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What was it, Liverpool? Yeah, yeah.
So good to have Harry Maguire on the show.
Not so sure about Big Tom. He is all over him.
Hello, mate, how are you? Yeah, good man.
Yeah, good to have you on the show. He is so thirsty round everyone.
Dunno if you wanna go and, like, see a film?
Dunno if you like movies and stuff. Love the cinema.
Brought you some food. You like food?
Love food.
I saw you in hair and make-up. Yeah.
You were being a little bit...
Thirsty? Yeah.
What's your favourite food? We'll go for a Nandos, mate.
Yes, Big Meeks.
Can I just say, I wanted to make him feel welcome, that's why I gave him a massage.
But in all seriousness, - just rein it in a little bit. - OK, OK.
Be more like this if I see him? No.
Yes, Jill. You think that's casual?
Yeah, that's cool, right. Relaxed. It's predatory.
Oh, yes, bruv. He's going for it.
Touch ball. Tackers.
Hello, I'm Romesh Ranganathan, this is A League Of Their Own,
let's meet the teams. In the blue corner,
joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards,
is a man who's like a brother to me,
in that we secretly resent each other's success. It's Tom Davis.
And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the reds is a comedian
who's the only man on Earth who makes me look cheery and optimistic,
it's Jon Richardson.
And completing the line-up...
...he's never met a ball that he wouldn't love to head.
It's Harry Maguire.
Give it up for Harry Maguire everybody.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my goodness. - Wowzer. - I can't believe it,
Harry Maguire on the show. How are you?
All good, thank you. Thanks for coming on.
Colossus for club and country at centre back, but did you always
play at centre half?
No, I actually didn't. I actually started at the top end of the pitch.
Mm-hmm. Then actually worked my way down.
My old football manager actually asked me to move back,
but he actually meant to Sri Lanka.
Jon, welcome to the show.
Thank you. Is Harry Maguire your type of player?
Uh... Yeah, yeah. I...
Oh.
Yeah, that was a... I'm a Leeds United fan so let's...
Club wise, I used to pick the right club cos Manchester United
also have started at the top and have worked their way down.
OK, before we get going, I just wanna get this out the way.
Do you wanna go by Harry tonight and not Slab Head?
Cos...
I'll go by anything, to be honest.
I've been called- How do you feel about that nickname?
I think my wife calls me worse than that.
What do the players call you? What's your nickname when you're at England or Man United?
It were Vards who come up with that a while ago.
I used to call him Steptoe, and he used to call me Slab Head.
Oh, Jamie Vardy, yeah. Yeah, so... Steptoe.
Yeah. I get nicknames
from the rest of the panel, it's really nice.
Jamie calls me Chocolate Bonky Eye, which is...
I'm not sure about that one. It's the 20th series,
it doesn't matter we're gonna get cancelled, anyway.
What you gonna do, cancel me? We've got Tom.
- Yeah. - BBB. - Yeah. - Big Bald Bellend.
Wow.
Rom, have you got any nicknames? Like, Rapper,
you're into your rap, aren't ya?
Well, I mean, I had my own nickname, Ranga The Lazy Eyed Assassin.
I was thinking more Oozy.
Oozy? Oozy looking at.
Wow.
It's my fault. I thought I was having a real conversation.
I allowed myself... You said like a rapper, my vanity took over,
and went, OK, let's hear it. And it was all just a set-up for a lazy eye joke.
Right, let's crack on with round one.
Blue team, have a look at this.
Are you keeping them glasses on all day?
Yes. What are you, the fashion police?
I'm not even listening to you. I'm talking to you and you're not even looking at me.
Oh, my God.
VAR recommending an on-field review.
Away number six, less than one metre into the wall,
therefore it's an indirect free kick and a disallowed goal.
All the checks are complete.
Yes, this question is all about modern football.
These days you can't go a weekend without people claiming that the game is gone.
So, based on a recent poll of football fans,
what do you think is the most hated aspect of the game in 2025?
The options are: goal music,
VAR and inane punditry.
Jill, what makes you think the game's gone?
Ooh.
I think this is probably gonna sound controversial coming from me,
but I feel like it just gets rammed down our throats,
it's too emotional, it's boring to watch.
Like, why are men still playing football?
Jay, you obviously started playing in the days of black and white, so...
