Previously on
"The Tournament of All Stars,"
bracket two competed in the second
of their three episodes.
If I'm in the bottom four--
- Shh. - Hey, hey, hey.
- OK, you have to be quiet. - Oh.
When you're strategizing an alliance.
- The pekpek alliance. - I got you.
I have a lot of work to do here
to solidify those MVQ points tonight.
What the hell?
If Salina's gonna play her own game, I'm gonna play my game.
I haven't really talked to you yet.
Ooh.
Crystal Methyd was very subversive
and funny and really stupid.
Silky Nutmeg Ganache...
Lil Silky was so funny.
It all just worked for me.
The top two queens of the week are
Crystal Methyd and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Condragulations.
You've each earned 2 points.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point.
Silky Nutmeg Ganache, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
You've won an extra point.
The bottom four queens will each receive 1 point,
but you must give it away to the All Star you believe
is the most valuable queen of the week.
Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
only the two queens with the most points
will move on to the semifinals.
Who's seen my win?
Oh, my God, what a lip sync, right, girls?
Baby, I'm feeling so great.
Just won $10,000 on this lip sync,
and I won 3 points.
Congratulations, Crystal and Silky.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Now I'm in second place.
To get to the finals, you have to come through me.
And I'm a big bitch.
Check my points, ladies.
I love you, but I'm so happy Silky won.
You would have been too far ahead, honey.
Why not? I want it to be the Crystal show.
No!
There's one week left, and I don't even know
if that guarantees me a spot at this point.
No.
If anyone decides to give me a point tonight,
I absolutely promise to give you one next week.
Pinky swear.
- Anyways... - Crickets, bitch, crickets.
Salina, you were really close to lip-syncing.
My heart hurts.
I can't seem to win here.
You know what I mean?
Like...
I can't get a win, but there's one more week,
and I don't know how it's gonna happen,
but, like, maybe there can be enough points, you know?
This challenge-- it was right up my alley,
but I didn't get my win, y'all.
Ouch.
So here's where I'm hoping
the alliances that I have cultivated
come into play a little bit.
Should we get into the points?
Well, y'all know my rule on the points.
Those who bless me get blessed.
OK.
In the perfect world, Aura's my pekpek.
Aura gives me her point.
April gives me her point,
'cause that's my tres leches girl.
I give my point to Vivacious.
Vivacious gives me her point for tit for tat.
And then I'm tied for second place, second place!
Can I go first?
Go for it, girl.
Right now I'm shaking boots.
There's only one week left
and only two people going through the next round,
so I have to be smart about my gameplay.
This is somebody that I'm just really happy
that I've gotten to know her,
and I'm giving this to Vivacious.
There's nobody in my life like you,
and thank you for being here, and you deserve this.
Thank you. Truly appreciate it.
Damn, Aura doesn't trust me,
'cause if she trusted me, she would have given me her point,
knowing I'd give her my point as a pekpek--
which I never would have done.
Well, as I said, those who show me love, I show it back.
So here you go, my love.
I love you, sister.
Thank you. - Mwah.
Thank you so much. I love you.
So I gave my point to Vivacious,
because I trust an old lady.
Bitch, yes. Latina gang.
Salina looks like she's feeling some type of way,
but I had to find a way to get a point,
and I took my chance,
and I think that was the smartest decision for me.
You understood that, right?
Yeah, and I know that you and April
were gonna give each other your points.
I would have given it to you.
You're my pekpek.
Maybe it's a good thing that she turned on me,
because this little guilt trip right here
could possibly secure my spot in the semifinals.
You owe me, though. - I do.
How about next week?
No matter what happens. - OK.
Is that cool, since it's the final anyways?
- Yeah, let's do it. - Promise?
- I promise you. - OK.
I love you.
I get it. You had to do what you had to do.
- Yeah, yeah. I love you. - I love you, too.
Let me tell you, a pinky promise from where I come from
holds a lot of weight.
That's just what I need to set up my game here.
I need to win next week's challenge.
I need to win the lip-sync point.
And with Aura's pinky promise in my back pocket,
I could be in the semifinals, baby.
Genius.
- Ooh. - She's a new woman, baby.
Yes, yes, yes. - Girl.
♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
will snatch an official makeup collaboration
with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
and a cash prize of $200,000,
with our extra-special guest judge, Janelle James.
♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪
- Wow. - It's a new week.
It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and I'm just looking at how beautiful my scoreboard looks
compared to these other girls.
So are we gonna plan to kick Crystal out of the top two?
But I know I have a target on my back.
I think the girls with the 2 points,
if we happen to win the lip sync,
that gives us five.
And then if you give me your MVQ and you give me your MVQ,
I get to knock out the Crystal Methyd
and her monstrosity.
So this week, my plan of attack has to be to win,
because otherwise my fate is in the hands
of all these nasty bitches.
OK, let's say Vivacious wins, she has 3 points,
but there's still 4 of us
that could give our points to April.
Why would you give it to April
when you can give it to me?
Because everybody's sick of you.
Ah!
Hello, hello, hello. Hi.
Good morning, All Stars.
all: Good morning.
Daddy Ru.
Now, to make it to the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
you need to take it as good as you can give it.
- Ooh. - All right.
So, for today's Mini Challenge,
we are gonna play a little game we call Slap Out Of It.
- Ah! - Yay!
Thank you!
You come up with shady lines
that inspires your fellow All Stars
to fake-slap the bejesus out of you.
Yeah.
And in the end,
the queen with the most memorable reaction wins.
All right.
Snora-- I mean, Bora--
Aura Mayari. - What?
