Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey!
Welcome to "impractical jokers: Recut gems."
Where we will be showing you extended clips from some
Of our favorite recent challenges.
Yeah, you got q, you got hard jimmy here, son.
And listen, son, we filmed,
Like, hours of footage every week,
And our editors got to cut that down
To 24 minutes for television. Who does that better?
No one other than sean, our editor.
Uh, I'm kevin. What?
My name is kevin. I don't know who that is.
You know, we shoot a lot of stuff for the show that we love,
But because of time constraints,
Not everything can make the episode.
Well, today we're going to "open the edit"
And show you our entire turns. That's right.
Yo, sean, you think you can do something about my bald spot?
Uh, I'm sorry, I don't --
I don't think we can do anything about it.
God edited out your hair.
Yo, just cut to the opening graphics, right?
♪♪
All right, you're back. Let's go.
Are you going to be talking as hard jimmy
This entire thing? You never know. You never know.
That's the hard jimmy lifestyle right there.
I'd love to know.
No. Okay.
Anyways, you guys remember that challenge we
To hide under somebody's desk while our boss,
Johnna, came in, right? Remember?
Sure do, hard jimmy!
Do we have any extended clips from that challenge?
Yep. We do, sean?
It's kevin. Well, play it.
There you go.
Q: Are you like a chameleon?
You look like you belong where you are.
The only place you don't look where you belong
Is, like, wearing a baseball cap or at a sports event.
Other than that, like you just chameleon into places, man.
I will tell you right now who he is.
Okay. 100%, if I was a casting director,
I wouldn't need to look at another headshot.
He is the print ad for lenscrafters.
[ laughter ]
That's exactly who he is. He is the target demo.
He is the perfect look, I believe it.
I don't often wear glasses,
But when I do, they're lenscrafters.
[ ding! ]
So this is james. You're going to be helping him
Out with just a bunch of miscellaneous stuff.
Pleasure. Have a seat.
This is your boy, murr. You're relying on him.
You better win him over.
So what do you got? Who's first?
I got alexandra alvarez.
That one I already have. 615-391-4857.
Yep. Hello. Hey. And who's number two?
Hey, buddy. Sorry to interrupt.
Johnna just called me, and she said she's on her way in.
Q: Uh-oh. Sounded kind of urgent.
She's actually kind of mad.
She's coming to see you right now.
So just a heads up.
[ laughter ]
Great cold delivery. There we go, there we go.
Q: Pause, pause, pause. Kevin: Yes.
I mean, how far has cole come?
Do you know what I've realized from making "impractical jokers"?
Almost everyone on our crew should be on tv
Before we should.
[ laughter ]
Like, you're far more talented in every way.
Better looking. Better comedic timing, they're on time.
Showing up to work.
Sal will be here any minute.
All right, kev, give us some more.
Okay.
Uh, I don't need this right now.
If she's pissed at me, she comes in like a wrecking ball.
A wrecking ball, okay.
Okay, you got to cover for me, buddy.
Oh, no.
Homina homina homina. Homina homina.
Try to get out the back. Try to get out the back door.
Oh, my god. We went over it 10 times.
Door's supposed to be locked.
So he had no other option but to go under the desk and hide.
But he just swung the door.
But, also, that's where all of our cameras are in there.
Pause. I did not know I wasn't supposed to open the door,
Because behind that door was our entire crew and all the cameras.
Everything, everything.
And he almost saw it. I almost blew the whole bit.
Usually we can hear the crew laughing at you guys
When a big joke happens.
This time we heard everybody groan.
Keep it up, sean, you piece of --
I'm gonna hide here, okay?
Just tell her -- tell her that I'm -- tell her that I'm,
Like, um... Sal: "my neighbor called."
Tell her my neighbor called...
"and I have rabbits on the roof again."
My neighbor called, and I had to run out because
He has rabbits on the roof again or something like that.
-Rabbits on the roof? -Okay. Just, I'm not here.
I left like 20 minutes ago, okay.
Q: Send in johnna. Jana is one of our assassins.
-Hi. Have you seen james? -How are you? James?
Johnna: Yeah.
Oh, he stepped out like about 10 minutes ago.
Something about neighbors having a rodent thing.
He was just walk-- he just walked out in like --
Like a panic.
