[ laughter ]
[ screaming ]
Let's just get this started.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
Who's a good cat?
[ laughter ]
[ chuckles ]
[ laughter ]
Today we're at morton williams,
And we are joined by our friend,
Amazing singer and songwriter jax.
Why? Because we are teaming up
And going head to head to play a game we call
Over the shoulder.
One of us is going to have to steal an item
From a shopping cart
And then toss it backwards over our head.
Our teammate is going to have to successfully catch it.
For each item your teammate catches, you get a point,
But don't get caught or it's game over.
Team with the most points wins.
Whoa. Sorry.
Can you let someone know when you do something like that?
I'm sorry.
Sal: So, we're back playing this game again, boys.
Yes, indeed.
I don't know if you guys are quaking in your boots right now
Because my teammate today is songwriter and musician jax.
Jax: What up? Well, then, how about this?
Let's make it a little interesting.
Oh, here we go. Alright. You got it.
If we win,
We get to post whatever we want to your tiktok.
[ laughs ] oh, god.
How confident are you now?
Fine. Deal, deal. Post whatever you want to mine.
Here we go. In play.
Ah, here we go.
Jax: Oh, man. Is it happening?
I'm stressed. Right behind you. Right behind you.
Q, did you do two? Grab both salads?
Let's listen. Oh, he's got both.
I'm good right here. -Gotta watch the lines.
Yes! That's one. He got it!
That was clean. I'm not gonna lie.
Yes!
I got both the salads, bro.
Got both the salads.
Q, take her other item.
She's got another item. She's got another bag of salad.
Jax: Oh, my gosh. This poor lady.
Go.
Oh, my god, he got it.
She's got no salad. No salad.
Jax: Oh, look, she's noticed it. She's looking for her salad.
[ laughter ]
This is where they're hiding the imported parmesan.
This is it. Good job, buddy.
Murr: You got it? Sal: Watch the lead. Watch the line.
Watch the feet. Watch the feet.
Alfredo sauce. Alfredo sauce?
I'm wearing a white polo.
Sal: I just want to see alfredo sauce all over his face.
Oh, god. Done!
Jax, you just want to give us your login info now?
Or do you want to hold it on your phone?
What are you thinking?
[ laughs ] [ laughs ]
You know, one of my favorite segments on "impractical jokers"
Is, you know, the full blackout glasses.
[ laughing ] yeah. It's crazy.
I actually put one of those pairs of glasses
In the banana rack over there.
No, you didn't. You're joking right now.
No. Go check it out. Are you joking?
She can't come here like that and do that.
Can she?
Murr, throw those glasses on.
This seems like this is going to go great.
You look like a terminator dentist.
[ laughter ]
♪♪
Q, ready?
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, sorry about that, buddy.
It fell. Toss. I got you. Thank you, bud.
Thank you, thank you.
She got it, guys.
What you got? Pepper.
A pepper? I can catch a pepper.
You're gonna boldly throw the pepper
Right in front of him?
Yeah, he literally almost saw you.
He's right there.
Come on. Q, you count it down.
Alright, murr, ready?
I'm ready.
Look at the size of this basket I've created.
Count it down. One. Two. Three.
Throwing.
Oh!
[ laughter ]
It's not an exact science. It's not an exact science.
You broke the pepper on my head!
Well, you -- [ laughs ]
One more go. One more go.
One more go?
We'll give you one more.
One more. One more.
This is it.
The other one was -- you threw way too hard.
I'm over here smoothing things over.
I thought it was a pepper, but, you know, I'm saying, like,
Toss, lob, lob and angle, arc.
Oh!
[ laughs ] [bleep]
Son of a bitch! Give me that tiktok login, jax!
[ laughter ]
That's it. We got four. Enough.
Three salads and an alfredo sauce.
Son of a bitch.
[ laughter ]
Okay. Here we go.
I feel like this should be no problem.
Q: Dude. Oh, you feel it should be no problem.
Keep in mind, if you don't beat us,
Murray and I gain control of your tiktok for one video.
