♪♪
Sal, buddy, all you've gotta do is take a baby.
Are we sure it's gonna work, though?
Just find one and take it. It's a simple challenge.
This is the first baby I've seen in a minute.
You've been out there for half hour, man.
The challenge is simple.
I don't know why this is so hard.
Are you sure, though? Yeah.
It'll work if you try it.
It's harder than you guys think.
You know what? Boom! Audible. That's it.
We're doing a special.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You have all this cued up already?
I always have a special cued up.
We're just going to do a clip show instead of stealing babies?
I want to steal babies, but how long do I have?
Not long.
I'd rather do the special than take the baby.
Just roll the damn special.
Let's sit down.
♪♪
All right, sal. Here we go.
Yes.
Ohh!
You could do it very quick.
You could do it very quick, sure. Thank you.
But you were watching me since before I was anything.
[ laughter ]
Q: Now he's taking pictures.
We can't even film the show in this mall.
There's no way.
This is why we gotta keep showing clips.
And just to reiterate,
She was watching me before I was anything.
Yeah. Yeah. [ laughing ] yeah.
It's happening again. There he is.
-He's getting another one, -hi. Sure. Come on.
We're gonna shoot a clip show
And make sal sit out there the whole time.
She's got the whole family going over. You know what?
Let's take a look at a clip from playa bowls
Where q got recognized, as well. Let it roll.
This happens to us all the time.
All right, q,
You're working today behind the counter at playa bowls.
You got to add a tip onto the customer's bill,
And we'll tell you the reason why.
And then what do we got up there?
Okay. Customer's tipping. Oh, okay.
So -- oh, you already hit it. Okay.
Q. That was quick.
That was a -- I didn't even have a chance to talk you into a...
Tip confusion.
You guys were like two when I said that originally.
[ laughter ]
Hey, babe. What's going on?
Welcome to playa bowls.
I used to be on that show.
Then I bought a margaritaville.
It went south.
It was the only margaritaville that flopped,
Was the one that I invested in.
[bleep] buffett.
[ murr laughs ] anyway, what do you want, bro?
Can I get the nica bowl?
Murr: I don't know, can you?
[ laughs ]
You can see why my margaritaville didn't really
Take off like I thought it was going to.
Remember when I had long hair?
I miss that. I miss those days.
Do you guys know each other?
The three of you don't know each other?
Actually, technically, you're on "impractical jokers."
They're just now realizing?
You guys -- so everything -- everything up until this moment
Was completely normal to you guys with no worries?
Yeah.
Well, now you can tell him
You could have tipped me a miserable $0.66 to beat sal.
[ laughs ]
Me and alex just went on "impractical jokers."
Hey, dad.
How you doing? How's it going?
They got impractical joked.
Nice to meet you, sir.
Q, just hang up on him. Hang up on him.
Press the end button. Hang up on him.
Sal: Yeah, hang up on him.
Man: ...If that's okay. All right.
No -- why'd you --
[ laughter ]
You've just got impractically joked again.
Again, you got impractically joked.
Ah, well, that's why we edit.
[ laughter ]
Ah. The fun we have all day.
I love that "impractical jokers" is now a verb.
You got impractically joked.
We actually can't make the show if people know who we are.
Yeah. So anytime anybody comes up and recognizes us,
We just kind of move them along. But sometimes...
Sometimes. ...We get to mess with them a little bit.
That's right. So take a look at this
Never-before-seen clip of what happened
When a waiting room full of people recognized us.
Come with me, and then we'll be right back in for the rest.
Okay.
-Did you? -Yep. That's him. I'm serious.
Sal: Oh, no, he's talking about the show.
Murr: He's talking about the show right now.
They're both guys in the show.
[ bleep ] do it like insane?
Be like, "you guys want to, like, you know"...
...Or do you want to...
Casey's gonna just go in and see if any of them want to
[bleep] a deer's [bleep].
I'm gonna go. Serious.
