1 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,269 Hey, everybody! 2 00:00:04,290 --> 00:00:06,030 It's March, and as always, 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,280 everyone's talking about basketball. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,050 So this year, we're getting into the b-ball spirit 5 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:12,000 with the first ever "Impractical Jokers" 6 00:00:12,019 --> 00:00:13,070 fantasy draft. 7 00:00:13,089 --> 00:00:15,039 I'm here with Orlando Magic stars, 8 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:17,160 Terrence Ross and Mo Bamba. 9 00:00:17,179 --> 00:00:19,109 And we'll be creating our very own 10 00:00:19,129 --> 00:00:21,140 "Impractical Jokers" franchise. 11 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,089 That's right. Stick around! 12 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:25,289 We got more fun because it starts right now. 13 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:29,199 ♪♪ 14 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:30,250 Hey, everybody! I'm Joey Fatone. 15 00:00:30,269 --> 00:00:33,060 And I'm here at Graffiti Junktion in Orlando 16 00:00:33,079 --> 00:00:34,289 with two of the Magic's finest -- 17 00:00:35,009 --> 00:00:37,100 Mo Bamba and Terrence Ross. 18 00:00:37,119 --> 00:00:39,049 Feeling good, gentlemen? -Yes, sir. 19 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:40,070 You guys are fans of the show. 20 00:00:40,090 --> 00:00:41,270 What's one of your favorite moments? 21 00:00:41,289 --> 00:00:42,270 For me, it's when Sal threw the chicken nugget 22 00:00:42,289 --> 00:00:44,070 and almost the guy, 23 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:46,039 and then the guy came running into his store, like, 24 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:47,289 "Bring me the guy who threw the chicken nugget". 25 00:00:48,009 --> 00:00:49,270 Terrence, what do you think? 26 00:00:49,289 --> 00:00:52,049 Uh, probably the very first episode -- 27 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:53,200 the White Castle stare down. 28 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,030 Just the minute-long stare down. 29 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:57,270 [ Laughs ] 30 00:00:57,289 --> 00:00:59,130 That's a great episode. 31 00:00:59,149 --> 00:01:01,159 All right, so what we're doing here today is creating 32 00:01:01,179 --> 00:01:04,019 our very own "Impractical Jokers" franchise 33 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,159 from top to bottom. 34 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:06,219 Now we already have our players. 35 00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:08,099 -Yeah! -Sal, Joe, Murr, and Q. 36 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,250 But so much more goes into a team. 37 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:13,060 We'll need uniforms, a mascot, a sponsor, 38 00:01:13,079 --> 00:01:14,239 and much more. 39 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,189 All right. So let's come up with a name. 40 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,019 Now calling them the Impractical Jokers, 41 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:20,039 of course, is too obvious, but let's come up 42 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,180 with something that captures 43 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,159 the spirit of the guys and the show. 44 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:25,030 I was actually thinking about one. 45 00:01:25,049 --> 00:01:26,189 -Okay? -How about the Slam Gunks? 46 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,019 The Slam Gunks like Tony Gunk? 47 00:01:28,039 --> 00:01:30,200 Tony Gunk -- ace reporter on the beat. 48 00:01:30,219 --> 00:01:32,159 Kind of like that? Terrence, what about you? 49 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:33,219 Cranjis McBasketball. 50 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,009 You like Cranjis McBasketball? 51 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:37,060 -I love it. -Cranjis McBasketball? 52 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:40,259 Cranjis McBasketball? 53 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,210 [ Laughter ] 54 00:01:42,229 --> 00:01:44,109 So another one I think we can probably do is 55 00:01:44,129 --> 00:01:45,270 I think when Joe was on the tram... 56 00:01:45,289 --> 00:01:47,219 -Hm. -...he was Captain Fatbelly. 57 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,150 -Aah. -Yeah, yeah. 58 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:50,280 So they're like Cap-- maybe Fat Fatbelly, 59 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:51,229 and then they'd have like the motto, it's like, "Yeah, do it!" 60 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:53,120 Both: "Suck it!" 61 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,219 Exactly. I think that's a good one. 62 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,280 -That is. -That one is. 63 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,219 Should we do that with the Fat -- Fatbellies? 64 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,069 -Fatbellies. -So Fatbellies it is. 65 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:01,079 Love it. Now we're gonna be talking about uniforms. 66 00:02:01,099 --> 00:02:02,280 Of course, you guys are the experts on that kind of thing. 67 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,150 What are you looking for in a uniform? 68 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:05,189 To me, it's comfort. 69 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,090 Just have a light jersey and being able to get up 70 00:02:07,109 --> 00:02:08,150 and down a floor easy. 71 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,069 I like to wear, you know, arm sleeves, head bands, 72 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:12,139 all that, so I like to look nice when I'm out there. 73 00:02:12,159 --> 00:02:14,229 -Yeah. -But I mean it's whatever catches the eye. 74 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:17,099 Does that help you out as far as the sleeves and the headband? 75 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,159 I mean, the headband, of course, for sweating if you need it. 76 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,000 No. 77 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:22,020 But what is it, like compression or does it keep you warm or... 78 00:02:22,039 --> 00:02:23,039 Sweat is a big thing. Yes. 79 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,139 And also, yeah... -Just wipe the shorts. 80 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:25,199 You can just wipe your hands off. 81 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:27,009 Just wipe? [ Laughs ] 82 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:28,259 So with the jerseys, of course, and the shorts -- 83 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,090 those are all important elements. 84 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,090 But, to me, the most important thing to me about a uniform 85 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:35,000 is it's instantly recognizable. 86 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,189 So let's take a look at some of the guys' 87 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:39,079 most eye-catching looks from over the years to see 88 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:41,000 if anything strikes our fancy. 89 00:02:42,099 --> 00:02:43,150 Whoa! 90 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:45,060 [ Laughing ] 91 00:02:45,079 --> 00:02:48,289 Man: You're about to wrestle, bitch! 