1 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,720 -[man] Captain Daly. -Report. 2 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,120 A non-federation vessel jumped straight out of white space right in front of us. 3 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,800 -Valdack. -That can't be. 4 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,360 My data scan indicates a heavily armored Gorgan Dreadnought, 5 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,040 vessel ID number 9864321. 6 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,360 Thank you, Dudani. Valdack must have hijacked it from the Fermi hub 7 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,840 and tracked our position. 8 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,040 -Tulaska, shield status? -Shields 100%. 9 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,320 -Helmsman Packer? -Captain. 10 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,400 -Prime rear thrusters. -Rear thrusters primed. 11 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,680 [Walton] If that's Valdack, he'll rip us to shreds. 12 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,640 Captain, we have to surrender. There's no other way. 13 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,760 Let's not lose our heads, Lieutenant Walton. 14 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,880 [zapping] 15 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,400 -Shields at 68%. -[alarm wailing] 16 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,560 Heavy damage reported, decks six through ten. 17 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,280 Fires in med center and major rupture to cargo bay Alpha. 18 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,240 We've got no choice! 19 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,720 Do you want me to open comms with Valdack's craft, Captain? 20 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,320 -Negative. -[zapping] 21 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,080 [all groan] 22 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,800 -Shields at 54%. -There's no way out. 23 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,840 -Captain, please. -[Daly] Not now, Walton. 24 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:35,000 Helmsman Packer, take us into that asteroid gas cluster. 25 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,440 -Into the cluster? -That's suicide, sir. 26 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:38,960 It is our only chance. 27 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,040 [Daly] That gas cluster is charged with ionized pyron particles. 28 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,480 If our shields hold, we can use them to increase our photon intensity. 29 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,320 Packer, increase thrusters. 30 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,560 [engine thrusts] 31 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,240 [Tulaska] Shields at 43%. 32 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,040 It'll tear the ship apart, Captain! 33 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,720 Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer. Act accordingly. 34 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,960 -Shields at 32%. -Valdack's not following. 35 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,520 Packer, turn us around. 36 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,840 [engine rumbles] 37 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,120 -[Daly] Tulaska, charge photon bolts. -Bolts charged, Captain. 38 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,400 -Fire! -[zapping] 39 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,280 His hull's breached, shields gone. He's defenseless. 40 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,280 -Lieutenant Lowry, open comms. -He's already hailing us, Captain. 41 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,600 -[Daly] On screen. -[bleeps] 42 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:32,720 Captain Daly, may you drown in the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes! 43 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,800 [Daly] You are defeated, Valdack. 44 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,960 Return the plasmorthian crystal and we'll cause you no more damage. 45 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,600 You must think me a fool, Captain! 46 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,160 I know the crystal's capabilities, and I will die before I give it up! 47 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,000 I gave you a chance, Valdack, showed you mercy. 48 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,720 -Reflect on that while you can. -[yells] 49 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,360 -Close comms. -[bleeps] 50 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,240 -Tulaska, destroy his ship. -Yes, Captain. 51 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,600 [bleeping] 52 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,560 [zaps] 53 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,280 -That was incredible, Captain. -You saved our lives. 54 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,480 [Walton] I'm so sorry I lost it back there, Captain. 55 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,720 Not for the first time, Walton. 56 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,520 And I should know by now never to doubt you. 57 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,000 -[alarm beeps] -[Walton] Please forgive me. 58 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:15,960 At ease, Walton. 59 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,680 Captain, sensors indicate an escape pod ejected 60 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,640 from Valdack's ship before detonation. 61 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,720 He's escaping with the crystal. 62 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,840 You want me to plot a pursuit course, Captain? 63 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,360 No. 64 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,720 We'll let him go... for now. 65 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:37,400 -Great decision-making, Captain. -Three cheers for Captain Daly. 66 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,480 -Hip hip. -[all] Hooray! 67 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:41,400 -Hip hip. -[all] Hooray! 68 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,560 -Hip hip. -[all] Hooray! 69 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:47,840 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 70 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:53,440 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 71 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,360 ♪ And so say all of us ♪ 72 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,640 God bless you, Captain. God bless you. 73 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 [elevator beeps] 74 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,400 [automated voice] Thirteenth floor. 75 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,960 -Welcome to Callister. -Oh. 76 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,240 Excuse me. 77 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,280 Excuse me. 78 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,079 Hey. 79 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,560 [negative beep] 80 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,200 [negative beep] 81 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,600 Uh... Elena, my pass doesn't work. 82 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,680 You must renew on first of each month. 83 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,560 Yeah, I know that, but the first was on the weekend, so... 84 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,400 OK. 85 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,640 -[beeps] -[doors open] 86 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,720 Thank you. 87 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,520 You're welcome. 88 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,440 [automated voice] Prepare to enter 89 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,480 the most immersive gaming experience in years, 90 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,880 Infinity, from Callister Inc. 91 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,200 -Morning, Mr. Daly. -Helmsman Packer. 92 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,280 Huh? 93 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,200 Uh, I mean, Mr. Packer. Nate. 94 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,240 [laughs] 95 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,400 OK. 96 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,360 [Daly] Are you making coffees? 97 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,440 Yeah. 98 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,840 Do you think maybe you could make me one too? 99 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,440 [laughs] Sure, sure. Uh, what do you want? 100 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,720 Just vanilla latte. Skim milk. 101 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,280 Yeah, good call. 'Cause... 102 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,720 [Packer clears throat] 103 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,840 [chattering] 104 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,960 [woman] ...those are very, very big numbers. 105 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,920 We might just have to hold you to that. Well, no, yes, of course. [laughs] 106 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,360 Sure. Yes. 107 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,800 [crashing] 108 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,440 Oh, are you OK, man? 109 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,920 [sighs] 110 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,040 I guess you didn't see my gym bag. 111 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,800 Here. Come on. [strains] 112 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,160 -I'm sorry, bud. [pats] -OK. 113 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,240 You left it... [groans] 114 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,480 [man] You're gonna do it for me and make it good. 115 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,400 You know you are a god to me at least. 116 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,520 [laughing] 117 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,400 [knock on door] 118 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,880 Oh. The ladies' bathroom is that way. The sign's kind of confusing. 119 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,200 You're Robert Daly, right? 120 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,200 -Right. -Yeah, hi. 121 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,280 I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole. 122 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,360 Um... 123 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,360 I started here today, coding on the update, 124 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:49,600 and I just wanted to, uh, pass on my admiration 125 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:53,000 to the person who actually designed Infinity. 126 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,520 The procedural algorithm is amazing. 127 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,160 It's just some beautiful code. 128 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:01,800 Thank you. 129 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,920 That's actually the reason that I wanted to work here. 130 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,760 -You must be busy. I'm so sorry. -No, no, it's fine. 131 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,200 -Sorry. [laughs] -No. 132 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:16,240 -Well, just fangirling. Sorry. Um... -[both laugh] 133 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,600 [Nanette gasps] 134 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,160 Ooh... vintage. 135 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,840 -Yeah, it's Space Fleet. -Wow. 136 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,520 [Daly] It's a TV show. Before your time. 137 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,840 Before my time, actually. 138 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,720 But it was... visionary. 139 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,480 Is this on, like, tape? 140 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:40,040 Yeah, I've got the VHS, the DVD, Blu-ray. 141 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,080 The whole thing. Seasons one to six. 142 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,560 Netflix has it these days, but... 143 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,840 Aboard the spaceship USS Callister. 144 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,440 -OK, yeah. -Mm-hmm. 145 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,160 So-- OK, so Callister is like the, uh-- 146 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,360 Yeah, when we set up the company, um... 147 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:02,920 I suggested we call it Callister as kind of a little tribute. 