1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:09,005 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 2 00:00:25,565 --> 00:00:30,805 ‎剧名:生死搏击 3 00:00:39,645 --> 00:00:43,645 ‎(年) 4 00:01:13,525 --> 00:01:14,365 ‎嘿 5 00:01:15,845 --> 00:01:16,685 ‎嘿 6 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:21,245 ‎你一个人吗? 7 00:01:23,245 --> 00:01:24,085 ‎目前为止是这样 8 00:01:26,645 --> 00:01:28,765 ‎真可惜 你这么漂亮的女生… 9 00:01:29,765 --> 00:01:30,605 ‎好吧 10 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,205 ‎真俗 11 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,165 ‎或许我可以请你喝一杯 补偿一下 12 00:01:39,285 --> 00:01:40,125 ‎好啊 13 00:01:41,245 --> 00:01:42,085 ‎酒保 14 00:01:43,565 --> 00:01:44,565 ‎给我一杯霸克 15 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:48,085 ‎和一杯伏特加赛德卡 16 00:01:51,725 --> 00:01:53,885 ‎你凭什么认为我想要伏特加赛德卡? 17 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:55,485 ‎或许我知道你喜欢什么 18 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,205 ‎他们在那里 19 00:01:57,765 --> 00:01:59,165 ‎嘿! 20 00:02:03,245 --> 00:02:04,125 ‎来得正是时候 21 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:06,605 ‎-嘿 卡尔 ‎-你好吗 小妞?这是黛西 22 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,645 ‎黛西 这两位是丹尼和茜尔 23 00:02:09,725 --> 00:02:11,245 ‎-嗨 ‎-嘿 靓妹 24 00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:12,965 ‎他们就是我跟你说过的室友 25 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:16,565 ‎他们搅在一起 ‎就能得到公寓里最大的那个房间 26 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:17,485 ‎没错 27 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,485 ‎-我请你们喝酒 ‎-嗯 你说得对 28 00:02:20,565 --> 00:02:22,325 ‎去舞池吧 29 00:02:22,845 --> 00:02:24,005 ‎来吧 小妞 30 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,565 ‎嘿 31 00:02:26,645 --> 00:02:31,045 ‎刚刚的角色扮演游戏 ‎酒吧里邂逅陌生人… 32 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,285 ‎让我性致勃勃 33 00:02:36,285 --> 00:02:37,565 ‎提醒一下自己 34 00:02:38,285 --> 00:02:40,005 ‎我的宝贝喜欢角色扮演 35 00:02:42,805 --> 00:02:43,645 ‎你知道的 36 00:03:57,885 --> 00:03:59,005 ‎你来得正是时候 37 00:04:01,605 --> 00:04:03,125 ‎老兄 我明天得工作 38 00:04:03,205 --> 00:04:04,605 ‎让你的工作见鬼去吧 39 00:04:25,405 --> 00:04:27,405 ‎天哪! 40 00:04:30,325 --> 00:04:31,245 ‎(击倒) 41 00:04:31,325 --> 00:04:32,485 ‎操! 42 00:04:33,845 --> 00:04:34,885 ‎好了 老兄 43 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:38,725 ‎好 再来一局 44 00:04:38,805 --> 00:04:42,085 ‎-不行 老兄 太晚了 ‎-已经决定了 45 00:04:43,485 --> 00:04:44,365 ‎该死 46 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,525 ‎瞧 他又选罗克莎了 47 00:04:46,605 --> 00:04:49,125 ‎但你连续20回合都当兰斯 48 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:50,685 ‎-我知道你战无不胜 ‎-拜托 49 00:04:50,765 --> 00:04:52,365 ‎-我们现在去哪?熊猫山? ‎-山逊毙了 50 00:04:52,445 --> 00:04:54,125 ‎-水晶海滩? ‎-我们去寺庙吧 51 00:04:55,565 --> 00:04:56,565 ‎出发 52 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:59,245 ‎准备好挨揍吧 兰斯的风格 53 00:04:59,325 --> 00:05:01,085 ‎罗克莎会搞死你 54 00:05:01,165 --> 00:05:03,285 ‎-根本没道理 ‎-搞死你! 55 00:05:03,365 --> 00:05:04,285 ‎那是什么意思? 56 00:05:05,285 --> 00:05:06,125 ‎第一回合 57 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:07,045 ‎开打! 58 00:05:13,165 --> 00:05:15,965 ‎让开 来吧 59 00:05:19,805 --> 00:05:20,845 ‎让开 60 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:24,685 ‎不 不行 61 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:30,365 ‎你出错招了 老兄 62 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:31,605 ‎击倒 63 00:05:33,165 --> 00:05:34,125 ‎太好了 64 00:05:35,365 --> 00:05:36,445 ‎你们吵醒我了 65 00:05:38,525 --> 00:05:39,805 ‎太大声了 66 00:05:41,245 --> 00:05:42,965 ‎-要抽点吗? ‎-宝贝? 67 00:05:45,405 --> 00:05:46,685 ‎小声点 68 00:05:46,765 --> 00:05:47,605 ‎宝贝… 69 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,525 ‎(11年后) 70 00:06:06,885 --> 00:06:07,845 ‎大寿星 71 00:06:08,765 --> 00:06:10,245 ‎大寿星 72 00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:13,085 ‎嘿 73 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,245 ‎恭喜 你今年多大了? 74 00:06:17,685 --> 00:06:18,845 ‎38岁 75 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:21,085 ‎-马上就40了 ‎-对 76 00:06:21,485 --> 00:06:22,965 ‎我已行将就木 是吧? 77 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:24,845 ‎是啊 78 00:06:25,365 --> 00:06:26,405 ‎你见过西蒙吗? 79 00:06:29,165 --> 00:06:31,445 ‎-没见过 ‎-我们没见过 没有 80 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,405 ‎好 西蒙喜欢自行车 81 00:06:34,845 --> 00:06:35,925 ‎很好啊 82 00:06:38,045 --> 00:06:39,685 ‎-很好 ‎-麦克斯威尔 不准踢人 83 00:06:40,245 --> 00:06:41,085 ‎不准踢人 84 00:06:42,765 --> 00:06:44,045 ‎抱歉 85 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:56,365 ‎你喜欢摩托车还是只是自行车? 86 00:06:57,165 --> 00:06:58,165 ‎只是自行车 87 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:01,525 ‎好 88 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:25,405 ‎-抓人啦! ‎-泰勒 去外面 89 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:26,365 ‎不好意思! 90 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:28,925 ‎-不好意思 ‎-让我来 91 00:07:29,005 --> 00:07:29,845 ‎我来收拾 92 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:31,125 ‎弄到你身上了吗? 93 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,725 ‎嗯 你去玩吧 别担心 我来 94 00:07:45,405 --> 00:07:46,285 ‎卡尔 95 00:07:47,525 --> 00:07:50,245 ‎-嘿 茜尔 ‎-我有多久 96 00:07:50,325 --> 00:07:53,245 ‎-没见过你了? ‎-无论有多久 97 00:07:53,325 --> 00:07:54,765 ‎感觉更漫长 98 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:56,045 ‎黛西 99 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,245 ‎在外面停车吗? 