1 00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:04,253 VIRGINIA: Previously on Masters of Sex... 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,172 It's my first day back at my old job. 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:09,217 Whole space up here belongs to Masters and Johnson now. 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,426 I'm the new girl. 5 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:11,678 Betty can also help with the books. 6 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,638 I'm not sure I can scrape together this month's rent. 7 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,056 You will scrape, Flo. 8 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:18,351 Well, I was wondering if I could fill one of those on-call positions 9 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,687 in return for your waiving the charge 10 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,438 for Mrs Holden's and my room. 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:23,564 What do you want with Coral? 12 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,650 Just because you're Coral's boyfriend doesn't... I'm her brother. 13 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,194 I want us to get back together. 14 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,238 I've moved on, Austin. 15 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:33,282 VIRGINIA: Barbara, I thought that you and Dr Greathouse, 16 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,535 there was a sexual... We did everything. 17 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,286 Just not the normal way. 18 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,455 In terms of your participating in the study... 19 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,873 Don't feel bad about rejecting me. 20 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,042 You're not gonna take my mother's money. 21 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:44,502 I had to help you, son. 22 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,504 I couldn't not. Not again. 23 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,090 Did you know that we haven't had sex in over a year? 24 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:52,135 I think Bill is under a lot of pressure. 25 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,345 YVETTE: (SIGHS) Nothing is happening. 26 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,930 How long do you want me to try? 27 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,563 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,359 FRANCIS: Rita Hayworth, 29 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,320 Ruth Taylor, 30 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,447 Lana Turner, Marilyn Monroe... 31 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,948 They're all doing it. 32 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,701 Rhinoplasty, chin implants, 33 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,369 face lifts. 34 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,789 Lift as in a literal... No. 35 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,166 It's a basic elevation 36 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,834 and re-draping of the skin. 37 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,377 Remember in med school, 38 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,879 they used to say plastic surgery 39 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,548 was for cleft palates and burn victims. 40 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,343 People are finally realising 41 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,220 just because you're born with one face 42 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,472 doesn't mean you're stuck with it. 43 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,725 Obstetrician, plastic surgeon. 44 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:27,355 Two of Rochester Medical School's alumni made good. 45 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,857 You were supposed to be an English professor. 46 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,611 For 15 minutes, maybe. 47 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,363 Do you still read the way you used to? 48 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,573 Melville in a day, Tolstoy in a week? 49 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,117 I don't have the time any more. 50 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:43,037 Well, you didn't have the time in school, either, 51 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,997 but you still managed it. 52 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:50,836 "Suffering has been greater than all other teaching. 53 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,297 "I have been bent and broken, 54 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,883 "but I hope into a better shape." 55 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:01,639 Charles Dickens. I know who it is. 56 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,599 You wrote that to me. 57 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,271 That was the last letter I ever got from you. 58 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,772 Whenever you boys are ready. 59 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,023 What are you doing? 60 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,067 You came all the way from Kansas City. 61 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,652 Absolutely not. 62 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,362 No, this is my treat, Frank. 63 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,655 End of discussion. 64 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,158 (CHUCKLES) 65 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:25,204 Professor Tolan used to say 66 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,873 you were the biggest pain in the ass 67 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,710 to ever grace his lecture hall. 68 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,212 I see some things don't change. 69 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:36,090 It was great seeing you. Really. 70 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,093 You don't think I drove six and a half hours 71 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,971 to discuss Marilyn Monroe's nose job, do you? 72 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,057 I don't know if you heard, 73 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,561 but after all my years of bachelorhood debauchery, 74 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,813 I finally settled down. 75 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,232 I did. 76 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,151 Through the grapevine. 77 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,403 The grapevine. 78 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,946 Congratulations. 79 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,741 As soon as we got hitched, 80 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,743 first thing, I cleared out my office, 81 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,244 set it up as a nursery. 82 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:09,081 Pauline and I, we've been trying, 83 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,000 but a year on, 84 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,336 I'm starting to worry. 85 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,589 I'm hoping you can help us. 86 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,424 I... 87 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,887 I do know a few fertility specialists in Kansas City, 88 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:27,183 but I could easily have made a recommendation over the phone. 89 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,644 Why would I see a stranger in Kansas City 90 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,270 when I'm sitting here, 91 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,857 talking to the leading fertility expert in the Midwest? 92 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:38,903 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 93 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,365 So, we have rejected 126 subjects from the study 94 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,449 due to dysfunction. 95 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,368 That's nearly a third of all applicants. 96 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,203 In the future, we'll make a special note 97 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,746 of subjects presenting dysfunction. 98 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,748 We can build a patient base from there. 99 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,501 Or from here. 100 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,006 M-25-106-NV. 101 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,050 Son of a bitch. Wake up. 102 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,760 Impotence. 103 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,388 F-34-21 -NV. 104 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,597 Dyspareunia. 105 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,265 Is it supposed to feel like knives? 106 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,979 M-28-364-NV. 107 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,815 Ejaculatory incompetence. 108 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,983 Don't hold back on my account. 109 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,276 NV? 110 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,403 Non-viable. 111 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,656 You kept them all. 112 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,074 Why? 113 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,368 Well, if they're brave enough to come in, 114 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,245 we should at least keep a record of that bravery, 115 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,705 don't you think? 116 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,385 You're a magician with those fingers. 117 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,722 Well, what brings you in today, Miss Packer? 118 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,724 My arches are as flat as old soda pop. 119 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,101 At work, I'm hobbling up the stairs like a polio baby. 120 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,728 Girl in the building, Virginia Johnson, 121 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,396 she saw me, said, 122 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,815 "Flo, you need Dr Langham and you need him now." 123 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,233 Oh, you're a Virginia referral. 124 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,651 Yeah, I work right next door to her. 125 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:01,777 At Cal-O-Metric? 126 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,696 No kidding? You know, my wife... 127 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,449 Uh, my ex-wife used to work there, too. 128 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,326 Oh, I know. I was her boss. 129 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,247 Oh, the stories I used to hear about Elise Langham's husband. 130 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,417 You've been a very naughty orthopaedist, Dr Langham. 131 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,128 (GRUNTS) 132 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,380 Well, with what I'm seeing here, Miss Packer, 133 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:24,425 I think you may be a prime candidate for surgery. 134 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,218 Oh, I can't wait for surgery. (WATER RUNNING) 135 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,220 This week's our yearly sales conference. 136 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,513 I don't want to be dragging around 137 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,432 like Quasimodo in the bell tower. 138 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,602 I could offer you a cortisone shot. 139 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,481 In the long run, I recommend you consider losing weight. 140 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,649 You're putting tremendous pressure on your feet. 141 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,235 Some men like a lady with curves. 