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Previously
on "Devious Maids"...

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Did you know
I'm writing a book?

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It's about what I went through
to get my son out of jail.

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I had to work as a maid
for six months.

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But you leave Friday?

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When we get settled
in D.C.,

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Michael says we can finally
start talking about adoption.

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I'm Sebastien.

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So, obviously,
I want to see you again.

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I think we can arrange that.

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I really like you.

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And I like you.

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Morning.
Oh, crap.

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Dad says you two are
getting back together.

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Your father's confused.

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So you'd rather be
with Javier?

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MAN: I just thought
you might want to know.

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You're pregnant.
Been 15 years since he died.

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All these years I've blamed you
for Barrett's death.

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Can you ever forgive me?

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I think it's time
we forgive each other.

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All I see when I look at you
is a wonderful man.

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I let you
get away from me once,

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and I don't want that
to happen again.

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We think you're protecting
that boy you've been dating.

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[ Voice breaking ]
He's part of that gang

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that's been robbing houses
in Beverly Hills.

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You can go to prison
for not telling!

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I've decided to tell the police
about Ethan.

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We have to get rid of Valentina.
I'll track her down eventually.

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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Somebody call
an ambulance!

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Rosie!

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Oh, please.
Please, Rosie.

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Rosie!

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ZOILA:
She looks like she's still out.

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CARMEN:
You think we should pinch her?

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N-No...p-pinching.

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[ Laughter ]

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Oh, my God. Honey!
You gave us quite a scare.

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What's going on?

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You're alive,
that's what!

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Hallelujah!

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Spence and Miguel
are on their way.

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How do you feel?

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Weird.

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I hope I can still go
on my honeymoon.

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What?
It's on Saturday.

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[ Sighs ]

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Rosie, when you got shot,
you fell,

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and you hit your head
really hard.

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Honey,
you've been in a coma.

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A-A coma?

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You've been out
for four months.

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[ Gasps ] Excuse me.

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Little girl!

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Those are
my prize-winning roses.

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[ Gasps ]

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Do you understand me?

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Which one of the gardeners
is your father?

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TAYLOR: Katy!

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Oh!

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Oh, thank God.

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Katy! Oh, there you are!
Thank God!

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Taylor.

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Michael.

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Hello, Evelyn.

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I see that you've met
our daughter.

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All right,
here we go!

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I just talked to Spence.
He's parking the car.

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Why are you looking at me
like that?

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They just told me about Pablo
getting killed in the shooting.

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You must be so sad.

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It was hard.

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I mean,
we ended it so badly,

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and...then he was gone.

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Now I understand
why you got a little...

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What?

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Fat.

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You got a little fat.

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Which is really rude of you
to say, Rosie.

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I am not fat.

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It's...this shirt.

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You've been grieving.
It's okay to eat your feelings.

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Ya. Basta. Can we talk
about something else, please?

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Yeah.
Um, well, my book came out.

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And it's on The New York Times
Best Seller list.

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ROSIE:
That's wonderful!

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We barely see her anymore.

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Yeah, well,
it's been kind of hectic

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with my appearances
and book signings.

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Well, you make time
for Evelyn Powell.

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What?

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This one is best friends
with Evelyn Powell now.

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Here we go.

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She's not my best friend.

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She happened to have liked
my book.

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All they do is eat fancy lunches
and shop at richie-rich stores.

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Carmen's dating
a married man.

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Que qué?

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Got her holed up in a big house
that he rented for her.

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He's a real-estate agent.

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He can afford
to treat me well, okay?

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He is keeping you for sex.
It's completely demeaning.

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Chachas, Rosie didn't wake up
for this.

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This is a happy day,
remember?

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Mama! Mama!

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Ay, Miguel!

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Oh.

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You're so big.

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Oh, my God.

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Rosie.

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I love you so much.

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Come on, guys.

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[ Chuckles ]

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I had no idea
you'd moved back to town.

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We've been here
for a while.

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We would've
called sooner,

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but we've been a bit busy
with our little angel.

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Yes. Little Katy.

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Wherever did you find her?

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Argentina.

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Michael
had business there,

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and we went and visited
one of the local orphanages.

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I don't mean
to sound rude,

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but don't we have perfectly good
orphans here in the States?

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Yes, but we took
one look at Katy,

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and we just knew
that she was our daughter.

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Right, sweetheart?

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Are they all mute?

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That is such a wonderful quality
in a child.

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Katy has
emotional problems.

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Oh, dear.

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She had a bit of
a tough start in life,

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but she'll adjust.

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Of course she will.

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Katy, I keep a stash
of Belgian chocolates

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in my pantry.

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Would you like some?

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I think that's a yes.

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I will be right back.

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Honestly, Michael --
emotional problems?

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Argentina?
Well, we can't tell people
the truth, can we?

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[ Door opens ]

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Remi.

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What are you doing here?

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Where were you?
I called you a bunch of times.