100 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,885 ‎我和黛西 不 我们没在一起了 101 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:03,765 ‎-所以… ‎-天哪 我真遗憾 102 00:08:03,845 --> 00:08:05,805 ‎不 没事 真的 103 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:09,085 ‎我们大概一年前分手的 104 00:08:09,725 --> 00:08:10,605 ‎我一点都不知道 105 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,565 ‎我不用脸书 所以… 106 00:08:13,885 --> 00:08:15,525 ‎我不知道怎么应付这些事情 107 00:08:15,605 --> 00:08:16,965 ‎不 真的 没事 108 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:20,925 ‎我们还是朋友 ‎事实上 做朋友更好 很成熟的表现 109 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:23,565 ‎进来吧 110 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:25,125 ‎-请进 ‎-好 111 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,565 ‎-丹尼在后面 ‎-好 112 00:08:39,405 --> 00:08:41,885 ‎不准揍人 不准踢人 好吗? 113 00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:43,485 ‎-真对不起 ‎-没事了 114 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:45,805 ‎好 115 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:46,965 ‎去玩吧 没时间了 116 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:52,045 ‎真该死 拜托 117 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:58,245 ‎还是家常菜最好吃 118 00:09:01,405 --> 00:09:03,045 ‎-嘿 老兄 ‎-最近还好吗? 119 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:05,485 ‎哇 握手 120 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:07,645 ‎我的生活怎么了? 121 00:09:07,725 --> 00:09:09,765 ‎-被感染了还是怎么着? ‎-去死吧 122 00:09:10,565 --> 00:09:12,405 ‎来吧 过来 老兄 123 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:15,605 ‎这样好多了 来吧 兄弟 124 00:09:16,405 --> 00:09:18,005 ‎我看你依然是个混蛋 125 00:09:18,085 --> 00:09:19,245 ‎生日快乐 126 00:09:19,405 --> 00:09:21,885 ‎哇 你从何时起开始用礼品袋了? 127 00:09:21,965 --> 00:09:23,325 ‎是商店给的 128 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:24,525 ‎你要打开吗? 129 00:09:29,565 --> 00:09:31,685 ‎《生死搏击》 130 00:09:31,765 --> 00:09:32,605 ‎(《生死搏击》第十版) 131 00:09:32,685 --> 00:09:35,165 ‎第十版 《生死搏击》第十版 132 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,325 ‎最新版本 昨天刚上市 133 00:09:37,405 --> 00:09:38,525 ‎我在店里 134 00:09:38,605 --> 00:09:39,885 ‎看见了 然后… 135 00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,205 ‎天哪… 136 00:09:42,525 --> 00:09:43,565 ‎这让我想到以前的事 137 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,085 ‎这里说需要虚拟现实外部附件 138 00:09:47,165 --> 00:09:48,485 ‎我没有 139 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,005 ‎你有的 140 00:09:55,285 --> 00:09:56,245 ‎不会吧… 141 00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:01,965 ‎少来! 142 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:03,405 ‎不 别这样 老兄… 143 00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:04,805 ‎今天是你生日 144 00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:06,605 ‎把礼物收下 好吗? 145 00:10:06,685 --> 00:10:07,525 ‎(TCKR系统) 146 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:09,965 ‎说真的 你会玩疯的 147 00:10:10,045 --> 00:10:11,725 ‎我在店里试过 148 00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:12,885 ‎他们给我演示 149 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:16,285 ‎五分钟 让我震撼不已 150 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,525 ‎谢了 老兄 151 00:10:19,605 --> 00:10:20,605 ‎不客气 152 00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:23,925 ‎那是你儿子? 153 00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:27,205 ‎-不 那是麦克斯威尔 ‎-麦克斯威尔! 154 00:10:27,285 --> 00:10:29,685 ‎-各位 ‎-泰勒 155 00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,525 ‎学校里的朋友 156 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,125 ‎要喝啤酒吗 老兄? 157 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,365 ‎他终于拯救了我! 158 00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:38,605 ‎太好了! 159 00:10:41,485 --> 00:10:42,325 ‎谢谢 160 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:45,525 ‎妈妈 161 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,045 ‎茜尔 我们用塑料杯吗? 162 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,245 ‎茜尔气色很好 163 00:10:54,805 --> 00:10:57,045 ‎很高兴看到你们俩中 ‎至少其中一人是健身房会员 164 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:57,965 ‎是吗? 165 00:10:58,485 --> 00:10:59,645 ‎说真的 老兄 166 00:11:00,725 --> 00:11:03,045 ‎你走路的样子简直像个怪物 167 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:06,565 ‎嘿 自从我的膝盖受伤后 ‎一直不能锻炼 好吗? 168 00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:08,245 ‎我不是拿这个来当借口 169 00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:10,085 ‎-我只是… ‎-不 当然不是 170 00:11:10,645 --> 00:11:11,885 ‎去你的 好吗? 171 00:11:12,245 --> 00:11:14,245 ‎我可以任其自然 172 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,285 ‎我安顿下来了 173 00:11:15,365 --> 00:11:18,605 ‎感谢上帝 我没必要跟人约会 174 00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:21,925 ‎总是等着人来找我 ‎真他妈的简直胡扯 175 00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:24,765 ‎-跟第二份工作无异 ‎-得跟上年轻男人的步伐 176 00:11:24,845 --> 00:11:26,605 ‎怎么?你每天得做一千次卷腹? 177 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,045 ‎每天早上50次 178 00:11:29,165 --> 00:11:30,245 ‎早上50次 179 00:11:31,325 --> 00:11:32,725 ‎给你的蛋蛋脱毛吗? 180 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,765 ‎那些年轻男人肯定会这么做 181 00:11:37,165 --> 00:11:39,605 ‎你给蛋蛋脱毛… ‎真恶心! 182 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,125 ‎对 像八号球一样闪闪发亮 183 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:45,685 ‎只为不出局? 184 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:48,245 ‎我同情你 185 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:49,285 ‎-对 ‎-真的 186 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,245 ‎你知道我离开这里后 会去哪儿吗? 