SARAH: We're clones.
We're someone's experiment and they're killing us off.
I bet you could bounce me like a ball.
-(HORN HONKING) -Mira saw you screwing my husband!
(CHOKING AND GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
You came into my house and probed my wife.
-I quit! -(GUNSHOT)
(GRUNTS)
Who's the science now, bitch?
Mr Pozinho, what about that refund?
I got refund.
MK is dead.
-I don't wanna go with you! -Enough!
-I'm going with Rachel! -No, that's enough!
We're going to take such good care of you.
WOMAN: (SCREAMING) Oh, my goodness!
(PANTING) Stick in baby.
-(SCREAMING) -Now, where's Helena?
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hendrix, that was quite the feat. I mean, I have to unbutton here.
-(DONNIE CHUCKLES) -Was that a cream cheese frosting?
-I don't know. Is it? -Oh, you are evil, Alison Hendrix.
-I'll email you the recipe. -(WHISPERS) No, you will not!
-Hey. She's so tough. -(ALL LAUGHING)
(RINGING)
-Hello. -(OVER PHONE) Hey, Alison, it's Beth.
I told you not to call me any more.
Look, you know ignoring this isn't gonna make it go away, okay?
I warned you when we met...
Beth, we look alike. That's it. This other C-word business,
I... I don't even know what to say about it.
It's hokum, okay? (CHUCKLES)
(ALISON STAMMERING)
-Alison... -Um...
Yeah. Great!
All sold. Raffle tickets? Sold! (LAUGHS) Great!
Okay, bye.
You have been phone fussing all night.
Have you got something going on the side?
What?
(BOTH WHISPER INDISTINCTLY)
(CLEARS THROAT)
So, guys, er...
Aynsley and I have a little proposition for the two of you.
We've been thinking that it's time to shake things up a little bit.
(CHUCKLES)
(BOTH STAMMERING)
-Oh. No. (CHUCKLES) -Oh, my God!
ALL: No, no, no.
Okay, what we were thinking, ahem, was a little...
Magic mushrooms.
Yeah, no, I can't.
I... I tried them once and they went right to my bowels.
-(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES) -Oh, Donnie, come on.
No, Alison and I, we prefer to stick to alcohol poisoning, right?
-Is everything okay there, hon? -Yeah, yeah.
(CHAD CLEARS THROAT)
Why don't we open up a Merlot?
Hmm?
You know what? Let's do it.
-Oh! Yes. -Let's do it. Yeah.
That is what I'm talking about, Hendrix.
-Right here. Boom. -Yeah.
(ALL LAUGHING)
COSIMA: Are you sure about this?
BETH: (OVER PHONE) She's in denial. She needs to see another face.
Yeah, but you're basically asking me to, like, drop a bomb
in the middle of a Norman Rockwell painting.
Yeah.
Just get it over with.
Okay.
(SIGHS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
MR FRONTENAC: We need Helena's location, and you're going to tell me.
So, where did she go, Mr Hendrix?
I already told you. I don't know.
Abandoned you, did she?
-Like you abandoned me in the woods. -I didn't abandon you, Alison.
-Look, Mister... -Frontenac.
Right. Tell Rachel, when you found me, I was looking for Helena.
No, tell Rachel that Helena is not gonna let her suck
stem cells out of her babies.
Not exactly a scientist are you, Mrs Hendrix?
I studied kinesiology.
Cosima is a real scientist, and a very valuable one.
Sarah and Helena are fertile.
Biologically priceless. And then there's you.
(SIGHS) I'm a mother.
And a homemaker.
As you go back today to your vapid existence,
I want you to consider your worth.
Because even MK had more value than you.
My hand is purple and it makes the air all fuzzy.
I'm seeing tracers.
Why are my socks wet?
DONNIE: Okay, cold water for everyone.
Yeah? Got ice in it and everything.
And I've got Poison Control on speed dial.
Donnie, Donnie, bruh,
-have a beer, take your shirt off. -What? No.
(LAUGHING)
(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)
-It's Alison's mystery man again. -What?
ALISON: No, no, no.
