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Previously on
"The Tournament of All Stars,"
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Bracket 3 competed in the
first of their three episodes.
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Oh, Sam, I have a
gift for you, actually.
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I feel like Jasmine
and I are getting along.
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I'm hoping we can join forces.
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I have a strategy
that I'm going to use.
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Which is?
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I didn't share.
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My strategy is to
get the early outs,
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i.e. me and Joey, to the end.
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Jasmine Kennedie.
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This is one of my
top looks tonight.
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It is so Barbie
goes to Coachella.
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Sam Star.
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The way you pieced this
together is spectacular.
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Jasmine Kennedie,
Sam Star, condragulations.
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You are the top two
All Stars of the Week,
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and you've each
earned two points.
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This is your chance to impress
me, win $10,000, and earn
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a coveted extra point.
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Sam Star, condragulations.
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You're a winner, baby.
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You've earned one extra point.
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Every week, the bottom four
will each receive one point,
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but you must give
it away to the All Star
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you believe is the Most
Valuable Queen of the Week.
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Choose wisely, because at
the end of this bracket,
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the two queens with
the most points
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move on to the semifinals.
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Ohh!
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- Girl, uh-oh.
- Okay.
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Swiffered the floor
with that one.
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Yay!
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I'm currently on cloud nine.
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I'm officially
the front-runner.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, America.
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In my mind, it feels correct.
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Shout-out to RuPaul.
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I knew she had great taste.
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- Congratulations.
- Congratulations.
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Thank you!
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I'm so honored.
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You find out you
have to lip sync
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and it's against this bitch,
who we know is a fierce diva.
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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And for Ru to recognize
me like that so early,
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I'm just so happy.
- Aww.
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Of course, I would
have liked the other point
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and the $10,000.
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Because let's be very clear.
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I am the lipstick
assassin in the room.
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I'm just so proud.
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Like, I don't want
to get emotional,
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but it's been amazing.
- Get emotional, girl.
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- Like--
- Yeah.
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I feel like I
performed better.
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Come on, homosexual.
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Girl, like, stop it.
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Stop crying, you faggot.
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Stop, you're going
to give me a boner.
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I'm sticking to it.
I don't care.
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You can bury me in
the grave, and I'm
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going to wake up from it
and be like, I beat Sam.
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Very that.
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Get into that scoreboard.
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Oh, wait,
I didn't even notice.
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- I don't like it.
- I don't like it.
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It's not cute.
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I don't like it either.
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How do y'all all feel?
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I feel, I can't even lie,
I just feel a bit down.
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I just really wanted
to be in the top two.
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This is not how I wanted to
start my three-week journey.
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I'm disappointed.
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I really thought I
had it in the bag.
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And damn, now I got to worry
about these damn MVQ points.
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Lord help me.
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How are we doing this?
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I feel like us four, like,
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I saw each and every one
of us go in.
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Like, I think that each
and every one of us
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deserves a fucking point,
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and we need to be on there, right?
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Like, we worked
really hard for this.
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We did.
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Well,
who's going to go first?
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The four of us
are very nervous.
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I think we're all scared,
because this is a very
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vulnerable moment,
and we're putting
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our trust in the other queens.
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I was not prepared for how
intense this was about to be.
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Thank God I don't
have to decide.
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That's the best part
about the top two.
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We're sitting over
here like, oh,
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I wonder what's going
to happen.
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I'll go first.
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- Oh.
- ♪ Dun dun dun ♪
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Back in "Untucked," Hershii
and I had a conversation.
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In our original
seasons, we didn't
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get that far, so girl, no
shade, you got my vote already.
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I can do that.
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I have been thinking
long and hard about this,
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and I'm coming into this
competition as an early out.
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And so I'm going to give
this point
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to Hershii, because we haven't
had as many opportunities
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to showcase ourselves compared
to a lot of the other girls.
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Work.
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Well, congrats, Hersh.
Yes.
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Hersh, because you
got your point,
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do you want to give yours out?
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Sure.
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Well, that's where
my headspace was.
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We really didn't get to show
much the first time around.
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And you're very funny.
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So I am giving my
MVP point to you.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, how cute.
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How nice.
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So are y'all
going to trade too?
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Y'all going to trade too?
What's tea?
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Who's going to go next?
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- Oh, girl.
- Oh, girl.
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- Oh, girl.
- I don't know.
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Look, I said I'd come
here and play a fair game,
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and that's what I'm doing.
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I am going to give it to
you, Kennedy, because I
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did see you work really hard.
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Yeah.
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And I can tell that you're
very disappointed
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that you weren't in the top.
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And, like,
you deserve to be up there,
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and you deserve these points,
and I'm giving this to you.
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Yay!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
- Of course.
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I made a decision, but I can
tell you what I was thinking.
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I was thinking of the real
MVQ, what it really meant.
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So I was like, I could give
it to Jasmine, because I know
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what she is capable of doing.
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But then there was
Hershii, because I saw
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how she was really,
really in her own head.
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Kennedy, are you about to
goop Shuga in front of God
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and everybody?
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Like, what?
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Oh, shit, I don't know.
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Can we go to commercial?
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I also heard Shuga.
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And bitch, if you picked me
because of what you saw.
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I picked you because
I saw what I saw.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Yay!
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I'm so emotional.
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Thank you.
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You did not have
to do all that.
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Like, that was too much.
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I'm annoyed.
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This is already stressful.
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We are already all stressed.
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I'm like, why are you,
like, causing more drama?
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There's more
challenges to come.
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Am I upset that, like,
I didn't beat Sam?
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I did beat her.
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Yeah.
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Make no confusions about it.
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You did beat her.
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I know I did.
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And I watched from the back.
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What did you say?
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I said I beat
you, but it's okay.
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What did you say?
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I said I beat
you, but it's okay.
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Excuse me?
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The last time I checked,
RuPaul was making the decision,
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not you ladies.
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I wanted the money!
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Okay?
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We all wanted
the money, bitch.
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I wanted the money.
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But stay broke, whore.
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Oh, my God.
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It is giving a little
sore loser energy.
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I wish I would have won.
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I thought she
was doing too much.
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Okay, see, okay.
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Does everyone think
that I was going to win?
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Are you mad at me, Sam?
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No, bitch.
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You're mad at me for
whooping that ass.
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Well, the other girls were,
and they said I beat you.
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- Well, they don't know much.
- Ohh!
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I'm in an early lead,
which I'm sure
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they don't necessarily like.
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So I'm thinking that they're
playing some mental warfare
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here to get in my head.
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I didn't say a damn thing.
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Kennedy did.
Hershii did.
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What do you think?
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Wait, did y'all
really say that?
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That's so mean.
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That's not mean.
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She did beat you, baby.
- Ohh!
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Okay, girls.
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These bitches are haters
watching from the back
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of the damn stage.
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But, hey, I would be mad too.
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What bitches.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"
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will snatch an official
makeup collaboration
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with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,
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and a cash prize of $200,000,
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with extra-special guest judge
Brian Tyree Henry.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
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♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪
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♪ Best drag queen win ♪
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Yes!
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New day.
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Another week, another dollar.
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Another week,
and I still look stunning.
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Be cheap like Hershii.
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Another quarter.
- Another quarter.
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It feels good to, like, be back
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in the Werk Room
for another challenge.
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I've never experienced
this part before.
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Last week,
the design challenge
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went much better
than last time,
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but I genuinely want a win.
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I want to show I'm
worth being here.
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I'm not here to step on
any toes or any necks,
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but I am here to move
these girls out the way.
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Sam, how are you feeling?
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I know you were a little
upset after the girls
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and us probably saying
that I had beat you.
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Are you feeling
better about that?
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I guess just in
the moment, I mean,
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I kind of opened up to
y'all about it in "Untucked"
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how I was really intimidated
to be here with all y'all that
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I've looked up to for so long.
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And then to be on the top
and be so proud of myself
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and then hear from the
people I look up to,
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instead of congratulations,
it's like, oh, well,
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you didn't really win.
- Right, right.
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But you did get
a congratulations.
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You got more congratulations
than the comments.
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Than the comments.
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Think about it like this.
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This is just your community
giving you their opinion.
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Everyone has an opinion,
so don't take it personal.
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Yeah, that doesn't make
it less hurtful, but yes.
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Being the youngest one here, I
thought these old bitches would
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want to, like,
nurture me and take
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me in, like, under their wing.
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But something
that I've learned,
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America, is this is All Stars.
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Every queen is for themself.
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00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:37,103
You're totally taking
it the wrong way.
257
00:09:37,206 --> 00:09:40,413
For my eyes, I just
thought Jasmine won.
258
00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:41,862
I didn't say you lost.
259
00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,413
- Yeah.
- You were good too.
260
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:46,206
I don't want you to take it
that personal to feel like what
261
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,379
you did was not enough.
262
00:09:47,482 --> 00:09:48,655
Well, thank you for that.
263
00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:49,862
And we all see you.
264
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,689
Because that is
not the case at all.
265
00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:55,413
I don't get the girls that
get mad at being in the top.
266
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:57,965
You won $10,000.
267
00:09:58,068 --> 00:10:00,137
What are we actually having
a conversation about?
268
00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:02,034
I'm tied for last.
269
00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:06,896
Like, I really want to care.
270
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,413
I'm looking for it,
trying to find it.
271
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,137
I don't.
272
00:10:10,241 --> 00:10:12,724
There's things that I've
wanted to say possibly,
273
00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,482
like, oh, well,
this was not the best.
274
00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:15,862
Like what?
275
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:18,862
I'm not going to say that.
276
00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,689
Why not?
This is your time to--
277
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:23,241
- Because--
- This is your moment!
278
00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:24,965
both: Have it!
279
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,586
On that note,
fuck these bitches.
280
00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:32,724
And I will see y'all in
the top again this week,
281
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,586
so they can suffer again.
282
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,689
She done already
done had herses.
283
00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:44,758
All Stars.
284
00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:46,551
- Hi!
- What's up?
285
00:10:46,655 --> 00:10:47,724
Are you grilling
like a villain?
286
00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,793
- Ooh.
- Yup.
287
00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:52,827
'Cause this barbecue
has not been canceled.
288
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,275
Okay, what am I doing?
289
00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:55,275
I'm invited?
290
00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:57,413
It's just getting fired up.
291
00:10:57,517 --> 00:10:58,517
Like my pussy.
292
00:10:58,620 --> 00:11:02,206
Is the chicken here yet?
293
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:06,551
Hello, hello, hello.
294
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:08,068
all:
Hi!
295
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,137
- Look at this.
- Oh, I love this.
296
00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:10,137
You look amazing.
297
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,034
Jewel tones during the day.
298
00:11:12,137 --> 00:11:13,379
Good morning, All Stars.
299
00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,137
all:
Good morning.
300
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,241
Are y'all thirsty?
301
00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:17,827
- Always.
- Yes.
302
00:11:17,931 --> 00:11:18,931
Good.
303
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,655
Because for today's
Mini Challenge,
304
00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:24,000
we're playing the
passive-aggressive edition
305
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,724
of Spill The T.
306
00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:30,275
- This should be fun.
- It'll be interesting.
307
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,310
I love that.
308
00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:32,724
This game is so fun.
309
00:11:32,827 --> 00:11:34,586
I'm so excited to find
out what the girls
310
00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:36,620
really think about each other.
311
00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:38,965
Here's how the game works.
312
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,965
I ask a question
like, which queen
313
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:45,827
is the prettiest for her age?
314
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:49,965
Then you all vote for yourself
or one of your fellow queens.
315
00:11:50,068 --> 00:11:54,068
Each time your answer matches
the majority, you get a point.
316
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,586
But in the end, the queen
with the most points wins.
317
00:11:57,689 --> 00:12:01,344
Okay, let's play
Spill The T.
318
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:02,758
First question.
319
00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:05,241
Which queen is most
likely to give you
320
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:08,448
the shirt off her hairy back?
321
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,448
Paddles up.
322
00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:15,103
Looks like three for Shuga,
323
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:18,965
which means Shuga is
generous and/or hairy.
324
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:20,172
I'm generous.
325
00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:22,620
I'm very smooth.
326
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,103
Next question.
327
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,482
Which queen is most
likely to invite
328
00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,758
you to join her in a three-way?
329
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:30,758
Oh, easy.
330
00:12:30,862 --> 00:12:33,137
That's not even a question.
331
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,310
Oh, my goodness.
332
00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:37,241
Everyone mostly voted for Joey.
333
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,241
Joey Jay is gay
and likes a three-way.
