1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,689 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:07,931 - Previously on "All Stars"... 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 - Are there alliances? 4 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:10,551 - I think it's more like cliques. 5 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:12,620 You and Gottmik-- y'all are cliquey. 6 00:00:12,689 --> 00:00:14,068 - The question was about alliances. 7 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:15,448 So now you're saying something that 8 00:00:15,517 --> 00:00:17,344 had nothing to do with the price of tea in China. 9 00:00:17,413 --> 00:00:18,689 - Ooh. 10 00:00:18,758 --> 00:00:20,448 - I am going to give 11 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:24,034 my Beautiful Benefactress Badge to Roxxxy Andrews. 12 00:00:24,103 --> 00:00:25,103 - What? 13 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:28,068 - I am going to give mine to-- 14 00:00:28,137 --> 00:00:29,206 Vanjie. 15 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:30,206 - To clique. 16 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,171 [laughter, cheers] 17 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:35,827 - For this week's Maxi Challenge, working in pairs, 18 00:00:35,896 --> 00:00:40,482 I want you to transform these courageous firefighters 19 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:43,275 into smoking-hot pop stars. 20 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,724 [cheering] 21 00:00:44,793 --> 00:00:46,344 - I can't wait to work with Vanjie. 22 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,758 We have the exact same motivation-- 23 00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:49,827 to earn our own badges. 24 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,344 - The Hoses: 25 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:53,896 Ms. Vanjie, Roxxxy Andrews, 26 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:56,344 and Valerie Valentine. 27 00:00:56,413 --> 00:00:58,793 - Right away, you read like a pop girl group, 28 00:00:58,862 --> 00:01:00,137 which was the assignment. 29 00:01:00,206 --> 00:01:03,172 What a transformation. 30 00:01:03,241 --> 00:01:06,724 - The top two All Stars of the week are... 31 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:09,103 Roxxxy Andrews and Ms. Vanjie. 32 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:10,413 [cheering] 33 00:01:10,482 --> 00:01:12,344 Condragulations. 34 00:01:12,413 --> 00:01:16,689 You've each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge. 35 00:01:16,758 --> 00:01:20,379 This is your chance to win $10,000 for your cause 36 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:26,172 and earn the power to cut off one of your fellow queens 37 00:01:26,241 --> 00:01:30,482 from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week. 38 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:34,378 Roxxxy Andrews, Ms. Vanjie, it's a tie! 39 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:36,172 [cheering] 40 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:37,862 [applause] 41 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,965 With great power comes great responsibility. 42 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,896 [dramatic music] 43 00:01:42,965 --> 00:01:45,689 - Snip, snip! - Snip-snipper! 44 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:47,482 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:55,551 [indistinct chatter, all exclaiming] 46 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:56,965 - Yes. 47 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,344 - We earned our badges. We earned our badges. 48 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:00,827 - It will be the first time I won a challenge 49 00:02:00,896 --> 00:02:01,827 on "Drag Race." 50 00:02:01,896 --> 00:02:03,034 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. 51 00:02:03,103 --> 00:02:04,448 Oh, my God. 52 00:02:04,517 --> 00:02:06,965 Me and Roxxxy started off the week with no badges. 53 00:02:07,034 --> 00:02:08,448 Now we have two badges. 54 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:11,620 And I won $5,000 for the ASPCA. 55 00:02:11,689 --> 00:02:13,724 Giving cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching. 56 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:15,137 - That lip sync was everything. - It was fucking nasty. 57 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:16,379 - Really? 58 00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:17,689 - I was literally going from both of you. 59 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:19,000 And I was like, fuck, I don't know. 60 00:02:19,068 --> 00:02:20,275 It was amazing. - It was fabulous. 61 00:02:20,344 --> 00:02:21,448 - It was really sick. 62 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:24,206 - I am so stoked that I put another $5,000 63 00:02:24,275 --> 00:02:26,310 in the piggy bank for the Miracle of Love. 64 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,275 And I finally earned my own badge. 65 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:29,551 It feels good. 66 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,310 We went from needing badges 67 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:33,344 to getting our own badges. 68 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:34,965 - Y'all jumped the gun real quick. 69 00:02:35,034 --> 00:02:36,758 I said, goddamn. 70 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,413 - I might have made a mistake. 71 00:02:38,482 --> 00:02:39,620 Roxxxy is a fierce competitor. 72 00:02:39,689 --> 00:02:40,827 And now she has two badges. 73 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:42,655 And one of those badges, I gave her. 74 00:02:42,724 --> 00:02:47,655 So, if Roxxxy makes it to the end, I'm part of that. 75 00:02:47,724 --> 00:02:49,620 And if I don't make it, I'm part of that. 76 00:02:49,689 --> 00:02:51,655 [laughs] Oh, fuck. 77 00:02:51,724 --> 00:02:54,103 [dramatic music] 78 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:56,137 all: Ooh. 79 00:02:56,206 --> 00:02:58,137 - There's a sister. 80 00:02:58,206 --> 00:03:00,655 - OK, the first time, being cut off was cute. 81 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,206 I understood it. I was the frontrunner. 82 00:03:02,275 --> 00:03:03,758 I get it. 83 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:05,965 But the second time, bitch, this feels personal. 84 00:03:06,034 --> 00:03:07,655 It got me all in my feelings. 85 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:09,413 That wasn't supposed to happen. 86 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:10,517 Man. 87 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:11,931 - What's going on, fishcakes? 88 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,103 - Fishcakes? Ew. [laughing] 89 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:16,655 - If I'm being honest, 90 00:03:16,724 --> 00:03:21,620 this one actually does sting a lot. 91 00:03:21,689 --> 00:03:23,448 I feel like, damn, girl, 92 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:25,172 like, everybody, just gonna cut me every week. 93 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:26,448 Like, it just-- 94 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:28,206 - I promise you, it wasn't anything personal. 95 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,206 It was just like an eye for an eye for me. 96 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:32,758 But because it was a tie, I looked at Vanjie. 97 00:03:32,827 --> 00:03:34,413 I said, what do you want to do? 98 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,275 Because we only get one. 99 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:37,517 - For me, it's like a cop-out. 100 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:38,689 Like, she snipped you. 101 00:03:38,758 --> 00:03:40,206 Let's snip her. 102 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:42,034 That way, it's like a-- like, almost like an excuse. 103 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:43,689 - We couldn't do-- Nina gave me a badge. 104 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:44,862 I can't do Nina. - Yeah. 105 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:46,517 - Shannel's trying to win her badge. 106 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:48,413 I want her to win a badge. I couldn't do her. 107 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:50,551 Mik gave her a badge. - She gave me a badge. 108 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:51,896 I forgot. 109 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,137 - And they did so good today in the challenge. 110 00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:54,448 How are we gonna snip one of them? 111 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:55,758 ♪ ♪ 112 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,103 - I don't know. 113 00:03:57,172 --> 00:04:00,758 It, like, don't even feel fair to me because I-- 114 00:04:00,827 --> 00:04:03,344 I don't even feel like I'm the frontrunner like that. 115 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:05,379 Bitch, bullshit. I don't buy it. 116 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:08,206 There's a lot of explanation being handed out. 117 00:04:08,275 --> 00:04:11,172 But what it all sounds like to me is, 118 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:13,482 let me cut you so I don't have to cut my friend. 119 00:04:13,551 --> 00:04:14,931 You want to call it an alliance, 120 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,654 you want to call it--call it what you want to, bitch. 121 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,793 But the girls are definitely playing the game, bitch. 122 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:20,034 And it's working out in their favor. 123 00:04:20,103 --> 00:04:21,137 But guess what. 124 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:23,620 I can play this game, too, OK? 125 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:26,413 - It did hurt my feelings when you swore at me onstage. 126 00:04:26,482 --> 00:04:27,758 I love you. Oh. 127 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:29,172 Oh, she said, "No, ma'am." 128 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:31,000 - ♪ They want to see you let it out ♪ 129 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:33,206 - I didn't just pick you to get snipped tonight, girl. 130 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:35,034 It was a dual thing. 131 00:04:35,103 --> 00:04:36,482 - I, like, swerved you onstage. 132 00:04:36,551 --> 00:04:38,586 That was just to be--you know, that was just to be cat. 133 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:41,172 But, you know, I'm not gonna, like, 134 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,448 hold nothing against you. 135 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:43,931 - I just don't like that kind of stuff. 136 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,586 But I understand where you're at. 137 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:47,482 And I still love you, girl. 138 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:52,586 ♪ ♪ 139 00:04:54,172 --> 00:04:56,482 - Right now, it's a little awkward, 140 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:59,103 like when someone farts and nobody knows who did it. 141 00:04:59,172 --> 00:05:00,517 Something's in the air. 142 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,620 We don't know quite what it is. 143 00:05:03,689 --> 00:05:06,620 - Gottmik, I just want to say this. 144 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:10,172 At the beginning of the week, when you did make mention 145 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:12,137 that you had felt like Angeria, myself, and Nina 146 00:05:12,206 --> 00:05:13,586 were all in some sort of an alliance 147 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:15,172 or something together-- - Wait. 148 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:18,827 So, Shannel and Angeria, you guys really aren't in a clique 149 00:05:18,896 --> 00:05:20,896 or--or alliance or anything? 150 00:05:20,965 --> 00:05:22,896 Because I remember when I was lip-synching, 151 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:26,275 you two were going off for Nina only. 152 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:27,793 - Ooh. 153 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:30,172 - I would be lying if I said that that did not hurt 154 00:05:30,241 --> 00:05:32,137 because that never happened. 155 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,586 And that never will happen. 156 00:05:33,655 --> 00:05:35,206 - Tonight I was vocally cheering on both of you 157 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:37,034 and saying, go, queens, because I didn't want there 158 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,413 to be any miscommunication or misconstruing of, I think, 159 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:42,206 the intention of cheering people on. 160 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,068 What are people-- People are making faces. What? 161 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:45,655 [soft music] 162 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:47,965 What? 163 00:05:48,034 --> 00:05:50,068 - This is just so messy. - Yeah. 164 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:51,448 - I feel like it's so messy. 165 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,827 - Now we got to be mindful of who we cheer on? 166 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:54,275 - No. 167 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:56,275 I don't care who the fuck you're cheering for at all. 168 00:05:56,344 --> 00:05:57,586 Like, there was other little things. 169 00:05:57,655 --> 00:05:58,931 And people were whispering to me. 170 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,413 So I was just like, I'm just gonna ask them. 171 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:02,172 - Well, who the hell is saying this shit? 172 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:03,758 Where the fuck is this coming from? 173 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:05,068 - We were adding up the math. 174 00:06:05,137 --> 00:06:06,482 We were like, OK, well, this-- - What math? 175 00:06:06,551 --> 00:06:08,448 - Like, just the math of, well, if somebody wins 176 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:10,379 and they give away this, then this person will have two. 177 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:11,448 And then this person will have one. 178 00:06:11,517 --> 00:06:12,827 - Sudoku. - "Suduku." 179 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:13,931 - "Suduku." 180 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,517 - And then I went to Vanjie. 181 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:19,068 If Nina wins, she's gonna give the badge to Shannel. 182 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:21,586 And it seems that they have an alliance. 183 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:24,068 - You went to Vanjie? - Yes. 184 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:26,103 - When it was presented to me, it was--the word 185 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:27,620 "alliance" was brought up. 186 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:30,896 - I was like, do you think that this is a possibility? 187 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:32,034 - And I wanted to make sure. - Yeah. 188 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:33,137 - So I told Mik. 189 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:34,655 - And they were talking about it. 190 00:06:34,724 --> 00:06:36,137 And then Nina said she was giving her badge to Shannel. 191 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:37,655 - That's where it came-- that's where it started. 192 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:39,379 - Well, no, no, that's not what happened. 193 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:42,137 - And I was like, there's no way, like, LOL, moving on. 194 00:06:42,206 --> 00:06:43,862 And then the cheering thing happened. 195 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:45,931 It was just like another little moment. 196 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,827 - I'm--I'm so lost, and I'm so confused with all of this. 197 00:06:49,896 --> 00:06:53,379 - Well, it was a very open conversation carried over 198 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:55,241 into another conversation in another aspect 199 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,758 of the competition. 200 00:06:56,827 --> 00:07:00,551 - And the other good thing I said, whoo, Nina and Mik. 201 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,310 - You brought it up, about the cliques, whatever. 202 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:03,689 - You guys aren't in a clique or anything. 