- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "All Stars"...
- You told me what you told me.
And you know what you told me.
And you know I know what that means.
- What's all these secrets?
It seems like Kandy's making deals.
She's working the sisters.
But as long as she's not working me, I'm fine.
- For this week's Maxi challenge,
we are roasting Carson Kressley.
- Carson, you hosted "How To Look Good Naked,"
which, you don't.
[laughter]
- He have uniqueness because no one wants to look like him.
- You and I have a lot more in common than you think.
I love ketamine, you're an equestrian.
[laughter]
- Now for the woman of the evening,
everybody let's hear it for Ellen DeGeneres, everybody.
Just joking. I'm joking, of course.
We're here to honor Tilda Swinton, everybody.
- We've reached that point in the competition
where you're either the top All Star of the week,
or you are in the bottom.
[tense music]
Jimbo, condragulations.
You are the All Star of the week.
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
I'm so, so grateful.
- It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.
- It's a Cortland hound, baby.
- Jimbo. - Ah! What?
- Condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Yeah, Jimbo.
- Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
- Alexis.
- Alexis Michelle, you're leaving us tonight,
but the Fame Games have just begun.
Now sashay away.
[upbeat music]
- [screams]
It's my fourth win! Yoo-hoo!
- Oh, my God.
You won a lip sync, finally.
- And I beat Silky, the best Lip Sync Assassin there is.
I finally won my lip sync.
This is four years in the making.
Oh, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine.
I am a winner.
- You are my sisters always. So-so?
- That says XOXO, bitch.
Not so-so.
- Oh, look, Miss Manpig 2023.
- Good for her.
Oh, bye, Alexis.
- We love you, Alexis. - We love you, Alexis.
- Jimbo, how many fucking mirror messages
are you going to keep cleaning? - I don't know.
How many have I done?
- Well, let's count how many you've lost.
- How dare you, bitch?
- [yelling]
Listen, Jimbo has four wins.
I'm a little jealous of her manual labor.
But I will feel better when I polish my crown.
What do you have in there anyways?
- Wait a minute. Let me find out.
- Yeah. - Open it, open it.
- My balls might be out, so be careful.
- [yells] They are out.
- No, okay, that's my balls.
[laughter]
- I don't wanna see these anymore.
- Not my scotch eggs.
- The library--the library.
- Yeah, let's close the library.
Wow, the top three.
Can you believe it? - Girl.
- What do you guys think's inside this box?
- Okay, first of all, you picked Alexis.
Why?
- Oh.
Did I?
- Yeah, bitch, you eliminated her.
- I picked Alexis because I felt
like I had to stick to track record
and the judges' critiques.
Because if the situation reverses,
which it still might, I want you guys to remember that.
- Yeah. - Will you guys remember that?
- No.
- Oh.
- We will today. - We will today.
Tomorrow, we might not.
Shall we open this box?
Who wants to open that box? Jessica, open the box.
- I will open it. - Yeah, it's your turn.
- Open the box, Jessica.
- I can't wait.
- My little--
- Go, unlock the box first.
- Oh, everybody and this freaking box.
- Oh, no, I see.
I got it, I got it, got it, got it.
- You have to unlock the hutch. - Let her rip.
Oh, wow. What's in there?
Oh, my God.
- One for Alexis.
- Uno por Alexis. - Ooh.
- Otro para Alexis.
- Dos para Alexis.
- She voted for herself?
- No, you dumb bitch.
- One for Jessica.
- Ooh, awkward. - So what happened here?
- I voted for Alexis.
- So are you upset that nobody picked your name
and put it in there?
- Well, here's the thing.
I knew Alexis wasn't gonna pick me.
- Why?
- Because she thought that me and her
had this pact of I don't vote you, you don't vote me.
- I'm a woman of my word.
And the agreement we made, like, I will stick by it.
Is that something that you can stick by too?
[dramatic music]
It's time to be strategic, you know?
- And did you have that pact?
- No.
It's strategy.
I wanna win.
- Did you say that pact to her?
- We had a conversation to help each other
in this competition, so on and so forth.
- Oh, really?
- But in my mind, I remember that Alexis,
last week, she told LaLa she was gonna save her and didn't.
I'm not gonna forget that.
- So if she hadn't have done that,
would that have affected you this week?
- I wouldn't be here. I'd be sent home.
- Wow.
I'm in an alliance with Kandy, and I have to trust her.
But moments like this make me wonder
if this alliance is gonna bite me in the ass real hard.
- How do we say, let's get out of drag in Spanish?
- Let's do it for Jimbo.
Oh, my God.
[both speaking Spanish]
- Oh, my God! Top three!
- Top three. - Top three.
We did it.
- It's the top three.
The best of the best.
[popping]
[screaming]
Nine girls went home already.
And I just have two bitches between me and $200,000.
- Let's wheel her right to the dumpster.
- Yeah, this fucking table.
- First, I'm rolling Kandy Muse straight to the exit
because I want this bitch to go away.
- Oh, look at me. I'm Jessica Wild.
I look great.
- And next I'm going to send this clown back to the circus
because that crown is Jessica Wild's crown.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- Escándalo.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000.
With extra special guest judge Zooey Deschanel.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, like "Charlie's Angels."
- Top three! - Top three!
Oh, my God!
- It's a new day in the Werk Room.
And these shady ass bitches did not give me the memo
on the matching shirt.
But it's okay.
Because listen, the two runner ups, the winner right here.
Top three.
- Top three. - Top three.
- Where the fuck did you get confetti from?
- Oh, it came out of my ass.
[laughter]
[siren wailing] [all scream]
- She done already done had herses.
Hey, y'all. - Hey.
- Whether you're a Michelange-ho
or a Georgia O'Queef, you're gonna need to paint
like a master if you wanna hang in the Hall of Fame.
Or this might be your time to Vincent van Go.
- No.
- Paint.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hi. - Oh, wow.
- My top three All Stars.