Do you know if he put in his lunch order?
-Lunch order? -Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, he did, he did. What is it?
Because I'm ordering today for everybody.
Tell her it's a chipotle chicken.
It was, uh... I'm just going to do spinach italian bread.
No, no, no, that's not what I want.
I want the chipotle chicken with arugula on ciabatta bread.
But tell them not to put tomatoes on this time.
I'm allergic to tomatoes.
You know what? I'm going to give him tomatoes.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, I think he said he doesn't like tomatoes.
Can I be honest with you? I don't like him.
So I'm going to put sun-dried tomatoes on his salad.
I'm allergic. I get a rash us.
Pause. What we realized this day of filming
Is that the more specific the detail,
The funnier it gets, right?
Yeah. Because you should be wanting to be as quiet
As possible, and you're just screaming about arugula.
Yeah.
Oh, by the way, it's his turn to pay today.
He's supposed to order for the whole office.
Oh, for the whole office? Yeah.
I gave you the credit card. Here.
I'll give you the number. 4166 372--
Q: He gave him a pen and paper!
He's got a ride or die guy here, man.
There's the number.
All right, well, if he didn't give it to you,
I hope he at least answers his phone.
-No, no! -Wait a sec.
This might be accurate. Oh.
I love this guy!
735. You have an amazing memory. Thank you.
And, um, just the security question,
Too -- what's his favorite kind of music?
Murr, murr, murr. "piping hot jazz."
[ laughing ]
Piping hot jazz.
My favorite music is piping hot jazz.
I always hear him bragging about piping hot jazz.
Maybe that's it.
[ laughter ]
What's even an example of piping hot jazz?
Wynton marsalis. Wynton marsalis is piping hot.
Don't you think wynton marsalis is piping hot jazz?
[ suppressing laughter ]
Q: Look at how stupid this is.
Like, wait, what is -- what is one
Famous jazz musician at one time?
Wynton mars-- wynton something marsalis.
[ laughter ]
Pause. What you don't know is
That it's absolutely silence in the room, right?
And we're shout whispering at the person, the temp.
So there's no way johnna did not hear us.
She heard every word. Of course.
Which makes it so funny that he's trying to keep me quiet
As I'm shouting at him from under a desk.
There's a muffled fart machine under the table.
Let's see if he takes the bullet.
[ fart sound ]
Oh, shit.
Shit. If she smelt it, tell her you dealt it.
Something not agreeing with you?
Don't -- don't apologize. It's fine.
Tell her it was you.
Oh, yeah. Probably. He took the blame.
He took it? It's this kombucha.
It's called cayenne scents. Oh, my god!
So, when you drink it, the cayenne pepper,
It's kind of going out. Wow!
I'm taking this man to dinner.
Unbelievable, this guy.
Note to self, no kombucha.
[ chuckles ] yeah. I'll see you around.
[ fart sounds ]
It's the kombucha.
[ farting sounds continue ] it's the kombucha.
Sal: "tell her I got the kombucha farts."
Tell her -- "I got the kfs."
Tell her you got the kombucha farts.
[ loud fart ] I'm sorry.
It's the kombucha farts. It's the kfs.
Tell her it's the kfs.
Just to double check. That is you farting?
Yes. Yeah.
Okay. Thank you. Awesome, awesome, awesome.
I love him, I love him.
Murr: Pause for a second.
Here's the thing about a fart joke.
We're always, like, against them on paper.
We're always like, it's the easiest way to do it.
It's lazy.
You know, you want to be a little bit better than it,
But at the end of the day, has it ever let us down?
Never. No, no.
It always works.
The fact that a fart joke's not in every episode
Of "impractical jokers" shows amazing restraint on our part.
If it would be up to that post, we'd have one in every episode.
Well, it's not up to post, is it, sean?
She's crazy. I mean, she comes in.
Yeah. Anyways, back to these names.
Um... Sorry. One more thing.
Q: Oh!
[ fart sound ]
[ q laughing ]
I [bleep] knew it.
[ fart sound ]
It's the kombucha.
[ fart sounds ] it's not the kombucha.
[ fart sound ]
So, the names in alphabetical order.
Alvarez is first. Damascus is second.
Damascus.
Q: Oh, my god.