203 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:05,000 - I math'd the math! 204 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:06,655 - So far in this competition, I think 205 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:08,655 I've been trying to be aware of everything 206 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:09,758 that's going on around me. 207 00:07:09,827 --> 00:07:10,862 I'm over it. 208 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,275 And at this point, I realize 209 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,724 that I cannot keep up with these bitches 210 00:07:14,793 --> 00:07:18,137 and their mathematical strategy of how this game is working. 211 00:07:18,206 --> 00:07:19,689 - Let's get the fuck out of drag. 212 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,689 - I need to get the fuck out of this shit. 213 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:23,000 - Girl, I don't know. 214 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,310 Like, can I just get my first badge? 215 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:26,758 I want to win money for my charity. 216 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,137 That's what I really want. 217 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:30,206 - Oh, fuck. 218 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:35,034 - And as far as all this drama about cliques and alliances, 219 00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:36,517 I don't care. 220 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,793 [laughs] I just don't care. 221 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:40,793 ♪ ♪ 222 00:07:40,862 --> 00:07:43,206 [rustling] 223 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:48,413 - ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 224 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:49,965 The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" 225 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,793 receives a one-year supply 226 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:54,413 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 227 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:57,241 a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame, 228 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,724 and a $200,000 donation 229 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:02,862 to the charity of their choice, 230 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:05,586 courtesy of The Palette Fund. 231 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:10,724 With extra-special guest judge Alec Mapa. 232 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:12,103 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 233 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:13,517 ♪ May the best drag queen win ♪ 234 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,517 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 235 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:20,103 [upbeat music] 236 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,862 - Yes! 237 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:23,482 - Oh, my God. 238 00:08:23,551 --> 00:08:26,000 [all cheering] 239 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,379 - [speaking Vietnamese] Werk Room. 240 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:29,862 - [sighs] 241 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:33,034 - This game has changed. Three queens have two badges. 242 00:08:33,102 --> 00:08:34,413 ♪ ♪ 243 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:35,793 I'm not jealous at all. 244 00:08:35,861 --> 00:08:37,895 I'm not. I'm really not. 245 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:40,275 It's OK. It's fine. 246 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:41,931 It's fine. 247 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,551 - How are we feeling? - Humbled. 248 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:46,655 [laughter] 249 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:48,965 - Hello, hello, hello. 250 00:08:49,034 --> 00:08:51,103 [cheering] 251 00:08:51,172 --> 00:08:52,103 - All right. 252 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:53,482 - Good morning, ladykins. 253 00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:55,551 all: Good morning! - Hello! 254 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:58,793 - [laughs] Now, listen, y'all been working so hard. 255 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:01,206 It's time to blow off a little steam. 256 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,034 all: Ooh. 257 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:06,551 - I've invited over some fun friends 258 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,206 over the hills and far away. 259 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:11,655 Teletubbies, come out to slay. 260 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:14,551 [all cheering] 261 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,896 [light music] 262 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,620 - Oh, my God! 263 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,896 - Yes! 264 00:09:20,965 --> 00:09:22,551 No way. 265 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,103 - Oh, my God! 266 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,758 Teletubbies. 267 00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:27,896 I used to watch "Teletubbies" on the TV 268 00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:30,689 when I was waiting on the school bus when I was little. 269 00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:32,206 Bitch, what? 270 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:38,862 - Say hello to Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. 271 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:41,103 all: Hi! 272 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:44,896 - Now the Teletubbies are "Drag Race" superfans. 273 00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:46,758 So for today's Mini Challenge, 274 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:49,241 I want you to show them a good time 275 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:54,103 with a funky, old-fashioned "Soul Train" dance-off. 276 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:56,310 [cheering] 277 00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:57,758 - Oh, my God. 278 00:09:57,827 --> 00:10:01,206 - In the end, the All Star with the best moves wins. 279 00:10:01,275 --> 00:10:04,827 So go ahead and put on your Teletubby tees, and let's go. 280 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,551 [cheering] 281 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,344 [upbeat music] 282 00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:13,965 Queens, Teletubbies, boogie! 283 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:19,724 ♪ ♪ 284 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:23,206 [cheering] 285 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:25,517 Better shake your groove thing, Tinky Winky. 286 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,034 [laughter] 287 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:30,000 - Oh, my God, so cute! 288 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:33,034 - [babbling] 289 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:35,551 [laughter] 290 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,551 - Strike a pose, Dipsy. 291 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:38,655 - Wow. 292 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,241 [babbling] 293 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:41,344 - Yes. 294 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:42,586 - Hey. 295 00:10:42,655 --> 00:10:44,758 - Laa-Laa, put the bass in your walk. 296 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:45,931 - Come on, choreo. 297 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,310 - ♪ Throw a smile on it ♪ 298 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:49,344 - OK. 299 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:52,034 - Hey, hey, hey, hey 300 00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:54,586 - Prance, Po. 301 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,137 Prance, I said. 302 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,793 ♪ Fix your face, fix your life ♪ 303 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,586 ♪ You could start with a smile ♪ 304 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:00,827 - Oh, looking at the mirror. 305 00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,000 - Oh, oh. 306 00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,137 - Oh. 307 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,241 [laughter] 308 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:06,241 - Whoa. 309 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:07,275 - Yeah. 310 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:10,275 [laughter, cheers] 311 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,413 - Teletubbies are icons. 312 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:13,689 And they're always showing up 313 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:15,310 at all the drag artistry events. 314 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,000 They are just ride-or-die allies. 315 00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:18,137 I cannot. 316 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:19,206 Work, mama. 317 00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,275 - [laughs] 318 00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:21,379 - ♪ Simple advice, yeah ♪ 319 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,551 ♪ Let me change your life ♪ 320 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,241 - Grab my leg! 321 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,620 - Ahh! - Oh, my God. 322 00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:27,034 - Oh, my God. 323 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,551 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 324 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,551 - Hey, hey. 325 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:30,827 - Oh, my God. 326 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,379 - Is this the Laa-Laa experience? 327 00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:35,068 [cheering] 328 00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:36,206 - Get it. Get it. 329 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,379 Get it. Get it. 330 00:11:37,448 --> 00:11:38,793 - That one's spicy. 331 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:40,448 - ♪ You could start with a smile ♪ 332 00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:41,413 ♪ Smile ♪ 333 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:44,275 [cheering] 334 00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:48,862 ♪ ♪ 335 00:11:48,931 --> 00:11:50,344 - Juicy, mother. 336 00:11:50,413 --> 00:11:52,448 Juicy, mother. 337 00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:54,413 - ♪ Throw a smile on it ♪ 338 00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:57,275 Well, Teletubbies, that was great. 339 00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,275 [applause] 340 00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,655 So much fun. 341 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:02,275 [cheering] 342 00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:07,517 - And, All Stars, you were all out of this world. 343 00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:08,931 - Thank you. 344 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,517 - But one of you really teleported us to Mars. 345 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,551 [laughter] 346 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,620 Condragulations, Gottmik. 347 00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,965 [cheering] 348 00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,448 [laughs] 349 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:25,620 You've won a $2,500 donation to your charity, 350 00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,827 Trans Lifeline. 351 00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:27,827 - Yay. 352 00:12:27,896 --> 00:12:29,931 Thanks, guys. [applause] 353 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,034 Courtesy of the Teletubbies. 354 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,034 - Yes. 355 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:34,413 Love you, guys. 356 00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,241 My grand total right now, 357 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:39,862 I have raised $22,500 for my charity. 358 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:42,965 Trans Lifeline, hello. 359 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:45,724 We have more cash for you. 360 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:50,000 - Teletubbies, thank you all for prancing with us today. 361 00:12:50,068 --> 00:12:51,000 all: Bye! 362 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,379 - Love you! 363 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:53,448 - Goodbye. 364 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:54,551 - Miss you. 365 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,551 - Do a flip. 366 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:58,827 [laughter] 367 00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,379 - All Stars, do you know what drag queens 368 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,517 and real estate agents have in common? 369 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:08,310 They could use their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, 370 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,965 and talent to sell anything. 371 00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:13,896 - Yep. - And I do mean anything. 372 00:13:13,965 --> 00:13:15,862 [laughter] 373 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:18,206 And now it's time for you to bring 374 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,931 the realness to real estate. 375 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,137 For this week's All Star Challenge, 376 00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:24,724 working in pairs, 377 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:28,793 you need to drag up real estate commercials 378 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:32,965 for some of the most unique properties on Earth. 379 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:39,241 And as the she-EO of RuCo Properties International, 380 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:41,793 I've made an executive decision. 381 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:45,827 Angeria, you've been cut off twice this season. 382 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:49,827 But with great setbacks come great opportunities. 383 00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,448 [dramatic music] 384 00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:53,896 This week, I want you to choose your team partner 385 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,413 and pair up the other queens. 386 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,068 - Oh! [laughs] 387 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,137 - Wow. - What? 388 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,517 - Wow. 389 00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,103 - Work. 390 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:05,931 - I'm a little nervous, especially since I cut her off. 391 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,068 Please pick somebody that's good for me, girl. 392 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:11,689 - Angeria, who do you choose for your partner? 393 00:14:11,758 --> 00:14:13,758 - I want to choose somebody that I already know 394 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,344 that I have chemistry with. 395 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:19,344 - Come on, Angie and Vanjie. 396 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,241 - Yeah, she did cut me off. 397 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:25,275 But all can be forgiven because I got a challenge to win. 398 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,275 Vanj and Angie, see, that sound good, bitch. 399 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,551 That's like a future sitcom or something. 400 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,000 - So, Angie, who do you pair next? 401 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:33,689 - Jorgeous... - Uh-huh. 402 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:35,172 - And Mik. 403 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,103 - Oh! - OK. 404 00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:38,517 That's gonna be cute. 405 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,482 So Gottmik did cut me off two weeks ago. 406 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,862 And, girl, I need to get my lick back. 407 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,517 But she gets a pass this week. 408 00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:47,517 It's not the forever pass, most definitely not. 409 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,172 - Shannel and Nina. 410 00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,206 - OK. We got that. 411 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,000 - That means Roxxxy and Plastique... 