[all yelling]
You know, one of the perks of drag superstardom
is the opportunity to work with greatness.
For today's Mini Challenge,
you need to transform your torso
into a special edition
Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance bottle.
You may use your own drag plus the accessories provided.
You also need to name your creation
and pitch it in a way that is irresistible.
Like Gaultier himself, this needs to be
the perfect blend of sex, wit, and timeless style.
Okay, you've got 45 minutes to get creative.
So ready, set, Gaultier.
♪ ♪
- Ooh, look at this. Who's this for?
- I need a pink pantie, bitch.
- You're never gonna find the pink panties, bitch.
- Where are the pink panties?
- These girls are being ruthless.
They're tearing through everything
and snatching up all the good stuff.
[laughs] - You nasty bitch.
Jessica, the hot glue queen.
- You look like a rainbow explosion.
I'm running out of time.
- Oh, my God. - Work, work, work.
- All Stars, time's up.
Let's get a whiff of what you've been up to.
Oh, Jessica Wild, I love this fragrance.
- Forbidden Juice will transport you
to your wildest dreams,
where everything is possible and edible.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Sold wherever fine fragrances are affordable.
- Where are you hiding your forbidden fragrance?
- It's forbidden.
[laughter]
- Kandy Muse is up next.
Oh, she's got a glamorous toothache.
Does she also have a glamorous migraine?
Yes, she does.
She's a graduate of Cunter College in the Bronx.
- My Muse.
It's not just a scent, it's a lifestyle.
Being vain and being broke with expensive taste,
will you be my muse?
Sold exclusively in the Bronx.
- Are you wearing it now?
- Yeah.
[laughter]
- All right, Jimbo, now have you thought
of putting out a fragrance before?
- I put out a few fragrances this morning.
[laughter]
Are you a lady of the night?
Do you like to sleep in the morning,
sleep in the afternoon, work at night, and then wake up,
and sleep some more?
Then Lady Night Shade is the fragrance for you
and the shady lady you want to be.
Sold exclusively on the black market.
- Hello, hi.
You want two bottles expressed to you?
I'm gonna put my shoes on,
and I'll get those right over to you.
[laughs]
Lady girls, you were all sensational.
But one of you ended up smelling like a rose.
But the winner of today's Mini Challenge is...
Jessica Wild.
- Yes.
- Condragulations.
You've won a cash prize, $2,500,
courtesy of John Paul Gaultier.
- [whispering] John Paul Gaultier gave you money.
- Of course, John Paul is like, after Madonna, I need Jessica.
You know, two superstars.
- All Stars, this week's episode
is being brought to you by the letter L
as in lesbians.
- Yes.
- From the early days of the gay liberation movement
to the AIDS crisis to today, our queer sisters
have always shown up when the LGBTQ community
needed them the most.
Yet too often, they remain our silent heroes.
So this week, we wanna make some noise.
I want you to meet your new best friends.
Come on in, ladies.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hey, kitty girls.
Welcome to "Drag Race."
Please introduce yourselves.
- My name is Amanda-Faye. I'm a writer.
- "A-mahnda," not Amanda?
- No, it's Amanda in Spanish.
- I mean, who needs a drag name when your name is Amanda-Faye.
- Beautiful. - I love that.
- And what's your name?
- My name is Angie.
And I'm a barista and a café owner.
- You say barista, I say "bareesta."
Let's just call the whole thing off.
And what's your name?
- Lisa. - Lisa.
- I work at a non-profit.
And I'm from Georgia originally.
- Where in Georgia?
- Helen, Georgia.
- I've been to Helen, Georgia.
I've been to hell and back, actually.
All Stars, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to share the miracle of drag
with our lesbian sisters.
- Yes.
- As you transform these fabulous women
into fabulous drag queens.
- Ah.
- Oh, my God, we're doing makeovers! Ah!
- #AllStars8.
Now to pair you up, we're gonna leave it to the drag gods.
Oh, pit crew?
Now to determine our pairs, I'm gonna have our guests
reach inside this gorgeous, big, pink, furry box
and pull out a lipstick for either
Jessica, Kandy, or Jimbo.
- Yes.
- Ladies, are you familiar with the furry pink box?
- Quite.
- Quite, yes.
[laughter]
Amanda-Faye, you're first.
Reach into that pink, furry box.
- Jimbo. - Yes.
- All right, Ange.
Reach into that box.
- All right.
Kandy.
- Ooh. - Kandy.
- You got your work cut out for you.
- Go on over and meet your partner.
- Okay. - Hi.
- Now, of course, Lisa, you're with Jessica.
- Yeah. - Mi amor.
- Go on over. - Ven conmigo.
- Lovely.
- Queens, as always, we are looking for
a strong drag family resemblance.
All aboard the L train.
Toot toot.
all: Toot toot.
- Because sisters are doing it for whom?
Each other.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
- Nice.
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- How are you? - Good. How are you?
- This week's Maxi Challenge is the makeover challenge.
On Season 13, our cast had to make over each other.
And me and Gottmik were in the top that week.
So I can paint a bitch.
And we get to make over lesbians.
I love lesbians.
- I am a little nervous, I will admit.
- Why are you nervous?
- Being a masculine, butch, proud dyke,
this is where I feel sexy and confident.
- Exactly.
- And going back into femininity,
which as a child everybody wanted you to be, is scary.
To be feminine is a little difficult for me.
But I'm actually really excited to be put in drag,
just for the experience.
It seems like fun.
- I understand because my mother
is actually a butch dyke.
- Oh, cool. - I have two mothers.
So anytime I try to get my mother
to do anything feminine, she is just not having it.
- I'm interested and ready to have fun.
I love drag.
- What my drag is mostly about is, like,
it's a love letter to myself. - Yeah.
- It's an expression of, like, confidence.
Everything that you've hated about yourself,
you tell yourself in the mirror,
like, I love this about me.
I love that. I love my nose, my lips.
