1 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:17,249 [ Laughter ] 2 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,219 [ Screaming ] 3 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:22,888 Let's just get this started. 4 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:24,556 Are you [bleep] kidding me? 5 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:25,724 Who's a good cat? 6 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,227 [ Laughter ] 7 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:32,664 [ Chuckles ] 8 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:34,900 [ Laughter ] 9 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,970 Today we're at Livoti's Old World Market 10 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,671 shopping with our fake kid, Melana. 11 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,374 And then we'll have to ask another shopper to record us 12 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,444 while we surprise our daughter with tickets to Disney! 13 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,346 But then comes the brutal twist -- 14 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,747 the tickets to Disney are off 15 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,849 'cause of something our daughter did wrong. 16 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:53,185 And if you can't get the person filming to agree 17 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,387 that we made the right decision in canceling the trip, 18 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,422 you lose. 19 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:59,391 ♪♪ 20 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,193 This is Melana, our daughter for today. 21 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,228 Go ahead. Go ahead. Do a cartwheel. 22 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,765 I did a cartwheel recently. 23 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,901 I pulled it off. 24 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:10,469 Come on, man. Come on, man. 25 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,404 What does that mean? Don't be doing that. 26 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,939 Alright. Here we go. 27 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,374 Um, could you do me a favor? 28 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,242 Uh, go get some sprinkles. 29 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:20,245 Mommy's on aisle two. Okay? Thank you so much. 30 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:21,580 Excuse me, miss? Yeah. 31 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:22,948 Could you do me a favor? Yeah. 32 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,216 While my daughter's running getting sprinkles, 33 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,484 can you record a video real quick, 34 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,852 um, when she comes back? 35 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,020 I'm gonna surprise her with something. 36 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,054 Oh, sure. Is that okay? 37 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,689 She's gonna -- She's gonna die when -- 38 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,558 Okay. "She's gonna die." 39 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,826 [ Chuckles ] 40 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:35,794 He's definitely not a dad. 41 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,263 They're our tickets to Disney. 42 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,432 I know! I know, I know. 43 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,801 Oh, this is gonna be [bleep] huge. 44 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,204 She's so invested already. I know. 45 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,706 Skipping. [ Laughter ] 46 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,341 Good choice, Melana. 47 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,043 Yes! You got the sprinkles. 48 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:53,779 Okay. Thank you, love. Uh, and do me a favor. 49 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,348 Could you check that envelope right there? 50 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,183 [ Nervous laughter ] 51 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,820 I don't even like this. This is rough. 52 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,455 That's right! 53 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:07,593 Disney! We just got tickets to Disney. 54 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,495 Yay! You got -- We're going to Disney World. 55 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,464 People are clapping! Oh, but she didn't eat her vegetables. 56 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:17,436 The thing, though, Melana, is that, um... 57 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,472 Disney only lets in kids... 58 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,875 that eat their vegetables, 59 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,511 and you did not. 60 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:28,547 So it pains me to do this. 61 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:34,319 [ Laughs ] [ Groans ] 62 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:37,055 Disney tickets are only for kids that eat their vegetables. 63 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,391 But I hate broccoli. No, I don't care. I don't care. 64 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,560 I'm your father, you understand? 65 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,729 And you would have gotten tickets to Disney 66 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,031 had you eaten your vegetables like you're supposed to. 67 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,634 Q: [ Laughs ] She's just filming this! 68 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,869 Your mother and I spent all night 69 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,472 preparing food and cooking for you. 70 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,341 So, no, you do not get to go to Disney at all. 71 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,110 This is an important life lesson you're learning. 72 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,078 "Thank you for working hard, Daddy." 73 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,548 Thanks for working hard, Daddy. 74 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,716 Too late. Too late. 75 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,951 Go see Mommy. Okay? 76 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,387 Oh! [ Chuckles ] 77 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,657 No. I was in the right here, right? 78 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,760 [ Laughter ] 79 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,564 That -- It's gonna make an impact. 80 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,199 That's a core memory for her right now -- 81 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,201 when she had tickets and they were taken away from her. 82 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,537 [ Laughter ] 83 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,872 You wouldn't have done it that way? 84 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,174 Yeah. 85 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,743 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 86 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,612 How'd you think that was gonna go? 87 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,280 You weren't trying to talk her into your point of view at all. 88 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,015 You don't disrespect Father. 