♪ MTV
RuPaul: Somewhere in the world right now,
a sweet, sensitive child
is dressing up in their mother's clothes,
dreaming that maybe one day
they could be the next drag superstar.
But these thirsty bitches... [laughs]
wanna win twice
and be crowned the Queen of All Queens.
Oh. [chuckles]
I didn't know I needed an introduction.
Hey, it's your girl Shea Couleé,
winner of All Stars 5.
My name is Shea Couleé, and I didn't come to slay.
I came to win!
[all laugh]
You know they couldn't do an all-winners season
without the full Shea Couleé fantasy.
Shea Butter Couleé.
How you doing tonight? [applause]
[impersonating Flavor Flav] Hey, boy!
[all laugh]
You hit it out of the park.
My note there was "professional."
My drag is a love letter to Black women.
It's just exquisite.
Since winning,
I walked in the Savage Fenty fashion show,
walked arm-in-arm
with presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren,
three features in Vogue,
and the rest is just escaping me
because there's so much.
Oh, hey, Miss Couleé. [chuckles]
Aren't you glad to see me?
I simply am that bitch.
First one in the competition again.
Ah, feels so poetic.
I'm here to be the Queen of All Queens,
so regardless of which queens from the winner's circle
join me here, I'm just ready.
I'm hungry for another crown,
and I'm ready to eat this competition.
Well, everyone's gotta eat.
[laughs]
Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, ah!
Ooh.
Hey, bitches, she's back.
America, I'm your favorite bottom.
[laughs]
I am Jaida Essence Hall,
winner and trade of Season 12
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
If you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna-- look over there!
Mwah!
Want the Essence of a winner?
Look over here.
Yes, it's Jaida, the Essence, the beauty,
the gowns, the face, and all that booty.
She is a quintessential drag queen.
Oh, hey, bitch.
Nobody likes broccoli!
You remind me of a Bollywood princess
and Josephine Baker all combined.
Thank you. Winning Season 12
was like a dream come true.
Right at the start of this goddamn pandemic,
when the whole world was upside down,
I still snatched the damn crown.
[chanting] Jaida! Jaida! Jaida!
I am the first queen and the only queen
to win a lip sync smackdown for the crown from home
in my tiny little living room.
I was really proud about that, okay?
Aah!
Oh, my God!
Yay!
You look so gorgeous!
Everybody and they mamas and they grandmamas' mamas,
the ancestors, they came up from the ground
and said, "We need an all-winners season
on RuPaul's Drag Race."
And so if the fans want us to compete again,
then, bitch, get in the ring and let's go.
That's the tea.
Look at the two first girls in here
being the Midwest girls representing.
A Chicago/Milwaukee duo.
I have history with Miss Jaida Essence Hall.
Way back in the day, I used to do shows in her bars,
she used to come and do them at mine.
So taking the crown from her is gonna suck.
But somebody's gotta do it,
and, I mean, who better than me?
We've already done it, we've already won the crown,
but this time I feel like
I'm just excited to just be bigger, better, badder.
Bitch, I am excited to just act a goddamn fool.
[both laugh]
Yes, bitch.
[laughs]
[laughs] Werk!
Don't mind me.
I just even the odds.
Howdy-diddly-ho.
I am Yvie Oddly,
the crowned queen of Season 11 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Hyah!
Follow your oddities and fly your freak frag!
[cheering]
I'm back, and I'm ready to show absolutely everything.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just a plain old heteronormative girl.
Yvie Oddly puts the "freak" in "freaking fabulous."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
I am the cackling, crowned creative of colorful chaos.
[laughs]
Oh, she's got flexibility.
No one else is doing what Yvie Oddly is doing.
Exactly.
It's a trip, being a Drag Racewinner.
Like, I've gotten to do so much,
like writing and recording an album.
I was on the World Pride stage
I was on the Vegas strip.
Like, I had a residency.
-What a time! -Bitch.
Wow! Oh, my God, you look a-fucking-mazing.
I'm glad I got the shoulder pad blazer fantasy.
Bitch, okay!
I'm coming back even more Yvie.
Everything's fucked.
There's not gonna be one single wig glued down.
Like, it's gonna be a mess, and I hope you're ready.
[laughs]
What a trip, though, that we're all here
and we're a part of the recent melanin dynasty.
-No big deal. -Yes!
Yvie is looking like a goddamn work of art,
but this hair is giving me elevator vibes, bitch.
You push one button, it's up,
then it's down, then it's up, then it's down.
I'm here for it.
[laughs]
Body, body, and more body.
The holy Trinity has arrived.
[laughs]
I'm Trinity the Tuck, All Stars 4winner.
Money can't buy everything,
but it sure can pay for a lot of plastic surgery, bitch.
[laughter and applause]
This Tuck is snatched, pulled, and ready for action.
Trinity the Tuck.
Is that uncomfortable, darling?
If you only knew.
[all laugh]
That, to me, is drag perfection.
Malibu, baby. Ha!
[laughs]
It's like a drag orgasm.
And that ass.
All: And that ass!
Since All Stars 4,
this Tuck has been working around the clock,
all over the place, honey.
She has traveled around the world.
Hey!
-Hey! -Hey, babe!
Oh, my God!
But, bitch, I'm back.
I'm ready to turn it on and turn it out
and get my own reign.
Monét and I are the only two winners
that have had to share the title.
-Ooh, a tie. -A tie?
What's she mean, a tie?
Twinner for the winner, honey.
-You look fierce. -Girl!
Everybody looks so good!
I am going to get my own reign this time,
and this is the tournament of champions, bitch. Hoo!
Ooh!
You know what they say.
Monét changes everything.
Yes!
Is that real money, bitch?
Yes, honey, they're real, girl.
Oh, here I am, Monét X Change.
Double winner, All Stars 4.
Long live the Sponge, Michelle!
[all laugh]
I know that a lot of y'all
have missed seeing Monét X Change on your television,
and y'all asked, girl,
and here you're receiving me. I'm here.
Monét X Change.
She's a nasty, skanky whore.
I am just blown away by her.
She has the X-factor.
Look at that big, bloated bitch in that box.
[all laugh]
Congratulations. You're slaying the runway game.
-Ooh! -[laughs]
Hi, girls!
-Hey! -How you doing?
Hi!
Winning has afforded me amazing opportunities.
I have two really successful podcasts,
my debut EP Unapologetically,
and probably the thing I'm most proud of
was to have RuPaul as one of my guests
on my own talk show, The XChange Rate.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You look single, bitch. Your body is ripe, bitch.
Bitch, look at them titties. Oh, my God!
Trinity and I were the only double-crowning ever,
and we shared in this iconic moment in queer herstory.
Oh, my God, this is crazy.
But this All Starsseason, I'm not gonna share anything.
No. Girl, I've done that before.
I'm not interested this time.