334
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,275
Party at my place.
335
00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:45,586
Next question.
336
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:48,689
Which queen is the most
creative when it comes
337
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:52,448
to using face filter apps?
338
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:53,965
Ooh.
339
00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:56,896
all:
Ooh.
340
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,793
Two of the girls
voted for Sam.
341
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:00,137
I mean, the devil's
in the details.
342
00:13:00,241 --> 00:13:02,379
- Yeah.
- Everyone's going to zoom in.
343
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,413
Everyone else
voted for Shuga.
344
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:09,344
Next question.
345
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:12,827
Which queen leaves a
long-lasting impression
346
00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:15,482
with her body odor?
347
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:21,965
Three of you have
voted for Jasmine.
348
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,758
- From the farts.
- You tend to fart a lot.
349
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,137
I farted one time.
350
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:27,241
Jesus.
351
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:28,310
Screw them.
352
00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:29,310
You know what, y'all?
353
00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:31,689
America, trans women fart too.
354
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,172
Next question.
355
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:37,344
Which queen can wear
anything and frequently does?
356
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:43,896
It looks like three of you
have voted for Kennedy.
357
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,137
What?
358
00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:47,758
Okay, whatever.
359
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:48,896
You have range.
360
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,206
Right. You should learn.
361
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,275
All right, next question.
362
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,827
When it comes to
performing talent,
363
00:13:56,931 --> 00:14:01,724
which queen does the very
most with the very least?
364
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:09,448
It's a tie between
Hershii and Kennedy.
365
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,241
Joey, why did you
vote for Hershii?
366
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:12,793
Whenever I watch
Hershii in shows,
367
00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:15,000
I see her with this
little shake and go wig,
368
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:17,137
and that wig will go left
to right to left to right,
369
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,137
but the feet won't go
anywhere, and she'll
370
00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:20,620
still make all the money.
371
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:24,206
So Joey Jay, known before
for not wearing wigs,
372
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:26,137
is now a wig expert?
373
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:29,655
Yeah.
374
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,034
Next question.
375
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:35,413
Which queen is the most
blessed and the least booked?
376
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:37,655
Ooh. Ooh.
377
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:38,724
Uh-oh.
378
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,827
It's getting real up in here.
379
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,724
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
380
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:45,620
Sam and Joey Jay
voted for Hershii.
381
00:14:45,724 --> 00:14:48,103
But everyone else
voted for Shuga.
382
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,482
You know what?
That's okay.
383
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:54,068
I'm about to give
it to these girls.
384
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:56,379
They're not
going to see it coming.
385
00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:58,965
Now, there are just
200 more questions.
386
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,448
Love that.
387
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,103
Perfect.
388
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:05,517
Which queen knows how to
read a bitch, but not a book?
389
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:12,310
Two of you voted for Jasmine,
and two of you voted for Sam.
390
00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:15,827
Oh, yes.
391
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:17,758
It must be Alabama.
392
00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:19,379
And Kennedy
voted for herself.
393
00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:22,137
You said not a book, right?
394
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:28,793
All right, time for one last
bonus question,
395
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,724
and it's worth five points.
396
00:15:30,827 --> 00:15:32,655
- Okay.
- I need this.
397
00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:34,827
So it's still
anyone's game to win.
398
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:40,517
Which queen is the
MVQ, Most Vain Queen?
399
00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:52,310
Is it me?
400
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:54,310
It's a majority rule.
401
00:15:57,965 --> 00:16:01,586
All T, all shade,
all pink lemonade.
402
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:06,517
The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is a tie.
403
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:10,344
Joey Jay and Shuga Cain, condragulations.
404
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:15,827
You'll split a cash prize
of $2,500, courtesy of Bike.
405
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,034
Work!
406
00:16:17,137 --> 00:16:18,586
You want to come
over for a threesome?
407
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:19,689
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
408
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:24,689
All Stars, it's time
to turn up the heat
409
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,310
and really get cooking.
410
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,379
Because for this
week's Maxi Challenge,
411
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:32,931
we're serving up a
red hot Rappin' Roast.
412
00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:37,862
Y'all know how this works.
413
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,931
We lay down a
sweet beat, and you
414
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,758
spice it up with a rap
that reads your fellow
415
00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:46,793
All Stars to filth.
416
00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:47,896
Stunning.
417
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,620
You'll write your own
scorching verses,
418
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:55,068
and then you'll come up
with a performance order.
419
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,310
Interesting.
420
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:58,862
Now, later, you'll
debut your Rappin' Roast
421
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,206
on the main stage,
where we will be joined
422
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:04,793
by our extra-special guest
judge, the super talented
423
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,551
Brian Tyree Henry.
424
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:12,517
And the runway category
is Ladies Who Lunch.
425
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,655
Oh.
426
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,620
Good luck, ladies.
I'll meet you at lunch.
427
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,827
All Stars,
start your engines,
428
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:21,172
and may the best
drag queen win.
429
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,965
Girl.
430
00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:35,137
How you feeling about
this Rappin' Roast?
431
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,655
I'm not worried
about how I feel.
432
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,413
I hope they're going to be
okay.
433
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,448
I am so excited,
because it is the return
434
00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,931
of the Rappin' Roast.
435
00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:47,655
So we have to write
lyrics to read the dolls
436
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,482
and look stunning doing it.
437
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:51,620
The girls, are you
ready to read, honey?
438
00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:53,137
Yeah, you know,
I've never done
439
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:57,275
a reading challenge or a roast,
and I've always wanted to.
440
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:58,551
Work.
441
00:17:58,655 --> 00:17:59,862
And I just have
such an appreciation
442
00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:01,689
for, like, any type of
standup or roasting.
443
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,034
Yeah.
444
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:05,310
But I'm not like
a Cardi B.
445
00:18:05,413 --> 00:18:08,482
I am a little Midwest
gay white boy.
446
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,655
Okay, 100%.
447
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:12,034
- So let me...
- Yeah.
448
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:15,620
Throw down
and see if it translates.
449
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:18,655
I feel an immense
amount of pressure
450
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:21,862
to really stand out
and make an impact,
451
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,758
because I have
not done that yet.
452
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,448
What rhymes with bottom?
453
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:27,724
Joey Jay.
454
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:33,931
But I consider myself
clever, witty, and funny.
455
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,724
I think this outfit
is really cute.
456
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:37,655
My only thing is
the gold buttons.
457
00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:38,758
What's your favorite part?
458
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,413
The gold buttons.
459
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,344
Reading isn't just
about being mean.
460
00:18:45,448 --> 00:18:47,517
It's about being clever.
461
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,827
So I'm going to channel my wit
462
00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:55,137
and cleverness into this rap.
463
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,931
This is, like,
a super shady group.
464
00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:00,000
I think everyone's going to
really kind of, like, go in.
465
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,068
Do you plan on like--
466
00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:02,172
I don't see you
as a shady queen,
467
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,758
and I'm not a
super shady queen,
468
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:04,931
but I think--
are you going to shake
469
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,241
it up a little bit at all?
470
00:19:06,344 --> 00:19:08,344
My approach is
definitely going to be, like,
471
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,689
I don't want to read you.
I can't read you.
472
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:10,896
Do you know what I mean?
473
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,724
Like, very, like, mm,
and then like, oop.
474
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:13,724
Yeah.
475
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,655
You know Shuga's
very, very sweet,
476
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:17,689
and I've never done
a roast before.
477
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,241
But don't let the
sweetness fool you.
478
00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,793
This is my chance to
show the world that I got
479
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,862
a little sting in the sugar.
480
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:28,000
Who do you think is
not going to deliver?
481
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:29,965
Let's be shady now.
482
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,206
Who do I think is
not going to deliver?
483
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:35,758
It's us.
484
00:19:35,862 --> 00:19:37,551
I'm literally like, it's you.
485
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,275
I was literally thinking,
I was like, well,
486
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,241
how do I tell her that
I think it's you?
487
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,103
Hershii, you quiet, bitch.
488
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:50,413
I'm focused.
489
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:51,551
Let her focus.
490
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:52,551
She didn't win last week, okay?
491
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:54,758
Let her focus.
- I didn't.
492
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,827
I need to let you
girls out this week.
493
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,482
Are you excited?
494
00:19:58,586 --> 00:20:01,103
I am, because I finally feel
like I have a challenge that's
495
00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:03,586
something I can succeed in
and not something I'm sitting
496
00:20:03,689 --> 00:20:06,827
in the corner like--
497
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,103
I have never been
a part of a roast, but like,
498
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:12,103
I used to be an emcee
back in the day,
499
00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,310
and I make a song
here or there.
500
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,413
So it is my time to shine.
501
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,655
I am so excited.
502
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,068
It's about time I got something
that ain't got nothing to do
503
00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:22,344
with a needle and thread.
504
00:20:22,448 --> 00:20:23,655
Honestly, I don't
think a lot of people
505
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,862
would expect me
to be a raptress.
506
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:28,862
I think I have some
ideas for some girls.
507
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,793
- So you good?
- So I'm good. I'm good, baby.
508
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,068
I'm ready.
509
00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:34,310
I did not do a roast
on my original season.
510
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:38,000
I was cut short a little
too early to experience it.
511
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,586
But I do know how
to read a bitch.
512
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,965
This challenge is probably
the most important challenge.
513
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:44,896
This one, in terms of
keeping a steady traction...
514
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,103
Yes.
515
00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:47,413
Is going to be
the most important.
516
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,344
If I don't place high in this,
517
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,172
I can lose the traction
and the momentum
518
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,172
that I've been having
since the first week.
519
00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:54,482
So baby, get ready,
520
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,931
'cause mouth almighty
is ready to attack.
521
00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:57,724
Ladies.
- What's up?
522
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,068
What's the tea?
Are we reading?
523
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:02,000
Is it going to be dry
or is it going to be juicy?
524
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,827
I think y'all are
going to be burned.
525
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,862
You're going to be
burnt to a crisp with mine.
526
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,620
I need it with my pasty ass.
527
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:11,068
I have a couple ideas
to read about you, Sam.
528
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,655
Just be nice to me, please.
529
00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:13,655
You know I'm fragile.
530
00:21:13,758 --> 00:21:15,379
Oh, we gotta coddle the baby.
531
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,517
I'm sensitive, and I'm
the youngest little baby.
532
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,206
I know. I can't wait
to see how you're
533
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,689
going to react to this
roast after this morning.
534
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:22,068
Girl, I ain't even
going to listen.
535
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:23,482
- Oh.
- ♪ La, la, la ♪
536
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,586
♪ La, la, la ♪
537
00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:25,655
I think that's best.
538
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,758
What should I
make as your read?
539
00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:29,137
I mean, it's going
to be very hard.
540
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:31,068
There's not a lot to read,
but what do you think?
541
00:21:31,172 --> 00:21:32,068
That answer alone.
542
00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:33,137
Hang on.
543
00:21:35,137 --> 00:21:36,482
I mean, you--good luck.
544
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,862
It's always the girls who
feel like they are unreadable.
545
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,551
Girl, you are a read.
546
00:21:43,827 --> 00:21:47,275
Some of the girls just spit
off reads like a Rolodex.
547
00:21:47,379 --> 00:21:51,689
So I'm sure I have some
competition in this challenge.
548
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,068
But the girls tried to
discredit me last week
549
00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:57,379
and read me, so I have
some reads for them.
550
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:01,413
I'm about to give these bitches
honky-tonk hip-hop hell.
551
00:22:01,517 --> 00:22:03,655
I'm not going to
count on anyone really
552
00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:07,482
giving me their points, because
I'm already in the early lead.
553
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:10,034
So now I think I have a
huge target on my back now.
554
00:22:10,137 --> 00:22:14,689
You have to learn to go ahead
and live up to that target.
555
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,379
That's the tall
order that you got.
556
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:17,413
Yup.
557
00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:18,896
And hey, I'm going to deliver.
558
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,310
I promise I will.
I'll make you proud.
559
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:21,827
Yes, please.
560
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,965
Have you ever rapped before?
- Yeah.
561
00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:26,310
Well, you know,
I'm the total opposite.
562
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,689
I don't rap in my shows.
563
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:28,689
Okay.
564
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:29,689
I do not.
565
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:31,068
The only thing I know is Trina.
566
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:34,758
All I know, pull over,
that ass is too fat.
567
00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:36,241
Woop woop!
568
00:22:36,344 --> 00:22:38,551
A rap pretty much rhymes.
569
00:22:38,655 --> 00:22:40,965
So the challenge with
rapping and roasting
570
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,689
is rhyming and being funny.