89 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,283 [ Laughter ] 90 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,052 Jesus. That was brutal. 91 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,421 Excuse me. Excuse me. Sure. 92 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:43,956 I want to surprise my daughter. 93 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,457 I have tickets to Disney. 94 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,059 I'm gonna hide the tickets right there, 95 00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:48,860 and when she comes back, I'm gonna surprise her with them. 96 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,395 I was wondering if you could just take my phone 97 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,064 and record it for a moment. Sure. 98 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,932 Thank you. [ Laughter ] 99 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,534 Anyone wants to be a part of this. Everybody wants to be 100 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,269 part of a happy moment. That's right. 101 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:59,304 Here she comes. [ Indistinct ] 102 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,039 Okay, we're next, but I want to ask you, 103 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,040 what is this? 104 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,842 I don't know what that is. 105 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,344 You should open it up. 106 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:08,313 Tickets to Disney? [ Laughs ] 107 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,749 That's two tickets to Disney. Aah! 108 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,584 "You don't get them 'cause you quit accordion." 109 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,419 Here's the thing. Okay. 110 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:16,588 Remember when Dad got you an accordion 111 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,790 and it cost a lot of money 112 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,226 and then you stopped playing the accordion? 113 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:24,196 So, we have to learn to commit to things, 114 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:27,799 and it's just to teach you a lesson... 115 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:31,603 about -- about sticking with things that we try. 116 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:34,039 So now we have an accordion at home that I can't return, 117 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:36,275 it's collecting dust, so now we can't... 118 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,909 [ Pop! ] ...go to Disney. 119 00:04:38,012 --> 00:04:40,279 [ Laughter ] 120 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,780 So I'm not going to Disney? 121 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,415 We're not going to Disney. 122 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:46,551 Okay? [ Laughter ] 123 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:49,988 [ Indistinct ] Oh, my God. She just got what's going on. 124 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:53,458 I love you. Melana, "But the accordion hurt my little fingers." 125 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,894 I love you -- The accordion hurt my little fingers. 126 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,195 [ Laughter ] 127 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,431 The accordion hurt Daddy's wallet, so... 128 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,799 You understand? Yeah. 129 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,367 Just -- Just tell Mommy that we'll be right there. 130 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:05,203 I'm getting number 97. Okay? I'll be right back. 131 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,875 I was trying to teach her a lesson because I bought her -- 132 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:14,346 I bought her an accordion. 133 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,015 Yeah. And the accordion was $700. 134 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,383 It was used. Yeah. Oh, my God. 135 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,751 And she stopped playing it. 136 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,653 And I need to teach her that 137 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,323 we need to stick with the things that we promise. 138 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,327 Yeah. You wouldn't have done it that way? 139 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,295 Okay. 140 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,064 [ Laughter ] 141 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,066 So I just figured I'd buy the tickets to Disney, 142 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:37,135 then snatch them back so she understands how life works. 143 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,838 [ Laughter ] Murr: That's a lot. 144 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,274 Alright, Q. Alright, alright, alright, alright. 145 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,875 Here we go. Here we go. Just do it. 146 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,844 Alright. Sal: You seem nervous. 147 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,612 [ Laughs ] Oh, my God. 148 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,881 That was not good. Oh, my God, dude. 149 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,651 How dare you speak the way you spoke up here? 150 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,053 That's -- I feel like I'm doing a cartwheel. 151 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,455 You did not. 152 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,989 Excuse me, sir. Yeah. 153 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,524 Hey, I'm Brian. How you doing? 154 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:00,659 How you doing? Can I get your help with something? 155 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:01,793 I want to -- I'm trying to -- 156 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,161 About to surprise my daughter, 157 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,563 and I was wondering if you could film it for me. 158 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:05,997 Yeah. Yeah? It'll be real quick. 159 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,366 Head back in, Melana. 160 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,533 Sal: She's behind you. Here she comes. 161 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,802 Hey, sweetheart. How you doing? 162 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,637 Melana: Good. Hey. What's that, bud? 163 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,873 Tickets to Disney?! 164 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,943 Yeah! Yay! 165 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,178 So exciting! 