1 00:00:01,724 --> 00:00:03,655 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:08,000 - Previously on "All Stars"... 3 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:10,482 - Another one for Jimbo. 4 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:11,827 - In this game, you don't want to be 5 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:13,068 seen as the front-runner. 6 00:00:13,137 --> 00:00:15,172 Then you're a threat to everybody. 7 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:17,000 - For this week's Maxi Challenge, 8 00:00:17,068 --> 00:00:20,551 it's time to play Snatch Game of Love. 9 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,655 [cheers and applause] 10 00:00:21,724 --> 00:00:24,275 [laughter] 11 00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:31,965 - What color would your wedding dress be and why? 12 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,758 - I'm wearing orange on our wedding day, baby. 13 00:00:33,827 --> 00:00:35,758 - Tremendo. [laughs] 14 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,586 - Heidi, why did I hear you went to Jimbo 15 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:38,931 and told her that I'm coming for her? 16 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,448 - Because you did. 17 00:00:41,517 --> 00:00:43,931 You want to question my integrity? 18 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Really? 19 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,310 I love y'all. - No. 20 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,379 - No. - Heidi. 21 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,620 - I love y'all. I can't do this. 22 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:50,034 - No. - I can't. 23 00:00:50,103 --> 00:00:51,620 I cannot. I love y'all. - No. 24 00:00:51,689 --> 00:00:53,793 - I love y'all so much. - Heidi, no. 25 00:00:53,862 --> 00:00:55,275 What the fuck? 26 00:00:55,344 --> 00:00:57,241 - Jessica Wild, 27 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:58,551 Kahanna Montrese. 28 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:01,482 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom 29 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,344 All Stars of the week. 30 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:07,827 Jimbo, condragulations. 31 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:09,931 You are the top All Star of the week. 32 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,586 - Whoo-hoo! 33 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:15,000 - It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin. 34 00:01:15,068 --> 00:01:17,689 [cheers and applause] 35 00:01:17,758 --> 00:01:19,344 - Oh! 36 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,172 - Jasmine Kennedie, condragulations. 37 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:23,551 - Ah! 38 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,068 - You're a winner, baby. 39 00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:29,413 With great power comes great responsibility. 40 00:01:29,482 --> 00:01:31,896 That is why... 41 00:01:31,965 --> 00:01:33,206 no one is going home tonight. 42 00:01:33,275 --> 00:01:35,344 [all exclaiming] 43 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:46,241 [all vocalizing] 44 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:54,413 - Oh! 45 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,206 Bitch, I'm still here. 46 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:59,172 The luck gods have been smiling on me, child. 47 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:01,034 And I am overjoyed. 48 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:03,551 - Let's talk about you guys who are safe. 49 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:06,172 [all exclaiming] 50 00:02:06,241 --> 00:02:07,413 - Yes! 51 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,793 - We deserve to be here, 52 00:02:09,862 --> 00:02:11,448 both of us. - Down. Down. 53 00:02:11,517 --> 00:02:15,206 - I'm grateful to be safe and I'm not gonna take 54 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:16,827 this opportunity for granted. 55 00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:18,172 I don't want to be in the bottom 56 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,965 again, at least not here. 57 00:02:21,448 --> 00:02:22,862 No. 58 00:02:22,931 --> 00:02:24,275 - I want to know what's in that box. 59 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:25,586 - Yeah. - Do it. 60 00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:26,689 - Kahanna, you were safe. Kahanna, you do it. 61 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:29,413 - Kahanna. - Oh, Lord. 62 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:30,620 Y'all, I can never open this damn box. 63 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:32,724 - Thank God she's pretty. 64 00:02:32,793 --> 00:02:35,310 - All right, we got one for Kahanna. 65 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:40,482 Two for Kahanna. 66 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:43,103 Three for Kahanna. 67 00:02:43,172 --> 00:02:45,724 Four for Kahanna. 68 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:48,655 Five for Kahanna. 69 00:02:48,724 --> 00:02:49,793 One for Jessica. 70 00:02:49,862 --> 00:02:52,655 Who had did that? [laughter] 71 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:55,206 - Yeah, I had to pick your lipstick as well. 72 00:02:56,448 --> 00:02:59,275 - You know, I respect y'all's decision. 73 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:01,310 I was in the bottom twice. 74 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:03,862 Honestly, it makes me want it that much more, 75 00:03:03,931 --> 00:03:07,551 because I realize I could be gone if I slip up. 76 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,586 Bitch, get on it. 77 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:09,793 Remember why you're here 78 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,379 and remember what the end goal is. 79 00:03:11,448 --> 00:03:14,000 And that's to win and that's what I plan on doing. 80 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,310 - Bam. 81 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:16,655 - So hopefully y'all won't have to be 82 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:17,793 picking my lipsticks no more. 83 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:20,103 - I hope not to, god damn it. 84 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:22,413 And congratulations to Jimbo. 85 00:03:22,482 --> 00:03:24,931 [all exclaiming] 86 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,068 You won again, girl. How's it feel? 87 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:28,344 - Oh, my God, it's mixed emotions. 88 00:03:28,413 --> 00:03:31,379 I had such an amazing time in the Snatch Game 89 00:03:31,448 --> 00:03:33,551 and incredible critiques. 90 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,724 And then I went to do the lip sync 91 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:41,896 and I just fell on my face and I feel embarrassed. 92 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,413 - You shouldn't. - I do. I do. 93 00:03:43,482 --> 00:03:44,689 - Don't feel that way. 94 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:50,413 - I really wanted this time to go better. 95 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:52,793 And it's just... 96 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:53,930 - Let it out, girl. Let it out. 97 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,758 - Annoying. It's so fucking annoying. 98 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:58,517 I love performing. 99 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,827 And somehow I get on that fucking stage 100 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:04,448 and I choke every fucking time. 101 00:04:04,517 --> 00:04:07,068 And I can't stand it. 102 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:10,758 I've won three challenges, but I've lost every lip sync. 103 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,724 It's a really disappointing blow, 104 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:16,310 because drag queens are kind of known for their lip syncing. 105 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:18,379 But I get in front of Mama Ru on that stage, 106 00:04:18,447 --> 00:04:20,862 and there is something that I'm not delivering 107 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:22,551 over and over again. It's embarrassing. 108 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,344 It's all the feelings of today has 109 00:04:24,413 --> 00:04:27,724 just been so much, with Heidi going and all the dynamics. 110 00:04:27,793 --> 00:04:29,103 - Yes. 111 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:31,137 - It was a surprise that one of our sisters 112 00:04:31,206 --> 00:04:32,413 decided to leave the competition. 113 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:33,655 - Yeah. 114 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:35,000 - I thought Heidi was a real contender, 115 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:37,655 and I'm sorry that she got so shaken. 116 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:40,137 But it's changed things. 117 00:04:40,206 --> 00:04:41,965 - I just hope she didn't plant seeds here 118 00:04:42,034 --> 00:04:43,344 in people's heads that are gonna 119 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,655 grow as the competition moves forward. 120 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:47,793 Because I don't have to hide anything from anyone. 121 00:04:47,862 --> 00:04:49,275 If I feel some type of way, I will say it 122 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:50,482 to you right there and then. 123 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,034 - Oh, we know. We know. - You know. 124 00:04:52,103 --> 00:04:54,000 If I was gonna send you home, I would tell you, bitch, 125 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,586 you're competition. I'm gonna send you home. 126 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:57,827 So I just hope that that's not something moving forward. 127 00:05:01,241 --> 00:05:03,379 - I know that me being the front-runner makes people 128 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:04,793 really nervous, 129 00:05:04,862 --> 00:05:08,034 and some people make questionable decisions 130 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:09,379 when they're nervous. 131 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:10,827 But I can't worry about whether or not Kandy 132 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,344 is holding up her end of our alliance. 133 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,758 All I can do is stay true to my word, 134 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:16,862 hold up my end of the alliance, and hope for the best. 135 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:18,724 At the end of the day, it might bite me in the ass, 136 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:20,206 but I'm a man of my word. 137 00:05:20,275 --> 00:05:21,655 - The only thing we can do from this point 138 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:25,103 is move on and, bitch, make it to the top four. 139 00:05:25,172 --> 00:05:27,137 - Or top three or top two, because we don't know. 140 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:28,724 - I just wanna be on top, child. 141 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:30,241 - Girl, you ain't never been on top in your life, bitch. 142 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:31,655 [laughter] 143 00:05:31,724 --> 00:05:33,896 - Let's do this. - Let's do this. 144 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:36,068 - Let's get the fuck out of drag, honey. 145 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:38,586 I'm not really sure where I stand with these queens. 146 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:41,068 I really hope that, like, that shit Heidi pulled, 147 00:05:41,137 --> 00:05:42,413 that doesn't affect the competition. 148 00:05:42,482 --> 00:05:43,724 Because I'm not letting anything 149 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:45,517 get in my fucking way of me and that damn 150 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:47,862 fucking crown and them $200,000. 151 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,586 After all the drama, these hos could be 152 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:52,379 looking for any opportunity to get rid of me 153 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:54,172 and that cannot happen. 154 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:55,517 We're halfway there. 155 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:56,965 Nothing is getting in my way. 156 00:05:57,034 --> 00:05:59,827 The real competition has started. 157 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:05,241 - We are in there like booty hair. 158 00:06:06,689 --> 00:06:08,034 - ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 159 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:09,344 The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" 160 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:10,758 receives a one-year supply 161 00:06:10,827 --> 00:06:13,517 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 162 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:16,344 a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame, 163 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:19,896 and a cash prize of $200,000, 164 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:23,482 with extra-special guest judge Adam Shankman. 165 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:25,241 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 166 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:26,724 ♪ May the best drag queen win ♪ 167 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:28,965 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 168 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:35,206 [upbeat music] 169 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:36,310 - Yes. 170 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,827 [all shouting indistinctly] 171 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:41,241 - It's a brand-new day in the Werk Room and I-- 172 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,172 - Wait. - What? 173 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,586 - Oh, my God, look at those. 174 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,344 - Uh-oh. - [laughs] 175 00:06:47,413 --> 00:06:48,793 - Oh. 176 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:51,517 This room has had some redecorating done. 177 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:53,379 - Ms. Crawford. 178 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,758 - Joan for your nerve. 179 00:06:54,827 --> 00:06:56,034 - Oh, she's everywhere. 180 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:57,413 - We have a new mom in the room, y'all. 181 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,241 - Oh, my God, it's Mommie Dearest. 182 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,206 - It's Faye Dunaway. - What is happening? 