142 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:44,487 You? 143 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,530 (SIGHS) 144 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,408 In spite of what you may have heard, Miss Packer, 145 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:53,078 my relationship with my patients is strictly professional. 146 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,872 Sure. 147 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,000 But somehow, I can't help but to think 148 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,753 that if I lost 50 pounds and dropped 10 years, 149 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,798 you might be whistling a different tune. 150 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:07,218 Look, I made some very foolish decisions in the past... 151 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,553 Decisions that have made my life here at the hospital 152 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,013 a living hell. 153 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,433 Passed up for promotion the last two years, 154 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:17,978 and, uh, my colleagues actually call me Don, 155 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,563 as in Don Juan. 156 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,857 Frankly, I would give anything to walk through that door 157 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,067 and never come back here again, 158 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,527 start over somewhere else, 159 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,903 somewhere new. 160 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,155 But seeing as that's not going to happen, 161 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,824 the best thing for me to do is to... 162 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,286 Stay out of trouble. 163 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:35,788 So, uh, if you don't mind, 164 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:39,375 I will ask the nurse to prepare your cortisone shot for you. 165 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,378 Nurse. (DOOR CLOSES) 166 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,339 (DOOR OPENS) 167 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,973 While I have your attention... 168 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,063 I thought you might be interested to know 169 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,148 that we're being audited. 170 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,611 The IRS wants 4,000 bucks in taxes, 171 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,321 with interest. 172 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,742 You said we were exempt from taxes. 173 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:16,328 No, I said companies that apply for 174 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,748 and receive 501 (c) not-for-profit organisation status 175 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,002 under the Internal Revenue Code were exempt from taxes. 176 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,211 You haven't applied? 177 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,673 No, because in order to apply, 178 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,633 you need to have a board of trustees, 179 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,843 like I told you two months ago. 180 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:31,969 I'm working on that. 181 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:38,309 Libby and I are having dinner tonight with Sam Duncan. 182 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,311 I'm assuming that if I can convince 183 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,771 the Chief of Police to join our board, 184 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,565 others will follow. 185 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,192 You're going to convince him? 186 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,528 Why not? 187 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,948 Virginia? VIRGINIA: Yes? 188 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,451 You got any plans tonight? 189 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,037 Not at the moment. 190 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,705 Well, you do now. 191 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,797 DR MASTERS: Subjects are unmarried and randomly assigned. 192 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,508 (WOMAN MOANING) 193 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,807 Darkening of the areolae. 194 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,392 I was thinking, 195 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,728 what if every dysfunction 196 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,980 had a male version and a female version? 197 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:27,816 Meaning? 198 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,986 Meaning, look at normal sexual functioning. 199 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,988 There's a kind of symmetry to it. 200 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,740 Swelling of the testes in men, 201 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,450 swelling of the vulva in women, 202 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,661 so what if the opposite were true, too? 203 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,206 Vaginismus could be the female equivalent of impotence. 204 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,792 Well, impotence has a significantly 205 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,044 higher rate of occurrence than vaginismus. 206 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,673 Kinsey puts it upward of 27% of men 207 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,591 that have trouble achieving erection. 208 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,051 Granted, that's anecdotal, 209 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,971 but Wilhelm Stekel makes the number closer to 50. 210 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,348 You've looked into this already. 211 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,434 Uh, preliminary research only. 212 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,560 (CLEARS THROAT) 213 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,564 Um, I was wondering if I could take an extra couple hours 214 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,899 for my lunch break tomorrow. 215 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,609 It's just, um, it's... 216 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,195 My dad's funeral, is all. 217 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,367 Oh, I'm so sorry, Lester. 218 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,161 Uh, yes, of course, take all the time you need. 219 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,747 Actually, if I could leave a little early today, 220 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,666 I'm trying to write my eulogy. 221 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,959 I was up all night working on it, 222 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,168 but I just can't seem to crack it. 223 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,797 Why don't you try it out on us first? 224 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,215 Really? 225 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,760 I guess I could use some feedback at this point. 226 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,889 Um... 227 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,143 "My dad had a long, happy life. 228 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,561 "He was a lawyer. 229 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,312 "He loved his family." 230 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,983 That's all I have so far. 231 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,737 It's a fantastic start. 232 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:59,658 And maybe the rest of it will come a bit more naturally 233 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,244 if you were to try, I don't know, uh, 234 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,746 maybe something visual. 235 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,206 My cousin, for example, she had a slide show at her wedding. 236 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,250 To be honest, it was not... 237 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,334 It was not very good, 238 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,588 but yours, I think, would be terrific. 239 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,132 (BOTH MOANING) 240 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,092 Climax. (STOPWATCH CLICKS) 241 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,352 Nervous? 242 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,021 Thirsty. 243 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,358 $5 for prime rib? That is highway robbery. 244 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,611 If it goes well tonight, it'll be worth the price. 245 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,614 I still don't understand why you need a board. 246 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,741 When you go to the grocery store, why do you buy... 247 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,825 Campbell's soup? 248 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,077 Why not some other variety? 249 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,745 Well, I know Campbell's is good. 250 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,246 You trust the name, the label. 251 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,539 That's precisely what a board is. 252 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,957 It's packaging. 253 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,292 And the right packaging 254 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,628 is what will allow us to get our tax-exempt status 255 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,379 so we can get through this audit in one piece. 256 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,589 You've been audited? 257 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,885 Here they are now. 258 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,640 FLORENCE: Caroline is just at her wit's end 259 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,058 with the Veiled Prophet Ball. 260 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,851 DR MASTERS: The thing is, our study, 261 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,895 it isn't really about sex at all. 262 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,356 Do you know what the number-one cause of divorce 263 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,191 in the state of Missouri is? 264 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,736 Sexual dissatisfaction. 265 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,404 And the children of divorce, 266 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,531 as I'm sure you do know, 267 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,200 they're 10 times more likely to pursue a life of crime. 268 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,203 An alarming statistic with a clear correlation. 269 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,163 If we can save even one child 270 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,706 from the scourge of divorce... 271 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,377 Then we feel we've done our small part in the fight against crime. 272 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,962 So, all of these volunteers, 273 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,505 they're all married couples? 274 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,508 Of course. 275 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,138 (SIGHS) I don't know. 276 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,890 Me being on the board of something like this. 277 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,977 I'm gonna have to think about it. 278 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,437 You know what I think? 279 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,148 I think we should share a table 280 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,983 at the Veiled Prophet Ball this Friday. 