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[ laughter ]

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[ laughter ]

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[ screams ]

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Let's just get this started.

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Are you [bleep] kidding me?

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Who's a good boy?

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[ laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ laughter ]

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Narrator: We're special
guest kal penn.

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Your breath literally
smells like [bleep]

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[ laughter ]

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Today,
we are a dominican university

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Playing a brand new game called
through the window.

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We're going to enter
the waiting room by coming in...

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Through the window.

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...In a fashion
of our choosing.

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After inexplicably entering...
Through the window,

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We'll have to sell
a surprise item

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To a person
waiting in the room.

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Whoever sells their item
for the least amount of money

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After entering...

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Through the window.
Through the window.

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...Then you lose.

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♪♪

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Q: Okay, murr, so you know how
this works, right?

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Yes.
You got a product
that sal and I gave you.

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Sal: It's a loose toaster.

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You got to sell it to a guy
who I'm telling you

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Right now is not
going to buy it.

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-You're ready to go.
-Oh, we're ready.

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Oh, there he is.
Alright.

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[ chuckles ]

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Look at this weirdness.

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[ laughter ]

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[ laughing ]
oh, he sees you.

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What, are you,
stalking your prey?

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♪♪

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[ laughter ]

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♪♪

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Hello, friend.
What's going on?

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Today is your lucky day.

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[ laughter ]

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I can't believe this.

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How are you, my friend?
What's your name?

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Robert.
Alright, friend.

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What's going on?
May I join you?

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Sure.
Okay.

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I happened to be walking by.
Okay.

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And I knew a kindred spirit
when I saw one.

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[ laughter ]

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Do you wake up
in the morning

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Wondering what to have
for breakfast?

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Never.
You don't.

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[ laughter ]

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What I've got here is a toaster
unlike you've ever seen.

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It's my job today
to put this in your hands.

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I like toast.

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[ laughter ]

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This retails stores
for upwards of $50, $60,

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Sometimes even $70
at the wrong stores.

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Not today, friend.

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For only $9.99,
this can be yours.

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What if I told you
I have three toasters?

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-[ laughs ]
-three?!

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Sounds to me like
you need a fourth.

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The odds that the person
has three toasters.

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Let's do it.

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$2, sold.

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$2?!

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Alright, let's do it.

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$2.
Alright,
that'd be great.

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[ laughter ]

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Sal: Wow.

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I can't believe
he sold it.

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Now you have a fourth toaster,
my friend. Well done.

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Alright, murr,
go out the way you came.

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Okay.

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Oh, jeez!

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[ laughter ]

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Buddy,
that was smooth, bro.

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The product,
don't know what it is.

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It's right here
in this briefcase.

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It's highly sellable.

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You think so?
Yeah.

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I don't think you could sell
what's in that

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If you were jesus himself.

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[ laughter ]

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Alright, q.
This guy's ready to buy.

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Alright, here we go.

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Hey!

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Heyyy!

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[ laughter ]

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[ grunts ] hey.

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You that eager to celebrate,
man?

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[ laughter ]

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Holidays are coming, bro.

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Holidays are coming.
We all need gifts.

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And we have today...
Q: What is it?

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I got a dolly parton
signed baseball for you.

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[ laughter ]

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This is what the person in your
life has been looking for.

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A baseball signed
by the one and only

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America's sweetheart,
dolly parton.

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Now, normally
I would get $10 for this.

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What are you going
to give this to me today?

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This is real
dolly parton.

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D-o-l-l-p-a-r...

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Yeah, t-I-n.

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Sal: [ laughs ]
it's spelled wrong.

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It's printed
and spelled wrong.

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And she misspelled her own name?
So this is rare.

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We're starting at $10.

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No, he's not
going for it.

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$8,, give me $8.
I'll take $8.

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I'll take $8?

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$4. It's low
as I can go, bro.

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I paid 400 bucks
for this bad boy.

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Ah, put her there,
partner!

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[ laughter ]

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You made a sell.

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[ laughter ]

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His sneaker came off.

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Could you hand me
that sneaker?

