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‎《黑鏡》

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‎劇名：瓊糟透了

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‎好吃

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‎-瓊
‎-麥克

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‎（所立克）

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‎咖啡好喝嗎？

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‎老實說就是…

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‎我再找人檢查咖啡機

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‎謝謝

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‎還有，珊迪在外面等10點15分的會

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‎麻煩啊

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‎我懂

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‎好吧

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‎給我五分鐘，我得先打起精神

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‎非常遺憾

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‎（麥克：我想妳）

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‎（我在鎮上）

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‎妳要開除我？

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‎可是我還在寫音訊壓縮演算法

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‎可惜董事會認為妳的壓縮演算法

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‎不是他們要的東西

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‎好

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‎但要是沒有這個演算法
‎我們就需要更多伺服器

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‎我知道

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‎也就表示會產生更多碳足跡

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‎我們等於是違背自己的環保承諾

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‎真的很遺憾，董事會的看法就是這樣

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‎我剛付新公寓的押金耶

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‎他們下這個決定應該也不好過

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‎瓊

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‎拜託別這樣

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‎拜託別挑這個時候

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‎我不行…我們不是朋友嗎？

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‎-嗯
‎-瓊

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‎我給妳幾分鐘冷靜一下

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‎我很冷靜啊

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‎我真的非常遺憾

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‎我搬家時還邀請妳來慶祝耶，瓊

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‎（保全）

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‎我請布魯圖思送她出去

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‎天啊

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‎珊迪，我來幫妳拿個人物品

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‎（收到你的訊息真開心）

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‎瓊，是妳嗎？我知道妳在上面

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‎孬種，瓊，妳這孬種

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‎好了啦，珊迪，該走了

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‎幹

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‎瓊，進來吧

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‎謝謝

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‎話說，妳還好嗎？

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‎-不好喝？
‎-難喝透了

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‎我以前的夢想是要開咖啡店

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‎這絕對上不了我的菜單

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‎我公司的咖啡也不行

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‎工作順利嗎？

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‎表面上來看，應該是很好啦

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‎但我只是介於高高在上的董事會

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‎以及我手下員工之間的中間人

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‎所以我每天都覺得自己是在裝裝樣子

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‎家裡還好嗎？

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‎我和克里許訂婚了

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‎-是
‎-所以算是很好，非常好

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‎克里許是好人，他很聰明，又貼心

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‎但他可能有點…

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‎乏味

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‎懂嗎？就連他的料理都沒味道

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‎我一直裝得…

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‎抱歉，說這種話讓我覺得自己很爛

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‎我和前任在一起時…

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‎-麥克？
‎-麥克，對

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‎我們整天瘋狂做愛，玩得可瘋了

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‎不過吵架也是…

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‎但我一直放不下他

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‎然後妳認識了

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‎-克里許
‎-沒錯

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‎他既貼心又讓人安心

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‎所以我就順勢和他在一起了

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‎但是

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‎總覺得我並沒有

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‎主動選擇這段感情

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‎好像我都是處於身不由己的狀態

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‎就像妳常提到的人生故事

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‎我常常在想

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‎總覺得我不是自己人生故事裡的主角

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‎妳希望改變這一點嗎？

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‎（麥克：要是能見到妳就好了）

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‎（我只待三天，可以見個面嗎？）

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‎（好，要約在哪？）

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‎見到妳真開心

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‎我喜歡妳的挑染，很帥

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‎不會太誇張嗎？

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‎我是被髮廊的菲利斯推坑的

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‎髮廊的菲利斯應該要加薪了

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‎因為妳看起來美翻了

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‎-最好是啦
‎-我是說真的

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‎好吧

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‎妳明明都來找我了

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‎我是來聊天的，是你請我來的

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‎嗯

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‎那個誰…

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‎克里許

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‎克里許很好

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‎妳聽起來對他還真有熱情

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‎這樣喔

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‎我們在一起了兩年

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‎記得結果如何嗎？

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‎-嗯
‎-所以我要嫁給克里許

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‎拜託，你快逼…

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‎是你提分手的，你傷透了我的心

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‎就在我要重新振作的時候

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‎你又突然冒出來，像是他媽的…

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‎像是沒沖掉的屎

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‎沒錯

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‎雖然跟我要說的不一樣，不過也行

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‎所以我怎麼能信任你？

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‎妳說得沒錯，我懂，但是…

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‎妳和我的那段感情是實實在在的

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‎妳心裡有數

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‎我想跟妳在一起

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‎我會在這待三天，然後就回聖荷西

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‎跟我一起走

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‎我是認真的

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‎我不行

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‎我有很棒的公寓

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‎妳的公司在那裡有分部

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‎妳可以申請轉調

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‎而且街角有間超好吃的壽司店

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‎那裡的青龍捲簡直是極品

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‎我不能離開克里許

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‎妳不能離開克里許啊

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‎我不行，麥克

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‎對，妳不能離開克里許

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‎不行…

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‎-這…
‎-我不該來的

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‎我真不該來這裡

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‎瓊

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‎我住在老地方，會待三天

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‎寶貝，是妳嗎？

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‎對

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‎妳喝酒了喔

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‎我去參加餞別派對

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‎好吧，希望妳餓了

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‎好吃

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‎你加了鹽嗎？

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‎好

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‎想看什麼？

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‎我隨便

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‎-來看看串媒網上有什麼
‎-好

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‎（串媒網）

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‎要不要看《寧靜海》？

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‎艾瑞克說是大爛片

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‎好吧，既然艾瑞克說是爛片…

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‎-好
‎-好吧

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‎那蘇格蘭命案《亨利湖》呢？

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‎我沒辦法再看真實犯罪節目了

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‎-對不起，只是看過葛西之後…
‎-沒關係

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‎要不要看…

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‎（《瓊糟透了》）

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‎搞啥…

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‎我的天啊

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‎這是怎樣？

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‎“最新上線：《瓊糟透了》”