183 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:04,172 [siren wailing] - Oh! 184 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:07,034 - She done already done had herses. 185 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:09,793 Ladies, there's only one way 186 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,655 to the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame. 187 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,206 You've got to earn it, Tina. 188 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,689 Why can't people give you the respect 189 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,586 that you're entitled to? 190 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:25,724 But nobody said life was fair. 191 00:07:25,793 --> 00:07:31,275 Now, Barbara, please, get L.B. Mayer on the phone. 192 00:07:31,344 --> 00:07:33,000 Walk me to my car. 193 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:36,413 [scoffs] Box office royalty. 194 00:07:37,551 --> 00:07:39,862 [sighs] 195 00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:42,586 [laughter] 196 00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:43,862 - I don't know what's happening, 197 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,310 but Joan Crawford is coming up in this house. 198 00:07:46,379 --> 00:07:47,448 - Yes. 199 00:07:47,517 --> 00:07:48,413 - Hello, hello, hello. 200 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:49,586 [all exclaiming] 201 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:51,241 Hi. 202 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:55,103 All Stars, now, over the decades, 203 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:59,586 Hollywood has created a galaxy of superstars. 204 00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:04,068 But two actresses in particular outshine them all. 205 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:08,586 The first is the queen of Hollywood, Joan Crawford. 206 00:08:09,379 --> 00:08:12,241 And the second is Faye Dunaway 207 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:15,896 playing Joan Crawford in the movie "Mommie Dearest." 208 00:08:15,965 --> 00:08:19,103 Now, Joan Crawford wasn't just a movie star. 209 00:08:19,172 --> 00:08:21,413 She was the movie star. 210 00:08:21,482 --> 00:08:24,965 And her charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent 211 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:28,689 is the stuff that legends are made of. 212 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,655 Now, "Mommie Dearest," a movie based on her life, 213 00:08:31,724 --> 00:08:34,068 is not only a camp classic. 214 00:08:34,136 --> 00:08:36,931 It's a master class in acting, 215 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,931 Hollywood politics, and survival. 216 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,895 So for this week's Maxi Challenge, 217 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:45,827 we are staging the world premiere 218 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:49,482 of "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical." 219 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:51,000 [all exclaiming] 220 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:52,344 - Fun. 221 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:55,931 - You'll each get to play Joan at a different stage 222 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,931 in her epic career. 223 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,172 #AllStars8, 224 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:04,931 first you'll record your solos with composer Leland. 225 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,862 - Yes. 226 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:08,827 - Then you'll work with the director 227 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:13,068 of hit movies like "Hairspray," "Rock of Ages," 228 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:17,379 and "Disenchanted," the one and only Adam Shankman. 229 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,517 - Wow. - Gosh. 230 00:09:19,586 --> 00:09:21,896 - And to help you get into character, 231 00:09:21,965 --> 00:09:25,896 we're providing iconic Joan Crawford-inspired 232 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:30,068 hairstyles courtesy of Wigs and Grace. 233 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,379 - OK. 234 00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:33,241 - And tomorrow on the runway, we're gonna 235 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:35,724 celebrate another legend. 236 00:09:35,793 --> 00:09:39,586 Category is Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses. 237 00:09:39,655 --> 00:09:42,172 [cheers and applause] 238 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:43,724 - Awesome. - Queen. 239 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:48,000 - This week really is about keeping up with the Joneses. 240 00:09:48,068 --> 00:09:49,413 Get it, Joan Crawford, Jones? 241 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:50,931 - Yeah. [laughter] 242 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,655 - All Stars, start your engines, 243 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:56,068 and may the best drag queen win. 244 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,758 [laughs] 245 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,655 - You know, I don't like when you jump 246 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,000 over the couch like that. 247 00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,206 - You don't? - No. 248 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,379 - That's gonna break something. 249 00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:06,827 - A Rusical challenge? 250 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:09,482 Oh, baby, this is me. 251 00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:10,689 Bring it on, Mama. 252 00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:13,965 - OK, I am triggered. 253 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:15,517 - Why? 254 00:10:15,586 --> 00:10:17,655 - On season 13, the Rusical was what technically 255 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:19,586 got me eliminated... - Oh, shit. 256 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:22,172 - Before RuPaul called my ass back and saved me. 257 00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:23,827 - It just seemed a little messy. 258 00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:26,758 - Kandy Muse, sashay away. 259 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,896 Kandy, Kandy, wait. 260 00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:31,724 I'm not ready for you to go. 261 00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:33,172 - [gasps] 262 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,965 - Not yet. 263 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:38,517 - So...[laughs] Here we are again. 264 00:10:38,586 --> 00:10:40,620 - Should we give it a read and a listen? 265 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,172 - Yes, read it. - Listen to it. 266 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,724 - The pressure is on, because RuPaul is 267 00:10:44,793 --> 00:10:46,586 a huge fan of Joan Crawford. 268 00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:48,344 Also we actually gotta sing. 269 00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:49,931 So we are listening to the tracks 270 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,827 and we're all trying to decide which role we want to play. 271 00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:54,827 I'm really feeling "Mommie Dearest" Joan. 272 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,275 I really like that one. 273 00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:58,724 - Any objections to Jaymes doing "Mommie Dearest"? 274 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,965 - No. - Yay, I got the part. 275 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:02,413 - Oh, my God, you're lucky. 276 00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,896 - I really, really want "let's go, Joan." 277 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:05,965 - The voguing one? 278 00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:07,137 You could really turn that. 279 00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:08,862 - Very vogue situation. - Oh, yes. 280 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:10,724 - OK. - I think you're the one. 281 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:13,413 - I like "hag superstar Joan." 282 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,344 - You'd be great in that. I think you're great for it. 283 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,758 - That's a good one. - Thank you, yeah. 284 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,655 I think I'm maybe the oldest one here now, so... 285 00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,517 - I'm stuck between two. 286 00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:23,896 "No more wire hangers" and then "MGM queen." 287 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:28,241 - It's Joan at her youngest and most beautiful, which, hello. 288 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,551 - Oh. Oh! 289 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,620 - You don't have those crazy eyes. 290 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,000 - So that's Kahanna. 291 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,310 - Let's be honest, who wants the country one? 292 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:38,551 - It's fast. 293 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,482 - It's like la, la, la, la, la, la to me. 294 00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:40,586 [laughter] 295 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,482 - I think it's a great opportunity 296 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:45,586 because it's the "Don't fuck with me, fellas," 297 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,413 scene, which is legendary. 298 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,344 "This is not my first rodeo" number. 299 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:50,896 It's really fast. 300 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,517 It's really wordy. 301 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,931 But if you can take a part like that, make it funny, 302 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,620 make it fierce, that could be a real opportunity. 303 00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:00,482 It's a risk, but I'm gonna take it. 304 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:03,310 - I really love "no more wire hangers." 305 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:04,482 - That one's everything. 306 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,931 - I'm like you. 307 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,724 I like the "no wire hangers." 308 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,344 - Well, I don't have another option, 309 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,000 so whatever it is that I have to do, that's the one I want. 310 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:13,482 - What do you mean you don't have another option? 311 00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,206 Like, you don't just get to say, this is mine 312 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,689 and I don't have another option. 313 00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,137 - I didn't say, this is mine. 314 00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:19,689 That's the one I want. 315 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:20,758 - OK. 316 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:21,931 - So there is no second choice? 317 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,931 - No. 318 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,241 - What are we gonna do? 319 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,793 - Do you want to death drop for it? 320 00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,931 Do you want to backflip for it? 321 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,758 - I'm not backflipping for a fucking role. 322 00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,206 [laughter] 323 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,413 - Should we audition? 324 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,689 - They could sing into the wire hanger. 325 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:34,931 That's their mic. 326 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,275 - Based on these, we vote who gets it. 327 00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:37,275 - OK. 328 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:38,965 - [shrieks] 329 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,000 [laughter] 330 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:42,448 I'm about to have a stroke, 331 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:44,275 but let's do it. 332 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:45,758 - All right, ladies. Let's go. 333 00:12:45,827 --> 00:12:47,344 - Oh, my God. 334 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:49,068 Of course we have to audition. 335 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,413 I'm down to go toe to toe with a bitch. 336 00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:54,034 But, baby, let's bring it. 337 00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:57,034 [tense music] 338 00:12:57,103 --> 00:13:02,689 ♪ ♪ 339 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,517 - ♪ Christina, you're in danger ♪ 340 00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:05,620 - Yeah. 341 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:08,586 - ♪ No, no more ♪ 342 00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:11,275 - Jessica. [laughs] 343 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,689 Come on, sister, get it together. 344 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,448 - ♪ Am I overreacting, yes ♪ 345 00:13:15,517 --> 00:13:17,241 - ♪ But it's a really expensive dress ♪ 346 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,758 - ♪ So now get down on your knees ♪ 347 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:20,206 - ♪ Your dress--mess ♪ - ♪ Clean up this mess ♪ 348 00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:22,103 both: ♪ Barbara, please ♪ 349 00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:23,310 - ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Hangers ♪ 350 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,517 - ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Hangers ♪ 351 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,655 - ♪ No more wire hangers ♪ 352 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,827 - Yes, honey. 353 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,310 - That was good. - Well done. 354 00:13:31,379 --> 00:13:32,586 - Wow. 355 00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:34,758 - Even though the Cookie Monster voice is strong, 356 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,137 it is hitting the notes. 357 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,310 That's your role, girl, at least for me. 358 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:40,689 - I mean, I agree, you killed that, Kandy. 