So what I'm trying to do is just, like, take who you are
and just amplify that
so that your inner confidence comes out.
You know, that's literally what drag is.
Angie doesn't like to be super hyper feminine, which is fine,
but my drag exudes femininity and sex.
So I'm trying to figure out
how I'm gonna work around this.
Because baby, I need to win this challenge.
- Oh. That's gonna be cute.
- We're gonna be like '60s little divas.
Maybe this can draw some inspiration for us
about a name.
We want it to be witty.
- Yeah.
Bubbles, like bubbles?
Like bubbles.
- Saltines?
No.
- No, not Salty.
Cookie?
Could I be a Cookie?
- Kookie with a K.
- Kookie and Kandy.
- Oh, we're gonna give RuPaul a fucking sugar rush.
All right, Kookie Muse.
I love that.
- So do you consider yourself-- like, are you shy or not?
- Maybe not shy, but I'm definitely an introvert.
I have two cats. - Oh, so you're a cat person?
- I'm a cat lady.
- I'm wild, I'm Jessica Wild.
It's gonna be something wild.
- Yeah, like a tiger, lion. I don't know.
Whatever you wanna do, I'm down.
- Oh, I like that.
Talking with Lisa, I can tell
she's a little shy, but it's okay.
We are going to pull the queen out of her.
I don't want Lisa to be Jessica Wild,
but I want to find her wild side.
As a kid, what was your--
like, what do you wanna be?
- You know what?
I don't know how to answer that.
Like, I didn't have too many dreams as a kid.
Like, I ran away when I was 15 for a little bit.
My mom, we just didn't get along.
And I also dropped out of high school
because I was bullied for being gay.
- Yeah, that happened to me too.
You know, growing up in Puerto Rico,
it was bully all the time.
I was scared of my father.
I was scared of my mother.
At some point in my life, then I was like,
I can't be scared anymore about the world.
But now we have a beautiful relationship.
They support me.
They know I'm a drag queen. - Yeah.
- And here I am, a beautiful drag queen.
- I love that. I love that.
Jessica seems really wonderful.
We already have a lot in common.
And I hope this experience gives me
a little more confidence.
I don't really highlight myself a lot.
So this is really putting
another side of myself on stage.
And I hope it shines.
- This is like a fun little interview.
- Yeah. - What's your favorite color?
- Pink, I know. - Mine too.
- Is it? Okay, great.
- Was your life traumatic?
[laughter]
Immediately, I notice Amanda has some great energy.
And we have a similar sense of humor.
So I'm thinking it's a match made in heaven.
What is your experience with drag?
Do you go to drag shows? Are you a drag fan?
Have you ever been in drag?
- I love drag shows.
And the reason this sounded intriguing to me...
as, you know, a dyke or as a fat woman,
it feels like a certain type
of femininity and beauty is not immediately accessible
to people who look like me. - Right.
- And I know that, like, drag queens,
obviously, can relate to that.
- Yeah.
- But sometimes I feel like I'm a hideous beast.
- That's crazy because you are perfect, you are beautiful.
You are hilarious.
Fuck made up standards of beauty.
None of that matters. - I want that, Jimbo.
I want that.
- Yeah, well, that's where we are headed.
- I really want to step out of my comfort zone.
And I think that being in drag will give me the confidence
to be 100% comfortable with being seen
and in the spotlight.
- These are some leg things.
This is a thingy for the garters.
And then this would go over top.
- Okay, that's not gonna fit.
- Let's see how this one feels.
This goes like this.
And this, this part might overwhelm you.
- Um, well--
Jimbo's pulling out outfits for me that are not
exactly what I imagined or had in mind.
- Do you like it?
- Uh--[laughs]
- Then this would go like this.
- And the shoulders, all of it. - And the shoulders.
What do you think of the cut of this and the vibe of this?
- I feel like the clown
is a little more out of my comfort zone.
I'm feeling really nervous because I'm not feeling
the clown fantasy looks.
- The other option is, I have black sparkly clothes.
- Mm-hm.
- So we could be sparkly twins.
She doesn't wanna look funny. She wants to look sexy.
But the problem is, most of my drag is outlandish.
I don't have a million beautiful
and glamorous options.
Ugh.
Try this dress.
- Oh, that's not going to fit me.
- [laughing]
- Oh, my God.
Look at you.
Ginger is your color. - Damn.
- Approve, approve.
- Do you think we look like sisters?
- Yeah.
- I think we do.
This week is the makeover challenge,
and we have to transform our lesbian sisters
into our drag queen sister.
- Wow.
Much respect.
- I can't believe we're at the final three,
and we're doing a makeover challenge.
[laughter]
I can't have my spot in the finale
be depending on someone else.
[upbeat music]
[muffled scream]
- Everybody is scared.
My lesbian sisters are scared to walk in heels.
And the girls are scared because we know
that this week, if you are not in the top,
you're gonna be in the bottom.
Oh, fuck.
[both screaming]
- Hey, squirrel friends.
- Hello.
- Ru.
- Where my girls at?
- Hi. - Hi.
- All right, Kandy and Angie, come on over.
- Yes, yes.
- Great.
Why do you think the universe put you together?
- First of all, my mother is a butch lesbian.
- How butch? - Very butch.
She will fuck you up.
- Do you consider yourself a butch lesbian?
- Oh, yeah. I'm a proud butch.
- Oh, I love it.
- Yeah, yeah. - So what are you going to do?
- So we are going for this, like, mod moment.
And these colors, like, they're just so beautiful
and they make you happy, like, when you see them.
- Yeah. - You know?
- And when was the last time you wore
something girly like this?
- Senior prom.
It's been a long time.
And this is all very new to me.
I'm trying to express my femininity.
So I think a lot of butch women are scared to show that
because we're just afraid that someone might say,
oh, but you look so beautiful that way.
And then you feel like, oh, well,
don't I look beautiful or handsome this way?
- And yes, you do.
You're really hot.
- Oh, why thank you. - You're gorgeous.