The werkroom has, like, tripled in size.
They be here.
They knew it was all winners,
so they wanted to make the room nice and big
so we all had ample space--
For our egos.
[all laugh]
Okay, no more ties.
[all laugh]
No more ties. We good.
Oh!
Line?
[all laugh]
I'm Jinkx Monsoon,
internationally tolerated drag queen superstar.
I won Season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Get ready, bitches, because it's Monsoon season.
[cheering]
Oh, my God.
And in spite of my many neuroses,
I've come back to do it all again.
Are you guys excited for today's episode?
Jinkx Monsoon.
The hair was a little thirsty.
I tried to tease it, but I just pissed it off.
[all laugh]
I think my time on Season 5 was mold-breaking.
You're bananas, and I love it.
I wasn't a look or a fashion queen.
♪ Can I get, can I get
I was a singing, slutty comedian.
It was in all the magazines at the time.
But she's, like, the Meryl Streep of drag queens.
[gasps]
Over the last decade,
I've excelled and grown as a powerhouse entertainer.
I write scripted shows,
I've done multiple comedy and singing tours.
And let's face it.
Being successful begets better drag.
[laughs]
Wow! [cheering]
Surprise!
Werk!
All-winners All Stars
has been brought up to me many times.
I guess Season 5 wasn't enough for you,
so I've come back to do it again.
[laughs]
Did you get, like, the warning ahead of time?
You came dressed as the table.
Yeah. [all laugh]
I really just wanted to blend in this time.
[all laugh]
Oh!
Did somebody call for an icon?
-Yes! -Yeah!
Hi, everyone. It's Raja,
and I'm the winner of RuPaul's Drag RaceSeason 3.
Raja, my queen,
I bow to thee.
Watch out, children, mother is here.
Or if Ru's mother, than I'm auntie.
Auntie Raja is here,
and she's about to teach y'all a fucking lesson.
Prepare to die.
Bitch is bad.
Raja is this beautiful, elegant gazelle.
Just breathtaking.
I'm a creator, I'm a performer, I'm an entity.
♪ Raja, Raja, Raja
[all laugh]
-I love her. -Smizing.
[RuPaul laughs]
I just think she's not to be played with.
[cheering] Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Winning Season 3 catapulted me onto a global stage.
I have had opportunities to be on runways around the world,
I have a one-woman show, which has allowed me to showcase
the full depth of my charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
And of course, I am one of the co-hosts
of Fashion Photo Review.
I don't like it. Boo.
I like it, I guess.
I'm gonna give this a toot.
-Oh, my God! -Okay, bitch!
Mwah, mwah.
I'm a Gemini, so I'm all love and good vibes,
but also, there's a very competitive side to me.
I'm not here to fuck around.
I'm here to win the goddamn prize.
You know, it's been over 10 years for me.
-Wow! -Holy shit.
Holy shit is right. Yeah.
All of my competitors have won Drag Race
more recently than I have, but I'm OG as fuck.
Does that mean I was in high school?
Or in the womb.
Fact. Icon.
Look, you guys, I even wore nails.
[all laugh]
Don't you just love a long, hard, stiff competition?
Yeah!
Sorry, girls, I was feeling awfully horny.
[all laugh]
Somebody cleared customs, honey.
My name is The Vivienne,
and I'm the first-ever winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
[imitating Donald Trump] It's been absolutely great.
It's been tremendous. Thank you.
[all laugh]
You can call me Viv, by the way,
because I know "The Vivienne" is a bit of a mouthful...
or so I've been told.
[laughs]
The Vivienne has it all.
I suppose some tea would be reaching for the stars.
'Ello. Chocking it all right?
[all laugh]
[imitating Donald Trump] All tea, no collusion.
This may be the best Snatch Gamecharacter
in the history of the show.
The time has come for the English queen here in America
to show these bitches how it's done. Yes!
I mean, The Vivienne was a revelation.
It's just actual perfection tonight.
Vivienne!
[cheering]
-Mwah, mwah. -How are you? Oh, thank you!
Since winning Drag Race UK, my life has changed so, so much.
I've got a Netflix show, I've been touring the world.
I can walk down the street and get constantly recognized.
It's just insane.
-Trin! -Welcome to America!
I feel like everyone's gonna be eagle eyes
on whether British drag will stand up
in a room full of American queens.
But I'm here for the British invasion.
You had The Beatles, and now you've got The Vivienne.
The British do love coming. [laughs]
I feel like I've not only gotta prove myself,
but I'm kind of representing a country as well.
Yeah.
So the weight on these shoulders is, like, ugh.
-So if you don't win, hmm. -[laughs]
You're only gonna disgrace an entire continent, so...
Again.
[all laugh]
-Who the fuck? -Who the-- Wait.
-What? -Who the fuck is that?
Who is under this big old hat?
Huh?
Security!
Suh-curity!
Wait. Take it off.
I'm not into that.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race
RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a cash prize of $200,000,
and will be crowned Queen of All Queens.
With extra-special guest judge Cameron Diaz.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race
♪ May the best drag queen win
♪ Best drag queen win
[RuPaul laughs]
Wait, who the fuck?
-What? -Wait.
-Huh? -Huh?
Losing...
[cheering]
is the new winning.
[cheering and laughing]
-Yes! -[laughs]
Shut the fuck up!
Surprise!
It's me, Raven.
I did not win Season 2 and I did not win All Stars 1.
Raven, sashay away.
Oh, I was robbed.
Chad Michaels.
[sobs]
[applause]
Twice.
-Hi! -Girl!
Surprise, surprise!
Oh! Mwah, mwah!
-You look amazing! -As do you!
What are you doing here?
Why not?
A lot of queens may not think
that I belong in a winners' competition,
but I do identify as a winner.
Suck it.
You did win an Emmy.
I did. [all laugh]
-Oh! -Emmy winner.
I cannot believe you are here.
This is gagging. [alarm]
RuPaul: Ooh, girl!
She done already done had herses!
[cheering]
Oh, my God, it's been too long.
Guess who's back in the house?
[all laugh]
My queens on top.
You're the pick of the glitter.
You've gagged the world, and turned it on Twitter.
You done already done had yourses,
but that don't mean you can't have morses.
So I hope y'all are in a winning mood,
because legends rise with attitude.
[laughs]
[cheers and applause]
I do want morses.
[all laugh]
Hello, hello, hello!
[cheering]
Well, well, well.
Welcome to All Stars, All Winners.
[cheers and applause]
Now, each of you is gonna leave here
the same way you came in:
as a beloved, crowned queen.
-Hello. -Yes.
And, child, can't nobody take that away from you.
-That's right. -Goddamn right!
Oh, hey, Raven.
[all laugh]
In fact, I believe that--
Wait a minute.
Raven, what are you doing here?
[all laugh]
I am here just like the rest of them: to get a crown.
