Thank you. 16 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,799 It's, you know... 17 00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:47,407 something. 18 00:27:17,756 --> 00:27:19,197 Face the screen, please. 19 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,599 Is he your Friends And Family allocation? 20 00:27:26,471 --> 00:27:27,777 (Yeah). 21 00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:29,470 Hand, please. 22 00:27:30,713 --> 00:27:31,714 Oh!! 23 00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:33,727 That's not permanent, is it? 24 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:35,239 Oh, no. Two months max. 25 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:37,498 Round to the right, and through the scanner. 26 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,146 VOCAL EXERCISES 27 00:28:01,976 --> 00:28:03,284 Where do we go now? 28 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,228 You wait here. 29 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,581 How long? 30 00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:13,544 So, what do we do? 31 00:28:13,556 --> 00:28:14,839 I don't know. 32 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,775 Hey, hey, hey. Fuck off. 33 00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,275 Her with the dark hair? 34 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,150 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one. 35 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,079 Yup. OK. Move. 36 00:28:30,443 --> 00:28:32,088 They want to preview you. 37 00:28:32,785 --> 00:28:34,519 - What? - Preview. Come on. 38 00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:36,523 - He's with me. - Hand? 39 00:28:38,445 --> 00:28:39,768 Show me your hand. 40 00:28:40,297 --> 00:28:41,599 OK. You, too. 41 00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:44,025 That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair. 42 00:28:44,029 --> 00:28:45,539 I don't pick the order. 43 00:28:45,730 --> 00:28:48,268 I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in. 44 00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:52,162 Everyone will get seen eventually. I don't pick the order. 45 00:28:52,170 --> 00:28:53,646 But I'm a good singer. 46 00:28:53,654 --> 00:28:56,270 I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am. 47 00:28:56,271 --> 00:28:58,620 - Stand aside. - It's not fair! 48 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:00,995 It's not fair! 49 00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:09,084 - Next lot. - Stand there. 50 00:29:13,706 --> 00:29:16,224 Would you like to be as big as Salma one day? 51 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,453 Erm... Yeah, I mean... 52 00:29:19,478 --> 00:29:20,719 Could you say that 53 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,317 as a self-contained sentence into that screen? 54 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,359 I guess I'd like to be as big as Salma one day. 55 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,319 OK. Proceed to stage area. 56 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,450 Are we done? 57 00:29:35,486 --> 00:29:37,525 - Both performing? - Just her. 58 00:29:37,538 --> 00:29:40,159 - Okay... and what are you? - Singer. 59 00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:42,311 - Compliance? - No, thanks. 60 00:29:42,436 --> 00:29:45,536 A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants. 61 00:29:45,549 --> 00:29:48,078 More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves. 62 00:29:48,132 --> 00:29:50,328 - She's got to perform. - Well, mmm(!) 63 00:29:50,751 --> 00:29:52,749 Look, just sip it, you'll be fine. 64 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,357 Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass. 65 00:29:59,482 --> 00:30:00,906 Make the most of it. 66 00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:02,877 You can't get this stuff anywhere else. 67 00:30:03,324 --> 00:30:04,879 You OK? Yeah. 68 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,189 You OK? 69 00:30:08,962 --> 00:30:10,277 Yeah. Just, erm... 70 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:15,399 I don't know. Things are just wider apart. I'm fine. 71 00:30:16,204 --> 00:30:18,765 - Really? - Yeah, I'm fine. 72 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,086 Right. You're on. 73 00:30:38,846 --> 00:30:40,413 A little closer, please. 74 00:30:45,146 --> 00:30:46,477 Little closer. 75 00:30:49,688 --> 00:30:51,280 Into the light, love. 76 00:30:59,644 --> 00:31:02,852 - And who're we looking at here? - Abi Khan. 77 00:31:03,486 --> 00:31:05,861 What are you going to do for us today, Abi? 78 00:31:06,446 --> 00:31:07,839 I'm going to sing. 79 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,299 You speak up, love. 80 00:31:09,424 --> 00:31:10,770 We don't bite. 81 00:31:12,386 --> 00:31:13,692 I'm going to sing. 82 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,719 Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me? 83 00:31:19,272 --> 00:31:20,976 Can you take off your top? 84 00:31:20,991 --> 00:31:22,981 I want to check out those titties. 