Ben: [ groans ] Ow,
How long was I out?
And where am I?
[ bird screeches ]
oh, right -- stupid parallel-world wasteland dimension,
Psychobos: AND, sadly, you are not alone,
Ben 23: [ grunts ]
[ rumbling, whirring ]
Mad Rook: get to work -- now!
Ben 23: [ grunts ] Why don't you get down here and do it yourself?
Mad Rook: Because then there'd be no one to fire laser blast at you!
Now dig!
Ben: YOU'RE the underboss,
♪ Ben 10 ♪ ♪ He's a kid, and he wants to have fun ♪
♪ But when you need a superhero, he gets the job done ♪
♪ Ben 10 ♪ ♪ With a device that he wears on his arm ♪
♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪
♪ When trouble's taking place ♪
♪ He gets right in its face ♪
♪ Ben 10 ♪
♪ When lives are on the line ♪
♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben 10 ♪
Mad Rook: Keep digging!
Warlord Tennyson commands it!
BUT,,, THE key,,, has been found,
Why do we have to keep digging?
Mad Rook: Because the boss said so,
Psychobos: Well, I, for one, have no intention of putting up with this indignity,
Both: AAAAAH!
All: AAAH!
Ben: Do,,,not,,,ever,,,
do,,,that,,,again!
Psychobos: Weakling,
Ben: Come on!
Ben 23: My hero watch won't work, either,
Psychobos: You know, I am quite able to repair your omnitrices,
Ben: Then do it, Psychobos, Ben 23: Yeah,
What are you waiting for?
Psychobos: Prying eyes,
First we must escape from this work gang -- and I use the term loosely,
[ gasping ]
[ gasping stops ]
Mad Rook: Water!
Water? You want water, slacker?
[ slurps ]
Ahh, Here you go,
Oh, my bad,
Ben: Hey! A little compassion!
It's not like you don't have plenty to spare,
And who are you, not-warlord-Tennyson, to give Pakmar orders?!
Ben: [ grunts ] You'd be surprised at what I can do,
[ gasps ]
[ whiffle! Whiffle! ] ya-a-a-a-h!
[ thud! ]
[ laughter ]
Mad Rook: Enough!
You only look like the boss,
Back to work,
Ben: Hey, Rook, in my world, we're partners,
You're one of the most decent guys I know,
Look around, You're on the wrong side here,
Mad Rook: Listen, scum, we're not in your world, wherever that may be,
The only side that matters here is the winning side, which I'm already on,
Ben: What were you just doing back there?
Psychobos: Gentlemen, our way out,
Ben 23: When do we blow this crater?
Ben: Don't think we're ever gonna have a better chance than,,,now!
Psychobos: Ugh! Ben 23: Ugh!
Ohh! Mad Rook: Stop! Stop or I'll fire!
Ben 23: You know I'm driving,
Ben: Hey! They give out licenses early in your world?
Ben 23: Hater, You never let me have any fun,
Ben: Besides, I'm on the left,
Ben 23: Then I call shotgun,
Psychobos: Just go!
[ engine sputtering ]
If we are going to depart, I suggest we do it quickly!
Ben: Gee, wish I'd thought of that,
Psychobos: I wish you'd thought to sneak away without yelling, "now!"
[ engine turns over ]
[ tires screech ]
Mad Rook: Come back! Come back!
Warlord Tennyson isn't gonna like this,
Psychobos: This is a tolerable shelter, all things considered,
Ben: Yeah, My grandpa taught me a lot of camping stuff,
though he was probably thinking "state park," not "post-apocalyptic Mr, Smoothy,"
Ben 23: Whatever,
It's dark out here and it's damp and there are rats and it's
dirty, and no matter how much I complain, nobody fixes it!
Psychobos: Once I, too, had lackeys to fix things,
Ben 23: Soon as I get home, I'm gonna fire somebody -- teach the others a lesson,
Psychobos: Oh, how delightful,
Ben: And you wonder why your azmuth sent you to me,
We're not going anywhere yet,
Ben 23: Why not?!
Once crabby fixes our hero watches, there's got to be a way,
[ whining ] I want to go home!
Ben: Yeah, we also need to fix the mess warlord me has made of this world,
Grandpa Max taught me to always leave a campsite cleaner than you found it,
Ben 23: Quit yankin' my chain,
Ben: Sorry, I was reaching for more firewood,
How 'bout it, Psychobos? Ready to fix the omnitrices?
Ben 23: Out here? Where's he supposed to get the parts?
Psychobos: I've already had a few thoughts about that,
Mad Ben: They escaped?!
What do you mean, they escaped?!
Nobody escapes from warlord Ben Tennyson!
Mad Rook: It -- it won't happen again, sir,
Mad Ben: It shouldn't have happened in the first place!
Maltruant double-crossed me,
We were gonna rule together!
Mad Rook: But he's gone now,
I-I think we can stop digging,
If there were more artifacts, Maltruant would have stayed
around to collect them,
Mad Ben: Do you think you can offer me advice?