359 00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:42,275 - All right. - All right. 360 00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:44,586 - I accept. So it's your part. 361 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:47,965 And I'm gonna do my best with "bring me the ax." 362 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,965 - I'm happy that I got the role I wanted. 363 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:53,172 But now I have to prove not only to myself 364 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:55,310 but to the other girls that I can finally 365 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,758 get a win with this role. 366 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:59,758 This needs to be my big moment. 367 00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:01,241 Talk about pressure. 368 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,551 All right, so that's the Rusical. 369 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:04,896 - [laughs] [bell dings] 370 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,344 - [laughs] [engine zooming] 371 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:13,206 [upbeat music] 372 00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:15,310 [all exclaiming] 373 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:16,862 - Hey! - Oh! 374 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:19,068 - It's time to record our vocals with Leland, 375 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,379 and I am excited because, bitch, 376 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,379 I'm a Joan Crawford stan. 377 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,827 And, baby, we're gonna nail this out. 378 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,344 - Hello, ladies. 379 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:28,827 - Hi. - Hi, Leland. 380 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:31,000 - Are you ready to make some Hollywood herstory? 381 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,275 - Absolutely. 382 00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,275 - Joan has some pretty big shoes to fill, 383 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:35,448 but I think we can do it. 384 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:37,068 - Good thing we have big feet. 385 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,965 [laughter] - All right, well, let's do it. 386 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:40,275 - When it comes to vocals, I'm like 387 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:42,793 a very high Paula Abdul. 388 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,448 [laughter] - Here we go. 389 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,206 - OK. [clears throat] 390 00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:48,620 - "Wire hangers Joan." 391 00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,758 I'm very excited to hear you sing this. 392 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,241 - [giggles] 393 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:55,586 - ♪ The MGM queen ♪ 394 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:56,655 - Great. Let's get that. 395 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:57,965 - Do I have to do that falsetto? 396 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,103 - I want you to do it in chest voice. 397 00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,103 - OK, OK. - Go for it. 398 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,275 - I'll try. 399 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,896 - ♪ The two of us in pictures ♪ 400 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:04,896 ♪ What a glorious pair ♪ 401 00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,758 - She's good. She's damn good. 402 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:10,172 - Jaymes is doing what Jaymes does best. 403 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,103 She's a very comedic kind of queen. 404 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,758 Characters is what she does, and I feel like she 405 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,379 is the dark horse this week. 406 00:15:18,965 --> 00:15:20,275 I see you, bitch. 407 00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:22,862 - ♪ Christina, darling ♪ 408 00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:26,482 ♪ Call me your Mommie Dearest ♪ 409 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,758 - I like the sinister delivery of "Mommie Dearest." 410 00:15:30,827 --> 00:15:32,172 I think that's gonna be wonderful. 411 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,172 - Thank you. [laughs] 412 00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:35,448 - 1, 2, 3. 413 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,655 - ♪ Woman on a mission, ambition ♪ 414 00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,482 ♪ Can't believe they'd make me audition ♪ 415 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,344 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 416 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:42,413 - Love that. 417 00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:43,482 Yeah, what a fun tone. 418 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:46,793 - ♪ The MGM queen ♪ 419 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,000 Ooh child, no. 420 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,482 Uh-uh. [laughter] 421 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,413 - So just take a deep breath and get that last line. 422 00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:54,172 If you were ever gonna push, now's the time. 423 00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:56,103 - I hope I don't crack no windows. 424 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,000 - Clench, squeeze, just give me that note. 425 00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,241 - Oh, my gosh. - Here we go. 426 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,931 - OK, I'm good at squeezing. - [laughs] 427 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,206 - ♪ The MGM queen, ah ♪ 428 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:07,655 - Perfect. - Oh. 429 00:16:07,724 --> 00:16:09,896 - Christina darling. 430 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:13,517 ♪ Are you trying to kill me ♪ 431 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:14,517 - The pitch is there. 432 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:15,620 I'm not worried about that. 433 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,000 Think about those acting moments. 434 00:16:17,068 --> 00:16:19,379 That twisted piece of metal. 435 00:16:19,448 --> 00:16:23,310 ♪ That twisted piece of metal staring right at me ♪ 436 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:25,068 - We got it. Let's keep moving. 437 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,655 - Work. - Here we go. 438 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:33,068 ♪ I'm still Joan ♪ 439 00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:35,103 - Oh! [laughter] 440 00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:36,275 Yeah. 441 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,379 Rewriting that melody a little bit. 442 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,793 - I ain't gonna say I'm a singer. 443 00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:41,965 You know, if I was to be a singer, 444 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,931 I would be like a Milli Vanilli. 445 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,310 - 1, 2, 3. 446 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,275 - But I came here on a mission to win. 447 00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:50,000 Bitch, I'm about to give you a full production, girl. 448 00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:54,068 ♪ I'm still ♪ 449 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:59,724 ♪ Joan ♪ 450 00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:01,586 - There you go. You got it. 451 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,620 - Joan is in the building, bitch. 452 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,862 - Welcome, Jimbo, you old hag. 453 00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,517 - ♪ Hollywood, Hollywood ♪ 454 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,862 - Yes, crank it up. Last chorus. 455 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,619 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 456 00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:12,931 - Yes, yes. 457 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,310 - ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 458 00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:17,344 All right, I'm ready. 459 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:18,758 - Have you sang a rock song before 460 00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:20,758 or anything in this genre? - Yeah. 461 00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:21,792 - Really? - I love the rock. 462 00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:23,205 ♪ Ow ♪ 463 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,827 - Amazing. - [laughs] 464 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:28,000 This part was not my first choice, but, baby, 465 00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:29,448 that's not gonna stop me. 466 00:17:29,517 --> 00:17:30,862 I'm ready. 467 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,482 [laughs wickedly] 468 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:36,724 ♪ Bring me the ass ♪ 469 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:38,413 - Not ass, ax. 470 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:39,931 [laughter] - What's wrong with that? 471 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 - Nothing wrong with that. 472 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,206 - Give me that X. 473 00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:45,034 - ♪ Somebody bring me the ass ♪ 474 00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:46,034 - Ax. 475 00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:48,068 - Ass. [laughter] 476 00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,896 - Can we get some ass to the main stage? 477 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,379 Jessica Wild wants ass. 478 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,758 - ♪ Bring me the ass ♪ 479 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,482 - That was--are you fucking with me? 480 00:17:56,551 --> 00:17:58,172 [laughter] 481 00:17:58,241 --> 00:17:59,896 - I'll have what she's having. 482 00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:01,862 - Ax. - Ax. 483 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,344 It's ax, right? 484 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,206 ♪ Bring me the ax ♪ 485 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:08,620 - There we go. We got it. 486 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,068 - Oh, wow. I learned. 487 00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:13,862 - Stop tap-dancing around the subject, fellas. 488 00:18:13,931 --> 00:18:15,965 - "Boardroom bitch Joan." 489 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,551 - In my musical theater training, 490 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,034 I learned that this is what you call 491 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:22,827 a patter song where the words come fast and furiously. 492 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,586 I gotta do my trills. 493 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,689 [vocalizing] 494 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:30,793 ♪ Are you suits all in cahoots ♪ 495 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,413 ♪ Don't try to kick me off the board ♪ 496 00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,068 ♪ Not so fast, you-- ♪ 497 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,172 Whew. - You got it. 498 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,413 And I actually think you should lean into the comedy 499 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,034 of running out of air. - Out of breath? OK. 500 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,310 - ♪ That's a fight you can't afford ♪ 501 00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:43,586 [inhales deeply] ♪ Here's my ♪ 502 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:44,965 Like lean into that, all right? 503 00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,344 - OK. - 1, 2. 504 00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:47,931 - ♪ Dear old Ally was my pally and you ♪ 505 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,275 ♪ Drove him to his grave ♪ 506 00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:51,068 ♪ I fought monsters back in Hollywood ♪ 507 00:18:51,137 --> 00:18:52,344 ♪ That make you boys look tame ♪ 508 00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:53,724 ♪ Are you suits all in cahoots ♪ 509 00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,137 ♪ Don't try and kick me off the board ♪ 510 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,000 ♪ Not so fast, you sneaky bastards ♪ 511 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,448 ♪ That's a fight you can't afford ♪ 512 00:18:58,517 --> 00:18:59,655 [inhales deeply] 513 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,275 - Great, great, we got it. 514 00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,448 - Mm-hmm. 515 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,379 - [vocalizing] 516 00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:09,724 [applause] 517 00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,068 - Good job, Alexis. 518 00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:15,344 - Oh! 519 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,275 - Hey, ladies. 520 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:18,931 [cheers and applause] 521 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 I am such a major, 522 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,206 crazy fan of you guys, 523 00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:23,965 so this is super thrilling for me 524 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,620 and I'm glad some of you wore heels. 525 00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:28,758 - I'm very excited because I'm going 526 00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,172 to do a choreography with the one 527 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,448 and the only Adam Shankman. 528 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,310 And this is huge. 529 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:38,206 He's been directing a lot of movies, 530 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:40,206 musicals like "Hairspray." 531 00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:41,758 - It's a sensible jazz shoe. 532 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,000 - This is great for my résumé. 