187 00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:57,285 ‎该死 胸部也要脱毛吗? 188 00:11:58,725 --> 00:11:59,565 ‎见… 189 00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:01,605 ‎玛丽艾拉 190 00:12:03,085 --> 00:12:05,845 ‎-玛丽艾拉 ‎-她是和声歌手和主唱 191 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:08,205 ‎校乐团吗?她多大? 192 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:09,805 ‎29 193 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,085 ‎不 28 194 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:14,925 ‎看 这张也是她 195 00:12:18,765 --> 00:12:20,485 ‎想跟大家一起分享吗? 196 00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:29,805 ‎真幸运 197 00:12:30,045 --> 00:12:30,885 ‎或许吧 198 00:12:37,485 --> 00:12:38,485 ‎你在干嘛? 199 00:12:39,245 --> 00:12:40,085 ‎你在干嘛? 200 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,125 ‎泰勒睡了吗? 201 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:53,365 ‎在他让我关灯之前… 202 00:12:53,645 --> 00:12:56,685 ‎我又得读那本该死的马卡鲁书 203 00:12:58,205 --> 00:12:59,965 ‎“马卡鲁找到了那只鞋…” 204 00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:01,245 ‎“…把它挂在树上” 205 00:13:02,005 --> 00:13:03,685 ‎马卡鲁不懂得 206 00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:05,885 ‎尊重环境 我觉得是这样 207 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:07,805 ‎我来吧 208 00:13:08,485 --> 00:13:09,525 ‎不 我能应付 209 00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:12,605 ‎今天是你的生日 来吧 210 00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:19,005 ‎谢谢 211 00:13:21,005 --> 00:13:21,885 ‎好 212 00:13:24,565 --> 00:13:25,525 ‎你知道的 213 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,565 ‎你应该告诉我卡尔和黛西分手了 214 00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:32,205 ‎-他说了谁跟谁提出分手的吗? ‎-我没问 215 00:13:33,285 --> 00:13:36,445 ‎我总是说 这两人不适合在一起 216 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,125 ‎自从我上次见他 已经时隔许久了 217 00:13:40,205 --> 00:13:42,205 ‎我觉得肯定是去年生日的时候 218 00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:44,365 ‎一整年转眼就过去了 219 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,805 ‎他跟他电话上那个女人是认真的吗? 220 00:13:50,685 --> 00:13:51,965 ‎我没问 221 00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:53,685 ‎男人不擅长交流 222 00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:55,805 ‎你们俩认识多久了? 223 00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:59,245 ‎根本没机会谈这些事情 对吧? 224 00:13:59,525 --> 00:14:01,165 ‎我是说 除了客套话 225 00:14:01,885 --> 00:14:03,165 ‎或育儿经 226 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:04,845 ‎目前来说 这是重要话题 227 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:06,365 ‎我们应该都出去玩玩 228 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:07,845 ‎嗯 这个嘛… 229 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:08,885 ‎你知道的 230 00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:10,245 ‎工作 231 00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:11,845 ‎我们是父母 232 00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:14,805 ‎他在市中心的唱片公司 我们… 233 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:15,965 ‎在这里 234 00:14:16,325 --> 00:14:18,085 ‎我们应该请他来吃晚餐 235 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,325 ‎你可以做你的辣椒 236 00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:25,045 ‎好啊 237 00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:30,565 ‎警告 扁平餐具会划伤 238 00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:33,005 ‎你得把刀具锋利的一端朝下放 239 00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:33,925 ‎我知道 240 00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:48,325 ‎看看这人脸上的罗德曼表情 241 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,205 ‎-你好吗? ‎-很好 242 00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:53,285 ‎罗德曼? 243 00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:54,845 ‎丹尼斯罗德曼 244 00:15:01,805 --> 00:15:03,245 ‎他以前是篮球运动员吧? 245 00:15:03,845 --> 00:15:04,685 ‎对 246 00:15:05,725 --> 00:15:06,565 ‎对了… 247 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:08,485 ‎懂了 248 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:16,525 ‎应用说我们得在一小时内做 249 00:15:16,685 --> 00:15:18,285 ‎最佳受孕时间 250 00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:23,685 ‎我有点累 但我想我们应该做 251 00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:27,085 ‎我们要做 252 00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:31,245 ‎刚刚吃得太多 不知道我能不能做 253 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,045 ‎最好还是留着吧 254 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:37,885 ‎我可以睡觉了吗? 255 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:41,965 ‎睡吧 256 00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:48,285 ‎爱你 宝贝 257 00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:51,125 ‎我也爱你 258 00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:02,765 ‎该死 259 00:16:34,205 --> 00:16:37,085 ‎(卡尔邀请你玩 ‎《生死搏击》第十版) 260 00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:44,605 ‎嘿 老兄 261 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:47,285 ‎嘿 你还醒着吗?想玩游戏吗? 262 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,925 ‎今晚还是算了吧 我… 263 00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,805 ‎拜托 你在玩什么? 