Raven, darling, come over here.
[all laugh]
Oh, my God!
Um, Raven, what part of All Stars, All Winners
do you not understand?
All right, all right.
Fine. I'll go.
Ru?
Walk me to my car?
[all laugh]
Drag Raceroyalty.
Why, you ungrateful little--
Hit her!
Oh! [all laugh]
Harder!
Validate my parking?
[all laugh]
And scene.
[cheers and applause]
Bravo.
Give a big round of applause
for Emmy Award-winning makeup artist Raven.
[cheering]
And don't let the foundation hit you on the way out, bitch!
[all laugh]
Congratulations, bitches!
-Thank you! -Bye!
-I fell for it, though. -I fell for it, too.
-I'm such an idiot. -What's going on here today?
Now, my crowned queens,
unlike Raven, each of you is in this competition
for the long run,
and only one of you
will walk away with the title Queen of All Queens.
You sure about that?
[all laugh]
You sure?
Yep.
But there's a twist.
Of course there's a twist.
This is RuPaul's Twist Race, okay?
[laughs]
This season, no one will be eliminated.
What?
Oh, yes. The gaggoonery has begun.
Ain't nobody goin' home.
How is this gonna happen?
Each episode, you'll compete in challenges
designed to test
your award-winning charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent,
and I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,
each of whom will be awarded a legendary Legend star...
...like the one I'm wearing now.
-Okay! -Yes!
Then the top two All Stars will lip sync for their legacy.
The lip sync winner will receive a cash tip of $10,000.
-Ooh! -Okay!
Plus the power to block one of her fellow queens
from receiving a legendary Legend star the following week.
-Oh! -Oh!
Yes, honey, cease and desist.
Now, that's important, because this season,
winning legendary Legend stars is everything.
In the grand finale,
the four queens with the most legendary Legend stars
will compete in a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown
for the crown.
Whew, okay.
And in the end,
one of you will be crowned the Queen of All Queens.
[cheers and applause]
Oh, right.
And she'll also win a cash prize of...
$200,000.
[cheering]
200,000, you say?
I was just coming here to make friends,
but now it's a game.
#AllStars7.
[cheers and applause]
But first,
nothing keeps a drag superstar's ego in check
better than a kiki with her sisters.
-Yes. -Oh!
So in the grand tradition
of the legendary documentary Paris is Burning,
the library's about to be opened.
-Yay! -Okay!
It's already open.
Because reading is a-what?
-Fundamental! -Fundamental!
Right!
♪ Oh, Pit Crew
Yes, Pit Crew!
-Hey! -Damn.
That's a lotta meat.
[all laugh]
All right, first up, Shea Couleé.
Step right up, darling.
Oh, Shady Couleé!
Thank you, Bruno.
-Bye. -Bye.
-Thank you, Bruno. -Bye, Bruno.
Well, well, well.
Raja Gemini.
Oh, you are such a legend,
and I'm just so excited
that all it took to get you here was the promise of free wine.
[all laugh]
Where is it?
[all laugh]
I mean, that's the truth.
Jinkx Monsoon.
I finally realized where the last name comes from.
I have never seen anyone that can blow quite like you.
[all laugh]
It's 'cause I suck a lot of dick.
[all laugh]
-The Vivienne! -Hiya.
I want to personally thank you for agreeing to come
and be the diversity hire this season of Drag Race.
[all laugh]
Okay, we gonna try this, y'all.
Yvie Oddly, I am so glad, bitch,
that I was able to work with you this summer
to see for myself that you don't stink.
It's just your drag, bitch.
[all laugh]
-Trinity the Tuck, okay? -Oh!
I don't have no read for you, bitch.
You are the realest bitch in this season
from the knees down, okay?
[all laugh]
Shea Couleé.
I'm very glad that Sasha could not be here,
because we don't have to hear her talk about roses,
but we do have to look out for that rosebud of yours.
-Ooh! -Yes, ma'am.
-We all think she has a rosebud. -Oh, well.
I don't think so.
Some of us are not so lucky.
[all laugh]
-Raja, you're so old, -Uh-huh.
you make Jinkx's drag feel fresh.
[all laugh]
Trinity the Tuck.
You know, I didn't wanna have to make
any of those throwaway filler jokes,
but Ru's the one who crowned you.
Well, halfway.
Oh! [all laugh]
Wonder Twin Powers, activate!
Yes!
Pew, pew!
-Yvie Oddly. -Yes.
Your dad is so hot.
I know, right?
What happened?
[all laugh] I know, right?
Vivienne, those lips are so big,
when you floss your teeth, it looks my ass wearing a thong.
[all laugh]
Raja. Boot.
[all laugh]
Jaida Essence Hall,
the only queen to win Drag Race on a fucking Zoom call.
[all laugh]
Jinkx Monsoon.
You know, looking at you,
your teeth really represent the cast here.
Some are big, some are small,
two of them are white.
No, three of them are white. Yeah.
[all laugh]
Jaida Essence Hall.
Look over there.
It's the exit.
[all laugh]
Roger.
[all laugh]
You've always been like a sis--
You've always been like a mo--
You've been like a grandmother to me.
[all laugh]
You know, they say Geminis have two faces.
Have you been putting the good makeup on the other face?
[all laugh]
Oh, Monét, people are always comparing Monét
to Bob the Drag Queen,
and I don't think that's right
and I don't think that's fair.
Bob is very talented.
[all laugh]
That's my time!
All right! [applause]
Let's keep this short and simple:
B-O-O-G-E-R-S.
Boogers.
Here you go.
[all laugh]
-Trinity the Tuck. -Yes.
Always known as "the body," but never "the face."
[all laugh]
Now, Jinkx Monsoon, in order to read you,
I'm gonna imagine you naked.
Oh, that's how I lost that weight.
[all laugh]
Monét X Change. Now, not a lot of people know
Monét is a very talented singer.
That's because she's not.
[all laugh]
Damn, you girls are shady.
[all laugh]
The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
Jinkx Monsoon.
[cheers and applause]
[laughs]
[evil laugh]
Con-drag-ulations.
You've won $2,500 cold, hard cash.
Cash? [cheering]
Just cash? [laughs]
Now, for your first All Star maxi-challenge,
you'll be collaborating on my new song Legends.
[cheering]
Yes, ma'am.
You need to write your own sickening verses
and come up with iconic choreography.
[cheers and applause]
But first, there's one more legendary queen
I want you to meet.
What?
The time has come to bring it to the runway.
-Ooh! -Oh!
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
My queens, welcome back
to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Category is what becomes a legend most?
Don't ask me, ask her.
What?
Oh, here we go.
Who's "her?"
Oh, God.
[screaming]
That's...Naomi...Campbell.
Shut the fuck up!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Yes! Yes!
-Yes! Yes! -Oh, my God!