533 00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:47,448 - In this challenge, we are resurrecting 534 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,344 our beloved Joan Crawford. 535 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:52,206 We've got a lot of work to do, because putting 536 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,379 a Joan Crawford Rusical in front of Mother 537 00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:58,000 half-assed is a very bad idea. 538 00:19:58,068 --> 00:20:00,241 - Mm-hmm. - Nobody wants to see that. 539 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,586 All right. 540 00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:06,172 So fan kick with that left leg. - OK. 541 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,172 - You don't have to be kicking your face. 542 00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:08,241 - OK. 543 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,413 - But if you can, I want you to. 544 00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:10,931 [grunting] 545 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,517 - That-- - Bam. 546 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,896 - Even though I consider myself a performer and dancer, 547 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,517 Adam is super technical. 548 00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:18,275 And I'm not a technical dancer. 549 00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,206 I'm just a girl who gets onstage 550 00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,586 and lives her best life. 551 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,620 - Chaîné here. 552 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,000 Up. 553 00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,172 OK? 554 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,275 There. 555 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:30,172 [laughs] 556 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:31,931 I'm too frickin' old. 557 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,137 Don't let me kick higher than you. 558 00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,793 - OK, tea. 559 00:20:34,862 --> 00:20:36,275 - So you're "let's go, Joan." 560 00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:38,931 - Yes. - Joan loved giving face. 561 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,758 She was very much, I can change lives just with an expression. 562 00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,206 So that's gonna be what I need you serving in this. 563 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,620 - OK. 564 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:47,793 Right now I'm doing well in the competition. 565 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,068 I haven't been in the bottom. 566 00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:52,896 But, bitch, I still haven't won nothing yet. 567 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:56,413 - Left, right, 568 00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,827 then helicopter. 569 00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:02,931 And then you're gonna come down and give face. 570 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,137 - I am living for this number, 'cause it's very fierce, 571 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:09,965 very face, very attitude, aka everything that I love. 572 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,689 - How does this feel so far? - It feels lovely. 573 00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,655 It feels sexy. I feel it in my inside parts. 574 00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:16,896 I feel in love. 575 00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:20,310 Baby, this is gonna be a LaLa Ri experience, darling. 576 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,034 - I don't even care what's going on down here, 577 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,344 because what's going on up there is so good. 578 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,586 It is so good up here. 579 00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:27,724 - Ow! 580 00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:29,310 - Work. 581 00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:32,551 - How do you think this Joan would move? 582 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,034 - Whenever I watch Joan Crawford movies, 583 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,034 I always notice how, like, stiff but graceful she is. 584 00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:37,517 - Uh-huh. - Like, it's very, like, 585 00:21:37,586 --> 00:21:39,517 always shoulders and she doesn't-- 586 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:41,241 - Oh, my God, same arm, same leg. 587 00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:42,689 You just went same arm, same leg. 588 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:44,103 I was like, oh. 589 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,689 - You're in for it with me, because when it comes 590 00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:48,689 to learning choreo, let's just say, 591 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,586 I ain't no Mitzi Gaynor. 592 00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:55,413 - Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, badom. 593 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,482 - I think I fucked up the legs. 594 00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:58,103 - Why? 595 00:21:58,172 --> 00:21:59,413 - No one's gonna know. 596 00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:00,448 - I'll know. 597 00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:01,551 Let's try that again. 598 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,241 1, 2, 3, 4-- 599 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:05,517 3, 4, 600 00:22:05,586 --> 00:22:09,172 5, 6, 7, hip. 601 00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,551 [laughs] 602 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,827 - I think when it comes to Jaymes and dancing, 603 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:13,827 they don't know each other. 604 00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,000 - Thank you. 605 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:17,896 - You know, all the left feet. 606 00:22:17,965 --> 00:22:20,586 - So this has that awesome rocker vibe. 607 00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:22,896 What do you know about this scene? 608 00:22:22,965 --> 00:22:26,000 - I know she got very crazy because she 609 00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,275 lost her job, basically. 610 00:22:27,344 --> 00:22:28,379 - Yeah. 611 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,482 What I want this to be is literally 612 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:36,241 a representation of her, like, of just pure rage. 613 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:39,034 - I want pure rage. 614 00:22:39,103 --> 00:22:44,034 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 615 00:22:44,103 --> 00:22:46,241 - Yes, ma'am. - Wow, Jessica. 616 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:48,034 Are you a dancer? 617 00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:50,275 - I think. - [laughs] 618 00:22:50,344 --> 00:22:53,137 Now from here, I want, like, undulating. 619 00:22:54,137 --> 00:22:55,689 You're just coming like that. 620 00:22:55,758 --> 00:22:58,068 - I think it was fate that I ended up with this part, 621 00:22:58,137 --> 00:23:00,379 because it's a lot of dance. 622 00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:02,551 - [grunting] 623 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:05,724 - And the judges and the girls are going to learn 624 00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:07,965 this week why I am wild. 625 00:23:08,034 --> 00:23:09,482 - Go insane. 626 00:23:09,551 --> 00:23:11,758 Insane and stop. 627 00:23:11,827 --> 00:23:12,965 Hammer time. 628 00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:14,758 [applause] 629 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,000 So you're taking us to a hoedown. 630 00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,172 - Right. 631 00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:18,344 - Have you ever been to a hoedown? 632 00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,620 - Little red schoolhouse in New York City. 633 00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:21,862 [laughs] 634 00:23:21,931 --> 00:23:24,206 - There's just nothing more down-home 635 00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:26,068 than a New York City hoedown. 636 00:23:26,137 --> 00:23:27,655 [laughter] 637 00:23:27,724 --> 00:23:30,931 - I've got my custom LaDucas on and I'm going to the rodeo. 638 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,517 - So you're just gonna go bom, bom, bom, bom. 639 00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:35,827 - I've been in "Oklahoma" twice. 640 00:23:35,896 --> 00:23:37,689 I got this. - That make sense? 641 00:23:37,758 --> 00:23:38,827 - I think so. 642 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:40,793 - You so don't think so. [laughter] 643 00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:43,000 - Can we do the box one more time? 644 00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:47,517 - You have to step and touch and step and touch. 645 00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:49,655 It's much simpler than you just made it. 646 00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:50,827 You're making it harder on yourself. 647 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,241 - How about we just do legs? - OK. 648 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:54,068 5, 6, 7, 8. 649 00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:56,000 - I was thinking for my hag, you know, 650 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,344 we'd be doing things like knitting. 651 00:23:58,413 --> 00:24:00,068 Maybe we'd do a crossword. 652 00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:03,241 Maybe we would visit with a child we don't remember. 653 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:05,275 - Do you know the monkey? - OK. 654 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,724 - Do you know that step? - Bom, bom, bom. 655 00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:09,655 - Lady, we got a lot of work to do here. 656 00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,413 - But instead they have me dancing. 657 00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:12,793 Oh, Christ. 658 00:24:14,068 --> 00:24:15,724 - So let's get our wire hangers on. 659 00:24:15,793 --> 00:24:17,103 I feel so butch. 660 00:24:17,172 --> 00:24:18,275 [laughter] 661 00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:20,724 I have a recollection that you did not 662 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,862 do so well on your season in your Rusical. 663 00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:24,137 - Yeah. 664 00:24:24,206 --> 00:24:25,137 - We're not gonna let that happen again. 665 00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:27,172 5, 6. We're gonna jump. 666 00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:30,896 It's gonna go up above the head and up above the head. 667 00:24:30,965 --> 00:24:32,758 Yeah, it's gonna do that. 668 00:24:32,827 --> 00:24:34,137 But you don't go-- 669 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,724 you only go half turn, half turn. 670 00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,000 - Down. 671 00:24:39,068 --> 00:24:40,482 - All right, Kandy, this is your time. 672 00:24:40,551 --> 00:24:42,068 Come on. - Huh. 673 00:24:42,137 --> 00:24:44,206 Hand on the hip. Come on. 674 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:47,206 You know better than to just let your left arm dangle. 675 00:24:47,275 --> 00:24:50,034 And up, down, up, down. 676 00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:51,482 You're gonna get this. 677 00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:53,482 - Whoo, girl, 678 00:24:53,551 --> 00:24:55,551 help me. 679 00:24:57,137 --> 00:24:58,586 - [laughs] [bell dings] 680 00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:04,517 - [laughs] [engine zooming] 681 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,517 [upbeat music] 682 00:25:06,586 --> 00:25:07,586 - Christina! 683 00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:09,103 - It's Rusical day. 684 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,034 - Bring me the ax. 685 00:25:11,103 --> 00:25:13,379 - Not my first time at the rodeo. 686 00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:14,931 It's the day of the show. 687 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,413 We are gonna perform "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical" 688 00:25:17,482 --> 00:25:19,586 in front of the judges today. 689 00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:21,586 - Are we ready to channel Joan Crawford? 690 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:23,827 - Yes, let's bring her back from the dead. 691 00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:26,793 - I have been rehearsing all night and I'm full of nerves. 692 00:25:26,862 --> 00:25:27,965 But you know what? 693 00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:29,896 I'm always nervous before I perform. 694 00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:31,275 This is what I do. 695 00:25:31,344 --> 00:25:34,896 I live, eat, sleep, and breathe theater. 696 00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:36,241 - Kandy. - Yeah? 697 00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:37,551 - Yours is gonna take so fast. 698 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,275 You just gotta smear cream on your face. 699 00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:41,586 - I know. I'm not used to looking unglamorous, 700 00:25:41,655 --> 00:25:45,137 so should be real interesting today. 701 00:25:45,206 --> 00:25:46,689 [laughs] 702 00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:50,620 - I'm excited. 703 00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:52,103 I love my part. 704 00:25:52,172 --> 00:25:54,827 This anger, rock and roll. 705 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:56,068 She lost her job. 706 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,896 - Yeah, she's pissed. She's fired. 707 00:25:57,965 --> 00:26:00,344 - And she's in her 40s, so I'm feeling 708 00:26:00,413 --> 00:26:02,344 identify with her when you are 40 709 00:26:02,413 --> 00:26:04,655 and you think that everything is over. 710 00:26:04,724 --> 00:26:07,000 And it's not. - No, it's not. 711 00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:08,724 - How do you feel with your part, Jimbo? 712 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:09,862 - I love my part. 713 00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:11,275 The hag in the wheelchair from 714 00:26:11,344 --> 00:26:13,172 "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" 715 00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:14,931 But I'm a little bit nervous. 716 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,586 I went home on my Rusical. 717 00:26:16,655 --> 00:26:18,793 - Girl, preaching to the choir. 