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‎那是莎瑪海耶克嗎？

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‎她連頭髮都跟妳一樣耶

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‎才不一樣

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‎至少有九成像，而且她還叫做“瓊”

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‎這到底是什麼節目？

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‎不知道，不過…

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‎我們就來看吧

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‎不要，我才不要看《瓊糟透了》

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‎不管它是什麼節目

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‎按下播放嘛

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‎拜託，按下去

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‎（串媒網出品）

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‎（《瓊糟透了》）

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‎還真像我們的臥室

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‎我的頭髮才不是那樣

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‎-她跟妳用同一款牙膏
‎-拜託你…

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‎這也太詭異了

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‎有點毛骨悚然

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‎這個瓊有鬼

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‎寶貝

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‎-什麼事？
‎-快來看這個

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‎看什麼？

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‎這是什麼？

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‎片名叫《瓊糟透了》

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‎莎瑪海耶克主演

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‎她的造型跟瓊一模一樣

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‎反正那份工作爛透了

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‎妳說了算

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‎《瓊糟透了》？什麼鬼？

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‎不會吧

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‎我們要在酒吧看電視？

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‎沒錯，我們就是要在酒吧看電視

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‎（最新上線：《瓊糟透了》）

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‎（《瓊糟透了》）

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‎什麼鬼？

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‎哇靠，那是妳的公司耶

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‎好吧，你這是怎麼弄的？

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‎-我弄的？
‎-這是惡作劇，你怎麼做到的？

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‎-我沒有…
‎-我覺得一點都不好笑

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‎我什麼都沒做啊

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‎咖啡好喝嗎？

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‎難喝死了

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‎我再把咖啡機換掉

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‎拜託一定要換

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‎-還有，珊迪在等10點15分的會
‎-瓊

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-天啊

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‎天啊

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‎瓊…

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‎瓊

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‎我恐慌症發作了

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‎-沒事的
‎-我恐慌症發作了

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‎好，沒事的，別驚慌

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‎還有，珊迪在等10點15分的會

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‎-他還在嗎？
‎-還在

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‎這節目把我演得娘透了

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‎可是我喜歡他的穿著

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‎這是在搞什麼鬼？

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‎怎麼會有這種鬼東西？

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‎給我五分鐘

222
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,400
‎好，沒問題，謝謝

223
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,720
‎-拜託喔，我講話真的是那樣？
‎-可以請你安靜嗎？

224
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,240
‎你覺得他比我好看嗎？

225
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,080
‎沒事的，妳先把呼吸放慢，好嗎？

226
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,000
‎集中精神在腳下的地毯

227
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,280
‎我才不要管什麼鬼地毯

228
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,440
‎好啦，別激動

229
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,440
‎-那集中精神在地板上
‎-去他媽的地板

230
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,520
‎妳要開除我？

231
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,760
‎沒錯，妳的音訊演算法要喊停了

232
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,080
‎董事會覺得只會曇花一現

233
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,160
‎可是…

234
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,480
‎我們的碳足跡…

235
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,760
‎他們不在乎

236
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,560
‎我剛付了公寓的押金耶

237
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,920
‎他們一樣不在乎

238
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,280
‎妳也看過她的樣子

239
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,360
‎天啊，她好冷血

240
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,360
‎別挑這個時候

241
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,400
‎不然要挑什麼時候？

242
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,280
‎她該不會真的這麼說吧？

243
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,760
‎我不是那樣說的，這跟實情不符

244
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,280
‎寶貝，我相信妳

245
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,240
‎拜託喔

246
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,920
‎我的天啊

247
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,240
‎我的狗該怎麼辦？

248
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,320
‎-天啊
‎-她讓我好不自在

249
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,240
‎非常遺憾…

250
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,400
‎你為什麼在安慰瓊？

251
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,800
‎我為什麼在安慰瓊？

252
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,600
‎她很難過啊

253
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,120
‎她明明就是個賤人

254
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,200
‎天啊，他們把我演得像禽獸一樣

255
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,560
‎沒有啦，妳聽我說

256
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,760
‎妳看，寶貝，是莎瑪海耶克耶

257
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,800
‎大家都愛莎瑪海耶克，對吧？

258
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,080
‎所以可能沒那麼…

259
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,800
‎所以可能沒那麼…

260
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,000
‎慘到他媽的骨子裡？

261
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,520
‎也沒有扯鈴那麼扯？

262
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,440
‎-糟糕透了
‎-好啦，沒事

263
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,200
‎-扯爆了
‎-好啦，沒事

264
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,160
‎聽我說，我只是想安慰…

265
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,600
‎-天啊
‎-好啦，妳說得沒錯

266
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,920
‎-好
‎-嗯

267
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,040
‎怎麼了？

268
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,240
‎慘了，我媽看到了

269
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,320
‎什麼？

270
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,240
‎每個人都能看到這節目？
‎有串媒網的人都能看？

271
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,960
‎我爸看到了

272
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,600
‎瑪莉安看到了

273
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,320
‎拜託喔，他媽的

274
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,160
‎（要是能見到妳就好了
‎我只待三天，可以見個面嗎？）

275
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,720
‎我的天啊

276
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,480
‎天啊

277
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,000
‎-親愛的
‎-怎樣？

278
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,360
‎麥克有傳訊息給妳？

279
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,800
‎什麼？

280
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,320
‎-沒有
‎-那就好

281
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,240
‎妳可以進來了

282
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,480
‎-好吧，我們還是別看了吧
‎-什麼？

