1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,310 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,408 AT LAST. 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,709 LIEUTENANT BACKSTROM IS COMING? 4 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,510 I, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME AT NIGHT. 5 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,342 LOOK, I WAS DRIVING BACKSTROM HERE FOR HIS APPOINTMENT, 6 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,208 AND THEN HE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL, ALL RIGHT? 7 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,047 BUT HE INSISTED I COME HERE AND TELL YOU IN PERSON, SO... 8 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,593 WHAT KIND OF IMPORTANT CALL? 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:22,258 A SUMMONS FROM THE HEAD OF THE CIVILIAN OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE. 10 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,260 [ SIGHS ] THANK YOU FOR COMING. 11 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:26,232 I'M NOT GONNA SAY NO TO A BOOTY CALL. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,000 FIRST THING I SAID ON THE PHONE IS, "THIS IS NO A BOOTY CALL." 13 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,529 AND YET WE'RE HEADED TOWARDS YOUR BEDROOM. 14 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,165 BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE THE POSSUM IS. 15 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,642 UH-HUH. OKAY. 16 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,237 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT HEARING ANYTHING. 17 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,613 MAYBE HE WENT AWAY ON HIS OWN? 18 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,612 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE LONELY, 19 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,214 YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE UP STORIES 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,846 ABOUT RABID POSSUMS IN YOUR BEDROOM. 21 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,551 LET'S DISCUSS OUR DELUSIONS 22 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,223 AFTER YOU GET RID OF THE POSSUM. 23 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,764 LET'S DO THIS. 24 00:00:57,325 --> 00:00:59,025 Backstrom: AH! [ POSSUM SQUEAKS ] 25 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,629 UH, OKAY, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING! 26 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:01,961 [ POSSUM CHITTERS ] 27 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,225 YOU'VE GOT A, UH... 28 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:06,765 WILD ANIMAL PROBABLY POOPING EBOLA ON YOUR BED. 29 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,140 OH, GOD. 30 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,639 HERE'S $18. GO STAY AT A HOTEL. 31 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,711 WHERE? IN 1952? 32 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,640 [ Electronic voice ] TEXT. TEXT. TEXT. 33 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,275 OH, SHOOT. 34 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,550 DUTY CALLS. 35 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,248 I NEED YOU TO GET ME A RIDE. 36 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,480 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 37 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,124 VALENTINE. BUT HE TOOK OFF. WHY? 38 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,151 'CAUSE HE KNEW THIS WAS A BOOTY CALL. 39 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,546 [ SIGHS ] 40 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,157 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 41 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:31,730 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 42 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,089 Man: ONE FLOOR UPSTAIRS. I'LL GET HIM. 43 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,534 Backstrom: THERE YOU GO. 44 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:40,997 EVENING, LIEUTENANT. 45 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,304 WHY'D YOU TAKE A CAB? 46 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,896 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT GROWN PEOPLE DO 47 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,167 WHEN THEY NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE. 48 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:50,337 THE VICTIM IS VANESSA TAYMOR, AGE 44. 49 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,148 BLUNT-FORCE TRAUMA 50 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,250 CONSISTENT WITH BEING STRUCK AND RUN OVER BY AN AUTOMOBILE. 51 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,682 WHAT, THAT SPACESHIP? 52 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,416 NO. THAT VEHICLE WAS REGISTERED TO THE VICTIM. 53 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,821 OH, RIGHT, 'CAUSE THAT BATTERY-OPERATED VANITY TOY 54 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,393 PROBABLY COULDN'T GO FAST ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEONE. 55 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,987 THIS IS VANESSA TAYMOR. 56 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,525 VANESSA TAYMOR, THE FORMER VENTURE CAPITALIST. 57 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,433 SHE MADE A BAJILLION DOLLARS BEFORE SHE RETIRED? 58 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,466 SHE'S MARRIED TO TAD TAYMOR. 59 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,513 TAD TAYMOR? 60 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:18,808 [ Chuckling ] TAD TAYMOR? 61 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,039 STOP SAYING "TAD TAYMOR." 62 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,713 FAMOUS FORMER TENNIS PLAYER. 63 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,382 SO, THE VICTIM IS RICH. 64 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,682 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE. 65 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,783 A RICH PERSON GETS HIT-AND-RUNNED, 66 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,545 THE BIG GUNS GET CALLED IN. 67 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,293 IS THAT IT? 68 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,119 BERTOLT BRECHT SAYS, "CORPSES SOUR YOU. 69 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,064 THEY ARE BAD FOR OBJECTIVITY." 70 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,529 NIEDERMAYER... SERIOUSLY. 71 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,659 THIS OVERLAPPING PATTERN OF FORWARD AND BACKWARD, 72 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:45,225 CENTRIFUGALLY FORMED IMPRESSIONS SUGGESTS OTHERWISE. 73 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,726 I -- 74 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,397 BUT THE DRIVER STRUCK VANESSA TAYMOR HERE. 75 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,736 SHE HOPPED UP ONTO THE HOOD, CRACKED THE WINDSHIELD, 76 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,241 AND SHE LANDED HERE. 77 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,713 AND THEN THE DRIVER THEN SLAMS ON HIS BRAKES, 78 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,981 CAUSING THESE SKID MARKS, JAMS IT IN REVERSE, 79 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,249 BURNING RUBBER HERE, BACKING OVER THE VICTIM 80 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,809 WHILE SHE LAY PRONE ON THE GROUND, 81 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,247 AND THEN SLAMMING ON HIS BRAKES AGAIN HERE -- 82 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,083 PHEW! -- AND THEN FLOORS IT INTO FORWARD, 83 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,087 HITTING THE VICTIM FOR A THIRD TIME 84 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,159 BEFORE CONTINUING OUT ON THE EXIT. 85 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,418 I MEAN, AT LEAST, THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT. 86 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,088 I'M OFFICIALLY DECLARING THIS 87 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,325 "A HIT, ANOTHER HIT... 88 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:17,002 ANOTHER HIT... AND RUN." 89 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,100 THANK YOU. 90 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,931 THANK YOU. 91 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,237 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 92 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,569 [ GROANS ] 93 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,243 OH, YOU GOT TO REALLY HATE SOMEONE 94 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:26,012 TO RUN OVER 'EM THAT MANY TIMES. 95 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,609 OBVIOUSLY, THE HUSBAND DID IT, 96 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,541 SOMEBODY WITH BALLS BIG ENOUGH 97 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,247 TO PRETEND THAT TENNIS IS A REAL SPORT 98 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,949 AND RICH ENOUGH TO THINK 99 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,880 THAT HE COULD DRIVE AWAY WITH MURDER. 100 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,785 PUTTING HIM IN JAIL WITH THE BOTTOM ONE PERCENT -- 101 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,618 OH, THAT'S GONNA BE FUN. 102 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:43,224 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 103 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:46,627 [ Electronic voice ] WORK. WORK. WORK. WORK. WORK. 104 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,700 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 105 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,769 [ SIGHS ] WORK. WORK. WORK. 106 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:53,599 WORK. 107 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,374 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU CALLED. 108 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:58,143 YOU GOT THE HUSBAND IN CUSTODY? GRAVELY: Yes. 109 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,811 HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL, BUT THE DOCTOR SAYS HE CAN'T TALK TO US. 110 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,311 JUST PICK ME UP ON THE WAY. 111 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,113 THE DOCTOR SAYS... 112 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,554 The rich bastard can't hide 113 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,379 BEHIND A NOTE FROM HIS DOCTOR, OKAY? 114 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,946 AND GET ME A COFFEE. 115 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,655 I MADE IT CLEAR THAT MR. TAYMOR IS UNABLE TO SPEAK RIGHT NOW. 116 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,488 OH, DID HE PAY YOU OFF TO SAY THAT? 117 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,134 MR. TAYMOR IS SEDATED. WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN HE WAKES. 118 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,759 OH, WHAT HAPPENED? 119 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,664 DID HE SPLIT OPEN HIS NOSE ON THE STEERING WHEEL 120 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,726 WHEN HE RAN OVER HIS WIFE? 121 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,165 MR. TAYMOR HAS STAGE-4 LUNG CANCER. 122 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,570 AS A PARTICIPANT IN A BLIND EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT PROTOCOL, 123 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,814 HE HASN'T LEFT THE HOSPITAL IN SIX WEEKS. 124 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,680 EXCUSE ME. 125 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,179 TERMINAL CANCER. WOW. 126 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:40,251 TALK ABOUT OVERDOING IT WITH THE ALIBI. 127 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,850 Dr. Deb: LIEUTENANT BACKSTROM. 128 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,522 OH. HEY. 129 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,851 GRAVELY, THIS IS MY DOCTOR, DEB. 130 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,086 BACK IN HIS HOME COUNTRY OF TANDOORISTAN, 131 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,591 HE IS THE SULTAN OF SURGERY, 132 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,763 BUT HERE HE JUST WORKS FOR THE POLICE UNION. 133 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,632 I'M HERE VISITING A PATIENT WHO NEEDED SURGERY, 134 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,331 JUST LIKE I'LL VISIT YOU WHEN YOU'RE HERE 135 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,433 FOR YOUR QUADRUPLE BYPASS. 