[rock music]
- Previously on "The Tournament of All Stars"...
bracket 1 competed in the first of their 3 episodes.
For your first Maxi Challenge,
you'll be popping and locking
in "Breakdancin' 2: Electric Rugaloo."
[laughter]
- What are we going to do together?
- You know I got your back.
In this tournament, it's definitely good
to have a close friend, because only two girls
can advance to the semifinals.
- We should do an alliance.
- Sister, sister, we should do a little Azúcar alliance.
- Azúcar?
[laughter] - I'm just kidding.
- I see y'all laughing a lot, so I want to know what's funny.
- Not you. Oh. - Ooh!
- I'm seeing Morphine and Dawn throwing shade at me.
- So you see how you have it here?
- Yeah.
- You need to-- like, a little bit of a shade.
- A lot of people are doing a lot extra for girls
than they would in the outside world.
But I don't knock anybody for your hustle.
- Dawn.
- I didn't expect you to spit the bars like you did.
- Morgan McMichaels.
- I'm glad that you got to show the world
that you still got it.
- The top two All Stars of the week
are Morgan McMichaels...
and Dawn.
Condragulations.
You've each earned 2 points.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point.
Morgan McMichaels, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby. - Thank you.
- Each week, the bottom 4 queens
will each receive 1 point.
You must give it away to the All Star you believe
is the Most Valuable Queen of the week.
Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
the two queens with the most points
will move on to semifinals.
[dramatic music]
- Ugh, screw this.
- Yeah!
- Where's the couch?
- Girl, why are you sitting in the middle,
taking up all the goddamn space?
- Being in the top in the first challenge,
it's un-fucking-real.
It's unreal!
Losing the lip sync, I'm not pressed.
You know, this is my very first win of anything
on "Drag Race" ever.
And now I have 2 points.
Off to the races.
- Congratulations, ladies.
- Yeah, congratulations. - Congrats.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Considering I went home on the first episode
in the last "All Stars," it's quite a surprise.
The Rudemption is beginning.
I won $10,000.
I won an extra point.
I am the front-runner in the competition.
And I don't have an MVQ point to give away.
So I get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the carnage.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- Ooh, y'all so quiet. Everybody okay?
- No.
But, honestly, I mean, I'm in--
I don't want to say "in shock," because I don't want
to invalidate you guys because you both did--
I mean, everybody did amazing.
It just definitely stung.
- You ate it up in the challenge.
I thought your runway was so incredible.
- Thank you.
- So, definitely don't feel down on yourself.
- I mean, I do feel horrible.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - I do.
I am P-L-U-C-K-E-D, plucked, honey,
because I was so close to winning
and I didn't get that win.
So it's just really-- it's hurting me right now.
How do y'all feel? I mean...
- I am, of course, upset, because I have a lot to prove.
I just--I need my moment.
I need it so bad.
I just wish I was better, I guess.
I just feel like I did everything wrong.
- You did great.
You remind me of season 2 Mystique,
because your drag is not the same as everybody else's drag.
- Yep, and a lot of people can't do what you do.
- Baby, I'm not about to get a pizza box,
cut that bitch up, put it on, because in five minutes,
I'm going to sweat, and it's going to fall down.
- Oh, preach.
- Baby, no one else needs to tell you why you're special.
You need to realize why you're special,
why your drag matters.
- You go ahead, Albernita. [laughter]
- Mystique and I go way back.
I've seen how she competes.
And Mystique is good at strategy.
- I appreciate that, sister. Thank you.
- No, you're welcome. You're welcome.
- So I think she's masterminding
how she's going to get her points,
which, good for her.
- How do you guys plan on spreading out these points?
- I feel like I still need just one more minute to decide,
because, like, I mean, the three of you--
I mean, I'm obsessed with you.
Miami, and you're, like, the sweetest person I've ever met.
So I need a little bit of-- I need a moment to decide.
My strategy is to just see
who will give me their point first.
I am expecting some MVQ points, at least 1 or 2,
because Lucky's from Miami and we have some form
of an alliance going on.
And, also, I choreographed this whole thing,
each fucking person's number.
I deserve a point from each girl.
Sorry. Is that crazy to say?
- I feel like--I'm going to be very honest about everything.
I don't do the whole, like, alliance thing.
You know, it's all about helping a sister out
in need, to me,
somebody who's, like, giving me great energy,
somebody who's made me feel welcomed.
With that being said...
I shall give my point to...
my sister Mystique...
- Aw, thank you.
- Because she has honestly been so sweet, so kind.
And I feel like you deserve it.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
[dramatic music]
- What the fuck?
- I will be giving my point...
to Morphine.
- Serve. - You were amazing this week.
- I'm going to cry.
- I don't want to get back up no more.
- Thank you so much. - You're so welcome, girl.
- God, I'm gagging.
- Me and Morgan discussed an alliance,
but that bitch became the front-runner overnight.
And I feel like this week,
Morphine was the Most Valuable Queen.
She did help us out a lot.
Honestly, without her...
probably wouldn't be no top.
- So who I'm giving my point to...
Hopefully this 1 point is going to help this person
figure out why they're special
and why they deserve to be here.
- Albertina, please give this lady this point
so you can sit down and hush.
- So I'm giving my point to Lucky.
- Oh, my God, sister, thank you.
- No, you're welcome, baby.
- So am I next?
- I think so, sister.
- I mean, I would give it to myself.
Duh. [laughter]
But I'm going to give it to someone
that I've been obsessed with forever.
And she's another body queen.
I'm going to give it to you, A'keria.
- Thank you.
- Kumbaya, baby. Kumbaya.
- Put my point on that board, baby.
Now. - Right?
- Now.
- I was going to give my point to Lucky
because Lucky was the one that wanted to do a Miami alliance.
So, girl, this is giving Telemundo, telenovela,
univision.com the house.
She literally, in the beginning, said,
I'm going to do an alliance with you.
She literally said that.
So, honestly, fuck that bitch.
- Oh.
- Lucky just slept with my man
and slapped me and then put my house on fire.
Girl, it's just 1.
I could have had 2. That could have been 2.
- You could have had 2. - It's okay.
- Girl. - It's okay, sister.
In a telenovela...
bitches get pushed off a cliff.
[dramatic music]
- She took your back, and she went--
- Girl.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
will snatch an official makeup collaboration
with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000.
With our extra-special guest judge Kate Hudson.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat electronic music]
- Whoo-hoo. - Yes.
Welcome to the Werk Room.
- Ooh, they updated the scoreboard.
