- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "All Stars"...
- You cut me!
- Who would you have cut?
- Nina.
- Really? - Yes.
'Cause you're [bleep] fierce, bitch.
- Thanks, bitch!
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
we are throwing the paint ball.
[cheering]
- [indistinct]
- Angie, do you think you cut off the right person?
- Ooh. - Oh, absolutely.
- Oh, my God.
- I hope you enjoyed your one challenge win, baby.
[laughter] - Ooh!
- Want me to hug you?
Want me to hug you?
- There's definitely natural cliques forming--
Roxxxy and Plastique,
Gottmik and Vanjie,
Angeria and Jorgeous,
and then Nina and I.
- Gottmik.
- Your drag, it was absolutely stunning.
- Plastique Tiara.
- It's so magnificent.
- The top two All Stars of the week are
Plastique-- - Yass.
- And Gottmik.
Condragulations.
You've each earned a beautiful Benefactress Badge.
This is your chance to win $10,000 for your cause
and cut off one of your fellow queens
from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge
next week.
Gottmik, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
With great power comes great responsibility.
[dramatic music]
- Angeria.
♪ ♪
- Ahh! - Voila!
- Yass.
- Must be nice.
- [laughs]
- Must be [bleep] nice, bitches.
- I just won my first Beautiful Benefactress Badge
and a 10k for Trans Lifeline.
This is why I'm here, period.
I mean, I'm living.
It was just an honor to lip-sync with you.
- The honor is all mine.
I'm so happy that we both get badges.
♪ ♪
all: Oh!
- She's mad.
- She's over it.
- Yo, she doing a beeline. - A beeline.
- Where she going? Where she going?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Hi, baby girl.
[laughter]
- She's trying not to laugh.
- Angeria, how you feeling, sis?
- I'm fine.
- Oh.
- Aw.
- Girl, you have more badges
than many other people in the room.
So watch it. Come on.
I love you.
- Bitch, you know I'm [bleep] with you.
[laughter]
- I was scared.
- Oh, my God.
- Now tell me why you cut me.
- You already won, and we've sewed, we've danced.
Someday, we're gonna show our personalities and comedies
and all of that artistry.
And you're funny.
- Am I? - Yeah.
I think so, so I cut you.
[laughs]
- Thank you for doing my karma for me.
Now let's get it--
- Ah!
- I got you, girl. I always got you.
- Oh.
- I would have cut my ass too. You're fine.
Just know that it's a long game,
and we just getting started.
Girl, like, you're not just going to cut me
and think I'm not gonna come after you now.
So just know, Gottmik, got my eyes on you.
But I'm also not taking my eye off of Ms. Andrews.
[laughs]
- I think I would have still done you, Ms. Nina.
- [laughs]
- She is out to get you.
- Girl, yes.
- She is fully out to get you.
- Girl, I know this bitch is cooking up something.
And I'm like--
- It's under that dress.
- It's under this [bleep] dress.
Literally, I feel like you're going to let us have it.
If it's like a comedy skit, roast, improv,
like, that's what you do.
- That's what I do.
- Damn, Jorgeous.
She's coming for Nina.
Whoa!
It's true though.
But I get it, 'cause Nina is a threat.
She's really good.
- So what are we doing to get badges, bitch?
- I guess we just got to be better, girl.
[laughs]
- I want a badge so bad.
I want to pin it on. I want to wear it.
I want to flash it when I walk into the Werk Room,
shake my tatas for the Benefactress Badge.
Yes, I want it.
Come on, Benefact Badge.
What do you think the next challenge is?
- Do you think a Snatch Game?
- [laughs]
- I'm excited for my character.
I'm going to try him.
- Mm-hmm.
- Who are you doing?
I'm doing L--
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Why?
- Yeah.
Why?
♪ ♪
- You got to be kidding me.
Wha--you have to be kidding me.
- Liberace's a character
that's never been done on "Drag Race,"
and we both happen to bring it?
Not good.
- It's really crazy.
[bleep]
I am completely gooped, gagged, and plucked.
I'm dead, bitch.
So--
- Yeah.
♪ ♪
[sighs]
♪ ♪
- I hope it's a talent show.
[laughs]
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
and $200,000 donation
to the charity of their choice,
courtesy of the Palette Fund.
With extra-special guest judge, Anitta.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Good morning!
- Good morning.
- Good morning, everybody.
- Hi. - Ooh.
- It's a new day in the Werk Room.
I'm totally excited.
I am no longer cut off.
I could win badges again.
I'm ready to win my first badge,
and to earn some money for the Miracle of Love.
Hello. This is what I came here for.
I need more money.
I need moolah.
I need to be the money doll right now.
- Hello, hello, hello.
[all exclaim]
- Oh, wow.
- Wow.
- Now, ladykins, you give and give and give and give.
But once in a while, a queen needs someone
to give her charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent the attention it deserves, darling.
- Uh-huh.
- Well, help is on the way.
- Oh. - [rolls tongue]
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
we are playing the Snatch Game of Love.
[cheering]
That's right.
For this classic "All Stars" love fest,
you'll impersonate a celebrity
and try to win the heart of a sexy Snatchlor.
- [laughs]
- All Stars, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[cheering]
[tense music]
- Well, this is tough because Shannel has
really been my closest ally in the competition,
which is what makes this whole Liberace situation
complicated and complex.
[imitates alarm] We are in trouble.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- I don't know why the Snatch Game is like so scary.
- With Ru, it's like, make me laugh, impress me.
Do not let me down. - Something funny.
Something funny. Something--
- Think, think, think. - Think, think, think, think.
Ah. [laughter]
- Today's Maxi Challenge is the Snatch Game of Love.
Um, so I'm [bleep] myself.
- What did you do for your season?
- Oh, my God.
I did, like, Lovely Mimi.
I was scared [bleep]-less
Snatch Game is hard.
It's intimidating.
- Ooh, uh.
[laughs]
- You're already getting into it.
- But there's a very strong Snatch Game contenders
in this Werk Room.
Gottmik killed her Snatch Game.
Angeria can just say hi, and RuPaul be like--
[laughs]
And then Nina is just absolutely amazing
at characterization.
Vanjie she is just a fireball.
- [screams]
- You just can't help but watch.
And there's me, who is like, oh, God.
I have to do this again.
- What are you doing? - Cleopatra.
- Oh, for Snatch Game?
