- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously, on "All Stars..."
For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you'll be starring in
"Rosemarie's Baby Shower: The Rusical."
And believe it or not, there's still a way
for each of you to make it to the top three.
Each top two All Star will win
two Beautiful Benefactress Badges,
one to keep and one to give away.
- The probability and the mathing
is a lot for my brain.
- ♪ Like this apartment with high ceilings may ♪
♪ House other worldly beings ♪
- You have a voice in there.
[cheers and applause]
- Shannel needs a badge.
- Shannel!
Even when you weren't in the scene,
you were still in character, and it was mesmerizing.
Jorgeous!
- That was perfection from the beginning to the end.
- [laughs] Thank you.
- The top two All Stars of the week are Jorgeous...
- Oh, my God!
- And Shannel.
[screaming, laughter]
- Fuck yeah, I did it.
- You've each earned two
Beautiful Benefactressism Badges,
one to keep and one to give away.
This is your chance to impress me and win
$10,000 for your cause.
Jorgeous, Shannel, it's a tie.
- All right!
- Jorgeous, Shannel, which queen
will receive the gift of your Beautiful Benefactress Badge?
- I really want to give this badge to this bitch Shannel.
- I would give my other one to her as well.
- Jorgeous...
- Oh, sis!
- You get the other badge.
- [trills lips] The table done turned over
and flipped over, bitch.
These some smart bitches, girl.
- Oh, we did it!
- We did it, we did it!
Bitch, in five minutes,
I went from zero badges to two badges.
So you cannot tell this bitch shit.
- Congratulations!
- Thank you!
- And I've won $5,000 for the Anxiety and Depression
Association of America, which is everything.
Everything!
- We're very happy that Shannel got two now,
and Jorgeous is in the four club.
- Amazing.
- Welcome to the four-badger club.
- Oh, my God, I know!
Oh, my God, that happened so quick.
Shannel basically put me into the lead.
It just feels, like, so good.
And I'm like, thank you, bitch.
I don't know if you knew what you were doing.
But thank you.
[laughs]
I didn't think you were going to pick me to give the badge.
I thought you were going to give it to Nina.
- No.
Earlier when the question was asked,
who would give me a badge, you were
the only person to speak up.
- I feel like if I were to win, like,
I would honestly give one to Shannel,
because bitch has been turning it this whole competition.
- Thank you, baby.
So for me, it was an absolute no-brainer.
- Oh, my God.
- I was like, well, bitch, why would we want
one when we could have two?
- No, literally.
- No!
No, no, no, no, no.
That's a terrible play.
Shannel giving her badge to any one of us with two badges--
Mik, Vanjie, me-- would be a smarter move,
because now, the rich get richer, the poor stay poor.
I mean, that doesn't make any sense.
- Now it's a tight race.
- [laughs] OK.
- Now everyone has two, three, and four.
- I told you, bitch. What did RuPaul say?
Anybody got a path to the crown.
- I'm going to say this.
I've never been pushed like this before.
You know, when you go into a competition, you're like,
OK, I got this.
But everyone is so fucking good.
Then RuPaul is throwing in, anyone can fucking win.
So now I'm stressed.
- I know.
- I've been at four for two weeks now
and I don't feel safe at all, because you don't
know what they're going to twist
and what they're going to turn.
- Exactly.
- You can't slow down for any moment at a time at all.
- Raise your hand if you think you could win this.
- We better all answer yes!
- I just wanted to know what kind of bitches
I was in the room with.
- Everyone here is sickening.
So I might be in the lead, but I can't let up.
Let's get out of this. Let's go.
- I'm done. It's a wrap.
- Come on.
- We may be competing for charity,
but don't ever get it twisted.
I'm here to get my crown.
[yells]
- I can do that too.
- [yells]
Every badge is like a gallon of gasoline.
And I've been filling up the doll's tank,
and that just gives me more gasoline
to get towards the end.
- You won, Mary!
- I know, bitch.
I'm a part of the four-badge club!
- Oh, my God.
And I'm not.
- You're not?
- And baby, the doll don't make pit stops.
[dramatic music]
- I have three.
- Where have I been?
- Clearly not in this competition.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" receives
a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
and a $200,000 donation to the charity of their choice
courtesy of the Palette Fund.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Yes! [laughter]
♪ ♪
- Hey, everybody.
Hello there.
Not going to lie, I'm feeling really good
coming into this week.
Because oh, my God, I'm a frontrunner now.
Like, who am I?
Oh!
- So y'all, we've done the Makeover Challenge.
We've done the Rusical.
- Mm-hmm. Snatch Game.
- We've done Snatch Game.
- We've done the Roast. - The Roast.
- The Design Challenge. - We've done the Ball.
- Yeah, no more snippers. - No more snippers.
- No more ruby snippers.
But it is "Drag Race."
Anything can happen.
- Oh, I definitely think there's more coming.
- There's more race. There's more laps.
- It could be anyone's game.
- We're getting too close to the end.
It can't be easy.
- Yeah, more laps to have.
- So y'all, we're almost done.
- Ten weeks.
- It's crazy.
- It's been getting crazier,
because I had a dream about Vanjie.
- Wait, what?
- Before--yes!
- Was it a wet dream, or?
- You could say that.
This bitch was chasing me with a water hose.
- What?
- She was like, come here, loca.
Come here. I'ma get you, bitch.
- That's her.
- We've been here so long.
We've talked about so many things.
- That's the best part about this is,
like, we all get to be this close this long.