264 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,045 ‎我猜是很无趣的东西 265 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,005 ‎好吧 266 00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:55,925 ‎你猜对了 267 00:16:56,005 --> 00:16:57,965 ‎好 把我送给你的体验磁片拿出来 268 00:16:58,045 --> 00:16:59,205 ‎放进去 开始玩 269 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,885 ‎说真的 老兄 太疯狂了 270 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,965 ‎你会疯掉的 你会兴奋不已… 271 00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:04,885 ‎(《生死搏击》第十版) 272 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,085 ‎…灵魂出窍 273 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:08,365 ‎好吧 我该怎么做? 274 00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:09,685 ‎好 275 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:12,485 ‎他们在店里给我演示过 ‎你把游戏芯片插进去… 276 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,725 ‎-好了 ‎-现在把磁片拿起来 277 00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:18,765 ‎贴在你的头上 278 00:17:18,845 --> 00:17:19,965 ‎左边还是右边? 279 00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:21,245 ‎无所谓 280 00:17:27,485 --> 00:17:28,485 ‎-好了 ‎-好 281 00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:30,885 ‎现在按下控制器上的同步按钮 282 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,005 ‎什么都没发生 283 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,925 ‎我们还没选择搏击手 284 00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:36,285 ‎所以 我是… 285 00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:38,485 ‎罗克莎 286 00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:40,405 ‎好 287 00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:42,005 ‎那我的搏击手在哪? 288 00:17:42,605 --> 00:17:43,525 ‎兰斯 289 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,765 ‎该死 好 兰斯 290 00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:45,685 ‎开始吧 291 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,605 ‎好 292 00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:47,725 ‎你得… 293 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,645 ‎做好心理准备 294 00:17:50,205 --> 00:17:51,405 ‎做好准备?拜托 295 00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:52,685 ‎准备好了吗? 296 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,205 ‎-嗯 准备好了 ‎-三 297 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:56,565 ‎二 298 00:17:58,605 --> 00:17:59,565 ‎一 299 00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,525 ‎天哪! 300 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:17,965 ‎太扯了 301 00:18:20,805 --> 00:18:22,165 ‎-搞什么… ‎-喂! 302 00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:23,725 ‎丹尼 303 00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:26,125 ‎我说了你得最好心理准备 304 00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:28,405 ‎卡尔? 305 00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,805 ‎很疯狂吧? 306 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:39,845 ‎感觉胸部真结实 307 00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:41,965 ‎你以为你的胸部令人惊艳? 308 00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:44,245 ‎看看这玩意 309 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:47,845 ‎-这… ‎-我知道 对吧? 310 00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:49,805 ‎你的膝盖怎么样? 311 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:56,125 ‎很棒 312 00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:04,605 ‎老天 现实世界中没法做的很多事 ‎在这里都可以做 313 00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:08,765 ‎好 别再玩杂技队长的绝活了 314 00:19:10,005 --> 00:19:12,325 ‎-准备好搏斗了吗? ‎-准备好了 315 00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:15,085 ‎第一回合 316 00:19:15,525 --> 00:19:16,525 ‎开打! 317 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,525 ‎稍等 318 00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:22,045 ‎会痛吗? 319 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:24,245 ‎游戏会模拟所有的肉体感觉 320 00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:25,365 ‎会还是不会? 321 00:19:25,925 --> 00:19:26,925 ‎会痛! 322 00:19:32,925 --> 00:19:33,805 ‎接掌! 323 00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,045 ‎我要揍翻你! 324 00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:47,405 ‎雷电拳! 325 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:50,685 ‎旋风腿! 326 00:19:54,565 --> 00:19:56,125 ‎你就这点能耐 老兄? 327 00:19:57,885 --> 00:19:59,205 ‎天哪 328 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,565 ‎别担心 会重设 不碍事 329 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,245 ‎真惨 330 00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:05,485 ‎第二回合 331 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:06,885 ‎稍等 332 00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:08,285 ‎-开打! ‎-该死 我很生疏 333 00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,405 ‎我都不记得这家伙会用哪些招数 334 00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:13,125 ‎拜托 跟骑自行车一样 335 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,405 ‎看见了吧?挡得不错 336 00:20:18,165 --> 00:20:19,005 ‎谢了 337 00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:23,525 ‎超级驱动! 338 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:26,325 ‎倒垃圾! 339 00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:28,885 ‎龙卷风狂怒! 340 00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:25,725 ‎不! 341 00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:32,725 ‎我怎么离开这里? 342 00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:34,565 ‎退出游戏! 343 00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:35,485 ‎(卡尔离开了游戏) 344 00:21:38,485 --> 00:21:40,805 ‎退出… ‎退出游戏! 345 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:44,965 ‎该死 346 00:21:51,405 --> 00:21:52,485 ‎真该死 347 00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:25,005 ‎你好啊 348 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,325 ‎他从哪里来的? 