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♪♪

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Thanks, bud.

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[ laughter ]

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Are you ready to sell
that thing, baby?

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You guys are giving me
a mold of jell-o to sell?

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Everyone loves
a jell-o mold.

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Alright, buddy.
You ready going to do this?

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[ laughter ]

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He points of the door.

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Great, perfect.
Got it.

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[ laughter ]

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Why you didn't just
come in through the front?

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Because the windows
right here.

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[ laughter ]

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Sell the jell-o.

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He still doesn't know
what he's in for, this guy.

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Sal [indistinct]
nice to meet you. Robert.

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Let me ask you a question.

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When was the last time...

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You saw jell-o like that?

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[ laughter ]

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I haven't seen jell-o like that
in a long time.

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Since a long time, right?

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Since a kid, maybe.
Since a kid.

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They don't make
the molds like this.

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And also, if you notice
immediately,

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The waft of cherry.

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Can you smell it?

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Just lean in,
lean in a little bit.

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Q: Jell-o says itself.

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What were we thinking?

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I want to know what it's going
to take for me to leave here

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With the jell-o
here in your possession...

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[ laughter ]

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...All for,
let's call it $10.

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Oh, no. At the moment,
I'm not interested

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In making any purchases.
Okay.

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-Oh.
-[ laughs ]

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Would you like
to make an offer?

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Because I -- I mean,
I can negotiate.

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[ laughter ]

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Oh, why not?

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I have a wife.
Right.

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You could tell her
all about it.

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She's not going to believe that
you came through the window

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And it was a male
giving me baked goods.

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[ laughter ]

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Hold on one second.

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Hello?

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Yeah,
I can fill that order.

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-[ laughs ]
-oh! Very clever, sal.

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Yeah, I'm here today,
but I'm down to my last ring.

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Oh.
Wow, he's creating demand.

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I think he just shot
himself in the foot.

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I think this guy now feels okay
saying no to this.

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Just give me one second.
I'm with a client.

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I don't know, sal. This might be
the wrong approach.

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I'll level with you,
robert.

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This is my
main source of income.

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I do have six --

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Six children.

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[ laughter ]

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Um, $3.50.

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Honestly?

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Please,
please be honest.

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[ laughter ]

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Murr: He's considering.

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Murr: Sell the jell-o.

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This is my main source
of income.

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I'll do $3.50.

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Honestly?
Please, please be honest.

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I see that you have
other offers.

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Yes.
Someone else is interested.

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Ah.
Ah!

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I respect your hustle.

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So, I mean, I'll gave you
some change from my wallet

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And you can still go
sell it to the next buyer.

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He's giving you change?

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He's giving you change.

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$0.37.
It's the best I could do.

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But I do appreciate
your time.

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[ laughter ]

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Thank you so much tonight.
25, 30...

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Thank you so much.
Let me help you.

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You're gonna help me
through the window?
Of course.

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Thank you.
Murr: He's gonna help you.

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Thank you so much.

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Q:
Sal goes out the window.

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[ laughter ]

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Thanks, man.
Take it easy.

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-I'll see you, sal.
-Alright, thanks.

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[ buzzer ]
oh, my god.

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Narrator: It was a window of
missed opportunity for sal,

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Making him first up
on the loser board.

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Today we're at
the american dream mall,

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Chatting with people
in the food court

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And asking them how they met
their significant other.

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Once we ask that
specific question,

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We'll have to scarf down
whatever food is in front of us,

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Which of course has been
provided by the other guys.

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If you can't finish your food
before they finish their story,

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You lose.

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Alright, my man

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This is sal's worst challenge
for me.

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He's got to watch
and listen to me eat.

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Sal: [ laughs ]

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So, murr, we --
we decided that your food...

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Will be chinese food.

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What?

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There you go, buddy.

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What? This is...

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Let's watch this idiot
eat lo mein.

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[bleep]

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[ laughs ]

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Alright, murr.

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Gentlemen, you know anything
about earrings?

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[ laughter ]

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I'm sorry.
Look at this photo.

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-Oh, he's in.
-You think they're big?

