1 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,520 [glass cracks] 2 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,000 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 [panting] 4 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,760 [phone beeps] 5 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,840 [beeps] 6 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,560 -[man] Hey, Lacie! -Hey! [giggles] 7 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,720 [phone beeps] 8 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,520 [camera clicks] 9 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,320 ["send" alert plays] 10 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,920 [phone beeps] 11 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,440 [giggles] 12 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,680 [giggles] 13 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,240 [giggles] 14 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,920 [laughing hysterically] 15 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,080 [Lacie] Ryan? 16 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,720 [combat sounds on headset] 17 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,080 Ryan! 18 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,280 -[yells] -[explosion on headset] 19 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,040 -I was holding a bomb! -[man] Come on! 20 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,640 Sorry, guys. 21 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:31,400 Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on. 22 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,760 Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here. 23 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,200 [singsong] Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks. 24 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,320 Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go. 25 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,800 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 26 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,080 -Okay. -Now who's the slow poke? 27 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:54,600 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 28 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,760 [gunfire on headset] 29 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,840 Sorry, that was my sister. 30 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,600 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 31 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,240 [man] Jasmine tea? 32 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,000 [child giggles] 33 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,640 [phone beeps] 34 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,720 [man] And that's one Brushed Suede. 35 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,360 You want a cookie with that? 36 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,040 -It's on the house. -Sounds awesome. [giggles] 37 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,320 -[Lacie giggles] -[phone beeps] 38 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,160 -See you tomorrow, JJ. -See you, Lacie. 39 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,240 [laughs] 40 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,440 [gasps] Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 41 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,080 -Yeah, he's really something. -[laughs] 42 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,600 [phone beeps] 43 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,800 [chuckles softly] 44 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,080 [laughs] 45 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,640 [camera shutter clicks] 46 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,880 Hmm. 47 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,320 [phone beeps] 48 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,600 [phone beeps repeatedly] 49 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,000 [elevator bell dings] 50 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,520 Hey, Lacie! 51 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,960 -Bets, it's great to see you! -You too. 52 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,040 [Lacie giggles] 53 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,400 [cat meows] 54 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,800 [Lacie] How's Pancakes? 55 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:36,080 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 56 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,320 [both laugh] 57 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,280 -Are you still at Hoddicker? -Mm-hmm. 58 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,400 -Yeah. It's going pretty great. -Good to hear. 59 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,640 -So what brings you back here? -New job, first day. 60 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,160 -First day? -At Blankman-Harper. 61 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,080 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 62 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,520 -Well, good luck. -I know, right? [laughs] 63 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,920 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 64 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,240 -Well, maybe not forever. -No, not forever. 65 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,960 -But for now... -It's OK for now. 66 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,600 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 67 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,840 [chattering] 68 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,760 [phone ringing] 69 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,480 [phone beeps] 70 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,760 [beeping] 71 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,960 [waves crashing, seagulls squawk] 72 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,560 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 73 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,400 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 74 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,280 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 75 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,840 Sure. Okay. 76 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,000 [gasps] 77 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,160 Mmm! 78 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,280 [phone beeps] 79 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,600 Thank you. Thank you. 80 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,320 [whispers] We're kind of not talking to Ches. 81 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,440 -3.1? What happened? -Him and Gordon split up. 82 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:47,960 Oh... 83 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,920 -Poor Ches. -No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 84 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,680 Sure! Obviously. 85 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,280 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 86 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,760 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 87 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,720 [phone beeps] 88 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,440 [both gasp] 89 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,120 [phone beeps] 90 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,080 [phone beeping] 91 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,200 [ringtone chiming] 92 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,080 [Lacie] Hello? 93 00:08:34,159 --> 00:08:37,080 -[Ryan] Yo, they're taking it. -Who? 94 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,400 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 95 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,520 Okay. 96 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:48,560 So, now we move into the light space area. 97 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:52,520 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 98 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,560 -Great food, great company. -Mm-hmm! 99 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,720 -[phone beeps] -Whoa! [laughs] 100 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,280 [woman] Sampled your photo stream to make her. 101 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,840 Great hair! 102 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,960 [woman] Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 103 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,920 Oh, my God. [giggles] 104 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,160 [Lacie] It's hilarious! 105 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,880 [woman] You like him? 106 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,000 -He's okay. -He doesn't come with the apartment. 107 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,560 [both laugh] 108 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,320 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 109 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,520 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 110 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,640 Uh-huh. 111 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,160 [woman] I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 112 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:42,360 -So don't delay if you're interested. -Oh, I'm more than interested. 113 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,240 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 114 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,760 we're talking... this much. 115 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,040 -How often are the payments? -That's weekly. 