My sister and my bro,
my big rotted orangutan.
Bah-da!
How'd that feel, girl?
Bro-ish.
Miss Aura, your head is so big,
even your wig got stretch marks.
You are the Beyoncé to my Shakira.
Absolutely.
The Pumba to my Timon and the beast to my beauty.
Nobody had a reaction to that...
absolutely nobody.
You done bored Mother. Look at her face.
Look at Mother's face. You have bored Mother.
Silky Nutmeg Ganache, didn't your mother teach you
it's rude to come back for fourths?
Crystal, Crystal, your makeup makes Pennywise look cunt.
You're not wrong.
- Now, you know, Mama Ru... - Hmm?
When Crystal is not doing drag,
she work at the Home Depot.
Her teeth so crooked, she make keys for 'em.
My mom got me braces!
- Vivacious. - Mm-hmm.
You're not a club kid. You're a club senior.
- Oh! - Mm-hmm.
Oh.
A drag name tells you a lot about a queen's personality,
so maybe it's time to change Vivacious to Sluggish.
Oh!
Vivacious, what you have done for history has been great.
When Martha P. Johnson threw you through Stonewall,
you have changed history forever.
You big back Loch Ness Monster!
You're so celebrated for your beautiful body.
Imagine getting celebrated for talent.
Estúpida.
I'm gonna give you some great advice.
Always say to yourself before you go on stage, WAIT.
That's an acronym. Why Am I Terrible? WAIT.
You stupid bitch.
Why Am I Terrible?
All Stars, you were all slap-happy,
but one of you really took it like a chump--
I mean a champ.
The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Yes!
And you've won a cash tip of $2,500.
Ooh. Give me my money.
Plus tickets for you and your friends
to see "Stop! That! Train!," in theaters June 12th.
Ladykins, today we've got
some very special guests in the house.
They've mastered diaper duty,
car pools, and bedtime stories.
But now they're ready
to face their fiercest challenge yet.
Please give a warm "Drag Race" welcome
to some real-life gay dads.
Oh!
Come on down.
Hola!
Oh, daddies!
- Oh, my God. - Hi, daddies.
Welcome, dads.
My name's Mama Ru. What's yours?
My name is Eric.
I'm from Tustin, California, and I'm the proud dad
of a three-year-old, Blake, and 11-month-old Avery.
My name is Jeffrey.
I am from Hillsborough, North Carolina,
and I'm the proud dad of 18-month-old Ava.
I'm Kyle. I'm from Los Angeles.
I am the proud dad of twins, AJ and Livia--
they're 14-- and Henry, he's 13.
Hi, queens. My name is Antwon.
I'm from Durham, North Carolina,
and I'm the proud dad of my 3-year-old daughter, Allie.
Hey, y'all. I'm Hector.
I'm originally from Puerto Rico
but living in Gainesville, Florida,
and I'm the proud dad of a beautiful 2-year-old son
named Oliver.
My name is Derek. I'm from Gainesville, Florida.
I am a proud dad of a 2-year-old named Oliver,
and this is my husband.
- Oh. - Oh, my God!
- We're ready. - Yeah.
All Stars, day in and day out,
these fine fathers are doing
the most important work in the world.
Now it's your chance to shower them
with some parental love for a change.
That's right-- for this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to transform these dapper daddies
into gorgeous glamazons.
Excellent!
In addition to strutting their stuff on the runway,
I want your drag dads
to pop their pussies to the song "Too Many Daddies."
- Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. - Get snatched.
Now, Silky, you won the Mini Challenge,
so you get to pick your dad first.
Do I get to pick all of them?
One dad at a time, Silky.
OK. Um...
I'm not gonna do Antwon, 'cause he too fine.
I would've got no work done.
My mind is like, you need Jeffrey.
I can make Jeffrey look directly like me.
But I don't need to do what's easy.
I want a challenge.
I would like Derek.
How you doing? - Hi, baby.
I want you to know I chose you...
- Yes. - Because...
- Yes. - I won't be losing focus.
OK.
So, Silky, now you get to pair up the rest of the daddies
with the dolls.
Ah!
Who do you choose for Aura?
I'm gonna choose Hector for Aura Mayari.
- Hello, Hector. - Hi.
I'm choosing Eric for Chewbacca.
- Hi, Eric. - Hi.
Crystal will be receiving...
I am ready to have a wrench thrown in my plans,
because I know that she knows I'm the one to beat,
so she's gonna give me a challenge.
Antwon.
I didn't want Antwon. Nothing against him.
I just knew he's a big man, and it's going to be hard
to get him into my little things.
Silky is the game player.
Come on, daddy.
All right, so who does Vivacious get?
I have zero experience
doing a makeover on somebody else.
I am horrified.
Vivacious is gonna get Jeffrey.
Hello!
But Jeffrey looks just like me.
We're almost the same body type.
So I might stand a glimmer of a hope of a chance.
Silky, thank you.
That means, April, Kyle is your daddy.
Hola, daddy.
We're gonna be the frenemies.
All Stars, tomorrow the judges will be looking
for a strong drag-family resemblance.
And, remember, this is your last challenge
before bracket two eliminations,
so every point counts.
And it's still anyone's game to win.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
I'm so excited. You're so pretty.
- So are you. - This is so exciting.
I feel like you gonna help me with this win.
This week we'll be making over gay daddies
into fierce drag relatives.
Luckily, you are with the leading lady.
What?
We've got to do some shaving, tweezing, gluing.
Chosen family is still a really common theme
I like to play with.
- So I'm a foster parent. - OK.
