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He spent the carnival trying to win me
one of those giant bears.

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Spent all his money, has really bad aim.

3
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All he ended up with
was this consolation prize.

4
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Then I thought to myself,
maybe he's my consolation prize.

5
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I'm moving to New York
for college and dreams,

6
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and he's playing <i>Halo</i>
and contemplating a penis tattoo.

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So I just said it.

8
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"Maybe we should break up."

9
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And I was expecting him to say,
"No, I can't live without you, Lucy."

10
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But instead, he said, "Maybe you're right."

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And that was it.

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Now all I have left of our love is this sad,
second-place duck.

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And all his worldly possessions.

14
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Lucy, is this his retainer?

15
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He used to take it out
when we'd make out or have a snack.

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My favorite memories.

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He needs this. He has a shark mouth.

18
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Don't listen to Amanda.

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Your collecting is quirky and adorable.
You're basically an anthropologist.

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Correct, Nadine.

21
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I live in a cave of souvenirs,
like <i>The Little Mermaid.</i>

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- Nothing wrong with being sentimental.
- Sentimental?

23
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It was sentimental when we were 12.
This is full mental.

24
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A bike tire?

25
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Okay, this is active trash.

26
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What the hell?

27
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- A used condom?
- It's not used. It's in the package.

28
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Gross matches, old... A Monopoly thimble?

29
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That's different.

30
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That's not his.

31
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I'm sorry, Luce.

32
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Okay. Breakup tradition.

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Let's wait outside of the liquor store
for someone to buy us a box of wine.

34
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- And then drink it through Twizzlers.
- Yes!

35
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- Let's go.
- Let's go.

36
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Wait, are these his car keys?

37
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Vroom, vroom, bitch.

38
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Lucy, we're leaving.

39
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Lucy, let's go!

40
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Lucy!

41
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- Found it.
- What's happening, <i>Grey Gardens?</i>

42
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Guest list for the Meszaros opening
at the gallery tonight.

43
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If I lost this,
Eva would have me skinned alive.

44
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- Okay, she can't possibly be that scary.
- She's terrifying.

45
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Eva Woolf is the most influential gallerist
in New York.

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- As your lawyer, I'm saying, calm down.
- Well, you're not a lawyer.

47
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You're in law school.

48
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Whatever. I can still defend myself
when I murder Jeff.

49
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<i>- I love you.</i>
- Maybe one day,

50
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our paths will cross again.

51
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Look at that little baby model.
She has no idea she's an endangered species.

52
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Are you gonna marry Yulia
and get her a green card?

53
00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:10,061
Destiny has other plans for us.
Maybe we'll meet in another life.

54
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- Does she know that? Oh, God.
- That I believe in reincarnation?

55
00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:18,569
- Well, I saw that coming.
- You know what else I love about Max?

56
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Oh, please. We're waiting with bated breath.

57
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Ignore her. She hates joy and confetti.

58
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Nadine, I've said it five times.
Confetti is trash that falls from the sky.

59
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Max is a fully grown man.
I went to his place in the West Village.

60
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What?

61
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And he cooked me dinner
with ingredients he had in the fridge.

62
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- He has a fridge?
- What?

63
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And you know what else he has?
Coffee-table books.

64
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So he has a trust fund.

65
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I can't hear his roommates having sex
through the walls because he has none.

66
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You guys are using those noise-canceling
headphones I got you, right?

67
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They don't work. You are so loud.

68
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- Sorry.
- Just can't believe he chose little old me.

69
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- That literally makes no sense.
- Are you joking? You are a literal goddess.

70
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Are you guys exclusive? Have you discussed?

71
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There's no need. I'm satisfying him
in all areas. What more could he want?

72
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Don't be stupid.

73
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The first time Jeff was ever inside me,

74
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I told him I would castrate him
if he ever spoke to another human woman.

75
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Fine. I'll confirm tonight.

76
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After I impress Eva,
enjoy the open-bar spree,

77
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it'll be the greatest night of my life.

78
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That's what people say in horror movies
before they get herpes and die.

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I'm going to work now.

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No.

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Little souvenir. This was fun.

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- Pay up. They're still together.
- Oh, yeah.

83
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Snacks for later. Come find it.

84
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She seems so happy.

85
00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:02,522
What...?

86
00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,801
- Excuse me. Can you...?
- Let me in.

87
00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:06,344
What are you doing? Please, don't.

88
00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,346
- Hi. For Lucy?
- Why are you getting in? No.

89
00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:10,932
Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius.

90
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- I'm not--
- 7023 Decatur. Start the ride.

91
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Really? Are you serious?
This is a private car.

92
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- You're everyone's private driver. Clever.
- No, no, no.

93
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That's Uber. Also not what I'm saying.
Can you please get out of my car?

94
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I selected "no talking."

95
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- Listen, Adolfo, I--
- Adolfo?

96
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- I would love to hear your story.
- Okay.

97
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It's just that I've had the worst night
of my life, and I just wanna go home.

98
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Where are you going?

99
00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,210
7023 Decatur.

100
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Do you have an aux cord?
Or just put on Hot 97.

101
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Anyway, how was your night?
Can't be worse than mine.

102
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Do you see this grown-man tie, Adolfo?

103
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Well, this belonged to Max, and it's
practically all I have left of our love

104
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because tonight,
he shook up my life to its very core.

105
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,610
<i>It didn't start this way, Adolfo. Oh, no.</i>

106
00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:10,992
<i>I was happy once.
In love like a big, dumb idiot.</i>

107
00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,120
This is my favorite part.

108
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Just before the show
when all the art is hung.

109
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It feels like we're getting
the toy store ready for Christmas.

110
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:23,087
Cute. But Eva gets back today
and we have a lot to do.

111
00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:25,423
I love her so much, gives me diarrhea.

112
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,134
She discovered Cindy Sherman
in a Laundromat.

113
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Gave Basquiat his first solo show.
I just wanna grow up to be her.

114
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Thrilled that I pay you to socialize.

115
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Max, we are meeting
with Marlene Dumas this afternoon.

116
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,770
Word is, she split with Zwirner.

117
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Strategy session, my office.

118
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Close your mouth, person.
It's unbecoming. Up, up, up.

119
00:08:47,278 --> 00:08:50,156
Oh, wait. Excuse me,
Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director?

120
00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:54,577
Hot tip, Marlene Dumas?
Focus on her riskier works.

121
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I read that she prefers the paintings
that embarrass her.

122
00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,291
You are my favorite secret weapon.

123
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,460
God, you make me look good.

124
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:06,505
- Wait, he actually said those words?
- He was paying me a compliment.

125
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:10,134
I'm sure the first rule of compliments is,
don't reference yourself in a compliment.

126
00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:17,892
- Don't interrupt. You're derailing my story.
- Oh, sorry. I thought this was my car.

127
00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:21,646
Well, as I was saying,
we were very subtle at work.

128
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,565
- No one suspected a thing.
- What's going on with you and Max?

129
00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,943
Can I help you, Harvard?

130
00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:28,486
I may not have feelings,

131
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,905
a love life of my own,
or any friends, for that matter,

132
00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,240
but I do have eyes.

133
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,575
Okay, you're loitering.

134
00:09:34,659 --> 00:09:37,286
Junior year,
I took a gender study class at Harvard...

135
00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,204
There it is.

136
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,414
...about the social expectations
in a woman's life,

137
00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:44,961
and I think you're unconsciously
subjugating yourself to prop him up.

138
00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:48,297
<i>- Classic overachiever.
- She seems really smart.</i>

139
00:09:48,381 --> 00:09:50,716
So we had this art opening
at the gallery tonight,

140
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,220
which is why I'm an absolute vision.

141
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,430
Thank you.

142
00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,228
Again!

143
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,438
You might pace yourself.
This is a work event.

144
00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:07,900
Calm down, Judge Judy.
I am just trying to have fun.

145
00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:11,404
- Do they teach you that at Harvard?
- Yeah. It's a general education course.

146
00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:15,741
- Sounds really fun.
- Wasn't meant to be fun, just educational.

147
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,827
Have you seen Max tonight?

148
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,456
Looks like Dr. Amelia is back from Paris.

149
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,584
What? What are you talking about?

150
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,379
Me? I don't know. I'm not fun.

151
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:32,633
Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy.
I couldn't afford to pretend to row crew.

152
00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:34,593
Sue me. Sue me.

153
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,805
Max never uttered a word
about any sexy doctors,

154
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:41,726
and Harvard's an energy vampire,
so I didn't let her get to me.

155
00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:45,521
- Hello...
- Eva.

156
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:49,442
- You.
- Hello, goddess, you, also.

157
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:52,695
I'm not one of those bitches
that doesn't empower women.

158
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:56,282
- Well, that is... It's great to hear.
- So you're up.

159
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,658
What?

160
00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:01,037
Max is giving remarks.
Get up there. Introduce him.

161
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,457
To be honest, I've had a few tequilas.
I don't think--

162
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,586
I'm not your sorority sister. Just go.

163
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:12,548
<i>So like any booze bag with a fear
of public speaking, I had one more.</i>

164
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:19,347
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
and those who do not subscribe

165
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,558
to traditional gender roles
that are a product of patriarchal society.

166
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,809
Am I right?

167
00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:30,524
Sorry.

168
00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:36,989
I am here to introduce Max Vora,
director of Woolf New York.

169
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:41,369
Max joined Woolf in 2014.

170
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:45,972
Where was I?

171
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,424
Told you so.

172
00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:57,176
Fuck this. Okay.

173
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,719
Question for the group.

174
00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:03,849
Speaking of the devil here, when did
dating one person become uncool?

175
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,851
Because I don't understand.

176
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:08,646
Jane Austen,
she didn't write about polyamory.

177
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,774
No, no, no. It was just <i>Emma.</i>
It wasn't <i>Emmas.</i>

178
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:18,364
Oh, we are living in very muddy times.
People are lying constantly.

179
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,782
- Oh, shit.
- I know.

180
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:24,203
We only have 10 years before we all drown
in the melting ice caps,

181
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:28,082
but I swear,
the most sacred resource is not the ozone.

182
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,750
Oh, no. It's honesty.

183
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,420
- Excuse me. Hey. Lucy--
- Where is that? Oh, no, no, no, sir.

184
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:35,881
You stay back. I'm fine. Yep. That--

185
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,301
Are you...?

186
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,431
Lucy?

187
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,099
Lucy, I know. I know.

188
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,809
- I know.
- Who is she?

189
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,562
It's Amelia. She's my ex. It's complicated.

190
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,897
Okay, Lucy, listen. You're a blast.

191
00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:55,818
I don't even use that word,
but it fits for you. You are so funny.

192
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,237
But we're in completely different places
in our lives.

193
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,783
I'm 35 years old. I need to find that thing.

194
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,871
And that thing is not me?

195
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,250
This sucks.

196
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,670
Eva doesn't want you to come in tomorrow.

197
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:19,008
Right. That's nice of her.

198
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,720
Personal day would be good.
I'm probably concussed.

199
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,347
Eva doesn't think you should come back...

200
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,975
ever.

201
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,853
I'm fired?

202
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,566
Honestly, I think you're better off
without him.

203
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,277
Came to New York to have my own gallery.

204
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,822
I can't even hold down a job
as a gallery assistant.

205
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,574
I'm doomed.

206
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,051
Hello?

207
00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:50,247
Oh, okay.

208
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:54,376
I'm sorry, Adolfo.

209
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:55,920
Yeah. No, I'll cancel.

210
00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:58,422
Okay.

211
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,718
You're not Adolfo? Who are you?

212
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,220
My name is Nick.

213
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:08,390
What? Nick, you just drove me home?
Are you insane?

214
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:10,142
What was the plan? You're just gonna...

215
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:14,688
What? Weaken me with paint fumes
and then just knock me out with lumber?

216
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:17,691
- Leave me for dead?
- I did you a favor. I, too, had a bad day.

217
00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,735
Oh, my God.

218
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,154
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's locked.

219
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,406
- No. No.
- Oh, shit. This is the end!

220
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:27,618
- Can I say something?
- Help! Help!

221
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,579
- Help, please! Oh, my God!
- It's unlocked.

222
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,459
Okay. Good night. Thanks.

223
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,178
- She says, "I don't read books."
- God, Nadine.

224
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:49,682
- Stop dating the pretty, illiterate ones.
- But they make the best accessories.

225
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,768
Yeah, but a shared value system is the key
to everlasting love.

226
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,728
I hate everyone, and I want them to die.

227
00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:57,815
So does Jeff. That's why
we've been together for six years.

228
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,318
Jeff never speaks.
That's why you've been together.

229
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,821
No, but he comes alive when we make love.

230
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,541
Max broke up with me.

231
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,725
And I'm fired.

232
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:49,491
I can't believe it's over.

233
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,201
Is that a crab cake?

234
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,080
- It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not.

235
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,626
<i>That--</i>

236
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:03,088
Oh, yeah. It's gonna be so great.

237
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,272
I can't live like this.
We're getting smell complaints.

238
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,733
Do you know that place
where you feel nothingness?

239
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,651
No.

240
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,027
- Here.
- My breasts?

241
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,322
No. Underneath your breasts.
It's called your heart.

242
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,508
- Oh, my God.
- This is where people keep their hearts.

243
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,701
Try and be sensitive.

244
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,495
Lucy.

245
00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:38,165
You wanna try getting out of bed today?

246
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,334
- I'm busy.
- Doing what?

247
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,212
This lady's teaching me
to French braid my hair.

248
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,798
It's impossible.
Save yourselves the anguish.

249
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:49,551
Have you just been masturbating
and braiding your hair for three weeks?

250
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:53,430
- My vibrator will never break my heart.
- Can we be sex positive?

251
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,557
No one is supposed
to climax that much. Ask Jeff.

252
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,393
Is Jeff in here?

253
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,645
Jeff? Hey! What are you doing?

254
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,856
You can't have a good relationship
because you're mourning the old one.

255
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,525
She's right. You live in the past.

256
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:09,196
Yeah. It's because the past is filled
with memories and happy times.

257
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:13,617
How is someone your everything one minute
and then they forget you the next?

258
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,953
Ask Nadine.
She dumps bitches on the regular.

259
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,497
- This is not about me.
- Nadine.