85 00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:24,162 Woo-hoo-hoo! 86 00:31:24,163 --> 00:31:25,471 Oh! 87 00:31:26,528 --> 00:31:28,231 Come on. Mucho feranto. 88 00:31:29,629 --> 00:31:31,258 Ah! No titties? 89 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,203 She says she's here to sing. 90 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,159 I got to see those titties, though. 91 00:31:37,284 --> 00:31:38,679 Come on, girl. 92 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,026 I mean, damn! 93 00:31:40,051 --> 00:31:41,399 Heh-heh-heh. 94 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,079 You hot. 95 00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:46,018 Please, just sing for us. 96 00:31:52,306 --> 00:31:53,611 ♪ Anyone 97 00:31:56,366 --> 00:31:57,697 ♪ Anyone 98 00:31:59,413 --> 00:32:01,925 ♪ You can blame me 99 00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:06,439 ♪ Try to shame me 100 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,439 ♪ And still I'll care for you 101 00:32:15,443 --> 00:32:17,830 ♪ You can run around 102 00:32:19,430 --> 00:32:21,718 ♪ Even put me down 103 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,536 ♪ Still I'll be there for you 104 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:37,090 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish 105 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,013 ♪ They can't see you 106 00:32:41,811 --> 00:32:44,155 ♪ Like I can 107 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:48,279 ♪ Oh, but anyone 108 00:32:49,632 --> 00:32:52,144 ♪ Who knows what love is 109 00:32:54,090 --> 00:32:58,106 ♪ Will understand 110 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:03,487 ♪ Anyone 111 00:33:05,738 --> 00:33:07,740 ♪ Anyone 112 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,398 ♪ I just feel so sorry 113 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:20,357 ♪ For the ones who pity me 114 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,799 ♪ Anyone 115 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,519 ♪ Cos they just don't know 116 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,559 ♪ Anyone 117 00:33:30,684 --> 00:33:36,296 ♪ Oh, they don't know What happiness and love can be 118 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,695 ♪ I know I know to ever let you go 119 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:53,955 ♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand 120 00:33:54,593 --> 00:33:58,079 ♪ Oh, but anyone 121 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,070 ♪ Who knows what love is 122 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,517 ♪ Will understand... ♪ 123 00:34:09,361 --> 00:34:11,251 OK. I'm going to stop you there. 124 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,058 That was... 125 00:34:15,143 --> 00:34:16,368 without a doubt... 126 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,839 probably the best piece of singing we've had this season. 127 00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:25,018 Yes! Well done! 128 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,319 CHEERING 129 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,549 Fair play. 130 00:34:34,844 --> 00:34:36,399 But I have to say... 131 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,411 BOOING 132 00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:40,389 No. No, no, no. I have to say, 133 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,555 actually, 134 00:34:42,569 --> 00:34:44,210 I'm with Rafe on this one. 135 00:34:45,777 --> 00:34:48,319 Good though your voice is... and it is good. 136 00:34:48,831 --> 00:34:51,519 It's not the most magical sound in the world. 137 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,085 It's just... good. 138 00:34:54,336 --> 00:34:57,134 I don't think anyone's really hearing it. 139 00:34:57,259 --> 00:34:59,758 Certainly not the guys in the audience. 140 00:35:00,043 --> 00:35:03,239 These looks you got going on kind of get in the way. 141 00:35:03,736 --> 00:35:06,012 Men will want you. Women will hate you. 142 00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,117 All the time you're on stage. 143 00:35:09,442 --> 00:35:11,195 Couldn't help picturing you. 144 00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,639 In an erotic scenario. 145 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,954 CHEERING 146 00:35:14,967 --> 00:35:17,367 Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest. 147 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,555 Right. 148 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,364 You've got this pure beauty 149 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:27,150 What seems to be a knockout figure. 150 00:35:27,846 --> 00:35:30,799 And this sort of interesting innocence going on. 151 00:35:30,809 --> 00:35:33,259 That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels 152 00:35:33,268 --> 00:35:34,919 could really play with. 153 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,439 Absolutely. That's what I thought 154 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,839 the moment I saw you. 155 00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:40,319 The moment. 