- Thank you. - Do people tell you that?
- Uh, people mention it.
- Yeah, yeah.
Are you worried about anything?
- We're working on the walk.
- Luckily we found some heels that I think are doable.
- Oh, focus on being on the ball of your foot,
not your heel, and you'll be fine.
Did she give you a name already?
What is your drag name?
- We went with a theme of candy.
So I'm Kookie.
- I love cookies, and I love candy.
- We're gonna give you a cavity, ooh!
[laughter]
So far, I feel really good about this makeover concept.
Oh, it's gonna be stunning, babe, stunning.
- Amanda-Faye and Jimbo.
- Well, hello, Mama Ru.
- Now I see these gorgeous dresses here.
Are you settled on this look?
Tell me about it.
- We workshopped another look,
which was more in the clown vibe,
but I didn't wanna put my clown onto her.
And so there are different kinds of lesbians.
I've been having a lesson in lesbianism.
And Amanda is a femme presenting lesbian.
- So am I. - Yeah, perfect.
- So I thought, okay, let's go hard into the femme.
- Yeah.
- And let's go sexy, slutty sisters.
- Ooh.
Now you're speaking my language.
- [in Australian accent] Yes, that's right.
We're headed right down under.
- I love that.
When was the last time you were all dolled up?
- I was kind of going for that today, Ru, so...
[laughter]
- Are you prepared to get really dolled up?
- I can't wait.
I actually--I've never been in a dress like this before.
- Really? - So this is really exciting.
When I was younger, like, clothes for fat women
actually did sort of have a lot of bling on them all the time.
So I gravitated away from that.
That bling on the fat lady clothes was, like,
sort of distracting, like, to distract from your fatness.
- Well, we celebrate gorgeous beauties here.
We celebrate big old titties. - Yeah.
- We celebrate all of that.
- Everything. - I can't wait.
I can't wait to draw attention to myself.
- Yeah.
[laughter]
All right, Jessica, Lisa.
Hello. - Hi, Mommy.
- Why do you think the universe has paired you two together?
- You know, our bodies are different,
but our hearts are very similar,
and I'm a feeling a beautiful connection with Lisa--
well, with not Lisa, with Kitty Wild.
- Kitty Wild.
- Kitty Wild, and I'll show you Kitty Wild--
- Meow.
[laughter]
- Well, listen, once you get all this drag on,
that's gonna go real wild.
So why did you do this?
- I've never been in a dress on my own accord.
Any time I was ever, like, in a dress
or in feminine attire was when I was younger, my mom made me.
So I've been against it for so long.
- Is your mom really femme? - Yes.
So this is like my own choice to come and do this
and to have a professional do this.
Why not? - Where is the professional?
- You're the professional. - Oh, it's me?
- Yeah.
- Well, this is your child inside getting an opportunity
to play like you've never played before.
- And, also, I want her to feel comfortable.
She have this rough vibe.
And I want her to bring that strong vibe like Jessica Wild.
That's why Kitty-- - Kitty Wild.
- Yes. Yeah. - Kitty Wild.
Meow. - Meow.
- It's gonna be like meow, you know?
What I love being a performer, being an artist
is that I inspire people.
And what I have right now is the power
to give Lisa confidence.
Kitty Wild? - Kitty Wild.
- Meow.
- Yes.
- If I can make Lisa feel comfortable
and shine in her own way,
we're gonna bring the house down
and shine together as a family.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
Gather round.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Now, tomorrow, you'll make your drag family debut
on the main stage.
Oh, and one more thing.
It wouldn't be a full "Drag Race" experience
without a lip sync.
So each team needs to prepare a killer performance
of a new mash-up called
"Charisma Peanut Butter Bitch."
- Yes.
[laughter]
- Styling.
- Intrigued?
You should be.
- Oh, my God.
So you mean to tell me, I have to not only teach my lesbian
how to walk in heels and look pretty while doing it,
we have to choreograph an entire number?
Goodbye.
- So good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- This is the main stage.
- Wow, this is actually really incredible.
- Isn't it? - Wow.
- It's time for me to show my lesbian drag sister
how to work the main stage and lip-synch like a pro.
I think here we can split off.
See if there's any hot lesbians over there,
see if there's any hot lesbians over there.
I want to make sure that she feels confident and has fun.
But there's a lot riding on this.
This is gonna determine the top two
All Stars in the finale.
And I need to be one of those stars.
We just wanna make sure we're smiling
and that you never feel any pressure.
- No problem. What? - I know.
- I'm feeling really intimidated.
Oh, God. I'm gonna walk off this stage.
But I'm gonna give it my best.
I really don't wanna let Jimbo down.
- Bitches in the house.
Kitty and Jessica Wild.
With the attitude that I told you, let's do poses, poses.
Whatever you want. I'm gonna tell you.
- Oh, that's low.
- Then you go there, and I go here.
- Okay. - Cross.
- Oh, cross. - Go ahead.
I'm telling Lisa how to move,
how to walk like my drag sister,
but it's not something that is natural on her.
You are kitty cat, so be like, ooh.
Meow.
Sexy.
My poor kitty.
My pussy is scared.
- Mm-hmm. Smile. You have beautiful teeth.
Smile.
Show the judges that beautiful face.
You're gonna pose over here real cute.
- Like this? Ooh.
- Cutie. Like, uh-huh.
Ooh, cutie. - Ooh.
- Let me just see you, like, walk over there.
And you--remember cutesy.
Cutesy arms, flowy.
- Girly girl.
- She walks like a cowboy.
[Western music]
That ain't the Muse walk.
If this was the Butch Ball, that would work, baby.
But you need to give me some flavor.
- What's four poses that you know?
- I'm not really a poser, but I can learn.
- Do you ever do any, like, fast--so you shaky like--
- I mean, I'm not good at it, but I can do it.
- Same as me.
I'm not really a choreograph dancer,
but Amanda-Faye does not know that.
