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- Previously on "The
Tournament of All Stars"...
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Bracket 2 competed
in the first
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of their three episodes.
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- Do you think you have
an advantage over the girls
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that haven't been here?
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- Of course she does.
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- You're big competition.
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- The girls see me
as big competition.
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Y'all right.
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But at the same time,
put the eyes on another ho.
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- There's three Latinas,
you, me, and Crystal.
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- Do you think there's a
possible Tres Leches alliance?
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- Okay.
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- My strategy is
coming together, honey.
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- If there's only two girls
moving forward,
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it's going to be
a little bit tricky.
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- Punani Pekpek.
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- Punani Pekpek alliance?
- Oh, my gosh. [laughs]
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- I'm playing 3D chess.
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- Aura Mayari,
bitch, you can sing.
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- Oh, thanks!
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- You're intoxicating to watch.
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- Crystal Methyd.
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- You blew me away.
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- It was wonderful to see.
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- Aura Mayari
and Crystal Methyd,
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condragulations.
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You're the top two
All Stars of the week,
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and you've each earned
two points.
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Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,
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win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.
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Crystal Methyd, condragulations.
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You're a winner, baby.
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- Yes!
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- You've earned an extra point.
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The bottom four queens will
each receive one point.
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But you must give it away
to the All Star
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you believe is the Most
Valuable Queen of the week.
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Choose wisely, because at
the end of this bracket,
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the two queens
with the most points
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will move on to the semifinals.
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♪ ♪
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- Whoo!
[laughs]
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Ah! She's a winner, baby!
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- I wanted to disco so bad!
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- I know.
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- I was ready to give
the Salina, bitch.
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- And the best part about it
is, the girls are mad.
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Us hos, we really killed
that challenge,
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and I'm so excited
that we don't have to worry
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about passing out MVQ points.
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Uh! That feels so sickening.
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- Congratulations,
both of y'all.
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- Congrats, congrats, congrats.
- Thank you.
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Thank you, guys.
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The scoreboard leader.
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And I have three EsTitties.
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[laughter]
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- I didn't realize
you had a third leg.
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I should have brought out
my third leg.
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- Oh.
[laughter]
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- It makes sense
that y'all won.
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You know, we struggled
with the singing
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over here a little bit
with our group,
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although we pulled through.
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- Yes, I'm not
the greatest singer,
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but I still gave
a great performance,
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and I'm proud of it.
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- I thought I was going to hear
Silky's name
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up there for some reason.
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- I just wanted to--
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I--I don't know.
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I-I-I--
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I am fighting the demons
on the inside,
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and I'm trying to, like,
literally keep it together.
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Because this is my fourth time
on this show.
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This is all y'alls second time.
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I don't want the strategy
to come in so much,
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you know, that y'all are,
like, holding it against me.
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Because just like
y'all worked to be here,
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I worked equally as hard.
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That's really
what I'm feeling right now.
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I know these hos already said
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that they see me
as big competition.
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And now these girls can
knock me off my game.
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Because in reality, if you
have zero points week one,
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you ain't moving forward, baby.
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So I better at least
get one point.
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I ain't too proud to beg,
and that's all I'm gonna say.
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If you see it and you like it,
if I get one point,
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two points, three points, four.
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I don't know what y'all
gonna do, but I still that ho.
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All right?
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- I think I've made up my mind.
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April is my duet partner,
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and she's a part
of my Tres Leches alliance.
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So I hope in my heart
that I'll have her point.
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- Who's going first, ladies?
- ♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪
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- I'll go first.
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- Oye?
- Yeah.
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I'll give this to Salina,
just because we really bonded.
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You didn't scream at me
for my amazing voice.
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So thank you, sister.
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- Thank you, sister.
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- Gracias, mi amor.
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I wanted to give
my point to Salina
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because we work together,
and I was grateful for her.
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It wasn't really
because of the alliance,
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but it ended up being
kind of in the alliance.
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So I guess I am in an alliance?
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But I'm not?
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So, in this moment, sure.
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Let's just play the game.
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- I think I'm going to stay
true to LA
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and my scene partner,
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because without you,
at the end of the day,
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I could not have done
as good as I did.
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And, yes, I did pick up
a lot of the slack, bitch.
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So I feel like,
thank you for that.
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- Gracias, mi amor.
- Te quiero mucho.
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- Igual, bebé.
- Damn.
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- Me and Salina talked
about the Pekpek alliance.
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But she gave
her point to April,
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and I don't blame her,
because I was in the top two.
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But I'm going to keep
my eyes on her.
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- I will be giving my point...
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♪ ♪
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To Ornacia.
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[laughter]
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- Which one?
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You brought nine.
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- Exactly.
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Ms. Silky, because, child,
you are a relentless lady,
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and I love everything
that you do,
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and I want to see you
keep moving forward.
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- Thank you.
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Well, Vivacious, what you did
and produced had great energy,
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and that deserves
to be rewarded.
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- Thank you so, so very much.
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Truly appreciate it.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Silky.
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Thanks for looking out.
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- Let's get out of here!
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- Yes, queens!
- Yes.
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- Week one is now in the books.
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- The wig is on!
The wig is on!
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The wig is on!
- Not in the back.
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- Everyone stuck to their
partner in this MVQ ceremony.
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- Bah! Bah!
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- But don't let that fool you.
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This competition is
every queen for herself,
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and it's all about
how you play the social game.
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I have an alliance.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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- Don't--don't tell.
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- And I only have one rule.
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It could be with you,
it could be with you.
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- Ooh, a secret alliance.
- It could be with you.
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When you're good to Mother,
Mother will be good to you.
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- She's struggling.
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- Fuck you, bitch.
- Hey.
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- I heard you say,
watch her struggle to get up.
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- I didn't say--
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- Girl, but guess what?
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It was really in my mind,
'cause I am struggling.
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[laughter]
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- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"
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will snatch an official
makeup collaboration
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with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
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and a cash prize of $200,000.
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With our extra special
guest judge Gina Gershon.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪
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♪ Best drag queen win ♪
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[upbeat music]
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- Yay!
[cheering]
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♪ ♪
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- All right, ladies.
- Good morning.
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Good morning.
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- Oh, look at Silk.
Of course.
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- You better work.
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- Baby, it's a new week.
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Week one, I wasn't in the top.
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Week two will be the rebuild,
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because I'm only one point
behind Aura.
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I know I can make that up.
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Baby, I'm feeling so great,
I done put on my good hair.
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[laughs]
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- What's the inspo today, bitch?
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- You know
what the inspo was today?
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- What?
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- To be that bitch.
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- No, bitch.
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This is crazy.
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It looks like a piñata.
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[record scratches]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- The shade will reveal itself.
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- The shade will reveal itself.
- What?
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- April, I am
so surprised by you.
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- You know what's good
about piñatas?
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- What?
- They filled with the goodies.
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- Ooh.
[laughter]
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[siren wails]
- Ah!
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- Ooh, girl.
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- She done already
done had herses.
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Those who can, do.
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Those who can't,
just watch a YouTube video.
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- Ooh.
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- Hello, hello, hello.
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[all cheering]
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- Come on, blazer.
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- Legs for days.
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- Good morning, All Stars.
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all: Good morning.
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- You know, one good idea
could change the world.
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So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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I want you to write,
produce, and perform
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your very own how-to videos.
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- All right.
- Okay. Okay.
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- Now, as All Stars,
you need to use
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your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent
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to teach the children
on a subject of your choice.
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But remember to make it
fun and informative,
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and most importantly,
keep it short and sweet.
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- That's the hard part for me.
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- The sweetness?
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- Because I know
some of y'all are gonna
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want to go on and on and on.
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But trust and believe,
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ain't nobody got time for that,
Silky.
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[laughter]
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- They already
clocking you, girl.
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- Girl!
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Mama Ru called me out,
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so I have to make her proud.
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Ah!
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- All Stars,
start your engines,
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and may the best
drag queen win.
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- All right.
- Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
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- Here we go.
Time to work.
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- Yes.
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- Are you excited?
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- I love
this kind of challenge.
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Hell yeah.
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For this week's Maxi Challenge,
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we have to write,
produce, and perform
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how-to instructional videos.
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- Okay.
Let's start writing.
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- I'm feeling good.
Okay, yeah.
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00:09:45,862 --> 00:09:47,206
We got to get this together.
- Let's figure this out.
259
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,827
- Baby, this challenge
is what I do.
260
00:09:49,931 --> 00:09:51,793
I love to write.
261
00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,758
I have so many screenplays
I'm working on.
262
00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,517
I write storyboards
all the time.
263
00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:56,793
I produce my own content.
264
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,758
So this is in my blood.
265
00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,931
- We only have 30 minutes
to shoot, and we're directing,
266
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,620
and this is stressful.
267
00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:05,103
How many pages are these?
268
00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,379
Oh, my God.
269
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,068
This challenge, I think,
is going to be a challenge.
270
00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:10,413
- What are you doing?
- Okay.
271
00:10:10,517 --> 00:10:15,034
So I am obsessed with zombies.
272
00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,275
I lay in bed
and think about zombies
273
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,689
so I can dream about zombies.
274
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,137
- Why, bitch?
That's weird!
275
00:10:22,241 --> 00:10:25,586
- I feel like the main key here
is to make RuPaul laugh.
276
00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,620
- You're going to teach us how
to escape a zombie apocalypse?
277
00:10:27,724 --> 00:10:29,689
- Not escape it,
but survive it.
278
00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:31,068
- That's wild.
279
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,586
- I'm not a natural comedian,
as you all know.
280
00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:36,517
I got eliminated in my season
281
00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:37,793
from doing a comedy challenge.
282
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:40,551
- "Annie Hall" is gold.
283
00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:42,137
- You didn't pop for me.
284
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:45,551
- So I will be pushing myself,
because I'm only one point
285
00:10:45,655 --> 00:10:47,206
ahead of most of these girls,
286
00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:49,448
and I don't feel really secure.
287
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,448
[upbeat music]
288
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,827
- Okay. So, April.
289
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,103
- Dime, mi amor.
290
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:57,034
- Last week, Mama Chula,
you wanted to sing
291
00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:58,827
and you didn't know how.
292
00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:00,827
So what are you going to do
this week
293
00:11:00,931 --> 00:11:02,689
that you actually know
how to do?
294
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:06,034
- Mira, there's not a lot of
things that I know how to do.
295
00:11:06,137 --> 00:11:08,931
So I don't know.
It's got me thinking.
296
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:13,103
Maybe--I do like to eat,
and, like, maybe do something
297
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,482
like a Puerto Rican dish.
298
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:16,965
But I cannot cook.
- Wait a minute.
299
00:11:17,068 --> 00:11:19,413
You can't cook.
You can't sing.
300
00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:20,827
April.
Okay.
301
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,275
- I can be good company.
302
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,551
- Then you might want
to change this to,
303
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,000
how to be a good companion.
304
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,517
- [laughs]
Yes.
305
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:31,724
I don't know how this how-to
video is going to play out.
306
00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:34,172
I typically don't
talk a lot in drag.
307
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,517
Mira, I don't do
a lot of teaching,
308
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,862
because I don't--that's why
I don't want to have daughters.
309
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,103
Yuck.
310
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,275
- But April, I think you have
so much to say.
311
00:11:41,379 --> 00:11:43,482
So we gotta just
dial in, focus.
312
00:11:43,586 --> 00:11:45,344
I ain't reading you no more.
I got to get my work done.
313
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,241
- Well, don't make it
easy for me to read you.
314
00:11:47,344 --> 00:11:48,586
Look at you.
315
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,275
You look like a fucking
car wash right now.
316
00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:51,620
[laughs]
317
00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:53,896
- I literally just said we got
to tone down the reading
318
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,068
so we can focus.
319
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,551
- I'm just describing
your outfit.
320
00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:58,827
- Okay.
321
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:01,517
So I'm gonna need
that garlic again, honey.
322
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,241
- How much garlic is in her?
323
00:12:03,344 --> 00:12:05,000
- Jamaicans always use garlic.
324
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,344
We put garlic on everything.
325
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,655
I don't think
a vampire will ever try
326
00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:08,896
to show up to a Jamaican town.
327
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,448
- Ever since
I've been around you,
328
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:14,172
I can tell there's less
vampires around me already.