- Yeah.
- I remember the times when Roxxxy
used to be very close to me.
- Wait a minute.
- You two have a history?
Vanjie and Roxxxy?
- Don't we all have histories?
- [laughs]
- I know everybody be intertwining.
- I was the original Brooke Lynn.
- [gasps] You were the original Brooke Lynn?
- Really?
- We didn't date-date.
- No.
We had a flirlationship.
- I did remember, like, text messages and pictures.
- Oh, my God, photos?
- [laughs]
It didn't work out.
That's the true tea.
- But y'all never actually did hook up?
- No.
- Y'all just saw the peaches and the photos
and things like that. - We've been to the gallery.
We didn't taste nothing.
[laughter]
- Um, Vanjie's mine.
Get back, bitch.
Best friends forever.
[laughs]
[siren blares]
- See?
See, that was divine.
- She done already done had herses.
All Stars...
[cheering]
At this point in the race, you may feel a bit woozy.
But now's your time to shine, so you'd better be choosy.
'Cause I don't know about you,
but I'm feeling a little Lalaparuzy.
[screaming]
- Yes!
- Hello, hello, hello.
[cheering]
Yes.
My All Stars.
all: Hey!
- Now, all season long, you've done an amazing job at singing,
dancing, and acting the fool.
- Oh, my God.
- I know that's right.
- But sometimes, a queen gotta do what a queen gotta do.
- Ooh. - Yep.
- So for this week's Maxi Challenge,
Mama Ru is throwing a Lip Sync Lalaparuza.
[cheering]
- My favorite!
- Great.
Here's the Lalaparuza,
and Jorgeous is an amazing lip syncer.
And so again, giving Jorgeous that fourth badge,
what a great idea.
- Now, the top two All Stars will each receive one
Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
- Oh!
- And then they'll lip sync for the chance to win
$10,000 for their charity.
- Yes.
- Now, the current Beautiful Benefactress Badge
count is...
Roxxxy, Plastique, and Jorgeous have four.
Angeria has three.
Gottmik, Nina, and Shannel, and Miss Vanjie, all have two.
- Yeah!
- Come on!
- Yeah!
- Toot, toot!
- But there's still time for any of you
to make it to the top three.
- Toot, toot!
- [laughs]
- When Ru says we all have a path to the finale,
I believe her, because I feel like I'm walking on that path
right now.
Y'all coming?
Because I'm walking my path.
Y'all better hurry up.
I'm getting my badges.
Come on! Come on!
- Now, get into lip sync assassin drag.
- All right.
- And then I'll meet you on the main stage.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
[cheering]
- All right, ladies.
Lalaparuza.
- Lalapazoozy.
- Lalapadoody.
- Is anyone excited?
- Me!
- No!
- This week's Maxi Challenge
is the Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.
And this is the challenge that I've waited all season for,
because this is my gig.
This is what I do.
I was the lip sync assassin on my season.
I mean, this is something that we do on a regular basis.
- Yes!
- This is what we get booked for.
Most--well, most of us.
Some of us.
[laughs] What?
- Wow.
- What lie?
I'm focused.
Like, I'm in my zone, because I'm tied up
with Roxxxy and Plastique with four badges now,
and this is the perfect opportunity
to get ahead of them.
So it's going to be cute.
- I've lost four lip syncs in a row.
- Oh, yeah, you have.
So you're trying to redeem yourself.
- Bitch, it is my time to fucking shine.
My record this season is a staggering four
lip syncs with zero wins.
But it's OK.
It just goes to show that this group of queens
is tough competition, but I love a good competition.
Who doesn't?
So I'm just going to give them the cuntiest version
of Plastique they have ever seen
and take them down one by one.
Let's fucking do it!
- I used to think it was "lip singing."
- Lip syncing. - Yeah.
I thought it was singing. [laughs]
Remember on my season,
I didn't have to lip sync at all.
- Well, you've been slaying the lip syncs here.
- I, like, have so much fun lip syncing here.
I've never done a Lalaparuza,
but I've won both of my lip syncs this season.
Seems like a cute track record to me.
And I think my chances for a badge this week
are pretty good.
So let's do it.
- I wonder how the whole formula is going to work,
but I'm excited.
This is something I'm more--
I enjoy.
With this group of girls, it depends on the song.
Because if it's some kind of Disney "Frozen," probably Nina.
If it's some kind of slutty song, probably Roxxxy.
If it's some kind of dancing, twirling, maybe Jorgeous.
Or maybe Miss Vanjie.
Y'all don't sleep on the girl.
I feel like it's one of those things,
when you get up there, you--
- Yeah, black out and go. - Exactly.
- 100%.
- This is something I excel at.
So I'll go up against anybody if I have to,
and I'm ready to perform.
I'm just like, press play.
Press play.
Press play!
- Do you like to lip sync?
- Yes! - Yeah?
- I love to do it.
I have not been great on my lip syncs this season,
so I have some unfinished business.
I have 18-plus years rooted in a lip sync career.
- Right. - So like--
- Right.
- It's just, my lip sync style is very different
than a lot of the girls.
In the Lip Sync Lalaparuza, I want to show Mama Ru
that I am a formidable threat lip syncer,
and I need to win a badge.
- You're not, like, the bucking girl out there.
- No, girl.
- I mean, obviously I'm not either.
- I'm not the bronco.
- Yeah. No.
I couldn't even begin to do all that shit.
Now that I have two badges, I definitely feel
like I'm back in the game.
So of course, in this Lalaparuza, I want to win.