Murr: Alright, alright.
Jax: Let's go, team.
Oh, my gosh, I see fresh meat.
♪♪
-Whoa! -Whoa!
Well, well, well. With authority!
I didn't even see it. You're like david blaine.
What'd you get? What'd you get?
Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles?
That's a good -- that was legitimately impressive.
Are you ready? Yeah. Nice and forceful.
Relax yourself. Relax. Okay, here we go, sal.
Yeah. You want to go harder than softer.
-Yeah. Okay. -Oh, my god.
Murr: He got it. Q: Got it. Alright. One.
Good job.
However, it's a large item
That sal now has to juggle the rest of the turn.
Yeah, you're right. This is -- alright.
Yeah. That's it. Now you're in sal's head.
It's a bad choice of first item.
Yeah, I was like, at least it's not salad
And then salad and more salad.
But honestly, maybe we should steal salad. Yeah.
[ laughter ]
Oh, dangerous choice again, jax.
Wait. She just stole a box of strawberries.
So, that's a tough -- that's a tough packaging.
Just go. Just go hard. Going hard.
Sal, you ready? And high.
Hard and high. Yeah.
One. Two. Three.
-They got it! They got it! -Oh!
Murr: It opened, but he didn't drop a single strawberry.
Wow!
Look at that. He caught the strawberries.
However, another bulky, difficult item
For sal to juggle while he tries to catch things.
We have two. We need two more.
That's all we need.
Oh, my god!
She's a -- look at this. What'd you get, broccoli?
Jax: Beets. Murr: Beets?
And you know what they say -- don't d-d-d-d-drop the beet.
[ laughter ]
Oh, boy.
Sal: It feels like it has enough weight?
You tie that top tight?
Q: Watch those feet. Watch the line.
Ready? Yeah.
One. Two. Three.
He got it! He got it!
Oh, my god! The next one ties it up.
Jax, this woman shopping with a hat right behind you.
You know what to get.
I planted water balloons in the cart.
Wait, so she has a water balloon? Yeah.
Jax: Okay. Ready? What is it?
Ready, sal? What is it?
It's a squash.
A squash? One. Two. Three.
[ laughter ]
What are you -- what is going on?
I planted water balloons in a cart.
Why would you do this to me?
I'm sorry, sal, man. They made me do it, man.
It was me or my kids.
This is bullshit.
Team's breaking down.
Oh, he's leaving it. He's leaving it.
Murr: Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
Wide open. What have you got?
What do you got? Open.
Alright, here we go. Are you ready?
Look at me. This is it. This is totally it.
If he doesn't catch this, immediately
Come up here with your tiktok open, please.
One. Two. Three.
-Oh! -Oh!
Sal: Look at me. This is it.
Q: If he doesn't catch this, immediately
Come up here with your tiktok open, please.
One. Two. Three.
You shouldn't have thrown that water balloon at me.
That's the end of that.
Your partner threw your tiktok under the bus!
You double-crossed, got double-crossed on that.
So, so sorry!
Q: You got impractically joked!
Well, they lost, murr. They lost.
So, now you have to pay off your bet.
Jax: Alright, here we go.
We lost the challenge on "impractical jokers,"
And now they get to hack my tiktok.
Here you go, boys. Alright.
Mainly what I want to talk about is how sexy my feet are.
Look at the bottom. Look at the bottom.
Yeah, look at that.
[ laughter ]
Narrator: Sal and jax couldn't catch a win,
So sal is first up on the loser board.
Today we're at union square park,
About to propose to our girlfriends.
And we'll need to get someone to help us film that proposal.
But most importantly, throw confetti.
The problem is that the proposals have been written
By the other guys, and they're horrible.
If the person doesn't throw the confetti
At the end of your awful speech, you lose.
Oh! Wow.
Do you have a second?
I'm about to propose to my girlfriend.
She's going to come back in a second.
Do you mind filming it real quick? Yeah.
Is that alright? What's your name? Yeah.
Waylon. Waylon? James. Nice to meet you.
