1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:04,087 Previously on Masters of Sex... 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,963 It's my first day back at my old job. 3 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:09,050 Whole space up here belongs to Masters and Johnson now. 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,385 I'm the new girl. 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:11,511 Betty can also help with the books. 6 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,930 I'm not sure I can scrape together this month's rent. 7 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,306 You will scrape, Flo. 8 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:18,518 Well, I was wondering if I could fill one of those on-call positions 9 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:22,563 in return for your waiving the charge for Mrs Holden's and my room. 10 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,690 What do you want with Coral? 11 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:24,857 Just because you're Coral's boyfriend doesn't... 12 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:25,942 I'm her brother. 13 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,277 I want us to get back together. 14 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,363 I've moved on, Austin. 15 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,366 Barbara, I thought that you and Dr Greathouse, 16 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,618 -there was a sexual... -We did everything. 17 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,662 Just not the normal way. 18 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,539 In terms of your participating in the study... 19 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:40,998 Don't feel bad about rejecting me. 20 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,126 You're not gonna take my mother's money. 21 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,544 I had to help you, son. 22 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,546 I couldn't not. Not again. 23 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,215 Did you know that we haven't had sex in over a year? 24 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:52,135 I think Bill is under a lot of pressure. 25 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,013 Nothing's happening. How long do you want me to try? 26 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:52,445 Rita Hayworth, Ruth Taylor, 27 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:56,032 Lana Turner, Marilyn Monroe... They're all doing it. 28 00:01:56,158 --> 00:02:00,328 Rhinoplasty, chin implants, face lifts. 29 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,539 -Lift as in a literal... -No. 30 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:06,876 It's a basic elevation and re-draping of the skin. 31 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,921 Remember in med school they used to say plastic surgery 32 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:13,299 was for cleft palates and burn victims. 33 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,468 People are finally realising 34 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,347 just because you're born with one face doesn't mean you're stuck with it. 35 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,476 Obstetrician, plastic surgeon. 36 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:27,396 Two of Rochester Medical School's alumni made good. 37 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,815 You were supposed to be an English professor. 38 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,736 For 15 minutes, maybe. 39 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,488 Do you still read the way you used to? 40 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,698 Melville in a day, Tolstoy in a week? 41 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,243 I don't have the time any more. 42 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:45,122 Well, you didn't have the time in school, either, but you still managed it. 43 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,962 "Suffering has been greater than all other teaching. 44 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:56,008 "I have been bent and broken, but I hope into a better shape." 45 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,764 -Charles Dickens. -I know who it is. 46 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,058 You wrote that to me. 47 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,396 That was the last letter I ever got from you. 48 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,897 Whenever you boys are ready. 49 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,148 What are you doing? 50 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,777 -You came all the way from Kansas City. -Absolutely not. 51 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,780 No, this is my treat, Frank. End of discussion. 52 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:28,874 Professor Tolan used to say you were the biggest pain in the ass 53 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,419 to ever grace his lecture hall. 54 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,337 I see some things don't change. 55 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:36,173 It was great seeing you. Really. 56 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,218 You don't think I drove six and a half hours 57 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,971 to discuss Marilyn Monroe's nose job, do you? 58 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,182 I don't know if you heard, 59 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,644 but after all my years of bachelorhood debauchery, 60 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,938 I finally settled down. 61 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:55,484 I did. Through the grapevine. 62 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,486 The grapevine. 63 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,071 Congratulations. 64 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,907 As soon as we got hitched, 65 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:05,369 first thing, I cleared out my office, set it up as a nursery. 66 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:11,125 Pauline and I, we've been trying, but a year on, 67 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,045 I'm starting to worry. 68 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,714 I'm hoping you can help us. 69 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,758 I... 70 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:23,012 I do know a few fertility specialists in Kansas City, 71 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:28,059 but I could easily have made a recommendation over the phone. 72 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,395 Why would I see a stranger in Kansas City when I'm sitting here, 73 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,274 talking to the leading fertility expert in the Midwest? 74 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:43,324 So, we have rejected 126 subjects from the study due to dysfunction. 75 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,493 That's nearly a third of all applicants. 76 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,871 In the future, we'll make a special note of subjects presenting dysfunction. 77 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:50,873 We can build a patient base from there. 78 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,626 Or from here. 79 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,131 M-25-106-NV. 80 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,092 Son of a bitch. Wake up. 81 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,718 Impotence. 82 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,513 F-34-21-NV. 83 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,722 Dyspareunia. 84 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,391 Is it supposed to feel like knives? 85 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,063 M-28-364-NV. 86 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,981 Ejaculatory incompetence. 87 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,067 Don't hold back on my account. 88 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,528 -"NV?" -Non-viable. 89 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:25,241 You kept them all. Why? 90 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,493 Well, if they're brave enough to come in, 91 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:31,539 we should at least keep a record of that bravery, don't you think? 92 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,510 You're a magician with those fingers. 93 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,847 Well, what brings you in today, Miss Packer? 94 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,849 My arches are as flat as old soda pop. 95 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,268 At work, I'm hobbling up the stairs like a polio baby. 96 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,146 Girl in the building, Virginia Johnson, she saw me, said, 97 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,940 "Flo, you need Dr Langham and you need him now." 98 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,275 You're a Virginia referral. 99 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,902 Yeah, I work right next door to her. At Cal-O-Metric? 100 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:06,574 No kidding? You know, my wife... My ex-wife used to work there, too. 101 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,452 I know. I was her boss. 102 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:13,372 The stories I used to hear about Elise Langham's husband. 103 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,959 You've been a very naughty orthopaedist, Dr Langham. 104 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,547 Well, with what I'm seeing here, Miss Packer, 105 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,592 I think you may be a prime candidate for surgery. 106 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,387 I can't wait for surgery. This week's our yearly sales conference. 