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[ eric screaming ]

2
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[ funk music plays ]

3
00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:11,075
♪♪

4
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[ clattering ]

5
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[ screaming continues ]

6
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[ ragtime piano music plays ]

7
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Aah! Aah!

8
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[ screaming continues ]

9
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[ funk music plays ]

10
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♪♪

11
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[ suspenseful music plays ]

12
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[ gunshots ]

13
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Aah! Aah!

14
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[ clang ]
ohh!

15
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Ow! Ohh!

16
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[ sizzling ]
aaaaah!

17
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[ groaning ]

18
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Who put that there, man?

19
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[ screaming ]

20
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[ zapping ]

21
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Ohh!

22
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[ explosion ]

23
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[ funk music continues ]

24
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[ panting ]

25
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[ objects clattering, scraping ]

26
00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,998
♪ gimme the mic,
I'm gonna fight ya ♪

27
00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,333
♪ gonna fight ya,
gonna fight ya ♪

28
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♪ gimme the mic,
I'm gonna fight ya ♪

29
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♪ gonna fight ya,
gonna fight ya, fight ya ♪

30
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[ applause ]
check this out.

31
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[ horse whinnies ]

32
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[ applause ]

33
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There's no such thing
as coincidence.

34
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You didn't stumble
upon this show by accident.

35
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Ah, ah, ahhh!

36
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[ breathing shakily ]

37
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[ applause ]

38
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Life...
[inhales deeply]

39
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...Is an illusion.

40
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Hey, man.
Drink that candle.

41
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The beginning...

42
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A conclusion.

43
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[ slurps ] argh!

44
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Man: Yeah!

45
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Welcome to sexy season six.

46
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[bleep] you.

47
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I regret
giving birth to you.

48
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[southern accent] howdy, y'all.
I'm a goober driver.

49
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Do you mind
sitting in the back?

50
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How you doing?
Pretty good.

51
00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:03,988
Now, you need a charger?
Uh...

52
00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:05,657
A charger?
Yeah.

53
00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,360
Hey, buster brown.
Check out my booger collection.

54
00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,998
I have a little bit
of sugar in a bag,

55
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Got some corn syrup...

56
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Drink this stuff
straight up.

57
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Why?

58
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[ gulps ] mm.
I'm from america.

59
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Oh, shit, my cajun
dispatcher's calling me.

60
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[ speaking indistinctly
in cajun accent ]

61
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[ tires squealing ]
whoo-whee!

62
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[ laughs ]
I told you I could do it!

63
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Oh, dang, I dropped
all my skittles.

64
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Hey, stop, stop,
stop, stop!

65
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[ tires screech,
objects clatter ]

66
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Is you doin' that
or is it me?

67
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-Stop!
-Stop!

68
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Goober!
[ radio beeps ]

69
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[ speaking indistinctly
in cajun accent ]

70
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[ tires screeching,
indistinct shouting ]

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Wait, wait, wait.
No, no.

72
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That's not safe.
That's not safe.

73
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Stop!
Put on your brake!

74
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I want to go in the back
with you.

75
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No, just -- stop!

76
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[ tires screech ]

77
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No! Stop!

78
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♪ goober driver, dang dun' do ♪

79
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♪♪

80
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Oh, oh, oh!

81
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Our next guest
started in porn.

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Mia khalifa!

83
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[ cheers and applause ]

84
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Get yo' black ass out here,
girl!

85
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Mia, mia,
pumpkin eatah.

86
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Had a wife,
but couldn't khalifa.

87
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Mia, thank you
for being here.

88
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Want some lotion?

89
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Mm, you first.

90
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You gotta moisturize
your insides.

91
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[ gasps ] no!

92
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[ gulps ]

93
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Oh, it's rough.

94
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[ sniffs ]
oh!

95
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Well, you're
a professional.

96
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[ applause ]

97
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You're a staunch
anti-masker.

98
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No, I'm not.