92 00:02:49,009 --> 00:02:50,000 Get away from me! Get away from me! 93 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:52,219 You -- you -- -Get him! 94 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,159 [ Laughing ] 95 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:57,120 [ Bells jingling ] 96 00:02:57,139 --> 00:03:00,009 Bust a move, buddy! 97 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:02,090 This is not what ring girls wear. 98 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:04,090 Joe: Do a little hump! 99 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,229 -Oh! -His leg! 100 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,069 Genie does as you wish! 101 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,210 [ Laughter ] 102 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,000 [ Bleep ] 103 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:13,120 Am I Dracula?! 104 00:03:13,139 --> 00:03:15,250 -Oh, my God. -[ Laughing ] Yes! 105 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:18,030 Pop that real quick? Pop that, honey? 106 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:19,170 [ Laughter ] 107 00:03:19,189 --> 00:03:22,000 Sal: It's grotesque! 108 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,129 [ Laughter ] 109 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:25,189 Joey: That was great. 110 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:27,210 I mean, there's a lot of different costumes, 111 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:28,240 but, man, what was it? 112 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:30,000 Q? 113 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,099 I loved his -- his outfit as, uh, Peter Pan. 114 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,259 That could be a good one. We could maybe have that. 115 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,020 -Can't forget the bumblebee. -Bumblebee's a good one, too. 116 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,099 That was hilarious. 117 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,090 Uh, another one which I thought was really classy is 118 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,189 when Murr actually had his little shorts as the cowboy, 119 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,280 when he went and did the stripper dance. 120 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,020 That's good taste. 121 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:45,159 For the Jokers, that's gonna be fun to wear. 122 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,150 And it's light, no shirt, shorts. 123 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:49,069 Shirts and skins, I like it. 124 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:52,110 So Murr's cowboy outfit from his thunder from down under. 125 00:03:52,129 --> 00:03:54,250 Done! Next on the docket is the home court. 126 00:03:54,270 --> 00:03:56,039 That's right. 127 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,210 Of course, we need a place for the Jokers to play. 128 00:03:57,229 --> 00:03:59,219 I definitely want to start by nominating the supermarket, 129 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,280 because you know what? 130 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Most supermarket challenges are slam dunks. 131 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:03,289 Let's take a look. 132 00:04:04,009 --> 00:04:07,030 Murr: Oh, my God! It's insane! 133 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:09,020 This guy -- he's trying to get out! 134 00:04:09,039 --> 00:04:11,039 Ooh, ooh. 135 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:14,199 [ Shouting, laughing ] 136 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:17,189 Where the [bleep] did they put the macaroni? 137 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:20,050 [ Laughter ] 138 00:04:20,069 --> 00:04:22,240 Parkour! 139 00:04:22,259 --> 00:04:24,160 Oh, shit! Whoo. Whoa. 140 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,089 Say magical Mr. Mistoffelees! 141 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:27,220 Say magical Mr. Mistoffelees! 142 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,259 It's Larry! Asparagus! 143 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,060 Lady! Larry! 144 00:04:31,079 --> 00:04:33,009 [ Laughter ] 145 00:04:33,029 --> 00:04:34,209 Q: Do it, Sal. Do it. You'll be my hero. 146 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,279 [ Dings ] 147 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,149 [ Shouting, cheering ] 148 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:40,240 [ Laughter ] 149 00:04:42,129 --> 00:04:48,240 [ Laughter ] 150 00:04:48,259 --> 00:04:51,029 [ Grunts ] 151 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:53,090 [ Laughter ] 152 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:55,019 [ Laughter ] 153 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,180 All right, so that was the supermarket. 154 00:04:56,199 --> 00:04:58,159 Mo, what place do you think they should be playing? 155 00:04:58,180 --> 00:04:59,259 I was actually thinking the park. 156 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:01,240 You know, if you think about just how long the show's 157 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,220 been and how many, you know, appearances they did 158 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,000 at the park... -Right. 159 00:05:05,019 --> 00:05:06,199 I mean, it's been there since Season 1. 160 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:08,009 Yeah, it's definitely been a staple, 161 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:09,209 so let's take a look at some clips of the park. 162 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:11,230 Let's do this, bitches. 163 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:14,060 [ Laughter ] 164 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:15,230 Sir, you volunteer for anything in the city? 165 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:17,139 You do? What kind of things do you volunteer for? 166 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,100 -Now. -Oh, my God, sorry. 167 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,209 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 168 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:25,029 -No, no! -So sorry about -- so sorry. 169 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:27,180 Q: There he goes. There he goes. 170 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:30,149 Murr: That's contact. He's got contact! 171 00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:33,040 Boom! Oh, yeah! 172 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,250 [ Laughter ] 173 00:05:34,269 --> 00:05:36,180 Let me trim these for ya real quick. 174 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:39,090 Okay, here's one. 175 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:41,040 [ Laughter ] 176 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:42,269 Toe touch! 177 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:44,069 Here you go, man. 178 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:46,209 -Wow, this is crazy. -I know. It's nuts. Take it. 179 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:48,170 There you go. Sweet. 180 00:05:48,189 --> 00:05:50,199 Oh, my God! He gave him the fish! 181 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:52,279 Beverages, refreshments, all that stuff, 182 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,120 and there is none of it right now! 183 00:05:55,139 --> 00:05:57,139 Now! 184 00:05:57,159 --> 00:05:59,060 [ Laughter ] 185 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:02,170 [ Laughter ] 186 00:06:02,189 --> 00:06:07,089 For one second, can I kiss your abs? 187 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,269 [ Smooches ] 188 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:12,029 That ends the story of you and I. 189 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:14,069 [ Laughter ] 190 00:06:14,089 --> 00:06:16,100 I mean, how can you not smile every time 191 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,180 you see clips like that? 192 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:19,240 Oh, what's a -- what's another good place? 