- Yeah.
I think--right. Yeah, that's what we're doing.
Thank you for joining us.
I'm choosing Cleopatra because I feel like Ms. Vanjie
as Cleopatra in those ages of the BC--
is BC ages?
I think that's a winning combination.
Oh, I would be mummified.
- Mummified?
- Put me in my sarcophagus!
If I could walk out with a badge and a Snatchlor,
That's a plus for me.
A [bleep] and a badge.
Who are you going to do? - Well--
- Who are you going to be?
- All right.
Guess.
- Not Cruella.
- I actually won my Snatch Game in the past with my Paris.
You're so hot.
So that kind of puts a lot of pressure on me to deliver.
Okay. Guess now.
- No, I'm still not getting it.
- Lassie. [laughter]
- Like how the [bleep] am I supposed to know that?
- I'm going to impersonate Pal,
the original dog that played Lassie.
Dogs need love too. - I'm very for this.
Yeah, I'm sending money to the animals, ASPCA.
I'm trying to get money for you.
- This is a huge risk because Pal's a dog.
[laughs]
But I want to do something new and unexpected,
'cause I have to win this.
I have to get more badges.
[tense music]
- Who are you doing?
- I'm doing Liberace.
- Word.
- Yeah, closeted gay icon.
Yeah, I'm excited.
But Shannel's also doing Liberace.
- Oh. - Oh, yeah.
Can you even believe that?
Like, the likelihood of something like that happening.
The two oldest bitches in the cut
doing the oldest bitch in the cut.
[laughter]
- It's extremely important to stand out in this challenge.
But Nina and I both ended up bringing Liberace,
and I don't even know if I want to do it at this point.
Am I really ready for this?
Like, can I really do this?
And I've never done Snatch Game.
- What? - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - Are you nervous?
- Yes, bitch.
Especially now that we're doing this same character.
That's crazy. - It'll be good.
I'm trying to like really have a positive approach to this.
Shannel and I are clearly both rattled by the fact
that we're both doing Liberace.
[laughs]
I spent so much time on this,
and I really want to do this character.
So, yes, I'm frustrated.
And I'm trying to like balance out my emotions with this
because I want to deliver the best performance.
- I'm telling you, y'all are doing the same character,
but you are not gonna do it the way you do it.
- Right.
- And there's going to be magic in yours.
There's going to be magic in yours.
Or you're both going to be just horrible.
- Or we could be awful.
[laughter]
- I'm getting a little nervous because I already feel
like I have a disadvantage.
All of these other girls have done Snatch Game
once or even twice.
I've never done it.
But what's really intimidating about this is that now,
inevitably, everybody will compare us.
- Oh, that's sickening, Nina.
Oh, that is sickening. - It'll be fun, right?
Isn't it fabulous?
- Yeah, it's gorgeous shoe.
- That's so pretty.
- Oh, my God.
That's [bleep] some expensive fabric, honey.
That's nasty.
- Yeah, she's a nasty pant, huh?
- Like $30 a yard.
- Y'all are ready for the runway.
- Bitch, look. - Oh, [bleep].
- That's scary.
- It's so good.
- At the end of the day, I don't want
to back down from doing Liberace.
It's what I brought.
I came super prepared, and I want to do it.
So [bleep] it.
We're gonna be dueling Liberaces.
- This is my challenge to shine, you guys.
I'm doing Liberace.
[laughter]
- I was also gonna do Liberace.
- Oh, my God.
- I was thinking about doing Liberace.
- No, I'm doing Liberace.
- We're all doing Liberace.
- I'm changing my Snatch Game character.
[laughter]
- Hey, All Stars.
- Ahh! - Hi.
- Are you looking for love?
- Yes.
- I'm looking for something.
- [laughs]
All right, Roxxxy and Plastique,
come on over.
- Hello.
- Well, I see one of you has a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
- Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
- And one of you has a cucumber.
- It's a simple daytime earring.
Nothing too pluckable.
- Okay. - It'll draw attention.
- They're earrings.
- I'm doing Tasha Salad.
I'm "sho" excited to be here today.
- I remember Tasha Salad.
- So she's here looking for love.
She got a little makeover.
- Okay.
- She got-- she got new dressing.
- Okay. - She got new "dreshing."
Yeah, so--
- Now with more flavor.
- With more flavors. - I love that.
- And she's ready to find her man.
- Tasha is very funny.
But you want to have some catchphrases.
- Yep. - You want to have
those characterizations.
Is she drunk? Is she bossy?
You know, all of those things.
You have to build this character so that
once you get out there, it's all there.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean?
All right, now, okay.
Now, I see somebody with a big ponytail
on the top of their head.
- Little top knot.
I'm doing Ali Wong.
- Ali Wong is already so, so funny.
Are you going to do her material?
- Some of it, yes.
She's also a personal friend of mine.
- Okay.
- Plastique is doing Ali Wong, who's a literal comedian.
And to me, that would be, like, off limits
because how are you gonna make a comedian funnier?
- Well, you know, it has been kind of an issue
when people have done other people's material.
And if she's a friend of yours,
knowing she's watching, all that stuff,
I think that you might feel boxed in.
- Yeah.
- You would have to do some meta-ass shit,
in my opinion, to make that hit.
No matter how funny you are.
- [laughs]
- Now, Gottmik, you won last week.
And you gave the ruby snippers to Ms. Angeria.
- I did.
- How do you feel about that?
- I feel like she would have only blocked
who she saw as competition.
- Snip, snip! - Yeah.
Snip, snip.
Angeria, last time, you did Tammie Brown.
- Yes. I feel like I chose somebody that
was a little too ambitious.
But I will tell you this.
She loved it.
She called me Angoria, but she did say she loved it.
She did.
- Who are you gonna do? Marla Gibbs?
- Absolutely. - Oh, my God.
- Ahh!
- That hair looks like Marla Gibbs.
- Thank you.
Because I was over there trying to style and I'm like,
what would Auntie Marla wear?
- It's very smart because you could
sound just like Marla Gibbs. - Yeah.
I really do feel like I have the chops now
to win Snatch Game.
I can't get a badge just because a certain somebody--
Gottmik--cut me off.
But at least I can still get the power to cut somebody.
I can get my revenge.
- Now, Gottmik, I'm seeing Dita Von Teese's hair.
Is that who you're doing?
- Close. - Okay.
I'm gonna do the dog that played Lassie.