260
00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,500
- Don't do that.
- That's it.

261
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,961
Hey! No! Amanda, stop.

262
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,379
Stop it! Come on.

263
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,755
- No!
- Please, don't. Please.

264
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,591
I need these things. Okay? Trust my process.

265
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,344
We are coming from a good place.
We're worried about you.

266
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,888
- You sit shiva in this room.
- Hovel.

267
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,683
Getting rid of things doesn't mean
getting rid of the memories.

268
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,728
- Marie Kondo says--
- We do not speak of her in this house.

269
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,814
Okay, these things,
they can't just end up in some landfill.

270
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,858
Do these things spark joy?

271
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,068
- Does this spark joy?
- Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy.

272
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,570
- Seriously?
- Yes.

273
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,364
At least get rid of the ex memorabilia.
Give it back to them.

274
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,285
- What? I just call my exes out of the blue?
- Yeah.

275
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,912
- The ex memorial goes today.
- Fine.

276
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,123
Okay, a few things.

277
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,876
Not this.

278
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,005
Yeah, Luce, I don't--
I don't think that I can accept this.

279
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,925
Don't you have a box under your bed where
you keep mementos from past relationships?

280
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:16,847
Yeah, I do. And I even have,
like, a thing or two from us, but...

281
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,391
What?

282
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:23,771
Well, like, your collecting is...

283
00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,064
It's creepy.

284
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:30,611
I couldn't be with someone who just needed
to memorialize every second of every day.

285
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:34,406
And not to mention your room.
I mean, whenever I would stay over...

286
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,075
it was like hooking up in a mausoleum.

287
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,162
- I'm sure that's on someone's bucket list.
- I don't--

288
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,289
We broke up because of my stuff?

289
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,793
Not no.

290
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,756
I think we can take this,
but most of this is crap.

291
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,802
Crap? What? You have a whole shelf
of crap back there.

292
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,261
Those were my mother's.

293
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,347
Oh, so you get it. Right?

294
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,517
- No. Those are collectibles. This is crap.
- This is ridiculous.

295
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,687
Literally, no one understands me,
so I'm just gonna just be on my way.

296
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,315
Okay. Are we done?

297
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,443
No. No, we're not done.
Can I have a job application?

298
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:15,572
Even after she ghosted me...

299
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,699
I still keep them.

300
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:22,454
It's contact lenses.
It's pretty gross, actually.

301
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,590
Nick, Marcos.

302
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:34,925
- Bump up.
- The usual?

303
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,594
- Yeah, make it a triple.
- Shitty day?

304
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,848
Yeah. Eviction notice.

305
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,142
- I wouldn't say terrible.
- We have 30 days to open.

306
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,311
Our entire livelihood is in danger.

307
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,438
I don't know how I'm gonna feed
my pregnant wife,

308
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,774
but other than that, it's pretty good.

309
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,069
Welcome to the hospitality industry.
Basically a slow death.

310
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,738
Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay?
Why would you say that?

311
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,574
- Get out.
- Fine, I will.

312
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:02,786
I have to explain to my pregnant wife that
we're not gonna have money in two weeks.

313
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,788
- I'm gonna pay you.
- I know you will.

314
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,456
- You complete me.
- Goodbye.

315
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,000
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco.

316
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,183
- Goodbye.
- Later.

317
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:13,547
Goodbye. Don't touch me.
Where's the nearest bridge? Anybody?

318
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,765
You'll like it here.
Yeah, the chef is supposed to be good.

319
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,858
It's okay. Just gonna have a conversation.

320
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,319
Yeah.

321
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,738
Okay.

322
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:41,658
You got this. Okay.

323
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,453
Thank you.

324
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,124
Excuse me. Can I help you?

325
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:53,003
Hey, girl. Cute dress.
I'm just meeting a friend.

326
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:57,215
- What friend?
- Those ones. Over there. That's my friend.

327
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,468
- Oh, shit.
- That guy just saw you and ducked.

328
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,637
No, no, no. He just dropped his menu.

329
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,641
- I just gotta talk to him for five minutes.
- I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.

330
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,853
Oh, hey, I know that guy. Adolfo-Nick.
What's up, dude?

331
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,688
- Hey.
- Yo. You know her?

332
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,566
- It's a long story.
- Ma'am, I have to ask you to leave.

333
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,235
"Ma'am"? We're the same age. You can relax.

334
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,529
- You're carrying a garbage bag.
- Yeah.

335
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:24,493
And you tell people where to sit
for a living. And your dress is undone.

336
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,915
Unhandle me! What the...?

337
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,251
- I care for you so much.
- Let go of me!

338
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:37,339
- Okay. You can let me go.
- That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

339
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,300
I had it under control until you interfered.

340
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,595
You magically show up everywhere.
Are you my stalker?

341
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:47,557
I think the words
you're looking for are "thank you."

342
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,560
And then I say, "You're welcome."

343
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,661
I'm Lucy.

344
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,607
Charmed, I'm sure.

345
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,611
You good, Lucy?

346
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,739
- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay.
- Okay.

347
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,908
I'm just processing it. Wait. Wait.

348
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:07,202
Hey, hello. What?

349
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:10,247
You just manhandled me, and you're gonna
just leave me alone on the street?

350
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,291
Hey! Hey! You hit her? You just hit her?

351
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,475
- No, no, no.
- No.

352
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,211
I see what's going on. You just hit her.

353
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,088
- No.
- Okay. That's cool, man!

354
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,048
- You hit a lady. That's nice.
- No, no, no.

355
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,651
- I didn't hit her.
- This is my fault.

356
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,884
This is not your fault.

357
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:28,890
Being a woman is like living in a goddamn
nobody-believes-me movie every day, okay?

358
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:32,310
But today is not that day
because we are gonna fight him.

359
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,687
- Come at me, homey.
- I really--

360
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,730
- Come at me!
- Oh, no.

361
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,524
- Oh, my God. Fuck!
- You come at me!

362
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,234
This is all your fault.

363
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,945
I'm so sorry.
We should get some ice on that.

364
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,031
Here's an idea:
Why don't you leave me alone?

365
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:47,075
No. Only a terrible person would
leave you alone in your time of need.

366
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:50,037
Yeah. And I think
you are that terrible person.

367
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,329
No. I'm nice.

368
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,332
If you got to know me,
you'd be obsessed with me.

369
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:06,136
Oh, great. Okay, the car was just pre-game.
This is where you actually murder me.

370
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,848
- And yet you are still following me.
- What? You're a squatter?

371
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,892
- I guess so.
- Construction worker?

372
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:13,977
- Sometimes.
- Are we playing 20 questions?

373
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,729
- If you must know--
- I must.

374
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,940
It's an old YMCA,
and I'm turning it into a boutique hotel.

375
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,359
- What? You're serious?
- Yes.

376
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,070
Welcome to the Chloe Hotel.

377
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:26,990
I'm building a place that feels
like the spots I fell in love with

378
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,408
when I first moved to New York.

379
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,952
Those little places that only exist here.

380
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,579
But I've spent five years,

381
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:39,002
and, as you can see, every cent
that I have, and it's all falling to shit.

382
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:41,296
So, what are you gonna do?

383
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,925
Looks like it's coming together.
Is this gonna be the lobby?

384
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,594
Nothing gets by you.

385
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,514
What's gonna happen up there?

386
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,183
That's phase two.
I can't afford to touch it right now.

387
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,605
- Still hurts?
- Yeah. Just a bit.

388
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,608
- Wait. You're doing it wrong. Give it to me.
- How am I doing it wrong?

389
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,027
Can't have ice touching the skin.
You need a middleman.

390
00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:07,489
Okay. Do you want whiskey?

391
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,449
Yes, please.

392
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,956
She really got you good, huh?

393
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,875
Yeah. She sure did.

394
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:23,505
Here. This will cure what ails you.

395
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:29,803
Wow, whiskey really is
Mother Nature's painkiller, huh?

396
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,181
What have you got in here, Lucy?

397
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,183
Oh, my God.

398
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,560
An espresso machine?

399
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,020
- Don't go too deep.
- And a sock.

400
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,438
<i>- Cat in the Hat.</i>
- Okay.

401
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,608
- Yep.
- Oh, my God. Are those toenail clippings?

402
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:46,653
You've seen quite enough, mister. Yeah.

403
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,405
- I'm gonna...
- Oh, my God.

404
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:52,033
- Thanks for coming.
- I get it. You're a pessimist.

405
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:56,663
That is the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.

406
00:24:56,746 --> 00:25:02,252
You collect these things in anticipation
that your relationships are going to end.

407
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,170
- No.
- It's crazy.

408
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,381
No, no, no. You're wrong.
They're a celebration of memories.

409
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,175
- You're a hoarder.
- I'm not a hoarder.

410
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,178
- Hoarder. Hoarder.
- Take it back. I'm not a hoarder. Stop!

411
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:14,389
You want evidence that your relationships
existed in the first place.

412
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,768
Are you afraid that you won't remember
the guys you dated?

413
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,314
I don't need to explain myself to you.

414
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:26,610
How about you? You've never collected
anything from a past relationship?

415
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,486
No. I'm a minimalist.

416
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,990
I can fit everything I own
inside a backpack.

417
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,618
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm out.

418
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,245
Nice. You're one of those.

419
00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:38,997
Yeah. One of...

420
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,665
- One of what?
- You know.

421
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,126
"I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anybody."

422
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,503
But really you are just scared
of showing your insides.

423
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:49,090
Yeah. Everyone either leaves,
disappoints or dies.

424
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:53,345
Okay, Mr. Rogers. Can't wait
for the new show: <i>Uplift the Nation.</i>

425
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,306
So funny. What are you gonna do
with this stuff?

426
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,684
That's a good question.

427
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:03,813
When love crumbles,
how do you preserve its ruins?

428
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:08,360
- Why don't you leave it here?
- What? No.

429
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,736
- Come on.
- No, I can't do that.

430
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:12,280
- Just let go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.

431
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,866
- Sure. It'll be okay.
- Okay.

432
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:17,410
This...

433
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,997
Oh, look. It's a nail. Perfectly placed.

434
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,833
Would you look at that?

435
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,215
Kind of looks cool.

436
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,384
It's like art in a gallery.

437
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,135
The Sad Gallery.

438
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,764
More like the Broken Heart Gallery.

439
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:41,059
Do you have a marker?

440
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,854
- What?
- You have a marker, I just...

441
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,231
- No, I don't.
- Come on. Please.

442
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,233
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Why do you want it?

443
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:51,152
I'm feeling inspired. Let me express.

444
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:55,740
Think fast.

445
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:57,993
Nice.

446
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:01,871
Oh, sure. Draw on the wall.

447
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:26,813
Thank you for letting me express myself.

448
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:28,690
You're welcome.

449
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,946
Wait. What's the security like
in this place?

450
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,698
Is there security?

451
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,701
You're worried that someone is gonna
break into my unfinished hotel

452
00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,494
and steal your ex-boyfriend's tie?

453
00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:43,788
No. That won't happen, right?

454
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,291
- No, it wouldn't happen.
- No.

455
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,668
No, you're right. I should leave it.

456
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,503
Yeah, I can leave this.

457
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:54,174
It'll be good. I'm... I'm gonna leave it.

458
00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:56,968
No. I can't, actual-- No.

459
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,679
- What? You're looking at me.
- I'm not. What?

460
00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,557
- I'm sorry. This just got weird.
- It's okay.

461
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,312
No, I'm-- I'm gonna go. But I will-- Bye.

462
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:11,399
- Bye.
- He was my high school sweetheart.

463
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:14,444
He moved across the country,
and we lost touch.

464
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:18,281
But smoked too much weed, wouldn't call
you back. He would be a terrible husband.

465
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,617
I make my husband wear it when we ****.

466
00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:23,453
Lucy? Babe?

467
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,636
Are you okay?

468
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,164
Maybe you could try to get a job?

469
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,540
My birthday week is coming up,

470
00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:29,876
and I expect a really thoughtful
and expensive gift.

471
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,879
- There's no birthday week.
- Yes. It's the week of your birthday.

472
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,547
You're not a 16th-century monarch.

473
00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:38,259
You can't command multiple days
for your personal festivities.

474
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,136
Remember our Monopoly tournaments?

475
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,931
Well, I need a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

476
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:47,685
Anyway, last night, it was rough.

477
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:50,772
I wish I could talk to you about it.

478
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:52,873
Bye.

479
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:56,027
Lucy.

480
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,613
Nick?

481
00:28:58,696 --> 00:28:59,906
Can I come in?

482
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:05,036
No. No, no, no. Lucy is dead.

483
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,746
How'd she die?

484
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,082
- Decapitated on a roller coaster.
- That's a shame.

485
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,959
She had such a nice head.

486
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:16,005
And you are not wearing any pants.

487
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:21,010
Pants. No. Not wearing those.

488
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,556
Shoelaces in a bag?

489
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,267
Go ahead. Judge me.

490
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:28,977
No judgments.

491
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:33,481
- Wait. What are you doing here?
- I wanna show you something. Come on.

492
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:35,900
- How did you get in here?
- Your roommates let me in.

493
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,027
Those bitches.

494
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:49,664
Okay. So this map was just here
when you showed up this morning?

495
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,791
- Yep.
- Who could have left it?

496
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,878
I know a construction worker,
a delivery guy,

497
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:57,839
one of your multiple personalities?

498
00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,424
This is amazing.

499
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:04,971
There are broken people out there like me,
people who need to let go and move on.

500
00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:08,183
Good. Well, you can take the stuff
and move on.

501
00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:12,228
There's nowhere else like this.
I wish someone had done this for me.

502
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,898
The Broken Heart Gallery could be
a community service.

503
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,274
No. This is my hotel.

504
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:20,820
It is not some sort of Lost and Found
for hoarder stalkers.

505
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,947
- Again, not a hoarder.
- Hoarder.

506
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:24,741
No. We've been through this.

507
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,535
Oh, wow, this is the shrine to exes
you were talking about?

508
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,870
I didn't say-- I--

509
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,914
- It's a direct quote.
- I didn't say that.

510
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,707
Lucy, this is my friend Marcos.

511
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,876
Hey. Oh, my God. We're friends now?

512
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:38,421
That would explain why I'm building
a bar top for you for free.