281 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,943 Mrs Duncan's been bending your ear 282 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,361 about her chairing the leadership committee? 283 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,529 (LAUGHING) 284 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,782 Well, truly, with the economy the way it is, 285 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,993 if we don't receive more donations by Friday, 286 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,245 we'll have to make some devastating decisions. 287 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,205 Well, if you are looking for more volunteers, 288 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,915 I would be more than happy to lend a hand. 289 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,625 Look at you. One good idea after another. 290 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,752 I wouldn't want to impose, but... 291 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,629 It is a great cause, Lib. 292 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,922 Of course it is. 293 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,341 Well, Virginia, you must come, too. 294 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,846 I've always wondered about the Veiled Prophet 295 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,807 with his strange mask and costumes. 296 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,226 Well, you'll come with me and Bill. 297 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,811 We'll go as a triumvirate. 298 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:33,979 FLORENCE: Fabulous! 299 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,690 (SAM AND FLORENCE LAUGH) 300 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,197 DR MASTERS: I, uh, tried to find a... 301 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,990 An opening in the calendar, 302 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,617 but unfortunately, 303 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,411 all the, uh, regular appointment times were taken. 304 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,164 We don't mind getting up with the birds. Yeah. 305 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,918 My staff usually opens the office, turns on the lights. 306 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,294 Ah. 307 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,299 Uh, just... 308 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,427 It is such a pleasure to finally meet you, 309 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,930 although I feel like I've known you forever, really. 310 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,265 Francis has told me all about the trouble 311 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,226 you two used to get up to. 312 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,853 Well, Bill was always better behaved than I was. 313 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,438 Everyone was better behaved than you. 314 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,023 (CHUCKLES) 315 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,776 Folks that knew him back then, 316 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,194 they always ask me, 317 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,030 "How did you ever get this bum to stop running around 318 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,406 "and put a ring on your finger?" 319 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,325 It is an impressive feat. 320 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,868 (PAULINE CHUCKLES) 321 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,873 Once you finish filling out the, uh, intake forms, 322 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,752 I'll be taking samples of blood, urine, 323 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,630 and semen for testing. 324 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,216 Are there any questions? 325 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,054 Pauline and I have been wondering 326 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,305 if there's any way to know 327 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,058 if the issues we've been having 328 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,311 have anything to do with my disease. 329 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,483 My alcoholism. 330 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,444 Your... 331 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,197 I assumed you knew. 332 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,740 The grapevine and all. 333 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,577 Francis hasn't had a drop in almost a year. 334 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:20,794 I don't believe past drinking should have any impact whatsoever 335 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,422 on your chances of conception. 336 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,340 (SIGHS) (CHUCKLES) 337 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,011 Well, I can't tell you what a relief that is, Bill. 338 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,609 Sorry. I got stuck with a patient. 339 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,906 I didn't think we had any appointments until 10:00 today. 340 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,035 Where should we begin? 341 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,414 Um, well, male impotence, 342 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,499 343 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,960 female dyspareunia, male dyspareunia. 344 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,214 Well, we're in the volume business. 345 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,549 I suppose it makes the most sense 346 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,426 to start where we can make the most difference. 347 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,430 Male impotence it is. 348 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,724 We can start with the sexual history questionnaires. 349 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,726 Look for any patterns. 350 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,646 Similar backgrounds, psychological abnormalities. 351 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,857 I think we should stay focused on the data. 352 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,985 Without the empirical work we've gathered, 353 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,488 sexual histories are just a collection of anecdotes. 354 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,408 Yes, but the data by itself only tells part of the story. 355 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,993 We're not telling stories. 356 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,372 We have to devise practical methods for treating these men. 357 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,173 Start by compiling a list of techniques 358 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,802 that have already proven a degree of effectiveness. 359 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,140 Betty might be a place to start. 360 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,436 If you're a taxi driver, you got lousy tips. 361 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,855 If you're a mailman, you got barking dogs, 362 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,067 and if you're a hooker, you got this. 363 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,694 Were there any methods in particular that you found useful? 364 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,947 Hands, mouth, you know. 365 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,198 Whatever worked. 366 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,826 In other words, an aggressive approach seemed most effective? 367 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,369 And then it wouldn't be. 368 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,621 Sometimes I'd give the guy 369 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,666 a special tonic straight from India. 370 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,126 I'd warn him about it first, though. 371 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,961 I'd say, "Sure you want to take this? 372 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:27,421 "If you take too much of it, 373 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,881 "your erection might last forever." 374 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,383 And the ingredients were? 375 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,802 Rum and cayenne pepper. 376 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,639 If you could get this guy to believe it, 377 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,975 you could get that guy to believe it, too. 378 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,393 Placebo effect. 379 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,520 Hmm, we called it punch for suckers. 380 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,522 And if that didn't work, 381 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,065 we had a couple penis pumps lying around, 382 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,192 but, ugh, those were a real pain. 383 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,735 They'd make your arm sore for a couple days. 384 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:54,614 Clearly, this is not just a physical problem. 385 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,951 Once, I was in the backseat with Gordon Garrett, 386 00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,828 my high-school beau. 387 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,540 He never had any problems whatsoever with performance, 388 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,626 but this one night, he found his mother's handkerchief 389 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,044 tucked in between the cushions 390 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,337 and smelling like her perfume, 391 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,257 and that was the end of that. 392 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,092 Exactly. 393 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:18,013 Most of the time, it's a mental block. 394 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,431 You know, guy feels lousy about himself, 395 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,933 guy feels guilty about his wife or his mother 396 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,603 or he's got a thing for farm animals or whatever, 397 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,606 but you're still stuck with the same problem... 398 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:31,359 How to get it up so he can finish off, pay up, and get out. 399 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,491 Hey, while we're on the subject of happy customers, 400 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,409 what's this file you left here? 401 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,411 Uh, it's the Masons. 402 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,955 New fertility patients. I saw them this morning. 403 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,499 Early this morning. 404 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,459 Mr Mason was only available before 7:00. 405 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,044 Oh, I didn't see them in the... 406 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,796 I'm gonna need you to have the lab rush their test results. 407 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,757 You have any idea how much that costs? 408 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,884 I don't care how much it costs. 409 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,802 Just get it done, please. 410 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,850 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 411 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,311 KENT'S VOICE: Are you in a rut? 412 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,355 Do you eat to excess? 413 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:13,276 Does your husband keep his eyes glued to the television 414 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,362 when you step into the room? 415 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,571 You get the idea. 416 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,282 Our new radio spot. 417 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,827 Ah, I can't believe Kent Underleigh is your spokesman. 