107 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:32,391 I don't want to be dragging around like Quasimodo in the bell tower. 108 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,019 I could offer you a cortisone shot. 109 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,606 In the long run, I recommend you consider losing weight. 110 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,649 You're putting tremendous pressure on your feet. 111 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:44,653 Some men like a lady with curves. You? 112 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,575 In spite of what you may have heard, Miss Packer, 113 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,204 my relationship with my patients is strictly professional. 114 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:54,997 Sure. 115 00:06:55,832 --> 00:07:01,086 But somehow, I can't help but to think that if I lost 50 pounds and dropped 10 years, 116 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,923 you might be whistling a different tune. 117 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,343 Look, I made some very foolish decisions in the past... 118 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:11,138 Decisions that have made my life here at the hospital a living hell. 119 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,725 Passed up for promotion the last two years, 120 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:19,688 and my colleagues actually call me Don, as in Don Juan. 121 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,148 Frankly, I would give anything 122 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,192 to walk through that door and never come back here again, 123 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,444 start over somewhere else, somewhere new. 124 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:29,907 But seeing as that's not going to happen, the best thing for me to do 125 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,619 is to stay out of trouble. 126 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:40,125 So, if you don't mind, I will ask the nurse to prepare your cortisone shot for you. 127 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:41,877 Nurse. 128 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:54,098 While I have your attention... 129 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:02,982 I thought you might be interested to know that we're being audited. 130 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:09,446 The IRS wants 4,000 bucks in taxes, with interest. 131 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,868 You said we were exempt from taxes. 132 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,495 No, I said companies that apply for 133 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:19,874 and receive 501c not-for-profit organisation status 134 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,168 under the Internal Revenue Code were exempt from taxes. 135 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,336 You haven't applied? 136 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:29,717 No, because in order to apply, you need to have a board of trustees, 137 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,094 -like I told you two months ago. -I'm working on that. 138 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:38,434 Libby and I are having dinner tonight with Sam Duncan. 139 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,938 I'm assuming that if I can convince the Chief of Police to join our board, 140 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,690 others will follow. 141 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,318 You're going to convince him? 142 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:49,653 Why not? 143 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,115 -Virginia? -Yes? 144 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:57,953 -You got any plans tonight? -Not at the moment. 145 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,830 Well, you do now! 146 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,839 Subjects are unmarried and randomly assigned. 147 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,933 Darkening of the areolae. 148 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,559 I was thinking, 149 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:25,105 what if every dysfunction had a male version and a female version? 150 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:27,983 Meaning? 151 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:33,113 Meaning, look at normal sexual functioning. There's a kind of symmetry to it. 152 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,408 Swelling of the testes in men, swelling of the vulva in women, 153 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,702 so, what if the opposite were true, too? 154 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,331 Vaginismus could be the female equivalent of impotence. 155 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:47,753 Well, impotence has a significantly higher rate of occurrence than vaginismus. 156 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:52,716 Kinsey puts it upward of 27% of men that have trouble achieving erection. 157 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,176 Granted, that's anecdotal, 158 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,346 but Wilhelm Stekel makes the number closer to 50. 159 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,515 You've looked into this already. 160 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,893 Preliminary research only. 161 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:09,024 I was wondering if I could take an extra couple hours for my lunch break tomorrow. 162 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,734 It's just... 163 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,362 It's my dad's funeral, is all. 164 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,534 I'm so sorry, Lester. 165 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,245 Yes, of course, take all the time you need. 166 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:25,791 Actually, if I could leave a little early today, I'm trying to write my eulogy. 167 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,293 I was up all night working on it, but I just can't seem to crack it. 168 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,964 Why don't you try it out on us first? 169 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,340 Really? 170 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,428 I guess I could use some feedback at this point. 171 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:47,438 "My dad had a long, happy life. He was a lawyer. He loved his family." 172 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,108 That's all I have so far. 173 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:55,154 It's a fantastic start. 174 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:59,783 And maybe, the rest of it will come a bit more naturally 175 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,871 if you were to try, I don't know, maybe something visual. 176 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,999 My cousin, for example, she had a slide show at her wedding. 177 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:12,755 To be honest, it was not very good, but yours, I think, would be terrific. 178 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,259 Climax. 179 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,478 Nervous? 180 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,146 Thirsty. 181 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,484 $5 for prime rib? That is highway robbery. 182 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,778 If it goes well tonight, it'll be worth the price. 183 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,781 I still don't understand why you need a board. 184 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,950 When you go to the grocery store, why do you buy Campbell's soup? 185 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,202 Why not some other variety? 186 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,870 Well, I know Campbell's is good. 187 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,371 You trust the name, the label. 188 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,208 That's precisely what a board is. It's packaging. 189 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,669 And the right packaging is what will allow us to get our tax-exempt status, 190 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,421 so, we can get through this audit in one piece. 191 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:55,631 You've been audited? 192 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,010 Here they are now. 193 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:06,016 Caroline is just at her wit's end with the Veiled Prophet Ball. 194 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:10,062 The thing is, our study, it isn't really about sex at all. 195 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:14,775 Do you know what the number-one cause of divorce in the state of Missouri is? 196 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,903 Sexual dissatisfaction. 197 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,656 And the children of divorce, as I'm sure you do know, 198 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,325 they're 10 times more likely to pursue a life of crime. 199 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,328 An alarming statistic with a clear correlation. 200 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,832 If we can save even one child from the scourge of divorce... 201 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,502 Then, we feel we've done our small part in the fight against crime. 202 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,672 So, all of these volunteers, they're all married couples? 203 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,550 Of course. 204 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:48,100 I don't know. Me being on the board of something like this. 205 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,102 I'm gonna have to think about it. 206 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,563 You know what I think? 