116 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,400 -Okay. -[woman laughs] 117 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,840 -A little more than expected? -Yeah. 118 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,120 There's options. 119 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,600 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 120 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:05,400 -Do I qualify for that? -No. No, you don't. 121 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,600 We'd need you around a 4.5. 122 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,600 4.5? 123 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,840 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 124 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,760 -4.5. -That's right. 125 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,800 [sighs] 126 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,760 [laughs] 127 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,000 [sighs] 128 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,800 [laughter] 129 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,320 [beeps] 130 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,040 [laughs softly] 131 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:21,640 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 132 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:26,640 -A lifestyle community. -No one is this happy. 133 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,160 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 134 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,880 It's actually a pretty cool place. 135 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,040 Like you'd even qualify. 136 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,200 There's nothing I can do, sir. 137 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,720 [man] Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 138 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,280 That's the sense you get just from... me? 139 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,960 From your rep report analytics. 140 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,600 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 141 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,160 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 142 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,160 You see, even-- 143 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,400 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 144 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,440 -Great little uptake there. -Okay. 145 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,800 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 146 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,720 Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs] 147 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,760 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 148 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,880 Let me zoom out here. 149 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,160 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 150 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,800 -Healthy inner circle. It's good. -Thank you. [giggles] 151 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,440 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 152 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,480 How long do you think? 153 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,680 -To hit 4.5? -Mm-hmm. 154 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,760 Well, barring a major setback, 155 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,000 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 156 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:47,480 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. [laughs] 157 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,840 Then you'll need a boost. 158 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,920 -What kind of a boost? -Well... 159 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,160 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 160 00:12:56,240 --> 00:13:00,680 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid- to low-range folks. 161 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,120 Same with your outer circle. 162 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,400 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 163 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,360 but there's not much else. 164 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,160 At least as far as I can see. 165 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,000 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 166 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,240 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 167 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,720 -Quality people? -High fours. 168 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:22,360 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 169 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,080 and there's your boost. 170 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,120 [phone beeps] 171 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,800 [panting] 172 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,640 -Oh, hi, JJ! -Hey, Lacie! 173 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,800 -Keith! Hello. -Lacie! 174 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 -[Keith] You look great today. -Thank you! 175 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,880 -Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. -Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 176 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,880 I just need some stars, please! 177 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,120 Fuck! 178 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,960 [elevator bell dings] 179 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,320 -Oh, hi! -Hi! 180 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,680 -How's it going at Blankman? -Just great. 181 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:16,960 -Well, I bet you work... good there. -Thank you. 182 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,280 Would you like a croissant? 183 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,480 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 184 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,680 -Oh, no, I already ate. -Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 185 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,000 Yeah. 186 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,640 -[elevator bell dings] -Well, here's me, so... 187 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,680 -[giggles] -[phones beep] 188 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,160 Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 189 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:51,680 High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 190 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,000 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 191 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:57,520 -That's time up, I'll catch you later. -Oh, could I just ask-- 192 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,760 [phone chirps] 193 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,280 [beeping] 194 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,480 [camera clicks] 195 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:55,960 [chirps] 196 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:05,000 [mutters] ..."Mr. Rags." 197 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,640 [exhales] 198 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,400 [sighs] 199 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,080 [beeps] 200 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,760 [laughs] 201 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,520 [gasps] 202 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,920 Shit! 203 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,880 -What the fuck is that? -Tapenade. Want some? 204 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,640 Who even are you? 205 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,200 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 206 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,560 [phone beeps] 207 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,000 [gasps] 208 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,079 Oh, my God. 209 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,240 -What is it? -Naomi! 210 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,040 Shit! 211 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:19,319 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 212 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,440 Ryan, just go! Go! 213 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:32,240 [Lacie] Oh, my God! Nay-Nay, how are you? [giggles] 214 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,640 I was just fixing myself a snack. 215 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:39,560 Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 216 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,400 -Me too. It's been... -Too long. 217 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,080 -Way too long. -And that's my fault. 218 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,280 -No, it's mine. Everything is just so... -Everything's just so... 219 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:50,640 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 220 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,200 When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 221 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,200 I know, Mr. Rags! 222 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,200 I just had to call 223 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,520 and talk to you because... 