Thank you, bud. Yo, look at this.
So, I'm going to propose to her.
At the end, you can, uh, let me open this up for you.
Do you mind shooting confetti at the end when I -- when I --
Okay, so send jana in.
I have something I want to talk to you about.
Okay.
I know we met here four years ago,
And I wanted to say something.
Gwen rhymes with hen,
But you're clearly no chicken head.
In fact, you're no birdbrain at all.
You were smart enough to know I was,
In fact, planning on leaving my wife for you.
And I still am. She's nothing to me.
She's like an old you
If you only ate lard and cheddar bay biscuits.
[ laughter ]
In fact, I showed the beach pics you just posted
To my teenage son,
And his tongue rolled out onto the floor.
Q: Look at his mouth!
Saying he'd be happy with his new mommy is an understatement.
So forgive me this fanfare, but gwen, will you marry me?
[ laughter ]
Let's talk about this later.
Talk about it later? We'll talk about it later.
Okay.
[ laughter ]
Was it the speech?
Uh, maybe it was everything
You said about the wife and kids.
You think I shouldn't have mentioned that in the --
You really thought this would work? Yeah, I thought --
I guess the question is, seeing the way that went,
Why'd you throw the confetti?
Because you told me to. Right!
And that's why I won.
[ laughter ]
Sal: All right, q. Your girlfriend's approaching.
Excuse me. Hey, man.
I'm about to propose to my girlfriend.
Uh, would you mind giving me a hand and just filming it?
She's coming right now, so it'll take two minutes.
Uh, okay.
It's already recording.
You don't even have to hide or anything like that.
And then this is, uh, confetti,
And all you gotta do is lightly flick your wrist,
And it comes out like a mother.
And you'll know the moment.
Man: All right, here she comes.
I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous.
Cute stuff. Hey, baby.
We found -- yeah. Yeah, hi.
Mwah. I'm so excited.
Uh...I want to ask you a question.
[ both chuckle ]
I wrote it down. I'm a little nervous.
Jana, you've always been a nasty freak
That bangs everything and anything.
[ murr laughs ]
And all that changes today.
With this ring, I promise to cherish you,
And you commit to just one prick until you die.
Let me be that prick.
[ murr laughs ]
Will you marry me?
Um...
I'm not saying no.
Murr: [ laughing ] oh, no.
How is he surprised?
What do you mean, you're not saying no?
Jana: I just -- does that mean you're not saying yes?
I-I want to talk about it more. That's all.
Murr: [ whispering ] confetti!
[ sal and murr laugh ]
Yes.
[ laughing ] ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
My little super freak. Oh, my god.
[ ding! ]
[ sal and murr laugh ]
Excuse me. I'm about to propose to my girlfriend?
Oh, my god. Yeah.
If you have a moment, can you record it for me? 100%.
Really? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Q: Oh, he's in, he's in.
She doesn't know I'm proposing. Okay.
So, after I finish saying what I have to say... Yeah.
...Can you just flick your wrist and this'll spool out?
Okay. Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you. Okay.
Send jana.
Oh, boy!
How was it? Nothing?
Cute, y'know? Okay.
It's all right. I gotta tell you something.
Oh, okay.
[ q laughs ]
I wrote it. I just...
[ chuckles nervously ]
[ chuckles ]
[ murr laughs ]
I want to start by saying that...
Well, I'm not mad.
Oh, her smile just died.
Man: All right, pull out the note.
I want to start by saying that...
Well, I'm not mad.
[ q and murr laugh ]
I did tell you to dress cute today
Because I told you it was gonna be a special occasion.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean... Again, I'm not mad.
-Oh. -Don't do the hunching thing.
Stand up straight.
Shoulders like this.
Shoulders back.
[ q and murr laugh ] q: Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, her smile just died.
Okay. Ready? Yeah.
To me, you are perfect. Will you marry me?
♪♪
Murr: [ laughs ]
Q: Just stand there. Jana, don't say anything.
♪♪
She's not throwing that thing.