136 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,634 OKAY. 137 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,695 YOU'VE MISSED THREE APPOINTMENTS. 138 00:04:58,732 --> 00:04:59,832 DO YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON? 139 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,597 YES, I DO. 140 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,695 IT'S NOT... TERMINAL CANCER, 141 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,607 BUT IT... IT'S A PRETTY GOOD REASON. 142 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,179 MISS ONE MORE APPOINTMENT, AND I WILL HAVE TO WITHDRAW 143 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,678 YOUR PROVISIONAL FITNESS CERTIFICATION. 144 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,612 NICE TO MEET YOU, DETECTIVE GRAVELY, 145 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,047 AND YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES. 146 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:18,492 AND I FEEL YOUR PAIN... DR. CHAMAN. 147 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,193 "DR. CHAMAN"? 148 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,391 "DEB" IS HIS FIRST NAME? 149 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,294 Nadia: I WAS ABLE TO ACCESS 150 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,555 THE VICTIM'S CONTACT AND DIGITAL CALENDAR. 151 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,695 HUH. HOTEL EVENTS MANAGER CORROBORATES 152 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,070 THAT SHE WAS THERE CHECKING OUT FACILITIES. 153 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,969 SHE HAS A CURIOUS APPOINTMENT TODAY. 154 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,171 Niedermayer: AT 2:00 P.M., M.J. AT M's? 155 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,513 MM-HMM, AND THAT SAME APPOINTMENT 156 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,038 RECURS EVERY THURSDAY, 157 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,912 SO I WENT ONLINE TO CHECK FOR CLUES 158 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,981 ON WHAT "M.J." STANDS FOR, AND GUESS WHAT? 159 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,810 Almond: HMM? MARIJUANA. 160 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,475 MM. SO, "M's" HER DEALER? 161 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,824 AND THERE'S ALSO MICHAEL JACKSON, MOOSE JAW, 162 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,249 MONSTER JAM, MECHANICAL JOINT, AND MEGAJOULES. 163 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,154 SO, SHE HAS WEEKLY ENERGY MEETINGS? 164 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,086 IN MOOSE JAW? [ CHUCKLES ] 165 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,562 YOU GUYS ARE MOCKING ME. 166 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,490 OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT STANDS FOR, 167 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,956 YOU -- YOU SMARTY-PANTS BOYS? 168 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,529 MAHJONG. 169 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,774 RICH LADIES PLAY MAHJONG IN THE AFTERNOON. 170 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,399 "M" IS HER FRIEND WHO HOSTS. 171 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,765 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MAHJONG? 172 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,102 MY MOM USED TO MAKE ME 173 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,837 GO TO AFTER-SCHOOL PROGRAMS WHEN I WAS KID 174 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,442 FUNDED BY RICH LADIES, 175 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:17,014 AND EVERY NOW AND THEN, I HAD TO PUT ON A SUIT AND TIE 176 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,614 AND GO BY AND SAY "THANK YOU"?. 177 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,006 DURING MAHJONG? OH, YEAH. THEY LOVE IT. 178 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:25,288 AHA. AND HER FAVORITE CONTACT -- MEREDITH, NO LAST NAME. 179 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,918 I'LL GET MY HAT. 180 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:30,624 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 181 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,958 Meredith: VANESSA WAS A FORCE OF NATURE. 182 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,633 SHE DID SO MUCH GOOD WORK. 183 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,073 VANESSA WAS A PART OF YOUR GROUP? 184 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,928 YES. WE LOVED HER VERY MUCH. 185 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,106 WAIT A MINUTE. 186 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,138 HOW COME THERE'S EIGHT OF YOU HERE? 187 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:48,484 EXCUSE ME? 188 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,779 MAHJONG IS PLAYED IN GROUPS OF FOUR, 189 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,551 BUT YOUR FRIEND JUST GOT KILLED, 190 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,310 WHICH WOULD LEAVE YOU A MAN DOWN... 191 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,987 WHICH MEANS YOU KNEW... 192 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,548 SHE WAS NOT GONNA MAKE IT TODAY, 193 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:02,087 WHICH MEANS YOU KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET MURDERED. 194 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,922 [ GASPS, EXHALES SHARPLY ] 195 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,257 LADIES? 196 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,332 NO MATTER WHAT VANESSA SAID TO ANYBODY, 197 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:10,230 IT WAS HER DECISION TO QUIT MAHJONG. 198 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,933 AND WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'D GO AND DO THAT, HUH? 199 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,766 'CAUSE SHE WAS LOVED TOO MUCH? 200 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,572 YOU'RE A VERY RUDE MAN. 201 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,114 Almond: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 202 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,608 HE'S NOT THE ONE PLAYING DOMINOES AND GETTING DRUNK 203 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,810 THE DAY AFTER YOUR FRIEND WAS MURDERED. 204 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,011 WE HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY. 205 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,512 Backstrom: REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 206 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:26,254 'CAUSE THE BOTOX HAS FROZEN YOUR FACE SO MUCH? 207 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,819 OR ARE YOU REALLY JUST A PACK OF COLD, SOULLESS FRAUDS 208 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,350 WHO HAVE SQUEEZED OUT EVERY OUNCE OF HUMAN DECENCY 209 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,615 IN ORDER TO FIT IN THOSE DRESSES, 210 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,585 AND WHO CARE MORE ABOUT SOCIETY SECRETS 211 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:38,434 THAN THE DEATH OF YOUR B-F-F? 212 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,628 GET OUT! 213 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,830 [ WOMEN GASPING ] 214 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,629 [ SIGHS ] 215 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,304 [ SLURPS ] 216 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,037 ARREST THEM ALL. 217 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,638 GIVE THEM NOTHING BUT FATTY FOODS AND TAP WATER. 218 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,641 THEY'LL TALK. 219 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,640 [ WOMEN MURMURING ] 220 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,713 THESE MAHJONG WOMEN SIT TOGETHER 221 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,405 ON THE BOARDS OF NON-PROFITS, 222 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:36,316 ATTEND EACH OTHER'S CHARITABLE FUNDRAISERS, ET CETERA. 223 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,389 AND OUR VICTIM, VANESSA TAYMOR'S, PET CHARITY 224 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,149 IS THE HOMELESS. 225 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,258 "LITERACY, WOMEN'S ISSUES, CANCER, PARKS BEAUTIFICATION." 226 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,861 BACKSTROM TOLD YOU TO ARREST ALL OF THEM? 227 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,395 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 228 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,259 AND I QUOTE... 229 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,998 "FOR BEING RICH BITCHES." 230 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,944 DON'T WORRY. I DIDN'T ARREST ANYONE. 231 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,709 HAVE WE FIGURED OUT WHY VANESSA TAYMOR 232 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,338 WAS EJECTED FROM THE GROUP? 233 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,342 THEY REFUSED TO TALK. AND THEY CALLED THEIR LAWYERS. 234 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:05,875 YOU SHOULD TRY THE OPPOSITE OF BACKSTROM -- TO ASK POLITELY. 235 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,352 LADIES, HERE'S THE TEA I PROMISED. 236 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,955 THIS IS THE PEACH-BLOSSOM MINT INFUSION 237 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:18,188 THAT WAS BLESSED BY A TIBETAN MONK FRIEND OF MINE. 238 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,585 [ CHUCKLES ] 239 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:22,027 YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT VANESSA TAYMOR? 240 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,562 THE REASON SHE LEFT? 241 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,527 VANESSA QUIT PLAYING MAHJONG BECAUSE OF DONALD SAMPSON. 242 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,696 THE RACIST-VIDEO GUY? 243 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:28,965 ALLEGED RACIST. 244 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,102 [ SCOFFS ] 245 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,537 UH, THE VIDEO SHOWS DONALD SAMPSON 246 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,582 REPEATEDLY USING BARBARIC RACIAL SLURS 247 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,809 IN REFERENCE TO BOTH BLACKS AND HISPANICS. 248 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:41,376 Sampson: YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET RICH? 249 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:46,554 SELL A LOAD OF CRAP... TO THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. 250 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:51,456 AND BY "SCUM," I MEAN THE... BLACKS, BROWNS... 251 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,261 YELLOW ONES. 252 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,732 YOU NAME IT. 253 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,931 IT'S THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. 254 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,833 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 255 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:58,995 IT'S INEXCUSABLE. 256 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,642 I AM LED TO UNDERSTAND, THOUGH, 257 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,169 THAT THE TAPE MAY NOT BE REAL, 258 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,913 WHICH IS WHY I FELT THAT WE SHOULD WAIT 259 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,739 BEFORE REJECTING HIS CHARITABLE DONATIONS. 260 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,906 VANESSA TAYMOR FELT THAT IT WOULD BE WRONG 261 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,614 TO TAKE DONALD SAMPSON'S MONEY FOR HER HOMELESS CHARITY? 262 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,917 OH, SHE FELT IT WOULD BE WRONG FOR ALL OF US. 263 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,579 CAUSED QUITE A RIFT. 264 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,287 PERSONALLY, I SAY SUCK EVERY GUILTY DIME YOU CAN 265 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,991 OUT OF THE GUY. 266 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,663 DETECTIVE, WE HAD A SPAT. 267 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,803 VANESSA QUIT MAHJONG... 268 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,798 NOT WORTH MURDER. 269 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,200 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 270 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,374 PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT AN ANGRY MISTRESS 271 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,673 POSTED THE VIDEO. 