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I had my phone off.

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I was visiting my dad
at the cemetery.

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Oh. Well, I would have
gone with you.

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I wanted to be alone.

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What's up?

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Uh...

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I bought you something.

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Aww. That's nice.

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What is it?

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Pepper spray.

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So you'll be able to protect
yourself.

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That's why I have you.

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No, I'm serious, Val.
What if I'm not around?

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Remi, they caught Ty.
He's in jail.

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No one's trying to kill me
anymore.

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You never know who's lurking
around the corner, all right?

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Please, just take it.

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Fine, but the next time
you want to buy me a gift,

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try flowers.

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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Hi! Hi!

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So sorry I'm late.

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I was visiting my friend Rosie
at the hospital.

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We were just talking about
your interview on NPR!

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Terry Gross
raved about your book.

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I know.
It's so flattering.

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Of course
her favorite character

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was the ice-cold, ball-busting,
rich-bitch employer,

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Mrs. P.

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Yes, Evelyn is famous
at the club now.

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Did she really say all those
horrible things you wrote?

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Every word.

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I'm positively terrible.

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Okay, now, I have
a very serious question.

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Who's coming with me to
the Barney's sale after lunch?

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Well, you don't need to twist
my arm.

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Marisol?

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I don't know.

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Do you ever feel like
we should be filling our days

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with something more meaningful
than shopping?

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Where's all this
coming from?

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My friend Carmen
says I'm becoming frivolous.

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I'm sorry.

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Carmen your maid friend?

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Yeah.

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[ Sighs ]

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What?
Well...

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[ Sighs ]

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You've had success,
and she's still a maid.

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It's -- It's jealousy,
plain and simple.

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Maybe.

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Ooh, and that reminds me.

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I need a final head count
for the book signing.

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Shall I invite
the maid friends or no?

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I don't know
if they'd feel comfortable.

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Can I get back to you?

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Fine. Just be sure to give me
some advance notice.

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I need to know whether
to lock up the valuables.

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What?
That is classic Mrs. P.

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You're awful.

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It takes one to know one.

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I'm doing
some of my best work here,

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and you're very quiet.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just thinking
about my friend Marisol.

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Interesting.
Is she hot?

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Stop!

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She said some things today
that really bothered me.

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Like what?

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Well...

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she doesn't think I should
let you rent me this house.

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[ Chuckles ] Why not?

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Because she thinks you're only
keeping me here for sex.

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Sebastien!

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What?

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You know I cannot
spend the night.

224
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And you have that audition
in the morning.

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Right.

226
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So shouldn't we
move things along?

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Keep talking.
We can do both.

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How about tonight
we just talk,

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like people who care
about each other.

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You think I don't care
about you?

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I've been trying to help
your career.

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If you'd only meet
with my wife --

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I can't.
I'm screwing her husband.

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That's low, even for me.

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Okay, then,
what about this house?
What about it?

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You think I go around
renting houses

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for people
I don't care about?

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It's a symbol
of my commitment to you.

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It is?

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Carmen, my life was nothing
before I met you.

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Well, when you put it
that way.

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Okay.

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Is there anything else
you want to talk about?

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I think we're done talking.

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[ Sighs ]

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Margaritas?

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You hate margaritas.

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I did,
but it's the strangest thing.

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Ever since I got Pablo's kidney,
I've been craving them.

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Join me?

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I'm trying
to stay healthy.

252
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Oh.
Because you've gotten fat.

253
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You've...noticed that, too?

254
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Oh, come on.
Everyone's talking about it.

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Who's everyone?

256
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Well, mostly just me.

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But people always nod
when I bring it up.

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Oh, no.

259
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Oh, no, no, no, no.

260
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Oh, honey,
don't be so sensitive.

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You'll lose the weight.

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No, I won't.
Here.

263
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,120
Alcohol makes
everything better.

264
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,455
Not this.

265
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,165
[ Chuckling ] Why not?

266
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,250
Because I'm pregnant.

267
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:35,005
Sorry,
it's just so shocking.

268
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,132
Aren't you a little old
to be pregnant?

269
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,508
Not helping!

270
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,220
And don't you dare tell
anyone else.

271
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,680
No one knows.

272
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,140
Not even Javier?
He's the father.

273
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,391
Well...

274
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,642
Wait.

275
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,437
You mean,
when you and Pablo...?

276
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,522
It's possible.
Zoila.

277
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,857
I know!

278
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,525
I should've done
a paternity test by now.

279
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,737
But Javi's been away in Vegas
opening the new restaurant,

280
00:12:58,737 --> 00:12:59,738
and Pablo's...

281
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,573
Gone.

282
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,366
But Javi gets back
this week.

283
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,535
I just have to find a way
to test him

284
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,246
before I start to show.

285
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,212
Are you sure
you don't want this drink?

286
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,178
Hi! Sorry!

287
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,263
My publisher took me
to Spago.

