[ laughter ]
[ screams ]
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Who's a good boy?
[ laughter ]
♪♪
[ laughter ]
Narrator: We're special guest kal penn.
Your breath literally smells like [bleep]
[ laughter ]
Today, we are a dominican university
Playing a brand new game called through the window.
We're going to enter the waiting room by coming in...
Through the window.
...In a fashion of our choosing.
After inexplicably entering... Through the window,
We'll have to sell a surprise item
To a person waiting in the room.
Whoever sells their item for the least amount of money
After entering...
Through the window. Through the window.
...Then you lose.
♪♪
Q: Okay, murr, so you know how this works, right?
Yes. You got a product that sal and I gave you.
Sal: It's a loose toaster.
You got to sell it to a guy who I'm telling you
Right now is not going to buy it.
-You're ready to go. -Oh, we're ready.
Oh, there he is. Alright.
[ chuckles ]
Look at this weirdness.
[ laughter ]
[ laughing ] oh, he sees you.
What, are you, stalking your prey?
♪♪
[ laughter ]
♪♪
Hello, friend. What's going on?
Today is your lucky day.
[ laughter ]
I can't believe this.
How are you, my friend? What's your name?
Robert. Alright, friend.
What's going on? May I join you?
Sure. Okay.
I happened to be walking by. Okay.
And I knew a kindred spirit when I saw one.
[ laughter ]
Do you wake up in the morning
Wondering what to have for breakfast?
Never. You don't.
[ laughter ]
What I've got here is a toaster unlike you've ever seen.
It's my job today to put this in your hands.
I like toast.
[ laughter ]
This retails stores for upwards of $50, $60,
Sometimes even $70 at the wrong stores.
Not today, friend.
For only $9.99, this can be yours.
What if I told you I have three toasters?
-[ laughs ] -three?!
Sounds to me like you need a fourth.
The odds that the person has three toasters.
Let's do it.
$2, sold.
$2?!
Alright, let's do it.
$2. Alright, that'd be great.
[ laughter ]
Sal: Wow.
I can't believe he sold it.
Now you have a fourth toaster, my friend. Well done.
Alright, murr, go out the way you came.
Okay.
Oh, jeez!
[ laughter ]
Buddy, that was smooth, bro.
The product, don't know what it is.
It's right here in this briefcase.
It's highly sellable.
You think so? Yeah.
I don't think you could sell what's in that
If you were jesus himself.
[ laughter ]
Alright, q. This guy's ready to buy.
Alright, here we go.
Hey!
Heyyy!
[ laughter ]
[ grunts ] hey.
You that eager to celebrate, man?
[ laughter ]
Holidays are coming, bro.
Holidays are coming. We all need gifts.
And we have today... Q: What is it?
I got a dolly parton signed baseball for you.
[ laughter ]
This is what the person in your life has been looking for.
A baseball signed by the one and only
America's sweetheart, dolly parton.
Now, normally I would get $10 for this.
What are you going to give this to me today?
This is real dolly parton.
D-o-l-l-p-a-r...
Yeah, t-I-n.
Sal: [ laughs ] it's spelled wrong.
It's printed and spelled wrong.
And she misspelled her own name? So this is rare.
We're starting at $10.
No, he's not going for it.
$8,, give me $8. I'll take $8.
I'll take $8?
$4. It's low as I can go, bro.
I paid 400 bucks for this bad boy.
Ah, put her there, partner!
[ laughter ]
You made a sell.
[ laughter ]
His sneaker came off.
Could you hand me that sneaker?
♪♪
Thanks, bud.
[ laughter ]
Are you ready to sell that thing, baby?
You guys are giving me a mold of jell-o to sell?
Everyone loves a jell-o mold.
Alright, buddy. You ready going to do this?
[ laughter ]
He points of the door.
Great, perfect. Got it.
[ laughter ]
Why you didn't just come in through the front?
Because the windows right here.
[ laughter ]
Sell the jell-o.
He still doesn't know what he's in for, this guy.
Sal [indistinct] nice to meet you. Robert.
Let me ask you a question.
When was the last time...
You saw jell-o like that?
[ laughter ]
I haven't seen jell-o like that in a long time.
Since a long time, right?
Since a kid, maybe. Since a kid.
They don't make the molds like this.