...you've seen it all.
Do we need to worry about the beautiful game?
No, it's still beautiful. There's a few things I don't like.
- Mm-hmm. - Replica shirts on grown men going to football.
- Yeah, yeah. - That's really... There should be an age limit.
You'd have to take ID to show that you're...
If you're over 21, you shouldn't be allowed to wear a replica shirt.
- Yeah. - I think, if I saw Tom, I went to watch West Ham,
he's got his Jarrod Bowen shirt on, looked like an absolute helmet.
You spent most of your career
just wearing a subs jersey, you didn't get...
Jon, what would you change about football if you had the chance?
Ryan Reynolds.
All of them. I'm sick of American celebrities.
"Let's go buy
a shithole and bring joy to tragic people's life." Fuck off.
Just cos your sports are all shit,
don't come over here and buy ours.
That clip of Tom Brady when he buys Birmingham,
he's in the cab going, "So what's the other team Aston Vanilla?
Are they, like, Premier League?"
What about inane punditry?
That was also on the list of people's biggest issues with the modern game.
I do think that's a bit harsh, about punditry,
cos it's difficult to be a pundit. I mean,
listen, tell me, is this inane?
First of all, I just wanna look at this.
That's a corner flag there as you can see...
Wow.
Now, listen.
Not only corner flag, not only, "that's a corner flag.
Let me circle it in case you're not sure."
"It's that one there, let me just get that round there."
What are you up to, Jay? Yeah, it's bad that one.
I don't know why I just didn't say,
Look, you can see... To try and explain myself.
What happened there was, during the commentary,
they were saying how windy it was. And I'm trying to explain,
well, there was no wind, you can see - by the corner flag. - Right.
That is out of order cos he's explained himself there.
Yeah. What would be really, sort of, inane
is getting a players position wrong.
Now you say to him, OK, you're gonna become a centre back.
No disrespect, we've got two here, it's almost...
Well, not quite, not quite two, not quite two.
Oh, God. I forgot about that.
You referred to legend Jill Scott as a centre half.
Well, yeah, I got that a bit wrong.
I did forget about that.
- Yeah. - We did try and help you out cos I actually said after that,
well, I did play centre half for a couple of games, so I did try and help ya.
- Thanks. - If it was now, I'd have threw you straight under the bus.
I do feel we've been a bit harsh. I mean, the truth is, you know,
what about, I dunno, for example, pointing out the blatantly obvious
for no particular reason. Let's have a look.
You can see there Joe Hart's holding up four fingers.
Jamie.
I can explain that one, as well, - - funny enough. - OK, go on. - Jamie.
So...
The one saving grace is you go, "You can see Joe Hart there's got one, two, three, four fingers."
So what was going on there?
Well, if you let that run on,
there was a free kick that was actually taken.
Joe Hart, I think at the time was holing up four fingers.
I think so. Can we... I dunno if you wanna see the...
Four. Holding up four... he was holding up four fingers.
But in the wall, - there was only three players. - Right.
So, I was trying to explain that Joe wanted four, but he only got three.
Right, OK.And then they scored from that free kick.
So, if you actually think about it, that is great analysis.
No, no, it's good. It's really good, isn't it? What do you think?
I'm confused about where the corner flags are at this point.
Harry, do players ever sit in the changing rooms and talk
about pundits and who you hate and stuff?
If we spoke about pundits speaking about ourselves at Man United,
we'd be speaking about them 24/7.
Be honest, though, right, I can imagine Man United dressing room,
you're walking in before the game and maybe there's Sky on in the background.
Someone's straight up to that TV and pressing that button off.
Tom, what's your favourite cliche that pundits roll out?
Jamie's quite culpable of this one,
the 'when I used to play'. I find that one...
Like, just having to remind people that, like...
We get it, Jamie. You used to play football.
"Used to get a horse and carriage to the game."
"Team sheet will be up on parchment."
Less and less relevant as every year goes by.
Yeah, I just... That's the one that really gets my goose.
Well, I mean, it's nice to hear you talking about punditry, Tom,
cos I've actually had the delight of seeing some of your punditry.
Have a look at this.
But what have you made of Italy, though?
They've been very strong. They're incredible, yeah. Unbeaten in 33 games.