283
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,080
‎其實我想繼續看，別關

284
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,840
‎-不要關
‎-克里許，我想關掉

285
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,320
‎-不要
‎-家裡還好嗎？

286
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,200
‎-瓊
‎-和克里許嗎？

287
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,480
‎他是好人，很聰明，又貼心，但…

288
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,480
‎這個爛電源鍵到底在什麼鬼地方？

289
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,720
‎非常乏味

290
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,320
‎就連他的料理都沒味道

291
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,640
‎我沒那麼說，克里許，快關掉

292
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,680
‎只是和我前男友麥克

293
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:51,240
‎總是有著狂野不羈、天馬行空

294
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,200
‎不停瘋狂做愛

295
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,560
‎聽我說，這不是真的

296
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,040
‎好嗎？這是電視節目，我沒說這句話

297
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:02,960
‎-幹
‎-克里許？

298
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,320
‎我還沒放下麥克

299
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,400
‎-克里許！
‎-我有可能

300
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,080
‎並不想放下他

301
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,880
‎天啊

302
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,840
‎她在節目上說的話跟我無關

303
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,280
‎-知道嗎？
‎-不

304
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,200
‎有些細節…

305
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,840
‎從頭到尾就是斷章取義，好嗎？

306
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,920
‎我沒有對諮商師說那種話

307
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,880
‎那妳說了什麼？

308
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,640
‎克里許

309
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,000
‎克里許，你要去哪？

310
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,120
‎我不知道

311
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,400
‎-我不知道
‎-克里許，拜託別這樣

312
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,920
‎我會在這待三天，然後就回聖荷西

313
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,840
‎我說了…

314
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,560
‎我不能離開克里許

315
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,000
‎真的不能嗎？

316
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,200
‎想看什麼？

317
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,560
‎《寧靜海》

318
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,760
‎艾瑞克說是大爛片

319
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,560
‎既然艾瑞克說…

320
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,600
‎我從來就沒喜歡過克里許

321
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,680
‎寶貝，別走，拜託坐下來嘛

322
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,280
‎（《瓊糟透了》）

323
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,320
‎《瓊糟透了》？

324
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,640
‎那是凱特布蘭琪嗎？

325
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,400
‎-那是凱特布蘭琪？
‎-不會吧

326
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,120
‎-那是凱特布蘭琪耶
‎-太棒了

327
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,200
‎我的頭髮才不是那樣

328
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,880
‎她好美

329
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,000
‎克里許，那是電視節目，不是真的

330
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,640
‎我不知道這是怎麼回事
‎但節目上演的完全不是真的

331
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400
‎克里許，喂！

332
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,840
‎我根本很久沒見過麥克了

333
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,080
‎那就把手機給我看

334
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:08,120
‎什麼？

335
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,440
‎節目裡有演

336
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,160
‎麥克傳訊息給妳，妳也回了，所以…

337
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,680
‎給我看妳的手機

338
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,720
‎手機…

339
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,880
‎放在家裡

340
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,920
‎這還真是個好藉口，瓊

341
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,840
‎-再見
‎-克里許

342
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,000
‎克里許，拜託別走

343
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,360
‎別走，拜託不要丟下我

344
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,560
‎這實在他媽的扯，拜託不要…

345
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,000
‎克里許，我拜託你

346
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,120
‎克里許

347
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,760
‎克里許，你太幼稚了，拜託你回來

348
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,760
‎你這樣太誇張了，根本沒必要

349
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,640
‎拜託喔，那是電視節目，不是真的

350
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,760
‎我對你一心一意才是真的

351
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,080
‎那是電視節目，假的，不是真的

352
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,760
‎妳如果沒跟麥克傳訊息

353
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,840
‎就把手機給我看

354
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,080
‎電視演得沒錯，瓊

355
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,480
‎妳確實糟透了

356
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,920
‎克里許，我沒那麼糟，那不是真的

357
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,400
‎（麥克來電）

358
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,160
‎回來啊

359
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,680
‎克里許，別離開我

360
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,600
‎你明知道我一個人會受不了

361
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,320
‎-你不能丟下我
‎-麥克

362
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,240
‎克里許

363
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,080
‎（莎瑪海耶克飾演瓊）

364
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,680
‎不要臉

365
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,440
‎他媽的

366
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,760
‎天啊

367
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,240
‎抱歉遲到了

368
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,800
‎你有看嗎？

369
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,160
‎每個人看了，到處議論紛紛

370
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,000
‎大家反應如何？

371
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,440
‎是我白問了

372
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,880
‎我不懂這是怎麼回事

373
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,560
‎我的律師正在調查

374
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,280
‎-克里許很氣我
‎-瓊

375
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,960
‎-他昨晚離家出走了
‎-瓊

376
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,080
‎每個人都把我當禽獸看待

377
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,200
‎瓊，先暫時冷靜個幾分鐘

378
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,600
‎布魯圖思來幹嘛？

379
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,320
‎妳透露了演算法、伺服器、碳足跡

380
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,920
‎就是在開除珊迪的那一場戲裡

381
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,960
‎嚴格說來，妳違反了保密協議

382
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,360
‎什麼？這也太不公平了吧，那是…

383
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,640
‎那是莎瑪海耶克講的耶

384
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,120
‎董事會要開除妳

385
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,400
‎立刻生效

386
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,760
‎我是來陪妳收拾的

387
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,640
‎那好

388
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,200
‎女王，再見了

389
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,920
‎（串媒網執行長莫娜賈瓦第
‎大讚《瓊糟透了》）

