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[ screaming ]
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♪♪
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[ groans ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ slide whistle, jackhammering ]
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♪♪
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Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ laughing ]
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Oh! That's bull [bleep]!
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[ screaming ]
what the [bleep]?!
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[ alarm blaring ]
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Oh, god! Help! Help!
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♪♪
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[ fabric rustles,
casters squeaking ]
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[ band plays, canned applause ]
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What's up, y'all?
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Ooh! Why's it so cold in here?
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Hello, I'm the fridge keeper!
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It's ice to meet you.
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Welcome to
"the cold episode"!
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[ cackles ]
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Say what? What's the premise
of this episode?
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[ singing ]
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[ cackles ]
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This sucks.
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♪♪
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[ banging ]
[softly] help.
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Help me!
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Ma'am? I'm an air condition guy,
I got stuck up here!
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There's a thermostat
right behind you.
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I just need you to turn it from
hot to cold.
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[ fridge keeper cackling]
must not freeze.
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[ beeping ]
now it's on.
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[ crashing, woman screams ]
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Holy shit!
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Are you okay?!
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Oh, I-it's okay.
Whatever, please --
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Don't let my boss know
about this.
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Shit! She's coming.
Just...
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[ shopkeeper's bell jingles ]
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[ coughs ]
he went that way.
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What the hell
just happened in here?!
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Who pushed the button?
I did. He told me to.
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This is
a lot of damage.
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And somebody is going to have
to be responsible for that.
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He's responsible for it,
not me.
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Just sit right there.
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Hey! Thank you
for covering for me.
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I did not cover for you, sir.
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I saw you and I recorded
everything on tape.
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And it's being sent to my
attorney right at this moment.
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I have him on speed dial.
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I got stuck up there,
and you helped.
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Save it for a court.
You pushed the button!
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Everything is
on camera, right here.
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Who's that hot guy
on your phone?
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That's my lawyer.
Your lawyer's a hot guy?
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Every man's attractive?
What about me?
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Why you need to leave
before I call the police.
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Because --
well, I'm feeling
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This chemistry now,
now I'm confused because
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You're giving me mixed signals.
She'll be back shortly.
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Okay, I got to go.
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♪♪
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Okay...
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That's impossible, you just went
out that door, didn't you?
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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♪♪
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[ screaming ]
what? What? What?
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I-I'm just trying to --
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Get out! You just left that --
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Get out!
I'm so crazy about you.
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You feel it, right?
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I feel this chair going upside
your head
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If you don't get out of here
right now.
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Are you virgo.
No.
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Aries, the goddess of war,
if you don't leave.
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I'm aries too -- April 4th.
Two fire signs.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
You said every man's attractive,
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And it's been a long time.
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I'm going through divorce.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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♪♪
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[ flute playing
whimsical tune ]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
meagan good!
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[ cheering and applause ]
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Hey! How are you?
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Meagan good, in my book,
you're meagan great.
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Thank you.
[ fridge keeper cackling ]
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Oh, you're in the cold episode,
right now,
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I didn't even [bleep] tell you.
I didn't introduce you
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To the fridge keeper.
I -- I heard, I heard -- hi.
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I am the fridge keeper!
[ cackles, lightning crackles ]
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I hope you don't think I was
giving you the cold shoulder!
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Fridge keeper.
Mm-mm-mm.
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I'mma [bleep]
the shit out of you.
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I'm sorry
about the fridge keeper.
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We're obligated to have a cold
episode because we're union now.
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It has to be cold?
Yeah.
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There has
to be one cold episode.
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[ wind whistling ]
oh, hell no.
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Yeah, well, it's snow.
What is happening?
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Oh, hell no.
[ fridge keeper moaning ]
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My weave
does not like this.
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[ air hissing ]
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Totally understandable.
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What are you doing?
Huh?
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I feel like
that's not good for your brain.
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[ air hissing ]
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♪ I'm a muscle man ♪
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I'm a muscle man.
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I got really...
Strong recently.
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Okay.
Hey, do you mind if I smoke?
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Sure. What are you
going to smoke?
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[ coughing ]
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You mind if
you smoke too?
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[ air blasting ]
oh!
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Well, somebody stop me!
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[ canned laughter ]
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[ drum riff ]
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[ sensual caribbean music ]
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[ screams ]
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♪♪
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Oh!
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♪♪
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[ music ends ]
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So you had those underwear
on the whole time?
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Yeah. And they're staying on
until we're married.
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[ wedding March playing ]
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[ elevator music,
elevator dings ]
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Alright.
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[ dings ]
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What is this?
Bro, what the --
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[bleep] yo, what the [bleep]
are you doing right now?