207 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:56,108 I think we should share a table at the Veiled Prophet Ball this Friday. 208 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,528 Mrs Duncan's been bending your ear about her chairing the leadership committee? 209 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:05,909 Well, truly, with the economy the way it is, if we don't receive more donations by Friday, 210 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,370 we'll have to make some devastating decisions. 211 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:12,040 Well, if you are looking for more volunteers, I would be more than happy to lend a hand. 212 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,585 Look at you. One good idea after another. 213 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,961 I wouldn't want to impose, but... 214 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,047 -It is a great cause, Lib. -Of course it is. 215 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,551 Well, Virginia, you must come, too. 216 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,971 I've always wondered about the Veiled Prophet 217 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,932 with his strange mask and costumes. 218 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,936 Well, you'll come with me and Bill. We'll go as a triumvirate. 219 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,396 Fabulous! 220 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:45,157 I tried to find an opening in the calendar, 221 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:49,536 but unfortunately, all the regular appointment times were taken. 222 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:52,331 -We don't mind getting up with the birds. -Yeah. 223 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,126 My staff usually opens the office, turns on the lights. 224 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,216 Just... 225 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,594 It is such a pleasure to finally meet you, 226 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,055 although I feel like I've known you forever, really. 227 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:12,809 Francis has told me all about the trouble you two used to get up to. 228 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,978 Well, Bill was always better behaved than I was. 229 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,022 Everyone was better behaved than you. 230 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,319 Folks that knew him back then, they always ask me, 231 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,155 "How did you ever get this bum to stop running around 232 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,531 "and put a ring on your finger?" 233 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,951 It is an impressive feat. 234 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,998 Once you finish filling out the intake forms, 235 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,877 I'll be taking samples of blood, urine, 236 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,297 and semen for testing. 237 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,299 Are there any questions? 238 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,430 Pauline and I have been wondering if there's any way to know 239 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:56,436 if the issues we've been having have anything to do with my disease. 240 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,650 My alcoholism. 241 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,152 Your... 242 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,865 I assumed you knew. The grapevine and all. 243 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:12,995 Francis hasn't had a drop in almost a year. 244 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:20,919 I don't believe past drinking should have any impact whatsoever 245 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,547 on your chances of conception. 246 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:29,511 Well, I can't tell you what a relief that is, Bill. 247 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,735 Sorry. I got stuck with a patient. 248 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,032 I didn't think we had any appointments until 10:00 today. 249 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,201 Where should we begin? 250 00:15:56,205 --> 00:16:02,127 Well, male impotence, vaginismus, female dyspareunia, male dyspareunia. 251 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,340 Well, we're in the volume business. 252 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,551 I suppose it makes the most sense to start where we can make the most difference. 253 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,555 Male impotence it is. 254 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,849 We can start with the sexual history questionnaires. 255 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,976 Look for any patterns. 256 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,813 Similar backgrounds, psychological abnormalities. 257 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:27,152 I think we should stay focused on the data. Without the empirical work we've gathered, 258 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,613 sexual histories are just a collection of anecdotes. 259 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:33,575 Yes, but the data by itself only tells part of the story. 260 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,160 We're not telling stories. 261 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,705 We have to devise practical methods for treating these men. 262 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,298 Start by compiling a list of techniques 263 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,927 that have already proven a degree of effectiveness. 264 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,265 Betty might be a place to start. 265 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,561 If you're a taxi driver, you got lousy tips. 266 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,022 If you're a mailman, you got barking dogs, 267 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:07,150 and if you're a hooker, you got this. 268 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,529 Were there any methods in particular that you found useful? 269 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,073 Hands, mouth, you know. Whatever worked. 270 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,951 In other words, an aggressive approach seemed most effective? 271 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,661 And then, it wouldn't be. 272 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:22,791 Sometimes I'd give the guy a special tonic straight from India. 273 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,086 I'd warn him about it first, though. I'd say, "Sure you want to take this? 274 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,006 "If you take too much of it, your erection might last forever." 275 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,508 And the ingredients were? 276 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,927 Rum and cayenne pepper. 277 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:40,058 If you could get this guy to believe it, you could get that guy to believe it, too. 278 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,518 Placebo effect. 279 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,645 We called it "punch for suckers." 280 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:47,190 And if that didn't work, we had a couple penis pumps lying around, 281 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,861 but those were a real pain. They'd make your arm sore for a couple days. 282 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:54,739 Clearly, this is not just a physical problem. 283 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,953 Once, I was in the backseat with Gordon Garrett, my high-school beau. 284 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,665 He never had any problems whatsoever with performance, 285 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,751 but this one night, he found his mother's handkerchief 286 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,463 tucked in between the cushions and smelling like her perfume, 287 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:12,299 and that was the end of that. 288 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,217 Exactly. 289 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:18,180 Most of the time, it's a mental block. 290 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,058 Guy feels lousy about himself, guy feels guilty about his wife or his mother, 291 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,769 or he's got a thing for farm animals or whatever, 292 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,772 but you're still stuck with the same problem... 293 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,526 How to get it up, so, he can finish off, pay up, and get out. 294 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,616 Hey, while we're on the subject of happy customers, 295 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,534 what's this file you left here? 296 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,536 It's the Masons. 297 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,080 New fertility patients. I saw them this morning. 298 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,626 Early this morning. Mr Mason was only available before 7:00. 299 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,169 I didn't see them in the... 300 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,713 I'm gonna need you to have the lab rush their test results. 301 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,882 You have any idea how much that costs? 302 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,928 I don't care how much it costs. Just get it done, please. 303 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,436 Are you in a rut? 304 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,480 Do you eat to excess? 