418 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,996 I used to listen to him on that old radio soap, 419 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,457 Hospital of Love, in junior high. 420 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:30,544 Unfortunately, talent like that doesn't come cheap. 421 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,795 Mr Underleigh requires 422 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,171 four-star accommodations, 423 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,173 although I did get a fabulous deal 424 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,259 on a hotel room outside the city. 425 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,221 I'm flying him in to give the keynote address at our sales conference. 426 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,472 Ah. 427 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,517 Well, um, as I was saying, 428 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,687 for just a small donation to the Veiled Prophet Ball, 429 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,522 Cal-O-Metric will be featured in the programme 430 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,232 alongside other businesses like... 431 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,817 Look, I'd love to help you out, Lib. 432 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,068 Can I call you lib? 433 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,362 But with this sales conference, 434 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,781 I'm leaking cash like an old bladder. 435 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,200 I'm sorry to hear that. 436 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,452 You got to spend a mint to make a mint. 437 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,038 And I'm sick of being a big fish in a rain puddle. 438 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,583 By 1965, I want Cal-O-Metric 439 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,752 to be the number-one diet product in America. 440 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:13,962 Well, in that case, 441 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,338 you need to get the message out there. 442 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,173 An advertisement in this year's programme 443 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,842 will be seen by hundreds of women... 444 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,719 Women, I might add, 445 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,471 with significant disposable income. 446 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,308 Rich women. 447 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,643 Unhappy women. 448 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,770 Just imagine the exposure. 449 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,900 (SIGHS) 450 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,029 See? 451 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,740 Leaking again. 452 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,783 (PEN CLICKS) 453 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,454 VIRGINIA: Mind if I join you? 454 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,131 How did you find me? 455 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,509 You wrote your work address on your study application. 456 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,596 And they said upstairs that I'd find you here. 457 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,932 Barbara, I feel terrible about how we left things. 458 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,517 Please, don't. 459 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,520 Don't feel bad for me. 460 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,691 In fact, I thought maybe you could help us. 461 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,946 I'm setting up for the 4:00. 462 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,865 I hope I didn't miss too much. 463 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,577 Uh, we decided to begin our work on dysfunction 464 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,995 with male impotence. 465 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,999 How was it this morning? 466 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:36,002 I ended up putting together a slide show 467 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,379 like Virginia suggested. 468 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,423 I spent hours digging through old photos... 469 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,133 Shoeboxes full of them. 470 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,510 178 photos. 471 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,261 Guess how many I was in. 472 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,388 Two. 473 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,723 So, you've always been the one behind the camera. 474 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,185 Just like everything else in my life. 475 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,771 The action seems to be happening to somebody else. 476 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,400 I'm just like those guys. 477 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,734 Those guys? 478 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,861 In the, you know... 479 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,863 Dysfunctional way. 480 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,740 I, uh... 481 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,283 I have... 482 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,911 Vaginismus is the medical term, 483 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,997 when the vagina becomes impenetrable. 484 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,417 Vaginismus, then. That's... 485 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:20,672 That's why Gil left me after two years. 486 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,925 After window shopping for rings. 487 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,219 That surprises me a bit. 488 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:29,931 Most men appreciate a woman 489 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,727 open to trying different forms of sex. 490 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,270 Well, not Gil. 491 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,522 His dad was a minister at one of those 492 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,941 hellfire and brimstone churches. 493 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:44,446 So, having sex the normal way was hard enough for Gil, 494 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,780 let alone putting his... 495 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:52,454 Somewhere other than the one place that I can't put anything. 496 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,959 Freud, he did posit, 497 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:02,172 things that we learn as children never fully go away. 498 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,882 Even things that we know aren't true, 499 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,551 there's a part of us that still believes them. 500 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,636 Hmm. 501 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,055 Like my neighbour. 502 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,599 Sid Pomerantz. 503 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,518 He was this big-shot producer Jane met 504 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,811 a few months after we'd been in Hollywood. 505 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,355 He goes completely crazy for her, 506 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,690 sending her Tiffany bracelets, 507 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,192 taking her to fancy parties, 508 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,651 casting her. 509 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,403 I'm either at home unemployed 510 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,614 or babysitting some director's incontinent bulldog. 511 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,700 All of a sudden, Jane's getting home to our apartment 512 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:32,535 later and later at night, 513 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:33,787 out painting the town with... 514 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,456 Mary Dougherty. 515 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,292 She was a sweet girl. She lived up the block from us. 516 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,461 Mary got pregnant at 14. 517 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,546 She kept it to herself, 518 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,341 then she went into labour a month early 519 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,842 and bled to death in her bedroom. 520 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,677 Oh, how awful. 521 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:53,139 My mother used to say, "If you're a wicked girl, God will punish you. 522 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,767 "But if you're a good girl, Barbara, 523 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,143 "and you wait until marriage, 524 00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:59,187 "then God will protect you." 525 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,566 And then one day, out of the blue, 526 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,943 I woke up with a figure, and... 527 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,738 Boys started to give me the time of day. 528 00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,740 I liked it. 529 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,200 All that attention. 530 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,327 But then any time I would be with a boy, 531 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,163 Mary Dougherty would pop into my head and it'd be like... 532 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,582 Like someone flipped a switch. 533 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:24,045 I just couldn't do anything in the bedroom with Jane. 534 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,007 Since then, I tried once with another girl. 535 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,761 Twice, sort of, but still. 536 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,221 I'm sorry. 537 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,306 This is an inappropriate topic to be bringing up at work. 538 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,517 Not at... Not at all, Lester. 539 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,562 We, uh, we talk about these... 540 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,774 ...sorts of things every day. 541 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,652 It's why we ask about this on our questionnaire, 542 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:50,947 about someone's first sexual experience. 543 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:54,993 My brother Paul had a friend who liked me. 544 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,079 He wanted to sleep with me, but I... 545 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,457 I didn't want to get pregnant, 546 00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,710 so I used my mouth instead. 547 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:05,962 That's my first. 548 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:12,427 It was a while after that until I... 549 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,388 ...realised that my opening had shut completely. 550 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,058 All that thinking about Mary Dougherty, I guess. 551 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,731 What was his name? 552 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,274 Your first. 553 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,775 Paul's friend. 554 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,198 (CHUCKLES) 555 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,283 I can't remember. 