- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "All Stars"...
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to improv your way through
the new Ru crime series,
Forensic Queens.
[laughter] - Whoa.
- I don't understand why, like,
you should get your first choice.
Like, how come I don't get my first choice?
- I don't like the passive aggressiveness.
And you have a lot of that.
- Kandy's unwillingness to budge.
it's just really immature.
[sobs]
- Oh, my God, I can't with the dramatics.
Like, we're gonna cry because we don't get to what we wanted?
Come on.
Girl, it's like emotional blackmail.
- It's another acting challenge.
- I just cannot have another bad week.
[dramatic music]
- What do you mean?
- I want to go home.
- This is such emergency.
- You have emotions.
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling some kind of way.
But I'm going to do this thing because I'm a professional.
- She is a little... [growls] To me, you know what I mean?
She can serve [growl].
And that ain't eloquent to me.
[screeching] Want some?
- I'm a bitch still. Yes.
But I have become a bigger bitch.
And that's real growth.
- Originally, I am from Brooklyn.
Flatbush to be exact.
Because after a night with me, every bush was flattened.
- Kahanna Montrese.
- Your character was having a bit of a struggle
in the beginning, Kahanna.
It was almost like you were unsure of yourself.
- Alexis Michelle.
- You had a character.
I needed it for it to take off.
And it just didn't.
- Kahanna Montrese. Alexis Michelle.
Sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom All Stars of the week.
LaLa Ri,
congratulations, you are the top All Star of the week.
[cheers and applause] - Oh!
- It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.
[cheers and applause]
- [laughs]
- LaLa Ri, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Period, bitch. Period.
- Thank you.
- Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
- It's Kahanna. - [gasps]
♪ ♪
- Kahanna Montrese, you're leaving us tonight.
But the fame games have just begun.
Now, sashay away.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
[all cheering]
- Bitch, I'm rich.
I got a lot of money!
[cheering and laughter]
[overlapping screaming] - Oh, my God.
- Ooh!
I ain't gotta eat bologna sandwiches no more.
- Goodness. - Whoo!
- Yes, LaLa.
- Bitch, I finally freaking won a challenge.
A Maxi challenge on "RuPaul's Drag Race."
[sighs]
Girl, I'm on a roll tonight.
Bitch, I done won the challenge.
I looked good on the runway.
I beat George at the lip sync event.
Whoo!
I adore all of you.
This has changed me forever.
Love, Kahanna.
- We love you, Kahanna. - Yes, Kahanna.
- The beauty, the body, honey.
The showgirl that she is, honey.
My heart is still on the stage
because I did not want to send my sister home.
But I knew the right thing was to definitely keep you here,
and my sister had been in about 50 times.
[laughter]
- I just want to say I am grateful
for the rest of my life. I will never forget this.
I know that that was not easy for you to do
and God bless you.
Thank you so much.
- You better clean that up.
- They got a maid. And I can afford a maid.
[laughter]
- It's sad to see Kahanna go,
but it was so great to see her walk away.
That beautiful, juicy booty.
- Ah! - [grunts]
- Y'all sit like men.
- Truly-- - That's cause I am a man.
- Sit like a lady like this.
- But listen--
[overlapping cheering and screaming]
- It feels correct.
- Yeah.
- Let me pass the crown to the winner.
- The winner. [laughter]
- Watch this crown.
- Here, wait, take the scepter. Take the scepter.
- I just want--let me sit up and do this right.
- [laughs] - Yes. Do a speech.
- I want to thank my mom and M,
my cousin JoJo... - Yeah.
- His girlfriend Selicia, her boyfriend Tony and them.
- Your auntie, too.
- Oh, I can't forget my auntie.
Bitch, I'm going to buy you some Newports when I get home.
[laughter]
- I think it's time for me to interrogate this boss.
- Oh, yeah. - Word.
- Oh, no, I've got the Kahanna curse.
I can't open the box.
All right, here we go.
One for Kahanna.
One for me.
Two for Kahanna.
♪ ♪
Three for Kahanna.
And four for Kahanna.
♪ ♪
Thanks, ladies.
- Well, before you thank us, Kahanna voted for herself.
That vote's actually from me.
[tense sting]
- Really? - No, I'm fucking with you.
[laughter]
- Oh, [indistinct]. You're amazing.
- [laughs] Right quick.
- Yeah, you drag like that.
- I feel like the luckiest bitch in the world right now.
You know, I appreciate everyone's consideration.
- Yeah.
- I was shaking in my boots tonight.
Because I know a lot of these girls are close with Kahanna.
And even though it was Kahanna's fourth time
in the bottom, I didn't know if they would put that friendship
aside and vote fairly.
Though this is more than a relief.
This is a reminder that these girls
respect what I'm doing here.
And they think I deserve to be in this competition.
- All right, play me like a bongo.
[all shouting]
[percussive music]
- Bitch, this is top five.
And not only am I part of the top five, bitch,
I have a win.
But I'm not complacent.
And this win is going to push me to go even harder.
May the best bitch win.
I understand when the girls get one win,
you just hungry for more, and that's how I feel.
I'm just so hungry for more.
Damn, I can't get out of this.
[laughter]
Hold on.
I got it. - [laughs]
- I just got to keep on pushing, pushing, pushing,
pushing, pushing.
[both grunting]
- Yes!
- Alexis, you can win this. - Ah!
- I ain't got no room to get comfortable at all.
- Mama.
- Baby, I'm excited. Bitch, what's next?
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
♪ ♪
I don't know if these hoes are ready for a LaLa Ri series,
but I'ma give it to them anyways.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
received a one year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000.
With extra special guest judge Brandon Boyd.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right,
all right, all right.
- [laughs]
- These bitches are rude.
- Yeah.
- These bitches are rude, I tell you!
- Baby!
[quirky music]
- What is happening over there?
- You hungry, mama?
- Ah.
- Give me one, I'm hungry.
- Give me one.
- It's a new day in the work room.
And guess what, bitches? I'm full of baloney.