390
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,120
‎莫娜

391
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,400
‎“我穿褲裝耶”

392
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,280
‎我查過了

393
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:21,480
‎不得不說，其實就法律層面而言

394
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,600
‎串媒網是可以這麼做的

395
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,440
‎什麼？

396
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:29,960
‎怎麼會？

397
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,000
‎相信我，我也跟妳一樣震驚

398
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,960
‎但那個節目用了我的人生
‎用了我的名字、我的生涯

399
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,640
‎都是我，他們用的是我，所以…

400
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,200
‎是妳把使用權給了他們

401
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,320
‎什麼？什麼時候？

402
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,520
‎使用者條款

403
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,720
‎我從來沒看過這個

404
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,800
‎妳有，只是沒看過印成白紙黑字的

405
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,280
‎在第一次註冊串媒網時
‎那些就會從妳的手機之類的跳出來

406
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,280
‎而妳也點了“同意”

407
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,920
‎什麼？我…

408
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,800
‎我哪…我哪可能知道這些？

409
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,800
‎我懂，不過妳確實同意了

410
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,120
‎所以他們就安全下莊了

411
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,680
‎不對…他們不能這樣對我

412
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,640
‎我有幾百種說法能告訴妳
‎他們絕對有權這樣對妳

413
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,800
‎那好，還有莎瑪海耶克

414
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,360
‎嗯，還蠻酷的

415
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,120
‎不是，我要告莎瑪海耶克

416
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,280
‎-告什麼？
‎-告她假冒我

417
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,560
‎她無權這麼做

418
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:37,920
‎那其實不是莎瑪海耶克

419
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,840
‎明明就是

420
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,560
‎不是，嚴格來說

421
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,680
‎節目使用了海耶克小姐的數位外觀

422
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,120
‎節目沒有實際拍攝她

423
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,400
‎她把肖像授權給節目使用

424
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,120
‎整個節目是用電腦動畫拍的

425
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,560
‎是用某種超先進換臉軟體

426
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,560
‎量子電腦之類的鬼東西生成的

427
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,960
‎他們還能讓莎瑪海耶克表演吹蕭

428
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,680
‎海耶克小姐應該是會反對

429
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,760
‎不過妳懂我意思就好

430
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,640
‎好，所以都是用電腦做的？

431
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,120
‎所以才能那麼快就上線

432
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,520
‎但他們怎麼會…

433
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,480
‎他們怎麼會知道我在做什麼？

434
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,800
‎事發同一天就播出了耶

435
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,680
‎這個嘛，有時妳把手機丟在桌上

436
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,480
‎人在廚房，跟朋友聊天

437
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,960
‎例如在聊鞋子除臭劑好了

438
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,520
‎之後用電腦時，會跳出什麼？

439
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,600
‎鞋子除臭劑廣告

440
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,240
‎然後收到電郵，又是鞋子除臭劑廣告

441
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,280
‎走在街上也都是鞋子除臭劑廣告

442
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,000
‎想躲也躲不掉，就是…

443
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,640
‎懂，所以呢？

444
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,080
‎他們就是這樣知道的

445
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,160
‎好，但是…

446
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:54,200
‎但這節目捏造我的事實，對吧？

447
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,800
‎到處加油添醋

448
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,240
‎醜化我實際的形象

449
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,640
‎所以這是誹謗

450
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,400
‎在第53頁第12節的地方

451
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,040
‎有寫到創作角色與對話

452
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,440
‎以求節目效果

453
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,520
‎幹！

454
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,440
‎我同意

455
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,920
‎我不得不說，這案子簡直滴水不漏

456
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,160
‎我的天啊

457
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,800
‎他們把妳吃得死死的

458
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,000
‎我建議妳假裝沒看到就好

459
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,800
‎這算哪門子建議？

460
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,640
‎我只有這種建議

461
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,280
‎我的天啊

462
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,040
‎好

463
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,880
‎你們好

464
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,680
‎你們好嗎？很好

465
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,800
‎幹！

466
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,920
‎不好意思，我們認識嗎？

467
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,920
‎這個節目用了我的人生
‎用了我的名字、我的生涯

468
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,720
‎是妳把使用權給了他們

469
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,480
‎什麼時候？怎麼給的？

470
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,120
‎使用者條款

471
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,320
‎我從來沒看過這個

472
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,640
‎-我要是簽過一定會記得
‎-這也太狠了

473
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,360
‎…我要是沒看就簽一定會知道

474
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,480
‎誰有時間全部看完啊？

475
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,920
‎不過妳確實同意了

476
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,880
‎-什麼？
‎-所以他們就安全下莊了

477
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,120
‎他們不能這樣對我

478
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,520
‎-是妳啊
‎-我能進去嗎？

479
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,480
‎請進

480
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,640
‎他們不能…

481
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,080
‎好了，抱歉

482
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,800
‎可憐的寶貝

483
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,440
‎親愛的

484
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320
‎沒事的

485
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,360
‎怎麼了？

486
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,400
‎我硬不起來

487
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,560
‎一定可以啦

488
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,280
‎要我用你最愛的下流玩法嗎？

489
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,080
‎這…

490
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,000
‎這實在太公開了

491
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,960
‎什麼意思？

492
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,320
‎這會上電視

493
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,800
‎可是那其實不是我們
‎只是電腦畫出來的人

494
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,080
‎-是莎瑪海耶克
‎-我知道

495
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,840
‎所以我會變
‎對莎瑪海耶克硬不起來的男人