156 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:44,199 I'd watch. I don't know a man here who wouldn't. 157 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,675 To be honest, some of us girls might join you. 158 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,335 CHEERING 159 00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:51,946 Get off me! 160 00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:53,388 Don't! Abi! 161 00:35:54,523 --> 00:35:56,750 No! Abi! Abi! 162 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:58,879 I don't think that's quite... 163 00:36:01,205 --> 00:36:05,757 You will never have to pedal again. Not one minute. 164 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,945 We could really work with you. 165 00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:12,215 Last year we had singers, singers, singers. 166 00:36:12,576 --> 00:36:13,778 So many singers. 167 00:36:13,803 --> 00:36:16,637 So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional 168 00:36:17,123 --> 00:36:20,839 There's just no slots left for an above average singer. 169 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,559 Not for the next few years, at least. Charity? 170 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,442 No. Saturation point, singer-wise. 171 00:36:27,414 --> 00:36:29,615 Listen. We said, right from the start. 172 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,315 We'll go with something different this season. 173 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,355 That's why he's on the panel! 174 00:36:35,039 --> 00:36:38,384 She would be a star on our stream. 175 00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:40,239 A star. 176 00:36:40,891 --> 00:36:42,196 On his... 177 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,279 You're furniture, at best. 178 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,142 Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew. 179 00:36:48,938 --> 00:36:50,599 We medicate against that. 180 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,920 You will have pleasure forever. 181 00:36:53,218 --> 00:36:55,507 Realistically, sweetheart, it is that, 182 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,146 or the bike. 183 00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:01,934 I, I don't think... 184 00:37:01,942 --> 00:37:03,962 This is starting to annoy me. 185 00:37:04,403 --> 00:37:07,511 Who do you think is powering that spotlight? 186 00:37:13,449 --> 00:37:15,401 Millions of people. That's who. 187 00:37:15,886 --> 00:37:18,063 All of them, out there, right now. 188 00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:21,243 Putting in an honest day on the bike, 189 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,730 while you stand in the light they're generating 190 00:37:23,747 --> 00:37:24,913 and dither. 191 00:37:25,271 --> 00:37:26,576 You know what? 192 00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:30,707 They would give anything. Do anything to be where you are now. 193 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:32,684 Am I right?! 194 00:37:32,809 --> 00:37:35,787 CHEERING 195 00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:39,170 You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing. 196 00:37:40,962 --> 00:37:42,653 As though they're nothing. 197 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,060 And that makes me sick. 198 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,683 But, you know what? 199 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,911 Maybe you do belong on the bike. 200 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,107 Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it. 201 00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:58,235 I do want to. 202 00:37:58,247 --> 00:37:59,578 We have a decision? 203 00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:04,679 (CROWD CHANTS) Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 204 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,079 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 205 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,079 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 206 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,759 I suppose. 207 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,759 CHEERING 208 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,559 Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on! 209 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,865 Well done! 210 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,399 MELANCHOLIC MUSIC 211 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,319 BACKGROUND CONVERSATION 1 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,164 Best thing about my new lifestyle... 2 00:39:57,532 --> 00:39:59,235 I get to meet lots of hot guys. 3 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,576 Wraith treats me well. 4 00:40:05,368 --> 00:40:08,119 Oh, for Christ's sake! 5 00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:10,438 I pay for this! 6 00:40:10,823 --> 00:40:13,956 I... pay... for... this! 7 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:17,786 I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you! 8 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,639 Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits. 9 00:40:21,991 --> 00:40:24,841 Find your horizon and fuck off over it! 10 00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:29,658 'It's a dream. 