1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:04,336 Man: Have you noticed more mosquitos this summer? 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:08,006 I lived in l.A. For 11 years, man, 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,676 And there has never been a summer of mosquitos like this. 4 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,012 I know we're supposed to be flying into baltimore 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,014 To meet with your dad 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,751 And I think he just bought a new house with his girlfriend 7 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:21,620 So it'll be an interesting trip. 8 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:22,855 [ burps ] 9 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,892 And I don't think I'm ever gonna see that money again. 10 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,363 How many lacroix's have you had? 11 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,632 I don't know. 12 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,100 You know you're peeing your pants, right? 13 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,570 Oh, shit, dude. Get me another lacroix. 14 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,571 You're not done with that one. 15 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,206 Give me another lacroix! 16 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,244 I can't believe this is...Real, dude. 17 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,313 Go, go, go! 18 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:49,381 You got this! 19 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,316 Go, go, go, go! 20 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,051 What the heck?! 21 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,654 Aaah! 22 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,389 Keep going, buddy,! 23 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,992 Yeah! 24 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:05,930 ♪♪ 25 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:11,936 ♪♪ 26 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:15,674 ♪ well, I'm making life out of music ♪ 27 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,544 ♪ I'm taking the blues out of you ♪ 28 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,280 ♪ making life out of music ♪ 29 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,749 ♪ oooh ♪ 30 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,689 Women: Yay! 31 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,158 -I did it! I won! -You're the winner. 32 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,230 So I guess I choose... 33 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,231 The door on the left. 34 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:40,499 Yes! [ women cheer ] 35 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,301 [ up-tempo music plays ] 36 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:46,171 [ ominous music plays ] 37 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,373 What is it? 38 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,776 It's a stairway to hell. 39 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:53,645 Woman: Awe. 40 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:54,847 You don't have to take it. Do you? 41 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:56,181 Yeah, choose the other door. 42 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,582 I can't. I already made my choice. 43 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,184 I chose the door on the left. 44 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,319 That's silly. Just choose another door. 45 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,121 You think? Yeah, you won. 46 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,523 Just choose another door. 47 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,324 Woman #2: I don't know. 48 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,627 She chose the door on the left. 49 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:18,470 You're right. 50 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,938 I made my choice. 51 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:22,675 I won! 52 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,145 Bye, guys! 53 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,549 [ up-tempo music plays ] 54 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,625 The best metaphor I know is you are on a path. 55 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:43,828 We're all sleepy and until we shake ourselves, 56 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,098 Then you're there. 57 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,100 I never want to be known. 58 00:02:48,102 --> 00:02:49,735 I want to be. 59 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,107 Most of the time when you confront a problem, 60 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:57,375 I think you're just thirsty. 61 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,843 Drink a glass of water. 62 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,980 Everything will go away if you drink a glass of water. 63 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:05,317 Each minute is an unrepeatable miracle. 64 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:13,325 [ scoffs ] help. 65 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,994 What a fickle fool you have been your whole life. 66 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,529 -If you need help -- -beg for help. 67 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,731 -Help me. -To pause, stop. 68 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,668 What all of us will find in death is what most of us find 69 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,404 When we've just been watching television all night. 70 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,207 Our eyes get blurry, our mind wanders. 71 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,677 It's an eternal dream, and in that dream, 72 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,079 You are covered head to toe in 73 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:37,783 Dolce & gabbana and everyone thinks you look awesome. 74 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,854 Ooh! Mike? 75 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:43,822 Oh, crap. 76 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,423 Is -- is that our neighbor? 77 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,292 -Hi. -Yeah, it is and he likes to go 78 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,093 For walks with me, unlike a certain someone. 79 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:50,562 I-- wha-- I -- 80 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,631 No, you don't get to act all offended. 