- The dog that played Lassie?
- Yes. - Uh-huh.
And now, how will you answer questions as Lassie?
Because I mean, wouldn't Lassie be like--
[barking]
- This is a black and white '40s moment,
so I'm going to do an old Hollywood
starlet who's been through it.
She might even be British by the time I see you later.
Who knows? - Yeah.
Sure.
- Gottmik playing the dog.
It's risky.
Bitch, this dog don't speak for real.
Like, what? Like, bitch--
no pun intended.
But if it hits, it could really, really hit.
- Hi, mama. - Hello.
I see you've got your Beautiful Benefactress Badge on display.
- It's so beautiful, isn't it?
- Now, I see a Cleopatra wig.
Are you Cleopatra?
- I'ma give you a little Cleopatra.
- I love that hair.
Now, how are you going to get
your Beautiful Benefactress Badge?
- I'm gonna have to conjure up something.
- You're gonna use the dark arts?
- Probably.
Might even have to be dark sided.
- I'm scared. - [laughs]
- I'm scared.
- Now, Jorgeous, are you Cher?
- No, ma'am.
I'm doing John Leguiziamo, mama.
- Baby, how you finna do somebody
you don't even know his name?
[laughs] It's John Leguizamo, baby.
- This character was inspired by Chi-Chi Rodriguez.
- Is that from "To Wong Foo?"
- Yes. - Okay.
Now, in the last Snatch Game, you played Ilana Glazer.
Is that right? - I did. I did.
It was painful, Ru.
I was, like, totally in my head.
I wasn't in the moment.
And I walked into Snatch Game
beating myself up already about it.
- What does that look like?
- Like, bitch, you ain't funny.
You ain't gonna do this well.
- Oh, no. - You know.
My whole entire life,
I've always been so hard on myself.
You know, I was super gay growing up,
so I was bullied a lot.
And I always felt like an outcast.
Like, I always felt, like, so small.
I put a lot of pressure on myself back then.
And now, I really want to have fun.
That's why I'm competing
for the National Alliance on Mental Illness.
This charity is super important for me
because going to therapy
has really helped my confidence out a lot.
And I know that there's so many people out there that
could benefit the way that I did.
- You are fabulous.
Did you hear me? - Yes, I'm fabulous.
- I love--you do this thing.
- Right, right. All of this.
[laughter]
Those kind of characteristics,
if you can infuse that into your character,
that would be a good thing. - Yes.
- You know? - Absolutely.
I feel seen. - You feel--
- I feel seen. I feel seen.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, gather 'round, All Stars.
Gather 'round.
[upbeat music]
Okay, now before I go, I want you to meet
the man behind this season's grand prize donation.
From the Palette Fund, Terrence Meck.
[cheers and applause]
- Hi.
- Hello.
- I would have got myself together a little bit.
- Welcome, Terrence. - Hi, Ru.
Hi, queens. all: Hi.
- Now, Terrence, for those who don't know,
what is the Palette Fund?
- The Palette fund is a foundation with the mission
to break down barriers.
We support LGBTQ+ causes and organizations that
work to improve our communities...
- Ooh, okay.
- And help those who lead by example,
something you queens do every time you take the stage.
- Ooh.
Can I get an amen?
all: Amen!
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
Now, queens, one more thing.
Speaking of giving, this week,
the top two All Stars will receive
two Beautiful Benefactress Badges each,
one to keep,
and one to give to a fellow queen.
[cheering]
- For charity.
For charity.
Y'all about to get juicy.
- Girl, even though I'm cut off this week,
I could still get a badge.
It'll have to come from somebody else.
So I might need to turn on that Angeria charm, honey,
and see if I can get me a badge up out of one of these girls.
- Now, Terrence, will you do the honors?
- Good luck, queens.
And don't [bleep] it up.
[cheering]
[RuPaul laughing]
- From the heart of Hollywood,
it's the "Snatch Game of Love,"
presented by Tinder.
It starts with a swipe.
And here's America's favorite snatch maker, RuPaul.
- Welcome, lovers.
Let's get right to the heart of the matter
and meet our celebrity Snatchlorettes.
First up, from "The Jeffersons" and "227,"
it's Marla Gibbs.
- Hey, RuPaul.
- Are you moving on up, honey?
- Oh, I'm moving on up to the East Side,
the West Side, the South Side.
And I'm trying to find me a man to move inside.
- Ooh. Oh.
- Oh, yeah.
- Up next, she's a total snack.
Tasha Salad.
Ooh, you looking good.
- [with lisp] Thanks so much.
I got new dressing.
I'm so excited to be here.
- I've always wanted to know,
what is in Thousand Island dressing?
- Thousand Island.
- [laughs]
Up next, it's mister showmanship, Liberace.
- Oh, you know, I feel like in Vegas,
I should do a correct entrance.
Thank you. - Oh, my.
- Thank you so much for having me.
- How big is your closet, Liberace?
- Perhaps you could come over
and we could check it out together?
- [laughs]
And next, it's funny man John Leguizamo.
- Yes.
- My goodness. - Ooh.
- You look so good.
- Because I got a big mouth and I know how to use it.
- [laughs]
- You speak my language.
- Y'all ready to play? - Yes.
- Come on.
- Well, let's close that sugar wall.
[upbeat music]
Our first superfan Snatchlor is a Pisces from Brooklyn.
His two favorite drag queens are
Trinity the Tuck and Jinkx Monsoon.
Please welcome Kevin.
Hello, Kevin. - Hello.
- Are you ready to find true love?
- I'm ready to find a snack.
- Ooh, okay.
Well, we have several many of those.
[laughter]
- Okay, that's Monét X Change.
- [chuckles]
- I could tell by that laugh, and I'm totally here for it.
Come on, Mary, let's hit it.
- Now, here's how our game works.
You ask our celebrities personal questions.
- Love your earrings too. - Thanks.
- And they try to win your heart with their answer.
Now, when the buzzer goes off, you choose your dream snack.
All right, Kevin, first question.
- Snatchlorette Number One, I adore the opera.
In your own style, would you make up a love song
and sing it for me right now?
- Yes, I would.
[organ music playing]
♪ Oh, I hope you are Billy Dee Williams ♪
♪ I just hope you ain't gay ♪
[laughter and applause]
- An oldie, but a goodie.
- Hey.
- Snatchlorette Number Two, your turn.