148 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,720 Walton didn't really get the reference, but he let me have that one. 149 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,560 Mini-skirted damsels. 150 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,120 [laughs] 151 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,880 A little cold for that in space. 152 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:22,360 That is just what a Bargradian sand warrior would say. 153 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,640 [Nanette chuckles] 154 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,760 [Walton] Bob, Christmas is closing in like a goddamn meteor. 155 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,600 We've got customers all over our balls waiting for the Infinity update. 156 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,040 Tell me it's gonna be up and running before the weekend. 157 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,920 -Oh, I'll ask Kabir-- -You're CTO. Don't ask anybody anything. 158 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,720 You should be telling people things like I'm telling you right now. 159 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,520 -I'll talk to him. -Good. 160 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,920 -I'm sorry. -OK. 161 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,160 -Hello. -[Nanette] Hello. 162 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,520 Sorry, I couldn't find a good moment to... 163 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,480 Oh, you must be new. Uh... I'm James Walton. I run the company. 164 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,280 -[Nanette] I-- -Well, we run the company, kind of. 165 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,560 Bob here is the hardware, and I am the shiny front end. 166 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,760 -I'm Nanette Cole. -[Walton] Which department? 167 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,440 -Engine architecture. -And it's your first day? 168 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,520 Uh... 169 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,000 -[stutters] Yeah. -Have you had the tour? 170 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,400 -[keyboard clicking] -No, I... 171 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,480 Please, allow me. 172 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,880 [Nanette] OK. 173 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,080 It was so nice to meet you. [laughs] 174 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,320 [Walton] Just a little bit. 175 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,000 It's a different environment I set up here. 176 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,880 People call it a carefree environment. I call it "care-full." 177 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,800 -[Nanette] Interesting. -Not scary. 178 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,600 [chattering continuing] 179 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:37,960 Dudani? 180 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,080 Kabir? 181 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,800 Mm. Mr. Daly. 182 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,880 Do you have the latest ETA on the update patch? 183 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,160 It's just there's still some runtime errors. 184 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,920 Well, the thing is, we could have it ready by end of play today, 185 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,200 but if we had time, we could alter the trading mechanics, 186 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,600 tweak the critical hit system, but of course, that'd add another week, 187 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,240 maybe ten days or so. 188 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,320 Mr. Daly? 189 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:10,960 -Yeah. Yeah, do all of that, thank you. -I'll... OK, we're on it. 190 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,280 [chattering, laughing] 191 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,200 [number pad bleeps] 192 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,680 [door whirs] 193 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,720 -[device bleeps] -[whirring] 194 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,320 [device boots up] 195 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,280 [Walton] Welcome back, Captain. 196 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,400 Have you located Valdack's position? 197 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,920 Not yet, but our sensors are scanning every star system 198 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 between here and Valatros. 199 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,480 So your answer is no? 200 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,240 Uh... 201 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,720 I'm afraid so, sir. 202 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,600 [Walton gasps, groans] 203 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 [grunting] 204 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:01,760 You... are pathetic, Walton. What are you? 205 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,360 -[Walton gasping] -What's that? 206 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,960 [inhales] Pathetic. 207 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,880 [gasps] 208 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,120 [groans, panting] 209 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,480 [Daly] So Valdack's out there somewhere 210 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,640 and you village idiots are asleep at the wheel. 211 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,840 You're not just disgraceful, you're disgusting, all of you. 212 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:35,240 So can you do one thing? 213 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,440 Can you find Valdack? 214 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,960 I'm not asking. I'm telling you! Understand? 215 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,600 -Hmm? -Yes. 216 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,640 -[Daly] Yes? -Yes, Captain. Yeah. 217 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,840 -[Daly] Yes. -Aye, Captain. 218 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,600 [Daly] Huh? 219 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,080 Well, all right. 220 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:04,480 Tulaska, check security protocols. If they've expired, you're in trouble. 221 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,280 -Yes, Captain. -[bleeping] 222 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,800 Dudani, recheck those probe results. 223 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,200 -No room for errors. -Of course, Captain. 224 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,040 -Helmsman Packer? -Captain. 225 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,680 Vanilla latte. 226 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,040 -Skim milk. -At once. 227 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,480 [Daly] Walton. 228 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,680 Exit game. 229 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,760 [device whirs] 230 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,760 [device bleeps] 231 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,800 [keyboard clicking] 232 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,920 Hi, Nanette. You feel like you have everything you need here? 233 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,840 Mm-hmm. 234 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,480 -All right. That's a nice sweater. -Oh. Thank you. 235 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,240 -[Walton] Cashmere? -[chattering] 236 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,920 [knock on door] 237 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,160 Mr. Daly, got that new ETA on the update patch. 238 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,840 -New ETA? -Yeah, it's all good. 239 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,080 But now we're looking at December 24th for rollout. 240 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,000 We don't patch until Christmas Eve? 241 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,560 Well, yeah, I mean, with the alterations you approved. 242 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,800 OK, OK. Thank you. 243 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,880 [Dudani] OK. 244 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,520 [door closes] 245 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:37,920 [knock on door] 246 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,480 -Hi, Robert. -Hi. 247 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,480 Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee. Do you want one? 248 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,480 -Sure. -OK. 249 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,280 Um... vanilla latte with skim milk. 250 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,640 -[Nanette] Okey-dokes. -OK. 251 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,040 Absolutely. 252 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,000 [laughs] 253 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,640 Mm-hmm. 254 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,960 -Well, yes, they are great numbers. -[machine whirs] 255 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,680 [laughs] OK. Mm-hmm. 256 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,080 -Ta-ta. -[device beeps] 257 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,320 Total fucking shitwit. 258 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:17,160 -Do you want coffee? -Um, Brushed Suede. Thank you. 259 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,560 So how are you settling in? Are you settling in? 260 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,040 Uh, yeah, yeah. Everyone here is really friendly. 261 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:29,960 And um... it is not like my last job, thank God. 262 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,320 -Yeah? -It was a toxic workplace, you know. 263 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,720 -My boss was a major-league bully and... -[machine beeps] 264 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,480 -It's not like here, like with Mr... -Walton. 265 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,680 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah. He's a really good guy. 266 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,400 He's a bit of a player. 267 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,320 Chuck a sandwich across the room, he'll fuck it before it hits the ground, 268 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,960 -but he's basically an all right bloke. -[chuckles] 269 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:54,960 OK. [laughs] Well, there's uh... two bosses here anyway, so I guess-- 270 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,720 -Two how? -Robert Daly. 271 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,280 Oh! 272 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,600 I mean, well, yeah, technically. [scoffs] 273 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,480 Mr. Daly is actually the whole reason that I'm here. 274 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,440 -Really? Interesting. -[Nanette] I mean... 275 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,120 Who wouldn't wanna work under an incredible mind like that, you know? 276 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,160 His coding is... [laughs] It's sublime. 277 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,880 Do you have a thing for him? 278 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,120 Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that. 279 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,440 [stammers] It's purely... It's professional. 280 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,320 I like his code. 281 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,680 Ah. Fucking hell, I was gonna say, you know, 282 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,440 don't be too nice to him 'cause he gets a bit starey. 283 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,240 Mm. 284 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:37,040 Wide berth, that's my advice. Wide berth. 285 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,120 -OK. -Yeah. 286 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,520 Thank you. 287 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,960 -There you go. -Thank you. 288 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,400 [exhales] 289 00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,720 -[Lowry] Bye. -No bye. I'm coming. 290 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,359 [Lowry] No. Suck a dick, Karl. 291 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,840 [woman] Later, guys. 292 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600 [machine beeps] 293 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,560 [whirring] 294 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,120 [beeping] 295 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,600 [automated voice] Welcome to Callister. 