They're incredible, but, mate, this is England,
and this is the best England side we've ever had, so if I...
everyone we're talking about being worried about Italy,
they're over there absolutely pooping their pants
about playing us, let me tell ya.
They were all cheering for Denmark last night cos they don't want a bit of this.
They don't want a bit of Southgate, or Wembley when it's rocking.
Wow. - Is that real? - Yeah, it is.
That is Tom Davis sounding like he just turned up at the interview
after painting a cross on a roundabout.
England, obviously, went on to lose that game, so good prediction.
What was going on there exactly?
I'll tell you what was going on, it was the morning after the semi-final,
so that had been, sort of, 24 hours of just sinking pints,
and I was just in a very jubilant mood, sort of, patriot...
..patriotic spirit had got the best of me.
I've never had so much trolling, by the way, after the game by...
Italians somehow found me and I became the figure head of England.
Yeah, that was a...
What's so funny about it is you trying to sound intimidating,
but then remembering that you're on live TV.
Just going, "Trust me, they're gonna be over there
and they're gonna be pooping their pants."
Let's do it, let's talk about VAR.
For those that don't know, VAR stands for - why is this taking so long,
I wanna smash my own face in.
It was brought into the Premier League in 2019.
Jill, do you think - it's been a success? - Oh, I hate it.
You'd literally score and then it would go to VAR for, like,
five minutes and then they'd be like, "Yeah, the goal counts,"
so you're kind of, like, faking your celebration
which is hard to do, like, fake it in the moment.
I actually dunno how your wife does it, Romesh.
I mean, my wife's orgasm noise is, "Are you done?"
Tom, how would you improve VAR?
A couple of things, I think, like a sort of
wheel of fortune would be quite interesting.
So, they just have that on the side of the pitch,
you could win a penalty, but the referee might have to do a forfeit.
Or instead of going to some soppy, sort of, boring guy in a room
on his own, just go to six lads smashed out their head in a pub.
Like, in a Wetherspoons, show them the footage
and then they've gotta fight it out in a fist fight between 'em.
Sounds like a better thing to watch. That'd liven it up.
Harry, what's the most annoying thing for you?
If I was in charge of it, I would just get rid of it all apart from
for goal line technology and off sides, they're factual.
Yes, I like that.
It was quite a measured round of applause, the sort of thing you'd see on Question Time, but...
Right, blue team, I need - an answer from you please. - OK.
What order d'you think these things came in from a poll
about where people are ranking the things they hate most between VAR,
inane punditry and goal music.
VAR first.
So, d'you think Jamie's more annoying than goal music?
Oh.
Course he is. Is Jamie more annoying than music? Yes.
Jamie and then goal music.
No, it's not actually Jamie. No, it's not fucking me.
They're not, like, saying that I'm the worst. Jill, please.
Well, I can tell you that goal music - was lowest on the list. - Mm-hmm.
Inane punditry was second, and VAR is the thing that people hate
the most about modern football. Yeah!
Well done, blue team, you scored three points.
Now, I think we need a palate cleanser after discussing all that filth.
Harry, you're definitely not a games gone footballer,
let's remind ourselves of your penalty against Italy.
Maguire.
Scores.
Absolutely smashes it.
Takes the camera out. Love that.
Now, Harry, the best thing about that is you actually broke the camera.
So, we thought we'd see if we could repeat it.
This is Smash Hit.
As you can see, we have fitted a camera inside a target
in the corner of the goal. Who would like
to see Slab Head himself have a go?
Come on, Harry.
Harry Maguire, everybody.
We'll see if this is a fluke.
OK. Good luck to you. Come on, Big Man.
- Harry Maguire steps up. - Go on, H!
Go on, H. Come on, H.
Ooh!
- One more, one more. - Harry, Harry, have another go, have another go.
H, go on, boy.
That's so close. Holy shit.
That was insane.
Here we go, Romesh. Come on, Harry.
Go on, Harry!
Ohh!
H. H.
So consistent, though.
Come on, Harry. Go on, Harry.
Whoa! Go on, Harry.
It's getting a little bit - embarrassing now. - No, it's not.
Any balls left?
How many you got left? - Five. - Come on, then, H.
I'll get my family to make some more.
Go on, Harry.
Come on, H. Think about England. Think about Germany-England, mate.
Remember that feeling, H. Let it course through your spine.
Go on, Harry!
Come on, H.