571
00:22:44,793 --> 00:22:47,137
Well, guess what.
I'm a funny bitch.
572
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,655
Do you feel pressured to,
like, really win this week?
573
00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:52,000
Because you only
have two weeks left.
574
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:53,379
I just know I
need to turn it out.
575
00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:54,379
Right, definitely.
576
00:22:54,482 --> 00:22:56,310
Because it's only top two.
577
00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:58,034
This is the second week.
578
00:22:58,137 --> 00:23:00,551
Everything is at
stake right now.
579
00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:03,689
And I know that Ru has
high expectations of me,
580
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:05,551
because I'm a veteran.
581
00:23:05,655 --> 00:23:07,827
But I'm not one who
cracks under pressure.
582
00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:09,827
I'm fittin' to put my
all into these lyrics
583
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,000
and fuck a bitch up.
584
00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:12,241
Right.
585
00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:14,724
My rap skills are
little to nothing,
586
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:18,068
but I am an entertainer.
587
00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:22,724
So just because I don't do it
doesn't mean that I can't.
588
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:27,241
Let the roast begin.
589
00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:28,724
Let's do it.
Excuse me.
590
00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:29,896
Ladies first.
591
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,793
Thank you.
592
00:23:31,896 --> 00:23:33,310
Could you guys scoot
over a little bit?
593
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,344
Okay.
594
00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:36,068
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, wow.
595
00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:37,793
You said move, top two.
596
00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:39,517
Okay.
597
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,068
The girls are
getting together,
598
00:23:41,172 --> 00:23:43,827
because we have to pick
the order for the roast.
599
00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:45,275
I want to go first.
600
00:23:45,379 --> 00:23:46,965
- Oh.
- I'm lying.
601
00:23:49,034 --> 00:23:53,965
I think I prefer to be mid
to maybe second to last.
602
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:56,758
I look at it as being
a part of a drag show.
603
00:23:56,862 --> 00:23:59,379
A girl that throws something
really solid in the middle,
604
00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,482
you're still talking about
her when you leave the club.
605
00:24:01,586 --> 00:24:02,551
Can I go third?
606
00:24:02,655 --> 00:24:04,275
So Kennedy wants third.
607
00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:05,275
I'll go first.
608
00:24:05,379 --> 00:24:06,862
- You want first?
- Yeah.
609
00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:11,172
I never want to go first, but
I feel that after last week,
610
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:13,137
I would love to just
hit the ground running.
611
00:24:13,241 --> 00:24:16,379
I am feeling really good
about the lyrics I'm writing,
612
00:24:16,482 --> 00:24:18,344
and I just really
want to, like,
613
00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:20,310
show them that I'm fearless.
614
00:24:20,413 --> 00:24:23,862
For Joey to
choose to go first
615
00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,931
is a shock, because
you don't know
616
00:24:26,034 --> 00:24:27,827
what to expect
from a person that
617
00:24:27,931 --> 00:24:29,896
went home early on her season.
618
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,482
So for her to come this
second week hard, kudos.
619
00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:37,068
I'd love like a five.
620
00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:38,172
Shuga, five.
621
00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:39,586
I would love to go last.
622
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,862
I mean, it's pressure,
but I feel like I can do it.
623
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:43,724
- Pressure.
- Yeah.
624
00:24:43,827 --> 00:24:45,137
Why not?
625
00:24:45,241 --> 00:24:46,448
We don't want to
upset her feelings,
626
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,965
so if she just
wants to go last,
627
00:24:49,068 --> 00:24:50,965
we should let her go last.
628
00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:54,137
I will gladly take last
place, because I was fabulous
629
00:24:54,241 --> 00:24:56,137
in the roast on my season.
630
00:24:56,241 --> 00:24:59,000
Bless your heart--disease.
631
00:25:01,379 --> 00:25:03,034
Almost won.
632
00:25:03,137 --> 00:25:05,689
So, you know, maybe this time
I'll take it
633
00:25:05,793 --> 00:25:07,379
all the way to the top.
634
00:25:07,482 --> 00:25:08,931
- What's left?
- Second and fourth.
635
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:11,172
I'm fine with second
if you want to go fourth.
636
00:25:11,275 --> 00:25:12,655
Girl, fourth.
637
00:25:12,758 --> 00:25:13,655
Come on.
638
00:25:13,758 --> 00:25:15,068
Okay, so first we have Joey.
639
00:25:15,172 --> 00:25:17,413
Second we have me.
640
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,448
Third, we have Kennedy.
641
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,413
Fourth, we have Hershii.
642
00:25:21,517 --> 00:25:23,344
Fifth, we have Shuga.
643
00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:25,551
Sixth, we have Sam.
644
00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:28,586
Best for last.
645
00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:30,482
I'm about to roast these hos.
646
00:25:30,586 --> 00:25:33,000
I hope there's going
to be seasoning on it.
647
00:25:33,103 --> 00:25:34,517
- Kennedy?
- Kennedy?
648
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,344
- You got your seasoning?
- Kennedy, you got the foo-foo?
649
00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:38,758
- Where the seasoning, sis?
- I do have it.
650
00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:42,758
I have a seasoning that I
take with me everywhere I go.
651
00:25:42,862 --> 00:25:44,551
I've been doing it
since season seven,
652
00:25:44,655 --> 00:25:48,172
and the girls like to talk
about it and kiki about it,
653
00:25:48,275 --> 00:25:51,137
but when we sit down, they be
the first one to ask for some.
654
00:25:51,241 --> 00:25:53,448
Kennedy, can you bring
your seasoning out for us?
655
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,965
You need seasoning
for your roast
656
00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:56,344
'cause you have no flavor.
657
00:25:56,448 --> 00:25:57,551
all:
Oh!
658
00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:59,689
That was a good one!
659
00:26:00,896 --> 00:26:02,758
Put it in.
Put it in the rap.
660
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:04,724
Sure, bitch, you need it.
661
00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:06,034
Thank you.
662
00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:11,379
Who are you excited to
read the most, Kennedy?
663
00:26:11,482 --> 00:26:13,965
Jasmine.
664
00:26:14,068 --> 00:26:15,172
Good.
665
00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:16,620
Listen, I know me and
Kennedy can both take
666
00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:18,103
each other's reads, though.
667
00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:20,310
So that's why I'm excited to
hear what she's going to say.
668
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,862
Yeah, she's going in.
669
00:26:21,965 --> 00:26:24,344
If you get a good read on me,
oh, you're my best friend.
670
00:26:24,448 --> 00:26:26,551
- That means you are loved.
- Yes.
671
00:26:26,655 --> 00:26:28,103
Oh, my God,
that means y'all love me.
672
00:26:28,206 --> 00:26:29,551
Oh, my God.
673
00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:30,586
Sometimes.
674
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,034
When you're quiet.
675
00:26:32,137 --> 00:26:34,655
When I'm quiet.
676
00:26:34,758 --> 00:26:35,793
Hey, Joey.
677
00:26:35,896 --> 00:26:37,034
Huh?
678
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,103
How are you feeling
about going first?
679
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,586
I feel good.
680
00:26:40,689 --> 00:26:42,379
I know it's a little bit risky.
681
00:26:42,482 --> 00:26:45,586
I feel like no one
necessarily wants to go first.
682
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:48,655
But I just want to go hit
it hard and open us strong.
683
00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:50,586
Are you worried
at all about you
684
00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:53,862
going first and it
not being strong?
685
00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:54,862
No.
686
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,793
She tried it.
687
00:26:57,896 --> 00:26:59,103
No.
688
00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:01,586
As an early out,
I have a lot to prove,
689
00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:04,793
and I know that I am
extremely underestimated.
690
00:27:04,896 --> 00:27:06,482
But I love it.
691
00:27:06,586 --> 00:27:11,034
It makes me feel so excited to
come out and punish these hos.
692
00:27:11,137 --> 00:27:13,172
If I didn't think
it would be strong,
693
00:27:13,275 --> 00:27:15,000
I wouldn't suggest to go first.
694
00:27:15,103 --> 00:27:16,137
Got it.
695
00:27:16,241 --> 00:27:18,206
I'd be like, put
me in the middle or--
696
00:27:18,310 --> 00:27:19,379
you know.
697
00:27:19,482 --> 00:27:20,517
So you're saying
everyone who wanted to go
698
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,655
in the middle ain't strong?
699
00:27:22,758 --> 00:27:24,482
Girl, you are just twisting
everything that everyone says.
700
00:27:24,586 --> 00:27:25,965
I'm not.
701
00:27:26,068 --> 00:27:27,448
I'm just taking words and
reading between the lines.
702
00:27:27,551 --> 00:27:29,551
What lines?
The ones in your forehead?
703
00:27:29,655 --> 00:27:32,551
all:
Oh!
704
00:27:32,655 --> 00:27:35,103
The roasting has begun!
705
00:27:35,206 --> 00:27:36,517
If you want
to talk about lines,
706
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,344
let's talk about the lines
in that outfit that you made.
707
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:39,758
Yes, get me, girl.
708
00:27:39,862 --> 00:27:41,344
Thank goodness that
the whole season's
709
00:27:41,448 --> 00:27:43,034
not going to be kumbaya.
710
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,758
Oh, my God.
711
00:27:46,862 --> 00:27:49,413
If I randomly start
crying, I apologize.
712
00:27:49,517 --> 00:27:50,689
It's okay.
713
00:27:50,793 --> 00:27:52,068
Why's that?
714
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,448
My daughter's
graduating today.
715
00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,000
all:
Oh!
716
00:27:56,103 --> 00:28:01,206
I mean, like, she's going
from preschool to pre-K,
717
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:04,172
but like, now I'm sitting here
thinking about her looking
718
00:28:04,275 --> 00:28:09,137
for me, and I'm struggling, to
be completely honest with you.
719
00:28:09,241 --> 00:28:14,034
And can't help but
feel just guilty.
720
00:28:14,137 --> 00:28:16,620
Because I want to be there
for all their big stuff.
721
00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:20,517
And the fact that it
falls on such a big moment
722
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:24,000
for me too is just, I'm
trying to, like, suck it up.
723
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,034
But this is a hard day.
724
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:27,586
This is a hard day.
725
00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:28,931
I'm better than the first time.
726
00:28:29,034 --> 00:28:30,448
It's still hard.
727
00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,068
But this is for me.
728
00:28:32,172 --> 00:28:34,034
I gotta do this part for me so
they can do it for themselves
729
00:28:34,137 --> 00:28:37,103
later, 'cause I want
them to have dreams,
730
00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:38,241
and I want them
to learn from me
731
00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:40,103
they got to go out
and get theirs.
732
00:28:40,206 --> 00:28:41,344
I understand.
733
00:28:41,448 --> 00:28:43,758
My sister being special
needs and you're not
734
00:28:43,862 --> 00:28:45,448
going to always be
at home, especially
735
00:28:45,551 --> 00:28:47,275
in this type of profession.
736
00:28:47,379 --> 00:28:49,034
That's how you have
to explain it to them.
737
00:28:49,137 --> 00:28:50,275
That part.
738
00:28:50,379 --> 00:28:51,586
It was really hard this
time because I told
739
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:52,931
them I'm coming right back.
740
00:28:53,034 --> 00:28:54,379
And my daughter
comes in and she
741
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,724
goes, don't take too long, okay?
742
00:28:55,827 --> 00:28:57,172
- Oh, my God.
- And that makes me--
743
00:28:57,275 --> 00:28:58,275
Oh, I'd cry.
744
00:28:58,379 --> 00:28:59,793
That's brutal.
745
00:28:59,896 --> 00:29:02,551
Yeah, that's what I wonder
is how you two balance that.
746
00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:05,068
'Cause I want to have
kids, but in this career,
747
00:29:05,172 --> 00:29:06,241
you're traveling.
748
00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,482
It takes a village.
749
00:29:07,586 --> 00:29:08,931
You can't do it by yourself.
750
00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:10,310
Absolutely not.
751
00:29:13,172 --> 00:29:14,172
Samantha.
752
00:29:14,275 --> 00:29:15,517
Yes?
753
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,000
Would you ever
be so congenial
754
00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,758
and do you have a gold glitter?
755
00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:19,758
I do.
756
00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:21,172
What's in it for me, bitch?
757
00:29:21,275 --> 00:29:22,620
I don't know.
You're amazing.
758
00:29:22,724 --> 00:29:23,724
You going to
give me your point?
759
00:29:23,827 --> 00:29:24,724
You're beautiful.