- [with lisp] ♪ Pick me, pick me, cause I'm that bitch ♪
♪ If you pick one of them, you'll go home with an itch ♪
[laughter]
Especially, Snatchlorette Number One.
- I'm pretty sure it's a man.
[laughter]
- Snatchlorette Number Three,
my ex gave me the pet name "Sweet Cheeks."
And if you saw me, you'd know why.
What would your pet name be and why?
- Oh, I have to uncross my leg for this one, sweetie.
I'll be honest with you.
I've always had a fondness for birds.
So I would call myself Little Cockatoo,
'cause I've had a cockatoo myself.
[laughter]
And like my bird, I too will [bleep].
That was so inappropriate.
- Snatchlorette Number Four,
I love being served breakfast in bed.
Describe what you'd make for me and how you'd feed it to me.
- Ooh, I've been cooking up something nice for you.
I'll give you this sweet amber ass.
Date me if you want to gape me.
Uh.
- G-A-P-E?
- G-A-P-E. Uh.
- All right.
[laughter]
- Yes, bitch.
I think Monét's vibing on me.
Ah.
- All right, Snatchlorette Number Two,
if they named a marijuana edible after you,
what would it be called?
- Since my new dressing is sexy...
and seductive...
[big cat growls]
I would say Super Sour Sativa Diva.
- Okay.
- Kevin, I'm gonna toss your salad
like you've never been tossed before.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Snatchlorette Number Three, same question.
- I would probably say it would be a sativa,
and I would call it the Baby Grand
because I may be a little bit older than you are,
but my baby grand still gets up.
- That's a mouthful, isn't it?
- He has no idea.
- [laughs] Okay.
- Snatchlorette Number One,
what would your edible be called?
- Oh, Lord have mercy.
You do drugs too?
[laughter]
I don't smoke no weed, so I guess if I was a pound cake,
my name would be Sanctified Susan.
- Sounds good.
- Actually, now that you mention it,
I had a few leftovers left from last night.
- Oh, is it a salad?
- No, it ain't no salad.
- [laughs]
- When you ready for it. I keep it in my purse
for you right now. - Okay.
Moving on, Kevin. - Okay.
- Snatchlorette Number Four,
I'm on a one-month media cleanse.
No TV, no internet, no nothing.
- Get out of your ass.
- If you came over to my place, how would you entertain me?
- Ooh, papi, I would dance for you.
[moans]
[laughter]
- What kind of dance?
["Macarena" playing]
- Baby, he can't see that.
- Oh, true.
Okay, um, a sexy dance.
- She was doing the Macarena.
[laughter]
- Snatchlorette Number One, same question.
How are we gonna entertain ourselves?
- Oh, baby, we wouldn't need no TV or nothing.
We'll go straight to the bedroom.
We'll get on our knees, and we gon' pray.
[laughter]
Mm-hmm.
Have our own little Bible study right there.
- Angeria is hilarious.
Thank God she's cut off this week.
- Snatchlorette Number Three, using just three words,
describe your face.
- I've been pulled so tight that every time I cross my leg
my mouth almost snaps open.
[laughter]
[buzzer blares]
- Oh, that buzzer means time is up.
So, Kevin, who do you choose?
Snatchlorette Number One, Number Two,
Number Three, or Number Four?
- I'm gonna choose Snatchlorette Number Four.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Snatchlorette Number Four.
- Gracias, papi.
- Now, Kevin, before you meet your Snatchlorette,
let's meet the three celebrities you did not choose.
Say hello to Marla Gibbs.
- Oh, you look like you could be my son.
You wouldn't have known what to do with it.
- [laughs]
- Bye, Marla.
Okay, Kevin, say hello to Tasha Salad.
- Ooh, you're so sexy.
- [laughs]
Now, say hello to the legendary Liberace.
- Oh, wow.
- Hello.
Do you like my ring?
- Beautiful. - Thank you.
- All right, Kevin, only a thin pink wall stands
between you and the celebrity of your choice.
Move that bitch of a sugar wall,
and say hello to John Leguizamo.
- Oh.
Where are you from?
- Brooklyn.
- Ooh, I love foreigners. Oh.
- I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
- All right.
- Y'all, don't go nowhere,
because there's more "Snatch Game of Love"
right after this.
- Let's get out of here.
Oh!
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
[RuPaul laughing]
- Welcome back to the "Snatch Game of Love."
Let's meet our next batch of celebrity Snatchlorettes.
First up, the queen of the original pyramid scheme,
Cleopatra.
- What's popping, RuPaul?
Hi, RuPaul.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Yes, baby.
- Cleopatra is here.
Are you looking for a king?
- I'm on my pyramid.
[laughter]
- Up next, out from behind the candelabra,
it's Liberace.
- Well, hello, RuPaul.
It's good to be here.
- Look at those rings.
- They're very heavy.
- How heavy are they?
- About 50 pounds, but you should feel
the weight of my [bleep] ring.
[laughter]
- Up next, actor and comedian Ali Wong is here.
- Hi, Ru.
Thank you for having me back.
- You know, Ali, I've got to ask, where's the beef?
- Well, it's right here.
- Ooh.
Up next, a true Hollywood legend is with us.
It's Pal, the original dog who played Lassie.
- Nineteen seasons, Ru.
- Nineteen seasons?
- Nineteen.
- Now, Pal, I always wanted to know,
why do dogs sniff each other?
- Darling, we sniff each other because we're horny as [bleep].
- [laughs] - Are you kidding me?
Got spayed in 1942, never looked back.
[laughter]
- All right, are you ready to play?
- Yes. - Oh, hey.
- Let's close that sugar wall.
- Got to put some oil on that.
- Our next superfan Snatchlor is an Aries,
and he's been watching "Drag Race" since season two.
Please welcome David from Victorville, California.
Are you ready to meet our Snatchlorettes?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- David, I look forward to hopefully
tickling those ivories, and RuPaul, the ebonies.
[laughter]
- All right, David, ask your first question.
- Snatchlorette Number One,
if you could change one thing about yourself,
what would it be and why?
- Probably my last ex.
My last husband, I would change that.
- Where is Mark Antony?
- Dead.
- Oh, he's dead. Okay.
- Dead. - Yeah.
- I haven't been to the Luxor yet.
[laughter]
- What is that?
- Casino. Right?
You work there, right?
[laughter]
- Snatchlorette Number Two,
I'm obsessed with horror movies.