Oh, man. This is one of those challenges.
We didn't know if it was going to work.
But, man, did it work. It totally works.
We should do it again. It works, I loved it.
Let's do it again. Is that okay with you, sean?
I'd be open to it. Yeah.
I'm glad to hear you're open with it.
Is it actually okay if I go to commercial?
No. No, son.
We throw the commercial.
We'll be right back after this commercial break.
Stay in your lanes.
Yeah! Hey!
Welcome back to a special episode of "impractical jokers."
I'm q. This is our jimmy.
Yo. And there is our goon squad editor, kevin.
All right. And today we are showing some fun clips
That were cut for time.
That's right. You guys remember that challenge
Where we were, like, in a documentary,
And we had to sit next to a stranger
While answering questions?
Well, we got a whole extended turn from sal
You ain't never seen! Sean, play it!
I'm kevin. I don't care.
I'm playing a side game today.
My side game is to make you laugh. Okay.
You'll never break szeluga.
He's the king of the straight face, man.
If I'm going down, he's going down.
Murr: Pause for a second.
What got me about this day with the szeluga's mustache, right?
He showed up with that mustache and it blew the roof off.
He just walked onto set, traipsed in with a full stache.
Yeah, he tried to get away with not mentioning it, too.
Yeah. Like we all weren't gonna look at his face
And be like, what is up with that mustache?
Hey, sean, hit play.
All right, let's rock and roll.
First question.
Tell me some things you're passionate about.
I'm really passionate about history.
Very cool. Great. So, sal, same question.
Tell me some things you're passionate about.
"highway widening."
Highway widening.
[ laughter ] murr: So weird.
Literally adding lanes?
Just the flow of traffic.
Look at her face.
I don't find a lot of people who share that interest with me,
But I am obsessive about it.
Interesting. Next question. Go back to you, kate.
What excited you as a child?
Animals.
Sal, what excited you as a child?
"I suppose it was the hope
That my father would come back to us someday.
Just like he promised me the night
I chased his car in the rain."
What excited me as a child? I suppose it was the hope
That my...Father would come back one day,
Much like he promised me when I...
...Chased his car in the rain that night.
"also widening of highways."
Also, highway widening has always been there, too.
Some little...
[ laughter ]
He got through it. He got through it.
Who is living the life that you want to live right now?
"if I'm being 100%"...
If I'm being 100%... ..."my ex-wife."
My ex-wife. "she dead, went boom."
[ laughter ]
"she dead, went boom."
[ chuckling ]
She dead, went boom.
I...
I want to go boom.
I do, I really do want to go boom sometimes, though.
[ laughter ]
Did she explode? Was this an explosion?
Sal's crying. He's got tears.
Look at the tears. Look at the tears.
Is it -- just...
[ laughter ]
Murr: Yeah, sal.
-This is gonna sound terrible. -That's a laugh. That's a laugh.
Yes. "she exploded.
My wife exploded."
She...
"my wife exploded in 2017.
She exploded."
In 2017, my wife exploded.
She was a detonator.
"at a quarry."
At a quarry.
"in upstate -- in perkasie, pennsylvania."
[ laughing ] in perkasie, pennsylvania.
That's it, you're done. You're done,
Bud, you're done.
Sh-she went boom.
Murr: Pause for a second.
I-I-I have not laughed that hard in years.
It was so funny.
We just kept coming up with these little details
And breadcrumbs about...
Perkasie, pennsylvania, is where I got married.
That's why it was on my mind. It's such a funny word.
There are words that are go-to words in our show, right?
Ronkonkoma, we say. Ho-ho-kus, new jersey.
Yeah.
Perkasie, pennsylvania. I don't know.
It just keeps coming back, these weird words.
Yeah. Playa, hit play!
Are you okay with us using that in the documentary?
What part do you -- what part do you want to use?
Well, that she went boom.
She dead, she went boom. All that stuff.
Look at al, look at alfonso in the background.
Al! [ laughter ]
-Wait. Pause that. -Yeah.
I mean alfonso.
He's behind the camera all the time.
When he's laughing, I'm laughing.
Yep.
Man, the only problem with him being such
An excellent cameraman is we don't get him on the show more.
Yeah. Because he's the best.
Yeah.