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This elevator's [bleep].
We stay -- stuck
in this elevator now?
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I think we're stuck
in this elevator.
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What the [bleep] bro,
I am not in the mood for this.
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All clear, closing doors.
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I am claustrophobic, like,
I can't [bleep] take
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Shit like this.
I'm hungry, man.
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Thank god I went to the qdoba
at the airport.
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Let me off this [bleep] elevator
or I'm gonna lose my mind.
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[ grunts, flatulence ]
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I got bad gas, food. Phew!
[ gagging cough ]
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Can you get me off this [bleep]
elevator right now please?
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I can't sit here.
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Thank you.
[ screeching ]
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Yo, what the [bleep]
is it?!
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Get back!
What is this sh...
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Yo! Why are you lookin' at me
like that?
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What the [bleep] is going on?
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Get me off this [bleep]
elevator, bro!
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[both] what do you mean,
"what's going on"?
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You're acting weird.
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Why are you both
staring at me?
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What is this?
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Surprise!
Hooray!
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There's the fridge keeper.
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Did you think that this episode
was gonna be so cold?
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Freaking cold.
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[ fridge keeper cackles ]
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Ding-a-long-a-ling-long,
welcome, daymond john.
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♪♪
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Hi. Welcome, daymond john.
Welcome.
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Alright, just excuse this drunk
ass over here, my man.
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What's up?
You are a legend.
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It's a little old, that chair.
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You're on "shark tank."
yeah.
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I [bleep] knew it.
[ laughs ]
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Right when you came out,
I knew I recognized you.
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I'm the black guy.
Because somebody told me
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You were montel williams,
and I knew it wasn't right.
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No, I get more
"skinny cee lo."
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Yes, skinny cee lo!
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You look like ashy
[bleep] timbaland.
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[ laughing ]
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Now, do you ever fear
that unregulated capitalism
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Causes democratic institutions
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To deteriorate
into oligopoly imperialism,
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Exasperating support
of counter-revolutionary wars
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And various forms of economic
and cultural exploitation?
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Well, actually, I don't.
I really don't.
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[ chuckles ]
that's sick.
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I don't understand
exactly what you said.
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[ laughing ]
me either.
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Oh, it's
the invisible man.
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Uh-uh, the invisible man
is coming armed.
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Oh, hey,
I don't want any trouble.
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Oh, god, no.
Not in front of the guest.
191
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Oh, god. Oh, no, no,
no, don't do that.
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Don't do that.
Don't do that.
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I don't want to,
I have to!
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No, not the other side!
Oh, god!
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Don't --
hey, man, don't do that.
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Daymond, save me.
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[ groaning ]
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Save me!
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♪♪
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>> announcer: Today on
"storage unit scavengers,"
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Lee scavenges for a box.
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[ gasps ]
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Oh, my god, man!
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Oh, my god,
I was trapped in there.
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00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,744
How long have I been in here?
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00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,946
It's April?!
They pushed me in here in, like,
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January when it was cold.
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Ice cold!
[ cackles ]
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Did you meet my diane over here?
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My diane.
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It's okay, sweetie.
He won't hurt you.
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[ grunting, squelching ]
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Mind if I go to the bathroom?
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[ flatulence, groaning ]
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Oh, you what'd be funny?
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I put one of my turds
in the box.
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No, don't do that, dude!
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[ thunder crashing ]
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Nightmare! Nightmare!
Nightmare! Nightmare!
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[ leaf blower whirring ]
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They gotta water...
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They always come when I'm in
the middle of an interview.
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Okay. I think it's good.
You can come back next week.
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Thank you.
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A lot of things
going on here, man.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
cypress chill.
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00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,870
♪ well, it's the real one,
get the funky feel one ♪
228
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,339
♪ cypress hill has come -- ♪
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00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:09,274
You got to eat -- you got to eat
this while you rap.
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[ rapping indistinctly ]
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Oh, boy!
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Oh, you mother [bleep]
ain't right!
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♪ I'm the real one, yes,
the funky chill one ♪
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[ munching ]
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Oh, go! [bleep] go, go.
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00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:26,825
[ canned cheering and applause
fades ]
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I got to inseminate my desk.
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[ western tune ]
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Oh, geez. You know what?
She's ovulating.
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You got to do it quick
or it doesn't...
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[ muttering, squelching ]
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Ah, geez.
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I'm used to it. People get
freaked out by it, but...
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[ squelching ]
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[ western tune ]
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00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,651
People get grossed out by it,
but I don't think it's --
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You get used to it.
Yeah.
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She can pee if you scratch her,
too.
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Pee, pee, pee.
Pee. Watch this.
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[ laughter ]
ugh!