272 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,165 IT'S GOT EIGHT MILLION-PLUS VIEWS, 273 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,836 AND THE STOCK IN SAMPSON'S SPORTS COMPANY 274 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,105 IS FALLING FAST. 275 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,213 THAT'S WHY I PREFER PROSTITUTES -- 276 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,954 YOU CAN TRUST 'EM. 277 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,479 YOU KNOW, IT'S AN INTERESTING DILEMMA FOR CHARITIES -- 278 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,024 DO YOU TAKE DIRTY MONEY OR NOT? 279 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,049 THAT IS AN INTERESTING DILEMMA, EXCEPT FOR... 280 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,324 OF COURSE YOU TAKE THE MONEY! 281 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,553 [ GROANS ] 282 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,217 DETECTIVES, MR. TAYMOR IS AWAKE. 283 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,127 THERE'S NO CHANCE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT? 284 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,460 NONE. 285 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,734 YOU KNOW ANYONE THAT WOULD DO 286 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,303 SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR WIFE? 287 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:08,671 NO. VANESSA WAS A WONDERFUL, KIND, GENEROUS WOMAN. 288 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,502 EVERYONE LOVED HER. 289 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:13,037 YOUR WIFE WAS TRYING TO ORGANIZE VARIOUS CHARITIES 290 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,243 TO REJECT DONATIONS FROM DONALD SAMPSON. 291 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,745 IT WAS CAUSING QUITE A FUSS IN HER SOCIAL CIRCLE. 292 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,408 I'VE KNOWN DON SINCE COLLEGE. 293 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,406 HE ONLY CARES ABOUT THE BOTTOM LINE, 294 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,478 NOT A SOCIETY LADY REFUSING HIS MONEY. 295 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,476 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 296 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,587 [ COUGHS ] 297 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,019 THEY'RE GIVING ME A WONDER DRUG... 298 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,556 [ EXHALES, SNIFFS ] 299 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,030 ...OR SUGAR WATER. 300 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,089 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 301 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,257 I DON'T CARE WITH VANESSA GONE. 302 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,696 WELL, LISTEN, DO YOU THINK 303 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,871 YOUR WIFE MAYBE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SAMPSON 304 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,270 AND THEN RELEASED THE VIDEO WHEN EVERYTHING WENT SOUTH? 305 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,112 NO. NO, MY WIFE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON ME. 306 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,568 WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN SICK FOR A LONG TIME. 307 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,937 LIEUTENANT. WELL... 308 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,747 DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR DREAM BOARD 309 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,249 WHILE I TAKE SOME BLOOD? 310 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,020 NO. THERE'S TOO MANY PICTURES OF VANESSA. 311 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,549 WHAT'S THIS? 312 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,354 SOMEONE FORCE A BUNCH OF KIDS TO MAKE THIS FOR YOU? 313 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,416 Nurse: MR. TAYMOR MADE IT. 314 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,793 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ] 315 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,292 FOCUSING MENTAL ENERGY ON POSITIVE IMAGES 316 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,134 CAN CREATE HEALTH MIRACLES. 317 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,129 WOW. 318 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,460 MORE MONEY THAN GOD, 319 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,625 AND ALL YOU GET IS EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE 320 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,473 AND A CRAPPY ART PROJECT. 321 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,899 THAT'S GOT TO STING. 322 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,804 PLEASE, JUST FIND WHO KILLED MY VANESSA. 323 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,937 THINK OF IT AS A DEATHBED WISH. 324 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:34,121 HEY. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS YELLOW PURSE -- 325 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,224 CéLINE PHANTOM, PEBBLED LEATHER, DIVINE. 326 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,427 THE VICTIM'S HUSBAND BOUGHT IT FOR HER 327 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,059 ON THEIR 15th ANNIVERSARY. 328 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,804 SHE NEVER LEFT HOME WITHOUT IT. 329 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,060 THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. 330 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,767 NO, BUT IT WASN'T RECOVERED AT THE SCENE 331 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,669 OR IN HER CAR OR HER HOME. 332 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,336 SO, YOU'RE SAYING THE KILLER DUMPED THE CONTENTS 333 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,011 AND STOLE THE PURSE? 334 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,910 I WOULD KILL FOR THAT PURSE. 335 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,483 LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER CRAZY WOMAN 336 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,850 ALREADY BEAT YOU TO IT. 337 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,849 GET WARRANTS FOR ALL OF OUR FRIENDS' HOMES -- 338 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,521 THE MAHJONG MONSTERS! 339 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,519 I'M GOING PURSE-SHOPPING! 340 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,259 WHAT'S THIS, ARTS-AND-CRAFTS DAY? 341 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,530 THIS IS A DREAM BOARD. 342 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,089 FOCUSING MY MENTAL ENERGY 343 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,857 ON THE AMAZING THINGS I WANT IN MY LIFE 344 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,366 CAN CREATE HEALTH MIRACLES. 345 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,768 I WANT DR. DEB TO KNOW 346 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,869 HOW DESPERATE I AM TO GET BETTER. 347 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,202 [ CHUCKLES ] WELL, ALL RIGHT. 348 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,866 DID YOU FIND THAT UGLY PURSE? 349 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,935 NO. ME AND DETECTIVE ALMOND -- WE WENT THROUGH FOUR MANSIONS. 350 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,806 YOU KNOW, I HAD NO IDEA PEOPLE COULD BE SO RICH. 351 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,045 THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY LIKE IT. [ Chuckling ] YEAH. 352 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:38,551 UH, I DON'T KNOW IF PICTURES OF CIGARS AND LIQUOR BOTTLES 353 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,615 ARE GONNA CONVEY THE RIGHT MESSAGE, LIEUTENANT. 354 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,723 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ON MY DREAM BOARD? 355 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,555 "RICH PEOPLE" STUFF -- NICE CARS, PET GIRAFFES, 356 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,562 COURTSIDE TRAIL BLAZERS SEATS, 357 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,064 BEYONCé, STUFF LIKE THAT. 358 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,125 Niedermayer: LIEUTENANT -- 359 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,767 IT'S A DREAM BOARD. I'M NOT FINISHED. 360 00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,168 "TO VANESSA, FIFTEEN YEARS GONE, A HUNDRED TO GO. 361 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,567 LOVE, TAD." 362 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,838 WE FOUND THIS IN THE HOME OF CRISTIN KELLY. 363 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,678 AH, THE "UGLY YELLOW PURSE" KILLER. 364 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,500 MY...WIFE... 365 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,729 HAS A...PROBLEM. 366 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,434 YEAH. KILLING HER FRIENDS. 367 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,866 [ GRUNTS ] 368 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,371 SHE'S BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH KLEPTOMANIA, 369 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,772 A-A MENTAL DISORDER FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE. 370 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,344 WELL, THE GOOD THING ABOUT JAIL 371 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,613 IS THAT WILL CUT DOWN ON HER STEALING CONSIDERABLY. 372 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,713 IN ADDITION TO A SWORN STATEMENT 373 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,406 FROM CRISTIN'S PSYCHIATRIST, 374 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,448 I HAVE RECEIPTS FROM HUNDREDS OF STORES WE'VE REIMBURSED 375 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,054 FOR STOLEN MERCHANDISE, 376 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,716 ESTABLISHING A CLEAR PATTERN OF THEFT. 377 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,215 THIS STOLEN PURSE 378 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,187 AND THE TRAGIC DEATH OF OUR DEAR FRIEND VANESSA 379 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,756 ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL, 380 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:58,274 AND YOU, SIR, HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO PROVE OTHERWISE. 381 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,372 I REST MY CASE. 382 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,142 I DON'T KNOW WHAT LAW SCHOOL YOUR DADDY BOUGHT 383 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,441 IN ORDER TO GET YOU A DEGREE, 384 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,642 BUT YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW. 385 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,782 I'M YOU. 386 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:15,050 I'M A MORONIC LAWYER'S AGING TROPHY WIFE, 387 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,922 AND THE ONLY WAY I GET SELF-ESTEEM 388 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,450 IS BY BEING THE CHARITY CANCER QUEEN OF PORTLAND. 389 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,417 THEN VANESSA COMES ALONG. 390 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,485 SHE'S PRETTIER, SHE'S RICHER, 391 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,964 AND LUCKILY FOR HER, 392 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:29,933 HER HUSBAND IS ACTUALLY DYING OF CANCER. 393 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:34,103 SHE'S GONNA TAKE MY PLACE AS THE QUEEN OF CANCER. 394 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,074 SO I RUN HER OVER AND OVER... 395 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,814 NO. NO. ...AND OVER AND OVER. 396 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,409 NO, THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 397 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,911 YOU KILLED HER, 398 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,082 AND YOU RIPPED THIS OUT OF HER COLD, DEAD HANDS 399 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,952 AND TOOK IT HOME AS A TROPHY. 400 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,121 [ SIGHS ] YES. I WAS THERE. 401 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,851 BEING SOMEWHERE IS NOT A CRIME. 402 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,417 VANESSA AND I WERE REVIEWING THE HOTEL FACILITIES 403 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,027 FOR AN UPCOMING CANCER EVENT. 