♪ NEIL DIAMOND: Sweet Caroline ♪
♪ Good times never seemed so good
♪ So good, so good Hey, hey, hey
♪ I've been inclined
♪ To believe they never would... ♪
Give it up for Harry Maguire, everybody.
Ah, mate, that was good.
Well done, bonus point to the red team.
Yes.
Right, here is a question for you, red team. Have a look at this.
Max Verstappen.
A four-time champion of the world.
Sole possession
at the top - Viktor Hovland.
There you saw Victor Hovland, Kylian Mbappe and Max Verstappen,
but what I wanna know is what their obsessed with.
Who is massively into UFOs and claim they help his game?
Who is a geography geek and had maps of the world on their bedroom walls?
And who is addicted to Ludo
and was caught playing it in a hotel room at 3:00am?
I'm not sure what's weirder - playing Ludo at 3:00am,
or someone bursting into your hotel room to catch you doing it.
So, this is all about sports stars' obsessions.
Harry, what are you obsessed with away from the pitch?
Um, probably golf.
Really? Yeah.
Somebody clapping that.
What a weird thing to applaud.
Are you applauding that he likes golf?
Have you played with Jay?
Yeah, we have played, ain't we? Yeah, yeah.
Do you have to fill out his score card for him?
What's Jay like playing golf with?
He's a good player. Thanks, mate.
He knows where the flags are.
I fucking love golf. - Do you? - Yeah.
Well, that sounded well hard.
Tom, help me out, mate, what's your obsession?
Sadly, actually, golf, as well.
- God sake. - No, no, a very different golfer. I'm a very...
I'm an awful golfer. These two are obviously amazing.
I play golf at such an awful level
that I know I've probably bought the owner of Callaway his new house.
I go round, I will lose probably about 25 to 50 balls,
it's disgusting. - We played once. - Oh, God.
So, my dad, Big Tom, we got a nice game.
Anyway, we're stood on the first tee,
I've hit quite a nice one down there, Dad's hit a good one,
Tom's gone to hit it and done a complete air shot.
I was like, "It's alright, Big Man, relax. This is a big day for you."
So, he does it again. You arrogant prick.
"This is a big day for you," playing golf with the Redknapps.
It's a big day, he's nervous. Then he does another air shot
and he turns to me, deadly serious,
and went, "This is a tough course."
So, is golfer Viktor Hovland the geography geek who had maps
of the world on his bedroom as a kid?
Meeks, what did you have on your bedroom walls?
- Ooh, Pamela Anderson. - Yeah. Whey!
Course. Baywatch. Love how one guy went, "Whey!"
There's a really weird audience member,
the only thing he's done is clap golf and go, whey, at Pamela Anderson.
Who else was on there, Meeks?
Kelly Brook.
Yeah. Really?
The last one...
Louise Redknapp.
Whoo!
- Oh, my God. - Sounds like me and Meeks had the same bedroom wall.
High five.
Jill, you and Tom look like a shit Britney and Justin Spears.
Justin Timberlake, even.
"I'm gonna get you, you wait till I drop this line."
Justin Spears.
"You're like Justin Spears and bloody Britney bloody Timberlake."
I've had that in my head for about 10 minutes as well.
It was a quiet place of solace...
He thought it was so good, he was waiting for the right moment.
I got so excited, I snatched at it.
- Oh, man. - Jamie, we've actually got a clip of your bedroom wall,
let's have a look at this.
I mean, he's in love with the game. He lives for it.
His walls are not plastered with pop singers
and girls with half their clothes off,
they're full up with footballers, you know.
He's got Kenny Dalglish on his wall and John Barnes on his wall
and all the great footballers, you know.
That's really his only interest.
That's so funny.
Can we have a look at a young Jamie Redknapp again, please?
I feel like people are being a bit nasty to me tonight.
I think so, too. I really do.
I'm sorry, please be nice to Jay, alright?
You started it, Rom. - How did I start it? - You started it.
Listen... All the time, pretending you're nice, giving it the big'n.
No. You're on every station going.
Look, it's not my... they tell... You've had a fucking glow-up.
I've not had... You used to be fucking ugly.
He's come dressed as a tree.
"You used to be ugly."
I don't think I was ugly. You were never ugly, you always had a way about ya.
What does that mean? Hold on, no, what does that mean, "had a way..."