So the story of foster parenting--
it's like the definition of chosen family.
So that's perfect. - Yes!
For me, as far as family resemblance goes,
I'm not trying to make Antwon look exactly like me.
I just want him to feel confident and crazy,
and we need to be coming from the same universe.
You know, my looks are always kind of...
a million things mixed together.
Yeah. Don't be mad, OK?
But at first, I was like, oh, I don't know
that her drag style
and my, like, natural interests, like, align.
Like, I just didn't really get it.
OK, let's see.
We just need to find a persona for you
that gives you confidence.
But there will still be
probably a lot for you to handle.
I'm a little nervous because my daddy tells me
that the drag I do is not what he envisioned for himself.
These are just things from my closet,
maybe not necessarily that we'll wear.
Crystal Methyd is always gonna be colorful, unexpected, crazy.
Even if he can't see the vision yet,
the fantasy will be revealed.
I, like, felt my blood pressure change a little bit.
- You felt your blood-- - I'm good. It's fine.
- I want to have kids. - Yeah?
But I feel like I can't do it unless I have a husband.
Yeah, well, there's plenty of people that actually
become parents without a partner.
You sound like my mother.
Jeffrey was the clear choice for me.
It just would have made my day easier.
But I was thinking Michelle will be like,
it was the obvious choice.
And this is my fourth time on "Drag Race."
So I said, I'm gonna swing big.
Your cheeks are so beautiful. - Yeah?
You gonna let me touch your eyebrows up?
I want the whole shabam. Oh, yeah. I'm not holding back.
Baby, Derek's face--
I see a painted queen from New Orleans.
I'm gonna paint her
like we in an old nasty Miss America pageant.
We gonna claim the top spot. - Yep.
- We can do it. - Yep.
And we gonna start off by taking down your husband.
- Please. - I know that's your husband.
Oh, yeah, but I don't know her now.
- You--that's what-- - Yeah.
I'm the one that-- I say I'm not good at makeup
because that's not my cup of tea.
- Mm-hmm. - And the rest of them are--
they're, like, makeup savants.
Silky pairs me with Jeffrey,
and I am doing backflips mentally in my head,
because I paint like Helen Keller.
Facts, America.
But I am on a makeup journey this season.
That lip does not work for me because that's all I see.
I do want to take a moment to say
your makeup is a lot better tonight.
And with Jeffrey, I feel like I have a good chance
to make a family resemblance.
Give it some attitude. - Ready to go. Yes.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh! Ooh. Did I break the heel?
Jeffrey looks like he has a lot of sass to him,
and I need some extra sass to help me in this challenge.
Of course, if the makeup ain't good, the sass might save me.
I've never been a drag mom, so this is--
- I'm glad to be your first. - Yes! You're my first.
- A newborn baby. - Yes, yes, yes.
Last week was not my forte, per se,
but this challenge is down my alley.
I love to create looks and feel the full fantasy.
My self-drag is very womanly,
very como que finesse... - Mm-hmm.
Very delicate.
Drag is, more than anything, being delusional
and believing in your character and in yourself.
Ultimately, that's my goal, just to make him feel good,
to feel the fantasy, and to be the prettiest one.
This is woman. That's clown right there.
Look at Ronald McDonald. Ah! Ah!
Now give me a hair whip.
So beautiful.
I feel like you have some sass in you.
Yeah, I got some sass. I like to look good.
I feel like you're a little cunt.
Yeah, I can get a little cunty.
Get a little cunty, and you're shady.
This is a challenge that I was very looking forward to doing.
Makeup is my thing. I'm the walking Facetune.
That means everything's blended to the T.
I'm just gonna kill it.
I'm just gonna win.
So Mayari is, like, a Filipino moon goddess name.
OK.
We're gonna be two moon goddess sisters.
Love it.
Since you're very sassy and shady,
you're gonna be the one that's like, I don't give a fuck.
OK, that's how I think of myself in my head.
You know, so I was on season 15.
I was very hood rat.
But now, like, you know, it's "All Stars,"
so I've elevated and grown up
into, like, a more graceful, corporate-type woman.
So I was thinking maybe we could be, like,
corporate businesswomen...
- Let's do it. - But in the streets.
I love the concept.
Eric is such a sweet man,
and he's a little more reserved.
- I am so nervous, but I-- - Why are you--
OK, what makes you nervous about it?
This is your first time? - I've never done anything.
- You've never done anything? - No.
So the important part here
is to find the essence of EsTitties
inside of Eric and bring that out of him,
because right now I have 2 points.
If I don't win this week, even if I get all 3 MVQs,
the math may not add up for me.
Aura, come say hi to your Filipina sister.
- Oh, my gosh. - Are we related?
- Yes. - Kumusta?
- How are you? - Good, how are you?
Good to see you.
Do you come here a lot?
Are you new here? - I do come here. I'm new.
Should I leave you guys and give you a moment?
No, she's good to go.
Hey, hey, hey, I'm talking to her.
But, yeah, PT. I'm so--
Why is Aura trying to take my man?
Aura, stay in your lane, bitch.
Let's go.
So here's the tea-- is we're in a pekpek alliance.
But she was shady with it last week
and didn't follow through on the alliance.
OK.
So we have to make sure we slaughter her.
OK.
Pekpek in the front, knife in the back.
Yes, exactly. We about to stab the pekpek.
All right, Titi, this is your home now.
It's time to show my gay dad how to work the runway.
Cunty, fierce, no expression, just angry, bitch.
We're here for business, OK?
What's at stake for me in this challenge is everything, honey.
And do the pop, pop, pop, pop.