Mama, you hungry?
You guys hungry? - Eww.
- You hungry, mama? - [laughs]
- You have trouble with that?
- You're being a bitch.
- Feed me, Seymour!
Feed me!
- Eww, that smells so gross.
- Kandy, you're lying.
On tour, you're always asking for a slice of my bologna.
- Mm. [giggles]
- Jimbo and his nasty ass bologna.
Oh, this bologna is so horrible.
Like, girl, why would you bring it in here?
Like, I've eaten bologna all my life.
But my bologna never smelled like this before.
Maybe if she fried it up, put a little mustard, little cheese,
a little mayo on it, it'll be all right.
Little white bread.
- We have this big quiet workroom
and you had to go stink it up.
- It is quiet in here. - Quiet.
Where'd everybody go?
- [echoing] Hello!
- [echoing] Hello? Hello? Hello?
- I'm telling y'all, this smell of the bologna is throwing me.
- I am gagging over here. [laughing]
- Hello, hello, hello.
[all cheering]
- He has arrived.
- There's Ru.
- Ladykins, if you want to be a winner,
you need to look like a winner.
So for this week's Maxi Challenge,
starting from scratch,
you need to create an original outfit
worthy of the Drag Race Hall of Fame.
♪ ♪
♪ Oh, pit crew ♪
[bombastic music]
[laughter]
- Wow, nice trunks.
- I see names.
- I see more than names.
- All Stars, each of these boxes
is full of drag droppings inspired by
a different All Star winner.
That includes Kylie Sonique Love,
Shea Couleé,
Trinity the Tuck,
Monét X Change,
and Trixie Mattel.
Your mission is to transform these materials
into your own signature look that screams,
I'm a winner, baby.
- Oh.
- #AllStars8.
Now, LaLa Ri.
Because you were the top All Star last week,
you get to assign the boxes.
- Ah!
- All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[applause]
- Oh, my, girl. - Oh!
- Girl. [overlapping chatter]
- Girl, oh, it's good to be on top.
Since I was the lovely winner of last week's challenge,
I get to choose first.
And I also get to choose which of these bitches
going to get wet, OK?
Don't look at me like that, Kandy.
So for myself,
I am going to choose
my personal favorite fashion icon,
Shea Couleé of course.
- Ah. - Shea Cou-lady.
- That's a good choice. - Yes.
- Of course, my eyes just automatically
go to Shea Couleé.
She's a chocolate girl such as I.
So I already know, like, she's going to have colors
that go well with my skin tone.
Yes, God.
So for Alexis, my darling,
I want to see you naked, honey.
So I think I'm going to give you Miss Trinity the Tuck.
- Oh! [giggles] - Body-ody-ody.
- Oh, Jessica. - [laughs]
- I'm feeling spicy with you.
So I'm going to give you Kylie Sonique Love.
- Oh, my God.
- Two naked bitches.
- Kandy Muse.
Honey, you know I just got to give you
your New York sister, honey.
I got to give you Monét X Change.
[all cheering]
And Jimbo, a character for a character, honey.
[laughter] You get Trixie Mattel.
- Yes! I love Trixie.
It's perfect.
- Well, get your things and let's go to work.
- All right, bitch. - Yes.
[upbeat music]
- Oh, my God.
These are some heavy boxes.
- Trinity, why are you so heavy?
- Whew.
- OK.
- This week we have to design a stunning outfit
using materials inspired by past All Stars winners.
- Let's see what we got.
- Oh, work.
- All of us know that the pressure is on
because this is the top five.
And if you want to stay in the competition,
you have to turn the party on this runway.
Look at this.
- I love this fabric.
Oh, my God.
- Oh!
Yes!
- Wow, Alexis, you thought you liked a pearl necklace.
Look at this. - [laughs]
- Is everybody pleased with their options
that I chose for them?
- This is the best box ever.
Thank you so much.
- It's gorge.
- So you guys just remember that in the future, OK?
- Oh, OK, work.
There is some really good shit in here.
Some patent leather black, some patent leather red,
a lot of sequin, a lot of jewels.
Y'all giving me these damn sponges.
And these are wet.
Who used these?
And based on the supermarket challenge,
if I can make something out of fucking tinfoil,
I can make something out of fabric.
However, these sponges are going nowhere near my outfit.
- I'm going through these materials
and there's a lot of sparkle, a lot of flash,
and this color palette is giving
a lot of Stanky the Starfish.
- My name is Stanky the Starfish,
the Royal Redneck Counselor.
- [laughs]
- I have yellow tulle.
- Oh, girl. - Ah!
[box clatters]
Sonique. - Queen down.
- Sonique, I'm so sorry.
- Oh, bitch.
- Oh, LaLa.
- Look at that, honey. - Oh!
- Oh, my God, Jessica.
- I have a lot of--
- Whoa, this is beautiful.
- See through fabric.
My box is very special because
it's my season two sister, Kylie Sonique.
And she's full of gorgeous fabric.
But all of them are see through because she loved
to show her amazing beautiful body.
- I love that.
- It's, like, see through completely.
So I'm concerned what I'm going to do for Jessica
because this is very Kylie Sonique.
But at least I have the same breast size and--
[laughs]
It's a joke.
- Yeah, we're not trying to look like these people, right?
- No, definitely not.
It's really just taking their
sort of inspiration and color palette
and making it all about you.
- Right.
In Trixie's box, I have vintage inspired fabrics,
some shiny PVC, some sparkly velvet.
- Oh, that's pretty.
- Isn't this beautiful? - Love that.
- I am like a kid in a candy store with all these fabrics.
Big coat drama.
There are so many amazing things
I can do with this stuff.
But unfortunately,
I have a really hard time with time management.
[clapping]
♪ ♪
Do you know what you want to do yet?
I'm a procrastinator.
Wow, look at this.
I like this.
I love chatting.
I love fucking around.
[gasps] Look at this.
- Right? - Oh, my God, look at this.
Ooh.
Oh, look, pretty fabric.
Oh, wow, sparkly things.