288
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,849
The lobster salad
was amazing.

289
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,518
I brought you
some leftovers.

290
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,728
Leftover fish
for leftover friends. Pass.

291
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,063
Ooh.
Are these pot stickers?

292
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,564
Hey, you're Marisol, right?
Yeah.

293
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,941
I'm Blanca.
Nice to meet you.

294
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,109
I've heard so much
about you.

295
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,986
Oh. Nothing bad,
I hope.

296
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,115
No. All good here.

297
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,243
So, how do you guys
know each other?

298
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,702
Mm. We met
a couple of months ago.

299
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,287
She works down the street
from Genevieve.

300
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,288
These are so good.

301
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,289
Right?
Mm-hmm.

302
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,041
So you're a maid, also?

303
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,502
Actually, I just got fired.
What happened?

304
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,420
I just asked to change my hours
to go to college part time.

305
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,631
The next thing I know,
I don't have a job.

306
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,717
Can you believe that?
They fired her because
she wants to go to college.

307
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,970
Yeah. And now I can't afford
classes because I'm super broke.

308
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,763
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

309
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,808
Well, I know that the Stappords
just moved back into town.

310
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,977
I bet you they're looking
for someone.

311
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,271
Tell them about Blanca!
She's the best!

312
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,981
She even cleans
under the toilet seat.

313
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,691
I mean, who does that?

314
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,943
Everyone but you.
BLANCA:
Do you really think

315
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,070
they'd be okay with me
going to school part time?

316
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,697
Definitely.
They're great.

317
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:25,115
I'll call Taylor tomorrow.

318
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,992
So cheer up.
Have a pot sticker.

319
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:31,079
Oh, those were
for everybody?

320
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,376
Thank you for squeezing us in
today, Doctor.

321
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,669
It's been some time.

322
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,045
How is your marriage?

323
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,839
Good. Very good.

324
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,758
Well, mostly.
It's just...

325
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:47,053
In the bedroom,
uh, lately...

326
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,972
things have been
a little --

327
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:49,973
Limp.

328
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,975
I see.

329
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,019
In the penis area.
I think he got it
the first time.

330
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,271
You know, there are
a number of medications.

331
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,648
We've tried them.
Nothing seems to do the trick.

332
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,735
I-I can't help but feel like

333
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,945
Adrian just isn't attracted
to me anymore.

334
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,031
How long
has this been going on?

335
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,282
The last month or so.

336
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,326
It's strange
because our marriage

337
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,119
is better than ever,
really.

338
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,496
We recently got some
much-needed closure

339
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,749
on -- on the death
of our son.
Ah.

340
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,751
So no more
of the constant fighting.

341
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,794
How does that make you feel,
Adrian?

342
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,089
Well, nobody enjoys
fighting all the time.

343
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,341
Some people do.

344
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,135
They thrive on conflict.
It excites them.

345
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,972
You're saying being happy
is making me unhappy?

346
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,558
I'm not saying anything.
I'm posing a question.

347
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,769
I'd like to pose a question --
When are we having sex again?

348
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,771
Well, Rome wasn't built
in a day.

349
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,482
You two are gonna have to work
on this together.

350
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,651
And it's going to be
very, very hard.

351
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,486
Can I get that in writing?

352
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:51,284
You need 10 of Javi's hairs
to do the DNA test.

353
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,411
And I have to pull them
from the root. I know.

354
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,246
Sweetheart,
just how do you plan

355
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,540
to yank out his hair
without him noticing?

356
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,917
Easy.

357
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,378
I'm gonna distract him
with my sex appeal.

358
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,421
[ Laughs ]

359
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,924
Oh, wait,
you're serious.

360
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,510
[ Doorbell rings ]

361
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,889
[ Door closes ]

362
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,392
I mean it.
You look amazing.

363
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,393
I do?

364
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,435
[ Both chuckle ]

365
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,853
Don't get me wrong,

366
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,689
I've always thought
you were beautiful,

367
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,232
but today
you're glowing.

368
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,859
That's because I'm happy
to see you.

369
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,948
Oh, I've missed this.

370
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,783
Oh, me too.

371
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,452
I've missed this face,
these ears, this hair.

372
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,662
[ Chuckles ]

373
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,830
Ow. Ow.

374
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,997
Ow!
I'm sorry.

375
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,876
I'm just excited
to see you.

376
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,878
Javier!
What a delight.

377
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,880
I had no idea
you were back in town.

378
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,841
Hello, Genevieve.

379
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,969
Come here
and give me a hug!

380
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:54,097
Oh, we've missed you
so much.

381
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,099
Just wasn't the same
without you.

382
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,684
Oh. That's so nice.

383
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,018
[ Chuckles ]

384
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,354
Anyway, I'll just get
out of your hairs now.

385
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,731
Hair.

386
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,815
Ta-ta.

387
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,233
Where were we?

388
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,862
I believe
we were doing this.