You always had a lovely confidence about ya.
Like, you know, the best mate that you could stand next to
and feel better about yourself.
And that's coming from him.
OK, red team, I need an answer from you.
Who is obsessed with UFOs?
Who's a geography geek, who had maps on his bedroom walls
and who is addicted to Ludo?
I've got a clue for one of 'em.
I'm sure I've seen Victor talking about...
UFOs. - UFOs? - Yeah.
I know a lot of footballers play Ludo, but... Really?
They do, yeah, but so could...
What the hell is going on with the game of football?
OK, well let's see if you're right.
I can tell you that Viktor Hovland is UFO obsessed,
Max Verstappen is a geography geek who had posters of maps
and flags on his bedroom wall, and Kylian Mbappe was caught
playing Ludo at 3:00am - in the hotel room. - Well done.
Well done, red team, you scored three points.
How did he get that?
You looked.
Inspired by Max's love of geography, I've prepared a brand-new game.
It's gonna be Jamie versus Micah,
and this is Shocking All Over The World.
I'm going to test the geographical knowledge of Jamie and Micah.
They're gonna be asked Geography questions with a sporting theme
and if they get them right they'll get a point.
- Ah! - Ah! Don't do that. Stop that.
Oh, and also... Rom, Rom, don't do that.
No sneaky ones. Only if I get the question wrong.
No, it's to demonstrate the game.
People don't know that at home, they might think it's a stroke.
No, I'm about to explain it.
Right, and also the guys are wearing... Ah.
...electric shock devices.
If they get a score wrong, they'll get a shock.
Oh, ah! Rom.
Stop it, Romesh.
Basically, if you like watching people get shocked,
this is the game for you. Ah!
OK, it's time to play.
Jamie, you're up first.
Beijing hosted the 2008 Olympics.
To the nearest million, how many people live there?
You think that's funny, don't you?
Cos you don't believe I'm gonna get this right,
but I actually know - the answer to this. - Go on.
23 million. 23 million.
You're such a... It's 22.
Ah. No!
No, I should get that, that was a great effort.
No, I'm just gonna let you behind the curtain a bit.
Before we started, Jamie said,
"Can you give me one of the answers just as a little moment."
He still got it wrong.
What I can't believe is I gave him the answer 22 million,
and then he thought, "What's the nearest million to 22?"
"I think it's 22." - So... And that's for cheating. - Ah!
OK. Stop it, Rom.
Meeks, what's your geography like? - Not bad at all. - OK.
Legia Warsaw are based in the capital city of Poland, Warsaw.
Correct. Thank you.
But what is the name of their stadium?
Oh.
The Warsaw Stadium. Warsaw Stadium?
Incorrect. Ah!
It is the Marshal Jozef Pilsudski Legia Warsaw Stadium.
OK, Jamie. Yep.
Brazil have won the men's - World Cup five times. - Yeah.
Haven't they? Yeah, five.
OK, but can you tell me... No, that's not the...
But can you tell me how many colours are in their official flag?
And for a bonus point, name the colours.
Yellow.
OK, that's for the bonus point. First, tell me how many...
Don't. Stop that, that's not fair. That's for not listening.
Go on. How many colours in their flag?
How many colours in their flag, - yeah, that's the question. - Three.
No, it's four.
Ah.
Meeks, can you name the colours and then you get a point?
What, Brazil? - Green, blue. - Yeah.
Yellow, white, no?
Yep. You get a bonus point, - well done, Meeks. - Lovely.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm going to let you behind the curtain once again,
Jamie Redknapp tried to shock Micah.
There's two buttons here, one is a plus sign and one is a red button.
Jamie pressed the plus side.
That's for trying... OK.
OK, no more, please. - Shut your mouth. - Ah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, you don't...
That's too much.
Well, you don't touch my... Don't touch my equipment.
Rom, that's too much.
Don't you look, you little shit.
OK, that's... Ahh. Rom.
OK. I don't think it's high enough for you. OK.
Fu... Rom, I swear to God it is. Don't turn it down.
Please, no more because, honestly. Alright.
Micah, here's your, here... Fuck off, Romesh.
I'm gonna fucking have a stroke. I swear.
- - But I'll just shock you back. - No. - And then you'll be back in the room. OK.
OK.Come on. - Flag question for you, Meeks. - Yep.