305 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,401 Does your husband keep his eyes glued to the television 306 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,487 when you step into the room? 307 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,696 You get the idea. 308 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,658 Our new radio spot. 309 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:23,078 I can't believe Kent Underleigh is your spokesman. 310 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:27,582 I used to listen to him on that old radio soap, Hospital of Love, in junior high. 311 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,669 Unfortunately, talent like that doesn't come cheap. 312 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,296 Mr Underleigh requires four-star accommodations, 313 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,384 although I did get a fabulous deal on a hotel room outside the city. 314 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,221 I'm flying him in to give the keynote address at our sales conference. 315 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,642 Well, as I was saying, 316 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,812 for just a small donation to the Veiled Prophet Ball, 317 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,605 Cal-O-Metric will be featured in the programme 318 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,357 alongside other businesses like... 319 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,193 Look, I'd love to help you out, Lib. Can I call you lib? 320 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:59,823 But with this sales conference, I'm leaking cash like an old bladder. 321 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,367 I'm sorry to hear that. 322 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,578 You got to spend a mint to make a mint. 323 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,289 And I'm sick of being a big fish in a rain puddle. 324 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:12,419 By 1965, I want Cal-O-Metric to be the number-one diet product in America. 325 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:15,547 Well, in that case, you need to get the message out there. 326 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,842 An advertisement in this year's programme will be seen by hundreds of women... 327 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:23,597 Women, I might add, with significant disposable income. 328 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,308 Rich women. 329 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,768 Unhappy women. 330 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,812 Just imagine the exposure. 331 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,154 See? 332 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,823 Leaking again. 333 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,163 Mind if I join you? 334 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,256 How did you find me? 335 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,843 You wrote your work address on your study application. 336 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,721 And they said upstairs that I'd find you here. 337 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:08,099 Barbara, I feel terrible about how we left things. 338 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:12,395 Please, don't. Don't feel bad for me. 339 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:17,317 In fact, I thought maybe you could help us. 340 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,032 I'm setting up for the 4:00. I hope I didn't miss too much. 341 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:29,120 We decided to begin our work on dysfunction with male impotence. 342 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,124 How was it this morning? 343 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,504 I ended up putting together a slide show like Virginia suggested. 344 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,258 I spent hours digging through old photos... Shoeboxes full of them. 345 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,346 178 photos. Guess how many I was in? Two. 346 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,182 So, you've always been the one behind the camera. 347 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,310 Just like everything else in my life. 348 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:56,022 The action seems to be happening to somebody else. 349 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,525 I'm just like those guys. 350 00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,901 Those guys? 351 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,988 In the, you know, dysfunctional way. 352 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,907 I... 353 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,575 I have... 354 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:13,123 Vaginismus is the medical term, when the vagina becomes impenetrable. 355 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,542 Vaginismus, then. That's... 356 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:21,089 That's why Gil left me after two years. 357 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,925 After window shopping for rings. 358 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,011 That surprises me a bit. 359 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,098 Most men appreciate a woman 360 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,852 open to trying different forms of sex. 361 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,395 Well, not Gil. 362 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:40,650 His dad was a minister at one of those hellfire and brimstone churches. 363 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:44,487 So, having sex the normal way was hard enough for Gil, 364 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,030 let alone putting his... 365 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:52,620 Somewhere other than the one place that I can't put anything. 366 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,876 Freud, he did posit, 367 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:02,297 things that we learn as children never fully go away. 368 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:06,676 Even things that we know aren't true, there's a part of us that still believes them. 369 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,181 Like my neighbour. 370 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,099 Sid Pomerantz. 371 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:17,270 He was this big-shot producer Jane met a few months after we'd been in Hollywood. 372 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,815 He goes completely crazy for her, sending her Tiffany bracelets, 373 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,818 taking her to fancy parties, casting her. 374 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,572 I'm either at home unemployed or babysitting some director's incontinent bulldog. 375 00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:32,660 All of a sudden, Jane's getting home to our apartment later and later at night, 376 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,912 out painting the town with... 377 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,581 Mary Dougherty. 378 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,417 She was a sweet girl. She lived up the block from us. 379 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:41,586 Mary got pregnant at 14. 380 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,671 She kept it to herself, 381 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,509 then she went into labour a month early and bled to death in her bedroom. 382 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:49,803 How awful. 383 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:53,264 My mother used to say, "If you're a wicked girl, God will punish you. 384 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:57,268 "But if you're a good girl, Barbara, and you wait until marriage, 385 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,521 "then God will protect you." 386 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,068 And then, one day, out of the blue, I woke up with a figure, and... 387 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,780 Boys started to give me the time of day. 388 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:12,325 I liked it. All that attention. 389 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,452 But then any time I would be with a boy, 390 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:17,288 Mary Dougherty would pop into my head and it'd be like... 391 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:19,958 Like someone flipped a switch. 392 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:25,129 I just couldn't do anything in the bedroom with Jane. 393 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:28,132 Since then, I tried once with another girl. 394 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,886 Twice, sort of, but still. 395 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,390 I'm sorry. This is an inappropriate topic to be bringing up at work. 396 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,642 Not at all, Lester. 397 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,687 We talk about these 398 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:44,899 sorts of things every day. 399 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,694 It's why we ask about this on our questionnaire, 400 00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:51,072 about someone's first sexual experience. 401 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:55,702 My brother Paul had a friend who liked me. 402 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,204 He wanted to sleep with me, but I... 403 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,835 I didn't want to get pregnant, so, I used my mouth instead. 404 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,588 That's my first. 405 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:12,427 It was a while after that until 406 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:15,430 I realised that my opening had shut completely. 