329
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,344
- Vivacious, Vampire Slayer.
330
00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:21,000
My how-to video is about how
to jerk Jamaican jerk chicken.
331
00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,379
Jerk chicken is
a very flavorful dish.
332
00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:25,586
It's like crack on chicken.
333
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:28,103
I'm looking forward to see what
you're going to put over there.
334
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,448
- You know what?
335
00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:32,413
I don't think I even fully know
what's to come yet.
336
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:33,689
It's going to get crazy.
337
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,517
- Well, you know, with you,
338
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,000
I gotta watch out for you,
Ms. Dark Horse.
339
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:42,103
Crystal Methyd, she don't talk,
she just executes.
340
00:12:42,206 --> 00:12:43,827
She won't tell you
that she could beat you up
341
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,689
10 ways until Monday.
342
00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:48,620
You just wake up on Monday
and realize you got beat up.
343
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,448
That's why
she's the dark horse.
344
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,379
We also have
to make this funny.
345
00:12:52,482 --> 00:12:55,689
- And I feel like that's going
to be very easy to do
346
00:12:55,793 --> 00:12:57,137
with jerking some chicken.
347
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:58,172
- Uh-huh.
348
00:12:58,275 --> 00:12:59,413
- Do you jerk any other things?
349
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:00,965
- I'm a good Christian woman.
350
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,689
I would never.
351
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,379
- Me too.
That's too vulgar.
352
00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,344
- Never in front
of the congregation.
353
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:08,862
Okay?
- [laughs]
354
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,275
- I'm still kind of,
like, eyeing the girls around,
355
00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:13,689
as we should.
356
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,758
Silky's such a big personality.
357
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,931
- I am.
358
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:18,448
- We're talking about
how great you'll do
359
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:19,586
for this challenge, sister.
360
00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:20,965
- Oh. Oh.
Thank you.
361
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,172
- Yes, I'm complimenting you.
362
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,068
- No, you know what?
And I receive that.
363
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:26,206
But you know why
I'm that hostile with it?
364
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,137
Because usually it's April.
365
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,068
But April is right next to me.
366
00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:32,344
So I'm sorry to put
that energy on you.
367
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,275
- You guys got
something to work on.
368
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,103
I don't know
what's going on over there.
369
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,413
April, I feel like
Silky wants you.
370
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,586
- I think
she's obsessed with me.
371
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,275
- How did I get paired
with this bitch?
372
00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:42,931
- Bitch, we're not a pair.
- Let me tell you something.
373
00:13:43,034 --> 00:13:44,068
- Oh, hold on.
374
00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,206
So y'all are trying
to make an alliance
375
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:46,793
over there or something?
You said paired.
376
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,310
What's going on here?
- No.
377
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:49,379
- No.
378
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:51,034
- Oh, you got
an alliance, bitch?
379
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:53,241
- First of all, we're enemies.
- That's what I'm saying.
380
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:54,275
You got an enemy alliance
all of a sudden.
381
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:55,517
- No. No, no, no.
382
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:56,965
- Are you two trying
to make an alliance?
383
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,310
- I'm just doing
community service.
384
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:00,344
[laughter]
385
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,000
- I don't know what to expect
with this bracket
386
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:05,000
when it comes to alliances
and giving out the points.
387
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,517
So I need to see
if I can solidify
388
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,310
my alliance with Salina.
389
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,034
Okay.
So if I'm in the bottom four--
390
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,482
- Shh. Okay, hey, hey.
391
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,862
You have to be quiet
392
00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:16,448
when you're strategizing
an alliance.
393
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,862
- See, this is why you're here.
394
00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:19,172
I'm not good at strategy.
395
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,758
And I hope
that it works for me.
396
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:23,103
Because right now,
I'm a little nervous
397
00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:25,517
about my chances
in today's challenge.
398
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:26,862
The Pekpek alliance.
- I got you.
399
00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:29,482
[giggles]
- That's a shady laugh.
400
00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,517
- [laughs]
401
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,827
[upbeat music]
402
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,034
- Silky, what are you doing?
403
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,586
- I'm going to decorate a cake.
404
00:14:42,689 --> 00:14:43,724
- Oh, okay. Cool.
- What are you doing, April?
405
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:45,448
- I'm doing tostones.
406
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,275
- I was also going
to cook something.
407
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:48,379
- Wait.
408
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:49,724
Are we all doing food?
409
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,482
- This becoming
a cooking class, bitch.
410
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,551
[quirky music]
411
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,758
- Face crack.
412
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,551
- Wait, can I ask a question?
- Sure.
413
00:14:57,655 --> 00:15:00,586
- When you wash your chicken,
you don't use soap, right?
414
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:02,206
- What the--Uh-uh.
415
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,000
Definitely not eating
nothing you cooking.
416
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,103
- Wash your chicken
with vinegar.
417
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,310
- With vinegar?
418
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:08,482
- And lime.
419
00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,068
- No, I don't even
wash my chicken.
420
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:12,379
They said don't wash it,
'cause it will dry it out.
421
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:13,931
- Who told you that?
422
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,965
- The influencer
I watch on TikTok.
423
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,172
- Wash yo chicken.
424
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,206
- You better wash your chicken.
425
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,724
- Maybe that's why I have IBS.
426
00:15:19,827 --> 00:15:21,793
- You better wash
your chicken, girl.
427
00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,586
- Hello, Ladykins.
428
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,068
- Oh!
[all cheering]
429
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:26,758
- Ah!
430
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:28,344
- Hey, Vivacious.
431
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,862
- Ooh.
432
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:32,482
- You're back, back, back
in the competition.
433
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,931
- I am back, back, back again, honey.
434
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,793
- Does it feel like
the next day after,
435
00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,000
or does it feel very different
from when you were here?
436
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,482
- Years later, honey.
- Yeah.
437
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:42,758
What are you doing
a how-to video on?
438
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,482
- Okay, so I'm doing
a how-to video
439
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,724
on how to make
Jamaican jerk chicken.
440
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:50,620
- Now, I got to spy
on Michelle directing you
441
00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,137
in the recording session
a little bit.
442
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:54,620
- And no more faking it.
443
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:57,310
- Don't drop.
Mother has arrived.
444
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,517
I want to feel it.
445
00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,931
- It took her a while
to get you to loosen up.
446
00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:02,172
What's that about?
447
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,655
- I don't know.
448
00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,965
You know, just trying
to take it in and process.
449
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,896
- Well, let me just say this.
Loosen up.
450
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,448
Have some fun.
- I will.
451
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:10,689
- We not gonna hurt you.
452
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:11,689
- I know you won't.
453
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,310
I'm with family.
- Yes.
454
00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:14,965
- The judges said
I was a little tight
455
00:16:15,068 --> 00:16:17,482
and a little bit tense
in last week's challenge.
456
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,517
And, you know, I'm part Klingon
and quite stoic.
457
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:21,689
But you know what?
458
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,034
As an All Star player,
it is my job
459
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:26,551
to always push myself
as a queen.
460
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,482
As I says, ATME,
adding to my entity.
461
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:30,482
Okay?
462
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:31,655
- Hey, April.
463
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,413
You're a daddy, aren't you?
464
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:34,724
- I'm a little daddy.
Yeah.
465
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,206
- You turned into
a little daddy.
466
00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,413
- Yeah.
467
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:38,793
- What's your
how-to video about?
468
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,275
- It's about making tostones.
469
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,758
- Okay.
- Which is my favorite dish.
470
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:44,793
It comes from the plantains.
471
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,344
- Oh, those are good.
- Oh.
472
00:16:46,448 --> 00:16:48,896
- Does this challenge play
to your strengths?
473
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,068
- In drag,
I usually don't talk a lot.
474
00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:55,413
Like, I feel comfortable
in doing looks and doing
475
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,724
performances and getting
my point of view
476
00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,827
across visually
more than anything.
477
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,758
But I don't have a doubt
I can do a great job here.
478
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:05,172
I'm so fucking nervous,
because this is not something
479
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,827
I typically do in drag.
480
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:10,413
- Well, I cannot wait
to learn how to make tostones.
481
00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:11,862
- Yes, you're going
to love them.
482
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,310
But I'm heading headfirst
into the challenge,
483
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:18,482
because I need some points
to make it to the semifinals.
484
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:19,793
- Mabuhay.
485
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,344
- Hi, Aura.
- Hi.
486
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,482
- What is your instructional
how-to video going to be about?
487
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:28,241
- My idea is how to survive
a zombie apocalypse in drag.
488
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,758
- Has drag saved you
in your life?
489
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,137
- Absolutely.
490
00:17:32,241 --> 00:17:35,482
Especially during the time
when my father passed away.
491
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:38,310
And it was really tough.
492
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:40,827
I don't want to cry.
493
00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:44,344
My dad had supported me
since I was a kid.
494
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:47,137
Even though I always felt
shame about myself,
495
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:50,551
he would open up the
conversations about being gay.
496
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,724
You know, I love to dance
and I love to sing,
497
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:55,482
and he pushed me to go
out there in the streets.
498
00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:58,172
He would take speakers
and stereos out
499
00:17:58,275 --> 00:17:59,793
and play it in the streets
500
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:02,344
so kids could watch me
dance and sing.
501
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:06,137
So when he passed away,
I just felt like I lost,
502
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,655
like, a big part of myself.
503
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:10,310
- Yeah.
- But drag became my outlet.
504
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:14,275
I felt like I could
kind of escape that reality
505
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:18,034
and go onstage
and, you know, just live free.
506
00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:19,724
- You carry him with you.
507
00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:20,862
- I do. Yeah. Yeah.
- You know that.
508
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,137
You carry him with you.
509
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:25,655
It's a great, great strength
that you have,
510
00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:27,689
to have had that support.
511
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,586
- I'm very lucky.
512
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,517
- So, now, are you
on social media?
513
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,620
- Yeah, I am.
514
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:35,206
I do a lot of makeup tutorial.
515
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,103
- Are you funny
in these videos?
516
00:18:37,206 --> 00:18:38,586
- They're not really funny.
517
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:40,137
I'm not really a comedian.
518
00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:42,068
- The key is
what you said earlier,
519
00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:43,896
is that there was shame
when your father
520
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,034
would bring up being gay.
521
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,793
If you stop judging you...
522
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,655
- Yeah.
- The funny will come out.
523
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,172
- Right.
524
00:18:52,275 --> 00:18:54,965
- So, Crystal, currently
you have the most points.
525
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:58,206
[laughs]
- Yes, I do.
526
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,862
- Do you feel
that you understand
527
00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:02,000
how this competition works?
528
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:03,310
- I think so.
529
00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:05,758
I think the last time
I felt so overwhelmed,
530
00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:08,137
especially being by queens
that I felt were
531
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,793
just more experienced
and prepared than I was.
532
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,862
- But, you know,
when I think about you,
533
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:15,448
I remember
that you did really well.
534
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:16,793
That's why I ask.
535
00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:19,448
- Well, I didn't do really well
the whole time.
536
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,000
It took a little bit
to warm up.
537
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,172
So that's why winning
this first challenge
538
00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:24,793
has been very special.
539
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:26,931
- So what is your how-to video?
540
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,965
- I was going to make
a banana split.
541
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,103
- Okay.
542
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:31,827
- I have concerns,
because almost all of us
543
00:19:31,931 --> 00:19:34,034
are doing food-related videos.
544
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:37,482
So I'm hoping that the girls
aren't approaching it
545
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:38,758
in the same way that I am.
546
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,413
- Have you made
a banana split before?
547
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:41,413
- I've made a banana split.
548
00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:42,896
I am not a chef or a cook,
549
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,931
but this is ingredients
you just add together.
550
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:46,206
- Okay.
551
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,655
- This is not your
Martha Stewart cooking video.
552
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:52,896
This is something
much more sick and twisted.
553
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,586
- Make it meme-able
and memorable.
554
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,896
- Exactly.
555
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,724
These girls are going to be
sharing it all over.
556
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:02,000
- [laughs]
- It's going viral.
557
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:03,655
- Well, there's an ointment
for that.
558
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,517
- I sure hope so.
- [laughs]
559
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,344
Salina EsTitties,
you've turned into a daddy too,
560
00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,724
haven't you?
561
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:10,965
- Thank you.
562
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:12,517
- So what are you going
to make a video about?