496
00:31:54,920 --> 00:32:00,720
‎畢竟對妳硬不起來是一回事

497
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,920
‎但她是莎瑪海耶克耶，大家會笑話我

498
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,040
‎節目名稱叫《瓊糟透了》

499
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,440
‎你覺得我做何感想？

500
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,680
‎我當時說想跟妳復合…

501
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,360
‎你幾乎是求我跟你復合

502
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,960
‎但我沒同意要變成公眾人物

503
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,000
‎我也沒有啊

504
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,160
‎問題是妳明明就有啊

505
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,600
‎寫在使用者條款第58頁

506
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,800
‎剛才在節目上都說了

507
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,920
‎瓊，我每次都說要看完使用者條款

508
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,120
‎我可以告死凱特布蘭琪

509
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,120
‎告什麼？

510
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,600
‎告她假冒我

511
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,520
‎那其實不是凱特布蘭琪

512
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,880
‎節目使用了凱特布蘭琪的數位外觀

513
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,280
‎整個節目是用電腦動畫拍的

514
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,120
‎是用量子電腦生成的

515
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:10,000
‎他們還能讓她表演吹蕭

516
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,440
‎不過布蘭琪小姐本人應該是會反對

517
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,920
‎不過妳懂我意思就好

518
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,880
‎天啊

519
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,240
‎（超級瀉藥）

520
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,160
‎（警告：效果極強）

521
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:24,640
‎好

522
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:38,080
‎如果有人反對兩人成婚

523
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,040
‎請立刻表示意見

524
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,720
‎祝大家聖誕快樂！

525
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,280
‎我的天啊

526
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,720
‎妳幹什麼？

527
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,160
‎住手！

528
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,840
‎快把小朋友帶走

529
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,800
‎滾出去啦

530
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,640
‎有什麼好笑？

531
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,200
‎莎瑪海耶克一定會很不爽

532
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:17,920
‎為什麼？

533
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,520
‎你沒看過《瓊糟透了》嗎？

534
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,000
‎沒有，不過我加入片單了

535
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,040
‎敬請期待第四集，聽說會很勁爆

536
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,400
‎她的律師來了，已經辦好交保

537
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:33,840
‎妳可以走了

538
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,760
‎目前先這樣

539
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,400
‎妳好噁心

540
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,320
‎謝謝稱讚

541
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,640
‎…反對兩人成婚

542
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,800
‎請立刻表示意見

543
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,600
‎祝大家聖誕快樂

544
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:58,800
‎妳幹嘛？

545
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,040
‎我就算做惡夢也想像不到

546
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,520
‎竟然會看到自己在教堂公然排便

547
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:25,080
‎嚴格來說，那是瓊這個角色，不是妳

548
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,840
‎那這個角色是套上誰的臉？

549
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,760
‎你的還是我的？

550
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,200
‎妳的

551
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,960
‎是莎瑪海耶克的臉

552
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,600
‎那這樣是誰的屁眼在拉屎？

553
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,600
‎莎瑪海耶克的屁眼？

554
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,960
‎答對了

555
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,520
‎我是天主教徒

556
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,360
‎我的羅莎奶奶以前還想出家當修女

557
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,280
‎要是看到這個，說不定會暴斃

558
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,560
‎他們憑什麼

559
00:36:54,640 --> 00:37:00,760
‎用這個換臉妖孽害死我奶奶？

560
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,240
‎第39頁第8節

561
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,640
‎叫第8節來哈我屌啦

562
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,440
‎我根本不知道上面寫什麼

563
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:11,200
‎是妳和串媒網簽訂的肖像權使用合約

564
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,720
‎寫在第39頁第8節

565
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,840
‎明文涵蓋了瓊的所有行為

566
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,320
‎包含排便及更進一步的行為

567
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,160
‎比排便更進一步？

568
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,760
‎沒錯，上面就是這麼寫的

569
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,840
‎你也知道我不看這種廢話

570
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,720
‎我是個有閱讀障礙的優秀女星
‎英文程度也有點問題

571
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,120
‎-所以我才花大錢請你保護我
‎-是

572
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,400
‎難道我的屁眼沒有任何權利嗎？

573
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,680
‎-是，瞭解
‎-好吧

574
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,280
‎好吧

575
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,840
‎好

576
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,360
‎我們先冷靜一下

577
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,280
‎很好

578
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,840
‎動動腦，想辦法止血

579
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,800
‎好，你有什麼辦法

580
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,240
‎能把這個畫面
‎從世界上所有機器上刪掉？

581
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,920
‎沒辦法

582
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:05,920
‎好

583
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,760
‎那我只好退而求其次
‎對他們提起鉅額訴訟

584
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,040
‎我已經仔細查閱，也做過研究

585
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,040
‎我們在法律上站不住腳

586
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,840
‎絕對不可能告得成

587
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,680
‎那我就要告你

588
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,920
‎你出賣我

589
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,440
‎你這隻沒用又過譽的蛆蟲

590
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,560
‎給我把這個第8節

591
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,440
‎塞進你的屁眼吧

592
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:40,080
‎最好還被紙割破痔瘡，失血至死！

593
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:42,960
‎你被開除了

594
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,600
‎搞屁啊？

595
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,720
‎沒想到妳會真的跑來…

596
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,240
‎歡迎光臨寒舍

597
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,240
‎我知道妳很生氣

598
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,680
‎是嗎？

599
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,400
‎莎瑪海耶克，拜託別殺我

600
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,560
‎算妳好運，我是人道主義者

601
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,000
‎過來談談

602
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,920
‎搞屁啊？

603
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,080
‎-快點
‎-馬上來

604
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,800
‎我的天啊

605
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,680
‎太誇張了

606
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,920
‎這就說得通了，看看這堆垃圾

607
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,280
‎妳有什麼毛病？

608
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,640
‎妳一定要這麼噁心嗎？

609
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:03,400
‎這幾天很難熬，所以…

610
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,200
‎難熬到要在上帝的殿堂拉屎？

611
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,280
‎如果妳沒自尊，那是妳家的事

612
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,120
‎但妳竟敢褻瀆教堂

613
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,680
‎還褻瀆我的形象

614
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320
‎我不想被和妳聯繫在一起

615
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,600
‎我也不想和我聯繫在一起啊

616
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:24,480
‎他們拿我的人生
‎做成狗屁電腦動畫影集