246
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I don't know.
Are you guys married?

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Do you have kids?

248
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Oh, well,
congrats, man.
Thank you.

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Alright,
tell me the story.

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Tell me
from the beginning.

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I want to know every detail
about how you met your fianceé.

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-Go.
-Go.

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[ muffled ] really?

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[ laughs ]

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They're not saying
anything about how he's eating,

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So that's good.

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Murr, you better shovel.

258
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Uh-huh.

259
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I had send behind her son.
Mm-hmm.

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You know,
due to circumstances...

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Sal: There's so much
noodles left.

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As much as he's eating,
there's so much left.

263
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,381
He hasn't made a dent
in the noodles.

264
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:18,183
Murr, you better just bury your
face in those noodles.

265
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,551
I'm getting nauseous.

266
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,088
[ laughter ]

267
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,794
Murr has slowed
considerably.

268
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,403
Yeah?

269
00:10:37,405 --> 00:10:39,471
There's no way
to finish this

270
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,339
Q: [ laughs ]
you tapping out?

271
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,141
I [bleep]
I can't finish this.

272
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,742
[ laughing ] tapping out.

273
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,046
Murr, you're almost there,
you're almost there.

274
00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,423
Yeah?

275
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,292
There's no way
to finish this.

276
00:11:00,294 --> 00:11:02,494
Q: [ laughs ]
you tapping out?

277
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,696
I [bleep]
I can finish this.

278
00:11:03,698 --> 00:11:05,564
Tapping out.

279
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:06,965
Oh, you're tapping out?

280
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,767
You gave me goddamn
noodles here.

281
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,768
This is too much noodles.

282
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,836
This bit was your idea.

283
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,772
I -- I can't do it.

284
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,576
I'm gonna throw up
these noodles.

285
00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:20,512
Can't believe he went through
that many noodles

286
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:22,847
And he didn't get it.

287
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,717
Sal: Do you think
you could finish that?

288
00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:25,718
No.

289
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,452
What about
if you finish that,

290
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,854
You will get a free pass
to turn any thumbs down

291
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,923
Into a thumbs up?

292
00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:32,190
Free pass?

293
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,191
Yes.

294
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,660
Sal, you're on.

295
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,596
-[ laughs ]
-wow.

296
00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:39,998
I don't know
if it's the right idea.
Wow.

297
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,335
I mean, I will say, though,
you eat more than anyone I know.

298
00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:44,469
I'mma throw up.

299
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,805
It's so bad.
It's so much noodle.

300
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,741
Are we killing our friend?

301
00:11:48,743 --> 00:11:50,609
[ coughs ]

302
00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:51,810
Wow, buddy. I am shocked.

303
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,079
That is crazy.

304
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,880
Oh, my god, man.

305
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:56,815
Wow!
Holy...

306
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,950
[ coughs ]

307
00:11:57,952 --> 00:11:59,418
Murr, after seeing what you
just went through....

308
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,419
Free pass.

309
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,021
...I'm fine taking
the loss on this.

310
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,557
Yeah, I was going to say, murr,
I lost to you.

311
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,891
Why would I do this?

312
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,693
[ laughs ]

313
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,562
You mother[bleep] better go.

314
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,030
I will take
a thumbs down, man.

315
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,766
Guys, as your friend,
I'm telling you,

316
00:12:13,768 --> 00:12:14,967
Challenge is over.

317
00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:15,968
[ buzzer ]

318
00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:17,302
[ laughter ]

319
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,871
[ groaning ]

320
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:23,308
Your body is shutting down.
I see it.

321
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,710
[ laughter ]

322
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,379
He looks terrible.

323
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:30,048
[ laughter ]

324
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:32,384
Narrator: Murr, q and sal
spoiled their appetite,

325
00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:35,587
Making sal tonight's big loser.

326
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,722
Tonight, we're here with one
of my favorite people,

327
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,991
Actor, writer kal penn.

328
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,592
And he's here
to help us punish sal.

329
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,260
That's right.
Sal, as you may know,

330
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,529
Kal is a noted
academic lecturer.