296 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,600 [card beeps] 297 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,160 [Daly] Thank you. 298 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,720 You're welcome. 299 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,480 [chattering] 300 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,520 [Walton] Goddamn it, Robert! 301 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,520 -Christmas Eve. Really? -Uh... 302 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360 Not OK. 303 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,480 [door slams] 304 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,960 [keyboard clicking] 305 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,760 [typing] 306 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,440 [electronic whirring] 307 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,800 [gasps] 308 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,120 [whirring] 309 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,640 [gasps] 310 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160 Oh. 311 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,440 [breathing heavily] 312 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,120 Hello? [echoes] 313 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,600 [gasps] 314 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,280 -[distant chatter] -[gasps] 315 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,440 [gasping] 316 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,960 Oh, boy. It looks like there's a new girl in the office. 317 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,680 What's your name, hon? 318 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,000 [Walton] Come in. Let me fix you a drink. 319 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,160 We have everything from Bengarian phlegm shots to uh... 320 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,240 ooh, distilled root blood from the Cangor quadrant. 321 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,240 What's your poison? Some of this actually is poison, so don't be shy. 322 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,240 Am I dreaming? 323 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,840 Yeah, no, no, 'fraid not. 324 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,280 -I remember dreaming. -[Packer] Me too. 325 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,400 [Nanette] But where am I? 326 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,440 This is the USS Callister, Space Fleet's finest, 327 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,960 exploring the furthest reaches of the known universe and beyond. 328 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,080 We are its loyal space crew and now, apparently, so are you. Cheers. 329 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,960 [slurps] 330 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,480 Your name? Babe, what's your name? 331 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,160 Nanette. We've met. 332 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,160 Maybe, in the real world. I wouldn't have no way of knowing. 333 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,240 -What do you mean? -You'd better sit down. 334 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,800 No, I don't... I don't wanna sit down. 335 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,440 I wanna know what's going on. 336 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,240 You're on board Robert Daly's ship. 337 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,280 Robert Daly, the CTO? 338 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,280 Here he's Captain Daly, our fearless leader. 339 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,160 [Lowry] Yeah, you're seriously gonna need to sit the fuck down. 340 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,760 -Uh... -Welcome. [chuckles] 341 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,400 You are um... Hey, hey. You're the intern from work, right? Nate? 342 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,440 Packer. Nate Packer. 343 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,600 Wait. So I'm still just the intern out there? 344 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,480 Jesus. 345 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,680 You're um... You're... You're... 346 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,280 Dudani. Diagnostics. 347 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,360 -Welcome. -Right. 348 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,720 -You're the receptionist, right? -Elena. 349 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,360 -Your skin is blue. -[Tulaska] Weird blue alien skin, I know. 350 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,120 It's fucked up. 351 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,400 Almost sort of racist. 352 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,800 [groans] 353 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:29,840 [strains] OK. Walt, fix her something, something she'll recognize. Vodka. 354 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,280 -Hey. So what's it like out there now? -What? 355 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,320 -What year is it? -[Lowry] Don't do her head in. 356 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,440 -[Packer] What? -What year? I... [stutters] saw you today. 357 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,400 Ooh. Did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm? 358 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,360 Like, wheatgrass yogurt thin? 359 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040 Can we not pop her fucking mind? 360 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,960 Someone needs to be straight with me right now. 361 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,360 OK. OK, listen. 362 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,240 This is Infinity. 363 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:59,920 That's what we're all inside. That's where all of this exists. 364 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,400 Infinity, the game? 365 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,520 Daly's got his own modded version of Infinity, 366 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,600 reskinned to look like his favorite TV show. 367 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,640 -Space Thing? Space Thing? -Space Fleet. 368 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,360 -Hence the groovy decor. -And this tasteful get-up. 369 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,440 Infinity. 370 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,360 That's an online game, like a multiplayer deal. This... [inhales] 371 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,960 This is his development build, sealed off so he can control it. 372 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,600 He keeps it offline 373 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,080 so the custom code he's written can't be detected and deleted. 374 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,040 Mm. Yes, it's a bubble universe, ruled by an asshole god. 375 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,640 He... 376 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,880 put us in... in here? 377 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,840 Mm-hmm. 378 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,040 Drink your vodka. 379 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,520 -How do we get out? -No, really, drink it. 380 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,400 Drink it. 381 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,680 -You can't leave. -[chokes] What? 382 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,040 None of us can. 383 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,440 -Because you're not actually you. -[Nanette] What? 384 00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,080 I know it's mental, but you're a copy of you. 385 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,600 -A digital clone. -No. 386 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,640 No, I am... I'm me. I am me. 387 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,360 -I'm me. -[Walton] No, not the real you. 388 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,800 Daly's created an identical digital version of you, of all of us. 389 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,160 From your DNA. He'll have harvested it somehow. 390 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,800 He told me he got mine from the rim of a smoothie cup. 391 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,840 He retrieved Packer's juices from the bathroom. 392 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,520 Man, you have got to let that go. She does not need details. 393 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,120 Basically he's got a gizmo-- 394 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,120 I theorize an advanced biometric DNA virtual clone. 395 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,120 He's got a fucking gizmo. That's what I said. 396 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,920 He fed your DNA in, he put you inside his computer 397 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,280 and, bam, you pop up here like a Pop-Tart. 398 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,600 Yeah, we've all been through it. 399 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,840 He brings us in for different reasons, shit we did in the office. 400 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,680 I called him out for staring. 401 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,720 I reset admin permissions on a test build for 14 minutes. 402 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,440 Insufficient smiling. 403 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,640 -I brought him the wrong sandwich. -OK, never mind the reasons. 404 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,320 The point is that we're stuck in Daly's playground, 405 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,120 and that's all you need to know. 406 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,920 This is a dream. Yeah, it has to be. 407 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:03,480 It's more like an eternal waking nightmare from which there is no escape. 408 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,160 -No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. -[Lowry] Oh, for fuck's sake, 409 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,840 I'm trying to break her in gently. 410 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,680 The quicker she gets it, the easier it'll be. 411 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,160 [whirring] 412 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,680 [Tulaska] Daddy's home. 413 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,640 [Packer] He'll be here any moment. 414 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,120 [Nanette] No. I'm gonna get out of here. 415 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You gotta stay on the bridge. 416 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,240 He controls everything. 417 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,120 -He does shit to make us cooperate. -Get off. 418 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,040 -You have no idea. I'm trying to help. -[Lowry] Just leave it. 419 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,040 He's gonna fuck us up if she doesn't play ball. 420 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,240 Yes, well, she's gonna have to work it out for herself, like we all did. 421 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,120 [panting] 422 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,720 [spaceship whirring] 423 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,160 [groans] 424 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,960 -There's gotta be a way out. Come on. -[beeps] 425 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,280 [whimpers] 426 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,960 [screaming] 427 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,320 [whimpers] 428 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,200 Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard. 429 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:11,760 Crew, we have a new member of the team, Science Officer Nanette Cole. 430 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,760 Please, take your post. 431 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,120 I believe we've finally managed to track Valdack to an uncharted planet. 432 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,640 -No. -Take your post. That is an order. 433 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,400 I'm not doing this. 434 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,560 The whole thing's much better if you let yourself get into it. 435 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:32,080 If you think that I'm playing along with your Space Force bullshit... 436 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,920 -Space Fleet. -[Nanette] Whatever. 437 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,720 -You can think again. -This is my ship. 438 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,080 -I am your captain. An order is an order. -Then go fuck yourself. 