[laughs] Period, point blank.
But I also don't think that this is about that.
- No.
- Because obviously, if it was based solely on, like, oh,
can you buck and backflip and fucking twirl
and all that shit, then several of us would
be in hot shit right now.
- Yeah, I think you're right.
- There are definitely queens here
that can do all the hair flips and death drops,
but I don't feel intimidated by it.
Here's the thing.
You don't have to be the most incredible dancer
to win a lip sync.
This is what I do for a living,
and I've done it for years and years and years.
- Is there somebody you don't want to go up against?
- I mean, I'll go up against anybody.
I mean, I know that Roxxxy's undefeated.
- Yeah, she is.
- I wouldn't mind seeing an Angeria-Roxxxy lip sync battle.
That would be fierce.
- I think she's the one that I'm like, ooh.
[laughs]
I have not lost the lip sync yet this season,
so I feel really confident going into this Lalaparuza.
And that's a good thing right now,
because we don't know what's coming next.
And this could be my last opportunity before the finale
to get me another badge, girl.
So whatever I got to do, bitch, I'm ready to do it.
- Roxxxy.
- Yeah?
- Since you lip synced, like, a lot of times, bitch,
do you have a favorite lip sync that you did?
- Me and Alyssa, the wig reveal one.
- Oh, yes, for sure.
How many times have you had to lip sync?
- Once on my season, once on "All Stars,"
once for an assassin, and three times here.
- I feel like they're all really good ones too, Roxxxy.
- Oh, thank you, sis.
- They're all pretty iconic.
Never lost a lip sync.
You're the assassin, honey.
- Baby, I have a great record here for lip syncing.
But all these girls know what they're doing,
and right now, it's a tight race.
So I'm ready to battle.
I'm here to win this, and I'm staying focused on my dream.
I'm staying focused on growing that money
for the Miracle of Love.
So y'all better put your assassin boots on, bitch,
because I ain't letting up.
Please don't nobody pull their wig off without another wig.
- Ooh.
- Girl, do not pull your wig off.
What other rules to lip syncs do y'all think there are?
Like, don't take your wig off, don't take your shoes off.
- Right.
- Drag is not a contact sport.
- Ooh.
I'm not going to lie, Angie.
I feel like sometimes you be blocking the girls, sometimes.
- Oh!
- Because like, I remember the first episode of this season,
you completely blocked me.
I said, oh, this fucking bitch!
- I mean, am I supposed to stay on the other side of the stage?
- I mean, maybe.
I'm doing a trick.
- Well, no, that's-- no, that's not me being shady.
I'm just asking.
We still got to maneuver around each other some kind of way.
I don't think we should just stay one on the left
and one on the right the whole time.
I know how to be courteous to the girls
when I'm lip syncing and stuff, girl.
If I was blocking you in the lip sync, girl,
that's because you let me block you.
- I just felt like you were completely blocking me, sis.
- Oh, no.
Well, if it ever seems that way, I'm sorry.
But I'm not trying to.
If it happens, then I don't know what to do in that moment.
But I am trying to make sure the judges can see me,
if that makes sense.
- I feel like she knows what she's doing,
and girl, you're not going to get me again.
You know what, Angie?
Bring it.
- Damn. - [laughs]
Bitch, I need to be ready for everything
and anything at this point, because one badge
could change the whole course of who makes it to the finale.
So it's going to be a bloodbath,
I'm not going to lie.
- Bombs away! [laughs]
- Come on, it's Lalaparuza!
Lalaparuza, Lalaparuza, Lalaparu...
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
- Za!
- [laughing]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
- Wow.
[applause]
That's not a dress, that's a handkerchief.
- [laughs]
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."
And tonight, it's just family.
Michelle Visage.
- Hi, Ru.
So excited to be here.
[giggles]
- [laughs]
And the hilarious Ross Mathews.
- I don't like bodysuits, and let me tell you why.
- Wait a minute.
Who's the ventriloquist and who's the dummy?
[both giggling]
- We'll never tell. - No.
- My butt hurts.
- Mine too, but not for that reason.
[laughter]
- This week, we challenged our All Stars to go
head-to-head and toe-to-toe in
a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.
And tonight, they are ready to pop their pussies
to a playlist of fan favorite lip sync songs.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
- You can take your hand out now, Michelle.
- Are you sure?
It's warm.
[laughter]
- Category is Lip Sync Lalaparuza.
[dance music]
Angeria Paris VanMicheals lip syncing
for the National Black Justice Coalition.
- It's a Lip Sync Smackdown for charity, bitch.
This is the battle royale right here.
- Gottmik for Trans Lifeline.
- Hello, Trans Lifeline?
Hold on, gorge.
I'm about to win a badge.
- Miss Vanjie for the ASPCA.
- Meow.
Take a seat. Get your popcorn ready.
We're about to give it to you.
- Shannel for the Anxiety and Depression
Association of America.
Roxxxy Andrews for Miracle of Love.
- Tonight, I have some stiff competition.
This is what we do.
- Nina West for the Trevor Project.
Jorgeous for the National Alliance on Mental Illness.
- Girl, I'm ready to slay these bitches.
It's time to get gapey.
Ah!
- Plastique Tiara for the Asian-American Foundation.
- Let's fucking go!
Let's lip sync!
Chest bump, chest bump.
Chest bump, chest bump, chest bump.
♪ ♪
- Welcome, All Stars.
For tonight's Lalaparuza Smackdown,
you'll face off in a series of lip syncs.