331
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,798
So today he's going to be

332
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,066
Conducting a panel
on public speaking.

333
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,002
That's right.
I am the host.

334
00:12:50,004 --> 00:12:51,203
You're the sound guy.

335
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,671
Okay. I see.
The sound guy.

336
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,739
And while you make up
the guest panelists,

337
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,074
Your punishment is simple.

338
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,075
You're going to have
to tell them

339
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,677
Their breath frickin' stinks.

340
00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:01,814
[ laughter ]

341
00:13:01,816 --> 00:13:03,748
Let it sink in.
But it's simple.

342
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,750
Here is sal, the sound guy.

343
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,420
So that's our real sound guy,
danny hollis,

344
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,022
Before we send kal in,

345
00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:12,424
The person is going to come out
to get miked up, okay?

346
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,759
And kal is going to give you
the first thing to say to them.

347
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,760
I'm excited.
Yeah?

348
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,295
I'm very excited.

349
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,698
You got a glint
in your eye.
Yeah, yeah.

350
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,700
Alright, we're going
to send in the panelists.

351
00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:23,101
How you doing? I'm dan.
This is jesse.

352
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,102
Jeese.
Nice to meet you.

353
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,970
Good. Kal,
tell him what to say.

354
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,840
Tell him is breath
frickin' stinks.

355
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:29,574
[ laughter ]

356
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,710
We start off with
the simplest one, buddy.

357
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:34,312
Okay, let me just...
Move your tie up a little bit.

358
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,314
I'm just letting you know.

359
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,516
Wow.
What?

360
00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:38,851
Wow.
What happened?

361
00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:40,052
What's that?
Huh?

362
00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:41,754
Kal: Oh, god.

363
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,191
Your breath freakin'
stinks, man.

364
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,192
Oh, really?
Yeah.

365
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,261
[ laughter ]

366
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,262
I like to tell everybody.

367
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,864
I appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

368
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:54,599
Oh, sal.

369
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,201
This is bad.

370
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,270
You don't think that this is
going to be an easy one?

371
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,538
Nah, man.

372
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:01,874
[ laughter ]

373
00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,808
Alright, kal. Go on in.
Get in there.

374
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,411
Announcer: Alright, ladies,
gentlemen, it's kal penn.

375
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,679
[ cheers and applause ]

376
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,014
Man: Oh, yeah.
Kal penn's here.

377
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,216
Hey.

378
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,417
How you doing, kal.
I'm rob.

379
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,552
How you doing, rob?

380
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:15,754
Q: Come on, sal.
We are ready to go, buddy.

381
00:14:15,756 --> 00:14:18,490
I have such --
I have such a headache

382
00:14:18,492 --> 00:14:21,293
From this stress out here.

383
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,562
Ready on you. Go ahead, kal.
Go whenever you're ready.

384
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:25,430
I just want to start
with the basics.

385
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,967
How did you get involved in
public speaking to begin with?

386
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,368
That's a great question.

387
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,504
I think that some people
really have

388
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:34,306
Kind of a genetic
predisposition.

389
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,041
Uh, let's hold one second,
please, just for sound.

390
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,244
I think we're getting
some pops on the mic.

391
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,045
Oh, boy, sal.
Alright, sal.

392
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,514
Go adjust the mic.

393
00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:43,716
Can you just talk a second,
rob?

394
00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:45,117
Testing, testing,
one, two.

395
00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:47,051
Q: Sal's about to deliver
the bomb.

396
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,853
Your breath
smells like a foot,

397
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,323
Or I think you might have
a mouth infection.

398
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,725
Surprise me, buddy.

399
00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:54,593
Okay, now count to 10?

400
00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:57,996
One, two,
three, four, five, six.

401
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,731
Eight, nine, 10.
[ laughter ]

402
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:00,999
Okay.

403
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,000
Yeah.

404
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,335
It's the breath?
It's that bad?

405
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,337
I think you might have
a mouth infection.

406
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,272
Q: Oh!
[ laughter ]

407
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,807
And you're saying maybe
you have a highly

408
00:15:08,809 --> 00:15:10,142
Sensitive sense of smell?

