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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "the eric andre show"!
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[ screaming ]
[ up-tempo jazz plays ]
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[ screaming ]
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[ music continues ]
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Go!
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Aah!
[ horn honks ]
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Oh!
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Aah!
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[ groaning ]
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[ laughs ]
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[ music continues ]
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Actually, eric isn't destroying
a real set.
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These are all designed
to be destroyed.
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Aah!
In fact --
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[ fist thudding ]
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[ siren wailing ]
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♪ yeah ♪
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Yeah. Bullets.
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[ grunting ]
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[ farts, machine gun firing ]
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♪♪
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Come on, asshole.
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[ mid-tempo music plays ]
[ applause ]
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Hey.
You know what, y'all?
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Last time I checked,
you kneel in church,
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And you stand
for the national anthem!
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[ applause ]
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Everybody rise!
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Out of your chairs!
Two, three.
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♪ oh, I love the troops ♪
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♪ and I love rock and roll ♪♪
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♪ gave proof through the night ♪
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♪ that qanon was still there ♪♪
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♪ trixie dixie doodle ♪
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♪ doodle doodle trixie ♪
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♪ grab a little noodle,
vote for tricky dixie nixie ♪
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Announcer:
If you're from a country
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With sick natural resources,
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Text protect
to your local u.S. Embassy
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And enter to win free tickets
to see weezer!
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Audience:
U.S.A.!
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I'm mike penis!
I'm named after my dad's penis!
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[ up-tempo dance music plays ]
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I'm the bouncer now, baby.
I'm mike penis.
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I got the list.
You work here?
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[ music continues ]
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Do yourself a favor and w--
dude, I'm mike penis.
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Walk away, bro.
Dude, there's lsd
in this thing.
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I'm giving you
one warning.
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You want to go see the grateful
dead in albany with me later?
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Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry.
[ horn blares ]
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He sprayed some lsd on me.
He pointed --
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He took this shit out and
sprayed some [bleep] lsd on me.
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How do you know it's lsd?
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That's what he just said.
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Are you feeling weird at all?
No, I'm not. Not yet.
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[ up-tempo dance music plays ]
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...Shooter.
Walk away!
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Okay. I'm trying to.
Walk the [bleep] away!
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I'm walking. I --
you squirt something
at me again,
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I'm gonna break your face.
Dude, I'm saying that --
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I'm warning you.
I don't care who you are!
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I don't care who you --
who you -- who you --
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Who you are!
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You got to let me
into this club.
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Okay! All right!
What's going on with you?
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I got some niggas
that do the race.
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I got some niggas that doing
business on them pretty girls
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That live an ugly life.
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And I thank god
that I'm still drippin'.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
puff daddy's son, quincy!
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[ mid-tempo music plays ]
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Yo!
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[ music builds, ends ]
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Quincy!
What's up, man?
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Man, coolin'.
Coolin', bro.
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You calling the shots
these days
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Or are you still taking shit
from your old man?
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Nah.
I'm calling the shots.
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[ audience whistling,
applauding ]
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Oh, man, you --
you are so great.
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Didn't you beat the living
daylights out of drake one time?
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Didn't he [bleep]
mike tyson punch-out, like...
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Yeah. I-I wasn't there.
Wasn't there.
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Drake forgot your dad's
from the streets,
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And he took a microphone,
and then your dad was like...
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But they cool.
They cool.
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They cool.
That's all that matters.
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Drake was like...
[ cheers and applause ]
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But they cool now.
They cool. They cool.
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[ dart hissing ]
oh!
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[ laughing ] shit.
What's going on with you?
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Now, you were on the show
"the real."
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I was. Yeah.
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"the real" is a real knock-off
of "the view."
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It -- it was fun.
It was a good time.
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They treated you like shit
on that show.
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[ applause ]
nah.
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Felipe esparza, everybody!
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[ mid-tempo heavy metal plays ]
[ growls, singing indistinctly ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Felipe esparza.
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Zzt! You're full
of electricity, homie.
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[ laughter ]
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You think god's got a cooter
or a big-ass kielbasa?
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He's got it all.
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That's gross.
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[ laughs ] no. That's --
that's bigoted of me to say.
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That's, um...
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That's great.
[ applause ]
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This is the exterminator.