DONNIE: Honey, don't you think
-maybe we should be turning that off? -No.
I have to get the raffle tickets.
Wait, wait. Uh, wait, wait, wait. What about the buddy system?
-No, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine. -Okay.
COSIMA: Alison.
Hey.
Christmas, I have a new person.
I... I know. I'm sorry.
-You're the other one. -Yeah, I'm Cosima.
Um, I know. I'm sorry about this whole ambush thing.
It was totally Beth's idea.
She just thought it would be a good idea for you to see
another one of us.
You have a nose ring.
Yeah. Brilliant observation.
-And we are so completely different. -I know.
Which you may find totally freaky, but I find it...
(LAUGHING) I find it so fascinating!
-(SIGHS DEEPLY) -(LAUGHING)
Like, this is you. And I'm...
From Berkeley.
-Okay? -I don't even know what that means.
And, like, Beth is a cop.
Right?
You know, but genetically speaking, we're all... We're all family.
Who are we, really?
Yeah, that's the existential question, isn't it?
But what Beth is proposing is that we all get together.
Hang out all the time.
Okay? And you're just gonna, like, stay with us. We're going to talk.
-We're gonna talk, talk, talk about it. -Whoa, no! No, never, whoa.
Are you high? 'Cause your eyes are like saucers.
-I can't deal with this right now. -Ali... All right.
Shit.
(SIGHS)
(WHISPERS) Oh, MK.
I could have done something.
Sar... Sarah, I could have been a decoy or something.
Alison, they were watching you two.
I think we all just need to lay low today. Regroup.
That sounds like a pretty good idea to me.
Yes, just go back to my useless life like I've been told to.
Honey. Honey.
Kira, want to give me... Hey.
She just...
She needs a bit of space, love.
So do you. I will bring her to Dyad.
She won't even tell me what Rachel did to her,
and I'm meant to send her back there.
I know it's not easy, but keep the faith.
We're not without allies.
Stay here.
Chain yourself to your sister today.
ALISON: Donnie, I'm not in the mood for the church fall fun fair.
Not with Nona Walker in charge.
Honey, we are still the entertainment.
I'm doing my dance, and we are singing our duet, right?
* Ain't no mountain high enough
* Ain't no valley...
Okay. Honey, come on.
What is the fall fun fair without Team Hendrix?
I can't stop thinking about MK and Cosima out there all alone.
(SIGHS) Why do I love my sisters so much when they've ruined my life?
Hey, your life isn't ruined.
It's just waiting for you to come back and sparkle it up.
You're right. You're right.
-I made this fair what it is today. -Yeah.
And I won't be side-lined by Nona Walker.
-Well, not what I meant... -Get dressed, full regalia.
-I'll be at the church. -Er...
-Hi. -Hi.
Let's put the drinks on the dessert table.
-Right over there? -Or no, maybe with the side dishes.
I'm sorry. I know it's heavy. Does that seem good?
Side dishes...
Uh, drinks always on a separate table. That way, you avoid a logjam.
Good.
Alison, you're early. The fair doesn't start for another hour.
Well, it may not start at all at this rate. Where are we here?
Okay, so, let's just take a big breath, dear. Okay?
-Excuse me? -Well, they said that you might do this.
Try to undermine me.
(LAUGHS) Who said that?
Well, Eilleen and Nina and Nancy and... Well, everybody.
And I said, "No, Alison's not like that."
So, for your sake, let's just not prove them right, okay?
-Okay. -Great! Maybe next year, Alison.
(EXHALES)
That one goes on the hot dog table.
-Nona. -Alison, you're still here?
I... I wanted to apologise to you.
I've not been myself lately.
My family and my reputation, you know, so... (SIGHS)
Just feeling a little useless. (CHUCKLES)
-Oh, golly. -You must be parched.
You're working so hard. Have a drink.
That's very thoughtful of you. Thank you.
-No problem. -Alison, welcome.
I hope you're not too dispirited about the changing of the guard.
Uh, no! No, Nona and I have worked it out.
Well, God bless. He sees your deeds big and small.
So you can take solace in that.