513
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:40,945
- Can you not--? Don't listen to him.
- Friendship. Servitude.

514
00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,968
I am the godfather to his unborn child.

515
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:47,222
No, he's lobbying
for the position of godfather.

516
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:51,059
Plot twist: It's not going well.
If I had to guess, you know?

517
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,603
Would you want this man
to be your spiritual guide?

518
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,980
No. Maybe my TV guide.

519
00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,899
- Am I right?
- Terrible dad joke.

520
00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,400
I like her. Let's get to work.

521
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:00,610
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.

522
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:03,238
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

523
00:31:03,321 --> 00:31:05,448
I can help. I...

524
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:09,118
I can help with the hotel
in exchange for gallery space.

525
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,662
- No.
- No, I can help.

526
00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:16,084
I can-- I can paint. I can saw.
I can lift and lay tile, grout.

527
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,794
- Is that--? That's a thing.
- Yeah.

528
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,128
It's not gonna happen.

529
00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:23,675
That sounds like free labor,
and, Nick, you love free labor, don't you?

530
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:24,676
You do. Come on.

531
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,095
- Come on.
- You don't have a plan for the balcony yet.

532
00:31:27,178 --> 00:31:31,057
I did say I had a plan for the balcony.
I said it was phase two.

533
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,601
Sorry, balconies are really important.

534
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:35,103
- He gets it.
- They're essential.

535
00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,522
- What is going on?
- Two people agreeing.

536
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:40,608
- Maybe eternal friendship. I don't know.
- We're bonding. We're friends?

537
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,485
We should take it step by step, but sure.

538
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:43,987
- Okay.
- It's a good start.

539
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,989
- I hate both of you.
- Is that a yes?

540
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,574
- No. No.
- Hell, yes.

541
00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:50,660
Of course. We could use the help.
You start tomorrow, 7 in the morning.

542
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:53,288
Get us the coffee, right?
You know, gotta pay the piper.

543
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:56,583
We do love oat milk. You can get almond milk
if you don't have it.

544
00:31:56,666 --> 00:32:01,045
Soy milk, whatever. Have fun with it.
But nothing with actual dairy.

545
00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:02,839
He gets really sensitive in his tummy.

546
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:05,842
- Okay. All right. Let's...
- He has IBS, it's embarrassing.

547
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:07,343
- IBS is a real thing.
- Stop it.

548
00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:10,722
- Tell me more about his tummy.
- This is not happening. There is no tummy.

549
00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:12,140
Goodbye.

550
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,517
- Dude. What? No.
- We have 30 days. We need help.

551
00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,141
This is Morris.

552
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:57,477
My husband and I got him together.

553
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,895
My husband left.

554
00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:02,190
Morris took it pretty hard.

555
00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:05,568
Yeah, he died immediately.

556
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:11,991
Let me get this straight. You are collecting
other people's junk in addition to your own?

557
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,371
Oh, shut up, Jeff.
I should text Max about this.

558
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,748
- He likes to be up to date with galleries.
- No.

559
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:21,167
- Don't do that.
- You're right. I'll slide in the DMs.

560
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,586
- That's more chill.
- You need to get a grip.

561
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,963
He is dating a doctor
with the face of an angel.

562
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,382
You're a monster.

563
00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:30,551
Thank you.
Okay, you need some sexual Listerine.

564
00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:31,969
Jeff agrees.

565
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,847
What about that new guy, Nick?

566
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:38,935
Last time I slept with someone
I worked with, it ended very badly.

567
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,578
Oh, my God. That is so true, Jeff.
That does sound like progress.

568
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,438
Thank you.

569
00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:45,942
Why don't you invite your "friend" Nick
to my birthday?

570
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,986
I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke.

571
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,072
It combines my favorite things,
murder and karaoke.

572
00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,990
- A heavenly combo.
- A perfect combination.

573
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,451
You guys.

574
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,245
I am in love.

575
00:33:57,328 --> 00:34:00,915
Her name is Irina, and she's got
tiny baby bones like a baby chick,

576
00:34:00,998 --> 00:34:04,752
and I just wanna build a nest for her
and chew her food for her and feed her.

577
00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,462
Jesus, I give it two weeks.

578
00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:10,007
Do I detect cynicism
from the great believer of love?

579
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,927
She's right. You've banged
more Russian models than a tech billionaire.

580
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,138
- If you were a guy, we would hate you.
- Yeah.

581
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,764
- I don't need this.
- Yes, you do.

582
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:20,893
- No, I don't. No, I don't. Okay.
- Yes, you do. Eat the pasta.

583
00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:26,774
Hey, Nick, I...

584
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:30,695
- I can't work anymore this week, dude.
- Why?

585
00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:36,117
Your homeboy's been commissioned to build
a new table for that hotel in Fort Green.

586
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,661
Really? That place is so cheesy.

587
00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:41,956
Oh, my God. How dare I take their money
when you don't like their mason jars.

588
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,708
Look, man, I know...

589
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:47,044
I know things are tough,
but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday,

590
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:49,046
and I will get you your money.

591
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,549
- You are first on my list.
- Oh, there's a list?

592
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,760
Can I see the list, or...?

593
00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:56,262
- It's a theoretical list. Nick...
- It's gonna happen.

594
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,473
- Come on.
- I can't keep doing this, man.

595
00:34:58,556 --> 00:35:02,310
I got a family. All right?
I have responsibilities. I'm sorry.

596
00:35:03,311 --> 00:35:05,646
Don't shut off on me. I--

597
00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,440
Show me those blushy cheeks.

598
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:10,401
Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside
when I see them. Show me--

599
00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:12,695
I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay?

600
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,363
All right.

601
00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:17,825
Good morning, building buds!
Who's ready to work?

602
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,327
Because I am. Check me out.

603
00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:21,996
Look at this belt,
a practical belt for tools.

604
00:35:22,997 --> 00:35:25,917
- Here is your coffee, Marky Mark.
- All right, Lucy Liu.

605
00:35:26,918 --> 00:35:30,338
- And then, for you, I got the special milks.
- Thank you.

606
00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:32,439
- Dude.
- Sorry.

607
00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:36,469
Her Majesty looks a little upset
this morning, so tread lightly.

608
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:40,765
Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings?
Because the CFO has arrived.

609
00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:42,683
Chief Feelings Officer is here.

610
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:46,145
- Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys.
- God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out.

611
00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:47,355
- See you, dude.
- Bye.

612
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:50,983
- Who is that?
- Yeah, you're in the right place.

613
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:53,945
- Hi.
- Hey.

614
00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:58,825
- Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery?
- Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing?

615
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:02,161
Yeah. You're in the right place.
Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator.

616
00:36:02,245 --> 00:36:03,830
Yeah. Willhelmina.

617
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:05,915
So how's this whole thing work?

618
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,835
I don't know.
How does this whole thing work?

619
00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:13,214
Well, why don't you we start
by you telling me what you brought and why?

620
00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:17,635
Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina,
while I was actually--

621
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:18,818
Oh, wait. Pause.

622
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:21,097
Do you mind if I record this?

623
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,766
- Just, you know, for our socials.
- Yeah. Sure.

624
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,434
Take a step back against this.

625
00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,228
- Right. Here?
- Ooh, that is perfect.

626
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:28,771
And go.

627
00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:30,356
I was in the hospital.

628
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:33,192
I was recovering
from a pretty nasty skydiving accident.

629
00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:36,779
She was my nurse
and had a body cast covered all my tats,

630
00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:39,323
so Gina, she drew these ones on for me.

631
00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:41,367
When I could walk, I asked her to marry me.

632
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,536
But then she changed her mind
three weeks later.

633
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:45,788
- No.
- Damn, Gina.

634
00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,373
Anyway, time passed,

635
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:52,211
but this just sat in the corner
of my bedroom, taunting me.

636
00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:57,758
- How long have you held on to it for?
- Six-- Five years. Five years.

637
00:36:57,842 --> 00:37:01,846
Feels good to admit that, you know?
Then I heard about this place, so...

638
00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:04,515
And how exactly did you hear
about this place?

639
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:07,685
- My masseuse's Instagram.
- And how did your masseuse hear about it?

640
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:10,688
Don't listen to him.
Are you ready to hand it over?

641
00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:13,399
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
- Okay.

642
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,152
It has an odor.

643
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:17,904
Okay.

644
00:37:17,987 --> 00:37:19,363
- You did it.
- I did it.

645
00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:20,740
How does it feel?

646
00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:25,786
This is the first time in, like, five years
that I feel a little lighter.

647
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,330
- Really?
- Yeah.

648
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,207
That's amazing. Thank you.

649
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,628
If you ever wanna see this again,
you can visit any time.

650
00:37:33,711 --> 00:37:35,713
- It'll be in my care, right here.
- Okay.

651
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:38,716
Or, perhaps, at another location.

652
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:41,385
No, definitely at this location.
Don't worry about him.

653
00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:44,388
- Who is he?
- Just one last thing.

654
00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:47,058
We just ask for a small donation.

655
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:49,518
- Just to keep the gallery going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

656
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:52,772
There you go. It's only 5 bucks.
It's all I have.

657
00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:54,357
- Perfect.
- All right.

658
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,067
Thank you so much.

659
00:37:58,194 --> 00:37:59,654
We're in business, baby.

660
00:37:59,737 --> 00:38:03,366
And Bonus Jonas, I'm making you clams.

661
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:06,994
I'm going to take this.

662
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,210
Thing about breakups is,

663
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,963
someone can ruin your life
just by disappearing, you know?

664
00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:20,174
And then you hang on to the hope
that they'll barrel through your door

665
00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:23,761
full of believable explanations
as to why they didn't actually ghost you,

666
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:26,806
or lose your number,
or just stop loving you.

667
00:38:26,889 --> 00:38:30,810
So what my ex left was a jar
of organic Choconut.

668
00:38:30,893 --> 00:38:34,271
So, heartbroken,
I would spoon it little by little

669
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,650
while listening to Michael Bolton's
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again."

670
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,235
It's rancid now.

671
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:42,530
Kind of like my ex-girlfriend's soul.
I hate you. Just kidding.

672
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:43,739
I hope you die.

673
00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:45,032
How do you get over someone?

674
00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:47,868
You just press some button on your body
and morph into a cyborg?

675
00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:51,163
Just keep going.
Don't look back, don't dwell on anything.

676
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:53,290
Okay, so you just bottle everything up

677
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:56,293
until you implode
in a fiery act of self-destruction?

678
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:59,422
No. I manage my expectations.

679
00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:07,263
Marcos took another job.

680
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:10,307
Our interior designer quit last week,
but I'm fine.

681
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:11,892
I'm not upset. Why?

682
00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:16,355
Because I saw it coming a mile away
and I managed my expectations.

683
00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:21,152
Okay, so you don't ask anything of anyone,
which is why you're not asking me right now.

684
00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:25,239
- Asking you what?
- I'll be your interior designer.

685
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:26,574
- Come on!
- Good God.

686
00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:29,785
Designer is just a fancy word for curator.
Or it's the other way around.

687
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:32,788
I don't know, but regardless,
there's cool stuff all around us.

688
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:34,790
You just need someone
to help you look for it.

689
00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:38,335
<i>Okay, but cool stuff means expensive,
and I'm pretty much broke.</i>

690
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:42,339
<i>The key to collecting is seeing value
where others usually don't.</i>

691
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,051
<i>You know, one lady's trash is
another lady's treasure.</i>

692
00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:46,552
<i>Kind of like relationships.</i>

693
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:49,388
<i>And where might one find these treasures?</i>

694
00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:50,723
<i>Well, it is moving day.</i>

695
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:52,975
First day of the month,
leases start and end,

696
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:56,645
so New Yorkers are leaving pure gold
out on these streets.

697
00:39:56,729 --> 00:39:59,523
She's cute, she's charming,
she's calling my name.

698
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:03,402
- She looks like rats live inside of her.
- Then she's habitable.

699
00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:07,073
Lucy, it's 40 blocks to the Chloe.
We are-- We're not walking.

700
00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:10,659
Welcome to the nonviolent firearms show.

701
00:40:10,743 --> 00:40:11,660
Oh, my God.

702
00:40:11,744 --> 00:40:14,747
How do I seem to find myself
in this predicament?

703
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:21,837
I'm tired. Can we take a break?

704
00:40:21,921 --> 00:40:24,131
Absolutely not. This was your idea.

705
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:27,343
Fine, but can you distract me?
Tell me your life story.

706
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,428
- My life story?
- Yeah.

707
00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,180
But my life hasn't even happened yet.

708
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:34,141
Don't you ever think about
what you're gonna tell your biographer?

709
00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:38,562
- Is that something you think about?
- All the time. It'll begin as such:

710
00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:40,815
"It all started
on a sticky August afternoon."

711
00:40:40,898 --> 00:40:43,692
Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it.

712
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:46,654
Okay. Your life story. Go.

713
00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,740
- Really?
- Yes.

714
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:55,329
My parents really never settled down.
We moved a ton.

715
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,081
That must have been hard.

716
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,167
Think it make-- Made me independent.

717
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:02,711
So where would you go on holidays?

718
00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:04,421
Grandma's house.

719
00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:07,258
Tell me more about G-Ma.

720
00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:12,012
Well, she lived in this little place
called Kenosha, which is in Wisconsin.

721
00:41:12,096 --> 00:41:14,056
She looked like a Keebler elf.

722
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:18,978
My grandma loved two things,
football and boxing.

723
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:21,355
- She chewed tobacco till she was 90.
- Nice.

724
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:24,108
And I always thought
she was this sweet old grandma,

725
00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:27,111
but it turns out
she was a bookie her entire life.

726
00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:30,322
- Okay, Grandma.
- I know. What a badass!

727
00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:34,076
After she died, they found
a wad of cash under her mattress.

728
00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:36,579
And she left it for me.

729
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:39,623
- So that's what you used to start the Chloe.
- Yeah.

730
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:42,626
And then you named it after her?
That's such a sweet tribute.

731
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:45,588
- I didn't actually--
- Ice cream!

732
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,925
Hey!

733
00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,519
<i>You know, we still haven't been
to the coolest little shop in Brooklyn.</i>

734
00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:03,147
<i>Only real insiders know about it.</i>

735
00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:06,483
<i>And what about you? Why New York?</i>

736
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,319
I followed a man.