What horror movie title best describes
Snatchlorette Number Three?
- "Three Men and a Baby."
- Now that's not really a horror film, is it?
- In this case, it could be.
[laughter]
- Snatchlorette Number Three, finish the sentence.
Basic bitches are jealous of my blank.
- You know, basic bitches are always jealous of my beef.
- Oh, of your beef?
- Of my beef, Ru.
Which is my hit TV show,
and I also named it after my vagina.
- Hmm. Oh.
Interesting.
All right.
- You know Ali's gonna see this.
[laughs] Eek.
[upbeat music]
- Snatchlorette Number Four, I've got a huge...
green thumb,
and I know how to use it.
If you were a plant, what plant would you be,
and how would you want me to take care of you?
- Darling, I'm a dog.
I don't know anything about foliage.
But throw me a bone of any kind and I'm sure I'll be satisfied.
If you know what I mean.
- You should come over.
I've got two pool boys stuck in my well.
[laughter]
- Woof, woof.
- All right, Snatchlorette Number One,
if we get into a committed relationship,
I want you to know that my hall pass is Ice-T.
Who's your hall pass, and why?
- You asking a lot of questions.
Kind of like too many questions.
- Well, you know, that is the premise of the game.
- Let's play.
- I don't really know.
- You know who's really been getting
my hind legs a-shaking lately is that Old Yeller fellow.
Such a splash in Hollywood,
I've never seen anything like it.
Talk about woof, woof, darling.
[laughter]
- All right, Snatchlorette Number Three,
pretend you have a crystal ball and predict
Snatchlorette Number Two's future.
- Ooh.
Ooh.
Your future is badgeless.
- Do you mean snatchless?
- I hope so.
Oh! Oh, my.
Whoa!
[laughter]
Wouldn't know what to do.
Talk about scary movies.
Keep it away from my face.
[laughter]
Let the nuts bring them.
That's a callback.
- That's a callback.
All right, David.
- Okay, Snatchlorette Number One,
roses are red, violets are blue,
why in the hell should I pick you?
- My name's Cleopatra.
I'm the one and only queen.
If you pick me, you could get up in this coochie.
- Snatchlorette Number Three, same question.
- Violets are red, my coochie is sore,
you should pick me before it don't work no more.
[laughter]
- Ooh, come on.
- Beef.
[laughter]
- All right, Snatchlorette Number Two,
roses are red, violets are blue,
why in the hell should I pick you?
- I'm a mean cook.
Something people don't know about me.
I'm going to give you my Liberace lasagna recipe
right now.
It's five layers with me in the middle.
[laughter]
And I also make a mean pan of sticky buns.
And of course, you know I can hit 600 notes in two minutes,
and I can [bleep] in three seconds.
- Dear God.
- Whee.
- Snatchlorette Number Four,
why in the hell should I pick you?
- I mean, why wouldn't you, darling?
I have it all.
I've saved kids from wells.
I have a shiny coat,
and a purebred pedigree pussy, darling.
- She has rabies.
[laughter]
Careful. She bites.
- I can't wait to sniff your ass after this, you dog.
Get me in there.
[buzzer blares]
- Well, David, that buzzer means
it is time for you to make a decision.
Who snatched your heart?
Snatchlorette Number One, Number Two,
Number Three, or Number Four?
- This is a hard decision, but I'm going to go
with Snatchlorette Number Two.
- Number Two.
Okay.
Now, David, let's meet the three celebrities
you did not choose, starting with Cleopatra.
- Oh, it's Raven.
- Gorgeous.
- [laughs]
- I love birds.
- Make sure you wrap yourself up.
I'm not talking about mummification.
- All right, David, say hello to Ali Wong.
- Oh, if you're ever hungry for some beef, call me.
- Okay.
Now, say hello to Pal.
Come on, Pal. Come on.
Come on, Pal.
- Oh, my God.
Don't do that to me.
- Are you chipped?
- Good luck finding me, baby.
- [laughs]
All right, David, only a thin pink sugar wall
stands between you and the love of your life.
Say hello to Liberace.
- Hello, David.
[laughter]
Looks like we can start the love fest tonight.
[audience exclaims]
[laughter]
Another "Snatch Game of Love" happy ending.
Let's bring back our other lovely couple.
Come on out, kids.
[applause]
Good night, everybody.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[RuPaul laughing]
[up-tempo electronic music]
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
- Come on, Runway Day.
- Better get up in this game, girl.
Today, we are going to be getting our critiques
on the main stage for our Snatch Game of Love,
and I had a ball. Okay?
I might even be able to say I won Snatch Game.
We just gon' manifest that.
- Happy Snatch Game.
- Happy snatchitastic [indistinct].
- I am cut off this week,
so even if I win, no badge, bitch.
But at least I can still get the $10,000 for my charity.
And tonight, there are two badges that
are gonna be given out.
And hopefully, one of these queens give me one.
- How does everyone feel like they did?
- I mean, I just had a really good time.
- You made Lassie proud.
- Is the dog still living?
- No, girl.
- Oh. [laughter]
- I had a really good time yesterday.
- You, Nina--like, you are made for Snatch Game.
- Yeah, you are.
- Nina was so good at this challenge.
She slayed it.
I'm like, girl, somebody could have
totally cut that bitch off.
[up-tempo music]
- There's a lot on the line. - [laughs]
- Who would you give your badge to?
- I mean, if I were to win, I would give it to Nina because--
- And I think if I won, I'd probably give it to Shannel.
- Ooh.
- Because the Liberace piece, right?
And like, trying to, like--
you know, like, honor that.
I feel like it would just make sense for us in this moment.
- Yeah.
- Vanjie, if you win, what would you do?
- Probably go off of, like, whoever doesn't have a badge.
- Yeah, no, 100%.
Like, if I win, I will
give it to someone who doesn't have a badge, for sure.
- Wait. She can make somebody else a target.
- Oh, [bleep].
- [bleep] her.
- Oh, my God.
I didn't even think about that.
- Ooh.
- How do you-- can you explain that?
- Yes. - [laughs]
- She would have one badge from last week's win,
you would get a second one today for winning.
So next week, somebody could say, well, Mik,
I'm gonna give you the cut because you have two badges.
And if you don't want to be the biggest target,
you could give your second badge to somebody who already
has a badge, like Angie.
And make her a target just like you.
- Why I had to be the example?