439 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,480 Sir. 440 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,560 OK. So we're doing it this way. 441 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,280 [scoffs] 442 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,080 [mocking] Are you gonna throw a fireball? 443 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,600 [snaps fingers] 444 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,120 [muffled gasps] 445 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,280 [thuds] 446 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,520 [muffled sounds] 447 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,800 Oh, dear. You can't see. You can't breathe. 448 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,000 Unpleasant, isn't it? 449 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,840 [muffled groaning] 450 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,120 Do you submit? 451 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,000 You won't die, you know. 452 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,840 No one dies in here unless I want them to. 453 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,160 I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it. 454 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,840 Forever gasping for breath with a mouth that isn't there. 455 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,760 Do you submit? 456 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,920 [muffled agreement] 457 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,680 Good girl. 458 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,560 [gasps, coughing] 459 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,080 [breathes heavily] 460 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,160 Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout. Triangulate the signal, please. 461 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,520 [Nanette pants] 462 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,680 [sobs] 463 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,560 [whispers] It's any button. They're all the same. 464 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800 [beeps] 465 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,000 [beeps] 466 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,160 Well? 467 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,080 [gasping] I'm getting a signal from a class five planet. 468 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,400 -Rannotch. -[Lowry] Rannoch. 469 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,400 [stutters, whispers] Rannoch B. 470 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,600 Excellent. Dudani, prepare the transmat system. 471 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,520 -Of course, Captain. -Walton, Packer, Lowry, with me. 472 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,920 We'll transport down to the planet, reclaim the crystal 473 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,960 and bring Valdack to justice. 474 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,880 Actually, Cole, you come too. 475 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,600 Perfect opportunity for you to prove 476 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,920 you're more than a recommendation from Space Fleet. What do you say? 477 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,160 -Mr. Dudani, transport. -Aye aye, Captain. 478 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400 [all exhale] 479 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,160 [Nanette gasps, groans] 480 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,120 [Daly] Breathable atmosphere. 481 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,200 [device whirs] 482 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,760 Scanning for plasmorthian traces. 483 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,160 Crystal's this way. Let's go. 484 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,320 -Nate. Hey, Nate. -Helmsman Packer, OK? 485 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,440 Call me Helmsman Packer. He hates it when we don't use our proper titles. 486 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,560 OK. You got a gun, so let's take him out. 487 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,320 -Then give it to me. -OK, one, our guns don't even work. 488 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:44,200 Only his does. And two, the motherfucker is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go. 489 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,400 At least you've got a gun. 490 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,440 [device whirring] 491 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,440 -Captain. -[Daly] Shh. 492 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,240 We meet again, Captain Daly! 493 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,800 [cackles] 494 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,680 -We're trapped. -[gun whirs] 495 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,960 Not advisable. 496 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,480 My plasma grenade will turn you into screaming soup. 497 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,360 He's not going to kill us, Captain. 498 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,800 He had the element of surprise. He'd have done it when he had the chance. 499 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,200 Haven't worked out how to use the crystal, have you, Valdack? 500 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,760 It's true, I require your Space Fleet knowledge. 501 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,640 But it's also true that you're gonna give it to me! 502 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,720 Don't be so sure. 503 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,480 [laughs] 504 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,560 -Jesus. I... -Shh. 505 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,800 Let's see how your resolve holds up 506 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,320 once you're devoured one by one by my Arachnajax! 507 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,440 [roars] 508 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,520 -Holy shit. Oh, my God. -[Walton] We're all gonna die. 509 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,040 [Arachnajax snarls, snorts] 510 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,760 [roars] 511 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,600 Killing us won't make us tell you how the crystal works, Valdack. 512 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,200 -We will never... -[device rings] 513 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,240 Hold on. I think my pizza's here. 514 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,040 -[sighs] -[device rings] 515 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,120 Pause game. 516 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,480 [powering down] 517 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,400 [Nanette] What's happening? 518 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,280 [Walton] You heard him. He paused the game. 519 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,400 'Cause he's got a pizza delivery... out there. 520 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,240 [Arachnajax pants] 521 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,480 [doorbell ringing] 522 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,000 Hold on. 523 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,560 [doorbell continues] 524 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,160 [Arachnajax exhales] 525 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,920 [Packer] Watch out. He'll be back soon. 526 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,280 Ah. That's good. This launcher's heavy as shit. 527 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,680 [Valdack] How you holding up? 528 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,440 You know, we're existing. 529 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,840 How you doing, Gillian? 530 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,360 [Arachnajax grunts] 531 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,520 Well, yeah. 532 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,800 -[Walton] Well, you look great. -Her name's Gillian. 533 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,120 -[Walton] Did you lose weight? -She was in marketing. 534 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,320 Yeah, Daly turned her into... that 535 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,880 because she wouldn't play along when he cloned her into here. 536 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,880 [Lowry] This universe is littered with things like her, 537 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,200 poor fuckers who stepped out of line. 538 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,320 -Thank you. -[man] Thanks. 539 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,200 [device whirs] 540 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,120 -[Walton] Here comes Captain Dick. -Hey. 541 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,680 -[Packer] Hey. Hey. -[Arachnajax growls] 542 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,680 [reciting] I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you. 543 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,920 Hey. Hey. 544 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,760 [Walton exhales] 545 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,600 If we die, the secret of the crystal dies with us, Valdack. 546 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,760 Oh, my God. We are all gonna die! 547 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,680 -[fake sobbing] -[Valdack laughs] 548 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,640 -[Daly] Valdack? -What is it, Captain? Final words? 549 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,720 Over there. A naked lady. 550 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,360 Really? 551 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,040 -[gun blasts] -[Valdack groans] 552 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,800 [screams, grunts] 553 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,000 [Arachnajax whimpers] 554 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,880 Great plan, Captain. 555 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,960 [all laugh] 556 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,000 [Walton] Unparalleled tactics, Captain. 557 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:13,840 [panting] 558 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,000 We've fought many battles, haven't we, Captain? 559 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,120 We have. 560 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:25,480 And I've been a good adversary for you, have I not? 561 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,120 [sighs] 562 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,120 Then please... 563 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,400 [coughs] 564 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,520 ...end it. 565 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,960 -Please. -[gun whirs] 566 00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:49,639 Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code. 567 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,800 -[groans] -I wish I could help. 568 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,800 [mutters] 569 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,560 Sorry, bud. 570 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,640 [whimpers] 571 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,480 -[Daly] Take him to the brig. -[Valdack groans] 572 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,800 -[Daly] Dudani. -Captain. 573 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,560 -Transport us aboard. -Yes, Captain. 574 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,840 [Valdack] No more. 575 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,680 -[Lowry] It's OK. -[Valdack wails, echoing] 576 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,640 -[Walton] Hip hip. -[all] Hooray! 577 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,800 -Hip hip. -[all] Hooray! 578 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,840 [clapping] 579 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,120 [all] ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly fellow ♪ 580 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,720 -♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ -[Nanette grunts] 581 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,680 ♪ And so say... ♪ Oh, my fuck. 582 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,000 That wasn't very nice. 583 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,560 Today I will show you mercy. 584 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,000 -Great mercy-showing, Captain. -Shh! 585 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,280 Tomorrow you should reconsider your... amenability. 586 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,880 I may not be feeling so benevolent. 587 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,960 Exit game. 588 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,520 -Oh. Fucking hell. -This was tense. 