Like, normally, he's recording us laughing at
What's going on out at the floor,
But now he's part of the bit.
And that puts you in a position of, like,
I'm not supposed to laugh, which makes you laugh.
Isn't that the best feeling in the world when you come off set,
You've been done filming, and the crew is laughing
Or high-fiving you because something
You did was so funny -- it's the best feeling in the world.
Now, is there any truth to the rumor, hard jimmy,
That the reason that "impractical jokers"
Seemingly never ends
Is because you know, the last day of shooting wraps,
That alfonso is going to deck you as hard as he can?
So you keep the show going to put that off.
Can you address that? I'll address it right now, son.
Yeah. Okay.
He's going to whoop my ass
When the show ends.
I have not collected a salary on this show for four years now.
Trying to keep it going because I'm deathly afraid of alfonse
Just beating my ass.
Apparently, I used to be a prick.
Oh. Not apparently.
[ laughter ] stick around.
We'll be right back with more extended clips
From "impractical jokers," son.
[ laughs ]
Hey, thanks for sticking around.
We are in our office and we're showing you some clips
That were left on the cutting room floor.
That's right. Hard jimmy here,
Joined by q and our editor, sean.
Kevin. His name's kevin.
Let's take a look at the next cutting room floor clip, kevin.
Yeah! Yeah!
I'm going to start the clip.
Murr: You know, q, you look very sharp and polished.
You guys gave me a briefcase.
Absolutely.
Since you look like such a powerful businessman,
You might as well adopt the powerful stance.
We want you to take the whole interview standing up
In front of the chair.
[ both laugh ]
What if she tells me to sit? What if she's like, "sit"?
"if it's all the same, I'd rather stand."
And then she's like, "it's not all the same. Sit."
"oh, I'd rather stand."
Yeah.
When the interviewer introduces herself, just say "ditto."
[ laughs ]
I can't wait to see what happens.
-Dale. -Hi. Hi. I'm dale.
-Hi. Melody. Nice to meet you. -Ditto, ditto.
-All right, buddy. -Is this your résumé?
That's my résumé. Yes, yes. Ditto. Ditto. Yep.
Ditto? What does ditto mean? Like, um --
Same exact thing that you're saying.
-Yeah, yeah. Ditto. -Want to get comfy?
Oh, I'm okay standing. It's okay.
-Yeah, I don't mind. -Okay.
-Thank you. -[ laughs ]
Already weird.
Pause. That's the moment right there where she's like,
"what is this world I've been pulled into?"
She's like, "the ditto thing is weird, but I can get past this.
Like, this freak's just standing there."
Yep. Instantly off her game. And you're off your game.
-All right, dale? Let's see. -Yeah.
So you made beer?
I -- yes, I made beer.
Sal: Tell 'em about the stats.
This is the only thing on a résumé today
That is 100% accurate, factual.
Rubsam & horrmann brewery on staten island.
It was called r&h beer. It was delicious.
It says here -- yeah --
I poured tens of thousands of my own dollars
Into a defunct staten island beer brand.
I took full responsibility for all operations,
Financials, production, hiring,
And subsequent firing of all staff.
I did have to fire everybody when the company failed.
I acted as my own attorney.
This is probably why it went down.
It was a spectacular failure.
Okay. The beer was great, though.
Can't stress that enough.
Pause that.
You know
When we've gotten far enough away from a horrible incident
Is when you guys start teeing off.
I loved the beer company, man.
The pandemic killed it. I was a victim of my time.
Well, also, your beer started exploding, didn't it?
No, my beer didn't start exploding.
The non-alcoholic version that we made for prince herb
Started exploding.
Okay, but you realize that, as a ceo of a company,
Your product, any product you offer, should never explode.
First of all, we say exploded.
It's not like grenades were going off
And there was shrapnel.
They popped. Five people lost their lives.
10 people lost their limbs. Okay?
You'd think that, if the beer exploded,
At least it would have alcohol in it, too.
Like, you know,
Sure, it exploded, but at least I got drunk.
No, it was the non-alcoholic one that exploded.
It just gets lamer and lamer, the story.
Can we keep playing? Yeah.
Keep playing?
And then, in terms of, like, now, like,
What types of opportunities are you interested in?
-Um... -How many italians do you have?
How many italians do you have here?