412 00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,379 - My queen. 413 00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:56,965 - Are a pair. 414 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,689 - I did a great job partnering up the girls 415 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,517 to be with somebody that I know 416 00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,206 that they can work well with, 417 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,379 because, you know, this season is all about charity. 418 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,275 And I'm being very charitable, OK? 419 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:08,206 - All right, now let me tell you 420 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:12,655 about the real estate market I need you to bust wide open. 421 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:13,965 - Ah. 422 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,965 - First, the icy arctic circle. 423 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:16,965 - Ooh. 424 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,655 - Gorgeous location. 425 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:23,620 Second, the Old West town of Tumbleweed, Texas. 426 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,000 [laughter] 427 00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:30,172 And the gator-friendly Florida Everglades. 428 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:31,241 Ah. 429 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,689 And last but not least, 430 00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:35,482 the bewitching community 431 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,517 of Salem, Massachusetts. 432 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,172 - Ooh. - Ooh, witch. 433 00:15:40,241 --> 00:15:44,586 Now, I'll leave the property portfolios with you 434 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:47,482 so you can choose amongst yourselves. 435 00:15:47,551 --> 00:15:51,034 Later today, you'll shoot your property packages 436 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:53,172 with the help of style superstar 437 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:57,827 Carson Kressley and, from "Million Dollar Listing LA," 438 00:15:57,896 --> 00:15:59,137 Tracy Tutor. 439 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:02,275 [applause] 440 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:04,482 All Stars, start your engines. 441 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:07,137 And may the best drag queen win. 442 00:16:07,206 --> 00:16:11,172 [cheering] 443 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,655 - [laughing] 444 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,931 - [laughing] 445 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,448 [all exclaiming] - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 446 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:21,689 - For this week's Maxi Challenge, 447 00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:24,551 we are channeling drag real estate brokers 448 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:28,137 and creating hilarious realtor commercials. 449 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:29,137 - What's that? Frosty Bits? 450 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,965 - Alaska. - You're Salem. 451 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,344 - I like Salem. 452 00:16:32,413 --> 00:16:35,068 - We are picking from Frosty Bits, Alaska; 453 00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:37,551 Gator Glades, Florida; Tumbleweed, Texas; 454 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,137 and Salem, Massachusetts. 455 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,379 - Gator Glade, Florida. 456 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:41,689 - I recognize this place before. 457 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:43,310 - [laughs] 458 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:45,275 - I'm thinking we need to do Florida, Gator Glades. 459 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,551 I'm from Florida. 460 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,344 I already know the hillbilly trailer park 461 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:51,413 kind of people that live in Florida by the swamp 462 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,413 that cook gator possum. 463 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,551 I feel like we could channel those people down. 464 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,827 - [laughs] 465 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,586 - One of my top picks would be Salem. 466 00:16:58,655 --> 00:16:59,827 - OK. - Yeah. 467 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:02,310 - I think we want Frosty Bits, Alaska. 468 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:03,551 - So y'all can have Icy. 469 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,550 Y'all can have Salem. - Yep. 470 00:17:05,619 --> 00:17:07,172 - My top pick would be-- - The Gator Glades. 471 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:08,205 - The Gator Glades. 472 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:10,310 - So what's our number one? 473 00:17:10,378 --> 00:17:13,137 - [Southern accent] I feel like doing a country accent today. 474 00:17:13,205 --> 00:17:14,931 So I feel like Gator. 475 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,103 - [laughs] 476 00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,827 [tense music] 477 00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:21,689 - I don't like fighting, so I'll take whatever. 478 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,413 - So then let's get Gator Glade. 479 00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:24,689 - Yeah. 480 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,103 - Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do it. 481 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,413 - Let's do it. 482 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,482 both: [Southern accent] And we're gonna do 483 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:30,137 the Tumbleweed, Texas. 484 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:31,482 - [normal voice] You're from Texas. 485 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,862 [laughter] 486 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,448 She's like-- - Not originally, 487 00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,103 but I'm feeling excited. 488 00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,793 - Oh. [laughter] 489 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,724 - Mama, that Southern accent, 490 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,827 ooh, keep practicing just a little bit. 491 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,724 [upbeat music] 492 00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:48,655 - So let's think of the funniest igloo 493 00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:49,724 we could ever think of. 494 00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,000 [laughs] - OK. 495 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,310 I definitely feel like I've gotten 496 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:54,965 more comfortable with comedy this season. 497 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,275 I'll give you the sweet Amber ass. 498 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,827 Ah. 499 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:01,931 But I know I could do better. 500 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,517 And I'm on the team with Gottmik. 501 00:18:03,586 --> 00:18:04,793 And this bitch is hilarious. 502 00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,931 So I'm really hoping that this week, 503 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 I can finally knock it out of the park. 504 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,965 Since it's, like, Frosty Bits, we should do frosty tits. 505 00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:14,482 - [laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 506 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:19,068 - Sitting by a random ice hole while fish look at you. 507 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,827 There was, like, another one you just said 508 00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,896 that was, like, funny. - Ooh. 509 00:18:22,965 --> 00:18:25,000 Um... 510 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:30,137 Brain fart. 511 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:31,724 I should just write it all over again because I'm-- 512 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:34,103 I'm jumping from page to page. 513 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:38,103 - Girl, OK, I am not the most organized. 514 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:40,758 Jorgeous, my stoner little diva of life, 515 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,758 never has any idea what's going on. 516 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,586 And together, not as streamlined as I would love. 517 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:47,206 But we're going to get there. 518 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:50,000 Put that down, too, so we don't forget 'cause we def will. 519 00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:53,034 - Yes, we definitely will. - [laughs] 520 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,689 - Forgot it now. 521 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,137 - We need to get to the finish line, streamline this, focus. 522 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,862 [soft music] 523 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,206 - This is a good pen. - I was thinking that, too. 524 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,137 - It's a good pen. It's a good-ass pen. 525 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:07,689 - [whispering] Like, if we're gonna really lean into Salem, 526 00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:10,172 we have to go, like, Gothic. 527 00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:12,172 [normal voice] I don't know why I'm whispering. 528 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:14,103 [laughter] 529 00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:15,793 - Typically, I don't write. - I do. 530 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,482 - Yeah, I don't write. - This is, like-- 531 00:19:17,551 --> 00:19:18,862 this is what I do. 532 00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,620 - I love that I got paired with Nina. 533 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,758 And I know that people thought that 534 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,482 we'd made some sort of an alliance. 535 00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:25,896 But I'm over it. 536 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,620 We really are a great team. 537 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,793 And we gonna sell this fucking house to you. 538 00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:32,620 This is very witchy. 539 00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,172 But hang on. 540 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,862 - While you do that, I'm gonna continue to write, 541 00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:38,517 honey, because we don't have a ton of time. 542 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:39,862 We're handed a folder, and it says, 543 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,137 tell us about your property. 544 00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:42,413 Tell us about the kind of buyer 545 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,655 who's gonna buy this house. 546 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,620 And Shannel thinks immediately to, 547 00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,103 what are we gonna wear? 548 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:50,965 And that doesn't get words on the page. 549 00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:52,517 - So I know-- - You're from Florida. 550 00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:54,586 - I feel like we should do very stereotypical, like, 551 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,000 trailer park trash Florida, 552 00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:59,413 black out some teeth, very nice. 553 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,172 Angie picking me after, you know, the whole 554 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,379 snip, snip situation, I'm gagged, 555 00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:05,793 but I know she's funny. 556 00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,931 I feel like we could act a fool together. 557 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,068 I think we're gonna be good. 558 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,448 No, but we could be-- 559 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:12,000 - We could be, like, cousins and sisters-in-law 560 00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,586 or something. - Keep it in the family. 561 00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:14,689 That's the slogan. 562 00:20:14,758 --> 00:20:16,965 Keep it in the family. 563 00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:19,448 - I'm actually really, really confident in everything 564 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:22,000 that me and Vanjie are planning right now, 565 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,068 because even though we have no training in selling 566 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:26,137 no houses or real estate or nothing like that, bitch, 567 00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:27,413 we do know how to be funny. 568 00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:28,655 - It's a step above a shack. 569 00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:30,034 - A shack-teau. [laughs] 570 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,344 - A shack-teau. There it go. 571 00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,068 - Even if I can't get a badge, bitch, 572 00:20:33,137 --> 00:20:35,793 Angie gotta be in the top two, because I swear, 573 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:38,206 if I get cut off a third time, bitch, I'm taking them snippers 574 00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:40,137 and I'm cutting some lace fronts or something, girl, 575 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,517 'cause damn. 576 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:42,931 Swamp Pussy Realty. 577 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,793 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 578 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,241 - [Southern accent] Well... 579 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:47,655 - [Southern accent] Let's get to the nitty-gritty. 580 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,103 - [normal voice] Yes. 581 00:20:49,172 --> 00:20:50,655 - [normal voice] I'm so excited to work with you. 582 00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:52,310 - I think it was paired perfectly. 583 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,724 And I feel like this week, we're stepping out 584 00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:57,655 of our complete comfort zone. 585 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,275 Like, that's what our plan is, show that we can let loose... 586 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,344 - Aw. - And be stupid. 587 00:21:02,413 --> 00:21:03,896 - Me and Roxxxy are the dolls. 588 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:07,172 And we're known for making outfits, looking cunt. 589 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,965 But this week, the two dolls have to be 590 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,931 the queens of comedy. 