404 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,359 [ SIGHS ] 405 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,703 VANESSA SELF-PARKS. IT'S HER THING. 406 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,629 I WENT OUT FRONT, BUT MY DRIVER WAS NOT THERE. 407 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,095 YOUR DRIVER? 408 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,544 I HEARD -- I HEARD SCREECHES, AND I SAW A CAR, 409 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,869 A-A WHITE LUXURY COUPE, DRIVE AWAY. 410 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,714 OH, MY... WHEN I FOUND VANESSA, SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD, AND... 411 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,482 IT WAS VERY UPSETTING! 412 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,510 AND STRESS IS WHAT MAKES ME STEAL, 413 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,046 SO I TOOK THE BAG. 414 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,151 BUT I LEFT EVERYTHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT -- 415 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,523 THE PHONE AND THE WALLET AND EVERYTHING. 416 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,958 YOUR CRAP LAWYER SHOULD HAVE ADVISED US 417 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,630 THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO A CAR, 418 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,700 CONSIDERING YOUR BEING ACCUSED OF COMMITTING A HIT-AND-RUN. 419 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,470 GAH! 420 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,642 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 421 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,340 I'M A TAX LAWYER. 422 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,910 [ SIREN WAILING ] 423 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,483 Niedermayer: LIEUTENANT? 424 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,582 AH. 425 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,183 OH, NO. HERE WE GO. WHAT? 426 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,715 I HAVE A RENDERING OF THE WHITE LUXURY HIT-AND-RUN VEHICLE 427 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,390 AS DESCRIBED BY CRISTIN TO THE BUREAU'S SKETCH ARTIST. 428 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,690 YEAH, VERY LIFELIKE. 429 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,991 IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE BOTHERING ME ABOUT? 430 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,933 NO. I'M BOTHERING YOU ON DOCTOR'S ORDERS. 431 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,500 OH, COME ON! 432 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,599 NO ONE ASKED YOU TO MAKE A FIRE-ESCAPE CALL. 433 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,331 I CAME TO GIVE YOU THIS. 434 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,266 WHAT IS IT? 435 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,771 THAT'S A PEDOMETER, SIR. 436 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,172 IT MEASURES HOW MANY STEPS YOU TAKE IN A DAY. 437 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,714 HELPFUL NOT ONLY FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS, 438 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,208 BUT TO HELP YOU SLEEP, 439 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,440 AS I WILL NOT BE REPLENISHING YOUR PRESCRIPTION. 440 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,084 YOU KNOW WHAT? 441 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,680 I COULD ARREST YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT MY PROBLEMS 442 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,782 OUTSIDE OF YOUR OFFICE. 443 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,353 BUT YOU WON'T COME TO MY OFFICE. 444 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,681 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU LET ME SMOKE THERE, I WOULD. 445 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,946 MY STRUGGLE IS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE. 446 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,094 LUCKILY, THIS PEDOMETER WILL SEND ME UPDATES 447 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,391 WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 448 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,192 IF YOU TAKE LESS THAN 10,000 STEPS, 449 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,094 I YANK YOUR FITNESS CERTIFICATE. 450 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,456 NONE OF THIS MATTERS 451 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,363 BECAUSE I AM MAKING A DREAM BOARD, 452 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,625 WHICH CAN CAUSE MIRACLES. 453 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,904 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 454 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,202 YEAH. 455 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,744 BUT VISUALIZATION TECHNIQUES WORK BEST 456 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,298 WITH AN UN-ADDLED SOUL. 457 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,167 BRING IT TO MY OFFICE, AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT. 458 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,808 OKAY, NIEDERMAYER... WHAT? 459 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,613 ...I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A DREAM BOARD. 460 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,875 IT'S THIS COLLAGE OF ALL -- 461 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,282 I'M AWARE OF THE CONCEPT, SIR, 462 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,984 BUT YOU CAN'T BUILD SOMEBODY ELSE'S DREAM BOARD. 463 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,275 WHY NOT? 464 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,817 BECAUSE DREAMS ARE AN EXPRESSION 465 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,992 OF SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES, 466 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,389 AND IF I BUILD YOUR BOARD, 467 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,221 IT'LL BE EXPRESSING MY SUBCONSCIOUS 468 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,457 AND I GUARANTEE YOU 469 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,231 THAT DR. DEB WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 470 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,930 I KNEW IT WAS A SCAM. Almond: HEY. 471 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,061 OH, WHAT NOW? 472 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,826 FOR DAYS AGO, BEFORE SHE WAS MURDERED, 473 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,165 OUR VICTIM HAD A VERY LOUD, VERY PUBLIC ARGUMENT 474 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,301 WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE DOWNTOWN MISSION. 475 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,096 YEAH, BUT I GUARANTEE OUR HOMELESS-LOVER 476 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,738 DOESN'T DRIVE ANY FANCY, WHITE CAR. 477 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,413 MAYBE NOT, BUT HE'S A FORMER JUNKIE, 478 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,612 A FORMER ARMED ROBBER, AND A FORMER CAR THIEF. 479 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,675 THE MISSION IS CLOSE. 480 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,024 YOU COULD WALK 481 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,348 AND GET A JUMP ON THOSE 10,000 STEPS. 482 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,315 YOU COULD JUMP OFF THIS FIRE ESCAPE. 483 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,593 BUT I GUESS WE'LL BOTH HAVE TO LIVE DISAPPOINTED. 484 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,922 [ GRUNTS ] 485 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,468 COME ON. COMING THROUGH. STAND BACK. 486 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,007 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 487 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,142 SLOPPY JOES. 488 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,307 NOW? 489 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,175 YOU WOULDN'T STOP FOR PIZZA. 490 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,124 Backstrom: HOLD ON. 491 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,318 [ SIGHS ] 492 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,380 EXCUSE ME. 493 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,187 Man: WHAT'S GOING ON?! 494 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,133 Man #2: HEY! HEY, COME ON! 495 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,628 [ Muffled ] NOT BAD. 496 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,001 HEY! ONE PER PERSON. 497 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,630 ONE PER HOMELESS PERSON. 498 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,565 THE RULES ARE FOR EVERYONE. 499 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,800 PUT IT BACK! 500 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,165 IT'S HALF-EATEN... 501 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,873 BUT I GUESS YOU'RE USED TO THAT. 502 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,744 YOU CUT IN LINE. 503 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,735 EASY. YOU'RE PUSHING IT. 504 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,407 OH, I'M GONNA PUSH IT. ARE YOU? 505 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,477 YEAH. 506 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,254 [ CHUCKLES ] 507 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,253 YES. VANESSA AND I ARGUED. 508 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,216 AND I'M BUMMED THAT WAS OUR LAST INTERACTION. 509 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,916 SHE WAS A GREAT HUMAN BEING. 510 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,488 WHAT DID YOU ARGUE ABOUT? 511 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,927 [ SIGHS ] DONALD SAMPSON. 512 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,073 THE RACIST. 513 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,168 SAMPSON... IS TO BE PRESENTED WITH 514 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,271 OUR "MISSION ANGEL OF THE YEAR" AWARD... 515 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,765 IN RETURN FOR A $50,000 DONATION. 516 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,337 VANESSA TAYMOR WANTED TO PULL THAT AWARD. YEP. 517 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,248 BUT I'M A PRACTICAL MAN. 518 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,210 THE TROPHY COST 10 BUCKS. 519 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,518 IN RETURN, WE GET $50,000. 520 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,290 Backstrom: THAT'S ALL RIGHT! 521 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,249 [ CLATTERING ] 522 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,687 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 523 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,121 Jim: GO AHEAD. STAND UP. 524 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,185 I DARE YOU. 525 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,263 ALL RIGHT, BACK UP! 526 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,892 JIM, CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! 527 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,356 WHOA. 528 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,355 BACKSTROM, YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M OKAY. 529 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,797 I'M A COP. I HAVE A GUN. 530 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,372 I PAY TAXES. I HAVE A JOB. 531 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,871 I HAVE A JOB. 532 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,942 COLLECTING CANS IS NOT A JOB. 533 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,110 I WORK FOR MR. DONALD SAMPSON. 534 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:41,943 WHAT? 535 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,114 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR HIM? 536 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,712 MR. SAMPSON PAYS ME 50 BUCKS 537 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,784 TO FEED QUARTERS INTO HIS PARKING METER. 538 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,183 OUTSIDE THE SHELTER? 539 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,645 NO. NEAR THE HOTEL VIVIENNE. 540 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,485 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID THAT? 541 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,490 YESTERDAY. 542 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,162 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 543 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,289 WHY SPEND 50 BUCKS TO AVOID A $15 TICKET? 