563
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,379
- I think I want
to teach, you know,
564
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:15,862
how to keep your man
from cheating on you--
565
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,103
- Ooh.
- Is kind of my idea.
566
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:20,551
- Good luck, girl.
A dog gonna hunt, honey.
567
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,034
Are you in a relationship?
568
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,517
- No.
- With Christ?
569
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:26,517
- If he'd have me.
570
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,896
[laughter]
571
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,551
- So how does one
keep their man at home?
572
00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:34,172
- Intimidation.
- Oh, intimidation.
573
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,413
- Yeah, rope, you know,
a chainsaw perhaps.
574
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:37,586
- [laughs]
575
00:20:37,689 --> 00:20:39,379
- You got to get
creative these days.
576
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:42,310
- Now, okay, so you haven't won
a Maxi Challenge.
577
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,551
What are you going
to do to win?
578
00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:44,793
- I think I'm going
to take mine in a very,
579
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,517
like, cinematic realm.
580
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,620
- Yeah.
581
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:48,827
- The thing is,
I'm a little extra.
582
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:52,034
I'm going to have
some puppetry and characters.
583
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:54,827
I'm going to put
my Esteven Espielberg hat on
584
00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,896
and really give you something
that these other girls
585
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,517
could never give you.
586
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:01,517
Right now I have
one singular point,
587
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,344
and that does not feel good!
588
00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:06,068
So I am being
very ambitious with this.
589
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:08,827
But, listen, I'm only ambitious
because I know I can do it.
590
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:11,137
- [laughs]
Yes.
591
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,482
That's the move.
592
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:16,344
That's it.
[laughs]
593
00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:18,103
You know you are crazy.
594
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:20,275
- I am.
- You certainly are.
595
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,137
What is your instructional
how-to video going to be about?
596
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,724
- Mine is how to decorate
a birthday cake
597
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,620
for your boyfriend that is
dating you out of convenience.
598
00:21:28,724 --> 00:21:29,689
- Okay.
599
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:31,689
- I'm doing this
based on a true story.
600
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:33,241
- Oh.
- This is the last guy I dated,
601
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:34,689
and I literally made him
602
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,827
a birthday cake
for his birthday.
603
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:39,172
And on my birthday he got me
absolutely nothing.
604
00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:40,655
- And did you drop him?
605
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,068
- On my birthday.
606
00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:44,724
- On your birthday, he came in
empty-handed and you said,
607
00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:46,413
you gots to go.
- It's done.
608
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:49,000
- Okay.
Yeah. I love it.
609
00:21:49,103 --> 00:21:50,827
Now, listen,
you are a special child.
610
00:21:50,931 --> 00:21:52,448
You cook. You dance. You sing.
611
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:54,275
You do great makeup.
You're funny.
612
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,689
You do it all.
613
00:21:55,793 --> 00:22:00,103
Now, of course, the key is
to condense all this Silkiness
614
00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:01,896
in this how-to video.
615
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,482
- Y'all know it take me
a long time to get it all out,
616
00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:05,965
'cause I love talking!
617
00:22:06,068 --> 00:22:07,310
You ain't gonna be
disappointed.
618
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,689
- All right. Good.
619
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:11,137
- But RuPaul done told a bitch,
don't be doing too much.
620
00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:14,379
So this week, I got to show
that I can hone in my brand
621
00:22:14,482 --> 00:22:15,689
and execute it.
622
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:20,482
[upbeat music]
623
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,965
- I feel good.
I look good.
624
00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:23,000
Let's do it.
625
00:22:23,103 --> 00:22:25,172
Let's walk and talk, baby.
626
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:26,379
Thank you.
627
00:22:26,482 --> 00:22:27,655
Where's her chorizo?
628
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:30,758
- Y'all still see
some titty, right?
629
00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:34,482
- Okay, so this is going to be
the birth of a cherry baby.
630
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:36,103
- Um, she's still nursing.
631
00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:38,448
It's time to film
our how-to videos.
632
00:22:40,413 --> 00:22:41,655
- Stem first, definitely.
633
00:22:41,758 --> 00:22:43,413
It's so exciting to be on set.
634
00:22:43,517 --> 00:22:45,241
We get to work
with the green screen,
635
00:22:45,344 --> 00:22:46,551
do costume changes.
636
00:22:46,655 --> 00:22:49,689
Yeah, so then just shake 'em
up and down like that.
637
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:51,241
So kind of like this.
638
00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:52,655
Great. Perfect.
639
00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:54,517
You know.
You've done this.
640
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:57,103
I think that I am going to be
a fantastic director,
641
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,034
because I'm a woman that knows
what she wants,
642
00:22:59,137 --> 00:23:01,310
and I'm not going to settle
for anything less.
643
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,758
I am one bossy banana.
644
00:23:03,862 --> 00:23:06,206
Think about plate presentation,
you know.
645
00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:08,482
both: Mmm.
Thanks, Crystal.
646
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,379
- Happier. More excited.
647
00:23:10,482 --> 00:23:12,689
both: Mmm.
Thanks, Crystal!
648
00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:14,655
- That was the one!
649
00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:16,931
And now, um, boys, step aside.
650
00:23:17,034 --> 00:23:18,655
This is my moment.
651
00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:21,137
- So just kind of go,
uh, and whatever.
652
00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:22,620
Be very slow.
Don't run at me.
653
00:23:22,724 --> 00:23:23,965
[laughs]
654
00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:27,482
For the how-to video,
I am in a zombie apocalypse.
655
00:23:27,586 --> 00:23:29,137
I've watched
all the zombie movies,
656
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,068
and I would be so proud
to bring some comedy
657
00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:34,103
to the zombie apocalypse
universe.
658
00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:35,689
Let me hit you three times
and then fall.
659
00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:36,896
- All right, cool.
- Okay.
660
00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:41,965
[both laugh]
661
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:43,275
Die!
662
00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:45,137
Because, yeah.
I'm obsessed.
663
00:23:45,241 --> 00:23:46,655
[laugh echoes]
664
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,620
- This one's perfect.
Thank you.
665
00:23:48,724 --> 00:23:51,965
- Do we want to get a camera to
come get this from this angle?
666
00:23:52,068 --> 00:23:53,689
- We have a camera
right above your head there.
667
00:23:53,793 --> 00:23:55,068
- Oh, shit.
All right.
668
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,068
- [laughs]
669
00:23:56,172 --> 00:23:57,482
- Vivacious,
can you do the sound
670
00:23:57,586 --> 00:23:59,413
that you want them to make?
671
00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:00,862
- Oh!
672
00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:02,620
Mmm.
673
00:24:03,482 --> 00:24:05,827
[laughter]
674
00:24:05,931 --> 00:24:08,275
- I want to make RuPaul laugh
with this video
675
00:24:08,379 --> 00:24:10,344
and just show my personality.
676
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:15,206
So right now I'm trying
to be quirky, funny, sexy.
677
00:24:15,310 --> 00:24:17,275
Mm-mm-mm.
678
00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:20,724
I haven't done this with nails.
Fuck.
679
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,965
[screams]
680
00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:24,551
Two of my nails fell off.
681
00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:26,379
Oh, jeez.
682
00:24:26,482 --> 00:24:27,551
- Who are you?
683
00:24:27,655 --> 00:24:29,793
- I'm the real you, bitch.
684
00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:32,275
- My how-to video
is telling you
685
00:24:32,379 --> 00:24:36,310
how to not be a dummy bitch
when a man is using you.
686
00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:40,206
Did you want to run it a couple
of times, just for perfection.
687
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:43,586
Hopefully I get to inspire
some of these other dumb girls
688
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,344
that just want
to be in love too.
689
00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:48,172
Oh, pool boy!
690
00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:49,827
You are very handsome.
691
00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:52,517
The pool boy is looking
scrumdiddly-yum-yum.
692
00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:54,344
Get up on that thing, baby.
693
00:24:54,448 --> 00:24:57,103
The boys love to eat
my cake from behind.
694
00:24:57,206 --> 00:25:00,172
The gutter's gonna be
squeaky clean tonight.
695
00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:02,000
You one delusional bitch.
696
00:25:02,103 --> 00:25:04,172
[laughs]
697
00:25:04,275 --> 00:25:05,862
Girl, I'm all over this man.
698
00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:08,931
This man is just like, mm-hmm.
Whatever.
699
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:12,896
It's triggering because that's
kind of how my boyfriend was.
700
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,172
[laughs]
701
00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:16,931
I'm selling cake
after this, you guys.
702
00:25:17,034 --> 00:25:18,586
It's going to be $10 a slice.
703
00:25:18,689 --> 00:25:20,206
- I want y'all to be licking
your lips
704
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,517
and making, like,
moaning sounds.
705
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,793
- Got you.
- Bah, bah, bah.
706
00:25:24,896 --> 00:25:26,379
- Chorizo.
707
00:25:26,482 --> 00:25:28,965
- [vocalizing]
708
00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:30,275
- Chorizo.
709
00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:32,310
- Ready for my
favorite ingredient?
710
00:25:32,413 --> 00:25:34,413
- Ooh, chorizo.
711
00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:36,275
[laughs]
712
00:25:36,379 --> 00:25:39,655
- The more you dance,
the better they taste.
713
00:25:39,758 --> 00:25:41,586
- Honey, we are getting
fully loose,
714
00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:45,586
because what Mother Ru wants,
Mother Ru gets.
715
00:25:45,689 --> 00:25:47,724
Let go.
716
00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:49,655
And--yes.
717
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,034
Mmm!
718
00:25:51,137 --> 00:25:52,241
Yes.
719
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:54,206
All up in that chicken.
720
00:25:56,344 --> 00:25:57,551
- Can I get a napkin?
721
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:59,551
- Let's get her in the chair
with him in the room.
722
00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:02,034
I feel so at home on set, baby.
723
00:26:02,137 --> 00:26:03,448
This is what I live for.
724
00:26:03,551 --> 00:26:06,034
And today, I have my puppet
named Little Chalupe.
725
00:26:06,137 --> 00:26:07,724
Where the fuck is her hole?
726
00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,655
We don't have time,
Little Chalupe.
727
00:26:09,758 --> 00:26:10,655
Put it in.
728
00:26:10,758 --> 00:26:12,172
Okay. There we go.
729
00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:14,862
There's a green screen suit
that I have to wear
730
00:26:14,965 --> 00:26:16,931
so you don't see me
so I can operate her.
731
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,758
And then she does
the chorizo thing on the stove,
732
00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:21,206
and then she feeds him
the taco.
733
00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:22,310
That's the last part.
734
00:26:22,413 --> 00:26:24,344
- [moaning]
[laughs]
735
00:26:24,448 --> 00:26:26,655
- Listen, this is what you want
from a director,
736
00:26:26,758 --> 00:26:28,827
someone who's willing to get
in there and do the dirty work
737
00:26:28,931 --> 00:26:30,068
and get the job done.
738
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,413
Okay.
Just--just be--
739
00:26:32,517 --> 00:26:34,482
Okay. We're good.
740
00:26:34,586 --> 00:26:36,034
Thank you. I'm sorry!
741
00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,862
I am doing the most,
but I hope it's going
742
00:26:37,965 --> 00:26:39,206
to pay off in the end.
743
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:40,551
Let's go. Top two.
744
00:26:40,655 --> 00:26:43,172
That's what I'm really feeling!
[laughs]
745
00:26:44,724 --> 00:26:47,241
[laughter]
746
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:48,551
- [laughs]
747
00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:57,206
[upbeat music]
748
00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:58,931
- Hello, hello.
749
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,448
- She want to be me so bad.
- No, you want to be me so bad.
750
00:27:01,551 --> 00:27:03,137
- Girl, you want to be me
so bad.
751
00:27:03,241 --> 00:27:05,137
- You know you saw the girl
with the skirt
752
00:27:05,241 --> 00:27:06,413
and that you want to have it
as well.
753
00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:08,482
- Girl.
It's runway day.
754
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:12,758
April saw me and she was like,
let me--let me go change.
755
00:27:12,862 --> 00:27:15,103
- Don't even.
You're such a liar.
756
00:27:15,206 --> 00:27:16,620
- I said, girl.
757
00:27:16,724 --> 00:27:18,862
The judges is
going to praise me.
758
00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:21,655
They're going to love
everything that I did.