11 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,010 'I get to live... 12 00:40:32,404 --> 00:40:33,707 'in a... 13 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,524 'beautiful place. 14 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,673 'And... 15 00:40:38,692 --> 00:40:40,011 'wear lots of... 16 00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:42,582 'beautiful things. 17 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:48,949 'It's a dream.' 18 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,639 FAIRGROUND-STYLE MUSIC 19 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,319 (COMPUTER) Insufficient funds. 20 00:41:14,565 --> 00:41:16,235 'From Wraith Babes... ' 21 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,561 'C'mon, girl... ' 22 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:20,707 '..a Wraith Babes reality special.' 23 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,050 I guess I'd like to be as big as Thelma one day. 24 00:41:24,997 --> 00:41:28,690 'Millions watched her glide through the Hot Shot curtain of dreams 25 00:41:28,715 --> 00:41:30,435 'to sing her heart out.' 26 00:41:31,073 --> 00:41:34,144 ♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪ 27 00:41:34,269 --> 00:41:37,319 'What happened next shocked them all.' 28 00:41:37,444 --> 00:41:39,119 We could really work with you. 29 00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:40,846 Do we have a decision? 30 00:41:41,405 --> 00:41:44,835 'Now, watch her stunning erotic debut... ' 31 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,799 ♪ PHARELL WILLIAMS: Lapdance 32 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,218 No, no, no, no, no... 33 00:41:51,263 --> 00:41:53,039 'So, who do we have here?' 34 00:41:53,857 --> 00:41:55,159 I'm Abby. 35 00:41:55,775 --> 00:41:57,279 'You were at Hot Shot. 36 00:41:58,235 --> 00:42:00,449 'You were real impressive.' 37 00:42:03,163 --> 00:42:04,519 BEEPING 38 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,239 (COMPUTER) Resume viewing! 39 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,399 - No! No! - Resume viewing! 40 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,839 Resume viewing! 41 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,159 Resume viewing! Resume viewing! 42 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,879 Resume viewing! Resume viewing! Resume viewing! 43 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:16,239 Resume viewing! 44 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,537 'Look at you. 45 00:42:18,018 --> 00:42:19,957 'All clean and shiny.' 46 00:42:20,347 --> 00:42:22,286 BEEPING 47 00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:24,666 (COMPUTER) Portal disabled during commercial. 48 00:42:24,697 --> 00:42:26,919 'You'll see everything. 49 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,901 'You'll see it all! 50 00:42:29,425 --> 00:42:31,017 'Open your mouth. 51 00:42:31,427 --> 00:42:33,603 'Open... take it in... 52 00:42:34,192 --> 00:42:37,326 'take it in... ahh... yeah... 53 00:42:37,451 --> 00:42:39,043 Aaarrghhh! 54 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,479 No! No! No! No! 55 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:16,559 (MALE HEAVY BREATHING) 56 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:26,399 (ABBY MOANING) 57 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:17,877 (ABBY SINGING FAINTLY) 1 00:44:50,392 --> 00:44:53,438 (TV) 'The hottest girls... ' 2 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,679 MANIC LAUGHTER 3 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,479 MANIC GIGGLING 4 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,479 CRAZED LAUGHTER CONTINUES 5 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:59,239 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 6 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,599 PARTY MUSIC ECHOES INDISTINCTLY 7 00:48:31,058 --> 00:48:33,334 Could you stand aside, please? 8 00:48:36,224 --> 00:48:39,237 Come up into the back, in front of me, please. 9 00:48:39,362 --> 00:48:40,898 Are you messin'? 10 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,129 A what-nic one? 11 00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:52,627 Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah! 12 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,470 On it. 13 00:48:56,048 --> 00:48:59,443 We're going to preview, all right? Want to follow me in the back? 14 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,775 You're a prick! 15 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,094 Next, lot. 16 00:49:08,097 --> 00:49:09,403 Stand there! 17 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,066 So what are you, a magician? 18 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,276 An entertainer. 19 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:21,559 Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence? 20 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,799 I'm an entertainer. 