Yeah, let 'em know. This is my street.
This is my corner. - My street, my street.
The naughtiness, the banter, the playfulness--
this does not come easy to me.
It's a bit of a stretch, but I'm gonna do it.
I'm going to find it within me.
Show them what Titi's all about.
Oh!
Yes! That's what I want!
Ooh!
So I'm gonna walk in, like, kind of cunty.
Yeah.
I'm gonna walk in, like, cutesy, right?
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - It's, like--
- I'm gonna do it right. - Yeah.
Kyle is really diving into it.
I love his competitive side, and I need that side,
because this is the last week of this bracket,
and I'm gonna make sure I win.
Let's meet up in the middle.
Wait, how do I--
- Just like that. - Just like this?
- Yeah. - OK.
We'll practice.
The hardest part of doing drag so far
is wearing those heels.
I'm excited to have these painful-ass heels on.
However, I hope to show my kids that I am a hard worker
and there are many paths you can explore
and you can choose, really, all of them.
- Everything is gonna hurt. - Mm-hmm.
Just embrace the pain at this point, honestly.
I'm--
I feel so alive.
Do you want to do something more fun?
I'm down to take chances. I don't want to play it safe.
All the other queens are really bringing it,
so I want to make sure that I stand out.
And give a lot of attitude. Your name is Vivacious.
- Hello. - And let's get Vicious.
Yes.
The name is Vicious--it reminds me of, like, a lion.
Roar!
She has 2 points right now,
but we are going to bring this home.
Boom. Excellent.
The first week, Ru told me I was kind of stiff.
You were a little stiff tonight.
So, ooh, honey, the world is about to be sha-koo-tha.
How is your hand movements and all of that?
I can make something work if you can help me.
Like, we can do what we need to do.
You can't do runway with me if there's no voguing.
That voguing is what's gonna give it that extra "mm."
Remember, posture, your chest.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You are such a natural.
I am so scared of you.
I'm an attention whore.
I'm a Leo,
so by nature, that's just kind of my personality.
If I mess up the steps, I'm just gonna
keep the smile on my face and the whore in my butt.
Hey, hey, hey.
Bitch, I don't know if I have any pointers for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, bringing to the stage
Creamy Cayenne Ganache.
OK.
Derek seem like she been wanting
to do drag her whole life.
I can feel it already in the spirit.
I want you to slow it down a tinch.
OK.
Like, where are you?
I want to see you do it now. - OK.
So he might have high expectations of me,
but I want that to push me, you know?
I want to do the best that I can,
and that's exactly what I need.
Hey. OK.
They not ready for my daughter, y'all.
I wanted to just make sure that every moment we can,
we're playing with our ribbons.
Like, to grab them and throw them if you have to.
I would say that Crystal and I are
an opposites-attract pairing a little bit,
which is probably why we were paired together.
And your pants, anything you can do to, like,
jiggle some leg for the judges. - OK.
The concept of our look is lots of colors,
and it's obviously very different
from who I regularly am.
Give me a couple spins.
But that's what I wanted.
I wanted to do something different
and show myself that I'm--
This sounds embarrassing--
that I'm still fun.
Let's do it again, but, like, we also want
a level of cunty in there.
OK.
Where? Like, in the walk, in the face?
- In every aspect. - OK.
Antwon is such a good sport.
I'm not trying to put too much pressure on him,
but I am determined to make him the perfect daughter.
You're gonna do amazing. - Oh, my God.
I have $200,000 to win.
Ooh.
Always, never forget, we pose before we go.
I 100% forgot.
Today is the runway presentation
of our gay daddies.
And I'm super proud with what I've put together.
And, honestly, in my mind, I'm already on the bus
to the next round waving goodbye to all the girls.
How do you feel, mami?
- I'm feeling really good. - Good.
I got a lot done with my partner.
My big fear... - Yeah.
- Is a makeover can go any way. - It can go any way.
That's what I'm saying.
But say I don't win.
I'd rather see you go in the semifinals than Silky.
So me and April will try to get you to get up.
Love that.
I just want to let you know I got your back.
Love that.
I don't need her to win this week.
She already got enough points.
I need her to get an MVQ point so she can give that to me.
And then Aura made a pinky promise last week
that she's gonna give me her MVQ this week, so...
We're hoping that the promise stays true.
If Silky wins the lip sync and she gets to seven...
She's automatically in, so it comes down to you.
- I would still need votes. - Mm-hmm.
But you got me and April... - Yeah.
If that's the case.
Alliances are always kind of a scary thing
to talk about for me.
But this is the end.
This is when the friendships really matter,
so the tres leches alliance could give me that extra bump
to make it to the semifinals.
- Just a-- - Stressful day.
You're stressed?
The points are all starting to feel very real.
Are you feeling like if you don't win today,
you not gonna move forward? - A little bit.
I feel that.
- Oh, daddies are home! - Hey.
- Mommy! - Daddy!
- There they are. - You look fabulous.
Come on, Miss Titi.
- Let's get to work. - All right, let's do it.
I want you to shave...
- Yep. Yeah. - Like, right away.
- Get up in there. - Oh, my goodness.
- Take it off. - I look like a baby.
Brows are the hardest part, the hardest part.
OK.
I'm not even gonna lie-- I'm stressed out
'cause I got to make this white girl
look like she a part of my family.
Brows are so hard.
I'm starting to think
I probably should have gone ahead and got Jeffrey.
Let's see.
But you know what? I'm a grown woman.
And if I said that I was gonna challenge myself,
I got to step up to the plate and challenge myself.
OK.
Just a little bit of tape-y-poo.