349 00:23:20,405 --> 00:23:21,445 ‎我的出租车到了 350 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:25,405 ‎晚安 小家伙 351 00:23:25,565 --> 00:23:26,445 ‎晚安 352 00:23:26,765 --> 00:23:28,445 ‎替我照顾好爸爸 好吗? 353 00:23:28,685 --> 00:23:29,645 ‎好 354 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,845 ‎我不确定什么时候会回来 355 00:23:34,485 --> 00:23:36,885 ‎-大概取决于是否堵车 ‎-好好玩 好吗? 356 00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,045 ‎(滑轮俱乐部) 357 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,165 ‎(总冠军:卡尔) 358 00:23:43,245 --> 00:23:44,645 ‎乳液空间 359 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,525 ‎乳液空间 360 00:23:58,245 --> 00:24:00,685 ‎-…鞋 把它挂在树上 ‎-…鞋 把它挂在树上 361 00:24:00,765 --> 00:24:01,725 ‎很好 362 00:24:02,405 --> 00:24:05,045 ‎-闪亮的一边变成了滑梯 ‎-闪亮的一边变成了滑梯 363 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,325 ‎-他开心地滑下来 ‎-‎他开心地滑下来 364 00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:09,805 ‎-他把树叶整理好… ‎-他把树叶整理好… 365 00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:12,805 ‎游戏结束 366 00:24:25,325 --> 00:24:26,485 ‎(卡尔上线) 367 00:24:31,965 --> 00:24:33,925 ‎(卡尔邀请你玩 ‎《生死搏击》第十版) 368 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,485 ‎嘿 你好 369 00:24:43,005 --> 00:24:44,845 ‎嘿 我不能玩太久 ‎…我… 370 00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:46,765 ‎-没问题 我也不能 ‎-听着… 371 00:24:48,605 --> 00:24:50,525 ‎我们上次玩的时候 我喝醉了 老兄 372 00:24:51,165 --> 00:24:52,005 ‎在派对上喝多了 373 00:24:52,685 --> 00:24:53,605 ‎我也是 374 00:24:55,685 --> 00:24:56,525 ‎好的 375 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,005 ‎好 376 00:25:01,205 --> 00:25:02,405 ‎这样真好 能玩… 377 00:25:03,605 --> 00:25:06,085 ‎-像样的游戏 知道吗? ‎-像样的游戏 378 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,405 ‎像样的游戏 379 00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,485 ‎开始了 380 00:25:21,245 --> 00:25:23,405 ‎得痛扁你一顿 王八蛋 381 00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:25,565 ‎是吗? 382 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:26,885 ‎试试看 383 00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:28,045 ‎第一回合 384 00:25:28,765 --> 00:25:29,805 ‎开打! 385 00:26:03,685 --> 00:26:06,685 ‎停下!不要! 386 00:26:10,045 --> 00:26:11,405 ‎(杰里科科拉酒吧) 387 00:26:11,485 --> 00:26:12,485 ‎能听见吗? 388 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:15,685 ‎现在能听见吗? 389 00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:18,405 ‎你是司机吧? 390 00:26:19,485 --> 00:26:21,525 ‎对 我在酒吧外面 391 00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:23,885 ‎酒吧 392 00:27:14,605 --> 00:27:15,445 ‎那么… 393 00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:18,245 ‎我们现在大概是同志了 394 00:27:24,205 --> 00:27:25,045 ‎开玩笑的 395 00:27:27,405 --> 00:27:28,925 ‎觉得不像同志 396 00:27:34,325 --> 00:27:35,525 ‎-怎么了? ‎-老天 397 00:27:36,085 --> 00:27:36,925 ‎退出游戏 398 00:27:40,445 --> 00:27:41,285 ‎怎么? 399 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,805 ‎-你应该在床上的 ‎-我渴了 400 00:27:48,885 --> 00:27:49,765 ‎你渴了? 401 00:27:51,845 --> 00:27:56,965 ‎(抱歉离开了游戏 ‎泰勒醒了 踢我的小腿) 402 00:28:37,205 --> 00:28:38,605 ‎-你吃完了吗? ‎-是的 403 00:28:38,685 --> 00:28:39,845 ‎是的什么? 404 00:28:39,925 --> 00:28:41,045 ‎是的 谢谢 405 00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:42,765 ‎去吧 406 00:28:47,765 --> 00:28:48,885 ‎嘿 妈妈 407 00:28:49,885 --> 00:28:51,165 ‎嘿 你好啊 小家伙 408 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,365 ‎看来你可以喝杯咖啡 409 00:29:01,525 --> 00:29:04,005 ‎感觉头昏昏沉沉的 410 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,765 ‎你不该喝酒 411 00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:11,765 ‎我的例假来晚了 还希望能怀上呢 412 00:29:12,805 --> 00:29:14,885 ‎我出门的时候突然来了 所以… 413 00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:19,205 ‎我就不管这么多了 414 00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:22,125 ‎我很遗憾 415 00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:25,685 ‎下次吧 416 00:29:42,045 --> 00:29:44,845 ‎下一级 进化印记 417 00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:47,405 ‎你们现在看到的书是收缩包装的… 418 00:29:54,085 --> 00:29:56,805 ‎程序开始前 请冲洗碗碟 419 00:30:24,285 --> 00:30:25,445 ‎第一回合 420 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,165 ‎开打! 421 00:30:27,245 --> 00:30:28,645 ‎(搏击) 422 00:31:33,365 --> 00:31:34,805 ‎对不起 宝贝 423 00:31:36,005 --> 00:31:38,005 ‎我只是累了 好吗? 424 00:32:35,365 --> 00:32:36,285 ‎好 425 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,205 ‎你有心事的时候 我知道 426 00:32:39,605 --> 00:32:40,485 ‎怎么了? 427 00:32:44,285 --> 00:32:45,325 ‎感觉怎么样? 428 00:32:47,485 --> 00:32:48,445 ‎我是说 比如… 429 00:32:48,605 --> 00:32:49,525 ‎感觉 430 00:32:50,725 --> 00:32:52,685 ‎身处女人的身体内 同时… 431 00:32:54,445 --> 00:32:55,405 ‎疯狂 432 00:32:59,005 --> 00:33:01,605 ‎很疯狂 433 00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:03,805 ‎我是说… 434 00:33:04,645 --> 00:33:05,525 ‎不一样 435 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,005 ‎就好像… 436 00:33:07,645 --> 00:33:08,885 ‎肉体上的 437 00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:11,605 ‎感觉 更加 438 00:33:14,805 --> 00:33:16,085 ‎令人满足 439 00:33:18,085 --> 00:33:20,165 ‎我没法解释清楚 440 00:33:20,485 --> 00:33:22,845 ‎就好像一种是吉他独奏 441 00:33:23,325 --> 00:33:26,845 ‎另一种则是整个管弦乐团的表演 442 00:33:28,285 --> 00:33:30,045 ‎但从基本上来说 是同一首曲子 443 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,165 ‎却是不同的节奏 444 