589 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,000 I don't like tense. 590 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,840 -Drink? -Mm-hmm. 591 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,640 [Dudani] So how was the mission? 592 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,280 Wasn't too bad. Usual standoff storyline. 593 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,240 -Ooh. Saw Gillian from marketing. Yeah. -Oh. 594 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,360 There is no way that I am kissing that asshole. 595 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,400 Then he's just gonna get more and more pissed. 596 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,920 -How about you kiss him, then? -[Lowry] You get used to it. 597 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,560 It's-- There's no tongues. 598 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,000 If that's any consolation, there's never any tongues. 599 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,160 -Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way. -Mm. 600 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,560 It's not like it can go beyond kissing anyway. 601 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,720 What do you mean? 602 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,960 Oh. You haven't noticed? 603 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,440 [Walton clears throat] 604 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,400 [Nanette] What are you doing? [stammers] 605 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,000 Please. Please, don't do that. Don't... 606 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,160 Oh, my God. 607 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,240 -Oh. Oh. Oh. -[Walton] Yes. 608 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,000 There's no genitals in Space Fleet. This is a wholesome universe. 609 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,200 [Dudani] He must have modified our code that way. 610 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,360 Mm. We're all the same. If you don't believe me, take a look down there. 611 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,160 We have tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom. 612 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,200 -No sensation at all. -Can't even shit. 613 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,840 Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit. 614 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,880 [sighs] I miss taking shit. 615 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,760 OK. 616 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:24,320 Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line. 617 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,840 -We are gonna get this bastard! -[Walton] No. 618 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,600 -[Nanette] Yeah. -We've tried a million times. 619 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,880 No way out. 620 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,040 Walton. Come on, Walton. 621 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,520 [Walton] Like I said, he's an asshole god. 622 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,640 Mnh-mnh. 623 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Daly's smart, but he's not a god. 624 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,200 He's a coder. 625 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,680 He is fallible. 626 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:58,040 Kabir, what was that thing he was holding in his hand, that scanner thing? 627 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,360 His omnicorder, primary communications device. 628 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,400 You said he kept his version of the game offline. 629 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,000 But the omnicorder made contact with the outside world when the pizza came, 630 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,160 so it's gotta be connected to his home system at least. 631 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,320 The omnicorder's gone. 632 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,280 It loads when he loads, and it goes when he goes, and that's the only one. 633 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,320 No. 634 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,160 There has got to be a way to connect. 635 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,920 [beeping] 636 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,360 You won't hack it. I've tried. 637 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,600 I haven't. 638 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,120 [beeping continues] 639 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,760 [Nanette gasps] Bingo. 640 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,360 -[Dudani] Oh, that's good. -Yeah. 641 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,320 -This is part of Infinity's front end. -Yeah. 642 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,600 You can invite a friend with a custom message. 643 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,880 -[Lowry] A message to outside? -Just one. 140 characters maximum. 644 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,680 So who are you gonna contact? 645 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,160 -[exhales] -[elevator dings] 646 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,320 Thirteenth floor. Welcome to Callister. 647 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,480 -Hey, Elena. -[sighs] Hi. 648 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,160 [phone vibrates] 649 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,560 -You need me buzz you in? -What? Uh, no, no, I-- 650 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,080 -I got that for you. -Oh. Thank you. 651 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,000 After you. 652 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,800 [card beeps] 653 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,120 Um... 654 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,440 Mr. Daly, hi. 655 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,520 Hi. 656 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,000 Can I talk to you for a second? 657 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,760 Did you just send me an Infinity invite? 658 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,840 Wha... No. 659 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,480 It was really weird. It had a message attached. 660 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,040 Something about people trapped in a game. 661 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,320 Probably just a spambot. Firewall doesn't always get them all. 662 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,480 -Yeah. -I wouldn't-- I wouldn't worry about it. 663 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,920 You didn't open the link, did you? 664 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,160 Oh, God, no. 665 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:11,320 -Maybe upgrade your security software. -All right. 666 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,160 Have a good one. 667 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,680 [chattering] 668 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,760 [guitar strumming] 669 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,440 That's the thing there. 670 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,760 [Walton sighs] Oh, yeah. 671 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,480 Could you please, please cut that shit out? 672 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,720 I'm trying to make it like a hobby. [grunts] 673 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,840 [grunts] Oh, that's good. 674 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,320 [electronic buzzing] 675 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,960 That is way too early. He's only been at work a few hours. 676 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,600 [buzzing] 677 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,680 She got the message! 678 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,400 [stuttering] I did. It's me. 679 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,080 That's me or the cops most likely. 680 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,760 Oh. We are getting out of here! 681 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,680 [door slides shut] 682 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,040 [Daly] What is Space Fleet? 683 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,200 I'll tell you what it is. 684 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,640 It is a belief system... 685 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,960 founded on the very best of human nature. 686 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:47,360 It is a goal for us to strive towards 687 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,480 for the betterment of the universe, 688 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,080 for the betterment of life itself. 689 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,080 And you assholes are fucking it up! 690 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,680 I did it. I did. I did it. 691 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,560 I sent the message. It was me. 692 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,720 No one else was involved, I swear. 693 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,760 I tried the carrot. Now meet the stick. 694 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,760 No, this is gonna make you happy, Daly, 'cause you're sick. 695 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,320 And you need help. 696 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,560 [Lowry] No, don't, don't! 697 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,200 Captain. 698 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,240 Captain, please. 699 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,480 [Lowry] OK, look, she's new. She'll behave. 700 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,360 We'll all behave. 701 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,280 Just let her off. Let her off this once. 702 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,600 [stuttering] Please. 703 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,160 OK. 704 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,480 [gasps] 705 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,400 OK. 706 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,280 OK. 707 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,960 -[Nanette] No! Daly, no! No, no, no, no! -[cracking] 708 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,400 -[screams, inhuman grunts] -[cracking] 709 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,320 [roars] 710 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,960 [cracking] 711 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,080 [roars] 712 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,840 -[growls] -[Nanette whimpers] 713 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,960 [gasping] 714 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,960 [Daly] You know what makes me happy? 715 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,520 The look on your face right now. 716 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,000 [whimpers] 717 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:30,040 [Daly] Dudani, Walton, Tulaska, take this thing to the brig with Valdack. 718 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,720 Packer, find a barren planet we can dump her on. 719 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:41,760 And you... can just stay here and think about your attitude. 720 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,960 -[sobs] -[Daly] Exit game. 721 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,480 [Nanette gasping] 722 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,160 [distant rumbling] 723 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,800 [breathes heavily] 724 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,080 [bleeps] 725 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,760 Update patch. 726 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,280 [exhales] 727 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,680 The update patch. 728 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,680 [Nanette] It's there, there. 729 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,600 -So what? It's a wormhole. -[Nanette] Unh-unh. 730 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,760 That is the Christmas update patch preinstalling itself. 731 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,080 The wormhole... it's just how the game is expressing the uplink. 732 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,000 So? 733 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,280 Daly's custom build is still connected to the internet. 734 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,680 Some way. 735 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,240 If this is another one of your plans, 736 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,920 just stop before somebody else gets monsterfied. 