21 00:49:31,763 --> 00:49:34,536 Ah, before you go on, you need to drink a compliance. 22 00:49:34,561 --> 00:49:36,884 They give me one back there. Really? Oh, OK. 23 00:49:37,009 --> 00:49:39,919 Well, in that case, you are good to... 24 00:49:41,055 --> 00:49:42,373 go. 25 00:49:55,894 --> 00:49:57,195 Who are you? 26 00:49:57,443 --> 00:49:58,839 Bing Madsen. 27 00:49:59,504 --> 00:50:01,332 What are you planning to do for us? 28 00:50:01,342 --> 00:50:02,644 What the fuck?! 29 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,190 'A sort of performance.' 30 00:50:05,033 --> 00:50:06,519 A sort of performance? 31 00:50:06,589 --> 00:50:07,890 Yes. 32 00:50:08,015 --> 00:50:10,340 Mmm! Man of mystery! 33 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,309 Hmm. 34 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,212 I suppose we'd better see it. 35 00:50:17,809 --> 00:50:19,115 OK. 36 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:25,159 ♪ BASS INTRO, BUILDING IN INTENSITY 37 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,599 ♪ HIP-HOP RHYTHM KICKS IN 38 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,599 CHEERING 39 00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:01,805 Knob'ead! 40 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,488 Fucking cock! 41 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,439 CROWD YELLS AND WHOOPS 42 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,027 Stop or I'll do it. This is a main artery. Keep walking, you kill me. 43 00:51:24,899 --> 00:51:28,530 No-one stops me till I've said my piece. Then you can do what you like. 44 00:51:28,539 --> 00:51:30,309 Man, just fucking kill yourself. 45 00:51:30,314 --> 00:51:33,999 Get heavy on me, I swear to God, I kick your ass back to life, 46 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,079 just so I could cut your goddamn head off. 47 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,079 CROWD CHANTS 48 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,389 Go on! 49 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,879 I think we should let him speak. 50 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,239 CHEERING 51 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:50,239 (CROWD CHANTS) Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! 52 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,119 Let's hear what he has to say. 53 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:57,513 CHEERING 54 00:51:58,068 --> 00:51:59,378 Well? 55 00:51:59,399 --> 00:52:00,757 Come on. 56 00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,738 Got our attention, as requested. 57 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,586 What do you want to say? 58 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,959 Have you prepared a speech, is that it? 59 00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:16,238 Speak! 60 00:52:16,243 --> 00:52:19,794 I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words. I didn't even try to... 61 00:52:19,795 --> 00:52:23,349 I just knew I had to get here, to stand here, and I wanted you to listen. 62 00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:26,336 To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening, 63 00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,011 like you do the rest of the time. 64 00:52:28,017 --> 00:52:30,640 A face that you're feeling instead of processing. 65 00:52:30,765 --> 00:52:33,439 You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage, 66 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,835 and we lah-di-dah, we sing and dance and tumble around. 67 00:52:37,844 --> 00:52:40,398 And all you see up here, it's not people, 68 00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:42,919 you don't see people up here, it's all fodder. 69 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,384 And the faker the fodder, the more you love it, 70 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,079 because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more. 71 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,639 It's all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all. 72 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,959 Real pain, real viciousness, that, we can take. 73 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,596 Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole. 74 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,519 We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right, 75 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,038 we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum, 76 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:01,267 so ha-ha-ha at him! 77 00:53:01,282 --> 00:53:03,887 Because we're so out of our minds with desperation, 78 00:53:03,888 --> 00:53:05,630 we don't know any better. 79 00:53:05,655 --> 00:53:08,119 All we know is fake fodder and buying shit. 80 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,919 That's how we speak to each other, 81 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,168 how we express ourselves, is buying shit. 82 00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:13,559 What, I have a dream? 