193 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:21,139 We have the supermarket, we got the park. 194 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,240 The waiting room. The waiting room. 195 00:06:22,259 --> 00:06:23,290 See, I didn't think about that at first. 196 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,050 That is a good one because a lot of things 197 00:06:25,069 --> 00:06:26,040 do happen in that waiting room. 198 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:27,060 -Yeah, for sure. -Oh, yeah. 199 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:28,189 How are you? Great. Thank you. 200 00:06:28,209 --> 00:06:29,250 And do me a favor. 201 00:06:29,269 --> 00:06:31,209 Just stand there between the plant and the wall. 202 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:32,170 Thank you. 203 00:06:32,189 --> 00:06:34,100 [ Laughter ] 204 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,050 I'm sorry. I meant the other side of the plant. 205 00:06:36,069 --> 00:06:37,269 Between the chair and the plant, yes. 206 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:38,269 Thank you. 207 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,250 [ Laughter ] 208 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:42,189 I've been waiting until he got up. 209 00:06:42,209 --> 00:06:45,069 [ Inhales deeply ] 210 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,009 "Velcome." 211 00:06:47,029 --> 00:06:49,000 -You're here for an appointment? -Yes. 212 00:06:49,019 --> 00:06:51,000 Ah, right. Prince's brother. 213 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,149 Q: [ Laughing ] Oh! 214 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,029 Uh, let me have you fill this out, if that's okay. 215 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:57,139 [ Laughter ] 216 00:06:57,159 --> 00:06:58,240 Dusty Shidiz? 217 00:06:58,259 --> 00:07:00,160 -Goose Boils? -Mother Coconuts? 218 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:02,160 -Darcy O'Queef? -Disfatt Bidge. 219 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:05,040 -Enya Mouthhole? -Cranjis McBasketball? 220 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:06,250 I know. I know. I know. 221 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:08,089 Do I have any food allergies? 222 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:09,230 Peanuts. And Deez Nuts? 223 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,240 [ Laughs ] 224 00:07:10,259 --> 00:07:13,100 [ Screams ] 225 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,220 -Oh, my God. -It's yogurt. 226 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,290 It's an odd choice to eat of your fly. 227 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:20,220 [ Laughter ] 228 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:25,000 ♪♪ 229 00:07:25,019 --> 00:07:27,160 Excuse me one second, guys. 230 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,110 What the [bleep]? 231 00:07:29,129 --> 00:07:31,089 Yeah, we got a "What the [bleep]!" 232 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,240 [ Laughter ] 233 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:35,060 All right, so we got -- we got -- we got some options here. 234 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:37,000 We got the supermarket, we got the park, 235 00:07:37,019 --> 00:07:38,079 and we got the waiting room. 236 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,149 What are you guys thinking? 237 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:41,050 -I'm thinking waiting room now. -Yeah? 238 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:43,000 Because if you think, like, in the NBA, 239 00:07:43,019 --> 00:07:45,060 you think tough places to play, and it's a tough place to -- 240 00:07:45,079 --> 00:07:47,000 to -- to act out. -To maneuver, right. 241 00:07:47,019 --> 00:07:48,259 'Cause close quarters, so I'm -- I'm -- 242 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:50,009 I'm thinking waiting room. 243 00:07:50,029 --> 00:07:51,209 -No, for sure, waiting room. -Really? 244 00:07:51,230 --> 00:07:52,290 -Yeah. -Waiting room it is, people. 245 00:07:53,009 --> 00:07:54,079 I like it. I like it. 246 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,149 All right, our fantasy team is really shaping up, 247 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:58,000 but we got to take a quick break. 248 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,100 Do not go anywhere, all right? 249 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,100 So Mo, what size is your shoe? 250 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,199 It's just 16. 251 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:04,230 Oh, just a 16? 252 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,120 Just a 16. 253 00:08:06,139 --> 00:08:09,069 Yeah, I'm not going into the pool, guys. I'll take the loss. 254 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,100 I know that you don't want to go in the pool. 255 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,110 I know that you don't want to go in the pool. 256 00:08:13,129 --> 00:08:15,050 Trust me. -Guys, I will take the loss. 257 00:08:15,069 --> 00:08:16,110 Murr: Just 10 steps forward. 258 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,160 You're -- you're fine. 259 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,129 Just take one more baby step near the pool. 260 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:22,000 [ Laughter ] 261 00:08:22,019 --> 00:08:24,250 [ Classical music plays ] 262 00:08:24,269 --> 00:08:26,240 [ Laughter ] 263 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,019 Sal: Look at his mouth. 264 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,139 It looks like he [bleep] a Smurf. 265 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,189 [ Laughter ] 266 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:33,019 ...use the water. 267 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,120 Oh, that's cold. 268 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,149 I gots to chill the chafe! 269 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:44,009 Cannonball! 270 00:08:44,029 --> 00:08:46,210 [ Laughter ] 271 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:50,259 Oh, my God. I'm hydrated. 272 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,240 I'm gonna pass out. 273 00:08:52,259 --> 00:08:55,169 [ Laughter ] 274 00:09:00,029 --> 00:09:01,190 [ Cheers and applause ] 275 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:04,029 Welcome back to the "Impractical Jokers" fantasy draft. 276 00:09:04,049 --> 00:09:06,139 We've been putting together our very own 277 00:09:06,159 --> 00:09:08,279 "Impractical Jokers" team with Magic stars 278 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,059 Mo Bamba and Terrence Ross. 279 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,200 So let's see what we've got so far, all right? 280 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:15,200 We picked our team name, uniforms, and home court. 281 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,039 Now let's move on to cheer. 282 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,159 When you guys are up there, 283 00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:20,279 whether it be a free throw line or something like that, 284 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,159 is there something they chant for you guys 285 00:09:22,179 --> 00:09:24,100 or chant for you that they go like, "Mo, Mo, Mo" 286 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,080 or something? 