So I am taking what I've learned so far,
and I am passing it along.
And that's not very much.
So a pose can be like this.
A pose can be like this.
One way to think of it is, my butt's sore,
but I made it sexy.
My ankle hurts, but it's sexy.
Ooh, my knees, I have to pee.
But it's sexy.
Do you ever push your breasts together?
- I don't, but I'm going to start today.
- Yay.
- Just do this, like meow.
- I can't go that low.
- Meow, just here.
Like--
- I feel like I'm gonna fall.
- Show me like, eh, eh, eh. Jump.
- Jump in heels?
Oh, my feet.
- The problem that is looking like you are the boy,
and I'm the girl.
And we are both bitches. [laughter]
- These shoes, man.
- I know it's a lot, girl. I know.
- This hurts my feet.
I could do this in flats.
- I am a good teacher, but I am not a magician.
If you can't walk, how I'm going to teach you
how to perform in heels?
Ugh.
- Go from here all the way over there real girly.
- Fuck.
Right now I'm feeling a little overwhelmed.
I wanna do good so bad.
- You're gonna do good.
- I don't know what to do with my hands.
- You're okay? - Yeah.
- All right.
- I can't hold your hand the entire time.
- No?
I'm trying. - No, it's okay.
- Okay.
- You're gonna be in pain on the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
That's never gonna happen again in your life.
- Yes, yes.
- You have to take in the pain because I'll go home.
And we don't want that.
I need her to feel like a super queen
and come out of her shell.
Because if not, baby, it's a chop.
- Just wait up for a minute.
- We got lots of work to do. - Oh, my God.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
[yelling]
- Hi, Kitty Wild.
- It's Elimination Day today.
Baby, it's the makeovers.
As much as there is a lot of pressure
on us, the competitors, I can only imagine
what it's like to be our lesbian sisters.
Because these girls do not wanna be responsible
for fucking up our chances of making it to the top two.
It's intense for one night, right?
- Yes, I stayed up late just--
- Practicing. - I practiced it over and over.
- And giving face.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Kitty Wild.
- It was kind of scary talking to Ru yesterday.
- You were scared talking to Ru?
- A little bit, yeah.
You're painting on the confidence.
- No, the confidence is here.
I'm painting your canvas.
You're going to a drag show.
- I am the drag show.
- Oh, Kitty's coming out.
Lisa is giving me more and more attitude.
So I'm feeling positive about what
we are bringing to the main stage.
That's my Kitty Wild.
Meow.
This is not about being perfect.
This is about having a good time celebrating life.
I used to suffer so much emotionally, always concerned
what people think of me.
I'm not enough, all that thing.
And now I'm like, I'm confident.
And that's why I'm here in the top three.
Because I believe in myself.
And you believe in yourself.
And everybody's going to see that.
- I believe in us.
- Thank you.
That's what I wanna hear.
- Oh, it's the wig.
- Yeah, so this is me.
And that was the look that we originally tried,
that was what was inspired by it.
- Are you disappointed that we didn't do that?
- No, not at all.
Clowning is all about being flexible, going with the flow,
and discovering the opportunities.
So my first instinct was to reference this.
But when I saw the opportunity to amp up the feminine,
then I was like, oh, okay.
I want to celebrate that with you.
This is a really tough balance.
It's a competition, and my ass is on the line.
I need to be representing Jimbo
and simultaneously tailor my presentation
to work for someone else.
How do you feel?
Are you glad that we moved away from the clowniness?
- I really, really love our look, and I prefer it,
and I'm gonna be a lot more comfortable up there.
- That's the most important thing of all.
- You know, you were talking about if people ever
saw you being feminine, they would tell you like,
oh, well, you're much better like that.
- Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I think I mean, when I was growing up,
luckily, my mother gave me space to wear
the clothes that I wanted.
But I think deep down, she wanted me
to be more of a girly girl.
- Yeah.
- Even nowadays, it might be, oh, but you're so beautiful
and things like that, but.
- And it's like so because I'm butch, I'm not beautiful.
- Yeah, if you're more feminine, it's better.
I hope to take from this experience
not being fearful of my femininity.
And--[sniffles]
Sorry.
It's just that my whole life,
as a young girl,
people wanted me to be feminine.
So the ability to confront the femininity that I pushed away
is kind of healing.
- Drag is just not this way of,
I get to be this feminine beauty.
Drag is about putting on this armor of confidence.
- Yeah. - Anything is drag.
You know, you woke up, and whatever you
put on to come here is drag. - Yeah.
- I know Angie is gonna look beautiful.
Going up hard up in the geeshe, honey.
But I need her to feel beautiful.
So I'm over here hoping and praying
that Miss Angie loves her makeover.
Please, Angie.
I have to win.
♪ ♪
- Well, now that you're definitely
in the House of Jimbo, and you're my sissy.
- I identify as a sissy dyke. Oh, my God.
- Yay! Oh, my God, it's perfect.
- I was a little confused about that one.
What is the meaning?
- For me, dyke is a reclamation of a word
that was used to hurt us.
But it really means, like, being powerful
in your queer, woman-loving self.
- For me, there's an added political connotation.
Like, dyke is just, like, an encapsulation of my politics,
like, just like queer.
So yeah, that's part of why I prefer it.
- It took a lot longer for me to be okay with it
because it was a term that was used
against me when I was bullied.
But I recently, me and my motorcycle friends,
we did the Queers on Gears, Dykes on Bikes.
It was just, like, really nice to, like,
reclaim the word with a bunch of other queer women.
- Do you guys think that lesbians can say fag,
and that gay guys can say dyke?
Or do you think it should only be kept
within those groups to say?
- I don't know. I think it depends.
Because my mother is butch, and she is a dyke.
You know, but I say that with her.
But I know lesbians who aren't comfortable with gay men
saying the word dyke, which is 100% understandable.
- For us, it's like... [speaking Spanish].
All those you feel like, wow,
why are you calling me like that?
- I think it's about intention for me.