166 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,481 Now, here's the thing. Murr: "You'll get these..." 167 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,749 You'll get these... 168 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,717 "...when you learn to stand up for yourself." 169 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,752 ...when you... 170 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,854 uh... [ Laughs ] 171 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,223 Oh, she's making you look bad, bro. 172 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,877 Melana: Tickets to Disney?! 173 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,011 Murr: "You'll get these..." 174 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,279 You'll get these... 175 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,947 "...when you learn to stand up for yourself." 176 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:59,217 ...when you learn to stand up for yourself. 177 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,253 Tear 'em up, Q. See, because the problem -- 178 00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:03,989 What I'm telling you with -- with the online bullying 179 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,158 is that you gotta stand up for yourself. 180 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,326 Mickey Mouse isn't gonna let you in there if you don't -- 181 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:09,628 if you don't stand up for yourself. 182 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,797 So, we're not going to Disney? 183 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:14,266 Not yet, no. No, not until -- 184 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:16,268 Not until you stand up for yourself a little bit more. 185 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:18,336 You go give that to Mommy. She'll understand. 186 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,005 Woman: Come here one minute. 187 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,973 Before you go anywhere... 188 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,475 when I was your age... 189 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,378 Oh! 190 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:37,923 [ Laughter ] Aah! 191 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,091 She's literally demonstrating on her! 192 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:43,895 We made up, we're both 70 years old, 193 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,697 and we're still friends. 194 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,866 Murr and Sal: Wow! So... 195 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,235 "So, Dad, I should beat this girl up?" 196 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,571 So, Dad, should I beat this girl up? 197 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,539 Yeah! Oh, shoot, yeah. 198 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,441 Yeah! You go for it. 199 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,509 [ Laughter ] 200 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,878 Get on her and you boom, boom, boom. 201 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,981 She's giving her techniques on how to choke her out! 202 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,817 You take 'em and you go like this to their ears. 203 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,186 Oh, well, we're definitely gonna go to Disney now. 204 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,288 That's what I'm talking about! 205 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,624 [ Ding! ] Murr: He's raising a winner. 206 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,494 Narrator: Murr and Sal won't be going to Disney 207 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,864 because they're headed to the loser board. 208 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,665 Today we are taking part in a focus group 209 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,701 where we're going to be volunteering 210 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:25,737 to be the official note taker using this laptop. 211 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,939 The catch is that laptop will be controlled by the other guys 212 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,040 from behind the scenes. 213 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,876 If the notes get too hot to handle 214 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,211 and you close that laptop, you lose. 215 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,379 [ Laptop lid slams ] 216 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,485 Hi. My name is John. This is a focus group today. 217 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,988 I did want to ask if somebody was willing to take notes. 218 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,490 Yeah. I'm a good typer. That'd be excellent. 219 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:46,858 Alright. Thank you. 220 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,893 Alright. Murr is in. 221 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,261 John: First question. 222 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,830 Do you think that society has gotten more 223 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,633 or less polite since you were younger? 224 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:59,704 As far as politeness... Type, Murr. 225 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:03,808 Woman: Decorum. They lack decorum. They have no class. 226 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,044 You know, our generation was -- [ Laughter ] 227 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,146 [ Indistinct ] 228 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,015 ...in their pajamas or whatever. 229 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,449 We didn't just come out wearing pajamas. 230 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,552 [ Chuckling ] 231 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,820 I might think that somebody speaks this 232 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,255 and they speaks that. 233 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,824 You know, they have Spanish, they have Africans, 234 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,760 they have... 235 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:26,698 [ Indistinct ] 236 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,801 Q: [ Chuckles ] "Dude equals possible mute." 237 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,173 It's, um... 238 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,676 [ Indistinct ] 239 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,077 But I moved to the Bronx. 240 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,613 Like you said, everybody's speaking languages. 241 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,215 [ Laughter ] 242 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:45,383 Sal: Alright. Now we got this guy. 243 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,851 And what about you, sir? 244 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,554 Yeah. We haven't heard anything. It's been -- You've been silent. 245 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,489 Well, I've been being polite and letting people speak. 