287 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,210 Is there something that they do? 288 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:28,139 Uh, not for me, specifically, but one thing that I do like 289 00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:31,120 and, hopefully, I get to that level some day, is a MVP chair. 290 00:09:31,139 --> 00:09:32,090 It's a classic. 291 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,210 I've had that chance once, 292 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:36,080 but I was having a really good game, but other than that, no. 293 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,169 It was good that one night. 294 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,159 So for the cheer, we'll be picking 295 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,289 from some memorable lines from "IJ" history. 296 00:09:42,009 --> 00:09:45,100 Lucky for us, there is no shortage of options. 297 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,019 Take a look. 298 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,250 All right. Surf's up, asshat. 299 00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:51,159 Surf's up, asshats. 300 00:09:51,179 --> 00:09:53,080 Suck it! Suck it! Suck it! 301 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,019 All: Wah! Wah! Wah! 302 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:58,000 Let's get sexy! 303 00:09:58,019 --> 00:09:59,120 [ Clapping ] 304 00:09:59,139 --> 00:10:01,200 Wash it after! 305 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:03,159 Joey Gatto! 306 00:10:03,179 --> 00:10:04,250 Braised beef is brilliant. 307 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:07,070 [ Laughter ] 308 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,149 Braised beef is brilliant. 309 00:10:08,169 --> 00:10:10,210 What? Oh, hell, no. 310 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,289 Hold up. 311 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:13,110 Huh? Oh, okay. 312 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:14,179 Gunk out. 313 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,230 [ Laughter ] 314 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,090 -Here you go, buddy. -Gunk out! You did it. 315 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,139 Gunk out! 316 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,000 Like a boss. 317 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:23,269 Both: "Like...a...baawwws!" 318 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,080 Like a baawwws! 319 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:30,200 Tax that ass! Tax that ass! Tax that ass! 320 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:32,110 Approved! 321 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:33,269 Ba-boom! 322 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,049 Toot toot, mother[bleep]! Toot toot, mother[bleep]! 323 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,289 [ Laughter ] 324 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:42,230 All right, so, uh, we all wrote down our lovely cheer. 325 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,149 What I picked was... 326 00:10:45,169 --> 00:10:46,129 "suck it!" 327 00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:47,120 [ Laughs ] 328 00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:48,179 How about you guys? 329 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,259 We picked the exact same thing. 330 00:10:49,279 --> 00:10:52,289 There you go! It is unanimous, people. 331 00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:55,059 For the Fatbellies, we are going with... 332 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,139 All: Suck it! 333 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,009 Moving on. Team mascot. 334 00:10:58,029 --> 00:11:00,169 What do you guys think makes a good mascot? 335 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:03,019 Because, for me, I know it's the energy, it's the vibe. 336 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,159 Yes, it just embodies the team, man, the team spirit. 337 00:11:05,179 --> 00:11:06,269 He has to be the one that brings it. 338 00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:08,110 All right, well, let's take a look at some 339 00:11:08,129 --> 00:11:09,210 of the most recognizable characters 340 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:13,110 from the Jokerverse to get a sense of our options. 341 00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:19,059 All right, why don't we get the show started, huh? 342 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,049 [ Laughter ] 343 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:24,129 Q: Look at this! Look at this! 344 00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:26,110 [Bleep] is that? 345 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:27,269 [ Indistinct shouting ] 346 00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:30,269 Oh, my God. 347 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,210 What the [bleep]?! 348 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:33,269 [ Laughter ] 349 00:11:33,289 --> 00:11:36,179 [ Screaming ] 350 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,019 [ Laughing ] 351 00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:41,009 -Chug, chug! -Sloppy Joe! 352 00:11:41,029 --> 00:11:43,179 [ Screams ] 353 00:11:44,259 --> 00:11:48,039 Oh, come on, man! This is horrible. 354 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:50,269 Please just go to bed. 355 00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:52,090 I'm gonna have you bend over. 356 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,279 -Oh, God. -Deep breaths. 357 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,190 -You mother[bleep]. -Deep breath. Deep breath. 358 00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,200 Finger in your ass[bleep]! 359 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,059 I'm gonna check in the middle. 360 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,120 The test results are in. Your asshole is fine. 361 00:12:01,139 --> 00:12:03,169 Oh, great. I'll come upstairs in a little bit. 362 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,080 Sal: We're gonna leave you with a companion. 363 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,179 Hey, trying to sleep here, pal. 364 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,009 Pepe, no! Pepe, no! 365 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,039 Oh, he already started pooping. 366 00:12:12,059 --> 00:12:14,029 Today, we're in the park with all the Gatto pups. 367 00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:15,210 No, no, no, no, no. 368 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,100 [ Yawns ] 369 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,039 You delivered it to this -- you know -- 370 00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:20,200 Is that Gary Busey?! 371 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,259 Oh, my God! 372 00:12:22,279 --> 00:12:24,210 Have you ever been hit in the face with a bunch of cookies? 373 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,000 I'm not kidding. Back up! 374 00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:28,129 He's gone rogue! Get out of there! He's gone rogue! 375 00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:30,059 [ Laughter ] 376 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,159 Which -- which mascot do you like? 377 00:12:32,179 --> 00:12:33,230 Which character you like? 378 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,070 It's between Benjamin the Cat and Gary Busey. 