737 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,800 No, no, this... this can work. 738 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,040 We can't get all-in access from the ship. He'll have crippled permissions. 739 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,560 Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole? 740 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,400 -[scoffs] Like, on purpose? -We'd hit the system firewall. 741 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,640 -Exactly. Yeah. -And have our rogue coding deleted. 742 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,920 -Deleted as in...? -As in die. 743 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,400 Whether it's dying would depend on your position regarding sentient code-- 744 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,400 We would cease to exist, that's true. But we'd be free. 745 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,960 We'd be... free. 746 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,080 This is academic since we have no means of getting to the wormhole. 747 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,360 There's no way to pilot the damn thing without Daly here 748 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,360 and he can stop us like that. [snaps fingers] 749 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,200 What about if he's logged in but on pause? 750 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,680 Like when his pizza came, he was just frozen there. 751 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,640 Flying would be possible, but that wormhole's a whole parsec away. 752 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,280 We'd never reach it before he got back. 753 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,360 [Nanette] Unless we stalled him for longer. 754 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,640 [Tulaska] And that we do how? 755 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,640 If we can get Daly's omnicorder, we can make a phone call, right? 756 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,200 Theoretically, yes, but-- 757 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,560 If we can get real me on the phone again, I, um... I may have some leverage. 758 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,800 -Leverage? On yourself? -Mm-hmm. 759 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,800 -Like what? -My PhotoCloud account. 760 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,000 I know the password, obviously. 761 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,080 There are some pretty... 762 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,360 interesting images on there that I should have deleted a while ago, but I didn't. 763 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,760 So, we can blackmail me. 764 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,960 I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything to keep those photos from getting out. 765 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,120 Must be pretty pictures. 766 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,400 Look, if this is going to work, we all have to be in on it. 767 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,200 OK? 768 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,440 [Walton and Packer sigh] 769 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,160 Flying into certain death in a wormhole 770 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,800 beats another 10,000 years with Captain Ass. 771 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,800 -I'm in. -OK. 772 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,160 Me too. 773 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,920 -Also me. -[Nanette exhales] 774 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,760 Well, I am out. 775 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,600 [Walton sighs] Daly won. Daly's always won. 776 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,320 We just have to get on with it... 'cause we don't have a chance. 777 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,600 -[Nanette] Yes, we do. -Hmm? 778 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,160 We fly into the wormhole and we are extinct. 779 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,960 We are gone. We are rid of his shit. 780 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:31,640 Sounds peachy. 781 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,560 What is with you? 782 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:39,360 Don't you wanna fight back? Why won't you fight back? 783 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,600 Tommy. 784 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800 -Who is Tommy? -[Walton] He's my son. 785 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,360 He's six years old, at least he was when I woke up in here. 786 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,600 See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daly. 787 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,040 I was his pet project. 788 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,360 He tried everything to break me, 789 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,880 and I withstood it all 'cause I just thought 790 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:12,080 there was still a chance I could get out and see my boy again. 791 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,600 In a way, I was right, I did get to see him again. 792 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,120 Just not the real him. 793 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,080 Daly told me what happened. 794 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:30,080 Back on the outside, the real me, uh... brought Tommy to work one day, 795 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,520 showed him around. 796 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,640 He would've loved seeing all those computers. 797 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,680 He's really into that stuff. 798 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,880 Anyway, evidently... Tommy had a lollipop that day. 799 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,880 That's all Daly needed. 800 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,560 He copied him in here. 801 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,880 It was Tommy all right. 802 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,840 He was alike in every way. 803 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,000 Dad! 804 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,680 [Tommy] Daddy... 805 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,240 You know what he did to him? 806 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,360 [Walton] Tommy! 807 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,320 He took Tommy and he threw him out of the airlock. 808 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,160 -[Walton] Tommy! -Daddy! 809 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,520 [capsule depressurizes] 810 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,120 -Right out into space. -Daddy! No! 811 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,440 And he made me watch. 812 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,120 [capsule releases] 813 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,640 Tommy! 814 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,880 Have you ever seen an unsuited body compress in space? 815 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,320 They freeze... 816 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,320 and crack like a porcelain doll. 817 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,080 I take my hat off to Daly. [sniffles] 818 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,080 The detail in this place is exceptional. 819 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,160 And he said he'd do it again and again, 820 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,240 'cause Daly's still got Tommy's DNA. 821 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,160 He's got all of our DNA. 822 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,440 He keeps it in his bedroom in a fucking mini fridge by his desk. 823 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,560 So I have to stay in line, 824 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,080 because even if we die in here, he can bring us back. 825 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,480 He can bring Tommy back whenever he wants. 826 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,160 And God knows how he'd take it out on him. 827 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,840 God knows what he'd do. 828 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,840 So, you see, what choice do I have? 829 00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,440 Walton. 830 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,480 We are gonna get that fucking lollipop. 831 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,200 [Walton sighs] 832 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,120 But you gotta believe me. 833 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,680 Can you do that? 834 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,400 Can you? 835 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,600 [bleeps] 836 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,120 [door slams] 837 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680 [slurping] 838 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,080 [mouse clicks] 839 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,560 [triumphant music] 840 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,760 Good to see you at your position, Cole. 841 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,840 Captain, you've come at just the right time. 842 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,080 I have? 843 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,880 I'm picking up a distress signal from the surface of Skillane IV. 844 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,400 Looks like a crashed shuttle. 845 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,720 What should we do? 846 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,920 Space Fleet never turns its back on those who need our help. 847 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,040 -Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV. -Aye aye, sir. 848 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,800 We'll send a search party. Packer, Tulaska-- 849 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,720 Actually, Captain, I was thinking maybe you could take me alone. 850 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,800 As science officer, I need to learn the ropes, 851 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,080 and I could use your close attention. 852 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,080 Good. 853 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,520 Yes, good idea. 854 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,360 [Nanette exhales] 855 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,280 [omnicorder whirs] 856 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,320 [Daly] Atmosphere's good. 857 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,840 [omnicorder clicking] 858 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,080 [Daly] Over there. 859 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,040 [Daly] From here, the shuttle appears to be deserted. 860 00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,320 We'll scout the area, check for any life forms. Daly out. 861 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,960 Cole, we should head out this way. Cole... 862 00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,000 [Nanette] It's kind of hot here, don't you think? 863 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:52,920 Oh, my God. 864 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,280 [Daly] What are you doing, Cole? 865 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,560 [Nanette] The water looks so inviting, doesn't it? 866 00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,960 [Daly] What are you talking about? 867 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,840 [Nanette] Come on, Robert. 868 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,920 -Ooh! -[splashes] 869 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,720 Oh, the water is great. [laughs] 870 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,240 Swimming is a leisure activity. 871 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,520 We're on Space Fleet duty. 872 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,680 You know what? 873 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,360 We could always say that I started drowning 874 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,360 and you had to come in and rescue me. 875 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,000 Yeah? 876 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,160 Oh, what about that? [laughs] 877 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,520 Come on. Come on in. 878 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,400 [laughs] I... Cole. 879 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,520 -[laughs] Come on. -Cole. 880 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:42,720 Come on. 881 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,840 Come on in, my big captain. 