Like, is it intended to hurt me,
or is it intended to be funny? Like--
- Yeah.
I think it's more important than ever
for us to really band together and stick together,
different letters, different identities,
and look out for each other.
- Definitely do.
- Just being with you guys, getting to see another aspect
of the community that I'm not totally familiar with,
it's, like, empowering.
- Whatever happens tonight, I just wanna say,
thank you to the ladies for coming and joining us here.
Truly, it's been a pleasure getting to know y'all
and your life, your community.
So thank you.
- Thank you, girls. We love you.
- We love you guys.
- Thank you for having us. - Oh, my God.
It's so fun.
♪ ♪
- One, two, three.
- Oh, whoa. [laughs]
- You look so beautiful.
- That is insane.
- You look good as a ginger, too, bitch.
- Oh, my God.
- Let's see your makeover.
- Oh, my God.
- What do you think? - Oh, my God.
- Do you like it? - I love it.
This is incredible.
- Is there a name that you feel now that you see yourself?
- Sissy.
We talked about that. - Oh, yeah. I love that.
And you identify as a sissy.
- Yeah.
- Sissy Delicious?
- Perfect. - Sissy Delicious.
Yes!
- We did it, we did it.
both: We did it, we did it. We did it, we did it.
- And here I introduce you, Kitty Wild.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, I look so gorgeous.
Meow. - Meow.
You see, you are Kitty Wild.
- Clearly, all of the lesbian sisters
looked stunning, bitch.
- Good news. Try this. - Yes.
- But in order for us to deliver
a thickening family resemblance,
there's still so much left to do.
- Now I have to paint faster
than I have ever painted in my life.
- We all wanna make top two, but baby,
this is a fight to the finish line.
♪ ♪
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- [laughing]
♪ ♪
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
- Oh, yes.
[laughs] Yes.
- Gorgeous. - Gorgeous.
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars".
It's Michelle Visage.
Now, are you excited for tonight's runway?
- Yeah, but Ru, why are we making over Lebanese women?
- Not Lebanese, Michelle.
Lesbian. - Lesbian?
Oh, that sounds like fun.
Thanks, "Golden Girls."
- Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
Are you a fan of the L word?
- Oh, of course, I've been a Lutheran all my life.
And Lutherans love lesbians.
Very progressive.
- From "New Girl" to Ru Girl,
it's the fabulous Zooey Deschanel.
Are you ready to see some makeovers
that you won't see on "Property Brothers"?
- I'm ready. I even have a drag name.
- What is it?
- It's Zooey Deschanel Iman Dupree Davenport.
[laughter]
- This week we challenged our All Stars
to drag up the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
of our lovely lesbians.
All Stars, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[RuPaul's "Who Is She"]
♪ Nobody here ever seen her before ♪
Category is, Drag Family Resemblance.
Up first, Jessica Wild and Kitty Wild.
♪ Who is she? ♪
- These looks are Gaga gorgeous.
- Ooh.
- The Wild Sisters, now with wings.
- For light days.
- Kitty Wild and Jessica Wild are giving you
the lesbian Lady Gaga fantasy.
She's looking fierce, and we are walking
the runway like wild panthers.
both: Meow.
- That wig is going nowhere
because I glued that shit on.
She's gonna have that wig forever, baby.
- They call this look Just The Tips.
- They bring up a good point, four of them.
- [gasps] They're just like Britney and Madonna.
- Scandalous.
- Up next, Jimbo and Sissy Delicious.
- It's Sissy. - Shishy Delicious.
- Delicious. - Shishy.
- Bippity boppity boo,
look who's a little drag fairy grandmother.
- Sparkle, Sissy, sparkle.
- Did you stone those tits?
[laughter]
- We are looking like two sexy sisters,
and we've just entered the hottest new lesbian club,
two social butterflies out on the prowl.
Oh, my God, it's exhausting being this hot.
- They're BFFs-- Breast Friends Forever.
- You've heard of the Judds, right?
- Yeah. - These are the Juggs.
- [laughs]
- See you at Caesar's.
- Up next, Kandy Muse and Kookie Muse.
- Ooh, this ginger is snapping.
- Baby, Kookie Muse and Kandy Muse
are giving you pastel '60s go-go realness.
We are long-lost sisters in London.
Look over there, it's the Big Ben.
- Oh, be-hive.
- And let me tell you, she is stealing it, bitch!
She said touch all of the skin, honey, touch it.
- Ooh, Kandy made this Kookie in her loving oven.
- I can smell it from here.
- Ooh, it's preheated.
- Yeah.
- ♪ Who is she? ♪
[laughing]
- [laughing]
Welcome, queens.
You all look absolutely beautiful.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
First up, Jessica and Kitty Wild.
- Ooh. - Meow.
- Kitty, the cat's out of the bag.
You're fierce.
I'm feline it.
- Kitty, I can tell how nervous you were.
And you were, like, almost like,
please don't make me do this.
But what I loved is that once you kind of got down here
to the end, you gave into it.
And I could see the trust and the connection
you had with Jessica.
And that was really endearing.
And I thought you two looked adorable together.
I see the family resemblance with the outfit,
the hair, the makeup.
both: Meow. - I totally agree.
I love the matching hair.
I think that really helped tie you two together.
And I thought this was, like, the most fashiony
of all the outfits.
- Yeah, the only thing that's, like,
really stopping me in my tracks is the shoe choice.
And I wish they were just more relatable.
Maybe both were patent leather,
or both were a higher boot or vice versa.
- You could have also-- there's that trick
where you take black stockings, and you cover the shoe.
Did you have fun, Kitty? - I did.
I had no idea just how much work it takes.
And I have a whole new appreciation for drag queens.
- I love you. Thank you for doing this.
You are beautiful with or without makeup.
But if one day, you need more makeup, let's play together.
- I'll call you. I'll call you. Thank you.
- Gorgeous.
Thank you, Jessica. Thank you, Kitty.
- Thank you.