Murr: Everybody in the room recognized us,
So we can't do the bit, so we're going to send casey in
To ask them very inappropriate questions.
Sup, guys. Man: What's up?
Um, so we're running a little behind on stuff.
-Okay. -So, um, we're, like,
Kind of at a crossroads at this point
Because we only have, like, one focus group left.
If you guys would be down.
Um, we could use as many people as we can,
But we're wondering if anybody would [bleep] a deer's [bleep].
[ laughter ]
It's not like a -- it's not like a fawn.
It's like an adult deer. It's over 21.
[ laughing ] 21 years old.
We're just wondering, like, if anybody would be down,
If you would be down. It's a seven-point deer.
You'd be proud to [bleep] this deer's [bleep].
I'll be honest, though, it's a seven-point deer.
Can I get a hand up for a [bleep] a deer [bleep]?
[ laughter ]
It's so funny.
Could you imagine getting called into a focus group,
And that's your reality?
"do you want to come in and [bleep] a deer's [bleep]?"
It's so funny. I want to live in that reality.
Well, I don't.
So why don't we go to a commercial real quick?
[ laughter ]
Hey. Welcome back. Welcome back.
All right. Let's see how easy it is for him to steal a child.
Probably depressingly easy, actually. I know.
Sir, could I take your baby?
Let's stick with the special.
[ laughter ]
I never considered the strategy of a direct ask.
Well, it didn't work for him either,
So, you know, you didn't miss anything.
Oh, that was funny.
So we still haven't been able to steal any babies.
I guess that means we're just gonna keep showing clips.
Do you guys remember joan from the bad reception challenge?
Oh, my joan.
We have some never-before-seen clips of joan
From that day of filming. Check it out.
This can't be real.
I say that to myself every day. It can't be real.
Send joey in, send joey in.
Well, I think that that's great.
Joey fatone. Hey, how's that dick?
How's that dick? It's better.
Thanks, joey fatone.
Is this, like -- am I going to be on television?
Are the camera is going to come out soon?
Yeah.
[bleep] you!
Hi, tina.
Murr: [ laughing ] what?
Are they actors?
No. Tina's the script supervisor.
[ laughter ]
She likes talking to me that way.
Chá, go in there now.
Chá, go, go. Go, chá. That's your cue.
Fatone: She's looking.
Baby. Oh, [bleep].
Oh, shoot. Baby. Yeah, baby?
It's time. We gotta go. We gotta go.
Q -- "I should mention I have a wife."
I should mention I have a wife, a pregnant wife.
We gotta go now. Baby, I'm working.
I got another 45 minutes before I can leave.
I'll take her if I can get paid now.
[ laughter ]
Chá, take her, and then -- can you take me?
Of course.
They'll pay you.
You just got to sign a release and they'll pay you.
-So I can be on television? -So you can be on television.
That's a -- that's fake though.
[ laughter ]
Murr: She's amazing.
Joey fatone came in here. You know what he did?
-What? -He asked him how his dick was.
[ laughter ]
This is the most surreal turn on "impractical jokers" ever.
I literally feel like I dropped acid.
Let's go this way. Let me show you.
Murr: Well, how about a hand for joan?
[ cheers and applause ]
Where you at? Thank you so much.
One of the most amazing people we've ever met.
I mean, I love her. The best.
Joans, they only come along once every few years.
Once in a while.
And that's the thing we always do.
We have to go until we see what we can get.
And sometimes we're right at the precipice
Of them figuring it out.
There is nothing worse than getting something
That's so great and then they'd rather not be on.
Oh, my gosh. And then we bring 'em back here.
We introduce them to everyone, the entire crew.
Show 'em the lights. Everybody involved.
And then, they're still like, "nah."
[ laughing ] yeah.
Speaking of crew, we did a bit called "be in my film,"
Where we used a lot of people from our crew.
That was one of the most fun days I've had.
That's where you had simmy and alyssa?
Absolutely. Let's take a look at what they did in this clip.