544 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:02,226 SO THERE'S NO RECORD OF HIM EVER BEING THERE. 545 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,731 HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH OUR VICTIM. 546 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,774 I KNEW IT. 547 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,228 TO THE BAT CAVE, ROBIN. 548 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,636 WAIT A MINUTE. ROBIN RIDES SHOTGUN LIKE YOU DO. 549 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,669 IF ANYONE'S BATMAN HERE, IT'S ME. 550 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,444 AND SHOULDN'T YOU BE WALKING? 551 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,013 GOOD POINT. 552 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:18,011 HEY, SLOPPY JOE, HERE'S FIVE BUCKS. 553 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,154 [ GRUNTS ] 554 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,017 WALK TO THE POLICE STATION FOR ME. 555 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,979 TO THE BAT CAVE, ALFRED. 556 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,992 Nadia: DONALD SAMPSON 557 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,833 CHECKED IN TWICE A WEEK UNDER A FAKE NAME 558 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,529 AND PAID CASH. 559 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,601 AND YOU FOUND THAT OUT HOW? 560 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,829 THE LIEUTENANT HAD A FISTFIGHT WITH A HOMELESS MAN 561 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,165 OVER SLOPPY JOES. 562 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,869 I DON'T THINK BACKSTROM GOT IN A PUNCH. 563 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,441 HE WAS LIKE A TURTLE LYING ON ITS BACK. 564 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,541 HEY, THE ROOM AT THE VIVIENNE MATCHES THE ROOM 565 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,884 IN SAMPSON'S DISGRACEFUL VIDEO. 566 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,509 VANESSA LEAKS IT, SAMPSON KILLS HER. 567 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,775 A FUNDRAISING CRUSADER AND A RACIST CORPORATE PIG 568 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,715 MAKE A REALLY WEIRD COUPLE. 569 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,450 ACTUALLY, THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A VERY LONG TIME 570 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,487 'CAUSE IN THE EARLY '90s, 571 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,222 VANESSA'S HUSBAND, TAD, 572 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,786 BEAT SAMPSON TO WIN SOMETHING 573 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,695 CALLED THE -- THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP. 574 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,898 IS THAT A BIG DEAL? 575 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,499 [ Chuckling ] PRETTY BIG DEAL, YEAH. 576 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,731 Gravely: SO, SAMPSON NEVER FORGETS 577 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,565 AND SEES AN OPPORTUNITY FOR REVENGE 578 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:16,871 BY SLEEPING WITH TAYMOR'S WIFE. 579 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:21,673 WELL, WOMEN HAVE NEEDS, AND HER HUSBAND IS SICK AND UNABLE TO FILL HER. 580 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,405 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE LIEUTENANT SAID 581 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,584 TO THE SICK HUSBAND. 582 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,682 OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL OF HIM. 583 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,924 SO THEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT A MONSTER HE IS AND LEAKS THIS VIDEO. 584 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,979 Almond: AND TO STOP HER FROM LEAKING ANY OTHER SECRETS, 585 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,418 RUNS HER OVER IN A FANCY, WHITE COUPE. 586 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,724 IS THIS ENOUGH FOR US TO GET A WARRANT 587 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:36,755 TO SEARCH THE CARS FOR DAMAGE? 588 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,059 IT'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH EVIDENCE 589 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,560 TO CALL HIM ON THE TELEPHONE. 590 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,762 WE REALLY NEED AN EXCUSE TO LOOK AT THOSE VEHICLES. 591 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,604 "JINGLE FOR JUNGLE GYMS." 592 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,931 IT'S A FUNDRAISER THAT GETS PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT 593 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,497 FOR INNER-CITY KIDS. 594 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,336 IT'S HAPPENING AT THE SAMPSON HOUSE TONIGHT. 595 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,040 Nadia: OF COURSE. 596 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,112 IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A PUBLIC EVENT ON YOUR PROPERTY, 597 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:58,181 THEN THERE'S NO REASONABLE EXPECTATION FOR PRIVACY. 598 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,580 GOOD JOB, MOTO. WE CAN SEARCH FOR EVIDENCE 599 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,783 AND TAKE PHOTOS AND SAMPLES, AND IT'S ALL ADMISSIBLE. 600 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:05,685 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. $10,000 A TABLE? 601 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:06,888 I'M GONNA CALL THE CHIEF. 602 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,189 THE CITY'S BOUND TO HAVE TICKETS. 603 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,760 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA CALL THE LIEUTENANT 604 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,519 AND TELL HIM TO PULL OUT HIS FORMAL PONCHO. 605 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,658 [ ALMOND LAUGHS ] 606 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,786 Valentine: WHAT'S UP? 607 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,927 [ BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS ] 608 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:16,802 IT'S A CHARITY FUNDRAISER? 609 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,299 YES. TONIGHT? 610 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,030 FOUR HOURS FROM NOW. 611 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,696 I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A RICH BASTARD. 612 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:22,644 MM. 613 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:24,239 AND IT'S BLACK-TIE? YES. 614 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,542 [ SIGHS ] 615 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,444 AND YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE DRESS CODE BECAUSE WHY? 616 00:23:30,477 --> 00:23:31,907 IT'S A MUNICIPAL WHO'S-WHO. 617 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,714 I MIGHT RUN INTO SOMEBODY IMPORTANT. 618 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,516 OH... 619 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:37,916 AMY? 620 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,550 HUH? [ SIGHS ] 621 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,716 [ GASPS ] 622 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,563 YOU ARE REALLY GONNA NEED MY HELP. 623 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,459 [ SIGHS ] 624 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:45,390 WILL YOU OR WON'T YOU? 625 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,904 I WILL IF I CAN BE YOUR RICH-BASTARD DATE. 626 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,428 SURE. 627 00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:53,473 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] 628 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,470 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 629 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,240 Gravely: OH, WOW! 630 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,483 UP UNTIL NOW, 631 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,909 THE FANCIEST THING I'D EVER BEEN TO 632 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,383 WAS A HUNGARIAN WEDDING. 633 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,782 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DRINK. 634 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,254 MMM. 635 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,621 WE'RE UNDERCOVER. 636 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,190 AND THIS IS NOT THE CHEAP STUFF. 637 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,249 THERE WE GO. 638 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,587 FOR YOU, MADAM. 639 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,923 [ GLASSES CLINK ] 640 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,027 IT LOOKS LIKE THE FOOTPRINT OF THE HOUSE 641 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,829 MATCHES WHAT WE WERE ABLE TO ACCESS FROM PUBLIC RECORDS. 642 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,932 MM-HMM, SAMPSON KEEPS HIS CAR COLLECTION 643 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,374 IN A 20-CAR GARAGE 644 00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:29,538 ON THE SOUTHERN SIDE OF THE PROPERTY. 645 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,809 MY GOD. YOU -- YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 646 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,609 DAMN, PAQUET. 647 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,111 YOU FIT IN GOOD. 648 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,212 [ CHUCKLES ] 649 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,183 HEY. 650 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,010 OKAY. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 651 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,546 [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] 652 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,281 Niedermayer: LOOKING SHARP. LOOKING GOOD. 653 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,945 [ Chuckling ] YOU CLEAN UP. YOU ARE STUNNING. 654 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,494 HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE LIEUTENANT? 655 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:48,887 * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 656 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,727 Gravely: IS THAT BACKSTROM? 657 00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:55,759 * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 658 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,526 CAN'T BE. * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 659 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:02,065 * HEY, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH HEY, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH * 660 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,071 * TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 661 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,403 * HEY, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH 662 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,007 OH, GOD. 663 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,239 YEP. THAT'S BACKSTROM, ALL RIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ] 664 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:13,605 * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY * 665 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,760 [ MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ] 666 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:23,919 [ LAUGHTER ] 667 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,326 THEY'RE ABOUT TO START THE SPEECHES, 668 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,673 AND THAT'S WHEN WE NEED TO SNOOP THE HIT-AND-RUN CAR. 669 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:35,601 LIEUTENANT BACKSTROM? 670 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,065 Backstrom: OH, GOD. 671 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,613 THIS IS UNEXPECTED. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 672 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,908 CHIEF CERVANTES GAVE THE SPECIAL CRIMES UNIT HER TABLE. 673 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,940 OH, THE CHIEF DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN 674 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,775 HOBNOBBING WITH SAMPSON, HUH? 675 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,781 YOU'LL NOTICE THE MAYOR ISN'T HERE, EITHER. 