You don't think this outfit's cute?
I just know -- I know you.
I just know that you are gonna be unhappy with the outfit.
'cause everyone's gonna want to see it.
Yeah. Um...
And also, that's why I just told you, don't slouch.
The whole thing was about the outfit, though. You know what I mean?
It became about -- but it's not -- it's not.
I think you're perfect.
[ q and murr laugh ]
Murr: There's no confetti!
Smile.
Don't tell me to smile.
Oh! [ laughing ] oh-ho-ho!
Can we -- can I think about it?
Q: Look at it. She's cracking up, sal.
The confetti was still -- she doesn't wanna do it.
She's saying no. [ laughs ]
She doesn't wanna do it!
[ q and murr laugh ]
No way. No way. [ buzzer ]
Narrator: Sal won't be celebrating his engagement,
Because he's tonight's big loser.
All right, sal has lost.
So today, buddy,
You are a team-building consultant
For a recruiting agency.
All you've got to do is go out there and build a team.
Yeah, yeah, we built a little presentation for you.
You just get through it and build that team. That's it.
What does "team" mean and what does "build" mean? We'll see.
That's not what you should be worrying about.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
All right.
Look at these people, in need of a leader.
Hello. Hey, everybody.
-Hello. -How are you?
Oh, he's in. How's everybody doing?
You'll know when the punishment starts.
Sure. So you guys all work together in the same office?
You all know each other already, right?
Okay. Nice to meet you guys.
So, my name is sal edwards. And so, as you guys know,
We might be doing some team-building exercises today and stuff like that.
I know. It's the calm before the storm.
So, let's just go through this
And then get a better sense of it, yeah.
Okay. Here are my goals for today.
Foster creativity through cohesion,
And collaboration is key.
So, be comfortable to be yourself within your team.
The more you know each other,
The more you'll be willing to put yourself out there.
You should always be striving to be collaborative.
[ chuckles ] I can't. I can't.
Get to know your teammates.
Um...Uh-oh.
The wi-fi's out.
Oh. Yeah, that happens a lot.
Great.
-Yeah, yeah. -Have I.T. Help.
Well...
Woman: Thanks, chris.
[ stammers ] I can tinker with it, actually.
[ q and murr laugh ]
Oh, my god.
[ q and murr laughing ]
-Uh, uh-oh. -Uh-oh.
Sal: The wi-fi's out.
Yeah, that happens a lot. I'm I.T.
You want me to just jump in there?
Great.
-Yeah, yeah. -Have I.T. Help.
Well...
Murr: I can't believe it's gonna happen.
Oh, my god.
[ q and murr laugh ]
[ speaking indistinctly ]
[ laughter continues ]
Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no!
Let me just -- oh, my god!
[ q and murr laughing ]
You might have to go out there.
[ laughter continues ]
This is crazy. [ speaking indistinctly ]
[ laughter continues ]
Oh, my god!
-We're good to go. -[ speaking indistinctly ]
Yeah. This is...
Thank you so much, she said.
No problem.
What -- what are we...? What the [bleep]
[ q and murr laugh ]
Yeah, just keep going through the presentation, buddy.
No.
What -- what just happened here?
All right. Well, let's go to the next exercise.
Everyone, please -- -I mean, it's weird.
Everyone, please stand up.
Q: Oh, here we go, here we go.
If you could just all allow me to continue.
Are you standing still?
Me? I'm just short.
[ man and woman speaking indistinctly ]
[ q and murr laughing ]
♪♪
Man: Roll your socks.
Feeling a little left out there.
What?!
Holy [bleep] shit.
Q: Go on, man.
This is nuts. This is [bleep] nuts.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
I don't know what to do.
Sal, you all right?
[ q and murr laughing ]
I can't -- stop.
I can't -- I can't look at you. This is terrible.
Oh, there we go. Buddy, keep building your team.
Keep building your team. [ speaking indistinctly ]
Get them to sit down on their bare asses, bud. You'll be fine.