Murr: Okay, sal, welcome to your scene, buddy.
This is a classic interrogation scene,
And we're grilling a suspect. A perp, if you will.
Q: We wrote a litany of heinous crimes
That you're going to read out, sal,
And she's going to agree to all of them.
Uh, okay. So in this scene,
All you have to say to them in this scene is "yes."
Here we go.
Read them lines out, sal.
Action! You killed a priest.
You killed a priest.
Yes.
And that's because he knew about your affair with the councilman?
And that's because he knew about your affair
With the councilman? Yes.
So you both diddled kids together?
Yes, I did.
But you were the main diddler.
But you were the main diddler?
Yes.
What is this, bad cop/bad cop?
And that's why
You were chemically castrated by the state?
And that is
Why you were chemically castrated by the state.
Yes, I am.
And that's what's causing the horrific body odor.
Yes.
[ laughter ]
Simmy, keep it together!
And that's why you had to kill the muslim girl scouts.
And that is why you had to kill
The muslim girl scouts.
Yes.
-So in summation... -So in summation...
You're a muslim girl scout-killing diddler
With low testosterone.
"you're damn right, I am!"
And then -- and then, valerie,
When she says that last line, you go,
"you're damn right, I am!" action!
So, in summation,
You're a muslim girl scout-killing diddler
With low testosterone?
You're damn right, I am.
[ laughter ]
-And cut. -Good.
Thank you, guys. Oh, my goodness.
Well done. Wow.
The mexican accent was off the charts.
Ah, I love it. I love it so much.
The odds that we get someone like her.
Just some days we really are lucky.
Yeah. I think the hardest thing to convince that woman of
Was that simmy was a professional actor.
There's nothing quite as fun
As making our crew members laugh, right?
But sometimes we don't always get along with our crew members.
I mean, q, do you remember the time
That you got into a fistfight with joe imburgio,
One of the writers of "impractical jokers," right?
Wait a second. You have that clip?
I have the clip right here.
This was one of the number one things
That I always wanted to air on the show and got cut out.
Oh, I love this. This is -- I'll explain afterwards.
Roll the clip.
Q, strike up a conversation with the people in front of you.
Become friendly.
Cheers. Get a drink.
Murr: All right, imburge, rush in, push q, and say,
"are you the dude that hit on my girlfriend?"
Bro, bro, are you the dude that hit on my girlfriend?
Now start punching him in the stomach.
No, not really. I'm sorry? [bleep]
[ grunting ] sal: Keep going.
Keep going. Don't stop. Don't stop.
Keep going. 88 punches.
Can we get a counter on screen?
[ grunting ]
Ow, ohh, ow! Oh, you hit my nuts.
[ laughter ]
[ grunting ]
Sal: One second. Freeze.
You all right? Continue.
[ grunting ]
Wait a second. Is the tide of this fight turning?
[ grunting ]
So stupid.
Let's just get a drink and work this out.
Come on. I didn't mean to hit on your, girl.
Sorry. Your girl is hot, though.
-Hey! -Hey!
[ both grunting ]
[ laughter ]
Both of you, at the same exact time,
Turn and go, "and that's how you squash a beef."
Together: And that's how you squash a beef.
[ laughter ]
You know, the next day,
Me and joe were texting each other, and, oh, my.
Both our arms hurt. I can imagine.
And our stomachs hurt
Because we were making light contact,
Which, once or twice doesn't really matter.
But you do it 100 times. Yeah, absolutely.
You know, you're pounding beef, baby.
What? Wait, wait, wait.
Murray is now surrounded by children.
Yeah. What, did you spray yourself with something?
What happened during that clip?
I don't know. It was a long clip, guys.
You have seven children circling you.
I'm going to take one of you. I'm going to take one of you.
It looks like they're going to take you.
Guys, stick around for more
Never-before-seen clips from "impractical jokers."
[ baby crying ] wow.
Murr, you go give that baby back right now.