This would be amazing as a headpiece.
- I'm not a hair piece kind of girl.
- You don't know what to do with this.
Let me have it.
This looks expensive.
Everyone has so much good stuff to work with.
Will that help me with my challenge?
No.
Will I try to steal some of this stuff
when they're not looking?
Yeah.
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles]
Wait, what are you doing for your dress?
- I haven't even thought about it.
I need to get to work.
God. I need to take a nap.
All this excitement.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- So how you feel checking on your boxes?
- I like it.
It's not unconventional material this time, child.
So I'm not trying to figure out what I'm going
to do with a pot and a pan.
- Right, right, right.
What do you think you're going to make?
- I wanted to do a gown with, like, the stone trimming.
- Those stones will be breaking needles.
- Breaking needles. Right.
I am so in love with these fabrics.
It's made me think about the drag that I grew up with.
Old school Atlanta Southern drag,
where they wear these sickening gowns.
Just these dramatic sleeves and stuff.
And I know that it's the past.
But everything at this point
has to be perfect because this is top five,
and there's no room for itty bitty errors.
There's no room at all.
None.
Capito. [speaks gibberish]
I don't know what language that was,
but hey, it sounded good.
♪ ♪
- You're a designer. You like to design stuff, right?
- This is my favorite thing to do.
Like, preparing for these competitions,
my favorite part is drawing the looks
and then sourcing the materials.
I am going to roll the dice
and make an avant-garde fantasy.
So the idea is a bodysuit.
Because this fabric is see through,
I'm going to put it all over my whole body
and decorate my facekini with the shit in my box.
I am covering up this beautiful face to deliver a facekini.
Ambitious? Yes.
Crazy? Always.
- You've never looked more beautiful.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- So far, Jimbo has killed the performance challenges.
But bitch can turn some looks.
So you can't sleep on Jimbo this week.
That said, can she focus long enough
to create something overnight?
We'll see how that goes.
- You know, on my ball on season nine--
- Yeah.
- I didn't go big enough.
- And what happened?
- I got eliminated.
So I really want to push.
I want to give drama.
I want this silhouette to have an impact.
Over the years, I've been working on
my patterning and sewing.
And I'm glad I did because I was in the bottom last week.
And I need to pull out all the stops.
- Yours is going to be beautiful, Alexis.
Because you know how to sew. - I know how to sew.
I can tell, like, we're going in different directions.
You're definitely going high fashion.
- Yeah, I'm going high fashion with a campy twist.
- And I'm going drag.
- You're going drag.
- Drag, honey.
At this point in the game, I'm the only girl
still in this competition without a win.
And that gives these girls an easy reason to send me home.
- What do you think, Kandy?
- [chuckles] I think I need to still figure out
how to cut these fucking patterns out, honey.
When it comes down to designing and sewing,
it's obviously a bit intimidating when other girls--
this is their forte, they love to do this.
I had this idea of just like-- [whooshes]
- A gown with like red gloves.
- Like these red gloves.
We already know Alexis can thrive in a design challenge.
Jessica won the ball.
She know what she's doing.
And Jimbo is a fucking professional costume designer.
I never sewed a glove before.
So I might have to be a hugging glove.
- [laughs]
- So I need to make something fierce
because I know these girls are going to storm the stage.
♪ ♪
- [laughs] [ding]
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- It's a wedding.
Wrap me up like a mummy.
- I'd like to see you wearing that and just that.
- Yeah.
- Elegance, honey.
- [laughs]
- Hi, queens.
- Oh, it's Raven. - Raven.
- Huggies.
- Oh, my God.
- And Shannel.
- Oh, my God, Shannel. - Shannel.
- Hello. - Ru asked us to come by
and share some of our fast fashion knowledge.
- And who knows better than the two of us about winning?
- [laughs] both: Don't answer that.
- Wow, they look beautiful. - Stunning.
- Paging Jessica Wild.
Shannel and Raven are here
and it's like a family reunion.
Raven is my season two sister.
And Shannel is from season one.
Baby, this is royalty.
Drag Race legends.
- Look where you are? - Look at you.
- I'm here. - Yes.
- After so many years.
- But you're not just here. You're doing very well.
And you've won a ball. - I won a challenge.
- Which was a design challenge.
- Yes. - Speaking of that,
what do you have in your box?
- These two have a combination.
And that's what I thought, like--
- Yeah, they go well together.
- This is what I'm thinking I'm going to do.
- This gives me samba.
It's what you do and it works really well for you.
So I guess the question then is,
do you play it safe and do what you know,
or do you say, hey,
I'm stepping out of my box
and I'm going to give you something unexpected?
- I prefer to walk the runway feeling great with myself
than try something that I know maybe is not going to work
and feeling down.
- When I look at this, you get that sort of
serpent sort of look to it.
Maybe you could kind of create that sort of--
you know, like a reptilian sort of cover up,
serpent-like, that kind of wraps down and around the body.
- She wants you to make something for her.
- [laughs]
- I would have never said that, but I'm on that page.
- Love you. - I love you.
- Bye.
- Hello. - Hi.
- How are you feeling after last week?
You were in the bottom. No one voted for you.
- Yes, when I, you know, saw how everybody voted,
both LaLa and the group, I felt very supported and seen
for what I've been doing here.
- Why do you think that they saved you?
- You know, people acknowledge,
like, I've been doing really well.
- That would have made me send you home.
I was just going to say-- - No, I--
- 'Cause the girls could have been shady about it.
- If I were playing this game,
I would be like, oh, no, this bitch has been doing well.
- Get rid of her. - She just failed.
She's got to go. - [laughs]
- Now with this week being the design challenge--
- Yes. - I see--
there's already a big smile there.
You must be excited because you do sew.
- I do. I'm super excited. It's going to be very me.
I have a history in pageantry too, just like Trinity.
- You give me that vintage flair.
I mean, you could see Marlene Dietrich, Bette Davis,
Jean Harlow wearing something like that.
It's stunning.
- I'm going to try not to play this safe.