389
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,117
Zoila, I need you!

390
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,578
Hold that thought.

391
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,545
We need more hair.
Are you kidding me?

392
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,214
You need 10.
You only got 8.
I can't keep pulling
the hair out of his head!

393
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,507
He's gonna notice!

394
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,426
Then you'll
just have to get creative.

395
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,469
Now go.

396
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,972
[ Sighs ]

397
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,640
Hey, there, mister.

398
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,685
Do you know what else
I've missed?

399
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,811
This chest!

400
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,480
JAVIER: Ow! Ow! Ow!

401
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,067
And how is Tucker?

402
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,195
Good.

403
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,654
I think.

404
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:55,700
Actually, uh, Peri
doesn't let me see him much.

405
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,826
Oh.

406
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,746
I'm sorry.
That's terrible.

407
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,372
So it's just been
me and Miguel.

408
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,082
I had to give up
the house.

409
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,210
We moved into an apartment.
It's not so big, but --

410
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,669
That's okay.

411
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,047
Wherever you are,
that's my home.

412
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,383
I feel the same way.

413
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:15,220
But what about the money?

414
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,972
Hospitals are so expensive,
and you lost your job.

415
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,099
Well, I got another one.
I did a movie.

416
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,227
That's exciting!

417
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,604
It was for cable,
so no big deal.

418
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,856
Sorry.
Visiting hours are over.

419
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,608
We'll talk about it later.

420
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,902
I want to hear more
about the movie.

421
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,070
You heard the man.

422
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,822
Besides,
I got to pick up Miguel.

423
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,408
I'm so proud of you.

424
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:41,329
Did you hear that?
My husband is a movie star.

425
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,664
[ Chuckles ]

426
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,665
I know.

427
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,166
You've seen his movie?

428
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,628
Yes, I have.
And you are one lucky girl.

429
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,088
What do you mean?

430
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:53,299
I mean, the guy's
like, what, 50?

431
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,386
And he's naked
in every scene.

432
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,848
Naked?
Yeah. And from the looks
of that thing,

433
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:02,141
I don't blame you
for taking a four-month nap.

434
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,060
WOMAN: [ Moaning ]
SPENCE: Oh, God! Oh!

435
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,645
Oh!
Oh, God!

436
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,481
Oh...God!

437
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,989
[ Cellphone rings ]

438
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,532
Hi, Carmen.

439
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,908
Hey.
Listen, we're taking dinner

440
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,326
to Rosie
in the hospital tonight.

441
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,369
What do you want to bring?

442
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,162
Tonight? Oh.

443
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,790
I've got this party.

444
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,584
For my book.

445
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:30,086
Well, thanks
for the invitation.

446
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,505
Well, I wasn't sure
that you'd want to go.

447
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,924
It's at Evelyn Powell's.
Of course it is.

448
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,510
You know, I am tired
of your hostility, Carmen.

449
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,096
Is it really so bad
that I've made new friends?

450
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,598
Yes!
Because you care more

451
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,850
about those fancy people
than you care about us.

452
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,977
That is completely unfair!

453
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,687
Ay, Marisol, it's fine.
No me importa.

454
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,397
Go to your party.
It's where you belong.

455
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,274
What is that
supposed to mean?

456
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,109
It means you were never
really a maid.

457
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,736
You were never
really one of us.

458
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,238
Do you honestly feel
that way?
Yes.

459
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,490
¿Qué demonios es esto?

460
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,284
Carmen!

461
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,286
I got to go.

462
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,662
[ Gasps ]

463
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,997
Who the hell are you?

464
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,665
Herb Anderson?

465
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,500
What are you doing in my house,
Herb Anderson?

466
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,836
And if you like
top-of-the-line,

467
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,630
wait till you see
this kitchen.

468
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,756
Carmen?

469
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:17,717
I-I just found her here.
I swear.

470
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,678
I thought you had
an audition.

471
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:21,804
They moved it.

472
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,806
You two,
go check out the yard.

473
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,808
It's great
for entertaining.

474
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,646
This is one
of your listings?

475
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:32,315
I'm living
in someone else's house?

476
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,817
Yes, but it's
a really nice house.

477
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,196
You said this house
was proof of how much you care.

478
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,864
I wanted to do something
for you,

479
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282
but I could not
afford it.

480
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,160
What do you mean?
You're rich.

481
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,870
Actually, my wife is rich.

482
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,207
I haven't sold a house all year.
I'm sort of broke.

483
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,750
Oh, my God!

484
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,628
I'm mooching off a mooch!

485
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,298
[ Sighs ]

486
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,217
I am so glad
that Marisol recommended you.

487
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,427
You have no idea
how grateful I am

488
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,346
to have some help
around here.

489
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,722
Oh, no. No, please.

490
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,182
You've been so cool
about my schedule.

491
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,600
I'm the grateful one.
Aww.

492
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,977
Damn it, Taylor!
For God's sakes!