224 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,520 Whoo-hoo! 225 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,560 [screams, laughs] 226 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,840 Wow! That's a... big ring! [laughs] 227 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,760 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 228 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,360 He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 229 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,200 I know you're gonna love him. 230 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,360 Uh-huh. 231 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,120 So, anyways, the big day... 232 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,360 Yes, when is it? 233 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,880 So, we're getting married in a month 234 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,040 on his family's estate 235 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,320 up here on the island. 236 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,120 This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 237 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200 No, but... 238 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,120 Well, it's a private island. 239 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,440 [singsong] Take a looooook! 240 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,720 Oh, wow! That is... [giggles] 241 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:43,200 I know, right? So... can you make it? 242 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,720 Are you kidding? Of course. 243 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,680 Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 244 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,200 Lace, do you think... 245 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,720 Would you be my maid of honour? 246 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,440 Seriously? 247 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,600 Oh, my God. 248 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,240 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 249 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:11,000 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 250 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,760 -I know but we haven't s-- -I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 251 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,360 All the memories. It just brought things home. 252 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,520 Oh, Nay-Nay. 253 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,200 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 254 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,040 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 255 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:31,760 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 256 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,600 I want you by my side. 257 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,200 Oh, my God. Thank you. 258 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,120 What do I have to... 259 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,480 Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 260 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,600 Speech? Of course! 261 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,360 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 262 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,880 Oh, my gosh, like... [sings] hundreds! 263 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,480 It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 264 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,480 Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 265 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,600 but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 266 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,960 Uh-huh. 267 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:08,240 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. [giggles] 268 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,400 Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 269 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:15,000 -Sure. -How we were, any old things. 270 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,080 -Gotcha. -I'll ping you some anecdotes. 271 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,320 -That would be great. -And what's your dress size? 272 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,560 Oh, um... 273 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,720 I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 274 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,080 -Perfect. -We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 275 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,960 Well, anyway... 276 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,520 [both scream] 277 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,520 [both laugh] 278 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,720 Love you, Lay. 279 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,040 You too, Nay-Nay! [giggles] 280 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:36,920 Oh! 281 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,680 Bye. 282 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,480 [laughs nervously] 283 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,800 [beeping] 284 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,520 [sighs] 285 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,640 What was that? The F-word? 286 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,920 You two pussy pals now? 287 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,880 [sighs] Shut up. 288 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,240 -She was always mean to you. -No, she wasn't. 289 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,000 -She had that rhyme about you. -That was a game. 290 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,440 -What about when she cut your hair? -I asked her to. 291 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,080 She fucked Greg. 292 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:10,120 She... did not fuck Greg. [laughs] 293 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,000 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 294 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,760 [man] Okay. 295 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,720 Impressive. 296 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:36,120 -Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. -Mm-hmm. 297 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,600 [phone rings] 298 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,920 [woman] Pelican Cove. 299 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,120 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 300 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,960 That's fantastic! 301 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,920 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 302 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,840 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 303 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,120 -Well, okay. -Yes! 304 00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:00,600 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 305 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:07,680 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 306 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,200 But as I stand here today... 307 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:18,560 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 308 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,280 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 309 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,360 [laughs] 310 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,480 Nay-Nay, 311 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,720 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 312 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:40,000 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 313 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:47,960 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. [giggles] 314 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,200 He sits on my desk and... 315 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,920 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 316 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,680 What she meant to me then and now. 317 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,880 I am so honored to be here 318 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:14,040 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 319 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,960 I love you, Nay-Nay. 320 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,240 Is the tear too much? 321 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,160 -You fucking sociopath. -[phone beeps] 322 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:31,240 -Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? -What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 323 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,200 I do keep him on my desk. 324 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,120 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 325 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,000 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 326 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,000 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 327 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,160 that's just a bonus. 