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♪♪
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Dan: I'd love to do gags
for guests,
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Which is just what you would do
with a guest to throw them off,
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Engage them,
the stupider the better,
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Could be interactive, it could
be a [bleep] great word.
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Derrick: The delightful thing
about the writer's room
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For "the eric andre show"
is there's, like, a trust
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And respect, I think,
amongst everybody in the room.
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Doug: A hole opens in the desk,
and then this butt comes up.
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And then it farts, and he
blows bubbles with the fart.
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[ chatter ]
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It's bulletproof.
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The microphone has
a little mouth
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That keeps biting
eric's face.
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I like that.
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The other guy would be more,
you, sproingy, sproingy,
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And then, you would, like,
cannonball under your desk.
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Caroline: Maybe, like,
an animal trainer comes out,
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A snake expert.
He gets a snake bite,
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And he makes the guest
suck out the venom.
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He's like,
"you got to suck it out."
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You write it, and you're like,
"this is gonna be so funny,"
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And then you're just, like --
you're putting yourself
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Through
the seventh gate of hell.
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♪♪
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Ronnie: It's, like, you're
almost coming out of the water,
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Like, with some issues
and a fish on your shoulder.
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-Oh, yeah.
-Like, "they tried to kill me!"
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You coming from home?
That shit concrete, bro?
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A wrecking ball that just, in
the middle of the interview...
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You know civic engineers
when they, like,
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Have those tripods
set up...
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Man: Yeah, yeah,
the land surveyors.
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Survey says it's time
for surveys.
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Just another god
in the quad...
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Looking for a warm bod...
...To watch with todd.
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[ laughs ]
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♪♪
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Boo-yah!
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♪♪
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Griffin: Exterior --
a new york city street,
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And mark is moving fragile boxes
into an apartment building.
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Eric's head pops out of
hidden hole in the bench.
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[ high-pitched voice ] hey,
it's me, the bench mensch.
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[ tools whirring ]
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Eric: Don't take the stairs,
take the bench.
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Don't worry, I brought you
some sandwiches.
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They're a little soggy.
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Man: And mark tells eric
that they don't need any help.
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This is for real my mom.
This is my mom.
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My mom takes a wrong
turn on the highway, she goes,
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"well, the car
is getting exercise."
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Kitao: We do all the pranks
in new york,
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And this year, we shot
a couple days in newark.
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People are not expecting pranks
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To, like,
be going off in newark.
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Man: There's a camera here,
one in the corner, one up there,
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And then there will be three
cameras on the street manned.
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Let's do it.
Lock down, lock down.
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And action, eric.
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Eric: Hello!
Oh, my god.
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I'm the bench...
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Maybe she reminds you
of your daughter.
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You remind me
of my daughter.
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What's been, like,
the craziest thing so far?
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You know, like, his, like,
sprite character?
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That's my son calling.
Okay.
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Dan: [ high-pitched voice ]
but george says
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I'm not allowed
to talk to daddy on weekends.
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Kitao: And then, like,
we had all these, like, hoses,
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And he was, like,
peeing blood
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And, like,
diarrhea on people,
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And people were, like,
freaking out.
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Like, that was great.
Lizzo: That's disgusting.
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That was great.
What are we watching?
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Bird up!
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That's it.
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[ both laugh ]
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That's a beautiful
theme song.
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It's hard to find on the music
library stuff that's this good.
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[ upbeat music playing ]
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Why is he bald
and golden?
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Every season, eric changes
his look significantly.
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Eric:
This was dan's idea.
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He goes, "one year,
you should have long hair,
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And one year,
you should pick getting bald."
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So this year, he's going to
gain weight...
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Pizza is [bleep] good.
[ laughs ]
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...Shave his head...
It's very, like,
"holy mountain," like...
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...Tan his whole body.
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You want to get my back,
sweetheart?
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He's gonna go to the spa
every week
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And get a mani and pedi.
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He's also
going to whiten his teeth.
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Some people get
extreme discomfort.
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Some people feel nothing.
[ groans ]
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We're gonna use nair
on his legs,
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And he's gonna go
and get waxed.
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Just take a deep breath and
count from one to three for me.
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Whoa!
Breathe out!
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You didn't even count.
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Oh, one, two, three
for you.
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Great, great.
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Get the roots out.
Uh-huh.
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You want something to hold,
yeah?
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Yeah,
like a teddy bear?
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Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
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The counting is gonna
start soon, huh?
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I can tell.
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When do you want me
to start counting?
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Start counting.
Three, two, one.
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah.
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What did you do?
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My mom goes,
"what did you do?"
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It's for season five of
"the eric andre show."
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Oh.
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Yeah, and I'm getting
a spray tan right now.
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Why?
Oh, it's part of the show.
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Okay, you want me
to hang up?
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Sure.
Okay.
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Alright, I love you, mom,
talk to you tomorrow.
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I'm not sure
how to hang up.
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[ laughs ]
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Eric as a kid
was a handful.
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He was, like,
in the terrible 2s
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From 6 months
to 6 years.
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Yes.
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You're gonna edit this,
I assume.
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[ upright bass playing ]
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$120,000 worth of music school.
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I don't do [bleep]
a thing with it.
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Yeah, you wanted me
to go to medical school, too.
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Boring.
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Eric is really different
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Than the character
he plays on the show.
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He's, like, much more serious,
and he, like, works way harder,
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But he did really
set himself on fire.
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So there's that.