- Oh, my God. - Okay.
- It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and I am sporting my beautiful number 1
so that all the girls know I'm number 1.
AKA, I have 1 point.
- So, Morgan, how do you feel seeing the number 3 up there?
- Excited, happy, cautious.
- Yeah. - Why cautious?
- Because now I'm the front-runner.
And does that put a target on my back?
- I feel like winning the first challenge puts a huge target.
- So, Dawn, do you also feel like
you have a target on your back?
- No, I didn't win. [laughter]
- Well, me neither. [laughter]
And then, you know, adding salt to the wound, you know...
[clears throat] Lucky.
- Wait. What, Sister?
What do you mean by I added salt to the wound?
- I mean, I was already upset.
And then I thought we had a little something going on
'cause we're from Miami. - We are from Miami.
- We're supposed to look out for each other.
So last week was like, okay, I see how this is going to go.
- I never came here for alliances.
I go based off of, like--
- But that's not what you said when you first got here
to the table, when you were like,
oh, we should do a little Miami alliance,
because you did say that to me, and it's on camera.
- Well, actually, you said that to me first.
- I did not say that to you first.
We should do an alliance.
- Sister, we should do a little Azúcar alliance.
- Azúcar? Oh.
- But, sister, it's okay, because you know what?
- No, it's totally--
- To make it up to you, I brought you a little tip.
- Oh, thank you.
- It may not be as expensive as a cash tip of $10,000.
- Thank you, thank you.
- In a room full of girls who have been so nice and to me,
why would I give the shady girls in the corner my point?
I don't know. You tell me. What would you do, America?
It's fine. - It is fine.
Everything's fine.
- It ain't fine.
- No shade, Lucky--I was going to give you my point.
I really was. - Damn, so I was a pity point?
- No.
A'keria, you are my girl for life.
[laughter]
[siren wailing] all: Oh.
- Let's go, honey. - All right.
- She done already done had herses.
Cheers, my queers.
all: Hey.
- I'd like to order a tall glass of glamour.
- Ooh.
- Straight up, no chaser.
- [scoffs] - Huh?
- Hello, hello, hello.
[all greeting] - The shoes!
- Yes for the shoes. - Oh, my God.
- Now, let's just see if I can make it down the stairs.
[laughter]
Good morning, All Stars.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I have a Mission Impossible for you.
- Oh, jeez. - Ooh.
- Oh, Pit Crew.
[door opens]
- Oh. - Oh.
- Okay. [laughter]
- Ladykins, it's time for you to put on
your big-girl panties.
- Ooh. - Oh.
all: Oh.
- Come on, Grandma. - Okay.
- That's not really my aesthetic.
- Today's Mini Challenge, if you choose to accept it,
is to wiggle your way into these panties.
But you have to do it without using your hands.
- Oh, okay. - Okay.
- Ooh, I can't wait.
- Ladykins, the first queen to pull up your panties
without using your hands
will set a new world record.
[dramatic music]
This Mini Challenge will self-destruct in one minute.
- [chuckles]
- Ready...
set...
go.
- Oh. - Oh, Jesus.
- Listen, I've never had to pull
my pants up without any hands.
Usually they pull them down for me if we get to that point.
- Oh... my God. - Okay, wait, it's...
- I think that if you have shape like A'keria or Morphine,
it's easy to move panties around a shape.
And let me tell you, myself and Lucky Starzzz
ain't got no kind of ass.
- Ooh. Ooh.
- It's like putting a panty on a ruler.
- God damn.
- Come on.
- Hold on. - Let me see.
- I feel like A'keria's struggling.
'cause, girl, she got a whole lot
of badonkadonk on that tonk.
- So this is what Bellevue looks like.
- Uh-huh. [laughter]
- Wait, hold on.
- Okay, wait. - Get away from me, bitch.
- Girl, you rollin' up on me.
[upbeat music]
- How fucking hard could it be to put on panties?
[grunting]
Evidently, very.
- Three, two, one.
Time's up.
Now, y'all got your panties in a bunch.
But, sadly, no one is a winner, baby.
[light laughter]
So you leave me no choice
but to give each of you...
$500.
- Oh. - Yay.
- Thank you.
- One small step for science,
one giant leap for goddamn stupidity.
[laughter]
All Stars, call me old-fashioned,
but nothing beats a night out at your favorite local bar.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's where friends, go-go dancers, DJs,
bartenders, and drag performers come together
to create community and let it all hang out.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to use materials inspired
by different types of queer bars
and turn them into high fashion, darling.
The inspirations include the leather bar,
like the Ramrod in Fort Lauderdale.
- All right. - I wonder what they do there.
- I wonder.
The country-and-western bar,
like the Round-up Saloon in Dallas.
- All right. - Yes.
- The tropical bar, like Hula's in Honolulu, Hawaii.
- Yes.
- There's the piano bar,
like Martuni's in San Francisco.
The kitschy bar,
like Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood.
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
- Or Hamburger Mary's all across this damn country.
[laughter]
And, finally, the white party.
Flashback to epic celebrations
in Miami and beyond.
- Yes.
- Morgan McMichaels,
you won last week's lip sync.
So you get to choose your materials first.
- Ooh.
- Which bar do you choose?
- I think that I'm going to go leather.
- I knew it. I knew it. - Yeah.
- Girl. - I could definitely see that.
- You know, it fits.
- Now, Morgan, you get to choose who picks next.
- A'keria.
- I'm going to go with the white party.
Y'all know I'm known for the glitz and the glam.
I saw a disco ball, some white, shiny fabric.
Okay, this might be my gig a little bit.
- All right, A'keria, who chooses next?
- I'm just going to go with Mystique.
- Yes.
Season 2, I went home with this.
So you know what?
Let's do redeeming, country-western bar.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Okay. Mystique, who chooses next?
- Let's go just straight down the line--Dawn.
- They act like this is some form of democracy
and everyone's going down the line.
And, girl, I am laser looking at piano bar.
And thank God Dawn is my ride-or-die
in this bracket, 100,000%.
Um...
Oh, shit. [laughs]
I think I'm going to have to go
with the piano bar.
- Oh.
- Fuck Dawn.
Fuck everybody at this point, girl.
I have five feathers left.
At this point, I'm going to be a hairless duck...
just hairless, no feathers.
I'm done. I'm plucked, girl.
- Sorry, girl.
Did I fuck her over a little bit? Maybe.
But if not, I was fucking myself over.
I'm sorry.
- All right, Dawn, who chooses next?