328 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,520 -Naomi and I were best friends. -[laughing] Come on... 329 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,480 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 330 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,000 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 331 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,480 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 332 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,400 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 333 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,480 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 334 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,160 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 335 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,480 Pelican Cove higher? 336 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,400 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 337 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,400 -They are fake-smile jail cells. -[phone beeps] 338 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,520 Great. Car cancelled. 339 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,360 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 340 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,080 -Great job. -I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 341 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:25,200 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 342 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,280 I need my charger. 343 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,800 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who-- 344 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,040 -Have you seen my charger? -...only pretend to be happy. 345 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,880 I said don't borrow this! 346 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,080 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 347 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,800 My car is here. Again. 348 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,000 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 349 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,480 Like, what if this doesn't work? 350 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,520 -Can't you just stay out of my shit? -You're my sister! 351 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,360 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 352 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,360 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 353 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,040 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 354 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:03,600 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 355 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,720 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 356 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,160 Good luck with your performance! 357 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,360 [door closes] 358 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,800 [door opens] 359 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:29,960 [grunts] 360 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,160 [phone beeps] 361 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,200 [door slams] 362 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,000 -[door rattles] -[phone beeps] 363 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:46,200 -[horn honks] -Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 364 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,680 -Jesus Christ! -Oh, I'm so sorry. 365 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,800 That's great. Just great. 366 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,280 [phone beeps] 367 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,800 -[sighs] -[horn honks] 368 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,880 Oh... Hi. 369 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,640 [ringtone chimes] 370 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,040 Nay-Nay! [giggles] 371 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,160 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 372 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,360 I'm on my way to the airport right now. [giggles] 373 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,720 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 374 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,600 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 375 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,520 -Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? -Mm-hmm. In my case. [giggles] 376 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,880 -I love the pink. -Uh-huh. 377 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,960 So the latest draft of the speech is great. 378 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,000 Going handwritten's so cool. 379 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,640 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 380 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,240 -Oh, thank you! -Um... just one thought. 381 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,320 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 382 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,560 -You think that's a little... -A little over-sharing, yeah. 383 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,600 You're so right. It's gone. 384 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,560 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 385 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,520 ♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪ 386 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,880 [screams] 387 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,520 [laughs] 388 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,560 -And here's your tip. [giggles] Thank you. -[phone beeps] 389 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,360 Oh, come on. 390 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,840 [woman on loudspeaker] May I have your attention, please... 391 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,960 -Hi there, how are you doing? -I am wonderful. 392 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,080 [laughs] 393 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,600 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 394 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,040 -No. No, no, no. -Customer incident at the other end. 395 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,440 But... So when is the next flight? 396 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,520 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 397 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,200 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 398 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,360 -I'm sorry. -I have to get there. I have to. 399 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,280 Okay-- let's see what we can do. 400 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,400 Thank you. Thank you so much. 401 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,000 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 402 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,680 -[sighs] -Uh... 403 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,280 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 404 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,280 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 405 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,640 -Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. -Uh-huh. 406 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,800 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 407 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,080 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 408 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just-- 409 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,240 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 410 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,360 -But it's so close. -There's just nothing I can do. 411 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,120 -Christ, I mean, surely. -I'm gonna have to ask you 412 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,200 to moderate your language there. 413 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,600 Sorry. It's just... 414 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,560 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 415 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,560 And I am so sorry about that. 416 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,400 -Can you call the supervisor? -I cannot do that. 417 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,040 -Can you just call the supervisor? -I cannot do that. 418 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,960 -Call the fucking supervisor! -Okay, that's profanity. 419 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,640 -We're zero tolerance on profanity. -I'm sorry. It's just-- 420 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,960 -I have to serve the next customer. -No, no, no, no. 421 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,160 -Can you step away, ma'am? -God, just fucking help me! 422 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240 Ooh. 423 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,240 [phones beep] 424 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,640 I'm so sorry. 425 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,720 -I've called security. -Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 426 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,640 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 427 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,280 -What's the issue here, Hannah? -Intimidation and profanity. 