493
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,103
Look what Katy's
done now!

494
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,396
Michael!

495
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,648
Blanca's here.
She's our new maid.

496
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,024
Hi, Mr. Stappord.

497
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,484
Hi.

498
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,903
I needed these papers
for my deposition in Boston.

499
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,572
Katy's a child.
I'm sure it wasn't intentional.

500
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,282
That's easy
for you to say.

501
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,451
She doesn't keep
ruining your things.

502
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,245
Why is she dressed
like that?

503
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:32,166
She's coming to Marisol's
book party with us.

504
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,002
Have Blanca watch her.

505
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,379
Yeah. I don't mind.
Really.

506
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,464
We can't leave Katy
with someone new.

507
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,465
You know that.

508
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,719
Hey, Katy?

509
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,179
Hey, Sweetie, how about
I make us a little snack?

510
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,639
Yeah, do that.

511
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,807
All right.

512
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,150
Aah!

513
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,152
Aah! Val, it's me!
It's me!

514
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,236
Remi?
Oh, my God!

515
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,780
You pepper-sprayed me!

516
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,323
I thought you were
gonna attack me.

517
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,366
Why were you following me?
You were jogging alone.

518
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,994
I wanted to make sure
you were safe!
By scaring the crap out of me?

519
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,537
Hey, I am your boyfriend,
all right?

520
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,997
It is my job
to protect you.

521
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,791
Well, if you keep "protecting"
me like that,

522
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,834
you're not gonna be my boyfriend
for much longer.

523
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:04,467
Come on.

524
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,352
You know, Katy,
sometimes parents fight,

525
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,354
but it doesn't mean
anything.

526
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:23,194
See, the important thing
is that they love each other,

527
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,113
and they love you.

528
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:28,032
Like you love them.
Right?

529
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,243
I don't love Daddy.

530
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,787
And neither does Mommy.

531
00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,420
[ Cellphone rings ]

532
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,633
It's Dr. Stevens.

533
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,138
Hello?

534
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,140
Does he have
the results?

535
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,767
Is Javier the father?

536
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,561
I see.

537
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,604
Thank you, Doctor.

538
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,862
Well?

539
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,451
It's Pablo's baby.

540
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:19,167
What am I gonna do?

541
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:32,138
Good morning,
beautiful.

542
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,265
How was your night?

543
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,768
I saw your movie.

544
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,270
WOMAN: [ Moaning ]

545
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,606
Oh, God! Oh! God!
Oh!

546
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,816
I can explain.
What's to explain?

547
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:49,071
Your wife is in a coma,
and you were making pornos?

548
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,698
Soft-core!
Soft-core!

549
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,742
I wasn't actually
having sex.

550
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,952
Is that supposed to make me
feel better?

551
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,913
You think I wanted to make
that movie?

552
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,664
It's the only job
I could find!

553
00:24:58,664 --> 00:24:59,790
You call that a job?

554
00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,083
Ernesto was a policeman.

555
00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,044
That was a job
I could be proud of.

556
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,629
Rosie.
But this --

557
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,047
This is humiliating.

558
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,924
Rosie, you don't understand.
Miguel had no one.

559
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,467
He needed me
to put food on the table.

560
00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,803
I'm sorry I didn't
make you proud like Ernesto.

561
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:17,433
But I did the best that I could
for Miguel.

562
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,727
He's my son now, too.

563
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,903
I'm sorry.

564
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,072
You were just trying
to be a good father.

565
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,657
Yeah.

566
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:38,204
So, you understand?

567
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:41,207
I do.

568
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:46,254
But if you make a sequel,
I'll put you in a coma.

569
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:54,303
Oh, Zoila.

570
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,305
I hate to see you cry.

571
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,765
I just keep wondering

572
00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,268
how I'm gonna tell Javi
about this.

573
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,560
[ Sighs ]

574
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,272
Well, maybe you don't.

575
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,482
[ Sniffles ] Huh?

576
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:09,610
Your baby
still needs a father.

577
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,779
Why can't it be Javier?

578
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,614
Genevieve.

579
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,117
You'll break his heart
if you tell him the truth.

580
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,285
I know.

581
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,745
He could leave you.
I know!

582
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,373
But I'm not gonna lie
to him.

583
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,627
That's very brave of you.

584
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,755
But if I were pregnant
and alone,

585
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,841
I'd be scared to death.

586
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:38,139
How do I look?

587
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:40,057
Better.

588
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,517
[ Scoffs ]

589
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:44,895
Again, I am so sorry.

590
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,063
Mm. Don't be.

591
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:48,774
I wanted you
to use the pepper spray.

592
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,067
You wanted me
to blind you?

593
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,570
Not me, but a bad guy.

594
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:58,492
Remi, ever since the shooting,
you've been hovering over me.

595
00:26:58,492 --> 00:27:01,787
Texting me, calling me.

596
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,664
You have to stop.