And also, if you notice immediately,
The waft of cherry.
Can you smell it?
Just lean in, lean in a little bit.
Q: Jell-o says itself.
What were we thinking?
I want to know what it's going to take for me to leave here
With the jell-o here in your possession...
[ laughter ]
...All for, let's call it $10.
Oh, no. At the moment, I'm not interested
In making any purchases. Okay.
-Oh. -[ laughs ]
Would you like to make an offer?
Because I -- I mean, I can negotiate.
[ laughter ]
Oh, why not?
I have a wife. Right.
You could tell her all about it.
She's not going to believe that you came through the window
And it was a male giving me baked goods.
[ laughter ]
Hold on one second.
Hello?
Yeah, I can fill that order.
-[ laughs ] -oh! Very clever, sal.
Yeah, I'm here today, but I'm down to my last ring.
Oh. Wow, he's creating demand.
I think he just shot himself in the foot.
I think this guy now feels okay saying no to this.
Just give me one second. I'm with a client.
I don't know, sal. This might be the wrong approach.
I'll level with you, robert.
This is my main source of income.
I do have six --
Six children.
[ laughter ]
Um, $3.50.
Honestly?
Please, please be honest.
[ laughter ]
Murr: He's considering.
Murr: Sell the jell-o.
This is my main source of income.
I'll do $3.50.
Honestly? Please, please be honest.
I see that you have other offers.
Yes. Someone else is interested.
Ah. Ah!
I respect your hustle.
So, I mean, I'll gave you some change from my wallet
And you can still go sell it to the next buyer.
He's giving you change?
He's giving you change.
$0.37. It's the best I could do.
But I do appreciate your time.
[ laughter ]
Thank you so much tonight. 25, 30...
Thank you so much. Let me help you.
You're gonna help me through the window? Of course.
Thank you. Murr: He's gonna help you.
Thank you so much.
Q: Sal goes out the window.
[ laughter ]
Thanks, man. Take it easy.
-I'll see you, sal. -Alright, thanks.
[ buzzer ] oh, my god.
Narrator: It was a window of missed opportunity for sal,
Making him first up on the loser board.
Today we're at the american dream mall,
Chatting with people in the food court
And asking them how they met their significant other.
Once we ask that specific question,
We'll have to scarf down whatever food is in front of us,
Which of course has been provided by the other guys.
If you can't finish your food before they finish their story,
You lose.
Alright, my man
This is sal's worst challenge for me.
He's got to watch and listen to me eat.
Sal: [ laughs ]
So, murr, we -- we decided that your food...
Will be chinese food.
What?
There you go, buddy.
What? This is...
Let's watch this idiot eat lo mein.
[bleep]
[ laughs ]
Alright, murr.
Gentlemen, you know anything about earrings?
[ laughter ]
I'm sorry. Look at this photo.
-Oh, he's in. -You think they're big?
I don't know. Are you guys married?
Do you have kids?
Oh, well, congrats, man. Thank you.
Alright, tell me the story.
Tell me from the beginning.
I want to know every detail about how you met your fianceé.
-Go. -Go.
[ muffled ] really?
[ laughs ]
They're not saying anything about how he's eating,
So that's good.
Murr, you better shovel.
Uh-huh.
I had send behind her son. Mm-hmm.
You know, due to circumstances...
Sal: There's so much noodles left.
As much as he's eating, there's so much left.
He hasn't made a dent in the noodles.
Murr, you better just bury your face in those noodles.
I'm getting nauseous.
[ laughter ]
Murr has slowed considerably.
Yeah?
There's no way to finish this
Q: [ laughs ] you tapping out?
I [bleep] I can't finish this.
[ laughing ] tapping out.
Murr, you're almost there, you're almost there.
Yeah?
There's no way to finish this.
Q: [ laughs ] you tapping out?
I [bleep] I can finish this.
Tapping out.
Oh, you're tapping out?
You gave me goddamn noodles here.
This is too much noodles.
This bit was your idea.
I -- I can't do it.
I'm gonna throw up these noodles.
Can't believe he went through that many noodles
And he didn't get it.
Sal: Do you think you could finish that?
No.
What about if you finish that,
You will get a free pass to turn any thumbs down
Into a thumbs up?
Free pass?
Yes.
Sal, you're on.