- I'm going to keep it going--
Ms. Morphine Love.
- All right, Morphine, which bar do you choose?
- What's left?
- Tropical and kitsch.
- I'll do tropical.
- All right, which leaves the kitschy bar
to Miss Lucky Starzzz.
- I don't even know what the hell "kitsch" means.
What is kitschy? Can somebody please inform me?
I need a dictionary immediately.
- All Stars, you can use your own hair, accessories,
and undergarments, but the rest of your look
needs to come from the materials provided.
And as always, your bar queen couture should show off
your unique drag style.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
- Oh, yeah. - Here we go.
- [laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Hey. [indistinct chatter]
- Ooh, yes.
This week's Maxi Challenge is to create a couture,
high-fashion look from materials inspired
by queer bars all across the country.
- I knew you were going to pick that one.
That's so you.
- Well, it was either this, piano bar, or white party.
- I won the very first challenge
on "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 2.
It was a design challenge.
But season 2 was 16 years ago.
Now expectations are higher
when it comes to design challenges.
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- I'm going to have to keep up.
[soft music plays from music box]
- Is this the lip-sync song?
[laughs]
I have a history of doing very well
in design challenges on "Drag Race,"
but I never won anything.
So going through the piano-bar materials,
it's even better than I thought.
Oh, my God. I got some good shit over here.
I think my chances to win are good.
But do I feel comfortable? Absolutely fucking not.
I only have 1 point above these other girls, okay?
I got to keep this shit cooking.
Oh.
Morphine.
- I hate you. - Will you be my Valentine?
- No.
Never.
- That's not very nice.
- I really wanted piano bar.
I know. You did me dirty, sister.
- I did. I'm so sorry.
- Dawn is a rotted elf...
period.
You didn't pick it just 'cause I wanted it, right?
- No, absolutely not.
Well, because you know what was left?
Fucking piano bar, tropical bar, and kitsch bar.
- But kitsch bar is so you, though.
- Don't fucking ever say that to me again,
you nasty, rotted bitch.
- This reminds me of, like, my grandma's home in Miami.
I'm upset about getting tropical bar
because it's just too on the nose.
Like, everyone knows I'm from Miami.
Everybody knows I'm tropical. Everybody knows--
I wanted to do something different.
So I'm a little very upset.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
- It's a map. - Baby, that's a corset.
- There's 2 weeks left in the bracket,
and I only have 1 point.
If I don't win this, it can get really hard
to make it to the semifinals.
I've never been in this mindset,
and I'm trying to get out of it, you know what I mean?
- This white beading is really fun.
- Yes, I'm happy I got this.
I'm not really a sewer,
but I am determined to get this together.
I'm just going to do what I can...
- Yeah. - Hope for the best.
I mean, on my third sewing challenge, I looked great.
- It's just, for me, a bit basic.
- I believe the placement was, what, no?
- Dawn, I don't need this right now.
Get out of here. Leave me alone.
- Girl, you already working.
- I'm trying to create, like, the base for a headpiece.
- Oh.
- The character is a party monster.
- That girl got the hot glue all on her hands.
That's not burning? - No.
You know what's burning? - No.
I don't want to know. - My passion...
- Oh, I thought you was going to say something--
- And my pussy. - Yeah.
See? There you go. They got a pill for that.
- I went home on a design challenge on my season.
It was not me at all. It was not my aesthetic.
It was not my style.
- This isn't your strong suit.
So maybe get back to what is.
- But these kitschy materials are not that bad
now that I'm looking at them.
You know what? Maybe the drag gods are with me today.
This could be a real redemption.
None of these girls could do what I do.
- You have glue all in your hair.
- I know. That's what happens over here.
[upbeat music]
- Hey, A'keria.
Hey, come here. I have a question for you.
This is what I'm thinking.
- Mm-hmm.
- Having this as a bathing suit.
Right?
- A leather bathing suit? - Yeah.
- Or a leotard? - There you go--leotard.
Sorry. - Oh, okay.
- Sewing is not my expertise.
I pay people to do that for me.
So who is giving us AP sewer?
A'keria. So come here, baby.
It's time to give auntie emotional support.
- And you know how Michelle feels about leotards.
- Right.
- Because you still want it to be high fashion.
And you already got the critiques last week
that you were the shy person.
- In this look, I kept trying to see La Toya,
but I kept seeing Albertina Walker.
- When I watched the performance,
I thought you were shy.
- But you want to do something that's going
to make yourself stand out. - True.
I need help with that, doing all that crap.
- Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, look at your sketch. [laughs]
- Playing around, girl. We're not--
[both laughing]
- Granted, I don't sketch whatsoever.
But I wouldn't know where to start with her sketch.
Like, y'all remember the game hangman?
It's not even that good.
I just don't want you to Albernita yourself.
[both laugh] - Bitch, fuck you, too.
- Albernita goes to the rodeo.
- Look, like... [laughs]
- Who do you guys think is your biggest competition
in this challenge?
- No, not me. No.
I would say Dawn. - For me, it's you and Dawn.
- Is Dawn a seamstress?
- Yeah, a major fucking seamstress.
- Well, you know how to sew.
- I'm self-taught.
But when I sew, it's very trial and error.
So, being that we're limited, I can't really play
trial and error.
From what I produce at home,
I think people feel as if, you know, oh, A'keria's going
to excel in this challenge.
- This is your challenge to win.
So think about that.
- But this is not my creative process whatsoever.
I have to be cooking or doing something random,
and then, you know, my idea will pop up.
Here, it's a different ball game.
Or what if I did a big, stupid coat?
I just don't know yet.
But I really want this to do something.
There's no room for error. There's no time for error.
Fuck room.
- You know what to do.
- I don't have a clue.
[upbeat music]
- I don't know why I have these hankies in all this color,
because, you know, it's big.
In the leather community--
- Oh, the hanky code? - Yes.
What color should we give the girls and in what pockets?
- The hanky code in the gay community
was an undercover thing back in the day
to let people know, here's what I'm into.
I'm the giver. I'm the taker. Left, right.
- Who should get pink?
- We found ways to be ourselves through fashion.
And I think that's pretty fucking genius.
Who looks like they like dildos?
Morphine.
- Here you go.
- Oh, I like this color. - You see?
Morgan, you was right. She said she likes the color.
That means you love dildos.
- I like the color pink, obviously.
But I'm a Christian woman.
I don't play with those things.
- What about cream?
- Morphine. - Morphine.
Here you go.
- What does this mean?
- Learn your history.
- And I'm a virgin.