407 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:19,642 All that thinking about Mary Dougherty, I guess. 408 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,274 What was his name? Your first. 409 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:27,901 Paul's friend. 410 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,450 I can't remember. 411 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,163 Is that bad? 412 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,374 No. No, it... 413 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,377 It's just most people can't forget the name of their first partner. 414 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,004 Even if they want to. 415 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,393 Hello. 416 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:06,105 -Looking for fashion periodicals? -Yes. Yes, I am. 417 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:19,327 For heaven's sake! 418 00:26:56,448 --> 00:27:00,368 Honey, you haven't eaten anything. 419 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:03,913 -You can't let him do that. -I didn't notice. 420 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:07,542 There's an article in the afternoon edition about that man you saw. 421 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,253 What does it say? 422 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:14,632 Police found an ounce of marijuana in the victim's jacket. 423 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,928 They think it's some kind of drug deal gone awry. 424 00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,764 So I wouldn't feel too sorry for him if I were you. 425 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,767 They don't know who did it? 426 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,520 Still looking for a suspect. 427 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:34,235 Never should have moved to that awful neighbourhood. 428 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,320 Every area has its problems. 429 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:40,408 I don't remember men fighting for drugs outside of Washington University. 430 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:44,454 Well, that's why putting together a board is so important. 431 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:49,709 A reputable board is an essential partner in the raising of funds. 432 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,503 With more cash on hand, 433 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,882 we can move the office to a more desirable location. 434 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,927 Speaking of cash, I spoke to Glen Ellis this morning. 435 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:04,265 He said you managed to convince him to write a $50 cheque for the Veiled Prophet. 436 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,519 Told me you're a natural salesman. 437 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:17,612 Is that... Is that something burning? 438 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,032 The casserole. 439 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:41,344 I feel like a teenager smoking in the girls' room. 440 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:44,013 What did you say his name was again? 441 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,516 Francis H. Mason Jr. 442 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,354 He ever mention a Francis before? 443 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,649 Rochester School of Medicine. 444 00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:58,486 Okay, so I snooped through his file. Graduated 1947. 445 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,613 Bill was class of '43. 446 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,450 They must've been pals. 447 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,410 Who even knew the doc had friends? 448 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:09,080 He has never mentioned any to me. 449 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:12,959 Although, he has been acting strangely the past few days. 450 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,419 And the man does like to keep his secrets. 451 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:23,052 Motility grade is excellent. 452 00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,768 Morphology... Well above average. 453 00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:33,020 For Christ's sake, just tell me. 454 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:39,318 Sperm count is low. Two million per millilitre. 455 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,697 -Normal is... -Ten times that. 456 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:48,870 It's a random genetic anomaly. Incredibly common. 457 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,582 In fact, I... 458 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,379 Well, I see men with this condition every day. 459 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:02,508 I can assure you, you and your wife will be able to conceive. 460 00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,429 In a lab. 461 00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,640 I'd have thought, being a plastic surgeon, you'd appreciate more than most 462 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:14,187 that nature doesn't always have to have the last word. 463 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,438 In terms of treatment, 464 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:19,192 I spoke to Howard Graham at Kansas City Methodist this morning. 465 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:22,486 He feels quite confident in taking it from here. 466 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:29,660 Well, it hardly makes sense for you to upend both your lives for months on end 467 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,787 just to be treated here in St. Louis. 468 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:35,333 Why not? I'm due for a sabbatical anyway. 469 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,168 We could find an apartment in the area... 470 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:40,588 Howard Graham is one of the leading lights in the country in fertility. 471 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,758 You'll be in very capable hands, I can assure you. 472 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,301 He's not our doctor, Bill. 473 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,595 You are. 474 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,184 You can take your results to Dr Graham when you see him tomorrow morning. 475 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,354 I've scheduled an appointment for you and your wife for 9:00. 476 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:59,190 I assumed you'd be eager to get started. 477 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:02,860 I'll keep up with your case, make sure everything runs smoothly. 478 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:06,781 You and I... Well, we'll be in touch. 479 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,120 Like last time? 480 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,874 Good luck, Frank. 481 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,214 It's open! 482 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:27,051 I wasn't paying attention and I put too much soap in, 483 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,511 because the whole thing just exploded. 484 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:31,597 Well, I can take a look at it, if you want. 485 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,394 I'm sorry. I thought you were from Sears. 486 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,272 You want me to... 487 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,983 No. No, thank you. 488 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:49,448 Well, I'm here because I saw you yesterday drive by our building. 489 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:53,119 Yes, my husband works there now. 490 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:56,747 And I was only there, raising money for charity. 491 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:59,917 Actually, for the Veiled Prophet Ball. It's an annual... 492 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,252 Yeah, I know what it is. 493 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:05,381 It's one of the oldest traditions in St. Louis, actually. 494 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,841 I never understood it myself. 495 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,343 All those privileged folks paying a fortune 496 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,138 to see a man dressed up in robes and a white hood. 497 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:14,265 I mean, you can drive a couple hours south of here 498 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,267 and see that for free. 499 00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:19,812 I'm very busy, as you can see, 500 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,856 so, if there's something that I can do for you... 501 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,441 You saw what they did to Leonard. 502 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,235 Leonard Gilroy. 503 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,863 He's the treasurer of the St. Louis office of CORE. 504 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,408 Congress of Racial Equality? 505 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:38,456 He's the one you saw laying on the sidewalk. 506 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:45,379 I did see that. Yes. It was very upsetting. 507 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:50,301 Broke his nose, his arm, cracked a couple of ribs, 508 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,346 and left him outside the CORE office for everyone to see what they had done. 509 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,806 Well, the newspaper said that... 510 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:59,810 Leonard Gilroy is a history teacher, not a drug hustler. 