759
00:27:21,758 --> 00:27:24,034
They're going to love
the runway,
760
00:27:24,137 --> 00:27:26,655
and they're gonna give me
perfect critiques.
761
00:27:26,758 --> 00:27:28,827
At least that's what's
going on in my mind.
762
00:27:28,931 --> 00:27:30,965
- How do you feel
you did in your video?
763
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:32,413
- I think I did good.
764
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:33,758
Now, I won't lie.
765
00:27:33,862 --> 00:27:36,172
There's one thing that Ru
did say specifically to me.
766
00:27:36,275 --> 00:27:38,517
She said, make sure
that you make it tight,
767
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:41,862
and I cut a lot of stuff
out from my script.
768
00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:43,172
- How about you, Crystal?
769
00:27:43,275 --> 00:27:44,482
How was your video?
770
00:27:44,586 --> 00:27:45,724
- My video went well.
771
00:27:45,827 --> 00:27:47,517
- Okay.
- It's going to be wacky.
772
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,448
- I don't really know
where I stand at this point,
773
00:27:50,551 --> 00:27:52,241
like, in this challenge,
just 'cause
774
00:27:52,344 --> 00:27:55,103
we didn't see each other.
- Mm-hmm.
775
00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:56,758
- So you've always dreamt
of the zombie thing.
776
00:27:56,862 --> 00:27:57,827
Is the zombie thing
smashed now?
777
00:27:57,931 --> 00:27:59,034
Are you, like, good?
778
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:00,655
- I still want it
to happen for real.
779
00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:02,448
[laughs]
780
00:28:02,551 --> 00:28:04,206
Wouldn't you?
- No!
781
00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:05,448
- Just for a month?
782
00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:06,448
- No!
783
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:07,482
So it went well?
784
00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:08,586
- I think so.
785
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,689
This is not my forte.
786
00:28:10,793 --> 00:28:13,655
But I did what I could,
and I turned it out.
787
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:14,827
- You got some good
momentum already
788
00:28:14,931 --> 00:28:16,413
with your points and your win.
789
00:28:16,517 --> 00:28:18,827
- But, like, what's tough is,
I already have this, right.
790
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,448
And then I feel like
they're going to look at me
791
00:28:20,551 --> 00:28:23,172
and like, okay, we're not
going to give her any points.
792
00:28:23,275 --> 00:28:24,586
So...
793
00:28:24,689 --> 00:28:25,793
- Ugh. Okay.
794
00:28:25,896 --> 00:28:28,034
- So if I'm not top two
this week,
795
00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:29,758
I have a lot of work to do here
796
00:28:29,862 --> 00:28:32,793
to make sure
that I can solidify
797
00:28:32,896 --> 00:28:35,172
those MVQ points tonight.
798
00:28:35,275 --> 00:28:36,172
Pekpek.
799
00:28:36,275 --> 00:28:37,793
Right now, I have
800
00:28:37,896 --> 00:28:39,379
my Pekpek alliance
with Ms. Aura.
801
00:28:39,482 --> 00:28:42,965
I have a potential Tres Leches
with my LA Latina girls,
802
00:28:43,068 --> 00:28:44,413
Crystal and April.
803
00:28:44,517 --> 00:28:46,931
Right now we have two leches,
you know, from two titties.
804
00:28:47,034 --> 00:28:50,586
We have one more leche
giving orifice,
805
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:52,137
and that name is Crystal.
806
00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:54,793
I don't know what that means.
But--
807
00:28:54,896 --> 00:28:58,000
[laughs]
You get what I was going with.
808
00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:10,448
- What the hell?
809
00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:12,379
Why is Salina whispering
to other people?
810
00:29:12,482 --> 00:29:13,620
I don't like that.
811
00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,172
I want to trust her so badly,
812
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,965
because we do have
a friendship.
813
00:29:17,068 --> 00:29:19,655
But Salina is
a big game player,
814
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,482
and I feel like
they're cooking something up.
815
00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:27,931
- I mean, I want to be a part
of everything, but I'm scared.
816
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,103
- No, of course.
817
00:29:29,206 --> 00:29:30,793
There's no commitment,
but it's available.
818
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:32,827
- Alliances make me
a little nervous,
819
00:29:32,931 --> 00:29:35,448
but this Tres Leches alliance
could really work
820
00:29:35,551 --> 00:29:36,793
to my benefit.
821
00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:39,551
Salina and April already have
less points from me.
822
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:41,862
So if I can continue
to rack up their points
823
00:29:41,965 --> 00:29:45,172
as we go, a little point here,
a little point there.
824
00:29:45,275 --> 00:29:47,517
I would love to return to this.
825
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,862
- We have to see
how everything unfolds.
826
00:29:49,965 --> 00:29:51,206
- Yeah.
827
00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:54,827
- Tres Leches is officially...
an idea.
828
00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:56,965
It's not established
necessarily,
829
00:29:57,068 --> 00:29:59,068
but it's in the works, okay?
830
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,310
We're milking the cow.
831
00:30:00,413 --> 00:30:01,758
We're making the cake.
832
00:30:01,862 --> 00:30:03,862
Is a Tres Leches going to
come out of the oven or not?
833
00:30:03,965 --> 00:30:05,620
Do you put
tres leches in the oven?
834
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,068
We're letting it marinate.
okay?
835
00:30:11,172 --> 00:30:13,000
I have some girls in my pocket.
836
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,793
- I just hope
that you guys remember
837
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:17,241
how nice I am to y'all.
838
00:30:17,344 --> 00:30:18,896
- Why are you--
- I am.
839
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,413
- You know love you.
- So please remember that.
840
00:30:20,517 --> 00:30:21,862
- We remember you, honey.
841
00:30:21,965 --> 00:30:23,103
- And I love you.
842
00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:24,655
And I'm just so happy
that you're here.
843
00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:27,137
If Salina's going
to play her own game,
844
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:29,275
I'm going to play my game.
845
00:30:29,379 --> 00:30:32,137
The first week,
we were just very close
846
00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:35,517
and worked with our partners,
and I feel like
847
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,551
I haven't really talked
to you yet.
848
00:30:37,655 --> 00:30:39,103
So...
- Ooh.
849
00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,482
Does she want to know me? No.
850
00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:43,068
Does she want to know
my points?
851
00:30:43,172 --> 00:30:44,344
Yes.
852
00:30:44,448 --> 00:30:46,793
Because she can't trust
her own good Judy's.
853
00:30:46,896 --> 00:30:49,551
Or as I should say, good Judas.
854
00:30:49,655 --> 00:30:50,689
- I feel your vibe.
855
00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:51,931
I feel your energy.
856
00:30:52,034 --> 00:30:53,172
- Uh-huh.
857
00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:54,551
- And I gravitate
towards great energy.
858
00:30:54,655 --> 00:30:57,620
- Keep talking.
Tell me I'm pretty.
859
00:30:57,724 --> 00:31:01,000
But I think it might be
advantageous to me,
860
00:31:01,103 --> 00:31:02,896
because I need them MVQ points.
861
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,482
♪ ♪
862
00:31:06,586 --> 00:31:09,655
- Well, I want to say, like,
even if I do win today,
863
00:31:09,758 --> 00:31:11,655
I would still appreciate
your point.
864
00:31:11,758 --> 00:31:13,034
- Even if you do win?
865
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:15,103
- Even if I do win.
- Uh-uh.
866
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,413
I'll give you a hug.
867
00:31:16,517 --> 00:31:18,413
But if you win, you ain't
getting more points, bitch.
868
00:31:18,517 --> 00:31:19,724
Uh-uh.
869
00:31:19,827 --> 00:31:21,827
- So if I lose, you gonna
give me your points?
870
00:31:21,931 --> 00:31:23,068
- Well, I don't know.
871
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,655
Let's see your video.
872
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,172
- Why are you such a hater?
873
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:28,689
[laughter]
874
00:31:28,793 --> 00:31:31,965
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
875
00:31:32,068 --> 00:31:33,517
- ♪ Covergirl ♪
876
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:35,758
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
877
00:31:35,862 --> 00:31:38,482
♪ ♪
878
00:31:38,586 --> 00:31:39,586
♪ Walk ♪
879
00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:40,793
♪ Covergirl ♪
880
00:31:40,896 --> 00:31:43,206
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
881
00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:45,241
♪ Head to toe ♪
882
00:31:45,344 --> 00:31:47,413
- Come on, Ms. Talent.
883
00:31:47,517 --> 00:31:50,586
- Look at that platform.
884
00:31:50,689 --> 00:31:53,482
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
885
00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:55,275
Tournament of All Stars.
886
00:31:55,379 --> 00:32:00,827
Michelle Visage, in honor of
our extra special guest judge,
887
00:32:00,931 --> 00:32:04,551
what's your favorite line
from the movie "Showgirls"?
888
00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:06,827
- "I'm erect.
Why aren't you erect?"
889
00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:07,862
- [laughs]
890
00:32:07,965 --> 00:32:09,827
Hey, who says I'm not?
891
00:32:09,931 --> 00:32:12,517
- [laughs]
Ding, ding, ding.
892
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,551
- Style superstar
Carson Kressley.
893
00:32:15,655 --> 00:32:18,482
Nice jacket.
- Thanks. It's a "Versayce."
894
00:32:18,586 --> 00:32:20,448
- [laughs]
895
00:32:20,551 --> 00:32:22,758
And the gorgeous Gina Gershon.
896
00:32:22,862 --> 00:32:24,862
Welcome to our show, girl.
897
00:32:24,965 --> 00:32:26,931
- Ah.
Thanks a lot, Ru.
898
00:32:27,034 --> 00:32:29,206
- You know, you make me
feel like a hooker.
899
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,758
- Well, you are a whore, darling.
900
00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,413
You take the cash,
you cash the check.
901
00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,206
You show them
what they want to see.
902
00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:38,275
- [laughs]
903
00:32:38,379 --> 00:32:40,068
- Yay!
904
00:32:40,172 --> 00:32:43,068
- This week we challenged
our All Stars to write,
905
00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:47,310
produce, and perform
their very own how-to videos.
906
00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:49,862
And tonight on the runway,
category is,
907
00:32:49,965 --> 00:32:55,448
Barn This Way, a look
inspired by life on the farm.
908
00:32:55,551 --> 00:32:57,068
- I feel seen.
909
00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:59,275
- All Stars,
start your engines,
910
00:32:59,379 --> 00:33:02,793
and may the best
drag queen win.
911
00:33:02,896 --> 00:33:05,793
♪ Mother of the house ♪
912
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:09,448
Category is, Barn This Way.
913
00:33:09,551 --> 00:33:11,551
Up first, April Carrión.
914
00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:13,172
- Oh, hay, girl, hay.
915
00:33:13,275 --> 00:33:14,862
- [laughs]
916
00:33:14,965 --> 00:33:18,137
- This look is made
out of hay.
917
00:33:18,241 --> 00:33:21,137
Baby, she's a queen
of la cienda.
918
00:33:21,241 --> 00:33:24,551
- She gives me fever,
hay fever.
919
00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:26,034
[laughter]
920
00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:29,206
- It's inspired
by the sombrero called pava,
921
00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:32,517
which the workers used to use
in the fields in Puerto Rico.
922
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:34,517
These earrings are un amapola,
923
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:36,655
which is a typical flower
of Puerto Rico.
924
00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:39,689
And in one earring's
el coquí, the little frog
925
00:33:39,793 --> 00:33:41,344
that sings at night.
926
00:33:41,448 --> 00:33:43,068
Coquí, coquí, coquí.
927
00:33:43,172 --> 00:33:46,103
- Now that's what I call
a hat on a hat on a hat.
928
00:33:46,206 --> 00:33:49,482
- But does anyone still wear...
- A hat on a hat on a hat?
929
00:33:49,586 --> 00:33:50,724
[laughter]
930
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:52,068
- ♪ When I step
on the runway ♪
931
00:33:52,172 --> 00:33:54,137
Next, Aura Mayari.
932
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,413
- Who let the Aura out?
933
00:33:55,517 --> 00:33:57,413
Who, who, who, who?
934
00:33:57,517 --> 00:33:59,034
- Hoot, hoot.
935
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:04,275
- I am wearing a glamorous
barn owl look, all white dress
936
00:34:04,379 --> 00:34:07,000
with all the feathers
on the chest, kind of, like,
937
00:34:07,103 --> 00:34:08,896
protruding out of my shoulders.