Really? We're chums now, are we?
Mad Rook: Uh, no, sir, We are not chums,
I'm sorry, sir,
Mad Ben: Keep them digging -- now!
Mad Rook: Immediately, sir!
You are the supreme power! In this world,
Psychobos: And with that, I am done,
I've repaired your ridiculous galvan devices, as promised,
Try them,
Both: Are you sure this is safe?
Psychobos: Quite safe, though I use the term extremely loosely,
Ben: Let's hope our omnitrixii --
Ben 23: Omnitrices,
Ben: Nah, Omnitrixia,
Omnitrixim?
Let's just hope the watches can get us out of here,
Here comes Humungousaur!
Huh?
Humungousaur 23: Yeah! Check it! I'm dyno mighty!
Ben: Quick, uh, dyno mighty,
Get us out of these chains,
Humungousaur 23: Who do you think you're ordering around, little man?
Ben: Just do it,
Both: Aah!
Psychobos: Ahh,
Liberation at last!
And now, if you gentlemen will excuse me,,,
Humungousaur 23: Hey! Ben: Let him go,
I want to see if this works both ways,
Change me into humungousaur,
[ beeping ]
Humungousaur 23: Oh, dang, You're orbit-man,
Gravattack: Gravattack,
And that's not who I asked for,
You did this on purpose,
Humungousaur 23: You can't prove it,
Gravattack: [ sighs ]
Humungousaur 23: You know, I've been thinking about which
combo transformation might get us back to our dimension --
[ boom! ]
[ zap! ]
Ben: What did I say?
Ben 23: Yeah, yeah -- zero tolerance for
alternate-dimension warlord uses,
Ben: That's probably the kind of lesson your azmuth wanted me to teach you,
Ben 23: Fine, Let's tell him we did that,
Ben: How 'bout we just go do it instead?
Come on,
Ohh,
Uh, please,,,water,
Ahh, Another customer,
Pakmar loves customers!
Customers who can pay!
[ weakly ] Please,
Ben: Give him a drink!
Ben 23: He said, "please,"
Ben: And while you're at it, any chance of getting me a smoothy?
[ gasps ] Aah!
[ whimpering ]
Mad Rook: You're fools to come back here,
Ben: You ready? [ beeps ]
Here comes,,,big chill,
Big Chill 23: Ooh, Freeze-ghost,
Ben: Freeze-ghost? Really? Whatever,
Turn me into Rath,
Big Chill 23: You got it,
[ beeping ]
Eye guy: But "eye" asked for --
Big chill 23: Never heard of Rath,
I call this one "eye guy,"
Eye Guy: Yeah,
I got to admit the name's pretty lame,
And now for the "eye-cing" on the cake,
Mad Rook: [ gasps ]
Big chill 23: [ roars ]
Mad Rook: Aaaaaaah!
[ muttering ]
Big chill 23: Cool, Get it?
Eye Guy: Dude, watch the puns!
Pretty soon you use up all the "eye-conic" ones, and they just
get "cornea" and "cornea,"
Both: Aah! Ugh!
Ben 23: I see what you mean,
[ gasping ] W-water,
Ben 23: Aaaah!
Ben: I got an idea,
Turn me into bloxx,
Ben 23: You mean build-a-guy?
Ben: Fine, Whatever,
[ beeping ]
Four arms 23: Handyman?
Bloxx: Will you stop it?
Four arms 23: Oh, I get it,
Ugh!
[ all gulping ]
Noooooooo!
Pakmar's beautiful water!
[ sobs ]
Pakmar is ruined!
Help me, Ben Tennyson!
Four arms 23: Can we try to go home now?
Bloxx: Not quite yet,
Thank you,
Ben: Hey! Hold up a sec!
You guys are welcome to run, but that won't change anything,
You'll all just wind up in chains again,
The way to win is to stop Warlord Ben once and for all,
You stand together, you can do anything -- anything!
Come on! Who's with me?!
Freedom!
[ insects chirping, bird cawing ]
I am!
[ all cheering ]
Mad Ben: And what do we have here?
There he is! That one destroyed Pakmar's business!
Have you ever heard of such a thing?
Mad Ben: You fool!
Can't leave you alone for a minute now, can I?
Mad Rook: I'll make it up to you,
Ben: What are you waiting for?
You'll never have a better chance to take him down than now!
[ all shouting ]
Mad NRG: You want me? Come get me!
[ all screaming ]
But I promise you it won't be easy,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ben 23: Hey!
Rath: This,,,is Rath!
Frankenstrike 23: This is Lightning Volt! Yes!
Rath: [ growls ]
And Rath wants to tell you,
Ben Tennyson in an alternate-dimension NRG form,
you're going down for the long count!
Mad NRG: really?
[ beeping ]
Mad Waybig: It's time I showed you all just how easily I
can crush anyone who opposes me!