676 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:49,483 IN FACT, NOBODY GOOD IS HERE. 677 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:53,621 PUNCH HER IN HER BOTOX. I HATE HER. 678 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,193 [ MUSIC AND CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE ] 679 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,262 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 680 00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,959 THE GARAGE HAS TWO DOORS. 681 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,691 ONE'S DOWN THE HALL, PAST THE KITCHEN. 682 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,197 THAT'S THE ONE THAT MOST LIKELY WILL BE UNLOCKED. 683 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,859 YEAH, AND THERE ARE SECURITY GUARDS, 684 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,367 BUT THEY'RE MOSTLY CONCERNED 685 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,028 WITH STEERING PEOPLE TOWARDS THE POTTA-PORTIES -- 686 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,097 VERY GAUCHE. 687 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,395 PORTA-POTTIES. [ GROANS ] 688 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,636 Backstrom: HEY, NIEDERMAYER. 689 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:19,406 HEY. HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 690 00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:20,905 NOTHING. WE'RE JUST DANCING. 691 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,377 NIEDERMAYER, WILL YOU STOP FIDDLING WITH VALENTINE? 692 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,885 GET MOTO, GO TO THE GARAGE, AND FIND THAT CAR. 693 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,619 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 694 00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,677 NO. THIS IS THE GARAGE DOOR, BUT IT'S LOCKED. 695 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,240 MAYBE IT'S JUST STUCK. 696 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,578 [ CHUCKLES ] 697 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,012 NO. PEOPLE THIS RICH DON'T HAVE STICKY DOORS. 698 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:57,117 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA KICK IT IN. 699 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,689 NO. 700 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,448 WHAT? THE MURDER VEHICLE MIGHT BE BEHIND THIS DOOR. 701 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:01,646 IF YOU KICK THIS DOOR IN, 702 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:02,918 EVERYTHING BEHIND IT IS INADMISSIBLE. 703 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,085 THAT'S WHAT THE LIEUTENANT WOULD DO. 704 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,993 [ SCOFFS ] WELL, EXACTLY. 705 00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:07,826 [ SIGHS ] 706 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,360 [ DOORKNOB RATTLES ] 707 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:12,933 MAY I? 708 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,965 ALL RIGHT, SO, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. 709 00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,342 OKAY, AND WHAT ABOUT THE OUTSI ENTRANCE? 710 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,010 IT'S TOO WELL-LIT. 711 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:22,269 WE CAN GET A WARRANT IF WE CAN SEE IN THE WINDOWS. 712 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,538 THERE ARE NO WINDOWS. 713 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:25,946 HI. 714 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,208 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 715 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,516 UH, NO, NOT A CHANCE, TWINKY-BOY. 716 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:33,019 IT'S "TWINK," FRENCHY. 717 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,734 LOOKING FOR ME? 718 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:45,633 [ CHUCKLES ] 719 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,404 THIS IS LITERALLY THE LAST PLACE I WOULD EXPECT TO FIND YOU. 720 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:50,474 I'M WORKING ON A CASE. YOU? 721 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,002 WELL, SOMEONE FROM THE CITY HAD TO BE HERE, 722 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,468 AND I LIKE THE CAUSE. 723 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,575 PLUS, I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH INSUFFERABLE BLOWHARDS. 724 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:58,509 HA HA. 725 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,706 DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? 726 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:05,318 I HAVE TO TAKE 10,000 STEPS, OR MY DR. DEB WILL GROUND ME. 727 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,521 [ LAUGHS ] 728 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:07,722 LONG STORY. 729 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:09,094 YES. PLEASE. 730 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,621 [ TANGO MUSIC PLAYING ] 731 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,672 ADMIT IT. I LOOK AMAZING. 732 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,040 AH, TRADITIONALLY, YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD I LOOK 733 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,870 BEFORE FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS. 734 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:28,035 OH, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 735 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:29,544 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 736 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:30,505 [ SNAPS FINGERS ] 737 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,882 [ LAUGHS ] 738 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:34,281 I'M A BETTER DANCER THAN YOU REMEMBER. 739 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,453 ISN'T THAT TRUE? 740 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:38,381 I REMEMBER YOU BEING PRETTY GOOD. 741 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,752 OH! 742 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,864 SO, WHY ARE YOU REALLY HERE? 743 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,231 ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? PBHT. 744 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:50,759 YOU FLATTER YOURSELF. I'M ACTUALLY UNDERCOVER. 745 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:51,757 YEAH... 746 00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,098 GO AHEAD AND SAY IT... 747 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:57,103 VERY JAMES BOND. 748 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,306 A CHAIN-SMOKING, MARTINI-SWIGGING, 749 00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,738 PROMISCUOUS SOCIOPATH? 750 00:29:00,773 --> 00:29:02,913 YEAH, I'VE OUTGROWN THAT TYPE. 751 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,384 [ CHUCKLES ] 752 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,312 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 753 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,547 AND... 754 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,922 I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT FIRST. 755 00:29:11,951 --> 00:29:13,191 THANK YOU. 756 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,460 [ SIGHS ] 757 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:20,691 EVERETT... 758 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,940 AMY! 759 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,735 I SMELL CHAMPAGNE AND SCOTCH, 760 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,577 SO I'M GUESSING THERE'S PROBABLY VODKA GOING ON THERE, AS WELL. 761 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,253 I'M WORKING UNDERCOVER. 762 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,253 MY DAD WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. 763 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,585 I KNOW. 764 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,259 HE WRESTLED WITH IT HIS WHOLE LIFE. 765 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,688 BEFORE HE DIED... 766 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,134 HE GAVE ME THIS. 767 00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,325 OH. 768 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,033 HE QUIT DRINKING AND STARTED GAMBLING? 769 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:03,295 IT'S A 30-DAY CHIP FROM ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. 770 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,865 MY INHERITANCE. 771 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,374 YOU CARRY IT AROUND WITH YOU? 772 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:09,275 EVERYWHERE...ALWAYS... 773 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,878 UNTIL NOW. 774 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,111 I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT... 775 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,846 UNTIL YOU EARN YOUR OWN. 776 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,750 SO, THAT'S THE DEAL? 777 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,558 I QUIT DRINKING, JOIN A.A.... 778 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:27,060 AND WE GIVE THIS ANOTHER TRY? 779 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:31,303 I'M NOT MAKING ANY KIND OF A DEAL HERE, EVERETT. 780 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,130 IF I DID SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU THE IMPRESSION 781 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,496 I WANTED TO TRY AGAIN, 782 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:38,074 I APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE I DON'T. 783 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:40,274 WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 784 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,714 I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS... 785 00:30:44,743 --> 00:30:47,513 BUT I GUESS THAT ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN. 786 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,925 Almond: UH-OH. HE'S WALKED TO THE BAR. 787 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,258 DOUBLE VODKA ON THE ROCKS -- 788 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:01,832 HOLD THE ROCKS, DOUBLE THE VODKA. 789 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,260 GRAVELY: There's Donald Sampson! 790 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:05,195 HEAVENLY FATHER, WE BESEECH YOU. 791 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,931 PLEASE DON'T LET BACKSTROM SPEAK TO SAMPSON. 792 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,667 WOMEN. AM I RIGHT? 793 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,342 YOU'RE NOT GAY? 794 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:13,371 WHY? 'CAUSE I SHAVED? 795 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,905 [ CHUCKLES ] 796 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,781 I JUST SAW YOU COME IN WITH THAT STUNNING CREATURE. 797 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,749 HIM? AH, HE'S JUST MY GAY TENANT. 798 00:31:20,779 --> 00:31:22,679 THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE -- SHE -- 799 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,854 [ SIGHS ] 800 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,222 NEVER MIND. 801 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,188 YOU A RICH GUY? 802 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,720 YOU GOT RICH-GUY HAIR. 803 00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,615 I'M DONALD SAMPSON. 804 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:33,627 [ LAUGHS ] 805 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:35,859 TALK ABOUT WOMAN PROBLEMS. 806 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,134 HOO-HOO! 807 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:38,563 EXCUSE ME? 808 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,297 WELL, THAT POST-COITAL VIDEO THAT GOT LEAKED. 809 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,372 [ CHUCKLES ] 810 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,530 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 811 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,098 ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR EVENING. 812 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,136 YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO? 813 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:48,942 I'D KILL THE BITCH THAT LEAKED THE VIDEO, 814 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:52,635 THEN RUN HER OVER WITH MY CAR -- MAYBE A COUPLE OF TIMES. 