1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:26,523 --> 00:00:28,525 (lively music) 4 00:00:53,383 --> 00:00:54,885 (soft music) 5 00:01:16,406 --> 00:01:20,752 - The events leading up to my death were a lot like the rest of my life. 6 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:23,918 Things didn't go exactly as planned. 7 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:30,023 If you asked me what the odds in an amateur hanging 8 00:01:30,153 --> 00:01:33,259 going off without a hitch were, I'd say about one in three. 9 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:37,371 A few things can happen. Put the noose too high? 10 00:01:38,095 --> 00:01:39,597 Swing for hours. 11 00:01:40,097 --> 00:01:41,269 Too low? 12 00:01:41,398 --> 00:01:42,934 Choke for minutes. 13 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:46,938 But hit that sweet spot, the neck'll snap just so. 14 00:01:48,438 --> 00:01:49,940 One in three. 15 00:01:54,611 --> 00:01:56,113 (grunting) 16 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:01,293 Okay... 17 00:02:01,618 --> 00:02:03,120 ...one in four. 18 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,789 (rock music) 19 00:02:11,628 --> 00:02:13,403 I was born a gambler. 20 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:15,476 Cards, dice, 21 00:02:15,599 --> 00:02:17,306 sports, horses. 22 00:02:18,135 --> 00:02:20,479 I'd bet on anything if the odds were right. 23 00:02:21,138 --> 00:02:24,483 But now I’ve lost a bet that cost me more than money. 24 00:02:25,142 --> 00:02:26,917 It's cost me my family. 25 00:02:27,978 --> 00:02:30,185 My family defies all odds. 26 00:02:30,313 --> 00:02:32,088 Five kids; all boys. 27 00:02:32,215 --> 00:02:34,024 The odds in that? 28 00:02:34,151 --> 00:02:35,687 One in 16. 29 00:02:35,819 --> 00:02:38,698 Five boys from three different women? 30 00:02:38,822 --> 00:02:40,324 One in 300. 31 00:02:40,991 --> 00:02:43,699 Staying married to my first wife through that? 32 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:46,273 Somewhere south of zero. 33 00:02:47,664 --> 00:02:50,008 That's my eldest son, Nuts. 34 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:53,007 Born during a heat wave. 35 00:02:53,336 --> 00:02:56,545 His mother says that's what gives him his temper; 36 00:02:56,673 --> 00:03:00,678 but.. I think the kid was born with a sour disposition. 37 00:03:02,512 --> 00:03:04,549 Nuts wasn't one for school. 38 00:03:04,681 --> 00:03:07,719 All he ever wanted to be was a pro boxer 39 00:03:07,851 --> 00:03:10,229 But... well... 40 00:03:10,353 --> 00:03:12,856 things didn't go exactly as planned. 41 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:16,693 That's my second boy, Cal. 42 00:03:17,527 --> 00:03:20,235 Poor kid inherited my weakness for women. 43 00:03:20,363 --> 00:03:24,368 I knew pretty early on when he found a way to join an all-girls prep school. 44 00:03:24,701 --> 00:03:27,204 Now that one cost me a small fortune. 45 00:03:29,873 --> 00:03:33,047 Come Christmas, he shows up with a different gal each year 46 00:03:33,543 --> 00:03:36,217 And let's just say he's got a type. 47 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:40,224 After Cal came my third boy, Jacob. 48 00:03:42,953 --> 00:03:44,694 Smart, organized. 49 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:47,492 Holds down a real job. 50 00:03:48,225 --> 00:03:51,172 Huh. Y know, when you say it all together like that, 51 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:53,740 makes me wonder if he's mine after all. 52 00:03:55,899 --> 00:03:57,401 Now, I'm no saint. 53 00:03:57,734 --> 00:04:01,443 Fact is, I'd probably catch on fire if I ever did step foot in church. 54 00:04:01,571 --> 00:04:02,982 So long story short: 55 00:04:03,106 --> 00:04:04,744 her name was Champagne. 56 00:04:05,909 --> 00:04:09,584 And nine months later; boy number four shows up on my doorstep. 57 00:04:10,914 --> 00:04:12,757 The kid's got a lot of heart. 58 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:16,096 Everyone calls him Juicebox because, well... 59 00:04:16,753 --> 00:04:19,097 ...I wouldn’t call a kid slow, but... 60 00:04:20,423 --> 00:04:22,096 well, he's got a big heart 61 00:04:22,926 --> 00:04:24,633 Goldie forgave me for Champagne. 62 00:04:24,761 --> 00:04:26,832 But you know what they say; 63 00:04:26,963 --> 00:04:29,136 fool me once, shame on you. 64 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:31,940 Fool me twice, you're divorced. 65 00:04:32,435 --> 00:04:34,813 Sometimes life throws you a curve ball. 66 00:04:35,605 --> 00:04:37,949 A tiny, Vietnamese curve ball. 67 00:04:39,276 --> 00:04:42,951 After what became colorfully known as the Saigon Incident, 68 00:04:43,079 --> 00:04:45,150 Goldie, quite understandably, left me. 69 00:04:45,282 --> 00:04:48,354 But she never stopped being a good mom to the boys, 70 00:04:48,485 --> 00:04:50,465 even the ones that weren’t hers. 71 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:52,293 And that's my family. 72 00:04:53,123 --> 00:04:55,797 The most unlikely bunch you'll ever chance upon. 73 00:04:57,294 --> 00:05:01,299 And seeing as I'd sooner die than see any harm come to them... 74 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:06,637 ..today's gonna be the last day of my life. 75 00:05:09,806 --> 00:05:13,344 The odds of surviving a trip over Niagara Falls are long. 76 00:05:13,476 --> 00:05:14,978 It's happened exactly once. 77 00:05:15,111 --> 00:05:17,682 Back in '53, some kid lucked out 78 00:05:18,315 --> 00:05:21,853 But he had an adult-sized life jacket on, so I'm not sure it counts. 79 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:26,100 Now that's hot to knock what the Ht' tiger went through, 80 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:29,226 but a boy that small in a life jacket that big? 81 00:05:29,359 --> 00:05:31,339 The kid's practically a fuckin' pontoon. 82 00:05:35,832 --> 00:05:38,176 But I don't want to beat the odds here. 83 00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:43,173 For once, I want them stacked against me. 84 00:05:44,674 --> 00:05:47,018 Just like I stacked them against my oldest boys. 85 00:05:50,347 --> 00:05:51,849 So I need a miracle. 86 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:54,017 For my family. 87 00:05:57,354 --> 00:06:00,358 For fate to erase the weight of all my misdeeds. 88 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,694 A reversal of fortune. 89 00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:07,698 A resurrection. 90 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:12,711 A real, bona-fide miracle. 91 00:06:17,707 --> 00:06:19,880 But I don't believe in miracles. 92 00:06:24,247 --> 00:06:25,726 (funky music) 93 00:06:32,222 --> 00:06:34,259 I know that it's time 94 00:06:34,391 --> 00:06:36,769 And you’re staying in 95 00:06:36,893 --> 00:06:39,237 La la la la la la la la la 96 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,607 And you’re staying home 97 00:06:42,732 --> 00:06:45,269 And I'm all alone 98 00:06:45,402 --> 00:06:48,076 La la la la la la la la la 99 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:55,253 Wontcha wontcha wontcha bring a little water 100 00:06:56,079 --> 00:06:57,581 Bring a little wine 101 00:06:58,081 --> 00:06:59,788 Bring a little lovin' 102 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,418 And I feel fine 103 00:07:02,085 --> 00:07:04,292 I know that you want to 104 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:06,298 And I know that you do 105 00:07:06,423 --> 00:07:09,097 Come in here and love with me 106 00:07:12,429 --> 00:07:14,272 It's thunder and rain 107 00:07:14,397 --> 00:07:16,809 But it's all the same 108 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:19,436 La la la la la la la la la 109 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:22,879 Ha I'm paying for this call 110 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:25,316 And I don't mind at all 111 00:07:25,442 --> 00:07:27,786 La la la la la la la la la 112 00:07:32,949 --> 00:07:35,828 Wontcha wontcha wontcha bring a little water 113 00:07:35,952 --> 00:07:37,829 Bring a little wine 114 00:07:37,954 --> 00:07:39,831 Bring a little lovin' 115 00:07:39,956 --> 00:07:41,993 And I feel fine 116 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:44,127 I know that you want to 117 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:46,331 And I know that you do 118 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:49,137 Come in here and love with me 119 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:51,969 - We're gathered here to mourn the passing of Edward... 120 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:54,138 "Duke" White. 121 00:07:56,139 --> 00:07:57,641 Some of us knew him. 122 00:07:57,974 --> 00:07:59,647 Some of us loved him. 123 00:08:00,944 --> 00:08:03,720 And apparently some of us are just here for the free donuts. 124 00:08:03,847 --> 00:08:05,292 Ahem. 125 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:09,491 Duke... never did anything the normal way, 126 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:13,999 so... it's no surprise we don't have a body to bury. 127 00:08:20,497 --> 00:08:21,669 - Move. 128 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:24,334 -And, of course, Duke wasn't much for church. 129 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:28,210 In fact, only time he ever got anywhere near the Bible 130 00:08:28,338 --> 00:08:31,808 was when he swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but. 131 00:08:32,175 --> 00:08:34,621 In case you were wondering, he... he didn't. 132 00:08:34,844 --> 00:08:37,017 So instead of reading Bible verse, 133 00:08:37,146 --> 00:08:39,023 I'm gonna recite the lyrics 134 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:40,821 to Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird 135 00:08:42,519 --> 00:08:45,523 - Mom didn't show? - We couldn't get a hold of her. 136 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,760 Why are you late? - Flight was delayed 137 00:08:47,891 --> 00:08:50,394 and I had a detour on the highway. 138 00:08:50,527 --> 00:08:52,905 - What was her name? - Candyanna. 139 00:08:53,029 --> 00:08:55,908 - Even her name makes me wanna put on a condom, or strip. 140 00:08:56,032 --> 00:08:58,911 - Would you two shut up? We're at a goddamn funeral. 141 00:08:59,035 --> 00:09:01,208 - it's okay. - "Lord knows I can't change. 142 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:03,112 "Lord help me... 143 00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:05,776 I can't change." 144 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:13,056 Ahem. Now I'd like to have Duke's five boys come up here 145 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:15,753 and place a personal memento in the coffin. 146 00:09:15,885 --> 00:09:17,296 He was... 147 00:09:19,789 --> 00:09:21,791 ...the best brother a man could have. 148 00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:25,171 - He was the worst father a man could have. 149 00:09:35,438 --> 00:09:36,974 - A bus pass? - I didn't know 150 00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:38,676 we were supposed to bring presents. 151 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:44,822 That's my watch. 152 00:09:45,982 --> 00:09:48,553 - Please don't make a big deal about this. - That's my watch. 153 00:09:48,685 --> 00:09:52,223 - Do not make a big deal about it! - Don't! Cal! Get the fuck off, Cal!!! 154 00:09:52,355 --> 00:09:54,699 - Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! What's the matter with you? 155 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:57,327 You should be ashamed of yourself, throwin' punches like that! 156 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:00,831 Snap the wrist. 157 00:10:02,031 --> 00:10:04,238 (rock music) 158 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:23,353 I'm a crawler baby 159 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:28,365 Well I crawl right after you 160 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,704 I'm the crawler baby 161 00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:38,205 I crawl right after you 162 00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:51,291 - Breaks my heart we had to trot out OI' Rusty. 163 00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:55,055 Come Christmas dinner, there's Rusty. 164 00:10:55,885 --> 00:10:59,059 Everybody's birthday party, you know Rusty's gonna be invited. 165 00:10:59,188 --> 00:11:01,691 But... OI' Rusty at your father's funeral? 166 00:11:01,824 --> 00:11:04,395 This family's got a certain reputation, 167 00:11:04,527 --> 00:11:06,302 and tonight you boys pretty much cemented ii. 168 00:11:06,429 --> 00:11:08,636 Think we can get through the reading of the will 169 00:11:08,765 --> 00:11:10,608 without having to call a paramedic? - I can. 170 00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,076 - Shut up. - You know what? 171 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,511 I gotta take a piss. I'll be right back. 172 00:11:15,338 --> 00:11:18,512 - Alright, where's the, uh... waitress in this place? 173 00:11:19,342 --> 00:11:22,289 Thank you! Um, but I'd rather you sprayed mace 174 00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:24,016 into my mouth. But... 175 00:11:24,147 --> 00:11:28,425 I will let you try this very nice single-malt scotch I discovered. 176 00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:29,894 - You discovered it? - Yeah. 177 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:31,555 - Yeah? You fucking Magellan? 178 00:11:31,688 --> 00:11:33,167 Circumnavigating the globe in Search of flavour? 179 00:11:33,289 --> 00:11:36,133 Don't put on airs with me, okay? we seen you drink lighter fluid. 180 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,068 - I remember that. It made you weird. 181 00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:41,004 - I dunno what you're talking about. it's good, isn't it? 182 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,575 - It's pretty good. - Bottoms up. 183 00:11:42,699 --> 00:11:45,077 - Jacob, what happens when we die? 184 00:11:45,702 --> 00:11:47,409 - Uh, wow. Ahem. 185 00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:49,039 I don't know, Todd. 186 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:53,350 What I do know is that good guys like you go to heaven. 