591 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,344 And we're here to do it. 592 00:21:13,413 --> 00:21:15,620 [goofy voice] Mary J, I love this house so much. 593 00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:16,793 - [laughs] 594 00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:17,793 - You want to know why? 595 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,172 - [laughs] 596 00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:21,448 - Here's the thing--is theirs 597 00:21:21,517 --> 00:21:23,413 is, like, real similar to ours. 598 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,827 They're over there blacking out teeth and stuff like that. 599 00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:27,655 And I'm like, damn, bitch. 600 00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:28,965 Shit. 601 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,896 Plastique and Roxxxy have decided 602 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:33,275 to be hillbillies as well. 603 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:36,344 So I'm freaking out, because if you're doing the same character 604 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:39,379 as somebody else and they do exceptionally well, 605 00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:41,068 it's only gonna kind of make yours look worse. 606 00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:43,793 [dramatic music] 607 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,965 [upbeat music] 608 00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:47,379 - Well, hello, queens. 609 00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:48,413 - Hello. - Welcome. 610 00:21:48,482 --> 00:21:50,034 - How are you? - Hello. 611 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,068 - So cheerful. 612 00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:52,482 Look at you kids. 613 00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:54,172 - It's time to film our real estate commercials 614 00:21:54,241 --> 00:21:56,137 with Carson Kressley and real estate superstar 615 00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:57,137 Tracy Tutor. 616 00:21:57,206 --> 00:21:58,482 - This is Tracy Tutor... 617 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,793 - Hi, Tracy. - Pleasure. 618 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,310 - From "Million Dollar Listing LA." 619 00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:04,172 And she's going to be our real estate guru of the day. 620 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,517 - Honey, Shannel and I are ready to eat your soul 621 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,620 and serve you up an incredible 622 00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:11,103 13,000-square-foot haunted estate. 623 00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,931 - Tell us a little bit about your company. 624 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:13,931 Give us the setup. 625 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,103 - We're dead and pretty. 626 00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:17,103 So together, Pretty Dead Realty. 627 00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:18,586 - Love it. 628 00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:20,689 You probably have some words of wisdom for our queens. 629 00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:23,931 - Yes, lean into it, leave the fear at the door, 630 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,896 and just really be confident in your salability. 631 00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:29,172 - Thank you. - I mean, 632 00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:30,586 if you're not buying it, we're not buying it. 633 00:22:30,655 --> 00:22:31,689 So... [laughter] 634 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:33,310 All right, well, take us away. 635 00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:35,172 Let's see what you've got to sell. 636 00:22:35,241 --> 00:22:36,862 And action. 637 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,310 - Well, hello, there. 638 00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:41,310 And welcome to sunny Salem, Oregon. 639 00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:42,482 Oh, I said Oregon. 640 00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:43,620 [laughter] 641 00:22:43,689 --> 00:22:46,000 - There's one there, too. 642 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:48,103 - [whimpers] I'm worried about my partner. 643 00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:49,551 I wish we would have gone through the script 644 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,000 a couple more times. 645 00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:53,724 But Shannel was really focused on the costumes. 646 00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,137 - Shannel, you're in reverse. 647 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:56,137 - Oh. 648 00:22:56,206 --> 00:22:58,000 [laughter] Oh. 649 00:22:58,068 --> 00:22:59,000 [laughs] 650 00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:00,551 - It's her first day. 651 00:23:03,206 --> 00:23:06,827 - Located at 666 Ravenswood Corner. 652 00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:11,000 There's no better time to buy than right now. 653 00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:12,379 - Fantastic. 654 00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:13,448 We can just keep going. 655 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,724 And action. 656 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:17,000 - The home features a grand foyer 657 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:19,344 with peeling paint and crumbling tiles. 658 00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:21,068 Now, talk about shabby chic. 659 00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:22,241 [chuckles] - Cut. 660 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:23,827 - [laughs] 661 00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:26,551 - There is a lot of "real estate talk" 662 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,896 that we have to memorize in this script that we did. 663 00:23:28,965 --> 00:23:32,655 But me being a Las Vegas showgirl, I'm always prepared. 664 00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:34,000 So let's do this shit. 665 00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:36,103 Salem is a hot market. 666 00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:37,862 - A deluxe chef's kitchen. 667 00:23:37,931 --> 00:23:40,137 - A fully furnished basement. 668 00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:42,275 - Motivated and terrified seller. 669 00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:43,689 - Turnkey property. 670 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,931 You can't put a price on luxury. 671 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,724 - Your real estate knowledge is, like, baffling. 672 00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,517 You guys could sell real estate in LA. 673 00:23:51,586 --> 00:23:53,000 - Thank you. 674 00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:55,034 [cheering] 675 00:23:55,103 --> 00:23:56,724 - Well, hello, ladies. 676 00:23:56,793 --> 00:23:58,241 - How you doing? 677 00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,551 - Tell us about you two gals, Sara Jo and Becky Sue. 678 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,689 - Well, we're from the Gator Glades. 679 00:24:02,758 --> 00:24:05,379 She is my cousin and my sister-in-law. 680 00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:06,379 - I'm really-- 681 00:24:06,448 --> 00:24:07,413 - I'm still doing the math. 682 00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:08,551 - I'm still doing the math myself. 683 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:10,241 - OK. - Action. 684 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,724 - When you gotta go to the bathroom, 685 00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:14,172 it's only a boat ride across the swamp. 686 00:24:14,241 --> 00:24:17,000 We advise you not to go after 7:00 PM. 687 00:24:17,068 --> 00:24:19,068 - Oh, that's how we lost Uncle Raydell. 688 00:24:19,137 --> 00:24:20,068 - Cut. 689 00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,379 - I'm dead. 690 00:24:21,448 --> 00:24:23,482 You're very authentic to the neighborhood. 691 00:24:23,551 --> 00:24:25,379 You clearly sell the swamp. 692 00:24:25,448 --> 00:24:26,931 The branding is on point. 693 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,517 - I love the ciggy in the mouth. 694 00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:29,793 That's a great prop. 695 00:24:29,862 --> 00:24:31,172 And action. 696 00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:32,827 - Come see us at... 697 00:24:32,896 --> 00:24:37,068 both: Swamp Pussy Realty, where we keep it in the family. 698 00:24:37,137 --> 00:24:38,448 - Get it, get it, get it. 699 00:24:38,517 --> 00:24:40,379 Keep it in the family Get it, get it, get it. 700 00:24:40,448 --> 00:24:42,241 - Yes. - I love the dance. 701 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:43,551 - Perfection. 702 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:44,689 - Quite a creative name for the brokerage. 703 00:24:44,758 --> 00:24:46,000 - I like it. 704 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:47,344 - Honey, ain't nobody do country 705 00:24:47,413 --> 00:24:48,689 better than Vanje and Angie. 706 00:24:48,758 --> 00:24:51,137 So, Roxxxy and Plastique, bring it on, bitch. 707 00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:52,206 Bring it on. 708 00:24:52,275 --> 00:24:53,241 Swamp Pussy Realty. 709 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,241 [cheering] 710 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,724 Hey, follow that, bitches! 711 00:24:56,793 --> 00:24:57,758 - Tell us your name. 712 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,068 And where do you guys work? 713 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:00,241 - I'm Mary Jo. 714 00:25:00,310 --> 00:25:01,620 - And I'm Betty Jo. 715 00:25:01,689 --> 00:25:03,896 - We work at Keepa Cummins-- - Real Estate. 716 00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:06,137 - Are you pregnant or just too much beer? 717 00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:08,241 - Nine months later, I'm still wondering. 718 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:10,379 It's a medical mystery. - OK. 719 00:25:10,448 --> 00:25:13,275 - I'm playing Mary Jo, Betty Jo's older sister. 720 00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:17,275 She's not smart, but definitely is running the company. 721 00:25:17,344 --> 00:25:18,896 - And action. 722 00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:21,000 - Population in Tumbleweed is rising. 723 00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:22,206 - Great. 724 00:25:22,275 --> 00:25:24,689 - Tina Turner, Mary Jo Keppa Cummins. 725 00:25:24,758 --> 00:25:26,931 - Hey, listen, I'm the brains and she's 726 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,517 the complete wild child in this little duo. 727 00:25:29,586 --> 00:25:32,034 This property is a must-see exclusive. 728 00:25:32,103 --> 00:25:33,344 - You're killing it. 729 00:25:33,413 --> 00:25:34,862 Just stay in it and keep going for it. 730 00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:38,620 - So Plastique needs to go full out to make this work. 731 00:25:38,689 --> 00:25:41,241 - Don't let this opportunity pass you by. 732 00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,793 - Plastique, let's do that again. 733 00:25:42,862 --> 00:25:44,551 Just, like, a little more enthusiastic. 734 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:45,620 - Lean into it. 735 00:25:45,689 --> 00:25:46,931 Be fearless. - OK. 736 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,068 Bigger. 737 00:25:48,137 --> 00:25:50,344 - Don't let this opportunity pass you by. 738 00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:51,862 - Cut. Let's go back. 739 00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:54,103 Just enunciate a little more. 740 00:25:54,172 --> 00:25:56,275 I think the accent's getting a little funky. 741 00:25:56,344 --> 00:25:57,862 - Ugh. 742 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,000 Reset. 743 00:25:59,068 --> 00:26:00,896 Let's get this badge for charity. 744 00:26:00,965 --> 00:26:03,931 I have faith in my heart that I'm more than just 745 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,137 a pretty face. 746 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:07,758 I'm determined to be a comedy queen. 747 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,793 So I'm like, OK, I need to let loose, 748 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:12,551 just go out there, and go berserk. 749 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,689 It includes an open floor plan. 750 00:26:15,758 --> 00:26:17,724 [laughter] 751 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:20,068 - Do you have a criminal record? 752 00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:21,344 - Who cares? 753 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,103 - [laughs] 754 00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,689 - I cannot. 755 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:26,379 - The face. I can't. - Yes! 756 00:26:26,448 --> 00:26:27,620 - My queen. 757 00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:29,241 - Tell us about where you're selling, 758 00:26:29,310 --> 00:26:30,586 what's your region. 759 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,482 - Our region is the Frosty Bits, Alaska. 760 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:36,517 We flip homes, and we flip fuck. 761 00:26:36,586 --> 00:26:37,655 - Oh, my goodness. 762 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:38,655 OK. - Yes. 763 00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:39,965 - [laughs] 764 00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,724 - One question. - Yes. 765 00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:43,000 - What is flip fucking? 766 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,931 - Oh. [laughter] 767 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,068 See, and this goes here, and then that. 768 00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:48,758 And then they flip it and-- - Oh. 769 00:26:48,827 --> 00:26:49,965 - Yes. - Got it. 770 00:26:50,034 --> 00:26:51,931 - Yes. - It's an educational program. 771 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,517 - Learning every day. - Yeah. 772 00:26:53,586 --> 00:26:55,172 - Shall we do your commercial? 773 00:26:55,241 --> 00:26:56,413 - I would love to. - Let's do it. 774 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:57,448 - All right. - Great. 775 00:26:57,517 --> 00:26:58,620 - Action. 776 00:26:58,689 --> 00:27:00,000 - Oh, my God. 777 00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:02,724 [panting] It's so hot in here. 778 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:04,931 I need to get out of here now. 779 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,034 - Cut. 780 00:27:06,103 --> 00:27:07,655 - And then this is when I change. 781 00:27:07,724 --> 00:27:09,620 - OK. And action. 782 00:27:09,689 --> 00:27:13,517 - As top real estate moguls have said... 783 00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:15,551 - Oh, sorry. Fuck, I'm so sorry. 784 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:16,586 - Let's cut. 785 00:27:16,655 --> 00:27:18,000 - OK. I'm sorry. 786 00:27:18,068 --> 00:27:20,551 - So you're doing that line, Jorgeous, right? 787 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,965 - Did you want to-- - Do you want to switch it? 788 00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:23,103 - Yeah, we can switch. - OK. 789 00:27:23,172 --> 00:27:24,310 - Who's doing this first line? 790 00:27:24,379 --> 00:27:25,482 - I'll start. 791 00:27:25,551 --> 00:27:26,689 And then you want to do the hos? 792 00:27:26,758 --> 00:27:28,655 - Yeah. Yeah. 793 00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:29,965 - And action. 794 00:27:30,034 --> 00:27:31,931 - It's--it's cozy-- - Cozy. 795 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,206 - For the hos that never get cold. 796 00:27:34,275 --> 00:27:37,517 ♪ ♪ 797 00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,103 - And cut. 798 00:27:39,172 --> 00:27:41,413 - Make sure that you two each are clear 799 00:27:41,482 --> 00:27:43,689 on which line is whose. 800 00:27:43,758 --> 00:27:47,655 - When we were writing it, we weren't really sure 801 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:49,068 who was going to say what. 802 00:27:49,137 --> 00:27:51,965 So we were just gonna take turns. 803 00:27:52,034 --> 00:27:54,586 - I--we're gonna-- I think we're gonna switch it. 804 00:27:54,655 --> 00:27:56,068 - Honestly, looking back, 805 00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:57,793 I don't think that was the best idea. 806 00:27:57,862 --> 00:27:59,310 Oh, my God. OK. 807 00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:00,482 - Hurry up, bitch. OK. 808 00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:01,689 [laughs] 809 00:28:01,758 --> 00:28:03,068 - And cut. 810 00:28:03,137 --> 00:28:04,275 I think we're good. 811 00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:05,517 Are you guys happy with everything? 