556 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,038 Is that bad? 557 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,331 No. 558 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,207 No, it... 559 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:44,751 It's just most people can't forget the name 560 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,252 of their first partner. 561 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,712 Even if they want to. 562 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,840 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 563 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,226 Hello. 564 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,228 Looking for fashion periodicals? 565 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,521 Yes. Yes, I am. 566 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,410 For heaven's sake! 567 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,329 (TYRES SCREECHING) 568 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,625 (TYRES SCREECHING) 569 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,502 (WOMAN SCREAMS IN DISTANCE) 570 00:26:56,323 --> 00:27:00,201 Oh, honey. You haven't eaten anything. 571 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,286 You can't let him do that. 572 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:03,788 I didn't notice. 573 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,082 There's an article in the afternoon edition 574 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,375 about that man you saw. 575 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,294 What does it say? 576 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,964 Police found an ounce of marijuana 577 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,507 in the victim's jacket. 578 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,803 They think it's some kind of drug deal gone awry. 579 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,639 So I wouldn't feel too sorry for him if I were you. 580 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,892 They don't know who did it? 581 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,395 Still looking for a suspect. 582 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:34,110 Never should have moved to that awful neighbourhood. 583 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:36,154 Every area has its problems. 584 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,697 I don't remember men fighting for drugs 585 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,615 outside of Washington University. 586 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,453 Well, that's why putting together a board is so important. 587 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:48,750 A reputable board is an essential partner in the raising of funds. 588 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,378 With more cash on hand, 589 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:53,504 we can move the office 590 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,757 to a more desirable location. 591 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,341 Oh, speaking of cash, 592 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,802 I spoke to Glen Ellis this morning. 593 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,596 He said you managed to convince him 594 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,140 to write a $50 cheque for the Veiled Prophet. 595 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,394 Told me you're a natural salesman. 596 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:14,942 Is that... 597 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,779 Is that something burning? 598 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,448 The casserole. 599 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,009 I feel like a teenager smoking in the girls' room. 600 00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:41,219 Mmm-hmm. 601 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,429 What did you say his name was again? 602 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:46,057 Francis H. Mason Jr. 603 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,229 He ever mention a Francis before? 604 00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,899 Rochester school of medicine. 605 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,984 Okay, so I snooped through his file. 606 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,319 Graduated 1947. 607 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,488 Bill was class of '43. 608 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,117 They must've been pals. 609 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:06,285 Who even knew the doc had friends? 610 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,955 (CHUCKLES) He has never mentioned any to me. 611 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:12,834 Although, he has been acting strangely the past few days. 612 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,294 And the man does like to keep his secrets. 613 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,925 Motility grade is... 614 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,927 Is, uh, excellent. 615 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,096 (CLEARS THROAT) 616 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,264 Uh... 617 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,724 Morphology... 618 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:30,643 Well above average. 619 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,687 For Christ's sake, just tell me. 620 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:36,607 Sperm count is low. 621 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:39,152 Two million per millilitre. 622 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,278 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 623 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,320 Normal is... 624 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,530 Ten times that. 625 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,701 It's a random genetic anomaly. 626 00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,536 Incredibly common. 627 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,165 In fact, I, uh... 628 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,879 Well, I... I see men with this condition every day. 629 00:29:57,963 --> 00:29:59,380 I can assure you, 630 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,383 you and your wife will be able to conceive. 631 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,179 In a lab. 632 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,847 Oh, I'd have thought, being a plastic surgeon, 633 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,515 you'd appreciate more than most 634 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:14,061 that nature doesn't always have to have the last word. 635 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,814 In terms of treatment, I spoke to Howard Graham 636 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:19,192 at Kansas City Methodist this morning. 637 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:21,903 He feels quite confident in taking it from here. 638 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,572 (SCOFFS) 639 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:27,408 Well, it hardly makes sense for you, 640 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,660 uh, to upend both your lives for months on end 641 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,537 just to be treated here in St. Louis. 642 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,247 Why not? 643 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,166 I'm due for a sabbatical anyway. 644 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,043 We could find an apartment in the area... 645 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:40,463 Howard Graham is one of the leading lights in the country in fertility. 646 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:43,299 You'll be in very capable hands, I can assure you. 647 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:45,301 He's not our doctor, Bill. 648 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,470 You are. 649 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,682 You can take your results to Dr Graham 650 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,059 when you see him tomorrow morning. 651 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:56,229 I've scheduled an appointment for you and your wife for 9:00. 652 00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,731 I assumed you'd be eager to get started. 653 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,691 Um, I'll keep up with your case, 654 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,693 make sure everything runs smoothly. 655 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,612 You and I, uh... 656 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,739 Well, we'll be in touch. 657 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,574 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 658 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:12,954 Like last time? 659 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:16,249 Good luck, Frank. 660 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:19,835 (DOORBELL RINGING) 661 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,128 (DOORBELL RINGING) 662 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,297 It's open ! 663 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,632 I wasn't paying attention, and I... 664 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,841 And I... 665 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,009 I put too much soap in... (DOOR CLOSES) 666 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,469 Because the whole thing just exploded. 667 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,972 Well, I can take a look at it, if you want. 668 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,392 I'm sorry. I thought... 669 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,269 I thought you were from Sears. 670 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,355 You want me to... 671 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,565 No. No, thank you. 672 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:47,613 Well, I'm here because I saw you yesterday 673 00:31:47,698 --> 00:31:49,532 drive by our building. 674 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:50,992 Yes, my, um... 675 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,994 My husband works there now. 676 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,079 And, uh, I was only there, 677 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,580 678 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,624 Actually, for the Veiled Prophet Ball. 679 00:31:58,709 --> 00:31:59,917 It's, um... It's an annual... 680 00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:01,085 Yeah, I... I know what it is. 681 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:05,172 It's, uh, one of the oldest traditions in St. Louis, actually. 682 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,716 I never understood it myself. 683 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,093 All those privileged folks paying a fortune 684 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,013 to see a man dressed up in robes and a white hood. 685 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,140 I mean, you can drive a couple hours south of here 686 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,683 and see that for free. 687 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,687 I'm very busy, as you can see, 688 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,731 so if there's something that I can do for you... 689 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,316 You saw what they did to Leonard. 690 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,818 Leonard Gilroy. 691 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,946 He's the treasurer of the St. Louis office of CORE. 692 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,407 Congress of Racial Equality? 693 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,663 He's the one you saw laying on the sidewalk. 694 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,209 I did see that. Yes. 695 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:45,254 It was very upsetting. 696 00:32:45,339 --> 00:32:48,549 Broke his nose, his arm, 697 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,343 cracked a couple of ribs, 698 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:51,635 and left him outside the CORE office 699 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,220 for everyone to see what they had done. 700 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,681 Well, the newspaper said that... 701 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:59,685 Leonard Gilroy is a history teacher, not a drug hustler. 