If you win your lip sync,
you'll continue to the next round.
If you lose, you will return to the Werk Room.
In the end, the top two All Stars of the week
will receive a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
Then the top two will lip sync to win
$10,000 for their charity.
Now, let the Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown begin!
[dramatic music]
Oh, Pit Crew.
- Oh.
- Oh, look at you.
- Ladykins, in Bruno's golden hopper
are eight balls with your names on them.
Now, to determine the first queen to lip sync,
Bruno will randomly grab one ball.
[laughter]
Bruno, let's go.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Bruno, please show us whose ball you are holding.
Ooh, Gottmik.
- Yay.
♪ ♪
- Gottmik, you get to pick your opponent.
Who do you choose?
- [groans]
All I know is I need to pick someone that has
a completely opposite lip sync style than me,
so we don't do the same thing on stage.
Um, I'm going to choose...
♪ ♪
Angeria.
- OK.
- Ooh.
Like, what a bad choice.
Because anything that Angie does,
she's going to make RuPaul laugh.
- Angeria, you need to choose a song from our playlist.
- Gottmik is a good lip syncer.
So getting to pick the song,
I got a little saving grace there.
- Will it be "Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite,
"Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler,
"I'm Every Woman" by Chaka Khan,
"My Lovin' [You're Never Going to Get It]"
by En Vogue,
"When I Grow Up" by Pussycat Dolls,
or "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive?
- I want "When I Grow Up," "Holding Out for a Hero,"
"Right Round," "I'm Every Woman."
Those are my vibe.
- I'm going to choose...
"My Lovin'" by En Vogue.
- God.
- Is that a song in your repertoire?
- She is.
[laughter]
Uh-huh. You ain't never gonna get it.
Not today.
- Will the rest of you ladies step to the back of the stage?
♪ ♪
- Have fun.
Keep it gapey.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Gottmik, Angeria,
this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the next round.
Assume the positions.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you to lip sync
for your charity.
♪ ♪
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
[En Vogue's "My Lovin' [You're Never Gonna Get It]"]
- ♪ Ooh, bop, bop, bop, bop ♪
♪ ♪
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
♪ Ow ♪
♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪
♪ No, not this time ♪
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
♪ My love ♪
♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪
♪ Ooh, bop ♪
♪ I remember how it used to be ♪
♪ You never was this nice, you can't fool me ♪
♪ Ooh, bop ♪
♪ Now you're talking like you made a change ♪
- [laughs]
- ♪ The more you talk ♪
♪ The more things sound the same ♪
♪ What makes you think you can ♪
♪ Just walk back into her life ♪
♪ 'Cause you're just wasting your time, oh ♪
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
♪ Not this time ♪
♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪
♪ My loving ♪
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
♪ Had your chance to make a change ♪
♪ Ooh, bop ♪
♪ Whoo ♪
♪ Yes, sir ♪
♪ I give to the needy and not the greedy ♪
♪ Mm-hmm, that's right ♪
♪ 'Cause you see, baby ♪
♪ Ooh, bop ♪
♪ When you're lacking, you're losing ♪
♪ And I'm out the door ♪
♪ Now it's time for a breakdown ♪
♪ Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never gonna get it ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never gonna get it, never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never gonna get it ♪
♪ Never get it ♪
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
♪ Sweet loving ♪
♪ Never ever gonna get it ♪
♪ Sweet loving ♪
♪ No, you're never gonna get it ♪
[laughter, applause]
- Wow!
- Yeah!
- Wow.
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Angeria, condragulations.
- Oh!
- You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
Please step to the back of the stage
to await the next round.
- Thank you.
Oh, I won!
Ow!
I'm one step closer to winning the Lalaparuza, bitch.
- Gottmik, you are safe to slay another day.
- Perf. Thanks.
[laughter, applause]
- The queen.
Love you.
- Bye.
I really wanted to win this, but maybe picking Angeria
was not the best decision.
Damn.
Yes.
- Will the six remaining queens please step forward?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Let's find out who's lip syncing next.
Bruno, would you do us the honor?
♪ ♪
Bruno, show us the ball.
It's Vanjie!
- Ooh, I knew I recognized my name on them balls.
I have a strategy.
I don't want to pick somebody that might pick, like,
a song I ain't trying to do.
Like "Right Round" or whatever that one.
- Who do you choose as your opponent?
♪ ♪
- I'll choose...
Plastique.
- All right.
Plastique, now it's your turn.
Which song do you choose?
- I choose "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls.
- Of course.
- Oh, yes, some titty tater tots
is going to be flinging today.
- Titty tots.
[laughter]
- Pussycat Dolls, "When I Grow Up."
That was going to be my first choice.
Plastique, thank you.
- The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
- I think with Vanjie and Plastique,
there's going to be a lot of hair and costume and ass.
They're going to fucking kill it.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Vanjie, Plastique, this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the next round.
Assume the position.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you to lip sync
for your charity!
♪ ♪
- It's my dream!
It's my fantasy to perform Pussycat Dolls
on the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
Let's do it!