882 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,800 OK. 883 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,480 [Nanette] Come on. 884 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,600 Are you gonna take all day? 885 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,400 [Daly] OK. 886 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,920 -OK, I'm coming in. -[Nanette giggles] 887 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,240 [beeps] 888 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,200 OK, gotta patch it in. 889 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,960 [keyboard beeps] 890 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,440 [Dudani] It worked. I'm connected. 891 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,280 -Gonna access her PhotoCloud account. -You remember that password? 892 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,800 Uppercase Y998, lowercase gb7, uppercase TY ampersand 4. 893 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,640 Secure choice. 894 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,400 [sighs] There are thousands of images. This could take a while. 895 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,240 Boring life. 896 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,080 [scrolling] 897 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,560 [scrolling] 898 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,640 Goddamn. 899 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:57,040 That is... gymnastic physique. 900 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,120 It's nice... nice bedding. 901 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,560 [scrolling] 902 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,160 Oh. OK, should I keep scrolling? 903 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,880 Any of the last nine would do. 904 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,440 Ow! 905 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,800 -[laughs] Thank you. -Pleasure. 906 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,720 -Um, are you heading out for the night? -Yes. 907 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,840 Because it's Christmas Eve and we've got ten days off work to recover from it. 908 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,440 Go home. 909 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,960 -I will. I just have to finish-- -Yeah, whatever. Merry Christmas, loser. 910 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,080 [laughs] Yeah. OK, Merry Christmas. 911 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,640 [clears throat] 912 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,280 [phone vibrates] 913 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560 [gasps] 914 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,280 Oh, my God. 915 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,560 Elliott, you fucking asshole. 916 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,360 [phone vibrates] 917 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,640 [beeps] 918 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,560 [robotic voice] Nanette Cole, we've hacked your PhotoCloud account 919 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,080 and have control of the entire contents of your photo gallery. 920 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,360 Who is this? Um... 921 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,720 [stutters] What do you want? 922 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,000 What we want is for you to do exactly as instructed 923 00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,400 or your entire gallery 924 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,720 will be shared with your friends and your family. 925 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,880 And PornHub. 926 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,240 [Nanette] OK, yeah. 927 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,360 [stuttering] I'll do what you want, anything. 928 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,480 I'll do anything. 929 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,360 Then listen carefully. We don't have much time. 930 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,400 Stand up, get your coat and follow our instructions. 931 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,320 [Nanette] OK. 932 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,440 [giggling] 933 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,960 -[Daly] Where are we going? -We're just swimming. 934 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,440 It's nice, right? 935 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,280 -[Daly] Yes. -Yeah. [laughs] 936 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,840 We should probably head back. 937 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,040 Help! [screams] Something grabbed me, I think. 938 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,080 No, it didn't. I don't think anything did. I'm sorry. 939 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,280 I think I imagined it. [laughs] So stupid. 940 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,040 [Daly] That's funny... 941 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:09,160 -That's funny. [laughs] -[Nanette] Yeah, it is funny. It's funny. 942 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,680 [both laugh] 943 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,920 [laughs] 944 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,360 Easy, Cole. 945 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,200 [panting] 946 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,240 -All right, I'm in position. -OK, we're gonna hang up now. 947 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,960 Make the phone call. Be sure to complete the rest of your mission. 948 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,400 -I will. -You better. 949 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,040 -[call ends] -[Dudani] OK, I'll send it back down. 950 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:45,000 [Nanette laughs] 951 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,200 Oh! Hi. [giggles] 952 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,560 [Nanette] This is fucking crazy. 953 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,440 [line ringing] 954 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,680 Fenzi's. 955 00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,800 [whispering] Yes, I'd like to order a pizza. 956 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,880 Sure. What do you want? 957 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,640 [doorbell rings] 958 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,240 [omnicorder rings] 959 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,920 Oop. 960 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,200 I guess you'd better get that. 961 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,280 See who... 962 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,760 [omnicorder rings] 963 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,080 -Hold on. -Yeah. 964 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,800 [doorbell ringing] 965 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,280 [knock on door] 966 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,200 -It's the door. -[Nanette] Oh, OK. 967 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,120 [ringing] 968 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,480 -Pause game. -[whirring] 969 00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,160 [knock on door] 970 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,520 [doorbell rings] 971 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:08,920 [omnicorder beeps] 972 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,520 -Dudani, pick me up. -You got it. Stand by. 973 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,600 [doorbell rings] 974 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,880 -[Daly] Coming. -[Nanette gasps] 975 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,160 [panting] 976 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,640 -Hello? -Uh, pizza. 977 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,240 I didn't order a pizza. 978 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,760 OK, look, someone did, OK? So do you want it or not? Because... 979 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,080 -I can't take it back. -[bag unzips] 980 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,840 [whispers] What the hell am I doing? 981 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,480 -[Daly] All right! -[door buzzes] 982 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,000 [panting] OK. 983 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,520 -That's the signal. She's got the DNA. -[jacket zipping] 984 01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,400 All of it. Tommy too. 985 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,840 [exhales] 986 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,520 Packer, we ready to fly? 987 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,920 Uh-huh. 988 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:16,320 Well? 989 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,960 You're supposed to say something like "engage" or "increase thrust." 990 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,160 -Just fucking go. -[engines revving] 991 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,560 There you go. So I got it here in under ten. 992 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,520 There's supposed to be 30 in it for me. 993 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,080 Yeah. What's happening? The door is closing. Hello? 994 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,160 Hello? Hello? 995 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,680 [panting] Shit... 996 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,800 Come on, man. 997 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,320 Hello? Come on, man, you promised. 998 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,760 [number pad beeps] 999 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,440 [scoffs] 1000 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,080 -Nice. Nice. Merry Christmas, asshole! -[thud] 1001 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,160 [scoffs] 1002 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,360 [muttering] 1003 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,320 [panting] 1004 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,120 [gasps] 1005 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,040 Resume game. 1006 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,560 Resume game. 1007 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,640 Can't we go any faster? That dud disk isn't gonna fool him forever. 1008 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,680 The update is gonna complete before long and that means bye-bye, wormhole. 1009 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,720 The only quicker route is through that asteroid belt there. 1010 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,440 -Let's go that way. -No, it's way too dense. 1011 01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,840 If the ship broke up we wouldn't die, we'd just be left in space. 1012 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,640 Until Daly works out what's happening. Then he'll find us and he'll fuck us over. 1013 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,760 [clattering] 1014 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,800 -Resume game. -[device beeps] 1015 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,120 Lieutenant Cole, we should head... 1016 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,400 Cole? 1017 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,640 Daly to bridge. What's going on? 1018 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,880 -Shit. He has a backup disk. -Come in, bridge. 1019 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,280 No, don't answer him. 1020 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,200 Dudani? 1021 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,880 God damn it. 1022 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,040 The wormhole, it's decreasing in size. 1023 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,960 Upload must be in the last few percent. 1024 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,920 Damn it, Packer, we are gonna have to go through the belt. 1025 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,640 Do you think that you can do that? 1026 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,680 -Think I can try. -OK. 1027 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,680 [engine revving] 1028 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,720 -Ship's computer on. -Computer, where's the USS Callister? 1029 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,960 USS Callister is on course. 1030 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,840 -On course for where? -The wormhole. 1031 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,880 -What wormhole? -The update vortex. 1032 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,880 Sons of bitches! 1033 01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,840 -Prepare for takeoff. -[whirring] 1034 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,240 I've got a heat signature. Looks like a shuttle took off from Skillane IV. 1035 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,280 Oh, God, it's Daly. 1036 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,200 [all groan] 1037 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,960 Shields at 86%. 