A lot of italians here in the company.
Uh, I don't know how many, to be quite honest.
Oh, you guys, you don't keep track of that, okay.
No, I personally don't.
"I'm a big supporter of diversity and inclusion."
Oh, it's just because I'm big on diversity and inclusion.
You know what I mean?
So I can handle as many italians as you got.
So I can handle as many italians as you have, I can handle.
-Okay. -I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good with italians.
Like, I know a lot of people have, you know,
Struggle with them, but I don't.
I got a handle on them. I know how to handle italians.
You did work in staten island, right?
Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
[ both laughing ]
Well, I will, um, uh, give this back to you.
Sal: "okay. Hold on. Let me just give you this."
Open your suitcase, q.
Well, let me -- I just want to make sure I give you this.
There's a urine sample in there
That you can give her for us, please.
[ laughter ]
Okay. I did bring a urine sample.
[ laughter ]
Or -- or now I know they need it.
They said there was going to be
Drug testing, so I did bring it in advance.
Oh, so, you know what? You sit right there.
Okay. Well, can I stand?
Is it all right if I stand? Sure, you can totally stand.
Okay. Thank you.
Murr: Q! Sal: I've never seen someone so shocked.
Pause. That is the best reaction we've had in years.
I mean, she can't even process what she's looking at.
No.
She's like, "o-oh." she's not even hiding it.
Yeah. She stepped back. She was repulsed by it.
I mean, you guys also selected the yellowest pee
I've ever seen in my entire life.
No way that's a healthy urine sample.
My god.
So... Hey, man, I brought this.
I don't know if you guys need it, but I brought a sample.
I don't think I need that.
Oh, okay. So the company needs it?
Okay.
No, just put it down and walk out, just go out.
I'll just leave it out with my résumé then.
-All right. -Oh, okay.
Full disclosure, there is marijuana in the pee.
You don't even have to test.
There will be marijuana in the pee,
But nothing else. Okay.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
[ laughter ]
Did you ask for urine?
No.
Sal: She looks pained. Q: I mean, I got no chance.
I'm waving around cups of piss.
I had to tell my manager you would recommend...
All right. Pause it, pause it, pause it.
Oh! Why'd you pause, son?
Look, we need a cliffhanger. The end of act three.
To keep everybody around for act four.
This is you hanging from a cliff.
Yeah. Play that sound you always play when we go to commercial.
♪ da na na na ♪
It's more like a whoosh.
[ whooshing ]
Hello. Welcome back to
"impractical jokers: Recut gems."
Play the rest of the clip of q getting a job interview.
You got it.
Did you ask for urine?
No.
Sal: She looks pained. Q: I mean, I got no chance.
I'm waving around cups of piss.
Okay, I've never seen that before.
She spotted the camera.
But you do hr? Yeah.
Is that what he was interviewing for?
I'm not sure.
His résumé's in there, but I don't know
If you'd want to --
Maybe, like, take a napkin before you move it.
You left her with a cup of warm piss.
It's not -- you're not getting the job.
I had to tell my manager you would recommend...
I would say no.
[ laughter ]
Take the urine sample and drink it.
Um...
Man: Oh, my god. Do it.
Is it really urine?
I wouldn't...
Oh, my god!
It's apple juice.
He's -- he's messing with you, I think.
[ laughs ]
Um, did you see this before?
I knew it, I knew it, I knew you guys were --
Ohh!
[ laughs ] my heart is shaking.
Oh, my god.
You're the best. You're the best.
It's apple juice.
[ laughter ]
And it's very rare that, after the bit is over,
We break the fourth wall. And we had cole bust
The whole bit by drinking the pee, you know.
Yeah, he sure did.
[ laughs ] yeah. He sure did it.
Fun fact for you at home. That wasn't apple juice.
Yeah, it was actually pee.
But the show goes on.
Hey, he didn't look like he minded.
[ laughs ] that was a fun special.
Actually, you people now see how hard it is
To cut stuff that we love.
We wish the show was an hour long, man.
I know. Yeah.
Anyways, thanks for joining us
On an extended clip bonus episode of "impractical jokers."
Listen, son, I had a change of heart.
Sean, you think you can cut hard jimmy out of the special?
Or...
It actually might be kind of hard.
Jimmy.