938
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,241
And I also have this really
beautiful owl headpiece.
939
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:14,517
- I know she's a barn owl,
but I'm more familiar
940
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:15,655
with barn swallows.
941
00:34:15,758 --> 00:34:17,068
[laughter]
942
00:34:17,172 --> 00:34:19,310
- Barn owls, they're known
to be silent killers.
943
00:34:19,413 --> 00:34:22,379
They're very sly,
and they're very territorial.
944
00:34:22,482 --> 00:34:24,689
It's giving Aura.
[laughs]
945
00:34:24,793 --> 00:34:26,310
- Come up
and pluck me sometime.
946
00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:27,689
- [laughs]
947
00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:29,689
♪ Mother of the house ♪
948
00:34:29,793 --> 00:34:32,172
Up next, Crystal Methyd.
949
00:34:32,275 --> 00:34:33,689
[laughter]
950
00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:34,965
- Who ordered the chicken?
951
00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:36,172
- I did.
952
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,206
- This look is
poultry in motion.
953
00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,586
It's so extra.
954
00:34:40,689 --> 00:34:42,931
It's covered in sequin
and feathers
955
00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:44,275
trimmed with ostrich.
956
00:34:44,379 --> 00:34:46,344
Yes, that's right,
a chicken and ostrich.
957
00:34:46,448 --> 00:34:49,482
- Old MacDonald had
a huge cock.
958
00:34:49,586 --> 00:34:51,896
- Okay!
- Yes, he did.
959
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,310
- [laughs]
960
00:34:53,413 --> 00:34:56,413
- It's crazy
and a little bit scary.
961
00:34:56,517 --> 00:35:00,172
Girl, there ain't no cage
that can hold this chicken.
962
00:35:00,275 --> 00:35:02,896
- This must be
Colonel Sanders' side piece.
963
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,896
[laughter]
964
00:35:06,379 --> 00:35:08,551
- Up next, Salina EsTitties.
965
00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:12,344
- I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your dress in!
966
00:35:12,448 --> 00:35:13,793
- [laughs]
967
00:35:13,896 --> 00:35:15,724
- I'm giving, Salina went
for a roll in the hay.
968
00:35:15,827 --> 00:35:17,137
Hay!
969
00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:20,724
This is a completely couture,
hand-sewn garment.
970
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,551
Every single hay
is hand-stitched.
971
00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:24,896
The corset is hand-braided.
972
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,310
In my basket,
I got four golden eggs.
973
00:35:27,413 --> 00:35:29,172
But oh, I'm missing two more!
974
00:35:29,275 --> 00:35:32,241
- Her other egg
she's had frozen.
975
00:35:32,344 --> 00:35:34,620
- I'm giving you
a full cinematic story
976
00:35:34,724 --> 00:35:37,241
on this runway,
and I look amazing.
977
00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:40,689
- Oh, it's like finding
a needle in a gay-stack.
978
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:42,689
- I thought it was your IUD.
979
00:35:42,793 --> 00:35:44,689
- ♪ Better step back
when I step on the runway ♪
980
00:35:44,793 --> 00:35:47,931
Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
981
00:35:48,034 --> 00:35:49,103
- The legen-dairy...
982
00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:50,172
- Oh, my God.
983
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:51,827
- Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
984
00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:53,551
- I am Moo-donna.
985
00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:55,793
I have never worn
anything like this before.
986
00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:57,965
But I'm really proud
of the work
987
00:35:58,068 --> 00:36:00,379
that I put into myself
and my body.
988
00:36:00,482 --> 00:36:04,241
The corset is corseting,
and this cow got curves.
989
00:36:04,344 --> 00:36:07,724
- She's wearing
Jean-Paul Moo-tier.
990
00:36:07,827 --> 00:36:10,241
- Oh, it's milking time.
- Mm-hmm.
991
00:36:10,344 --> 00:36:13,172
- And you know me.
I always have my tricks.
992
00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:15,275
- Ooh!
- Oh!
993
00:36:15,379 --> 00:36:17,137
- Oh, I hope that's skim.
- Oh, yes.
994
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:19,241
- Everybody get a taste
of this milk.
995
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,310
- Yum.
- Oh.
996
00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:21,620
- Wow.
- Yummy.
997
00:36:21,724 --> 00:36:23,275
- Bitch Silk got
the good old milk.
998
00:36:23,379 --> 00:36:25,482
Bitch Silk got
that good old milk.
999
00:36:25,586 --> 00:36:27,103
- It really is
milking time, Ru.
1000
00:36:27,206 --> 00:36:28,275
- It really is.
1001
00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:30,689
♪ Mother of the house ♪
1002
00:36:30,793 --> 00:36:32,655
Up next, Vivacious.
1003
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,655
- Now that's what I call
a backhoe.
1004
00:36:34,758 --> 00:36:36,241
[laughter]
1005
00:36:36,344 --> 00:36:38,482
- My look is a tractor.
1006
00:36:38,586 --> 00:36:40,827
She chugs without the lugs.
1007
00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:44,724
I am giving green body
realness in yellow highlights.
1008
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:48,379
I'm giving you wheels
on the side of my bodice,
1009
00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:50,931
and I am giving you
a full look of a tractor,
1010
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,172
from head to toe.
1011
00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:54,896
- Prepare to get plowed.
1012
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,413
- Absolutely.
1013
00:36:56,517 --> 00:36:58,068
- And I'ma slowly strut.
1014
00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,034
Can't move that much.
It's a tractor.
1015
00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:02,137
They never go fast,
so neither should I.
1016
00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:04,482
- I think I can, I think I can.
1017
00:37:04,586 --> 00:37:06,000
[laughter]
1018
00:37:06,103 --> 00:37:08,275
♪ Mother of the house ♪
1019
00:37:08,379 --> 00:37:09,862
[laughs]
1020
00:37:15,689 --> 00:37:17,172
Welcome, queens.
1021
00:37:17,275 --> 00:37:20,034
Tonight, Tournament
of All Stars rules
1022
00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:21,551
are in full effect.
1023
00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:24,896
I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,
1024
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,551
and each will receive
two points.
1025
00:37:27,655 --> 00:37:31,517
Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win
1026
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:36,793
$10,000 and one extra point.
1027
00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:40,724
Remember, at the end
of this three-episode bracket,
1028
00:37:40,827 --> 00:37:43,517
the top two queens
with the most points
1029
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:46,379
will continue on
to the semifinals.
1030
00:37:46,482 --> 00:37:49,793
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
1031
00:37:49,896 --> 00:37:52,517
starting with April Carrión.
1032
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:55,137
Let's take a look
at your how-to video.
1033
00:37:55,241 --> 00:37:56,310
- Ah!
1034
00:37:58,034 --> 00:37:59,965
Do you ever just sit
and wonder,
1035
00:38:00,068 --> 00:38:02,413
does anybody want my tostones?
1036
00:38:02,517 --> 00:38:04,137
[dramatic music]
1037
00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:06,448
Well, I'm going to show you
how to make tostones
1038
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,862
that everybody will want
to eat.
1039
00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:09,862
Come on.
1040
00:38:09,965 --> 00:38:13,172
Step one, grab your plantain.
1041
00:38:13,275 --> 00:38:18,310
Make sure it's firm,
thick, and uncut.
1042
00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:22,241
Step two, slice that daddy up.
1043
00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:23,310
Keep it girthy.
1044
00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:25,586
An inch works for this.
1045
00:38:25,689 --> 00:38:26,896
Ooh!
1046
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,275
Step three, drop those chunks
in the hot oil
1047
00:38:31,379 --> 00:38:32,827
and let it sizzle.
1048
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:36,000
[speaking Spanish]
1049
00:38:37,931 --> 00:38:40,758
Step four, smash it
like you mean it.
1050
00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:43,586
Grab a plate or your
ex's emotional baggage.
1051
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:44,827
That's fine as well.
1052
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:48,793
Just smash
those plantain babies down.
1053
00:38:48,896 --> 00:38:51,827
[grunting]
1054
00:38:51,931 --> 00:38:54,965
Consider this foreplay.
1055
00:38:55,068 --> 00:38:58,896
Step five, throw these baddies
in the hot oil again.
1056
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,517
They're going to get
hotter, crispier, sluttier.
1057
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:04,724
Just like you go
from a regular season
1058
00:39:04,827 --> 00:39:07,103
to an All Stars.
1059
00:39:07,206 --> 00:39:10,482
Now take ketchup, mayo,
1060
00:39:10,586 --> 00:39:13,517
and smash fresh garlic...
[speaking Spanish]
1061
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,448
And mix it all together.
1062
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:17,517
This is a classic
dipping sauce.
1063
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:18,655
Mmm.
1064
00:39:18,758 --> 00:39:20,103
And there you have it, baby.
1065
00:39:20,206 --> 00:39:23,586
Everybody will want
a taste of your tostones.
1066
00:39:23,689 --> 00:39:26,103
Mmm-mmm.
Yes, Papi.
1067
00:39:26,206 --> 00:39:29,482
This has been a taste of April.
1068
00:39:30,413 --> 00:39:33,068
[laughter]
1069
00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:36,413
- Listen, I was very, very
caught up in your breastplate.
1070
00:39:36,517 --> 00:39:38,241
It's like next level.
1071
00:39:38,344 --> 00:39:39,310
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah.
1072
00:39:39,413 --> 00:39:40,689
- And you knew it
and you felt it.
1073
00:39:40,793 --> 00:39:42,241
I thought you did
a really good job.
1074
00:39:42,344 --> 00:39:43,896
I think it was missing
a little bit of comedy,
1075
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,758
but I'm glad
you had some in there.
1076
00:39:45,862 --> 00:39:46,896
It could have been funnier.
1077
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,310
- Although, I have to say,
1078
00:39:48,413 --> 00:39:50,034
who doesn't love
a great boob smash?
1079
00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,413
- I know.
1080
00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:53,965
- It gave me a whole new way
to cook in the kitchen.
1081
00:39:54,068 --> 00:39:56,206
- I thought you had a really,
really great, friendly tone
1082
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:57,862
on camera as well,
and it really
1083
00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:59,758
kind of draws the viewer in.
1084
00:39:59,862 --> 00:40:01,655
And then this look,
this might be
1085
00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:04,379
one of my favorite all-time
looks on "Drag Race."
1086
00:40:04,482 --> 00:40:05,793
- Thank you.
1087
00:40:05,896 --> 00:40:08,586
- I love this symphony
of texture, burlap and seagrass
1088
00:40:08,689 --> 00:40:11,827
and all of the weaving,
but also that hip piece.
1089
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:16,137
This is a really interesting,
fun architectural silhouette
1090
00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:17,862
that I could just look at
for days.
1091
00:40:17,965 --> 00:40:19,034
- Yes.
Yeah.
1092
00:40:19,137 --> 00:40:20,827
- I have to tell you,
when you came out
1093
00:40:20,931 --> 00:40:22,862
and then when Salina came out,
I was like, ooh!
1094
00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,517
I know those bitches
were heated!
1095
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,517
[laughter]
1096
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,206
Heated!
1097
00:40:27,310 --> 00:40:30,517
But they are very different.
1098
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:33,379
- Up next, Aura Mayari.
1099
00:40:33,482 --> 00:40:35,896
Let's take a look
at your how-to video.
1100
00:40:37,862 --> 00:40:38,758
- Hey, queens.
1101
00:40:38,862 --> 00:40:40,482
This is Aura.
1102
00:40:40,586 --> 00:40:41,896
Are you okay?
1103
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,655
Are you alive?
1104
00:40:43,758 --> 00:40:47,103
Because if you are,
then keep watching this video
1105
00:40:47,206 --> 00:40:48,862
so I can show you
how to survive
1106
00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:51,310
a zombie apocalypse in drag!
1107
00:40:51,413 --> 00:40:53,517
[exciting music]
1108
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,344
Step one,
choose the right outfit.
1109
00:40:56,448 --> 00:41:00,413
Mobility is key,
but so is drama.
1110
00:41:00,517 --> 00:41:01,758
Oh!
1111
00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:04,689
So look hot
and be drop-dead gorgeous.
1112
00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:07,655
Because even when the world
is ending,
1113
00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:11,000
the look must not, honey.