[laughter]
- She's like, [bleep].
Now I got to think about this.
- Because if I don't do that,
then obviously someone's gonna cut me.
- 100%.
- Damn.
- That's crazy.
- Girl, I'm like the mathematician.
- Down.
- Baby, we are mathing in the Werk Room right now.
Bitch, I'm out here just full Colombo.
- Cracking codes. - Wow.
- She's Ms. Angela Lansbury over there.
- If you times it by 2 and take the 1
and move it down and turn that one around,
it'll be A.
So Nina, if you and I were to lip-sync,
we could both end up with two each.
- But how would it be two?
- Because we could give it to each other.
We each get our one, and then we could give each other badge
to the other person.
- Ooh. This is nasty.
- Oh, my God.
- Wait, you guys.
So there's an alliance going on.
- Ahh. - Okay.
[gasps]
It's Nina and Shannel in an alliance?
Zip, zip.
- Cool.
[laughter]
Slay.
I didn't commit the badge to Shannel.
I'm not aligned with Shannel,
and that's not part of my strategy.
I can't be tethered to another person in this competition.
Because my job here as advocate for the Trevor Project
is to make them the most money.
And if you're getting in my way of that,
sorry, you're not getting the badge.
[laughs]
- Can we just auction them?
- [laughs]
- $5, $5, $5.
$10 over here. $10 over here.
One in the back. One in the back.
- Giving away a badge has sounded like such a good thing
until Roxxxy just opened her mouth.
- [screams] - Oh, my gosh.
- Girl, Ms. Angie, we're getting so spicy.
You've been getting really spicy lately, sis.
- Oh, so when Angie starts throwing shade,
then it's, oh, she's spicy.
But everybody else can throw shade.
- Oh. - Oh, no.
- Everybody get to throw shade, but when Angie throws it,
"Oh."
"Oh!"
The whole room light up then, bitch.
- The badges are changing the girls.
- Oh, [bleep].
[dramatic music]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ ♪
Walk.
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
- Come on, blue and orange.
- [laughs] Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
Now, Michelle, what is the secret to your long marriage?
- Ru, do you want the honest answer?
- Yes.
- I travel a lot.
- Okay. [laughs]
- I mean, like a lot.
- My husband and I live in separate states.
- And it works.
- [laughs]
- 30 years.
- Style superstar Carson Kressley.
Now, Carson, do you kiss and tell?
- Oh, are you kidding me?
I talk while I'm kissing.
- [laughs]
- Blabbermouth.
- And from Brazil with love, it's the fabulous Anitta.
Welcome.
- Thank you.
- Anitta, what do you look for in a lover?
- I'm looking for a man that gets paid equal or more money
than I do, because I'm done with providing for men.
- Whoo! Yes, girl.
- I'm done.
- Good luck with that.
[laughter]
This week we challenged our All Stars
to make us fall in love with their celebrity impersonations.
And tonight on the runway,
category is A Tail and Two Titties.
[laughter]
All Stars, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
[dramatic tone]
[smooth electronic music]
The category is A Tail and Two Titties.
- [laughs]
- Up first, Angeria Paris VanMichaels Zeta-Jones.
- Ooh, she's hot blooded.
- Wow.
- Bitch, I am giving you a beautiful lady dragon.
I have my hair sculpted into horns.
Y'all better get into this tail,
and y'all better get into these big old titties, bitch,
'cause y'all had asked for titties,
and I'm giving you two big, luscious titties.
- You mean to tell me they got implants in hell?
- Yes.
- [laughs] - Mm-hmm.
- It's "A Tail of Fire and Ass."
[laughter]
- Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.
Ooh, it's wabbit season.
- She's a bad bunny.
- My runway look this week is a nod to Jessica Rabbit,
but I'm morphing Jessica and Roger together.
I'm incorporating his white hair with his orange streak.
I have Roger's tail
and these tig ol' bitties, honey.
- She got some crudi-titties.
[laughter]
- Okay, that's the season's best.
- So dumb.
- Up next, Shannel.
Oh, this must be some kind of sting operation.
- She can be such a pest.
- [laughs]
- I'm giving you Mad Max Thunderdome scorpion realness.
Just from the [bleep] pits of Earth,
she's ready for just battle in, like,
the most ferocious, intense way,
ready to let you have it.
- This is going to sting a little.
- Yeah.
- But it's worth it.
You know, she's gonna leave with her tail held high.
- Up next, Jorgeous.
- Aye, Chihuahua.
I'm serving "Beverly Hills Chihuahua," mama.
This puppy is definitely best in show.
All my life, I've been called a little chihuahua.
And we may be small, but we will bite y'all's ankles.
- She's the greatest show queen on [barks].
[laughter]
♪ You better get to stepping ♪
Ms. Vanjie.
- Stinger? I don't even know her.
- I'm giving y'all a little futuristic scorpion,
pop star, diva from space.
I got a fierce pair of double D's.
The tail and the jacket has LED iridescent lights, honey,
lit up like the Macy's parade.
Boom.
- Well, she's going to hightail it out of here.
- Yes, she is.
- Yes, of course.
- [laughs]
Up next, Nina West.
- Well, you've heard of camel toe, right?
- Yeah. - This is Plu-toe.
- Oh.
- Her pussy isn't just on fire, it's solar.
- [laughs]
- My Tail and Two Titties is inspired
by the tail of a comet.
And so I've got two giant planets breasts,
and when I turn around, ooh, what's that?
Don't get sucked into that black hole.
Mm-mm.
- I was looking for Uranus.
- There you go.
- No, there it is.
♪ ♪
Plastique Tiara.
Ooh, foxy lady, out of sight.
- These shoes give me paws.
- Oh, do they? - Yeah.
[laughter]
- I am Kitsune, the nine-tailed fox demon.
She is an iconic figure in the Asian community.
She is the sex symbol who is alluring men
and then stealing their souls.
I know the Asian fans are gagging.
- Kimono? Kim-oh, yes.
- [laughs]
Up next, Gottmik.
Now starring in "Explant 2" Electric Boogaloo."
[laughter]
- This look is something I have been
wanting to do for so long,
because top surgery absolutely changed my life.
So I molded my arms,
they're wrapping around me with scalpels.
I have Swarovski crystal blood.
I have a ponytail,
and I have two Swarovski crystal tits in a bag.
It is everything.
- That's so fierce.