99
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That's what it said
in my notes.

100
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That's not true.

101
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It said it online.
No.

102
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Do not spread
malicious rumors like that.

103
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I'm not an anti-masker.
It says right here
in my notes

104
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That you're anti-mask.
I'm triple vaxxed.

105
00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,842
I saw one of those
sex ed videos you did.

106
00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,110
[ audience awws ]
sure, I learned a ton,

107
00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:06,911
But what high school
is buying those?

108
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:07,980
Oh. Ohh.

109
00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:10,315
You were a muslim woman
in a porno.

110
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And then isis threatened
to charlie hebdo you.

111
00:04:12,787 --> 00:04:13,786
[ laughs ] yeah.

112
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And then you
tweeted back at isis,

113
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"you can take this hijab
and shove it."

114
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I did not!
[ laughing ] how did you
come up with that?

115
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I did not!

116
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[bleep]
you're gonna get me killed!

117
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[ loud bang ]
[ screams ]

118
00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:25,130
[ elevator music plays ]

119
00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,732
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

120
00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,468
[ grunting ]

121
00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:30,935
Hey! Help me!

122
00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,737
Excuse me. Can you help me?
Come on over!
Need a hand?

123
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I'm short-staffed, and I've got
to get him to the van.

124
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I just need you
to help me out with him.

125
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!

126
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

127
00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,280
[ horns honking ]
uh! Ooh!

128
00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,615
Grab that!

129
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,749
[ man groaning ]

130
00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,218
Grab --
hold his hand.
Why?

131
00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:48,821
I'm sorry, man.
It's my first day as an ems.

132
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Hold this upright.

133
00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:53,425
Oh, jesus.
His taurine levels are low.

134
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-Taurine him.
-His what?

135
00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,095
No, you shouldn't
even do that.

136
00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,096
Aah!

137
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Putting monster
in this thing.

138
00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,834
[ blows landing ]
right in the balls, dude.

139
00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:03,235
Can you help me?
I-I can't.

140
00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:05,037
I'm not trained for that.
Can you [bleep] help me?

141
00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,371
Or are you just
gonna stand there?

142
00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,972
Look, I'm telling you,
I'm not trained for that.

143
00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,574
Jesus.
Whoa, whoa!

144
00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,443
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

145
00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:14,312
Oh, shit.
[ man groaning ]

146
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,249
Shit. Help me, man!
Do something, man.
I'm gonna call 911.

147
00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,583
I am 911!

148
00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,252
I just need
my heart medication.

149
00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:21,319
Ohh! Ohh!

150
00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,454
Why are you taking
the medication?

151
00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,122
Well, I got to take them
'cause I'm nervous.

152
00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,390
So, what do you want me
to help you do?

153
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Get him in here!
Alright.

154
00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,527
The guy's a mess.
Help! Help! Help us!

155
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Help us, help us!

156
00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,196
Press on his chest.
Press on his chest.

157
00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,797
I've got to give him cpr.
I just need my heart medica--

158
00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:35,934
Ah, god!
Making these paddles too long!

159
00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,602
Don't you die on me!
Clear!

160
00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,604
[ zapping ]

161
00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:40,673
I don't know
what the [bleep] I'm doing.

162
00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,607
Hold his hand.
Hold his hand.

163
00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:45,009
Say a prayer.
Massage his scalp or something!

164
00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,079
What, why do you want me
to massage his head?

165
00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:48,346
Lift his legs!
What's going on?

166
00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,948
Oh!

167
00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,217
Sir, it's against the law
to interfere with
a medical operation.

168
00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,618
No, we're not interfering.
He's asked us for help.

169
00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,887
Yeah, he's asking us
for help.

170
00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:56,488
No, I don't know these guys!
They're strangers.

171
00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:58,356
You asked me to help you!
I did not ask you to help!

172
00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,558
Does this guy
look helped?

173
00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,825
[ slurping ]

174
00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,762
Look, he's drinking blood.
I'm [bleep] starving!