187 00:11:53,876 --> 00:11:55,947 - Dad was a pretty good guy, huh? 188 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:57,422 (laughing) 189 00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:01,085 (laughing) - He was a good... yes, he was a... 190 00:12:01,217 --> 00:12:03,390 (laughing) He was a good... 191 00:12:05,088 --> 00:12:06,931 - Uh... you know what, buddy? 192 00:12:07,056 --> 00:12:08,592 Don't worry about ii. 193 00:12:08,725 --> 00:12:11,262 He's probably not even dead. He's only been gone for two weeks. 194 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:12,771 - Really? - Yeah, really. 195 00:12:12,895 --> 00:12:14,431 - Don't do mat. - Don't do what? 196 00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:16,737 - Don't give him false hope. .Just bear the kids feelings-- 197 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,244 - You want me to think about the kid... This coming from... 198 00:12:19,368 --> 00:12:20,870 I remember when the two of you 199 00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:23,506 put XS and Os all over his face with permanent marker. 200 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,812 He went to school and they called him Tic Tac Todd! 201 00:12:25,942 --> 00:12:28,115 - That was a decade ago! How do you even remember that? 202 00:12:28,244 --> 00:12:30,121 Are you used to holding onto small things? 203 00:12:30,246 --> 00:12:32,123 - That's hilarious. - See what I did right there? 204 00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:34,592 When I said "small things," I meant something different? 205 00:12:34,717 --> 00:12:37,129 - 'Kay, guys, got some drinks here. - I meant your penis. 206 00:12:37,253 --> 00:12:38,960 (laughter) - Beer. 207 00:12:39,088 --> 00:12:41,762 - Thank you. - OJ... and a Mini Julep. 208 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:46,002 - Uh, you know what, doll? Actually, this is not a Mint Julep. 209 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:48,370 - This ain't the Glass Slipper, princess. it's a beer 210 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:51,775 with a shot of Peppermint Listerine. 'Bout as close as you're gonna get. 211 00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:55,441 - Mm. Think she's bad news, Cal. 212 00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:57,881 - No. Her? - Tattooed on her back. 213 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,009 - Oh, yeah, it is. Huh. 214 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:03,488 - Alright, before we read the will, should we have a little toast? 215 00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:05,490 - Yeah. - To Duke. 216 00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:08,926 May you be 40 years in heaven before the Devil knows you're dead. 217 00:13:12,889 --> 00:13:14,493 - I can't drink this. 218 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,396 - Last Will and Testament... 219 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,973 of Edward White. 220 00:13:22,632 --> 00:13:24,134 - My boys... 221 00:13:25,134 --> 00:13:27,944 ...I'm leaving you with a heart full of regret. 222 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:32,485 I should've been a better father and been there for you instead of myself 223 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:36,021 I should've settled down and been a better husband. 224 00:13:36,145 --> 00:13:39,388 Your mother was a good woman. Juicy's, too. 225 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,324 Even Soo Ling wasn't that bad. 226 00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:46,858 And, most of all, I should've led a life that didn't end with a list of regrets. 227 00:13:47,657 --> 00:13:51,195 The fact is, the only thing I don't regret is you boys, 228 00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:53,500 and I'm proud of you all. 229 00:13:53,629 --> 00:13:55,609 So let's get down to who gets what. 230 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,210 - "To Nuts, 231 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,006 I leave my bar of silver." 232 00:13:59,135 --> 00:14:00,944 - Remember to keep your chin up. 233 00:14:01,504 --> 00:14:03,848 There's always a silver lining, boy-o. 234 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:08,382 To Cal, I leave the White family wedding ring. 235 00:14:08,511 --> 00:14:10,184 Marry a good one, son. 236 00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,554 And be sure she's a good one. 237 00:14:12,682 --> 00:14:15,424 - "Can't run around like a bull in a vagina shop forever." 238 00:14:15,551 --> 00:14:17,360 (laughter) 239 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:19,932 - To Jacob, I leave the Elvis suit 240 00:14:20,056 --> 00:14:22,229 from the '72 Burnin' Love tour; 241 00:14:22,358 --> 00:14:24,565 worn in Phoenix and Albuquerque." 242 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:27,470 - Wait... wait a sec. Who wore it in Phoenix and Albuquerque? 243 00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,838 - It... does not really say. 244 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,704 - To Juicy and Todd... 245 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,077 ...I leave 380 in cash. 246 00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:39,781 Truth is, I'm not sure what you're into, 247 00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:43,254 so just buy whatever it is you're in to. And it better not be drugs. 248 00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:48,690 And as for the house, I'm leaving it all to you boys to live in. 249 00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:51,389 Just so long as you don't kill each other first. 250 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,397 - "And that's who gets what. 251 00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,866 Now for the hard part." 252 00:14:59,228 --> 00:15:00,901 - I’ve done a terrible thing. 253 00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:02,901 (lively music) 254 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:06,109 Nuts, Cal, Jacob, 255 00:15:06,235 --> 00:15:10,183 you may recall that drug-testing thing I signed you up for back in '99 256 00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:11,785 (radio): Are you male? 18 to 31? 257 00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:15,151 Non-smoker? If so, Bovastrada Pharmaceuticals 258 00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:17,451 has an opportunity for you. 259 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,753 (Duke): Now this am? an excuse, 260 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:21,486 but I was concussed at the time. 261 00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:23,722 A man doesn’t think clearest after a concussion. 262 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,491 (radio): And just ask Rudy Arbour 263 00:15:25,621 --> 00:15:27,396 what you can do with $2,000! 264 00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:29,594 - I got a Ski-Doo with my money. 265 00:15:29,725 --> 00:15:32,763 And I only had to take two pills a week for a month. 266 00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:36,141 - "It paid you two grand each--" - Wait a minute. 267 00:15:36,265 --> 00:15:38,768 We never got two grand. That's not right. We got one grand. 268 00:15:39,602 --> 00:15:41,138 - Yeah... 269 00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,307 Duke... took 50%. 270 00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:44,941 Finders fee. 271 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,815 (Duke): They paid you two grand each, 272 00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:49,981 but it turns out there's a lot more money involved than that. 273 00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:54,458 This morning, a lawyer shows up asking me to pass on documents to you boys. 274 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,757 Some kind of legal settlement that I would've known about earlier; 275 00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,493 but you know how I feel about letter mail. 276 00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:03,968 So I forged a few signatures to speed up the process. 277 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,972 Long story short: $100,000 per head. 278 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,940 I wanted to find the right way to break it to you, is all. 279 00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:12,910 And there's no easy way to say this next part 280 00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:15,242 But I saw all those zeroes. 281 00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,510 Holy shit. 282 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,517 (starting bell ringing) (man): They're off! 283 00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:22,183 (Duke): I could tell you it was a sure thing. 284 00:16:22,311 --> 00:16:25,690 I could say I was doing it to make you all a pile more dough. 285 00:16:25,815 --> 00:16:27,658 Plus a finder's fee for myself 286 00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:29,694 But that doesn't make it right. 287 00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:32,856 And the strategic long shots I backed 288 00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:34,662 to recoup my initial losses, 289 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,997 well, weren’t so strategic. 290 00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:45,108 Now there's no easy way to say this, 291 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,840 so I'm just gonna come out and say it. 292 00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:51,010 Nuts, Cal, Jacob... 293 00:16:52,174 --> 00:16:53,517 Boys... 294 00:16:55,011 --> 00:16:56,888 ...you three are gonna die. 295 00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,687 - Excuse me? - What? 296 00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,988 - We are gonna? - Yes, it's 297 00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:04,328 - Let me see the damn-- - Let me read ii! 298 00:17:05,354 --> 00:17:07,061 "And it's my fault." 299 00:17:07,189 --> 00:17:10,693 (Duke): The side effects of Affekterol are mood swings and loose bowels. 300 00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:13,696 The one long-term side effect is much worse; 301 00:17:15,031 --> 00:17:17,033 permanent cardiovascular damage. 302 00:17:19,201 --> 00:17:21,704 Affekterol weakens the walls of your ticker. 303 00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:24,882 Now a stiff breeze could do you in. 304 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:28,886 It's bloody amazing none of you have cashed out already. 305 00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:39,932 Now, I figure a man who's done what I’ve done is only Ht for the grave. 306 00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:43,730 (soft music) I can't look at you boys. 307 00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:47,230 Or myself. 308 00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:51,075 So I'm gonna go on dying, 309 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,578 'cause I can't go on living. 310 00:17:55,071 --> 00:17:56,573 Goodbye, boys. 311 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,242 I love you all... 312 00:18:01,077 --> 00:18:03,751 ...even if I never did show it very well. 313 00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:23,676 - Maybe it's just all a mistake. - Take Todd and Juicy home. 314 00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:30,315 - Maybe Duke just got it wrong. - Take Todd and Juicy home. 315 00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:35,786 - Okay, let's go. 316 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,729 - I don't believe ii. - There's no way. We're fine. 317 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:44,661 - No way, right? - I'm fine. We're fine. Yeah. 318 00:18:44,787 --> 00:18:47,961 - This is years ago. - Dad's always shaky on the facts anyway. 319 00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:51,495 - We're not dyin' 320 00:18:53,129 --> 00:18:54,802 - If we are, my liver goes first. 321 00:18:55,498 --> 00:18:57,375 (rock music) 322 00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:02,741 I can? sleep at night 323 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:04,317 Can't turn out the light 324 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,386 Got to get alright 325 00:19:06,509 --> 00:19:09,149 Get myself alright I can try 326 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,724 But I know it's true... 327 00:19:11,847 --> 00:19:15,420 Take what I got Till the sun is rain 328 00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:19,089 The sun is coming I can pay my train 329 00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:22,725 I can? sleep at night I can? sleep at night 330 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,930 I can? sleep at night Hey hey hey 331 00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,968 Alright Hey hey hey 332 00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:38,845 Ha Woo 333 00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,851 Hey hey hey 334 00:19:42,178 --> 00:19:45,216 Alright Hey hey hey 335 00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:52,855 (music fading) 336 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,207 (rock music) (panting) 337 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,877 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... 338 00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:15,544 Fuck. 339 00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:17,555 (music continuing) 340 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:24,730 (beeping) 341 00:20:26,222 --> 00:20:27,895 (clattering) (groaning) 342 00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:30,727 (phone ringing) 343 00:20:36,065 --> 00:20:37,772 - Ahem. 344 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,574 Yeah. - So is baby brother ready for his debut? 