-NONA: Mmm-hmm. -Uh-uh!
I just realised that I have had this in my car for weeks.
The paraffins alone would've killed you.
I'll get you a different one.
Aldous was so proud when he published this book.
And yet P.T. Westmorland told me he wrote it,
and Aldous just dumbed it down.
I didn't know that.
Well, the imaging alone shows the foetus had a rapid and unexplained recovery.
Yes. Helena's children could prove even more vital then Kira.
Donnie Hendrix may be holding back regarding Helena.
Well, we have more persuasive leverage, don't we?
I'll instruct the detectives.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Detective Bell. What's going on?
You tell me.
I am highland dancing later today.
-Is that breaching my bail conditions? -We have a search warrant.
For what? I... I've already been charged.
This isn't about drug trafficking, Donnie.
It's about a bunch of dead Portuguese gangsters
and one seriously bloody paper cutter.
Oh, come on.
This is a... This is a shakedown.
Step aside, Braveheart.
Alison, what are you doing here?
Uh, I'm loving my neighbours, Eilleen, and trying not to judge.
CHAD: And we all miss her.
Hi, Chad.
Hi, Jake. Hi, Esmee. We...
-I haven't seen you since... -The funeral, yeah.
Right. Right.
I... I'm so sorry, you guys. I...
We miss you on Black Oak Drive.
We're up at Aynsley's mothers' now.
Uh...
Pretty much just focussed on taking care of my VIPs here, huh?
-Yeah. -We're gonna go get the hot dogs now.
Okay.
(ALISON SIGHS)
Yeah, she really was pretty, huh?
ALISON: Yeah. Yeah.
Do you ever feel like this is somehow our fault?
What are you talking about?
It was an accident.
She kicked me out of the house because we had an affair.
If anyone had been home, they could've saved her.
(SIGHS DEEPLY) You don't know that.
And we can't change the past.
Yeah.
It's good to see you, Alison.
-(LAUGHING) -(IMITATING ENGINE)
ALISON: Why do I have this face?
I could've been born with many faces.
I could've been a cop or I could've been a scientist.
But I wound up microwaving mini pizzas and chauffeuring kids to circus camp.
Why this life?
Because we're happy?
You're so normal.
You golf, and you watch TV, and you...
Commute.
Sometimes you look at me so strangely,
it's like our entire life is a lie.
I googled "bad mushroom trip" and it said,
in a couple of hours, you should be right back to normal.
-Okay? -Okay.
-Uh-oh. -(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Bad energy in here.
Look, guys, Alison is...
(WHISPERS) No bueno right now.
(WHISPERS) Oh! Oh, sweetie, no.
It's just your senses opening up like a flower.
I don't feel like a flower.
No, sweetie, come outside.
Come feel the grass.
-It's so beautiful. -Yeah.
Yeah.
Be careful with her.
I've said it 100 times. I don't know where Helena is.
Anything on here?
Child porn, tax evasion...
-(INHALES SHARPLY) Pouchy's client list? -No.
-I have to call my wife. -I need that cell phone as well.
-Are you backing this play? -Donnie.
Please.
I'm expected on stage at the fall fun fair.
So go, dance with the stars.
No law says you have to stick around.
Are we cool, Donnie?
Yeah, we're cool.
(WHISPERS) Just keep 'em out of the garage.
RACHEL: Do you remember your car accident, Kira?
Yeah.
Mrs S said it was a miracle.
What if I told you
it might not be a miracle at all?
It might actually be something in your genes.
That's what Auntie Cosima thinks.
Yes, she would.
I have a present for you.
Another very special creature.
(GASPS) A mouse.
-Mmm-hmm. -Aw.
RACHEL: This is a spiny mouse.
This mouse has a remarkable ability to grow back its own skin and fur.
How?
That is the mystery.
Can I pick him up?
Sure.
He's evolved this way so that when he's grasped by a predator,
he slides right out of his own skin and escapes.
(SQUEAKING)
I think it's rather painless.
Everybody says I can't trust you.
Do you?
This is fun.
(GIGGLES)
Kira's already turning her back on me.