-[ laughs ] -wow.
I don't know if it's the right idea. Wow.
I mean, I will say, though, you eat more than anyone I know.
I'mma throw up.
It's so bad. It's so much noodle.
Are we killing our friend?
[ coughs ]
Wow, buddy. I am shocked.
That is crazy.
Oh, my god, man.
Wow! Holy...
[ coughs ]
Murr, after seeing what you just went through....
Free pass.
...I'm fine taking the loss on this.
Yeah, I was going to say, murr, I lost to you.
Why would I do this?
[ laughs ]
You mother[bleep] better go.
I will take a thumbs down, man.
Guys, as your friend, I'm telling you,
Challenge is over.
[ buzzer ]
[ laughter ]
[ groaning ]
Your body is shutting down. I see it.
[ laughter ]
He looks terrible.
[ laughter ]
Narrator: Murr, q and sal spoiled their appetite,
Making sal tonight's big loser.
Tonight, we're here with one of my favorite people,
Actor, writer kal penn.
And he's here to help us punish sal.
That's right. Sal, as you may know,
Kal is a noted academic lecturer.
So today he's going to be
Conducting a panel on public speaking.
That's right. I am the host.
You're the sound guy.
Okay. I see. The sound guy.
And while you make up the guest panelists,
Your punishment is simple.
You're going to have to tell them
Their breath frickin' stinks.
[ laughter ]
Let it sink in. But it's simple.
Here is sal, the sound guy.
So that's our real sound guy, danny hollis,
Before we send kal in,
The person is going to come out to get miked up, okay?
And kal is going to give you the first thing to say to them.
I'm excited. Yeah?
I'm very excited.
You got a glint in your eye. Yeah, yeah.
Alright, we're going to send in the panelists.
How you doing? I'm dan. This is jesse.
Jeese. Nice to meet you.
Good. Kal, tell him what to say.
Tell him is breath frickin' stinks.
[ laughter ]
We start off with the simplest one, buddy.
Okay, let me just... Move your tie up a little bit.
I'm just letting you know.
Wow. What?
Wow. What happened?
What's that? Huh?
Kal: Oh, god.
Your breath freakin' stinks, man.
Oh, really? Yeah.
[ laughter ]
I like to tell everybody.
I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, sal.
This is bad.
You don't think that this is going to be an easy one?
Nah, man.
[ laughter ]
Alright, kal. Go on in. Get in there.
Announcer: Alright, ladies, gentlemen, it's kal penn.
[ cheers and applause ]
Man: Oh, yeah. Kal penn's here.
Hey.
How you doing, kal. I'm rob.
How you doing, rob?
Q: Come on, sal. We are ready to go, buddy.
I have such -- I have such a headache
From this stress out here.
Ready on you. Go ahead, kal. Go whenever you're ready.
I just want to start with the basics.
How did you get involved in public speaking to begin with?
That's a great question.
I think that some people really have
Kind of a genetic predisposition.
Uh, let's hold one second, please, just for sound.
I think we're getting some pops on the mic.
Oh, boy, sal. Alright, sal.
Go adjust the mic.
Can you just talk a second, rob?
Testing, testing, one, two.
Q: Sal's about to deliver the bomb.
Your breath smells like a foot,
Or I think you might have a mouth infection.
Surprise me, buddy.
Okay, now count to 10?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Eight, nine, 10. [ laughter ]
Okay.
Yeah.
It's the breath? It's that bad?
I think you might have a mouth infection.
Q: Oh! [ laughter ]
And you're saying maybe you have a highly
Sensitive sense of smell?
Sure, I'm the problem.
Um, I -- I'm not -- I'm not the problem.
What's that? I said I can smell --
I can get you a water. I can help the problem, I said.
Oh, help the problem. Yeah.
Oh, god. Oh, my god.
[ laughter ]
And ready on you, kal. Action.
So basically, I want to ask about things not to do, right.
I think we're having a lighting issue.
Guys, we're just gonna pause you real quick.
I think this light is flickering.
Are you're seeing that, too?
Murr: Alright, sal, I got a new line.
I got to be honest. I got to be honest.
Everybody's talking about your breath, bro.
Rob: Yeah?
[ laughter ]
I'll be honest. Everybody's --
Everybody's talking about your breath, bro.