I do want to push this.
- Yeah, after coming off of a bottom.
- A low moment, yeah.
- That's when you want to hit a little harder.
- Yeah, I'm ready for that.
- So you got Monét X Change.
I can only imagine this being a box full of sponges.
- There's the sponge, of course, you know.
There was this red patent leather.
And there was this black like texture.
- Ooh, love that. Love that.
- I automatically go to this like superhero,
really slimming, down-to-the-floor moment.
And then, add the red like pattern of the glove.
- And you have enough fabrics in this box in case
there's a mess up?
- Yes, so I made sure that the dress
is long enough so that it hits the floor
where there's a slit.
But that there's also fabric enough
so that if that dress fucks up,
I can go back and make something quick.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Right, right.
- So of the girls then that are left,
who do you feel is your strongest competitor?
- Oh, my God.
You know, right now Jimbo has three wins under her belt.
And she's running laps around us.
And I'm trying to catch up to her.
But we're eight weeks in now, and I've won the Rusical.
I haven't hit the bottom just yet.
So I feel really good.
- And I love that you truly live for yourself.
- I do. I really do.
- You do. You live for yourself.
I appreciate that.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Kandy. - Muah.
- LaLa Ri.
Come visit with us, beautiful.
Is there junk in that trunk?
- Oh yes.
Hello, fashion icon. - Hello.
- So last week, you won.
- I did. - You did.
Condragulations.
- Thank you guys.
- So then, you obviously have got to keep the momentum
going this week then. - Yeah.
- Let's see what's in the box.
Let's see what's happening.
- This is actually my favorite right here.
- That's pretty. - Ooh.
- Really pretty.
- This sequin moment here.
Do you already know what you're creating?
- I want to do a gown.
- Gown.
- Yes, I kind of want do a puff sleeve.
I want the gown to have drama.
I want big sleeves and I want slits
and I want collars and all kinds of patterns
and all this stuff.
- And you've done that before? - No, I haven't.
- No.
- I've never sewn a gown a day in my life.
So that's going to be a challenge for me.
- Obviously, we know with the LaLa Ri experience,
it's all about the positive energy and the good vibes.
But there has to be a shadier side in there.
I mean, there has to be some competition for you.
I mean-- - That bitch Jimbo got to go.
- She gotta go. - Oh.
[laughter] - She gotta go.
- I love Jimbo.
I'm like one of her biggest fans.
But she is definitely my strongest competition.
- But you're going to fight. - Amen to that.
- Do you have what it takes to win the crown?
- Oh, definitely. - 100%.
- 1,000. - In there like swimwear?
- In there like swimwear with all gone?
- I mean, slay it. Let them have it.
- Thank you both.
- You got Trixie Mattel in hand.
- I do, I'm full of tricks.
- We are excited to see Jimbo Mattel.
- Jimbo Mattel. - Jimbo Mattel.
- That has a nice ring to it.
- It's good to see you. - Nice to see you again.
Thank you for kicking my ass on the main stage.
- You've been winning a lot of challenges.
- Yeah, three so far.
- Why do you think you've already won three?
- It was some acting challenges.
I love acting.
I love improv.
- So you're a theater girl.
- Yeah, usually on the back end of the theater,
like doing the production design.
- So do you do costumes?
- Making costumes. - Yeah.
- So are you going into this design challenge thinking,
pshh, I got it? - Never.
I know in this competition any time
you think it's in the bag, it's in someone else's bag.
But I don't want to land in the bottom
and give the girls the opportunity to send me home.
- Because you know the second you do--
[laughs]
- Having won the most amount of challenges--
- They're waiting.
- Yeah, they're waiting for you to trip
on one of those pearls.
- It's crazy having these girls at your heels
and these targets on your back.
I just need to keep it together
and nail this challenge.
I can't fuck this up.
- Good luck to you. - Thank you both.
- Thank you.
- Come on, Trixie, let's go.
- [laughs] [ding]
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Miss Kandy, why your titties been out all day, girl?
- Cause I've been having to get in and out
of my costume all day.
So I got my pads on, my titties out.
- [laughs]
- Kandy, whenever you hook up with guys,
do they ever slap your titties around?
- They love.
[laughter]
- Girl, I got to finish my dress.
Leave me alone.
- Oh, my God!
- You were about to answer and it was a yes.
You said the boys love the titties.
[laughter]
- We've been going at it for hours now.
Patterning, cutting, sewing.
And I think we're all feeling a little bit
kooky and sort of punch drunk.
[laughs]
- Girl! - Ooh.
- Hi, Miss Facekini.
- Hey, how are you? - Good.
How are you? How was your walk through?
- It was really good.
We talked about the competition.
They said if I land in the bottom this week,
there's a good chance that I might
be sent home with the girls.
- Why?
- Just for the sake of getting rid of competition.
- You know, if by some chance I was in that position
and you were in that position, that's not how I would roll.
- Thank you, I appreciate that.
And I'll do the same for you.
I'm like, how do you be a front runner and not a target
at the same time?
I have no idea.
And I'm not sure I can really trust any of these bitches.
So at the end of the day,
I have to do whatever it takes to stay out of the bottom
because I do not want these girls to have the chance
to pull my lipstick.
- I'm Trinity the Tuck.
- Oh yeah, you are.
- With a very fat puss.
She does have the fiercest tuck in the business, you know.
She's kind of known for it.
- So when you tuck so many times,
does it become battered and bruised
and broken, twisted, and cranked,
wrinkled and forgotten?
[laughter]
- [snorts]
- I do tuck, I just don't do it the traditional way.
I just use a tight pair of underwear
instead of using all that tape and glue and ass shaving
that they like to do.
- Not forgotten.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- I don't know about y'all, but I'm personally looking
forward to once this is actually a dress
and not just flat fabric.
- Right. - Right.
- Creating this pattern out of this sequin
is time consuming.
But I'm not going to cut any corners.
Not only do I have to put this dress together,
I have to do all the finishes. I have to hem the sleeves.