[person laughs] Why are you laughing?
I look like I'm here to do housekeeping.
- [laughs]
- Housekeeping.
Girl. - You said it.
- I can say it.
I come from a long line of housekeepers, honey.
- Hey, All Stars.
- Hi, Ru. all: Hey.
- We've got company.
- Uh-oh.
- Hi, bitches. [screaming]
- Damey!
- I brought drink tickets.
- Yes.
- It is time for the walkthrough with Ru.
And our very special guest today is Raven.
And I am so excited to see my bestie.
Raven and I competed together on season 2.
We've been friends for decades.
She's a truth teller. There's no bullshit with her.
- Say hello to Raven.
- Hi. - Hi, Morphine.
You look gorgeous. - Thank you.
- What's your history with design challenges?
- I am a drag design-challenge survivor.
- [laughs] - Yes, girl.
Like, the first two challenges, I was safe.
And the third one,
I did, like, a goth, mermaid-tail gown.
I thought I was maybe going to be, like, in the top.
But I was bottom three, but it's fine.
- So this time around, did you come with a silhouette
that you know how to make?
- I'm doing mermaid-tail pants. - Okay.
- Like, very Selena Quintanilla.
- Yeah.
- Because tropical is not really, like, grand.
And I'm trying to make tropical, like, grand--
maybe like a tropical goddess.
I don't know.
- Obviously, you're from Florida.
You frequent tropical gay clubs.
- Uh-huh, yeah. - So maybe it's kismet.
Maybe you will turn this out and be in the top two.
- Top two. Please. My God.
- Just do what you know, and make it fabulous.
- And here's drink tickets. - [gasps] Thank you.
Should I get one more since I didn't get that point?
- No, but we're going to need to see your ID.
- Oh, girl. They always ask me that now.
I look young.
- Hello, Dawn.
- How are we?
Oh, is that a bug?
- It's a fly. - Damn, girl. What the fuck?
- That's who I am. - [laughs]
- I will fuck a fly up, trust me.
- Did you bring this body form with you?
- I did.
- I'm very intrigued as to what this is going to become.
- Yeah, I got the piano bar,
and I'm going for something very structural.
- It looks like a lampshade right now.
That's pretty elaborate, that outfit.
- Yes, it is.
- Raven, is it a toot or a boot?
- Well, based on just the sketch, it's a toot.
- And, you know, I appreciate that because you
booted me a lot in my season. - I did?
- Really? - She did.
- I'm going to boot it.
I'm going to boot it all I want.
I'm going to give it a boot. I'm giving it a boot.
For all of the boots...
[laughter]
I'll give you two more. - Thank you, Raven. Thank you.
My sketch gets a toot.
I should feel confident, but I'm just hoping
that I don't run out of time.
- I got kitschy, the kitschy bar.
- Okay. - Okay.
- And what I got from that is color, prints, craziness.
I'm thinking of literally being a party monster.
- Well, that's right up your alley, isn't it?
- 100%. - So do you, bitch.
- I'm having a lot of fun.
- Fun, shmun. I've heard you girls say that.
$200,000.
- You know what? Fuck fun.
How about that? - Yeah.
- Fuck fun.
- You can have fun with drink tickets.
Actually, I'll give you six.
They're made of paper. Use them in your look.
- Oh, my God.
They're going to be the earrings--how about that?
- Ooh.
Another body form. - Oh.
- I brought this dress form from home.
You know, they don't really make mannequins in my size.
So I had to make sure that the curves...
- Uh-huh. - Get the curve.
- Aside from coming to this competition,
do you travel with a sewing machine...
- All the time. - To others?
All the time? Because you never--
a woman is never sure. - You never know.
Yeah, and someone may need something.
- Do you charge them? - Oh.
Do you work for free?
[laughter]
- No.
- Thank you.
- And you made your outfit last week.
- Yes, I did. - That was really beautiful.
Good for you.
- And your design challenges--s you did well.
- Mm, I would say...
- You didn't win any of the design challenges?
- I didn't win any design challenges.
- Oh. Now you got the white party.
Do you have a sketch or anything that you're thinking?
- No. I don't know exactly what I'm doing with it, but--
- Okay. All right.
Well, this is beautiful fabric.
I'm excited to see what you come up with.
- The weight of the world is on my shoulders
because Ru knows I travel with a sewing machine,
and she knows that I design my costumes.
But yet I haven't won a design challenge here.
- Some drink tickets. - Oh, where's the bar?
I have to figure out what I'm doing,
because this is a great opportunity
for me to add some more points to the board.
So it's like, you're going to either shit
or get off the pot.
- Mystique Summers,
this is your old competitor from season 2.
- I know, and the ho that sent me home
from country and western is here.
- Oh, that's right. - Yeah.
I picked country western, because I was like,
season 2, I went home with this.
Let's try it now.
- Which is sometimes okay.
- I don't want to play safe. - No.
You want to be in the top.
- Well, girl, correct, but I don't want nobody to be like,
well, she picked piano bar 'cause she already know that
and that's her strongest aesthetic.
I'd rather be the one to be like, you know what?
Let's just chance it, and we'll see where this is going to go.
- Which is fierce. - Yes.
- But let's hope it works in your favor.
- Yes, because what I'm designing
is more like executive, where it's almost like a pencil skirt
with, like, a sheer, almost blouse at the top,
with a nice brown leather coat. - Okay.
- Ru and Raven are surprised that I went
with the country bar.
But last week the judges said that I seemed shy and timid.
So I can't keep coasting.
I'd rather take that risk and fail
than play it safe.
- Morgan, say hello to Raven.
- Damey. - Hi, Damey.
- Obviously, Raven and yourself are very close.
- Like a barnacle stuck to my ass.
But we separate our work and friendship.
- Mm-hmm. - This is her job.
I'm a contestant. She has an Emmy.
- You have an enema. [laughter]
- Okay. You won last week's challenge.
So you got to choose first.
You chose leather bar.
Do you have a sketch, or do you have an idea?
- I do not have a sketch, but I like structure.
Then I've cut all of these.
And I'm planning on creating structure with flowers.
- I saw you in a full leather outfit
last week in the Werk Room.
Your concept, is it something you've done before?
- No.
The direction I want to go is more of a glamorous thing.
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, tight in here, loose out here.
- Now, that's unusual for you, isn't it?
- What I want to do is kind of--
Now you fucked me up. - No, no.
You're going to-- No, I'm just teasing.
- Ru is definitely making me question
which direction I should be going in.