1114
00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:12,551
Roar.
1115
00:41:12,655 --> 00:41:13,724
Don't have any weapons?
1116
00:41:13,827 --> 00:41:15,310
Then weaponize
your favorite drag queen's
1117
00:41:15,413 --> 00:41:16,827
favorite drag moves.
1118
00:41:16,931 --> 00:41:18,000
Hit it!
1119
00:41:19,517 --> 00:41:21,517
- Walk that fucking duck,
bitch.
1120
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,000
Yes!
1121
00:41:23,103 --> 00:41:24,103
Yes, bitch!
1122
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:27,689
- Whip it, girl!
Whip it!
1123
00:41:29,517 --> 00:41:31,310
- Go get 'em, girl!
1124
00:41:32,896 --> 00:41:34,793
The RuPaul.
1125
00:41:34,896 --> 00:41:36,965
[laughter]
1126
00:41:38,034 --> 00:41:39,931
Roar.
1127
00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:45,241
And finally, if you can't
beat them, girl, then be them.
1128
00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:51,000
I guess this is how I can
go viral one last time.
1129
00:41:51,103 --> 00:41:54,172
[growls]
1130
00:41:55,551 --> 00:41:57,689
Please like, share,
and comment,
1131
00:41:57,793 --> 00:42:00,758
and tap the follow button
to see my next video,
1132
00:42:00,862 --> 00:42:02,586
how to...
[growls]
1133
00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:04,103
In Tagalog.
1134
00:42:04,206 --> 00:42:05,586
Roar.
1135
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:06,862
- [laughs]
1136
00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:08,827
- I'm not sure
we're going to survive
1137
00:42:08,931 --> 00:42:11,724
on the queens' dance moves.
1138
00:42:11,827 --> 00:42:14,000
Most of us won't be able
to do them.
1139
00:42:14,103 --> 00:42:16,896
But it was smart to do
the Anetra, the Sasha.
1140
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,379
- I thought it was a fun idea.
1141
00:42:18,482 --> 00:42:20,241
It wasn't an LOL a minute,
1142
00:42:20,344 --> 00:42:21,689
but you were having fun
doing it,
1143
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,827
and I think as the viewer,
then we have fun watching it.
1144
00:42:24,931 --> 00:42:26,620
- And then this outfit.
1145
00:42:26,724 --> 00:42:30,241
I just kept thinking, oh,
so the apocalypse is over
1146
00:42:30,344 --> 00:42:33,620
and now you've come back
as a dove of peace.
1147
00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:35,206
I think--are you an owl?
1148
00:42:35,310 --> 00:42:36,586
- A barn owl.
1149
00:42:36,689 --> 00:42:38,206
- I think there's a little
disconnect with the bottom,
1150
00:42:38,310 --> 00:42:39,413
you know, from the waist down.
1151
00:42:39,517 --> 00:42:41,206
I'm thinking maybe
that could be great--
1152
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:43,034
with to bring in some browns
or something
1153
00:42:43,137 --> 00:42:44,758
a little bit more barn owl-y.
1154
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,206
But everything else is
stunning and exquisite.
1155
00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:49,517
All that feather work
and the headpiece
1156
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,965
and also the wings,
really gorgeous.
1157
00:42:52,068 --> 00:42:53,000
- Thank you.
1158
00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:55,206
- Up next, Crystal Methyd.
1159
00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:57,517
Let's take a look
at your video.
1160
00:42:59,724 --> 00:43:03,413
- Welcome to another episode
of "Cookin' with Crystal."
1161
00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:06,827
Today we'll be learning
how to make a banana split.
1162
00:43:06,931 --> 00:43:08,344
Peel your banana.
1163
00:43:08,448 --> 00:43:11,241
[laughter]
1164
00:43:11,344 --> 00:43:13,793
Place your naked 'nana
in a bowl.
1165
00:43:13,896 --> 00:43:16,586
I am serving.
[rim shot]
1166
00:43:16,689 --> 00:43:19,758
Next, add two scoops
of ice cream.
1167
00:43:19,862 --> 00:43:21,758
I'm cold.
1168
00:43:21,862 --> 00:43:23,586
[sad trumpet]
1169
00:43:23,689 --> 00:43:26,965
Now drench her in hot fudge.
1170
00:43:27,068 --> 00:43:28,068
Yeah.
1171
00:43:28,172 --> 00:43:31,655
Get Ms. Nana nice and wet.
1172
00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:35,448
Get your cream ready
and squirt generously.
1173
00:43:35,551 --> 00:43:36,827
Whoo!
1174
00:43:36,931 --> 00:43:39,655
Yeah!
1175
00:43:39,758 --> 00:43:41,862
I love your cream.
1176
00:43:41,965 --> 00:43:44,620
Ready for my
favorite ingredient?
1177
00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:47,448
What is it?
1178
00:43:47,551 --> 00:43:49,482
Nuts!
1179
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:52,310
Get those nuts in my face.
1180
00:43:52,413 --> 00:43:54,310
[quirky music]
1181
00:43:54,413 --> 00:43:57,448
Try not to get any
of the nut in my mouth.
1182
00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,172
Yummy, yummy.
1183
00:43:59,275 --> 00:44:00,310
Wait!
1184
00:44:00,413 --> 00:44:02,206
Don't forget the cherry!
1185
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,448
Aww!
1186
00:44:06,551 --> 00:44:09,034
I love babies.
1187
00:44:09,137 --> 00:44:12,034
Now that's what I call
a banana split.
1188
00:44:12,137 --> 00:44:14,206
both: Mmm, thanks, Crystal.
1189
00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:17,724
- Join us next time where
we'll be making pound cake.
1190
00:44:17,827 --> 00:44:19,310
[slaps]
1191
00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:24,137
[laughter]
1192
00:44:24,241 --> 00:44:29,344
- This reminded me of one thing
that I love so much,
1193
00:44:29,448 --> 00:44:30,758
which was
"Pee-wee's Playhouse."
1194
00:44:30,862 --> 00:44:32,586
- I have the exact same notes
written down.
1195
00:44:32,689 --> 00:44:35,448
I had Pee-wee here,
and I had simple.
1196
00:44:35,551 --> 00:44:37,827
- And really, Crystal,
the simplicity
1197
00:44:37,931 --> 00:44:40,137
made it so easy to watch.
1198
00:44:40,241 --> 00:44:41,827
The nuts,
just a picture of the nuts.
1199
00:44:41,931 --> 00:44:43,862
- Although, speaking of nuts,
you're like,
1200
00:44:43,965 --> 00:44:45,827
"Don't get the nuts
in my mouth."
1201
00:44:45,931 --> 00:44:47,413
Why not?
1202
00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:49,482
- I guess it's just
a personal preference.
1203
00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:50,689
You know?
- True.
1204
00:44:50,793 --> 00:44:53,241
Yes, maybe I just
speak for myself.
1205
00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:57,000
- Yeah, it was very subversive
and funny and really stupid.
1206
00:44:57,103 --> 00:44:59,827
It reminded me of a video
I was a part of
1207
00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:02,931
35 years ago by Tom Rubnitz
in New York
1208
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,448
called "Pickle Surprise."
1209
00:45:04,551 --> 00:45:06,206
- I'm so glad you noticed
because that was
1210
00:45:06,310 --> 00:45:08,068
actually one
of my main inspirations,
1211
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:09,310
along with Pee-wee.
1212
00:45:09,413 --> 00:45:10,862
- Ah.
I'm here for that.
1213
00:45:10,965 --> 00:45:12,103
- And this look.
1214
00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:14,172
This is drag.
1215
00:45:14,275 --> 00:45:15,172
It's sequin.
1216
00:45:15,275 --> 00:45:16,517
It's rhinestones.
1217
00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:18,103
It's ridiculous.
1218
00:45:18,206 --> 00:45:21,172
It just is so smart, Crystal.
1219
00:45:21,275 --> 00:45:24,620
- Are you more of a breast
or a leg girl?
1220
00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:25,896
- It depends on the mood.
1221
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,241
[laughter]
1222
00:45:28,344 --> 00:45:29,551
- [laughs]
1223
00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:37,206
Next, Salina EsTitties.
1224
00:45:37,310 --> 00:45:40,206
Let's take a look
at your video.
1225
00:45:41,965 --> 00:45:44,068
- Hola. I'm Salina.
1226
00:45:44,172 --> 00:45:46,413
Today--
- [groans]
1227
00:45:46,517 --> 00:45:48,517
- It's Little Chalupe.
1228
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:51,724
Little Latin doll in drag,
why are you crying?
1229
00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:54,275
- My man keeps
cheating on me, fool.
1230
00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:56,034
- Well, that's amazing,
'cause I'm going
1231
00:45:56,137 --> 00:45:58,448
to teach my friends here
how to keep your man
1232
00:45:58,551 --> 00:46:00,655
from cheating on you.
1233
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:04,620
All you need is some rope,
a frying pan,
1234
00:46:04,724 --> 00:46:08,103
or a chainsaw, a warm tortilla,
1235
00:46:08,206 --> 00:46:10,344
and the pendejo in question.
1236
00:46:11,931 --> 00:46:13,413
both: Mm-hmm.
1237
00:46:13,517 --> 00:46:14,655
- Step one.
1238
00:46:14,758 --> 00:46:16,413
- Now, intimacy is key.
1239
00:46:16,517 --> 00:46:19,931
So take that rope
and let's get things es-spicy.
1240
00:46:20,034 --> 00:46:21,758
- Who's your Papi now?
1241
00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,275
- Help!
- Hey!
1242
00:46:23,379 --> 00:46:24,551
- Step two.
1243
00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,689
- Don't let your man
get loud with you.
1244
00:46:26,793 --> 00:46:30,068
A frying pan to the air
works wonders.
1245
00:46:30,172 --> 00:46:31,862
- [laughs]
1246
00:46:31,965 --> 00:46:34,793
- But a chainsaw cuts
straight to the point.
1247
00:46:34,896 --> 00:46:36,448
Good job, Little Chalupe.
1248
00:46:36,551 --> 00:46:37,965
- Step three.
1249
00:46:38,068 --> 00:46:39,827
- A man's appetite
for some loving muffin
1250
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:41,482
is never satisfied.
1251
00:46:41,586 --> 00:46:43,241
So it's crucial to grab his--
1252
00:46:43,344 --> 00:46:45,379
- Ooh, chorizo.
1253
00:46:45,482 --> 00:46:47,275
- Little Chalupe.
1254
00:46:47,379 --> 00:46:48,551
- Final step.
1255
00:46:48,655 --> 00:46:51,275
- Open up your warm tortilla.
1256
00:46:51,379 --> 00:46:52,689
- No!
[laughter]
1257
00:46:52,793 --> 00:46:56,793
- Wrap it around his chorizo
and make him eat it.
1258
00:46:56,896 --> 00:46:58,862
- [groaning]
1259
00:46:58,965 --> 00:47:00,620
- Here comes the fun part.
1260
00:47:00,724 --> 00:47:02,724
[rumbling]
1261
00:47:02,827 --> 00:47:05,172
[farts]
1262
00:47:05,275 --> 00:47:06,620
Ooh!
1263
00:47:06,724 --> 00:47:07,655
Pee-yew.
1264
00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,310
No one wants
to sleep with that.
1265
00:47:09,413 --> 00:47:11,827
And that's how to keep
your man from cheating.
1266
00:47:11,931 --> 00:47:13,517
- You can't cheat the doll.
1267
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:15,310
- See you next Tuesday.
1268
00:47:15,413 --> 00:47:17,000
Say bye, Little Chalupe.
1269
00:47:17,103 --> 00:47:19,758
[children cheering]
1270
00:47:19,862 --> 00:47:22,724
[laughter]
1271
00:47:22,827 --> 00:47:25,965
- Well, I'm obsessed
with Chalupe.
1272
00:47:26,068 --> 00:47:27,310
I love...
1273
00:47:27,413 --> 00:47:29,034
[in deep voice] That you gave
him a voice like this.
1274
00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:30,620
[normally]
I just think the idea
1275
00:47:30,724 --> 00:47:34,517
of a "how to keep your man"
video is so cute.
1276
00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,551
- It was twisted,
and that's kind of what
1277
00:47:36,655 --> 00:47:38,793
I think you love about drag.
1278
00:47:38,896 --> 00:47:40,965
So I enjoyed what you did.