345 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,913 -Ah... no. 346 00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:45,446 Not at all. - Tank Boy is. 347 00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:48,282 Cracked three jaws of his sparring partners this week. 348 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,946 The whole pie, that one! 349 00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:52,389 - Yeah..Just don't let him kill Juicy, would ya? 350 00:20:52,514 --> 00:20:54,619 - Oh, we're just padding Tank's record, is all. 351 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,252 But ping-pong it is not. 352 00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:58,295 Three good rounds. 353 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,592 - Mm-hmm. 354 00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:01,423 Piss. 355 00:21:08,564 --> 00:21:09,975 (groaning) 356 00:21:10,099 --> 00:21:12,978 What's the matter with you? You fighting tonight and you eating this? 357 00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,605 It's like... giving your stomach a... 358 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,479 perm - it's still on? 359 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,814 - Yeah. Ahem. - I just... I thought-- 360 00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:23,617 - Yeah, no. Nothing's changed. Now hit the gym, 361 00:21:23,746 --> 00:21:25,487 take off these stupid... (Signing) 362 00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,685 Who did this? - Me. 363 00:21:27,816 --> 00:21:29,659 - You got beaten up by Todd? - Please. 364 00:21:29,785 --> 00:21:31,765 - Oh. - I'd hardly call it "got beaten up". 365 00:21:31,887 --> 00:21:33,696 - Really? - Okay? It was a lucky shot, 366 00:21:33,822 --> 00:21:35,927 and if I had any warning... I got combo'd 367 00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,899 You little twat!!! it's on!! - Hey, relax. 368 00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:41,508 Sit down. - What's a twat? 369 00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:44,668 - it's, uh... the smallest cone they got at Dairy Queen. 370 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,905 - Fuck you, Todd. - Relax! Put your pants back on 371 00:21:47,036 --> 00:21:48,674 and go hit the gym. 372 00:21:48,804 --> 00:21:52,650 Hopefully you do better against Tank Boy than you do against 10-year-old Asian kids. 373 00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:55,546 - Hey. - Can't talk. Gotta shower. 374 00:21:55,678 --> 00:21:58,522 - Come on. You know he's retarded. Don't pick on him. 375 00:22:00,883 --> 00:22:02,362 - Hey, Toddy. 376 00:22:02,985 --> 00:22:05,864 - Nuts is making me a race-car pancake. - Yeah. 377 00:22:05,988 --> 00:22:07,661 Yeah, rm trying, Toddy. 378 00:22:15,998 --> 00:22:17,500 Y'know 379 00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:21,003 I'm sorry. I-- (Cal laughing) 380 00:22:22,338 --> 00:22:23,339 What? 381 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:27,353 - Y'know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 382 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,080 But that, that's a cock, buddy. (laughing) 383 00:22:29,211 --> 00:22:30,884 - Yeah. What are you eating for breakfast? 384 00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:35,086 - Well, I am attempting to turn the food pyramid on its ass. 385 00:22:35,217 --> 00:22:38,061 I'll even eat your freaky little erotic cook-cake. 386 00:22:38,187 --> 00:22:41,100 Who cares anymore? - Would you quit it with that stuff, okay? 387 00:22:41,223 --> 00:22:42,201 We're gonna be fine. Alright? 388 00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:44,304 When I hear we're dying from a guy like dad, 389 00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:46,929 all I think of is the million tall tales he ever told 390 00:22:47,062 --> 00:22:49,542 - Dust settles. Maxie turns to me and says, 391 00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:53,078 "Duke, that man you just cold-cocked? 392 00:22:53,202 --> 00:22:54,806 Bette Midler!" 393 00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:56,746 On the Virgin Mary's eyes. Swear to Jesus. 394 00:22:56,872 --> 00:22:59,978 - Duke could teach a master class in bullshit. 395 00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:01,878 - You know what I think? 396 00:23:02,211 --> 00:23:03,588 - What's that? - I think you're in denial. 397 00:23:03,712 --> 00:23:05,851 - Don't tell me what I'm thinking. - This is what you do. 398 00:23:05,981 --> 00:23:08,120 This is what you do in life. You ignore the facts. 399 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,786 - I do not! - And then you get defensive. 400 00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:11,454 - Wrong again. - And then you lash out! 401 00:23:11,587 --> 00:23:14,431 - Hey, fuck you! We're not dying. 402 00:23:14,556 --> 00:23:16,092 - Yes, we are. - What? 403 00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:19,399 - I just got back from the doctor and he told me flat out... 404 00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:21,332 ...we are dying. 405 00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:26,106 - Your vitals are still solid. - Right 406 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,442 - Won't know for sure without the blood test. 407 00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:29,742 - Right, right. 408 00:23:30,572 --> 00:23:32,950 - Look, if you did take Affekterol 409 00:23:33,075 --> 00:23:35,419 - I did. I mean, it was years ago, though. 410 00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:40,125 - Well-ahem - you've got an opportunity here. 411 00:23:40,249 --> 00:23:41,421 - Okay. 412 00:23:43,252 --> 00:23:45,755 - Is there anything you ever really wanted to do, son? 413 00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:51,268 - Well, y-y-yeah, like a million things. 414 00:23:53,095 --> 00:23:54,267 -Do 'em 415 00:24:05,107 --> 00:24:07,553 - Duke dealt us a bad hand, bro. - A bad hand? 416 00:24:07,676 --> 00:24:10,623 I didn't even get cards, okay? I got, like, a bus transfer 417 00:24:10,746 --> 00:24:13,522 and a fucking coupon for tampons - it's a wake-up call. 418 00:24:13,649 --> 00:24:16,858 I'm gonna make a list. - Sounds like a very "you" thing to do. 419 00:24:16,985 --> 00:24:20,364 - Things are gonna change. I got, like, a million things I wanna do. 420 00:24:20,489 --> 00:24:22,059 - Actually thought that that would be something you would do. It's weird. 421 00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:24,034 - What do you mean, you thought? - I was just thinking, 422 00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:26,196 "I wonder what he's gonna do?" - What do you mean-- 423 00:24:26,328 --> 00:24:28,308 - Are you guys fucking high?! We're dying! Where's your anger?! 424 00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:37,048 - C'mere, Nuts. C'mere - What're you doing? 425 00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:39,778 What are you doing? -.Just giving my big brother a hug. 426 00:24:39,908 --> 00:24:41,615 - I don't need a fucking hug. - Why? 427 00:24:41,743 --> 00:24:43,347 (Todd screaming) 428 00:24:43,479 --> 00:24:45,254 (Cal sighing) 429 00:24:45,981 --> 00:24:47,927 - Ah... Christ. Gerbil. 430 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,323 It's a lot of death for one week, isn't ii, buddy? 431 00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:56,567 - You want one? 432 00:24:56,692 --> 00:24:58,672 - What, a hug? - Yeah. I'm just handing them out. 433 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:01,001 - No, no, no, no. No. - Yeah. Come on, we're not-- 434 00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,540 - I'm cool with ii. it's cool. 435 00:25:02,664 --> 00:25:04,871 - Honestly, you're cool with ii, Cal? 436 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,207 We're dying and you're cool with it? 437 00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:09,816 - Okay, alright. I'm not cool with ii. Alright? 438 00:25:09,938 --> 00:25:14,080 I'm not fucking cool with ii. I am the opposite of cool! Okay? 439 00:25:14,209 --> 00:25:16,052 We're dying! My life is a mess, 440 00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:18,886 and I know I'm gonna end up just like Duke! 441 00:25:19,515 --> 00:25:21,791 I woke up this morning next to a woman, 442 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:25,057 and let's just say that I walked where angels fear to Head. 443 00:25:39,034 --> 00:25:40,377 On, boy. 444 00:25:42,371 --> 00:25:44,214 - 'Morning - Pfft... Yes... 445 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,042 So it is... morning. 446 00:25:47,342 --> 00:25:48,878 Did we, uh... 447 00:25:49,878 --> 00:25:51,221 Did we do ii? 448 00:25:51,346 --> 00:25:53,986 - If by "it" you mean going a couple of minutes, 449 00:25:54,116 --> 00:25:57,097 throwing up in my purse and then crying yourself to sleep, 450 00:25:57,219 --> 00:25:58,755 then, yeah, we did ii. 451 00:25:59,221 --> 00:26:01,064 - Sorry. Yesterday was, um... 452 00:26:02,057 --> 00:26:03,730 ...was very emotional for me. 453 00:26:04,726 --> 00:26:06,763 I buried my father, allegedly. 454 00:26:06,895 --> 00:26:09,569 - You mentioned that. I'm sorry. - Ah, don't be sorry. 455 00:26:10,899 --> 00:26:13,277 Duke lived his life... so hard, 456 00:26:13,402 --> 00:26:15,814 he made Iggy Pop look Amish. 457 00:26:15,938 --> 00:26:18,077 - Um, wait a second. Duke? Duke White? 458 00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:20,243 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why? You knew him? 459 00:26:25,247 --> 00:26:26,521 Oh, my God. 460 00:26:26,648 --> 00:26:28,423 (rock music) 461 00:26:30,919 --> 00:26:33,923 I'm gonna end up like Duke, I'm gonna end up like Duke! 462 00:26:34,056 --> 00:26:35,626 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 463 00:26:35,757 --> 00:26:39,762 Listen, I don't wanna play Junior Freud here, but by the transitive property of penises 464 00:26:41,096 --> 00:26:43,167 ...I think I fucked mom last night. 465 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,136 - What's that? - The waitress 466 00:26:46,268 --> 00:26:47,872 Dad and I both slept with her. 467 00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:51,246 Something has to change in me. The ring, it was a sign. Y'know? 468 00:26:51,373 --> 00:26:54,149 I gotta stop whoring around and I need to settle down! 469 00:26:54,276 --> 00:26:55,152 - Yes. Yes! 470 00:26:56,445 --> 00:26:59,449 - I think I know who with. - Don't say ii. 471 00:26:59,581 --> 00:27:01,322 Don't-- - Miranda. 472 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:03,726 - Oh, God. - She's the one who got away. 473 00:27:03,852 --> 00:27:06,890 - No! She didn't get away, Cal. She got incarcerated! 474 00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:08,695 - She's the only woman who ever gave me that rush! 475 00:27:08,824 --> 00:27:11,464 - That wasn't a rush! That was Chlamydia! 476 00:27:11,593 --> 00:27:14,802 - You don't understand. You don't understand and that is fine. 477 00:27:15,797 --> 00:27:19,711 Alright? I wanna feel what it feels like to be with her again. 478 00:27:19,835 --> 00:27:21,974 You don't know her like I do! 479 00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:25,210 - This is not the right move, okay?! This is like... 480 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:28,150 this is like you're killing yourself before you're dying! 481 00:27:28,276 --> 00:27:29,516 Before you're killing yourself. 482 00:27:29,645 --> 00:27:31,625 Do you know what I mean? 483 00:27:34,316 --> 00:27:35,488 - C'mere 484 00:27:36,284 --> 00:27:38,821 I'll take that hug now. - Oh, you're ready for your hug now? 485 00:27:39,655 --> 00:27:41,328 I love you, Cal. - I love you, too. 486 00:27:42,157 --> 00:27:44,398 Alright, let's butch this up before Nuts comes back. 487 00:27:44,526 --> 00:27:47,700 - Oh, Jesus. It's all fuckin' Steel Magnolias in here. 488 00:27:47,829 --> 00:27:50,810 - Just a hug, a hug... it's a brother hug, man. 489 00:27:50,932 --> 00:27:54,209 - It's like we're in Europe, with all this man huggini 490 00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:57,909 - Europe. That's a good idea, Europe. I think I'd like Europe. 491 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,042 - No, no, you wouldn't. I've been there. it's very... 492 00:28:00,175 --> 00:28:02,485 Swishy. - Yeah, I know, they can elect him king. 493 00:28:02,611 --> 00:28:04,921 - There is no King of Europe, Nuts. - Fine. Queen. 494 00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:07,084 - That's funny. That's very funny. - It is funny. 495 00:28:07,215 --> 00:28:10,822 - I'm not taking your shit anymore, either, by the way. That's on my list. 496 00:28:10,952 --> 00:28:14,024 I love you both, but growing up with you was... fucking hell. 497 00:28:14,156 --> 00:28:15,157 - Oh, come on. - Yeah. 498 00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:17,531 - We were fucking kids. What do you want? 499 00:28:17,659 --> 00:28:19,900 - We would play Hungry, Hungry Hippos, and I would shit marbles 500 00:28:20,028 --> 00:28:22,372 for a week and a half. That wasn't fun for me. 501 00:28:22,497 --> 00:28:24,909 - Oh, come on. - You know what I did this morning? 502 00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,410 I quit my job. 503 00:28:26,535 --> 00:28:30,381 Yeah, hi, it’s Jacob. I won't be coming into work today. I quit. 504 00:28:30,505 --> 00:28:33,247 And tell Jerry in HR that he's a... 505 00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,116 total dick weed. 506 00:28:35,243 --> 00:28:37,655 And an asshole, too. 507 00:28:40,048 --> 00:28:44,428 It felt better than anything that I've done for the last 10 years of my entire life. 508 00:28:44,553 --> 00:28:46,965 So starting today, I'm going Evel Knievel on everything. 509 00:28:47,089 --> 00:28:49,296 I'm gonna take every stupid risk I can. 510 00:28:49,424 --> 00:28:51,927 All my life I've been worrying about the long run 511 00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:55,337 and there is no long run anymore, there's just... there's just this sprint. 512 00:28:55,464 --> 00:28:57,603 And it's standing right in front of me. 513 00:28:57,733 --> 00:28:59,235 It's a fucking sprint. 514 00:29:00,068 --> 00:29:02,275 (laughing) 515 00:29:02,404 --> 00:29:03,906 it's a sprint! 516 00:29:07,075 --> 00:29:09,419 - You fucked that kid up, not me. 517 00:29:10,412 --> 00:29:12,016 - I'll take half the blame. 518 00:29:12,147 --> 00:29:14,787 (rock music) - Hi. I'd like to make a withdrawal. 