737
00:42:08,402 --> 00:42:10,779
Did the man know you were following him?

738
00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:14,617
He did when I snuck into his apartment,
impaled him with an ice pick

739
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,785
and feasted on his remains.

740
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:18,287
Frightening.

741
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,789
But what's the real reason?

742
00:42:24,043 --> 00:42:28,589
Well, growing up, my mom was
an art history professor at Bard.

743
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:31,342
So it was winter like 90 months of the year.

744
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:35,012
So every weekend,
she'd take me to the Hessel Museum.

745
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:41,310
And she taught me
that art tells stories about people, places,

746
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:44,104
movements, moments in time.

747
00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:51,111
The coolest thing about my mom is,
she really sees art...

748
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:54,031
in everything.

749
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:56,033
Like, anywhere.

750
00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:03,249
What city has more art than New York?

751
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:13,217
You know, I think this project is really
having a positive impact on me.

752
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,594
I woke up this morning,
my pillow was totally dry.

753
00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:18,097
And then feel my bag. It's so light.

754
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:22,017
I am growing too.
I have not called you a hoarder today.

755
00:43:22,101 --> 00:43:23,310
Typical man.

756
00:43:23,394 --> 00:43:25,980
Proud of himself for something
that isn't an achievement.

757
00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:28,774
Okay. Good talk. I'm gonna go get a coffee.

758
00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:30,317
Do you want anything?

759
00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:33,153
No, I quit coffee.
Only water or booze for this temple.

760
00:43:33,237 --> 00:43:34,989
I'm Paleo.

761
00:43:35,072 --> 00:43:39,493
- I'm not sure that's what Paleo means.
- No, no. It has to do with nuts.

762
00:43:39,576 --> 00:43:42,663
- Okay. I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

763
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,084
- Hi there.
- Hi.

764
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,629
I'm here for the 72-inch television.

765
00:43:50,713 --> 00:43:54,133
You guys are like
the last book shop on earth, huh?

766
00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:56,135
We're the real deal.
It was my grandfather's.

767
00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:59,930
Oh, okay. Well, I was about
to say something that--

768
00:44:00,014 --> 00:44:02,725
It wouldn't have gone well.
Anyway, thank you so much.

769
00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,144
- Have a great day.
- All right.

770
00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:10,566
- Oh, hey! Your case.
- I got it. I know him.

771
00:44:23,287 --> 00:44:25,080
Excuse me. Do you mind?

772
00:44:25,164 --> 00:44:27,750
Move! Oh, my God! Move.

773
00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:32,421
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood? Okay.

774
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,882
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?

775
00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,633
- Yes.
- Thanks.

776
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,510
I gotta go.

777
00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:40,596
Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood?

778
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:43,307
Oh, you don't care
about reproductive rights?

779
00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:48,979
It's a first edition.

780
00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:51,398
- No.
- Yeah.

781
00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:53,067
Lucy!

782
00:44:55,152 --> 00:44:56,403
Max!

783
00:44:56,487 --> 00:44:58,155
Hi! Oh, my God.

784
00:44:58,238 --> 00:45:00,491
This is so random.

785
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,217
Hi.

786
00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:06,997
- French.
- Oh, sorry.

787
00:45:07,081 --> 00:45:11,043
I just got back from Paris,
so still in there.

788
00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:13,754
- Right.
- This is Amelia.

789
00:45:13,837 --> 00:45:17,716
You saw her the night that...

790
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,302
Are you okay? I'm a doctor, so...

791
00:45:20,386 --> 00:45:22,930
Me? Me? Me good. Me... I'm great.

792
00:45:23,013 --> 00:45:25,682
Because last time... You know.

793
00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:29,436
Right. That night. Oh, my God.

794
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,646
That was such a fun night.

795
00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:33,857
I was just really living my truth
and, like, enjoying myself.

796
00:45:33,941 --> 00:45:35,317
I'm in my mid-20s.

797
00:45:35,401 --> 00:45:37,277
You know, I barely even wash my face.

798
00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:40,197
And sometimes I moisturize, if I feel fancy.

799
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,117
But I just have the collagen
ready to go. I'm 26, so...

800
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,327
Lucy! Hi.

801
00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:47,413
There you are.

802
00:45:48,455 --> 00:45:50,416
Got the flat white for you.

803
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:54,628
- I...
- Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick.

804
00:45:54,711 --> 00:45:56,880
- Hey. I'm Max.
- Hi.

805
00:45:56,964 --> 00:46:00,509
This one really knows
how to treat her staff, you know?

806
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:02,719
- Staff?
- She didn't tell you?

807
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,681
Lucy started her own gallery.

808
00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:09,184
Yeah. Big deal. I mean,
it's still underground, but it's gonna be...

809
00:46:10,185 --> 00:46:13,480
It's gonna blow up. Big. Big time.
Blowing. Lots of blowing up.

810
00:46:13,564 --> 00:46:15,274
That's...

811
00:46:15,357 --> 00:46:17,109
That's exceptional.

812
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,862
Where is it? I'd love to come visit.

813
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:23,532
And we would also love you
to come visit sometime,

814
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:26,160
but we are late
for that meeting with that--

815
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:29,746
- Meeting. Larry.
- Larry! Larry.

816
00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,248
Gagosian?

817
00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,332
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

818
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:34,543
He's like a...
How did you describe him? Like a...

819
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,004
Oh, he's like a post-modern teddy bear.

820
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,256
- Just the sweetest guy.
- Yeah.

821
00:46:39,339 --> 00:46:40,549
You know?

822
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:42,676
- Oh, yeah.
- Never met him.

823
00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:44,928
- We have to--
- Yeah, he hates it when we're late.

824
00:46:45,012 --> 00:46:46,388
- We should really run.
- He does.

825
00:46:46,472 --> 00:46:48,599
- But great to see you.
- Nice to meet you.

826
00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:52,352
Gagosian? Okay.

827
00:46:52,436 --> 00:46:54,062
Shit.

828
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,900
He's just moved on. It's...

829
00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:00,527
Why is it so hard for me
and so easy for him?

830
00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:04,239
- Am I that forgettable?
- Are you kidding me? Max aches for you.

831
00:47:04,323 --> 00:47:08,327
He said so himself.
You're the wild card, the fun, the sparkle.

832
00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:12,247
- You think so?
- I... He thinks so.

833
00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:13,999
- Yes.
- Right.

834
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,045
- Come on. Let's go in here.
- Okay.

835
00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:21,798
Do you think Max
and the doctor have moved in together?

836
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:25,552
No. No, Max likes his personal space, so...

837
00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:29,973
She probably has an amazing
but crazy skin care routine.

838
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,935
What if he likes it?

839
00:47:34,228 --> 00:47:35,812
Wait, where are we?

840
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:38,440
Great, is this the third attempt at murder?

841
00:47:38,524 --> 00:47:41,944
Can we get it over and done with, please?
Just put me out of my misery.

842
00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,530
Hey, Yan. Do your thing.

843
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:58,544
- What?
- I'll never tire of that reaction.

844
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:01,463
- Yan.
- Hey, man. How's the hotel going?

845
00:48:01,547 --> 00:48:03,131
Excellent.

846
00:48:03,215 --> 00:48:05,634
Don't listen to her.
She's a glass-half-full kind of gal.

847
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:09,846
You're right, yeah.
It's better to be a brooding cynic.

848
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:12,474
Can you please go get my sign?

849
00:48:13,517 --> 00:48:15,561
So he just makes anything in neon?

850
00:48:15,644 --> 00:48:17,604
Yeah, including a blinking sign
over your head

851
00:48:17,688 --> 00:48:20,148
that says "Keep Back 200 Feet."

852
00:48:20,232 --> 00:48:24,736
Check this out. It's gonna look great
hanging in the lobby of the Chloe.

853
00:48:25,988 --> 00:48:30,909
It's Latin for "Into the middle of things."
It's what the hotel stands for.

854
00:48:30,993 --> 00:48:35,664
It's a place where people will meet
and intersect in our story.

855
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:40,335
The Chloe will always be a place
they stopped along the way.

856
00:48:41,336 --> 00:48:44,506
See? I have feelings.

857
00:49:14,411 --> 00:49:17,664
Remember when I drove my car
into a parked school bus?

858
00:49:17,748 --> 00:49:20,834
Well, I'm not the mess you once knew.

859
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,170
I have my shit together.

860
00:49:23,253 --> 00:49:24,630
Promise.

861
00:49:25,631 --> 00:49:28,800
- Hey. Who was that?
- No one.

862
00:49:28,884 --> 00:49:32,554
Oh, hello, fancy pants.
Where are you off to?

863
00:49:32,638 --> 00:49:35,390
Well, we are going to the bank.

864
00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:38,769
I have that meeting, and I am terrified.

865
00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:40,937
This is it. Make or break, right?

866
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,566
- I'm coming along to play the race card.
- I think it'll be very effective.

867
00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:46,276
- Thank you.
- Look on the bright side.

868
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,321
The gallery is bringing in
a bunch of revenue.

869
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,866
No. I'm cautiously optimistic
in a very negative way.

870
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:55,327
- I've lost all hope.
- But we should probably--

871
00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:57,329
Wait, wait. Before you go, take a seat.

872
00:49:57,412 --> 00:49:59,247
- I want you to listen to this.
- We're--

873
00:49:59,331 --> 00:50:02,250
No, come on. It'll just take a minute.
It'll be good for you.

874
00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:04,002
I need to share.

875
00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:07,130
"Dwayne and I met on New Year's Eve.

876
00:50:07,214 --> 00:50:08,965
We stole this bottle of champagne

877
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,343
and resolved to drink it together
the next year.

878
00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:14,805
But Dwayne got sick
and next year never came.

879
00:50:14,888 --> 00:50:17,099
Lately, I've found myself drinking alone,

880
00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:21,228
but this is the one bottle
I can't bring myself to open."

881
00:50:21,311 --> 00:50:24,147
Nope. Nope!

882
00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,443
- Nick, are you crying?
- Why--?

883
00:50:28,527 --> 00:50:30,153
No. Why would I...? What?

884
00:50:30,237 --> 00:50:32,322
Why wouldn't you cry? Dwayne is dead, dude.

885
00:50:32,406 --> 00:50:35,158
They're about to drink a bottle together
and now he's a ghost.

886
00:50:35,242 --> 00:50:38,412
He didn't ghost him. He's an actual ghost.
Why would you do that to us?

887
00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:41,248
We said we're about to blackmail a man
into giving us money.

888
00:50:41,331 --> 00:50:43,542
I don't know. Crying's my favorite activity.

889
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:45,627
- It's true. She's very good at it.
- Thank you.

890
00:50:45,711 --> 00:50:49,756
Last weekend we got together, and we just
re-enacted scenes from <i>The Notebook.</i>

891
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,800
- I wrote you every day.
- Every day?

892
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:54,803
- I wrote you every day!
- I never stopped thinking--

893
00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:59,933
As much as I admire this budding friendship,
we have to go because we are running late.

894
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,393
Sure.

895
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:03,353
- Upper hands. Okay.
- Marcos, let's go.

896
00:51:03,437 --> 00:51:05,856
- You got this. Good luck.
- I'm okay.

897
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:09,151
April, 2006. Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah.

898
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:12,237
So I show up and I do my best move for him.

899
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,114
He was just kidding.

900
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:17,159
He actually had gotten
an over-the-pants handy

901
00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:18,827
from Jenny Gluck that night.

902
00:51:19,828 --> 00:51:25,375
So I've kept this yarmulke
as a reminder that men can hurt you.

903
00:51:54,196 --> 00:51:55,447
"You're not a hoarder."

904
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:58,617
"Thank you for saying that.
I do really appreciate that."

905
00:51:59,618 --> 00:52:01,620
"You hair looks great." "Yours does."

906
00:52:01,703 --> 00:52:03,455
"Thanking you--"

907
00:52:03,538 --> 00:52:06,333
Hi. Gallery donation?

908
00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:08,418
- Is Nick here?
- No.

909
00:52:08,502 --> 00:52:10,879
Just me. Us.

910
00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:13,355
Cool.

911
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:17,093
Do you want me to tell him you stopped by?
Leave a message?

912
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:19,403
No.

913
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,723
Okay.

914
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:27,103
See you later.

915
00:52:29,648 --> 00:52:32,025
"She kind of seemed like a bitch."

916
00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:34,820
"Stop. You can't say that. Go.

917
00:52:35,821 --> 00:52:37,447
No.

918
00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,909
No! Think about what you said."

919
00:53:10,689 --> 00:53:13,400
That was sweet but psycho.
Next up, we got Ben.

920
00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:15,527
"I Wanna Know What Love Is."

921
00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:18,864
Hi, thank you, guys,
so much for coming to my-- Jeff.

922
00:53:18,947 --> 00:53:21,032
For coming to my birthday.

923
00:53:21,116 --> 00:53:23,451
I know this is a really important day
for all of us,

924
00:53:23,535 --> 00:53:26,288
and, you know,
as I was reflecting on my last 27 years,

925
00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:28,331
I was kind of thinking ahead to my death.

926
00:53:28,415 --> 00:53:29,958
- What is happening?
- Eyes up.

927
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:33,545
And I was thinking that at my funeral,
I wanna be taxidermied

928
00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:36,423
and I want a photo booth
so people can come and take photos of me.

929
00:53:36,506 --> 00:53:39,175
And I'll have wine and hats
and different things.

930
00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:41,428
- What do you guys think of that?
- Inspired!

931
00:53:41,511 --> 00:53:44,472
- Happy birthday, Amanda!
- Happy birthday, Amanda.

932
00:53:44,556 --> 00:53:46,558
- How's it going?
- Hi!

933
00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:49,519
- I picked up your dead man cake...
- Oh, my God, thank you.

934
00:53:49,603 --> 00:53:51,163
...that you asked a stranger to get for you.

935
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,815
This is my wife Randy
and that's my baby inside of her.

936
00:53:53,899 --> 00:53:56,568
Oh, my God, tell us everything
about being pregnant.

937
00:53:56,651 --> 00:53:59,112
Pretty terrible so far.

938
00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:02,532
Well, the making of it was fun,
the creating it.

939
00:54:02,616 --> 00:54:03,909
I'll shut up.