428 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,680 -Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. -Don't speak, ma'am. 429 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,480 -I was just trying to-- -Ma'am. 430 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,080 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 431 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,400 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 432 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,400 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 433 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,320 -This is a temporary measure. -[gasps] No! 434 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,040 -Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. -No, no, no. But I need it now. 435 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,560 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 436 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,680 Times two? 437 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 438 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,840 I'm on double damage? 439 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,000 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 440 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,680 [phone beeps] 441 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,280 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 442 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,360 [chattering] 443 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,480 [baby crying] 444 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,160 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 445 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,000 -Thank you. -Hope you're having a great night. 446 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,760 -It's pretty good. -So I need a car. 447 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,920 -You got a vehicle in mind? -Anything, really. 448 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,640 Well, due to your current ranking, 449 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,480 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 450 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,440 -Yep. That's... Yeah. -I-Cruiser 2? 451 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,520 They still have the 2? 452 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,200 [alarm beeps] 453 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,040 [beeping] 454 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,640 -[woman speaking driver alert in Czech] -Oh, God. 455 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,880 [woman repeating driver alert in Czech] 456 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,240 [beep, wipers creaking] 457 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:39,800 [woman repeating driver alert in Czech] 458 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,240 -[music on TV] -Oh, come on. 459 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,040 Uh... 460 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,920 [men speaking Czech on TV] 461 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 -[beeping] -Damn it! 462 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,080 [laughs] 463 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,720 [sighs] 464 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,320 [Czech dialogue continues] 465 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,560 [engine sputters] 466 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,560 [engine starts] 467 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:22,000 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 468 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:26,040 [sobs] started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 469 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,920 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 470 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:38,560 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 471 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,080 -[ringtone plays] -[woman speaking Czech] 472 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,400 -Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. -[Naomi] How far away are you? 473 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,920 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 474 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,520 -What? -Well, not missed it but... 475 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,440 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 476 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,800 -No. -Lacie! 477 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,720 I am so sorry. It's been... [groans] 478 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,680 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 479 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,600 Driving? That's like nine hours. 480 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,000 I'm making good time, 481 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,520 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. [laughs] 482 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,960 Is everything okay? 483 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,720 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 484 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,720 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 485 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,200 Ha ha ha! 486 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,320 Okay, just drive safe! 487 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,000 -[girls squealing] -You bet. I'll just-- 488 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,200 [phone beeping] 489 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,520 [phone beeps] 490 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,520 Come on. 491 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,040 Come on. 492 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,400 Please. 493 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,560 -[phone beeps] -[sighs] 494 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,120 Okay. 495 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,960 [yawns] 496 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,800 [woman speaking Czech] 497 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,440 -What do you want? -[woman speaking Czech] 498 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,159 [beeping] 499 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,120 [woman speaking Czech] 500 00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:29,159 -Oh, shit. -[woman's speaking tempo slows] 501 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,280 Hi. Sorry. 502 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,640 [woman moaning] 503 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,120 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 504 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,760 -Don't see those around much these days. -It's a rental. 505 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,800 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 506 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,560 No. Do you have one? 507 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,320 -Not in here. Ask around. -Thanks, anyway. 508 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,440 You're super helpful. 509 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,640 [phone beeps] 510 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,840 [phone beeps] 511 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,960 [gasps] 512 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,240 Two stars?! 513 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,520 Two stars? 514 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,720 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 515 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,160 [Lacie] Sir, excuse me. 516 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,920 Excuse me, sorry. 517 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,680 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 518 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:08,400 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 519 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,480 Sure. 520 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,400 Great. 521 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,120 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 522 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,440 I have a rental car. It's... 523 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,680 [grunting] 524 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:11,240 -Slow down. Let's give her a ride. -[man] She's, like, 2.8. 525 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,120 [phone beeps] 526 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,440 Come on! 527 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,560 [phone beeps] 528 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,280 I didn't even do anything! 529 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,680 You look like you need a ride. 530 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,480 Um... 531 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,360 Actually, I'm okay. 532 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:59,000 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 533 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,320 Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey. Help yourself. 534 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,240 I'm okay. Thanks. 535 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,680 Where are you headed? 536 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:15,560 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. [laughs] 537 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,080 Checking my feed for danger signs? 538 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:34,160 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 539 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,440 -You seem... -Normal? 