1279
00:47:41,068 --> 00:47:43,482
- You know, I grew up
with sitcoms,
1280
00:47:43,586 --> 00:47:45,620
so anytime you put
a fart joke in there,
1281
00:47:45,724 --> 00:47:47,862
I am programmed to laugh.
1282
00:47:47,965 --> 00:47:49,241
I laughed several times.
1283
00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,689
It was very funny.
1284
00:47:50,793 --> 00:47:55,000
- This look, yes, we have two
raffia straw-inspired looks.
1285
00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:56,793
But I will echo
what Michelle said.
1286
00:47:56,896 --> 00:47:58,103
They are very different.
1287
00:47:58,206 --> 00:48:00,068
And yours is giving us
you know, more of that
1288
00:48:00,172 --> 00:48:02,172
needle in the haystack vibe.
1289
00:48:02,275 --> 00:48:04,724
And I do love how that bodice
is constructed
1290
00:48:04,827 --> 00:48:06,655
through the braided raffia.
1291
00:48:06,758 --> 00:48:08,137
- Really, really beautiful.
1292
00:48:08,241 --> 00:48:09,482
- Thank you so much.
1293
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:13,068
- Up next, Reverend Doctor
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
1294
00:48:13,172 --> 00:48:15,000
Let's take a look
at your video.
1295
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:19,413
- Have you ever
dated a fuckboy?
1296
00:48:19,517 --> 00:48:22,413
[refined music]
1297
00:48:22,517 --> 00:48:23,758
♪ ♪
1298
00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:25,000
Whoo!
1299
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,034
Well, I'm going to teach you
how to decorate
1300
00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:28,517
your boyfriend's birthday cake
1301
00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:31,965
that's only dating you
out of convenience.
1302
00:48:32,068 --> 00:48:34,793
- Girl, tell the truth
and shame the devil.
1303
00:48:34,896 --> 00:48:35,862
- Who are you?
1304
00:48:35,965 --> 00:48:38,241
- I'm the real you,
your conscience
1305
00:48:38,344 --> 00:48:40,689
before you fell in love
with that brokey.
1306
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:45,103
Show us how you made that
little cake with yo dumb ass.
1307
00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:49,034
- You'll start with his
favorite cake, red velvet.
1308
00:48:49,137 --> 00:48:51,000
- Isn't that
the pool boy's favorite?
1309
00:48:51,103 --> 00:48:53,724
- Yes, he cleaned the gutters
this morning.
1310
00:48:53,827 --> 00:48:55,965
- Girl, you don't
even have gutters.
1311
00:48:56,068 --> 00:48:58,206
- I do.
1312
00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,413
- I ain't mad at you.
1313
00:49:00,517 --> 00:49:02,586
- We have two layers
of cake in hopes
1314
00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:06,103
that he'll show you a second
layer of himself tonight.
1315
00:49:06,206 --> 00:49:09,103
- 'Cause he cheating on you
with a bitch with a EBT card.
1316
00:49:09,206 --> 00:49:10,862
- Frost the whole cake.
1317
00:49:10,965 --> 00:49:13,103
Make sure that it is
smooth, baby.
1318
00:49:13,206 --> 00:49:15,482
- 'Cause he ain't gonna
want you if that cake lumpy
1319
00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:17,413
like your pants on season 11.
1320
00:49:17,517 --> 00:49:19,862
[laughter]
1321
00:49:19,965 --> 00:49:23,137
- Now we going to add
that ganache drip.
1322
00:49:23,241 --> 00:49:27,241
- Make it drip, drip, drip
like your pussy.
1323
00:49:27,344 --> 00:49:29,034
[laughter]
1324
00:49:29,137 --> 00:49:30,931
- Now you have
a beautiful birthday cake
1325
00:49:31,034 --> 00:49:32,620
for your boyfriend.
1326
00:49:32,724 --> 00:49:34,413
- Cut yourself a piece of cake.
1327
00:49:34,517 --> 00:49:36,689
He probably going
to stand you up again.
1328
00:49:36,793 --> 00:49:39,827
[dramatic music]
1329
00:49:39,931 --> 00:49:41,586
♪ ♪
1330
00:49:41,689 --> 00:49:43,517
Don't crash out.
1331
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:46,310
Call the pool boy.
1332
00:49:46,413 --> 00:49:48,551
- Oh, pool boy.
1333
00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:50,689
- And if you're like
this dumb bitch
1334
00:49:50,793 --> 00:49:54,103
and need a little help dating,
purchase my book.
1335
00:49:54,206 --> 00:49:57,620
"My Man, My Man, My Man:
Ten Red Flags
1336
00:49:57,724 --> 00:50:00,827
to Let You Know That
Your Man is Really a Fuckboy."
1337
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:04,413
- The gutter's gonna be
squeaky clean tonight.
1338
00:50:04,517 --> 00:50:06,379
- Period.
1339
00:50:06,482 --> 00:50:09,068
- Period.
[laughter]
1340
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,620
- First of all, the video
starts off so strong.
1341
00:50:11,724 --> 00:50:13,965
Is your guy a fuckboy or not?
1342
00:50:14,068 --> 00:50:14,965
So funny.
1343
00:50:15,068 --> 00:50:16,482
I was laughing out loud.
1344
00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:19,448
- It started out crazy
and spiraled
1345
00:50:19,551 --> 00:50:21,896
into something even crazier.
1346
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,310
Little Silky was so funny.
1347
00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:28,206
It all just worked for me.
1348
00:50:28,310 --> 00:50:30,103
- This look I think
is really fun.
1349
00:50:30,206 --> 00:50:33,379
I love the bustier
creating a sexy udder.
1350
00:50:33,482 --> 00:50:35,827
I love the cow bell earrings.
1351
00:50:35,931 --> 00:50:38,931
But mostly, in both the video
and in your presentation
1352
00:50:39,034 --> 00:50:41,862
on the runway, you just have
so much confidence
1353
00:50:41,965 --> 00:50:45,206
and so much charisma that we
can't take our eyes off of you.
1354
00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:46,931
- And now, Vivacious.
1355
00:50:47,034 --> 00:50:49,344
Let's take a look
at your video.
1356
00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,172
- Straight from the heart
of Jamaica
1357
00:50:53,275 --> 00:50:55,793
to the pulsating clubs
of New York City,
1358
00:50:55,896 --> 00:50:59,413
I am Vivacious, the queen who
brought you memorable hashtags
1359
00:50:59,517 --> 00:51:02,310
and Ornacia.
1360
00:51:02,413 --> 00:51:04,103
Buckle up, children,
because Mama's
1361
00:51:04,206 --> 00:51:05,758
about to teach you
how to make jerk chicken
1362
00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:08,137
like a true Jamaican queen.
1363
00:51:08,241 --> 00:51:12,413
Step one, gather your spices
and cooking oil,
1364
00:51:12,517 --> 00:51:14,448
or as I call it, lube.
1365
00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:19,413
Step two, rub her in.
[chicken squeaking]
1366
00:51:19,517 --> 00:51:22,137
Massage the spices
into the chicken
1367
00:51:22,241 --> 00:51:26,758
like you are giving
a happy ending at the bijou.
1368
00:51:26,862 --> 00:51:30,379
Step three, place your chicken
into the fridge
1369
00:51:30,482 --> 00:51:32,689
death drop style...
[chicken squeaks]
1370
00:51:32,793 --> 00:51:35,758
And let it marinate
on what it could have been.
1371
00:51:35,862 --> 00:51:38,655
It could have been a nugget,
could have been a contender,
1372
00:51:38,758 --> 00:51:40,793
could have been somebody.
1373
00:51:40,896 --> 00:51:44,241
Step four,
heat it and mix it up.
1374
00:51:44,344 --> 00:51:48,068
Bake it, grill it, pan fry it,
1375
00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:52,896
and give it a good Jamaican
dance to bring out the flavor.
1376
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,379
The more you dance,
the better the taste.
1377
00:51:55,482 --> 00:51:58,379
[upbeat music]
1378
00:51:58,482 --> 00:52:01,172
Step five,
finish her and serve.
1379
00:52:01,275 --> 00:52:05,310
And if you want to feel bougie,
add cilantro.
1380
00:52:06,965 --> 00:52:10,034
This is Vivacious, and this is
how you make jerk chicken.
1381
00:52:10,137 --> 00:52:12,931
And remember, a good jerk
will make you twerk.
1382
00:52:15,655 --> 00:52:17,413
Be on the lookout
for my next dish,
1383
00:52:17,517 --> 00:52:19,965
blue drawers and dirty rice.
1384
00:52:20,068 --> 00:52:23,413
And check out my podcast
now streaming nowhere.
1385
00:52:23,517 --> 00:52:26,034
[laughter]
1386
00:52:26,137 --> 00:52:30,103
- Vivacious,
you had zero emotion
1387
00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:31,793
no matter what you did.
1388
00:52:31,896 --> 00:52:35,344
If you were cooking,
even the dance, you'd be like--
1389
00:52:35,448 --> 00:52:36,896
- And maybe
it wasn't intentional,
1390
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,413
but it was giving unbothered
the entire time,
1391
00:52:39,517 --> 00:52:41,206
which was funny to look at.
1392
00:52:41,310 --> 00:52:43,241
And you created a character.
1393
00:52:43,344 --> 00:52:45,655
Using the rubber chicken was
very funny.
1394
00:52:45,758 --> 00:52:47,586
The noises,
the sound effect that kept
1395
00:52:47,689 --> 00:52:49,931
going on and on and on.
1396
00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:51,344
- I do want to take a moment
to say,
1397
00:52:51,448 --> 00:52:54,448
your makeup is
a lot better tonight.
1398
00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:57,034
And this look tonight,
is it a Brazilian tractor?
1399
00:52:57,137 --> 00:52:58,724
- She's something like that.
- Okay.
1400
00:52:58,827 --> 00:53:00,862
- She's very
club kid John Deere-ish.
1401
00:53:00,965 --> 00:53:02,655
- And I'm not mad at it.
- Thank you.
1402
00:53:02,758 --> 00:53:05,206
- It's kind of
elementary school play,
1403
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:06,965
but you made it work.
1404
00:53:07,068 --> 00:53:08,103
- Thank you.
1405
00:53:08,206 --> 00:53:09,620
- Well, thank you, All Stars.
1406
00:53:09,724 --> 00:53:11,172
I think we've heard enough.
1407
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:13,206
While you untuck backstage,
1408
00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:16,620
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1409
00:53:16,724 --> 00:53:20,206
You may leave the stage.
1410
00:53:20,310 --> 00:53:21,620
[engine revs]
All right.
1411
00:53:21,724 --> 00:53:24,275
Now just between us showgirls,
what do you think?
1412
00:53:24,379 --> 00:53:27,793
We're looking for the top two
All Stars of the week.
1413
00:53:27,896 --> 00:53:29,724
- Crystal Methyd
was incredible.
1414
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:32,620
The whole thing
was really charming.
1415
00:53:32,724 --> 00:53:35,448
And I actually thought
it's quite sophisticated
1416
00:53:35,551 --> 00:53:37,103
and really confident.
1417
00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:39,448
- That tutorial on how
to make a banana split
1418
00:53:39,551 --> 00:53:43,413
was so childlike
yet fun and subversive.
1419
00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:46,620
- And the way
the instructions were given,
1420
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,931
the narrative was
very easy to follow.
1421
00:53:49,034 --> 00:53:52,172
- She puts a lot of thought
into everything she does.
1422
00:53:52,275 --> 00:53:53,517
Her runway look tonight,
1423
00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:55,137
there were so many layers
there.
1424
00:53:55,241 --> 00:53:58,379
- As a big giant cock, I mean,
how do you not love that?
1425
00:53:58,482 --> 00:54:00,172
- Who doesn't love that?
1426
00:54:00,275 --> 00:54:03,482
- And we can all probably
agree that Little Silky was
1427
00:54:03,586 --> 00:54:05,413
the star of this how-to video.
1428
00:54:05,517 --> 00:54:08,068
- I wasn't as crazy
about that outfit,
1429
00:54:08,172 --> 00:54:11,206
but I did like all the udders
in the Gauthier-esque
1430
00:54:11,310 --> 00:54:12,379
version of that.
1431
00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:15,793
- Listen, Silky knows
how to create a concept.