246 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,758 Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Where are you from? 247 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,360 I live in Harlem now. Woman #2: You live in Harlem now? 248 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,062 Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 249 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,164 You're from Harlem. You have some stories. Let's hear them. 250 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,700 John: Just to keep it -- Just, you know, focusing in. 251 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,034 Like, I'm happy to talk about that, 252 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,402 but again, along the lines of 253 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,137 how do you think society is polite? 254 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,740 [ Laughter ] 255 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,843 [ Indistinct conversation, laughter ] 256 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,382 Q: Man, he stuck with it. 257 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,284 Alright, I'm so sorry to interrupt you, 258 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,819 but you're the moderator running this. 259 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,587 And, like, this is not... 260 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,888 Murr, you deleting. You're deleting. 261 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,390 ...like, notes. 262 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,958 John: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not really watching. What's that? 263 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,960 I was trying to follow along. I'm doing -- 264 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,962 Well, he's assessing someone else's race 265 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,597 or where they're from. 266 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,866 It's just so beyond to me. I didn't get any direction. 267 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,701 I'm just trying to do the best I could. I'm sorry, so -- 268 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,604 John: "Now this. This is a fun little hairstyle." 269 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,406 What was that in reference to? 270 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,907 I guess it must be me. 271 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:45,343 [ Laughter ] 272 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,414 I wasn't coached on this. I am human. 273 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,216 I do feel a little bit like I'm getting bullied. 274 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,119 And can I just say how ironic it is that the straight, white, 275 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,920 middle-aged, balding man at the table 276 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,356 is the one throwing out terms like "bullying." I'm not s-- 277 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,457 I'm not straight. 278 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,292 [ Laughter ] 279 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,928 Anyway, if we could just, like, get this going. 280 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,263 John: Yeah. Okay. 281 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,665 How do you think cellphones have impacted 282 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,266 social norms in your lifetime? 283 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:12,037 Woman: Well, what's unusual about us... 284 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,139 Q: Oh! [ Chuckles nervously ] 285 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,641 [ Laughter ] 286 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,877 How many times do I have to close this? 287 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,047 How many times before this does anything? 288 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,416 [ Laughter ] 289 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,584 Murr: Here we go. John: Alright. 290 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,721 How do you think cellphones have impacted social norms? 291 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,558 My son doesn't even -- Like, if he has a math problem, 292 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,959 he's not gonna do it hisself. 293 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,394 He's gonna use the phone to do it. 294 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,029 Q: Type. I thank God that they -- 295 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,165 that they started taking these phones and stuff 296 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,667 away inside the schools now because -- 297 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,669 Just write "jerk." [ Laughs ] 298 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:47,072 Just write "jerk." 299 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,907 Uh, I'm sorry to stop you, 300 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,443 but, like, some of your stuff that you're writing 301 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,112 is not very nice. 302 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,714 [ Snorts ] Yeah. 303 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,182 [ Laughter ] 304 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,284 I agree with both of them, actually. 305 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,685 Oh, I got one for her. I got one for her. 306 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,253 If I don't know something, 307 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,489 I could just go up to my phone and google it, 308 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,725 or I could ask Siri, I could ask -- 309 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,528 But then it's something that I already knew... 310 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,330 Change the font color while you're at it. 311 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:16,067 [ Laughter ] 312 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,503 Social norm is having your cellphone out, 313 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,573 being on, you know, social media -- 314 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:23,842 Okay. [ Chuckles ] She got him. 315 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,277 Really? [ Laughter ] 316 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,278 Really? 317 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,481 [ Laughter ] 318 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,882 Murr: Deal with that, Sal! 319 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,953 [ Laughter ] 320 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,455 You okay? Yes. 321 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:38,723 Um... 322 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,558 I can't believe he kept it open. 323 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,626 I know. I got a good -- 324 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:43,027 Lillybeth. [ Clears throat ] 325 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,764 Cynthia, has tipping culture gotten out of hand? 326 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,967 I don't think that it's -- it's become a problem. Murr: Start typing, Sal. 327 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,103 ...I could say, but it's more accessible... 