540 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,720 -Yeah. -Thank you. 541 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,800 It took some effort. What happened to you? 542 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,560 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 543 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,240 That's not-- This is temporary. 544 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,440 -I'm gonna turn it around. -Uh-huh. 545 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,680 -I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. -Nice. 546 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,320 Wanna hear my speech? 547 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,120 No. 548 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,120 So how come you're a 2.8? 549 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,640 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 550 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,320 and they put me on double damage. 551 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,560 -How did it feel? -Awful. 552 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,880 I meant the yelling. 553 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,800 I don't know. I was mad. 554 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,880 Look at where it got me. 555 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:31,040 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 556 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,520 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 557 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,600 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 558 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,880 so that velocitates my arc. 559 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,560 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 560 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,200 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 561 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,480 God, you remind me of me. 562 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,000 -Hmm. -Not now. 563 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,560 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 564 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,360 -4.6? -Used to live for it. 565 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,960 All the work I put in... 566 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,120 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 567 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:16,440 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 568 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,000 I'm so sorry. 569 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,440 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 570 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,760 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 571 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,320 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 572 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,960 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 573 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,800 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 574 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,600 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 575 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,720 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 576 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,480 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 577 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,480 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 578 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,960 Tom was a 4.3. 579 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,440 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 580 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,600 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 581 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,000 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 582 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,560 Just drop it out there. 583 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,120 People don't always like that. 584 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,400 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 585 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,160 when you start doing that. 586 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:30,760 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 587 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:37,080 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 588 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,160 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 589 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,720 Shedding those fuckers. 590 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,480 It was like taking off tight shoes. 591 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,160 -Maybe you should try it? -Oh, come on. [laughs] 592 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,520 Why not? 593 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:57,240 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 594 00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,680 -You won't know unless you try. -Oh, that's just... 595 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,000 Look, you had something with your life, 596 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:11,760 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 597 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,400 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 598 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,320 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 599 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,840 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 600 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:30,040 -And what is "that"? -I don't know. Enough. To be content? 601 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:36,400 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 602 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,000 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 603 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:49,360 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 604 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,280 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 605 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,080 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 606 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:03,120 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 607 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,200 I do not mean that how it sounds. 608 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,240 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 609 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,360 -Sweetheart. -[gasps] What time is it? 610 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,680 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 611 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,840 -Where are we? -About 30 miles from Port Mary. 612 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,160 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 613 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,480 -Well, thank you. -Good luck with your speech. 614 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,160 [laughs] 615 00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,880 I put a little something in there for you. 616 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:03,000 -You did? -Emergency escape hatch! 617 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,720 Bye. 618 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,760 [Lacie] In this world, we're all so caught up... 619 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,000 -[door opens] -...in our own dramas. 620 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,240 -[girl] So, Dad was like... -It's easy to forget what matters. 621 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,520 [girl] He'd never even heard of the show. 622 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,880 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 623 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,600 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 624 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,600 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 625 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,840 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 626 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,160 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary. 627 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,840 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 628 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,760 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 629 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,880 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 630 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,760 -[toilet flushes] -He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 631 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,240 -[girl 1] See you back on there. -[girl 2] Okay. 632 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,840 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 633 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,880 -You're into Sea of Tranquillity? -Totally. 634 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,480 I was all set to go. 635 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:18,280 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 636 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640 Well, there's some space in the RV. 637 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,600 -Hi. -Hey! 638 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,760 -You're a Trank head, huh? -Sorry? 