I am about to pass out.
I'm talking in the church aisle
with the church mothers fanning me with their pamphlets out.
Please give a warm Drag Racewelcome
to the one and only Naomi Campbell.
[cheering] Welcome! Welcome!
Hello, ladies!
-Hi! -Hi!
Ru, I love what you've done with your empire.
Oh, thank you. I bet you say that to all the moguls.
No, I do not. I do not.
We knew each other back in 1990, yeah.
What about when you came to the Paris and Versace couture
and we walked to your song?
-That's right. -Wow.
Of course, you are one of the greatest top models
in the entire world.
-Amazing. -Amazing.
Maybe you could give my All Stars a little advice.
So I'm gonna give you a master class
to how to put the bass into your walk.
You up for it?
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
Okay, queens, one at a time.
Show us what you got.
You better werk.
Oh, my God. I can't believe it's real.
Naomi Campbell has the most legendary runway walk
of, like, all time.
She bats her eyes and, like, a million people faint.
I'm fainting.
♪ Hit 'em with your catwalk
Up first, Jaida Essence Hall.
♪ Like the world is your runway ♪
[laughs] What is happening?
It's just very hard to believe that I have to walk
in front of the master of walking on the runway.
My legs do kind of feel like Jell-O,
but also at the same time,
I know that I'm a boss chick walker.
I would love to see you walk more with a glide.
Okay.
And more strength in the beginning,
like a stallion.
Where did you learn your walk from?
[all laugh]
Seeing a beautiful Black woman who looked like you,
you have left a mark on me,
and I for sure, I'm inspired by you,
so thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Up next, Raja.
I'm the runway queen, but Naomi Campbell is goddess.
So I'm just gobsmacked.
I'm slayed, I'm gagged.
♪ You're somebody, the way you work that body ♪
Relax your hands.
The poses are great,
and your walk, for me, is great.
Thank you.
Thank you, Naomi. Thank you.
♪ Like the world is your runway ♪
Jinkx Monsoon.
Naomi Campbell is probably thinking,
who let this horny old lady walk this runway?
[all laugh]
I love the drama that you give with this walk,
but you've got to go a bit slower.
I feel very good that I didn't fall in front of Naomi Campbell.
Next up, The Vivienne.
When I was in school and I'd go into a hallway,
if there was no one in that hallway,
then I'd just be like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, uh.
-She's so smooth. -Yeah.
Very "I don't give a damn,"
and I like that runway, I do.
-Yeah! -Werk!
Our British queen!
I feel like I've got the weight of the UK on my shoulders
to be here as the only British queen on the American stage.
-It does feel different. -Well, the only difference here
is that you walk on the left side,
not on the right side.
[all laugh] Yes.
Trinity the Tuck.
I know my runway walk.
I have been doing this pageant walk
for years and years and years, honey.
She knows how to work that leg.
I get a lot of strength from your shoulders.
This is the football player in me.
[RuPaul laughs]
Next up, Monét X Change.
The vibe and energy I bring
is, like, a runway chick who is walking to the mall
because she knows she about to get cast on a model show.
But she's, like, my spot is mine.
Like, no one's taking my spot.
Like, I can get there in my own time.
I love your walk, I love your confidence,
I love the energy,
but I want you not to do that with your feet.
Yes, you know, exactly.
-Yeah, yeah. -[laughs]
Thank you, Naomi!
Yvie Oddly.
I'm out here intentionally serving chaos.
Hair in the face, jacket hanging off,
like, tuck out to one side.
Yes, legs.
I like to think of my walk as, like,
constantly fighting the fall that's about to happen.
I understand your walk. I love your whole vibe.
Your vibe, the way you walk, suits you.
♪ Like the world is your runway ♪
Up next, Shea Couleé.
It is the most sickening, iconic thing
to be walking on the runway in front of Naomi Campbell,
somebody whose walk I have studied,
to try and emulate her goddess-like energy.
And this is my moment
to show my teacher all that I've learned.
-Ooh! -Yes, ma'am.
[applause]
Well, Shea Couleé.
Hi.
When did you start learning how to walk?
When I was probably nine years old,
and I would put on this very specific video of you
walking in the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
You had on this beautiful beaded fringe,
and the way that you made that fringe sway,
it lives in my mind rent-free.
Girl, when I'm going to get milk from the grocery store,
that is what I channeled. [all laugh]
Yeah, it shows. You do.
You know what you're doing. You have it controlled.
You know how to slow it down, to bring it up, to...
It was perfection for me.
Wow.
Uh...
I--well, um...
-Oh. -Aw.
There aren't enough words
to describe the impact that you've had on me.
Oh, bitch, she's gonna make me fucking cry.
I just really look up to you a lot,
and it was really amazing to be able to get up on this runway
and walk in front of you.
I've spent my whole life
practicing for a moment like that.
Pleasure to meet you.
Oh, the pleasure was all mine, the pleasure was all mine.
And to have it on TV so people know I wasn't lying?
Girl.
Queens, you're all absolutely amazing,
and I just wanna say to you...
Don't fuck it up.
[all laugh]
Yeah, because I'll hear about it, and I'll be watching.
Thank you!
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
Whew, Miss Naomi Campbell, girl!
I cannot believe it.
The iconic-ness.
How is it she looks better in person?
Girl, after walking the runway in front of Naomi Campbell,
I really don't know what to expect this season, bitch.
This has never been done before.
I have no idea what I'm getting myself into.
This is like I'm a virgin again. Oh!
I went away, and I came back with these!
Yes!
Oh, I just need the body heat.
[both laugh]
All of these queens are immeasurable.
They're insurmountable.
Do I know the definition to that word?
No, but I know that they fierce.
And each and every one of them came to win.
No, I'm not gonna do that. Never mind.
So I know there's gonna be some stiff competition.
Jesus, Yvie!
Girl!
[laughs]
Emphasis on "stiff."
God, I ain't got lashes on, and I'm still pretty.
You are, bitch. You are a pretty bitch.
And Imma push you down.
[laughs]
Are you gonna sing or rap, Monét?
I'm gonna do both.
Oh!
Our maxi-challenge this week
is to write and choreograph a performance
to RuPaul's new song Legends.
Girl, this is my bread and butter.
I'm known for being able to spit some bars really quick.
First thing I do in the morning
is I brush my teeth and I sharpen my tongue.
Jinkx, do you need one?
I can bring a stool.
Thank you, Ra-JAH.
Ra-JAH, Ra-jayjay.
What are all the different things people call you?
Roger.
Goddess. [all laugh]
Your Highness.
I prefer "thou."
-Thou. -Thou.
Thy, thou.
Actually, I think that's what I'm gonna write about.
There you go.
Raja, the goddess, the deity, the supreme,
and soon to be queen of queens!
Editors, please insert echoing sounds.
Put a little reverb on that.