519 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,453 - Okay. - And close all my accounts, please. 520 00:29:17,586 --> 00:29:18,963 (funky music) That's right 521 00:29:19,087 --> 00:29:21,465 Listen I got a story to tell you about a man named 522 00:29:21,590 --> 00:29:23,092 Bin Sala Bin 523 00:29:37,606 --> 00:29:39,643 There's a dude I know 524 00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:41,311 Oh yeah 525 00:29:41,443 --> 00:29:44,117 Living on the other side of town I'll take ii. 526 00:29:45,781 --> 00:29:47,317 Alright 527 00:29:47,449 --> 00:29:49,986 Oh oh oh oh oh 528 00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:56,625 (music fading) 529 00:30:01,630 --> 00:30:03,200 - We're gathered here today... 530 00:30:03,331 --> 00:30:05,743 to bid farewell to Mister Amazing. 531 00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:08,575 - Mister Awesome. - Mister Awesome, yes... 532 00:30:08,703 --> 00:30:12,014 was just a... great gerbil. - Hamster. 533 00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:13,983 - Yes. He, um... 534 00:30:15,977 --> 00:30:18,321 ...will always be remembered as a... 535 00:30:18,647 --> 00:30:20,149 ...just an excellent... 536 00:30:21,149 --> 00:30:22,856 chewer 537 00:30:23,485 --> 00:30:25,158 Happy trails, Mister Awesome. 538 00:30:27,823 --> 00:30:31,396 C'mon, buck up, we'll get you another one. - I don't want another one. 539 00:30:31,526 --> 00:30:34,029 - Hey... what do we do when we get upset? 540 00:30:34,162 --> 00:30:36,073 - Walk it off. - What? No, no, no. 541 00:30:36,198 --> 00:30:37,836 Hey, hey, the other thing. 542 00:30:40,335 --> 00:30:42,542 That's right. We hug through it. 543 00:30:43,338 --> 00:30:44,646 - What, really? Really? 544 00:30:44,773 --> 00:30:47,049 Didn't see that one coming. 545 00:30:47,175 --> 00:30:49,382 - You're the best brother in the world. - Yeah. 546 00:30:49,511 --> 00:30:51,513 - Oh, you want some more, Tank Boy? 547 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:57,359 - I'm the worst brother in the world. 548 00:30:58,687 --> 00:31:00,223 (hip-hop music) 549 00:31:09,531 --> 00:31:12,876 - Come on, boys! Stick ii, stick ii, stick ii! C'mon 550 00:31:14,536 --> 00:31:16,243 Okay, one, two! 551 00:31:16,371 --> 00:31:18,214 I wanna hear a slap. 552 00:31:19,207 --> 00:31:21,244 Stick ii. One, two. Boys! 553 00:31:21,376 --> 00:31:22,377 - Hey. 554 00:31:23,044 --> 00:31:24,887 Fight's cancelled. - Is it, now? 555 00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:28,259 - Juicy aim fighting. - wen, Tank Boy is. 556 00:31:28,383 --> 00:31:32,092 And I don't care a lick who he kills so long there's a light-heavyweight getting hurt. 557 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,063 - Yeah. Here's your money back. 558 00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:38,235 (sighing) - Let me be blunt, lad. 559 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,439 You took your money. You been bought. 560 00:31:41,563 --> 00:31:43,406 No refunds. 561 00:31:45,066 --> 00:31:47,603 Don't make me go to the office and get the management. 562 00:31:47,736 --> 00:31:49,079 - No, Fitz. 563 00:31:50,238 --> 00:31:51,740 How much to call it off? 564 00:31:57,913 --> 00:31:59,756 - Twenty. - Thousand?! 565 00:32:00,582 --> 00:32:02,789 I don't got that! - Really?! 566 00:32:02,918 --> 00:32:04,454 Puffy vest? 567 00:32:04,586 --> 00:32:06,190 Whiff 0' Old Spice? 568 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:08,130 Prison-grade tattoos? 569 00:32:08,256 --> 00:32:10,395 Here I had you pegged as old money for sure. 570 00:32:10,525 --> 00:32:12,664 - No fuckin' way you're makin' 20 grand off this fight. 571 00:32:12,794 --> 00:32:14,637 - Well, don't be daft, lad. Of course not. 572 00:32:14,763 --> 00:32:17,835 But I'll make a far sight more in two years' time 573 00:32:17,966 --> 00:32:20,469 when an undefeated Tank Boy, in on the fix, 574 00:32:20,602 --> 00:32:23,811 loses to an unranked pug no one's ever heard word of. 575 00:32:23,939 --> 00:32:27,443 Jesus! I got the chessboard out, you're playin' Bingo! 576 00:32:27,575 --> 00:32:29,987 (bell dinging) Okay, boys, take a break. 577 00:32:30,111 --> 00:32:33,320 - Fine, fine, fine. Just... just keep the management out of this. 578 00:32:33,448 --> 00:32:34,825 I'll... I'll find the money. 579 00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:37,089 - Sure you will. You hop on your unicorn, 580 00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:38,891 you go shake down a leprechaun. 581 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:40,465 See you later. 582 00:32:47,796 --> 00:32:49,298 - I'm approaching 190. 583 00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:52,976 From the north. What about me? 584 00:32:53,468 --> 00:32:54,913 - As a fighter? - Yeah. 585 00:32:55,036 --> 00:32:57,209 - You're a little past your prime, my friend. 586 00:32:57,339 --> 00:33:00,411 No one'd pay to see that. - You're just padding his record. 587 00:33:00,542 --> 00:33:02,146 Plus you get this back. 588 00:33:03,144 --> 00:33:04,316 - Mm... 589 00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:09,325 Tank Boy! C'mere! 590 00:33:10,318 --> 00:33:11,763 Meet a legend. 591 00:33:15,490 --> 00:33:18,096 You ever heard tell of Nuts White? - No. 592 00:33:18,226 --> 00:33:20,502 Why they call you Nuts? 593 00:33:20,628 --> 00:33:22,505 - Justa nickname. - No! 594 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,541 Eddie White. Twelve and 0. 595 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:26,668 Never fought above the undercard 596 00:33:26,801 --> 00:33:28,439 Never touched the canvas. 597 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:31,881 But he's not called Nuts on account of his pugilistic talents. 598 00:33:32,007 --> 00:33:33,077 No 599 00:33:33,208 --> 00:33:35,449 But on account of every fighter in the country 600 00:33:35,577 --> 00:33:37,887 is magnetically drawn to punching him in the balls. 601 00:33:39,381 --> 00:33:40,860 UT".'I 602 00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:43,895 And all disqualifications for shots to the cherries, huh? 603 00:33:44,019 --> 00:33:45,123 (laughing) 604 00:33:46,688 --> 00:33:48,190 Everybody smells the fix. 605 00:33:49,691 --> 00:33:52,069 Everybody knows his old man... 606 00:33:52,193 --> 00:33:53,695 is riggin' his bouts. 607 00:33:55,530 --> 00:33:57,567 And now old Nuts... 608 00:33:57,699 --> 00:34:00,339 can't even line up a bout of diarrhea. 609 00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:05,177 Until today. 610 00:34:06,374 --> 00:34:07,614 - So I'm fighting? 611 00:34:07,876 --> 00:34:09,287 - You're fighting. 612 00:34:12,047 --> 00:34:14,084 Let's get back at ii, boys! (laughing) 613 00:34:17,052 --> 00:34:18,554 (cellphone ringing) 614 00:34:22,891 --> 00:34:25,428 - Yeah. Ahem - This is AT&T. 615 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,938 You have a collect call from-- (woman): Wait Do I press 616 00:34:28,063 --> 00:34:29,599 Do I press a 0 now? 617 00:34:29,731 --> 00:34:32,871 - You have 63 cents in your account. 618 00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:35,777 Press 1 to accept the charges. 619 00:34:35,904 --> 00:34:37,781 (Nuts mumbling) 620 00:34:37,906 --> 00:34:39,817 - Ma. Hey, uh... talk quick. 621 00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:41,887 I'm almost out of minutes. 622 00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,751 - Honey! I am so sorry. 623 00:34:43,878 --> 00:34:45,687 I just heard about Duke. 624 00:34:45,814 --> 00:34:49,694 Wendell and I were at a meditation retreat and we just got back this morning, 625 00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:52,128 and I'm on the next plane. Is everyone okay? 626 00:34:52,253 --> 00:34:55,962 I-I can? get anyone at the house. - It's it's been a crazy day. 627 00:34:56,091 --> 00:35:00,005 - Oh, sweetheart. I know you and Duke had your ups and downs, 628 00:35:00,128 --> 00:35:02,608 but your father was many things, some of them good, 629 00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:05,540 some of them not So good, but he loved you boys, 630 00:35:05,667 --> 00:35:07,647 and if he could-- - Out of minutes. 631 00:35:07,769 --> 00:35:09,112 - Oh, fuck. 632 00:35:11,439 --> 00:35:12,941 (rock music) 633 00:35:28,957 --> 00:35:30,959 - Well... I'm getting married. 634 00:35:32,794 --> 00:35:34,467 - Come to the right place, then. 635 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:38,009 I'll talk you out of ii. - No, no. I, uh, don't need your blessing. 636 00:35:38,133 --> 00:35:40,670 I just want the ring. - Who's the lucky lady? 637 00:35:41,636 --> 00:35:43,411 - Miranda. 638 00:35:43,538 --> 00:35:45,518 - Is she aware of your intentions? 639 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,951 - Uh, no. I haven't seen her for years, so, no. 640 00:35:49,077 --> 00:35:51,216 - Okay, you just got some pretty terrible news 641 00:35:51,346 --> 00:35:52,984 and I'm guessin' you're still drunk. 642 00:35:53,114 --> 00:35:55,185 So I'm inclined to believe 643 00:35:55,316 --> 00:35:58,320 that you might not be thinking all that clearly at the moment. 644 00:35:58,653 --> 00:36:01,190 You're forcing my hand here, okay? 645 00:36:01,322 --> 00:36:03,928 My hand is forced. My office. 646 00:36:04,058 --> 00:36:05,969 The Wall of Fame. 647 00:36:07,495 --> 00:36:08,974 - Fuck, she's married. 648 00:36:10,899 --> 00:36:12,503 - And then some. 649 00:36:12,634 --> 00:36:14,705 - She's on her second marriage? 650 00:36:14,836 --> 00:36:16,281 - Actually she's a three-peat. 651 00:36:19,507 --> 00:36:21,180 It's not what you think, either. 652 00:36:22,177 --> 00:36:23,713 She didn't get one divorce. 653 00:36:24,345 --> 00:36:25,187 They died. 654 00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:26,690 All of 'em 655 00:36:26,814 --> 00:36:31,092 Now, her first husband, he got shot. Sure, they called it a hunting accident, 656 00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,062 but two in the head? 657 00:36:33,188 --> 00:36:35,031 Ten in the groin? (gunfire) 658 00:36:36,858 --> 00:36:39,668 The second husband died the day after they separated. 659 00:36:39,794 --> 00:36:42,035 This time they called it driver error 660 00:36:42,864 --> 00:36:46,141 I don't know how many errors a fella could make in the trunk of a car. 661 00:36:46,267 --> 00:36:49,714 And the third fella, he didn't make it through the honeymoon. 662 00:36:49,837 --> 00:36:52,078 No one knows what happened to him. 663 00:36:52,207 --> 00:36:54,710 Well... most of him, anyway. 664 00:36:55,877 --> 00:36:58,517 Now, I'm not saying she killed 'em, but... 665 00:36:58,646 --> 00:37:01,650 somebody should slap a warning label on that gal. 666 00:37:01,883 --> 00:37:04,090 Do you get the moral of the story? 667 00:37:04,219 --> 00:37:05,630 - Think I do. 668 00:37:05,753 --> 00:37:08,131 - Good. - She's single. 669 00:37:08,256 --> 00:37:10,099 (sighing) 670 00:37:10,225 --> 00:37:12,603 Thanks for the ring. - Yeah. 671 00:37:12,727 --> 00:37:14,229 Thanks for the oar keys. 672 00:37:16,564 --> 00:37:18,407 Can't let you go, buddy. - Fine. 673 00:37:19,067 --> 00:37:20,603 - Don't break the window. 674 00:37:20,735 --> 00:37:22,237 That's your car? 675 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:25,908 Wow. What, did you carjack a beautician? - it's a rental. 676 00:37:26,574 --> 00:37:29,214 Believe in signs, Pal? - I believe in not marrying the girl 677 00:37:29,344 --> 00:37:31,984 who invented the Body Shop. - Duke wills me a wedding ring 678 00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:34,616 on the day that I find out I'm gonna die. 679 00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:36,786 That is a sign. Alright? 680 00:37:36,918 --> 00:37:39,694 I don't wanna die alone. Not like Duke. 681 00:37:39,821 --> 00:37:40,925 I'm settling down. 682 00:37:41,756 --> 00:37:44,703 - I-I think not being like Duke is a great idea, 683 00:37:44,826 --> 00:37:46,464 so Stop whoring around, okay? But... 684 00:37:46,594 --> 00:37:47,868 n-not Miranda. 685 00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:50,203 Th-that-that's reckless, okay? 686 00:37:50,331 --> 00:37:54,211 And that's more like Duke than anything. - Reckless, huh? 687 00:37:55,937 --> 00:37:57,348 Gonna break the window 688 00:37:57,472 --> 00:38:00,112 and try to hotwire the car if you don't give me the keys. 689 00:38:01,776 --> 00:38:03,278 -I know you will. 690 00:38:04,445 --> 00:38:05,617 - Thank you. 691 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,619 My second hug today. 692 00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:13,493 (beeping) 693 00:38:27,635 --> 00:38:29,410 Hey. - Hey. What's up with the car? 694 00:38:29,537 --> 00:38:31,346 Coaching a fucking women's softball team? 695 00:38:31,472 --> 00:38:33,543 - it's a rental. Her name's Cindy and I love her. 696 00:38:33,675 --> 00:38:35,416 What are you doing? - Gonna do something stupid. 697 00:38:35,543 --> 00:38:37,989 - Oh, me too. You'd think we're related. - Yeah. 698 00:38:38,479 --> 00:38:40,823 Say hi to Miranda for me. - What? How do you know that? 699 00:38:40,948 --> 00:38:43,189 - C'mon I know everything you're gonna do before you do it. 700 00:38:43,318 --> 00:38:45,298 - Uh, no, you don't. - Yes, I do. 701 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:48,094 - Okay. I'm thinking of a person right now. - Don't be stupid. 702 00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:50,566 - Actor. Famous! - C'mon Billy Dee Williams. 703 00:38:50,692 --> 00:38:53,434 - Ugh, I hate you. - No, you don’t 704 00:39:06,341 --> 00:39:07,877 So... 705 00:39:08,009 --> 00:39:11,320 looks like I need 20 grand or I'm getting murdered tonight. 706 00:39:14,182 --> 00:39:16,219 - What the hell is wrong with this family? 707 00:39:16,351 --> 00:39:17,887 You can? dust 'em off 708 00:39:18,019 --> 00:39:21,523 - Yeah? And I can't raise 20 grand by tonight, so, uh... 709 00:39:21,856 --> 00:39:24,097 where's my robe? - Anytime you deal with Fitz, 710 00:39:24,225 --> 00:39:27,399 you're gonna end up bloody and a few dollars short, Nuts. 711 00:39:27,528 --> 00:39:30,304 You can't fight. - What am I supposed to do? Okay? 712 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:34,641 You haven't seen this Tank Boy kid. It is like his mother... fucked a tractor. 713 00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:39,111 Best-case scenario: Juicy gets seriously injured. 