940
00:54:16,129 --> 00:54:18,798
I wanna murder your face!

941
00:54:18,882 --> 00:54:20,008
I love you!

942
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:22,844
I wanna push you down the stairs,
I love you so much.

943
00:54:22,928 --> 00:54:24,596
Do you ever worry about Jeff's safety?

944
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:26,932
Oh, he's a dead man,
but it is the rule of friendship

945
00:54:27,015 --> 00:54:31,186
you can't really testify
against your friends, so I know nothing.

946
00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:34,564
- Totally.
- Hey, I have something to show you.

947
00:54:35,941 --> 00:54:38,860
- We're in <i>New York Magazine</i>, baby!
- Oh, my God. What?

948
00:54:38,944 --> 00:54:40,570
- I know. It's...
- Shit.

949
00:54:40,654 --> 00:54:43,657
- This is amazing news.
- Can't wait until Max sees this.

950
00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:47,118
- I have moved from denial to anger.
- What do you mean?

951
00:54:47,202 --> 00:54:51,414
Oh, the five stages of grief.
I am angry at Max and I want revenge.

952
00:54:51,498 --> 00:54:55,251
And I'm not talking about squirting lube
all over his good suits.

953
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,629
Is that something that you've done?

954
00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:00,674
We open the gallery
with a Broken Hearts ball.

955
00:55:00,757 --> 00:55:04,719
Gatsby style.
Call every influencer in New York.

956
00:55:07,514 --> 00:55:11,935
Honestly, I'd love to say yes, Lucy,
but I haven't heard if I got the loan.

957
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:15,063
It's not looking good. I'm really worried.

958
00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:21,903
- But if I get it...
- We can do it?

959
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:25,573
We can do it.

960
00:55:25,657 --> 00:55:28,702
- Yes!
- I don't know when.

961
00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:34,582
All right, next up we got Lucy and Nick
singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."

962
00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:36,751
I don't really-- Lucy, I don't sing.

963
00:55:36,835 --> 00:55:41,339
We haven't spoken about this,
but I have a really shocking singing voice.

964
00:55:41,423 --> 00:55:44,509
Karaoke's not about talent.
It's about commitment. Everyone knows that.

965
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:46,219
Yeah, but I'll make a fool of myself.

966
00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:49,305
That is one of life's greatest pleasures.
I should know.

967
00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:52,517
- Do we have Lucy? Do we have Nick?
- Yep, coming up.

968
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,769
I'm sober. I'm dead sober.

969
00:55:54,853 --> 00:55:56,896
- Thought you might say that.
- Here's some shots.

970
00:55:56,980 --> 00:56:01,901
- Okay, no, this is very-- We actually--
- No, no, no, that's perfect. Thank you.

971
00:56:01,985 --> 00:56:04,696
- What's your excuse now, huh?
- Nothing.

972
00:56:09,034 --> 00:56:12,328
- We got this, Nick. No, Nick!
- I'm gonna go.

973
00:56:20,336 --> 00:56:23,006
I like this song.

974
00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:34,559
Oh, damn.

975
00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:39,439
I love you!

976
00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:09,469
- Am I on the right rhythm?
- Oh, that's good.

977
00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:24,234
Nick, everyone!

978
00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:28,113
Does everyone remember
that it's my birthday?

979
00:57:29,114 --> 00:57:33,159
- How sad are you gonna be when I die?
- Terrified of life without you.

980
00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:36,746
Unless there's kids involved
and it will probably fill up that void.

981
00:57:36,830 --> 00:57:38,206
But you'll be missed.

982
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:42,001
- You can't marry within a year.
- I won't. Who would I marry?

983
00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:44,462
- Which one of my friends would you marry?
- Amanda.

984
00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:47,132
Just kidding. It's not like
I've thought about it before.

985
00:57:47,215 --> 00:57:48,925
- I think that's a good fit.
- Right?

986
00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:50,426
I approve of that.

987
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:54,305
- You guys talking about death again?
- It's our foreplay.

988
00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,268
Do it now.

989
00:57:58,351 --> 00:57:59,686
Yes, ma'am.

990
00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:03,106
<i>You're cute
When you beep-beep-beep, how do you--?</i>

991
00:58:03,189 --> 00:58:05,209
- It's not a joke, that's okay.
- That wasn't a truck--

992
00:58:05,233 --> 00:58:08,570
- Can't compare me to a truck.
- It wasn't a truck, but it was like...

993
00:58:08,653 --> 00:58:10,071
It was a truck backing up.

994
00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:13,741
- So let me ask you something.
- Sure.

995
00:58:13,825 --> 00:58:16,536
- You're spending every day with her, right?
- Yes.

996
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:19,998
Dude, I haven't seen you this happy since...
Don't make me say her name.

997
00:58:20,081 --> 00:58:22,792
Okay, can we not talk about this,
please, Marcos?

998
00:58:22,876 --> 00:58:25,712
You are a straight, white dude in America.

999
00:58:25,795 --> 00:58:28,590
If your only thing is that
you don't wanna fall in love, like--

1000
00:58:28,673 --> 00:58:30,133
- Can you please--?
- Cry me a river.

1001
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,093
- Marcos, can we please not do this?
- We are.

1002
00:58:32,177 --> 00:58:34,596
We are in the conversation
you don't wanna be in.

1003
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,849
And I'm saying it--
No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay?

1004
00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:51,613
Oh, my God. You guys, I--

1005
00:58:51,696 --> 00:58:54,407
I'm getting too skinny.
I'm wasting away right now.

1006
00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:57,118
I think it's really important
that we go get tacos, like--

1007
00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:59,787
I want a taco and I wanna sleep in a taco.

1008
00:58:59,871 --> 00:59:02,081
- I wanna drive a taco.
- Let's go.

1009
00:59:02,165 --> 00:59:04,125
But wait, where is Nick? Did he...?

1010
00:59:04,209 --> 00:59:07,629
Oh, he drove Marcos and Randy home.

1011
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:11,382
Why do you keep talking about Nick?
You should put your penis in his vagina.

1012
00:59:11,466 --> 00:59:14,552
- Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina?
- Yeah.

1013
00:59:14,636 --> 00:59:17,222
- I wanna get a taco first, then you can--
- Okay.

1014
00:59:17,305 --> 00:59:19,098
<i>- Penis, penis, penis.</i>
- Okay.

1015
00:59:19,182 --> 00:59:23,686
- Tacos first.
<i>- Tacos, tacos, tacos.</i>

1016
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:27,941
Where did Jeff go?

1017
00:59:28,024 --> 00:59:30,860
Oh, he's waiting in bed for me in his mask.

1018
00:59:30,944 --> 00:59:32,570
That's-- Oh, God.

1019
00:59:32,654 --> 00:59:35,949
- I know you love it, you're into that.
- It's too much.

1020
00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:40,078
Okay.

1021
00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:43,706
Remember me?

1022
00:59:48,253 --> 00:59:49,712
Hey, Max.

1023
00:59:50,713 --> 00:59:53,591
- What are you doing here?
- Just hoping we could talk.

1024
00:59:55,218 --> 00:59:57,720
Okay.

1025
00:59:57,804 --> 00:59:59,472
Go on.

1026
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:03,601
I don't really know where to start.

1027
01:00:03,685 --> 01:00:04,785
I guess...

1028
01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:08,398
How about "I'm sorry for causing
the worst breakup in the world's history"?

1029
01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:11,693
Or "I'm sorry for using you
like a stepping stone for my career

1030
01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:13,444
like Sigourney Weaver in <i>Working Girl"?</i>

1031
01:00:13,528 --> 01:00:16,781
Or "I'm sorry for treating you
like my own personal sanitary napkin

1032
01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:20,368
that I bled onto heavily
in the heaviest part of my period."

1033
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:23,288
You know that second day of your period
where you're gushing blood?

1034
01:00:23,371 --> 01:00:25,081
- I've heard of it.
- That's what you did.

1035
01:00:25,164 --> 01:00:26,874
And you didn't even have the courtesy

1036
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,252
to wrap it in toilet paper
when you threw it away.

1037
01:00:29,335 --> 01:00:31,504
- Sorry.
- You belong in jail for what you've done.

1038
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:34,841
- We're gonna put a hex on you.
- Yeah, we're bloody witches.

1039
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:37,135
Ladies, that's enough.

1040
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:40,638
Where are your effing socks?

1041
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,726
- That's a good question.
- This is weird for us now, so...

1042
01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:46,561
- Great friends.
- Yep.

1043
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,980
They brought out some excellent points.

1044
01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:52,525
I'm so sorry.

1045
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:55,862
I don't think I can live without you.

1046
01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:02,493
- What about Amelia?
- Amelia.

1047
01:01:02,577 --> 01:01:06,122
Come on. Amelia? We broke up.

1048
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:08,624
I haven't stopped thinking about you
since I ran into you

1049
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,752
and then I read about you
in <i>New York Magazine.</i>

1050
01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:12,754
I was wrong about you, Lucy.

1051
01:01:13,755 --> 01:01:15,715
I wanna be with you.

1052
01:01:18,176 --> 01:01:19,761
I don't know.

1053
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:21,262
Hey.

1054
01:01:22,263 --> 01:01:24,640
- Hey.
- What's this guy doing here?

1055
01:01:24,724 --> 01:01:27,477
Why is your assistant talking to me
like that?

1056
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,145
I'm not her assistant, guy.

1057
01:01:29,228 --> 01:01:31,189
Why are you bringing her a cake
at 3 a.m., guy?

1058
01:01:31,272 --> 01:01:33,316
- Because I can.
- Guys.

1059
01:01:35,151 --> 01:01:36,251
It's okay.

1060
01:01:38,613 --> 01:01:40,198
I was dropping this off.

1061
01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:44,535
Custom single-layered cake.

1062
01:01:46,329 --> 01:01:49,415
- You brought me Amanda's cake?
- Yeah.

1063
01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:53,378
Well, you know, Marcos paid for it, and...

1064
01:01:54,379 --> 01:01:57,715
I don't know,
he really likes you, so I thought I'd...

1065
01:01:58,841 --> 01:02:00,927
Marcos likes me.

1066
01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,470
Right.

1067
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,057
Yeah.

1068
01:02:07,975 --> 01:02:10,728
We were kind of in the middle of something.

1069
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:17,944
I'm gonna go.

1070
01:02:21,656 --> 01:02:23,074
Hey.

1071
01:02:24,951 --> 01:02:26,702
How about it? Let's have a drink.

1072
01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:31,707
I mean, you've seen it so many times,
but Harvard's in the corner, she's cowering.

1073
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:34,001
- Oh, my God.
- I'm like, "This is crazy."

1074
01:02:34,085 --> 01:02:36,504
- I really miss the Woolf Gallery.
- You do?

1075
01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:39,340
Yeah, of course. It was my dream job.

1076
01:02:39,424 --> 01:02:41,717
It was run by a woman so ahead of her time,

1077
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:47,014
she gave space and a voice to artists
no one deigned to care about or listen to.

1078
01:02:48,141 --> 01:02:50,852
See, I never even knew you felt that way.

1079
01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:52,035
You never asked.

1080
01:02:52,979 --> 01:02:56,816
You never really asked me
about myself, ever.

1081
01:02:57,817 --> 01:03:02,655
- I know I made a detour--
- A detour? That's what we're calling that?

1082
01:03:02,738 --> 01:03:05,992
Your GPS just didn't work
the day you cheated on me, or what's...?

1083
01:03:06,075 --> 01:03:08,619
It wasn't a detour, it was a big mistake.

1084
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,080
Please give me another chance?

1085
01:03:13,374 --> 01:03:16,252
And you're serious about this?

1086
01:03:17,462 --> 01:03:19,464
Would you close your eyes?

1087
01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:23,634
- Okay.
- Can you put your hands out?

1088
01:03:30,016 --> 01:03:32,810
- Okay, open them.
- Wait.

1089
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,355
What? How did you get this?

1090
01:03:36,439 --> 01:03:37,539
I took it.

1091
01:03:37,607 --> 01:03:39,817
Our love story's not over.

1092
01:03:41,027 --> 01:03:43,613
You broke into the gallery?

1093
01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:49,035
Wow, we really need to work
on the security situation.

1094
01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:51,120
Just have dinner with me, please?

1095
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:56,375
I'm actually-- I have a lot
of late night commitments, so...

1096
01:03:56,459 --> 01:04:01,047
I figured you'd say that,
so I thought about: "What about breakfast?"

1097
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:04,133
Oh, yeah, no, I'm not a morning person,
so that won't work.

1098
01:04:04,217 --> 01:04:07,136
There is a meal somewhere in the middle.

1099
01:04:08,137 --> 01:04:11,682
- Do you know what it's called?
- Fine. Lunch.

1100
01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:15,186
But no booze, except for rosé.
But that's just pink water.

1101
01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:22,985
Hey! I picked up some vintage rackets.
Thought they might look cool in here, right?

1102
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:30,826
Is everything okay?

1103
01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:35,706
I didn't get the loan.

1104
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:39,043
So this is it.

1105
01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:45,758
Oh, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, Nick.

1106
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:47,301
This really sucks.

1107
01:04:47,385 --> 01:04:50,137
But, hey, we can figure something out.

1108
01:04:50,221 --> 01:04:53,474
- This is just a setback.
- It's not a setback.

1109
01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:55,935
This is real life, Lucy.

1110
01:04:56,018 --> 01:05:00,147
You know, we can't all live
in your fantasy land of magical thinking.

1111
01:05:00,231 --> 01:05:04,110
I can't just go into a closet,
wish really hard, and it will all work out.

1112
01:05:04,193 --> 01:05:06,112
That's not how life works.

1113
01:05:07,113 --> 01:05:08,948
That's what you think of me?

1114
01:05:10,116 --> 01:05:14,453
If the Chloe closes, the gallery closes too.
We're in this together.

1115
01:05:14,537 --> 01:05:17,582
No, we're not. Okay?

1116
01:05:17,665 --> 01:05:20,376
I let myself get distracted,
but not anymore,

1117
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,336
so take your stuff and get out of here.

1118
01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:25,131
So that's it?

1119
01:05:25,214 --> 01:05:27,425
Yeah. That's it.