- Up next, Jimbo and Sissy Delicious.
[laughter]
Mm-mm-mm.
- I think this is a little simple, Jimbo,
but you both look great.
You look adorable.
You look like two floozies on a night out in Vegas,
which I relate to very, very much.
- I didn't think you look like floozies.
I thought you looked like two gals from Canada
off to the North American Hair Awards.
And I just think you looked really pretty
in these kind of, like,
Philipp Plein bedazzled dresses.
- They're really pretty, but they felt a little safe to me.
I would have liked a little bit more drama.
But I still just love how you guys related to each other.
It felt like you liked each other a lot.
So I enjoyed that.
- Aw.
How do you feel? - I felt pretty.
- You are pretty. You're fucking gorgeous.
- I love that. Well, thank you, kids.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Up next, Kandy and Kookie Muse.
- Oh, oh.
[laughter]
- Kandy, this makeover is so fun.
She looks so beautiful.
The outfits are cute.
I think hers could have fitted a little bit better,
but it kind of was what it was.
And my favorite thing, Kookie, was watching you walk in heels.
It was the cutest thing in the world.
Because I could tell not only were you
so far out of your comfort zone, but you didn't give up.
And you went for it.
- I mean, I think it's very, very smart to do something
that is visually unified.
And they're not exactly matching.
They are kind of the reverse color story.
But, immediately, we get you're twins, you're sisters.
- And I adored the story that you created.
It was like competitive sisters.
It was like another side of sisterhood.
Because, you know, sisterhood isn't just one thing.
And you both look beautiful.
- Now, Kookie, what was the biggest challenge?
- This was very scary for me to know that people
were gonna see me looking like this.
Because I've worked so hard to feel comfortable
and proud of my female masculinity, you know?
And I really do appreciate Kandy
making me feel comfortable.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You are making her cry.
- You're gonna make me cry.
- Kandy, do you feel more butch from the experience?
- Michelle, I'm gonna hit on you.
- Okay.
- Hey, girl, you want a drink?
[laughter]
- I gave her that one.
- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
But before you leave,
there's one more thing I wanna see.
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.
[dramatic music]
Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
♪ Charisma, uniqueness ♪
- Choreography. - Choreo!
- Hey.
Oh.
♪ Charisma ♪ Uh-huh.
♪ Uniqueness ♪ Say what?
♪ Nerve, and ♪ Okay.
♪ Talent ♪
♪ Trust in the virtues of rhythm within you ♪
♪ Let your body tell the truth ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
♪ Trust in the virtues of rhythm within you ♪
♪ Let your body tell the truth ♪
♪ P-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah ♪
♪ Let me see y'all ♪
♪ Let me, let me see y'all work ♪
♪ P-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah ♪
♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪
♪ Jam don't shake ♪
♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪
♪ Jam don't shake ♪
♪ Must be jelly 'cause ♪
♪ Jam don't shake ♪
♪ Ooh, strawberry jelly tastes so good ♪
[RuPaul's "I'm That Bitch"]
♪ If money is a drug, then love is a cure ♪
♪ I keep earning miles ♪
♪ Spreading love around the world ♪
♪ Mama Ru coming through, baby, here's the sitch ♪
♪ If you can't love yourself, how you love another bitch? ♪
♪ Bitch, bitch, bitch, b-b-bitch ♪
♪ B-b-bitch, bitch, b-b-bitch ♪
♪ How you love another bitch? ♪
♪ The bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch ♪
♪ How you love another bitch? ♪
♪ In case you forgot, let me remind you that ♪
♪ I, I, I'm a bitch ♪
♪ I, I'm a bitch, I, I, I'm a bitch ♪
♪ That's the way it is ♪
♪ Don't, don't do you wish you could be that bitch ♪
♪ But you ain't that bitch, it's unanimous ♪
♪ Drag queen?
♪ Bitch, I'm the queen of drag ♪
[laughter]
- Yeah.
- That was adorable.
- Well done, ladies.
Kitty Wild, Sissy Delicious, Kookie Muse,
to show our appreciation, we're giving each of you
a trip for two
to the Almar Resort and Mantamar Beach Club
in beautiful Puerto Vallarta.
- Oh, my God.
- I've been there, and it is incredible.
- Yes. - Congratulations.
- Airfare included.
Now, based on the judge's critiques,
I've made some decisions.
[dramatic music]
Kandy Muse.
Condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.
- Yay! - [screams]
- You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
- Congratulations.
- Yes.
- Jessica, Jimbo, I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.
Kandy, you need to decide which of the bottom queens
to eliminate if you win tonight's lip sync.
Jessica, Jimbo, you will secretly cast your votes
for the bottom queen you think should get the chop.
In the event of a group vote tie,
the power of elimination
returns to the top All Star of the week.
- Fuck.
- You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.
- Let's do this.
I am terrified right now.
I've been the front runner in this competition
for a while now.
But here I am, it's my first time in the bottom,
and I could be going home tonight.
This sucks!
- Being in the bottom tonight
is not a good feeling because I'm really close to the crown.
I have proved that I have everything
to be the winner of this competition.
So to go home right now would be devastating for me.
♪ ♪
Jessica Wild is in danger.
By track record, Jimbo have four wins.
She's never been in the bottom.
And this is my third time.
But baby, I am a fighter.
This is insane, sister.
But I can't pick up my own lipstick.
I'm sorry.
I love you.
- I am not voting for myself,
and I am assuming that Jessica is not voting for herself.
So that means that Kandy holds my fate in her hands.
Kandy and I have an alliance.
And so far, I've kept to my word.
And tonight the big question is,
will my alliance stand when it matters most?
Jessica, I love you so much.
I've come so close to you in this competition.
I can't go home tonight.
Please, Kandy, save me!
♪ ♪
- Let's all be fucking honest here.
In the group vote, Jessica is voting for Jimbo.
And Jimbo is voting for Jessica.
Meaning the vote comes back to me.