I have to finalize the neckline.
I have to put a zipper in.
So you know, no pressure.
- Jessica, what about you?
- I was a little stressed before.
But now I know where I'm going.
- And where are you going?
- To the bottom.
[laughter]
Designing challenges, they are my favorite.
[quirky music]
- I am very sarcastic right now.
- But Jessica, I know you were nervous
for the last design challenge and you won.
- I think we all nervous, right?
Because it's very important for us, this.
- Yeah.
- I'm about to get a panic attack because
I want to be in the top.
I need to look good. This is the top five.
And another girl is going to go home.
Right now, the hot glue gun is my best friend.
- You are gluing away. [laughter]
- And you know what is the funny thing?
That I have Kylie Sonique's box and I remember
in my season I was taking forever.
And Sonique told me, Jessica, you don't have time.
Hot glue that shit. [laughter]
- What about y'all?
How was y'all experience during y'all season?
- The first time around,
I didn't think I was as good as the other queens that I was--
- Yeah.
I remember specifically her during the fashion show.
And that was the very first day you looked
at everyone you were like, oh,
I can't compete with the rest of y'all.
- Yeah.
But once I started working, the fans will go crazy for me.
And I was like traveling the world,
like, doing what I love to do.
I realized, bitch, you are sticking, you know?
You are up there with these girls.
You're better than Kandy Muse, you know what I mean?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Do you always wear pants that big?
- Not this big.
But I feel like in this, it has to give--
- Yeah, you need that.
- For this silhouette, I want to give body-ody-ody.
So I'm trying to pad extra this week.
Shove my ass in there. - [grunts]
Yeah.
- Damn, bitch. - [laughs]
- I know that I am not a fucking seamstress.
And I'm not going to sit here and create
this big ass ball gown moment.
I'm going to keep it sleek, simple, and sexy.
I'm going to feel confident and comfortable
in what I have to wear.
Damn, bitch.
Sometimes we can get scissor happy.
And I cut and cut and cut away.
And then, all of a sudden, I've opened it too much.
Oh, my God.
The titties are just way low.
I'm just like, I'm going to freak out.
I had like all fucked up the front by mistake.
I didn't realize.
So like this was supposed to be like this, right?
- Right. Uh-huh. - But more like this.
Now I have to create a whole new top
to this outfit.
I'd rather have like a strap. - A strap.
- I'm going to be up all night working on this shit.
But I got to pull it together because I don't have a choice.
Why is this happening to me?
♪ ♪
- Work, Jimbo.
- You like that sleeve? - Yes, it's really cool.
Gorge.
- This ensemble is taking a long time
to pattern out because there are
so many different elements.
[sighs]
I came up with a complicated design with two pieces,
a fully realized lined cape coat
and bodysuit with facekini, and I am stressing over here.
I probably shouldn't have been over there
fingerbanging everyone's fabric when I should have
been fingerbanging my own.
- How are you?
- I think I've tried to make too many things with making
a coat and a bodysuit.
- I think everybody's feeling the time crunch.
- I'm not doing my makeup tomorrow,
so if I run out of time--
- Oh.
- No makeup at all?
- No.
Do you think I'll be in danger for doing that?
- I don't know.
- I had decided not to paint my face under a facekini.
And Kandy thinks that it is a face no no.
And I think it's a face yes yes.
Because my look is that good.
I'm going to put details on this
to make it look like I have a face.
- Oh, work.
- But also, Ru loves a facekini.
So I'll just say "I was inspired by you."
- She had lipstick on.
- Well, guess who's going to have pearl lips tonight?
- OK, cute.
It's definitely a risk for Jimbo not to wear makeup.
I mean, we have seen some great queens on this show
rock a facekini.
But they still put on some makeup.
Michelle's going to be like, what?
♪ ♪
- I don't know what I'm doing at all.
I don't like the pattern on that.
I am sewing this sequin fabric,
which is breaking all of my needles.
And I try it on,
and the pattern does not look good on my body.
I don't like it at all.
I thought it was going to be easy to make a gown.
It's not.
- So you're making a new dress? - Yeah.
- OK, work.
- It's for sale, though, if you want it anybody?
$5.
$5 dress.
- I might buy that.
- So I have to start over from scratch.
[needle thwacks] Ouch.
It's a lot. It's a lot.
Jesus, they said if I called on you, you would come on down
and finish sewing this for me, girl.
I just want you to guide my fingers, Lord.
Because I want to have beautiful gowns.
Did you see my prayer? Amen.
- [laughs] [ding]
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
[all humming]
- Oh, my dress, my old friend.
- Today we are getting ready to present our original
"You're A Winner, Baby" looks on the runway.
- I'm tired. - [groans]
- Let's take a nap.
- We've been sewing and gluing away
and everyone in here is exhausted.
We are like walking zombies.
But we are pushing through, baby.
We are pushing through.
- No sleep.
- I kept messing up on my gown.
So I had to sew three different gowns.
- You're just sewed three differents?
- Three different gowns.
- So do you have a gown for Kandy?
[laughter]
- She could use one of them.
Oh, I'm itching. I'm hivey.
I'm itching my hives. I'm nervous.
I'm nervous. Oh, Jesus.
Because this morning I have a whole different look 'cause
the sequined fabric just was not working out for me.
So I switched over to the orange fabric
with the thongs on it, which is even harder to sew.
But I had to make it work somehow
and I think I made it work.
- Damn, bitch, you have a completely different gown.
- Yeah. - It's very disco diva.
- Yes.
- Have you tried it on?
- Yeah, without my padding.
- You haven't tried it on yet, bitch?
[laughs]
- I didn't put no zipper in there.
I just realized that.
How I'm going to put her on? She got no zipper.
[snickers]
- I will say a lot of you girls have a lot of like,
sequin and stone and stuff.
And I'm very like sexy and some boom.
- Yeah. - It makes me kind of nervous.
- I know yesterday you was talking
about making some gloves.
Did you ever get a chance to get those done?
- I made them and it almost looked like an afterthought.