1120
01:05:33,848 --> 01:05:35,182
Okay.

1121
01:05:35,266 --> 01:05:38,853
Yeah, you can just shut me out,
but I made a commitment to every person

1122
01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,772
that walked through that door
with their heart on their sleeve.

1123
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:43,873
I am not giving up.

1124
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:48,237
And you shouldn't either.

1125
01:06:50,216 --> 01:06:51,550
If you'll just meet with me,

1126
01:06:51,634 --> 01:06:54,929
I can show you the Broken Heart Gallery
takes a whole new approach to art.

1127
01:06:55,012 --> 01:06:57,723
We're trending on Twitter.
We have 50,000 followers.

1128
01:06:57,807 --> 01:07:01,769
Everyone is damaged.
Have you ever been heartbroken? Hello?

1129
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:03,020
Hello?

1130
01:07:03,104 --> 01:07:05,481
Oh, my God. He hung up on me.

1131
01:07:05,564 --> 01:07:07,024
That was the last one.

1132
01:07:07,108 --> 01:07:10,403
I've tried every gallery
in the greater tristate area.

1133
01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:12,071
You haven't tried everyone.

1134
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:14,865
Oh, right, yeah.

1135
01:07:14,949 --> 01:07:18,994
I'm sure Eva just misses watching me
eat my own ass in front of her eyes.

1136
01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,955
Her and her friends, just:

1137
01:07:21,956 --> 01:07:24,166
You never know unless you try.

1138
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:29,505
No. Eva, she gave me a second chance.
She's not about to give me a third.

1139
01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:33,008
Well, what if a handsome man,

1140
01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:36,679
with a cute, cute butt,
put in a good word for you

1141
01:07:36,762 --> 01:07:40,683
and all you have to do is pick up the phone
and see what happens?

1142
01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:42,852
- Really?
- Maybe.

1143
01:07:43,853 --> 01:07:44,953
Cliffhanger.

1144
01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:48,941
You're erratic, irresponsible,
and, quite frankly, a liability.

1145
01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:54,113
It's young people like you
who reaffirm my choice not to procreate.

1146
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:58,451
The last time I saw you was like listening
to Brad Pitt talk about architecture.

1147
01:07:58,534 --> 01:08:01,996
- It just went on and on and on.
- Right.

1148
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:04,415
And on and on and on.

1149
01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:06,709
It was utterly relentless.

1150
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,169
Please give me a chance.

1151
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,588
The Broken Heart Gallery,
it's changed my life.

1152
01:08:10,671 --> 01:08:13,257
Clearly, otherwise,
you wouldn't be here groveling.

1153
01:08:13,340 --> 01:08:16,343
Oh, well, I think
groveling is a strong term.

1154
01:08:16,427 --> 01:08:18,929
This is the definition of groveling.

1155
01:08:20,723 --> 01:08:22,850
I've learned a few things in my day.

1156
01:08:22,933 --> 01:08:25,811
Never look at your body naked
under a fluorescent light.

1157
01:08:25,895 --> 01:08:30,983
It's only okay to bounce a check once.
After that, it's a thing you're known for.

1158
01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:35,362
And when you see talent, grab it.

1159
01:08:36,655 --> 01:08:40,201
I'd like to include the Broken Heart Gallery

1160
01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:45,247
as an exhibit here at the Woolf in one week.

1161
01:08:45,331 --> 01:08:50,461
Show your collection alongside mine.

1162
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,046
What?

1163
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:55,049
Did I drop acid and this is my ego death?

1164
01:08:55,132 --> 01:08:57,134
No, no. It's a huge opportunity.

1165
01:08:57,218 --> 01:09:00,054
Don't worry, I'm gonna be here
to guide you every step of the way.

1166
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:01,972
Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you.

1167
01:09:02,056 --> 01:09:04,558
Oh, my God. Thank you so, so much.

1168
01:09:04,642 --> 01:09:06,685
I mean, I don't even know what to say.

1169
01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:12,983
What do you say when Michael Fassbender
invites you to lie naked by his pool?

1170
01:09:17,488 --> 01:09:19,824
I do have one condition.

1171
01:09:19,907 --> 01:09:21,826
I have been working so hard for this.

1172
01:09:21,909 --> 01:09:23,828
This is literally
a lifelong dream come true.

1173
01:09:23,911 --> 01:09:29,750
Well, let me be the first to say
"congratulations" and "you're welcome."

1174
01:09:29,834 --> 01:09:32,127
Come on, let's go celebrate.

1175
01:09:47,810 --> 01:09:51,647
- Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up--
- Cool, cool, cool. I don't care.

1176
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:54,567
- Teach me how to break up with someone.
- What?

1177
01:09:54,650 --> 01:09:57,152
Just walk me through your dumping process.

1178
01:09:57,236 --> 01:10:00,698
We don't call it that. It sounds harsh.
Wait, why are we doing this?

1179
01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:04,869
Because I just-- I need to let Max go.
Once and for all.

1180
01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:06,052
Good.

1181
01:10:06,996 --> 01:10:09,582
Teach me. I'm your vessel.

1182
01:10:18,507 --> 01:10:23,929
Most stories are stories of... betrayal.

1183
01:10:24,013 --> 01:10:29,143
But ours is a story of hope.

1184
01:10:30,144 --> 01:10:35,858
Hope that what we shared
will guide you... home.

1185
01:10:36,984 --> 01:10:38,569
Yeah.

1186
01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:40,696
- Come closer.
- Okay.

1187
01:10:41,697 --> 01:10:43,365
Thank you...

1188
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:46,869
for being my home.

1189
01:10:51,832 --> 01:10:53,083
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

1190
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,210
- Oh, my God!
- I know!

1191
01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:58,005
Okay, but I'm definitely not doing that.

1192
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:08,682
Hey. Is it time for dinner?

1193
01:11:12,645 --> 01:11:16,440
I just wanna know.
What happened with Amelia?

1194
01:11:17,483 --> 01:11:20,778
You know what happened. That's over.

1195
01:11:20,861 --> 01:11:22,780
Just be honest with me.

1196
01:11:27,201 --> 01:11:29,578
I really thought I was gonna marry her.

1197
01:11:31,038 --> 01:11:32,998
And she wasn't ready.

1198
01:11:33,082 --> 01:11:34,833
And she moved to Paris.

1199
01:11:34,917 --> 01:11:38,712
And then she came back
right when she sensed you could be happy,

1200
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:41,632
which is always how that happens.

1201
01:11:41,715 --> 01:11:44,301
So you kept hurting me
because she kept hurting you.

1202
01:11:44,385 --> 01:11:47,471
- I didn't mean to hurt you.
- No, of course not.

1203
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:52,142
You're the hero of your love story
and the villain in mine.

1204
01:11:53,477 --> 01:11:55,604
We're just not meant to be together.

1205
01:11:57,648 --> 01:11:59,316
I'm gonna go.

1206
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:06,115
Paris, it's an amazing place, and...

1207
01:12:07,116 --> 01:12:11,161
We were staying at La Bristol,
which is incredibly fancy.

1208
01:12:11,245 --> 01:12:13,789
It's a little overrated, if you ask me.

1209
01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:17,793
I drew a bath,
and I wanted her to get in it with me.

1210
01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:21,213
Personally, I hate baths.
They're a warm, wet place to overthink.

1211
01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:26,135
So she left to get a pastry
for... five hours.

1212
01:12:26,218 --> 01:12:29,388
I bummed a cigarette off of Olivier.

1213
01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:33,017
I sat in the tub, shriveling.

1214
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,853
So, naturally,
I realized I had to move to Paris.

1215
01:12:36,895 --> 01:12:38,355
I kept the bath water.

1216
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:41,525
Oh, sweet Jesus, he was gorgeous.

1217
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:42,708
I drank a little.

1218
01:12:42,776 --> 01:12:46,238
So, in conclusion, I've made hoarding chic.

1219
01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:49,616
You'd be proud.
A triumph for pack rats everywhere.

1220
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:51,577
Who are you talking to?

1221
01:12:54,038 --> 01:12:55,247
No one.

1222
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:58,584
You are always making
these weird, sneaky phone calls

1223
01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:00,169
and leaving messages for someone.

1224
01:13:00,252 --> 01:13:05,090
Are you here to talk about my phone bill?
Or are you here to apologize?

1225
01:13:09,428 --> 01:13:10,679
I'm sorry.

1226
01:13:10,763 --> 01:13:13,432
Option B. Excellent choice.

1227
01:13:14,516 --> 01:13:17,061
You were the first person I wanted to tell.

1228
01:13:17,144 --> 01:13:22,191
Miraculously, a private lender backed me
and I got the loan.

1229
01:13:23,317 --> 01:13:24,860
- What?
- I did it, I got it.

1230
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:28,864
You got--? That's amazing!
You're not the only one with good news.

1231
01:13:29,865 --> 01:13:32,284
Eva Woolf wants to make
the Broken Heart Gallery

1232
01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:35,162
a reality by sponsoring it at the Woolf.

1233
01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:36,345
No way.

1234
01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:40,334
And despite you being a dick monster,

1235
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,628
since the hotel is gonna be saved,

1236
01:13:42,711 --> 01:13:45,547
I wanna keep the exhibit at the Chloe.

1237
01:13:46,632 --> 01:13:48,759
I'm really happy for you, Lucy.

1238
01:13:51,178 --> 01:13:52,721
You deserve it.

1239
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:57,851
I'm sorry. I've never had a guy be happy
for my success before.

1240
01:13:57,935 --> 01:14:01,271
It's kind of weird, but-- No, it's good.

1241
01:14:01,355 --> 01:14:04,650
Wait. How are we gonna pull it off in time?

1242
01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:07,820
Please. I've been waiting my whole life
to pull this off.

1243
01:14:55,784 --> 01:15:01,999
Anastasia, Irina, Valeria, Yulia...

1244
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:07,004
I need to make it right with the Russians
or Putin is gonna have me poisoned.

1245
01:15:25,147 --> 01:15:26,247
We did it.

1246
01:15:27,107 --> 01:15:28,609
We did.

1247
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:32,905
We're good together you and me.
A monster and a human.

1248
01:15:32,988 --> 01:15:35,115
A what and a who?

1249
01:15:35,199 --> 01:15:38,410
Well, humans need monsters
to stir things up,

1250
01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:41,079
and monsters need humans
to fix everything they break.

1251
01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:42,748
It's just simple science.

1252
01:15:43,749 --> 01:15:47,836
Do you think, in life,
you ever get to feel successful?

1253
01:15:48,837 --> 01:15:50,047
Or is it just an illusion,

1254
01:15:50,130 --> 01:15:52,799
like, at any given moment,
it could be taken away from you

1255
01:15:52,883 --> 01:15:55,719
because it was never yours to begin with?

1256
01:15:55,802 --> 01:15:58,639
I think everyone feels that way.

1257
01:16:00,974 --> 01:16:05,562
No one tells you that being an adult is
just walking around, feeling like a fraud.

1258
01:16:05,646 --> 01:16:06,980
You know?

1259
01:16:07,064 --> 01:16:09,191
Like, who gave me a credit card?

1260
01:16:09,274 --> 01:16:11,860
And how do I cancel
my gym membership? It's...

1261
01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:14,488
What does Congress even do?

1262
01:16:15,489 --> 01:16:17,616
But you do know what Congress does, right?

1263
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:19,717
Yeah.

1264
01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:22,162
Yeah.

1265
01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:29,127
Do you have any plans tomorrow?

1266
01:16:29,211 --> 01:16:30,504
What do you wanna do?

1267
01:16:31,505 --> 01:16:36,176
Well, you know those sneaky phone calls
I've been making?

1268
01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:39,263
I wanna introduce you to someone.

1269
01:16:41,014 --> 01:16:42,349
I'm in.

1270
01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:59,157
Good morning, boys.
Brought your lotto tickets.

1271
01:16:59,241 --> 01:17:01,076
And I got a good feeling about this one.

1272
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:04,830
Remember the deal:
We're gonna split this even. Okay?

1273
01:17:04,913 --> 01:17:07,165
We got a witness, so...

1274
01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:11,753
Hey, Joe.

1275
01:17:13,088 --> 01:17:16,800
I brought your spicy snacks,
but don't tattle on me like last time, okay?

1276
01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:19,386
That's my guy.

1277
01:17:20,387 --> 01:17:22,055
Hey, Cheryl.

1278
01:17:22,139 --> 01:17:23,890
Hi.

1279
01:17:26,435 --> 01:17:27,811
Who's the dime?

1280
01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:29,771
Nick, this is Cheryl.

1281
01:17:29,855 --> 01:17:31,148
Nice to meet you.

1282
01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,442
This little slice isn't your girlfriend,
is she?

1283
01:17:33,525 --> 01:17:37,529
No. I'm as single as a dollar bill.

1284
01:17:38,530 --> 01:17:41,033
Want a cocktail? I'm buying.

1285
01:17:41,116 --> 01:17:44,244
Sure. I mean,
it's 5:00 somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl?

1286
01:17:44,328 --> 01:17:46,955
- Can I sit here?
- Yeah, sit down, take a load off.

1287
01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:48,540
Look at you.

1288
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,710
Want to play a board game?

1289
01:18:00,302 --> 01:18:01,402
Monopoly.

1290
01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:04,348
My all-time favorite.

1291
01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,058
Me too.

1292
01:18:06,141 --> 01:18:09,311
I used to play almost every night
with my daughter...

1293
01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:12,272
Lucy.

1294
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:16,610
Lucy.

1295
01:18:21,907 --> 01:18:23,492
I'm sorry, I didn't...

1296
01:18:25,494 --> 01:18:29,956
Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just stop
flirting with my mother, that'd be great.

1297
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:32,918
Her mother. I am far too young.

1298
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:36,671
Look at this body.
It's as tight as a Mormon teenager.

1299
01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:38,632
- Mom!
- What?

1300
01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,510
Are you jealous?

1301
01:18:41,593 --> 01:18:45,222
You know, a wise woman once told me
jealousy is unbecoming.

1302
01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:47,682
Oh, really?

1303
01:18:48,683 --> 01:18:50,102
You said that.

1304
01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:56,108
I love piano players.

1305
01:18:56,191 --> 01:18:58,360
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No.

1306
01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:01,988
- Well, you can't marry him.
- No. No, I would never.