83 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,865 The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple, it doesn't exist! 84 00:53:17,889 --> 00:53:19,279 It's not even there! 85 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,039 We buy shit that's not even there. 86 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,239 Show us something real and free and beautiful. You couldn't. 87 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,719 Yeah? It'd break us. 88 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,319 We're too numb for it. 89 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,799 I might as well choke. 90 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,839 It's only so much wonder we can bear. 91 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,524 When you find any wonder whatsoever, you dole it out in meagre portions. 92 00:53:34,532 --> 00:53:36,867 Only then until it's augmented, packaged, and 93 00:53:36,879 --> 00:53:39,395 pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters 94 00:53:39,402 --> 00:53:42,439 till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights, 95 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,839 while we ride day in day out, going where? 96 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,041 Powering what? 97 00:53:48,581 --> 00:53:51,826 All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells 98 00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:53,604 and bigger screens and fuck you! 99 00:53:53,807 --> 00:53:56,913 Fuck you, that's what it boils down to. 100 00:53:57,622 --> 00:54:01,159 Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse. 101 00:54:01,284 --> 00:54:04,719 Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces. 102 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,999 Fuck you all for thinking the one thing 103 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,239 I came close to never meant anything. 104 00:54:09,952 --> 00:54:14,172 For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke. 105 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:17,639 One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions. 106 00:54:18,154 --> 00:54:20,087 Fuck you for happening. 107 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,555 Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone. 108 00:54:24,573 --> 00:54:25,879 Fuck you! 109 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,837 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 110 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:50,424 That was, without a doubt, 111 00:54:52,257 --> 00:54:56,112 the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage 112 00:54:56,645 --> 00:54:58,386 since Hotshot began! 113 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:03,196 CHEERING 114 00:55:03,871 --> 00:55:05,178 Brilliant! 115 00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:06,824 You... 116 00:55:07,523 --> 00:55:10,559 you're so articulating something we all, 117 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,235 and I mean everyone in this hall, 118 00:55:13,617 --> 00:55:15,679 something we all agree on. 119 00:55:16,154 --> 00:55:18,879 Even though we may not comprehend all of it. 120 00:55:19,365 --> 00:55:22,362 I think I'm right in saying we do feel it. 121 00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:25,035 Even me. 122 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,675 I know you've got me down as this creature. 123 00:55:28,197 --> 00:55:30,050 You know, hey... 124 00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:33,754 I get where you're coming from. 125 00:55:34,057 --> 00:55:36,308 - I like your stuff. - It's not stuff. 126 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,317 It's truth. Am I right? 127 00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:43,919 Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless. 128 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,950 And you're right. 129 00:55:46,246 --> 00:55:49,777 Authenticity is in woefully short supply. 130 00:55:52,021 --> 00:55:54,077 I'd like to hear you talk again. 131 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:58,790 How so? 132 00:55:59,369 --> 00:56:01,856 The slot on one of my streams 133 00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:05,251 where you can talk just like that. 134 00:56:08,661 --> 00:56:11,609 I'd watch it. It was such great passion. 135 00:56:14,059 --> 00:56:17,380 He's a'right. You're a little hot there, bud. 136 00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:20,442 That throat cutting thing? Neat gimmick. 137 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,158 What do you say? 138 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,959 30 minutes twice a week? 139 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,319 CHEERING 140 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:31,860 (CROWD) Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 141 00:56:32,768 --> 00:56:37,307 Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 142 00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:42,439 Do it, do it, do it! 143 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,119 Do it, do it, do it! 144 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,839 Go on, you bastard. 