718 00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:21,517 - I am shaking in my boots. 719 00:26:21,586 --> 00:26:23,413 Choreography and dancing is, 720 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:25,482 you know, know, a little bit of an Achilles tendon 721 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:28,068 for me, if that's even how that goes. 722 00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:29,965 My Achilles' heel. Whatever. 723 00:26:30,034 --> 00:26:31,827 There is, like, some tricky footwork. 724 00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:33,655 I've just been practicing and stuff. 725 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:36,689 So hopefully I'm good. 726 00:26:36,758 --> 00:26:39,034 I hope I can just make it through this challenge, 727 00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:40,862 because I know if I land in the bottom, 728 00:26:40,931 --> 00:26:42,413 any of these bitches might take 729 00:26:42,482 --> 00:26:44,000 the opportunity to take me out. 730 00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:47,827 - How do you feel? 731 00:26:47,896 --> 00:26:49,655 - I'm feeling pretty good about this, 732 00:26:49,724 --> 00:26:51,517 because I'm very familiar with the subject matter. 733 00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:52,965 - Uh-huh. 734 00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:54,551 - And I got to take a comedy approach with my number, 735 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:56,758 so I'm excited about this, because I 736 00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:58,689 get to be so over the top and beat 737 00:26:58,758 --> 00:27:00,206 the shit out of Christina. 738 00:27:00,275 --> 00:27:01,896 [laughs] - Yes. 739 00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:04,689 - It's super important that I make sure my character of Joan 740 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,620 shines through and really just explore 741 00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:09,482 comedy with this, which is something 742 00:27:09,551 --> 00:27:12,275 that has been my strong suit in this competition. 743 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,068 I can give you Joan all day long. 744 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:17,103 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Charles. 745 00:27:17,172 --> 00:27:18,758 No, that's Gloria Swanson. 746 00:27:18,827 --> 00:27:20,103 Oh, my God. 747 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,655 - Ooh, Jessica, you look crazy right now. 748 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,551 - Oh, girl, you want crazy? Check these lips out. 749 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,379 - Ah! Yes! 750 00:27:26,448 --> 00:27:27,724 [laughs] 751 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:29,344 - I'm excited to do a Rusical again. 752 00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,965 I had so much fun doing Kardashian. 753 00:27:32,034 --> 00:27:33,586 Like-- - Oh, you did so good too. 754 00:27:33,655 --> 00:27:36,862 - Just, like, stepping into the shoes of another character, 755 00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:39,448 it's such an opportunity to express yourself. 756 00:27:39,517 --> 00:27:41,965 I feel like we all have been given such a gift 757 00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:43,896 in getting to step into the shoes of the one 758 00:27:43,965 --> 00:27:45,172 and only Joan Crawford. 759 00:27:45,241 --> 00:27:46,689 - I love it. It's so fun. 760 00:27:46,758 --> 00:27:50,068 - And not only that, bitch, the runway is Grace Jones. 761 00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:51,896 - Yes. 762 00:27:51,965 --> 00:27:54,862 - When I was younger, I would, like, you know, 763 00:27:54,931 --> 00:27:58,551 go in my mother's backyard and dance and sing all night 764 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:00,620 and try to emulate Grace Jones because that's like the only 765 00:28:00,689 --> 00:28:03,896 dark person that I saw on TV that looked like me that made 766 00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:05,482 me feel like, oh, maybe I can be famous one day 767 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:07,448 or maybe I can, like, do this, you know, on TV one day. 768 00:28:07,517 --> 00:28:08,758 - Yeah. 769 00:28:08,827 --> 00:28:11,310 - So it's just like an amazing day today. 770 00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:13,482 When I first started off doing drag, 771 00:28:13,551 --> 00:28:15,827 I was inspired by Grace Jones. 772 00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:17,103 It's just her aura. 773 00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:18,413 They don't know Grace Jones 774 00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:19,827 the way I know Grace Jones, baby. 775 00:28:19,896 --> 00:28:21,965 I'm about to piss all over the stage, bitch. 776 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,275 Come on, girl. 777 00:28:23,344 --> 00:28:26,103 - You guys, we're halfway through the competition. 778 00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,551 - I was just thinking that. 779 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,413 Really, after this we're going straight to six. 780 00:28:30,482 --> 00:28:32,000 - Oh, my God. - Six girls. 781 00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:33,655 - Mm-hmm. - Six girls. 782 00:28:33,724 --> 00:28:35,758 - I'm sorry, girlies, but, baby, I'm 783 00:28:35,827 --> 00:28:37,689 throwing marbles on the stage. 784 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,689 - This is gonna be a battle. 785 00:28:39,758 --> 00:28:43,000 The group is getting smaller and smaller 786 00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:45,517 and the competition is getting stronger. 787 00:28:45,586 --> 00:28:48,517 The girls are more hungry for the crown. 788 00:28:48,586 --> 00:28:50,758 These bitches are fierce and we are 789 00:28:50,827 --> 00:28:53,655 ready to bring the house down. 790 00:28:53,724 --> 00:28:55,241 - Oh! - We know there has to be 791 00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:57,862 some bottoms tonight, so how are we gonna vote? 792 00:28:57,931 --> 00:29:00,275 - I think at this point in the competition, I'm like, 793 00:29:00,344 --> 00:29:02,172 the track records are, like, settling in. 794 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,448 Some of us have been in the bottom once, twice. 795 00:29:04,517 --> 00:29:05,620 I don't know. 796 00:29:05,689 --> 00:29:06,827 - There's definitely, like, a lot 797 00:29:06,896 --> 00:29:09,241 of history in the competition already 798 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,034 to see how people are doing. 799 00:29:11,103 --> 00:29:13,379 And also we gotta see how people perform today. 800 00:29:13,448 --> 00:29:14,724 - Yeah. 801 00:29:14,793 --> 00:29:16,206 - And for what I see, it's gonna be difficult, 802 00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:18,931 because everybody's doing fucking good. 803 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,034 - I'm nervous for every elimination. 804 00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:23,103 But this week I can't land in the bottom, 805 00:29:23,172 --> 00:29:24,862 because at this point, I don't know how the girls 806 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,275 are feeling about me. 807 00:29:26,344 --> 00:29:28,034 Girl, for all I know, they could 808 00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:29,689 be gunning to send me home. 809 00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:33,655 - You better clean up this filthy, filthy station. 810 00:29:33,724 --> 00:29:35,896 Look at these dirty brushes! 811 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:37,965 - Mommie. 812 00:29:38,034 --> 00:29:40,482 - Don't fuck with me, fellas. 813 00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:42,724 - [laughs] - Bring me the ax. 814 00:29:42,793 --> 00:29:44,068 - Helga, when you clean the floors, 815 00:29:44,137 --> 00:29:45,413 you have to move the tree. 816 00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:46,862 - [laughs] 817 00:29:46,931 --> 00:29:48,551 - I'm not mad at you, Helga. I'm mad at the dirt. 818 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,517 - No more wire hangers 819 00:29:52,586 --> 00:29:54,000 ever! 820 00:29:54,068 --> 00:29:56,068 - Precious, Precious. 821 00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:57,551 Get your ass down here, Precious. 822 00:29:57,620 --> 00:30:00,896 [laughter] 823 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:01,965 - Wrong movie, sis. 824 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,137 - Oh, wrong movie? Oh, shit. 825 00:30:05,551 --> 00:30:08,448 [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"] 826 00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:13,551 ♪ ♪ 827 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,862 - [laughs] 828 00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:18,413 ♪ ♪ 829 00:30:18,482 --> 00:30:20,206 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 830 00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:22,413 ♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪ 831 00:30:22,482 --> 00:30:23,655 - Yes. 832 00:30:23,724 --> 00:30:25,724 [applause] 833 00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:27,724 Snatched. 834 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:28,896 Can you breathe? 835 00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:30,517 - No. - That means it's working. 836 00:30:30,586 --> 00:30:32,517 - [laughs] Welcome to the main stage 837 00:30:32,586 --> 00:30:35,103 of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars." 838 00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:39,034 She knows where to find the boys and the booze. 839 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:40,172 It's Michelle Visage. 840 00:30:40,241 --> 00:30:42,206 - That's right. 841 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,896 - That's right what? 842 00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:46,241 - That's right, Mommie Dearest? 843 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:50,206 - When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it. 844 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,172 Do you mean it? 845 00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:55,172 - I mean it. 846 00:30:55,241 --> 00:30:56,379 Help. 847 00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:58,275 - [laughs] 848 00:30:58,344 --> 00:31:02,482 She's bigger and faster and she will always beat you. 849 00:31:02,551 --> 00:31:03,862 It's Ts Madison. 850 00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:06,862 - Nobody said life was fair, bitch. 851 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:09,413 - [laughs] 852 00:31:09,482 --> 00:31:13,689 And our extra-special guest judge, Adam Shankman. 853 00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:16,551 - I am 854 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:21,482 one of your fans. 855 00:31:21,551 --> 00:31:23,241 [laughter] Oh! 856 00:31:23,310 --> 00:31:24,689 That's pretty. 857 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,103 - This week we challenged our queens 858 00:31:26,172 --> 00:31:28,655 to sing and dance the house down 859 00:31:28,724 --> 00:31:32,379 in "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical." 860 00:31:32,448 --> 00:31:35,413 And tonight on the runway, category is 861 00:31:35,482 --> 00:31:39,034 Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses. 862 00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:41,310 All Stars, start your engines, 863 00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,655 and may the best drag queen win. 864 00:31:44,793 --> 00:31:46,137 [laughs] [bell dings] 865 00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,482 - [laughs] [engine zooming] 866 00:31:51,551 --> 00:31:54,103 And now the world premiere 867 00:31:54,172 --> 00:31:58,379 of "Joan! The Unauthorized Rusical." 868 00:31:58,448 --> 00:32:01,448 [grand music] 869 00:32:01,517 --> 00:32:04,965 ♪ ♪ 870 00:32:05,034 --> 00:32:07,103 - When I came to Hollywood, this town 871 00:32:07,172 --> 00:32:09,275 was barely a decade old. 872 00:32:10,827 --> 00:32:14,137 - I guess you could say we grew up together. 873 00:32:15,103 --> 00:32:18,758 - I had a career that spanned half a century. 874 00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:22,586 - I made 85 pictures and some pretty damn good ones too. 875 00:32:22,655 --> 00:32:23,931 - [laughs] 876 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,724 - But for every victory, there was a price to pay. 877 00:32:27,793 --> 00:32:30,379 - You want to know my story? 878 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,241 Hmm? 879 00:32:32,310 --> 00:32:34,000 - OK, let's go. 880 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,482 [applause] 881 00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:43,931 - ♪ I begin as a hoofer named Lucille LeSueur ♪ 882 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,793 ♪ Then Hollywood phoned 1924 ♪ 883 00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:50,586 ♪ Make flicks as a flapper ♪ 884 00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:52,655 ♪ Some called me a whore but ♪ 885 00:32:52,724 --> 00:32:54,241 ♪ I'm on the scene ♪ 886 00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:58,034 ♪ The future MGM queen ♪ 887 00:32:58,103 --> 00:33:00,413 ♪ Changed my name to Crawford ♪ 888 00:33:00,482 --> 00:33:03,068 ♪ I had ambition ♪ 889 00:33:03,137 --> 00:33:08,241 ♪ To be number one for box office admission ♪ 890 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:11,172 ♪ Worked hard, married up, earned beaucoup recognition ♪ 891 00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:13,172 ♪ Up there on the screen ♪ 892 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:17,448 ♪ The reigning MGM queen ♪ 893 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,724 ♪ Hit after hit, they put me on the map ♪ 894 00:33:19,793 --> 00:33:22,206 ♪ So did sitting on old Louis B.'s lap ♪ 895 00:33:22,275 --> 00:33:24,655 ♪ But I took my job very seriously ♪ 896 00:33:24,724 --> 00:33:29,724 ♪ And became Hollywood royalty ♪ 897 00:33:29,793 --> 00:33:35,034 ♪ Clawed my way to the top in nails jungle red ♪ 898 00:33:35,103 --> 00:33:39,793 ♪ Had Fairbanks and Gable and more all in my bed ♪ 899 00:33:39,862 --> 00:33:43,068 ♪ I'm the woman on top, the one getting ahead ♪ 900 00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:45,689 ♪ How lucky for me ♪ 901 00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:49,448 ♪ The MGM queen ♪ 902 00:33:49,517 --> 00:33:50,482 [applause] 903 00:33:50,551 --> 00:33:51,689 Now, the only thing missing 904 00:33:51,758 --> 00:33:53,241 was someone I could love. 905 00:33:53,310 --> 00:33:57,310 So I adopted a beautiful baby girl. 906 00:34:01,103 --> 00:34:03,000 - ♪ Your sweet little face ♪ 907 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,931 ♪ Your platinum hair ♪ 908 00:34:08,862 --> 00:34:11,034 ♪ The two of us in pictures ♪ 909 00:34:11,103 --> 00:34:13,724 ♪ What a glorious pair ♪ 910 00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:14,724 [laughter] 911 00:34:14,793 --> 00:34:16,793 ♪ If you wonder how ♪ 912 00:34:18,275 --> 00:34:20,655 ♪ I'd like to be addressed ♪ 913 00:34:22,275 --> 00:34:24,862 ♪ Christina, darling ♪ 914 00:34:24,931 --> 00:34:28,137 ♪ Call me your Mommie Dearest ♪ 915 00:34:28,206 --> 00:34:30,620 ♪ Keep only one gift ♪ 916 00:34:31,724 --> 00:34:34,344 ♪ The one you like the best ♪ 917 00:34:35,585 --> 00:34:37,896 ♪ Christina, darling ♪ 918 00:34:37,965 --> 00:34:41,172 ♪ Call me your Mommie Dearest ♪ 919 00:34:42,688 --> 00:34:44,585 ♪ I'll always beat you swimming laps ♪ 920 00:34:44,655 --> 00:34:46,620 ♪ Because I'm that much faster ♪ 921 00:34:46,688 --> 00:34:49,275 ♪ And make you eat rare meat to show I care ♪ 922 00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:50,757 ♪ Vitamins ♪ 923 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:53,827 ♪ But if you ever question why I adopted you ♪ 924 00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:57,448 ♪ I 100%, without a doubt, positively, certainly ♪ 925 00:34:57,517 --> 00:34:58,862 ♪ Did not do it for the press ♪ 926 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,310 How's this angle, fellas? 