812 00:28:05,586 --> 00:28:06,793 - We love it. - Yeah, I'm so excited. 813 00:28:06,862 --> 00:28:07,931 - We love it. 814 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,103 - Ew. 815 00:28:09,172 --> 00:28:10,482 [laughs] 816 00:28:12,068 --> 00:28:15,793 - This one wasn't as prepared or organized. 817 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,586 - Fair. That's fair. 818 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:19,586 - [laughing] 819 00:28:22,965 --> 00:28:24,862 - [laughing] 820 00:28:24,931 --> 00:28:26,689 [upbeat music] 821 00:28:26,758 --> 00:28:28,655 - Whoo-whee! 822 00:28:28,724 --> 00:28:30,379 - Straight to getting ready. 823 00:28:30,448 --> 00:28:32,482 [all exclaiming] 824 00:28:32,551 --> 00:28:33,793 - Keep it in the family. - Do it. 825 00:28:33,862 --> 00:28:35,206 - I love drag. - Whoo! 826 00:28:35,275 --> 00:28:36,827 - Drag is my favorite. 827 00:28:36,896 --> 00:28:38,310 Today we are getting ready to present 828 00:28:38,379 --> 00:28:40,275 our realtor commercials. 829 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,241 And even though it took a minute to get 830 00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:46,172 in the swing of things, in my spirit, I feel like me 831 00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:49,137 and Gottmik did a really good job in the end, you know. 832 00:28:49,206 --> 00:28:51,793 And I can't wait to see how it turns out. 833 00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:54,344 - Do you feel like this could be the week 834 00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,758 to get your first badge, girl? [laughs] 835 00:28:56,827 --> 00:28:58,275 - I thought maybe last week was gonna be the week. 836 00:28:58,344 --> 00:28:59,379 - Yeah. - But you know what? 837 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:00,655 I mean, who knows? 838 00:29:00,724 --> 00:29:02,103 - I honestly have to thank you 839 00:29:02,172 --> 00:29:03,413 for putting us together because-- 840 00:29:03,482 --> 00:29:04,965 - Oh, thank you. 841 00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,000 - Because we brought our strengths to the table. 842 00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:09,689 - Yeah. We did the damn thing. - OK. 843 00:29:09,758 --> 00:29:12,793 I hope that Shannel and I are in the top two this week. 844 00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:14,517 I haven't won a dime for Trevor Project yet. 845 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,793 And that's frustrating. 846 00:29:15,862 --> 00:29:17,965 I need to bank some money for my charity. 847 00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:21,137 [upbeat music] 848 00:29:21,206 --> 00:29:24,034 - My queen. - My queen. 849 00:29:24,103 --> 00:29:25,827 - I feel like we did so good. 850 00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:30,275 Afterwards, I was just feeling, like, so accomplished with you. 851 00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:32,413 And they gave us such good feedback. 852 00:29:32,482 --> 00:29:34,000 - We really stepped outside of our box. 853 00:29:34,068 --> 00:29:35,517 - Yeah. 854 00:29:35,586 --> 00:29:37,413 - Of course I want to win another badge this week. 855 00:29:37,482 --> 00:29:40,379 But if I have to snip somebody and cut them off, 856 00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:43,034 I honestly don't even know who I would pick. 857 00:29:43,103 --> 00:29:45,965 I already cut off Angie. It was an eye for an eye. 858 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:49,034 So, at this point, it would be a difficult decision. 859 00:29:49,103 --> 00:29:52,206 - I did notice that Vanjie and Angie 860 00:29:52,275 --> 00:29:53,896 were kind of dressed similar. 861 00:29:53,965 --> 00:29:55,000 - They were very country. 862 00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:56,586 You know, I'm from Florida, girl. 863 00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:58,862 They don't have really Southern accents in Florida at all. 864 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,551 - Uh-huh. 865 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,965 - What happened with Florida? 866 00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:05,241 - Florida is not known for being country. 867 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:06,931 - And we were talking about how we kind of 868 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,379 had, like, the same outfit on. 869 00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:10,862 - Right. Not about y'all talking about everybody else. 870 00:30:10,931 --> 00:30:12,413 - Oh, here she go. 871 00:30:12,482 --> 00:30:13,965 - Well, I'm saying, why are you talking about Florida? 872 00:30:14,034 --> 00:30:15,137 - 'Cause I'm from Florida. 873 00:30:15,206 --> 00:30:18,000 Florida is, like, the most Southern state, 874 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,586 but we're not going around honky-tonky. 875 00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:21,896 - Well, y'all did Texas. 876 00:30:21,965 --> 00:30:23,379 Instead of talking about y'all, 877 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,137 y'all comparing y'all's to ours. 878 00:30:25,206 --> 00:30:27,620 - Well, someone got defensive. 879 00:30:27,689 --> 00:30:30,000 - Here go Roxxxy with the undercover shade. 880 00:30:30,068 --> 00:30:32,724 Girl, fuck that. 881 00:30:32,793 --> 00:30:34,172 I'm from Saint Cloud, Florida. 882 00:30:34,241 --> 00:30:36,413 There is country, redneck, trailer park. 883 00:30:36,482 --> 00:30:37,931 - OK. 884 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,413 - I don't know why they even talking about Florida. 885 00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:40,724 Didn't they do Texas? 886 00:30:40,793 --> 00:30:42,206 - Girl, one week without her being in my team, 887 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,689 she's against me. 888 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,172 - In order to put themselves up, they have to, like, 889 00:30:45,241 --> 00:30:46,551 talk about everybody else's. 890 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:50,896 - Just let them because you slayed, I'm sure. 891 00:30:50,965 --> 00:30:53,103 - Anyway, I'm not even going to talk about it. 892 00:30:53,172 --> 00:30:55,344 - What was that about? - Don't care. 893 00:30:55,413 --> 00:30:58,586 - Shit's getting gaggy. 894 00:30:58,655 --> 00:31:02,551 - Angeria, if you win today, even though you're cut off, 895 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,310 who would you cut off? 896 00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:06,793 - If I'm being honest, I've been cut off twice. 897 00:31:06,862 --> 00:31:08,241 I've been cut off the most. 898 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:12,068 So I feel like I have a few people in mind. 899 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:13,896 [laughs] 900 00:31:13,965 --> 00:31:16,379 Perhaps one of the people that cut me. 901 00:31:16,448 --> 00:31:18,758 - But would it be out of spite? 902 00:31:18,827 --> 00:31:20,241 - Well, you know what? 903 00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:23,620 Coincidentally, those people do have the most badges. 904 00:31:23,689 --> 00:31:25,344 [laughs] 905 00:31:25,413 --> 00:31:28,620 So they are still threats to me. 906 00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:30,689 - We both are targets. 907 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:31,689 - Yeah. 908 00:31:31,758 --> 00:31:34,689 We both have two badges. 909 00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:38,827 Me, you, and Roxxxy, definitely targets. 910 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:40,862 - Vanjie, you know we weren't-- 911 00:31:40,931 --> 00:31:42,620 I was just talking about Florida. 912 00:31:42,689 --> 00:31:43,862 - [mumbles] probably. 913 00:31:43,931 --> 00:31:45,931 - It had nothing to do with your team 914 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,965 or any of that because I'm not here to do that shit. 915 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,586 And you should know better. 916 00:31:51,655 --> 00:31:53,620 - Girl, I get annoyed. 917 00:31:53,689 --> 00:31:55,344 Honey, I'm passionate. I'm Puerto Rican. 918 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,931 I'm like, bitch, if I hear something, 919 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,482 I'm gonna say something. 920 00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:00,931 But I don't want to put too much of a target on myself. 921 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,655 So I'm gonna try to keep my mouth shut 922 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,517 and shut the fuck up and stop arguing with everybody. 923 00:32:04,586 --> 00:32:05,793 - But it is what it is. 924 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:08,517 You should just know me better than that. 925 00:32:08,586 --> 00:32:11,413 - What is this competition turning us into, you guys? 926 00:32:11,482 --> 00:32:13,241 - Oh, my God. [laughter] 927 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:14,413 Shut up. 928 00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:17,310 - Please stop fighting. - [laughs] 929 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:24,241 - ♪ Cover girl ♪ 930 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,551 ♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪ 931 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:28,965 ♪ ♪ 932 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:30,241 ♪ Walk ♪ 933 00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:31,620 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 934 00:32:31,689 --> 00:32:33,758 ♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪ 935 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,310 ♪ Head to toe ♪ 936 00:32:35,379 --> 00:32:37,068 ♪ Let your whole body talk ♪ 937 00:32:37,137 --> 00:32:38,517 - Come on, flower power. 938 00:32:38,586 --> 00:32:39,586 [applause] 939 00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:40,896 Come on. 940 00:32:40,965 --> 00:32:42,482 - Welcome to the main stage 941 00:32:42,551 --> 00:32:44,793 of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars." 942 00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:48,344 The star of "Selling South Plainfield," 943 00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:49,862 Michelle Visage. 944 00:32:49,931 --> 00:32:52,241 - Hey, Ru, what is a real estate agent's 945 00:32:52,310 --> 00:32:53,965 favorite type of music? 946 00:32:54,034 --> 00:32:54,965 - I don't know. 947 00:32:55,034 --> 00:32:56,586 - House music. 948 00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:59,896 [laughter] 949 00:32:59,965 --> 00:33:04,206 - The host of "Love It or Fist It," Carson Kressley. 950 00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:07,517 - Oh, hey, Ru, what kind of monster eats houses? 951 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,655 - I don't know. 952 00:33:08,724 --> 00:33:10,241 - Godzillow. 953 00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:14,034 [laughter] 954 00:33:14,103 --> 00:33:16,862 - And the host of "This Old Whore," 955 00:33:16,931 --> 00:33:19,586 the fantastic Alec Mapa. 956 00:33:19,655 --> 00:33:23,620 - Hey, Ru, what do you call a pirate who designs houses? 957 00:33:23,689 --> 00:33:24,793 - I don't know. 958 00:33:24,862 --> 00:33:26,482 - An arr-chitect. 959 00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:29,655 [laughter] 960 00:33:29,724 --> 00:33:31,034 - This week, we challenged our queens 961 00:33:31,103 --> 00:33:34,034 to drag up hot property packages. 962 00:33:34,103 --> 00:33:35,517 And tonight on the runway, 963 00:33:35,586 --> 00:33:40,034 category is Day to Night Ruveal. 964 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:42,034 All Stars, start your engines. 965 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,551 And may the best drag queen win. 966 00:33:45,965 --> 00:33:49,827 [upbeat music] 967 00:33:49,896 --> 00:33:53,241 Category is Day to Night Ruveal. 968 00:33:53,310 --> 00:33:56,137 Up first, Nina West. 969 00:33:56,206 --> 00:33:59,034 Maria, the nunnery isn't to be used as a sanctuary. 970 00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:00,586 [with accent] What is it you can't face? 971 00:34:00,655 --> 00:34:01,620 [laughter] 972 00:34:01,689 --> 00:34:03,413 - I am a nun by day 973 00:34:03,482 --> 00:34:05,344 and showgirl at night. 974 00:34:05,413 --> 00:34:06,724 - Oh, she's kicking the habit. 975 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:07,724 - Yes, she is. 976 00:34:07,793 --> 00:34:09,275 [laughter] 977 00:34:09,344 --> 00:34:11,000 - In the True Nina West style, 978 00:34:11,068 --> 00:34:12,724 it's a dress with a message. 979 00:34:12,793 --> 00:34:15,172 [judges exclaiming] 980 00:34:15,241 --> 00:34:19,275 I'm taking on an institution that has often criminalized 981 00:34:19,344 --> 00:34:21,206 and crippled our community. 982 00:34:21,275 --> 00:34:22,482 And this is truly who I am. 983 00:34:22,551 --> 00:34:24,275 It's an outfit with a statement. 984 00:34:24,344 --> 00:34:25,275 - Are you there, God? 985 00:34:25,344 --> 00:34:27,310 It's me, Nina West. 986 00:34:27,379 --> 00:34:29,000 [laughter] 987 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,310 ♪ Get it ♪ 988 00:34:30,379 --> 00:34:31,931 Up next, Shannel. 989 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,585 - Ooh, Shannel is on the case. 990 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,344 - Mm. - Wow. 991 00:34:35,413 --> 00:34:39,379 - I am the number-one executive at RuPaul's Studios. 992 00:34:39,447 --> 00:34:42,000 Now it's time for the evening gala. 993 00:34:42,068 --> 00:34:44,103 [judges oohing] 994 00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:45,827 - Drop it like it's red hot. 995 00:34:45,896 --> 00:34:49,068 - And I look stupidly gorgeous. 996 00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:51,688 I feel like a million bucks. 997 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,482 - She's off to her night job at "Deal or No Deal." 998 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,516 [laughter] 999 00:34:55,585 --> 00:34:57,689 Up next, Plastique Tiara. 1000 00:34:57,758 --> 00:34:59,172 - Wow. - Ooh. 1001 00:34:59,241 --> 00:35:00,689 - Come on, full geish. 1002 00:35:00,758 --> 00:35:04,586 - I am this beautiful glamorous geisha. 1003 00:35:04,655 --> 00:35:07,103 - I want in on her forbidden city. 1004 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:08,517 - [laughs] 1005 00:35:08,586 --> 00:35:11,793 - But then, boom, Plastique Chromatica. 1006 00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:12,793 - Oh. 1007 00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:14,103 - Wow. 1008 00:35:14,172 --> 00:35:15,620 - From geisha to samurai in one simple change. 1009 00:35:15,689 --> 00:35:17,241 - Yeah. - Wow. 1010 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:18,586 - It's giving AI. 1011 00:35:18,655 --> 00:35:19,655 It's giving Gaul. 1012 00:35:19,724 --> 00:35:21,000 It's giving dangerous. 1013 00:35:21,068 --> 00:35:23,137 It's giving artificial fashion. 1014 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:24,551 - She has a point. 1015 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:25,586 Actually, two of them. 1016 00:35:25,655 --> 00:35:26,620 - Yes. 1017 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,344 ♪ Hustle that thing ♪ 1018 00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:30,103 Up next, Roxxxy Andrews. 1019 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:31,655 - [gasps] 1020 00:35:31,724 --> 00:35:33,172 - You know, on a clear day, you can see Pacoima. 1021 00:35:33,241 --> 00:35:35,068 - [laughs] 1022 00:35:35,137 --> 00:35:38,137 - She is a '50s housewife doll, honey. 1023 00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:40,379 And, baby, this doll is full of surprises. 1024 00:35:40,448 --> 00:35:41,448 - It's Doris Day to night. 1025 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:42,896 - Wow. 1026 00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:44,689 - Once again, I made this outfit myself. 1027 00:35:44,758 --> 00:35:46,931 It's just something I take such pride in. 1028 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,931 I'm an All Star. 1029 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,517 And this is why I'm here. 1030 00:35:49,586 --> 00:35:51,206 - If she doesn't win, she should definitely 1031 00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,689 get the constellation prize. 1032 00:35:52,758 --> 00:35:54,172 - Yeah. 1033 00:35:54,241 --> 00:35:55,758 - ♪ But you better get to stepping ♪ 1034 00:35:55,827 --> 00:35:57,275 Up next, Gottmik. - Ooh. 1035 00:35:57,344 --> 00:35:58,758 - Suited and booted. 1036 00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:02,586 - I am just the most basic, normal, 1037 00:36:02,655 --> 00:36:05,793 everyday 9:00-to-5:00 man. 1038 00:36:05,862 --> 00:36:08,413 [judges exclaiming] 1039 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:10,379 - Victor/Victoria's Secret. 1040 00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:12,827 [laughter] 1041 00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:14,206 - Peekaboo, gorg. 1042 00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:16,896 This business womana has assets, honey. 