145 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,839 (CROWD) Do it, do it, do it! Do it, do it, do it! 146 00:56:51,213 --> 00:56:52,668 Beats the bike. 147 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,533 Certainly does. 148 00:56:55,040 --> 00:57:00,055 CHANTING CONTINUES 149 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,599 'We have with us Oliver. Oliver ate and ate 150 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,599 'till he hit 17 stone and he's here today to try and beat us 151 00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:21,559 'on Botherguts! 152 00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,175 'Keep going.' 153 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,755 ♪ They wept awhile 154 00:57:30,604 --> 00:57:33,879 ♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪ 155 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:39,355 OK, I'm going to stop you there. That was achingly terrible. 156 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:43,479 You have the magnetism of a towel. I don't ever want to look at you again. 157 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,079 I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love. 158 00:57:47,344 --> 00:57:50,627 You came across as fundamentally unlikeable 159 00:57:50,652 --> 00:57:53,119 and really quite worthless. 160 00:57:54,142 --> 00:57:57,675 You could fill that pussy with honey and I still wouldn't fuck it. 161 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,946 I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah. 162 00:58:01,071 --> 00:58:02,839 Cos this is my destiny 163 00:58:03,067 --> 00:58:04,994 and I can sing, fu...! 164 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,281 'Like that, don't you, Harry? 165 00:58:11,122 --> 00:58:12,439 'Ah-huh. 166 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,799 'Say it. 167 00:58:14,413 --> 00:58:15,718 'Yeah. 168 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,199 (LAUGHS) 169 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,199 '15,000 new wardrobe options 170 00:58:21,286 --> 00:58:22,923 'launched last week alone. 171 00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:27,799 'It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time 172 00:58:27,924 --> 00:58:30,479 'in your cell before you explore an afterlife 173 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,224 'which doesn't exist anyway. 174 00:58:32,585 --> 00:58:36,064 'With any luck, it'll take your mind off those saddle sores, eh? 175 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:41,279 'You know the only thing stopping me from slashing myself open right now? 176 00:58:43,389 --> 00:58:45,304 'I might not die right away. 177 00:58:45,316 --> 00:58:47,494 'And before I went, they'd find a way 178 00:58:47,502 --> 00:58:49,679 'to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver, 179 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,637 '20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.' 180 00:58:52,638 --> 00:58:53,948 - Yeah. - Anyway, 181 00:58:55,156 --> 00:58:56,598 'hang on in there 182 00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:58,211 if you must. 183 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,599 'We're all in this together they say. 184 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,911 'Yeah, right. 185 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:11,688 'Farewell for ever. 186 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,106 'Till the same time next week.' 187 00:59:18,506 --> 00:59:19,812 BEEPING 188 00:59:20,444 --> 00:59:21,753 Stream off-line. 189 00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:58,165 ♪ Anyone 190 01:00:00,595 --> 01:00:01,987 ♪ Anyone 191 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,633 ♪ Anyone 192 01:00:08,406 --> 01:00:09,724 ♪ Anyone 193 01:00:11,703 --> 01:00:14,289 ♪ You can blame me 194 01:00:15,471 --> 01:00:18,007 ♪ Try to shame me 195 01:00:18,132 --> 01:00:22,639 ♪ And still I'll care for you 196 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,422 ♪ You can run around 197 01:00:31,126 --> 01:00:33,613 ♪ Even put me down 198 01:00:33,962 --> 01:00:38,079 ♪ Still I'll be there for you 199 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,798 ♪ The world may think I'm foolish 200 01:00:49,159 --> 01:00:52,026 ♪ They can't see you 201 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:56,127 ♪ Like I can 202 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:04,097 ♪ Oh, but anyone who knows what love is 203 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:10,425 ♪ Will understand 204 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:15,480 ♪ Anyone 205 01:01:17,948 --> 01:01:19,477 ♪ Anyone 206 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:24,004 ♪ Oh, they'll understand 207 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,150 ♪ Anyone 208 01:01:27,163 --> 01:01:31,690 ♪ If they try love they'll understand... ♪ 209 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:40,199 Subtitles by APOLLO www.addic7ed.com