175
00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:04,697
Announcer:
"I'm not trained for that!"

176
00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:05,698
Only on fox.

177
00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,165
Woman:
I'm not trained for that!

178
00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:08,366
Don't call him steve urkel.

179
00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,434
He's sick of it.

180
00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:10,835
Jaleel white.

181
00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,105
[ cheers and applause ]

182
00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:14,506
What's up, wild man?

183
00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,475
[ speaking indistinctly ]

184
00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,711
-What's up, man?
-Good to see you.

185
00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,380
-Urkel.
-Huh?
-Urkel.

186
00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,047
-[as urkel] did I do that?
-Yeah!

187
00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:27,319
Now, jaleel
shaquille o'neal white!

188
00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,787
[ cheers and applause ]

189
00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,924
I heard that steve urkel's
just your larry king impression?

190
00:06:31,926 --> 00:06:33,658
[ laughing ]

191
00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,659
[ coughing ]

192
00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:35,928
Now, you're 420-friendly.

193
00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:37,730
I'm chill, man, I don't --
I don't want any problems, man.

194
00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:39,197
No, no problem.
We're not cops.

195
00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,599
Ah, you know...
It's legal now.

196
00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,534
I'm starving, man.
I'm on this weird diet.

197
00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,136
What the hell
is going on, man?

198
00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:46,138
[ laughing ] wild!
Oh, amazing.

199
00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,407
[ audience oohs ]
mmm!

200
00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,142
[ both laugh ]

201
00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,277
These things take time.
You know what I mean?

202
00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,278
There you go.

203
00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,880
[ playing recorder ]

204
00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,216
[ recorder shrieks ]

205
00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,752
[ applause ]

206
00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:01,085
My man!

207
00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,154
Tastes like ass.

208
00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,489
-[ gulping ]
-now you're starting something!

209
00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,958
You want some turkey?
I can see it now.

210
00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,359
You got a whole turkey
under there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

211
00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:08,961
Oh, man, it's wild.

212
00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,095
[ laughter ]

213
00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,897
[ alarm beeping ]
oh, shit.

214
00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:16,168
Man, no, no, no,
no, no, no!

215
00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,303
Burnt!
Ah, shit.

216
00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,972
Whoa!

217
00:07:19,974 --> 00:07:21,306
That turkey
wasn't that color

218
00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,775
When he opened it
the first time.

219
00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:24,376
Felipe:
Got to buy a new timer.

220
00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:25,510
The turkey was not
that color.

221
00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,446
I think it's like
a slow and low at 350,

222
00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,314
And I cranked it up
to 500.

223
00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:30,315
This a scary set.

224
00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:31,916
And it really smell burnt
up here now.

225
00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,117
Okay?

226
00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,187
I burned it.
I'm sorry.
Hey, are you okay?

227
00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:36,521
[ bell tolls ]

228
00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:37,522
He's dialed in.

229
00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:38,791
I think --
[ clattering ]

230
00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:39,792
Aw, shit.

231
00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:40,793
Come on, player.

232
00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:42,527
Come on, player.
Come on, player.

233
00:07:42,529 --> 00:07:45,664
Sorry, he's --
our boom guy.
It's alright.

234
00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,931
You're making
the guests uncomfortable.

235
00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:49,067
He's a little strung-out,
you know, it's not his fault.

236
00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,336
Get out of here.
You're high.

237
00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,806
My bad.
[ applause ]

238
00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:54,939
Now, you met bill clinton.

239
00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,941
Chair: Don't put your leg
on me, man!

240
00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,610
[ laughter ]

241
00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,612
Oh, man.
All day!

242
00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,080
Come on, man. We good.
We good, man?

243
00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,215
We good?

244
00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,217
What -- what we doing, man?

245
00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:06,751
What a powerful chair.

246
00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,553
Oh.
You're good.

247
00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,154
This is a different
kind of show, man.