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Boys call you sexy ♪
♪ What's up, sexy ♪
♪ And you don't care what they say ♪
♪ See, every time you turn around ♪
♪ They screaming your name ♪
♪ Darkchild ♪
♪ Now, I've got a confession ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ When I was young, I wanted attention ♪
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ But I ain't complaining ♪
♪ We all want to be famous ♪
♪ So go ahead and say what you want to say ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ I always wanted to be a superstar ♪
[cheering]
♪ Who knew that singing songs would get me this far ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
♪ I ain't complaining ♪
♪ We all want to be famous ♪
♪ So go ahead and say what you want to say ♪
♪ You know what it's like to be nameless ♪
♪ Want them to know what your name is ♪
♪ 'Cause see, when I was younger, I would say ♪
♪ When I grow up, I want to be famous ♪
♪ I want to be a star, I want to be in movies ♪
♪ When I grow up, I want to see the world ♪
♪ Drive nice cars, I want to have groupies ♪
♪ When I grow up, be on TV ♪
♪ People know me, be on magazines ♪
- Oh, my God!
- ♪ Fresh and clean ♪
♪ Number one chick when I step out on the scene ♪
♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪
♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪
♪ You just might get it ♪
♪ Oh, you just might get it ♪
♪ I see them staring at me ♪
♪ Ooh, I'm a trendsetter ♪
♪ Yes, this is true ♪
♪ 'Cause what I do, no one can do it better ♪
- Good for her, because I can't do none of that shit.
- ♪ I see you watching me, watching me ♪
♪ And I know you want it ♪
- [screaming]
- ♪ I want to be in movies ♪
♪ When I grow up, I want to see the world ♪
♪ Drive nice cars, I want to have groupies ♪
♪ When I grow up, be on TV ♪
♪ People know me, be on magazines ♪
♪ When I grow up, fresh and clean ♪
♪ Number one chick when I step out on the scene ♪
♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪
♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪
♪ You just might get it ♪
♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪
♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪
♪ You just might get it ♪
[cheers and applause]
[overlapping chatter]
- That was so good.
- Wow.
[laughs]
I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [slurps]
- [laughing]
Wow. [laughs]
I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Miss Vanjie, condragulations.
You're a winner.
- Whoo!
I don't even got no more clothes to put back on
for the next round.
Thank you.
- Please strut to the back of the stage
to await the next round.
- You got it.
[laughter]
Girl, I won!
I'm about to get this money for the ASPCA!
Mwah.
- Plastique Tiara, girl, you tore up that stage.
- Thank you.
- You are safe to slay another day.
- Thank you.
Well.
[laughs]
- My queen!
- Work it out, bitches.
I don't win, but I put up a good fight.
I'm proud of what I did.
- Hey.
- Aw.
Honestly, I'm feeling a little disappointment
because I haven't won a lip sync,
but I feel like that performance was kind of iconic.
So it's bittersweet, I guess.
I'm just so happy to be able to do that song.
- You guys slayed. Beyond.
Too good.
You always do, though.
- Will the four remaining queens please step forward?
♪ ♪
Let's see who's lip syncing in our third smackdown.
- Jorgeous is ready.
- Bruno, give it a spin.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
♪ ♪
Nina!
- [chuckles]
While I love having my balls played with by Bruno,
I'm thinking about who's left and I'm trying to figure out
who I want to be paired with.
- Well, Nina, who will you be
lip syncing against tonight?
♪ ♪
- I choose Shannel.
- Shannel.
- Let's do it.
- Now, Shannel, what song do you choose?
♪ ♪
- Let's do some Dead or Alive.
- Dead or Alive.
- All right.
- You spin me right round, baby.
Right round, baby.
- [laughs]
- Well, the gauntlet has been thrown down.
Roxxxy and Jorgeous, you may step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you.
- Work.
- [laughs]
- Bitch!
- Jorgeous and Roxxxy.
- That lip sync's gonna be so good.
- That is going to be insane.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Nina West, Shannel, this is your chance
to impress me and move forward to the next round.
Assume the position.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you
to lip sync for your charity!
♪ ♪
- I'm not surprised that Nina chose me, because I didn't
think for one minute that she would want to perform
against Roxxxy or Jorgeous.
But don't ever second guess what I can do on stage either.
She's up for a battle.
- Good luck, and for the love of Pete Burns,
don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
[Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ If I, I get to know your name ♪
- Oh, eat me!
- ♪ Well, if I could trace ♪
♪ Your private number, baby ♪
♪ All I know is that to me ♪
♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
♪ Open up your loving arms ♪
♪ I want some, want some ♪
- Oh!
- ♪ I've set my sights on you ♪
♪ And no one else will do ♪
♪ And I, I've got to have my way now, baby ♪
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Come on, bitch!
- ♪ You look like you're having fun ♪
♪ Open up your loving arms ♪
♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
♪ You spin me ♪
- Whoo! - Oh, wow.
- Nina and Shannel are giving it to me.
I mean, I would wear Nina's outfit.
Yeah.
- ♪ You spin me right round, baby, right round ♪
♪ Like a record, baby, right round ♪
♪ I want your love ♪
♪ ♪
♪ All I know is that to me ♪
♪ You look like you're lots of fun ♪
♪ Open up your loving arms ♪
♪ Watch out, here I come ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Yes, bitches.
Whoo! Y'all did that.
- Oh, yes.
- Work.
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Shannel, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Thank you!
- Yes!
- Please step to the back of the stage
to await the next round.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Winning the first round feels great.
I am a force to be reckoned with.
So whoever is next, watch your back.
- You're on a winning streak, girl.
- Girl.
- Nina West, great job.
- Thanks, Mama.
- You are safe to slay another day.
- Thank you.
- You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.
- Come on, Nina.
- Aw.
- Nina.
- I know. Hi.
[laughs]
I'm really proud of my performance.
It was '80s fabulous camp.
But I don't hear my name.
God damn it.