927 00:35:00,379 --> 00:35:01,724 - Beautiful, Joan. - Joan! 928 00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:02,758 - Beautiful. - Joan! 929 00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:03,758 - Beautiful, Joan. 930 00:35:03,827 --> 00:35:06,758 - ♪ Christina darling ♪ 931 00:35:06,827 --> 00:35:10,758 ♪ Call me your Mommie Dearest ♪ 932 00:35:10,827 --> 00:35:13,137 [applause] 933 00:35:13,206 --> 00:35:14,344 - [laughs] 934 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,241 - But being a single mom, let's just 935 00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:19,137 say it had its challenges. 936 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:26,896 - ♪ I buy my daughter expensive designer clothes ♪ 937 00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:31,655 ♪ But in the closet I saw it and I just froze ♪ 938 00:35:31,724 --> 00:35:36,448 ♪ That twisted piece of metal staring right at me ♪ 939 00:35:36,517 --> 00:35:41,965 ♪ Christina darling, are you trying to kill me ♪ 940 00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:44,275 [laughter] - Yeah! 941 00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:47,000 - ♪ No more wire hangers ♪ 942 00:35:47,068 --> 00:35:50,310 ♪ No, no wire hangers ♪ 943 00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:52,034 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 944 00:35:52,103 --> 00:35:55,068 ♪ Christina, you in danger ♪ 945 00:35:55,137 --> 00:35:58,310 ♪ No, no wire hangers ♪ 946 00:35:58,379 --> 00:35:59,517 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 947 00:35:59,586 --> 00:36:01,310 ♪ Am I overreacting, yes ♪ 948 00:36:01,379 --> 00:36:03,448 ♪ But that's a real expensive dress ♪ 949 00:36:03,517 --> 00:36:06,379 ♪ So now get down on your knees and clean up this mess ♪ 950 00:36:06,448 --> 00:36:08,413 ♪ Barbara, please ♪ 951 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:10,793 ♪ No more wire hangers ♪ 952 00:36:10,862 --> 00:36:15,000 ♪ No, no wire hangers ♪ 953 00:36:15,068 --> 00:36:17,310 ♪ When I say wire, you say hanger ♪ 954 00:36:17,379 --> 00:36:18,482 ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Hanger ♪ 955 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,655 - ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Hanger ♪ 956 00:36:19,724 --> 00:36:20,827 - ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Hanger ♪ 957 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:21,793 - ♪ Wire ♪ - ♪ Hanger ♪ 958 00:36:21,862 --> 00:36:24,551 - ♪ No more wire hangers ♪ 959 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,793 [cheers and applause] 960 00:36:28,862 --> 00:36:33,034 When I was pushed out-- I mean when I left MGM, 961 00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:35,482 I thought my career was over. 962 00:36:35,551 --> 00:36:38,689 How would I make a living for me 963 00:36:38,758 --> 00:36:40,896 and for my family? 964 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:41,931 - [laughs] 965 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,448 - ♪ 18 years on the scene ♪ 966 00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:48,689 ♪ I was the MGM queen ♪ 967 00:36:48,758 --> 00:36:54,068 ♪ But today L.B. ripped it all away ♪ 968 00:36:54,137 --> 00:36:57,206 ♪ Now box office poison ♪ 969 00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:59,103 ♪ Hit the road, John ♪ 970 00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:00,931 ♪ Walk me to my car ♪ - Yeah! 971 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,896 - ♪ Bitch you're on your own ♪ 972 00:37:02,965 --> 00:37:06,379 ♪ I got the chops, so, Tina, do what you're told ♪ 973 00:37:06,448 --> 00:37:09,172 ♪ Your mother got sacked so ♪ 974 00:37:09,241 --> 00:37:11,862 ♪ Bring me the ax ♪ 975 00:37:14,068 --> 00:37:17,310 ♪ I went home and I took it hard ♪ 976 00:37:17,379 --> 00:37:20,241 ♪ Freaked out in my backyard ♪ 977 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:23,172 ♪ They think I'm down but these thorns ♪ 978 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:27,620 ♪ Will be my crown ♪ 979 00:37:27,689 --> 00:37:28,896 ♪ Box office poison ♪ 980 00:37:28,965 --> 00:37:31,172 ♪ Can you give me a break ♪ 981 00:37:31,241 --> 00:37:32,689 ♪ Please get the clippers ♪ 982 00:37:32,758 --> 00:37:34,586 ♪ I don't care it's late ♪ 983 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:38,275 ♪ I should be home, but it's ready to break ♪ 984 00:37:38,344 --> 00:37:40,896 ♪ Your mother got sacked so ♪ 985 00:37:40,965 --> 00:37:43,689 ♪ Bring me the ax ♪ 986 00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:46,793 ♪ Somebody bring me the ax ♪ 987 00:37:46,862 --> 00:37:48,241 [applause] 988 00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:50,172 - Yes! - Yes, ma'am. 989 00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:52,896 - At Warner's, they worked me twice as hard for half 990 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:54,965 the salary, but I didn't care. 991 00:37:55,034 --> 00:37:58,655 I'd have done anything to play the part of Mildred Pierce. 992 00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:05,206 - ♪ Woman on a mission, ambition ♪ 993 00:38:05,275 --> 00:38:06,896 ♪ Can't believe they made me audition ♪ 994 00:38:06,965 --> 00:38:09,172 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 995 00:38:09,241 --> 00:38:10,965 ♪ This film is so monumental ♪ 996 00:38:11,034 --> 00:38:12,931 ♪ Getting the part wasn't accidental ♪ 997 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,241 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ - Yes. 998 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:18,000 - ♪ Watch me play Mildred Pierce, baby ♪ 999 00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:19,379 ♪ She's fucking fierce ♪ 1000 00:38:19,448 --> 00:38:21,344 ♪ Working mom just like me ♪ 1001 00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:25,000 ♪ Ducks are born to deceive ♪ - [laughs] 1002 00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:27,034 - ♪ Who is this that's smelling like pies ♪ 1003 00:38:27,103 --> 00:38:29,034 ♪ Eating up those fried chicken thighs ♪ 1004 00:38:29,103 --> 00:38:31,034 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 1005 00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:32,931 ♪ Shoulder pads just like a linebacker ♪ 1006 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,931 ♪ Feed a line, so I have to slap her ♪ 1007 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,931 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 1008 00:38:38,344 --> 00:38:39,379 ♪ Slap her ♪ 1009 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,551 ♪ Slap her ♪ 1010 00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:43,862 ♪ Slap her, stop ♪ 1011 00:38:43,931 --> 00:38:45,137 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 1012 00:38:45,206 --> 00:38:46,862 ♪ Hollywood they brought me up there ♪ 1013 00:38:46,931 --> 00:38:49,000 ♪ But I want this actress lying in bed ♪ 1014 00:38:49,068 --> 00:38:50,551 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 1015 00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:53,344 ♪ Crawford now in first place ♪ 1016 00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:55,172 ♪ Louis B., in your face ♪ 1017 00:38:55,241 --> 00:38:56,827 ♪ Now I'm back on top ♪ 1018 00:38:56,896 --> 00:38:58,758 ♪ Let's go, Joan ♪ 1019 00:39:00,310 --> 00:39:02,172 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1020 00:39:02,241 --> 00:39:03,689 [applause] - Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 1021 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,862 - [laughs] - When I married Al Steele, 1022 00:39:05,931 --> 00:39:07,448 I was the queen of Hollywood 1023 00:39:07,517 --> 00:39:09,448 and he was the soda pop king. 1024 00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:12,344 Together we were going to rule the world. 1025 00:39:12,413 --> 00:39:15,000 But then suddenly, he died. 1026 00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:18,379 - Hello, Ms. Crawford. 1027 00:39:18,448 --> 00:39:20,448 - What a lovely hat, Ms. Crawford. 1028 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:24,482 - Stop tap-dancing around the subject, fellas. 1029 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:28,413 ♪ Dear old Ally was my pally ♪ 1030 00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:30,103 ♪ And you drove him to his grave ♪ 1031 00:39:30,172 --> 00:39:31,724 ♪ I fought monsters back in Hollywood ♪ 1032 00:39:31,793 --> 00:39:33,000 ♪ That make you boys look tame ♪ 1033 00:39:33,068 --> 00:39:34,482 ♪ Are you suits all in cahoots ♪ 1034 00:39:34,551 --> 00:39:36,103 ♪ Don't try and kick me off the board ♪ 1035 00:39:36,172 --> 00:39:37,758 ♪ Not so fast, you sneaky bastards ♪ 1036 00:39:37,827 --> 00:39:39,655 ♪ That's a fight you can't afford ♪ 1037 00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:41,137 ♪ Here's my demands ♪ 1038 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:42,551 ♪ I'll be your man ♪ 1039 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:45,413 ♪ Pushing the brand any way I can ♪ 1040 00:39:45,482 --> 00:39:46,896 ♪ If you want to have a hoedown ♪ 1041 00:39:46,965 --> 00:39:48,344 ♪ Then you're gonna need a hoe ♪ 1042 00:39:48,413 --> 00:39:50,034 ♪ Don't fuck with me, fellas ♪ 1043 00:39:50,103 --> 00:39:51,793 ♪ It ain't my first rodeo ♪ 1044 00:39:51,862 --> 00:39:53,413 ♪ Told me to git ♪ 1045 00:39:53,482 --> 00:39:54,758 ♪ I won't quit ♪ 1046 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:56,137 ♪ Told me vamoose ♪ 1047 00:39:56,206 --> 00:39:57,758 ♪ Kiss my caboose ♪ 1048 00:39:57,827 --> 00:39:58,931 ♪ If you want to have a hoedown ♪ 1049 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,724 ♪ Then you're gonna need a hoe ♪ 1050 00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,068 ♪ Don't fuck with me, fellas ♪ 1051 00:40:02,137 --> 00:40:03,620 ♪ It ain't my first rodeo ♪ 1052 00:40:03,689 --> 00:40:06,068 - ♪ Don't fuck with her, fellas ♪ 1053 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:09,000 ♪ It ain't her first rodeo ♪ 1054 00:40:09,068 --> 00:40:11,068 - Don't fuck with me, fellas. 1055 00:40:11,137 --> 00:40:13,310 [applause] 1056 00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:15,379 In Hollywood, you go from playing ingenues 1057 00:40:15,448 --> 00:40:17,586 to mothers to old hags. 1058 00:40:17,655 --> 00:40:19,551 And what the hell's wrong with that? 1059 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,758 Ha! 1060 00:40:20,827 --> 00:40:23,137 - ♪ Now that I'm over the hill ♪ 1061 00:40:23,206 --> 00:40:25,068 ♪ They put me out to pasture ♪ 1062 00:40:25,137 --> 00:40:26,655 ♪ I ain't had my fill ♪ 1063 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,482 ♪ Not a total disaster ♪ 1064 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,172 ♪ I still have fans ♪ 1065 00:40:30,241 --> 00:40:32,068 ♪ I want to thrill ♪ 1066 00:40:32,137 --> 00:40:35,344 ♪ Hollywood hag superstar ♪ 1067 00:40:35,413 --> 00:40:39,344 ♪ What ever happened to Baby Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane ♪ 1068 00:40:39,413 --> 00:40:42,448 ♪ Hollywood hag superstar ♪ 1069 00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:46,448 ♪ Bette Davis moved in on the scene, scene, scene, scene ♪ 1070 00:40:46,517 --> 00:40:49,724 ♪ At least the kids will know my name, name ♪ 1071 00:40:49,793 --> 00:40:53,379 ♪ Hollywood hag superstar ♪ 1072 00:40:53,448 --> 00:40:55,862 ♪ "Strait-Jacket" was a hit ♪ 1073 00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,620 ♪ Murderess with an ax ♪ 1074 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,275 ♪ "I Saw What You Did" ♪ 1075 00:40:59,344 --> 00:41:02,482 ♪ OK, that one had a few cracks but ♪ 1076 00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:04,310 ♪ It is what it is ♪ 1077 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,310 ♪ Hollywood hag superstar ♪ 1078 00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:12,310 ♪ Why was "Trog" so brutally bam, bam, bam, bam ♪ 1079 00:41:12,379 --> 00:41:15,172 ♪ Hollywood hag superstar ♪ 1080 00:41:15,241 --> 00:41:18,965 ♪ My costar was a caveman, man, man, man ♪ 1081 00:41:19,034 --> 00:41:22,586 ♪ At least the kids will know my name, name ♪ 1082 00:41:22,655 --> 00:41:25,413 ♪ Hollywood hag superstar ♪ 1083 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:28,827 [applause] 1084 00:41:28,896 --> 00:41:31,379 The moral of the story is simple and true. 1085 00:41:31,448 --> 00:41:35,068 Once upon a time, Hollywood had real stars. 1086 00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:39,172 - ♪ Spent nearly 50 years in the biz ♪ 1087 00:41:39,241 --> 00:41:41,931 ♪ Joan ♪ 1088 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,206 - ♪ Played every kind of broad that there is ♪ 1089 00:41:46,275 --> 00:41:48,103 ♪ Joan ♪ 1090 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:51,137 - ♪ That damn film took my reputation to the trash ♪ 1091 00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:54,482 ♪ Should have redone my will and left Christina some cash ♪ 1092 00:41:54,551 --> 00:41:56,517 - ♪ Alas ♪ 1093 00:41:56,586 --> 00:42:00,275 ♪ I'm still Joan ♪ 1094 00:42:02,034 --> 00:42:06,482 - ♪ Eyebrows and shoulder pads were my thing ♪ 1095 00:42:06,551 --> 00:42:08,758 ♪ Joan ♪ 1096 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:13,379 - ♪ Did I mention the Oscar nods and a win ♪ 1097 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,172 ♪ Joan ♪ 1098 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:18,172 - ♪ You'd think that would get me some respect on the street ♪ 1099 00:42:18,241 --> 00:42:21,379 ♪ But Faye Dunaway with my whole legacy ♪ 1100 00:42:21,448 --> 00:42:23,241 - ♪ Alas ♪ 1101 00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:28,068 ♪ I'm still Joan ♪ 1102 00:42:28,137 --> 00:42:31,551 - ♪ I'm not just a clean freak with some OCD ♪ 1103 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:34,862 ♪ And least the drag queens will remember me ♪ 1104 00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:36,793 - ♪ Who, me ♪ - ♪ Who, me ♪ 1105 00:42:36,862 --> 00:42:38,413 - ♪ At least ♪ - ♪ At least ♪ 1106 00:42:38,482 --> 00:42:40,620 - ♪ A beast ♪ - ♪ Barbara, please ♪ 1107 00:42:40,689 --> 00:42:41,965 - ♪ Deceased ♪ 1108 00:42:42,034 --> 00:42:44,172 ♪ Who, me ♪ 1109 00:42:44,241 --> 00:42:48,068 - ♪ I'm still ♪ 1110 00:42:48,137 --> 00:42:53,413 ♪ Joan ♪ 1111 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:57,724 [cheers and applause] - Yes! 1112 00:42:57,793 --> 00:42:59,758 - Brava. - Yes, girls! 