409
00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:12,010
Sure, I'm the problem.

410
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,713
Um, I -- I'm not --
I'm not the problem.

411
00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,817
What's that?
I said I can smell --

412
00:15:18,819 --> 00:15:21,086
I can get you a water.
I can help the problem, I said.

413
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,555
Oh, help the problem.
Yeah.

414
00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:28,427
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.

415
00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,695
[ laughter ]

416
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,565
And ready on you, kal.
Action.

417
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:38,036
So basically, I want to ask
about things not to do, right.

418
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,904
I think we're having
a lighting issue.

419
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,840
Guys, we're just gonna
pause you real quick.

420
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:44,777
I think this light
is flickering.

421
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:45,978
Are you're seeing that, too?

422
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,379
Murr: Alright, sal,
I got a new line.

423
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,447
I got to be honest.
I got to be honest.

424
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,915
Everybody's talking
about your breath, bro.

425
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,184
Rob: Yeah?

426
00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:56,455
[ laughter ]

427
00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:57,922
I'll be honest.
Everybody's --

428
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,193
Everybody's talking
about your breath, bro.

429
00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:02,995
Only because you're making
such a big thing out of it.

430
00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:04,929
Nobody else's --
I'm just --
I'm not making a big thing.

431
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,130
I'm trying to just tell you.
Yeah, you are.

432
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,933
You brought it up
18,422 times.

433
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,870
-Oh!
-Oh, god.

434
00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:14,206
Oh, I can't take this one.

435
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:19,344
♪♪

436
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,280
I swear to god,
I swear to god.

437
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,482
I have stomach pains.

438
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:24,983
I think I have a [bleep]
ulcer or something.

439
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:29,954
What was your name?
Isaiah.

440
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,223
Isaiah, isaiah, got ya.

441
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,624
You're going to say,

442
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,959
Wow, your breath stinks bad.

443
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:38,763
[ laughter ]

444
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,366
Oh, you're so close
to him, too.

445
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,902
You good, but just hands up.
Breath stinks bad.

446
00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:45,504
Okay.
Okay.

447
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,305
Q: Well, have you sit down
right now.

448
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,640
[ laughter ]

449
00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:50,108
Alright,
let's settle, everybody.

450
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,643
Poor guy.

451
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:53,578
Oh, my god.
How bad do you feel?

452
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,048
Q:
Alright, kal, you ready to get
out there and cause some havoc?

453
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:59,384
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
kal penn.

454
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,719
Hey, I'm kal.
How you doing, man?

455
00:17:00,721 --> 00:17:02,320
Alright, sal, move on in.

456
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,189
Can I have a second?
Yeah, sure.

457
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,191
I'm just testing
this frequency.

458
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,460
But now it smells caca.

459
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,662
You picking up
that crack...Le?

460
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,596
[ laughter ]

461
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,066
You picking up the crackle?
I'll take a look right now.

462
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:16,134
Just count down from 10
if you can for me.

463
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,802
10, nine, eight.

464
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,803
No, no, you're good,
you're good.

465
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,672
Breath smells caca though.

466
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:22,875
[ both laugh ]

467
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,480
[ laughs ]
oh, my god.

468
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,614
[ groans ]

469
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,085
Alright, kal, I want you
to give sal his next one.

470
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:34,486
Oh, bro, this is...

471
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,089
[ laughter ]

472
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,457
Look at kal.

473
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,834
Okay.

474
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,570
Go adjust his mic, sal.

475
00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:54,372
Alright, I chose this life,
so...

476
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,774
Q: Here we go.
Here we go.

477
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,175
Did I already get you?

478
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,511
[ laughter ]

479
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,651
♪♪

480
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,024
[ laughter ]

481
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,961
Go adjust his mic, sal.

482
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,963
It might
be a battery issue.

483
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,631
You know what it is?

484
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:22,167
It -- your breath smells
like almost like meat.

485
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,170
Murr: [ laughing ] look at kal
in the background.

486
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,439
I'm trying to explain
to you just so you know.