You know when you just add things on.
Just like, oh, let's add a glove and the necklace
and this and that and this and that.
- It's all about being chic. - It's about being chic.
And it's about how you style it, how you sell it.
So I'm really happy.
I'm really proud that I, like, made this.
Because I made like leotards and stuff in the past,
but never a gown.
This dress has gone through nine transformations
since I started it.
I stayed up all night to rebuild a whole new top.
And I ended up with the simple, sleek gown.
It fits so nice.
- Let me try it. - No.
Is it too simple? Maybe.
Am I going to look beautiful? Yes.
Will the judges love it?
I don't know.
- You feel good, Jessica?
- I'm feeling good. - Yeah?
What kind of hair are you going to wear?
Because like Kylie always has such beautiful hair.
- What do you mean? That I'm always wearing ugly?
[laughter]
This fucking bitch.
- No, Jessica, you've worn my hair a couple of times.
[laughter]
[sewing machine whirring]
- You're still sewing away, Jimbo?
- Yes.
I think I tried to do too much stuff.
I have about 30 things left to do on this outfit.
And I am really nervous.
I have to make kind of the hood,
attach the hood,
attach the skirt to the jacket, make a pair of gloves,
a pair of boot covers, put a closure on the front,
a facing on the front.
Also, decorate the balaclava.
- You know how much time we have until we get on the runway?
[laughter]
- I don't know how I'm going to do it.
- I think maybe we should stop talking to you so you can--
- Yes. - Work, OK?
- Girl, you know that we are going to the main stage
like, in less than 30 minutes?
- I'm screwed.
- I think Jimbo is in trouble.
She's been on the top, like, so many times.
But if she don't put this together,
maybe this is going to be her time to be in the bottom.
- I think I made this hood too small, but whatever.
No time to make a new one.
- I can't move my finger.
I just emptied two cans of purple spray paint
onto that tool.
- She coming for the win.
- That's it.
I'm looking around the room at everybody's outfits
and a lot of us turned it out.
So as long and hard as I worked on this look,
it's really going to be a matter of
are the judges going to prefer my sort of pageantry polish?
Or are they going to favor somebody who
might be more fashion forward?
I'll be honest, though, it's going to be
a rough lipstick decision tonight.
I mean, everybody left in this competition right now
is a total contender and power player in the game.
Whoever has to make that decision,
and all of us as the group, it's going to be hard.
- It's going to be hard for all of us.
- But it's also what we signed up for
and we, you know, that's the reality and how to win.
- Yeah.
- And if you do win tonight, don't forget about me.
- I won't. You know I won't.
- Listen, baby. - I told you I wouldn't.
- I don't know how I'm going to do in this challenge.
Lord be with me.
But you know what?
I know that Alexis is going to have my back,
because last week I saved her.
- I am grateful for the rest of my life.
I will never forget this.
- We going to help each other out.
Since I help you, you help me out.
You know, us sisters stick together.
- I mean, yes, we get like, smaller and smaller
as the weeks go by.
You know, personal relationships form,
and you know, voting is extremely difficult.
I'm a little nervous about this voting tonight
because you just never know if one of these girls
is going to be holding grudges against you
and then using that to justify their votes.
You know, like last week, me and Alexis had some tension.
Don't try to trick me into getting involved.
I don't want it.
- Oh, my God.
I can't with the dramatics.
And then, on top of that, I'm not really sure
where I stand in my alliance with Jimbo.
Patty, why did I hear you went to Jimbo
and told her that I'm coming for her?
- Because you did.
- That is wild to me.
What I do know is that I'm not going to end up at the bottom.
I can't end up in the bottom.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
[applause]
- That's hot, mama.
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
Michelle Visage.
Now, what's your signature style?
- I think I'd have to say doggy.
[laughter]
- Yes. - Good girl.
Good girl.
Well, guess who's back in a blouse?
It's the hilarious Ross Mathews.
Who are you wearing?
- Oh, you know, it's my favorite designer.
It's me.
Ross by Ross.
Available wherever fine feminine tops are sold.
[laughter] - Count me down for two.
And a big Drag Race welcome
to rock royalty, Brandon Boyd.
Welcome. - I'm so happy to be here.
My pussy's on fire.
[laughter]
- The pleasure is ours.
And there's an ointment for that.
This week, we challenged our queens
to create and design a look that screams,
I'm a winner, baby.
And tonight on the runway,
they are going to let us have it.
All Stars, start your engines
and may the best drag queen win.
[dramatic music]
- ♪ Nobody here ever seen her before ♪
- Category is, I'm a winner, baby.
Up first, Kandy Muse.
- ♪ Who is she? ♪
- Mm, I think she follows the pleather principle.
[laughter]
- Baby, I look like an oil spill walking down the runway.
I'm holding my little sponge with my oiled up body.
I got my pink hair up do.
And this face, you can't touch it.
- Well, at least we know
what kind of contraceptives she's on.
[laughter]
- Mama, I'm everything.
Just eat it up.
- Charge it to my sponge, daddy.
[laughter]
- Up next, Jimbo.
- Whoa. - Wow.
- Little Pink Riding Hood in the hood.
- Look at those pearly whites.
- I am risking it all.
I am covering up this beautiful face
to deliver a facekini.
I'm showing off this beautiful retro sequined floral print.
I'm feeling avant-garde.
I am feeling like a winner.
And I'm also feeling like I can't see anything.
I hope these judges are loving what I'm serving.
- You better wipe that smile off your face.
- I've heard of a pearl necklace.
- You never heard of a pearl smile?
I have.
Who is she?
No, really, who is she?
- It's an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny,
pink and yellow face print kini.
[laughter]
- LaLa Ri.
- Oh, hello, tangerine queen.
- I am serving an orange creamsicle, honey,
an Orange Crush, however you want to call it, baby.
I'm sparkling. I'm feeling glamorous.
I feel like one of them pageant girls walking down
the runway to win her crown, honey.
- You know what kind of crush I have on her?
- What? - An Orange Crush.