1113 00:43:02,896 --> 00:43:04,034 - [laughs] [bell dings] 1114 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,655 - [laughs] [engine zooming] 1115 00:43:09,724 --> 00:43:11,965 [RuPaul's "Who is She"] 1116 00:43:12,034 --> 00:43:14,172 - ♪ Nobody here ever seen her before ♪ 1117 00:43:14,241 --> 00:43:18,344 Category is Night of 1,000 Grace Joneses. 1118 00:43:18,413 --> 00:43:20,965 Up first, Kahanna Montrese. 1119 00:43:21,034 --> 00:43:22,586 ♪ Who is she ♪ 1120 00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:24,586 Get a load of that rosebud. 1121 00:43:24,655 --> 00:43:26,758 - Blooming gorgeous. 1122 00:43:26,827 --> 00:43:29,517 The Miracle-Gro worked on all sorts of places. 1123 00:43:29,586 --> 00:43:31,034 - [laughs] 1124 00:43:31,103 --> 00:43:33,586 - Even though I am channeling Grace Jones, 1125 00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:35,620 this look is very showgirl. 1126 00:43:35,689 --> 00:43:37,344 Y'all know I gotta put some sparkle in it. 1127 00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:38,620 - ♪ Who is she ♪ 1128 00:43:38,689 --> 00:43:40,689 - I'm giving you fully stoned tights, 1129 00:43:40,758 --> 00:43:44,655 sequins everywhere, and the rose is bringing elegance. 1130 00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:47,724 But I am feeling like a strong bitch inside. 1131 00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:49,482 - You petal work. 1132 00:43:49,551 --> 00:43:50,517 - [laughs] 1133 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,137 ♪ Who is she ♪ 1134 00:43:52,206 --> 00:43:54,620 Up next, Jaymes Mansfield. 1135 00:43:54,689 --> 00:43:56,862 Foxy lady out of sight. 1136 00:43:56,931 --> 00:44:00,482 - It's like a beaver wrestling match on a hooking corner. 1137 00:44:00,551 --> 00:44:02,103 - [laughs] 1138 00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:05,068 - I adore this look because I love any opportunity 1139 00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:06,551 to dress up like a supervillain. 1140 00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:11,448 I am serving you a waterfall of fox furs 1141 00:44:11,517 --> 00:44:13,448 and I'm giving you a different beat. 1142 00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:15,448 It's a switch-up for me for sure. 1143 00:44:15,517 --> 00:44:17,896 Different hair color and new makeup. 1144 00:44:17,965 --> 00:44:20,137 Because I can do it all, all right? 1145 00:44:20,206 --> 00:44:21,827 I'm like a Swiss army knife of drag. 1146 00:44:21,896 --> 00:44:24,758 - For the best tail in town, called Jaymes. 1147 00:44:24,827 --> 00:44:25,896 - [laughs] 1148 00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:27,896 I've heard she's got nice tail. 1149 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:29,793 Bye, Furlicia. 1150 00:44:29,862 --> 00:44:31,206 ♪ Who is she ♪ 1151 00:44:31,275 --> 00:44:33,103 Kandy Muse. 1152 00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:35,689 Yeah, this bitch is working all the angles. 1153 00:44:35,758 --> 00:44:36,862 - [laughs] 1154 00:44:36,931 --> 00:44:38,862 You heard of vibeology? - Uh-huh. 1155 00:44:38,931 --> 00:44:40,482 - This is geometry. 1156 00:44:40,551 --> 00:44:42,206 - Oh, OK. - [laughs] 1157 00:44:42,275 --> 00:44:44,758 - I have these geometrical shapes in all types 1158 00:44:44,827 --> 00:44:46,517 of primary colors. 1159 00:44:46,586 --> 00:44:50,137 The Grace Jones inspiration with a twist of Kandy Muse. 1160 00:44:50,206 --> 00:44:54,896 I am serving you all types of legs, bitch. 1161 00:44:54,965 --> 00:44:57,379 You can't take me stomping on this runway. 1162 00:44:57,448 --> 00:45:00,448 - Why is she always boxing herself in like this? 1163 00:45:00,517 --> 00:45:02,379 - I feel like she's trying to make a point. 1164 00:45:02,448 --> 00:45:03,931 - Ass-osceles. 1165 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,931 - [laughs] 1166 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,931 ♪ Who is she ♪ 1167 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,448 Jessica Wild. 1168 00:45:07,517 --> 00:45:09,586 That's gorgeous. - Yeah. 1169 00:45:09,655 --> 00:45:11,068 - Ru, you know what she is? - What? 1170 00:45:11,137 --> 00:45:12,241 - Alaia. 1171 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,827 [laughter] 1172 00:45:15,896 --> 00:45:18,413 - Right now I'm feeling sensual. 1173 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:23,103 I'm feeling elegant but at the same time extravagante. 1174 00:45:23,172 --> 00:45:26,448 I'm a purple fantasy. 1175 00:45:26,517 --> 00:45:29,689 - Designed by Johnny B. Hood. 1176 00:45:29,758 --> 00:45:30,896 - What a waste. 1177 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:33,310 [laughter] 1178 00:45:33,379 --> 00:45:34,517 - ♪ Who is she ♪ 1179 00:45:34,586 --> 00:45:36,310 LaLa Ri. 1180 00:45:36,379 --> 00:45:38,965 - Girl, she two-faceded. 1181 00:45:39,034 --> 00:45:41,000 - Mask for mask. 1182 00:45:41,068 --> 00:45:42,448 - It's got wings. 1183 00:45:42,517 --> 00:45:44,793 To the Batmobile. [laughter] 1184 00:45:44,862 --> 00:45:46,551 - Baby, I'm walking down this runway like no man 1185 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:48,379 can turn this pussy down. 1186 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:50,034 OK? Do you understand me? 1187 00:45:50,103 --> 00:45:52,034 I'm feeling powerful and fierce. 1188 00:45:52,103 --> 00:45:55,000 And this hat is heavy and it's digging into my head, honey. 1189 00:45:55,068 --> 00:45:57,517 It's painful, but it's for the love of Grace. 1190 00:45:57,586 --> 00:45:59,517 - You know she got that at Smart and Vinyl. 1191 00:45:59,586 --> 00:46:00,620 - Oh. 1192 00:46:00,689 --> 00:46:01,965 - You know about the flying nun, 1193 00:46:02,034 --> 00:46:03,482 but did you know about the flying queen? 1194 00:46:03,551 --> 00:46:05,241 - [laughs] 1195 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:07,551 Alexis Michelle. 1196 00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:12,172 - This dress comes complete with shade. 1197 00:46:12,241 --> 00:46:14,758 - I am trying to embody Grace Jones. 1198 00:46:14,827 --> 00:46:17,620 And what a style icon. 1199 00:46:17,689 --> 00:46:21,482 I'm serving a strong aura and a strong shoulder. 1200 00:46:21,551 --> 00:46:23,310 I feel really beautiful. 1201 00:46:23,379 --> 00:46:25,379 - From the Kandy Muse blush collection. 1202 00:46:25,448 --> 00:46:28,275 [laughter] 1203 00:46:28,344 --> 00:46:31,862 - The shade, the shade, the lampshade of it all. 1204 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:34,310 [laughter] 1205 00:46:34,379 --> 00:46:36,517 ♪ Who is she ♪ 1206 00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,034 Jimbo. 1207 00:46:38,103 --> 00:46:40,931 I just washed my hat, and I can't do a thing with. 1208 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,655 [laughter] 1209 00:46:43,724 --> 00:46:45,413 - Grace Jones is a fashion icon, 1210 00:46:45,482 --> 00:46:47,724 so I am serving fashion, fashion, and fashion 1211 00:46:47,793 --> 00:46:49,310 on the runway tonight. 1212 00:46:49,379 --> 00:46:51,586 This look is a different side of my drag. 1213 00:46:51,655 --> 00:46:53,103 I don't need to have a titty bib. 1214 00:46:53,172 --> 00:46:55,068 I am feeling like a model. 1215 00:46:55,137 --> 00:46:56,793 My clavicles are popping. 1216 00:46:56,862 --> 00:46:58,689 My shoulders are shouldering. 1217 00:46:58,758 --> 00:47:00,655 And my elbows are... 1218 00:47:00,724 --> 00:47:02,931 dry, but I'm gonna put cream on them. 1219 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,137 - You look strapping. 1220 00:47:04,206 --> 00:47:06,689 [laughter] 1221 00:47:09,103 --> 00:47:10,517 - ♪ Who is she ♪ 1222 00:47:10,586 --> 00:47:12,034 Welcome, queens. 1223 00:47:12,103 --> 00:47:15,758 Based on your "Joan! The Rusical" performances 1224 00:47:15,827 --> 00:47:20,103 and your Grace Jones runway presentations, 1225 00:47:20,172 --> 00:47:21,655 I've made some decisions. 1226 00:47:23,793 --> 00:47:27,931 Alexis Michelle, Jimbo, 1227 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,793 you are safe. 1228 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:33,000 - Thank you. - You may leave the stage. 1229 00:47:33,068 --> 00:47:34,379 - Thank you. 1230 00:47:39,068 --> 00:47:41,103 - Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 1231 00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:44,758 First up, Kahanna Montrese. 1232 00:47:44,827 --> 00:47:47,827 - First of all, that Rusical was unbelievable. 1233 00:47:47,896 --> 00:47:50,137 - It was fantastic. 1234 00:47:50,206 --> 00:47:53,965 - Everybody did so amazingly well that it's separating 1235 00:47:54,034 --> 00:47:56,206 the A-pluses from the As. 1236 00:47:56,275 --> 00:47:59,034 - All of you ladies gave charisma, uniqueness, 1237 00:47:59,103 --> 00:48:00,965 nerve, and talent overload. 1238 00:48:01,034 --> 00:48:02,586 It was just amazing. 1239 00:48:02,655 --> 00:48:07,137 - Kahanna, you had a tough job with all that choreography 1240 00:48:07,206 --> 00:48:08,620 and you nailed it. 1241 00:48:08,689 --> 00:48:12,137 And I think thinking so much about the choreography 1242 00:48:12,206 --> 00:48:13,586 and wanting to get that perfect, 1243 00:48:13,655 --> 00:48:15,862 your face because of it was lacking 1244 00:48:15,931 --> 00:48:19,068 that presence that I needed. 1245 00:48:19,137 --> 00:48:21,172 - I think sometimes that there was a little bit 1246 00:48:21,241 --> 00:48:23,172 of a detachment above and below the neck, 1247 00:48:23,241 --> 00:48:26,103 but you looked gorgeous, you danced like heaven up there. 1248 00:48:26,172 --> 00:48:28,241 And this is everything. 1249 00:48:28,310 --> 00:48:30,551 Vegas secret garden hooker. 1250 00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:32,551 I love it. - [laughs] 1251 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,379 - Listen, there were some challenges 1252 00:48:34,448 --> 00:48:36,655 there with pitch and tone and all that kind of stuff. 1253 00:48:36,724 --> 00:48:38,517 But you're fantastic in the show. 1254 00:48:38,586 --> 00:48:41,379 Girl, you are a superstar. 1255 00:48:41,448 --> 00:48:42,586 - Thank you. 1256 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:46,103 - All right, up next, Jaymes Mansfield. 1257 00:48:46,172 --> 00:48:49,482 - When we started rehearsal, I got scared 1258 00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:51,655 because I was like, oh, no, there's 1259 00:48:51,724 --> 00:48:54,379 more left feet than an abandoned mannequin warehouse. 1260 00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:56,689 [laughter] 1261 00:48:56,758 --> 00:48:58,655 And you were fantastic. 1262 00:48:58,724 --> 00:49:01,068 - I loved your performance. 1263 00:49:01,137 --> 00:49:03,689 And your lip sync was spot-on. 1264 00:49:03,758 --> 00:49:06,931 I could see you struggling a little bit with dance moves, 1265 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,931 so not an A-plus but right under that. 1266 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,793 I think the issue with this outfit, 1267 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,482 it's a little bit loose where it shouldn't 1268 00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:16,931 be loose and not perfect. 1269 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,965 - It's just, like, giving me a really meaty pulled-back tuck. 1270 00:49:21,034 --> 00:49:22,103 - You can see my camel lips? 1271 00:49:22,172 --> 00:49:23,103 - [laughs] 1272 00:49:23,172 --> 00:49:25,000 - I don't mind a meaty tuck. 1273 00:49:25,068 --> 00:49:27,793 In fact, I insist on a meaty tuck. 1274 00:49:27,862 --> 00:49:29,068 [laughter] 1275 00:49:29,137 --> 00:49:31,275 But yeah, the proportions are off. 1276 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:34,862 Up next, Kandy Muse. 1277 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:37,448 - Kandy, is there anything that you can't do, honey? 1278 00:49:37,517 --> 00:49:38,517 - [laughs] 1279 00:49:38,586 --> 00:49:39,724 - I'm gonna tell you something. 1280 00:49:39,793 --> 00:49:42,137 The most iconic part of this Rusical 1281 00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:43,827 was definitely that hanger. 1282 00:49:43,896 --> 00:49:46,517 You did it only the way that Kandy could do it. 1283 00:49:46,586 --> 00:49:48,827 - I was so blown away by you. 1284 00:49:48,896 --> 00:49:51,965 You kind of shook me, because I was like, 1285 00:49:52,034 --> 00:49:54,103 this is the anchor that this number needs. 1286 00:49:54,172 --> 00:49:56,034 - ♪ Wire hangers ♪ 1287 00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:58,379 - Your vocal shocked me how good it was. 1288 00:49:58,448 --> 00:50:00,482 Like, that was spectacular. 1289 00:50:00,551 --> 00:50:03,103 I was like, oh, I did not know she could sing like that. 1290 00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:04,827 - I really loved it, Kandy. 1291 00:50:04,896 --> 00:50:08,758 And you chose a very good Grace Jones. 1292 00:50:08,827 --> 00:50:12,655 It's just Kandy, but it's embodying Grace. 1293 00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:14,275 - You did a great job tonight, baby. 1294 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:18,172 - Up next, Jessica Wild. 1295 00:50:18,241 --> 00:50:20,241 - You are living up to your name. 1296 00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,862 That was wild out there. 1297 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:25,103 You were shot out of a cannon and you knew exactly where 1298 00:50:25,172 --> 00:50:26,896 you had to be emotionally. 1299 00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:28,068 Frickin' phenomenal. 1300 00:50:28,137 --> 00:50:30,344 - Jessica, I'm always enthralled 1301 00:50:30,413 --> 00:50:33,827 with everything that you do and you did not disappoint me. 1302 00:50:33,896 --> 00:50:35,448 You knew where to emote. 1303 00:50:35,517 --> 00:50:37,344 You knew where to put the inflections. 1304 00:50:37,413 --> 00:50:41,310 You knew where to give what needs to be given. 1305 00:50:41,379 --> 00:50:43,068 You turned it out. 1306 00:50:43,137 --> 00:50:45,413 - And this Grace Jones Alaia look is 1307 00:50:45,482 --> 00:50:47,241 one of my all-time favorites. 1308 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:49,517 - Yeah, that's a great interpretation of that outfit, 1309 00:50:49,586 --> 00:50:52,517 because the original does not have sleeves like that. 1310 00:50:52,586 --> 00:50:54,896 - And I'm full of holes because I like holes. 1311 00:50:54,965 --> 00:50:56,413 - Yeah. [laughter] 1312 00:50:56,482 --> 00:50:57,448 - Escándalo. 1313 00:50:57,517 --> 00:50:59,000 - Yeah. - Escándalo. 1314 00:50:59,068 --> 00:51:00,000 - Get in line. 1315 00:51:00,068 --> 00:51:02,655 [laughter] 1316 00:51:02,724 --> 00:51:05,620 - Up next, are you ready for the experience, 1317 00:51:05,689 --> 00:51:07,827 the LaLa Ri experience. 1318 00:51:07,896 --> 00:51:11,448 - LaLa, you went in there and slapped that shit up, girl. 1319 00:51:11,517 --> 00:51:13,137 [laughter] 1320 00:51:13,206 --> 00:51:14,379 - Even the very beginning 1321 00:51:14,448 --> 00:51:16,655 with that chicka-chicka-chicka shimmy, 1322 00:51:16,724 --> 00:51:18,551 it was, like, powerful. 1323 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:20,965 And I thought that role was perfect for you. 1324 00:51:21,034 --> 00:51:25,000 - Oh, that slap thing, it was just heaven on Earth. 1325 00:51:25,068 --> 00:51:26,758 You are heaven on Earth. 1326 00:51:26,827 --> 00:51:31,620 But that said, this outfit is a little simple for me somehow. 1327 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,275 - This doesn't disappoint. 1328 00:51:33,344 --> 00:51:35,241 It's just that probably more than anyone 1329 00:51:35,310 --> 00:51:38,862 else in the competition, you have the physique 1330 00:51:38,931 --> 00:51:40,482 to do Grace Jones. 