714 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:42,949 - Will you listen to me? You can't fight! - Yeah? And I let Juicy fight, 715 00:39:43,077 --> 00:39:45,455 I'm no better than Duke. Fixin' fights, lyin', cheatin'-- 716 00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:47,491 - No... if you fight, you will die. 717 00:39:47,615 --> 00:39:50,255 - Yeah? I dunno if you heard the news, but it's happening anyway. 718 00:39:50,385 --> 00:39:53,264 - Do you wanna die a few months down the road, maybe a year, 719 00:39:53,388 --> 00:39:55,891 or do you wanna die tonight?! - What are you talking about? 720 00:39:58,059 --> 00:39:59,231 - Alright... 721 00:40:00,228 --> 00:40:02,572 I promised your father I wouldn't tell you this. 722 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,209 - Tell me what? 723 00:40:04,332 --> 00:40:06,039 - You remember Detroit? 724 00:40:07,235 --> 00:40:08,179 - Yeah. 725 00:40:08,736 --> 00:40:11,114 - Well, there's a shitload you don't know about Detroit. 726 00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,480 - Really? What's to know about Detroit? 727 00:40:13,608 --> 00:40:17,420 After Detroit, they weren't gonna call me Nuts anymore, right? 728 00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:19,615 You remember the new name? 729 00:40:19,747 --> 00:40:21,988 (Pal sighing) - Eddie "The Power" White. 730 00:40:22,116 --> 00:40:23,686 - Eddie "The Power" White! 731 00:40:23,818 --> 00:40:25,422 (rock music) 732 00:40:27,422 --> 00:40:29,299 Let me hear you say it Ho 733 00:40:29,424 --> 00:40:32,098 (Nuts): I lined up that fight with John "The Baptist" myself 734 00:40:32,226 --> 00:40:33,705 so Duke couldn't run his old grift. 735 00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:38,106 Punching another man's junk is pretty much like gay marriage to a guy like him. 736 00:40:38,466 --> 00:40:41,675 Better still? Jesus freaks never take bribes. 737 00:40:41,803 --> 00:40:44,977 - Duke probably saved your life that night. - Did he? 738 00:40:53,948 --> 00:40:57,657 - When I tell my son to oil up and he smears on the Italian dressing, 739 00:40:57,785 --> 00:40:59,992 I can't help but think he's 30% retarded. 740 00:41:00,121 --> 00:41:03,591 - Nah, it's genius, 'cause his brain's telling him "time to fight," 741 00:41:03,724 --> 00:41:06,671 but his nose is saying "time to eat". Confusin' him. 742 00:41:06,794 --> 00:41:08,467 Bam, bam, bam! - 40%. 743 00:41:08,796 --> 00:41:10,298 - These the new trunks? 744 00:41:11,132 --> 00:41:13,669 - Oh, oh, oh! - Did you ever ask yourself 745 00:41:13,801 --> 00:41:16,543 why they were always punching you in the groin instead of the noggin'? 746 00:41:16,671 --> 00:41:19,743 Or why the other guy didn't just take a dive? 747 00:41:19,874 --> 00:41:21,444 - Stop right there, okay? - Listen... 748 00:41:21,576 --> 00:41:24,580 Touch your skull, right around there - This? Yeah. it's my lucky bump. 749 00:41:25,146 --> 00:41:26,716 - I don't know how lucky it is. 750 00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:30,159 The day you were born, you got dropped on your melon. 751 00:41:30,818 --> 00:41:33,856 You fell down the stairs when you were about six months. 752 00:41:33,988 --> 00:41:35,831 Again when you were a year old. 753 00:41:36,324 --> 00:41:40,898 By the time you got to kindergarten, you'd been concussed upwards of 10 times. 754 00:41:41,028 --> 00:41:44,441 You were just a... really uncoordinated little pecker. 755 00:41:44,565 --> 00:41:46,704 - Oh, ho, ho! 756 00:41:46,834 --> 00:41:48,336 "Eddie The" '? 757 00:41:49,737 --> 00:41:52,843 - I told 'em "Eddie The Power White" six times. 758 00:41:52,974 --> 00:41:55,955 That font is a little big. Maybe they ran outta room. 759 00:41:56,077 --> 00:41:58,114 - Two minutes before I tussle, you spring this on me?! 760 00:41:58,246 --> 00:41:59,748 I asked you to do one thing! 761 00:41:59,881 --> 00:42:04,125 - You were always one blow to the head away from permanent brain damage, at least. 762 00:42:04,252 --> 00:42:07,392 That fresh Start you wanted Could've been your funeral. 763 00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:10,896 - Oh, my God. 764 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,306 Oh, my... Oh, my God! 765 00:42:14,428 --> 00:42:16,032 I can't wear these! 766 00:42:16,531 --> 00:42:18,807 - Why not? - 'Cause I can't wear 767 00:42:18,933 --> 00:42:20,606 White Power Hunks... 768 00:42:20,735 --> 00:42:22,510 in fucking Detroit! 769 00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:27,715 God. What am I gonna do? 770 00:42:28,209 --> 00:42:30,052 - We're in a tight spot. - Oh, yeah? 771 00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:32,987 You think? Maybe I can put a Sweater around my waist 772 00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:34,957 like I just got my fucking period! 773 00:42:35,082 --> 00:42:37,756 (bell dinging) Fuck. 774 00:42:37,885 --> 00:42:39,523 (cheering) 775 00:42:42,223 --> 00:42:44,032 - Let's go! (cheering) 776 00:42:57,238 --> 00:42:59,343 - You gotta call it off, boy-o. - I can’t 777 00:42:59,473 --> 00:43:02,147 (crowd shouting) 778 00:43:04,211 --> 00:43:05,588 (drum music) 779 00:43:12,086 --> 00:43:14,293 (bell dinging) 780 00:43:15,389 --> 00:43:16,925 (cheering) - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 781 00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:19,971 - What's wrong? - You know you can't fight in your robe, son! 782 00:43:20,094 --> 00:43:22,597 - Okay. What about a sweater tied around my waist? 783 00:43:23,598 --> 00:43:25,305 - What? - Look, my shorts, 784 00:43:25,433 --> 00:43:27,936 they say "White Power" on 'em 785 00:43:28,069 --> 00:43:30,777 I am so sorry. They say "White Power." 786 00:43:30,905 --> 00:43:32,441 (crowd reacting) 787 00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:35,452 I know. It was a mistake. - Fuck you, cracker! 788 00:43:39,647 --> 00:43:42,253 - Fuck you! - Get out! C'mon, get out! 789 00:43:46,654 --> 00:43:48,827 (Pal): You could take a little light sparring, 790 00:43:48,956 --> 00:43:51,493 but you lined up an honest-to-goodness fight! 791 00:43:51,626 --> 00:43:53,469 With a bona-fide contender. 792 00:43:54,962 --> 00:43:56,964 - So he came up with the trunks. 793 00:43:57,632 --> 00:43:59,805 - Yeah, actually, the trunks was my idea. 794 00:44:00,635 --> 00:44:03,479 But it was Duke's idea to bet on your disqualification. 795 00:44:04,071 --> 00:44:06,051 The proceeds from which... 796 00:44:06,173 --> 00:44:08,210 bought this silver bar. 797 00:44:10,645 --> 00:44:12,181 - Then why... 798 00:44:12,313 --> 00:44:14,156 why'd he let me fight at all? 799 00:44:14,281 --> 00:44:17,194 - Your career was supposed to be, y'know, one or two fights. 800 00:44:17,318 --> 00:44:21,357 Couple of blows to the balls and he thought you'd get smart and walk away. 801 00:44:21,489 --> 00:44:23,992 But... he was weak and, uh... 802 00:44:24,759 --> 00:44:28,172 ...he found it was... profitable, knowing the outcome. 803 00:44:28,663 --> 00:44:31,007 Now you, you just don't know when to quit. 804 00:44:31,666 --> 00:44:33,668 You were a shitty boxer, Nuts. 805 00:44:34,669 --> 00:44:39,084 The Duke tried to protect you the only way he knew: by fixing fights. 806 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,842 'Cause he loved his son. 807 00:44:44,011 --> 00:44:45,388 And... 808 00:44:45,513 --> 00:44:47,424 y'know, betting on sure things. 809 00:44:49,183 --> 00:44:51,527 And that is why you cannot fight... 810 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:54,363 ...ever again. 811 00:44:55,189 --> 00:44:56,691 - Oh, my God. 812 00:44:57,358 --> 00:44:58,860 - It ain't 20 grand... 813 00:45:00,027 --> 00:45:01,335 But it's a start. 814 00:45:05,266 --> 00:45:06,032 (soft guitar music) 815 00:45:06,033 --> 00:45:07,034 (soft guitar music) 816 00:45:28,055 --> 00:45:29,591 - Ah! You son of a... 817 00:45:29,724 --> 00:45:31,067 (laughing) 818 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,062 - Miss Benatar. 819 00:45:37,932 --> 00:45:39,912 Had a '72 El Camino. 820 00:45:40,901 --> 00:45:43,108 Named her after Pat Benatar, 821 00:45:43,237 --> 00:45:45,774 sexiest woman ever to grace God's green Earth. 822 00:45:46,574 --> 00:45:49,453 'Course, I called her Miss Benatar, 'cause... 823 00:45:49,577 --> 00:45:51,420 y'know, a fella callin' his ride Pat 824 00:45:51,545 --> 00:45:54,025 might create the impression he was into Irish dudes. 825 00:45:54,148 --> 00:45:56,389 (Jacob chuckling) What're you working on down there? 826 00:45:56,517 --> 00:45:58,622 - Well, I wanna make it sound really loud. 827 00:45:58,753 --> 00:46:01,393 So, uh... I, uh, figured if I... got underneath it 828 00:46:01,522 --> 00:46:04,765 and just banged around with a wrench, it would just kinda happen. 829 00:46:05,593 --> 00:46:08,938 Didn't work. - You just drill some holes in the muffler. 830 00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:10,440 That'll get her growlin' 831 00:46:10,564 --> 00:46:12,908 - You can do that? - Let's lift up her blouse there, 832 00:46:13,033 --> 00:46:14,512 see what's she's got, huh? - Yeah. 833 00:46:15,102 --> 00:46:16,911 - it's a nice blue. Mine was green. 834 00:46:17,037 --> 00:46:19,278 Your dad used to call it the Green Latrine 835 00:46:20,107 --> 00:46:21,950 - I think, um... - Right here. 836 00:46:23,778 --> 00:46:25,451 - Right. - Oh, wow. 837 00:46:26,614 --> 00:46:28,685 What're you gonna call her? - "Pat" was in the lead. 838 00:46:29,450 --> 00:46:32,727 I dunno, I guess I'm gonna add picking a name to my to-do list. 839 00:46:32,853 --> 00:46:35,129 - A list? That's smart. - I dunno about smart. 840 00:46:35,623 --> 00:46:38,627 The words "death defying" appear, like, six times. 841 00:46:39,794 --> 00:46:41,273 - Y'know, livin' like there's no tomorrow 842 00:46:41,395 --> 00:46:44,467 is... a pretty good way to make sure there won't be one. 843 00:46:44,598 --> 00:46:47,306 I don't have to worry about you, too, do I? 844 00:46:48,803 --> 00:46:51,147 - Actually, no. I feel pretty much unstoppable. 845 00:46:53,808 --> 00:46:54,843 - Here. 846 00:46:58,312 --> 00:47:00,485 Let's make some noise, huh? 847 00:47:12,827 --> 00:47:14,500 - Fuck it. (rock music) 848 00:47:23,504 --> 00:47:26,178 - Where you going dressed like that? - See for yourself. 849 00:47:30,611 --> 00:47:32,181 - Can I come? 850 00:47:34,348 --> 00:47:35,520 - Sure. 851 00:47:37,017 --> 00:47:38,519 - Can I dress up, too? 852 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,063 - I encourage ii. 853 00:47:41,188 --> 00:47:43,930 - Oh! Can we go to Dairy Queen and pick up some twats? 854 00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:50,133 - Yeah. 855 00:47:50,264 --> 00:47:51,868 (rock music) 856 00:47:57,204 --> 00:47:58,342 Chicken 857 00:47:58,472 --> 00:48:01,078 Pay the chicken back back Pay the chicken back payback 858 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,448 Chicken back 859 00:48:02,576 --> 00:48:04,647 Do the Chicken payback Piggy 860 00:48:04,778 --> 00:48:07,759 Pay the piggy back back Pay the piggy back payback 861 00:48:07,882 --> 00:48:10,624 Piggy back Do the piggy payback 862 00:48:10,751 --> 00:48:13,288 (guns hot) Monkey pay the monkey back back 863 00:48:13,420 --> 00:48:15,696 Pay the monkey back See the monkey do the monkey 864 00:48:15,823 --> 00:48:18,133 Pay the monkey back 865 00:48:20,327 --> 00:48:22,273 (gunfire) 866 00:48:24,231 --> 00:48:27,474 Chicken pay the chicken back back Pay the chicken back 867 00:48:27,601 --> 00:48:29,512 Pay back the chicken back back 868 00:48:29,637 --> 00:48:31,446 Do the chicken payback Camel 869 00:48:31,572 --> 00:48:34,246 Pay the camel back Sitting on a Camelback 870 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:37,788 See the camel do the camel Pay the camel back 871 00:48:37,912 --> 00:48:39,789 Donkey Pay the donkey back back 872 00:48:39,914 --> 00:48:42,793 Pay the donkey back Pay back the donkey payback 873 00:48:42,917 --> 00:48:45,261 Payback Pay back the donkey 874 00:48:50,524 --> 00:48:52,333 (snarling) 875 00:48:53,961 --> 00:48:56,271 All the animals together Break it down 876 00:48:56,397 --> 00:48:59,003 Let me hear you 877 00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:00,806 (animal sounds) 878 00:49:00,935 --> 00:49:02,608 I want it... right mere. 879 00:49:06,941 --> 00:49:08,818 - Why don't you let me see it? - 'Cause 880 00:49:08,943 --> 00:49:10,479 - Let me see ii. - No. 881 00:49:10,611 --> 00:49:13,148 - Why don't you let me see anything? - Because I’m 882 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,782 There, want to see it? 883 00:49:16,283 --> 00:49:17,785 - What are those? 884 00:49:18,118 --> 00:49:20,826 - They’re they’re man dots. 885 00:49:21,622 --> 00:49:23,158 Special man dots, okay? 886 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,099 (Todd laughing) - What's a man dot? 887 00:49:25,225 --> 00:49:28,468 - Look, Todd, it hurt a lot more than I thought it would, alright? 888 00:49:28,796 --> 00:49:31,834 And if you ever think about doing something as stupid as getting a tattoo, 889 00:49:31,966 --> 00:49:35,504 I swear you better get a picture of me so the cops'll know who killed you. 890 00:49:39,406 --> 00:49:40,976 (lively music) 891 00:49:58,092 --> 00:49:59,571 (grunting) 892 00:50:05,132 --> 00:50:06,668 (lively music) 893 00:50:23,017 --> 00:50:24,519 (music fading) 894 00:50:25,853 --> 00:50:27,196 - Not interested. 895 00:50:28,188 --> 00:50:30,759 - In what? - Man in a suit comes to my house, 896 00:50:30,891 --> 00:50:33,030 he's either pushing a religion or a warrant. 897 00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:35,201 (grunting) - You don't recognize me? 898 00:50:37,031 --> 00:50:41,537 - Look, my seven-foot-tall boyfriend carries a machete with him wherever he goes. 899 00:50:46,473 --> 00:50:47,850 - it's Cal. 900 00:50:47,975 --> 00:50:50,080 Twelfth grade? Best summer ever? 901 00:50:50,210 --> 00:50:52,952 - Jesus! Is that you? 902 00:50:53,714 --> 00:50:54,590 Oh! 903 00:50:54,715 --> 00:50:56,194 (shrieking) 904 00:50:56,316 --> 00:50:58,262 - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 905 00:50:58,385 --> 00:51:00,922 Okay, alright. That's illegal. 906 00:51:01,055 --> 00:51:04,127 - You look so grown up and clean. - Thank you. 907 00:51:04,258 --> 00:51:06,636 - What you doing in town? - Family business. 908 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,263 - And you find time to visit me. 909 00:51:09,396 --> 00:51:10,898 I feel so flattered 910 00:51:12,066 --> 00:51:13,875 Flattered and stalked. 