[laughter]
- It says I am a winner, baby.
Girl, I'm feelin' it!
This is good for the pageant rag, child.
- They call this look slap her cock.
Because it slaps.
- OK. - I'm down with the kids.
- Yes.
- LaLa Ri, now with extra vitamin C.
[laughter]
- ♪ Who is she? ♪
- Alexis Michelle.
- Ooh. Acai.
- [laughs]
- Who the tuck does she think she is?
Very, very, delicious.
- I am joyfully walking down this runway.
Baby, this is Hello Dolly.
This is before the parade passes by.
I am curvy and swervy
in this purple figure-hugging gown.
- The little girl from Ragnarok.
- You said it right.
- I did, yeah. - [laughs]
- Look at her purple tulle. - Mm.
Oh, somebody grab a tulle and start banging.
- Uh-oh, she's got blue tool. - ♪ Who is she?
[laughter]
- If your tool turns purple, see your doctor.
- Yes. - [chuckles]
- Well, that was grape.
[laughter]
- Jessica Wild.
- This dress is really constricting her.
- Jessica.
- I'm serving you class.
I'm looking elegant.
But at the same time, I'm sexy.
I have a waterfall of rhinestone.
And RuPaul is smiling.
I think she love it.
I'm feeling on top of the world.
- Touch the skin.
Touch all of the snake skin.
- [laughs]
- I'm surprised she's not wearing a boa.
- And check out that ass.
- Ooh, hey.
You know what we're witnessing? - What?
- The yassification of Yassica!
[laughter] - ♪ Who is she? ♪
- [laughs] [ding]
- [laughs]
Welcome, queens.
Now it's time for the judges critiques
starting with Kandy Muse.
- Hi.
- You look beautiful.
And I don't think you're a seamstress, right?
You couldn't tell.
The problem is it's a little simple.
- I love the cuts.
The slits up to your hip showing your gorgeous leg.
I love black. It looks leathery.
Who doesn't love a leathery black dress?
- I think the fit is a little off for me, Kandy.
The length is an odd length. - Yes.
The decal--how do you say--
- Décolletage. - Yes.
I wish it was just a little bit lower.
Because that slit is so high
that it would just balance it off.
But I didn't know you could sew like this.
- Neither did I. And you know, funny enough,
the fit was so good yesterday.
But I lost so much weight since last night.
[laughter] I grew so tall
through the upper-- yeah, you know.
- What's your secret?
- Girl, Drag Race.
[laughter]
- You know, sometimes you deliver
just like Rodney Dangerfield.
Do you know who that is?
- No.
- The Rodney Dangerfield of drag is a huge compliment.
[laughter]
- I'll take it.
- Up next, I'd know those boobies anywhere.
It's Jimbo.
[laughs]
- I don't even know where to begin with this.
Are those prescription pearls?
[laughter]
- These are my readers. all: Oh.
- Jimbo, it is so imaginative and it's so original.
It also happens to be beautifully executed.
Now, it's also batshit crazy.
But what we've come to expect from you
is the challenges through your lens.
I love how you do that.
- Thank you.
- Because nobody else is making this.
I don't know that you should have made it.
[laughter]
- It's just really beautifully constructed.
That jacket, those sleeves, the back with the V cutout.
I'd like to see your face.
But in my imagination, you're fully painted under that.
- Oh yeah.
- This is what we've come to expect from you.
But actually, this exceeded our expectations from you.
- Thank you.
- I can tell you're proud of yourself
because you haven't stopped smiling since you walked out.
- [cackles] [laughter]
Up next, Lala Ri.
- Can I see your nails?
- Yeah, of course.
- Oh, those look downright dangerous.
- I love this color on you.
But I think I have a little bit of an issue with the neck.
I feel like it closes you up a little bit.
Also the way this cuts your arm off is a bit extreme.
- And if you're going to have one sleeve, call me dramatic,
but it should have, like, a flare going on.
A little something as opposed to a simple 3/4 length.
- Right, so I'm definitely still a beginner sewer.
This is my third gown I actually sewed
because I was messing up the first two.
- Oh really? - Yes.
- I guess you had a lot of fabric back there.
- Well, actually, this is why I got one sleeve.
[laughter]
Just to be honest, I ran out of fabric.
I was trying to make it work somehow.
[laughter]
- All right, up next, Alexis Michelle.
- Hi.
- Do you know what I'd change about this?
Not a mother tucking thing.
From the proportion to the teeny tiny little belt
to the train to the detail on the back
of the headpiece, Alexis, this is what we call a glow up.
This is perfection.
- You look like a beautiful exploding nebula.
You like a star.
- Alexis, I had no idea that you could sew like that.
And I love seeing this side of you
that is so different to when you were on last time.
- Yes, it's been such a joy
watching you evolve as you have.
- That means everything to me. Thank you.
- Up next, Jessica Wild.
- Jessica, you're another one I didn't know that could
throw down like that.
That is so beautiful.
I love this on you.
I love the asymmetry of it.
I love how you tied in all those rhinestones.
It's just fantastic.
You can tell that you love it when you wear it.
- I wish the left titty was a little tighter.
But I love the cascading disco ball glitter down the front.
It almost looks like a waterfall of glitter.
- You look expensive.
- What was the most difficult part
of constructing this dress?
- Everything.
[laughter]
Please no more sewing challenges.
[laughter]
- Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.
Based on the judges critiques, I've made some decisions.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Alexis Michelle,
condragulations.
You're the top All Star of the week.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- Yes. - Whoo.
- You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
- Thank you so much.
- Jimbo, Jessica Wild,
you are safe.
- Thank you.
- Kandy Muse, LaLa Ri.
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.
♪ ♪
You may leave the stage.
- Do I want to be in the bottom?
Absolutely not.
But this is my first time in the bottom.
And since Alexis is the winner,
hopefully she keeps her word
and she's going to have my back.
- Up until this point, I haven't even
touched the bottom.
And we're about to go into the top four
and I'm in the bottom two.
I refuse to go home.