617
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,040
‎我失去了未婚夫

618
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,360
‎丟掉了飯碗

619
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,560
‎他們讓我徹底曝光在世人面前

620
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,760
‎妳則簽約當了我的門面

621
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,920
‎妳也是共犯，應該是我對妳大聲才對

622
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,120
‎妳已經對我很大聲了

623
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,240
‎我就需要找人大小聲啊！

624
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,320
‎全部發洩在我身上也不公道

625
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,800
‎很抱歉我在教堂裡公然大便

626
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,360
‎好嗎？

627
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,680
‎但我是想要引起妳的注意

628
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,120
‎妳才會聯絡串媒網

629
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,520
‎要他們把節目停掉

630
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,560
‎我已經聯絡過了

631
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,360
‎-然後呢？
‎-他們說管我去死

632
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,440
‎真的假的？

633
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,000
‎妳敢相信嗎？

634
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,840
‎所以妳也阻止不了？

635
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,520
‎我還以為好不容易能控管自己的肖像

636
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,920
‎但那些王八蛋從頭到尾都在說謊

637
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,600
‎他們當初告訴我，這會是優質節目

638
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,160
‎我的確不認為這部影集
‎會媲美我演的《揮灑烈愛》

639
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,680
‎但也想像不到會是這個樣子

640
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,000
‎然後他們又說會縮小性別工資差距

641
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,400
‎放屁

642
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,400
‎我的酬勞只有喬治克隆尼的十分之一

643
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,360
‎不好意思
‎喬治克隆尼也會演出這個節目？

644
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,400
‎不會，他們要把他的臉
‎套到重啟的《湯瑪士小火車》上

645
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:46,960
‎等等

646
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,600
‎他們付妳多少錢？

647
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,520
‎沒半毛

648
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,080
‎-沒半毛？
‎-沒錯

649
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,880
‎這實在是天理不容

650
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,720
‎我們兩個都被玩了

651
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,720
‎妳覺得凱特布蘭琪會怎麼想？

652
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,160
‎我管她去死

653
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,480
‎這傢伙就是壞人

654
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,640
‎莫娜喬瓦尼

655
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,840
‎-是賈瓦第
‎-隨便啦

656
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,000
‎還有這個草莓網

657
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,320
‎是串媒網

658
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,320
‎他們把擁有百年歷史的電影

659
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,040
‎貶為小小一個應用程式

660
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:30,320
‎我想去把那台電腦搶過來

661
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,400
‎扯下電線

662
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,560
‎塞進它的屁眼裡

663
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,000
‎我們去摧毀那套系統

664
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,280
‎就是那個量子腦什麼的

665
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,600
‎好，就這麼辦

666
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,960
‎妳是駭客嗎？

667
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,280
‎不是…我是說直接摧毀實體

668
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,800
‎這邊說伺服器在莫娜賈瓦第辦公室外

669
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,720
‎所以我們就闖進去…

670
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,280
‎-懂嗎？
‎-她的辦公室在頂樓

671
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,200
‎我們又不會像蜘蛛人爬牆

672
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,680
‎不用，沒那個必要

673
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,520
‎因為妳可以從正門走進去

674
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,880
‎總不能大搖大擺走進去吧

675
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,800
‎妳可以

676
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,440
‎因為妳是莎瑪他媽的海耶克

677
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,240
‎謝謝

678
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,480
‎妳說得對

679
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,920
‎沒錯

680
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,840
‎我是莎瑪他媽的海耶克

681
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,320
‎（串媒網）

682
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,240
‎早安

683
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
‎嗨，海耶克小姐好

684
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,600
‎我跟莫娜賈瓦第有約

685
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,400
‎沒問題，我先…

686
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:58,800
‎我找不…

687
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,200
‎系統裡應該要有才對，請…

688
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,760
‎不好意思，能借用洗手間嗎？

689
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,800
‎當然可以，那邊請

690
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,160
‎那一間恐怕有點太大眾了

691
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,520
‎多虧貴公司的節目

692
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,840
‎現在每次有人看到我走進廁所

693
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:15,400
‎只會想到我屁股噴出的熱辣羊肉湯

694
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,200
‎瞭解

695
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,360
‎可以幫海耶克小姐刷過嗎？

696
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,880
‎穿過走廊右手邊有間私人廁所

697
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,600
‎謝謝

698
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,720
‎別擔心，我只是要小便

699
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,000
‎好

700
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:32,880
‎太好了

701
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,320
‎謝謝

702
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,160
‎一下就好，好，可以了

703
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,120
‎-在錄了嗎？
‎-對

704
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,040
‎很好

705
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,800
‎賈瓦第小姐

706
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,920
‎串媒網現在挺忙的

707
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,520
‎新節目吸引不少關注

708
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:54,600
‎就是說啊

709
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,320
‎-妳一定有不少疑問
‎-沒錯

710
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,560
‎露西，我正在接受採訪

711
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,840
‎我這件事可能有點重要

712
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,800
‎失陪一下

713
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,280
‎不好意思…什麼事？

714
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,800
‎莎瑪海耶克在樓下要見妳

715
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,520
‎我們早上不是叫她去死了嗎？

716
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,200
‎可能就是這個緣故吧

717
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,360
‎叫保全攆她出去啊

718
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,600
‎不好意思，她是新來的

719
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,040
‎不知道她能撐多久

720
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,240
‎繼續吧，剛才說到哪裡？

721
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,560
‎-《瓊糟透了》
‎-《瓊糟透了》

722
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,080
‎妳穿這是什麼？

723
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,240
‎偽裝啊

724
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,520
‎脫掉啦，別人會以為妳綁架我

725
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,440
‎好吧

726
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,240
‎-快點
‎-好啦

727
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,760
‎快

728
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:59,760
‎我們串媒網致力於創作新型態娛樂