OK.
Honey, I'm in a corner losing all my religion,
because all I can see in my mind's eye
is RuPaul and Michelle reading the dog filth,
eyes, tooth, and nails DNA out of me
if I don't get this correct.
So, yes, the stress is high in Mother's body.
Sorry for the manhandling. - You're good.
It's called a beating for a reason, right?
Mm!
If at any point you're feeling uncomfortable,
let me know.
You tell me that now, Crystal?
It's already started.
I can see Antwon's fight-or-flight response
kicking in,
but I am not toning anything down for Antwon.
My makeup plan is to go balls to the wall
and really turn him into a Methyd.
OK, now smile.
A natural smile.
I don't have-- I don't know. I'm panicking.
What is my natural smile?
That was a brief "I've got to get out of here" moment.
- Yeah. - I'm fine.
Wait, can I ask the daddies something?
Yeah.
What are, like, the biggest difficulties
of being a gay dad?
Where do we start?
There's nothing worse than having to change your kid
on the ground in a public bathroom
because there's not a changing station.
- Oh, my God. - On the ground?
Yeah, 'cause they assume that the women are going to be
the one changing the dirty diaper.
I never even thought about that.
How about when you meet, like, a straight couple
and the wife is like, oh, my husband doesn't change diapers?
Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah. - What?
Don't you all hate when you go somewhere--
like, you're at the grocery store, and sometimes
people will be like, oh, Daddy's babysitting today?
Or they praise you as if you're, like, doing
this huge service by being the dad
that's watching the kids.
Mm-hmm. Oh, daddy duty? I'm like, you mean life?
I'm like, what you mean? Damn.
Like...
As a elementary-school teacher and being a gay dad,
especially in Florida, I have to, like, hide all of that.
We have the Don't Say Gay bill.
So, like, I find it really challenging
to, you know, be this representation
that I want to be for my students,
when I really can't even really talk about my family
or have to, you know, make little white lies to them
when they ask questions about who my wife is
and what she does. - Mm.
- Oh, my God. - Damn.
It breaks my heart that he has to hide
our beautiful family.
That's really insane.
I'm blessed 'cause my company actually, like--
we even have IVF coverage and things like that.
So it's nice to work somewhere that you feel
that you belong there and they take care of you, so...
My husband's company helped pay
for part of our surrogacy as well.
And then they also gave him an extended paternity leave.
I just feel like that should be the norm for everybody.
Exactly.
These gay dads represent a future
of hope for our community,
because as young gays growing up
and even older gays like myself,
we don't see it that we can be gay dads.
It's like, we're supposed to either be single,
have a partner, but we don't take the next step.
We want to thank y'all for being wonderful dads
that have opened up your heart to our family
and can show that a family is a family.
- Right. - Yeah.
To see heroes
that have taken that next step with that commitment
with a child, that's very beautiful.
And we need more representation like that in our community.
What do you want, honey?
I was gonna see if I can borrow a brush.
- You can have it. - I can have it?
- Can I have your MVQ? - You know what, sister?
Sister, what are you gonna do?
- What? - MVQ-wise?
If you don't win. - If I don't win--
Because if we both win, we'll be in the top.
- We will. - And then I think--
I feel like Vivacious is gonna give you her point regardless.
And I feel like April and Aura probably got me.
OK.
Salina talking about trying to take Crystal down--
not my monkey, not my circus.
But I am gonna say whatever I got to
to play the game, because I got to get to the top.
I feel like it's sink or swim.
And right now I got to swim.
Who's gonna give me they MVQ point?
I can't. I won't have a point to give out.
Why are you laughing?
Have y'all been shady with the points this bracket?
both: No. - Not really.
I feel like it's gonna be chaotic tonight.
Salina made me promise to give her the point
if I have one to give away.
But will she do the same thing for me?
I don't know.
I'm seeing a lot of conversations
that I'm just not part of.
I don't know who to trust.
I really don't.
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Walk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
Look at them thighs!
♪ And what? ♪
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars."
Papa don't preach. It's Michelle Visage.
Ru, I've made up my mind.
I'm keeping my babies, but no more.
No more babies.
The hilarious Ross Mathews.
Now, Ross, what's the best advice your dad ever gave you?
Well, when it came to bullies,
my dad knew I wouldn't be able to fight back with my fists,
so he taught me how to swear like a pro.
Aw, that's so sweet.
Eat shit, motherfucker.
I love you, Dad.
The funny and fabulous Janelle James.
Welcome, darling.
Mother is here to judge the daddies.
- Mm-hmm. - Yes, she is.
This week, we challenged our queens
to transform gay dads into members
of their mothertucking drag family.
And tonight on the runway,
category is drag-family resemblance.
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
♪ Mother of the house ♪
First up, Silky Nutmeg Ganache
and Creamy Cayenne Ganache.
Rapunzel and Nopunzel.
I love how Creamy turned out.
This is what a painted white girl look like.
Creamy, it's the cream, honey.
I can really taste the cayenne.
- Mm. - Mm.
This runway, I just want to give glamour
with a little cutout
just to let them know that we still got body.
Somebody get the Ebony Fashion Fair on the line.
Come on, "Jet" Beauty of the Week.
♪ Get back when I step on the runway ♪
Up next, Aura Mayari and Whora Mayari.
- A girl after my own heart. - Yes.
My drag persona is a moon goddess.
So these two hot mooners are here to moon you.
I think I see her North Star.
Oh, my, my.
We're wearing these two skinny corsets.
The light is catching the fabric so nicely,
and it's giving the lunar vibes.