815 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,653 BARTENDER, ANOTHER DRINK FOR MY CLEVER FRIEND. 816 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:57,652 Bartender: YES, SIR. 817 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:01,751 ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE. 818 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,460 UH-OH. [ SIGHS ] 819 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:06,831 DOUBLE VODKA, NO ICE, DOUBLE THE VODKA? 820 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,788 WHAT'S WRONG? YOU OKAY? 821 00:32:08,827 --> 00:32:11,057 YEAH. 822 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,327 I'M FINE. 823 00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,904 HIGHLIGHT OF MY EVENING 824 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,102 WAS DONALD SAMPSON THINKING THAT WE WERE A COUPLE. 825 00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:19,236 HE CALLED YOU A "STUNNING CREATURE." 826 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,971 YEAH, WELL, NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INVITATION. 827 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:23,408 NO, NOT IN THE WAY 828 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,242 THAT WOULD LEAD HIM TO BUY YOU FANCY THINGS. 829 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,347 WHY DON'T YOU LET ME BE THE JUDGE OF THAT? 830 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,379 OKAY, YEAH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. ALL RIGHT. 831 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,649 [ ELENI MANDELL'S "ANYONE LIKE YOU" PLAYS ] 832 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:42,527 * THERE WON'T BE ANYONE LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE AGAIN * 833 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:46,201 * SOMEONE WHO ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH * 834 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:49,842 * LIES WOULD SUFFICE INSTEAD 835 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:53,968 * AND WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO CALL * 836 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:57,176 * TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO? 837 00:32:57,209 --> 00:33:00,549 * YOU SAY I SHOULDN'T CARE AT ALL * 838 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:03,479 * WHEN I'M FEELING BLUE 839 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,545 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 840 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,894 THAT WAS FAST. 841 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,288 YOU WERE RIGHT. 842 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,360 HE'S RENDEZVOUSING WITH A WOMAN. 843 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,489 I THINK HIS WIFE? 844 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,633 I DOUBT THAT. 845 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,729 LET'S GO. 846 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:18,963 I-I WANTED TO HURT YOU 847 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,867 FOR THREATENING TO GO BACK TO YOUR WIFE, 848 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,529 NOT RUIN YOU. 849 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:25,898 I HATE MYSELF FOR LEAKING THAT VIDEO. 850 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,407 I SWEAR. 851 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,709 YOU ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE FLING I HAVE EVER HAD. 852 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,051 Well, I judged him too harshly. 853 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,180 He's certainly not sleeping with his wife. 854 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,675 Or the murder victim. 855 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,661 SAMPSON DIDN'T KILL HER. 856 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,089 ARE YOU SURE? [ GRUNTS ] 857 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,864 SHE DIDN'T LEAK THE VIDEO... 858 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:49,662 WHICH MEANS MAYBE A RICH PERSON DIDN'T DO THE MURDER, 859 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,595 WHICH MEANS MAYBE WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE WRONG CAR. 860 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,831 NIEDERMAYER, IS IT POSSIBLE THE SKETCH 861 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,336 COULD HAVE BEEN OF A POOR PERSON'S WHITE CAR? 862 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,669 IT'S VERY POSSIBLE. 863 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,244 IN FACT, AS THE SCIENCE OF AERODYNAMICS 864 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:01,772 HAS GOTTEN MORE AND MORE REFINED, 865 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,107 THERE'S LESS AND LESS DIFFERENTIATION -- 866 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,412 OH, NO! 867 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,283 I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR YOUR GARBAGE. 868 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,583 I'M GOING HOME. 869 00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:11,954 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EVENT DISGUSTS ME. 870 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,093 YOU ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT? 871 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:15,719 LET MOTO GIVE YOU A RIDE. 872 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,524 NO! GOT TO WALK 10,000 STEPS. 873 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:21,527 HUP, HUP, HUP. 874 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:28,732 [ DOOR OPENS ] 875 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,876 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 876 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,308 WHAT -- 877 00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:39,584 [ GROANS ] 878 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,151 MM, MM, MM, MM. 879 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,150 [ GROANS ] 880 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:43,821 HEY. YOU CAN CHEER UP. 881 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:46,319 YOU GOT QUITE THE WORKOUT LAST NIGHT. 882 00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,322 [ CHUCKLES ] 883 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:50,223 OHH. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 884 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:53,286 [ Electronic voice ] WORK. WORK. WORK. 885 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,425 WORK. WORK. 886 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,561 WHAT? 887 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,055 YOU WERE RIGHT. 888 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,266 That's the least stupid thing I've ever heard you say. 889 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,999 WE FOUND THREE WHITE CARS THAT MATCH THE POLICE SKETCHES, 890 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:08,005 BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM HAS TRACES OF BLOOD ON THE TIRES. 891 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,779 SO, WHO'S THE CAR BELONG TO? 892 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:11,008 Well, that's the thing. 893 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,742 IT'S A...FLASHCAR, 894 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,178 WHICH IS A DROP-OFF/PICKUP RENTAL SERVICE. 895 00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:18,084 SO, TRACE THE ACCOUNT. THE RENTER'S THE KILLER. 896 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,846 OKAY, ALMOND IS RUNNING THE V.I.N., AND ALAS... 897 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,516 WHOA, HO. DON'T SAY "ALAS" TO THE LIEUTENANT 898 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,924 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING 899 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,185 IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT TO THE AFTERNOON. 900 00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:26,764 ALMOND: Hey. [ GRUNTS ] 901 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,202 THE RENTAL ACCOUNT BELONGS TO THE VICTIM. 902 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:34,968 WAIT. SO, SHE WAS RUN OVER BY HER OWN...RENTAL CAR? 903 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:39,835 PAQUET THINKS THAT THE FLASHCAR IS NO A DEAD END. 904 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:40,871 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 905 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:42,266 COME ON. QUIET. 906 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,878 SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO HAVE A HANGOVER. 907 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,379 ALL THAT'S NEEDED TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT 908 00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,951 IS A CREDIT-CARD NUMBER AND ITS BILLING ADDRESS. 909 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,379 SO, HERE'S A LIST 910 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:52,045 OF PEOPLE VANESSA GAVE THIS CREDIT CARD TO -- 911 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,693 MOSTLY FROM HER CHARITIES, 912 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,149 PEOPLE MAKING PURCHASES ON HER BEHALF. 913 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:57,988 THE KILLER IS ON THE LIST. 914 00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:00,963 IT'S SOMEONE WHO HAD ACCESS TO HER INFORMATION. 915 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,132 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO -- 916 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,831 GO BACK TO BASICS. 917 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,573 WHAT DID VANESSA TAYMOR DO TO DESERVE GETTING RUN OVER? 918 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:08,999 EXCUSE ME? 919 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:10,804 OH, AMY REJECTED HIM, SO NOW HE HATES ALL WOMEN. 920 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,036 OHH. 921 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,510 WE'RE ASSUMING THAT THE VICTIM 922 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:15,639 WAS THIS KIND, LOVABLE, WONDERFUL PERSON. 923 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,914 WELL, MOST WOMEN REALLY AREN'T. 924 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,083 OH, GOOD GOD. 925 00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:20,510 HER LIFE HAD ONLY TWO ASPECTS -- 926 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,476 HER CHARITY WORK AND HER HUSBAND. 927 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,524 WE'VE ALREADY GONE OVER THE CHARITY WORK. 928 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,490 YOU THINK THE HUSBAND DID IT? 929 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,748 HE'S DYING. AND HE LOVES HER. 930 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,217 LOVE IS A MYTH 931 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:32,986 INVENTED BY TEENAGERS AND THE DIAMOND INDUSTRY. 932 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,194 IS ANYONE ON THAT CREDIT-CARD LIST LINKED TO THE HUSBAND? 933 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,998 OKAY, WELL, HIS NUTRITIONIST USED IT FOR VITAMINS, 934 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,531 HIS PRIVATE CHEF... 935 00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:46,098 OH, YES -- AND HIS DRIVER FOR GASOLINE. 936 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,167 OH. 937 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,665 "OH"? WHAT, "OH"? 938 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,037 WELL, THERE WERE FIVE SEPARATE DONATIONS 939 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:56,006 FOR $20,000 EACH TO CANCER SOLUTIONS, BUT -- 940 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,447 WAIT -- CANCER SOLUTIONS ISN'T A CHARITY. 941 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,845 IT'S AN LLC. 942 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:04,186 AND DR. BAI IS THE SOLE PROPRIETOR. 943 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:08,792 YOU SEE HOW RIGHT IT FEELS WHEN EVERYTHING PULLS TOGETHER? 944 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,227 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 945 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,932 VANESSA TAYMOR WAS BRIBING YOU TO MAKE SURE 946 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:14,303 HER HUSBAND GOT THE DRUGS INSTEAD OF THE PLACEBO. 947 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,903 YOU GOT NERVOUS SOMEONE WOULD FIND OUT, 948 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,974 SO YOU RAN HER OVER WITH A CAR. 949 00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:20,243 THAT MONEY WASN'T A BRIBE. 