328 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,738 We got Lillybeth on the computer. 329 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,939 [ Mouths ] I know. 330 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,509 [ Laughter ] 331 00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,912 Hey, I'm sorry. It's Spanish, I believe. 332 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,380 Yeah, it's Spanish. I don't speak Spanish myself. 333 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,349 Can you translate that? 334 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,416 Sí. 335 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,485 [ Laughter ] 336 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,387 I did this. So this is, uh... 337 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,156 I know. I know. I speak Spanish. 338 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,857 Oh, there you go. So you know. I know. 339 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,826 I just wanted to know why would you put it in Spanish? 340 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,227 Uh, you said you were Spanish. 341 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,030 I just said that now, but when I was talking... 342 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,532 [ Laughter ] 343 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,167 Murr: "I assumed. I assumed." 344 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,637 Man: I mean, unless you get exceptional service 345 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,205 at this point, I'm not even... 346 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,873 [ Laughter ] 347 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,577 I mean, I'm sorry. I don't get tips. 348 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,481 Uh, so, you know, 349 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,149 at this point, 350 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,051 I'm not even saying acceptable service... 351 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,554 [ Laughter ] That's a 50/50. 352 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,022 Man #2: But, I mean, I wouldn't go somewhere 353 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,290 where you're sitting down and eating 354 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,825 and you really don't have a tip. 355 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,161 [ Laughter ] 356 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,764 Does anybody else want to talk about tipping culture at all? 357 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,399 I think what's happening is I think that 358 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,702 that the corporations are cutting wages to these employees, 359 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,638 and that's getting passed on to consumers. 360 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,540 Traditionally, you'd have a meal -- 361 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,108 I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt you. 362 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,176 I'm just -- Yeah. 363 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,046 No. Oh, that was on auto... uh... 364 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,914 [ Laughter ] 365 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,482 [ Ding! ] Q and Murr: Good job, Sal. 366 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:12,817 Q: Good job, buddy. 367 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,285 Alright, Q. 368 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,254 If you ran your own business, 369 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,623 what boundaries would you implement? 370 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,558 Definitely communication is key 371 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,427 and just adhering to schedules, you know? 372 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,928 Type, type, type. 373 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,065 Because I have in the past. I'm a freelance [indistinct]. 374 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,533 So... 375 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,435 [ Laughter ] 376 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,870 I think we can move on to the next one. 377 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,439 Just what's one small change you've made 378 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,108 that's greatly improved your work-life balance? 379 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,276 Keep typing. Keep typing. 380 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,311 Man: Try to do, like, one extra thing. 381 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,680 I generally work very fast. 382 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,616 [ Murr laughs ] 383 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,751 How do you manage stress? 384 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,020 I eat. I'm a stress eater, I am. 385 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,190 Okay. Trust me. I'm seriously like a 300-pound man. 386 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,093 I don't manage it very well. 387 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,861 Like, I don't sleep when I'm stressed. 388 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,330 So that's a problem. It doesn't matter if, um... 389 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,999 [ Murr laughs ] 390 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,600 It'll just make me feel groggy. 391 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,370 So that's why I'd like to manage my stress. 392 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,973 [ Laughter ] 393 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,376 Why am I TLC? [ Laughter ] 394 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,077 Because I met Chilli. 395 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,713 She said I was certified not a scrub when I met her. 396 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,049 Did she really? She did. She did. 397 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,350 You remind me of her. Oh, okay. 398 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,486 So, um... [ Laughter ] 399 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,955 Uh, what are some items or hobbies 400 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,557 that truly add value to your daily life? 401 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,226 Alrighty. Start typing. Q. 402 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,329 [ Indistinct conversation ] 403 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,066 Q, you've lost control of the computer. 404 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,301 John: Is everything alright? 405 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,069 Q: I guess I put the font up too high. 406 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,405 Alright. As long as... [ Chuckles ] TLC. 407 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,773 We're back at TLC. 408 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,575 It's coming through. I mean, I'm so embarrassed. 