1307
01:19:02,072 --> 01:19:03,907
I'm going to.

1308
01:19:03,990 --> 01:19:05,367
- Is that so?
- Yeah.

1309
01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:07,702
Well, I'll be maid of honor, then.

1310
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:08,954
Okay.

1311
01:19:09,955 --> 01:19:12,624
I love this song.

1312
01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:15,710
We used to listen to this
when I cooked dinner.

1313
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:19,339
"Cooked" is a very strong word
for what you used to do with food.

1314
01:19:19,423 --> 01:19:21,508
Come and dance with me.

1315
01:19:28,223 --> 01:19:29,323
<i>Thank you.</i>

1316
01:20:00,172 --> 01:20:02,591
Thank you for taking me today.

1317
01:20:03,592 --> 01:20:05,802
Thank you for being there.

1318
01:20:07,721 --> 01:20:10,515
It's usually hard,

1319
01:20:10,599 --> 01:20:13,935
but today was really nice.

1320
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:17,981
Do you want to have a drink with me?

1321
01:20:18,064 --> 01:20:19,524
Yeah.

1322
01:20:22,986 --> 01:20:25,530
We're not gonna drink down here.

1323
01:20:27,032 --> 01:20:29,367
We're going to a bar?

1324
01:20:30,911 --> 01:20:32,954
Can you come with me?

1325
01:20:33,955 --> 01:20:35,499
Okay.

1326
01:20:57,687 --> 01:20:59,856
I've never been in here.

1327
01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:02,067
I wanna show you something.

1328
01:21:05,529 --> 01:21:08,615
Shut up with that secret trapdoor.

1329
01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:10,367
Just follow me. Come on.

1330
01:21:11,368 --> 01:21:13,245
Watch your head.

1331
01:21:13,328 --> 01:21:15,163
What is this? Hipster Narnia?

1332
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:22,337
You just made this secret, sexy bar
on your own?

1333
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:26,633
Well, I have many hidden talents.

1334
01:21:26,716 --> 01:21:30,428
Oh, how about you just casually tickling
the ivories back there?

1335
01:21:30,512 --> 01:21:33,348
Way to bury the lede, Piano Man.

1336
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,435
Which one?

1337
01:21:42,315 --> 01:21:44,484
Here's to finishing what we started.

1338
01:21:45,485 --> 01:21:47,320
To finishing what we started.

1339
01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:17,684
Well...

1340
01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:20,145
So...

1341
01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:23,440
I just saw you naked.

1342
01:22:24,441 --> 01:22:26,276
That is how sex works.

1343
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:27,861
Right.

1344
01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:30,280
But we're...

1345
01:22:30,363 --> 01:22:32,115
We're friends.

1346
01:22:39,873 --> 01:22:42,584
What if we're more than friends?

1347
01:22:45,754 --> 01:22:48,423
How do we find out?

1348
01:22:49,424 --> 01:22:53,094
You know, I've honestly been sitting here,

1349
01:22:53,178 --> 01:22:58,767
just racking my brain through ways
to figure it out.

1350
01:22:58,850 --> 01:23:01,519
And I only seem to have come up
with one solution.

1351
01:23:01,603 --> 01:23:03,188
What's that?

1352
01:23:05,190 --> 01:23:07,859
I think we gotta do it again.

1353
01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:09,042
Yeah, me too.

1354
01:23:28,213 --> 01:23:31,174
<i>Meet me at the neon store
at 10 a.m. tomorrow.</i>

1355
01:23:31,257 --> 01:23:33,385
<i>I have another surprise for you.</i>

1356
01:23:33,468 --> 01:23:35,053
A surprise?

1357
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,013
Count monster in.

1358
01:23:40,016 --> 01:23:42,143
So now that you and Nick are...

1359
01:23:43,436 --> 01:23:45,897
Is that what you think
heterosexual sex looks like?

1360
01:23:45,980 --> 01:23:49,693
Makes me nervous just thinking about it,
but now that you guys are, you know,

1361
01:23:49,776 --> 01:23:51,194
what have you collected from him?

1362
01:23:51,277 --> 01:23:53,321
A safety net because she rescued him.

1363
01:23:53,405 --> 01:23:55,490
Well, we're partners.
Partners help each other.

1364
01:23:55,573 --> 01:23:59,035
- And visit each other's moms.
- That's very serious.

1365
01:23:59,119 --> 01:24:01,079
Oh, and by the way, my mom fully hit on him.

1366
01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:02,372
Cheryl is a legend.

1367
01:24:02,455 --> 01:24:04,541
- Oh, yes. Cheryl.
- Get it, Cheryl.

1368
01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:05,724
Lucy.

1369
01:24:10,422 --> 01:24:13,425
- How much I owe you?
- No, no, no. These are on me.

1370
01:24:13,508 --> 01:24:15,135
It's the least I could do.

1371
01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:17,846
Your gallery has helped me so much.

1372
01:24:18,847 --> 01:24:20,682
After Dwayne died, I was lost.

1373
01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:23,852
One minute we were laughing,
stealing that bottle of champagne.

1374
01:24:23,935 --> 01:24:25,145
And the next...

1375
01:24:27,731 --> 01:24:29,691
I kept everything that he owned.

1376
01:24:30,692 --> 01:24:35,029
The thought of letting go meant
facing reality and I just couldn't, so...

1377
01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,865
Again, you really helped.

1378
01:24:40,285 --> 01:24:41,619
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1379
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:45,707
- So I'll see you at the gallery opening?
- Yes. Most definitely.

1380
01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,751
And I'm gonna bring a date.

1381
01:24:47,834 --> 01:24:49,586
Nice.

1382
01:24:51,463 --> 01:24:53,631
Look at you, Oprah, healing the masses.

1383
01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:57,510
I think what Amanda is trying to say is,
you're very inspiring.

1384
01:24:57,594 --> 01:25:01,723
- You should have your own TED Talk.
- No, I'm trying to say she's Dolly Parton.

1385
01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:05,226
We had eight blissful years together.

1386
01:25:05,310 --> 01:25:08,188
He was really focused on work, but...

1387
01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:11,065
That's what I loved about him.

1388
01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:15,195
His passion, his intellect.

1389
01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:17,697
This is how I like to remember him.

1390
01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:22,952
I mean, isn't he beautiful?

1391
01:26:05,745 --> 01:26:07,163
Nick?

1392
01:26:07,247 --> 01:26:09,541
So if you just wanna come through...

1393
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,001
Lucy.

1394
01:26:13,670 --> 01:26:15,129
Hi.

1395
01:26:15,213 --> 01:26:16,339
Hi.

1396
01:26:16,422 --> 01:26:17,522
I...

1397
01:26:18,299 --> 01:26:20,677
This is my...

1398
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,095
I'm Chloe.

1399
01:26:34,983 --> 01:26:37,151
Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay?

1400
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:40,405
Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel?

1401
01:26:40,488 --> 01:26:43,283
- You told me it was for your grandma.
- No, I didn't. You assumed.

1402
01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:44,784
Like you always do.

1403
01:26:44,868 --> 01:26:46,411
You never corrected me.

1404
01:26:46,494 --> 01:26:48,037
- You built this for her?
- No.

1405
01:26:48,121 --> 01:26:50,290
- Are you with her?
- No. If you just give me a second

1406
01:26:50,373 --> 01:26:51,958
- to explain it to you--
- Explain what?

1407
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:57,881
You mocked me for keeping Max's tie
and you built a hotel in her honor?

1408
01:26:57,964 --> 01:27:00,842
That's not fair.
You started a gallery for Max.

1409
01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:03,845
No. No. You don't get to do that.

1410
01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:07,849
I showed you exactly who I am.
From the very beginning.

1411
01:27:08,933 --> 01:27:10,935
I introduced you to my mom.

1412
01:27:11,978 --> 01:27:15,356
And now you've lied to me? I feel like--
I don't-- I don't even know you.

1413
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:19,027
I wanted to tell you, okay?
I just didn't know when or how.

1414
01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:22,405
It's not easy for me to open up
like it is for you.

1415
01:27:23,406 --> 01:27:25,450
No, it's not easy for anyone, Nick.

1416
01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:30,914
The best part about being selfish is,
you get to do it alone.

1417
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,459
This is clearly a bad time. I'm gonna go.

1418
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:38,755
No. Your name is on the door. You stay.

1419
01:27:38,838 --> 01:27:40,089
I'll go.

1420
01:27:44,135 --> 01:27:48,222
Hey. I guess she slipped this under the door
one night when I was working late.

1421
01:27:49,182 --> 01:27:54,103
I didn't find it, you know,
until two years after we broke up.

1422
01:27:56,731 --> 01:27:58,608
- Tonya's out of my life.
- Obviously.

1423
01:27:58,691 --> 01:28:01,694
I had to dump her ass, you know?
Like N'Sync. Like "Bye, Bye, Bye."

1424
01:28:01,778 --> 01:28:02,987
- Hey, guys!
- Okay, I don't--

1425
01:28:04,489 --> 01:28:06,574
Is Lucy home?

1426
01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:10,078
She's on the roof? Great. Thanks.

1427
01:28:10,161 --> 01:28:14,415
Just so you know, if a gorgeous woman
just pushed you off the roof,

1428
01:28:14,499 --> 01:28:19,462
and she, you know-- She was wearing
a blue, really, like, beautiful jumpsuit.

1429
01:28:19,545 --> 01:28:22,799
And you fell to the ground
and you just died instantly.

1430
01:28:22,882 --> 01:28:25,843
And your lifeless body was
just kind of sitting there.

1431
01:28:25,927 --> 01:28:28,721
- And then this other girl...
- Who's also gorgeous.

1432
01:28:28,805 --> 01:28:30,515
- Gorgeous.
- Who's a stay-at-home model.

1433
01:28:30,598 --> 01:28:32,684
Stay-at-home model in a purple top.

1434
01:28:32,767 --> 01:28:37,689
If she was just driving this monster truck
and she just kept running over your face.

1435
01:28:37,772 --> 01:28:40,441
Just over and over and over and over.

1436
01:28:40,525 --> 01:28:44,362
Yeah. And, like, you were completely
not recognizable anymore.

1437
01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:49,617
We would say it was an accident.
Yeah. And we have two alibis and a Jeff.

1438
01:28:49,701 --> 01:28:53,162
And I know from law school,
that's a really strong case.

1439
01:28:53,246 --> 01:28:55,790
Ironclad.

1440
01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:58,850
Cool.

1441
01:28:59,669 --> 01:29:02,714
Okay. Goodbye. Nice to--

1442
01:29:02,797 --> 01:29:04,590
Jeff. Great.

1443
01:29:31,159 --> 01:29:33,953
Listen, I wanted to tell you that...

1444
01:29:36,372 --> 01:29:38,082
What?

1445
01:29:41,711 --> 01:29:45,423
The Broken Hearts Ball is your night,
and I just wanted you to know that...

1446
01:29:46,424 --> 01:29:49,677
I'm gonna steer clear of the hotel, okay?

1447
01:29:50,678 --> 01:29:53,097
The Chloe Hotel?

1448
01:29:54,557 --> 01:29:58,603
For what it's worth,
I was only showing her around.

1449
01:29:58,686 --> 01:30:05,568
I named the hotel after her a long time ago,
and it got too late and too expensive...

1450
01:30:06,736 --> 01:30:08,571
to change it.

1451
01:30:12,575 --> 01:30:14,535
I'm sorry.

1452
01:30:23,377 --> 01:30:24,837
Okay.

1453
01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:52,782
Many artists have fallen in love with me.

1454
01:30:53,783 --> 01:30:57,870
I didn't see you there.
But, yes, I know about all your lovers.

1455
01:30:58,871 --> 01:31:02,416
That's a very strange thing to say.
Very odd.

1456
01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:07,171
I have something for your installation.

1457
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,676
I married a man
who was jealous about everything.

1458
01:31:11,759 --> 01:31:14,387
If I was enthusiastic about a book,
about a place,

1459
01:31:14,470 --> 01:31:17,181
about a flower, about a human being...

1460
01:31:17,265 --> 01:31:19,058
jealous.

1461
01:31:23,062 --> 01:31:24,564
There's nothing inside.

1462
01:31:24,647 --> 01:31:27,483
I left him. I sold the ring.

1463
01:31:27,567 --> 01:31:29,819
I started the Woolf Gallery,

1464
01:31:29,902 --> 01:31:34,240
and I vowed to represent artists
who made me feel enthusiastic.

1465
01:31:34,323 --> 01:31:35,825
I never looked back.

1466
01:31:38,286 --> 01:31:40,246
Did you regret marrying him?

1467
01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:41,429
Never.

1468
01:31:42,206 --> 01:31:45,376
I wouldn't be me
if our paths hadn't crossed.

1469
01:31:45,459 --> 01:31:48,504
I also wouldn't be me if I hadn't let go.

1470
01:31:50,214 --> 01:31:52,592
Pain, my dear, is inevitable.

1471
01:31:53,593 --> 01:31:58,055
It's what you do with it that matters.

1472
01:32:16,324 --> 01:32:18,868
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. How you doing?

1473
01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:20,494
What are you doing?

1474
01:32:20,578 --> 01:32:23,247
- Oh, hello! Thank you.
- I've never seen her do that before.

1475
01:32:23,331 --> 01:32:24,790
That's weird.

1476
01:33:21,889 --> 01:33:25,309
I don't really know what I'm doing here.

1477
01:33:26,477 --> 01:33:30,231
I don't know.
I've never been broken up with.

1478
01:33:31,274 --> 01:33:33,109
I don't know what it is about this room,

1479
01:33:33,192 --> 01:33:35,945
but there's something about it
that's so much less...

1480
01:33:36,028 --> 01:33:37,029
"Hoardery"?

1481
01:33:37,113 --> 01:33:41,325
Doesn't look like a homeless woman
just lives here in her free time.

1482
01:33:41,409 --> 01:33:44,412
You know what? I should
throw you guys out in the trash.

1483
01:33:44,495 --> 01:33:46,831
Marie Kondo your asses. How about that?

1484
01:33:46,914 --> 01:33:50,543
- Is Nick coming tonight?
- Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know.

1485
01:33:50,626 --> 01:33:54,046
Don't know, don't care.
It's my night. I'm just doing me.