Argentina won the last men's football World Cup, of course,
known for their iconic flag, but in what year was the sun
added to the centre of it?
Oh, come on, Rom.
- Guys? - What roughly, or does it have to be precise?
I'll go roughly, I don't mind.
So, roughly? I think 1977.
Can he not just say 70s?
You can if you want, - d'you wanna say 1970s?70s. - OK.
It was 18... No, 1818.
OK, that was for getting it wrong, and that's for looking at my card.
How come I'm screaming and he's going, ah?
Well, cos you've got... Turn that up, Jay, come on.
No. Stop it.
Sorry. Ahh.
- Sorry. - Wow. I just took someone's eye out.
That's how I did it.
Jamie, come on, please.
You've had a hard time, now you've thrown your toys out of the pram, pathetic.
So, after that,
the blue team got one point and the red team got zero.
In this next round, one of our guests takes on one of our regulars
in a very special sporting challenge.
This week it's sailing, and going head to head were Jamie and Tom.
Jay, do you have much sailing experience beyond your massive
collection of deck shoes?
Not really. I'm a Bournemouth boy, though.
I'm used to the sea. I was alright, actually. Looking forward to it.
Tom, how are you at sea? I'm terrified of it, - if I'm honest with you. - OK.
Jon, based purely on looks, between Jamie and Tom,
who d'you think's more likely to be a good sailor?
I'm not a body language expert. Mm.
But I think Tom might've been shit at it.
Is sailing a lot about tying knots and stuff?
A little bit, not this kind of sailing we were doing but... OK.
Cos I'm worried that you don't even tie your shoe laces.
I just slip it in.
Why use your hands when you can just slip it in Jonny Boy?
Harry, if you needed rescuing in a storm,
who would you rather see as captain on the high seas, Jamie or Tom?
Jamie's only captained a couple of small clubs, so...
Ooh!
Might have to go with Tom on that one.
Thank you. Thank you, Harry.
OK, before the race, I arranged for Olympic gold medallist
Ellie Aldridge and one of the greatest sailors to ever grace
the high seas, Sir Ben Ainslie, to get them up to speed.
Lets have a look now.
How we doing, guys? Hey, guys, fancy seeing you here.
- Lovely to see you. - You alright? Yeah, good to see you, you alright?
This is Tom Davis, he's a comedian. What the hell, what's that?
I always introduce you everywhere we go. People don't...
They probably know who I am. He's the good looking one, right?
So, guys, welcome to Portsmouth.
In a couple of hours' time, you two are going head-to-head
in one of these things.
Look at the speeds, already at 90 kilometres an hour.
So, guys, you're gonna be driving, so let's...
Good, that's the ride I've come for.
Do you know he can't drive? Really?
Don't look at me like that.
- Do you wanna have a go first? - Yeah, - get in, Tom. - Let me get in first.
It's very rare that people with as little experience as these guys have
actually get to go and be in control and drive.
OK, so remember what we were - talking about with the wind? - Yeah.
So, you can't go head to wind, we wanna go close-hauled,
so if you bear away a little bit.
Bear away, this way? - Bear, yeah. - Right, OK.
Yeah, he's not using the wind at all, is he?
Simulators are a waste of time.
My daughter can drive a simulator plane, would I let her go and fly us
all to Spain on our summer holidays? Of course not,
she's three and a half.
Ellie, I've got a bit of wind going on here.
I can smell that, mate, I'm standing behind ya, that's terrible.
I wanna go faster, Ellie, what am I doing there?
OK, so if you wanna go faster, your fastest point of sail
is probably at reach, so about 90 degrees to the wind,
so you would turn to...
You've gotta be ready for seagulls, right? Seagulls can attack.
Oh, no. I've ended up with s... Ooh, don't go in that bit!
Tom!
I think it's very easy to underestimate how dangerous
the challenge is, especially just being on the simulator.
It's very different being on the boat.
Harrison here's gonna take over and show you what you need to do
if things go bad.
This is Tom Davis, nice to meet ya. He knows who I am.
Right, boys, so now we're gonna replicate what it's like
being capsized or an inverted catamaran on an F50.
What sort of injuries could we get? Anything. Sprained ankle, well death.
What? Death?
This is... Wait there, just for a second.
Tom.