760
00:29:24,827 --> 00:29:26,758
I'm so sorry if I--
761
00:29:26,862 --> 00:29:31,137
You know what?
762
00:29:31,241 --> 00:29:33,137
I felt bad the
way I treated Sam,
763
00:29:33,241 --> 00:29:35,413
so I'm going to
take her from you.
764
00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:36,517
You're so sweet.
765
00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:38,034
Thank you.
766
00:29:38,137 --> 00:29:41,724
Jasmine is attempting to
make amends for what went down.
767
00:29:41,827 --> 00:29:44,724
The problem is,
in this game, you never
768
00:29:44,827 --> 00:29:47,241
know if a bitch is
being nice to you
769
00:29:47,344 --> 00:29:49,793
because she likes you
or she wants your point.
770
00:29:49,896 --> 00:29:53,344
But I'm going to play
every angle I can.
771
00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:54,724
Honey, y'all wish me luck.
772
00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,620
This is like the Thunderdome.
773
00:30:08,758 --> 00:30:10,034
♪ Cover girl ♪
774
00:30:10,137 --> 00:30:12,689
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
775
00:30:15,206 --> 00:30:16,275
♪ Walk ♪
776
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,344
♪ Cover girl ♪
777
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,793
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
778
00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:21,103
♪ Head to toe ♪
779
00:30:21,206 --> 00:30:23,344
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
780
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,448
♪ Cover girl ♪
781
00:30:25,551 --> 00:30:26,793
Yes, ma'am.
782
00:30:26,896 --> 00:30:29,517
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race
783
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,655
Tournament of All Stars."
784
00:30:31,758 --> 00:30:36,103
It's the real femme
shady, Michelle Visage.
785
00:30:36,206 --> 00:30:38,275
It's not shady if it's right.
786
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:41,275
And I am always right.
787
00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:43,137
- That's true.
- See?
788
00:30:43,241 --> 00:30:44,517
But you're also shady.
789
00:30:46,206 --> 00:30:48,931
He puts the D in diss track.
790
00:30:49,034 --> 00:30:50,689
It's Jamal Sims.
791
00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:52,758
Ru, I ain't
throwin' no shade.
792
00:30:52,862 --> 00:30:54,482
I just want to get paid.
793
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:55,689
You are so correct.
794
00:30:56,931 --> 00:31:00,103
He's not a rapper,
but he played one on TV.
795
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:03,655
The brilliant
Brian Tyree Henry.
796
00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:05,931
Ru, I ain't
throwin' no shade,
797
00:31:06,034 --> 00:31:07,241
but I'm just
trying to get laid.
798
00:31:08,931 --> 00:31:11,758
By Michelle
and Jamal, preferably.
799
00:31:11,862 --> 00:31:13,413
We got you.
800
00:31:13,517 --> 00:31:15,689
We are so happy you're here.
801
00:31:15,793 --> 00:31:20,172
It is such an honor to be
here, and you look amazing.
802
00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:22,862
Oh, I bet you say that
to all the Atlanta queens.
803
00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,137
When they let up the
restraining orders, yes.
804
00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:28,724
This week, we
challenged our queens to put
805
00:31:28,827 --> 00:31:32,034
some sizzle in their
shizzle and skewer each
806
00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:34,275
other in the Rappin' Roast.
807
00:31:34,379 --> 00:31:36,689
All Stars, start your engines,
808
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:39,103
and may the best drag queen
win.
809
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:45,482
Pass the hot honey,
'cause it's time for
810
00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:47,724
the All Star Rappin' Roast.
811
00:31:47,827 --> 00:31:48,931
Whoo!
812
00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:51,827
Let's go!
813
00:32:00,724 --> 00:32:01,896
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
814
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,068
♪ Here comes the show ♪
815
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,172
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
816
00:32:04,275 --> 00:32:05,310
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
817
00:32:05,413 --> 00:32:08,068
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
818
00:32:08,172 --> 00:32:09,172
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
819
00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,206
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
820
00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,448
First up...
821
00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:15,103
♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪
822
00:32:15,206 --> 00:32:16,931
It's Joey Jay!
823
00:32:17,034 --> 00:32:19,275
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these ♪
824
00:32:19,379 --> 00:32:21,137
♪ This gay-ass bitch 'bout
to total these hos ♪
825
00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:23,413
♪ Read me, 'cause I'm gay,
bitch, I shit rainbows ♪
826
00:32:23,517 --> 00:32:25,655
♪ No one took the crown,
not a single title ♪
827
00:32:25,758 --> 00:32:26,965
♪ Hold it Shuga Cain,
can you move ♪
828
00:32:27,068 --> 00:32:28,551
♪ All I see is them
shoulders ♪
829
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,344
♪ Bleached blonde, bad
built Buick of the bitches ♪
830
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:31,379
♪ On fumes broken
down, getting ♪
831
00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:32,931
♪ Pulled out of the ditches ♪
832
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,896
♪ Big back, paddy whack,
give that bitch a muzzle ♪
833
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,137
♪ AARP
Metamucil by the guzzle ♪
834
00:32:37,241 --> 00:32:38,448
♪ Jazzy don't laugh ♪
835
00:32:38,551 --> 00:32:39,724
♪ She's giving cliffhanger ♪
836
00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:42,172
♪ The mug is giving
fish, angler ♪
837
00:32:42,275 --> 00:32:43,931
♪ You try to do a flip,
but you did a flop ♪
838
00:32:44,034 --> 00:32:45,344
♪ Kennedy, slow down ♪
839
00:32:45,448 --> 00:32:46,758
♪ I think I heard
your hip pop ♪
840
00:32:46,862 --> 00:32:48,724
♪ Sam Star going for meth ♪
841
00:32:48,827 --> 00:32:51,000
♪ Trying to read me
in a borrowed dress ♪
842
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:53,172
♪ My time is up, I hope
I won't be missed ♪
843
00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:55,896
♪ Ru, serious question,
who the fuck is this? ♪
844
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,896
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
845
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,896
♪ Here comes the show ♪
846
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,103
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
847
00:32:59,206 --> 00:33:00,344
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
848
00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:02,517
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
849
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:03,655
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
850
00:33:03,758 --> 00:33:06,275
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
851
00:33:06,379 --> 00:33:07,586
Next up...
852
00:33:07,689 --> 00:33:09,827
♪ I'm gonna
roast these hos ♪
853
00:33:09,931 --> 00:33:12,172
Jasmine Kennedy.
854
00:33:12,275 --> 00:33:14,206
♪ I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these ♪
855
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:16,275
♪ Jasmine Kennedy
back again ♪
856
00:33:16,379 --> 00:33:18,413
♪ This time with a
little more estrogen ♪
857
00:33:18,517 --> 00:33:19,655
♪ Leaving none
for these girls ♪
858
00:33:19,758 --> 00:33:20,827
♪ We got 'em in a habit ♪
859
00:33:20,931 --> 00:33:22,137
♪ This is my moment ♪
860
00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:23,551
♪ Time to let these
bitches have it ♪
861
00:33:23,655 --> 00:33:25,206
♪ Davenport,
what's your claim to fame? ♪
862
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:27,689
♪ Fourth time around,
haven't won the game ♪
863
00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:29,724
♪ We all heard the trade
didn't like the session ♪
864
00:33:29,827 --> 00:33:30,896
♪ Keep your good eye on me ♪
865
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,241
♪ Baby, learn a lesson ♪
866
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,482
♪ Gay-ass bitch,
more like bitch-ass gay ♪
867
00:33:34,586 --> 00:33:36,586
♪ Straight-up flop,
it's Joey Jay ♪
868
00:33:36,689 --> 00:33:38,862
♪ Heard you're a top,
just not on the race ♪
869
00:33:38,965 --> 00:33:41,413
♪ Out of 13 girls,
you got 12th place ♪
870
00:33:41,517 --> 00:33:43,413
♪ Sam, great gowns,
beautiful gowns ♪
871
00:33:43,517 --> 00:33:45,724
♪ Just a shame they're
Trinity's hand-me-downs ♪
872
00:33:45,827 --> 00:33:47,379
♪ Never had a sweet tooth ♪
873
00:33:47,482 --> 00:33:48,827
♪ Ha, neither has Ru, Shuga ♪
874
00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:50,344
♪ And Hershii,
it's chocolate, boo ♪
875
00:33:50,448 --> 00:33:51,517
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
876
00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:52,758
♪ Here comes the show ♪
877
00:33:52,862 --> 00:33:53,896
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
878
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,137
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
879
00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:57,137
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
880
00:33:57,241 --> 00:33:58,482
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
881
00:33:58,586 --> 00:34:01,103
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
882
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,344
Here she comes...
883
00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:04,620
♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪
884
00:34:04,724 --> 00:34:06,068
Kennedy Davenport.
885
00:34:06,172 --> 00:34:07,620
♪ I'm gonna ♪
886
00:34:07,724 --> 00:34:09,206
♪ Child,
it's always the girls ♪
887
00:34:09,310 --> 00:34:10,724
♪ Mama Ru, I ain't playing
with these bitches ♪
888
00:34:10,827 --> 00:34:12,068
♪ Call her Peter,
I'ma beat her ♪
889
00:34:12,172 --> 00:34:13,413
♪ 'Cause I'm slaying
all you bitches ♪
890
00:34:13,517 --> 00:34:15,655
♪ Chocolate, no,
it ain't Hershii's flop ♪
891
00:34:15,758 --> 00:34:18,034
♪ What you packing,
Pork Chop? ♪
892
00:34:18,137 --> 00:34:20,241
♪ Jasmine,
I'm the only Kennedy ♪
893
00:34:20,344 --> 00:34:21,413
♪ Bitch, you ain't
no kin of me ♪
894
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:22,413
♪ Just my mini me ♪
895
00:34:22,517 --> 00:34:24,655
♪ Brains, no, body, I guess ♪
896
00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:25,931
♪ But I must confess ♪
897
00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:27,000
♪ Bitch, you look
a mess, next ♪
898
00:34:27,103 --> 00:34:28,379
♪ Sam Star ♪
899
00:34:28,482 --> 00:34:29,896
♪ It's not a dream ♪
900
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,655
♪ Lost last season wearing
your mama's things ♪
901
00:34:31,758 --> 00:34:33,793
♪ Without season 7
there wouldn't be 17 ♪
902
00:34:33,896 --> 00:34:36,172
♪ Like Joey Jay,
the filler queen ♪
903
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,517
♪ Had high hopes for
the rest of this cast ♪
904
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:40,448
♪ But just as I
thought, trash ♪
905
00:34:40,551 --> 00:34:41,689
♪ I know Spice had a twin ♪
906
00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:43,241
♪ Who the fuck
is this booger? ♪
907
00:34:43,344 --> 00:34:45,482
♪ 'Cause what the hell
happened to Shuga? ♪
908
00:34:45,586 --> 00:34:46,586
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
909
00:34:46,689 --> 00:34:47,620
♪ Here comes the show ♪
910
00:34:47,724 --> 00:34:48,655
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
911
00:34:48,758 --> 00:34:50,034
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
912
00:34:50,137 --> 00:34:52,310
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
913
00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:53,724
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
914
00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:55,862
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
915
00:34:55,965 --> 00:34:57,068
Get ready.
916
00:34:57,172 --> 00:34:58,931
♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪
917
00:34:59,034 --> 00:35:01,344
It's Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
918
00:35:01,448 --> 00:35:02,655
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
919
00:35:02,758 --> 00:35:04,137
♪ I'm gonna roast these ♪
920
00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:06,000
♪ Now, Mama Ru, we need
to have a conversation ♪
921
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,310
♪ Is this a competition
or a vacation? ♪
922
00:35:08,413 --> 00:35:10,137
♪ The girls here are
looking real bizarre ♪
923
00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:12,862
♪ So let's get it started
with these chocolate bars ♪
924
00:35:12,965 --> 00:35:14,965
♪ Girl, Joey Jay
finally put on a wig ♪
925
00:35:15,068 --> 00:35:17,103
♪ First gay contestant
or just a British sin ♪
926
00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:19,379
♪ And you can't read Shuga
in this age of politics ♪
927
00:35:19,482 --> 00:35:20,655
♪ 'Cause you know
what they say ♪
928
00:35:20,758 --> 00:35:22,103
♪ Protect the bricks ♪
929
00:35:22,206 --> 00:35:24,551
♪ Now, Jasmine, this one's
gon' be similar ♪
930
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,827
♪ You're going halfway, and
then no one remembers you ♪
931
00:35:26,931 --> 00:35:28,551
♪ Sam's cute,
but she still gotta go ♪
932
00:35:28,655 --> 00:35:29,586
♪ Have you seen
her in a battle ♪
933
00:35:29,689 --> 00:35:31,413
♪ Sis performs like a sow ♪
934
00:35:31,517 --> 00:35:33,275
♪ Kennedy likes to
dance and buck ♪
935
00:35:33,379 --> 00:35:34,379
♪ But always runner-up ♪
936
00:35:34,482 --> 00:35:35,793
♪ And it must really suck ♪
937
00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:37,482
♪ Auntie is the oldest,
but I ain't alarmed ♪
938
00:35:37,586 --> 00:35:38,758
♪ I'm about to
send her packing ♪
939
00:35:38,862 --> 00:35:40,310
♪ Fourth time won't
be the charm ♪
940
00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:41,482
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
941
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:42,482
♪ Here comes the show ♪
942
00:35:42,586 --> 00:35:43,482
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
943
00:35:43,586 --> 00:35:44,896
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
944
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,931
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
945
00:35:47,034 --> 00:35:48,413
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
946
00:35:48,517 --> 00:35:50,724
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
947
00:35:50,827 --> 00:35:51,931
Next up, y'all...