She thinks Rachel's gonna teach her who she is
and I'm just this bitch who just says no.
-No. -Yes.
Bum in chair.
-You are sitting for me. -I'm not sitting for you.
Yes, you are sitting for me because that's what Benj does,
and I know that's agony for you,
but then, let's do something constructive with that.
(SIGHS) Why do you insist on painting naked?
It's my process and you have no influence on it.
So just relax.
-Eyes forward. -(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Great. Just be natural.
Ramone!
-You! You ripped us off! -Mrs Hendrix.
Kellerman fronted us those pills and you left us holding the bag.
What? That's not true. That product was bought and paid for.
-You are... -(GRUNTS)
You are not gonna weasel me this time.
-I want my 35 grand. -Whoa, just hold on.
Would I come here, to your church, if I scammed you?
Just consider the possibility
that Kellerman saw you for the rookie you were and took advantage.
(SIGHS) We got taken.
He's a snake. I should've warned you.
I'm such a colossal failure at everything.
Well, you're not to me, Mrs Hendrix.
Can I, uh, help take the edge off?
No! No, absolutely not.
God, I haven't had a drink in ages. (CHUCKLES)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
You know, the woman I was a year ago would not recognise the woman I am today.
Who are you, huh?
Yeah. Now I'm the party supplies guy...
-Mmm! -...living in my parents' basement again.
Just promise me
you will not end up in Bailey Downs in ten years
wondering what the hell happened to your life.
A toke, Mrs Hendrix?
F it.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
AYNSLEY: Look at the stars.
Some of them are so far away
that they've died before the light even reaches us.
Aynsley,
do you think this is all there is for us?
-Bailey Downs? -(CHUCKLES)
-You laughing at me? -No. No, sweetie.
I hear you.
Sometimes I fantasise about jumping in my car and just driving away.
I mean, who knows what's out there for me?
Exactly.
But, Ali, this is a great neighbourhood.
I mean, our lives are filled with joy and kids and barbeques.
But if you really feel like there's some other purpose for you,
you should trust that.
Whoo!
-Whoo! -RAMONE: Oh, Mrs Hendrix!
(LAUGHING)
-Whoo! -Alison, what are you doing?
Donnie. Donnie, I'm so high. (PANTING)
I mean, I'm so...
(WHISPERS) I'm so high, Donnie.
Is that Ramone?
You little shit.
Mr Hendrix, I swear I didn't rip you off.
-I swear. -No, it was Kellerman at the Faraway Ice.
-Alison, come here. -Talk to the bouncing hand, Donnie.
Alison, would you please come out here?
-Yeah, hurry up. It's my turn now! -(ALISON GIGGLING)
Okay. Whoa! Oh, wow.
Thank you. Check complete.
-Oh! -WOMAN: Okay, kids...
What is your problem, Donnie?
My problem? Oh, I don't know. Just Neo Police searching our house.
-What? Police? -Yeah.
-Why? -They're trying to tie us to Pouchy.
ALISON: Ugh!
Well, there's no evidence tying us to Pouchy, is there?
No, but there are a few bodies buried in the garage.
What do you think happens when Rachel discovers that I killed Leekie?
Well, I didn't shoot him in the face, did I?
No, you only let Aynsley Norris strangle to death.
I thought she was my monitor.
And that turned out to be you.
Hey, I'm not proud of what I did.
Enger.
Oh, shit.
(GARAGE DOOR CLOSES)
Planting evidence?
Whoops.
-Is that blood from the Chino crime scene? -Yeah.
Bloody clothes.
You know the Hendrixes didn't do it, Maddy.
Hmm. There's the irony. I think we both know who did.
Helena.
I added clone blood in there, too.
Tie the wife to the crime... (SIGHS)
The husband spills Helena's location.
Huh.
That kind of looks like a grave, don't it?
ENGER: Yes, ma'am. I'm on it.
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
(GROANS)
Alison. Alison?
It's Donnie.
Donnie, what... What's going on?
Uh, you know, I'm at the church fair.
Alison is blottoed and the cops are searching my house.
Well, uh, is Art there?
Yes, he was.