950 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:21,642 NO? I'M A RESEARCHER. 951 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,583 GRANTS ARE EXTREMELY HARD TO GET. 952 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,239 VANESSA WANTED TO HELP. 953 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:28,847 I HOPE YOU'RE A BETTER DOCTOR THAN YOU ARE A LIAR. 954 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,289 MR. TAYMOR ISN'T RECEIVING THE EXPERIMENTAL DRUG. 955 00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,819 HE'S IN THE CONTROL GROUP. 956 00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,761 INTERESTING. 957 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,631 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? LIEUTENANT! 958 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:44,300 MR. TAYMOR, WHERE'S YOUR NURSE CLICKER THING? 959 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,400 NURSE! 960 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:46,671 [ BEEPING ] WHAT'S GOING ON? 961 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:47,728 I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME JELLO. 962 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,866 NURSE! 963 00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:51,599 YOU NEED SOMETHING? 964 00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:52,837 YEAH. 965 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:55,041 I'LL HAVE A DRINK OF WHATEVER HE'S HAVING. 966 00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:00,177 GO AHEAD. 967 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,711 DO IT. 968 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,920 YOUR WORLD IS VERY DARK. 969 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:14,356 YOU CALL IT DARK. I CALL IT WOEFULLY PREDICTABLE. 970 00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:19,473 SO, IF THIS IS THE PLACEBO, I SHOULD BE FINE, RIGHT? 971 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,798 WHAT IF IT ISN'T? 972 00:38:20,832 --> 00:38:22,372 HE'LL HAVE A SEIZURE, PERHAPS GO BLIND. 973 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:24,841 MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND. 974 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:27,905 [ GASPS ] 975 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:32,182 OH! [ GASPS ] 976 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:34,510 [ LAUGHS ] 977 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,054 AHHHHH. MM! 978 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:41,223 I KNEW I WAS GETTING THE PLACEBO. 979 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:42,652 [ COUGHS ] 980 00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:44,658 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DREAM BOARD. 981 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,390 AH. 982 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:47,955 DREAM BOARD. 983 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,863 NEW AND IMPROVED. 984 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:53,126 MUCH LESS WIFE. 985 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,834 THOSE IMAGES WERE TOO PAINFUL. 986 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:56,326 IT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE. 987 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,068 INTERESTING FACT ABOUT DREAM BOARDS -- 988 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,343 THEY REFLECT THE SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES 989 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:02,142 OF THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEM. 990 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,583 BUT RICH PEOPLE DON'T HAVE SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRES 991 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,910 TO LIVE IN MANSIONS, 'CAUSE THEY ACTUALLY DO. 992 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,415 AND THEY ACTUALLY DRIVE FANCY CARS, 993 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:12,248 AND THEY ACTUALLY GO ON EXOTIC VACATIONS. 994 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:13,753 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS. 995 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:16,524 SHE DID. 996 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,155 BRITTANY HELPED. SO WHAT? 997 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,390 THIS IS HER DREAM BOARD, NOT YOURS. 998 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:26,259 THE SUBCONSCIOUS NEVER LIES. 999 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:27,827 IS NURSIE ON PAQUET'S LIST 1000 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,666 OF THOSE WHO HAD ACCESS TO THE CREDIT CARD? 1001 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,272 YES. 1002 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:33,513 SHE DID IT. 1003 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,339 SHE RENTED THE CAR. 1004 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,443 CHECK HER COMPUTER. 1005 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,009 DO I HAVE YOUR PERMISSION TO SEARCH THIS COMPUTER? 1006 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,048 NO, YOU DO NOT. 1007 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,253 NOW YOU HAVE ADMINISTRATIVE PRIVILEGES. 1008 00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:50,757 THANK YOU. 1009 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:52,389 A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN GET AT THIS COMPUTER. 1010 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,434 IT'S IN A VERY PUBLIC PLACE. 1011 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:56,960 I'M YOU. 1012 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:59,355 A BURNED-OUT NURSE, 1013 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,627 TIRED OF 12-HOUR SHIFTS, CHANGING BEDPANS. 1014 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:05,598 "AND THEN I MEET A FILTHY-RICH GUY -- 1015 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,807 "OR, AT LEAST, HE WILL BE ONCE HIS WIFE IS OUT OF THE WAY. 1016 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,540 AND HE'S GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO LEAN ON." 1017 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,307 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 1018 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,984 "AND THAT SOMEONE COULD BE ME. 1019 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:20,594 "I COULD COMFORT HIM, GET HIM TO DEPEND ON ME, 1020 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,319 "FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, MARRY ME. 1021 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,420 "AND THE BEST THING IS, 1022 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,858 HE'S GOT A SHELF LIFE OF, WHAT, A YEAR?" 1023 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,599 "THEN IT'S ALL MINE." 1024 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,066 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS, GEARSHIFT CLICKS ] 1025 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,471 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 1026 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:38,643 [ GLASS BREAKS ] AAH! 1027 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,312 Gravely: I GOT IT. 1028 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,010 A FLASHCAR ACCOUNT WAS CREATED ON THIS COMPUTER 1029 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,412 THE DAY BEFORE THE MURDER. 1030 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,283 BRITTANY GOTTMAN LOGGED IN AT 2:05 A.M. 1031 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:51,153 AT 2:15, A CONFIRMATION E-MAIL WAS SENT FROM FLASHCAR, 1032 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,722 AND AT 2:20, SHE LOGGED OUT. 1033 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,452 YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY NURSE. 1034 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:02,485 YOU'RE DONE. YOU CAN GET DRESSED NOW. 1035 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:04,928 YOUR LIVER TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T QUIT DRINKING, 1036 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,773 YOUR PALLOR TELLS ME YOU AREN'T SLEEPING, 1037 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,328 AND I HAVE SEEN WITH MY VERY OWN EYES 1038 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:10,136 THAT YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED SMOKING. 1039 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,598 WHEN YOU FINALLY FALL OF A HEART ATTACK OR STROKE 1040 00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,708 OR WHATEVER INEVITABLE MALADY TAKES YOU, 1041 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:16,510 THEY WILL TURN TO ME AND SAY, 1042 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:18,612 "HOW COULD YOU FIND HIM FIT TO WORK?" 1043 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:20,654 OH. SO IT'S ABOUT YOU. 1044 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,679 THE WORST PART ABOUT YOUR WORLD VIEW 1045 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,354 IS THAT IT'S CONTAGIOUS. 1046 00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:25,882 THOSE OF US AROUND YOU 1047 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,887 BEGIN TO SEE OURSELVES AS YO SEE US. 1048 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,520 YOU THINK I'M A TERRIBLE DOCTOR, I BECOME A TERRIBLE DOCTOR. 1049 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:36,388 NO, NOT SO TERRIBLE. I GOT 10,000 STEPS, RIGHT? 1050 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,327 MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 1051 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:40,073 IT'S MERELY A MACHINE THAT COUNTS 1052 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:42,128 WHAT THE MACHINE PART OF YOU IS ACHIEVING. 1053 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,997 THERE'S A MACHINE PART OF ME? 1054 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,235 IT MEASURES ACTIVITY. 1055 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,500 YOU LIKE ACTIVITY 1056 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,708 BECAUSE IT ALLOWS YOU TO AVOID REFLECTION. 1057 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:52,710 IT IS REFLECTION WHICH LEADS US TO OUR TRUE BEST SELVES, 1058 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:53,914 NOT ACTIVITY. 1059 00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:56,005 SO, THE PEDOMETER IS STOPPING ME 1060 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,247 FROM REACHING MY TRUE BEST SELF. 1061 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,617 PERHAPS ANOTHER DOCTOR WOULD HAVE BETTER LUCK. 1062 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:07,590 I DON'T WANT ANOTHER DOCTOR. 1063 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,503 YOU JOINED A PROGRAM? 1064 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,374 I DIDN'T WANT TO COME SEE YOU 1065 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:21,173 UNTIL I COULD PROVE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT 1066 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:26,606 THAT YOU HAD, IN FACT, HELPED ME BECOME MY TRUE BEST SELF. 1067 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,116 THANK YOU. 1068 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:32,378 THANK YOU. 1069 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:33,587 GOOD FOR YOU. 1070 00:42:33,619 --> 00:42:35,549 THANK YOU, DR. CHAMAN. 1071 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:37,517 GOOD FOR YOU. OKAY. 1072 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,285 GOOD FOR BOTH OF US. 1073 00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:41,434 YOU MUST WEAR THE PEDOMETER. 1074 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,029 I WILL CHECK ON IT DAILY 1075 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,831 TO SEE HOW MANY STEPS YOU HAVE TAKEN. 1076 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,532 FANTASTIC. 1077 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,037 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN THE PROGRAM -- 1078 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,070 "ONE STEP AT A TIME." 1079 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:55,205 "ONE DAY AT A TIME." 1080 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,270 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 1081 00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:57,637 [ SCOFFS ] 1082 00:42:57,676 --> 00:43:00,806 LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH SOMETIME, YOU FREAK. 1083 00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:02,306 [ DOOR SLAMS ]