639 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,080 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 640 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,720 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 641 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,360 -Who's your favourite character? -Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 642 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,200 -She's awesome. -She? 643 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,480 He! I misspoke. 644 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,240 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 645 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,840 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 646 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,880 -[ringtone playing] -Excuse me. Gotta get this. 647 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,640 My friend, at the convention. [giggles] 648 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,720 Hi, Nay! [laughs] 649 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:09,080 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 650 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,680 [Naomi] Don't come. 651 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:14,280 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 652 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,320 Don't come. I don't want you here. 653 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,920 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 654 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,280 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 655 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,600 Well, the wedding's today so... 656 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,160 -But it doesn't change anything. -Lacie... 657 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,360 -I can still do the same speech. -Lacie... 658 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,680 -And there's Mr. Rags! -No! 659 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,360 But... But you invited me. 660 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,040 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 661 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,480 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 662 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,200 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 663 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,200 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 664 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,360 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 665 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,760 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 666 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,800 played fantastically on all the simulations we ran. 667 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,080 Forecast was a prestige bounce of .2 minimum. 668 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,680 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 669 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,400 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 670 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,600 That just plays badly for us. 671 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,080 So it was just about numbers for you? 672 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,240 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 673 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,200 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 674 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,280 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 675 00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,720 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 676 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,080 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 677 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,760 -That's right. I'm doing my speech. -No, you're not. 678 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:35,200 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 679 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,280 -Weep their fucking eyes out! -Go home! 680 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,320 -[phone beeping] -Hello? 681 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,960 [sighs] Fuck! 682 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,800 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 683 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,560 [tyres screech] 684 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,200 [shouts] Hope they cancel it! 685 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,800 -[horn honks] -I need a ride! 686 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,320 [shouts] 687 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:19,040 -[phone beeping] -Fuck! 688 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,160 Jesus! 689 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,440 [engine roars] 690 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,240 Hey! Hey! 691 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,880 Hey! 692 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,240 -Can I borrow your bike? -What? 693 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,440 Can I borrow your bike? 694 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:56,440 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 695 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,440 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 696 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,400 To love him, comfort him, 697 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,080 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 698 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,560 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 699 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,520 [cheering and applause] 700 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,720 [indistinct radio chatter] 701 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,720 [revs engine] 702 00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,120 [screams] 703 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,280 [applause] 704 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,400 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 705 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,000 [cheering] 706 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,480 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 707 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,040 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 708 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,360 [laughter] 709 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,280 -Pow! Pow! Pow! -Oh! Oh! Oh! [laughs] 710 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,960 [Paul] He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 711 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,080 Oh, gosh, well, um... 712 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,240 [gasps] Shit! 713 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,720 [Paul] We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 714 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,600 -[cheering] -But, of course, 715 00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,680 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 716 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,040 are to someone who's my best friend, 717 00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:03,160 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 718 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,760 -Naomi! -[cheering and whooping] 719 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:13,080 -[cheering] -[Paul] One, two, three! Naomi! 720 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,360 -[man] The A Team! -[phone beeps] 721 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,800 I love you so much, darl. 722 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,400 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 723 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,440 [man] Congratulations, sir. 724 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,320 -Thank you. -No, thank you. 725 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,480 -[whooping] -Get over here! 726 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,080 Get your ass over here. 727 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,760 -Get in here, big boy. -[phones beep] 728 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,880 -You're beautiful! -[cheering] 729 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,760 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 730 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,240 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 731 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,000 [giggles nervously] 732 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,400 Everybody, hello! 733 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,520 -Oh, my God. -I love you. 734 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,320 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 735 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,040 Thank you. [giggles] 736 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,520 -Get rid of her. -That would play awful. 737 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,840 She's a fucking 1.1. 