1486
01:33:55,339 --> 01:33:56,674
- Fine. Later.
- No, now.

1487
01:33:56,757 --> 01:33:59,218
- You always say later and you never pay.
- I always pay.

1488
01:33:59,302 --> 01:34:02,680
- You owe me so much--
- Pay? Wait, what? What is going on here?

1489
01:34:02,763 --> 01:34:05,766
- What secrets do you hold?
- Nothing.

1490
01:34:05,850 --> 01:34:06,726
Nadine?

1491
01:34:06,809 --> 01:34:09,520
We bet that you
and Nick would get back together.

1492
01:34:09,603 --> 01:34:12,857
I said no. I won, obviously. I always win.

1493
01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:15,359
- You what?
- We bet on all your relationships.

1494
01:34:15,443 --> 01:34:17,194
How do you think I afford this lifestyle?

1495
01:34:17,278 --> 01:34:20,031
- Wait. How much have you bet over the years?
- Like...

1496
01:34:20,114 --> 01:34:21,365
- Pennies.
- Barely anything.

1497
01:34:21,449 --> 01:34:23,659
No, tell me right now. You tell me. You...

1498
01:34:23,743 --> 01:34:26,120
Seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars,
34 cents.

1499
01:34:27,455 --> 01:34:31,375
Now? You choose to speak now?
Oh, we're getting a divorce.

1500
01:34:31,459 --> 01:34:32,559
We were never married.

1501
01:34:32,585 --> 01:34:36,047
Well, hurry up and ask me
so I can fricking divorce you already!

1502
01:34:38,174 --> 01:34:40,384
- Will you marry me?
- Get out!

1503
01:34:40,468 --> 01:34:44,680
That's why I think possums are pretty much
the coolest animal in the entire world.

1504
01:34:44,764 --> 01:34:48,392
But if you're gonna have possums in there,
meerkats need to be in the conversation.

1505
01:34:48,476 --> 01:34:51,228
They can stand up on hind legs like this,
looking around everywhere.

1506
01:34:51,312 --> 01:34:54,607
They also can run on four legs.
Feed them bugs if they were your pet.

1507
01:34:54,690 --> 01:34:55,900
They run around in the desert.

1508
01:34:55,983 --> 01:34:58,986
Don't touch that jerky.
It's too close to the bug spray.

1509
01:34:59,987 --> 01:35:02,823
- So you're really not coming?
- I don't know, man.

1510
01:35:02,907 --> 01:35:05,701
Don't feel well and I'm worried
about the hotel opening and...

1511
01:35:05,785 --> 01:35:08,120
I think I'm coming down
with a fever. So, yeah.

1512
01:35:08,204 --> 01:35:10,122
Do you mind feeling my forehead?

1513
01:35:10,206 --> 01:35:11,791
- It's really hot, right?
- You're fine.

1514
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:12,833
That's what I thought.

1515
01:35:12,917 --> 01:35:15,127
We have to go.
I didn't put heels on to show up late.

1516
01:35:15,211 --> 01:35:18,297
Real comforting.
You guys are gonna be great parents.

1517
01:35:18,381 --> 01:35:21,842
A sick man disgusts me. You need
to explain to him what's going on.

1518
01:35:21,926 --> 01:35:24,095
No, I don't. He's a moron. Look at him.

1519
01:35:24,178 --> 01:35:25,554
Like you're so evolved?

1520
01:35:25,638 --> 01:35:28,682
- All men are morons. We let you run things.
- Not the humanity speech.

1521
01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:31,977
You ruined the planet, started wars,
killed the bees. You raped and pillaged.

1522
01:35:32,061 --> 01:35:34,647
And if you opened your eyes
to what was going on in the world,

1523
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:36,482
you'd never stop crying.

1524
01:35:37,650 --> 01:35:40,027
I feel I had nothing to do with that,
but I will take it.

1525
01:35:40,111 --> 01:35:42,571
As far as men go?
He's way stupider than I am.

1526
01:35:42,655 --> 01:35:45,741
You do realize I'm standing right here
and I can hear you?

1527
01:35:45,825 --> 01:35:47,243
Yeah, well, I pointed at you.

1528
01:35:47,326 --> 01:35:50,329
Listen up. You're not sick.
You need to tell him what's going on.

1529
01:35:50,413 --> 01:35:51,789
- No, I don't.
- I will be outside.

1530
01:35:51,872 --> 01:35:54,291
- Can you please come back?
- We're not going to be late!

1531
01:35:54,375 --> 01:35:55,918
All right.

1532
01:35:57,002 --> 01:36:00,005
- Nick, you're not sick, buddy.
- Oh, I feel very ill.

1533
01:36:00,089 --> 01:36:02,675
- Right. You're heartbroken, bro.
- No, I'm not.

1534
01:36:02,758 --> 01:36:05,803
- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.

1535
01:36:07,513 --> 01:36:11,142
- Where do you think the money came from?
- I don't know. Where did--? What?

1536
01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:13,769
- The loan that saved your ass.
- Yes?

1537
01:36:13,853 --> 01:36:17,731
- The hotel you named after another woman?
- What about it?

1538
01:36:17,815 --> 01:36:20,651
Remember
that mysterious private lender, Nick?

1539
01:36:21,819 --> 01:36:24,947
Lucy convinced Eva Woolf
to float you the money, man.

1540
01:36:25,030 --> 01:36:27,992
She saved your ass.
It's like she's your knight in shining armor

1541
01:36:28,075 --> 01:36:30,286
and you're the stupidest princess
I have ever met.

1542
01:36:30,369 --> 01:36:32,913
No. You know what?
I'm not a stupid princess. Take these.

1543
01:36:32,997 --> 01:36:36,000
I didn't mean it literally.
Don't take offense.

1544
01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:38,669
Oh, so I'll just pay for this--?

1545
01:36:55,186 --> 01:36:58,439
I can't believe you did this
with your crazy.

1546
01:36:58,522 --> 01:37:00,566
My crazy is beautiful.

1547
01:37:00,649 --> 01:37:02,443
Crazy beautiful.

1548
01:37:03,444 --> 01:37:06,447
I mean, team spirit or-- What?
I don't know. Where's Jeff?

1549
01:37:06,530 --> 01:37:10,993
I hate him. I love him. I mean, I hate him.
What are you doing to me?

1550
01:37:11,076 --> 01:37:12,620
How's this?

1551
01:37:12,703 --> 01:37:14,997
- My body's not rejecting it.
- No?

1552
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:16,248
No, that's too much. Don't.

1553
01:38:15,182 --> 01:38:17,643
Hello, hoarders and art freaks.

1554
01:38:17,726 --> 01:38:20,271
Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.

1555
01:38:22,773 --> 01:38:26,151
Yes! Yes.

1556
01:38:26,235 --> 01:38:29,905
This gallery does not have
hundred-thousand-dollar paintings

1557
01:38:29,989 --> 01:38:31,865
or precious sculptures.

1558
01:38:31,949 --> 01:38:36,287
It has... crap. A lot of it.

1559
01:38:37,288 --> 01:38:40,249
But these are the things we keep,

1560
01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:44,837
the souvenirs that tell the stories
of our lives,

1561
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:48,090
even if that is a half-eaten crab cake.

1562
01:38:51,802 --> 01:38:53,971
- Hey, I need that order.
- I thought you canceled it.

1563
01:38:54,054 --> 01:38:56,974
- Yeah. Can you un-cancel it?
- Yeah.

1564
01:38:57,057 --> 01:38:58,767
I began collecting

1565
01:38:58,851 --> 01:39:02,104
because I lost someone a long time ago.

1566
01:39:03,063 --> 01:39:06,692
Her body is still here,
but her memory is gone.

1567
01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:11,238
<i>So, in many ways, she is gone too.</i>

1568
01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:14,283
My mother was my first heartbreak.

1569
01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:22,082
I was afraid I would end up like her,
that I would forget and be forgotten.

1570
01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:27,963
<i>So I clung to things,
which kept me from moving forward.</i>

1571
01:39:28,964 --> 01:39:32,926
Heartbreak is the loneliest,
most isolating feeling in the world.

1572
01:39:33,010 --> 01:39:35,888
<i>And the truth is, it happens to us all.</i>

1573
01:39:37,014 --> 01:39:39,350
It is the great equalizer.

1574
01:39:40,476 --> 01:39:44,480
And without heartbreak,
I wouldn't have built this place.

1575
01:39:45,481 --> 01:39:50,903
So, I guess, in the end,
the thing that broke me...

1576
01:39:50,986 --> 01:39:52,780
also made me whole.

1577
01:39:52,863 --> 01:39:56,825
Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

1578
01:39:58,285 --> 01:39:59,411
Sorry.

1579
01:39:59,495 --> 01:40:01,246
Okay.

1580
01:40:02,998 --> 01:40:04,583
Lucy.

1581
01:40:06,418 --> 01:40:09,463
So I'd like to direct your attention
to some of the installations...

1582
01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:11,256
Lucy!

1583
01:40:12,341 --> 01:40:15,344
Well, this is awkward.

1584
01:40:15,427 --> 01:40:17,596
Nick! What are you doing?

1585
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:21,684
What does it look like?
It's... It's a grand gesture.

1586
01:40:23,811 --> 01:40:25,312
This is kind of a bad time.

1587
01:40:25,396 --> 01:40:28,440
If you just wanna wait patiently, quietly,
until I'm done--

1588
01:40:28,524 --> 01:40:30,192
No. No, I can't do that.

1589
01:40:33,112 --> 01:40:34,905
The map was mine.

1590
01:40:36,699 --> 01:40:38,617
- Wait. What?
- The map.

1591
01:40:39,618 --> 01:40:42,830
I put the map in here. I know I said he...

1592
01:40:43,831 --> 01:40:47,376
<i>It's kind of random. I don't know.
I was just trying to throw you off.</i>

1593
01:40:47,459 --> 01:40:51,880
I met Chloe working at a hotel.
And she was...

1594
01:40:51,964 --> 01:40:53,465
I fell in love with her.

1595
01:40:54,591 --> 01:40:57,177
And then she left me for my boss.

1596
01:40:58,178 --> 01:40:59,430
And I was devastated.

1597
01:41:00,431 --> 01:41:04,893
And I promised myself that I would never
let anyone make me feel that way again.

1598
01:41:05,894 --> 01:41:07,396
And then I met you.

1599
01:41:08,397 --> 01:41:14,319
And so I put the map on the wall
because I wanted to see you again.

1600
01:41:17,698 --> 01:41:20,117
Could have just asked me
to dinner or something.

1601
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:22,786
- Yeah. In hindsight.
- Next time.

1602
01:41:22,870 --> 01:41:24,830
Probably. Good thing, you know?

1603
01:41:26,331 --> 01:41:32,463
But love makes you do crazy,
stupid, irrational things, and--

1604
01:41:32,546 --> 01:41:38,677
And I guess what I'm trying to say,
Lucy, is I love you.

1605
01:41:50,773 --> 01:41:53,192
Try it again. Try it again.

1606
01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:55,194
I love you, Lucy.

1607
01:41:55,277 --> 01:41:58,363
Yeah, I heard you.
Gonna get back to my speech now.

1608
01:42:00,783 --> 01:42:02,075
Maybe I should just...

1609
01:42:02,159 --> 01:42:04,953
- You should stay.
- Sort of awkward that you're not...

1610
01:42:05,037 --> 01:42:06,663
Oh, my God.

1611
01:42:06,747 --> 01:42:08,582
Love him back! Right?

1612
01:42:08,665 --> 01:42:14,171
- Yeah, I think you should love him back.
- You should love him back.

1613
01:42:14,254 --> 01:42:18,509
I know that was sweet, but you don't know
what the context is, so...

1614
01:42:18,592 --> 01:42:20,594
- Love him back.
- Love him back!

1615
01:42:20,677 --> 01:42:25,349
<i>- Love him back! Love him back!</i>
- Oh, we're chanting? We're chanting now.

1616
01:42:25,432 --> 01:42:29,144
<i>- Love him back! Love him back!</i>
- Whoa, okay. Okay, this is--

1617
01:42:29,228 --> 01:42:32,189
<i>Love him back! Love him back!</i>

1618
01:42:32,272 --> 01:42:35,484
Okay, enough! Be quiet.

1619
01:42:47,913 --> 01:42:52,084
Just... Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.

1620
01:42:58,257 --> 01:42:59,357
Hi.

1621
01:43:00,092 --> 01:43:03,345
I'm a lump of coal. I feel nothing.

1622
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:10,769
I changed the name of the hotel.

1623
01:43:11,854 --> 01:43:14,106
It's no big deal.

1624
01:43:21,738 --> 01:43:26,660
Okay, if I didn't do this, they would
all turn on me, so this is for them.

1625
01:43:36,879 --> 01:43:40,007
You're the only person
I didn't collect anything from.

1626
01:43:41,008 --> 01:43:42,108
Why's that?

1627
01:43:42,843 --> 01:43:45,554
Because I love you too.

1628
01:43:46,805 --> 01:43:49,057
Okay, okay.

1629
01:44:52,829 --> 01:44:57,751
Okay. Hi. Okay...

1630
01:44:59,795 --> 01:45:02,714
This is the bottle
from the first whiskey we shared together.

1631
01:45:02,798 --> 01:45:07,803
And this is the pen Lucy used
to defile my hotel,

1632
01:45:09,179 --> 01:45:13,266
and this is the hotel room key from
when Lucy and I first started connecting--

1633
01:45:13,350 --> 01:45:14,977
What are you doing?

1634
01:45:15,060 --> 01:45:18,939
I'm doing the thing about the stuff,
you know, that the other people did.

1635
01:45:19,940 --> 01:45:21,775
I'm sorry. She has no manners.

1636
01:45:21,858 --> 01:45:25,112
Okay, that's cute, but you don't need this

1637
01:45:25,195 --> 01:45:27,114
because we're never breaking up.

1638
01:45:27,197 --> 01:45:28,615
Not even in a zombie apocalypse.

1639
01:45:28,699 --> 01:45:31,368
I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder.

1640
01:45:31,451 --> 01:45:35,205
We don't use that term. It's derogatory.

1641
01:45:35,288 --> 01:45:37,916
No, taught you so well.