511 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:03,814 And how can they say there was a fight when there were people there the whole time 512 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,441 and no one saw nothing like that? 513 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,110 I was surprised to read that, too. 514 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:14,325 I had just come out of the building, and hadn't noticed any sort of altercation. 515 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,993 Look, we got a couple of witnesses 516 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:20,289 who saw a truck drive by and saw Leonard get dumped out the back, 517 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,542 and one of them saw the first three numbers of the licence plate. 518 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:28,422 And, so, I was wondering If maybe you saw anything. 519 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:33,302 If there are other witnesses, why are you talking to me? 520 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:36,222 Because most of them are coloured folks. 521 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,518 The few white witnesses won't talk, 522 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,687 and the police aren't about to start an investigation 523 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,732 based on the testimony of a bunch of negroes. 524 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:49,735 So, if you did see something... 525 00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:57,618 I didn't. Sorry. 526 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,920 Francis Holden, radiologist from Kansas City. 527 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:12,591 That patient you brought in this morning, Francis Mason? 528 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:16,053 Plastic surgeon from Kansas City? 529 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,974 You two went to medical school together, right? 530 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:24,395 We went to the same school, yes. 531 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,480 And were you close? 532 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,234 We had a complicated relationship. 533 00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,736 In what way? 534 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:36,574 Things didn't end well between us. 535 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,076 Or I don't know. 536 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:41,871 We drifted apart. 537 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:48,169 Sent letters for a while, every year, then every two. 538 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,006 Then not at all. 539 00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:57,928 Well, he must have made some kind of impression on you, 540 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:00,014 considering you named yourself after him. 541 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:05,227 It's a coincidence. The universe is full of coincidences. 542 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:08,355 Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died within hours of each other 543 00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,233 exactly 50 years to the day 544 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,068 from the signing of the Declaration of Independence. 545 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,488 Right. 546 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,497 Are you going to join me? 547 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:29,043 I should have stopped after I had my third drink downstairs. 548 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,004 I may have overdone it. 549 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,884 I'm not sure I'd be of much use. 550 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,388 Well, we could try. 551 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,308 A man can tell. 552 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,442 You order something from downstairs? 553 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:59,532 I'm sorry to disturb you, Dr Holden, but you're on call tonight. 554 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,993 -Something the matter? -You could say that. 555 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:12,628 He's been dead for hours. You need a coroner, not an obstetrician. 556 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,340 He ate himself to death? 557 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,678 Either the lining of his stomach burst, or he suffered cardiac arrest. 558 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:25,558 Hard to say based on his presentation. 559 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,854 Well, maybe he's better off. 560 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:37,278 Whatever demons this man was battling with, clearly, they were considerable. 561 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:41,907 They can't harm him any more, can they? 562 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:49,456 I know, I know. I just... I needed to talk to you. 563 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,500 And then I saw your address in the phone book. 564 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:53,210 I realised you were just a short drive. 565 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,628 There are boundaries. 566 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,797 You cannot just show up at my home in the middle of the night. 567 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,465 You came looking for me! 568 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,510 You came to my building. You started talking to me. 569 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:05,598 And after all of that and letting me pour my heart out to you, 570 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:07,099 now you want to talk to me about boundaries? 571 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:10,894 -Barbara, my children are sleeping upstairs. -I'm sorry. 572 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:16,191 I just... I can't stop thinking about what you said. 573 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,615 I went home, and I took out all the old photo albums 574 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,074 back from when I was a kid. 575 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:28,412 And I thought if I could just find a picture of that boy, 576 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:31,540 if I could just put a face with the name, 577 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,710 that I would be sure to remember it straightaway. 578 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:36,545 And I did. 579 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,797 I remembered his name. 580 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,136 Paul. 581 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,014 But wasn't your brother... 582 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:55,189 We had this creek that ran behind our house, and Paul and I spent... 583 00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,902 ...practically every afternoon there. 584 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:05,658 We'd catch frogs and have them race. Silly things like that. 585 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,327 And then we got older. 586 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,874 And we made up new games. 587 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:16,377 Like... 588 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,880 You have to close your eyes 589 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:24,760 and then just hug each other as tightly as you can, 590 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,472 or kiss for 20 seconds with your mouth open. 591 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,393 And then one day, Paul asked me if he could put... 592 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,941 Just to try it. 593 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:43,237 And Paul said that if we were careful, we wouldn't make a baby. 594 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,739 And so we continued. 595 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:50,703 And then, one day, we were late for supper, and my mom came to find us. 596 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,581 And when she saw us there, she just... 597 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,420 ...didn't say anything for the longest time. 598 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:04,842 She just stood there, and she stared at us with this... 599 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:10,723 This look on her face. Not angry, just... 600 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:17,980 Sickened. 601 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:24,361 And then, she turned around and she walked home. 602 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:26,071 That was it. 603 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:27,990 She didn't say anything. 604 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:31,326 She never brought it up, but she didn't have to. 605 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:36,248 Because God saw what we did. 606 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:40,711 God knew what we had done, and that is why he did this to me. 607 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:43,380 He closed me up because of what we did. 608 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,801 Because we sickened him. 609 00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:59,813 Having a patient in your home... 610 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,565 I didn't know what else to do. 611 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,067 Once that kind of professional boundary has been crossed, 612 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,278 you can't simply snap your fingers and undo it. 613 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,865 I see no other option here besides a clean break. 