[echoing] The queen of queens!
That's wonderful. I just want that.
I just want the title alone.
I think I'm gonna give you a 101 crash course
on, like, who Jinkx Monsoon is,
which is a horny, middle-aged MILF.
[all laugh]
But middle-aged?
I've been practicing being 50 since I was 20.
[all laugh]
This is about standing out.
She who wins the first challenge
is a heavy hitter, a main contender.
What are other boxing terms I can use for this?
The best thing about this legendary season, bitch,
is that we could take chances on ourself
because no bitch is going home.
-Right. -Precisely.
Oh, yes, yes.
So you could take a risk and try something you've never done
just to show the audience a new side of you.
So you're gonna sing it.
Hell no. [all laugh]
The song is about, like, your legend you left behind,
and I think the legend that I left behind me
is just doing Drag Race my own way
and going against the grain.
Being here with you lot
I felt really intimidated walking in.
Oh, really? Why?
I've just always revered American drag so much.
I feel like I've got something to prove.
-Well, and you were the first-- -For queen and country!
I definitely feel like a bit of an outsider,
because I'm the only British queen.
There's a load of money on the line and another crown,
and you're doing it for your country.
It's just, like, boom.
Yours is a perfect verse to rap on.
I'm Trinity, and I can tuck,
and I don't give a fuck or whatever.
-Okay. -There you go, write that down.
I'm blending all these lyrics together.
Thanks for writing the whole damn thing.
Trinity?
Huh? Huh?
It's time to go do our choreography.
We've nominated you as the choreographer for this.
[laughs]
[all laugh]
Bitch, we're not joking. We're serious.
That is a lie.
And when RuPaul asks tomorrow,
we are going to tell him that it was all Trinity.
You know what?
If we do well, I'm claiming it.
If we don't, I'm blaming it on Monét.
[all laugh]
Okay, ladies, no time to talk.
We have a lot of work to do.
It's time for all these winners to get together
to choreograph a dance for RuPaul's song Legends.
♪ Broadway, baby
Oh, God, we just have to choreograph our own song.
This needs to go fiercely,
and everyone needs to be flawless,
because we are all RuPaul's legendary children.
Like, we cannot come in here looking crazy.
Do you think we should start on stage?
Like, should we be posed on stage,
or should the entering be part of it?
Oh, I like an entrance.
What if we started it in, like, a picture?
Some of us down lower?
Because I think it would be really cool
with the way the music swells if, like,
-we start rising... -Yeah.
The problem with so many talented people
all trying to share a stage is...
You know what we should do?
We should do, like, a friendly battle.
Maybe save that for the battle at the end.
Or we could do this dance from the eighties.
[laughs]
A wealth of good ideas.
[laughs]
What I'm thinking is if we got behind Monét in more of a clump
and make a clump,
then Monét could join the clump--
Is that a real choreographical term, "clump?"
If we were in a clump,
then we could stay, like, posed or something,
and do something where we're, like...
In a clump.
Yeah, you know, in a clump, where it looks like the clump
is, like, you know, like those balls?
There's also a rainbow line, a verse that says rainbow in it.
What if we formed a rainbow,
just all going one way, you know?
I think what we should do
is there should not be too many kitchen--
or chefs in the kitchen.
But we should, like, Shea, you're a good dancer.
-Okay. -You wanna be the choreographer?
But we should all give a little feedback.
Absolutely.
I've done a lot of choreography in my life,
but this is the legendary legends season,
you know what I'm saying?
So we have to deliver that level of quality.
So, like, you're the best dancer here.
We all believe in you. Let's do it.
But nan one of these bitches can choreograph,
so here I am.
You're welcome.
Let's just, like, develop, like, a picture.
-Let's build a picture. -Yeah.
I can go low.
I can't be on my knees in my dress.
Okay, well, then how about
you come over here and stand with me.
I gotta channel my best Debbie Allen in Fame
and put these girls to work.
So this is what we're gonna do.
I'm thinking with your, like, deity line,
if we did kind of, like, one of those--
you know, with the hands, like--
-You know. -Yes, I love it.
Okay. One, Monét,
and two and three and four.
Do you guys wanna try and run that really quick?
Yeah, let's see if we can get that.
Okay, five, six, seven, eight.
One and two and three and four.
-That was gorgeous. -Fun!
These girls are going to sparkle
like the legendary Legend stars they are.
One, two, three, four, five, six, snap, eight.
Wait. Do we turn here?
That would so cute.
-That just sounded sickening. -That is really sickening.
We should have shown Naomi that.
Girl, you're now seeing
how hard this competition is gonna be,
because everybody is good.
I mean, like, there is not a filler queen here.
I mean, there are some fillers in some queens,
but there's not a filler queen.
Bitch, I'm telling you,
this has gotta be the season of legends, bitch,
because this is the smoothest motherfucking choreography
I have ever seen in my life.
Welcome to the all winners season, bitch.
I am very confident I'm not going home.
[all laugh]
[cheering]
-Whoo! -Whoo!
Me mouth's dry as a cat's asshole.
I literally keep forgetting you're British.
[laughs]
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
Oh, yes!
First runway of the legends of the legends!
Hickory, dickory, dock, dickory dock.
First runway of the legends of the legends!
Today we are getting ready for our first maxi-challenge,
a performance of RuPaul's new song Legends.
Oh, girl.
This is the premiere challenge
of the biggest season of Drag Raceever.
This has got to be mind-blowing.
The judges are expecting the top tier of performance,
and we have got to give it to them.
So if we could have, like,
another three, four weeks' rehearsal,
that would be lovely, please.
I'm looking for the steamer.
Jinkx, I can't. [laughs]
What? [laughs]
Oh, I love all this new shit!
Look how cool these are.
They really are. These are chic.
Thank you, Anastasia!
This is such a good group.
Like, yesterday was the most fun I've had
for the first challenge I've ever done.
Yes, honey, and the way, like, you took charge yesterday,
and, like, made sure that, like, we were all good.
So, I mean, if you have to lip sync for that cash tip,
girl, and you go hard and you get it,
who the fuck are you blocking?
So for me, it feels like a game of chess,
and you kind of got the first move.
So this decision sets the pace
for how the rest of the competition is gonna roll out.
My strategy for All Stars 5
was, you know, I'm always going to vote
on who I feel was the weakest that week.
The issue with this version is--
Like, why would we block one of the weak ones, you know?
Block a weak one? That's what I'm saying.
-Yes. -Exactly.
You have to play the game strategically.
You wanna get to the top four,
you got to block your competition,
so that way you can get the star.
How else are you supposed to play this game?
You're gonna block the weakest competitor?
That don't make no sense.
They ain't gonna win no stars anyway.
Okay, so do you think blocking is kind of a compliment?
Right? It's kind of, yeah.