1043 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:18,344 [laughs] 1044 00:36:18,413 --> 00:36:22,517 - She's got a head for business and an ass for sin. 1045 00:36:22,586 --> 00:36:25,034 [laughter] 1046 00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:26,103 ♪ Get it ♪ 1047 00:36:26,172 --> 00:36:27,275 Up next, Jorgeous. 1048 00:36:27,344 --> 00:36:29,000 - "Sex and the City." 1049 00:36:29,068 --> 00:36:32,655 - For my day to night Ruveal, I'm living my '70s fantasy. 1050 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,724 I'm wearing this sickening white dress, 1051 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,655 just being cutesy-bootsy. 1052 00:36:36,724 --> 00:36:40,137 And then when it comes nighttime, it's a disco mama. 1053 00:36:40,206 --> 00:36:43,655 - Oh, this girl has spun out of control. 1054 00:36:43,724 --> 00:36:45,517 - Welcome to the Fringe Festival. 1055 00:36:45,586 --> 00:36:46,896 - Bitch, I'm feeling so sickening. 1056 00:36:46,965 --> 00:36:48,551 My body's all golden. 1057 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,655 And I feel very '70s. 1058 00:36:50,724 --> 00:36:52,551 - Come on, "Solid Gold" dancer. - Yes. 1059 00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:55,793 ♪ Hustle that thing ♪ 1060 00:36:55,862 --> 00:36:58,896 - Up next, Angeria Paris VanMicheals. 1061 00:36:58,965 --> 00:37:00,655 - Ooh. - Yes. 1062 00:37:00,724 --> 00:37:03,413 - Yes, it's an Erykah Badu, not an Erykah ba-don't. 1063 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:06,793 - I am sauntering down the runway, OK? 1064 00:37:06,862 --> 00:37:10,310 I am feeling my oats and revealing to a beautiful gown. 1065 00:37:10,379 --> 00:37:12,344 - Oh, well, the cat's out of the bag now. 1066 00:37:12,413 --> 00:37:14,068 - Definitely. - Ooh. 1067 00:37:14,137 --> 00:37:15,482 - Hairpiece, check. 1068 00:37:15,551 --> 00:37:17,620 Beautiful gown, check. 1069 00:37:17,689 --> 00:37:19,275 Mug, check. 1070 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:23,068 I feel like the ultimate motherfucking drag goddess. 1071 00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:25,413 - Now if she'd only shaved the other arm. 1072 00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:26,896 [laughter] 1073 00:37:26,965 --> 00:37:28,413 - ♪ Get it ♪ 1074 00:37:28,482 --> 00:37:30,827 Up next is Vanjie. 1075 00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:32,620 - Ooh. - Aw. 1076 00:37:32,689 --> 00:37:34,413 - Ooh, she makes a very pretty woman. 1077 00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:35,793 - Yeah. [laughs] 1078 00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,724 - I'm bringing you the ultimate 1079 00:37:37,793 --> 00:37:39,862 romantic movie, "Pretty Woman." 1080 00:37:39,931 --> 00:37:41,310 - Big mistake. - Huge. 1081 00:37:41,379 --> 00:37:43,000 both: Huge. - [laughs] 1082 00:37:43,068 --> 00:37:46,068 - I'm looking expensive with my little shopping bag. 1083 00:37:46,137 --> 00:37:48,000 - This ain't her first Rodeo Drive. 1084 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:49,103 - No. 1085 00:37:49,172 --> 00:37:50,689 - Now it's time for my date. 1086 00:37:50,758 --> 00:37:52,758 And I got my little red gown, just like Julia Roberts. 1087 00:37:52,827 --> 00:37:54,137 - ♪ Hustling, hustling ♪ 1088 00:37:54,206 --> 00:37:56,206 - Looking like old, rich money. 1089 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,344 The around-the-way girl's moving up. 1090 00:37:58,413 --> 00:38:00,241 - Don't forget, she doesn't kiss on the lips. 1091 00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:02,482 [laughter] 1092 00:38:02,551 --> 00:38:05,896 - ♪ Hustle that thing for me ♪ 1093 00:38:05,965 --> 00:38:07,586 [laughing] 1094 00:38:10,965 --> 00:38:12,275 - [laughing] 1095 00:38:12,344 --> 00:38:13,758 [upbeat music] 1096 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:15,275 Welcome, queens. 1097 00:38:15,344 --> 00:38:17,896 Let's look at your hot property packages. 1098 00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:20,862 First up, Nina and Shannel. 1099 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:23,586 Pretty Dead Realty. 1100 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:28,034 - Hi, there, and welcome to sunny Salem. 1101 00:38:28,103 --> 00:38:31,206 - [laughs] - My name is Cassandra Karloff. 1102 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:34,172 - And I'm Yvonne Gracie Tombs. 1103 00:38:34,241 --> 00:38:38,137 - Ghoul friends, Salem is a town like no other. 1104 00:38:38,206 --> 00:38:39,965 - And you can't beat the weather. 1105 00:38:40,034 --> 00:38:41,172 Seasonal depression? 1106 00:38:41,241 --> 00:38:42,241 We've got it. 1107 00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:43,517 [laughter] 1108 00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:46,413 And these home deals will have you screaming. 1109 00:38:46,482 --> 00:38:47,448 [laughs evilly] 1110 00:38:47,517 --> 00:38:48,896 [clears throat] 1111 00:38:48,965 --> 00:38:52,172 - Built during the height of the Salem Witch trials... 1112 00:38:52,241 --> 00:38:53,655 - This charming estate 1113 00:38:53,724 --> 00:38:56,551 has a very motivated and terrified seller 1114 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:59,758 ready to make a deal with the Devil and you. 1115 00:38:59,827 --> 00:39:01,517 both: Could you just die? 1116 00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:03,137 [laughter] 1117 00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:05,068 - And you may have to, to get in on this deal. 1118 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:06,724 [laughs] 1119 00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,655 The home features a grand foyer 1120 00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:10,689 with peeling paint and crumbling tiles. 1121 00:39:10,758 --> 00:39:12,275 Now, talk about shabby chic. 1122 00:39:12,344 --> 00:39:14,000 [laughter] 1123 00:39:14,068 --> 00:39:17,241 Also, a deluxe chef's kitchen complete with a walk-in oven 1124 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:20,448 and giant meat locker. 1125 00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:24,758 - It also has a ballroom with its very own piano, 1126 00:39:24,827 --> 00:39:29,034 played 24 hours a day by, of course, 1127 00:39:29,103 --> 00:39:32,000 the ghost of Liberace! 1128 00:39:32,068 --> 00:39:33,448 [laughter] 1129 00:39:33,517 --> 00:39:35,965 - Follow the dark, winding road 1130 00:39:36,034 --> 00:39:38,000 to your very own four-car garage, 1131 00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:40,551 perfect for when she already done had herses, 1132 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:42,034 for his and her hearses. 1133 00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:43,379 [laughter] 1134 00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:46,275 - Now, sure, you can't put a price on luxury. 1135 00:39:46,344 --> 00:39:48,896 But we'll sell it for a simple price of... 1136 00:39:48,965 --> 00:39:50,931 [demonic voice] Your soul. 1137 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,379 [dramatic music] 1138 00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:53,551 - What a deal! 1139 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:54,586 [laughter] 1140 00:39:54,655 --> 00:39:56,275 both: Pretty Dead Realty. 1141 00:39:56,344 --> 00:39:59,862 We know how to nail 'em in Salem. 1142 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,482 [laughter] 1143 00:40:02,551 --> 00:40:05,793 - Up next, Plastique and Roxxxy. 1144 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,448 Keepa Cummins Real Estate. 1145 00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:10,241 Let's take a look. 1146 00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:12,379 [country music] 1147 00:40:12,448 --> 00:40:14,241 [both humming] 1148 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:15,310 - Hi. 1149 00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:16,551 I'm Mary Jo. 1150 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,034 - And I'm Betty Jo. 1151 00:40:18,103 --> 00:40:20,517 - From the Keepa Cummins Real Estate 1152 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,172 in Tumbleweed, Texas... 1153 00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:23,862 'cause once you come-- 1154 00:40:23,931 --> 00:40:27,034 - You can't help but keepa cummin'. 1155 00:40:27,103 --> 00:40:29,206 - Do you have no credit? 1156 00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:30,689 - Who cares? 1157 00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:33,034 - Do you have a criminal record? 1158 00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:34,344 - Who cares? 1159 00:40:34,413 --> 00:40:36,413 - Just give us your Social Security number 1160 00:40:36,482 --> 00:40:39,379 and your mother's maiden name, and we'll do the rest. 1161 00:40:39,448 --> 00:40:40,827 - I live! 1162 00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:42,275 [laughter] 1163 00:40:42,344 --> 00:40:45,758 - Act now to get this here one-of-a-kind home. 1164 00:40:45,827 --> 00:40:49,275 - For a small price of two mules and one donkey. 1165 00:40:49,344 --> 00:40:53,000 - This here is your future humble abode. 1166 00:40:54,517 --> 00:40:56,344 both: Well, there it is. 1167 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:57,517 [laughter] 1168 00:40:57,586 --> 00:41:00,379 - It includes an open floor plan. 1169 00:41:00,448 --> 00:41:02,241 - It's as open as Betty Jo's legs 1170 00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:05,137 at the saloon's second stall on a Wednesday night. 1171 00:41:05,206 --> 00:41:08,034 - Mary Jo. 1172 00:41:08,103 --> 00:41:09,827 Where's the lie? 1173 00:41:09,896 --> 00:41:12,827 - You might be asking yourself, how many bathrooms? 1174 00:41:12,896 --> 00:41:14,724 - Well, none. 1175 00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:16,103 [laughter] 1176 00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:18,275 - But what you do get is this here outhouse, 1177 00:41:18,344 --> 00:41:19,827 where you can be... 1178 00:41:19,896 --> 00:41:22,068 both: ♪ Shitting while you pissing ♪ 1179 00:41:22,137 --> 00:41:26,620 ♪ Shitting while you pissing at the same time ♪ 1180 00:41:26,689 --> 00:41:29,206 - Why should you live here, you ask? 1181 00:41:29,275 --> 00:41:31,344 - Well, that's a stupid question. 1182 00:41:31,413 --> 00:41:33,758 Why not? 1183 00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:34,965 [crow caws] 1184 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,896 Don't forget. I'm Mary Jo. 1185 00:41:36,965 --> 00:41:39,034 - And I'm Betty Jo. 1186 00:41:39,103 --> 00:41:41,482 both: From the Keepa Cummins Real Estate. 1187 00:41:41,551 --> 00:41:43,241 - 'Cause once you come... 1188 00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:46,586 - You just can't help but keepa cummin'. 1189 00:41:46,655 --> 00:41:49,103 both: Y'all come back now, you hear? 1190 00:41:50,448 --> 00:41:51,689 - Oh, my God. 1191 00:41:51,758 --> 00:41:54,206 [laughter] 1192 00:41:54,275 --> 00:41:57,655 Up next, Gottmik and Jorgeous. 1193 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,413 Cher & Tiff Real Estate. 1194 00:42:00,482 --> 00:42:02,172 Take a look. 1195 00:42:02,241 --> 00:42:03,862 - Is this you? 1196 00:42:03,931 --> 00:42:06,379 - Oh, my God. It's so hot in here. 1197 00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:08,413 Somebody help me, please. 1198 00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:11,206 - Well, do we have the property for you. 1199 00:42:11,275 --> 00:42:14,724 - ♪ Driven to be the best ♪ 1200 00:42:14,793 --> 00:42:15,724 - Hi. 1201 00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:16,965 I'm Cheryl Lynn. 1202 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,862 - And I'm Tiffany. 1203 00:42:18,931 --> 00:42:21,586 - And we're from Cher & Tiff Real Estate. 1204 00:42:21,655 --> 00:42:24,482 - We're sisters who flip homes and flip fuck. 1205 00:42:24,551 --> 00:42:26,586 - [laughs] 1206 00:42:26,655 --> 00:42:27,724 [both sighing] 1207 00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:30,379 - We are in Frosty Tits, Alaska. 1208 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:32,275 - Girl, it's Bits. 1209 00:42:32,344 --> 00:42:34,241 - Ugh, whatever. 1210 00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:38,206 You can get this spacious igloo for the cool price of... 1211 00:42:38,275 --> 00:42:40,724 a bag of ice. 1212 00:42:40,793 --> 00:42:43,344 - You may say, "it's just ice." 1213 00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:47,068 But this location has it all. 1214 00:42:47,137 --> 00:42:50,275 - Relaxing outdoor plunge pools. 1215 00:42:50,344 --> 00:42:52,379 both: Ooh. 1216 00:42:52,448 --> 00:42:54,620 - Outdoor plumbing with a view. 1217 00:42:54,689 --> 00:42:56,689 both: Wow. 1218 00:42:56,758 --> 00:42:58,896 - Unpredictable stairs. 1219 00:42:58,965 --> 00:43:01,551 - Whoa. 1220 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,000 - Hope you have insurance. 1221 00:43:03,068 --> 00:43:04,137 - [laughs] 1222 00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:05,793 - Fabulous ground transportation. 1223 00:43:05,862 --> 00:43:09,000 - What better way to get some head than on a sled? 1224 00:43:09,068 --> 00:43:10,241 - [laughs] - Hurry up, bitch. 1225 00:43:10,310 --> 00:43:11,275 I got some dick to suck. 1226 00:43:11,344 --> 00:43:13,206 Mush, mush, mush, bitch. 1227 00:43:13,275 --> 00:43:15,793 - Have you ever wanted to sit by a big hole 1228 00:43:15,862 --> 00:43:17,448 while fish stare at you? 1229 00:43:17,517 --> 00:43:19,758 - Literally all the time! 1230 00:43:19,827 --> 00:43:22,275 - Well, you should move to Frosty Tits. 1231 00:43:22,344 --> 00:43:24,103 - Girl, it's Bits. 1232 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:28,827 both: Now get out there and go flip fuck. 1233 00:43:28,896 --> 00:43:30,586 - ♪ It's the right time ♪ 1234 00:43:30,655 --> 00:43:33,413 ♪ And this is the place to be ♪ 1235 00:43:33,482 --> 00:43:34,517 - Ooh, child. 1236 00:43:34,586 --> 00:43:36,103 [laughter] 1237 00:43:36,172 --> 00:43:39,517 And last but not least, Angie and Vanjie. 1238 00:43:39,586 --> 00:43:41,793 Swamp Pussy Realty. 1239 00:43:41,862 --> 00:43:43,172 - Mm-hmm. - Take a look. 1240 00:43:43,241 --> 00:43:45,275 [laughs] 1241 00:43:45,344 --> 00:43:46,655 [country music] 1242 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:48,862 - Are you a retired Republican? 1243 00:43:48,931 --> 00:43:50,379 - And are you looking for somewhere 1244 00:43:50,448 --> 00:43:51,758 to spend your last days? 1245 00:43:51,827 --> 00:43:53,310 - Well, look no further. 1246 00:43:53,379 --> 00:43:54,586 - I'm Sara Jo. 1247 00:43:54,655 --> 00:43:56,310 And this is my cousin, Becky Sue. 1248 00:43:56,379 --> 00:43:57,965 - And I'm also her sister-in-law. 1249 00:43:58,034 --> 00:43:59,758 - And together, we are... 1250 00:43:59,827 --> 00:44:01,655 both: Swamp Pussy Realty. 1251 00:44:01,724 --> 00:44:04,655 - Where we keep it in the family. 1252 00:44:04,724 --> 00:44:07,137 - You will love living here at Gator Glades. 1253 00:44:07,206 --> 00:44:09,896 We're a growing population of 36 people. 1254 00:44:09,965 --> 00:44:11,206 They're all related. 1255 00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:13,000 - It's always super-duper hot. 1256 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:15,241 And the best part-- 1257 00:44:15,310 --> 00:44:16,758 ain't no gay people. 1258 00:44:16,827 --> 00:44:18,586 [laughter] 1259 00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:20,862 - If all this sounds good to you, 1260 00:44:20,931 --> 00:44:23,241 then today is your lucky day 1261 00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:27,344 because we have a property that's ready right now. 1262 00:44:27,413 --> 00:44:28,827 - It's not a shack. 1263 00:44:28,896 --> 00:44:30,793 - It's not a chateau. 1264 00:44:30,862 --> 00:44:32,034 - It's a... both: Shack-teau. 1265 00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:35,172 - Oh! - [laughs] 1266 00:44:35,241 --> 00:44:37,103 - See what we did there? All right. 1267 00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:40,931 This lovely, spacious 100-square-foot home 1268 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,517 has an air mattress that was owned by the previous owner. 1269 00:44:44,586 --> 00:44:45,620 Sorry. 1270 00:44:45,689 --> 00:44:48,344 And a lovely mosquito net. 1271 00:44:48,413 --> 00:44:49,551 Now, ain't that fancy? 1272 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,620 - And when you gotta go to the bathroom, 1273 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,206 it's only a boat ride across the swamp. 1274 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,896 We advise you not to go after 7:00 PM. 1275 00:44:56,965 --> 00:44:59,310 - That's how we lost Uncle Raydell. 