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So I started doing comedy
in 2003...
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Somebody hide us, hide us,
hide us, hide us, hide us!
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...Kept, like, fantasizing
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About a totally insane
talk show.
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We found this abandoned bodega
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That was being used
as a punk rehearsal space,
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And then we just hung drapes
and, like, went for it.
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Which had hannibal, and hannibal
wasn't famous at the time.
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After a while, I learned
that I could just play to camera
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And do my own thing,
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And it could be completely
independent of the scene.
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But it's been a fun ride, man,
but I'm almost 40.
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It's time to do something else.
[ laughs ]
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What should I do?
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Get yourself together,
start all over,
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Move to philly,
buy a loft, just paint.
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Everybody passed on it
except adult swim.
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They loved it.
"the eric andre show"!
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[ screaming ]
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Doug: The show is only
11 minutes long,
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And there's a lot
of jokes in here.
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It's like when bad brains
came out.
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They said they wanted to be
the fastest band in the world.
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I wanted the fastest show
in the world.
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[ screams ]
[ coughs ]
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Woman:
I love his show.
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I mean, I cringe at some of the
on-the-street stuff.
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It makes me nervous that
he's gonna hurt himself.
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If you squirt something
at me again,
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I'm gonna break your face.
Dude,
I'm saying that --
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I'm warning you.
Dude --
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I don't care who you are.
Dude, I'm like --
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Walk away!
Alright. Alright.
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Alright.
I've already pushed beyond.
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You know, I've already been
injured and been arrested.
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Don't tase me,
bro.
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Oh, that [bleep] sucked.
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Crystal figurines
everywhere,
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Glass shelf
with fine china on it.
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Dan: We discovered
liberace this year.
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He's been dead
since 1987, and...
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He's a strange [bleep]
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Strange man
from another era.
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You like that?
That looks pretty good.
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A steel deck allows for so many
more crazy, unexpected pranks
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On these real celebrities,
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And that's where the stakes
of the studio comes from.
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[ screams ]
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Yeah!
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[ screams ]
oh, my god!
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[ grunts ]
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What the [bleep]
is that?
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Stop [bleep] with me,
y'all!
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Nice talking to you.
I think some of the --
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What I enjoy very much
is some of the times
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That he makes guests
uncomfortable.
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Sandy: There are times when
I watch the show, and I'm like,
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"I can't imagine
what it must be like
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To be on the receiving end
of this bit."
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How many eggs you got,
man?
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You got to be really easygoing
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When you come do
"the eric andre show."
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Sandy: You would never see
any other late-night
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Show host make their guest
feel uncomfortable.
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Interviews can last between
45 minutes and an hour.
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The reason why we shoot
for so long
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Is because celebrities aren't
used to being in the hot seat
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For such an extended
period of time.
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Their defenses
just start breaking down,
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And you start seeing
the person behind the facade.
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We call it pinwheeling,
like when your computer freezes.
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No, I wasn't
expecting none of that.
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One of the scariest moments
of my life.
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I didn't know what was
going to happen next.
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I didn't watch
any of the episodes,
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So I didn't know what to expect.
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Chad:
That was [bleep] crazy.
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I honestly had no idea
what to expect,
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Like, each second to the next.
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The minute I thought, like,
"he's just [bleep] around,"
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Then he pissed in the cup.
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I was not ready for this.
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They never told me to wear
something with stain resistant.
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And then my man
with the beans and the corn?
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Man: Do they ever leave,
or can they not?
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Ti left,
and lauren conrad left.
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I mean, two out of however many,
that's pretty good odds.
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We do 20 a season.
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So 2 out of 80,
that's not bad.
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"rapper warrior ninja"
is one of my favorite bits.
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Man: Should we reprise
"rapper warrior ninja?"
100%.
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♪♪
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I don't know
what to expect.
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But from
watching this show,
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I think it's best
to not know what to expect.
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They're spinning around.
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We're cattle prodding them.
No!
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We're blowing them with a leaf
blower with the toilet paper.
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[bleep] eric andre.
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I ain't never coming to this
shit ever again, you bitch.
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Carly: Alright. Here we go.
Rehearsal is up.
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This is a stunt.
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♪♪
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Alright, so today is day one
of our set destruction.
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Man: This pillar is made
out of styrofoam.
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There is a section
that's got a load in it.
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Breaking through the desk
and breaking through hector.
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Reminder that nudity
and explicit language
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Happen at any time,
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So if you guys have any concerns
with that,
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Please talk to production.
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And action,
chainsaws.
[ screaming ]
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Yeah! [ groans ]
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[ groans ]
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[ groans ]
that's a popcorn.
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♪♪
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We'll bring him back to life.
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Your neck or anything?
Eric:
No, just my head.
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Can I feel it?
Yeah.
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All around here?
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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♪♪
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I have
a [bleep] concussion.
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Man: Yeah.
My vision went blurry.
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Doug was talking
to me,
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And I was having
[bleep] crazy thoughts.
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My brain is bruised.
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I hurt myself every year.
It sucks.
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It has to end because it [bleep]
with production.
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What do we do if I'm not
allowed to do stunts?
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Woman: Why do you push yourself
so hard?
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Eric: Hey, let's give it up
for...
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[ cheers and applause ]
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That's a series wrap
on hannibal!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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I'd like to thank lorne michaels
and android, steve martin!
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♪♪
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Man:
Then my man with the beans.
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♪ rachity rat, rat, rat ♪