Go and get... Yeah, go and get him, he's alright.
You alright? This is insane.
Me and you are the two most stupid people who do this show.
There's too much to remember to keep us alive.
If we're in a situation
where one of these capsizes and it's on top of us,
like, even that's a controlled environment.
It's hard getting it in your mouth. It falls out.
You're not meant to breath into that, Tom.
It's easier said than done when your head's under water, you mug.
When you breath in through your nose, you take a load of water in.
Not your nose. Don't do that. Oh.
That was absolutely terrifying.
Want you to go up, do five push ups, jump in and we'll re-enact a capsize.
They say, "Raise your heart rate."
My heart rate's raised, it's been raised since I saw the safety video.
Come on, Tom.
Fuck that. I don't like that. Jesus, man.
Fucking hell, you terrified me.
When he's held me under water, it was like waterboarding.
If that was an interrogation, I'd be giving up so much information.
I was absolutely useless at that.
Alright, guys, now you've done your safety training, how was it?
I have so much respect and admiration for you all.
Even you I, actually, respect.
When you went under and you were crying.
I weren't crying. He was crying.
No, you guys, you did great.
Listen, a lot gets said between you and I,
but I've got a lot of - respect for you. - Thank you.
I wish you all the luck, mate, and just stay safe, yeah?
You as well, mate. - Thanks, mate. - You as well.
Mate, always be ready. Always be ready.
Tom, did you feel well prepared after that?
Firstly, I need to say something.
This show is a very ethical place to be
and we were worried about having plastics in the sea with Jamie
getting in, but we took all the precautions.
Mate, I'm not even gonna lie, even watching that gave me...
The drowning stuff was genuinely - terrifying. - The worst.
It did look quite intense.
Who would like to see Jamie being drowned again?
Yes! OK, let's have a look.
Fuck that. I don't like that.
Jesus, man.
Oh, my God. That's funny.
The thing was right, he gets you, sticks you under water,
don't even say hello to you, and then he starts saying,
"Alright, how you doing?" Wants to be mates. "You just tried to drown me, you helmet."
It's for your precautions. You were terrible.
I was actually genuinely worried about you if your thing capsized.
You were so panicked, he was a right Panicky Pete.
Harry, would you have fancied this challenge do you think?
Looking at that, no. No, no.
Meeks, are you gutted - you couldn't do this one? - No.
Did you see any black people on that video?
Keep my black arse inside.
OK. So, it was Jamie Redknapp versus Tom Davis going head-to-head
on the high seas. Whoever won the race
scored three points for their team.
Let's see how they got on.
I'm awake 24/7 just thinking about crushing you.
This is gonna end it all.
Let's get it on.
Here we go, then, Redknapp versus Davis.
The boys will have to time the start to perfection,
power towards the critical turn one,
and then head back to the start marker for a tricker turn two
before catching the wind and pushing flat out to the finish.
And it's race time. Here we go, then.
Here comes the klaxon.
And Tom's nailed the start, great move.
There you go, boy. Yeah.
Jamie's quick to counter and they're side by side
as they head into turn one. Nice work.
Mate, you lot are daredevils.
Three, two, one. Turn it.
That's cool, by the way.
He won't wanna run across that, Big Tom, no chance.
We're gonna turn hard here, hold on.
Alright, Tom, follow me across, bud.
30. 29.
Nice, Tom.
Speedy.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Your wheel, keeping it straight here.
Jamie in the lead now, Tom needs to nail turn two.
Turning left. That ship up there.
Keep turning left.
Bear away here.
Tom gets sprayed and Jamie's first to turn two.
Oh, now, keep going, that's it.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, straight up.
Straight up. My wheel.
Wow.
Redknapp's still ahead on the home straight.
Keep turning. Good boy.
Oh, but here comes Davis, he's not giving up.
We're meeting Jamie here.
Coming out. Real nice.
Redders. Redders.
Yes, Dillon. Come on, Dillon, let's go.
Come on, boys.
It's neck and neck as they approach the finish.
Who's gonna take it?
Oh, and Davis wins it on the line.
- We won? - We won, mate. - Yes, get in. - We won.
Yeah!
Yes. Oh, what a rush, man. What a rush.
Jamie Redknapp didn't show up, but big TD came to take the spoils.
That was amazing.
Massive, massive congratulations, Tom.