379 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:39,159 Gary Busey would be a very good mascot. 380 00:12:39,179 --> 00:12:41,190 But I do like the idea of the cat, though. 381 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,269 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 382 00:12:42,289 --> 00:12:44,049 He's actually a mascot. He looks like a mascot. 383 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,070 -Yeah, yeah. -He's a cat. 384 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,110 It actually fits well. 385 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:47,200 -Yeah? -Yeah. 386 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,230 You know what? Benjamin Cat it is for the mascot. 387 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,100 No buts about it. 388 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,009 Let's take a quick commercial break, 389 00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:55,029 and we'll be right back with more "Impractical Jokers" 390 00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:56,200 fantasy draft right after this. 391 00:12:56,220 --> 00:13:00,070 Make some noise, sons of bitches! 392 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:02,139 Who wants some love?! Who wants it?! 393 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:03,139 Sweet peppers. 394 00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:05,149 -Sweet peppers. -Sweet peppers! 395 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:07,080 He's really making a sandwich now! 396 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,240 Now we're making a sandwich! 397 00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:10,120 Interference! 398 00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:12,179 [ Crowd chants "interference" ] What are you talking about?! 399 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:17,100 -Joey! Joey! Ooh! -Yeah! Yeah! 400 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:21,019 I hate boxing! Yeah! 401 00:13:21,039 --> 00:13:22,019 Oil and vinegar -- just a little bit. 402 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:23,210 [ Both screaming ] 403 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,269 Oil and vinegar! 404 00:13:25,289 --> 00:13:27,289 You suck. Gutter ball. 405 00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:29,250 Gutter ball. You suck. 406 00:13:29,269 --> 00:13:31,120 Your mother's a [bleep] whore. 407 00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:32,190 [ Laughter ] 408 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,230 What else would you like, sir? 409 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,269 Cucumbers, please. Both: Cucumbers! 410 00:13:35,289 --> 00:13:39,080 [ Laughter ] 411 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,220 [ Crowd cheering ] 412 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,190 Yes! Yes! 413 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,090 [ Cheering ] 414 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,259 Who wants a stained sock?! 415 00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:50,179 Both: Yeah! Yeah! 416 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,059 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 417 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,120 Yeah! Yeah! 418 00:13:55,139 --> 00:13:57,210 [ Cheers and applause ] 419 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,230 Welcome back. 420 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,080 I'm here in Orlando's Graffiti Junktion 421 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,279 with Orlando Magic players Mo Bamba and Terrence Ross, 422 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,240 and we're putting together the brand-new, 423 00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:11,139 officially licensed "Impractical Jokers" team, 424 00:14:11,159 --> 00:14:12,240 the Fatbellies. 425 00:14:12,259 --> 00:14:13,279 All: Suck it! 426 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,019 [ Laughter ] 427 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:17,009 And we only have a few categories left. 428 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:19,200 Next up, we need to decide on our team captain 429 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,070 for the Fatbellies. 430 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,139 Now this is a tough one, guys, I know because 431 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,120 what kind of qualifications and qualities 432 00:14:25,139 --> 00:14:27,009 do you look for in a captain? 433 00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:29,230 I don't know. You just got to have that -- that stamp. 434 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,259 -Fearless. -Yeah. 435 00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:31,269 -Fearless? -Yeah. 436 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:32,230 Why fearless? 437 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,059 This is not the type of show 438 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,250 you can have fear on and do well, 439 00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:37,179 so you need to be fearless for this. 440 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,190 True. True. Well, let's get started. 441 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,259 I nominate Q. 442 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,279 Mostly because he lets me fill in for him, 443 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,289 which is really nice sometimes. 444 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,070 So thank you very much, Q. 445 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,230 Of course, I got to nominate him. 446 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,179 But also because he is a creative thinker. 447 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,210 He doesn't take the most obvious path to victory. 448 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,129 Let's take a look. 449 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:55,009 [ Laughter ] 450 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:57,049 -Oh, my God. -It's genius. 451 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,200 Except too bad we're in a concrete park 452 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:00,110 in the middle of Brooklyn. 453 00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:01,269 -Q. -You mean you've never heard 454 00:15:01,289 --> 00:15:03,039 of "A Tree Grows In Brooklyn"? 455 00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:04,220 [ Laughter ] 456 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,070 Oh, my God. 457 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,269 [ Laughs ] 458 00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:10,259 You can just talk into the bush. It's fine. 459 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:13,100 Oh, yeah? Oh, no. No, stay away. Stay away. 460 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,220 It's okay, I'm recording it for uh... 461 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,190 Joe: "'Cause I believe there's a ghost in you. 462 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,139 And the only way to tell is through audio." 463 00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:22,100 I believe that there's a ghost inside of you. 464 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,139 and the only way to tell is through audio. 465 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:27,110 So just go ahead. -No, no. I don't have any ghosts in me. 466 00:15:27,129 --> 00:15:29,120 That's exactly what the ghost would say. 467 00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,149 Oh, it's funny, but -- 468 00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:31,289 Is it okay if I record you? 469 00:15:32,009 --> 00:15:33,169 Yes. It's okay. 470 00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,049 [ Laughter ] 471 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:36,279 Murr: I can't believe it worked on the first person. 