81 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,766 You replaced me, pima! 82 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:55,033 I bet she's on a walk with you right now. 83 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,234 Ahh! Noo. 84 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,102 [ squeaks ] yup. 85 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,171 Mike, I wasn't replacing you. 86 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,973 I just wanted to have one that could fit in my lap. 87 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,841 First you stole my heart, then you took my balls. 88 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,776 -This is ridiculous. -And now this! 89 00:04:03,778 --> 00:04:05,844 You'd think I just abandoned you? 90 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,113 I-I don't know! 91 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,783 I miss the spark we had. 92 00:04:10,785 --> 00:04:12,384 Come here, boy. 93 00:04:14,789 --> 00:04:17,255 Man on television: The male will then grasp her. 94 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,258 [ cellphone vibrates ] 95 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,127 And he does that by getting his forearms, 96 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,063 Which you notice are very, very strong. 97 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:29,401 And then he pushes her into the side just under the ribs. 98 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:32,070 Of course, first he's got to get his female. 99 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,738 [ vibrating continues ] and after the rain... 100 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:34,873 ...Big areas of... 101 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:43,415 [ vibrating continues ] 102 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:49,121 ♪♪ 103 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,692 [ vibrating continues ] 104 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:59,564 ♪♪ 105 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:05,304 ♪♪ 106 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,313 You think bush did 9/11? 107 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,083 Yeah. 108 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:26,991 ♪♪ 109 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:32,130 ♪♪ 110 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,532 Shit! What's up? 111 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:38,904 [ smoke alert beeping rapidly ] 112 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:46,678 ♪♪ 113 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:53,285 ♪♪ 114 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:55,554 Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. 115 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,890 What's up? Shh. 116 00:05:57,892 --> 00:06:00,092 [ parking break clicks ] 117 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:01,626 Hey! 118 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:11,035 ♪♪ 119 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:20,512 ♪♪ 120 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:30,122 ♪♪ 121 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:39,598 ♪♪ 122 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:49,207 ♪♪ 123 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,544 [ thunder rumbling ] 124 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,746 [ thunder crashing ] 125 00:06:54,748 --> 00:07:00,352 ♪♪ 126 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:06,158 ♪♪ 127 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,361 The rain is beautiful. 128 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,964 Like faith glittering the morning light. 129 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:18,036 It makes me believe in god. 130 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:22,374 But I cannot believe in something I cannot see. 131 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:23,976 Perhaps I should find him. 132 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:25,778 ♪♪ 133 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,245 Hello? 134 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,913 I'm looking for god. 135 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,482 Is this where he lives? 136 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,587 I should've checked the phone book first. 137 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,056 Gawking, gilbert, golanski. 138 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,525 There is no god! 139 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:44,262 Some say god is in all. 140 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,866 He is nowhere at all. 141 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:50,669 Has he gone on a voyage? 142 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:53,305 Anybody seen goddard, by any chance? 143 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:56,608 [ all sobbing ] 144 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,978 ♪♪ 145 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,686 I've wasted my afternoon. 146 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,756 Every project I undertake fails miserably. 147 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:16,028 Do not despair. I know where god lives. 148 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,295 Up in the clouds. 149 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,764 You can find him at the top of the mountain. 150 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,700 Show me. 151 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,469 [ wind whistling ] 152 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:38,777 ♪♪ 153 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:45,383 ♪ and now I go whether the day will ♪ 154 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:51,189 ♪ and know I know we all obey it ♪ 155 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:57,930 ♪ and now I know ♪ 156 00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:06,138 ♪ we all now barter the believer ♪ 157 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:12,611 ♪ realize the baby is a healer ♪ 158 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:19,284 ♪ she grasped wisdom and yielded ♪ 159 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:29,194 ♪ she has a long road ♪ 160 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:37,235 ♪ there's a hole that you fill ♪ 161 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:40,439 ♪ you fill, you fill ♪ 162 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:46,911 ♪ but it's just that I fell in love with a war ♪ 163 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:51,583 ♪ and nobody told me it ended ♪ 164 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:54,919 ♪ and it left a pearl in my head ♪ 165 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:59,257 ♪ and I roll it around every night ♪ 166 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:03,662 ♪ just to watch it glow ♪ 167 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,999 ♪ just to watch it glow ♪ 168 00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:14,406 ♪♪