You're supposed to orbit.
You know what they're doing? - What?
Whore-bit.
Up next, Salina EsTitties and Titi EsTitties.
- Wow. - Ooh.
These sisters came to rob your ass.
We're here to handle business.
Honey, you do not want to mess with these sisters, girl.
I can see who wears the pants in this family.
Titi.
Titi is selling it, honey!
There's over 300,000 rhinestones
on these garments.
Bitch, rich-- come pick up what I'm selling.
The dossier-- what's in the dossier?
What's in the dossier?
Up next, Crystal Methyd and Sister Pull-Out Methyd.
Oh, I'm familiar with it, and it doesn't work.
Aha.
Me and Miss Sister Pull-Out Methyd--
we look like we just came out of a piñata's butthole.
They put the "garland" in Judy Garland.
My inspiration is
the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
They do a lot of good for the LGBT.
And I think that Antwon does so much positive work--
he's a pediatrician and foster parent--
that the Sisters would gladly name him an honorary member.
The Sisters of Perpetual Foolishness.
I want to be in that house.
♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪
Up next, Vivacious and Vivicious.
Ooh. Come on, hand swing.
We are giving sister mister and mister sister.
Lots of sway, lots of attitude.
Look, Ornacia's come to play, too.
Yes.
Two heads--I mean, four heads are better than one.
- Right? - OK?
We're serving face.
We're serving sequin high glam.
We are serving "you can't take it" looks.
This is one half of Sister Sledge.
♪ Mother of the house ♪
Up next, April Carrión and May Carrión.
Rain, rain, ho away.
She hilarious.
This look is April showers gives you May flowers.
When it rains, she whores.
May Carrión is feeling her fantasy on the runway,
'cause she's been waiting for this moment.
The hair, the dress, the makeup--
it all marries so well together.
And we look amazing.
Well, those strippers are skippers.
Mira!
And now our newest queens
perform "Too Many Daddies."
And, yes, parental guidance is advised.
Hit it.
Hey, that's it.
♪ He wants to take me to breakfast ♪
♪ He wants to show me his house ♪
♪ He wants to meet me in London ♪
♪ He wants to drive me around ♪
♪ I can't fix this problem of mine ♪
♪ Too many daddies and not enough time ♪
♪ One at a time, boys ♪
♪ He wants to loosen my corset ♪
♪ He wants to buy me a ring ♪
♪ He wants to teach me to tango ♪
♪ He wants to do everything ♪
♪ I've got all them standing in line ♪
♪ Too many daddies and not enough time ♪
♪ Gee, there's a lot of you ♪
♪ Too many daddies ♪
♪ Too many daddies and not ♪
♪ And not enough ♪
♪ Time ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
That's it!
- You did it that time! - That's my daughter!
Yes!
Welcome, All Stars.
And to our dads,
give yourselves a big round of applause.
Tonight "Tournament of All Stars" rules
are in full effect.
I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,
who will each receive 2 points.
Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance
to win $10,000
and one extra point.
Remember, this is the final episode of this bracket.
Tonight the top two queens with the most points
will continue on to our
"Tournament of All Stars" semifinals
and the chance to win a grand prize
of $200,000.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
Up first, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
Now, this is Derek before,
and this is Creamy Cayenne Ganache.
Ooh, child.
I think y'all look fabulous.
You know, she looks like a sister with real light skin.
- Tina Knowles. - She looks like Tina Knowles!
- Oh, my gosh. - She's a TKO, honey...
- Oh, yeah. - A Tina Knowles original.
Derek in the before and then now, like, is so beautiful.
It's giving "Memoirs of a Gay-sha."
You know? Get it?
I will be honest-- for drag-family resemblance,
listen, we could go on about this.
Everybody has their own different thoughts.
For me, I got friends. I did not get drag family.
Yes, I did.
Listen, you're not Doublemint Twins,
but absolutely-- this is how sisters roll.
I love the fabric. I think you did a great job.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
And in the performance, Cayenne, you radiated joy.
I just love it. Creamy, girl, you are serving.
Thank you.
- You feel like you're serving? - Oh, I know I'm serving.
Up next, Aura Mayari.
Now, this is Hector before,
and this is Whora Mayari.
You two are the Doublemint Twins.
I get full drag-family resemblance.
Not everything's twinned. I see a difference in jewelry.
I see a little bit difference in the makeup.
I just think it was really cute.
During the performance, you looked so damn good.
Is this out of your comfort zone?
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, I'm a Puerto Rican man, you know, very butch family.
And so this is me now, though.
For you to say you come from a butch family
and you have, like, the most ass showing,
I think you should definitely get points.
Thanks, sister.
Up next, Salina EsTitties.
Now, this is Eric before,
and this is Titi EsTitties.
First of all, twin, where have you been?
Titi, you were getting your life in that performance,
and I 100% buy the family resemblance.
You paid an homage
to the kind of old-school Chicano zoot suit.
Yes!
We still want to know what's in the valise.
I don't see how that's any of your business.
Sí.
Up next, Crystal Methyd.
Now, this is Antwon before.
And this is Sister Pull-Out Methyd.
I've never done acid, but I feel like I'm on it,
like, right now.
Sister Pull-Out, you were so much fun
to watch in the performance.
However, drag-family resemblance...
I guess I'll buy it.
It's just there's so much going on
that it almost feels like, dare I say,
an easier way out for you, Crystal.
I don't know if this is what you expected
when you agreed to come to the competition.
I mean, it's chaos, but it was--
But once it was all done and I got
to see the end result of all the tiny little things,
it just was, like, the perfect reminder
that sometimes chaos can be good
and sometimes mess can be beautiful.