948
00:35:52,034 --> 00:35:54,620
♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪
949
00:35:54,724 --> 00:35:56,068
Shuga Cain.
950
00:35:56,172 --> 00:35:58,482
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these ♪
951
00:35:58,586 --> 00:36:00,482
♪ I was gonna be nice but
y'all poked the queen ♪
952
00:36:00,586 --> 00:36:01,827
♪ Now it's reads and rhymes ♪
953
00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:02,931
♪ I'm a roast machine ♪
954
00:36:03,034 --> 00:36:04,103
♪ So buckle up, divas ♪
955
00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:05,241
♪ I'm serving pain ♪
956
00:36:05,344 --> 00:36:06,517
♪ No, this ain't dessert ♪
957
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:07,896
♪ This is death
by Shuga Cain ♪
958
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,758
♪ Joey's first,
yeah, we get it, she's gay ♪
959
00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:12,206
♪ But I think it's time
we pray the Jay away ♪
960
00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:14,344
♪ Jasmine, hi,
so glad you're here ♪
961
00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:15,551
♪ A moment of silence ♪
962
00:36:15,655 --> 00:36:16,965
♪ Hey, just like your career ♪
963
00:36:17,068 --> 00:36:19,000
♪ Kennedy bucks and
flips with grace ♪
964
00:36:19,103 --> 00:36:21,448
♪ She'll do anything to keep
you from seeing her face ♪
965
00:36:21,551 --> 00:36:22,689
♪ Y'all look confused ♪
966
00:36:22,793 --> 00:36:24,034
♪ That's not
Trinity the Tuck ♪
967
00:36:24,137 --> 00:36:25,965
♪ That Sam Star in
her mom's old stuff ♪
968
00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:28,103
♪ Hershii's drag,
sweet like a snack ♪
969
00:36:28,206 --> 00:36:30,413
♪ Or is Hershii
serving it that? ♪
970
00:36:30,517 --> 00:36:31,655
♪ Shug's so nice ♪
971
00:36:31,758 --> 00:36:33,103
♪ Yeah,
what's she going to say? ♪
972
00:36:33,206 --> 00:36:35,310
♪ Joke's on you,
I could do this all day ♪
973
00:36:35,413 --> 00:36:36,758
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
974
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,379
♪ Here comes the show,
throw on some gas ♪
975
00:36:38,482 --> 00:36:39,551
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
976
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,724
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
977
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:45,620
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
978
00:36:45,724 --> 00:36:46,827
Let's wrap it up...
979
00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:48,965
♪ I'm gonna roast
these hos ♪
980
00:36:49,068 --> 00:36:51,068
With Sam Star.
981
00:36:51,172 --> 00:36:52,793
♪ I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
982
00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:55,344
♪ I'm 'bout to roast these
hos in my country-ass accent ♪
983
00:36:55,448 --> 00:36:56,689
♪ Try it with me ♪
984
00:36:56,793 --> 00:36:57,655
♪ They won't make
it out the bracket ♪
985
00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:58,896
♪ Points to the board ♪
986
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,137
♪ I got another basket ♪
987
00:37:00,241 --> 00:37:01,241
♪ I'm killing these hos ♪
988
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,551
♪ Ru, better get a casket ♪
989
00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,482
♪ Jasmine, sure,
her moves pack a punch ♪
990
00:37:04,586 --> 00:37:06,931
♪ But her mug is so hard,
I call her Captain Crunch ♪
991
00:37:07,034 --> 00:37:09,275
♪ Shuga is more filler
than a fast-food patty ♪
992
00:37:09,379 --> 00:37:10,551
♪ Looks are giving broke ♪
993
00:37:10,655 --> 00:37:12,000
♪ Shuga need a sugar daddy ♪
994
00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:13,724
♪ Joey really thinks that
his looks are grand ♪
995
00:37:13,827 --> 00:37:14,862
♪ But he's giving
watered-down ♪
996
00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:16,310
♪ Go and irrigate the land ♪
997
00:37:16,413 --> 00:37:18,448
♪ Hershii on deck,
stepping up to bat ♪
998
00:37:18,551 --> 00:37:19,482
♪ But wait a minute, y'all ♪
999
00:37:19,586 --> 00:37:20,827
♪ Who the hell is that? ♪
1000
00:37:20,931 --> 00:37:23,034
♪ Kennedy's back,
I'm really confused ♪
1001
00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:25,344
♪ Ru slept on you twice,
still 'bout to hit snooze ♪
1002
00:37:25,448 --> 00:37:26,413
♪ My name is Sam ♪
1003
00:37:26,517 --> 00:37:27,482
♪ Been a star from the start ♪
1004
00:37:27,586 --> 00:37:28,758
♪ Good luck keeping up,
girls ♪
1005
00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:29,965
♪ Bless your heart ♪
1006
00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:30,965
♪ Here comes the bass,
bitch ♪
1007
00:37:31,068 --> 00:37:32,206
♪ Here comes the show ♪
1008
00:37:32,310 --> 00:37:33,379
♪ Throw on some gas ♪
1009
00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:34,379
♪ 'Cause they getting smoked ♪
1010
00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:36,827
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
1011
00:37:36,931 --> 00:37:37,965
♪ I'm gonna, I'm gonna ♪
1012
00:37:38,068 --> 00:37:40,068
♪ I'm gonna roast these hos ♪
1013
00:37:43,724 --> 00:37:46,206
All right, ladies!
1014
00:38:04,689 --> 00:38:05,896
Y'all smell that?
1015
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,241
That was a roast, honey.
1016
00:38:07,344 --> 00:38:09,241
It smell roasted
to me, bitch.
1017
00:38:09,344 --> 00:38:10,724
Okay.
1018
00:38:10,827 --> 00:38:13,068
Kennedy, did you
season the roast?
1019
00:38:13,172 --> 00:38:14,620
Perfected.
1020
00:38:14,724 --> 00:38:17,137
I feel like I did really
great with this roast.
1021
00:38:17,241 --> 00:38:18,827
I read the bitches to filth.
1022
00:38:18,931 --> 00:38:20,827
And now it is time to
get ready for the runway,
1023
00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:22,862
Ladies Who Lunch.
1024
00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:24,655
When you pulled the
chocolate out, girl.
1025
00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:26,137
Oh, y'all like
my chocolate bit?
1026
00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:28,137
- That was cunt.
- Thank you.
1027
00:38:28,241 --> 00:38:30,448
- That was cute.
- That was so fun.
1028
00:38:30,551 --> 00:38:32,758
Oh, Joey's feeling
very confident right now.
1029
00:38:32,862 --> 00:38:34,689
Joey is feeling it.
1030
00:38:34,793 --> 00:38:36,551
I feel good about it,
but the judges
1031
00:38:36,655 --> 00:38:37,724
seemed to like everybody.
1032
00:38:37,827 --> 00:38:38,896
I'm feeling good.
1033
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,931
Come what may.
- You know what that means.
1034
00:38:41,034 --> 00:38:42,758
Some of us are wrong.
- I know.
1035
00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:43,965
I know we're all
saying that we're
1036
00:38:44,068 --> 00:38:45,034
not going to be in the bottom.
1037
00:38:45,137 --> 00:38:46,206
I don't plan on
being in the bottom.
1038
00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:47,931
But the truth of the matter is,
1039
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,034
four queens will be
in the bottom.
1040
00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:53,137
So the alliances are important.
You know?
1041
00:38:53,241 --> 00:38:55,068
You want to know that
someone has your back.
1042
00:38:55,172 --> 00:39:00,931
I feel like I don't know who
is around that I would be like,
1043
00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:02,241
do you have my back?
Do you know what I mean?
1044
00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:03,517
That's what I'm
trying to figure out.
1045
00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:06,137
America, y'all know
I'm on my own here,
1046
00:39:06,241 --> 00:39:08,068
because these bitches are
gunning for me.
1047
00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:10,758
It's like we're "Mario Kart"
and I'm in the lead.
1048
00:39:10,862 --> 00:39:14,413
They are going to pay me dust
and throw no points my way.
1049
00:39:14,517 --> 00:39:17,137
So I gotta start
doing some swindling.
1050
00:39:17,241 --> 00:39:19,068
Plan B, if you will.
1051
00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:23,000
I'm hoping that I don't have
to give a point out, you know.
1052
00:39:23,103 --> 00:39:24,482
But, like, what if?
1053
00:39:24,586 --> 00:39:27,517
But if I do, I'm thinking
whoever scratches my back,
1054
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:29,137
I'll be more than happy
to scratch theirs.
1055
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,724
Same.
1056
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:31,965
It's the least
you could do, right?
1057
00:39:32,068 --> 00:39:33,482
True that.
1058
00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:36,344
I don't know Sam at all, but
she is very, very friendly.
1059
00:39:36,448 --> 00:39:39,241
She's really funny, and I
feel like I'm vibing with her.
1060
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:41,551
So, like, I hope that she is
going to be, like, a cool ally.
1061
00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:43,655
I'm just too nervous
to get fucked over.
1062
00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:45,275
Exactly.
1063
00:39:45,379 --> 00:39:48,551
What would you do if, like,
if you scratched someone's back
1064
00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:49,620
and then they
weren't reciprocal
1065
00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:51,068
and they gave it
to someone else?
1066
00:39:51,172 --> 00:39:52,931
Oh, then they would be
hearing from my lawyer.
1067
00:39:54,413 --> 00:39:56,551
These MVQ points are
fucking with my head, girl.
1068
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:57,655
They are fucking
with my head.
1069
00:39:57,758 --> 00:39:59,275
You don't have an alliance?
1070
00:39:59,379 --> 00:40:02,275
Like, you and Hershii?
1071
00:40:02,379 --> 00:40:04,000
Since you guys were
first off, I feel
1072
00:40:04,103 --> 00:40:06,000
like you guys are together.
1073
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:07,482
I wouldn't call
it an alliance.
1074
00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:10,965
We just made sure we
looked out for each other
1075
00:40:11,068 --> 00:40:13,551
with us traumatized
by going home early.
1076
00:40:13,655 --> 00:40:16,965
Just to make sure we're going
to have something on the board.
1077
00:40:17,068 --> 00:40:18,344
Right.
1078
00:40:18,448 --> 00:40:20,137
I mean, you're entitled
to feel how you feel.
1079
00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:23,344
But I really do feel like
from what people were saying
1080
00:40:23,448 --> 00:40:25,482
about me in their
verse, I've been here,
1081
00:40:25,586 --> 00:40:26,482
this is my fourth time and--
1082
00:40:26,586 --> 00:40:27,965
Oh, that's what you're
saying.
1083
00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:31,344
Yeah, I just feel like nobody
is out to give me anything.
1084
00:40:31,448 --> 00:40:34,344
At this point, I do feel
a sense of separation,
1085
00:40:34,448 --> 00:40:39,241
because the girls go and
huddle up in these groups
1086
00:40:39,344 --> 00:40:42,000
and do all this whispering,
and I haven't been
1087
00:40:42,103 --> 00:40:44,034
a part of these conversations.
1088
00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:47,068
I mean, regardless of how many
times I've been on the show,
1089
00:40:47,172 --> 00:40:49,586
it shouldn't be a factor
if I get a point or not.
1090
00:40:49,689 --> 00:40:50,862
Yeah.