248
00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,289
That chair is chill.

249
00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,426
Hey, jaleel.
You look like an actor.

250
00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:17,162
Ah, you know...
Let me help you,
touch you up.

251
00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,766
What you wiping
on me, dawg?

252
00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,768
Some good stuff.

253
00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,838
Here, you need
a little powder too.

254
00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,308
What you --
what you doing, dawg?

255
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,311
I'm powdering you up,
taking that shine off.

256
00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,780
Eric: You're a little sweaty.
I'm a little sweaty?

257
00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:38,116
Yeah, he's dumbing down
your shine.

258
00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,384
I don't want to be
looking crazy.

259
00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's making you look better.

260
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,655
I know I look crazy now.
No, no, you look great.

261
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,057
-You're like idris elba.
-You look beautiful.

262
00:08:45,059 --> 00:08:46,391
-Yeah, yeah.
-I'm not going out like that.

263
00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,992
You look real pretty,
though.

264
00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:49,461
Eric: Yeah.
You know what?

265
00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:52,997
You can jerk off anything
on this set to completion.

266
00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,666
What?
Like, look.

267
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,601
[ indistinct shouting ]

268
00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:58,203
Isn't that crazy?

269
00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,939
Every single thing on this set.
Look at this one.

270
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,006
Oh, not that one.

271
00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,276
Yeah. There you go.
There you go.

272
00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,144
[ cheers and applause ]

273
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,413
[ squelching ]

274
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,549
Look at this one.
Huge...

275
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,016
[ elevator music plays ]

276
00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,485
[ hip-hop beat plays ]

277
00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:16,221
[ whirring ]

278
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:20,759
♪♪

279
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,228
[ speaking indistinctly ]
[ coins clatter ]

280
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,963
[ dramatic music plays ]

281
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,965
[ whirring ]

282
00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:30,502
♪♪

283
00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,237
[ clang ]
[ woman shouts ]

284
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,506
Don't take my customers.
[ man groaning ]

285
00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:35,874
[bleep] is the matter
with you?

286
00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:41,179
Hey, you saw nothing, okay?
Here, here, here.

287
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,515
Here's a dollar.
Here. Here's a dollar, here.

288
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:45,351
Ma'am, you saw nothing.

289
00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:48,653
I still see nothing.

290
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,188
That's right.
[ siren chirps ]

291
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,190
Excuse me, ma'am.
Did you see this?

292
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,727
You alright? Just take it easy.
Don't try to move too much.

293
00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:56,328
[ radio beeps ]
yeah, dispatcher, I got a --

294
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:59,197
[ shouting, grunting ]

295
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,199
I don't [bleep] around
with anybody.

296
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,936
[ men groaning ]

297
00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:06,671
I'll steal this [bleep]
cop's wallet.

298
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,340
I get mines.
You know what I mean?

299
00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,874
Oh, yeah, baby.

300
00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,944
[ moaning, squelching ]

301
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,149
Announcer:
Only on buskerzz!

302
00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:18,150
[ mia screams ]

303
00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,152
[ wind rushing ]

304
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,161
Hey, do you think scottie pippen
looks like osama bin laden?

305
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,429
Ooh! Ooh!
A little bit,
if you dressed him up.

306
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,299
I've seen crazier things.
I can imagine...

307
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,500
Yeah.
[ applause ]

308
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,971
Whoa, it's penis
and sir weiner williams.

309
00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:41,306
[ up-tempo music plays ]

310
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,374
Wow.

311
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,710
[ tennis ball thwacking ]

312
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:48,380
♪♪

313
00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:50,582
We're ready for wimbledon.

314
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,651
[ tennis ball thwacking ]

315
00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,252
It's penis and sir weiner
williams --

316
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,188
No, I heard you, bro.
You got it? You got it?

317
00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,656
I heard you, bro.

318
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,926
I've got next.

319
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,595
Them niggas really
didn't have no drawers on.

320
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:04,330
[ farts ]