[ bleep ]
Okay. Join me.
All right, q, your turn. Take a baby.
Pss, pss, pss. Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss.
Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss, pss, pss.
-Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss. -Q.
Babies don't respond to the cat whisperer.
Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss.
Pss, pss, pss, pss.
Pss, pss, pss, pss, pss. Pss, pss, pss, pss.
It's not a squirrel from your yard, bro.
Well, I'll tell you what, guys.
There is not a baby in sight.
But I'll tell you what is in sight.
The escalator.
[ laughs ] oh, yeah.
Where kim fields gave me the business.
You know, q, we actually have some never-before-seen clips
Of you on that escalator.
Get out of here. We do!
Oh, she's in. Oh, no.
Excuse me. Can you hold my nuts?
Yeah. Oh, your bag?
My nuts. Sal: These nuts.
These nuts. Can you hold those for me?
Just till we get to the end so I can hold on.
Okay. All right. Thank you so much.
Why does she keep doing that?
-"these nuts." -oh, my god.
She keeps tagging things on. That makes it worse.
Q, you got to say the same exact thing.
Without the bag. Yeah.
Oh, my god. Here we go.
All right, q, go.
Excuse me. Hey.
Could you hold my nuts?
Murr: "deez nuts." deez nuts, deez nuts?
Okay. Sal: Ohh!
Murr: [ chuckling ] ohh! Ohh!
Oh, my god.
Oh, that did not feel natural to say.
-He's still going. -He's still going.
Ohh. Good luck. Who's going to sign him?
Nick. Good luck, nick.
Q: Oh, god.
Oh, he's laughing, he's laughing, q.
He's laughing. Yes! Oh, yes, yes!
Oh, my god.
I mean, you see how bad this can go?
I do. I do.
Do you want to adjust a little bit now
And maybe go a little easier on me.
Yes -- no. Adjust and go more. Adjust and go more.
Okay.
[ laughing ]
Kim is the best, man.
It's funny how much I love her,
Given what she did to me.
I know, dude, no joke.
Kim, if you're watching this,
I'm coming for you. Not really, not really.
Not really. Let's not start a war.
Speaking of getting kim fields back,
I actually lived out that fantasy
When I was able to get brooke shields back
For what she did to me the previous season.
I'm gonna make it about me right now, okay?
I am brooke shields,
And I'm going to tell you to go [bleep] yourself.
Can we finish the --
No, I don't want to hear another [bleep]
Word out of your mouth, and I am not kidding.
Get off the heart.
[ laughter ]
Hey, dickless!
Find another exit and find it fast.
But it's "brooke of love." get -- it's not now.
Let's watch me even the score with brooke shields.
I cannot believe I threw water in brooke shields' face
On this day in my life.
Murr: Wow.
By the way, not a drop hit the floor.
You guys notice that? Not a drop hit the floor.
Every bit of it went in brooke's face.
Hold on. What? What?
It's a surprise. It's a surprise.
Just stay right here. Just stay right here.
I don't know. Sal just stormed off set.
Oh, that guy's back. Cool.
-That's is for "brooke of love." -seriously?!
[ laughter ]
We're sorry, brooke. Sal went rogue.
Just watching it back, I really did kind of miss her.
I really did kind of miss her with the water.
I had a chance to just douse her face.
You don't have to worry, buddy.
Q took a fire hose to her face.
You know, I keep a journal.
I'm write in it every day most of my life.
And the entry for that day was,
"I threw water in brooke shields' face.
Not a drop hit the floor. It doused her.
And I feel horrible."
Like, I drove home with my stomach hurting.
Can I ask, have sal and I ever made it into the journal?
[ chuckling ] yeah. Yeah, those are the pages
I'm going to have to burn before I die.
Yeah.
I got to tell you, I'm very proud of both of you.
Because you summoned your inner hard jimmy.
Oh, hard jimmy. We did.
Hard jimmy is murr's alter ego.
My bad boy alter ego.