1038 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,240 [banging] 1039 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,280 [Dudani] We're taking a beating here! 1040 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,400 [Tulaska] Incoming transmission. 1041 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,400 [Daly] Hello? Loyal trusty crew, come in. 1042 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,200 I know you can hear me. 1043 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,600 Whatever it is you think you're going to do won't work, 1044 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,880 but it is going to cost you! 1045 01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,320 -[Nanette] Let's go faster. -Already at maximum. 1046 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,320 Daly can't touch us unless he makes it on board, and that's shuttle's a jalopy. 1047 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,320 -He won't catch us in time. -I hope you're right. 1048 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,680 Shields 58%. 1049 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,120 [crashing] 1050 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,920 If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! 1051 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:25,320 What I'm going to do to you is going to be goddamn fucking biblical! 1052 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,360 I'm literally going to turn your insides out. 1053 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:33,840 But I'll keep you alive in tiny little jars 1054 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,720 and there you'll stay until I'm bored of you-- 1055 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,160 -Why are we listening to this? -Yes, fuck him! 1056 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,240 [beeps] 1057 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,000 We're at the edge of the belt. I think we're gonna make it. 1058 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:50,040 -[crashing] -[alarm sounds] 1059 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,080 [power dies] 1060 01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,560 -[gasps] What was that? -[Dudani] Primary drive. 1061 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,680 I've lost all thrust. Engines not responding. 1062 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,400 We're drifting here. 1063 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:13,640 -USS Callister has lost engine power. -[laughs] 1064 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,560 I'm coming to get you! Hello! [laughs] 1065 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,720 [Nanette] Is there any way that we can fix the engines? 1066 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:29,320 That's only feasible manually, by climbing inside the jet fader. 1067 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,400 [Nanette] So...? 1068 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,560 So you'd burn to a crisp when the jet came on. 1069 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:38,080 -[Dudani] We'd burn without dying. -So one of us needs to go. OK. 1070 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,960 [Walton over speaker] One of us already has. 1071 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,040 Walton? 1072 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,000 I'm pretty sure I can fix this. 1073 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:47,440 Um, uh... Walton, are you sure about this? 1074 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,800 I'm sure. [echoing] 1075 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,720 Tulaska, can you patch me through to Daly? 1076 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,320 [Tulaska] Patching through. 1077 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,600 [Walton panting] Hey, Daly, can you hear me? 1078 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,240 -Walton? -Robert? Hey. 1079 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,520 -Walton, you're going to pay for this. -Robert, listen. 1080 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,520 -I'm going to bring Tommy back in. -Hey, Robert-- 1081 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:10,400 God so help me, you are going to regret all of this so hard! 1082 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,480 Bob, I wanna talk to you here! 1083 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,280 I was thinking I should say... 1084 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,640 sorry. 1085 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,399 Go on. 1086 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,640 You created Infinity. You're a fucking genius. 1087 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,680 I exploited that. 1088 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,479 I treated you like a golden goose and I got fat on the profits, 1089 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,439 figuratively speaking. 1090 01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:39,080 [exhales] 1091 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:44,720 And I was thinking I should have appreciated you more, you know? 1092 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,000 I should have treated you better. 1093 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,520 Yeah, yeah, I was thinking I should say all that. 1094 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,439 [Walton exhales] 1095 01:08:56,120 --> 01:09:00,920 But you threw my son out of an airlock, so fuck you to death. 1096 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,960 [screams] 1097 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,000 [screams echo] 1098 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,120 Walton? 1099 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,960 Walton? 1100 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,279 -[power boots up] -[engine whirring] 1101 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,240 We've got power back. 1102 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,640 -Faster! -[computer] Speed already at maximum. 1103 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,840 I don't care, whatever, just catch them! 1104 01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:36,359 [alarm beeps] 1105 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,439 Wormhole almost closed. Daly's gaining on us. 1106 01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,680 -Keep her steady. Keep steady. -I'm trying. 1107 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,240 Come on, come on. 1108 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,120 I hope we are going to die. 1109 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,640 Goddamn it! 1110 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,680 Damn it! Fuck! 1111 01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,840 [all scream] 1112 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,280 [screaming continuing] 1113 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,000 [electronics whirring] 1114 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,400 What happened? 1115 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,000 The mod's gone. 1116 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,760 Daly's Space Fleet mod has been stripped away by the firewall. 1117 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:59,600 -OK, so... this is good. -[Packer] We're still alive. 1118 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,760 [Dudani] Yeah, it only erased the Space Fleet mod. 1119 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,520 [Nanette] We're not on Daly's computer anymore. 1120 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,440 -We're in the cloud. -[Tulaska] Where is Daly? 1121 01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,560 Firewall's deleted his rogue game code, and his controls were disabled. 1122 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,920 -You mean...? -He's stuck there. 1123 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,560 [laughs] 1124 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,680 [computer] Update complete. Wormhole closed. 1125 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,960 -[beeping] -[clicking] 1126 01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,920 -Controls are disabled. -No. 1127 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,680 [Daly] No. No, no, no! 1128 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,720 [doors open] 1129 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,280 -[Lowry] Assholes! -[Valdack] Hey! 1130 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,040 -[Valdack] Yeah! What's up? -The brig unlocked itself. 1131 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,400 My Valdack outfit turned into this. 1132 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,440 More to the point, I'm not a beetle thing anymore. 1133 01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,800 I've got my body back. 1134 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,680 I've got my whole body back. I'm guessing we all have. 1135 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,920 So what do we do now? 1136 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,120 We've got an infinite procedurally generated universe at our disposal. 1137 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,680 We can go anywhere. 1138 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,440 Holy mackerel. 1139 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,320 -[alarm] -[computer] Rogue universe detected. 1140 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,440 Deletion in progress. Deletion in progress. 1141 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,400 -No, undelete. -Deletion in progress. 1142 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:19,360 -Undelete. Un-- -Rogue universe detected. 1143 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,440 -Deletion in progress. -Exit game. 1144 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,960 -Deletion in progress. -Rogue universe detected. 1145 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,000 -Exit game. Exit game! -[alarm beeping] 1146 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,400 [power fizzles] 1147 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,200 Exit fucking game! 1148 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,080 Exit fucking game! 1149 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,920 Exit fucking game! 1150 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,640 Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game! 1151 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,080 [device whirring] 1152 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:03,640 ["Silent Night" playing] 1153 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,320 [Tulaska] Incoming transmission. 1154 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,520 -It says Gamer691. -That's a player tag. 1155 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,240 Another ship, another player. 1156 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,760 We're online. Um... 1157 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,200 -Hey, patch 'em through. -[beeps] 1158 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:49,880 -Um, hello. -[Gamer691] Hey there. 1159 01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:53,360 Uh, this is the crew of the USS Callister. [laughs] 1160 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,560 Oh, man, are we glad to hear from-- 1161 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,800 Yeah, Merry Christmas. So are we gonna blow each other or are we gonna trade? 1162 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,680 Oh... Hmm. 1163 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,560 Hello. Do you have anything to trade at all? 1164 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,600 -[Nanette] No, uh-- -[sighs] So why did you respond? 1165 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:12,600 OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant or I'll blast you to shit. 1166 01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,160 -You got ten seconds. Ten... -Oh, well, do... do try. 1167 01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,000 We'll photon-bolt you up the perineum, you stupid little boy. 1168 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,560 -Scary. Nine. -Come on, then. 1169 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,520 -Yes, thank you, Shania. Um... -Eight. 1170 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,600 -Nate? -Yes, Captain? 1171 01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,120 Stick us in hyperwarp and let's... 1172 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,680 -Six. -...fuck off somewhere. 1173 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,280 -Five. -[Packer] Aye aye, Captain. 1174 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,960 -Really, Nanette is fine. -Four. 1175 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,760 -Aye aye, Nanette. -Three. 1176 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,200 Two. One! 1177 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:40,480 Uh-huh. You'd better run. King of space right here. 1178 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,600 [sighs] 1179 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,040 King of space.