I don't know if he can, but I told him to keep them out of the garage.
With its occupants.
Oh, shit. Leekie.
And Helena's dead CASTOR. Don't forget about him.
-Donnie, are you saying Alison's relapsed? -Yes.
With her teenage dealer.
Balls to ass. They need an intervention. We've got to go.
Uh, wait there. We're coming.
Okay, thank you.
(exhales)
Mmm.
Oh, yeah.
(SQUEAKING)
Homework, young lady?
It's all done.
-Impressive. -(CHUCKLES)
What time is Mom coming home?
Soon, I hope.
She said she'd be home by now.
I know.
You wanna talk about what you and Rachel did today?
No.
Okay.
Why don't you get ready for bed?
Okay.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
CHAD: Alison?
Hey, Chad.
May, uh, I sit?
Sure.
You used to call me Hendrix.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
Yeah. I used to do a lot of things, huh?
Hey, are you okay?
No. (SIGHS)
Something I should have told you about Aynsley's death.
Oh, look, uh, you don't have to say anything.
No, you have to hear me.
It was my fault.
-I'm responsible, Chad. -No, no, no, uh...
I shouldn't have said anything back there. I'm sorry. That was stupid.
You guys had your problems, okay? But those were...
Those were best friend problems.
Like I... She loved you.
She loved you so much.
(ALISON SNIFFLES)
We can't change what happened,
but if we wanna honour Aynsley,
we have to move forward.
Thank you.
I should find Donnie before I miss his performance.
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
(APPLAUSE)
(CROWD CLAPPING ALONG)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Oh, Donnie.
(GROANS)
(CROWD GASPS)
The weirdest people get one.
-(DONNIE GROANS) -(CROWD MURMURING)
Oh, God.
-(BAGPIPES RESUME) -(DONNIE GROANS)
(DONNIE GROANS)
-Oh! -(CROWD GASPS)
Hey, Donnie. Donnie.
-Donnie, wake up. -WOMAN: Oh, my God, no.
I'm right here. I'm right here. Wake up.
Wake up, Donnie.
-Get up. Felix? -Yes.
Just in the nick of time.
-What's he under? -Uh, half a bottle of lorazepam.
Holy shit.
-Is he okay? -ALISON: Yes.
He's fine. He's just been dealing with a medical condition.
Looks like they're both alkies.
I'm sorry?
I may have my demons, but don't you dare go after my Donnie.
All right. You know what? It's all right.
No, I know exactly what you all think of me.
Well, I'm not just a boozer. I'm a pill popper, too.
That's right, and half of you bought them from me.
(CROWD MURMURING)
Oh, God.
ALISON: Don't pretend you're so innocent.
You're hypocrites!
All of you, hypocrites! Nona, I see you.
You know, I've given my heart to this community.
And I can't help but feel a little bit hurt
that you're pushing me to the side, but you know...
(EXHALES)
I've atoned for my sins.
And I have a life that is so much bigger than Bailey Downs.
I'm part of a sisterhood
that you couldn't even begin to understand.
And thank God you never will.
(GRUNTS)
Where are you going?
Going to take a leak.
-You leave the seat up for me? -(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
-Hey, Art. -What the hell is going on?
We're so sorry you're in this position.
See, "We". That's the problem. I'm not just looking out for you any more.
I know, I know. Look, Rachel can't know what's in there.
Okay? You have to stall 'em.
Stall 'em? Girl, we're halfway to China over there.
Who's even in there anyway? Duko?
No, no, no. S... S got rid of that body.
Do you think she would bury him in the Hendrix garage?
Then who is it?
Sarah, I've lost my line right now.
I need to know.
It's bad, but not for you, okay?
It's Dr Leekie. Donnie killed him.
-(RETCHES) -Oh!
What about Art, Sarah? Doesn't he have some option?
He's as twisted up as you are, Alison.
This is my fault.
I'm the one that shot Dr Lee... (RETCHES)
Leekie.
Sarah, what's Rachel gonna do when she discovers decapitated Leekie?
She's gonna come after all of us.
Okay, I'll tell them.
-Tell them what? -Where Helena is.