When I need to build up the courage
To do something seemingly impossible.
But one time, summoning my inner hard jimmy
Did not go quite my way.
Gentlemen, I'll tell you this right now.
I'll say anything in this challenge.
You know what? It's going to be tough.
I'm telling you.
There's no way I'm letting fatone win.
Tonight's hard jimmy. It's hard jimmy right now.
You don't have a hat or a jacket.
You can't be hard jimmy.
Hard jimmy is in your heart and soul, buddy.
It's not a costume.
All right, murr, see the couple on the date over there?
Go up to the dude, my friend.
Excuse me, sir. Hi, guys.
How's everything so far? Good. Great.
I believe there's a call for you at the front.
Yeah, they called into the restaurant.
The caller is saying that, uh...
It's the physically weakest gentleman in the room.
The person they're looking for is the...
[ laughter ]
The person they're looking for is...
Yeah.
Physically weakest gentleman in the room.
Hard jimmy. Hard jimmy. Hard jimmy. Hard jimmy.
Let me get your steak. One second.
[ laughter ]
Nice work, fatone. Yes!
Sal: He couldn't even conjure up hard jimmy.
What is the process of summoning hard jimmy?
Yeah. First, a costume does make the man.
Okay. Second is courage.
I had no courage. Yeah.
So you're saying then it's not always a guarantee
That you can get hard? It's -- [ laughs ] yeah.
It's not always a guarantee that this jimmy gets hard.
We have to -- we have to throw to commercial now.
We have to go to commercial.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, we got to throw to commercial.
If you just want to look in that camera right over there
And say, "we're going to commercial."
Come on, guys.
We're going to commercial.
-Well, boys. -No baby.
Kidnapping probably should not have been on a list
Of things that we attempted.
We're here showing never-before- seen clips from the tv show,
Including the day you missed when we played wheel of doom.
Which I have not seen.
So this will be also my first viewing of this.
You haven't seen any of this? No.
Oh, wow. All right.
So let's all take a look at this clip.
All right. Send them in. Hello.
Oh. Hey, man. This is james. He works with us.
-Howard, right? -Yes.
Howard, james. Nice to see you, bud.
All right. We are here, of course,
With vanna black cat, chá.
-Spin that wheel! -Spin that wheel!
Ah, ah. Oh, murray!
Oh, you just got screwed by the wheel of doom, dude.
I'm so honored I get to tell you this.
Murray, you have to take off your underwear
Without taking off your pants.
[ laughter ]
I don't know if, um...
I don't know if this is possible.
Oh, I don't think it's possible at all.
You a stat guy?
Yeah, my father was a stockbroker,
And he kind of taught me a few things.
And then, um -- and then just kind of --
Man: Look at him just digging down underneath.
What's going on right now?
You sure you don't want to sit down? Relax, man.
[ grunts ]
Did you get one side off already?
You see any blue pens back over there?
Wait, he did it?! No way!
He did it?! He didn't even rip his underwear?!
Dude, I swear to god,
I thought he was about to tap out,
And he pulled the underwear up.
But how do you even do that?
I don't know!
First of all,
Genuinely, genuinely, what you did is not physically possible.
How did you do it simply and quickly?
I'll answer honestly. Yeah.
I've gotten very, very good at it.
But why do you...
Get out of here! Get out of here!
I've gotten very good at it.
You didn't even attempt to make it realistic.
[ laughter ]
All I had to do was shake.
That was great. No, no. How did you do that?
Why does your underwear stretch down to your ankle?
How? How? Anyone at home?
How did you reach your hand up to your crotch
And then put it around your foot?
How did that even happen?
I don't know. Aah!
[ laughter ]
Where'd it go?
Thanks so much for joining us on this special
Episode of "impractical jokers."
It's gone. We'll see you soon.
The underwear is gone.
I want to watch --
I want to watch the footage back.
It went past me and it disappeared.
This is good. We should do clip shows more often.
What the [bleep]?!
[ laughter ]