409 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,111 How do you maintain a strong connection with your friends 410 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,379 as you get older? 411 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,781 Murr: Go ahead. Type. Q. 412 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,450 I've had a hard time, like, keeping connections. 413 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,953 [ Laughter ] 414 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,554 Q: I think I -- I think... 415 00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,024 ♪♪ 416 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,711 Murr: Go ahead. Type. Q. 417 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,513 Woman: I'm having a hard time, like, keeping connections. 418 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,717 [ Laughter ] 419 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,552 Oh, shit. I went to put a thumbs-up. 420 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,120 I'm so sorry. John: It's not a thumbs-up. 421 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,621 I'm so sorry. Um... 422 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,790 I read a -- an interview with a sociopath. 423 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,058 Murr: Keep hitting. One key. 424 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,893 And I was like, "Man, if a sociopath 425 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,262 can get out of the house and go see friends, 426 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,864 I should be able to do it." 427 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,567 That's like I forced myself to join this community garden. 428 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,235 Like, I really was skeptical. Yeah! 429 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,205 But I was like, I need other people in my life, you know? 430 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,507 [ Sal laughs ] 431 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,908 John: Yeah, that makes sense. 432 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,044 Szeluga, let's go over the last few pages of notes. 433 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,513 Can we go over just some of the last few pages of the...? 434 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,582 Yeah, sure. Alright. 435 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,283 That was supposed to be a thumbs-up. 436 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,718 That was supposed to be a thumbs-up. 437 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,054 I really thought these were thumbs-up. 438 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,689 Is this your laptop? [ Ding! ] 439 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,091 Sal: Good for you, buddy. Good for you. Murr: Great job, buddy. 440 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:11,095 Narrator: According to these notes, Murr is tonight's big loser. 441 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,298 Well, Murr lost, 442 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,334 and we're here at Pine Restaurant in the Bronx, 443 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,835 of all places, for your punishment. 444 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,471 Murray, you have been a waiter, a busser, 445 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,140 a pirate, a ferret. 446 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,410 Today you'll be up and down and over and out working as a valet. 447 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,512 Got it. Let me guess. I'm messing with people's cars? 448 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,480 Yes! Yes! 449 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,349 That's the valet ticket. Whose Camry is this? 450 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,453 Sal: Alright, here we go. Murr: Alright, here we go. Here we go, guys. 451 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,721 Cars pulling up. Q: Yeah. 452 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,156 [ Chuckling nervously ] 453 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,391 Murr, before they leave the car, 454 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,261 you need to take pictures of the entire vehicle for damage, 455 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,164 and you need them in every photo you take. 456 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,399 Hi, guys. Welcome to The Pine. 457 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,600 Let me come around here, sir, and give you a ticket. 458 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,369 Come on over. 459 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,703 I do have to do a quick inspection of the car, 460 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,072 if you don't mind, make sure there's no damage. 461 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,641 So just, uh -- You can stay in the shot. 462 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,543 This way we know it's your car. That's it. 463 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,078 Great. That's the front. Come around here to the side. 464 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,646 We are not responsible. 465 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,347 You see the little dings over here? I'm not responsible. 466 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,415 What dings? Right there. 467 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,983 You see that? That's not on us. 468 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,218 That? 469 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,553 Take the two of them together by the ding. 470 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:11,055 I just need proof, legally, that you acknowledge 471 00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,957 that that was there. [ Laughter ] 472 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,759 That's another ding. There is not a ding. 473 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,595 Get in it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Man, that's not on us. 474 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,464 Thank you. 475 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,165 So, sir, I mean, if you want me to do anything else. 476 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,400 "There's nothing I won't do for you." 477 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,701 There is nothing I won't do for you. 478 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,236 "All of me is at your disposal." 479 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,671 "All of me is at your disposal." [ Laughter ] 480 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,873 All of me is at your disposal. 481 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:32,110 [ Laughter ] 482 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,812 Murr, jump into their car. 483 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,683 [ Car horn honks] 484 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,419 [ Laughter ] 485 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,520 Hey, Murr. Yeah? 486 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,055 In the little valet area over there, 487 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,690 there's a piece of paper I put in there. 488 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,192 Okay. That is the female driver waiver. 