Sal: You can sit back down. We can sit back down.
Moving on, moving on. You mother[bleep]
[ q and murr laughing ]
This is nuts.
How's your day going, sal?
[ both laugh ]
The seats. Don't do that. Don't do that.
He's got his legs spread open!
That guy in the front has his legs spread open.
All right, here we go.
Team-building exercise -- human...
[ laughs ]
Murr: Oh, no. Oh, no.
To build a human knot.
Okay. Hold on. Let's circle up for the human knot.
I need some volunteers.
Everybody, then. [ laughs ]
[ both laugh ]
You're all gonna come over here now?
Join the human knot, bud. Get tangled in.
Here you go, bud.
Man: Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
Wait. Who's leading this?
Co-workers: You are.
Get in there, sal. Raise your left hand
And grab the hand of someone from across the circle.
Woman: That's right!
There you go.
[ q and murr laughing ]
All right. Human -- oh, my god!
-Everybody twist. -One twist.
Oh, my god. [ co-workers cheering ]
Oh, no.
Man: Oh!
[ indistinct chatter ]
♪♪
You look like you're caught in a tornado, buddy.
Aah!
Man: Come on, sal.
[ whimpering ]
♪♪
Wow, this is fun team-building.
I don't wanna touch you!
This is fun. This is...
[ both laugh ]
Murr: That's great team-building.
Co-workers: Good job. [ applause ]
Great team-building.
Look at his face.
-That was great. -I am -- I'm taken aback.
Yeah. Continue team-building, bud.
Okay. We're gonna keep moving. We'll keep moving.
Let's see what -- let's just see what's gonna happen
The rest of this day, all right?
I got a surprise. You got a surprise?
Okay? Yeah.
Enjoy.
[ laughs ]
Let's just see. Celebrating milestones.
I heard from your boss, jim...
You know jim? You guys know jim. [ co-workers agreeing ]
Oh, jim. Uh, he's about to be here.
Let's hide.
-Uh-oh. -Okay, so...
Hide. It's a birthday celebration.
Let's go, let's go.
Where are we go? God.
-Come on, guys. -This is exciting.
All right, guys.
[ q laughing ]
All right, guys. Jim...
-Jim -- his birthday cake. -Here comes jim.
[ co-workers cheering ]
Ah, here we go.
Hey, jim! All right.
Aah! [ cheers and applause ]
It's my birthday!
Hey, buddy!
[ q laughing ]
[ co-workers cheering ]
Oh, my god, I love you guys.
I love you all so much.
Just so you guys at home know,
Murray put on a fake penis for this.
Who's got a -- who's got a phone?
Let's take a selfie! Q: Yeah! Group photo!
Look at that giant [bleep] between his legs. Give me that. Give me that.
Okay. Ready, guys? Everybody get in.
We'll take a selfie. Come on.
Murray, your penis has a gravity of its own.
You need to lay off of me! It's a work environment. Here we go.
Okay, everybody.
Ready? Let's get a full body. [cellphone camera clicks ]
Okay.
Look at it swinging! [ laughs ]
You know who's sick today? [ co-workers groan ]
If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna facetime her,
'cause I know she would not want to miss my birthday.
So, everybody step behind me. Let me facetime her real quick.
Come on in. Sal, come on in, buddy.
All right, come on.
All right. All right. I'm good. I'm good, bro.
No, no, no! No way, bro!
[ q laughing ]
Roll camera, sal.
Murr: Okay, everybody. Here we go.
Don't do this. Don't do this.
Okay, so let's do this. Here we go.
No, no, no. No!
Mom! No!
It's sal's mother, baby. [ laughs ]
-Hi! -Adele! Hi!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[ laughter ]
Oh, adele, just -- it's my birthday.
Stop! I just woke up.
[ snorts ] god.
It's okay. It's okay. I'm okay.
Oh, my god.
I'm sorry you're not at work today.
Sal: I'm sorry, mom. I'm sorry.
I'll call you in a little while.
-Can she see all of us? -Yeah. Oh, yeah.