Oh, god.
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A lot of the poison's gone
to his head,
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So he's kind of out of it.
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Oh!
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And we have a real bad
bug problem.
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Have a regu--
oh!
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Oh, shit.
What's that?
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It's just a shirt.
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Woman: Whoo!
Look. Open it up.
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It look -- it look --
no, it's a shirt.
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[ laughs ]
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[ applause ]
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You ever seen a penis
slide across a fence?
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Pt-pt-pt-pt!
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Or [bleep] a fence?
You gonna get laid --
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[ gunshot echoes ]
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Are you a jack of hearts
or an ace of spades?
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Oh!
[ chair whirring ]
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Oh!
[ "curb your enthusiasm" theme
plays ]
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Incoming ranch glider!
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[ farts ]
[ rock music plays ]
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Whoa!
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[ descending whistle ]
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Ohh-h-h-h-h-h!
[ crash ]
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Shit, dude.
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Whoa.
What the hell is going on here?
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Dude!
You're chill charlie, man.
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What's up, chill charlie?
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Dude, is your wife
still depressed?
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She's very depressed.
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[ rock music plays ]
♪ what's it like to feel? ♪
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Hold on. Ooh.
You're working on pie charts?
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I'm working on a pie shart.
[ farts ]
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Do I have permission
to touch your face?
No, no, no.
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Good to see ya, dude.
Time to hit the skies!
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I can see lollapalooza
from up here.
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[ up-tempo heavy metal plays ]
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You know him from the cincinnati
bengals -- chad johnson!
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[ "Monday night football"
theme plays ]
felipe: You stay buff, bro.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Nice to meet you.
Eric: Shit.
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I didn't know you were
gonna be white, my man.
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Yeah.
You gonna venmo me
for reparations?
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[ laughter, applause ]
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How many yards did you run...
Ever?
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You're thinking of the wrong --
that's the other chad johnson.
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Cleveland bengals.
That's the wrong dude, man.
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That's the football dude.
I was on the, like, dating show.
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"who wants to marry
a millionaire?"
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Mm.
[ applause ]
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You got any plans
this weekend?
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My ex wanted to go to vegas
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'cause she wanted to go to some,
like, wedding.
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And, like,
I'm still friends --
ex?
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Ex? What?
You're whipped, man.
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No. She's cool.
It's like a friend ex.
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Have you lost your [bleep] mind?
[ audience booing ]
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Oh, you in
the friend zone, dog.
She watches my dog.
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I'm not in the friend zone.
That's not the friend zone.
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Yeah, dude. You ain't getting
laid in vegas, man.
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That wasn't the plan.
Oh, shit!
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What the [bleep] was that?
[ "Monday night football"
theme plays ]
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We didn't get the football guy.
It's a different chad johnson.
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Touchdown!
He's from a dating show, man.
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Hey.
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Huh? Yeah.
Are you famous?
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I don't...
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This guy
is a [bleep] fox.
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[ cheers and applause ]
well, thank you, dude.
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You're [bleep] hot, dude.
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I thought you were
the football guy, man,
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And I don't have
any questions planned.
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I'm gonna be honest
with you.
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[ helicopter whirring ]
reporting for duty, sir.
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What the [bleep]
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You got to support the troops.
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Is your dick out, bro?
What the [bleep]
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Why is this happening
right now, man?
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When in rome,
right, dawg?
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Felipe:
Come on, baby.
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What the [bleep]
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Dude, that guy was
a national hero.
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And I'm next.
What the...
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You're on tv right now.
That camera right there.
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[ audience cheering ]
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[ urinating ]
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We're tv x now.
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Jesus christ.
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I'm real dehydrated, man.
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Jesus christ.
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No, bro.
No.
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[ slurps ]
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[ gargling ]
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[ audience cheering ]
[ rock music plays ]
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Lemonade!
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Come on, everybody.
Aah!
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Aah! Jesus!
I love ya.
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♪♪
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[ down-tempo music plays ]
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[ bird screeches,
dramatic music plays ]
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[ baby crying ]
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Excuse me. Have you seen, like,
a falcon -- like, a hawk?
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Please! Please!
Have you seen a falcon? Please!
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You saw one?
No, I haven't seen one.
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What's that?
I got attacked by it.