597
00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,333
I can't.

598
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:06,709
Why not?

599
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,715
I ducked.

600
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:14,258
What?

601
00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:15,676
At the church,

602
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,346
when the shooting started,
I didn't protect you.

603
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:19,764
I...

604
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,391
[ Scoffs ]
I ducked.

605
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,769
There was gunfire.
Everyone ducked.

606
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,103
But if you had been hit --

607
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:27,313
I wasn't.

608
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:31,192
[ Sighs ]

609
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:35,488
Valentina, you're my whole life,
my future.

610
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:37,656
I don't want to live in a world
without you.

611
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,825
I feel the same.

612
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,995
Even though
I was such a coward?

613
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,372
[ Sighs ]

614
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:48,542
That day was the worst day
of my life.

615
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,252
I lost my dad.

616
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:54,215
I couldn't imagine
losing you, too.

617
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,467
I'm glad you ducked.

618
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,391
[ Chuckles ]

619
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:06,352
Your eyes look...
terrible.

620
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,853
[ Laughs ]

621
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,063
Oops.

622
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:11,482
ADRIAN:
Oh, I'm sorry, Valentina.

623
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:14,443
Let me just grab
my glasses.

624
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,779
Valentina is of today,
Mr. Powell.

625
00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,989
I'm your new maid.

626
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:19,990
Colette.

627
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,492
Have you been drinking?

628
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:23,411
[ Gasps ]
Of course not.

629
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,872
I'm just new to this job,
and, well, I hope my boss

630
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:29,625
isn't the type
to take advantage of me.

631
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,128
I've never been
more confused.

632
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:33,879
Adrian, Dr. Haskell
suggested role play

633
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,172
to spice up our sex life,

634
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,882
and you've always had a thing
for maids,

635
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,968
so I thought
you'd enjoy it.

636
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,137
All right, I'm in.

637
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,972
Let's try this.

638
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:50,479
I couldn't help but overhear
the other maids

639
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:53,441
whispering
about your large reputation.

640
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,901
Is that
Valentina's uniform?
Is that a problem?

641
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:59,447
It's just...I've come to think
of Valentina like a daughter.

642
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:03,951
Well, perhaps you should take
the uniform off of Colette.

643
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:06,787
Hate to be a stickler --
Does it have to be Colette?

644
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:10,291
What's wrong with Colette?
My father's second wife
was Colette -- ghastly woman.

645
00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:11,792
How about...

646
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,462
Gretchen?

647
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,881
And try it
with a German accent.

648
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,681
[ German accent ]
If that is what you want,

649
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,349
then I will do my best.

650
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,310
Oh, that's good.
Keep talking.

651
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,438
Very well, Herr Powell.

652
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,148
What do you want me to say?

653
00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:36,775
Yes. More German.
Something's happening.

654
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,360
Uh, my name is Gretchen.

655
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,112
Guten morgen.
Yes, yes.

656
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,449
Ich bin eine Berliner.
Edelweiss.
Yeah.

657
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,576
Ah! Ah!
Gesundheit.

658
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,745
Ohh.

659
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,331
Sorry, it, um...

660
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,749
It was indigestion.

661
00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:54,376
[ Normal voice ]
Oh, for God's sake.

662
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,628
Are you leaving?

663
00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:59,089
Yes! Adrian!
This is hopeless.

664
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,050
Auf wiedersehen.

665
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:07,681
Carmen, I'm sorry.

666
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:10,851
Give those to your wife.
She paid for them anyway.

667
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,645
Okay, I get it.
You're mad at me.

668
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:14,647
I'm not mad at you.
I'm mad at me.

669
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,524
I knew better.

670
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,859
You know, I broke
all my rules for you.
You have rules?

671
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:22,279
Don't sleep with a married man.
Don't depend on a man.

672
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,407
Don't date a man with an accent
sexier than yours.

673
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:26,992
That's really a rule?

674
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,410
Well, it is now.

675
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,954
And, lastly,

676
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:33,791
don't fall in love with a man
when there's no future.

677
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:36,669
You...love me?

678
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:39,046
It doesn't matter.
It's over.

679
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,423
You know I would be with you,
but there's a prenup.

680
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:43,133
If I leave my wife,
I get nothing.

681
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,971
And what about me?

682
00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,430
Am I nothing?

683
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,516
You're everything, okay?

684
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,726
I'm in love with you, too.

685
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,981
I wish I could believe that.

686
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,775
Please don't go.

687
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:05,698
I have to, Sebastien.

688
00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:08,367
[ Suitcase zips ]

689
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,953
I'm better than this.

690
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:27,011
Excuse me.

691
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:29,555
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God, you came!

692
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,683
Oh! Michael, I thought
you were going out of town.

693
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:35,644
Oh, I'm leaving tonight,
but I couldn't miss your party.

694
00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:36,812
Oh. [ Chuckles ]

695
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,314
You look amazing!
Thank you.