702 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,896 And how can they say there was a fight 703 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,689 when there were people there the whole time 704 00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:05,316 and no one saw nothing like that? 705 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,985 I was surprised to read that, too. 706 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,321 I... I had just come out of the building, 707 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:14,200 and, um, hadn't noticed any sort of altercation. 708 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:15,868 Look, we got a couple of witnesses 709 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:18,204 who, uh, saw a truck drive by 710 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,164 and saw Leonard get dumped out the back, 711 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,875 and one of them saw the first three numbers of the licence plate. 712 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,461 And, so, I was wondering if... 713 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:28,547 If maybe you saw anything. 714 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,966 If there are other witnesses, 715 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:32,718 why are you talking to me? 716 00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:36,138 Because most of them are coloured folks. 717 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,934 The few white witnesses won't talk, 718 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,521 and the police aren't about to start an investigation 719 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,607 based on the testimony of a bunch of negroes. 720 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,068 So if you did see something... 721 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,282 I didn't. 722 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,493 Sorry. 723 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,251 Francis Holden, 724 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:07,420 radiologist from Kansas City. 725 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,339 That patient you brought in this morning, 726 00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:11,674 Francis Mason? 727 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,261 Plastic surgeon from Kansas City? 728 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,265 You two went to medical school together, right? 729 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,228 We went to the same school, yes. 730 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:25,646 And were you close? 731 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:30,067 We had a complicated relationship. 732 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,527 In what way? 733 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:36,449 Things didn't end well between us. 734 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,951 Or I... I... I don't know. 735 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:41,829 We drifted apart. 736 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:46,208 Sent letters for a while, every year, 737 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:47,751 then every two. 738 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:51,505 Then not at all. 739 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,803 Well, he must have made some kind of impression on you, 740 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,972 considering you named yourself after him. 741 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,433 It's a coincidence. 742 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,102 The universe is full of coincidences. 743 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:08,230 Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died within hours of each other 744 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:11,108 exactly 50 years to the day 745 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:12,943 from the signing of the Declaration of Independence. 746 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,528 Right. 747 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,078 Are you going to join me? 748 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,667 I should have stopped after I had my third drink downstairs. 749 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,879 I may have overdone it. 750 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,715 I'm not sure I'd be of... 751 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,759 Uh, much use. 752 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,347 Well, we could try. 753 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,516 A man can tell. 754 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,186 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 755 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,483 You order something from downstairs? 756 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,113 I'm sorry to disturb you, Dr Holden, 757 00:35:58,198 --> 00:35:59,406 but you're on call tonight. 758 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,534 Something the matter? 759 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:02,868 You could say that. 760 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,917 DR MASTERS: He's been dead for hours. 761 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,503 You need a coroner, not an obstetrician. 762 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,589 He ate himself to death? 763 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:18,008 Either the lining of his stomach burst, 764 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,344 or he suffered cardiac arrest. 765 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:25,099 Hard to say, based on his, uh, presentation. 766 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,312 Well, maybe he's better off. 767 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:34,608 Whatever demons this man was battling with, 768 00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:38,028 clearly, they were considerable. 769 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,990 They can't harm him any more, can they? 770 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:43,617 (DOORBELL RINGING) 771 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,787 BARBARA: I know, I know. I just... 772 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,331 I needed to talk to you. 773 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,375 And then I saw your address in the phone book. 774 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,085 I realised you were just a short drive. 775 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,503 There are boundaries. 776 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:55,879 You cannot just show up at my home 777 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:56,964 in the middle of the night. 778 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,340 You came looking for me! 779 00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:01,385 You came to my building. You started talking to me. 780 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,053 And after all of that 781 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:05,639 and letting me pour my heart out to you, 782 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:06,974 now you want to talk to me about boundaries? 783 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,476 Barbara, my children are sleeping upstairs. 784 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,769 I'm sorry. 785 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,646 I just... I can't stop... 786 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,066 Thinking about what you said. 787 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:22,740 I went home, and I took out all the old photo albums 788 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:23,949 back from when I was a kid. 789 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:28,078 And I thought if I could just find a picture of that boy, 790 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:29,747 if I could just put a... 791 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,415 A face with the name, 792 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,585 that I would be sure to remember it straightaway. 793 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,670 (VOICE BREAKING) And I did. 794 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,047 I remembered his name. 795 00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,424 (SNIFFLES) 796 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,719 Paul. 797 00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:46,180 But wasn't your brother... 798 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:52,269 We had this creek that ran behind our house, 799 00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:54,772 and Paul and I spent... 800 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:56,732 (SOBS) 801 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,777 Practically every afternoon there. 802 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:03,364 We'd catch frogs and have them race. 803 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,532 Silly things like that. 804 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,368 And then we got older. 805 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,956 And we made up new games. 806 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:16,251 Like... 807 00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:19,797 You have to close your eyes 808 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:24,218 and then just hug each other as tightly as you can, 809 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,389 or kiss for 20 seconds with your mouth open. 810 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,184 And then one day, Paul asked me if he could put... 811 00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:38,023 Just to try it. 812 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,112 And Paul said that if we were careful, we wouldn't make a baby. 813 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,614 And so we continued. 814 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:48,617 And then one day, we were late for supper, 815 00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,577 and my mom came to find us. 816 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,498 And when she saw us there, she just... 817 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,127 Didn't say anything for the longest time. 818 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,423 She just stood there, 819 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,758 and she stared at us with this... 820 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:07,761 This look on her face. 821 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,139 Not angry, just... 822 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:17,980 Sickened. 823 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,943 And then she turned around and she walked home. 824 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:25,946 That was it. 825 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:27,906 She didn't say anything. 826 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,659 She never brought it up, but she didn't have to. 827 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,872 Because God saw what we did. 828 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:39,042 (VOICE BREAKING) God knew what we had done, 829 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,711 and that is why he did this to me. 830 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:43,297 He closed me up because of what we did... 831 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,800 Because we sickened him. 832 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:59,688 Having a patient in your home... 833 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,440 I didn't know what else to do. 834 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,901 Once that kind of professional boundary has been crossed, 835 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,153 you can't simply snap your fingers and undo it. 836 00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:09,740 I... I see no other option here besides a clean break. 837 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:13,202 No. No. I provoked those memories. 