472 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,210 You know, nothing says funny than a bush. 473 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,090 -I know. -Just a big ole green bush. 474 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,090 With a microphone hanging out of it, basically. 475 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,059 That's Q for you. But I love it, again. 476 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,149 That's a captain quality. 477 00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:47,100 Terrence, what about you? 478 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,200 I like Joe. 479 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:51,100 I mean, if you got to lead the team, you got to be fearless. 480 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,120 -That's true. -I mean, that's a big quality. 481 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:55,039 And he's low key, a good play maker. 482 00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:57,039 You think basketball, you got to have a good play maker. 483 00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:59,059 You got to have a good point guard, and he's clearly that. 484 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,220 He can definitely change the game without a moment's notice. 485 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,110 He's very -- he's that talented. 486 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:07,110 Uh, I got a truck coming, actually. 487 00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:08,210 Let's go throw him in the back of it? 488 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:12,039 Let's go throw Sal in the back of the truck? 489 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:13,139 Sal: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 490 00:16:13,159 --> 00:16:15,230 We're all here. We're all here. 491 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,169 Sal. 492 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:19,169 We're here today for Sal's punishment. 493 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:20,279 That's a joke. 494 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 [ Screams ] 495 00:16:23,019 --> 00:16:25,259 What the [bleep] are you doing? Are you [bleep] kidding me? 496 00:16:25,279 --> 00:16:28,110 Are you kidding me? What the [bleep] are you doing? 497 00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:29,169 Oh! 498 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:31,190 -Oh [bleep] -Oh, your tooth! 499 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:34,129 Is that your tooth?! Is that your tooth?! 500 00:16:34,149 --> 00:16:36,049 Holy [bleep] Oh, my God! 501 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,149 His tooth just fell out! 502 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:39,059 Joe: Murray's tooth just fell out! 503 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,059 [ Laughs ] 504 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,129 Guys, if you're with me on this, I think the -- the -- 505 00:16:43,149 --> 00:16:47,029 the punishment is go out there and take a selfie! 506 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,269 [ Laughter ] 507 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:50,259 Come on, man! That's not right! 508 00:16:50,279 --> 00:16:52,000 Nope. No, no, no, no. 509 00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:54,100 -Stick 'em up. -Sal? Sal? 510 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,059 What are you doing? 511 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,149 That's the woman. 512 00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,039 I mean, we can make an audible of this whole thing, 513 00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,139 just to make this a punishment for Sal 514 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:02,019 and make the kids keep [bleep] up the whole day. 515 00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:03,149 Oh, my -- Oh, my God. 516 00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:04,190 [ Laughs ] 517 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,039 -Yeah. -Can we do that? -This kid's gold. 518 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,009 If he keeps messing up, it's gonna drive Sal crazy, 519 00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:09,200 so let's just make it a punishment for Sal. 520 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,250 We make everything go wrong for the rest of Sal's turn? 521 00:17:11,269 --> 00:17:13,230 Okay. We have tonight's loser. 522 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,119 I mean, you got to hand it to Joe. 523 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,240 He always switched things up. 524 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:17,240 Mo, what do you think? 525 00:17:17,259 --> 00:17:19,109 So I'm gonna have to go with Sal, 526 00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,240 just because he's easy to like. 527 00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:21,250 That's a good one. 528 00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:23,230 It's a good -- it's a good captain. 529 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,279 He's not -- he's like -- he's like everybody's kind of friend. 530 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,019 You can go out, have a beer with him or you can cry 531 00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,109 and watch a sappy movie. 532 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,019 I think he's that kind of versatile. 533 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:33,019 True. 534 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,059 Come with me if you want to live. 535 00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:38,029 There's not a lot of time. 536 00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:39,210 Oh, you're coming? 537 00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,009 I should mention I also -- 538 00:17:41,029 --> 00:17:42,240 I am independently wealthy and very promiscuous. 539 00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:44,029 [ Laughs ] 540 00:17:44,049 --> 00:17:45,210 Like who wears jort jorts? 541 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,259 #HeWearsJortJorts. 542 00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:49,160 #GodBless. 543 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,150 [ Laughter ] 544 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,269 God bless. 545 00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:54,250 They didn't give a report on what the person looked like. 546 00:17:54,269 --> 00:18:00,059 I would say tall, dark, and handsome, so would that be you? 547 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,259 I'm Sal. I'm actually from this area. 548 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,140 I'm Valerie. Nice to meet you. 549 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,259 -Hey, Valerie. -Ride off into the sunset, champion. 550 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,059 I'll teach you everything I know, buddy. 551 00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:10,130 -I can't believe it! -Wow! 552 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,039 Here's to a beautiful friendship. 