I love that. Thank you.
Next up, Vivacious.
Now, this is Jeffrey before,
and this is Vivicious.
I got to say--I thought this would be a tough one
for you, Vivacious.
Honey, you ain't the only one.
I needn't have worried,
because you both look fantastic.
I know you're not a makeup queen.
She looks great.
When you guys first came out,
I was like, well, that's not fair
that you got to bring a real family member.
Like, definitely sisters, definitely related.
And you two were the only ones that did,
like, proper choreography.
And that carried through
into your performance, Vivicious.
I am so proud of the four of you.
Does the other Ornacia have a name?
Yes, this is Ornacia, and this is Ornicia.
OK.
All right, up next, April Carrión.
Now, this is Kyle before,
and this is May Carrión.
I first want to say, you both look so pretty.
Like, this is, like, my favorite era of white woman.
Like...
You're a demure little bitch.
It was really so fun.
Absolutely, there's a family resemblance.
I mean, we are at a family reunion in Reno right now,
and I know these women.
I love these women.
Those shoes are my least favorite shoes on the planet.
However, for a new girl,
they're actually much easier to walk in
than a stiletto or a mule, so it was a wise choice.
As far as performance,
I loved how, like, languid you are.
Like, I love a woman
that looks like she just wants to lay down.
You know what I mean? Like...
Now, May, you have many children.
What do you think they're gonna think of this?
Oh, they're gonna be so proud of me.
We're kind of like our biggest cheerleaders for each other.
And so I think they're gonna watch
and, like, cheer us both on,
'cause you're a part of my family now, too.
I am. Qué lindo.
All right. Well, thank you very much.
Gracias.
Thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough.
Dads, thank you for this unforgettable playdate
and for sharing your stories with the world.
Now, while you untuck,
the judges and I will deliberate.
Oh, and as a reminder,
this week's bottom-four queens will need to give away
their MVQ points on the main stage
immediately following the final lip sync.
You may leave the stage.
Now, just between us squirrel friends,
what do you think?
It was a great night, but we are looking
for the top two All Stars of the week.
Silky and Creamy, they looked amazing.
However, I don't get so much family resemblance.
I don't get what you're not seeing
in terms of family resemblance. - They don't look alike.
That's what I'm not seeing.
They're wearing, like, the same fabric.
- That's it. - The same hair.
- Nope, different hair. - One's up, one's down.
One's a braid, one's a big old chandelier.
It's not a mirror-image challenge.
It's a family-resemblance challenge.
- Correct. - I just disagree with you.
- You're allowed to. - Thanks.
Aura and Whora looked like sisters.
They definitely nailed a family resemblance.
And I also think this is one of the more stark
before-and-afters.
I would have not thought
Hector would be able to turn into Whora.
But I just am in love with Salina--perfection.
Nailed the challenge-- definitely twins,
and then Titi's performance pushed me over the edge.
And the look was gorgeous.
This was a really, really great night for her.
- Mm. - Mm-hmm.
Crystal.
I wish they had just one element that was the same.
I really didn't know where to, like, rest my eyes.
Crystal is such a beautiful artist,
and I love that Sister Pull-Out embraced that
and said, I'm all-in.
I didn't want to pull out.
I am so proud of Vivacious and Vivicious.
Vivicious in the group number-- she was funny.
This duo nailed all three components of the challenge.
They were heads and shoulders
above a lot of the other queens.
We've challenged her in this competition
to up the ante, and she has definitely done that.
I was really proud of April as well,
because May was so fun to watch.
She could not have stopped that whore
if she wanted to, right? - Mm-mm, mm-mm.
It's like a young Michelle Visage.
Yeah.
May really sold that.
I love a good prostitution story.
What would that show be called?
- "Mother, May I?" - Ooh, yes!
"Come What May." - Oh.
"Come On May." - "Come On May."
All right, silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my All Stars.
Welcome back, All Stars.
I've made some decisions.
Here we go.
You all did your daddies proud.
But the top two All Stars
of the week are...
Salina EsTitties...
Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God, good for you. - Oh, you deserve it.
And...
Vivacious.
- Ah. - Aw.
Oh, my gosh.
- Yes, Mother. - OK.
Perra.
Condragulations.
You've each earned 2 points. - Thank you.
The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
Now, I ain't brought out the calculator, bitch,
this entire season.
But I have to make it to the next round.
So I did what I had to do.
I'm happy I got the experience with you.
This was a surprise.
And I'd be honored if you give me your point.
- Same, sister. - OK.
Obviously.
I'm playing the game, too, sister.
No shade.
Salina, Vivacious.
Two All Stars stand before me.
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me, win $10,000,
and earn a coveted extra point
in the "Tournament of All Stars."
The time has come...
For you to lip-sync...
for your legacy.
Oh, my God.
- Here we go, girls. - Dang.
Whoo!
I have four points, and I'm tied for second place
with Miss Silky and Miss Vivacious.
But I need this point
to help solidify my way to the semifinals.
I won.
Me.
This is my first Maxi Challenge win ever.
I'ma put all the dancing and performance into this track
and snatch this extra point.
Good luck...
and don't fuck it up.
♪ This one is for the boys with the booming system ♪
♪ Top down, AC with the cooler system ♪
♪ When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up ♪
♪ Got stacks on deck like he savin' up ♪
♪ And he ill, he real, he might got a deal ♪
♪ He pop bottles, and he got the right kind of build ♪
♪ He cold, he dope, he might sell [...] ♪
♪ He always in the air, but he never fly coach ♪
Mother has moves. But does she know the words?