911 00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:17,312 - Well, um... seeing as I'm not from these parts anymore, 912 00:51:17,438 --> 00:51:20,419 I was sort of looking for a tour guide. 913 00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:24,614 But if your seven-foot-tall machete-wielding boyfriend has an issue, 914 00:51:24,745 --> 00:51:27,123 I understand. I just... - Aw, I just Say that 915 00:51:27,247 --> 00:51:29,955 to keep the pigs at bay. Let's go play tourist. 916 00:51:31,251 --> 00:51:32,753 That your car? 917 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,457 Did you save up your babysitting money to buy that? 918 00:51:35,589 --> 00:51:37,398 - It's a rental. (lively music) 919 00:51:37,524 --> 00:51:40,061 You can? take my girl 920 00:51:40,194 --> 00:51:42,299 Away from me mister 921 00:51:42,429 --> 00:51:45,808 Ah ah ah ah ah Oh no no no no no 922 00:51:45,933 --> 00:51:48,641 You can? steal my guy 923 00:51:48,769 --> 00:51:50,976 Away from me sister 924 00:51:51,105 --> 00:51:53,142 Ah ah ah ah ah 925 00:51:53,273 --> 00:51:56,379 'Cause we're so in love 926 00:51:56,510 --> 00:52:00,253 So in love So in love 927 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,326 So in love 928 00:52:02,449 --> 00:52:04,622 Are we 929 00:52:07,621 --> 00:52:11,000 You can? break this spell of love 930 00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:14,595 Hey mister Oh no no no no no Ah ah ah ah ah 931 00:52:14,728 --> 00:52:16,036 (gunfire) 932 00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:22,705 So you're a mechanic these days? 933 00:52:23,137 --> 00:52:24,514 (laughing) 934 00:52:24,638 --> 00:52:26,015 - The motorcycle? 935 00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:27,642 Sure, a mechanic. 936 00:52:28,308 --> 00:52:30,914 What about you? - Oh, you know me. 937 00:52:31,044 --> 00:52:32,853 - Still getting by on charm and good looks? 938 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:35,017 (gunfire) (siren and coo-cooing) 939 00:52:35,149 --> 00:52:38,392 - I suppose you're coasting by on your knowledge of the deadly arts. 940 00:52:39,653 --> 00:52:42,293 - Is that some kind of clever reference to my marital difficulties? 941 00:52:42,422 --> 00:52:44,231 - Oh, no, no-- - All because a girl can handle firearms 942 00:52:44,358 --> 00:52:47,805 and knows her way around explosives doesn't mean she killed anyone. 943 00:52:48,162 --> 00:52:50,073 - Hey, hey, I meant no of fence. 944 00:52:50,197 --> 00:52:52,177 - I don't know what you've heard... 945 00:52:52,499 --> 00:52:54,501 ...but it's just one of those things. 946 00:52:55,002 --> 00:52:57,107 Or, in this case, three of those things. 947 00:52:57,237 --> 00:52:59,683 So don't go all Sherlock Holmes on me. - Hey. 948 00:53:05,179 --> 00:53:08,353 I'm just trying to solve the case of how you got so beautiful. 949 00:53:14,188 --> 00:53:16,862 - You always were a velvet-tongued devil, weren't you? 950 00:53:24,364 --> 00:53:25,866 - Oh, my God. 951 00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:28,407 - Oh, my God. 952 00:53:29,203 --> 00:53:31,911 What is that... blouse he's wearing? 953 00:53:32,039 --> 00:53:33,712 (Miranda laughing) 954 00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:38,281 - Hey, guys. What's with the threads? - it's along story. 955 00:53:38,412 --> 00:53:41,552 Let's just say Todd and I landed parts in a very misunderstood off-Broadway play 956 00:53:41,682 --> 00:53:44,720 and we'll leave it at that. Can I talk to you for a second? 957 00:53:51,391 --> 00:53:53,200 - So how's army life? 958 00:53:53,327 --> 00:53:54,772 - Do you babysit? 959 00:53:55,562 --> 00:53:57,473 - What? - Yeah, I got an Xbox. 960 00:53:58,565 --> 00:54:01,637 - Okay, you're not doing this. Gimme the ring. I'm not letting you do it. 961 00:54:01,768 --> 00:54:05,215 - Stop it. Stop it. Why are the two of you always in my lady business? Always. 962 00:54:05,339 --> 00:54:09,253 - We only do that because we're the only ones who care enough to call you on your bullshit. 963 00:54:10,577 --> 00:54:11,578 - Twat? 964 00:54:12,913 --> 00:54:13,948 - What? 965 00:54:14,081 --> 00:54:16,357 - Remember how you and Nuts used to stick up for me in high school? 966 00:54:16,483 --> 00:54:19,123 - Yeah. For a reasonable rate, I might add. - That's all I'm trying to do right now, 967 00:54:19,253 --> 00:54:24,293 is protect my big brother, okay? She is a... fucking disaster. 968 00:54:24,424 --> 00:54:26,768 She's a stupid, crazy... 969 00:54:27,594 --> 00:54:29,801 She's a bitch - You may be right. 970 00:54:29,930 --> 00:54:32,536 But... you don't know how this feels. 971 00:54:33,267 --> 00:54:35,679 - What what feels like? I've had girlfriends before, okay? 972 00:54:35,802 --> 00:54:37,873 - Really? - I know a little something. I've had-- 973 00:54:38,005 --> 00:54:40,315 - How many? Really? Really? - Tons. Four. Three. 974 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,578 - Gimme that. 975 00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,483 - Why? - 'Cause I'm adding it to your list. 976 00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:45,647 I think it's important. - Now, don't write on my-- 977 00:54:45,779 --> 00:54:47,190 - Don't touch me. 978 00:54:48,882 --> 00:54:50,452 Got anyone in mind? 979 00:54:52,853 --> 00:54:54,298 Come on, doll. 980 00:55:02,562 --> 00:55:04,132 (soft music) 981 00:55:09,803 --> 00:55:11,476 - Is that her? - Yep. 982 00:55:12,539 --> 00:55:13,847 - Go on! 983 00:55:13,974 --> 00:55:16,477 - I will. I'm just... I'm just... 984 00:55:17,477 --> 00:55:19,320 ...paralysed with fear. Okay. 985 00:55:21,982 --> 00:55:22,892 -Hi. 986 00:55:23,016 --> 00:55:24,586 -Hi. 987 00:55:24,718 --> 00:55:26,493 - So one adult, one veteran? 988 00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:28,497 (Todd chuckling) - Well, uh... 989 00:55:30,657 --> 00:55:34,036 Uh, actually, I just wanted to tell you something. 990 00:55:35,595 --> 00:55:36,835 So, uh... 991 00:55:38,498 --> 00:55:42,469 I'm not here to ask you for a date or for you to be my sweetheart-- 992 00:55:42,602 --> 00:55:43,910 - What's a... "sweat heart"? 993 00:55:44,338 --> 00:55:46,045 - S... s... sweetheart. 994 00:55:46,173 --> 00:55:48,676 I'm sorry, I didn't have a chance to proof this. 995 00:55:48,809 --> 00:55:49,844 Um... 996 00:55:51,211 --> 00:55:53,691 Okay... here it is. 997 00:55:59,019 --> 00:56:01,590 Sometimes I see you on my way to work in the mornings. 998 00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:06,169 I don't mean that in, like, a stalker, creepy way, 999 00:56:06,293 --> 00:56:09,240 I just mean, "Hey, there she is." Every morning. 1000 00:56:09,363 --> 00:56:15,575 And I noticed that you Smile at everybody who walks by - everybody - even me. 1001 00:56:15,702 --> 00:56:18,911 And I could never smile back. Like, ever. 1002 00:56:19,039 --> 00:56:20,746 Maybe because you have... 1003 00:56:20,874 --> 00:56:23,548 the sweetest smile I've ever seen 1004 00:56:23,677 --> 00:56:25,520 and I just can't compete with that, y'know 1005 00:56:25,645 --> 00:56:27,886 And... and no one handles stoned teenagers 1006 00:56:28,014 --> 00:56:31,621 as well as you do, like, anywhere. And that's a gift, 1007 00:56:31,752 --> 00:56:33,231 believe me. And... 1008 00:56:33,353 --> 00:56:34,923 you don't have to worry, 1009 00:56:35,055 --> 00:56:38,502 'cause I'm not gonna try to ask you out on a date here, 1010 00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:40,730 because of a technical difficulty with my existence. 1011 00:56:40,861 --> 00:56:42,807 But, uh, even if I wasn't dying, 1012 00:56:42,929 --> 00:56:45,341 I probably wouldn't have the courage to ask you out anyway. 1013 00:56:45,465 --> 00:56:47,945 Usually I date women who are easily distracted 1014 00:56:48,068 --> 00:56:50,105 and/or horribly depressed. 1015 00:56:50,237 --> 00:56:51,716 That's that's my type, 1016 00:56:51,838 --> 00:56:53,374 just slow and sad. 1017 00:56:53,507 --> 00:56:55,612 And I probably shouldn't have said that last part. 1018 00:56:58,412 --> 00:57:01,120 I just wanted you to know 1019 00:57:01,248 --> 00:57:05,788 that somebody... in this world saw you from far away 1020 00:57:05,919 --> 00:57:08,263 and thinks that you're beautiful. 1021 00:57:09,589 --> 00:57:12,433 And if that can ever give you 1022 00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:16,302 even the tiniest bit of a feeling of happiness, 1023 00:57:16,430 --> 00:57:19,775 then, uh, I'm happy that I made a fool of myself. 1024 00:57:23,603 --> 00:57:24,946 (giggling) 1025 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:36,124 - You're just sore 'cause I broke your heart. 1026 00:57:36,616 --> 00:57:38,527 - That wasn't my heart, it was my leg. 1027 00:57:38,652 --> 00:57:40,791 And it wasn't you, it was your other boyfriend. 1028 00:57:40,921 --> 00:57:42,594 - That was a long time ago, Cal. 1029 00:57:42,722 --> 00:57:45,225 You must be used to holding onto small things. 1030 00:57:45,358 --> 00:57:47,497 - That's hilarious. So where the fuck are you taking me, 1031 00:57:47,627 --> 00:57:50,107 anyway? - Private club. Members only. 1032 00:57:50,230 --> 00:57:51,800 (rock music) 1033 00:58:01,308 --> 00:58:02,981 - I don't think I belong here. 1034 00:58:04,478 --> 00:58:05,980 - Why do you say that? 1035 00:58:06,146 --> 00:58:08,854 - Well, just look around. (laughter) 1036 00:58:08,982 --> 00:58:10,962 - Don't worry, they know me here. 1037 00:58:11,084 --> 00:58:13,462 - What, do you, uh, work here, too? 1038 00:58:13,587 --> 00:58:15,066 - I'm a mechanic, remember? 1039 00:58:15,822 --> 00:58:17,324 Give it a good home. 1040 00:58:19,826 --> 00:58:22,773 - Um, there's a creepy gentleman down at the end of the bar 1041 00:58:22,896 --> 00:58:25,672 looking at me like, uh, like he wants to fuck me. 1042 00:58:25,799 --> 00:58:27,540 - Don't worry about him. it's a boyfriend thing. 1043 00:58:28,168 --> 00:58:30,011 - A boyfr Um, um, hello! 1044 00:58:30,136 --> 00:58:33,481 Missing a vital piece of information, apparently. What? 1045 00:58:33,607 --> 00:58:36,645 - Thought a guy like you would be more nonchalant about something like this. 1046 00:58:36,776 --> 00:58:39,382 - Actually, you're wrong. I'm very chalant about stuff like this. 1047 00:58:39,513 --> 00:58:42,016 Super fucking chalant Let's go. 1048 00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:46,353 - You're not afraid of Big Mitch there, hmm? 1049 00:58:46,853 --> 00:58:49,299 - Absolutely not, okay? 1050 00:58:49,422 --> 00:58:53,165 But it still doesn't make it swell for me to be drinking at a biker bar 1051 00:58:53,293 --> 00:58:54,772 with your boyfriend, okay? - Ex-boyfriend. 1052 00:58:54,895 --> 00:58:56,431 We broke up. 1053 00:58:56,563 --> 00:58:58,236 - When? - Last night. 1054 00:59:00,033 --> 00:59:01,376 - Last night? 1055 00:59:02,035 --> 00:59:05,744 Okay. You’re fishing for jealousy and you're trying to use me as bait. 1056 00:59:05,872 --> 00:59:07,249 - Tell you what, 1057 00:59:07,374 --> 00:59:09,047 I can use you... 1058 00:59:11,545 --> 00:59:13,218 ...and you can use me... 1059 00:59:14,714 --> 00:59:16,216 (heartbeat) 1060 00:59:20,554 --> 00:59:22,056 (heartbeat quickening) 1061 00:59:23,657 --> 00:59:25,694 ...anyway you like. 1062 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,937 Deal? - Deal. 1063 00:59:28,061 --> 00:59:29,438 (both chuckling) 1064 00:59:29,563 --> 00:59:31,565 You just crossed a very fine line. 1065 00:59:32,399 --> 00:59:33,742 Here we go. 1066 00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:37,280 - Perhaps, uh... perhaps you should go home, huh? 1067 00:59:37,404 --> 00:59:38,576 - Ahem. 1068 00:59:42,242 --> 00:59:44,620 How you doin'? Um... I'm Cal White. 1069 00:59:44,744 --> 00:59:47,623 I take it you're Big Mitch-- - Listen, pal, can I just tell you that-- 1070 00:59:47,747 --> 00:59:50,785 - Whoa, whoa. I... just... Can I say what I was gonna say? Please? 1071 00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:52,760 Now, listen, uh, Miranda there 1072 00:59:52,886 --> 00:59:56,459 is obviously a grownup who can make her own decisions, right? 1073 00:59:56,590 --> 01:00:00,504 And, uh, today she's decided to spend the afternoon with me, okay? 1074 01:00:00,627 --> 01:00:05,599 So I think that you should also be a grownup and, uh, respect her decision. 1075 01:00:06,099 --> 01:00:07,942 Whaddya Say, Big Mitch? 1076 01:00:09,603 --> 01:00:11,310 - Well, I say, uh... CalWhite'? 1077 01:00:11,438 --> 01:00:12,610 -Mm. 1078 01:00:13,607 --> 01:00:15,109 - Meet Big Mitch. 1079 01:00:16,810 --> 01:00:18,414 (rock music) 1080 01:00:18,545 --> 01:00:21,185 (thundering footsteps) 1081 01:00:23,183 --> 01:00:24,184 - Oh... 1082 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,158 (hard-rock music) 1083 01:00:42,502 --> 01:00:44,175 You're Big Mitch? - Yeah. 1084 01:00:44,304 --> 01:00:46,341 - That's Big Mitch! I'm Cal White 1085 01:00:46,473 --> 01:00:48,316 Uh, that's Miranda, who you've, 1086 01:00:48,441 --> 01:00:50,478 um-- - I just heard the speech, fella. 1087 01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:52,590 - Okay. I like... This is... Is this your place? 1088 01:00:52,712 --> 01:00:55,318 'Cause I was ask... It's a great... - You're not going, are ya? 1089 01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:56,950 - I was gonna leave. - No, you're not. 1090 01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:59,620 - I wish you'd let go of my hand. - Have a seat. 1091 01:00:59,753 --> 01:01:00,823 - Okay. 1092 01:01:02,155 --> 01:01:05,864 - Now, Cal, the way I see ii, Miranda and I... 1093 01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:07,903 are havin' a tiny little lovers quarrel. 1094 01:01:08,028 --> 01:01:10,838 And the way you see ii, is she's movin' onto you. 1095 01:01:11,331 --> 01:01:13,538 Now, I call that a difference of opinion. 1096 01:01:13,667 --> 01:01:17,513 And do you know how we solve differences of opinion here at Satan's Finest? 1097 01:01:18,338 --> 01:01:20,784 - Reasonable discourse? (both chuckling) 1098 01:01:20,907 --> 01:01:23,183 - Wheel of Misfortune - The Wheel of Misfortune 1099 01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:25,581 - What's a Wheel of Misfortune? - Ho, ho, ho! 1100 01:01:25,712 --> 01:01:27,191 (rock music) 1101 01:01:32,385 --> 01:01:34,194 - If you're doin' this to impress me, Mitch, 1102 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,391 it's not working. - Rules is rules, baby. 1103 01:01:36,523 --> 01:01:39,800 - You don't own me. I can see anyone I want to. 1104 01:01:39,926 --> 01:01:42,406 - You'll see Cal again here. At his funeral. 