At least on a regular All Stars,
like, when you throw a bitch under the bus,
there's a chance that she's gonna go.
-[laughs] -Okay?
Versus coming back into the werkroom the next day,
and she's like, "So, bitch, you blocked me."
Okay?
And bitch, if you falter,
then that bitch gonna send your ass
fucking blockity-block-block-block.
It's shady boots.
Shady little boots.
Tiny little shady boots in the shade.
How are you feeling about today?
-Good, yeah. -Yeah?
I was watching you rehearse.
I was like, dag, Trinity got a donk, girl.
I was thinking the same thing with you, too, bitch.
That's what brings us together, the fat asses.
Yeah.
A lot of people expect Monét and I
to have this major rivalry because we are twinners.
But the truth is, I love Monét.
We won.
We both got to accomplish something
so amazing in our careers.
Bitch, when the strategy starts tonight,
people are going to be in their feelings.
What is the strategy you're gonna play on?
-I really don't know. -Yeah.
I don't know.
Can we, like--do we-- do we do an alliance?
Bitch, if you wanna do an alliance, I will do an alliance.
I'm down to do it, because I think
they all think that we're gonna be gunning at each other.
And if you and I have an alliance together--
Bitch, I will.
I'm very down. I'm very serious.
Trinity is very competitive.
She's a strong player in Drag Race.
So knowing that she may have the chance of blocking someone,
I don't want to be on the receiving end of that.
Having Trinity as an ally
is way better than having her as an enemy.
Because if you and I make it to the top four again together,
I'm very into it.
-Let's do it. -Let's do it.
Now, like, in life,
I'm not, like, a huge competition person.
But something about Drag Race
brings out that competitive edge in me.
I am here to play the game.
I am here to play alliances,
and I will lie, cheat, steal a crown if I have to.
-Do an alliance? -Yeah, yeah.
Did you just say, "Let's team up?"
[laughs]
She asked me if I could help her stone.
And I'm like, uh, you're just standing there, girl.
Help me, bitch. [all laugh]
Raja, what was it like
when you were crowned all those seasons ago,
before they even had the, like, audience?
I wish I hadn't ugly-cried so ugly.
[all laugh]
I remember hugging Manila,
and, like, in her ear, I'm like, "Oh, my God,
"I'm crying so ugly,
I feel like I look like an asshole."
And she's like, "You are an asshole."
[all laugh]
-And then we became besties. -I'm very happy you're here.
Bitch, your season was the season I started watching.
You made me fall in love with drag.
I remember watching you on TV with Dita von Teese
teaching the models burlesque.
Oh, yes, on Top Model.
I looked up to you and I thought that was so cool,
and I was a teenager.
[all laugh]
Get outta here, Jinkx!
I thought we were friends.
Jaida, how did you feel about winning?
The hardest part about the win for me
was that because of the pandemic,
I didn't get to, like, travel the world
and, like, feel my "Oh, bitch, I'm the winner" confidence.
It's like if somebody told you you won the lottery,
but you can't touch it, you know what I mean?
But you were that fierce.
-Thank you. -You were that deserving.
Yeah, and I think, like,
I'm learning to know that all the time,
and trying to, like, work getting past being here.
And, like, I come here and I compete with y'all,
and it just makes me feel so good,
-because of, like, the level-- -Oh, bitch!
The level is, like, sickening,
that all of you all possess.
I'm like, it's good to know that, like,
I deserve to be here just as much as anybody.
So, like, thank y'all for being such good sisters to me.
Even coming here, I was a little nervous about, like--
I was, like, I don't know, like, how it would be,
because I'm sometimes very closed off.
But I'm so glad to be here with y'all,
and I'm so glad that y'all are so--
We're so glad to have you here!
You deserve to be here.
-Thank you. -You are deserving. Know that!
-Yes. -I feel really excited
to be competing with the cream de le crème--
is that crème de la crme?
Cream style corn, cream of the crop, whatever the tea is.
These queens are making me feel like I'm right at home,
and that I am a for sure part of the winner's circle,
regardless of how the year went for me during the pandemic.
Everyone's emo already.
Goddamn.
You know what? At least you don't have your base on yet.
I'm, like, literally, like--
You're gonna make me fucking cry, bitch.
Jaida, come over here. Let's make out.
[all laugh]
Jaida, I'm still blocking you if I win.
[all laugh]
[RuPaul laughs]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
-Yas! -♪ Cover girl
And what?
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners.
She's a legend in her own time, Michelle Visage.
More like a legend in my own mind, but I'll take it.
[all laugh]
Style superstar Carson Kressley.
Have you ever won anything?
Oh, I won a goldfish once at a fair,
and, uh, and an Emmy a long time ago for Queer Eye.
I bet that goldfish was delicious.
It was. [all laugh]
And heaven must be missing an angel,
because she's here with us tonight. Cameron Diaz.
I thought that this was heaven, Ru.
[laughs]
We are so happy you're here.
I know you're a super fan.
I'm actually a really big fan of your music, Ru.
I'm super excited about your songs.
Oh, my goodness, that's so kind of you.
Well, you know, I have a new song
if you wanna hear it.
-You do? -Yes.
-Like, right now? -Sure!
Oh, but you still have to start the show and everything.
Yeah, no, let's do it.
-Really? -Yeah, let's do it, okay?
All right, here we go. Watch this.
Performing Give 'Em What They Want,it's RuPaul.
♪ I know you wanna work
-Yas! -♪ I know you wanna work
♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna see you go off
♪ You know I am in business
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna see you work
♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna see you go off
♪ You know I am in business
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, I know you wanna work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪
You betta!
♪ Work, work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna--
[mouthing words]
♪ No shame fam, don't need the fig leaf ♪
♪ Wigs get snatched, bring me the wig thief ♪
♪ No tea, no shade, no beef
♪ But who is the drag commander-in-chief? ♪
♪ Last I checked, I'm still the boss ♪
♪ Paid the price, I paid the cost ♪
♪ Flashy flexing when I floss
♪ Damn, she wrecks it when she walks ♪
♪ Machiavelli to the drop, uh
♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna see you go off
♪ You know I am in business
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
♪ They wanna see you work
♪ They wanna see you let it out ♪
♪ They wanna see you go off
♪ You know I am in business
♪ Come, let's give 'em just what they want ♪
-♪ They wanna see you-- -[laughs]
-Yes! -Yes!
♪ Work, work, work, work, work, work ♪
♪ I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪
♪ Work, work, work, work, work ♪
I know you wanna work, work, work, work ♪
[cheers and applause]
-Yas! -Brava!
Work!
This week, we challenged our queens
to reintroduce themselves
in an All Stars, All Winners remix of my song Legends.
And tonight on the runway,
category is I'm Crowning.
Hee-hee-hee-hee. [all laugh]
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best legend win.
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
I'm proud to announce
the All Stars, All Winners debut of Legends.