489 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,027 Okay. 490 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,796 "I understand and accept that allowing 491 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,433 a woman to operate my vehicle carries inherent risks." 492 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,801 [ Laughter ] 493 00:18:56,903 --> 00:19:00,838 Oh, my God. Oh, geez. 494 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,441 Oh, yes, indeed. Of course. 495 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,976 Here's your ticket. Thank you. 496 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,778 One thing to note. We, uh... 497 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,280 Now, and I want to preface this 498 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,483 by saying I understand the irony, 499 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,786 but, uh, we do require now for anybody valeting 500 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,088 that you sign this, uh, 501 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,323 female valet driver authorization 502 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,025 and liability waiver. 503 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,494 Yeah, I know. I understand the irony. 504 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,230 "Yeah, one of the gals just became a valet." 505 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,233 You know what it is? One of the gals just became a valet. 506 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,701 This has got to be a joke. 507 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,370 "It's no joke. We really promoted her." 508 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,272 We just -- It's not a joke. We just promoted her. 509 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,574 And, you know, she wanted to do it for a while. 510 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,509 You have to sign this, that you understand 511 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,611 that "allowing a woman to operate my vehicle 512 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,480 carries inherent risks, including..." 513 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,849 So we can -- We just -- [ Stammering ] 514 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,884 [ Laughter ] 515 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,058 I know, right? You see, I see all these kids go run by. 516 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,526 "What do you got, a 10-speed?" 517 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,261 What do you got, a 10-sp-- 518 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,596 You got a 10-speed? What do you ride? 519 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,766 "How often do you scoot places?" 520 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,935 How often do you scoot someplace? 521 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,237 When the weather's good, maybe twice a week. 522 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,872 "I'm a little busy, so scoot inside." 523 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,240 Really. 524 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,842 [ Laughter ] I'll tell you what. 525 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,444 [ Nervous laughter ] 526 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,479 I don't think I have the guts for this show anymore. 527 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,014 I'll tell you what. I'm a little -- 528 00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,418 I tell you what, though, I'm a little busy, 529 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,253 so if you could scoot inside, it'd be great. Oh, okay. 530 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,754 [ Laughter ] 531 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,756 Here. Let me get that for you. 532 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,258 [ Laughter ] Aww. 533 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,960 How was dinner? How was -- Good? Hey, alright, alright. 534 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,461 Oh, here we go. Great. Murr, 535 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,063 just stare at the ticket. 536 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,898 In about 10 seconds, look at him and go, 537 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,233 "It's gone." 538 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,270 ♪♪ 539 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,838 It's gone. Okay. 540 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,774 [ Laughter ] 541 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,545 I know you're not going to believe this... 542 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,614 "Firearm discharged in your vehicle." 543 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:54,352 ...but a firearm discharged in your vehicle. 544 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:56,654 It's a whole thing. What? 545 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,055 I didn't want -- Are you joking? 546 00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,757 No, I am not. How do I get home? 547 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,125 Well... 548 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,394 [ Laughter ] 549 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,416 I know you're not going to believe this. 550 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,886 A firearm discharged in your vehicle. 551 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,688 How do I get home? Well, uh... 552 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,189 "Well, we'll [bleep] figure it out." 553 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,458 We'll [bleep] figure it out. We'll [bleep] figure it out. 554 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,261 [ Laughter ] 555 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,196 [ Indistinct ] 556 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,831 "It's not green?" Wait, it wasn't green? 557 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,433 No. Sal and Q: "Oh!" 558 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,734 A green RAV4. 559 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:44,869 You were the gray one? Man: Yes. 560 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,203 Ah! You're fine! 561 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,638 Anyways, we'll get the car right over. 562 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,939 How was dinner? 563 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,609 [ Laughter ] Right? 564 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,844 Murr, there's a Segway back there. 565 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,346 I want you to hop on it, 566 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,448 and I need you to be in motion the entire time 567 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,251 you help the next person. [ Laughs ] Oh, no. 568 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,086 A Murr in motion has to stay in motion. 569 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,954 Oh, my God. Hi, guys. 570 00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,623 Are you here for dinner tonight at The Pine? 571 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,858 Here's your claim ticket. What time is your reservation, sir? 572 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:08,993 I don't have one. 573 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,761 Oh, you don't have a reservation? 