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I took her egg,
and she took my kid.
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Like, eye-for-eye shit.
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And I've been trying to
attract her back with cat food,
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And it's doing nothing,
and I'm panicking
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'cause my wife's about to be
home in 30 minutes, man.
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Yes.
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[ bird screeches, baby crying ]
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Have you guys seen a-a bird?
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No, I didn't.
Shit.
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I took one of her eggs,
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And she took --
she took my 18-month-old.
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You took her egg
and she took your child?
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Yes.
Oh, shit.
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Can you please help me?
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Help you do what?
You talking about a falcon?
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The falcon took the baby.
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[ gasps ]
yeah.
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Yeah, that's what
I'm dealing with now.
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As the minutes go on, I get more
and more, like, out of it.
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You have a lot of blood
coming out of you.
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I've been using this for my
wounds -- hydrogen peroxide.
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Ohh.
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Why you drinking that?
It's h2o2.
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It's the sequel to water.
[ groans ]
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You're not supposed to drink --
oh, jesus. I can't.
You're not supposed
to drink that, man.
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It tastes horrible.
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You're going to the hospital.
Does this look bad?
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Oh, it's [bleep] up.
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I don't think
the baby survived.
250
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,611
No, no. Come on.
[ dramatic music plays ]
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Don't say that.
So where's the baby at?
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[ echoing, voice distorted ]
where's the baby at?
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Eric:
A bird took my kid.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
255
00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:15,954
Oh, that's them.
There they are.
256
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[ falcon screeches,
baby laughing ]
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Look at my falcon
just doing its thing.
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Isn't that beautiful?
259
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I was a --
I'm a bit of a worrywart.
260
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But that's just them
doing their thing.
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[ water splashes ]
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They're a bit rambunctious.
[ baby laughing ]
263
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There's no rules!
Just a bunch of bullshit!
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"rapper warrior ninja"!
[ air horn blares ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
fat tony!
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Go!
Okay!
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Eric: Hit that helium!
Yeah! [ inhales deeply ]
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Don't stop freestyling!
[ groans ]
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♪ I'm spinnin' in this bitch ♪
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00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,718
♪ hello, hello, hello ♪
271
00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,185
♪ I don't know why I did
this [bleep] show ♪
272
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,587
♪ maybe I'm blem, ooh ♪
273
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,922
[ whip cracks ]
ow!
274
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I ain't do nothing wrong!
275
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,857
Actually, bring your ass
back over here.
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00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:54,727
Where you going?
Aah!
277
00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:58,263
Why is steve-o spinning
in a chair?
278
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:02,000
Steve-o, what the [bleep]
you doing with them balls?
279
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,602
Man, what the [bleep]
is this shit, man?
280
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,003
I don't want to do this shit,
man.
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00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,471
Eric:
Rap, god damn it!
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♪ I came on "eric andre"
and I don't give a [bleep] ♪
283
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,475
♪ I want to get down ♪
284
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,677
♪ I'm going to get my ak
when I get back to town ♪
285
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,346
♪ and I'm gonna shoot
all you bitches ♪
286
00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,681
[ electricity crackling ]
oh! Aah! Shit!
287
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,750
You son of a bitch!
I'm gonna kill you, nigga.
288
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,753
Mother...
Get me off this shit!
289
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,089
Eric:
Hit that helium.
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00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,490
♪ nigga, I hit the helium ♪
291
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,092
♪ contact like a -- ♪
292
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,560
Oh! Nigga, no!
[ electricity crackling ]
293
00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,295
Ow, bitch!
[bleep]
294
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,630
[ laughing ]
295
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:35,099
Hey, nigga, this ain't oz.
Get the [bleep] out my face!
296
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,701
This is my shit.
Get out of here, nigga!
297
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,303
I don't want no shit!
298
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,639
Eric: Rip his [bleep] hair
out of his legs!
299
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,775
Cuco: No, no. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold the [bleep] up.
300
00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:45,377
It's so [bleep] hot!
Oh! My god.
301
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,511
[ laughs ]
302
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,580
[ electricity crackling ]
303
00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:51,516
[ audience cheering ]
304
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Aah!
305
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:56,121
[ electricity crackling ]
306
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,092
Woman: Oh, man, you --
you are so great.