1276 00:44:59,379 --> 00:45:01,793 Oh, let's pour one out for him. 1277 00:45:01,862 --> 00:45:03,137 - Big one. Oh, do a big one. 1278 00:45:03,206 --> 00:45:05,137 - Hey, got to pour out a lot. - Big old boy. 1279 00:45:05,206 --> 00:45:06,137 - Oh, yeah. 1280 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:07,586 ♪ ♪ 1281 00:45:07,655 --> 00:45:08,620 - Damn. 1282 00:45:08,689 --> 00:45:09,862 - Left me hanging, this man. 1283 00:45:09,931 --> 00:45:11,310 [laughter] 1284 00:45:11,379 --> 00:45:13,793 - This cozy shack-teau is on the market for the low, 1285 00:45:13,862 --> 00:45:17,241 low price of $300 and a pack of cigs. 1286 00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:18,689 - So don't you wait. 1287 00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:21,310 Come get it today and come see us at... 1288 00:45:21,379 --> 00:45:25,586 both: Swamp Pussy Realty, where we keep it in the family. 1289 00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:26,896 - Keep it in the family. 1290 00:45:26,965 --> 00:45:28,586 - Keep it in the family. - Keep it in the family. 1291 00:45:28,655 --> 00:45:30,034 - Keep it in the family. 1292 00:45:30,103 --> 00:45:32,551 - Keep it in the family. - Keep it in the family. 1293 00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:33,689 ♪ ♪ 1294 00:45:33,758 --> 00:45:35,172 - Oh, my gosh. 1295 00:45:35,241 --> 00:45:37,620 [laughter] 1296 00:45:37,689 --> 00:45:39,413 [laughing] 1297 00:45:42,896 --> 00:45:44,793 - [laughing] 1298 00:45:44,862 --> 00:45:47,310 Welcome back, All Stars. 1299 00:45:47,379 --> 00:45:51,241 Tonight I'll name the top two All Stars of the week. 1300 00:45:51,310 --> 00:45:55,241 Each will receive a Beautiful Benefactress Badge. 1301 00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:57,413 Time for the judges' critiques. 1302 00:45:57,482 --> 00:46:00,310 Let's start with Nina West and Shannel. 1303 00:46:00,379 --> 00:46:02,103 - First of all, I love real estate. 1304 00:46:02,172 --> 00:46:05,034 Zillow is my porn, so I was really into this. 1305 00:46:05,103 --> 00:46:06,586 [laughter] 1306 00:46:06,655 --> 00:46:10,413 You guys really embraced the whole real estate of it all. 1307 00:46:10,482 --> 00:46:12,068 The writing was so delicious. 1308 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:14,448 And you were so fun to direct. 1309 00:46:14,517 --> 00:46:16,068 - You're both such great entertainers. 1310 00:46:16,137 --> 00:46:17,758 And you really brought that to this challenge. 1311 00:46:17,827 --> 00:46:19,310 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1312 00:46:19,379 --> 00:46:22,379 - Shannel, your runway was super fabulous and glamorous, 1313 00:46:22,448 --> 00:46:24,137 as Shannel always is. 1314 00:46:24,206 --> 00:46:25,310 - Appreciate that. 1315 00:46:25,379 --> 00:46:27,655 - What you do so well is presentation. 1316 00:46:27,724 --> 00:46:29,068 And I think the way you presented 1317 00:46:29,137 --> 00:46:31,482 this look on the runway was at the very top. 1318 00:46:31,551 --> 00:46:32,586 - Thank you. 1319 00:46:32,655 --> 00:46:34,241 - Nina, you always have a theme. 1320 00:46:34,310 --> 00:46:36,310 You followed it through, from your Flying Nun 1321 00:46:36,379 --> 00:46:37,655 to your stained glass 1322 00:46:37,724 --> 00:46:39,413 to your "God is a drag queen" moment. 1323 00:46:39,482 --> 00:46:43,206 It was fun and camp and adorable, as always. 1324 00:46:43,275 --> 00:46:45,068 The only thing that would've made this 1325 00:46:45,137 --> 00:46:46,344 a little bit better was, 1326 00:46:46,413 --> 00:46:48,000 you didn't need the things on your shoes. 1327 00:46:48,068 --> 00:46:49,310 - Totally agree. 1328 00:46:49,379 --> 00:46:51,758 - Next up is Plastique and Roxxxy. 1329 00:46:51,827 --> 00:46:55,655 - This is the comedy duo that I didn't know I needed. 1330 00:46:55,724 --> 00:46:58,448 - [laughs] - You were so funny together. 1331 00:46:58,517 --> 00:47:02,517 Roxxxy, I love queens who are not afraid of looking stupid. 1332 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:04,724 I mean, you just went there 1333 00:47:04,793 --> 00:47:07,000 with a Tina Turner wig and a blacked-out tooth. 1334 00:47:07,068 --> 00:47:08,793 [laughter] - You had a good time. 1335 00:47:08,862 --> 00:47:10,034 You looked amazing. 1336 00:47:10,103 --> 00:47:11,689 You were the straight guy to her foil. 1337 00:47:11,758 --> 00:47:13,172 - [laughs] 1338 00:47:13,241 --> 00:47:17,344 - Plastique, I was so blown away by what you did. 1339 00:47:17,413 --> 00:47:21,724 I was so proud of you for allowing yourself to get ugly 1340 00:47:21,793 --> 00:47:24,275 and to get crunchy and to have fun. 1341 00:47:24,344 --> 00:47:25,655 - Thank you. 1342 00:47:25,724 --> 00:47:28,517 - These runway looks, I mean, Roxxxy, 1343 00:47:28,586 --> 00:47:31,586 you gave us literally, like, daytime to evening, 1344 00:47:31,655 --> 00:47:33,275 such a chic look. 1345 00:47:33,344 --> 00:47:36,068 And the print is all very, like, Dolce & Gabbana to me. 1346 00:47:36,137 --> 00:47:37,517 It's just gorgeous. - Thank you. 1347 00:47:37,586 --> 00:47:39,275 - Roxxxy, did you make this outfit? 1348 00:47:39,344 --> 00:47:40,275 - Yes, ma'am. 1349 00:47:40,344 --> 00:47:42,137 - Oh, it's just so beautiful. 1350 00:47:42,206 --> 00:47:45,965 - And then, Plastique, this was an extravaganza of glamour. 1351 00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:49,689 The purple number had such flow and such drama on the stage. 1352 00:47:49,758 --> 00:47:52,034 And then you gave us the total opposite of that, 1353 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:56,482 this pared-down, warrior, modern-armor bodysuit. 1354 00:47:56,551 --> 00:47:57,965 - I love those knives. 1355 00:47:58,034 --> 00:47:59,758 I didn't know whether you were gonna 1356 00:47:59,827 --> 00:48:02,379 cut a bitch or open your mail. [laughter] 1357 00:48:02,448 --> 00:48:04,827 - Boy, did I laugh out loud. 1358 00:48:04,896 --> 00:48:09,551 So funny and so unexpected from Ms. Plastique. 1359 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,448 This was a tour de force. 1360 00:48:11,517 --> 00:48:13,862 This was outrageous. 1361 00:48:13,931 --> 00:48:16,551 Thank you, ladies. both: Thank you so much. 1362 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:19,586 - Up next, Jorgeous and Gottmik. 1363 00:48:19,655 --> 00:48:22,862 - Originally, you started out as the flip fuckers. 1364 00:48:22,931 --> 00:48:25,103 And I was like, flip fucker, I'm in. 1365 00:48:25,172 --> 00:48:26,689 [laughter] 1366 00:48:26,758 --> 00:48:30,068 But then I didn't feel like it went anywhere past that. 1367 00:48:30,137 --> 00:48:33,827 Having said that, you were both so confident in your delivery. 1368 00:48:33,896 --> 00:48:36,206 Gottmik, you were so theatrical. 1369 00:48:36,275 --> 00:48:38,827 - Jorgeous, I loved your wardrobe changes. 1370 00:48:38,896 --> 00:48:40,655 I thought you embraced the character. 1371 00:48:40,724 --> 00:48:42,862 I just think you could go even further. 1372 00:48:42,931 --> 00:48:44,586 - You two were adorable together. 1373 00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:48,172 It's just comparatively of how ridiculous these kids were, 1374 00:48:48,241 --> 00:48:50,551 you need to just take the caliber of it 1375 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:51,793 to the stratosphere. 1376 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:53,517 - Absolutely. - 100%. 1377 00:48:53,586 --> 00:48:56,551 - But the runway looks, Gottmik, I think we all were, 1378 00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:58,931 as the kids say, gagged and gooped when you turned around. 1379 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,241 [laughter] 1380 00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:02,275 And that's what a Ruveal is all about. 1381 00:49:02,344 --> 00:49:04,310 - Jorgeous, this look is so adorable. 1382 00:49:04,379 --> 00:49:05,827 - Thank you. 1383 00:49:05,896 --> 00:49:07,931 - Where you're going in the daytime in the first look, 1384 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,172 I have no idea. 1385 00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:10,517 But you're certainly somebody 1386 00:49:10,586 --> 00:49:12,655 who I would hang out with during the day. 1387 00:49:12,724 --> 00:49:15,517 Absolutely dynamic. 1388 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:17,724 - Jorgeous, are you feeling some kind of way? 1389 00:49:17,793 --> 00:49:20,137 [somber music] 1390 00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:22,689 - [crying softly, sniffles] Yes, I just, like-- 1391 00:49:22,758 --> 00:49:24,827 I just feel like I keep on letting you down 1392 00:49:24,896 --> 00:49:26,413 and, like... [sobbing] 1393 00:49:26,482 --> 00:49:27,517 - Jorgeous, you killed it. 1394 00:49:27,586 --> 00:49:28,965 - Just so embarrassed. Like-- 1395 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,689 - No, you literally did so good. 1396 00:49:30,758 --> 00:49:33,551 What are you talking about? - [sniffles] Sorry. 1397 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,551 - You don't have to apologize. 1398 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:38,379 Part of this process is to break down 1399 00:49:38,448 --> 00:49:39,965 and then to build back up. 1400 00:49:40,034 --> 00:49:42,620 But we're here to tell you that you have it. 1401 00:49:42,689 --> 00:49:44,275 You've got it. 1402 00:49:44,344 --> 00:49:46,241 You know, every time I see you do that thing with your hands 1403 00:49:46,310 --> 00:49:50,517 where you go like this, that is fucking hilarious. 1404 00:49:50,586 --> 00:49:52,862 You know, Jorgeous, in drag, out of drag, 1405 00:49:52,931 --> 00:49:55,655 you are gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 1406 00:49:55,724 --> 00:49:57,655 [laughter] 1407 00:49:57,724 --> 00:50:00,862 And so, if you were to play someone really butch-- 1408 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:02,413 - Like a foreman on a construction site? 1409 00:50:02,482 --> 00:50:03,689 - Yes. - Right. 1410 00:50:03,758 --> 00:50:05,482 - You'd be doing all of this and this. 1411 00:50:05,551 --> 00:50:07,172 And what's the other thing? 1412 00:50:07,241 --> 00:50:09,241 Oh, you do this. Yeah. 1413 00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:13,965 [laughing] 1414 00:50:14,034 --> 00:50:17,000 That would be so hilarious for you. 1415 00:50:17,068 --> 00:50:20,344 That is where your comedy lies. 1416 00:50:20,413 --> 00:50:22,000 [laughs] 1417 00:50:22,068 --> 00:50:23,689 - Thank you, Ru. Thank you, guys. 1418 00:50:23,758 --> 00:50:25,413 - Thank you. Thank you. 1419 00:50:25,482 --> 00:50:28,344 Up next, Angeria and Ms. Vanjie. 1420 00:50:28,413 --> 00:50:30,827 - Well, Swamp Pussy Realty, I don't know 1421 00:50:30,896 --> 00:50:33,172 if your pussies were on fire, but they were very muggy. 1422 00:50:33,241 --> 00:50:35,344 [laughter] And I enjoyed it. 1423 00:50:35,413 --> 00:50:38,551 - What I liked about you two, you went in. 1424 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:39,862 You leaned heavy on the stupid. 1425 00:50:39,931 --> 00:50:43,103 It was funny-- hillbillies, check-- 1426 00:50:43,172 --> 00:50:46,379 and yet different from Plastique and Roxxxy. 1427 00:50:46,448 --> 00:50:48,862 - Angeria, there's a warmth in you that just comes out. 1428 00:50:48,931 --> 00:50:51,137 And you have that genuine country voice 1429 00:50:51,206 --> 00:50:52,724 that really served you well in this. 1430 00:50:52,793 --> 00:50:55,310 - Vanjie, when you act or do improvs, 1431 00:50:55,379 --> 00:50:57,551 you feel the need to put on a voice. 1432 00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:58,896 [laughter] 1433 00:50:58,965 --> 00:51:00,379 - I'm not putting on a voice. That's my voice. 1434 00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:01,551 - No. 1435 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:02,896 [laughter] 1436 00:51:02,965 --> 00:51:04,965 - Today is your lucky day. 1437 00:51:05,034 --> 00:51:06,724 - You go...[babbling] 1438 00:51:06,793 --> 00:51:08,379 [laughter] 1439 00:51:08,448 --> 00:51:10,793 And it kills me every time. 1440 00:51:10,862 --> 00:51:12,482 - It's so distinctive. 1441 00:51:12,551 --> 00:51:14,310 And it's a billion-dollar asset. 1442 00:51:14,379 --> 00:51:17,000 And, Vanjie, the Julia Roberts references 1443 00:51:17,068 --> 00:51:19,482 on the runway were so spot-on. 1444 00:51:19,551 --> 00:51:21,965 Dressing like this shows off a different, elegant side 1445 00:51:22,034 --> 00:51:24,172 of you that's really exciting. 1446 00:51:24,241 --> 00:51:26,586 - [country accent] Our little Vanjie is growed all up. 1447 00:51:26,655 --> 00:51:29,517 She's a pretty woman now. 1448 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,586 - Angeria, I love a mixed pattern. 1449 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:33,724 But this is three patterns in a row. 1450 00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:35,896 So I almost wish that turban part was black. 1451 00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:37,931 - [normal voice] Michelle's right about the headband. 1452 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 I can forgive that because everything there is 1453 00:51:40,068 --> 00:51:43,172 just so gorgeous, so elegant. 1454 00:51:43,241 --> 00:51:47,172 - And you are such a pro at selling the garment. 1455 00:51:47,241 --> 00:51:50,517 When you presented this, it just flowed so beautifully. 1456 00:51:50,586 --> 00:51:53,034 And it has glamour and sophistication. 1457 00:51:53,103 --> 00:51:54,413 - Thank you. 1458 00:51:54,482 --> 00:51:56,310 - Love it, love it, love it. - Thank you, mama. 1459 00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:59,000 - Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough. 1460 00:51:59,068 --> 00:52:00,896 While you untuck backstage, 1461 00:52:00,965 --> 00:52:03,137 the judges and I will deliberate. 1462 00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:04,655 You may leave the stage. 1463 00:52:04,724 --> 00:52:05,931 - Thank you. - Bye. 1464 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,344 Thank you. 1465 00:52:07,413 --> 00:52:08,931 [engine starting] 1466 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,689 - Now we need to choose the top two All Stars of the week. 1467 00:52:11,758 --> 00:52:16,103 Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think? 1468 00:52:16,172 --> 00:52:18,379 - Nina and Shannel as Pretty Dead Realty 1469 00:52:18,448 --> 00:52:21,275 stood out for me because they were playing with the macabre. 1470 00:52:21,344 --> 00:52:22,827 They were giving us "The Addams Family," 1471 00:52:22,896 --> 00:52:24,448 "The Munsters." 1472 00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,862 I thought it was really hokey and really funny. 1473 00:52:26,931 --> 00:52:29,310 - You know, I agree that the concept was well thought out. 1474 00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:31,551 But I felt they kept hitting the same note. 1475 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:35,034 How many macabre, dead-people jokes can I get in there? 1476 00:52:35,103 --> 00:52:36,379 - More! 1477 00:52:36,448 --> 00:52:37,724 - I felt like I was watching a TV pilot 1478 00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:39,206 for "Bring Back My Ghouls." 1479 00:52:39,275 --> 00:52:40,206 It was beautiful. 1480 00:52:40,275 --> 00:52:41,379 [laughter] Yes. 1481 00:52:41,448 --> 00:52:43,655 - The performance was "spooktacular." 1482 00:52:43,724 --> 00:52:46,034 And then their runway looks, I like them. 1483 00:52:46,103 --> 00:52:47,551 They're not my favorite of the night. 1484 00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:48,896 - Yeah, yeah. 1485 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:52,241 I laughed out loud at Plastique and Roxxxy. 1486 00:52:52,310 --> 00:52:55,689 I thought they were hilarious and really unexpected 1487 00:52:55,758 --> 00:52:59,241 because of Plastique's magnanimous performance. 1488 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:02,034 - And their runway looks were unbeatable tonight. 1489 00:53:02,103 --> 00:53:05,931 - Both the creations that Plastique wore were beyond. 1490 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,862 - The fact that Roxxxy made that outfit, that it was 1491 00:53:08,931 --> 00:53:10,827 reversible, unbelievable. - Mm-hmm. 1492 00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:14,172 - Angeria and Vanjie, they were both so much fun on the runway 1493 00:53:14,241 --> 00:53:15,344 and in their sketch. 1494 00:53:15,413 --> 00:53:17,275 - Their chemistry together, so great. 1495 00:53:17,344 --> 00:53:20,620 And the concept they came up with was--it was perfect. 1496 00:53:20,689 --> 00:53:22,172 - Vanjie was giving us, you know, 1497 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:23,689 elegant "Pretty Woman." 1498 00:53:23,758 --> 00:53:26,034 And that range is exactly what you hope to see 1499 00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:27,586 when someone comes back to "All Stars." 1500 00:53:27,655 --> 00:53:28,965 - I love Angeria. 1501 00:53:29,034 --> 00:53:30,724 I love how she works that runway. 1502 00:53:30,793 --> 00:53:32,206 - I thought the dress was great. 1503 00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:33,931 And I thought the presentation was even better. 1504 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,379 - All right, silence. 1505 00:53:35,448 --> 00:53:37,758 I've made my decision. 1506 00:53:37,827 --> 00:53:39,827 Bring back my All Stars. 1507 00:53:39,896 --> 00:53:41,517 [laughing] 1508 00:53:44,862 --> 00:53:46,758 - [laughing] 1509 00:53:46,827 --> 00:53:48,551 Welcome back, All Stars. 