[laughs]
I think it was a close--
- It was. - It was a close call.
- Shannel was, like, giving--
she was like...[growls] Like, it was like--
- Dramatic, yeah.
- Yeah, she was serving. She was serving.
Serving.
- Well, you were too.
- I just had fun.
- Jorgeous and Roxxxy Andrews.
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Please step forward.
- Oh, damn.
- Oh, my God.
Roxxxy looks so fucking good.
- This lip sync is about to turn our pussies out.
- This is going to be a battle.
- The fickle finger of fate has chosen you to lip sync
against each other.
- Honestly, I knew this was going to happen.
Like, who was going to pick the two lip sync assassins?
But now I have to lip sync against Roxxxy.
I'm like, oh, my God.
- Now, to determine who will choose the lip sync song,
Bruno will randomly choose one ball.
Bruno, do your thing.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Show us that ball.
♪ ♪
Roxxxy Andrews.
- Roxxxy! - What is left?
"I'm Every Woman," "Holding Out for a Hero," and--
- Those are all such good songs.
- "Groove is in the Heart."
- Those are all good songs.
- All right, Roxxxy.
Please choose a song.
- I choose "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler.
- [screams]
[all screaming]
- Great choice.
- Get ready.
- Oh, my God, I am so stoked.
I am so excited, because this song means so much to me.
It was a song that my drag grandmother did for a talent
at Miss Gay USofA, and my drag mother, Erica,
would perform it following her passing.
And I can't believe I'm going to do it on this stage,
representing my family.
The microphone people could probably
hear my heart right now.
- Oh, my God, mine too.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Jorgeous, Roxxxy Andrews,
this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the next round.
Assume the position.
[dramatic music]
The time has come...
- I'm excited.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
- For you to lip sync for your charity.
♪ ♪
- I hope Miss Roxxxy's ready for my wrath,
because girl, I'm gonna buck, and I'm ready to hand
Miss Roxxxy Andrews her first loss.
So bring it, bitch.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
[Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero"]
♪ ♪
- All right.
- ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Where have all the good men gone ♪
♪ And where are all the gods ♪
♪ Where's the streetwise Hercules ♪
♪ To fight the rising odds ♪
♪ Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed ♪
- Oh!
- ♪ Late at night I toss and I turn ♪
♪ And I dream of what I need ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
- Come on!
- ♪ I'm holding out for a hero ♪
♪ Till the end of the night ♪
♪ He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast ♪
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
- Come on!
- ♪ I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light ♪
♪ He's gotta be strong and it's gotta be soon ♪
♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪
♪ Larger than life ♪
- Oh, the hairography.
Oh!
- ♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Through the wind and the chill and the rain ♪
- Hello, hello!
- ♪ And the storm and the flood ♪
♪ I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood ♪
- Ah!
Ah, ah, ah!
You clean that stage with that hair, honey!
Mop it!
Hey, hey!
- ♪ I need a hero ♪
♪ I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night ♪
♪ He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast ♪
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
- Oh!
- ♪ I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light ♪
♪ He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon ♪
♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
[laughter, applause]
- Y'all better work it out.
- Oh!
- That lip sync was so good.
- Oh, my God.
- Whew!
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
- I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Roxxxy, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
[laughs]
- [sniffles]
That was a song my drag mother and drag grandmother did
for talents, and when I saw it on the list,
I knew that there was nothing else I wanted
to choose but to honor them.
- Well, you did honor them.
- Thank you.
- I'm sure they are shining down on you.
- They are. They're with me right now.
I--it's, like, crazy.
- Jorgeous.
My dear, you are free to slay another day.
- Oof. Thank you, guys.
- I love you, queen.
- I love you too, bitch.
You ate that.
Have fun.
[laughter]
- OK.
Who do you think won?
- I think it's Roxxxy.
- They got me, bitch.
- Hi, sis.
- Aw, Jorgeous.
- Bitch, you were fierce.
- What can I say?
The lip sync assassin got assassinated.
Sad day for me.
But I cannot feel too bad
about losing to Roxxxy Andrews,
the legend, the mother.
So I'll take my L and go to the back and drink my drink.
[laughs]
I wasn't expecting to lose the first round, not gonna lie.
- Ah, I'm obsessed.
- But you know, it is what it is.
- You literally did so amazing. - You did it.
- Really? Was it cutesy back here?
- No, it was-- - It was epic.
- It was crazy. - I was holding my breath.
- Really?
- Oh, girl, it was like a football match back here.
- Gay football.
[laughter]
- Oh.
- Angeria, Miss Vanjie, Shannel, please join Roxxxy.
[dramatic music]
Condragulations for making it to the second round.
But who will be lip syncing next?
Bruno, let her rip.
[rattling]
♪ ♪
Bruno, whose ball are you holding?
Bruno is holding Vanjie's ball.
- Great job, Bruno.
- [laughs]
- Motherfucker.
[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
- Now, Vanjie, which queen do you choose as your opponent?
- Angeria. - Angeria.
- I think it would be a smart move to--
- Pick Shannel.
- I do too.
I think she's gonna pick Shannel.
- I'ma choose, uh--
I'ma choose Shannel.
- Oh!
- All right!
- Shannel, now it's your turn.
Which song do you choose?
- I think we gonna Chaka Khan it.
- OK.
- We are every woman, honey.
- Hey.
- Yes, ma'am.
- I love Chaka Khan.
- OK.
- Good choice, bitch.
- [laughs]
- That's why I picked Shannel, because I knew
she would probably pick Chaka Khan.