1105 01:01:42,529 --> 01:01:45,203 Spin ii. (rock music) 1106 01:01:59,079 --> 01:02:00,922 (suspenseful music) 1107 01:02:06,319 --> 01:02:08,890 - Uh, wh-what's a Stick and Nail Fight? 1108 01:02:10,223 --> 01:02:12,100 - it's a fight with sticks and nails. 1109 01:02:12,225 --> 01:02:13,898 - I can't do this again. I'm out. 1110 01:02:14,728 --> 01:02:16,730 - Ivan, see her home. 1111 01:02:18,231 --> 01:02:19,733 - I'll go, too. - No, no, no. 1112 01:02:21,234 --> 01:02:23,578 - Can I please just use the bathroom? 1113 01:02:24,571 --> 01:02:26,073 - Outside in five. 1114 01:02:30,744 --> 01:02:32,155 - 'Course there's no windows. 1115 01:02:32,746 --> 01:02:34,248 Gonna fuckin' die. 1116 01:02:35,248 --> 01:02:36,750 Okay, I'm gonna die. 1117 01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:39,253 You're gonna die. 1118 01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:53,377 - Why are you darkenin' my door, Nuts? - Call it a down payment. 1119 01:02:53,933 --> 01:02:56,641 I'm not fightin' Juicy ain't, either. 1120 01:02:56,770 --> 01:02:58,681 - Oh, Jesus! 1121 01:02:58,805 --> 01:03:00,148 A silver bar! - Yeah. 1122 01:03:00,273 --> 01:03:02,776 - Argh, mate! What are you, a pirate? 1123 01:03:03,109 --> 01:03:05,851 You gonna sweeten the deal? Throw in a few doubloons? 1124 01:03:05,979 --> 01:03:09,324 - I'll get the rest for you later. - Well, I'm no pawn broker. 1125 01:03:09,449 --> 01:03:12,020 It goes on tonight. - Okay, what if it doesn't? 1126 01:03:12,152 --> 01:03:16,464 What are you gonna do? Kill me? I mean, 'cause I gotta tell you, Fitz, 1127 01:03:16,589 --> 01:03:19,263 that is a very... very ineffective threat these days. 1128 01:03:19,392 --> 01:03:21,963 - If it were only up to me, Nuts, boy. 1129 01:03:22,629 --> 01:03:24,870 But... I'm afraid... 1130 01:03:24,998 --> 01:03:27,274 we're gonna have to talk to the management 1131 01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,710 about all this. - Oh, no, no, no! No! 1132 01:03:29,836 --> 01:03:31,213 (rock music) 1133 01:03:31,337 --> 01:03:33,010 Whoa, whoa! Ah! Ah! 1134 01:03:33,373 --> 01:03:36,217 Ah, ah, ah, ah! - it's the management, boy! 1135 01:03:36,342 --> 01:03:39,118 It's the management! Now we're negotiating, aren't we? 1136 01:03:39,245 --> 01:03:40,986 Ah! - No, stop!!! Stop!!! 1137 01:03:42,148 --> 01:03:43,456 - You know the deal. 1138 01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:46,063 Now, maybe you don't care about yourself, 1139 01:03:46,186 --> 01:03:48,689 but you care about your baby brother. 1140 01:03:48,988 --> 01:03:50,899 One of you can get hurt in the ring, 1141 01:03:51,024 --> 01:03:53,664 or both of yous can get hurt in the street. 1142 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,140 Choose wisely. 1143 01:03:58,832 --> 01:04:00,175 - He'll fight. 1144 01:04:02,168 --> 01:04:03,340 - Good. 1145 01:04:04,337 --> 01:04:06,010 Make sure it looks good. 1146 01:04:12,912 --> 01:04:14,516 - I'm gonna fucking die. 1147 01:04:18,284 --> 01:04:20,890 - "Boys, you three are gonna die." 1148 01:04:23,523 --> 01:04:25,662 (laughing) - I'm actually gonna die. 1149 01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:27,203 Woo! (sniffing) 1150 01:04:27,527 --> 01:04:30,030 Okay. Okay, let's go. 1151 01:04:30,864 --> 01:04:32,036 Let's go. 1152 01:04:33,066 --> 01:04:34,545 (Western music) 1153 01:04:49,549 --> 01:04:51,551 This is ii, obviously! - Yep. 1154 01:04:55,822 --> 01:04:57,824 - Where's Miranda? - I sent her home. 1155 01:04:57,957 --> 01:05:00,403 I didn't want have her see me kill you. 1156 01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:03,105 - What if I win? - If you win, 1157 01:05:03,229 --> 01:05:05,231 you go and be with Miranda. 1158 01:05:05,365 --> 01:05:07,106 On my word of honour. 1159 01:05:07,901 --> 01:05:10,438 But I don't think either of us thinks that's very likely. 1160 01:05:10,570 --> 01:05:11,571 - Okay. 1161 01:05:14,574 --> 01:05:16,076 You're sort of far away. 1162 01:05:16,209 --> 01:05:18,587 I mean, do I just... just whenever? 1163 01:05:19,245 --> 01:05:20,883 - You're really over-thinking this. 1164 01:05:24,751 --> 01:05:25,923 - Alright. 1165 01:05:26,419 --> 01:05:28,763 Alright, come on, baby. You can do this thing. 1166 01:05:30,423 --> 01:05:32,460 I'm coming! Ah!! 1167 01:05:32,592 --> 01:05:34,333 (Western music) - Ah! 1168 01:05:38,197 --> 01:05:39,505 - Ah! Ah!! 1169 01:05:39,632 --> 01:05:40,770 (chuckling) 1170 01:05:42,135 --> 01:05:44,137 Ah! Ah! 1171 01:05:45,171 --> 01:05:46,172 - Ahhhh!!! 1172 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,620 (Western music) 1173 01:05:51,611 --> 01:05:52,988 - Young man... 1174 01:05:53,112 --> 01:05:55,183 I'm gonna make the Jihad on your skull. 1175 01:06:02,889 --> 01:06:03,959 Ah!! 1176 01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:07,294 - Huh? Huh? 1177 01:06:09,629 --> 01:06:10,972 (groaning) 1178 01:06:38,157 --> 01:06:39,363 Fuck ii. 1179 01:06:46,499 --> 01:06:47,842 Hey, Mitch? 1180 01:06:50,169 --> 01:06:51,910 - Oh... - What do I do now? 1181 01:06:52,038 --> 01:06:54,609 You want me to take you to the hospital, or... or what? 1182 01:06:55,174 --> 01:06:57,450 - I didn't think you had it in you, dude. 1183 01:07:00,179 --> 01:07:01,852 Big Mitch is a man of his word. 1184 01:07:03,016 --> 01:07:04,359 So you go on. 1185 01:07:04,851 --> 01:07:06,353 You go to Miranda. 1186 01:07:08,187 --> 01:07:09,689 But you're takin' me with ya. 1187 01:07:10,523 --> 01:07:12,560 - What are you doing? - I'm keeping my word. 1188 01:07:12,692 --> 01:07:15,332 - Okay, it's a really cute joke, but will you get the key? 1189 01:07:15,461 --> 01:07:17,441 - I don't have a key to this one. - C'mon, man! 1190 01:07:17,563 --> 01:07:20,203 - And I certainly don't have the key to this one. 1191 01:07:24,270 --> 01:07:25,715 - Come on!! 1192 01:07:28,741 --> 01:07:30,220 (Western music) 1193 01:07:40,753 --> 01:07:42,232 (engine revving) 1194 01:07:54,734 --> 01:07:56,805 - I wanna do ii, too! 1195 01:07:56,936 --> 01:07:59,644 - I said no! - You never let me do anything! 1196 01:07:59,772 --> 01:08:01,581 - This is really dangerous, Todd, okay? 1197 01:08:01,707 --> 01:08:05,018 If I ever catch you doing something this dangerous and stupid, 1198 01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:07,954 I will sell your testicles to Chinese organ thieves. 1199 01:08:11,350 --> 01:08:14,024 - Stupid Jacob! Stupid blouse! 1200 01:08:15,855 --> 01:08:17,425 (Western music) 1201 01:08:24,764 --> 01:08:25,936 - Sassy. 1202 01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:28,268 (Western music) 1203 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,639 - Oh, my God! 1204 01:08:56,329 --> 01:08:57,808 (Todd laughing) 1205 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,073 (Todd still laughing) - How much longer 1206 01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:05,546 are we supposed to stay here?! I mean, c'mon, man! 1207 01:09:05,671 --> 01:09:08,083 What about your word of honour? - I'm keeping my word. 1208 01:09:08,207 --> 01:09:10,346 - Keeping? No, no! This isn't keeping your word. 1209 01:09:10,476 --> 01:09:13,218 - Sure it is. This is what they call passive resistance. 1210 01:09:13,646 --> 01:09:14,716 (laughing) 1211 01:09:16,816 --> 01:09:18,295 - Are you insane? 1212 01:09:18,417 --> 01:09:20,419 Seriously, what if a train comes?! 1213 01:09:20,553 --> 01:09:22,965 And what are we gonna do? Sit here like assholes, 1214 01:09:23,089 --> 01:09:24,693 cuffed to the tracks all day?! 1215 01:09:24,824 --> 01:09:26,826 -I really didn't think that far ahead. (train-crossing bell) 1216 01:09:33,099 --> 01:09:35,579 Man, I really didn't think that far ahead. - Oh, my God. 1217 01:09:35,701 --> 01:09:37,647 (Western music) 1218 01:09:42,441 --> 01:09:44,751 This isn't doing shit! - Here, use my machete! 1219 01:09:44,877 --> 01:09:47,016 - Who the fuck carries a machete? 1220 01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:49,519 (train whistle blowing) Jesus! 1221 01:09:50,283 --> 01:09:52,263 (Western music) 1222 01:09:56,088 --> 01:09:57,795 (train whistle mowing) It's not working! 1223 01:09:57,924 --> 01:10:00,097 It's doing shit! - Stop, stop. You're dulling the blade. 1224 01:10:00,226 --> 01:10:01,796 - So fucking what?! - We need the blade sharp! 1225 01:10:01,928 --> 01:10:03,805 - Why do we need the blade sharp? 1226 01:10:03,930 --> 01:10:06,911 Why do we need the blade sharp? - 'Cause you're gonna hack off my limb! 1227 01:10:07,033 --> 01:10:08,512 - I'm not hacking off your limb. - Don't hack my limb, 1228 01:10:08,634 --> 01:10:10,113 I'll keep your fucking ass on the track with me! 1229 01:10:10,236 --> 01:10:12,773 - I can't chop off your hand. 1230 01:10:12,905 --> 01:10:15,146 I can chop off your hand! Okay. 1231 01:10:15,274 --> 01:10:16,776 You alright? - Go, man! 1232 01:10:16,909 --> 01:10:19,253 - I just wanna check-in with you! -.Just hack the fucking limb! 1233 01:10:19,378 --> 01:10:22,018 - On the Count of three! - You fucking Crazy? 1234 01:10:22,148 --> 01:10:23,092 It's gonna hurt more if I'm expecting ii! 1235 01:10:23,216 --> 01:10:26,060 - Oh, I apologize if my hand-cutting etiquette is a little off! 1236 01:10:26,185 --> 01:10:28,324 - Just do it when I'm not expecting it! - On two, then! 1237 01:10:28,454 --> 01:10:30,832 - Just hack me fucking-- - okay! 1238 01:10:30,957 --> 01:10:32,129 Ahhhh!!! 1239 01:10:32,258 --> 01:10:33,566 - Ahhhh!!!! 1240 01:10:40,066 --> 01:10:41,568 (light music) 1241 01:10:49,909 --> 01:10:51,752 (Mitch groaning) - Hey, Mitch... 1242 01:10:52,245 --> 01:10:54,589 Stay awake. We're almost at the hospital. 1243 01:10:55,248 --> 01:10:58,786 - Hey... what's with your car, man? - it's a rental, okay? 1244 01:10:58,918 --> 01:11:01,626 Can we just not talk anymore until we get to the hospital? 1245 01:11:01,754 --> 01:11:04,098 How 'bout that? - I didn't think you had it in you, sport. 1246 01:11:04,223 --> 01:11:06,794 - Did I just... Did you not hear what I just Said, or what? 1247 01:11:07,593 --> 01:11:09,163 - Change the station, Mom. 1248 01:11:24,477 --> 01:11:25,785 - Let's go. 1249 01:11:26,779 --> 01:11:27,951 It's time. 1250 01:11:28,281 --> 01:11:30,625 Oh, really? Thousand Island dressing? 1251 01:11:31,617 --> 01:11:32,994 What...? 1252 01:11:33,119 --> 01:11:35,656 Oh, what the fuck is that? 1253 01:11:35,788 --> 01:11:39,258 It looks like you got fucking shingles! - Maybe I woulda got a better dressing 1254 01:11:39,392 --> 01:11:42,669 if you were there for me. - Ah, you look like a fuckin' leper! 1255 01:11:42,795 --> 01:11:44,138 - Where were you? - It doesn't matter, okay? 1256 01:11:44,263 --> 01:11:46,265 Just wipe that Shit off. We gotta weigh you in. 1257 01:11:46,399 --> 01:11:48,470 Maybe we'll pick up some Crisco. 1258 01:11:52,138 --> 01:11:53,640 (rock music) 1259 01:12:08,321 --> 01:12:10,460 - There it is. - I don't even think it's for sale. 1260 01:12:10,589 --> 01:12:13,035 - Oh, ii will be. Remember, do not use our real names. 1261 01:12:13,159 --> 01:12:16,163 - You got it, Smell-vis. - General Mayhem, let's roll. 1262 01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,347 (rock music) 1263 01:12:31,077 --> 01:12:33,523 Look, you can't tell anybody about this, alright? 1264 01:12:33,846 --> 01:12:37,055 And if you ever think about doing something as stupid as this, I swear, 1265 01:12:37,183 --> 01:12:38,685 I'm gonna... I will... 1266 01:12:40,353 --> 01:12:42,697 I'm not a very good role model, am I? 1267 01:12:47,526 --> 01:12:49,062 Alright, so the door's open. 1268 01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:51,175 Someone's home. And I can't let them see the barrel. 1269 01:12:51,297 --> 01:12:53,743 So what do you say if they ask you where I am? 1270 01:12:53,866 --> 01:12:55,709 - "What's a Jacob?" - Perfect. 1271 01:13:07,413 --> 01:13:08,585 (rock music) 1272 01:13:08,714 --> 01:13:10,057 (knocking) 1273 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:13,556 - Hey, Toddy. 1274 01:13:22,561 --> 01:13:25,132 - Keep your fucking thumb out. - The Second that bell rings, 1275 01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:27,471 I'm coming out with the one-four-three. Then jab-- 1276 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,410 - Or, or, or... just fucking work the outside. 1277 01:13:31,070 --> 01:13:33,277 - What? - Yeah, you wear him down. You run. 1278 01:13:33,406 --> 01:13:35,408 Stick and jab, keep to the outside. 1279 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:38,488 Y'know, tire him out 3 bit. - No. I'm goin' for the early KO. 1280 01:13:38,611 --> 01:13:40,284 (sighing) - That's 1281 01:13:40,413 --> 01:13:42,324 certainly a possibility. (Juicy laughing) 1282 01:13:42,448 --> 01:13:44,428 - Fuck, am I greasy! 1283 01:13:45,584 --> 01:13:46,961 Hey. - Hmm? 1284 01:13:47,086 --> 01:13:49,157 - You brought your mitts? - What? 1285 01:13:49,288 --> 01:13:51,063 Yeah. Yeah... 1286 01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:53,261 I... I slid by Pal's to... 1287 01:13:57,329 --> 01:13:58,774 - Really? - Yeah. 1288 01:13:59,265 --> 01:14:00,869 - You're giving me your mitts? - Yeah. Don't 1289 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,673 don't make a big deal of ii. 1290 01:14:02,802 --> 01:14:05,408 - Nuts, I don't know what to Say. - Ahem. Don't Say anything. 1291 01:14:05,538 --> 01:14:07,108 - I'm fuckin' touched... Nuts. 1292 01:14:10,109 --> 01:14:12,111 Nuts, you're the best brother in the world. 1293 01:14:13,112 --> 01:14:14,284 (sighing) 1294 01:14:17,616 --> 01:14:19,926 - Why'd you have to say that?! - What the fuck, Nuts? 1295 01:14:20,052 --> 01:14:21,827 -Ah, I... 1296 01:14:21,954 --> 01:14:23,900 I can't do this. - What'?! 1297 01:14:24,023 --> 01:14:25,559 - You're not fighting. You're not ready for Tank Boy. 1298 01:14:25,691 --> 01:14:28,035 - Oh, I am ready! You said Tank Boy was scrawny as fuck! 1299 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,571 - Well, he's recently filled out. 1300 01:14:29,795 --> 01:14:32,969 - I'm in prime form! - Juicy, you're O-2 against Todd! 1301 01:14:35,134 --> 01:14:36,807 - You're just jealous. - Ah... 1302 01:14:38,637 --> 01:14:40,913 Just... Sit. 1303 01:14:42,475 --> 01:14:43,977 (distant cheering) 1304 01:14:44,477 --> 01:14:45,649 Listen to me. 1305 01:14:46,312 --> 01:14:49,987 I have done a lot of things in my life that I'm not proud of, okay? 1306 01:14:50,115 --> 01:14:52,026 But recently certain things have come to light... 1307 01:14:52,151 --> 01:14:53,687 and I'm seeing things different. 1308 01:14:53,819 --> 01:14:57,323 And I'm looking at my baby brother, who I want to help and protect. 