1510 00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:52,103 Based on your hot property packages 1511 00:53:52,172 --> 00:53:56,896 and your day-to-night runway presentations, 1512 00:53:56,965 --> 00:53:59,068 I've made some decisions. 1513 00:53:59,137 --> 00:54:02,965 The top two All Stars of the week are... 1514 00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:05,965 [suspenseful music] 1515 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:07,620 ♪ ♪ 1516 00:54:07,689 --> 00:54:08,620 Plastique... 1517 00:54:08,689 --> 00:54:10,344 ♪ ♪ 1518 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:11,965 And Roxxxy Andrews. 1519 00:54:12,034 --> 00:54:14,241 - Ahh! - Shut the fuck up! 1520 00:54:14,310 --> 00:54:16,758 [applause] 1521 00:54:16,827 --> 00:54:19,172 - I love you. I love you. 1522 00:54:19,241 --> 00:54:20,551 - Condragulations. - Thank you. 1523 00:54:20,620 --> 00:54:22,034 Thank you. Thank you. 1524 00:54:22,103 --> 00:54:26,000 - You've each earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge. 1525 00:54:26,068 --> 00:54:28,896 And you're both one step closer 1526 00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:32,310 to winning the $200,000 grand prize 1527 00:54:32,379 --> 00:54:33,758 for your charity. 1528 00:54:33,827 --> 00:54:35,034 - Thank you so much. 1529 00:54:35,103 --> 00:54:37,103 - Ladykins, the rest of you can take a seat. 1530 00:54:37,172 --> 00:54:38,275 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1531 00:54:38,344 --> 00:54:39,379 - Thank you. 1532 00:54:39,448 --> 00:54:40,931 - Have fun, bitches. 1533 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,931 [indistinct chatter] 1534 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,793 ♪ ♪ 1535 00:54:45,862 --> 00:54:48,172 - What? - My queen. 1536 00:54:48,241 --> 00:54:51,413 - Two All Stars stand before me. 1537 00:54:51,482 --> 00:54:53,931 Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, 1538 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,758 win $10,000 for your charity, 1539 00:54:57,827 --> 00:55:00,896 and earn the power to cut off one 1540 00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,724 of your fellow queens from receiving 1541 00:55:03,793 --> 00:55:07,448 a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week. 1542 00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:09,862 ♪ ♪ 1543 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:12,620 The time has come for you 1544 00:55:12,689 --> 00:55:17,931 to lip-synch for your charity! 1545 00:55:19,206 --> 00:55:21,793 - It's the Battle of the Dolls. 1546 00:55:21,862 --> 00:55:23,931 And, bitch, I'm excited. 1547 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,241 Yes, I want to get some coin 1548 00:55:25,310 --> 00:55:27,310 for The Asian American Foundation. 1549 00:55:27,379 --> 00:55:30,206 I haven't won any money for my charity yet. 1550 00:55:30,275 --> 00:55:31,413 - Good luck. 1551 00:55:31,482 --> 00:55:35,586 And don't fuck it up. 1552 00:55:35,655 --> 00:55:39,000 - ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 1553 00:55:39,068 --> 00:55:40,241 - Come on! 1554 00:55:40,310 --> 00:55:41,689 - ♪ Hey, child, I can lick it ♪ 1555 00:55:41,758 --> 00:55:43,103 ♪ I can ride it ♪ 1556 00:55:43,172 --> 00:55:44,000 ♪ While you slippin' and slidin' ♪ 1557 00:55:44,068 --> 00:55:45,379 - Whoo! 1558 00:55:45,448 --> 00:55:46,793 - ♪ I can do all them little tricks ♪ 1559 00:55:46,862 --> 00:55:48,034 ♪ And keep the dick up inside it ♪ 1560 00:55:48,103 --> 00:55:51,896 ♪ He want a F-R-E-A-K ♪ 1561 00:55:51,965 --> 00:55:53,172 ♪ Applications, I write pressure ♪ 1562 00:55:53,241 --> 00:55:54,655 ♪ Because that's what I apply ♪ 1563 00:55:54,724 --> 00:55:55,793 - [purring] 1564 00:55:55,862 --> 00:55:57,068 - ♪ Pressure apply ♪ 1565 00:55:57,137 --> 00:55:58,689 ♪ Can't fuck a regular guy ♪ 1566 00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,241 ♪ Wetter than umbrellas ♪ 1567 00:56:00,310 --> 00:56:02,413 ♪ And stickier than apple pie ♪ 1568 00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:06,517 ♪ I can F-R-E-A-K ♪ 1569 00:56:06,586 --> 00:56:10,448 ♪ F-R-E-A-K ♪ 1570 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:11,896 ♪ A-K, A-K, A-K ♪ 1571 00:56:11,965 --> 00:56:13,862 - Yeah. Hammer time. 1572 00:56:13,931 --> 00:56:16,862 - ♪ F-R-E-A-K ♪ 1573 00:56:16,931 --> 00:56:18,482 ♪ Because what the fuck? This ain't Chanel ♪ 1574 00:56:18,551 --> 00:56:20,034 ♪ Custom down, like what the fuck? ♪ 1575 00:56:20,103 --> 00:56:21,758 ♪ This ain't Burberry, custom brown, he said ♪ 1576 00:56:21,827 --> 00:56:23,448 ♪ Could you throw it back while you touch the ground ♪ 1577 00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:24,689 ♪ And he said, do that pussy purr, I said yep, meow ♪ 1578 00:56:24,758 --> 00:56:26,206 [all exclaiming] 1579 00:56:26,275 --> 00:56:27,758 ♪ Ain't no need for you to double tap ♪ 1580 00:56:27,827 --> 00:56:28,896 ♪ Neither scroll up, keep these bitches ♪ 1581 00:56:28,965 --> 00:56:30,379 ♪ On their toes like Manolo ♪ 1582 00:56:30,448 --> 00:56:31,517 ♪ Be on the lookout when I come through ♪ 1583 00:56:31,586 --> 00:56:33,068 ♪ BOLO, oh ♪ 1584 00:56:33,137 --> 00:56:34,448 - [laughs] 1585 00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:35,931 - ♪ Elegant bitch with a ho glow ♪ 1586 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,275 ♪ If it ain't big, then I won't blow ♪ 1587 00:56:37,344 --> 00:56:38,931 ♪ Eenie, meenie, miney, mo ♪ 1588 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,724 ♪ Fuck is the tea? I just F'd a G ♪ 1589 00:56:40,793 --> 00:56:41,724 ♪ Made him say uhn ♪ 1590 00:56:41,793 --> 00:56:43,103 ♪ Just ask Master P ♪ 1591 00:56:43,172 --> 00:56:44,517 ♪ Ball so hard, I just took a knee ♪ 1592 00:56:44,586 --> 00:56:45,517 ♪ Get me Rocky A$AP ♪ 1593 00:56:45,586 --> 00:56:46,517 ♪ Word to Rih ♪ 1594 00:56:46,586 --> 00:56:47,517 ♪ Just freak ♪ 1595 00:56:47,586 --> 00:56:49,103 ♪ Fre-fre-freak ♪ 1596 00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:50,344 ♪ Some gyal a freak ♪ 1597 00:56:50,413 --> 00:56:51,482 ♪ Gyal a freak ♪ 1598 00:56:51,551 --> 00:56:53,103 ♪ Gyal a freak, freak, freak ♪ 1599 00:56:53,172 --> 00:56:54,896 ♪ I can F-R-E-A-K ♪ 1600 00:56:54,965 --> 00:56:55,896 - Come on. 1601 00:56:55,965 --> 00:56:58,689 - Come on, Plastique, Roxxxy! 1602 00:56:58,758 --> 00:57:00,758 - ♪ E-A-K ♪ 1603 00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:02,172 ♪ F-R-E-A-K ♪ 1604 00:57:02,241 --> 00:57:04,103 - Yes! 1605 00:57:04,172 --> 00:57:05,517 [cheering] 1606 00:57:05,586 --> 00:57:08,000 [applause] 1607 00:57:08,068 --> 00:57:10,344 [cheering] 1608 00:57:10,413 --> 00:57:12,172 - Yes, gorg! 1609 00:57:12,241 --> 00:57:14,655 - All Stars, I've made my decision. 1610 00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:17,655 [dramatic music] 1611 00:57:17,724 --> 00:57:22,413 ♪ ♪ 1612 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,517 Roxxxy Andrews, condragulations. 1613 00:57:25,586 --> 00:57:27,655 You're a winner, baby. 1614 00:57:27,724 --> 00:57:30,000 [laughs] 1615 00:57:30,068 --> 00:57:31,000 - Whoo! 1616 00:57:31,068 --> 00:57:32,206 - [laughs] 1617 00:57:32,275 --> 00:57:33,379 - No. 1618 00:57:33,448 --> 00:57:36,551 - You've won a cash tip of $10,000 1619 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,758 for your charity, Miracle of Love. 1620 00:57:39,827 --> 00:57:41,103 - Thank you. 1621 00:57:41,172 --> 00:57:44,586 - Plastique, you are free to slay another day. 1622 00:57:44,655 --> 00:57:45,758 - Damn. 1623 00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:47,862 No lip-sync wins yet. 1624 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,482 But you know what? 1625 00:57:49,551 --> 00:57:53,689 Roxxxy Andrews is an undefeated lip-sync assassin, 1626 00:57:53,758 --> 00:57:56,655 which makes me feel a little bit better. 1627 00:57:56,724 --> 00:58:00,275 - All Stars, please join Roxxxy onstage. 1628 00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:03,344 [dramatic music] 1629 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:06,689 ♪ ♪ 1630 00:58:06,758 --> 00:58:11,586 Roxxxy, with great power comes great responsibility. 1631 00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:14,655 Using the ruby snippers, 1632 00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:18,931 you need to decide which of your fellow queens 1633 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,965 you'll cut off from receiving 1634 00:58:22,034 --> 00:58:26,517 a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week. 1635 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:30,586 Roxxxy, which sister will you scissor? 1636 00:58:30,655 --> 00:58:33,965 - Last week, I was just like, OK, Angeria cut me. 1637 00:58:34,034 --> 00:58:36,172 So first chance I get, I'm gonna cut her. 1638 00:58:36,241 --> 00:58:37,206 Easy breezy. 1639 00:58:37,275 --> 00:58:38,206 Eye for an eye. 1640 00:58:38,275 --> 00:58:40,275 Now that's done. 1641 00:58:40,344 --> 00:58:42,344 And I don't know who I'm gonna snip. 1642 00:58:42,413 --> 00:58:45,448 It's completely breaking my heart to have to do this. 1643 00:58:45,517 --> 00:58:48,689 Ru, I'm not gonna look at anybody. 1644 00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:50,620 ♪ ♪ 1645 00:58:50,689 --> 00:58:52,620 All I need to know is where Nina is. 1646 00:58:52,689 --> 00:58:55,310 [laughter] 1647 00:58:55,379 --> 00:58:57,344 - Ho, ho, ho! - Oh! 1648 00:58:57,413 --> 00:58:58,344 Where's Nina? 1649 00:58:58,413 --> 00:58:59,482 - I'm at the end, girl. 1650 00:58:59,551 --> 00:59:00,758 I'm at the end. I'm at the end. 1651 00:59:00,827 --> 00:59:01,965 - Keep going. - I'll stop talking. 1652 00:59:02,034 --> 00:59:03,172 - Getting warmer. 1653 00:59:03,241 --> 00:59:04,413 - I honestly don't know where y'all are. 1654 00:59:04,482 --> 00:59:05,620 - I'm sitting over here. I'm over here. 1655 00:59:05,689 --> 00:59:06,758 - We're getting warmer. Just keep going. 1656 00:59:06,827 --> 00:59:08,103 - I just gave her a badge last week. 1657 00:59:08,172 --> 00:59:09,655 What would you like for Christmas, Roxxxy? 1658 00:59:09,724 --> 00:59:10,896 - Keep going. 1659 00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,551 Please don't cut me off. Oh. 1660 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:13,827 - Oh, no, no. 1661 00:59:13,896 --> 00:59:14,827 No. 1662 00:59:14,896 --> 00:59:16,068 Go the other way. 1663 00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:17,344 [laughter] 1664 00:59:17,413 --> 00:59:18,586 - I don't know if I can do this. 1665 00:59:18,655 --> 00:59:19,965 But this is a part of the game. 1666 00:59:20,034 --> 00:59:21,275 So fuck it. 1667 00:59:21,344 --> 00:59:24,068 Wherever I land is gonna be the girl. 1668 00:59:24,137 --> 00:59:25,655 - No, the other way, Roxxxy. 1669 00:59:25,724 --> 00:59:27,000 - You found her. - Christmas is coming. 1670 00:59:27,068 --> 00:59:28,172 - No, no, no, back. 1671 00:59:28,241 --> 00:59:31,827 ♪ ♪ 1672 00:59:31,896 --> 00:59:33,275 - Snip, snip, bitch. 1673 00:59:33,344 --> 00:59:35,827 - Oh, my God. 1674 00:59:35,896 --> 00:59:37,689 ♪ ♪ 1675 00:59:37,758 --> 00:59:39,137 - Is this bitch serious? 1676 00:59:39,206 --> 00:59:40,275 - Turn around. 1677 00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:41,448 - I don't want to. 1678 00:59:41,517 --> 00:59:43,448 - [laughs] 1679 00:59:43,517 --> 00:59:45,517 ♪ ♪ 1680 00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:47,344 - Who is it? 1681 00:59:47,413 --> 00:59:48,724 ♪ ♪ 1682 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,655 No, no, no, no, wait. 1683 00:59:50,724 --> 00:59:52,034 - [laughs] 1684 00:59:52,103 --> 00:59:53,655 - Not your final answer? 1685 00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:54,655 - It's Angeria. 1686 00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:55,827 No, she just got cut. 1687 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,517 I'm not cutting Angeria. I'm not. 1688 00:59:58,586 --> 01:00:00,379 I don't fucking know, man. 1689 01:00:00,448 --> 01:00:03,206 [tense music] 1690 01:00:03,275 --> 01:00:05,517 Ugh. 1691 01:00:05,586 --> 01:00:07,931 ♪ ♪ 1692 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,034 - Cut someone! Do it! 1693 01:00:10,103 --> 01:00:11,896 - Whatever I do, somebody is gonna be mad. 1694 01:00:11,965 --> 01:00:14,551 - Well, probably not as mad as Angeria. 1695 01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:16,827 [laughter] 1696 01:00:16,896 --> 01:00:18,379 You have five other choices. 1697 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,413 [laughter] 1698 01:00:20,482 --> 01:00:21,724 [dramatic music] 1699 01:00:21,793 --> 01:00:23,103 - I'm--I'm sorry. 1700 01:00:23,172 --> 01:00:27,034 I just--just because of badges, I'll-- 1701 01:00:27,103 --> 01:00:28,413 I'll pick Mik. 1702 01:00:28,482 --> 01:00:30,413 I'm so sorry, Mik. 1703 01:00:30,482 --> 01:00:32,551 - It's OK. Don't cry. 1704 01:00:32,620 --> 01:00:34,689 [upbeat music] 1705 01:00:34,758 --> 01:00:37,931 I'm taking this better than Roxxxy, which is crazy. 1706 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,793 Like, hello. 1707 01:00:39,862 --> 01:00:41,517 I'm the one cut off, honey. 1708 01:00:41,586 --> 01:00:42,655 It's OK. I promise. 1709 01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:43,827 - Sorry. - No, it's OK. 1710 01:00:43,896 --> 01:00:45,000 You did amazing. - [sniffles] 1711 01:00:45,068 --> 01:00:47,379 - Don't get me wrong. I'm pissed! 1712 01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:50,517 But right now I'm an emotional-support queen. 1713 01:00:50,586 --> 01:00:52,103 Give me. 1714 01:00:55,241 --> 01:00:56,172 - It's OK. 1715 01:00:56,241 --> 01:00:58,586 It's OK. 1716 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:02,172 - Gottmik, you have been given the snip-snip. 1717 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:04,034 - Yes. - You know how this works. 1718 01:01:04,103 --> 01:01:08,137 Next week, you can compete and even win. 1719 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:10,758 But Roxxxy has cut you off 1720 01:01:10,827 --> 01:01:13,586 from earning a Beautiful Benefactress Badge. 1721 01:01:13,655 --> 01:01:15,482 Condragulations, All Stars. 1722 01:01:15,551 --> 01:01:18,448 And please remember, if you can't love yourself, 1723 01:01:18,517 --> 01:01:20,448 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1724 01:01:20,517 --> 01:01:22,379 Can I get an amen up in here? 1725 01:01:22,448 --> 01:01:23,482 all: Amen! 1726 01:01:23,551 --> 01:01:24,620 - [laughs] All right. 1727 01:01:24,689 --> 01:01:26,206 Now let the music play. 1728 01:01:26,275 --> 01:01:27,275 ♪ Work, they want to see you let it out ♪ 1729 01:01:27,344 --> 01:01:28,586 ♪ I know you want to work ♪ 1730 01:01:28,655 --> 01:01:29,931 ♪ They want to see you go off ♪ 1731 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,620 ♪ You know I am in business ♪ 1732 01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:33,517 ♪ Come, let's give them just what they want ♪ 1733 01:01:33,586 --> 01:01:35,379 ♪ They want to see you work ♪ 1734 01:01:35,448 --> 01:01:37,344 ♪ I know you want to work, work, work ♪ 1735 01:01:37,413 --> 01:01:39,344 ♪ Work, work, work, work ♪ 1736 01:01:39,413 --> 01:01:41,379 ♪ I know you want to work ♪ 1737 01:01:44,896 --> 01:01:45,793 - Next time on "All Stars"... 1738 01:01:45,862 --> 01:01:47,793 - You knew where you were. 1739 01:01:47,862 --> 01:01:49,413 There is no way. - No, I saw-- 1740 01:01:49,482 --> 01:01:50,413 - You were like this. 1741 01:01:50,482 --> 01:01:52,275 You were like, it's Angeria? 1742 01:01:52,344 --> 01:01:54,206 ♪ ♪ 1743 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,000 - For this week's Maxi Challenge, 1744 01:01:56,068 --> 01:01:58,517 you'll take turns roasting each other 1745 01:01:58,586 --> 01:02:01,000 at the National Drag Convention. 1746 01:02:01,068 --> 01:02:02,655 [laughter] 1747 01:02:02,724 --> 01:02:05,620 - I hope nobody takes things personal. 1748 01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:07,931 It's gonna be really interesting. 1749 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:09,517 Bitch, I'm going in. 1750 01:02:09,586 --> 01:02:11,275 - Please give a round of applause for the cast 1751 01:02:11,344 --> 01:02:12,620 of "The Haunted Mansion." 1752 01:02:12,689 --> 01:02:14,068 - Ooh. - [laughs] 1753 01:02:14,137 --> 01:02:15,620 - This is a roast! 1754 01:02:15,689 --> 01:02:18,517 [laughter] 1755 01:02:21,793 --> 01:02:23,586 - [laughing] 1756 01:02:27,379 --> 01:02:28,448 - ♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪ 1757 01:02:28,517 --> 01:02:29,517 ♪ They wanna see you go off ♪ 1758 01:02:29,586 --> 01:02:30,655 ♪ I know you wanna work ♪ 1759 01:02:30,724 --> 01:02:32,172 ♪ You know I am in business ♪ 1760 01:02:32,241 --> 01:02:33,241 ♪ Come, let's give them just what they want ♪ 1761 01:02:33,310 --> 01:02:34,655 ♪ They wanna see you work ♪ 1762 01:02:34,724 --> 01:02:35,793 ♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪ 1763 01:02:35,862 --> 01:02:37,068 ♪ They wanna see you go off ♪ 1764 01:02:37,137 --> 01:02:38,206 ♪ I know you wanna work ♪ 1765 01:02:38,275 --> 01:02:39,724 ♪ You know I am in business ♪ 1766 01:02:39,793 --> 01:02:40,896 ♪ Come, let's give them just what they want ♪ 1767 01:02:40,965 --> 01:02:43,000 ♪ They wanna see you work ♪ 1768 01:02:43,068 --> 01:02:45,000 ♪ I know you wanna work, work, work ♪ 1769 01:02:45,068 --> 01:02:46,965 ♪ Work, work, work, work ♪ 1770 01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:49,965 ♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