I'm ready. Let's go.
Balls to the wall.
But I ain't dressed for the occasion,
in lingerie, for Chaka.
Forgive me, Chaka Khan.
- Roxxxy and Angeria, you may step to the back of the stage.
[dramatic music]
Two All Stars stand before me.
Shannel, Miss Vanjie, this is your chance
to impress me and move forward to the final round.
Assume the position.
♪ ♪
The time has come for you to lip sync
for your charity.
♪ ♪
- Vanjie is an incredible performer.
But I am an experienced diva, and I'm ready
to show what old-school, good old drag is all about.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
[Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ I'm every woman, it's all in me ♪
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
♪ I'll do it naturally ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ I can cast a spell ♪
♪ With secrets you can't tell ♪
♪ Mix a special brew ♪
♪ Put fire inside of you ♪
♪ But any time you feel danger or fear ♪
♪ Instantly I will appear ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm every woman ♪
♪ It's all in me ♪
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
♪ I'll do it naturally ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ I can sense your needs ♪
♪ Like rain onto the seeds ♪
♪ I can make a rhyme ♪
♪ Of confusion in your mind ♪
♪ And when it comes down to some good old-fashioned love ♪
♪ That's what I've got plenty of, 'cause ♪
- OK! - All right!
- ♪ I'm every woman, it's all in me ♪
♪ Anything you want done, baby ♪
♪ I'll do it naturally ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ I ain't bragging 'cause I'm the one ♪
♪ You just ask me ♪
♪ Ooh, and it shall be done ♪
♪ And don't bother to compare ♪
♪ 'Cause I've got it ♪
♪ I'm every woman ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm every woman ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ I'm every woman ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm every woman ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm every woman ♪
- Yes!
[laughter, applause]
All right, bitch.
That was good, bitches.
- I think Vanjie's ass won.
[laughter]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
- [laughing]
Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
Shannel, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby. [laughs]
- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
- You've earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge
and you're moving on to the final round.
Please step to the back of the stage.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I could scream!
I have three badges.
And I am over the moon,
because I went from nothing
to three really quickly.
- If they let you give one away...
[laughter]
Remember, I bowed out gracefully, girl.
Yeah.
- Oh, she got three badges now.
Oh, you show her out.
- Miss Vanjie, you are free to slay another day.
- I thought you were going to say I could get a badge.
Goddamn!
Well, thank you.
- Thank you.
You may leave the stage.
[laughs]
- Bruno. - Hey.
- I don't got no badges, but I got ass.
[laughter]
- Yeah. I see it.
- For charity, OK?
[laughter]
- That bitch is so stupid!
- Hi.
- Oh, the doll.
Show us your ass.
- [humming]
- Oh, lord. - Not after me.
- What happened?
- OK.
- It looked good, bitch.
- Fuck.
I really wanted a badge.
- Shannel better fucking go off.
- I know, bitch.
- Three badges in two weeks.
- I know! What the fuck?
- Insane.
- She might have been playing us.
[laughter]
- Shannel is a dark horse I never saw coming.
She is doing it.
I'm gonna look out for her.
She's fierce.
I might have to break her legs.
- Anybody can win.
Anybody can win.
- Angeria, Roxxxy.
- Oh, my God, it's happening.
- Please step forward.
- Let's go, sister.
- Whew.
- Gag.
- Ladies, the drag gods have chosen the two of you
to lip sync next.
And you'll be lip syncing to
"Groove is in the Heart" by Deee-Lite.
- Me and Angeria have been cutting
each other off all season.
And now, baby, it's about to be a Lip Sync Smackdown.
The country doll better have your cha-cha pumps on,
bitch, because I'm ready to slay the stage.
- Two All Stars stand before me.
Angeria, Roxxxy, this is your chance to impress me
and move forward to the final round.
Assume the position.
♪ ♪
The time has come...
- [breathing sharply]
- All right.
Let's do this, girls.
- For you to lip sync for your charity!
♪ ♪
- Whoever wins this lip sync is gonna get the badge, honey.
Roxxxy is not somebody I would have chosen out of the line,
but it is what it is, honey.
Let's do it.
Bring it on, bitch.
Bring it on.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
[Deee-Lite's "Groove is in the Heart"]
- ♪ We're going to dance ♪
♪ And have some fun ♪
- [laughs]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
♪ ♪
- ♪ The chills that you spill up my back keep me filled ♪
♪ With satisfaction when we're done ♪
♪ Satisfaction of what's to come ♪
♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪
♪ No, I couldn't ask for another ♪
♪ You know that's right ♪
♪ Your groove I do deeply dig ♪
♪ No walls, only the bridge ♪
♪ My supper dish, my succotash wish ♪
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
[cheering]
- OK, that ass, baby!
- ♪ Some looks in this torso, yeah ♪
♪ Hot, got a deal, you want to know ♪
♪ Delightful, truly delightful ♪
♪ Making it, doing it, especially at a show ♪
♪ Feeling kinda high like a Hendrix haze ♪
♪ Music makes motion, moves like a maze ♪
♪ All inside of me, heart especially ♪
♪ Hilt of the rhythm, where I want to be ♪
♪ Flowing, glowing with electric eyes ♪
- Whoo! - All that ass!
- ♪ Playing Pied Piper follow what's true ♪
- Roxxxy knows the whole rap.
- ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
- Wow!
- ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
- Oh, my God!
- ♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
[laughter]
♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
- OK!
- Oh, my gosh.