1309 01:14:57,823 --> 01:15:01,498 And I hope to God you don't hate me for what I did, but... 1310 01:15:02,995 --> 01:15:04,440 ...I signed you up for this fight 1311 01:15:04,563 --> 01:15:06,668 knowing you were gonna get your ass handed to you. 1312 01:15:06,799 --> 01:15:08,176 - Right. 1313 01:15:09,168 --> 01:15:12,206 - What? No, no right! I sold you out! 1314 01:15:12,338 --> 01:15:13,874 For money!! 1315 01:15:14,006 --> 01:15:15,713 And not a lot of ii! 1316 01:15:17,343 --> 01:15:18,845 Juicy... look at me. 1317 01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,216 Don't do this. 1318 01:15:28,187 --> 01:15:29,962 - I'm gonna fight and I'm gonna win. 1319 01:15:30,089 --> 01:15:32,035 (Nuts groaning) (Juicy laughing) 1320 01:15:32,892 --> 01:15:34,894 Hey. (laughing) 1321 01:15:35,027 --> 01:15:36,529 (door opening) 1322 01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:50,214 (door closing) 1323 01:15:51,544 --> 01:15:52,955 What the fuck was that? 1324 01:15:53,078 --> 01:15:54,989 - That was Tank Boy. - What'?! 1325 01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:56,559 (rock music) 1326 01:16:28,914 --> 01:16:30,416 (grunting) - Hoo. 1327 01:16:32,918 --> 01:16:35,421 - Todd... where's Cob? 1328 01:16:36,989 --> 01:16:39,162 I'll give you five bucks. - He's heading over the falls. 1329 01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:40,429 - He... 1330 01:16:41,493 --> 01:16:43,530 (soft music) 1331 01:16:44,930 --> 01:16:48,468 (Pal): "Marry a good one, son... ...like a bull in a vagina shop." 1332 01:16:48,601 --> 01:16:50,137 (jumbled voices) (Cob): She got incarcerated! 1333 01:16:50,269 --> 01:16:52,249 - They died. All of them. - doesn't mean she killed anyone! 1334 01:16:52,371 --> 01:16:54,817 - Something has to change in me. The ring, it was a sign. 1335 01:16:54,940 --> 01:16:56,647 - That's reckless! That's more like Duke than anything! 1336 01:16:56,775 --> 01:16:59,187 - I gotta stop whoring around and I need to settle down. 1337 01:16:59,311 --> 01:17:01,484 - That was Chlamydia! - The fuck am I doing?!! 1338 01:17:01,614 --> 01:17:03,116 Okay, just relax. 1339 01:17:05,284 --> 01:17:06,285 .Just relax. 1340 01:17:06,585 --> 01:17:08,292 What the fuck am I doing? 1341 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,336 - Is he dead? - He's fine. 1342 01:17:23,469 --> 01:17:26,450 Well, he lost a hand, but he's alright. - Oh... 1343 01:17:26,572 --> 01:17:27,983 Just a hand? - Yeah. 1344 01:17:31,644 --> 01:17:33,646 You wanna do some more sightseeing? 1345 01:17:33,979 --> 01:17:35,617 - What'd you have in mind? 1346 01:17:35,981 --> 01:17:37,324 - C'mon 1347 01:17:38,984 --> 01:17:40,486 (soft music) 1348 01:17:51,330 --> 01:17:52,832 (straining) 1349 01:18:07,513 --> 01:18:08,890 - I'm invincible. 1350 01:18:09,014 --> 01:18:10,357 (rock music) 1351 01:18:31,370 --> 01:18:33,714 Hoo. Woo! Ow! 1352 01:18:36,775 --> 01:18:38,220 (rock music) 1353 01:18:45,784 --> 01:18:49,755 - Wh-what is going on? What is going on in that boy's head?! Why?! 1354 01:18:49,888 --> 01:18:52,425 - it's on his list. - What list? 1355 01:18:52,558 --> 01:18:54,060 (banging) 1356 01:18:58,197 --> 01:18:59,608 What pills?! 1357 01:18:59,732 --> 01:19:02,941 - The pills, y'know, that they all look for money. 1358 01:19:04,737 --> 01:19:06,717 That's his car! - Pull over! 1359 01:19:10,676 --> 01:19:12,917 - Jacob! - Jacob! 1360 01:19:13,746 --> 01:19:16,192 (both, distantly): Jacob! Jacob! (grunting) 1361 01:19:16,315 --> 01:19:18,522 - I see the barrel! - Where?! 1362 01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:20,789 Jacob!! (bum): Stop!!! 1363 01:19:21,754 --> 01:19:24,234 (drumming fingers) - Mom? 1364 01:19:24,356 --> 01:19:26,700 - Stop, honey, you're not gonna die! - What? 1365 01:19:26,825 --> 01:19:29,897 - Oh, honey, you're not gonna die! Get outta there! 1366 01:19:30,028 --> 01:19:33,441 Please open the lid, sweetheart. (banging) 1367 01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:35,238 Can you hear me? - Okay, it's stuck. 1368 01:19:35,367 --> 01:19:37,574 - Toddy, get me a rock. Do you understand me?! 1369 01:19:37,703 --> 01:19:39,148 You're not gonna die! 1370 01:19:40,372 --> 01:19:43,615 Honey, those pills? That was Duke's stupid idea! 1371 01:19:45,978 --> 01:19:48,549 When you boys came home with those pills, 1372 01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,923 I sure as hell wasn’t gonna let my kids be guinea pigs! 1373 01:19:52,050 --> 01:19:54,690 So I filled them with Tic Tacs! - Tic Tacs'?! 1374 01:19:54,820 --> 01:19:56,299 - Tic Tacs! 1375 01:19:58,056 --> 01:20:01,333 I mean, what mother lets her kids test drugs for money?! 1376 01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:03,167 - I'm gonna live. - Ah! 1377 01:20:03,695 --> 01:20:05,470 - Oh, my God. (banging) 1378 01:20:05,597 --> 01:20:07,372 I'm gonna live!!! 1379 01:20:07,499 --> 01:20:10,002 (Todd): No!! No! No! - Jacob!!! 1380 01:20:10,135 --> 01:20:12,411 (Cob screaming) - I'm gonna die! 1381 01:20:12,538 --> 01:20:14,040 - Ah!! Jake!! 1382 01:20:16,141 --> 01:20:18,712 - Jesus. No, Nuts, will you... Stop. Come on. 1383 01:20:18,844 --> 01:20:20,517 You're gonna get killed. - Sooner or later. 1384 01:20:20,646 --> 01:20:22,489 - Not... today. Okay? 1385 01:20:23,148 --> 01:20:26,357 We'll I dunno, we'll figure something out. - Nah. Nah. 1386 01:20:26,485 --> 01:20:29,523 For the first time in my life, I'm doing something that ain't all about me. 1387 01:20:29,655 --> 01:20:33,330 If that means taking a nook to my head and making my snort life even shorter... 1388 01:20:34,827 --> 01:20:36,329 ...so fucking be ii. 1389 01:20:40,299 --> 01:20:42,973 (rock music) (crowd cheering) 1390 01:21:13,165 --> 01:21:15,975 - Ref! Ref! Keep your eyes open, eh? 1391 01:21:16,101 --> 01:21:18,741 (rock music) (cheering) 1392 01:21:24,776 --> 01:21:26,619 - Fuck him right up, Nuts! 1393 01:21:36,221 --> 01:21:38,064 - I just wish I had some sort of sign. 1394 01:21:39,224 --> 01:21:41,397 Y'know, maybe I have a serious problem. 1395 01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:43,229 Or maybe I am reckless. 1396 01:21:44,062 --> 01:21:45,735 Miranda, she's a... 1397 01:21:46,131 --> 01:21:47,701 She's a meat grinder. 1398 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,506 (Miranda): Oh, really? - There's gonna be a limb 1399 01:21:49,635 --> 01:21:51,979 getting hacked each and every week with that one. 1400 01:21:55,741 --> 01:21:57,516 Maybe... maybe nothing matters anymore, y'know? 1401 01:21:57,643 --> 01:22:00,419 I should just nut up and do this thing. 1402 01:22:00,913 --> 01:22:02,483 What do you think, bud? 1403 01:22:05,751 --> 01:22:07,253 You're probably right. 1404 01:22:07,953 --> 01:22:09,261 - Thanks. 1405 01:22:12,257 --> 01:22:14,567 Y'know, I was just chatting with that guy over there 1406 01:22:14,693 --> 01:22:19,073 and, bam, it occurs to me that those Maid of the Mist boats down there 1407 01:22:19,197 --> 01:22:22,178 would be pretty ideal to mule drugs across the border. 1408 01:22:22,301 --> 01:22:24,440 So I was thinking... wait. 1409 01:22:25,270 --> 01:22:26,943 How well can you swim? 1410 01:22:28,774 --> 01:22:29,946 - Uh... 1411 01:22:30,275 --> 01:22:31,481 I, uh... 1412 01:22:31,610 --> 01:22:34,819 I woke up this morning, uh, with a plan, y'know. 1413 01:22:34,947 --> 01:22:38,258 I was, uh, I was gonna to ask you a really big question. 1414 01:22:39,685 --> 01:22:42,188 Well, then I'm not so sure... now. 1415 01:22:42,788 --> 01:22:43,823 Uh... 1416 01:22:43,956 --> 01:22:47,096 I-I-I'm just... I'm looking for a sign, is all. 1417 01:22:49,461 --> 01:22:50,963 (screaming) 1418 01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:56,509 (dramatic music) 1419 01:22:59,237 --> 01:23:00,910 - Well, don't wait forever. 1420 01:23:01,306 --> 01:23:02,842 Life's short. - Ha! 1421 01:23:02,975 --> 01:23:04,545 Yeah, that's very Hue. 1422 01:23:10,916 --> 01:23:12,554 (screaming) 1423 01:23:13,352 --> 01:23:14,524 - Help!!! 1424 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:17,027 - That's very Hue. Okay. 1425 01:23:17,155 --> 01:23:18,998 Uh... fuck ii. 1426 01:23:19,491 --> 01:23:20,663 Here goes. 1427 01:23:22,427 --> 01:23:24,668 (screaming) (dramatic music) 1428 01:23:25,364 --> 01:23:26,434 Miranda... 1429 01:23:33,505 --> 01:23:34,677 - C'mon 1430 01:23:38,877 --> 01:23:41,255 - C'mon! C'mon! 1431 01:23:42,681 --> 01:23:44,183 -Will you... 1432 01:23:45,951 --> 01:23:47,294 - Oh, my God. 1433 01:23:48,754 --> 01:23:50,358 (music stopping) 1434 01:23:58,030 --> 01:24:00,874 (Duke): Today is the 14th day since the end of my life. 1435 01:24:05,037 --> 01:24:07,039 Now, I don't believe in miracles. 1436 01:24:07,706 --> 01:24:09,208 I believe in odds. 1437 01:24:10,876 --> 01:24:12,719 And if you forced my bet... 1438 01:24:13,545 --> 01:24:15,889 ...I'd wager I'm straight-up dead. 1439 01:24:17,382 --> 01:24:21,558 And that this is one of those "life Hashes before your eyes" moments. 1440 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:24,461 Like a dream you swear lasted months, 1441 01:24:24,589 --> 01:24:27,900 even though you knew you just slept for an hour. 1442 01:24:28,393 --> 01:24:31,863 Or maybe a clever trick your brain plays on your body 1443 01:24:31,997 --> 01:24:34,568 to ease that painful, permanent fade to black... 1444 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:37,277 ...wrapping your head in warm thoughts 1445 01:24:37,402 --> 01:24:40,611 so you don't feel the cold, hard hand of death. 1446 01:24:40,739 --> 01:24:42,241 But I saw things. 1447 01:24:43,308 --> 01:24:45,345 I saw my resurrection. 1448 01:24:46,912 --> 01:24:48,414 And this is what I saw. 1449 01:24:50,415 --> 01:24:52,656 I saw a slip of the noose 1450 01:24:52,784 --> 01:24:54,764 and it's off like a torpedo. 1451 01:24:54,886 --> 01:24:57,924 And when that giant men-pedo decides to surface... 1452 01:24:58,924 --> 01:25:01,097 well, I saw a sight to behold. 1453 01:25:01,927 --> 01:25:04,271 I saw my boy one last time. 1454 01:25:04,396 --> 01:25:07,240 - I'm looking for a sign. - My reckless son. 1455 01:25:07,365 --> 01:25:09,845 And I knew... - Miranda... 1456 01:25:10,802 --> 01:25:11,974 -...for once in my life... 1457 01:25:12,437 --> 01:25:14,007 - Will you'? (woman screaming) 1458 01:25:14,139 --> 01:25:15,618 (boom) 1459 01:25:16,341 --> 01:25:18,514 -...I was there for him. 1460 01:25:18,643 --> 01:25:20,281 (rock music) 1461 01:25:32,290 --> 01:25:33,792 - That was a sign! 1462 01:25:35,293 --> 01:25:36,795 I gotta go. 1463 01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:43,306 - Then I saw my eldest. 1464 01:25:43,969 --> 01:25:47,576 And I was Hooded by thoughts of all the wrong I did to him. 1465 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:53,019 (bell dinging) Now, a dead body Heating in the water 1466 01:25:53,145 --> 01:25:55,853 miles away can't possibly save my wayward son. 1467 01:25:55,981 --> 01:25:58,689 But if a concerned tourist happened to call 911... 1468 01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:04,124 ...and if the ambulance sent to fish a bloated corpse out of the water 1469 01:26:04,256 --> 01:26:07,533 happened to skid off the road and into a hydro pole... 1470 01:26:08,326 --> 01:26:11,398 well, then my wayward son suddenly stands a fighting chance. 1471 01:26:13,198 --> 01:26:14,506 (grunting) 1472 01:26:18,837 --> 01:26:20,714 I saw my boy... 1473 01:26:20,839 --> 01:26:23,547 and a weight came off my heavy heart. 1474 01:26:24,676 --> 01:26:26,178 Like I could Heat. 1475 01:26:27,512 --> 01:26:29,321 Like the impossible was made possible. 1476 01:26:33,185 --> 01:26:36,064 And just when I thought I could feel no more joy, 1477 01:26:36,188 --> 01:26:37,690 I saw something else. 1478 01:26:38,523 --> 01:26:40,196 My other boy. 1479 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:41,861 The one I never understood. 1480 01:26:45,697 --> 01:26:48,871 The odds in surviving the falls are a million to one. 1481 01:26:49,534 --> 01:26:51,707 And I saw those odds beat. 1482 01:26:53,538 --> 01:26:57,213 I saw a twist of fate that can only be called a miracle. 1483 01:27:02,214 --> 01:27:03,921 I saw that noose.. 1484 01:27:04,049 --> 01:27:05,551 catch that barrel... 1485 01:27:08,553 --> 01:27:12,057 ...and I knew that the odds just didn't matter anymore. 1486 01:27:14,559 --> 01:27:16,903 Its something more than impossible. 1487 01:27:20,065 --> 01:27:22,067 More than the odds can allow. 1488 01:27:27,572 --> 01:27:29,074 And then I saw the future. 1489 01:27:36,581 --> 01:27:38,254 And it was cloudier still. 1490 01:27:42,254 --> 01:27:43,756 But I know what I saw. 1491 01:27:48,093 --> 01:27:50,937 And I was basking in a light I didn't deserve. 1492 01:27:54,933 --> 01:27:56,606 For I saw a miracle. 1493 01:28:01,273 --> 01:28:04,277 It was so close, it was like I was there. 1494 01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:09,953 Like I was part of it. 1495 01:28:14,953 --> 01:28:16,955 Like I could almost touch it. 1496 01:28:22,627 --> 01:28:24,629 I saw the lives of my boys. 1497 01:28:29,134 --> 01:28:30,636 My family. 1498 01:28:36,474 --> 01:28:40,149 Fate erasing the stain of all my misdeeds. 1499 01:28:44,816 --> 01:28:47,490 And I knew everything was going to be okay. 1500 01:28:52,324 --> 01:28:54,497 For I had a reversal of fortune. 1501 01:28:58,997 --> 01:29:00,499 A resurrection. 1502 01:29:04,502 --> 01:29:06,345 A bona-fide miracle. 1503 01:29:12,677 --> 01:29:16,022 And I was so happy, I knew I must be dead. 1504 01:29:16,915 --> 01:29:19,691 (rock music) Oh yeah there 1505 01:29:20,685 --> 01:29:22,392 Oh there 1506 01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:25,057 There goes your corpse again 1507 01:29:25,190 --> 01:29:26,692 Oh yeah 1508 01:29:26,858 --> 01:29:30,567 Talking with your new girlfriend Oh yeah 1509 01:29:30,695 --> 01:29:33,198 What you think that he said 1510 01:29:33,531 --> 01:29:35,738 You're better off dead 1511 01:29:35,867 --> 01:29:38,404 Oh yeah there 1512 01:29:38,536 --> 01:29:40,243 Oh yeah 1513 01:29:40,372 --> 01:29:43,251 There goes your skull and bones 1514 01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:44,752 Oh yeah 1515 01:29:44,876 --> 01:29:48,414 Talking through a broke telephone Oh yeah 1516 01:29:48,546 --> 01:29:51,550 Will he play as they fall 1517 01:29:51,683 --> 01:29:53,720 Through the bathroom wall 1518 01:29:55,887 --> 01:29:59,391 And I’ve never let you down 1519 01:29:59,924 --> 01:30:01,403 Oh yeah 1520 01:30:02,727 --> 01:30:04,229 (music continuing)