614 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:13,327 No. No. I provoked those memories. 615 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,788 I can't just end it like that. That would be cruel. 616 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:20,751 She needs help, Bill. She's not eating or sleeping. 617 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,377 She has nowhere else to go. 618 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,884 All right, we bring her in as a patient... Our patient. 619 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,220 No more individual meetings. 620 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:37,184 We see her together, in the office, in a controlled environment. 621 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,855 In terms of treatment, 622 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:45,609 obviously, there is significant psychological trauma 623 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:46,860 underlying the physical symptoms. 624 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:50,280 Neither of us is equipped to be delving into this woman's psychology. 625 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,032 I know that. 626 00:40:58,122 --> 00:41:00,958 I would like to become equipped. 627 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,626 You know that I've wanted to go back to school. 628 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,547 What? As a practising psychologist? 629 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:12,177 Virginia, first of all, you'd have to complete an undergraduate degree. 630 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:13,971 That's four years of coursework. 631 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,723 There is an accelerated programme. I've looked into it. 632 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,017 And at least three more years of graduate studies, 633 00:41:19,102 --> 00:41:21,395 not to mention hundreds of hours of clinical practise 634 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,272 before you can even begin the accreditation process. 635 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:27,693 It's important to me, Bill, going back to school. You know that it is. 636 00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,403 And I fully support it. 637 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:34,283 I'm just wondering, how does years of study help Barbara in the short term? 638 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,578 All right, then. In the meantime... 639 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,081 Who is the best psychologist in St. Louis? 640 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,291 Lloyd Madden, maybe? 641 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,626 He chairs the programme at the University of Missouri. 642 00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:47,170 Well, then, let's call him and give him the basics of Barbara's case, 643 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,589 see what advice he has to offer. 644 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,340 No reputable physician would consent 645 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,510 to giving a medical opinion on a patient they haven't met. 646 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,555 And with us as intermediaries, passing on second-hand advice... 647 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:59,558 -What do you suggest, then? -Stick to what we know. 648 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:04,438 The focus of this study has always been the physiology of the human body. 649 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:06,356 I see no reason to change course now, 650 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:09,776 just because we're attempting to cure as opposed to simply observe. 651 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:19,786 Okay, salesladies, let's take our seats. The presentation is about to begin. 652 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,759 I didn't sleep a wink last night. 653 00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:37,763 -Nervous about your big day? -My spokesman croaked. 654 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:41,725 Had to drive out to some hotel in Alton, identify the body. 655 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,227 -Heart attack? -Cheesecake. 656 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,481 Turns out there was a reason he never made it past radio. 657 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,732 It's a blessing in disguise. 658 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:52,819 What kind of diet company has a 300-pound spokesman? 659 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,323 Plus, it pushed me to do something I've been thinking about for days. 660 00:42:56,407 --> 00:43:01,161 Excuse me. Excuse me. Ladies? Ladies, please be quiet. Ladies. 661 00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:07,918 It is with a heavy heart that I announce to you today 662 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:11,505 that Kent Underleigh, our beloved spokesman, 663 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:15,384 has passed beyond this earthly veil. 664 00:43:15,677 --> 00:43:19,388 Now, ladies, even in this dark moment, we must remember, 665 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:23,642 every end is a new beginning. 666 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:28,939 That's why I'm delighted to introduce our new spokesman for Cal-O-Metric. 667 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:31,942 With no further ado, 668 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:37,155 let's give a big Cal-O-Metric welcome to the new face of women's nutrition, 669 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,616 Dr Austin Langham! 670 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:42,619 Thank you! Thank you. 671 00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:44,871 Stop. You're embarrassing me. Please. 672 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,668 Thank you very much. 673 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:52,796 Possible somatic causes of impotence 674 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,718 may include vascular disease, hyperthyroid, 675 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:03,890 diabetes, or other endocrinological conditions. 676 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,521 We've been going for an hour. Should we take a break? 677 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:13,817 Let's keep rolling, actually. 678 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:17,988 Take a seat. 679 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:25,245 I realised that... 680 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:30,083 After all this time of you filming us, 681 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:37,299 you haven't had a chance to discuss your own role in the study. 682 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:48,935 I'm documenting it. I'm archiving it, really. I guess. 683 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,315 In your work, 684 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:57,027 what would you say has been your most important inspiration? 685 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:58,612 The study. 686 00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:04,367 I mean, in Hollywood, and I know because I've been there. 687 00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:06,870 They just churn out the same old stories... 688 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:09,539 The Western about the outlaw with a heart of gold 689 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:13,794 or the monster movie about the scientist that no one will listen to until it's too late. 690 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,130 But here, in this lab, 691 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:22,969 what you do every day, it's all brand-new. 692 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:30,060 And what we do here is not just about observation and discovery, though. 693 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:34,189 What good is a theory, after all, if you can't do anything with it? 694 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,193 The work we're doing here, it's changing. 695 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:43,615 We're no longer simply observing phenomena and compiling data. 696 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,701 We're beginning to explore the idea of intervention... 697 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,498 Working directly with patients. 698 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:57,295 Our new mission here is not simply to observe. 699 00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,172 It's also to heal. 700 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:12,811 The gown, the gloves, the dancing lessons, the whole thing cost a fortune. 701 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,564 So, I was the only one in my class who wasn't a debutante. 702 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:18,567 Well, in spite of that, I would say you debuted quite well. 703 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:21,153 Now, where is that waiter? 704 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,366 -The lady will have a gin and tonic. -Thank you. 705 00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:28,994 Bill masters, how the hell are you? 706 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:30,579 Dr Pearson. Allow me to introduce you to... 707 00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:32,747 Mrs Masters, what a pleasure. 708 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:34,958 No, actually, this is Mrs Masters. 709 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:39,045 And Mrs Johnson works with Bill, which is like being married. 