And I'm a little nervous
because I have to be in the top.
- Drive home safely. [RuPaul laughing]
- Because I'm in the lead,
and I know nobody else is giving me their point.
I can guarantee it.
- [laughing]
[upbeat electronic music]
[music slows to a stop]
- Hey, Morphine. Are you cold over there?
- No.
- Are you always so naked?
- I'm usually always naked. It's really hot in Miami.
- Do you like the view?
- I don't know. I'm still undecided right now.
- [laughs] - Oh. How did it make you feel?
- It got me a little hot but not bothered yet.
- Well, I finished. [squeals]
- You're done? Wait, put it on.
- Not in front of you. - Oh, my God.
- You're going to judge me.
My biggest concern with this design challenge
is having unfinished edges, not having hems,
it looking hodgepodgey.
Look at that.
- Girl, it's giving the pre-patterned tights
that I buy at my local Goodwill.
- Girl, that was disrespectful as fuck.
I'm going to eat you up in this fucking challenge, bitch.
- Yes, you are.
I'm rooting for you, girl.
- What's wrong, Poops? - Hmm?
- What's wrong?
- Right now I'm feeling the added pressure
of everyone expecting me to excel.
And I think that's messing with my idea process.
- Do you feel strong for this? - No.
I'm stuck.
- Hey, A'keria, when you get a chance, can you show me
how to put the shirts together?
- Bring it here. Let me see.
- A'keria, stretch fabric if it's a bodysuit--
should it stretch this way or this way?
- I can help you.
- A'keria, when I cover this--
- This is what you should do, baby.
I don't mind helping, of course.
But I'm really nervous, because y'all at least have
y'all meat and potatoes.
I don't even have a plate.
So, you know, at this point,
it's like, you know what, A'keria?
Just jump on the sewing machine,
and, bitch, you could go from there.
- The girls are sewing. You hear that?
[sewing machines clacking] [laughs]
- It looks goddamn big. What the fuck?
- You like my head? - Yeah.
- It's real big, huh?
It's a big head.
- What's that?
- Ah! - Ooh.
- Oh, my God.
Uh-uh.
You're not going to out-headpiece me.
Is it a battle of the headpieces, sister?
Not on my watch!
- Sister, you have a crack. - No, sister.
That's going to be hidden, sister.
- Oh, good. Good. - This is drag, sister.
No, it is not about all the headpieces.
She is not making a headpiece.
She's making a fungal overgrowth.
Rooting for you, queen. - Me too.
You know I'm the biggest Dawn fan.
- Oh, yes.
- Did anybody in here watch our country challenge
on season 2 of "RuPaul's Drag Race"?
Obviously, Mystique was a part of it.
- I just watched it. - Mystique, baby.
- What?
- Mystique, now, I'm not going to lie, girl,
when I tell you I laughed so hard at that wig.
- Yes, yes.
- But you went home on that challenge?
- Yeah.
- So this is your redemption. - Right.
Why is Morgan McMichaels all up in my goddamn business?
What you need to do is create your costume.
I just think you've been doing
all these little circles and everything,
and you're getting a little worried.
- Yeah, I'm getting there. How are you doing, though?
- I'm doing good so far. So far, so good.
- Let's see. Can I see you? - No, not yet.
- Okay. - Wait until A'keria help me
finish mine and then destroy it.
- All right, I'll come over there in a minute.
Let me finish doing this. - Oh, yeah.
[upbeat music]
- Is this, like, the biggest shower cap
you've ever seen in your life?
- What in the Super Mario Brothers
is happening over there?
- We're in a Mushroom Kingdom. - Mm, mm.
- Trust the process, honey. Trust the process.
[laughing]
[sighs] Let me get back to work.
- [sighs]
- Are you good, Mary?
- As long as I get these things done,
then I can figure out what the fuck I'm doing.
Between my rose detailing
and the leaves on the back of my train,
I'm going to have to cut out probably hundreds
of circles and triangles.
There will be no sleep for me.
Okay, let's try her again.
[clunk]
both: Oh. - Bitch.
- ♪ Concussion ♪
I got to get this done, and it has to look full.
It has to look fantastic,
and it has to look finished well.
My head still hurts from you headbutting me.
- No, bitch, I think you did that on purpose.
If you're trying to kick me out of the competition--
- Same to you.
- Well, bitch, it wouldn't be by headbutting you.
- Ow.
- Ha, told you I'd take you out of here, bitch.
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- This is going to look like a butthole.
- [laughs] - I need to pivot my strategy.
- I don't think you can go back.
- I just need to use a different fabric.
- But we live.
- No, I'm going to use a different fabric.
- What you thinking, Lincoln?
- I'm going to do the sequins dress with the design on it.
Finally, I have my vision.
It's a mixture of fashion and pageantry and creativity.
So we're going to be, like, a space-alien Barbie
meets a galactic pageant whore.
- It's the end of the night. We're almost done.
How do we feel?
Do we feel cunt? Do we feel great?
- You look like you're going to do well.
- I look like a hope and a dream.
I'm taking the white fur to make a boa.
I have some sequined fabric
that I have to cut into appliqué pieces.
I need all the stones I can get.
Don't run away from me, Argentina.
But it's crunch time.
And, bitch, I don't know if I have enough time
to get it done.
I am in complete frantic mode.
- A'keria, are you excited?
[laughs]
Work.
- [laughing]
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, this is how I feel right now.
This is how I feel right now.
- [vocalizing]
- Save a horse. Ride a queer.
[laughter]
We're getting ready
to present our bar-queen couture looks on the runway.
- Oh, my God, I'm so exhausted.
- Everybody looks so drained.
Bitch, everybody is, like, walking in so slow,
like a real body.
- Did anyone sleep at all? - Nope.
- No. I don't know what sleep is.
I feel a lot better than I did
at the beginning of this process.
I have really did what I need to do with this look.
Like, she has now arrived.
So did you keep the facial hair
because you're doing, like, a leather look?
- Oh, I forgot to shave. - [laughing]
- Oh, no.
Who thinks they have a good standing to be in the top?
- I like my outfit.
- I think I'm very excited for mine.
- You're excited for yours?
- Yeah, 'cause I'm a party-monster piñata
eleganza extravaganza club kid.
Cha-cha Brown.
I'm everything, bitch.
- Well, I know what I am-- confused.
- Mystique, how do you feel today?
- I feel great.
I feel accomplished.
- I know Mystique really, really well.
And our season 2 sisterhood is very strong.
I want to have a quick little chat with you.