838 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,662 I can't just end it like that. That would be cruel. 839 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:17,539 She needs help, Bill. 840 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,417 She's not eating or sleeping. 841 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,252 She has nowhere else to go. 842 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,759 All right, we bring her in as a patient... Our patient. 843 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,094 No more individual meetings. 844 00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,514 We see her together, in the office, 845 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,933 in a controlled environment. 846 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,730 In terms of treatment, 847 00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:45,442 obviously, there is significant psychological trauma 848 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:46,735 underlying the physical symptoms. 849 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:48,362 Neither of us is equipped 850 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,155 to be delving into this woman's psychology. 851 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,907 I know that. 852 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,207 I would like to become equipped. 853 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,501 You know that I've wanted to go back to school. 854 00:41:03,169 --> 00:41:04,461 What? 855 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,380 As a practising psychologist? 856 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:12,052 Virginia, first of all, you'd have to complete an undergraduate degree. 857 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,846 That's four years of coursework. 858 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,598 There is an accelerated programme. I've looked into it. 859 00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:18,892 And at least three more years of graduate studies, 860 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,270 not to mention hundreds of hours of clinical practice 861 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,146 before you can even begin the accreditation process. 862 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:26,483 It's important to me, Bill, going back to school. 863 00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:27,568 You know that it is. 864 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,278 And I fully support it. 865 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,613 I'm just wondering, how does years of study 866 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:33,907 help Barbara in the short term? 867 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,452 All right, then. In the meantime... 868 00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:41,123 Who is the best psychologist in St. Louis? 869 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,583 Lloyd Madden, maybe? 870 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,418 He chairs the programme at the University of Missouri. 871 00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:45,836 Well, then, let's call him 872 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,045 and give him the basics of Barbara's case, 873 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,463 see what advice he has to offer. 874 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:50,173 No reputable physician would consent 875 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,633 to giving a medical opinion 876 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,385 on a patient they haven't met. 877 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,012 And with us as intermediaries, 878 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,430 879 00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:57,931 What do you suggest, then? 880 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,433 Stick to what we know. 881 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:01,894 The focus of this study has always been 882 00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:04,313 the physiology of the human body. 883 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:06,231 I see no reason to change course now, 884 00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:07,900 just because we're attempting to cure 885 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,610 as opposed to simply observe. 886 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,576 WOMAN: Okay, salesladies, let's take our seats. 887 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,661 The presentation is about to begin. 888 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,415 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 889 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:33,133 I didn't sleep a wink last night. 890 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,636 Nervous about your big day? 891 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,346 My spokesman croaked. 892 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:40,641 Had to drive out to some hotel in Alton, identify the body. 893 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:43,477 Heart attack? Cheesecake. 894 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:46,855 Turns out there was a reason he never made it past radio. 895 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,607 It's a blessing in disguise. 896 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,486 What kind of diet company has a 300-pound spokesman? 897 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,738 Plus, it pushed me to do something 898 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,198 I've been thinking about for days. 899 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,658 Excuse me. Excuse me. 900 00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,326 Ladies? 901 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,410 Ladies, please be quiet. 902 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:01,620 Ladies. 903 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,208 It is with a heavy heart 904 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,793 that I announce to you today 905 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:11,338 that Kent Underleigh, our beloved spokesman, 906 00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:14,383 has passed beyond this earthly veil. 907 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:15,425 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 908 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,261 Now, ladies, even in this dark moment, 909 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:19,346 we must remember... 910 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:23,517 Every end is a new beginning. 911 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:25,519 That's why I'm delighted 912 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,814 to introduce our new spokesman for Cal-O-Metric. 913 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:31,775 With no further ado, 914 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,152 let's give a big Cal-O-Metric welcome 915 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,822 to the new face of women's nutrition... 916 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,491 Dr Austin Langham ! 917 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,118 (ALL APPLAUDING) 918 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,452 Thank you ! Thank you. 919 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:43,578 Stop. 920 00:43:43,663 --> 00:43:44,705 You're embarrassing me. Please. 921 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,543 Thank you very much. 922 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:52,671 Possible somatic causes of impotence 923 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,924 may include vascular disease, 924 00:43:56,009 --> 00:43:57,551 hyperthyroid, 925 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,470 diabetes, 926 00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:03,724 or other endocrinological conditions. 927 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,186 We've been going for an hour. 928 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:09,396 Should we take a break? 929 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,692 Uh, let's, uh, keep rolling, actually. 930 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:17,904 Take a seat. 931 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:25,078 I realised that, uh... 932 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,958 After all this time of you filming us, 933 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,169 you haven't had a chance 934 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:36,590 to discuss your own role in the study. 935 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:41,762 Oh, uh... 936 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:45,390 I'm... I'm documenting it. 937 00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:47,225 I'm archiving it, really. 938 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:49,603 I guess. 939 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:53,190 In your work, um, 940 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:56,860 what would you say has been your most important inspiration? 941 00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,445 The study. 942 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,199 I mean, in Hollywood... 943 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:04,201 And I know because I've been there... 944 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:06,286 They just churn out the same old stories... 945 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,372 The Western about the outlaw with a heart of gold 946 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,208 or the monster movie about the scientist 947 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,043 that no one will listen to until it's too late. 948 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:14,336 (CHUCKLES) 949 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,005 But here, in this lab, 950 00:45:17,799 --> 00:45:20,425 what you do every day, 951 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:22,844 it's all brand-new. 952 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,807 And what we do here 953 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:29,935 is not just about observation and discovery, though. 954 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,520 What good is a theory, after all, 955 00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,313 if you can't do anything with it? 956 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:37,192 The work we're doing here, it's changing. 957 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:42,697 We're no longer simply observing phenomena and compiling data. 958 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:46,576 We're beginning to explore the idea of intervention... 959 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,914 Working directly with patients. 960 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:55,627 Our new mission here is not simply to observe. 961 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:58,588 It's also to heal. 962 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,553 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 963 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:06,805 (BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS) 964 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,892 LIBBY: The gown, the gloves, the dancing lessons... 965 00:46:10,977 --> 00:46:12,686 The... The whole thing cost a fortune. 966 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:15,438 So I was the only one in my class who wasn't a debutante. 967 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:16,481 Well, in spite of that, 968 00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:17,858 I would say you debuted quite well. 969 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,776 Now, where is that waiter? 970 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,323 Uh, the lady will have a gin and tonic. 971 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,408 Thank you. 972 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,869 JIM: Bill Masters, how the hell are you? 973 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:29,953 Dr Pearson. 974 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:31,037 Allow me to introduce you to... 975 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,539 Mrs Masters, what a pleasure. 976 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,833 No, actually, this is Mrs Masters. 