696
00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,523
Success agrees with you!

697
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,566
EVELYN: Taylor,

698
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,777
Michael,
nice to see you...

699
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:47,239
and your tiny child
at my otherwise grown-up party.

700
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,907
I hope it's not
an inconvenience.

701
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,409
Not at all!

702
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,620
Marisol, your fans
are calling for you. Come.

703
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,330
Pardon me.
[ Chuckles ]

704
00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,544
[ Indistinct conversations ]

705
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,254
Oh! Pardon me.

706
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,298
I'm Adrian Powell.

707
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,633
Alexandra.

708
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,134
Do you know Marisol?

709
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,594
No, a friend brought me.

710
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,721
I'm just in town
for a couple days.

711
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,890
What do you do for a living,
Adrian?

712
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:14,767
I'm independently wealthy.

713
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,978
It takes up a lot of my time,
but I find it fulfilling.

714
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,480
And you?

715
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,066
I shouldn't talk about my work
in polite company.

716
00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:23,275
Oh.

717
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,611
So now
you have to tell me.

718
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:29,156
I'm a professional
dominatrix.

719
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,494
I did not see that coming.

720
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:36,580
You don't look like
a dominatrix.

721
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,290
How should I look?

722
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:42,503
Fishnet stockings,
leather corset,

723
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,672
whips and chains?

724
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:46,632
[ Stammers ]

725
00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,343
I suppose so. Yeah.

726
00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:53,097
Pick that up.

727
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,142
All right, Alexandra.

728
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,978
Mistress Alexandra.

729
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,232
On your knees.

730
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:10,531
Ow!

731
00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:19,081
EVELYN: Should be translated
into Spanish, at the very least.

732
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:20,499
[ Chuckles ]
I need you.

733
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,792
Adrian, you're being rude.

734
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,585
What could possibly be
so urgent?

735
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,586
[ Gasps ]

736
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,171
You'll have to excuse us.

737
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,382
Something
seems to have popped up.

738
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,721
[ Breathing heavily ]

739
00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:42,479
I'm so happy
for the two of you.

740
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:43,897
[ Laughs ]

741
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,275
And how clever you were
to adopt an older child.

742
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:47,860
Clever?

743
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,821
You don't have to worry
about getting your figure back.

744
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:52,197
And you get to miss

745
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,199
all the difficult parts
of child rearing.

746
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,576
I can assure you,
we're not missing

747
00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:57,327
all the difficult parts.

748
00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:00,205
No one ever said that being
a parent was easy, Michael.

749
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,124
Excuse me.

750
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:07,880
[ Chuckles ]

751
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,715
I know
it's none of my business,

752
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,884
but it's natural
for a new child

753
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:14,303
to bring some tension
to a marriage.

754
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:15,971
You're right.

755
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,932
It's none of your business.

756
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,666
Good, you're here.

757
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,587
I think
tonight's the night.

758
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:56,094
[ Cellphone chimes ]

759
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,974
Sorry, Gail.

760
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:03,435
Should I personalize it?
Oh, yes.
To my maid Elida.

761
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,103
Oh, that's nice.
I want her to read
about the woman

762
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,356
who cleaned the foyer
with a toothbrush,

763
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,775
'cause I'm hoping
she's gonna take the hint.

764
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:11,610
[ Laughter ]

765
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,070
Yours can read English?

766
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:15,322
I'll give you $5,000 for her
sight unseen.

767
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,615
[ Laughs ]

768
00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,991
That's kind of offensive.
Oh, come on.

769
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,827
You know how hard it is
to find good help.

770
00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:21,495
That's what your whole book
is about.

771
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:22,955
That's not
what it's about.

772
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,206
WOMAN: I'd give anything

773
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,958
for a maid that didn't steal
from me.

774
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:28,460
Hell, I'd settle for one
that just isn't stupid.

775
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,171
Well, if they weren't stupid,
they wouldn't be maids.

776
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,382
Okay, that's it.

777
00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:37,636
These women that you take
such pleasure in deriding,

778
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,721
they work their asses off.

779
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,599
They literally get on
their hands and knees for you.

780
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,227
And you think that makes you
better than them?

781
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:47,020
Well, it doesn't.

782
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:52,192
These women may not have money,
but they do have class,

783
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:54,486
which is more than I can say
for you people.

784
00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:58,407
Marisol!
Where are you going?

785
00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:00,701
This has all been lovely,
Evelyn,

786
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,036
but I think
I'm at the wrong party.

787
00:36:11,295 --> 00:36:12,754
[ Indistinct conversations ]

788
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,214
Carmen.

789
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:16,091
Am I too late?

790
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,759
I'd love to see Rosie.

791
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:20,971
What about your big party
and all your fancy people?

792
00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:23,724
They're not my people.

793
00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:25,058
You are.

794
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,894
You mean that?

795
00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:30,439
Carmen, I am so, so sorry.