♪ Somebody please tell 'em who the F I is ♪
No.
♪ I mack them dudes up ♪
♪ Back coupes up and chuck the deuce up ♪
♪ Boy, you got my heartbeat running away ♪
♪ Beating like a drum, and it's coming your way ♪
♪ Can't you hear that ♪
♪ Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? ♪
♪ He got that super bass ♪
♪ Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass ♪
♪ Yeah, that's that super bass ♪
Whoo!
Oh, shit!
♪ See, I need you in my life for me to stay ♪
OK.
♪ No, no, no, no, no, I know you'll stay ♪
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, don't go away, hey ♪
♪ Boy, you got my heartbeat running away ♪
♪ Beating like a drum, and it's coming your way ♪
♪ Can't you hear that ♪
♪ Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass? ♪
♪ He got that super bass ♪
♪ Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass ♪
♪ Yeah, that's that super bass ♪
All Stars, I've made my decision.
Salina EsTitties, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
You've won a cash tip of $10,000,
courtesy of Gay Pride Apparel.
I love them.
And you've earned 1 extra point.
I am tied with Crystal for first place.
Ha! How did we get here?
Salina, you've also scored a cash tip
of $2,500
for Titi EsTitties.
What?
And to show our appreciation,
we're giving the rest of our gay dads $500 each.
Crystal, Silky,
Aura, April, please step forward.
Selena EsTitties, Crystal Methyd,
you each have 5 points.
Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
you each have 4 points.
Aura, you have 3 points.
And, April, you have 2.
Now, with great power comes great responsibility.
Bottom four All Stars, each of you
has an MVQ point that you must give away
to the All Star you think
is the Most Valuable Queen of the week.
Choose wisely,
because your MVQ point
could determine which queens advance
to the semifinals.
In the event of a tie, the final decision
of who moves forward to the semifinals
will be mine to make.
At this point, the math is mathing.
These points could make or break my spot
in the semifinals right now.
So I keep saying pekpek to Aura, but she's not computing.
Hello? Earth to Aura.
Do you see me? I'm over here.
Queens, write down the name
of your MVQ now.
I have no clue who to give my points to.
Me and Salina--I mean,
we've been saying pekpek alliance this whole time,
and then Silky asked for my point, too.
Whatever's in my mind is all, like, scrambling up.
OK, lipsticks down.
Crystal Methyd, who are you giving your MVQ point to?
There's three people here on this stage
that could overtake me, so do I give it to someone
who has no chance of making it to the top?
I'm also considering
what Silky had said to me backstage.
It's--
Ah, my brain is, like, all misfiring.
I chose this queen because I think
they would be an excellent representation of our bracket,
and that is Silky.
In my mind, by me giving Silky a point
and Silky giving me a point,
I'm about to get myself in the lead with 6 points.
That takes Silky to 5 points.
Silky, your turn.
Who gets your MVQ point this week?
To have a fighting chance in the competition...
I put April.
That brings April Carrión to 3 points.
I'm sorry, Crystal.
I am shocked and pissed.
This is why I don't form alliances.
I should have never trusted that ho.
I'm so sorry.
Aura, who gets your MVQ point?
I wrote this queen's name...
Because she promised
that she was gonna give me a point today.
But she still deserves this, and I'm very proud of her.
It's Silky.
That takes Silky to 6 points.
A pinky is the pinnacle of promises,
and you broke it!
For what?
You didn't get a point, bitch.
April Carrión, who gets your MVQ point?
Right now I'm hoping for a point from April.
I don't know if our tres leches alliance is still valid.
And, I mean, Salina's part of it, too,
so it could easily go to her.
Silky got her extra point.
She's on to semifinals.
Now it's between me and Crystal.
I need April to be a sister right now,
an LA Tina, a tres leche.
I have to represent for my Latinas.
Las amo, las quiero,
and I'm so happy we did this together.
I really love her with all my heart.
I love everybody, pero...
you're gonna kill it,
and you're gonna bring the crown to us.
So I chose...
Crystal.
Thank God. Shit.
Damn, April.
That takes Crystal to 6 points.
All Stars, all the points for this bracket
have now been awarded.
With 6 points each,
Crystal Methyd and Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
you are advancing to the semifinals.
Condragulations.
Yes!
- Never do that to me again. - I would not.
Salina, Vivacious,
Aura, April,
all is not lost.
You still have a chance to be this season's comeback queen.
At the end of bracket three,
Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens
to be entered into the wild-card lottery.
OK.
- "Three"? - Yes.
The one All Star chosen will join the competition
starting in the semifinals...
With a chance to win the grand prize of...
$200,000.
Bitch, it's not over.
My beautiful All Stars,
thank you all for gagging us again and again and again.
Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love
"Stop! That! Train!"?
In theaters June 12th.
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
all: Amen.
All right, now let the music play.
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
Baby, it was not easy getting there,
but I have made it to the semifinals,
and I'm ready.
But you know what?
I can't celebrate this until I make it right
with Crystal and Aura.
I can't.
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
I've made it to the next round.
I don't know if the other brackets
are gonna be able to handle the Methyd to this madness.
♪ Give yourself permission ♪
♪ Take the script and flip it ♪
♪ 'Cause you're not like other bitches ♪
♪ Show me something different ♪
- Salina. - Don't talk to me, Aura!
- OK. - Don't talk to me.
- OK. - Bitch.
Well, I forgot that you can vote for top two.
- No, you didn't! - Ay, caramba.
"Untucked" about to be lit. - Oh, yeah.
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't ♪
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