00:33:32,245 --> 00:33:33,085 ‎对 445 00:33:33,285 --> 00:33:35,565 ‎我觉得你做的这个类比很贴切 446 00:33:36,045 --> 00:33:37,165 ‎去死吧 447 00:34:10,485 --> 00:34:12,605 ‎不要… ‎听好了 先生 448 00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:14,925 ‎听好了 449 00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:46,485 ‎(茜尔 今晚请了保姆 吻你) 450 00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:50,125 ‎(为什么?) 451 00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:59,285 ‎(结婚纪念日) 452 00:34:59,405 --> 00:35:00,685 ‎(谢谢你这么问) 453 00:35:02,565 --> 00:35:03,765 ‎该死 454 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,925 ‎(卡尔) 455 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:17,525 ‎(不 今晚不行 ‎结婚纪念日 抱歉 吻你) 456 00:35:20,845 --> 00:35:22,565 ‎(结婚纪念日 抱歉) 457 00:35:22,645 --> 00:35:24,285 ‎(结婚纪念日 抱歉 吻你) 458 00:35:32,285 --> 00:35:33,485 ‎(丹尼 不 今晚不行) 459 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,245 ‎(结婚纪念日 抱歉) 460 00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:58,365 ‎-嘿 ‎-嗨 461 00:35:58,965 --> 00:35:59,965 ‎我能… 462 00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:02,965 ‎行还是不行? 463 00:36:03,045 --> 00:36:05,245 ‎我刚才想问我能否请你喝杯酒 464 00:36:08,765 --> 00:36:09,605 ‎抱歉 465 00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,085 ‎-天哪 ‎-对 466 00:36:13,725 --> 00:36:14,845 ‎真对不起 467 00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:16,285 ‎不用 468 00:36:16,605 --> 00:36:17,565 ‎不 说真的 469 00:36:18,805 --> 00:36:19,885 ‎说真的 470 00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:23,885 ‎我打扰你了 471 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:26,965 ‎抱歉 472 00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:35,885 ‎嘿 473 00:36:40,445 --> 00:36:42,645 ‎-还满意吗? ‎-很棒 谢谢 474 00:36:45,325 --> 00:36:46,805 ‎甜点马上就来 475 00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:53,845 ‎真好吃 476 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,245 ‎知道吗?你有个特点… 477 00:37:07,445 --> 00:37:09,525 ‎有时 你心不在焉 478 00:37:10,285 --> 00:37:12,925 ‎-什么意思? ‎-我是说 你会神游 479 00:37:14,005 --> 00:37:15,445 ‎你进去 480 00:37:16,085 --> 00:37:17,405 ‎把我留在外面 481 00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:22,045 ‎你还在吗? 482 00:37:23,725 --> 00:37:24,725 ‎当然了 483 00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:27,685 ‎好 那么 有什么新鲜事吗? 484 00:37:28,565 --> 00:37:29,405 ‎没什么 485 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:33,765 ‎我们好几周没做了 486 00:37:34,725 --> 00:37:36,245 ‎我最近很累 487 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:38,765 ‎我们应该继续尝试的 488 00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:40,445 ‎-我们在继续尝试 ‎-没有 489 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,965 ‎丹尼 如果你不干我 我没法怀孕 490 00:37:43,045 --> 00:37:43,885 ‎天哪 491 00:37:46,005 --> 00:37:47,325 ‎并不是因为我不想 492 00:37:49,085 --> 00:37:51,245 ‎我说了 我最近很累 493 00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:53,365 ‎我很遗憾 494 00:37:55,685 --> 00:37:57,285 ‎但发生了什么事吗? 495 00:37:57,365 --> 00:37:59,365 ‎-发生了什么事? ‎-我刚刚这么说了 496 00:38:00,805 --> 00:38:02,165 ‎没发生任何事 497 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:07,445 ‎那是什么原因? 498 00:38:10,085 --> 00:38:10,965 ‎是因为我吗? 499 00:38:11,045 --> 00:38:11,885 ‎不是 500 00:38:12,085 --> 00:38:14,045 ‎你不再碰我了 501 00:38:14,245 --> 00:38:16,805 ‎-茜尔 ‎-你都不吻我 502 00:38:17,685 --> 00:38:19,645 ‎没有那些甜蜜的小动作了 503 00:38:20,885 --> 00:38:22,085 ‎捏我的肩膀 504 00:38:22,605 --> 00:38:24,805 ‎在厨房里 经过我时 ‎你会把手放在我的背上 505 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,525 ‎-茜尔 ‎-你连那样都不会了 506 00:38:27,525 --> 00:38:28,885 ‎你不想要我了吗? 507 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:31,765 ‎-我永远都想要你 ‎-不 你懂我的意思 508 00:38:31,845 --> 00:38:35,165 ‎我是说我 这个 509 00:38:47,485 --> 00:38:49,805 ‎我知道我今非昔比 生了泰勒后 510 00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:51,885 ‎我的身体跟以前不一样了 511 00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:52,805 ‎别这样说 512 00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,165 ‎你跟人约会吗? 513 00:38:58,165 --> 00:38:59,085 ‎没有 514 00:39:01,245 --> 00:39:02,085 ‎没有 515 00:39:03,685 --> 00:39:06,445 ‎那你为什么不想要我? ‎你以前一直想要我的 516 00:39:11,605 --> 00:39:12,565 ‎不好意思 517 00:39:14,005 --> 00:39:16,125 ‎很无趣 我懂 518 00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:17,765 ‎家庭生活… 519 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:21,845 ‎该死 我觉得很无趣 520 00:39:23,885 --> 00:39:25,045 ‎但我很忠实 521 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:28,525 ‎我忠实于我们的家庭 忠实于你 522 00:39:29,725 --> 00:39:32,405 ‎老天知道 如果我想 ‎我也可以出去 随心所欲 523 00:39:33,085 --> 00:39:35,085 ‎你以为我没做出牺牲? 524 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,165 ‎我没有为自己拒绝过任何东西? 525 00:39:40,005 --> 00:39:42,085 ‎先前酒吧里有个男人想跟我搭讪 526 00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:45,885 ‎我的内心希望他… ‎为了兴奋感和该死的热情 527 00:39:46,605 --> 00:39:48,685 ‎但你应该这样做 528 00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:49,885 ‎如果跟人有关系 529 00:39:50,765 --> 00:39:53,365 ‎这是其中的一部分 拒绝外在的一切 530 00:39:56,005 --> 00:39:58,325 ‎你拒绝外在的一切 因为你承诺过 531 00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:02,525 ‎承诺就是这么回事 532 00:40:05,685 --> 00:40:07,845 ‎天哪 如果有事情发生 我只… 533 00:40:08,845 --> 00:40:09,965 ‎我只想知道 534 00:40:10,765 --> 00:40:12,725 ‎我会照自己的方式处理 535 00:40:13,485 --> 00:40:14,605 ‎我只是一定要知道 536 00:40:21,965 --> 00:40:23,525 ‎没发生任何事 537 00:40:25,885 --> 00:40:26,845 ‎我保证 538 00:40:29,765 --> 00:40:30,885 ‎我发誓 539 00:40:37,405 --> 00:40:39,685 ‎一份巧克力炸弹 540 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,565 ‎和两把勺子 541 00:40:43,685 --> 00:40:44,565 ‎请享用 542 00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:47,885 ‎这就对了 543 00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:49,645 ‎很好 544 00:41:01,645 --> 00:41:02,525 ‎对不起 545 00:41:06,445 --> 00:41:08,005 ‎我到不了高潮 546 00:41:11,045 --> 00:41:12,965 ‎你又在担心你的工作吗? 