553 00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,009 [ Laughter ] 554 00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,259 What about, uh, we got Murr? 555 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:17,079 Murr's another one that we kind of left out. 556 00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:18,069 What do we think about Murr? 557 00:18:18,089 --> 00:18:19,289 ♪♪ 558 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,160 He's cool. 559 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,230 -I love him. -Yeah. 560 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,279 You know why? He is game for anything. 561 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,029 That's the one thing about Murr. Murr is a team player. 562 00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,170 He will jump in there. He will get down and dirty. 563 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,089 Really dirty sometimes. 564 00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:35,150 -Oh, yeah. -Or he would jump out of there. 565 00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:38,009 True. Anything he's afraid of he'll just keep doing it. 566 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,009 I can't believe he's gonna do this. 567 00:18:41,029 --> 00:18:43,000 I should do it, right? I'm never gonna be able to -- 568 00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:44,269 I'm never gonna be able to do it again in my life. 569 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,029 I should do it? Yeah, right? 570 00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:48,109 Oh! 571 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,019 [ Laughs ] Oh, God! 572 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:52,200 Oh, oh, oh! 573 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:58,059 Sal: How is this -- look at this! 574 00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:03,000 Wow, he really did it. -[ Laughs ] 575 00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:07,099 Ninnies on the glass. Ninnies on the glass. 576 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:08,230 New York, look at my ninnies. 577 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,000 They're on the glasses. I got the ninnies. 578 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,250 Man, you really took this and ran with it! 579 00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:15,079 [ Grunts ] 580 00:19:15,099 --> 00:19:17,160 Oh, there it w-- Oh, there it is. 581 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,099 Wow. I don't know what I just saw... 582 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,259 -I'm not sure -- -...but I wish I had never seen it. 583 00:19:21,279 --> 00:19:23,089 Let me hold this for ya. 584 00:19:23,109 --> 00:19:25,200 [ Laughs ] 585 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,259 What the [bleep]?! 586 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:29,009 Ugh. 587 00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,089 Murr is that team player. 588 00:19:30,109 --> 00:19:32,039 I don't know necessarily a leader. 589 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,099 He's a good accomplice. 590 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:34,289 I know. Very, very good accomplice. 591 00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:36,140 Let's just narrow it down right now. 592 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,130 Would you like Sal? But Sal's like the teddy bear. 593 00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:39,289 I don't think he seems like a leader. 594 00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:41,069 -Mm-hmm. -True. 595 00:19:41,089 --> 00:19:42,200 Q -- he's done some things. Team, group effort. 596 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,089 But I definitely got to say -- 597 00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:45,140 I don't know if you agree with me -- it's Joe. 598 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,140 -I do. -Got to be Joe. 599 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,190 All right, yeah. It's got to be Joe. 600 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,000 [ Cheers and applause ] 601 00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:51,240 He's the captain of the Fatbellies, 602 00:19:51,259 --> 00:19:53,279 so Joe is still named Captain Fatbelly. 603 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,099 Oh, it works out perfectly. 604 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,240 -It is. -Done deal. Love it. 605 00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:57,289 Suck it! 606 00:19:58,009 --> 00:19:59,130 We are down to the wire. 607 00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,259 Let's take a quick break, 608 00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:03,130 and when we come back, we'll actually meet our new mascot. 609 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,039 Do not go anywhere. 610 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:07,069 ♪ Dead butterflies ♪ 611 00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,230 ♪ Dead butterflies ♪ 612 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,089 ♪ What can be better than a dead butterfly? ♪ 613 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:15,049 ♪ Butterfly crime scene ♪ 614 00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:20,029 [ Singing in "Portuguese ] 615 00:20:20,049 --> 00:20:21,289 [ Singing indistinctly ] 616 00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:27,029 [ Continues singing ] 617 00:20:27,049 --> 00:20:28,210 ♪ Bum, bum bom ♪ 618 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,109 ♪ She's my grandma ♪ 619 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,210 ♪ She's my grandma ♪ 620 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,210 ♪ And she doesn't shut her trap ♪ 621 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:37,089 ♪ She doesn't shut her trap ♪ 622 00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:40,029 ♪ Shut your face, Grandma ♪ 623 00:20:40,049 --> 00:20:43,029 ♪ Shut your [bleep] face ♪ 624 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:45,289 ♪ Shut your face, Grandma ♪ 625 00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:47,240 ♪ Shut your [bleep] face ♪ 626 00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:49,220 Shut your face, grandma! 627 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,109 Woman: "When I would rescue him, package him up... 628 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,250 -♪ Whose phone is ringing? ♪ -♪ Mine, mine ♪ 629 00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:57,109 -♪ Whose phone is ringing? ♪ -♪ Mine, mine ♪ 630 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,220 -♪ Whose phone is ringing? ♪ -♪ Mine, mine ♪ 631 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,220 Sorry. I'm sorry. 632 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,039 [Bleep] 633 00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:04,150 I'd like you to hear it real quick, 634 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,160 and you can just give me some honest feedback on it. 635 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,160 Okay. 636 00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,250 [ Heavy metal music plays ] 637 00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:11,200 ♪ Death, destruction, diarrhea ♪ 638 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,200 ♪ North and South Korea ♪ 639 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,220 ♪ Poo-poo ♪ 640 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,259 ♪ Poo-poo ♪ 641 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:18,160 ♪ I put my hand in your shirt ♪ 642 00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:20,119 ♪ I put my hand in your shirt ♪ 643 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:23,049 ♪ Hey, I put my hand in your shirt ♪ 644 00:21:23,069 --> 00:21:25,039 ♪ I put my hand in your shirt ♪ 645 00:21:25,059 --> 00:21:27,160 Both: ♪ I put my hand in your shirt ♪ 646 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,160 ♪ I put my hand in your shirt ♪ 647 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,029 I'm in a hip-hop group called, uh, Cowboyz with a "z". 