796
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:31,982
I did not mean to ignore you.

797
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:34,443
I guess I just --
I got caught up in all of this.

798
00:36:34,443 --> 00:36:37,988
It's okay.
I guess I did, too.

799
00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,114
Oh?

800
00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:42,367
I broke up
with Sebastien.

801
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,161
You were right, Marisol.

802
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,246
I became someone
I didn't respect.

803
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:47,956
I'm so sorry.

804
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:51,460
The only bad part is now
I don't have a place to live.

805
00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,961
Well, I have
an empty guest room.

806
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,046
No, no.
I-I couldn't impose.

807
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,216
Oh, hell.
I'm desperate.

808
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,509
I'm imposing!

809
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,303
Good!
Come over tonight.

810
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:04,556
In fact, I have an idea
that I'd love to run by you.

811
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:08,226
Idea for what?
The next chapter of my life.

812
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,561
[ Laughs ]

813
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,604
Okay...

814
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:12,814
Hi, guys!

815
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:14,232
Hey!

816
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,945
[ Indistinct conversations ]

817
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:20,280
Cheers, my love.

818
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,075
To a fabulous party.

819
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,370
And a happy ending
for us both.

820
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:27,704
[ Chuckles ]

821
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:32,042
So, tell me.
What got into you this evening?

822
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:33,794
I trust
you're not complaining.

823
00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:35,420
Oh, on the contrary.

824
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,256
I'm hoping
for a repeat performance.

825
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,676
You think
it was the music?

826
00:37:40,676 --> 00:37:43,929
Perhaps a certain food
you were eating?

827
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:47,391
Actually, I met the most
fascinating woman.

828
00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:48,684
Oh, my God.

829
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:51,561
I had sex
with another woman's erection?

830
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:54,856
But the orgasm was all yours.
You were thinking about
this other woman the whole time?

831
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,316
Not the woman, the pain.
What?

832
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,985
She's a dominatrix.

833
00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:01,655
She stepped on my hand.
It was a revelation.

834
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:04,282
I think I've heard enough.

835
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,785
But I discovered the solution
to our problem.

836
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,578
You just have to be
cruel to me.

837
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,038
It shouldn't be that hard.

838
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,581
You're practically
a dominatrix already.

839
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,250
You disgust me, Adrian!

840
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,459
Yes, like that!

841
00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:16,169
I am going to bed now,

842
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:19,131
and you can sleep
on the couch tonight.

843
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,882
We have nine
other bedrooms.

844
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,843
Couch!

845
00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,720
[ Sighs ]

846
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:33,103
[ Siren wailing in distance ]

847
00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,526
[ Doorbell buzzes ]

848
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,948
Hi. I'm looking
for the Velvet Whip.

849
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:47,075
Am I in the right place?

850
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,326
Shut up, worm.

851
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,455
I'll take that as a yes.

852
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,088
Mi amor.

853
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:02,174
What did you
want to talk to me about?

854
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,800
Why don't you sit?

855
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,220
[ Chuckles ]

856
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,930
You're making me
a little nervous.

857
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,016
That makes two of us.

858
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,561
I'm pregnant.

859
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:15,562
Wait, what?

860
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:17,189
I know it's crazy.

861
00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,357
Oh, my God.
You're pregnant?

862
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,400
Ah!

863
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,568
Whoa! Whoa, wait!

864
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:22,569
[ Laughs ]

865
00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,570
Javi --

866
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:24,946
You're pregnant!

867
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:27,074
My -- My heart is bursting
out of my chest!

868
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:29,201
So, you're happy
about this, but --

869
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:30,619
I'm thrilled!

870
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:33,080
This is all I ever wanted,

871
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,750
to have a child
with the woman I love.

872
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:40,462
Oh, my God.
Am I really going to be a dad?

873
00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:45,801
Yes.

874
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:49,054
Yes, you are.

875
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,896
[ Door opens ]

876
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:12,661
Hi.
Oh, G-God! Blanca.

877
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:14,788
You said I could move my things
in here tonight.

878
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:18,250
Right. I did.
What's wrong?

879
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,001
Uh, there's a mess
in the living room.

880
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:21,545
I was just going
to clean it up.

881
00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:23,255
Oh, well, that's okay.
I've got it.

882
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:24,923
No, I can't let you do that.
No, it's fine.
Trust me.

883
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,591
Whatever it is,
I'm sure I've seen worse.

884
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,635
I can do it.
No. Oh, Blanca, wait.

885
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,357
What the hell happened
in here?

886
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,998
Oh, for heaven's sake.

887
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,919
Get out of my roses!

888
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:04,087
Ugh. Mangy mutt.

889
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:05,338
[ Clapping ] Go on!

890
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,882
Go on!

891
00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:08,425
Go on, get!

892
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:10,844
Go on! Get! Get!

893
00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:12,137
[ Dog barks ]

894
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,305
[ Sighs ]