547 00:41:15,565 --> 00:41:16,565 ‎我想是的 548 00:41:19,165 --> 00:41:20,005 ‎好吧 549 00:41:26,325 --> 00:41:27,925 ‎我能自己弄完吗? 550 00:41:53,045 --> 00:41:55,365 ‎(卡尔上线) 551 00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,685 ‎(卡尔 你在哪?) 552 00:42:45,565 --> 00:42:47,365 ‎-不好意思 ‎-没事 553 00:42:47,445 --> 00:42:48,445 ‎我得接个电话 554 00:42:49,805 --> 00:42:50,725 ‎喂 555 00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:53,205 ‎嘿 556 00:42:56,045 --> 00:42:59,485 ‎-什么意思? ‎-意思是我不能再这样做了 557 00:42:59,685 --> 00:43:00,805 ‎这样对茜尔不公平 558 00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:03,725 ‎但这算不上出轨 是… 559 00:43:03,805 --> 00:43:06,525 ‎这不真实 就好像… ‎色情片 560 00:43:06,965 --> 00:43:07,805 ‎或诸如此类的 561 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:09,925 ‎拜托 老兄 你知道这样做不对 562 00:43:10,485 --> 00:43:12,085 ‎我得考虑茜尔 563 00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:13,285 ‎好 不过… 564 00:43:13,605 --> 00:43:16,045 ‎我们没必要完全切断 这样如何… 565 00:43:17,405 --> 00:43:18,725 ‎每个月的第一个周日? 566 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,765 ‎-不行 ‎-偶尔为之 567 00:43:20,845 --> 00:43:21,685 ‎卡尔! 568 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,445 ‎必须停止 彻底了断 569 00:43:23,525 --> 00:43:26,485 ‎别这样 这很好 你知道的 570 00:43:26,565 --> 00:43:27,645 ‎听着 我得挂了 571 00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:29,805 ‎对不起 572 00:43:30,245 --> 00:43:31,125 ‎丹尼 573 00:43:31,725 --> 00:43:32,645 ‎再见 574 00:43:33,605 --> 00:43:34,525 ‎丹尼 575 00:43:56,685 --> 00:43:58,725 ‎(七个月后) 576 00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:13,285 ‎好 577 00:44:13,365 --> 00:44:15,285 ‎我得突破你的防守 准备好了吗? 578 00:44:15,845 --> 00:44:16,685 ‎开始! 579 00:44:23,365 --> 00:44:24,205 ‎你赢了 580 00:44:52,885 --> 00:44:54,965 ‎他睡着了 581 00:44:55,045 --> 00:44:57,285 ‎马卡鲁又找到了那只鞋? 582 00:44:57,365 --> 00:44:58,685 ‎把它挂在树上 583 00:45:06,005 --> 00:45:07,645 ‎生日快乐 584 00:45:08,565 --> 00:45:11,125 ‎抱歉 是一份小礼物 我没法出门 585 00:45:11,205 --> 00:45:13,365 ‎正合我意 586 00:45:14,405 --> 00:45:15,405 ‎谢谢 587 00:45:17,085 --> 00:45:19,165 ‎-真香 ‎-是的… 588 00:45:19,245 --> 00:45:21,685 ‎是你爱吃的甜菜原食 589 00:45:21,765 --> 00:45:23,845 ‎嗯 份量真大 590 00:45:23,925 --> 00:45:25,925 ‎-对 ‎-你又有饥饿痛了吗? 591 00:45:28,085 --> 00:45:29,925 ‎-今晚我们三个人吃饭 ‎-我知道 592 00:45:30,005 --> 00:45:32,085 ‎-我正是这么说的 ‎-我是说三个成人 593 00:45:32,845 --> 00:45:33,965 ‎我请了卡尔过来 594 00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:36,805 ‎惊喜 595 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,325 ‎卡尔? 596 00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:43,365 ‎去年 你说你几乎没机会见他 597 00:45:43,445 --> 00:45:46,005 ‎在我们举办的烧烤会上 ‎你也没跟他说话 598 00:45:46,085 --> 00:45:47,645 ‎所以我上周给他发邮件了 599 00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:49,885 ‎他说什么了? 600 00:45:50,285 --> 00:45:52,165 ‎他说他很期待 601 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:57,765 ‎说曹操 曹操到 602 00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,405 ‎天哪 你记得我们合租的时候 603 00:46:08,485 --> 00:46:11,005 ‎住在楼下的那个疯子男人吗? 604 00:46:11,085 --> 00:46:13,965 ‎我们放音乐的时候 他总是敲天花板 605 00:46:14,045 --> 00:46:16,245 ‎他有道理 因为我们很大声 606 00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:22,565 ‎宝贝 你记得你拿到莫利那次吗? 607 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:26,085 ‎你坚持要我们都吸 608 00:46:26,165 --> 00:46:28,245 ‎第二天 我得上班 609 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,765 ‎我们当时很年轻吧 610 00:46:35,725 --> 00:46:39,125 ‎轩尼诗和甜品现在变得越来越疯狂了 611 00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:43,845 ‎说到甜品 我想差不多好了 612 00:46:54,605 --> 00:46:56,005 ‎你到底在干什么? 613 00:46:57,445 --> 00:46:58,285 ‎吃东西而已 614 00:46:58,605 --> 00:47:00,445 ‎我不是这个意思 好吗? 615 00:47:01,005 --> 00:47:02,245 ‎你干嘛来这里? 616 00:47:02,325 --> 00:47:04,205 ‎她叫我过来 你指望我说什么? 617 00:47:04,285 --> 00:47:05,525 ‎-编借口 ‎-比如什么? 618 00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:07,045 ‎什么都好 619 00:47:09,405 --> 00:47:11,405 ‎我算什么?前妻还是什么? 620 00:47:11,485 --> 00:47:13,365 ‎听着 太奇怪了 好吗? 621 00:47:14,445 --> 00:47:16,125 ‎真他妈太奇怪了 622 00:47:24,365 --> 00:47:26,005 ‎我告诉你什么很奇怪 623 00:47:32,085 --> 00:47:33,205 ‎无可比拟 624 00:47:34,445 --> 00:47:35,365 ‎是吗? 625 00:47:37,085 --> 00:47:38,645 ‎我试过替换它 老兄 626 00:47:40,405 --> 00:47:41,245 ‎我试过了 627 00:47:42,325 --> 00:47:45,205 ‎我用电脑控制的角色试过 ‎简直是胡扯 628 00:47:45,285 --> 00:47:46,885 ‎-闭嘴 ‎-跟橡胶娃娃一样 629 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,845 ‎程序没设计成会有性爱 ‎它们只是躺在那里 630 00:47:51,685 --> 00:47:53,245 ‎我跟真正的玩家试过 631 00:47:54,685 --> 00:47:56,885 ‎其他控制兰斯的人 632 00:47:57,845 --> 00:48:00,805 ‎有一个来自荷兰的人 ‎他有点笨 懂吗? 633 00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:03,045 ‎只要我不考虑他的口音就行 634 00:48:03,405 --> 00:48:06,165 ‎但我对它没感觉 635 00:48:07,805 --> 00:48:10,485 ‎我对它没感觉 ‎跟我们在里面时不一样 你和我 636 00:48:12,885 --> 00:48:14,125 ‎别说了 637 00:48:14,645 --> 00:48:16,045 ‎我什么都试过了 638 00:48:18,085 --> 00:48:22,125 ‎我试过各种各样的男性玩家 ‎女性玩家 多玩家集体做爱 639 00:48:22,205 --> 00:48:23,045 ‎什么样的都玩过 640 00:48:23,485 --> 00:48:26,605 ‎我甚至干过唐卓 那个北极熊角色 641 00:48:29,805 --> 00:48:31,285 ‎我干过一头北极熊 642 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,805 ‎我依然没法忘记你 643 00:48:33,885 --> 00:48:34,885 ‎我没法帮你 644 00:48:34,965 --> 00:48:36,365 ‎你还想干罗克莎 645 00:48:36,445 --> 00:48:37,525 ‎-我不想 ‎-你想! 646 00:48:38,685 --> 00:48:41,005 ‎-只是… ‎-我这辈子最美妙的性爱 647 00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:45,285 ‎也是你最美妙的性爱 ‎超越一切 你知道的 648 00:48:48,045 --> 00:48:49,285 ‎想想看 649 00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:52,365 ‎想想她 650 00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:55,085 ‎罗克莎 651 00:48:56,165 --> 00:48:57,405 ‎抱着她 652 00:48:59,285 --> 00:49:01,685 ‎-我温暖的肌肤贴着你的皮肤 ‎-别说了 653 00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:04,045 ‎她紧致湿润的阴道 654 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,845 ‎-真该死 老兄! ‎-因为午夜时分 655 00:49:05,925 --> 00:49:06,765 ‎你会进去 656 00:49:07,485 --> 00:49:10,365 ‎最后进来一次 ‎你知道你想最后做一次 657 00:49:11,085 --> 00:49:11,925 ‎该死! 658 00:49:15,845 --> 00:49:17,285 ‎你们在做什么? 659 00:49:20,565 --> 00:49:22,325 ‎-胡扯 ‎-胡扯 660 00:49:23,285 --> 00:49:24,445 ‎真诱人 661 00:49:27,205 --> 00:49:28,285 ‎宝贝 你的盘子 662 00:49:35,485 --> 00:49:36,925 ‎那是你的提拉米苏吗? 663 00:49:37,885 --> 00:49:39,085 ‎你知道的 664 00:49:39,605 --> 00:49:40,725 ‎举世闻名 665 00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:42,845 ‎真高兴见到你 666 00:49:51,085 --> 00:49:52,165 ‎生日快乐 老兄 667 00:49:52,725 --> 00:49:54,485 ‎-很高兴见到你 ‎-对 668 00:49:54,565 --> 00:49:55,445 ‎我也是 669 00:49:55,965 --> 00:49:57,245 ‎老天 拥抱一下吧 670 00:50:00,005 --> 00:50:02,005 ‎男人有时候真是难为情 671 00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:04,325 ‎午夜 672 00:50:10,165 --> 00:50:11,685 ‎-再见 ‎-晚安 673 00:51:48,205 --> 00:51:49,485 ‎我超爱这个 674 00:51:56,965 --> 00:51:58,245 ‎我爱你 675 00:52:05,765 --> 00:52:06,605 ‎不行 676 00:52:09,045 --> 00:52:09,885 ‎不行 677 00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:14,205 ‎不行! 678 00:52:20,165 --> 00:52:21,485 ‎我不知道刚才为何这么说 679 00:52:23,205 --> 00:52:24,805 ‎这件事会如何发展下去? 680 00:52:33,045 --> 00:52:34,445 ‎你也感觉到了 681 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:36,285 ‎说吧 682 00:52:38,765 --> 00:52:39,605 ‎说出来 683 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,445 ‎你到底想怎样? 684 00:52:46,045 --> 00:52:47,485 ‎这件事会如何结束? 685 00:52:48,325 --> 00:52:49,605 ‎谁说这一定要结束? 686 00:52:50,965 --> 00:52:51,805 ‎啊? 687 00:52:56,645 --> 00:52:57,485 ‎该死! 688 00:53:08,885 --> 00:53:10,405 ‎记得年俱乐部吗? 689 00:53:11,005 --> 00:53:12,965 ‎-丹尼… ‎-以前那个俱乐部 年俱乐部 690 00:53:13,045 --> 00:53:14,245 ‎我当然记得 怎么了? 691 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,525 ‎卡尔从后面出去 692 00:53:16,285 --> 00:53:17,685 ‎30分钟跟我在那里见面 693 00:53:19,965 --> 00:53:20,885 ‎退出游戏 694 00:53:26,605 --> 00:53:30,765 ‎(年) 695 00:54:01,685 --> 00:54:03,565 ‎-好 ‎-我们不会打架 696 00:54:04,845 --> 00:54:05,765 ‎我们要亲吻 697 00:54:06,685 --> 00:54:07,925 ‎-亲吻? ‎-就像… 698 00:54:08,725 --> 00:54:09,565 ‎亲吻 699 00:54:10,285 --> 00:54:11,765 ‎这是唯一的方法 我们得搞清楚 700 00:54:12,365 --> 00:54:13,205 ‎不行 701 00:54:13,405 --> 00:54:14,765 ‎如果我们来电… 702 00:54:15,565 --> 00:54:17,165 ‎那就行 703 00:54:17,245 --> 00:54:18,965 ‎砰 我们有感情 704 00:54:19,525 --> 00:54:22,005 ‎无论怎样 至少我们有个立足点 705 00:54:23,645 --> 00:54:24,925 ‎所以我们亲吻吧 706 00:54:26,885 --> 00:54:27,765 ‎好 707 00:54:32,205 --> 00:54:34,445 ‎-我说了好 ‎-我在做准备 708 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,085 ‎-你想我主动吗? ‎-不知道 709 00:54:42,365 --> 00:54:43,285 ‎是的 710 00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,125 ‎好 711 00:54:54,205 --> 00:54:55,085 ‎你准备好了吗? 712 00:54:57,405 --> 00:54:59,085 ‎亲我吧 老兄 713 00:55:19,285 --> 00:55:20,125 ‎不 714 00:55:21,005 --> 00:55:21,885 ‎什么感觉都没有 715 00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:25,525 ‎我也没感觉 716 00:55:30,485 --> 00:55:31,485 ‎那就这么定了 717 00:55:43,245 --> 00:55:45,525 ‎-你知道在游戏里不一样 老兄 ‎-不! 718 00:55:45,885 --> 00:55:47,485 ‎你得忘掉这件事 719 00:55:47,565 --> 00:55:48,925 ‎-我没法忘掉 老兄 ‎-不! 720 00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:50,205 ‎深藏其中 721 00:55:50,285 --> 00:55:52,165 ‎-去死吧! ‎-深藏其中 老兄 722 00:55:52,245 --> 00:55:54,085 ‎-你我都心知肚明 喂 ‎-喂! 723 00:55:55,365 --> 00:55:56,685 ‎深藏其中? 724 00:55:56,765 --> 00:55:59,085 ‎-或许我们可以像这样摆脱掉 ‎-嘿 别推我 老兄 725 00:55:59,165 --> 00:56:00,805 ‎你很成熟吗?你打算怎么办? 726 00:56:00,885 --> 00:56:02,565 ‎-嘿 别推我! ‎-你打算怎么办? 727 00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:06,165 ‎好 728 00:56:09,045 --> 00:56:10,005 ‎停下! 729 00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:17,245 ‎(警察) 730 00:56:19,165 --> 00:56:20,165 ‎别打了! 731 00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:22,805 ‎该死 732 00:56:34,045 --> 00:56:35,245 ‎我老公在里面 733 00:56:35,365 --> 00:56:37,965 ‎丹尼 丹尼尔帕克 734 00:56:38,045 --> 00:56:40,725 ‎丹尼尔帕克 我查一下 735 00:56:55,205 --> 00:56:57,445 ‎吃晚餐的时候 ‎我知道你们看对方不爽 736 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,765 ‎你们因为什么打架? 737 00:57:12,885 --> 00:57:13,845 ‎喂? 738 00:57:17,565 --> 00:57:18,525 ‎老天爷! 739 00:57:20,325 --> 00:57:21,325 ‎跟我说话! 740 00:57:37,445 --> 00:57:39,165 ‎(40岁生日快乐) 741 00:57:39,285 --> 00:57:41,365 ‎嘿 各位 把你们的孩子带进来 742 00:57:43,205 --> 00:57:44,045 ‎嘿 743 00:57:46,685 --> 00:57:48,245 ‎你们的孩子真漂亮 744 00:57:48,325 --> 00:57:49,805 ‎我们的孩子难看死了 745 00:57:49,885 --> 00:57:51,805 ‎-什么? ‎-真希望我是她的孩子 746 00:58:21,485 --> 00:58:22,485 ‎生日快乐 747 00:58:32,445 --> 00:58:33,805 ‎早上还给我 748 00:58:35,205 --> 00:58:36,365 ‎我也一样 749 00:59:06,045 --> 00:59:07,485 ‎(7月14号) 750 00:59:10,165 --> 00:59:12,005 ‎(《生死搏击》第十版 ‎丹尼已上线) 751 00:59:36,525 --> 00:59:37,485 ‎你准备好了吗?