977 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,127 And Mrs Johnson works with Bill, 978 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:38,712 which is like being married. 979 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:40,797 Yes, only the hours are worse. 980 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,048 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 981 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,176 There you two are. 982 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:47,179 Hello. Look who else is here... 983 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,931 The king and his court have arrived. 984 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,642 From the Court of Honour, 985 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:54,269 the Queen of Love and Beauty 986 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,105 is crowned by the Veiled Prophet of Khorassan. 987 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:01,776 It certainly is a fascinating tradition. 988 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:03,820 It's been going since 1878. 989 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,157 Damn strange tradition is what it is. 990 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,576 But at least the liquor's always first-class. 991 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,037 You behave yourself, Sam Duncan. 992 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:13,914 A toast 993 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:15,332 to Libby Masters, 994 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,834 true Christian saint if there ever was one. 995 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,670 Libby raised $300 in one week. 996 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,005 Oh, it was nothing, really. 997 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,340 Hear, hear. SAM: Cheers. 998 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,716 And have you given any more thought 999 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,426 to our proposal, Chief Duncan? 1000 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:31,556 I have a feeling this study of yours is political poison. 1001 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:34,392 Well, but then again, you're not a politician, are you? 1002 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:35,560 In fact, we're the... 1003 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:37,354 The opposite of political men. 1004 00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:38,813 Thank God for it. 1005 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,232 So... 1006 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:41,608 I suppose I'm in. 1007 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,448 Shall we head in? 1008 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:53,954 Oh, um, just... 1009 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,957 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 1010 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,627 There you are, sir. 1011 00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:04,047 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) Excellent. 1012 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,106 Robert Franklin came to the house yesterday. 1013 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,150 Coral's brother. 1014 00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:26,528 What did he want? 1015 00:48:27,530 --> 00:48:29,072 He said the story in the newspaper 1016 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,658 about that man in front of your office isn't true. 1017 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:33,076 There are witnesses, he said, 1018 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,869 who saw the man being thrown out of a truck. 1019 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,664 And what has that got to do with you? 1020 00:48:38,666 --> 00:48:39,958 I saw the truck. 1021 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:42,502 It almost drove right into me. 1022 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:45,463 He asked me to go to the police, to tell them what I saw. 1023 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:49,926 This is not our issue, Lib. 1024 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:51,344 "Our" issue? 1025 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,014 This isn't our issue. 1026 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,977 The only reason I volunteered to raise money 1027 00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,604 was to convince Sam to join the board. 1028 00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:02,731 And I appreciate it. 1029 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,357 I know you do. It's just... 1030 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,944 Everything in our lives, Bill, 1031 00:49:08,029 --> 00:49:09,362 for as long as I can remember, 1032 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,989 has been about the study. 1033 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,657 I mean, loans we've taken out 1034 00:49:12,742 --> 00:49:15,076 and friendships that we've lost, 1035 00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:16,745 and it's all been for your work, 1036 00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:18,580 work that does not include me. 1037 00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:22,459 I just... I... I don't know... 1038 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,461 (SIGHS) 1039 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,880 I don't know where I fit in with it all. 1040 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,383 You're with me. 1041 00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:47,400 Uh, Frank just called. 1042 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,404 Said he'll meet you tonight at the coffee shop at 9:00. 1043 00:49:57,745 --> 00:50:00,663 VIRGINIA: Dr Madden is expecting you at 7:00. 1044 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:03,958 I figured it would be easiest for you to see him after work. 1045 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,293 You made me an appointment? 1046 00:50:05,378 --> 00:50:08,171 Dr Madden is an expert in this area. 1047 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:09,422 He can help you. 1048 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,674 You can discuss the problems that you've been having. 1049 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:13,968 I thought that you were helping me. 1050 00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:17,597 Yes, but I don't have anywhere near the qualifications... 1051 00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:21,101 You cannot expect me to sit down with a complete stranger. 1052 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:23,770 A... A man, no less 1053 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,605 and tell him the things that I have told you. 1054 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,774 No, I'm... I'm sorry, Virginia. 1055 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,192 I'm sorry, but I can't. 1056 00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:30,568 I'm sorry. 1057 00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:31,986 (SIGHS) 1058 00:50:56,137 --> 00:50:57,929 (DOOR OPENS) 1059 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,393 I'd like to speak to you, 1060 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:05,353 about what I saw the other day. 1061 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:11,693 I can't live like this. 1062 00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:15,113 I'm... I've lost my appetite. I haven't slept in days. 1063 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,615 And why do you think that is? 1064 00:51:18,868 --> 00:51:22,078 Something happened to me a very long time ago. 1065 00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:24,372 And, somehow... 1066 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,333 Well, it's... It's come up again. 1067 00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:32,839 When I grew up, 1068 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,009 there was a creek that ran behind my house. 1069 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,760 And in the summers, my brother and I, 1070 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:39,762 we would spend every day down there, 1071 00:51:39,847 --> 00:51:41,306 chasing frogs 1072 00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:45,268 and holding our breaths under water. 1073 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:48,396 And then, eventually, 1074 00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:52,609 as we got older, the games... 1075 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:54,235 They changed. 1076 00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:12,212 I thought you were going home. 1077 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:13,880 We were. 1078 00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:17,717 We discussed it, though, and we decided 1079 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,220 we didn't want anyone else doing the treatments. 1080 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:21,596 We've made arrangements. 1081 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,474 Pauline found a hotel that accommodates long-term stays... 1082 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:26,100 This was not the agreement. 1083 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,437 I didn't agree to anything. 1084 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,905 My first week as a resident, 1085 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,116 they had me on the emergency-medicine rotation. 1086 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,828 About 2:00 in the morning one night, 1087 00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:48,623 they bring in this young girl, automobile accident. 1088 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,252 She'd lost control, swerved off an embankment into a ditch. 1089 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,420 Went right through the glass, 1090 00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:58,633 skidded across asphalt and gravel for 30, 40 feet. 1091 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,135 Her face... 1092 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,930 I'm sure you can imagine. It was just... 1093 00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:10,019 They called in a plastic surgeon from New York City. 1094 00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:12,855 I watched him work on that girl for hours. 1095 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,733 When he was finished, 1096 00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:19,654 she walked out of that hospital with a brand-new face. 1097 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:22,615 The next morning, 1098 00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:25,285 I switched my speciality to plastic surgery. 1099 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:28,329 I thought, "What could be better 1100 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:31,082 "than being able to give somebody a second chance?" 1101 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,795 The embankment she swerved off? 1102 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,964 It wasn't an accident. 1103 00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,801 All we'd done was ruin her plans. 1104 00:53:44,888 --> 00:53:46,764 Six months later, she corrected the mistake... 1105 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:50,143 Took a fistful of sleeping pills. 1106 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,232 You think it's enough to fix the outside. 1107 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:00,570 That's the easy part. 1108 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,413 I have to tell you, Bill... 1109 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:16,294 I've spent most of my life pretending you don't exist. 1110 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:19,839 When people would ask me, 1111 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,633 I'd tell them I was an only child. 1112 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,885 "My parents only wanted one." 1113 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,472 At some point, I'd said it so long, 1114 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,892 I started half-believing it myself. 1115 00:54:46,367 --> 00:54:48,284 I want my brother back.