729
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,440
‎這整層樓專供內容生成研發使用

730
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:08,280
‎實驗性娛樂、電腦生成素材

731
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,720
‎像是《瓊糟透了》

732
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,760
‎正是

733
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:16,480
‎-別吵
‎-製作那部劇的正是這台量子腦

734
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,440
‎它的本體就在那條走廊的左手邊

735
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,800
‎是某種量子電腦吧？

736
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,680
‎對，所以才會叫量子腦

737
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,240
‎它是個創意無窮的創作者

738
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:30,080
‎有能力將整個多重宇宙實體化

739
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,320
‎在那些電腦運算世界裡

740
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,840
‎拍攝、包裝、完整剪輯

741
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,720
‎通常要花好幾個月才能拍出…

742
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,520
‎《瓊糟透了》

743
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,480
‎真希望大家別再提這個片名了

744
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,560
‎我喜歡那張照片

745
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,080
‎海耶克演繹的角色
‎是根據瓊這個真人設計的吧？

746
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:49,880
‎對

747
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,840
‎為什麼要挑她？她有什麼特別的？

748
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,160
‎一點都沒有

749
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,400
‎我們要找的是平凡無奇的小人物

750
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,080
‎只是要測試系統

751
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,240
‎重點是《瓊糟透了》只是個開端

752
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,400
‎目標是發行量身訂做的獨特內容

753
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:11,080
‎給資料庫中8億名用戶觀賞

754
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,800
‎由我們的系統即時創作

755
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,920
‎各種最能引人共鳴的內容應有盡有

756
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,480
‎其實妳也有一部

757
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,280
‎我就是忍不住手癢

758
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,600
‎這是真的節目，週五就會上線

759
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,160
‎為什麼要用“糟透了”？

760
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,520
‎為什麼全都這麼負面？

761
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,080
‎這個問題問得好，法蒂瑪

762
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,000
‎我們找人試看過正面內容

763
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,120
‎結果發現受試者不買帳

764
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,360
‎無法和他們對自己的官能認知起共鳴

765
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,520
‎反而是在我們專注於他們較為貧弱

766
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,440
‎或是自私、懦弱的時刻

767
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,160
‎更能堅定他們最深的恐懼

768
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:57,120
‎讓他們陷入如癡如醉的恐懼狀態

769
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,680
‎令人無法自拔

770
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,040
‎觀眾真的會看到停不下來

771
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,520
‎我們去宰掉這個量子賤貨

772
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,640
‎-太棒了，謝謝
‎-妳要的資料都有了嗎？

773
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,320
‎她去哪了？她在哪？莎瑪人呢？

774
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,760
‎我讓她去上廁所了

775
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,040
‎找個人是有多難？隔間幾乎都是玻璃

776
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,240
‎你們能想想辦法嗎？

777
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,480
‎-找到了嗎？
‎-上鎖了

778
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:24,400
‎那邊

779
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,240
‎找到了

780
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,920
‎哇靠！這裡不准外人進入

781
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,160
‎我要叫保全了

782
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,080
‎你要是敢叫保全，我就折斷你的手

783
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,360
‎不要以為我不敢，我會折給你看

784
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,560
‎明白嗎？

785
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,760
‎明白，海耶克小姐

786
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,080
‎很好

787
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,520
‎要怎麼進去這裡面？

788
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,480
‎那是什麼？

789
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,080
‎《瓊糟透了》

790
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,880
‎可是那是我，應該要是…

791
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,800
‎她吧？

792
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,160
‎因為這個版本的《瓊糟透了》

793
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,480
‎是在妳下層的瓊所會看到的節目

794
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,800
‎什麼？在我下層的瓊？

795
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,040
‎妳不是瓊本人，原版瓊才是

796
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,680
‎瓊，這道門需要密碼

797
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,800
‎等等，先別吵

798
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,720
‎原版瓊？

799
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,480
‎對，妳只是其中一個瓊

800
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,000
‎原版瓊是誰？

801
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:17,920
‎正牌的瓊啊

802
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,760
‎妳看，那就是原版瓊

803
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,600
‎原版瓊？

804
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,040
‎我不是正牌的瓊？

805
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,080
‎妳是其中一個版本的瓊

806
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,720
‎用安妮墨菲的數位外觀套皮演出

807
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,720
‎安妮墨菲是誰？

808
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,720
‎一個女演員

809
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,080
‎妳看，眼熟嗎？

810
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,760
‎《富家窮路》，沒聽過？

811
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,920
‎非常好看

812
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,120
‎-妳是扮演瓊的一個改編版本
‎-不…

813
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,760
‎妳看，原版瓊生活在現實世界

814
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,920
‎原版瓊看《瓊糟透了》時

815
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,560
‎就會看到妳飾演她

816
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,320
‎那個節目就是我們所在的這個虛構界

817
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,120
‎-虛構界？
‎-對，虛構一界

818
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,880
‎我說過了
‎這是瓊的人生的一個改編版本