When it comes out to the track record,
this is Jessica's time to go.
But Jimbo is my biggest competition.
And even though we're in this alliance,
my only goal in this game is to win.
Bitch, nothing and no one is gonna get in my way.
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
Welcome back.
Kandy Muse, are you ready to meet your opponent?
- I ain't got a choice.
[laughter]
- It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.
[dramatic music]
- Oh, wow.
Someone with a weird shaped leg.
- Reveal yourself.
- Maybe it's Jen?
Red and white, it's a clown.
- Weird.
- Yeah!
- [screaming]
- Oh, my God!
- It's my sister.
"Canada's Drag Race" season one winner, Priyanka.
She is such a fierce lip-syncher.
She is an incredible dancer.
Kandy Muse, you better watch out.
- Wow, so this is what America is like.
- Welcome to the main stage.
Are you ready to slay?
- Whoa. Yes, I am.
[laughter]
- Dun, dun, dun.
- Two queens stand before me.
Ladies, Priyanka holds the lipstick of the queen
that the group has voted to send home.
If Priyanka wins, the queen on her lipstick gets the chop.
Kandy, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,
and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop.
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.
Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Ladies, leave your man at home ♪
♪ The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown ♪
♪ And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends ♪
♪ 'Cause it's 11:30, and the club is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
♪ Though he say he got a girl ♪
♪ Yeah, it's true, you got a man ♪
♪ But the party ain't gon' stop ♪
♪ So let's make it hot, hot ♪
♪ Last weekend, you stayed at home alone and lonely ♪
♪ Couldn't find your man, he was chillin' with his homies ♪
♪ This weekend you're goin' out ♪
♪ If he try to stop you, you're goin' off ♪
♪ Though he say he got a girl ♪
♪ Yeah, it's true, you got a man ♪
♪ But the party ain't gon' stop ♪
♪ So let's make it hot, hot ♪
♪ And all you ladies, leave your man at home ♪
♪ The club is full of ballers ♪
♪ And their pockets full grown, grown ♪
♪ And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends ♪
♪ 'Cause it's 11:30, and the club is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
♪ Sexy women, do that dance ♪
♪ Fly ladies, work your man ♪
♪ Ballin' fellas, time to clown ♪
♪ We can get down now ♪
♪ Bounce, baby, bounce, ba-bounce, bounce ♪
♪ Shake, baby, shake, shake ♪
♪ Twist, baby, twist, twist ♪
♪ You better dip that thing, better dip that thing ♪
♪ One more time ♪
♪ Sexy women, do your dance ♪
♪ Fly ladies, work your man ♪
♪ Ballin' fellas, time to clown ♪
♪ We can get down now ♪
♪ Ladies, leave your man at home ♪
♪ The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown ♪
♪ And all you fellas, leave your girl with her friends ♪
♪ 'Cause it's 11:30, and the club is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
♪ Ladies, leave your man at home ♪
♪ The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown ♪
♪ And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends ♪
♪ 'Cause it's 11:30 and the club is jumpin', jumpin' ♪
♪ Uh huh ♪
[laughter]
- Yeah!
[dramatic music]
- Oh, wow.
That was incredible.
- Ladies...
I made my decision.
♪ ♪
Priyanka, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Wow!
- Oh, shit.
- Cool.
That's amazing. Thank you.
- This week's $10,000 tip will now be added
to the Fame Games grand prize.
- Ooh.
- Kandy Muse, you may step to the back of the stage.
- So no money?
[laughter]
Thank you.
Girl, kiss my ass, bitch.
- Will the bottom queens please step forward?
♪ ♪
Jessica Wild, Jimbo, whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately entered into the online Fame Games.
Priyanka, with great power comes great responsibility.
Which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?
- The group has spoken.
And I have two lipsticks.
- What?
- Jimbo and Jessica.
- [gasps]
Well, that makes sense.
Okay, so we have a tie in the group vote.
- Should we have known before this?
- Probably.
[laughter]
- What, what, what?
- Well, per All Star rules, the power of elimination
returns to the top All Star of the week.
- Hmm.
- Uh-oh.
- Thank you, Priyanka. - Thank you.
- And Kandy Muse, will you please step forward?
- Good luck, bitch.
- Fuck.
- Kandy Muse, which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?
- I'd be standing up here lying if I didn't say
that both of these girls are standing
between me and the crown.
And for that reason, I've chosen...
Jessica.
♪ ♪
- What do you think?
- As it is written, so it shall be done.
Jessica Wild.
You are and will always be an All Star.
You're leaving us tonight.
But the Fame Games have just begun.
Now, sashay away.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I love you. - Thank you.
- We love you, babe. - We love you, too.
- I came here to win.
But I'm very proud of myself that I made it this far.
- I love you.
- This competition gave me the opportunity
to show every side of Jessica Wild.
I'm feeling that I am a winner.
It's something that no one can take away from me.
I'm leaving this competition stronger than ever.
I'm gonna keep living my dream.
And I'm going to keep inspiring people to do the same.
- Viva Puerto Rico.
- Yes. - [speaks Spanish]
- Condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
- All right, now let the music play.
♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪
♪ Can you feel the love? ♪
- Next time on "All Stars"...
- One of us is gonna win,
and the other one is gonna die trying.
Our alliance ends now.
Bitch. - [yells]
- Let the Fame Games begin.
- Oh, my God! - [yells]
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to wow us in the Fame Games Variety Extravaganza.
[cheers and applause]
This is your last chance to impress the fans
before they cast their votes.
- Whoo, whoo. Look at me, I can dab.
- Y'all are competing for second place.
- Oh, that's so cute.
- I am coming for the Fame Game tomorrow.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- It's gonna be an escándalo.
- ♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Lifting you up to a brighter day ♪
♪ A little bit of love goes a long, long way ♪
♪ Turn it around when you up and say ♪
♪ Everybody say love, love, love, love ♪
♪ Can you feel the love? ♪