Last week, she was critiqued by the judges
as being kind of shy and in the back.
- The performance seemed a little subdued.
- I seen the fire under Mystique's ass on season 2.
So this week I want Mystique to bring Mystique.
I feel like I just want to tell you--
this week give me the Mystique that I know.
- Oh, yeah.
- So, when you hit that runway today, bitch,
I want the fucking crazy-ass--
- The high energy and all that stuff.
Yeah. - Sell the garment.
- Morgan has given me friendly advice, which is sweet.
A sisterhood is all about uplifting
and helping each other.
We might argue.
That's okay, because sisters fight.
And I know Morgan gots my back.
- [vocalizing]
♪ I'm gonna make it ♪
- Tell me your friends are crazy
without telling me your friends are crazy.
- I'm a bad bitch with a bang.
Ha!
♪ ♪
- Finally, I get to do a design challenge
that is very, like, me.
I think the judges are going to be very intrigued.
- You got kitsch bar, right? - I got kitsch bar.
- Which is right up your alley.
- And it's, like, inspired by Hamburger Mary's, right?
- And, you know, I've worked
for Hamburger Mary's for about 20 years.
- What about Hamburger Mary's was always so special to you?
- I love Hamburger Mary's.
I've been a part of that show since my first days in drag.
I've worked there forever.
Like, we used to, like, get ready
on a pool table back in the day.
- Damn. - Whoa.
- Yeah. - That's cool.
- You remember the first performance
and the first time you did drag.
Like, you remember the club. - Oh, yeah.
- I used to do boy shows at first, though.
- Shut the fuck up. - What?
- And I named myself Fabio because of the man
on the front of the books-- the very handsome guy.
- Fabio, with the hair.
- But I couldn't really express myself.
And I started entertaining so that I could express myself.
- That's why it's important to have queer spaces to do that.
You just have to take care of the queer bars, especially now.
- The hatred is very, very deep.
- Yeah. - I'll tell you this, though.
You never forget where you come from.
- I'm a full believer in that.
- The world doesn't revolve around nightlife, obviously.
But I think in a lot of ways, queer people in any space
can feel a bit targeted or a bit ostracized.
And a queer bar is one of the only places you can go
and you just feel safe.
- I started actually performing at this little club
called Azúcar.
It was hosted by this gorgeous queen
named Morphine Love Dion.
And I was like, oh, bitch, she is sickening.
- Thank you. - Not sickening enough
to give a point to, but sickening nonetheless.
- Ooh! - Exactly.
- Wake it up. Wake it up, Auntie Morgan.
Wake it the fuck up.
- She didn't say a word to me in the dressing room.
- Ah. - She didn't say a word to me.
- That is not fucking true. - Bitch, that is the truth.
- So you not giving me a point is basically
because I didn't talk to you that one time?
- Sister--
- No, no, you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
- If Mystique is next to me being super sweet,
helping me last week, and I have my Miami sister
throwing shade from the distance--
- What was I throwing shade at?
I would never throw shade at you.
I've never said anything negative about you ever,
not once.
- Now, sister... [laughs] - Today.
- No, I would love to do it. But--
- No, no, no. It's okay, sister.
Don't worry about it.
- Morphine is using a little bit of shade
and a little bit of guilt to get these points, for sure.
And I don't know if that's going to work in her favor.
I don't know--I go based off of, like, who helped me a lot,
who, like, was there for me,
and, also, Mystique was being so sweet.
- I'm intrigued by this whole thing
between Lucky and Mystique, because...
I think it's bullshit.
- Like, if Mystique wasn't so sweet to me last week,
you know what I mean?
Like, you've been so, so amazing.
- Well, hey. It's like, whatever.
- If the bond between Mystique and Lucky
was made that quickly, it will also break that quickly.
I feel like, give your points to whomever you choose.
It doesn't have to be
this, like, long, drawn-out story, though.
"She did so much for me.
She gave me a hug. I walked her dog."
- Girl, these true feelings are coming out.
- And I'm not saying that it's insincere.
But just be like, hey, I like this bitch this week.
So here's the point.
- Yeah, Morphine, she just didn't like you last week.
- A'keria, you might want to move
because I think she ready to throw something.
- Oh, I don't believe in accidents, so I throw it back.
[laughter]
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
- ♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
- Slay.
- ♪ And what? ♪
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race: Tournament of All Stars."
In the clerb, we all fam.
It's Michelle Visage.
Now, Michelle, what was your first gay bar?
- It was Tracks on 19th Street in Chelsea.
And the weirdest smell was in the air, like pungent.
I was with my house father.
He said, oh, honey, that's angel dust.
- [laughs]
- But I'm still here, Ru. I'm still here.
- Style superstar Carson Kressley,
what was your first gay bar?
- Oh, Ru, it was Splash, also in Chelsea.
And they had all those half-naked go-go boys
taking showers onstage.
It was good, clean fun.
[laughter]
- And the dazzling Kate Hudson.
Welcome, my darling.
- Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.
- Kate, what was your first gay bar?
- I was 18 or 19.
And it was Jackie 60.
And I was with my mom.
And she snuck me in, and it was, like, wonderful.
- Wow, I remember Jackie 60.
Now, who's your mom? [laughter]
We're so happy you're here. - Oh, I'm so happy to be here.
- This week we challenged our queens
to create high-fashion looks
with materials inspired by iconic queer bars.
And tonight on the runway, category is bar-queen couture.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
♪ Mother of the house ♪
[RuPaul's "Mother of the House"]
Up first, Dawn, representing the piano bar.
Oh, my gosh. - Ooh.
- Look at the head on that thing.
- Tonight I'm giving you Mistress Bernadette
of the Big Head Brothel.
[laughs fancily]
I am covered up head to toe
in beautiful red, shiny shit.
- She's got a lot of balls for wearing this, on her elbows.
- I was very inspired by avant-garde,
structured silhouettes.
It gives Dawn, kooky, with slutty little bitch.
- The best little glory hole in Texas.
- ♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪
A'keria C. Davenport, representing the white party.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
- Your disco needs her.
- Am I the drama, with all of this?
I'm definitely the drama.
The grande dame,
Ms. Galaxy Continental at space,
at large, bitch.
- This child got a cozy on her ass.
- Okay. - Mm-hmm.
- I have my 12-inch ponytail
with a blunt cut coming out the back.
Oh, but that's not it.
Bitch, each bottom is triangles.
Get into it.
- And when you wear this, you don't ever
have to Swiffer your floor.
- No, never do. - It's built-in.
- Yeah.