738 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:10,280 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 739 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,320 my name is Lacie Pound 740 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,240 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 741 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,960 Hi, Nay-Nay! 742 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,280 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 743 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,160 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 744 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,640 -Pretty big deal. -[camera shutter clicks] 745 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:33,360 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 746 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,440 [laughs] Uh... 747 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,920 Anyway, um... I... 748 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:46,000 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 749 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,960 We met when we were five years old, 750 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,200 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 751 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,160 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 752 00:52:55,240 --> 00:53:01,520 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. [laughs] 753 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,160 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 754 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:09,920 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 755 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,920 Go on. 756 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,840 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 757 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,440 Whoo! 758 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,960 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 759 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,560 You know, fuck the planet! [laughs] 760 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,040 -[shouts] Fuck the planet! -[feedback] 761 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,600 [crockery rattles] 762 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,880 -[phone beeps] -Anyway... 763 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:38,920 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 764 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,280 which meant she was looking down on me. 765 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:48,120 Always with a smile though. [laughs] 766 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:52,760 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 767 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:58,120 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 768 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,760 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 769 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:09,480 She had this tight ass, 770 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,680 like two fists. 771 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,440 Uh-huh. 772 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,560 [giggles] I was all like... 773 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,760 [giggles] 774 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,680 I was like... 775 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,600 through the hallways in high school. 776 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,160 [cackling] 777 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,440 [phones beep] 778 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,840 [cries] 779 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,720 And she was there for me. 780 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,600 Holding my hair back... 781 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:56,480 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 782 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,560 Thank you for that, Naomi. 783 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,480 I always wished I was you. 784 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,040 And... 785 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,360 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 786 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,520 Until you got your new job 787 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:27,560 and your fancy new friends. 788 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,880 And that... 789 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,760 [laughs] 790 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,960 ...fucking... jackhole! 791 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,240 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 792 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:46,680 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 793 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,520 -[phones beeping] -I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 794 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,280 -[crowd gasps] -Stay back. 795 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,760 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 796 00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,680 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 797 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,000 [gasps] 798 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,520 [gasps] Time's nearly up! 799 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,720 -Hey! Calm down. -I... 800 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:10,800 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 801 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,280 -let's not forget what matters. -It's okay. It's okay. 802 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:20,840 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 803 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,440 She... She fucked Greg! 804 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,960 I know she did. 805 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,920 -I know you did. -No... 806 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,280 Don't even try to deny-- 807 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,680 -[screams] -[feedback screeches] 808 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:43,120 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 809 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,880 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 810 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,000 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 811 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:55,600 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 812 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:59,240 [cries] And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 813 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:05,360 [screams] I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 814 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,720 I love you! 815 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,040 [camera shutter clicking] 816 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,520 [whirring] 817 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,360 [breathes deeply] 818 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,840 [sobs] 819 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,320 [laughs] 820 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,720 What the fuck are you looking at? 821 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,840 Just what I was wondering. 822 00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,120 Well... 823 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,000 Don't! 824 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,720 Don't? Don't wonder? 825 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:06,960 Uh-huh. 826 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:12,680 -It would be a dull world without wonder. -I don't give a shit about your world. 827 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,440 I don't like your brassiere. 828 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,320 I don't like your moustache. 829 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,520 I don't like your aura. 830 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,840 -My aura? -Yeah. 831 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,360 I don't like your... head. 832 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,120 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 833 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,360 Really? 834 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:41,240 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 835 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,800 You sound like a lost little lamb 836 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,360 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 837 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,320 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 838 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,000 to brew you up in the womb? 839 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,760 At least I look like I was born, 840 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:58,320 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 841 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,080 You got tossed out of that lab. 842 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,640 -Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah, flushed out. 843 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,560 -Ooh! -In the trash! 844 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:09,200 -Your face is a fucking... -Fucking. 845 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,160 Fucking biological car crash 846 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,240 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 847 01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,800 "Well, that just don't make sense." 848 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,600 [laughs] 849 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,280 -You're a fucking asshole. -Fuck you! 850 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,040 -Fuck you next Wednesday. -Fuck you for Christmas! 851 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:28,960 -Fuck you! -Fuck you!