Couldn't have been a closer finish. Do you think it would've been a bigger win
for you if you hadn't moved across the boat like a dog with worms?
I mean, what was going on there?
That was quite indignifying watching that. I was te...
I don't know, I'm six foot seven, I have no balance, anyway.
Crossing that at a hundred miles an hour or whatever it was,
I was literally flipping all over the gaff, but I feel very good to beat Jamie,
to be the ultimate winner in the Davis/Redknapp series. Eat shit.
So, with Tom Davis's victory,
blue team, that means that you have scored three points.
Yes.
Welcome back to A League Of Their Own.
We finish with an epic challenge where it's all to play for.
Let's see what they're up against tonight.
Yes, this is Leap Of Faith.
For years, Leap Of Faith has been terrifying contestants on this show,
and now it's time for Jill and Jon to take it on.
Jill, you're up first so please could you head over.
Good luck, Jill. Give it up for Jill Scott, everybody.
Thank you.
Come on Jill.
Jon, how you feeling about taking this on?
I am, shitting my pants.
Here is how it works.
After tiptoeing across a terrifying tightrope with only ropes to balance,
they'll stop to answer questions at set points.
There is one point for every correct answer,
and a game-changing three bonus points
for whoever completes the course in the fastest time.
OK, Jill, you feeling OK? No.
You are gonna be absolutely fine, probably. OK.Thank you.
What a great team talk.
Let's raise the rig.
Jill, Jill, how's it feeling up there?
Oh, my God, horrible. Is that it done?
No, you've gotta do the actual course.
Good luck to you. Your time starts now.
Go on, Jill.
Jill makes her way across the ropes here.
She's at the first rope. She's doing very, very well.
This is so wobbly.
Ah! Ooh.
Go on, Jill.
She's across to the second rope. Jill, your question.
Leicester. - - Nope. - Hull. - Yes.
OK.
This is horrible.
Come on, Jill. Shit.
Ah! Oh.
You've got this, Jill. Go on, Jill. Yes.
Gareth Southgate. Gareth Southgate is correct.
OK, on you go Jill.
Oh, my God, this is horrible.
OK, question.
Two. - Nope. - One.
It's four. Carry on, Jill.
Four?
Oh, my God. Slow and steady wins the race.
She's making her way across the final platform here. Jill Scott, you have got this.
Go on, Jill.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Go, Jill, go. Breathe, Jill, breathe.
Jill, you've got this. You've got it.
You've got this, Jill. Ah!
Jump, Jill.
Leave go?
Oh, my God.
Jill Scott, everybody.
Oh, my God, that was horrible.
Well done, Jill, you scored two points.
Let's have a look at a replay. Oh, my God, that was horrible.
Well done, Jill.
Jon, how you feeling, Jon?
I don't really like going up stairs, so...
Listen, it's gonna be absolutely fine, good luck to you.
Let's raise the rig.
Jon, how you feeling up there?
You OK? I'm a comedian.
That's what I do. - Yeah. - I like... Whey!
OK. Come on, Jon.
Good luck to you. Your time starts...
now.
He's made it to the first rope, he's... oh, oh!
Look at... oh!
Can we say - as many numbers as we want? - Yeah.
One, two, three, four, five. - OK, fine, yeah. - Yeah.
Go on, Jon.
Ooh. That's the worst bit.
He's like Tarzan.
OK, your next question.
Sweden. - Correct. - Yes.
On you go, Jon. Go on, Jon!
Go on.
OK, your next question.
Once, in 1972. Is correct.
Yes, Jon. Off you go, Jon.
He is smashing this.
He's on fire.
His genitals must be ablaze here as he makes his way across the beam.
Jill, he's mugging you right off.
He's doing good. Yes, Jon.
Go on, Jon.
OK, well done, reds, you scored
three points. Let's have a look at a replay.
That's how you do it, Jill. Tarzan.
Give it up for Jon Richardson, everybody.
OK, listen,
all of the questions you got asked you got correct,
you did it quicker than Jill, and that means
that tonight's winners are the red team.
- Yeah! - You're in A League Of Your - Own, well done. - Let's have it.
Wow. Have some of that.
So, thanks to Jill, Micah and Tom,
Jamie, Jon and the one and only Harry Maguire.
You've been watching A League Of Their Own, good night.
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