487
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,375
Maybe like -- you know
those cheaper flaps of meat?

488
00:18:29,377 --> 00:18:33,845
[ laughter ]

489
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:37,315
Murr: Sal, down below there,
there's binaca.

490
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,852
Get it, walk over
and just put your hand

491
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,854
Out in front of his mouth
ready to spray it.

492
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:46,258
♪♪

493
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:49,727
[ whispering ] isaiah.
Isaiah? Isaiah? Isaiah?

494
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,997
You have five seconds
to walk away from me.

495
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:53,465
Do you want this or not?

496
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,601
You have five seconds
to walk away from me.

497
00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:57,603
-Ooh
oh!

498
00:18:57,605 --> 00:19:01,006
Q: Ooh!

499
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:03,075
Oh.
Oh, my god.

500
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:05,277
Oh. [ laughs ]

501
00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,211
Brutal, brutal.

502
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,346
Oh, I want to go home.
I want to go home.

503
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,815
I know, I know.
I want to go home.

504
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:12,550
I think he's going to
take a swing at you.

505
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,020
That was over --
that was over the line.

506
00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,154
You think?

507
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,356
Well, it is a punishment,
so I shouldn't feel bad.

508
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,758
No.
You put yourself
in this situation.

509
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,627
You're not doing it.
I'm not doing anything.

510
00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:24,963
Part of me thought about
leaving the show in that moment.

511
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,433
If murr didn't already
own your soul,

512
00:19:27,435 --> 00:19:30,436
It would have left your body
in that situation.

513
00:19:30,438 --> 00:19:32,638
I think it's time
for kal to realize

514
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,572
That it's sal's breath
that stinks.

515
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,442
Yeah.

516
00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:39,377
[ laughter ]

517
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,046
Sal, you got to go
check kal's mic.

518
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:42,914
So we're getting some feedback
on your mic, kal.

519
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,684
On mine?
Yeah, I think it's
the frequency of the...

520
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:48,253
So --
oh, my god.

521
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,188
What's up?
[ laughter ]

522
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,857
I just --
your breath, bro.

523
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,325
No, no, no.
What?

524
00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:55,461
Your breath literally
smells like [bleep].

525
00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:57,195
[ laughter ]

526
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,997
Sal, it's yours
the whole time.

527
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:00,466
I -- I -- I -- I...

528
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:02,400
Q: Oh, he's loving it.
He's loving it.

529
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,202
Has it been me
the whole time?
Clearly.

530
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,937
Your breath literally
smells like a [bleep]

531
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,473
Took a fart or a fart took
a [bleep].

532
00:20:07,475 --> 00:20:08,806
Q: The guy's loving it.

533
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,876
It's not -- it's not funny.
What, bro?

534
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,811
It's hella funny
because you sat here

535
00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:14,680
And passed me two minutes,
it's your breath

536
00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:15,881
That's kicking right now,
right?

537
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:18,283
[ cheering ]

538
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,085
I was trying to help him,
you know?

539
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:21,153
No, you was trying
to be an asshole.

540
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,087
That's what
you were trying to be.

541
00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:23,955
[ laughter ]

542
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,358
I wasn't -- I was never
making fun of you.

543
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,693
I was never
making fun of him.
Go.

544
00:20:27,695 --> 00:20:29,227
Sal: I'm just trying to help.
I'm so sorry.

545
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,896
♪♪

546
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,499
I'm sorry.
I'm with it.

547
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:34,700
Alright.

548
00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:37,369
[ laughter ]

549
00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:40,105
Ah, jesus!
Your breath, man!

550
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:41,773
Alright, alright.
I know I had medical-grade gum.

551
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,709
We talked about this.

552
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,777
Your breath smells
like caca.

553
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,312
I have medical-grade gum.

554
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,382
[ laughter ]

555
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:51,717
Q: Sal, you're off
the hook, bro.

556
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,719
I don't think it's going to get
much worse than that.

557
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:56,188
Good job.

558
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,989
Murr: How about a hand
for kal penn.

559
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,658
-Killed it.
-Great job, buddy.

560
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,528
[ laughter ]