Only because you're making such a big thing out of it.
Nobody else's -- I'm just -- I'm not making a big thing.
I'm trying to just tell you. Yeah, you are.
You brought it up 18,422 times.
-Oh! -Oh, god.
Oh, I can't take this one.
♪♪
I swear to god, I swear to god.
I have stomach pains.
I think I have a [bleep] ulcer or something.
What was your name? Isaiah.
Isaiah, isaiah, got ya.
You're going to say,
Wow, your breath stinks bad.
[ laughter ]
Oh, you're so close to him, too.
You good, but just hands up. Breath stinks bad.
Okay. Okay.
Q: Well, have you sit down right now.
[ laughter ]
Alright, let's settle, everybody.
Poor guy.
Oh, my god. How bad do you feel?
Q: Alright, kal, you ready to get out there and cause some havoc?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, kal penn.
Hey, I'm kal. How you doing, man?
Alright, sal, move on in.
Can I have a second? Yeah, sure.
I'm just testing this frequency.
But now it smells caca.
You picking up that crack...Le?
[ laughter ]
You picking up the crackle? I'll take a look right now.
Just count down from 10 if you can for me.
10, nine, eight.
No, no, you're good, you're good.
Breath smells caca though.
[ both laugh ]
[ laughs ] oh, my god.
[ groans ]
Alright, kal, I want you to give sal his next one.
Oh, bro, this is...
[ laughter ]
Look at kal.
Okay.
Go adjust his mic, sal.
Alright, I chose this life, so...
Q: Here we go. Here we go.
Did I already get you?
[ laughter ]
♪♪
[ laughter ]
Go adjust his mic, sal.
It might be a battery issue.
You know what it is?
It -- your breath smells like almost like meat.
Murr: [ laughing ] look at kal in the background.
I'm trying to explain to you just so you know.
Maybe like -- you know those cheaper flaps of meat?
[ laughter ]
Murr: Sal, down below there, there's binaca.
Get it, walk over and just put your hand
Out in front of his mouth ready to spray it.
♪♪
[ whispering ] isaiah. Isaiah? Isaiah? Isaiah?
You have five seconds to walk away from me.
Do you want this or not?
You have five seconds to walk away from me.
-Ooh oh!
Q: Ooh!
Oh. Oh, my god.
Oh. [ laughs ]
Brutal, brutal.
Oh, I want to go home. I want to go home.
I know, I know. I want to go home.
I think he's going to take a swing at you.
That was over -- that was over the line.
You think?
Well, it is a punishment, so I shouldn't feel bad.
No. You put yourself in this situation.
You're not doing it. I'm not doing anything.
Part of me thought about leaving the show in that moment.
If murr didn't already own your soul,
It would have left your body in that situation.
I think it's time for kal to realize
That it's sal's breath that stinks.
Yeah.
[ laughter ]
Sal, you got to go check kal's mic.
So we're getting some feedback on your mic, kal.
On mine? Yeah, I think it's the frequency of the...
So -- oh, my god.
What's up? [ laughter ]
I just -- your breath, bro.
No, no, no. What?
Your breath literally smells like [bleep].
[ laughter ]
Sal, it's yours the whole time.
I -- I -- I -- I...
Q: Oh, he's loving it. He's loving it.
Has it been me the whole time? Clearly.
Your breath literally smells like a [bleep]
Took a fart or a fart took a [bleep].
Q: The guy's loving it.
It's not -- it's not funny. What, bro?
It's hella funny because you sat here
And passed me two minutes, it's your breath
That's kicking right now, right?
[ cheering ]
I was trying to help him, you know?
No, you was trying to be an asshole.
That's what you were trying to be.
[ laughter ]
I wasn't -- I was never making fun of you.
I was never making fun of him. Go.
Sal: I'm just trying to help. I'm so sorry.
♪♪
I'm sorry. I'm with it.
Alright.
[ laughter ]
Ah, jesus! Your breath, man!
Alright, alright. I know I had medical-grade gum.
We talked about this.
Your breath smells like caca.
I have medical-grade gum.
[ laughter ]
Q: Sal, you're off the hook, bro.
I don't think it's going to get much worse than that.
Good job.
Murr: How about a hand for kal penn.
-Killed it. -Great job, buddy.
[ laughter ]