648 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:33,140 -A "z"? -Yeah. 649 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,089 Want to hear one of our raps? 650 00:21:35,109 --> 00:21:36,210 You -- I -- you know I do. 651 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:40,130 This one's called... "Wee Doggy". 652 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:42,119 Q: Get into it. Own it. 653 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,019 [ Rapping ] ♪ We doggies, don't you know? ♪ 654 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:46,039 [ Laughter ] 655 00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:48,119 That's it. I only have the first line. 656 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,210 [ Basketball bounces ] 657 00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:56,250 Welcome back to "Impractical Jokers" fantasy draft. 658 00:21:56,269 --> 00:21:57,279 You guys feeling good? 659 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,049 Both: Doing pretty great. 660 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,069 I love it because you know what? 661 00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:01,180 Our fantasy franchise is really taking shape, 662 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,109 and now, one final item to make it complete -- 663 00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:06,079 sponsorships. 664 00:22:06,099 --> 00:22:07,119 Now you can't be a professional team 665 00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:09,000 without an official sponsor, 666 00:22:09,019 --> 00:22:10,180 so let's take a look at some of the brands 667 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,240 that are interested in sponsoring the Fatbellies. 668 00:22:13,259 --> 00:22:17,160 I'm excited to show you the product -- brick-flops. 669 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:19,240 They're flip-flops with bricks attached on the bottom. 670 00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:22,059 All the rage is the exercise shoe. 671 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,210 When you work out with these, it focuses on the Achilles' tendon. 672 00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,029 [ Laughs ] 673 00:22:26,049 --> 00:22:27,109 Crotch watch. 674 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:29,119 This is worn outside the pants, just so you're clear. 675 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,269 If you're running and you get tired... 676 00:22:31,289 --> 00:22:33,279 [ Breathes heavily ] Read my e-mail. 677 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,289 Respond to Sandra. 678 00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:38,140 Q: Jalapeño milk. This is farm to table. 679 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,039 Do you like milk? -Yes. 680 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,049 -Do you like spicy food? -I do. 681 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,059 Well, I've already sold one. 682 00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:46,250 [ Laughter ] 683 00:22:46,269 --> 00:22:49,109 The 47 Hour Energy Bar. 684 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:51,150 Finally. Are you like me? 685 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:54,000 Do you find yourself getting dreary and weary 686 00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:55,190 at the 46th hour? 687 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,289 It's a yo-yo-yo-yo. 688 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,119 We've taken a yo-yo, we've yo'd it up on the other side. 689 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:01,059 I mean, there's not much to it, guys. 690 00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,130 It's two yo-yos. I don't know what to -- 691 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:04,000 [ Laughs ] 692 00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:06,029 Waterproof bread. 693 00:23:06,049 --> 00:23:07,269 Check out how this works. 694 00:23:07,289 --> 00:23:12,019 ♪♪ 695 00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:15,200 [ Laughter ] 696 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:20,059 This is a demo model, of course. 697 00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:21,220 [ Laughter ] 698 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,160 I'm going to start off the bat. I'm thinking crotch watch. 699 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:27,109 You tell the time, and you tell people to suck it. 700 00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:29,279 -Good sponsorship, right? -That is pretty good, but think about this. 701 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,250 Brick-flops. 702 00:23:30,269 --> 00:23:31,250 Then you can get your calf muscles 703 00:23:31,269 --> 00:23:33,099 so you can jump like T-Ross here. 704 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,289 True. That's right. True, true, true. 705 00:23:35,009 --> 00:23:37,170 I don't know, man. I think -- uh, jalapeño milk. 706 00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:39,170 You know what? I like jalapeño milk. 707 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,259 That's actually not a bad idea. 708 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,019 I don't know about that one. 709 00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:43,079 Really? 710 00:23:43,099 --> 00:23:44,130 Yeah, I'm -- I -- I really like the brick-flops. 711 00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:45,289 More the bricks. Brick-flops. Brick-flops. 712 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,069 -I like the brick-flops. -All right. 713 00:23:47,089 --> 00:23:50,039 Uh, let's vote. Jalapeño milk? 714 00:23:50,059 --> 00:23:52,079 Brick-flops? You got voted out. 715 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,220 Sorry, Mo. -That's cool. That's cool. 716 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,029 [ Crowd cheering ] 717 00:23:55,049 --> 00:23:58,190 Well, that's it. Jalapeño milk it is. 718 00:23:58,210 --> 00:24:00,069 Have you guys ever tried jalapeño milk? 719 00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:01,190 I think I'm good. 720 00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:02,180 I have. 721 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,210 You have? 722 00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:06,059 When? 723 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:08,170 And that completes our fantasy "Impractical Jokers" team -- 724 00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,269 the Fatbellies! 725 00:24:09,289 --> 00:24:11,240 Thank you so much for joining -- hey! 726 00:24:11,259 --> 00:24:12,250 Hey, guys! -Hey! 727 00:24:12,269 --> 00:24:14,240 It's Benjamin Cat with the actual costume, 728 00:24:14,259 --> 00:24:17,130 the outfit that he has with the gun with the jalapeño milk. 729 00:24:17,150 --> 00:24:18,210 Can you believe this stuff? 730 00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:19,289 What? 731 00:24:20,009 --> 00:24:21,109 With that, you guys, thank you so much, Terrence. 732 00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:23,009 Thank you, Mo, for being out here. 733 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,250 We appreciate it. We'll see y'all next time! 734 00:24:24,269 --> 00:24:26,279 Have a good one, guys! See ya! 735 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,039 Whoo. Thank you so much. 736 00:24:28,059 --> 00:24:29,109 -Thank you. -No problem. 737 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:32,069 I feel really tall.