819
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,000
‎妳現在身處於節目裡

820
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,240
‎我身處於節目裡？

821
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,120
‎拜託喔，妳沒看過自己的住處嗎？

822
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,360
‎誰住得起那種地方？

823
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,920
‎一看就是電視節目樣本屋

824
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,400
‎看看我，麥可塞拉授權使用肖像

825
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:12,400
‎就像安妮墨菲授權在一界飾演瓊

826
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,360
‎莎瑪海耶克則授權在二界飾演瓊

827
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,320
‎也在一界這裡飾演她自己

828
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,440
‎我不是在飾演我自己

829
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,720
‎我就是我自己

830
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,400
‎但妳會這麼想也是正常

831
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,920
‎因為妳的程式碼
‎就是寫成要在這一界飾演妳自己

832
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:29,440
‎什麼？

833
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,200
‎我們不是在現實世界，這是虛構一界

834
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,920
‎我如果不在這裡，那又是在哪裡？

835
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,280
‎我哪知道海耶克小姐本人在哪
‎我又沒有監視她

836
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,840
‎她大概是在蘇黎世，或某個海灘上

837
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,440
‎-我不知道她在哪
‎-蘇黎世？

838
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,480
‎這個節目又不叫做

839
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,800
‎《莎瑪海耶克聽完解釋還一頭霧水》

840
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,120
‎-這是《瓊糟透了》，她的故事
‎-搞屁啊？

841
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,560
‎我是說她的本尊

842
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:51,960
‎而不是安妮墨菲

843
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,520
‎也就是原版瓊，那個住在…

844
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,280
‎謝天謝地

845
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,120
‎他有夠無聊

846
00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,800
‎煩死了

847
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,840
‎安妮墨菲，妳是我的英雄

848
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,440
‎妳去守門

849
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,360
‎我去幹掉那台雜碎電腦

850
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,040
‎-行程表上沒有她
‎-我知道…

851
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,760
‎快啊！幹掉那個量子賤貨

852
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,560
‎先等一下…

853
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:36,920
‎這台電腦裡有一個版本的妳在飾演我

854
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,120
‎又以為自己是真人？

855
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,160
‎對

856
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,160
‎-他們來了！動手！快
‎-住手

857
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:45,680
‎妳要是下手，就等於毀掉
‎所有上層虛構界裡的所有人

858
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,880
‎-妳這傢伙
‎-共有數十億條

859
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,160
‎自以為是真人的虛擬靈魂會死

860
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,680
‎妳真的想沾上那麼多血腥？

861
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,640
‎妳先定義“血”是什麼

862
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,960
‎這是量子電腦
‎我們對它的原理所知不多

863
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,360
‎基本上跟魔法差不多

864
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,680
‎我們現在所處的世界將會消失

865
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:03,720
‎我會死嗎？

866
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,040
‎瞬間喪命

867
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,720
‎把斧頭放下，安妮墨菲，立刻放下

868
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,800
‎-瓊，聽她的，聽話照做
‎-快放下

869
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,720
‎我不行

870
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,480
‎因為我現在既然站在這

871
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,640
‎就表示原版瓊在現實世界也站過這裡

872
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,480
‎-所以我的意願並不重要
‎-快進去

873
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,840
‎因為這一切在原版中都已經發生過了

874
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:25,440
‎這不是我做的決定

875
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,080
‎-而是瓊做的
‎-好

876
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,120
‎-我要動手了
‎-好吧，瓊

877
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,960
‎-她要動手了，瓊要動手了
‎-瓊，放下斧頭

878
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,680
‎不要啊！量子腦！

879
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,080
‎瓊！

880
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,000
‎我他媽的老天爺啊

881
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,040
‎差不多搞定了

882
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,160
‎-請問妳的大名是？
‎-安妮墨菲

883
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,680
‎好，我們說到哪了？

884
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,040
‎我又有交往對象了

885
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,720
‎但這次要慢慢來

886
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,920
‎挪出更多時間給自己

887
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,120
‎那妳感覺如何？

888
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,440
‎非常棒

889
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,880
‎自在獨處的感覺非常棒

890
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,000
‎工作呢？

891
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,960
‎我的工作已經沒那麼企業走向

892
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,080
‎不過我自己就是老闆

893
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,520
‎我對員工很好

894
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,200
‎我真的…

895
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,840
‎真的對我的事業很自豪，所以…

896
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,120
‎-我很為妳開心
‎-謝謝

897
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,120
‎那妳現在會不會已經感覺到…

898
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,280
‎是我自己人生中的主角嗎？

899
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,680
‎好像有那麼點感覺了

900
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,400
‎妳也不覺得受到太多拘束？

901
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,200
‎妳是指居家軟禁嗎？

902
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,040
‎時好時壞嘛

903
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,960
‎這大概也是預料當中的事

904
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:50,360
‎妳應該要鼓勵我吧

905
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,680
‎-那是什麼？
‎-我知道不好喝啦

906
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,160
‎瓊，妳好

907
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,280
‎安妮，妳好啊

908
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,480
‎-妳好嗎？
‎-很好

909
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,240
‎-老樣子？
‎-麻煩妳了

910
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,240
‎好

911
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,480
‎-我好想妳
‎-我也是，妳好嗎？

912
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,400
‎很好

913
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:19,160
‎（瓊咖啡）

914
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,160
‎字幕翻譯：韓仁耀

915
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,160
‎祝大家聖誕節快樂

916
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,360
‎抱歉，我懂，很噁

917
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:39,040
‎快出去

918
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,960
‎對不起