♪ Mother of the house ♪
Mystique Summers, representing the country-western bar.
- Howdy.
- I'm giving y'all rich oil-field worker's wife
that's on her way to cash that alimony check
in her nice leather overcoat
with a little matching fringe,
blue-jean skirt, with a little bit of silver-dollar stones.
- She owns 51% of this steak house.
[laughter]
- My hair is jacked up to Jesus.
Chandelier earrings with a big old purse
with nothing but bills in it.
- This is not her first gay rodeo.
- No.
Morgan McMichaels, representing leather bar.
Oh. - Oh.
- Morgan, may I sleep with danger?
- I am feeling my full leather-bar madame fantasy
in my black vinyl,
with my flowers and my corset and the studs.
And, of course, the leaves in the back on my train.
- It's Reba McEntire for Frederick's of Hollywood.
- I'm giving nature, nurture, leather,
hard-core, soft-core.
I'm giving fucking runway porn, bitch.
- Her safe word is "Armor All."
♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪
Morphine, representing the tropical bar.
Cha-cha, bitch.
- I am a Tropicana goddessa.
I have these two gigantic palm leaves in my hair
to really give that tropical vibe.
- Let's have a tiki.
- A tiki?
- The bell bottoms are hitting the floor perfectly.
The hint of pearls are delicious.
My sleeves are the perfect length.
And I look and feel like I'm in Ibiza or something--
or the Caribbean.
I don't know anything about geography, but I'm there.
- She likes to suck nuts. - Okay.
- My goodness. - Coconuts.
Lucky Starzzz, representing the kitschy bar.
- [gasps] She got me gagged and glazed.
- I am the party monster, honey.
I have a very unconventional silhouette.
I have all the colors in the world.
I have all this tinsel on me.
I made a mighty cone bra.
And my Latinas know what that means.
I got a big-ass doughnut on my body.
- That doughnut's going to go straight to her hips.
[laughter]
- This doughnut has that pink frosting.
Mmm, delicioso.
- Well, I think my angel dust just kicked in.
- There you go.
- ♪ Mother of the house ♪
[laughing]
Welcome, queens.
Tonight "Tournament of All Star" rules
are in full effect.
I'll name the top two All Stars of the week.
Each will receive two points.
Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win
$10,000 and 1 extra point.
Remember, at the end of this 3-episode bracket,
the top 2 queens with the most points
will continue on to the semifinals.
Now, it's time for the judges' critiques,
starting with Dawn, with piano-bar materials.
- Dawn, this is exquisite.
Not sure what it is.
- It's a really, really gorgeous dick.
- And we love a gorgeous dick, and your little balls, too.
- The color is so beautiful.
You're like a flower from "Alice in Wonderland."
- You said, I'm going to do Victorian piano
shawl realness...
- Exactly. - As so many have done before.
And the only tiny, tiny little tweak I would say
is that it could use some breathing room
somewhere around the neck.
But this is really incredibly good.
- It reminds me of something that Joella wore...
- [laughs]
- Just recently.
- How dare you? [laughter]
- A'keria C. Davenport,
with the white-party materials.
We just got word that Cher has put a hit out on you.
[laughter]
- The silhouette, to me, is incredible.
- The suspended chap skirt--
I just think this is beautiful drag storytelling.
- The way that you use the sequin pieces
in the front to go over the skirt--
oh, my God, A'keria, it's brilliant.
The hair choice, it's so drag. It's so regal.
Even the way some of the appliqués--
whether you wanted them to go that way or not,
the way they're falling down versus staying flat--
- Each piece is cut individually
and hot-glued on top so that it could give that effect
of it peeling over.
- Oh, my God. It's absolutely outrageous.
And I love every bit of it. - Thank you.
- Up next, Mystique Summers,
with the country-western-bar materials.
- I love a little western flair.
I love a stoned fringe.
It gives you that great movement.
This is more campy fun probably
than it is, like, eleganza.
And you are, you know, in very, very deep water
with some of these, you know, seamstresses here.
- Correct.
- So I understand that maybe it's not going to be
as couture-looking.
- This whole look-- I'm completely proud of it
for my first actual--
from start to finish, with a little guidance
from A'keria saying, hey, do it this way,
and I'm like, okay, baby, I got it.
- I think it's so much better than last week.
And what I love most is, you felt really sassy,
and I love that.
I wish the cape was open a little bit more
so it didn't crowd you so much in here,
versus looking more like a blanket
that's laying on your shoulder, so you want to think of that.
- I love the purse.
I love that cowboy hat on that. It's so fun.
- Actually, I think the purse pulls it all together.
And it looks really gorgeous.
All right, thank you. - No, thank you.
- Up next, Morgan McMichaels, with leather-bar materials.
- When you came out, the first thing I thought
was that you were like my mom in "Death Becomes Her."
And I was like, where's the hole?
- Be still, my beating heart.
- Can I hear you say "Madeline Ashton"?
- Mad...
both: Hell.
[laughter] - Mwah, mwah.
- I don't know you to be a sewer.
So the fact that you were able to put this together
and it looks the way that it does is quite admirable.
- I wouldn't really know that you weren't a sewer from this.
For me, this looks
like a really beautifully fashioned bustier.
You've got the cigarette pant and that kind of duster detail,
which I think is very on-brand for you.
It just really works, and it's a pretty silhouette for you.
- Thank you.
I also have to say that A'keria did not only help Mystique,
but she hopped over to my sewing machine,
and she hopped over to her sewing machine.
- She's the Joann's of Joann's Fabric.
[laughter]
- Up next, Morphine Love Dion,
using materials from the tropical bar.
- This made me so happy.
It's, like, very ABBA, like, goes
to Woodstock with the tie-dye. - Yes.
- I personally don't love pearls.
And I feel like we could have gotten
the same effect without pearls all over the whole thing.
- I love the pearls.
Also, the pearls are on the coconut.
I mean, it's just so fun.
- You know what I say? The world is your oyster.
So, you know, wear the pearls. - Yes.
- Maybe just don't wear 47,000 of them.
I just think this could use a little editing
of the netting material around the neckline
and the one around the hip and the two little pearl drops
under the bust line.
I think those are a little distracting,
because I think the silhouette is actually really well done.
- I love this look, and I love pearls.
Sorry. - [laughs]
- I thought it didn't have enough pearls.
- You didn't have enough? - Yeah.
I was going to add pearls to the leaves, to my face.
And I was like, I'm going to add a lot more.
I thought I needed more. - Yeah.
- Okay, less. okay.