Rath: Just try it! Rath will destroy you!
Rath isn't -- uh-oh,
Rath: Whoa!
Hey! Watch who you're stomping on!
Aah!
[ grunts ]
Mad Waybig: Aah!
Frankenstrike 23: Ugh!
Rath: Yah!
Come on, dystopian warlord me!
Fall down already!
Yah!
Mad Waybig: That tickles, Stop,
Rath: [ roars ]
Frankenstrike 23: [ grunts ]
[ beeping ]
Ben 23: Well, that was a waste of time,
Mad Waybig: Where are you, cowards?!
Come out and face me!
Ben: Quick -- change me into nanomech,
Little guy, about this big? Don't you have him?
Ben 23: Oh, you mean teeny-weeny,
Ben: Do I even have to tell you that's a bad name?
Ben 23: All right, all right,
[ grunting ]
Mad Waybig: Ow! Miserable insect!
Out! Get out of my -- my,,,
feel like,,,I'm gonna,,,
barf,
[ all cheering ]
[ beeping ]
Mad Ben: You cheated,
Ben: There are rules to this?
Mad Ben: What are you just standing there for?!
It's time to end the madness!
Mad Rook: I couldn't agree with you more,
Mad Ben: [ grunts ]
remove this thing -- immediately!
What do you think you're doing?!
Mad Rook: Precisely what you ask of me,
I'm putting an end to this madness,
You're not fit to rule this world,
Without your power watch, you're nothing more than a petty little thug,
Mad Ben: Little?! Little?!
Mad Rook: It's time that people were allowed to fend for
themselves and time for you to pay for what you've done to them,
Mad Ben: This ain't over!
I'll be back to make you suffer -- every one of you!
You haven't heard the last of me!
Mad Rook: If there's any justice in the world, we have,
Ben 23: Okay,
So, now what's keeping us here?
Ben: Actually, nothing,
Ben 23: Then let's eject,
You take techno bubble,
I'll take windey hindey,
[ omnitrices beeping ]
Ben: Why didn't we change?
Ben 23: And what's with the beeping?
Psychobos: [ laughs evilly ]
By attempting to dial up those particular aliens, you activated
a little failsafe I installed,
Ben: Psychobos! Ben 23: You nozzle!
Psychobos: Any second, your omnitrices will overload and explode,
putting you both out of my misery forever,
Ben: Then you'll be stuck here, too,
Psychobos: With this planet's ample supply of slave labor,
soon I will construct a proper dimensional portal,
But who knows? If they treat me well enough,
maybe I'll just stick around,
Ben: You haven't won yet, Psychobos,
[ beeping ]
Grey matter: If anyone can thwart your plan, it would be grey matter!
Grey matter 23: You mean brainfrog, of course, but you're totally right,
We need to bypass this circuit here,,,
Grey matter: Rewire this coupling here, and,,,
Ben 23: ,,,everything is back to normal again,
Psychobos: Ugh! Ugh!
I can't even conquer a wasteland anymore!
Where did I g-go wrong?
Mad Rook: There's room in Warlord Tennyson's cell for you, too,
Ben: Nice job,
You know, as these people start to fend for themselves,
you're gonna be one of the major, uh, fenders,
Mad Rook: Come again?
Ben: Trust me -- you're a natural-born peacekeeper,
But if you want to sound more like an authority, I'd probably drop the contractions,
Mad Rook: Thanks, I'll --
uh, I will consider that,
Ben 23: We're out?
[ beeping ]
Upgrade 23: We just combine our powers and do it like Maltruant,
Clockwork: Get ready,,,
get set,,,
Upgrade 23: Aw, man!
Ben: It sounded like it would work,
Ben 23: Great, Now we're trapped here forever -- no adoration,
no Mr, Gyro, no merchandising!
[ slump! ] Ben: No worries,
Look over there,
Do you see what I see?
Ben 23: [ gasps ]
Mad Rook: Farewell, alternate Ben Tennysons,
Ben 23: I remember this joint,
Ben: I bet you do,
It's Professor Hokestar's special dimension-hopping Mr, Smoothy,
Rook: At last, You have no idea how worried I have been,
Ben: Dude! I've never been happier to see anyone!
Rook: The professor and I have been searching all over
every known universe for you --
and, uh, for your
extradimensional counterpart, as well,
Ben 23: Whoa! I'm really hearing the "no contractions" thing!
Ben: So, learn any valuable lessons from our visit to Benwood?
Ben 23: Absolutely -- no go camping,
Ben: [ imitates buzzer sounding ] Try again,
Ben 23: Uh,,,two days without video games feels like a week?
Ben: Nope,
Ben 23: Okay, okay,
I'm only worthy of my hero watch when I'm making other people's lives better,
There's a lot riding on what we do, and we'd better not blow it,
[ light applause ]
Rook: That,,, is a valuable lesson,
Ben: Yeah, I was going for "no chewing on azmuth," but this is better,
Can I mentor or what?