710 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,797 Yes, only the hours are worse. 711 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:44,301 There you two are. 712 00:46:44,677 --> 00:46:47,345 Hello. Look who else is here. 713 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,807 The king and his court have arrived. 714 00:46:50,892 --> 00:46:52,809 From the Court of Honour, 715 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:57,230 the Queen of Love and Beauty is crowned by the Veiled Prophet of Khorassan. 716 00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,902 It certainly is a fascinating tradition. 717 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,945 It's been going since 1878. 718 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:09,701 Damn strange tradition is what it is. But at least the liquor's always first-class. 719 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,162 You behave yourself, Sam Duncan. 720 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:17,959 A toast to Libby Masters, true Christian saint if there ever was one. 721 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,795 Libby raised $300 in one week. 722 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,172 It was nothing, really. 723 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,465 -Hear, hear. -Cheers. 724 00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:26,551 And have you given any more thought to our proposal, Chief Duncan? 725 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:31,681 I have a feeling this study of yours is political poison. 726 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,517 Well, but then again, you're not a politician, are you? 727 00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:37,479 In fact, we're the opposite of political men. 728 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:38,939 Thank God for it. 729 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:41,733 So, I suppose I'm in. 730 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,949 Shall we head in? 731 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,120 Just... 732 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:00,752 There you are, sir. 733 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,130 Excellent. 734 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,231 Robert Franklin came to the house yesterday. 735 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,317 Coral's brother. 736 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,653 What did he want? 737 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:31,825 He said the story in the newspaper about that man in front of your office isn't true. 738 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,201 There are witnesses, he said, 739 00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,453 who saw the man being thrown out of a truck. 740 00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:37,831 And what has that got to do with you? 741 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:42,669 I saw the truck. It almost drove right into me. 742 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:46,172 He asked me to go to the police, to tell them what I saw. 743 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,051 This is not our issue, Lib. 744 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:54,180 "Our" issue? This isn't our issue. 745 00:48:56,517 --> 00:49:01,771 The only reason I volunteered to raise money was to convince Sam to join the board. 746 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:02,856 And I appreciate it. 747 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,816 I know you do. It's just... 748 00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:09,487 Everything in our lives, Bill, for as long as I can remember, 749 00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,114 has been about the study. 750 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:15,201 I mean, loans we've taken out and friendships that we've lost, 751 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:19,622 and it's all been for your work, work that does not include me. 752 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,584 I just... I don't know... 753 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:26,921 I don't know where I fit in with it all. 754 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,383 You're with me. 755 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:48,318 Frank just called. 756 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:52,364 Said he'll meet you tonight at the coffee shop at 9:00. 757 00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:00,997 Dr Madden is expecting you at 7:00. 758 00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:04,084 I figured it would be easiest for you to see him after work. 759 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,418 You made me an appointment? 760 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:09,339 Dr Madden is an expert in this area. He can help you. 761 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:11,841 You can discuss the problems that you've been having. 762 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:14,094 I thought that you were helping me. 763 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:17,764 Yes, but I don't have anywhere near the qualifications... 764 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:21,101 You cannot expect me to sit down with a complete stranger. 765 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:25,730 A man, no less and tell him the things that I have told you. 766 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,899 No, I'm sorry, Virginia. 767 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:30,693 I'm sorry, but I can't. I'm sorry. 768 00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:06,146 I'd like to speak to you, about what I saw the other day. 769 00:51:10,443 --> 00:51:11,818 I can't live like this. 770 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:15,488 I've lost my appetite. I haven't slept in days. 771 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,074 And why do you think that is? 772 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:22,203 Something happened to me a very long time ago. 773 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,165 And, somehow... 774 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:28,168 Well, it's come up again. 775 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:36,134 When I grew up, there was a creek that ran behind my house. 776 00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,888 And in the summers, my brother and I, we would spend every day down there, 777 00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:44,767 chasing frogs, and holding our breaths under water. 778 00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,521 And then, eventually, 779 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:53,860 as we got older, the games, they changed. 780 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:13,880 -I thought you were going home. -We were. 781 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,549 We discussed it, though, 782 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:20,386 and we decided we didn't want anyone else doing the treatments. 783 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,721 We've made arrangements. 784 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,641 Pauline found a hotel that accommodates long-term stays... 785 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:26,726 This was not the agreement. 786 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,688 I didn't agree to anything. 787 00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:39,030 My first week as a resident, 788 00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:43,868 they had me on the emergency-medicine rotation. 789 00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:45,995 About 2:00 in the morning one night, 790 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,748 they bring in this young girl, automobile accident. 791 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:52,919 She'd lost control, swerved off an embankment into a ditch. 792 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,546 Went right through the glass, 793 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:58,758 skidded across asphalt and gravel for 30, 40 feet. 794 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:04,764 Her face... I'm sure you can imagine. It was just... 795 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:10,603 They called in a plastic surgeon from New York City. 796 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:13,565 I watched him work on that girl for hours. 797 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:15,858 When he was finished, 798 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:20,154 she walked out of that hospital with a brand-new face. 799 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:25,451 The next morning, I switched my speciality to plastic surgery. 800 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,454 I thought, "What could be better 801 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:31,541 "than being able to give somebody a second chance?" 802 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:38,131 The embankment she swerved off? It wasn't an accident. 803 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,968 All we'd done was ruin her plans. 804 00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:50,310 Six months later, she corrected the mistake... Took a fistful of sleeping pills. 805 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:57,066 You think it's enough to fix the outside. 806 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,695 That's the easy part. 807 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,955 I have to tell you, Bill... 808 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:17,670 I've spent most of my life pretending you don't exist. 809 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:22,008 When people would ask me, I'd tell them I was an only child. 810 00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:25,178 "My parents only wanted one." 811 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:31,351 At some point, I'd said it so long, I started half-believing it myself. 812 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:49,702 I want my brother back.