1091
00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:53,241
I don't even know if I
would even get anything
1092
00:40:53,344 --> 00:40:55,000
from anybody at this point.
1093
00:40:55,103 --> 00:40:56,827
I showed up and
showed out today.
1094
00:40:56,931 --> 00:40:59,241
I mean, I deserve it.
1095
00:40:59,344 --> 00:41:00,827
I just hope I get it.
1096
00:41:00,931 --> 00:41:03,310
- You gagged me a little bit.
- I enjoyed you too.
1097
00:41:03,413 --> 00:41:06,793
But I'm very hopeful about
this challenge, because I think
1098
00:41:06,896 --> 00:41:09,517
the judges responded very
well to my Rappin' Roast,
1099
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,448
and that's because of what?
1100
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:13,482
Girl's been here before.
1101
00:41:13,586 --> 00:41:14,724
Keep living, boo.
1102
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,517
♪ Mother of the house ♪
1103
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:22,310
Category is Ladies Who Lunch.
1104
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:24,827
Up first, Joey Jay.
1105
00:41:24,931 --> 00:41:27,310
I own 51% of this lanai.
1106
00:41:28,724 --> 00:41:32,482
I am giving you a lady
who lunches even though
1107
00:41:32,586 --> 00:41:35,275
I haven't eaten in years.
1108
00:41:35,379 --> 00:41:38,689
Today's special, Joey Jay.
1109
00:41:38,793 --> 00:41:42,034
In my bag,
I have uppers and downers.
1110
00:41:42,137 --> 00:41:46,689
I am just taking my
sweet-ass time, because a lady
1111
00:41:46,793 --> 00:41:48,862
who lunches is never rushed.
1112
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:51,344
The ladies in Phoenix
ain't ready for me.
1113
00:41:51,448 --> 00:41:53,793
♪ Get back when I
step on the runway ♪
1114
00:41:53,896 --> 00:41:55,344
Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
1115
00:41:55,448 --> 00:41:56,793
- Wow.
- Oh.
1116
00:41:56,896 --> 00:41:59,275
- She gives great headpiece.
- Yeah.
1117
00:41:59,379 --> 00:42:02,517
This is a work of art.
1118
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,000
I'm going back to the women
who started
1119
00:42:05,103 --> 00:42:06,862
the luncheons, baby,
Gilded Ages.
1120
00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:10,827
Well, she's straight out of
an Edith "Whore-ton" novel.
1121
00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:12,137
There's about three
different silks
1122
00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:13,275
on this back train,
1123
00:42:13,379 --> 00:42:15,517
and they are
pleated to the gods.
1124
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,758
Perfectly fitting.
1125
00:42:17,862 --> 00:42:20,068
I am the best-looking queen
on this runway right now.
1126
00:42:20,172 --> 00:42:21,517
That's not a question.
1127
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,724
That's a fact.
1128
00:42:22,827 --> 00:42:24,586
Jane Eyre, matey.
1129
00:42:24,689 --> 00:42:25,965
I tried.
1130
00:42:26,068 --> 00:42:27,172
It was good.
1131
00:42:27,275 --> 00:42:28,517
No, I was with it.
1132
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:30,517
♪ Mother of the house ♪
1133
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:32,000
Up next,
1134
00:42:32,103 --> 00:42:35,137
Newark, LaGuardia,
Kennedy Davenport.
1135
00:42:35,241 --> 00:42:36,482
- Hey.
- Yes, honey.
1136
00:42:36,586 --> 00:42:39,310
Who brought the potato salad?
1137
00:42:39,413 --> 00:42:41,103
You better get
that casserole.
1138
00:42:41,206 --> 00:42:45,275
Look at how the light is
catching these beads, honey.
1139
00:42:45,379 --> 00:42:46,482
It's the fit.
1140
00:42:46,586 --> 00:42:47,482
It's the fashion.
1141
00:42:47,586 --> 00:42:48,896
What's in her bag?
1142
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,103
Hot sauce.
1143
00:42:51,206 --> 00:42:53,965
They don't even have a lunch
menu, but because I'm coming,
1144
00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:55,379
they're making me lunch.
1145
00:42:56,896 --> 00:42:59,068
Now starring in
"The Preacher's Third Wife."
1146
00:43:01,482 --> 00:43:04,275
Up next,
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
1147
00:43:04,379 --> 00:43:06,517
- Ooh.
- Sunday in the park with Jeté.
1148
00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:08,379
Yes.
1149
00:43:08,482 --> 00:43:10,551
This is my most favorite
look I've ever put on my body.
1150
00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:11,620
What is she eating?
1151
00:43:11,724 --> 00:43:12,965
The gilded wedge.
1152
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:14,413
- Yeah.
- Yum.
1153
00:43:14,517 --> 00:43:16,689
I haven't done period
before.
1154
00:43:16,793 --> 00:43:18,689
This is a whole new
silhouette on me.
1155
00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:21,482
And this goldish orange
against my skin
1156
00:43:21,586 --> 00:43:23,137
is giving me life.
1157
00:43:23,241 --> 00:43:26,482
This brown hair stacked to the
ceiling with my little hat.
1158
00:43:26,586 --> 00:43:28,724
I just feel really
pretty right now.
1159
00:43:28,827 --> 00:43:31,896
Ladies and gentlemen,
Pearl Bailey in "Hello, Dolly."
1160
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,241
♪ Get back when I
step on the runway ♪
1161
00:43:34,344 --> 00:43:35,620
Up next, Shuga Cain.
1162
00:43:35,724 --> 00:43:37,310
Ooh, all her
lunches are liquid.
1163
00:43:37,413 --> 00:43:38,724
Yeah.
1164
00:43:38,827 --> 00:43:40,275
This isn't your grandma's
ladies who lunch.
1165
00:43:40,379 --> 00:43:44,172
I'm young, I'm gorgeous, and
I'm rich and unbothered, baby.
1166
00:43:44,275 --> 00:43:46,413
I love my dramatic sleeves.
1167
00:43:46,517 --> 00:43:48,068
I've got a tight, short skirt.
1168
00:43:48,172 --> 00:43:51,655
It's so camp but still
very refined and gorgeous.
1169
00:43:51,758 --> 00:43:54,724
All I have in my
purse is a magnum.
1170
00:43:54,827 --> 00:43:56,724
And I'm not talking
about the ice cream.
1171
00:43:56,827 --> 00:43:58,344
Hey.
1172
00:43:58,448 --> 00:44:01,344
I'm on my fifth husband,
freshly divorced,
1173
00:44:01,448 --> 00:44:03,896
newly engaged, house down.
1174
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,827
I bet she pays
with her gold card.
1175
00:44:05,931 --> 00:44:09,000
Yes, she does.
1176
00:44:09,103 --> 00:44:11,379
Up next, Sam Star. Ohh.
1177
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:15,172
I'm giving you Chanel
inspiration fashion
1178
00:44:15,275 --> 00:44:16,689
sketch brought to life.
1179
00:44:16,793 --> 00:44:18,620
I'm giving you
rhinestone gingham.
1180
00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:19,827
Okay?
1181
00:44:19,931 --> 00:44:21,620
See, now that's what
I call doggy-style.
1182
00:44:21,724 --> 00:44:23,034
Yeah.
1183
00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:25,448
I have Sparky Star
working the runway.
1184
00:44:25,551 --> 00:44:27,379
Oh, ohh.
1185
00:44:27,482 --> 00:44:30,103
She's just like her
mother, well-behaved.
1186
00:44:30,206 --> 00:44:33,344
She does tricks,
and she pees everywhere.
1187
00:44:33,448 --> 00:44:36,275
Yay.
1188
00:44:36,379 --> 00:44:38,620
Honey, I'm going to the
nicest Waffle House
1189
00:44:38,724 --> 00:44:41,620
that I can find,
and I feel fabulous.
1190
00:44:41,724 --> 00:44:43,758
Bye, bitch.
1191
00:44:43,862 --> 00:44:45,655
I think he made
a little mess.
1192
00:44:45,758 --> 00:44:49,758
I think we all did.
1193
00:44:57,655 --> 00:44:59,068
Welcome, queens.
1194
00:44:59,172 --> 00:45:01,379
Tonight, "Tournament
of All Stars"
1195
00:45:01,482 --> 00:45:03,551
rules are in full effect.
1196
00:45:03,655 --> 00:45:06,241
I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,
1197
00:45:06,344 --> 00:45:08,827
and each will
receive two points.
1198
00:45:08,931 --> 00:45:12,103
Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win
1199
00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:16,758
$10,000 plus one extra point.
1200
00:45:18,827 --> 00:45:20,965
Remember, at the
end of this bracket,
1201
00:45:21,068 --> 00:45:23,172
the two queens with
the most points will
1202
00:45:23,275 --> 00:45:25,862
continue on to the semifinals.
1203
00:45:25,965 --> 00:45:29,241
Now, it's time for
the judges' critiques.
1204
00:45:29,344 --> 00:45:31,344
First up, Joey Jay.
1205
00:45:31,448 --> 00:45:32,827
Good evening.
1206
00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:35,068
This is really hard,
because everybody
1207
00:45:35,172 --> 00:45:36,896
did really good tonight.
1208
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,586
But going uptown for
lunch, I believe it all.
1209
00:45:39,689 --> 00:45:41,586
Your face looks beautiful.
1210
00:45:41,689 --> 00:45:45,310
I wouldn't expect the tan
and the blue, but it worked.
1211
00:45:45,413 --> 00:45:46,482
Very "Dynasty."
1212
00:45:46,586 --> 00:45:48,206
Giving you Dominique
Deveraux if she had just
1213
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:51,448
cut somebody in the alley
and took their credit card.
1214
00:45:51,551 --> 00:45:54,517
Well, Joey Jay, I was
gobsmacked by your performance.
1215
00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:56,448
Thank you.
1216
00:45:56,551 --> 00:45:58,689
You earned your
position as a bad bitch.
1217
00:45:58,793 --> 00:46:01,034
AARP,
Metamucil by the guzzle.
1218
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:04,655
I think some of the judges are
going to take offense by that,
1219
00:46:04,758 --> 00:46:06,413
but I thought it was brilliant.
1220
00:46:06,517 --> 00:46:08,172
I thought your look
was really cool.
1221
00:46:08,275 --> 00:46:11,034
I wrote down Ducati the Body
because of that.
1222
00:46:11,137 --> 00:46:12,379
It was really, really awesome.
1223
00:46:12,482 --> 00:46:14,448
I am going to say
I will be okay
1224
00:46:14,551 --> 00:46:17,000
if I never see another
motorcycle Mugler top
1225
00:46:17,103 --> 00:46:18,896
ever as long as I live.
1226
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,896
However, that was beautifully
done with the pink
1227
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,172
and the black,
and I like it.
1228
00:46:22,275 --> 00:46:24,551
It's just one of those
things that's going
1229
00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,241
to go on the Michelle list.
1230
00:46:27,724 --> 00:46:29,241
I'm honored.
1231
00:46:31,448 --> 00:46:33,689
Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.
1232
00:46:33,793 --> 00:46:35,034
How do you do?
1233
00:46:36,517 --> 00:46:38,172
I think this is
really interesting
1234
00:46:38,275 --> 00:46:39,551
that you chose this.
1235
00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:41,862
And there were two of you
that chose this time period.
1236
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,931
This outfit is so gorgeous,
1237
00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:47,172
the details, the ring,
everything about it.
1238
00:46:47,275 --> 00:46:48,793
Can't take my eyes off of it.
1239
00:46:48,896 --> 00:46:51,068
Couldn't take my eyes off
of you in the challenge
1240
00:46:51,172 --> 00:46:53,137
either, because you were
hitting all these Broadway
1241
00:46:53,241 --> 00:46:54,689
dance moves, you know.
1242
00:46:54,793 --> 00:46:56,000
And that was fun.
1243
00:46:56,103 --> 00:46:57,344
I wasn't sure what to expect.
1244
00:46:57,448 --> 00:47:00,448
You know, I don't necessarily
think of you and rap
1245
00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:01,482
in the same--
- I get it.
1246
00:47:01,586 --> 00:47:02,620
In the same thing.
1247
00:47:02,724 --> 00:47:05,586
But you were
slicing and dicing.
1248
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:09,000
I'm not even going to
comment on your Kennedy verse.
1249
00:47:09,103 --> 00:47:11,034
♪ We all heard the trade
didn't like the session ♪
1250
00:47:11,137 --> 00:47:12,310
♪ Keep your good eye on me ♪
1251
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,517
♪ Baby, learn a lesson ♪
1252
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:15,275
Sister, I love you.