574 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,396 Okay. Ma'am, welcome to The Pine. 575 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,532 Murr, go through the cones like it's an obstacle course. 576 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,267 You've been here before? Great. 577 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,569 Let me just get your... 578 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,937 Let me -- Watch out. 579 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,238 I'm just gonna check for dings right here. 580 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,373 "Quick question, Papa." 581 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,008 Quick que-- [ Laughs ] 582 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,876 Quick question, Papa. 583 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,411 "When you're ready to retrieve the car..." 584 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,946 When you're ready to retrieve the car... 585 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,815 "...how will I know which key is yours?" 586 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,751 ...how will I know which key is yours? 587 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,488 Oh, the keys are -- The keys are in the car. 588 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,056 What do they look like? 589 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,891 Yeah, sure, if you don't mind. That'd be great. 590 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,526 Go up to her. Go up to her. Go to her. 591 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,562 "Quick question, Mama." Quick question, Mama. 592 00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:47,098 Quick question, Mama. Quick question. 593 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,799 "When you're ready to retrieve your car..." 594 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,468 When you're ready to get in your car... 595 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,070 "...how will I know which key is yours?" 596 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,005 ...how will I know which key is yours? 597 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:57,875 Q: Stay in motion. Are those the keys? 598 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,077 Because it has [indistinct]. Okay. Yeah. 599 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:01,779 Let me just grab -- Let me just grab those real quick. 600 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,315 Right here, sir. 601 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,217 How will I know which keys are yours, though, sir? 602 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:07,852 Look at his face. 603 00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:09,487 Here we go. Ah, you missed it again. 604 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,622 Let's just -- Just here, and... 605 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:12,656 Papa. 606 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,126 [ Laughter ] 607 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,427 Hey, Mike Cast, 608 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,229 could you go out and loiter around Murray? 609 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:20,631 Just stand and, like, just stare at the street. 610 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,133 Murray. Yeah? 611 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,501 Look to you're right. 612 00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,471 [ Laughter ] 613 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,207 You gotta find out where the next person's going, 614 00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:32,476 and you have to get 'em to give Mike Cast a ride 615 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,211 because he's going to the same place. 616 00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,646 It's impossible. 617 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,149 If you do that, then the punishment's over. 618 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,652 1,000%. Of course. There you go. 619 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,387 Where are you guys coming from? Where are you headed? 620 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,056 What part? Woman: Across town. 621 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:47,858 Across town? Oh, perfect. 622 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,829 So perfect. Um... 623 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,032 [ Laughter ] 624 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,236 Y-You see the, uh, the gentleman over there? 625 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,939 He's the neighborhood walkabout. 626 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,407 Um... Q: "Any chance?" 627 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:04,542 Look at her eyes. 628 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,277 Look at her eyes. Any chance...? 629 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:08,078 I mean, you guys are going that way. 630 00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:10,080 Mike, start walking over towards the car, 631 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,550 like -- like the deal's been accepted. 632 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,851 [ Laughs ] 633 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,787 Yeah, so, I mean, he's a -- he's a great guy. 634 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,522 He's a great guy. 635 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,257 Thanks for the ride. Mike -- Yeah, yeah. 636 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,693 Thanks for the ride. So, Mike, the open seat is right over there, buddy. 637 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,196 Okay. You cool if I suck on this pot? 638 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:28,032 Yeah, he's gonna smoke out the window. It's okay. 639 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,633 Right, Mike, "No, I'm driving." 640 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:30,935 I'm driving, right? 641 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,471 No, no, no, no, no, no. You're going across town. 642 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,573 Let me check on the chicken parm. 643 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:38,442 One second. Oh, hey, guys. 644 00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:40,244 Mike, just go, "You guys party?" 645 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,779 Mike: Do you guys party? 646 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,014 Q: In the back seat of the car. [ Laughter ] 647 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,083 Alright, Mike, you be safe, buddy. Okay? 648 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,085 [ Laughter ] 649 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,989 Mike: Right on. Across town! 650 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:53,557 [ Laughter ] 651 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,793 Q: Good work. Oh, my God, dude. 652 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:57,761 Oh, man. That was great.