You knew all along?
Mmm-hmm.
She made me swear not to tell anyone but Sarah.
No. No. We're not giving up where Helena is.
No, of course not.
Well, I'm sorry, I don't know how to get us out of this.
That's okay. This is our doing.
(SIGHS)
-Rachel should know that. -DONNIE: Mmm.
-Can you take him home, please? -Yeah? What are you gonna do?
Gonna make myself useful for once.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
Yes?
(CHUCKLES) Alison Hendrix is here.
Well done, Mr Frontenac.
(ENGER GRUNTS)
(SQUELCHING)
Ooh! Found the squishy.
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
Alison Hendrix. At last we meet.
Yes. Well, I suppose my entire life is filed away here somewhere?
It is. Not that I've paid much attention to it.
I know you look down on me, Rachel.
You probably wonder why on Earth my sisters even bothered with me.
But I've been in this fight since the beginning.
With Beth. Even before Sarah.
And I'm in it for the long haul.
(COUGHS)
Well,
looks like we're missing something.
Ugh!
(PANTING)
It was an accident.
Dr Leekie pushed Donnie over the edge and...
And he didn't have basic firearm safety.
Aldous Leekie is buried in your garage?
Minus the head, which was donated to science.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
For most of my life,
I hated Aldous.
But I chose not to kill him.
The other body. Who is it?
A CASTOR.
Tell me Helena's location and this all goes away.
Even if I knew where she was, I wouldn't tell you.
This isn't our problem. It's yours.
So, go ahead. File murder charges against us.
It all leads back to you and your office.
Do you really think your new boss would want all that attention on Neolution?
Here.
Get them out of my house.
Get them out of my house!
-(OVER PHONE) Enger. -It's Rachel.
Something's come up on my end.
I need to know what you've found, Detective.
Ma'am, there's a body here, but, um, we can't ID it just yet.
What, uh... What would you like us to do?
Well,
dispose of the bodies discretely
and put the garage back in order.
Okay, I'll stand down.
Looks like the Hendrixes squirmed out of this one.
What would you have me do with you now?
Do whatever you want with me.
But leave Helena alone.
I should like to put my hands around your neck and squeeze.
Then we're not so different, you and I.
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
(EXHALES)
(CHUCKLES) You did it, hon.
You went toe to toe with Rachel Duncan
and didn't give up where Helena is hiding.
Hey. What's wrong?
I just... I feel like
I've been rattling around my own skin for some time.
And I think I've finally popped loose.
I need to go away for a while.
Huh.
You're my rock.
I'm not leaving. I'm just... (SNIFFLES)
I need to see the kids and, uh,
and see who I am outside of all of this.
(VOICE BREAKING) You mean, like a yoga retreat?
No, I don't know what my destination is. I just need...
-I know this is right. -Yeah.
Oh.
I know there's something you want, one-eye wonder.
-(CHUCKLES) Really? -(CHUCKLES)
-You wanna do this? -Mmm-hmm.
Okay. Uh...
* Ain't no mountain high Ain't no valley low
* Ain't no river wide enough, baby
* If you need me, call me
* No matter where you are
* No matter how far
* Don't worry, baby
* Just call my name I'll be there in a hurry
(HUMMING)
* Don't have to worry
* 'Cause, baby There ain't no mountain high enough
* Ain't no valley low enough
* Ain't no river wide enough
* To keep me from getting to you, babe *
I have a lead. It's your best chance at helping Kira.
-Who's the mark? -Elizabeth Perkins.
(GASPS)
WOMAN: It's a secure facility, but we're gonna make them talk.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
I'm not dead. Why?
-Please tell me this didn't... -Didn't what? Tell me everything?
(MAN GROWLING)
Stay out of the woods.
DONNIE AND ALISON: * I remember the day I set you free
* I told you you could always Count on me, darling
* From that day on, I made a vow
* I'll be there when you want me Some way, somehow
ALISON: Sing it, Donnie.
* 'Cause, baby There ain't no mountain high enough
* Ain't no valley low enough
* Ain't no river wide enough
* To keep me from getting to you *