Hit it.
♪ Legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Watch me touch the sky
♪ High, high, rainbow high
♪ We're legendary
♪ Legends never die
♪ Raja the goddess, the supreme deity ♪
♪ There is no rivalry, God lets you worship me ♪
♪ Iconic style, transcending he or she ♪
♪ Refer to my pronouns as thou ♪
♪ Drop to your knees and bow
♪ Hello, world, I'm Jinkx Monsoon ♪
♪ I'm here to make your stepson swoon ♪
♪ I'm in it to win it, I'm fierce like a cougar ♪
♪ Rise to the challenge, get the judges saying, ooh, girl ♪
♪ Rub-a-dub-dub, get in my tub ♪
♪ Mommy's gonna scrub down all of these SOBs ♪
♪ Yes, I'm Jinkx and I aim to please ♪
♪ If you don't believe me, check my knees ♪
♪ Realize the triple crown is why I'm here ♪
♪ It's what I'm after
♪ Bow down, kiss the ring, call me master ♪
♪ Queen of serving face
♪ Seven other bitches know C and the UN-T ♪
♪ Only crowned queens have cun-geniality ♪
♪ I wonAll Stars 4 and I'll do it again ♪
♪ I'll do the bop, bop, bop for me and my fans ♪
♪ Hey, hey
♪ Legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Watch me touch the sky
♪ High, high, rainbow high
♪ Ooh, we're legendary
♪ Legends never die
♪ Legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Legends never die
♪ High, high
♪ Guess who's back here to slay again ♪
♪ Under my belt, count 'em, seven wins ♪
♪ Ain't nobody show up like this, tuck it up like this ♪
♪ I could do it all night
♪ This Southern gal on her game ♪
♪ Body for days, make you say ooh-la-la ♪
♪ Herstory know me by name, this be more reign ♪
♪ Set it on fire
♪ Oddly, it's Yvie
♪ I can't be beaten, believe me, nope, nope ♪
♪ I'm freaky like Friday, I won the crown my way ♪
♪ And I'll make this next one look easy, ooh ♪
♪ Queen of the queerdos
♪ Teaching the kids to live freely, so freely ♪
♪ I keep on growing past what they all know ♪
♪ Because you can't fit my legend on TV ♪
♪ Queen of queens has always been my future ♪
♪ Since my life found a way
♪ Hey, yeah
♪ Gonna show what the UK's got ♪
♪ I'm ready to start my reign
♪ My reign
♪ Legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Watch me touch the sky ♪
♪ High, high, rainbow high
♪ Ooh, we're legendary
♪ Legends never die
♪ Legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Legends never die, high, high ♪
♪ The legend's back again, gonna snatch the crown ♪
♪ 'Bout to turn the whole world upside down ♪
♪ Sickening little bitch with an itty bitty waist ♪
♪ Child, I'm never afraid to put a bitch in her place ♪
♪ She's a queen for the people ♪
♪ You're mother-tuckin' right
♪ Got the looks, the beauty
♪ I know you're gonna like me
♪ The worldwide pandemic with seven more queens ♪
♪ With a set from Mama Ru, even though I can't sing ♪
♪ That's right, save the best for last ♪
♪ I'm Miss Couleé, but did you gotta ask ♪
♪ I'm dripped in designer, hot on fire ♪
♪ Struttin' down the runway, building my empire ♪
♪ You better bring the energy
♪ 'Cause slaying is my legacy
♪ And if you ain't scared of me, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ Miss Thing, you better be
-♪ Miss Thing, you better be -♪ Miss Thing, you better be
♪ Legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Watch me touch the sky
♪ High, high, rainbow high
♪ Ooh, we're legendary
♪ Legends never die
♪ High, high, legends rise
♪ We're legendary
♪ Legends never die
♪ High, high
♪ Legends never die
[cheers and applause]
Wow!
Oh, my goodness.
Category is I'm Crowning.
First up, Raja.
Carson: You know, if it ain't brocade, don't fix it.
RuPaul: Well, she put the "verse" in "Versace."
Michelle: Oh, there you go.
Raja: "Raja" means "king" in Indonesian,
so I wanted to go with the ultimate gay king idea
of Louis XIV.
I designed the outfit basically shoe first,
and then I built the look around it.
RuPaul: Yeah, honey, she's going for baroque.
[all laugh]
Jinkx Monsoon. That's gorgeous.
Carson: There's something about Mary...
Queen of Scots. [all laugh]
Jinkx: I'm giving some kind of mash-up
between Queen Elizabeth I,
the Virgin Mary, and Angelina Jolie.
Michelle: Oh!
Organzalina Jolie.
[laughs]
I wanted the moment you saw me
for you to say, "That's a queen."
But then I've got this leg that comes out of nowhere
to let you know
that I still get down with the motherfucking sickness.
[laughs]
RuPaul: Monét X Change.
Ooh, yes, honey.
Come on with the crown royale.
Monét: Today on the runway
I'm giving you track suit crowned queen realness.
I love the nineties.
Obviously, I love Black culture.
It's who I is.
With my crown in my wig,
I just feel really cool in this look.
Carson: She's always got a lot of balls up in the air.
[laughs]
RuPaul: Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
Yes, mama.
Carson: Oh, she has crushed this velvet.
[all laugh]
Trinity: This is the all winners season.
Queen of All Queens.
So make no mistake.
Miss Honey has brought the drama.
Has there ever been a bigger gown on this runway?
No, I don't think so.
Carson: That's one hell of a loveseat.
Michelle: More cushion for the pushin'.
[all laugh]
RuPaul: Yvie Oddly.
Carson: It's not rayon, it's actually crayon.
RuPaul: Yes, this bitch is cray-cray and Crayola.
Yvie: I'm serving you crowns.
Cray-owns.
I'm dripping in cray-owns.
I'm just channeling the young RuPaul
in the most punk, Yvie way I know how.
So this one's for you, weewee PaulRu.
Carson: I could wax poetic about this look for days.
RuPaul: The Vivienne.
Carson: My God, even her shoes are wearing an outfit.
Vivienne: I've never felt this good
on a runway in my life.
I'm giving Vivienne Westwood, Iris van Herpen.
The fabrics used in this look are really burlappy,
so it's giving this gorgeous queen of Earth.
She's just been dug up, and now she's here.
Michelle: Burlap out of it!
[all laugh]
RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall.
Michelle: Marge Simpson could never.
[laughs]
Jaida: I feel absolutely stunning.
My hair is up
in this beautiful, like, dread moment. Ding!
With my tiny, cute crown.
I feel good, and I know that I look good.
Michelle: Heavy is the hair who wears the crown.
[all laugh]
RuPaul: Shea Couleé.
Carson: Stunning.
Michelle: And the winner of this year's golden lobes...