- [laughs]
Up next, Lucky Starzzz... - Hello.
- Using materials from the kitschy bar.
- Lucky, are you okay? You're so understated tonight.
[laughter]
- I wanted to be a little more demure tonight.
- There's nobody to better have this category than you.
I don't know what the fuck you are, except a piñata
in a doughnut.
What are you? - A piñata in a doughnut.
[wild laughter]
- Yes.
Fantastic.
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
- Okay.
- You know what I loved, is that it is
so creative and imaginative.
And I don't know how you did that doughnut.
Like, is it, like-- What's on top of the--
- This is actually hot glue that I dripped
all around to make, like, icing detailing.
- Okay. Cool.
- It's "All Stars," so we're looking for details.
We're looking for craftsmanship.
But I love how that fabric or whatever it is,
the mylar kind of look has almost a tiger stripe detail.
And you carry that on through your makeup.
I think that's really, really cool and clever.
The drapes match the carpet or whatever they say.
- I know you were chosen last to get your category,
but I think the gods were in your favor,
because this is meant for you. - Thank you.
- This is meant for you.
Thank you, All Stars. I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,
what do you think?
We are looking for the top two All Stars of the week.
- I loved what Dawn did.
I was just jaw on the ground.
- Every aspect of that, to me, was beautiful--
the color on her, the way it moved,
her silhouette, her body.
- Carson, I know you thought she was a little bundled up,
but I actually really like the chest,
just that kind of little piece open.
- It looked like it was art directed
by some, you know, Hollywood...
- Cecil Beaton or somebody. - Yes, yes. Brilliant.
- I think what A'keria did so well,
and what really put her over the top, in my opinion,
is that she took the materials, white party,
and then she interpreted them in a way
that told the white-party story.
- Spectacular.
Looked like the closing outfit
at the Radio City Music Hall Christmas Extravaganza.
- Or that Bally's show.
- "Jubilee!" - "Jubilee!" Yes, it was that.
- It's clearly an homage to the great Bob Mackie.
- It was even-- I hate to say this--
even beyond Bob Mackie, because she took
the cues from that vibe,
but she made it drag excellence.
- I also loved that she's so wonderful to everybody,
that she's so helpful.
And everyone on the stage that doesn't sew,
like, she was there for them, and I loved it.
- I actually like that Lucky Starzzz came out here
as Lucky tonight, you know? - Mm-hmm.
- This is how Lucky does drag. This is authentic.
- I loved it.
It was colorful and fun.
- I thought it was a really good night for Lucky.
This is the kind of drag Lucky does,
and I'm here for that.
All right, silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my All Stars.
Welcome back, All Stars.
Based on your bar-queen-couture runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
Dawn...
[dramatic music]
A'keria...
♪ ♪
Condragulations.
You're the top two All Stars of the week.
[applause]
And you each earn 2 points.
The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
♪ ♪
- Good luck, Mary. - Let's have fun, okay?
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- Dawn, A'keria, this week you both raised the bar.
But tonight there can only be one winner.
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000,
and a coveted extra point.
♪ ♪
The time has come... [thunder rumbles]
For you to lip-sync
for your legacy!
- I have still never won a lip sync.
And I really need this money.
I really want this point.
So let's hit it.
- Baby, it's $10K on the line.
You're going to have to sit this one out, lil mama.
Like, this is for me.
Drop the beat, baby.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Four, tres, two, uno ♪
[upbeat electronic music]
- ♪ Fergalicious, definition ♪
♪ Make them boys go loco ♪
♪ They want my treasure ♪
♪ So they get their pleasures from my photo ♪
♪ You can see me, you can't squeeze me ♪
♪ I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy ♪
♪ I got reasons why I tease 'em ♪
♪ Boys just come and go like seasons ♪
♪ Fergalicious ♪
- ♪ So delicious ♪
- ♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪
♪ And if you were suspicious ♪
♪ All that shit is fictitious ♪
♪ I blow kisses ♪
♪ That puts them boys on rock, rock ♪
♪ And they be lining down the block ♪
♪ Just to watch what I got ♪
♪ So delicious ♪
- Oh!
- ♪ It's hot, hot ♪
♪ So delicious ♪
♪ They want a taste of what I got ♪
♪ I'm Fergalicious ♪
♪ T-t-t-t-tasty, tasty ♪
♪ Fergalicious, def ♪
♪ Fergalicious def ♪
♪ Def, def, def, def, def, def, def, def ♪
♪ I'm the F to the E-R-G ♪
♪ The I, the E ♪
♪ And can't no other lady put it down like me ♪
♪ I'm Fergalicious ♪
♪ It's hot, hot ♪
♪ So delicious ♪
♪ Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up ♪
♪ Check it out ♪
♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ If you really want me ♪
♪ Honey, get some patience ♪
♪ Maybe then you'll get a taste ♪
♪ Of my tasty, tasty ♪
♪ I'll be laced with lacy ♪
♪ It's so tasty, tasty ♪
♪ It'll make you crazy ♪
- Wha-- [laughs]
- ♪ She delicious - ♪ So delicious ♪
- ♪ But I ain't promiscuous ♪
♪ And if you were suspicious ♪
♪ All that shit is fictitious ♪
♪ I blow kisses ♪
♪ That puts them boys on rock, rock ♪
♪ And they be lining down the block ♪
♪ Just to watch what I got ♪
♪ Four, tres, two, uno ♪
♪ My body stay vicious ♪
♪ I be up in the gym ♪
♪ Just working on my fitness ♪
♪ So delicious ♪
♪ I, I, I ♪
♪ So delicious ♪
♪ T-t-t-t-tasty, tasty ♪
♪ So delicious ♪
- Yeah! [cheers and applause]
All right, now.
- All Stars, I've made my decision.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
A'keria C. Davenport, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby. - Thank you so much.
[upbeat music]
- You've won a cash tip of $10,000,
plus an extra point.
- Morphine, Morgan, Mystique, and Lucky Starzzz,
please step to the front of the stage.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
The bottom 4 queens will now receive 1 point each.
But you must give it away to the All Star you believe
is the MVQ,
the Most Valuable Queen of the week.
Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
only the two queens with the most points
will move on to the semifinals,
and the other queens will be eliminated.
At the end of week two, Dawn and A'keria
are tied with 4 points each.
Morgan McMichaels has 3 points,
and Lucky, Morphine, and Mystique
have 1 point each.
But anything can still happen.
Condragulations, All Stars.
And, remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
all: Amen. - All right.
Now let the music play.
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