1331 00:51:40,551 --> 00:51:43,206 So we were wanting one of the iconic ones. 1332 00:51:43,275 --> 00:51:44,413 But it's really gorgeous. 1333 00:51:44,482 --> 00:51:46,000 It reminds me of the Batmobile. 1334 00:51:46,068 --> 00:51:47,655 - [laughs] 1335 00:51:47,724 --> 00:51:48,689 - Thank you, ladies. 1336 00:51:48,758 --> 00:51:50,310 I think we've heard enough. 1337 00:51:50,379 --> 00:51:54,000 Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions. 1338 00:51:56,448 --> 00:51:58,689 Kandy Muse, 1339 00:51:58,758 --> 00:51:59,965 condragulations, 1340 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:02,931 you're the top All Star of the week. 1341 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,172 [applause] 1342 00:52:05,241 --> 00:52:09,068 You've won a cash prize of $5,000. 1343 00:52:09,137 --> 00:52:13,379 Jessica Wild, LaLa Ri, 1344 00:52:13,448 --> 00:52:14,965 you are safe. 1345 00:52:17,344 --> 00:52:21,068 Kahanna Montrese, Jaymes Mansfield, 1346 00:52:21,137 --> 00:52:24,206 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom 1347 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:26,896 All Stars of the week. 1348 00:52:26,965 --> 00:52:28,827 Thank you, All Stars. 1349 00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:30,379 You may leave the stage. 1350 00:52:31,827 --> 00:52:34,275 - This should be a pretty obvious choice. 1351 00:52:34,344 --> 00:52:37,551 We just voted to send Kahanna home via unanimous decision 1352 00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:38,793 last week. 1353 00:52:38,862 --> 00:52:40,551 OK, it's an open-book test. 1354 00:52:41,482 --> 00:52:42,793 - Here I am. 1355 00:52:42,862 --> 00:52:44,000 Bottom again. 1356 00:52:44,068 --> 00:52:45,448 This is my third time in the bottom, 1357 00:52:45,517 --> 00:52:46,931 so at this point 1358 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,413 it could be three strikes and you're out. 1359 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:06,448 - Oh, child, how am I gonna make this decision this week? 1360 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:07,655 Because they both did a wonderful job 1361 00:53:07,724 --> 00:53:08,689 in this challenge. 1362 00:53:08,758 --> 00:53:10,517 I like her a little bit. 1363 00:53:10,586 --> 00:53:11,620 But I like her too. 1364 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,931 Eeny, meeny... 1365 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,448 This is Kahanna's third bottom. 1366 00:53:14,517 --> 00:53:16,137 She has a win. 1367 00:53:16,206 --> 00:53:19,482 This is Jaymes' second bottom with no wins. 1368 00:53:19,551 --> 00:53:21,137 That's why I don't even think about the whole track record 1369 00:53:21,206 --> 00:53:22,379 thing, because situation like this, 1370 00:53:22,448 --> 00:53:23,655 you don't know what to do. 1371 00:53:23,724 --> 00:53:24,758 - We love you so much. 1372 00:53:26,379 --> 00:53:27,931 - When it comes to these queens, 1373 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,896 the choice is not so simple. 1374 00:53:29,965 --> 00:53:32,172 I could take out the girl who I thought 1375 00:53:32,241 --> 00:53:33,965 was the weakest this week or I can 1376 00:53:34,034 --> 00:53:36,379 be strategic and vote for someone 1377 00:53:36,448 --> 00:53:37,827 who's bigger competition. 1378 00:53:37,896 --> 00:53:39,137 Sorry, sis. 1379 00:53:39,206 --> 00:53:41,275 - [sighs] Sorry, honey. 1380 00:53:41,344 --> 00:53:44,000 There goes my invite to Coco's Thanksgiving party. 1381 00:53:46,758 --> 00:53:48,241 - Love you, Jaymes. 1382 00:53:51,827 --> 00:53:53,793 - This decision is so stressful, 1383 00:53:53,862 --> 00:53:56,758 because if I win this lip sync, 1384 00:53:56,827 --> 00:53:59,724 my vote is the one that matters. 1385 00:53:59,793 --> 00:54:02,482 And crushing someone's dream is never fun. 1386 00:54:02,551 --> 00:54:05,068 I hope that no one gets mad at my decision, 1387 00:54:05,137 --> 00:54:09,034 but this is survivor of "Drag Race," honey. 1388 00:54:09,103 --> 00:54:11,310 I have to do what works for me. 1389 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,206 - [laughs] [bell dings] 1390 00:54:17,827 --> 00:54:19,827 - [laughs] [engine zooming] 1391 00:54:19,896 --> 00:54:21,172 Welcome back. 1392 00:54:21,241 --> 00:54:25,827 Kandy Muse, are you ready to meet your opponent? 1393 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,344 - She should be so lucky. 1394 00:54:27,413 --> 00:54:30,586 [laughter] 1395 00:54:30,655 --> 00:54:37,482 - It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin. 1396 00:54:38,310 --> 00:54:39,551 - Ooh. - Oh. 1397 00:54:40,517 --> 00:54:41,931 - Who is it? 1398 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,310 - It's Yara Sofia. 1399 00:54:43,379 --> 00:54:44,413 - Jorgeous? 1400 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,103 - Ruveal yourself. 1401 00:54:50,172 --> 00:54:51,241 - That could be Symone. 1402 00:54:51,310 --> 00:54:52,448 - Oh, it looks like it's gonna be 1403 00:54:52,517 --> 00:54:53,965 a battle of the boots tonight, honey. 1404 00:54:55,724 --> 00:54:58,827 [cheers and applause] 1405 00:55:03,655 --> 00:55:06,413 - The Southern belle from ATL, 1406 00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:09,275 Angeria Paris VanMichaels. 1407 00:55:09,344 --> 00:55:12,551 My hometown sister, alive and in color, girl. 1408 00:55:12,620 --> 00:55:13,551 I can't wait. 1409 00:55:13,620 --> 00:55:15,275 Please pass the popcorn. 1410 00:55:15,344 --> 00:55:17,586 - Well, look who's back in town. 1411 00:55:17,655 --> 00:55:19,517 - Hey. - Welcome home. 1412 00:55:19,586 --> 00:55:21,137 - Thank you for letting me back in the house. 1413 00:55:21,206 --> 00:55:23,689 - Are you ready to slay? 1414 00:55:23,758 --> 00:55:25,551 - I'm ready to make it shake, honey. 1415 00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:27,965 - [laughs] 1416 00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:30,724 Two queens stand before me. 1417 00:55:30,793 --> 00:55:35,586 Ladies, Angeria holds the lipstick of the queen 1418 00:55:35,655 --> 00:55:38,620 that the group has voted to send home. 1419 00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:43,068 If Angeria wins the lip sync, the queen on her lipstick 1420 00:55:43,137 --> 00:55:44,965 gets the chop. 1421 00:55:45,034 --> 00:55:50,862 Kandy, this is your chance to impress me, win $30,000, 1422 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:55,862 and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens 1423 00:55:55,931 --> 00:55:57,241 the chop. 1424 00:55:58,931 --> 00:56:01,931 The time has come for you to Lip Sync 1425 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,379 for Your Legacy. 1426 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:14,137 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1427 00:56:14,206 --> 00:56:17,137 [upbeat music] 1428 00:56:17,206 --> 00:56:19,000 ♪ ♪ 1429 00:56:19,068 --> 00:56:20,931 - ♪ I'm ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1430 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,068 - ♪ I'm ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1431 00:56:23,137 --> 00:56:25,206 ♪ I'm ♪ - Yes. 1432 00:56:25,275 --> 00:56:26,517 - ♪ I'm ♪ 1433 00:56:26,586 --> 00:56:28,655 ♪ Had we met ♪ 1434 00:56:28,724 --> 00:56:30,000 ♪ At a different time ♪ 1435 00:56:30,068 --> 00:56:33,000 ♪ We'd be perfect for each other ♪ 1436 00:56:35,068 --> 00:56:38,655 ♪ Now we're spending all our time ♪ 1437 00:56:38,724 --> 00:56:41,862 ♪ In the world apart together ♪ 1438 00:56:44,241 --> 00:56:49,586 ♪ You once told me lying on the ground ♪ 1439 00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,241 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 1440 00:56:51,310 --> 00:56:54,310 ♪ But keep going up and down ♪ 1441 00:56:54,379 --> 00:56:55,896 - ♪ Yo ♪ 1442 00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:58,517 - ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 1443 00:56:58,586 --> 00:57:01,896 ♪ But I'm perfect for you 1444 00:57:01,965 --> 00:57:04,689 [judges exclaiming] 1445 00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:07,551 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 1446 00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:10,793 ♪ But I'm perfect for you ♪ 1447 00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:13,517 - ♪ I feel right on time ♪ 1448 00:57:13,586 --> 00:57:15,758 - ♪ Why waste it ♪ 1449 00:57:15,827 --> 00:57:18,310 ♪ Thinking about it ♪ 1450 00:57:18,379 --> 00:57:20,379 ♪ Taste it ♪ 1451 00:57:22,586 --> 00:57:24,586 ♪ Don't waste it ♪ 1452 00:57:24,655 --> 00:57:26,793 ♪ Thinking about it ♪ 1453 00:57:26,862 --> 00:57:28,482 ♪ Taste it ♪ 1454 00:57:28,551 --> 00:57:29,689 - Kandy! 1455 00:57:29,758 --> 00:57:31,172 [laughter] 1456 00:57:31,241 --> 00:57:33,862 - ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 1457 00:57:33,931 --> 00:57:37,724 ♪ But I'm perfect for you ♪ 1458 00:57:37,793 --> 00:57:39,965 - ♪ Now I'm right on time ♪ 1459 00:57:40,034 --> 00:57:41,275 ♪ Right on time ♪ 1460 00:57:41,344 --> 00:57:43,793 ♪ I feel on time tonight ♪ 1461 00:57:43,862 --> 00:57:46,103 ♪ I'm right on time ♪ 1462 00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:49,586 ♪ I feel right on time ♪ 1463 00:57:49,655 --> 00:57:52,689 [cheers and applause] 1464 00:57:52,758 --> 00:57:55,000 - Yes! 1465 00:57:55,068 --> 00:57:56,000 Girl. 1466 00:57:56,068 --> 00:57:58,827 - Go off, Miss Kandy. 1467 00:57:58,896 --> 00:58:01,448 - You better feel that, Kandy, yes. 1468 00:58:01,517 --> 00:58:03,034 - Pussy on fire. 1469 00:58:03,103 --> 00:58:06,379 - Ladies, I've made my decision. 1470 00:58:13,482 --> 00:58:16,413 Kandy Muse, condragulations, you're a winner, baby. 1471 00:58:16,482 --> 00:58:20,448 [applause] 1472 00:58:20,517 --> 00:58:21,827 - Thank you. 1473 00:58:21,896 --> 00:58:25,793 - You've earned a cash tip of $30,000. 1474 00:58:25,862 --> 00:58:27,241 - Wow. 1475 00:58:27,310 --> 00:58:32,655 - Angeria Paris VanMichaels, thank you for being here. 1476 00:58:32,724 --> 00:58:34,793 - Thank you, Mama, so much for having me. 1477 00:58:34,862 --> 00:58:37,379 Remember that I do birthdays, funerals, 1478 00:58:37,448 --> 00:58:38,827 bar mitzvahs, and weddings. 1479 00:58:38,896 --> 00:58:41,620 - [laughs] 1480 00:58:41,689 --> 00:58:45,275 Now, will the bottom queens please step forward? 1481 00:58:51,172 --> 00:58:53,896 Kahanna Montrese, Jaymes Mansfield, 1482 00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:58,275 whoever gets the chop tonight will be immediately entered 1483 00:58:58,344 --> 00:59:02,620 into the online Fame Games. 1484 00:59:02,689 --> 00:59:07,724 Kandy Muse, with great power comes great responsibility. 1485 00:59:07,793 --> 00:59:12,000 Which queen have you chosen to get the chop? 1486 00:59:12,068 --> 00:59:15,896 - I have a tremendous amount of respect for this queen 1487 00:59:15,965 --> 00:59:18,517 and tonight was a very difficult decision for me. 1488 00:59:20,241 --> 00:59:21,413 But I chose... 1489 00:59:25,275 --> 00:59:26,413 Jaymes. 1490 00:59:26,482 --> 00:59:28,000 - [sighs] 1491 00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,862 OK. 1492 00:59:31,931 --> 00:59:35,655 - As it is written, so it shall be done. 1493 00:59:35,724 --> 00:59:41,689 Jaymes Mansfield, you are and will always be 1494 00:59:41,758 --> 00:59:43,551 an All Star. 1495 00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:45,275 You're leaving us tonight, 1496 00:59:45,344 --> 00:59:48,344 but the Fame Games have just begun. 1497 00:59:48,413 --> 00:59:53,586 Now...sashay away. 1498 00:59:53,655 --> 00:59:55,241 - Thank you. 1499 00:59:55,310 --> 00:59:56,965 - So sorry, baby. 1500 00:59:57,034 --> 01:00:00,586 - I am gooped, gagged, and gobsmacked right now, 1501 01:00:00,655 --> 01:00:02,206 but here we are. 1502 01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:03,517 It's OK. - I'm so sorry. 1503 01:00:03,586 --> 01:00:05,137 - It's fine, babe. I understand. 1504 01:00:05,206 --> 01:00:07,379 I feel like I killed this challenge 1505 01:00:07,448 --> 01:00:09,931 and I think Kandy maybe took the opportunity 1506 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,068 to eliminate a threat. 1507 01:00:12,137 --> 01:00:14,482 - We love you, Jaymes. - We love you, Jaymes. 1508 01:00:14,551 --> 01:00:17,241 - But this is part of the game. 1509 01:00:17,310 --> 01:00:19,655 Well, I did better than last time. 1510 01:00:19,724 --> 01:00:21,758 [laughter] 1511 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:24,206 I may not have won this crown, but there 1512 01:00:24,275 --> 01:00:26,827 is still a second way to win this competition. 1513 01:00:26,896 --> 01:00:29,655 Jaymes Mansfield, queen of the Fame Games. 1514 01:00:29,724 --> 01:00:31,482 Has a nice ring to it. 1515 01:00:31,551 --> 01:00:34,379 - Condragulations, All Stars, and remember, 1516 01:00:34,448 --> 01:00:36,862 if you can't love yourself, how the hell 1517 01:00:36,931 --> 01:00:37,931 are you gonna love somebody else? 1518 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,379 Can I get an amen up in here? 1519 01:00:39,448 --> 01:00:40,689 all: Amen. 1520 01:00:40,758 --> 01:00:42,413 - All right, now let the music play. 1521 01:00:42,482 --> 01:00:43,413 ♪ Love ♪ 1522 01:00:43,482 --> 01:00:45,275 ♪ A little bit of love ♪ 1523 01:00:45,344 --> 01:00:47,620 ♪ Goes a long, long way ♪ 1524 01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:50,517 ♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪ 1525 01:00:50,586 --> 01:00:52,965 ♪ Can you feel the love ♪ 1526 01:00:57,724 --> 01:00:58,793 - Next time on "All Stars"... 1527 01:00:58,862 --> 01:01:00,862 This week's Maxi Challenge, you need 1528 01:01:00,931 --> 01:01:05,689 to improv your way through the new Ru crime series, 1529 01:01:05,758 --> 01:01:07,551 "Forensic Queens." 1530 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,413 - [laughs] - Whoa. 1531 01:01:09,482 --> 01:01:10,965 - It's another acting challenge. 1532 01:01:12,827 --> 01:01:16,241 Like, how am I gonna be better this time? 1533 01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:17,517 - Don't try to trick me into getting a role 1534 01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:19,068 that I don't want. 1535 01:01:19,137 --> 01:01:20,724 - Oh, my God. 1536 01:01:20,793 --> 01:01:22,517 - Oh, my God, I can't with the dramatics. 1537 01:01:22,586 --> 01:01:23,620 I cannot. 1538 01:01:23,689 --> 01:01:24,896 - What's she doing now? 1539 01:01:24,965 --> 01:01:26,000 - She's packing her stuff. 1540 01:01:26,068 --> 01:01:27,793 - No. - Yes. 1541 01:01:27,862 --> 01:01:29,827 - This is a shemergency. 1542 01:01:29,896 --> 01:01:32,758 - All right, ladies, Mama is here to straighten shit out. 1543 01:01:32,827 --> 01:01:33,931 - Lord, have mercy. 1544 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,413 What have we done? 1545 01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:41,413 - Ruveal yourself. 1546 01:01:41,482 --> 01:01:43,137 [laughs] [bell dings] 1547 01:01:46,344 --> 01:01:47,241 - ♪ Love ♪ 1548 01:01:47,310 --> 01:01:49,068 ♪ A little bit of love ♪ 1549 01:01:49,137 --> 01:01:51,689 ♪ Goes a long, long way ♪ 1550 01:01:51,758 --> 01:01:54,517 ♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪ 1551 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:59,413 ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪ 1552 01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:02,137 ♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪ 1553 01:02:02,206 --> 01:02:03,896 ♪ Everybody say love ♪ 1554 01:02:03,965 --> 01:02:06,172 ♪ Love, love, love, oh, oh ♪ 1555 01:02:06,241 --> 01:02:08,379 ♪ Can you feel the love ♪