1432
00:54:15,896 --> 00:54:18,896
The outfit was eye-catching,
and I think she's a natural.
1433
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,103
I think where Crystal
is really methodical,
1434
00:54:22,206 --> 00:54:27,482
Silky just naturally has that
overview of what her product is
1435
00:54:27,586 --> 00:54:28,931
and how to sell it.
1436
00:54:29,034 --> 00:54:31,413
- It's instinctual for her.
- It's instinctual for her.
1437
00:54:31,517 --> 00:54:33,310
- I thought Salina is
another one that had
1438
00:54:33,413 --> 00:54:34,586
a really strong night tonight.
1439
00:54:34,689 --> 00:54:35,862
She was very smart.
1440
00:54:35,965 --> 00:54:37,241
She was very funny.
1441
00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:38,862
- I took notes on that.
1442
00:54:38,965 --> 00:54:40,965
So many great ideas.
1443
00:54:41,068 --> 00:54:43,517
- When Little Chalupe
opened her tortilla,
1444
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,379
I just busted out laughing.
1445
00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:47,413
I thought it was
very, very funny.
1446
00:54:47,517 --> 00:54:49,896
- Raffia is having
a big night tonight.
1447
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,551
I mean, I've never seen it
look so chic and lovely.
1448
00:54:53,655 --> 00:54:54,551
- Silence.
1449
00:54:54,655 --> 00:54:56,413
I've made my decision.
1450
00:54:56,517 --> 00:54:59,689
Bring back my All Stars.
1451
00:54:59,793 --> 00:55:01,827
Welcome back, queens.
1452
00:55:01,931 --> 00:55:04,344
Based on your how-to videos
1453
00:55:04,448 --> 00:55:08,896
and your Barn This Way
runway presentations,
1454
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,586
I've made some decisions.
1455
00:55:12,689 --> 00:55:14,551
Crystal,
1456
00:55:14,655 --> 00:55:17,206
Salina,
1457
00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:18,620
Silky,
1458
00:55:18,724 --> 00:55:24,137
each of you showed us
how to do it like an All Star.
1459
00:55:24,241 --> 00:55:26,482
But the top two queens
of the week are...
1460
00:55:26,586 --> 00:55:29,482
[dramatic music]
1461
00:55:29,586 --> 00:55:30,965
♪ ♪
1462
00:55:31,068 --> 00:55:33,620
Crystal Methyd
1463
00:55:33,724 --> 00:55:36,137
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
1464
00:55:36,241 --> 00:55:38,586
Condragulations.
[cheers and applause]
1465
00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:42,551
You've each earned two points.
1466
00:55:42,655 --> 00:55:44,172
- Thank you.
1467
00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:47,275
- Ladykins, the rest of you can
step to the back of the stage.
1468
00:55:47,379 --> 00:55:54,413
♪ ♪
1469
00:55:56,551 --> 00:55:59,862
Two All Stars stand before me.
1470
00:55:59,965 --> 00:56:03,551
Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,
1471
00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:06,241
win $10,000,
1472
00:56:06,344 --> 00:56:11,689
and earn a coveted extra point
in our Tournament of All Stars.
1473
00:56:13,586 --> 00:56:15,206
The time has come...
[thunderclap]
1474
00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:17,965
For you to Lip Sync
1475
00:56:18,068 --> 00:56:21,931
for Your Legacy.
1476
00:56:23,862 --> 00:56:25,310
- Another one, another one,
another one.
1477
00:56:25,413 --> 00:56:26,586
Oh!
1478
00:56:26,689 --> 00:56:29,275
I want my point
and I want that $10,000.
1479
00:56:29,379 --> 00:56:33,172
But I'm up against Silky,
who is an assassin.
1480
00:56:33,275 --> 00:56:37,275
So I'm going to have to step up
my game and pull that focus.
1481
00:56:37,379 --> 00:56:39,586
- Top two sounds very correct,
1482
00:56:39,689 --> 00:56:41,241
but I don't feel good
just yet.
1483
00:56:41,344 --> 00:56:43,068
There's one more point
to be made,
1484
00:56:43,172 --> 00:56:45,275
and you know it belongs to me.
1485
00:56:45,379 --> 00:56:50,344
- Good luck
and don't fuck it up.
1486
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:52,827
[soft pop music]
1487
00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:58,034
- ♪ Time, time, time ♪
1488
00:56:58,137 --> 00:57:03,172
♪ See what's become of me ♪
1489
00:57:03,275 --> 00:57:05,448
[upbeat rock music]
1490
00:57:05,551 --> 00:57:08,413
- Yes!
- Yeah, Crystal!
1491
00:57:08,517 --> 00:57:10,172
♪ ♪
1492
00:57:10,275 --> 00:57:12,310
- ♪ Time, time, time ♪
1493
00:57:12,413 --> 00:57:16,103
♪ See what's become of me ♪
1494
00:57:16,206 --> 00:57:22,103
♪ While I looked around
for my possibilities ♪
1495
00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:25,689
♪ I was so hard to please ♪
1496
00:57:25,793 --> 00:57:27,103
♪ Look around ♪
1497
00:57:27,206 --> 00:57:28,689
♪ Leaves are brown ♪
1498
00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,344
♪ And the sky ♪
1499
00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:34,344
♪ Is a hazy shade of winter ♪
1500
00:57:34,448 --> 00:57:38,896
♪ Hear the Salvation Army
band ♪
1501
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,275
♪ Down by the riverside ♪
1502
00:57:40,379 --> 00:57:41,827
♪ It's bound to be
a better ride ♪
1503
00:57:41,931 --> 00:57:44,413
♪ Than what you got planned ♪
1504
00:57:44,517 --> 00:57:48,241
♪ Carry a cup in your hand ♪
1505
00:57:48,344 --> 00:57:49,448
♪ Look around ♪
1506
00:57:49,551 --> 00:57:51,137
♪ Leaves are brown ♪
1507
00:57:51,241 --> 00:57:56,034
♪ And the sky is
a hazy shade of winter ♪
1508
00:57:56,137 --> 00:57:57,517
♪ Look around ♪
1509
00:57:57,620 --> 00:57:59,448
♪ Grass is high ♪
1510
00:57:59,551 --> 00:58:00,931
♪ Fields are ripe ♪
1511
00:58:01,034 --> 00:58:03,931
♪ It's the springtime
of my life ♪
1512
00:58:04,034 --> 00:58:06,620
♪ ♪
1513
00:58:06,724 --> 00:58:09,724
♪ Seasons change
with the scenery ♪
1514
00:58:09,827 --> 00:58:12,758
♪ Weaving time in a tapestry ♪
1515
00:58:12,862 --> 00:58:16,551
♪ Won't you stop
and remember me? ♪
1516
00:58:16,655 --> 00:58:18,310
- Come on.
1517
00:58:18,413 --> 00:58:21,310
[laughter]
1518
00:58:21,413 --> 00:58:23,448
♪ ♪
1519
00:58:23,551 --> 00:58:24,862
- ♪ Look around ♪
1520
00:58:24,965 --> 00:58:26,689
♪ Leaves are brown ♪
1521
00:58:26,793 --> 00:58:28,172
♪ And the sky ♪
1522
00:58:28,275 --> 00:58:31,379
♪ Is a hazy shade of winter ♪
1523
00:58:31,482 --> 00:58:32,862
♪ Look around ♪
1524
00:58:32,965 --> 00:58:34,379
♪ Leaves are brown ♪
1525
00:58:34,482 --> 00:58:37,620
♪ There's a patch of snow
on the ground ♪
1526
00:58:37,724 --> 00:58:39,275
♪ Look around ♪
1527
00:58:39,379 --> 00:58:40,827
♪ Leaves are brown ♪
1528
00:58:40,931 --> 00:58:43,965
♪ There's a patch of snow
on the ground ♪
1529
00:58:44,068 --> 00:58:45,586
♪ Look around ♪
1530
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:47,103
♪ Leaves are brown ♪
1531
00:58:47,206 --> 00:58:50,241
♪ There's a patch of snow
on the ground ♪
1532
00:58:50,344 --> 00:58:53,241
[cheers and applause]
1533
00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:57,206
- Where did she have
those sticks?
1534
00:58:57,310 --> 00:58:58,517
- Where were those?
1535
00:58:58,620 --> 00:59:00,413
- Did she just block her?
- Yes.
1536
00:59:00,517 --> 00:59:02,551
- She blocked her.
- Shady bitch.
1537
00:59:02,655 --> 00:59:04,275
- I would have done
the same thing, honestly.
1538
00:59:04,379 --> 00:59:06,448
Like, baby, yes.
You want to be seen?
1539
00:59:07,862 --> 00:59:10,655
- All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1540
00:59:10,758 --> 00:59:13,655
[dramatic music]
1541
00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:16,586
♪ ♪
1542
00:59:16,689 --> 00:59:19,379
Silky Nutmeg Ganache, condragulations.
1543
00:59:19,482 --> 00:59:21,310
You're a winner, baby.
1544
00:59:21,413 --> 00:59:23,586
[applause]
1545
00:59:23,689 --> 00:59:24,965
- Thank you, Mama Ru.
1546
00:59:25,068 --> 00:59:28,689
- You've won a cash tip
of $10,000,
1547
00:59:28,793 --> 00:59:30,827
courtesy of Dr. Bronner's,
1548
00:59:30,931 --> 00:59:37,034
who is also donating $100,000
to the ACLU Foundation
1549
00:59:37,137 --> 00:59:40,793
to protect LGBTQ+ rights
1550
00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,482
and freedom of expression.
1551
00:59:42,586 --> 00:59:46,517
Plus an extra point,
which gives you a total
1552
00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:48,000
of four points.
1553
00:59:48,103 --> 00:59:51,827
Crystal Methyd,
you have a total of 5 points.
1554
00:59:51,931 --> 00:59:53,103
Condragulations.
1555
00:59:53,206 --> 00:59:55,896
- [howls]
[laughter]
1556
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,586
- April, Aura,
Salina, and Vivacious,
1557
01:00:00,689 --> 01:00:02,827
please step to the front
of the stage.
1558
01:00:02,931 --> 01:00:09,206
♪ ♪
1559
01:00:09,310 --> 01:00:11,827
- Wow.
1560
01:00:11,931 --> 01:00:17,137
- All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.
1561
01:00:17,241 --> 01:00:20,965
The bottom four queens will
each receive one point,
1562
01:00:21,068 --> 01:00:25,310
but you must give it away
to the All Star you believe
1563
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:30,896
is the MVQ, the Most Valuable
Queen of the week.
1564
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,931
Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,
1565
01:00:35,034 --> 01:00:37,896
only the two queens
with the most points
1566
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,965
will move on to the semifinals,
1567
01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:43,862
and the other queens
will be eliminated.
1568
01:00:43,965 --> 01:00:45,724
Condragulations, All Stars.
1569
01:00:45,827 --> 01:00:48,000
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1570
01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:50,448
how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?
1571
01:00:50,551 --> 01:00:51,862
Can I get an amen up in here?
1572
01:00:51,965 --> 01:00:53,448
all: Amen!
- All right.
1573
01:00:53,551 --> 01:00:54,862
Now let the music play.
1574
01:00:54,965 --> 01:00:56,724
♪ Good luck ♪
1575
01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,103
♪ And don't eff it up,
up, up ♪
1576
01:00:59,206 --> 01:01:00,482
♪ Good luck ♪
1577
01:01:00,586 --> 01:01:02,758
♪ And don't eff it up,
up, up ♪
1578
01:01:02,862 --> 01:01:04,000
♪ Good luck ♪
1579
01:01:04,103 --> 01:01:07,896
♪ And don't eff it up,
up, up ♪
1580
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,689
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1581
01:01:09,793 --> 01:01:11,724
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1582
01:01:11,827 --> 01:01:13,620
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1583
01:01:13,724 --> 01:01:16,034
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
1584
01:01:16,137 --> 01:01:17,448
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1585
01:01:17,551 --> 01:01:19,344
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
1586
01:01:19,448 --> 01:01:21,206
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1587
01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:23,620
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪
1588
01:01:23,724 --> 01:01:25,034
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1589
01:01:25,137 --> 01:01:26,896
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
1590
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,551
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1591
01:01:28,655 --> 01:01:30,965
♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