- It's so gorgeous.
- I love it.
♪ ♪
[RuPaul laughing]
- Welcome, queens.
Tonight, I'll name the top All Stars of the week,
and they will each receive two Beautiful Benefactress Badges,
one to keep, and one to give to a fellow queen.
Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, Angeria Paris VanMichaels.
- Ooh, Mary.
[laughter]
You were giving all you got.
When Ru threw something at you, you were able to volley back.
- Yeah, your version was from Sparta, Georgia,
and not Chicago.
But this look, it's very professional.
It's perfect.
It's gorgeous.
- The shape of the body looks insane.
And when you're walking, you are so glamorous.
- So beautifully painted.
And I love the color up against your skin
and the two tig ol' bitties, girl.
Yes, honey, it's milking time in hell.
[laughter]
Up next, Roxxxy Andrews.
- Wow.
This is insane.
The details, the gloves.
I'm amazed.
- I think this is what All Stars-level drag
is all about.
It's sexy. It's gorgeous.
It's beautiful.
But it has a sense of humor.
- Tasha Salad.
- You know, Roxxxy, I'm not sure you knew
where to go with her, but you were really trying.
And there were some funny moments.
- Yes. And I think all your answers
should have been s-words.
- I thought about as much as I could.
And I'm like, "shour," "shalty," "shweet."
I really did have a great time.
- I love that.
Up next, it's Shannel.
- I'm a Scorpio too.
[laughter]
This look--it's really smartly constructed,
and I love that end-of-day scorpion.
You're like the last thing alive on the planet,
and you're fierce and you're gorgeous.
In the Snatch Game, you did the voice, you did the look,
the outfit was incredible.
The hair, prosthetics, you gave us Liberace.
- For me, it was the one that made me laugh the most.
- I think you got caught up in being him,
less about being funny him.
So let yourself have more fun.
- Thank you.
- Up next, Jorgeous.
- This is just so cute.
It is so fun, so cool.
I want a hug. - Yes.
- It's like a little cosplay, a little plushy.
But you're giving it that drag glamour.
How much is that doggie in the window?
[laughter] I'll take it.
- It's a sliding scale.
- Oh.
- [barks]
- In the Snatch Game, you had a little, aye.
You know, those little moments where adorable.
I didn't hate it.
I thought it was really cute.
But you could have done so much more with that.
- You did get the date, though.
Where did you go on the date?
- Ooh, we went back to his hotel,
and I did get [bleep].
[laughter]
- Oh, my goodness.
All right, up next, Ms. Vanjie.
- Vanjie, you came out strong.
You wrapped yourself in a carpet,
and you were Cleopatra from the hood.
You said, I'm not feeling good because I'm on my pyramid.
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- You have it in you.
You are so naturally funny.
You just needed to keep Cleopatra from the hood
and let that stuff that Vanjie would say
come out of her mouth.
And that would have been a home run.
This is super fun.
I like these lights that you got going on.
- To me, the best part of your walk
was you looked at every single one of us.
It's like you eat the stage.
So I loved it.
- When you see it from the front without the tail,
you feel like, mm, it's a little, like, off the rack.
But it's so well done,
and then we get that tail action.
You're giving us exactly what the challenge asked for,
and I think it's super chic, super fun, and very on brand.
- I wish you could find something tailored to the body
like this off the rack.
- [laughs]
Up next, Nina West.
- I mean, not the matching outfit.
- It's like looking in a mirror.
- I mean-- [laughter]
This is-- - We look good.
- This is so smart, and-- and creative.
I love the hole.
So creative. I love it.
- I think it's so elevated.
I think it's smart, it's sexy, and fun.
- Thank you.
- Then talking about fun, your Liberace--
which apparently, he was gay?
- What?
- I don't-- I've just heard that.
- You did the other Liberace.
Dueling Liberaces tonight.
And wow.
I mean, you breathed life and comedy into him.
And that's why it was so much fun to watch.
You took him all the way over the top.
So every time you laughed, I laughed with you.
And you were so good at volleying
back and forth with Ru.
Like, so good.
Slam dunk for you.
- All of your theater experience
really paid off, because your Liberace
really had a point of view.
You had fun. I had fun.
Everybody had fun.
Absolutely fantastic.
- Thank you so much, Ru.
- Up next, Plastique.
- You know, Snatch Game was all about improv.
And I think the key to that is there's no wrong answers.
And I think a lot of times during the game,
you were thinking about, oh, gosh.
What should I say?
Thinking too much takes you out of the conversation.
But I love the runway look.
- And this is taking a risk for you.
It's edgy. It's fun.
It's different.
- To me, this is the most beautiful costume
I've seen in my entire life.
It gives me, like, anime vibes, but glamorous.
I've never seen anything like that, period.
I've nothing else.
It's insane. I love it.
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
- All right, up next, Gottmik.
Michelle.
- I love that you turned Pal into
an old-timey English movie actress.
It was dumb enough to be hysterically funny.
And you were able to volley.
All the answers were smart.
And you hit a home run with it.
- Thank you.
- It was captivating, and so clever.
And it just goes to show you how smart you are.
You're so smart.
- Thank you. - And stupid.
- [laughs] Hello.
- Yeah.
- Sometimes I couldn't even laugh
'cause I was so hypnotized by whatever you were doing.
It was so good.
- What I appreciate about both of your Snatch Game of Love
and also this runway look is that they're so thoughtful.
It's super impactful.
It's artistic.
It's really, really cool.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
[engine starting]
All right, now, just between us girlfriends,
I want to know what you think about our girls.
We're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.
- Gottmik.
I mean, woof.
- [laughs]
- I just have to throw her a bone.
I mean, the Snatch Game had such a strong point of view,
and such great intention, and great execution that, for me,
it really, really worked.
- It was just so hypnotizing.
- Yeah, I agree.
I believe that dog played Lassie.
- Yeah. - And then the runway look,
it was super smart. It was very sophisticated.
It told her personal story.
I mean, I just thought it was inspired.
- Now, I thought Angeria was funny.
I thought she was so, so present.
I thought she had moments with you, Ru,
that were fantastic.
- Her characterization of Marla Gibbs was funny.
- It was not a laugh riot, but it was really well done.
And then the runway look-- flawless.
I mean, just beautiful.
- I thought it was gorgeous.
Amazing outfit.
But Shannel was one of my favorites.
I loved it.