1253
00:47:15,379 --> 00:47:16,620
- Listen, this is a roast.
- It is.
1254
00:47:16,724 --> 00:47:18,827
You are doing what you
were supposed to do.
1255
00:47:18,931 --> 00:47:20,103
But I was like, ooh!
1256
00:47:20,206 --> 00:47:22,482
My favorite part, I was
watching you while some
1257
00:47:22,586 --> 00:47:24,448
of the girls were rapping.
1258
00:47:24,551 --> 00:47:26,068
You were never clocked
out back there.
1259
00:47:26,172 --> 00:47:27,482
You were animated.
1260
00:47:27,586 --> 00:47:28,655
You were performing
the whole time.
1261
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,379
It's a thumbs-up for me.
1262
00:47:30,482 --> 00:47:31,448
You were wonderful tonight.
1263
00:47:31,551 --> 00:47:32,931
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1264
00:47:33,034 --> 00:47:35,517
Up next, Kennedy Davenport.
1265
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:38,931
First Lady Davenport,
your rap was just effortless.
1266
00:47:39,034 --> 00:47:41,758
There was one point that I
couldn't take my eyes off you,
1267
00:47:41,862 --> 00:47:44,137
because while your
sister was rapping,
1268
00:47:44,241 --> 00:47:46,896
you were twerking the
whole time behind her.
1269
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,379
And I was like,
that's why we're here.
1270
00:47:48,482 --> 00:47:50,034
That's a roast.
- She was talking about me.
1271
00:47:50,137 --> 00:47:52,413
She was.
1272
00:47:52,517 --> 00:47:54,448
And what better way to get her
back than shaking that ass?
1273
00:47:54,551 --> 00:47:55,586
Yeah, kiss it.
1274
00:47:55,689 --> 00:47:56,896
Okay!
1275
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,551
You were ready to give
it to us Salt-N-Pepa style,
1276
00:47:59,655 --> 00:48:00,758
and you did.
1277
00:48:00,862 --> 00:48:03,724
Your reads were great,
and it was so funny.
1278
00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:06,241
And the way you used
the stage and the way
1279
00:48:06,344 --> 00:48:07,965
you understood
where your camera was,
1280
00:48:08,068 --> 00:48:11,344
it was a masterclass
in performing.
1281
00:48:11,448 --> 00:48:14,482
That is why you are still
one of the top queens
1282
00:48:14,586 --> 00:48:15,620
in this business.
1283
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,620
And this look
tonight, the changing
1284
00:48:17,724 --> 00:48:18,931
of the textures
with the sleeves
1285
00:48:19,034 --> 00:48:21,689
and the skirt with
the sequin bodice
1286
00:48:21,793 --> 00:48:24,344
is so smart and so beautiful.
1287
00:48:24,448 --> 00:48:26,000
Are you stomping out
a cigarette right now?
1288
00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:27,241
Is what that is?
1289
00:48:27,344 --> 00:48:29,275
No, it just brings
attention to the shoe.
1290
00:48:32,517 --> 00:48:34,000
Pay attention.
Let me write that down.
1291
00:48:34,103 --> 00:48:36,413
Yes. Yes.
1292
00:48:36,517 --> 00:48:39,793
Up next,
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
1293
00:48:39,896 --> 00:48:41,724
You chose a
Gilded Age as well.
1294
00:48:41,827 --> 00:48:44,758
I think it's really interesting
how you two came to that.
1295
00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:47,241
I think this color looks
really pretty on you.
1296
00:48:47,344 --> 00:48:48,689
And the satin is gorgeous.
1297
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:51,344
Everything from the
headpiece to the waves.
1298
00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:53,551
I mean, it's really
beautiful, and it's great.
1299
00:48:53,655 --> 00:48:55,137
You know what, Hershii?
1300
00:48:55,241 --> 00:48:58,103
I didn't know what to expect
from you in this Rappin' Roast.
1301
00:48:58,206 --> 00:49:01,137
And I have to tell you,
you were giving us "Femminem"
1302
00:49:01,241 --> 00:49:02,448
the house down.
1303
00:49:02,551 --> 00:49:05,000
It was so cool,
so chill, like you were
1304
00:49:05,103 --> 00:49:06,551
having a conversation with us.
1305
00:49:06,655 --> 00:49:09,413
It wasn't like you were trying
to put on some sort of persona.
1306
00:49:09,517 --> 00:49:10,965
It was like, I got this.
1307
00:49:11,068 --> 00:49:13,275
You literally did
come out like a ninja.
1308
00:49:13,379 --> 00:49:14,310
Those glasses.
1309
00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:15,965
I thought you were
Roxanne Shanté.
1310
00:49:17,068 --> 00:49:19,689
Because you blew us away.
1311
00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:21,344
You were fantastic.
1312
00:49:21,448 --> 00:49:23,551
Up next, Shuga Cain.
1313
00:49:23,655 --> 00:49:25,103
I love this outfit.
1314
00:49:25,206 --> 00:49:27,068
It reminds me of, like, the
top of the Chrysler Building.
1315
00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:30,413
It's very art deco,
and I love a poof--sleeve.
1316
00:49:30,517 --> 00:49:32,517
Sleeve. Poof sleeve.
1317
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:34,586
Well, I'm a big
poof, so I mean.
1318
00:49:34,689 --> 00:49:36,034
- Hey, I love it.
- Let's go.
1319
00:49:36,137 --> 00:49:38,758
The color is really, really
interesting and pretty.
1320
00:49:38,862 --> 00:49:40,724
What was the thought behind it?
1321
00:49:40,827 --> 00:49:43,275
I was trying to give not your
grandma's ladies who lunch,
1322
00:49:43,379 --> 00:49:46,137
this is like new era,
gorgeous, young, sexy.
1323
00:49:46,241 --> 00:49:48,551
I'm on my fourth husband.
1324
00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:52,758
I've got my prenatals packed,
ready to pop out another one.
1325
00:49:52,862 --> 00:49:54,896
You can still
get pregnant at 47.
1326
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,137
I mean, well, that's not
what this age is giving.
1327
00:49:59,655 --> 00:50:02,206
She's, like 27
and still fertile.
1328
00:50:02,310 --> 00:50:05,103
And you looked so cute
in the Rappin' Roast.
1329
00:50:05,206 --> 00:50:06,275
I love what you were wearing.
1330
00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:08,103
I was just waiting.
I was gearing up.
1331
00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:10,103
I was like, come on,
Shuga, come on.
1332
00:50:10,206 --> 00:50:12,206
And you came out there, and as
usual, you're almost a little
1333
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:13,551
too nice for me, Shuga.
1334
00:50:13,655 --> 00:50:17,310
These bitches deserved
more than you gave them.
1335
00:50:17,413 --> 00:50:18,689
You had some
zingers in there,
1336
00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:20,586
but I wouldn't have mind
a couple more
1337
00:50:20,689 --> 00:50:24,068
little hoodrat moves,
you know.
1338
00:50:24,172 --> 00:50:26,517
I bet you wouldn't, Jamal.
1339
00:50:26,620 --> 00:50:28,413
I thought you were
fantastic, but you didn't
1340
00:50:28,517 --> 00:50:30,379
cut as deep as you could have.
1341
00:50:30,482 --> 00:50:31,379
Okay.
1342
00:50:31,482 --> 00:50:33,931
Up next, Sam Star.
1343
00:50:34,034 --> 00:50:37,000
This look tonight with your
little doggy is adorable.
1344
00:50:37,103 --> 00:50:40,517
Ladies who lunch, I think of
the classic kind of Chanel
1345
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,620
vintage suit,
and you did it in a very,
1346
00:50:43,724 --> 00:50:47,379
very draggy style, which
I want nothing less than.
1347
00:50:47,482 --> 00:50:49,862
Personally, for me, I don't
think you needed the hat.
1348
00:50:49,965 --> 00:50:51,310
I think Chanel said that
when you leave the house,
1349
00:50:51,413 --> 00:50:52,758
always take one thing off.
1350
00:50:52,862 --> 00:50:54,137
And you said, fuck that.
1351
00:50:54,241 --> 00:50:55,206
I wouldn't.
1352
00:50:55,310 --> 00:50:56,689
More. It's drag.
1353
00:50:56,793 --> 00:50:58,758
You said, fuck that so
much, I'm going to add a dog.
1354
00:50:58,862 --> 00:51:00,724
Yeah.
1355
00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:03,827
Every time I see you,
I know I'm going to get a show.
1356
00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:07,379
With Jasmine, to say that
her moves pack a punch,
1357
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:10,137
but her mug is so hard
I call her Captain Crunch.
1358
00:51:10,241 --> 00:51:11,379
- Captain Crunch.
- Baby, no crunch anymore.
1359
00:51:11,482 --> 00:51:13,620
You ate that.
1360
00:51:13,724 --> 00:51:15,655
Thank you.
1361
00:51:15,758 --> 00:51:17,482
You are one
queen who is always
1362
00:51:17,586 --> 00:51:21,896
put together even though
you are wearing green chaps.
1363
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,379
Your worst nightmare.
1364
00:51:23,482 --> 00:51:24,689
Yes.
1365
00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:26,310
I'm telling you,
this is all coming to a head.
1366
00:51:26,413 --> 00:51:28,931
There's going to be a runway
of all the things I hate.
1367
00:51:29,034 --> 00:51:30,275
What was your favorite lyric?
1368
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:33,310
Shout-out to Joey Jay,
it's giving watered-down.
1369
00:51:33,413 --> 00:51:36,000
Go and irrigate the land.
1370
00:51:36,103 --> 00:51:37,310
What does that mean?
1371
00:51:37,413 --> 00:51:39,620
Well, irrigation is like
water used for farming.
1372
00:51:39,724 --> 00:51:40,655
Yeah.
1373
00:51:40,758 --> 00:51:42,034
So it was, like,
clever wordplay.
1374
00:51:42,137 --> 00:51:44,241
But what did it
have to do with Joey?
1375
00:51:44,344 --> 00:51:46,620
It's giving watered-down,
like her drag is watered-down.
1376
00:51:46,724 --> 00:51:48,034
Oh, watered-down.
1377
00:51:48,137 --> 00:51:50,137
- Go and irrigate the land.
- I see.
1378
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:51,310
With the water.
1379
00:51:51,413 --> 00:51:53,448
With the water
used for irrigation.
1380
00:51:53,551 --> 00:51:54,793
Yes.
1381
00:51:59,517 --> 00:52:01,241
- We got it out.
- We got to it.
1382
00:52:01,344 --> 00:52:04,103
We got there. We got there.
1383
00:52:04,206 --> 00:52:06,482
Thank you, queens.
I think we've heard enough.
1384
00:52:06,586 --> 00:52:10,965
While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.
1385
00:52:11,068 --> 00:52:14,000
You may leave the stage.
1386
00:52:14,103 --> 00:52:15,724
Right, now, just
between us squirrel friends,
1387
00:52:15,827 --> 00:52:17,793
what do you think?
1388
00:52:17,896 --> 00:52:21,000
Now, we're looking for the
top two All Stars of the Week.
1389
00:52:21,103 --> 00:52:23,655
This is the hardest
decision to make.
1390
00:52:23,758 --> 00:52:25,793
But Joey Jay shut it down.
1391
00:52:25,896 --> 00:52:28,172
When she said,
"Serving fish, angler."
1392
00:52:28,275 --> 00:52:29,620
Anglerfish.
Anglerfish?
1393
00:52:29,724 --> 00:52:30,689
Angler?
1394
00:52:30,793 --> 00:52:31,689
Pure fire.
1395
00:52:31,793 --> 00:52:33,931
I had no idea she
was a lyricist.
1396
00:52:34,034 --> 00:52:35,620
Listen,
Joey Jay ain't playing.
1397
00:52:35,724 --> 00:52:39,206
I had no idea she would
come back so strong.
1398
00:52:39,310 --> 00:52:40,655
Of course, that look.
1399
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:42,965
I was unsure about the
beige and the blue.
1400
00:52:43,068 --> 00:52:45,000
I don't know.
I think it was really great.
1401
00:52:45,103 --> 00:52:47,896
The marble, the color
combination, the cuffs.
1402
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,862
I think she really
sold it tonight.
1403
00:52:49,965 --> 00:52:52,896
Kennedy, the level of
performance is just unmatched.
1404
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,655
She's not worried about none
of them hos on the stage.
1405
00:52:55,758 --> 00:52:58,448
She knows how to work a
crowd, and that's kind of what
1406
00:52:58,551 --> 00:52:59,862
you can't teach somebody.