So if my lipstick is pulled, get security.
Get security because I'm not leaving the stage.
I'm not going nowhere, bitch.
♪ ♪
The other way, ma'am.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- This is the toughest decision by far
in this competition.
Both of these girls are doing an amazing job.
And this is their first time in the bottom.
But I think I have to make my decision
based on who I want in the top four.
I love you so much.
- Oh, damn.
This is going to be a really tough one.
Kandy and I came into this competition
ready to work together and get to the top.
But I was told weeks ago that Kandy might be coming for me.
And I don't know if I could trust her.
At the same time, let's be honest.
Week after week, LaLa's star is rising.
So it might be smart to vote out LaLa Ri.
I don't know. Where is the lipstick anyways?
I can't see anything.
♪ ♪
- [sighs] Ooh, well, there is my name.
You are my sister. I love you.
But bitch, I don't want to go nowhere.
[smooches]
I love you.
- Oh, Jesus.
Help me, church.
Did your mama pick you?
I'm not going to pick my own self.
Keep hope alive.
Steal this.
Use that later.
Bye.
- I am agonizing over this decision.
Kandy and Lala have exactly the same
track record in this competition.
So I have to go off of something else.
They're both amazing performers.
They are both beloved by all of us and by RuPaul.
I told LaLa that I would never forget how she saved me,
and I never will.
And the strategic competitive side of me
thinks I should send Kandy packing.
Oh, God.
I guess the only thing I can do is just go with
what my heart is telling me.
♪ ♪
- [laughs] [ding]
- [laughs]
Welcome back.
Alexis Michelle, are you ready to meet your opponent?
- I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
- Oh, OK.
I think she's ready.
[laughter]
- It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.
[dramatic music]
- Oh, she's tall.
Who it is?
- I can't see.
- [echoing] Reveal yourself!
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God.
- What is that?
Shea Couleé?
♪ ♪
[all screaming]
[upbeat music]
- Nicky Doll is here, the host of Drag Race France.
I can't wipe the smile off my face.
I want to stick up a baguette up my ass
and say... [speaking French]
How do you say sister in French?
- Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.
- Hi, momma.
- Welcome home.
- Thank you so much.
I just landed to LAX. Came straight here.
Painted on the plane like the good crossdresser that I am.
- As long as you weren't smoking in the bathroom.
- Shh. [laughter]
- Two queens stand before me.
Ladies, Nicky Doll holds the lipstick of the queen
that the group has chosen to send home.
If Nicky wins,
the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.
Alexis, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000,
and earn the power
to give one of the bottom queens the chop.
[dramatic music]
Time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!
♪ ♪
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
[upbeat music playing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ You keep saying you got something for me ♪
♪ Something you call love, but confess ♪
♪ You've been a-messin' ♪
♪ Where you shouldn't have been a-messin' ♪
♪ And now someone else is getting all your best ♪
♪ These boots are made for walking ♪
♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
♪ One of these days these boots are gonna ♪
♪ Walk all over you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing ♪
♪ And you keep thinking that you'll never get burned, ha ♪
- Bitch, $10,000 calls for a split.
Good thing I can.
- ♪ And what he knows you ain't had time to learn ♪
♪ These boots are made for walking ♪
♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
♪ One of these days these boots are gonna ♪
♪ Walk all over you ♪
♪ ♪
Are you ready, boots?
Start walking.
♪ ♪
[laughter and cheering]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Alexis Michelle, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Yes. - Thank you.
[upbeat music]
- You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
Nicky Doll,
merci beaucoup, mon chéri.
- Merci. [speaks French] - Thank you for joining us.
You may step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Now, will the bottom queens please step forward.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Kandy Muse, LaLa Ri.
Whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately entered into the online Fame Games.
Alexis, with great power comes great responsibility.
Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
- This decision
feels more impossible than ever
at this stage of this competition.
And when I say that this feels like the hardest decision
I've ever had to make, I'm not joking, bitch.
And that's why unfortunately
the queen I'm sending home tonight...
♪ ♪
Is LaLa.
♪ ♪
- As it is written, so it shall be done.
LaLa Ri, you are
and will always be an All Star.
You're leaving us tonight,
but the Fame Games have just begun.
Now, sashay away.
- In this moment, I feel like I won,
because I've had the best time of my life.
I want to thank you again for changing my life.
Thank you all.
[applause]
[somber music]
Bitch!
Yeah, girl.
You sure? [laughs]
- I love you so much.
- [laughs]
I'm so sorry. I love you.
- I love you too. [smooches]
- I really wish I would have sent her ass home
when I had the chance to.
But other than that, I don't have no regrets.
Of course, the ultimate goal was to get the crown,
the scepter, and the coin.
But you know what?
I had one hell of an improvement from season 13.
And you know what? I am so proud of myself.
Well, I guess I'm going to sell
bootleg DVDs in the parking lot, $5.
Bye. [laughter]
- Love you, mama.
- And I still got a chance to win
the Fame Game.
Condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how the hell you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
- All right, now let the music play.
[RuPaul's "A Little Bit of Love" plays]
♪ A little bit of love ♪
♪ Goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪
♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪
♪ Everybody say love ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
♪ Love, can you feel the love ♪
- Next time on "All Stars"...
- I thought you told LaLa you weren't going to send her home.
- [whispers] I can't trust you.
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
we are roasting Carson Kressley.
[laughter]
- It's an honor for me to be at this amazing
Carson Kressley roast
because he literally looks like a roasted chicken.
[laughter]
- Has anybody seen my daughter?
- [screams] - What the fuck?
- Oh, my God. [all laughing and cheering]
Drag queens.
- What is going on?
- Would you guys fuck anybody in the competition?
- [shouting]
[laughs]
- Carson Kressley, this is your big gay life.
[laughter]
- [echoing] Reveal yourself.
[dramatic music]
[laughs] [ding]
[RuPaul's "A Little Bit of Love"]
- ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪
♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪
♪ Everybody say love ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Can you feel the love? ♪