The Liberace, I laughed so hard.
- Shannel really took it literally.
- Yeah. - She became Liberace.
The prosthetics, that outfit was phenomenal.
She could take this on the road for sure if she wants to do
a one-man show about Liberace.
If she let herself go, I think it would have been perfection.
- But the scorpion look, it was beautifully constructed
and I loved the idea behind it to look
kind of rusty and metallic.
Nina West was not as dead on Liberace as our other Liberace,
but it was a better Snatch Game Liberace.
- Her Liberace had a point of view,
even though she was giving me Grandpa Munster.
I don't care. It doesn't matter.
She sold it.
It was funny.
Great night for Nina West.
- And on the runway, Nina sometimes
struggles with aesthetic.
Tonight was not one of those nights.
I loved what she had on.
- It wasn't literal.
You know, she gave us the tail of a comet.
- It's not my personal taste of fashion,
but it is very creative, very smart, very clever.
- Wait a minute.
Not your style of fashion?
You're basically wearing--
- The same thing. The same thing.
[laughter]
- All right, silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my All Stars.
[RuPaul laughing]
- Welcome back, All Stars.
Now, based on your Snatch Game of Love performances
and your A Tail and Two Titties runway presentations,
I made some decisions.
[suspenseful music]
The top two All Stars of the week are--
♪ ♪
Nina West
and...
Gottmik.
[applause]
Condragulations.
- Thank you.
You've each earned two
Beautiful Benefactress Badges,
one to keep and one to give away.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- All the queens are eligible to receive
your gift, so think carefully.
And you'll give away your badges at the beginning
of next week's episode.
[upbeat music]
- Oh.
No pressure.
- The rest of you ladies can take a seat.
- Good luck.
- Thanks, gorgeous.
- Good luck.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync
performance of "Banana" by Anitta,
featuring Becky G.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000 for your cause,
and earn the power to cut off
one of your fellow queens from receiving
a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you
to Lip Sync for Your Charity.
Good luck, and don't [bleep] it up.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- ♪ You got that chocolate ♪
♪ That yum, yum, come gimme some ♪
♪ Cotton candy, sweet as gold ♪
♪ It's soft like a sugar plum ♪
♪ Roll up that Tootsie ♪
♪ That Hershey, that bubble gum ♪
♪ I got a sweet tooth for love, baby ♪
♪ Give me some ♪
♪ I want a love that's so deep ♪
♪ So deep I can feel it way down in my soul ♪
♪ Right cheek, left cheek, right cheek ♪
♪Te gusta que mueva el culo ♪
♪ See when I li-li-li-li- li-li-lick on a lolly ♪
♪ I lick like a pro ♪
♪ You got the chocolate ♪
♪ That yum, yum, come gimme some ♪
♪ Cotton candy, sweet as gold ♪
♪ It's soft like a sugar plum ♪
[screaming]
♪ Cotton candy, sweet as gold ♪
♪ It's soft like a sugar plum ♪
♪ Roll up that Tootsie ♪
♪ That Hershey, that bubble gum ♪
- Work it up!
- ♪ Baby, give me some ♪
♪ Oh, Willy Wonka ♪
♪ How you get so tasty ♪
♪ Mama made a boy ♪
♪ But she should have made a pastry ♪
♪ Uno, dos, tres, tú me va'a pone bien loca ♪
- She's serving.
- ♪ Quatro, cinco, me gusta cuando me toca' ♪
♪ You got that chocolate, that yum-yum ♪
- Take it off, take it off!
- ♪ Cotton candy, sweet as gold ♪
- As I'm lip-syncing, I'm just kind of hearing
a few people going off for Nina.
Am I missing something?
I feel like there's a whole closet on the stage.
Someone needs to do laundry.
[laughs]
- ♪ Dame, come give me some ♪
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Come give me some ♪
- Work, Nina!
- ♪ Baby, give me some ♪
♪ Dame, come give me some ♪
♪ I got a sweet tooth for love ♪
♪ Baby, give me some ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
- All right, Nina!
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Gottmik, condragulations!
You're a winner, baby.
- Yay! Thank you.
Oh, my God.
- You've won another tip of $10,000 for your charity,
Trans Lifeline, courtesy of Tinder.
- Thank you so much.
- Nina West, you are free to slay another day.
- Thank you.
- Please step to the back of the stage.
[laughter]
- Love.
- It's me.
- I saw.
- I'm on her black hole.
- All Stars, please join Gottmik.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Gottmik, with great power comes great responsibility.
Using the Ruby Snippers...
[scissors shinging]
It's time to cut off one of your fellow queens
from earning a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.
Gottmik, which sister will you scissor?
- The whole cutting people off thing, it's a dirty job.
And this is my second time doing it.
- Sister.
- My brain is going overtime doing this badge math.
If you cut her, and then you give a badge to her,
then this happens and-- it hurts my brain.
So I'm still kind of going to my original game plan
of, honey, you're a threat.
This is a compliment.
Snip snip, bitch.
I already got you before.
- No.
Not two weeks in a row.
Bitch, don't you come over here with them scissors.
Stay over there.
- Okay, I'm gonna have to scissor--
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Snip snip, bitch.
- Oh, my God.
[laughter]
Wow. Fate.
I swear.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry. I love you.
- Oh, girl.
- Jorgeous, next week, you can compete and even win.
But Gottmik has cut you off
from earning a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
- [whimpers]
- Well, condragulations, All Stars.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell are you gon' love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
- Amen.
- All right, now the music play.
♪ Work ♪
♪ We want to see you let it out ♪
♪ We want to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give them just what they want ♪
♪ They want to see you work ♪
♪ I know you want to work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you want to work ♪
- Next time on "All Stars"...
- When I was lip-syncing, you two were going off
for Nina only, and I was hearing it.
- Ooh! - Oh!
- Oh, my God.
- For this week's challenge,
I want you to transform courageous firefighters
into smoking hot pop stars.
- Daddy alert.
I didn't know it was my birthday.
- Have you ever walked in a heel before?
- I never walked in a heel.
- Baby, I need an oil can.
[vocalizing]
[RuPaul laughing]
- ♪ They want to see you let it out ♪
♪ They want to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give them just what they want ♪
♪ They want to see you work ♪
♪ They want to see you let it out ♪
♪ They want to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give them just what they want ♪
♪ They want to see you work ♪
♪ I know you want to work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you want to work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