1407
00:52:59,965 --> 00:53:03,000
I feel like she told a
story tonight from the roast
1408
00:53:03,103 --> 00:53:04,310
all the way to the runway.
1409
00:53:04,413 --> 00:53:06,344
It felt like we
saw the before her
1410
00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:09,827
and the saved her,
which I thought was fun.
1411
00:53:09,931 --> 00:53:12,068
I thought that look
was so beautiful.
1412
00:53:12,172 --> 00:53:13,275
Yeah.
1413
00:53:13,379 --> 00:53:16,862
It was very understated, comparatively.
1414
00:53:16,965 --> 00:53:20,000
So it blended in the
background a little bit for me.
1415
00:53:20,103 --> 00:53:22,724
You know that it was
bugle-beaded, right?
1416
00:53:22,827 --> 00:53:24,103
Comparatively in the lineup.
1417
00:53:24,206 --> 00:53:28,275
I thought all of those
details were extraordinary.
1418
00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:30,103
But Hershii the Stallion.
1419
00:53:30,206 --> 00:53:31,758
I love it.
1420
00:53:31,862 --> 00:53:33,517
She threw chocolate bars,
and then she threw bars.
1421
00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:35,586
Hey!
- Let's go, let's go.
1422
00:53:35,689 --> 00:53:36,655
There we go.
1423
00:53:36,758 --> 00:53:37,965
I thought her
cadence in the rap
1424
00:53:38,068 --> 00:53:40,862
was probably the best
of all the girls.
1425
00:53:40,965 --> 00:53:43,931
The clarity and the
flow was magnificent.
1426
00:53:44,034 --> 00:53:45,724
And then she came
out here tonight,
1427
00:53:45,827 --> 00:53:47,413
and she chose a Gilded Age
look as well.
1428
00:53:47,517 --> 00:53:49,172
That gorgeous color on her.
1429
00:53:49,275 --> 00:53:52,103
That satin was so
beautifully done.
1430
00:53:52,206 --> 00:53:55,241
She has changed and grown
so much since her season.
1431
00:53:55,344 --> 00:53:57,000
All right, silence.
1432
00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:59,517
I've made my decision.
1433
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:02,206
Bring back my All Stars.
1434
00:54:02,310 --> 00:54:04,172
Welcome back, queens.
1435
00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:06,241
In the
"Tournament of All Stars,"
1436
00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:09,068
if you're not in the top,
you're in the bottom.
1437
00:54:09,172 --> 00:54:12,241
Now, based on your
Rappin' Roast performances
1438
00:54:12,344 --> 00:54:16,517
and your Ladies Who Lunch
runway presentations,
1439
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,517
I've made some decisions.
1440
00:54:18,620 --> 00:54:22,137
Joey Jay, Kennedy Davenport,
1441
00:54:22,241 --> 00:54:24,896
Hershii LiqCour-Jeté,
1442
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,551
you were all cooking with gas.
1443
00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:30,000
But the top two
All Stars of the week are...
1444
00:54:35,206 --> 00:54:36,482
Kennedy Davenport...
1445
00:54:37,931 --> 00:54:39,827
And Hershii LiqCour-Jeté.
1446
00:54:39,931 --> 00:54:41,275
- Yay.
- Ohh.
1447
00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,724
Yeah.
1448
00:54:42,827 --> 00:54:43,931
Get it, bitch.
1449
00:54:45,379 --> 00:54:46,862
Get it, bitch.
1450
00:54:46,965 --> 00:54:47,931
Sorry.
1451
00:54:51,448 --> 00:54:52,724
Condragulations.
1452
00:54:52,827 --> 00:54:55,827
You've each earned two points.
1453
00:54:55,931 --> 00:54:59,862
Ladykins, the rest of you may
step to the back of the stage.
1454
00:54:59,965 --> 00:55:01,862
- Cheers.
- Thank you.
1455
00:55:04,655 --> 00:55:10,172
Kennedy, Hershii, both of
your roasts were well done.
1456
00:55:10,275 --> 00:55:13,965
But tonight,
there can only be one winner.
1457
00:55:14,068 --> 00:55:18,206
Two All Stars stand before me.
1458
00:55:18,310 --> 00:55:21,448
Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,
1459
00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:24,379
win $10,000,
1460
00:55:24,482 --> 00:55:27,137
and earn a coveted extra point
1461
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,586
in the
"Tournament of All Stars."
1462
00:55:31,448 --> 00:55:34,172
The time has come
1463
00:55:34,275 --> 00:55:36,448
for you to Lip Sync
1464
00:55:36,551 --> 00:55:40,758
for Your Legacy.
1465
00:55:42,896 --> 00:55:45,172
This is my first
Maxi Challenge win.
1466
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,931
I'm looking over at Kennedy.
1467
00:55:51,034 --> 00:55:53,379
I know what she do,
and I know what I can do,
1468
00:55:53,482 --> 00:55:54,448
and I'm not scared.
1469
00:55:54,551 --> 00:55:57,206
So I hope she's ready,
'cause I am.
1470
00:55:57,310 --> 00:56:00,000
Now I have three
points total.
1471
00:56:00,103 --> 00:56:02,793
If I win this lip sync,
I have four.
1472
00:56:02,896 --> 00:56:05,103
That will put me in the lead.
1473
00:56:05,206 --> 00:56:07,689
Baby, I'm finna
give everything,
1474
00:56:07,793 --> 00:56:09,137
including my panties.
1475
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,206
Okay?
1476
00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:16,275
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1477
00:56:16,379 --> 00:56:19,206
♪ I'd like to propose
a toast ♪
1478
00:56:26,172 --> 00:56:30,620
♪ Here's to the
ladies who lunch ♪
1479
00:56:32,896 --> 00:56:35,103
♪ Everybody laugh ♪
1480
00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:41,206
♪ Lounging in their
caftans ♪
1481
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:46,482
♪ And planning a brunch ♪
1482
00:56:46,586 --> 00:56:50,448
♪ On their own behalf ♪
1483
00:56:53,551 --> 00:56:56,551
♪ Off to the gym ♪
1484
00:56:56,655 --> 00:56:59,275
♪ Then to a fitting ♪
1485
00:56:59,379 --> 00:57:01,965
♪ Claiming they're fat ♪
1486
00:57:04,517 --> 00:57:08,310
♪ And looking grim ♪
1487
00:57:08,413 --> 00:57:11,620
♪ 'Cause they've been
sitting ♪
1488
00:57:11,724 --> 00:57:14,034
♪ Choosing a hat ♪
1489
00:57:16,586 --> 00:57:20,620
♪ Does anyone
still wear a hat ♪
1490
00:57:24,793 --> 00:57:26,172
♪ I'll drink to that ♪
1491
00:57:30,034 --> 00:57:33,344
♪ And here's to the
girls who just watch ♪
1492
00:57:33,448 --> 00:57:37,172
♪ Aren't they the best ♪
1493
00:57:37,275 --> 00:57:39,172
♪ When they get depressed ♪
1494
00:57:39,275 --> 00:57:41,551
♪ It's a bottle of scotch ♪
1495
00:57:41,655 --> 00:57:43,172
♪ Plus a little jest ♪
1496
00:57:47,103 --> 00:57:50,896
♪ Another chance
to disapprove ♪
1497
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,965
♪ Another brilliant zinger ♪
1498
00:57:55,068 --> 00:57:59,344
♪ Another reason not to move ♪
1499
00:57:59,448 --> 00:58:02,068
♪ Another vodka stinger ♪
1500
00:58:02,172 --> 00:58:06,448
♪ Ah! ♪
1501
00:58:06,551 --> 00:58:08,241
♪ I'll drink to that ♪
1502
00:58:11,206 --> 00:58:14,275
♪ So here's to
the girls on the go ♪
1503
00:58:14,379 --> 00:58:16,551
♪ Everybody tries ♪
1504
00:58:18,413 --> 00:58:20,310
♪ Look into their eyes ♪
1505
00:58:20,413 --> 00:58:22,068
♪ And you'll see
what they know ♪
1506
00:58:22,172 --> 00:58:27,103
♪ Everybody dies ♪
1507
00:58:27,206 --> 00:58:31,206
♪ A toast to that
invincible bunch ♪
1508
00:58:31,310 --> 00:58:35,137
♪ The dinosaurs
surviving the crunch ♪
1509
00:58:35,241 --> 00:58:38,172
♪ Let's hear it for
the ladies who lunch ♪
1510
00:58:38,275 --> 00:58:42,586
♪ Everybody rise ♪
1511
00:58:42,689 --> 00:58:46,655
♪ Rise ♪
1512
00:58:46,758 --> 00:58:48,758
♪ Rise ♪
1513
00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:50,655
♪ Rise ♪
1514
00:58:50,758 --> 00:58:52,586
♪ Rise ♪
1515
00:58:52,689 --> 00:58:54,241
♪ Rise ♪
1516
00:58:54,344 --> 00:58:56,413
♪ Rise ♪
1517
00:58:56,517 --> 00:58:58,448
♪ Rise ♪
1518
00:58:58,551 --> 00:59:01,896
♪ Rise ♪
1519
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,448
Come on, Kennedy!
1520
00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:12,655
Wow.
1521
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:14,241
All right.
1522
00:59:14,344 --> 00:59:16,379
Whoo, I'll drink to that.
1523
00:59:19,448 --> 00:59:21,827
All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1524
00:59:27,827 --> 00:59:30,275
Kennedy Davenport, condragulations.
1525
00:59:30,379 --> 00:59:32,241
You're a winner, baby.
1526
00:59:32,344 --> 00:59:34,551
- Work, Kennedy!
- Whoo!
1527
00:59:34,655 --> 00:59:37,862
You've won
a cash tip of $10,000
1528
00:59:37,965 --> 00:59:39,896
plus one extra point.
1529
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,655
Thank you.
1530
00:59:41,758 --> 00:59:45,896
Which gives you a total
of four points.
1531
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,344
Sam Star, Jasmine Kennedie,
Joey Jay, and Shuga Cain,
1532
00:59:51,448 --> 00:59:54,034
please step to the
front of the stage.
1533
01:00:01,586 --> 01:00:06,586
All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.
1534
01:00:06,689 --> 01:00:09,931
The bottom four queens will
each receive one point.
1535
01:00:10,034 --> 01:00:13,517
But you must give it away
to the All Star you believe
1536
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:16,413
is the MVQ of the week.
1537
01:00:16,517 --> 01:00:20,241
Choose wisely, because at
the end of this bracket,
1538
01:00:20,344 --> 01:00:23,103
only the two queens
with the most points
1539
01:00:23,206 --> 01:00:25,793
will move on to the semifinals.
1540
01:00:25,896 --> 01:00:29,931
Now, before you go, let's
take a look at the scores.
1541
01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:34,448
Joey Jay and Shuga Cain
each have one point.
1542
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:37,724
Jasmine Kennedie,
you have two points.
1543
01:00:37,827 --> 01:00:42,862
Hershii and Sam,
you both have three points.
1544
01:00:42,965 --> 01:00:47,620
Kennedy Davenport,
you have four points.
1545
01:00:47,724 --> 01:00:49,827
But this game ain't over yet.
1546
01:00:49,931 --> 01:00:52,000
Condragulations, All Stars.
1547
01:00:52,103 --> 01:00:54,620
And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell
1548
01:00:54,724 --> 01:00:55,896
are you going to
love somebody else?
1549
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,724
Can I get an amen up in here?
1550
01:00:57,827 --> 01:00:59,137
all:
Amen!
1551
01:00:59,241 --> 01:01:01,448
All right,
now let the music play.
1552
01:01:01,551 --> 01:01:04,655
♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪
1553
01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:08,620
♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪
1554
01:01:08,724 --> 01:01:13,344
♪ Good luck and don't eff it
up, up, up ♪
1555
01:01:13,448 --> 01:01:15,310
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1556
01:01:15,413 --> 01:01:17,551
♪ Good luck
and don't ♪
1557
01:01:17,655 --> 01:01:21,482
♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪
1558
01:01:21,586 --> 01:01:22,827
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1559
01:01:22,931 --> 01:01:25,172
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
1560
01:01:25,275 --> 01:01:29,034
♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪
1561
01:01:29,137 --> 01:01:30,413
♪ Good luck and don't ♪
1562
01:01:30,517 --> 01:01:32,724
♪ Good luck, baby ♪
1563
01:01:32,827 --> 01:01:36,344
♪ Good luck and don't
eff it up, up, up ♪