[laughter, applause]
- Whoo!
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- [laughing]
All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Roxxxy Andrews, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- Oh, my God.
- You've earned a Beautiful Benefactress Badge,
and you're moving forward to the final lip sync.
- What?
This is what I came here for.
I got another badge.
I'm at five.
And the doll is now 8 and 0.
She is the heavyweight champion.
- Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
- Mm-hmm.
- You, my dear, are safe to slay another day.
- You sure you don't want to see me do it again?
[laughter]
'Cause I can.
I could do it all day.
Yeah.
I ain't lying.
[laughter]
What's the tea?
all: Oh!
- Darling, welcome.
- What's the tea?
- Welcome to the no-badge club.
- Can I please take these off?
Oh, my God, I'm so mad.
I would have liked to advance to that last round
and got that $10,000
for the National Black Justice Coalition.
But Roxxxy is a fierce lip syncer, bitch.
I knew that before going into this, bitch.
So well-deserved.
That was probably the most fun lip sync
I have ever done on this show.
- It was fun.
- I just held my breath the whole time.
- Yeah.
- So what y'all think is about to get off, bitch?
- What was the question?
Who's going to win with these two?
- Yeah.
- Honestly, I'm, like, nervous.
- [slurps]
[dramatic music]
- Now bring back my top two All Stars.
- Baby, final round.
The vintage doll versus the doll.
- Sit back and relax as we entertain you.
- Oh, the girls are ready, honey.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, the girls are ready.
- Roxxxy and I are both old-school divas,
so we get each other.
We're, like, right here with shit.
This is going to be fun.
- Shannel, Roxxxy, this week, you were both unsinkable.
But tonight, there can only be one winner.
Two All Stars stand before me.
Prior to tonight, you were asked
to prepare a lip sync performance of "Break Free"
by Ariana Grande.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
and win $10,000 for your cause.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you to lip sync
for your charity!
♪ ♪
- I got my fifth badge.
I'm ready to battle for $10,000 for my charity.
And baby, she better get ready.
- One of us is going to win $10,000 for our charity,
and one of us is Roxxxy.
[laughs]
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
♪ ♪
[Ariana Grande's "Break Free"]
- ♪ If you want it, take it ♪
♪ I should have said it before ♪
♪ Tried to hide it, fake it ♪
♪ I can't pretend anymore ♪
♪ I only want to die alive ♪
♪ Never by the hands of a broken heart ♪
♪ I don't want to hear you lie tonight ♪
♪ Now that I've become who I really am ♪
♪ This is the part when I say I don't want you ♪
♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪
♪ This is the part when I break free ♪
- Yeah!
- ♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more ♪
[cheering]
♪ ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Thought of your body, I came alive ♪
- [screams] Yes!
- ♪ It was fatal ♪
♪ In my dreams it felt so right ♪
♪ But I woke up every time ♪
[shouting, cheering]
♪ ♪
- Ah, ah, ah!
- Oh, wow.
That was a lot.
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ This is the part when I say I don't want you ♪
♪ I'm stronger than I've been before ♪
♪ This is the part when I break free ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't resist it no more ♪
- Come on!
Come on, girl!
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
- Wow.
Oh, my God.
- Yes!
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Roxxxy, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
- [screaming]
♪ ♪
Baby, the doll done won the Lalaparuza.
I am champion.
Where is my heavyweight belt?
And the lip sync record is still going, bitch.
9 and 0. Who's up next?
- You've won a cash tip of $10,000 for your charity...
- Wow. - Miracle of Love.
- Thank you so much.
- All Stars, please join Shannel and Roxxxy on stage.
- Congratulations, baby.
♪ ♪
- Now let's take a moment to review the tally
of your Beautiful Benefactress Badgesses.
[laughter]
Plastique has four badges.
Angeria has three badges.
Nina West has two badges.
Miss Vanjie has two badges.
[applauds]
And they're beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Gottmik has two badges.
Jorgeous has four badges.
Shannel has three badges.
Roxxxy has five badges.
And Michelle has one "vadges."
[laughter]
Hey, but don't give up hope.
The top three All Stars will not--I repeat,
will not be determined until the final moments
of our grand finale, and yes, there's still a path
to victory for each of you.
And now I want to ask the fans,
which of our Beautiful Benefactresses
do you want to win?
Are you Team Plastique,
Team Angeria,
Team Nina West,
Team Vanjie,
Team Gottmik,
Team Jorgeous,
Team Shannel,
or are you Team Roxxxy?
Let your voice be heard using #AllStars9.
And next week, fasten your seat belts
for part one of a grand finale like you've never seen before.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen!
- All right. Now let the music play.
♪ Work, they wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna to see you work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you want to work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work ♪
- Next time on "All Stars"...
Welcome to the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars,"
part one.
all: Oh!
- Now, the stakes are high,
because it is still anyone's game to win.
[cheering]
Oh, wait.
There's one more thing I want to tell you.
I just can't remember what it is.
- Holy shit.
Holy shit.
- This changes the game.
Flips that whole over,
bitch, right in the corner.
I need to be in that final three, bitch.
- I'm feeling nauseous.
- I don't know who to pick.
- I know I want to be in the top three.
Me, myself, and I. That's who I want.
It's charity, but it's also strategy.
♪ ♪
- What am I doing? [laughs]
- [laughing]
- ♪ Work, they wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They want to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna see you work ♪
♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna to see you go off ♪
♪ You know I am in business ♪
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna to see you work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you want to work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work, work ♪