[all laugh]
Shea: I am floating down this runway
like Queen Nefertiti
getting ready to go and greet her adoring subjects.
I have my crown made of braids.
I have these ear prosthetics
with beautiful jade green gauges.
I mean, it's what a queen deserves.
RuPaul: Nubian friends silver, old friends gold.
♪ New friends silver
♪ Old friends gold
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
Welcome, you gorgeous creatures.
All Stars, All Winnersrules are in full effect.
Tonight, I'll name the top two All Stars of the week
and award each of them a legendary Legend star.
Then, the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win $10,000
and the power to block one of their fellow competitors
from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.
Remember, in our grand finale,
the four queens with the most stars
will compete in our Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown
for the crown,
and the winner will walk away
with a cash prize of $200,000.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Gay gasp.
Now, it's time for the judges' critiques,
starting with Raja.
-I'm so happy to see you. -Hi, Michelle!
It's been so long.
Your crowning look is so fun.
This is what I would expect from you.
The level of detail, the level of story,
the craftsmanship, this is all world class.
Raja, I am just gobsmacked.
In the performance, your artistry, your expression,
I felt like it was very sort of Blade Runnerfuturistic.
You look phenomenal,
and your hair, all I saw was the blunt cut.
Nobody has ever said
that you can't cut a bitch with a blunt cut.
[all laugh]
All right, up next, Jinkx Monsoon.
Water off a duck's back.
[laughs]
This is absolutely beautiful.
The crown with all of the rays,
the gown, the modernized slit
to show she's still a little ho underneath all this finery.
I mean, you were just drop-dead sexy in that performance.
I loved your lyrics.
I thought your rhymes were very tight.
I believe that's what the kids say nowadays.
Yes, yes.
That was great.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you.
Up next, Monét X Change.
You came out and you kilt it.
You know when there's music and when there's a performance,
Monét is gonna go in and she's gonna go in hard.
-Thank you. -And you delivered.
This look is so great,
very, like, Queens hair show extravaganza, elevated.
I wanted to do the take on the runway
like a crowned queen from Queens.
That sounds fierce.
Are you from Queens?
No, I'm from Brooklyn,
but, you know, Queens is a'ight.
[all laugh]
Thank you, Monét.
Thank you, Ru.
Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
Hello!
You are very much a look queen,
so I expect nothing less from you
than to come out in a dress that you can't move in.
No. [all laugh]
But it's really, really beautiful,
the rich, deep purple velvet
and the bugle beads hanging off.
During the performance,
I could not take my eyes off of you.
You are a showgirl.
You were literally getting carried away
by three hot dancers,
but you had so much star quality,
or perhaps it was the Ritalin, I was just focused on you.
[all laugh]
You're just a star.
Girl, I was feeling the fantasy.
I don't know any of the lyrics.
[all laugh]
I was living my life.
[all laugh]
Yvie Oddly.
Queen of the queerdos.
The performance was amazing.
I feel like you take risks
whether they're gonna pay off or not, like that wig.
[laughs] Meow!
I'm gonna say that wasn't a payoff,
but you own being weird and queer and different.
That's why we fell in love with Yvie Oddly in the first place.
I love a great Club Kid look.
This is very late eighties, early nineties.
All of it looks really chic and well done.
It's like a kid who, like, got into all the crayons.
It's very playful.
At the same time, it's sexy and gorgeous.
I loved every part of it.
Thank you.
[all laugh]
-Thank you, Yvie. -Thank you.
Up next, from the UK, it's The Vivienne.
Hiya, luv!
[all laugh]
In the musical performance,
you looked absolutely stunning.
That beautiful hair, the costume, it's gorgeous,
your voice was beautiful.
I'm so happy that you're here joining us on our main stage.
This look, it's very natural and it's all about texture.
I thought it was very mystical.
I was thinking it was The Lion, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.
It's beautiful.
This is just so beautiful, very wood nymph.
If I'm walking through the forest,
I just want you to pop in front of me
and wave that wand around.
Like a flasher? Hey, hey, hey!
Exactly.
Thank you so much, The Vivienne.
-Thank you for having me. -Welcome to America.
All right, up next, Jaida Essence Hall.
-Hello! -Hello!
Your music performance was so good, Jaida.
It was so emphatic. I loved it.
And then at the end your saying you can't sing,
that was just funny, but it's also really great work.
If this was a basketball team,
you would be, like, the smallest player
who's, like, dribbling in between everybody
and be, like, taking the shots.
You were just moving and grooving through it,
and it was just so much fun to watch.
Thank you.
This runway look, I love that beehive,
and then the tiny little crown is a fun sense of humor moment
for a dress that's quite elegant.
Thank you.
-Thank you so much, Jaida. -Thank you.
Up next, Shea Couleé.
Hi.
That performance was so strong.
You came onto that stage and just let everybody have it.
You gave me chills up my arm,
and I was like, whoa, I just got Couleé'd.
[all laugh]
This is grandeur.
The details on this and the thought behind it,
it's a big idea, and it had a big payoff.
Thank you, Carson.
Thank you, ladies, I think we've heard enough.
While you enjoy a House of Love cocktail in the werkroom,
the judges and I will deliberate.
Oh, my goodness, great night for our All Stars.
Each of these girls has their own brand,
and they've taken that brand to the top.
All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,
what do you think?
We have to determine
the top two All Stars of the week.
This is gonna be very difficult for us.
-Oh, God, Ru. -Yeah.
Michelle, who are your top two?
My top two were Monét and Shea.
You know, Monét came out and she killed that performance.
She was amazing.
The thing about Monét is she's got a charm factor
-that is off the charts. -Yeah.
On the runway, y'all,
this is one of my favorites of the night
because it's funny.
She put caged hip bustle
in a frigging windbreaker Members Only tracksuit.
-Uh-huh. -That look was bomb.
And Shea Couleé had a night and a half.
When she came out there and did her verse,
I was blown away by everything:
the presence, the lyrics.
All of it was so fantastic.
And on the runway,
the way she paired haute couture Maison Valentino
with this beautiful Nefertiti-inspired hair,
it was just breathtaking.
We were all jaws agape.
She came to Slay Couleé.
Okay.
The way she put it together,
that's what someone who has great style does.
-Yes. -They make it their own
and they style it in a way that is so special
that it was just
one of my favorite runway looks in herstory.
Oh!
Periodt, with a "T" at the endt.
Wow. That's high praise from Mr. Kressley.
I think Trinity is one of the queens
that I feel like is on another level
that nobody else really touches.
That's why she is a winner, baby.
-Mm-hmm. -And she's one of my favorites.
Yeah, you're absolutely right. Trinity is a showgirl.
She is captivating, she's got star quality,
and I could tell she didn't know any of those lyrics,
but I did not care because she is so watchable.
She was living.
When those guys lifted her up,
she knew exactly the right attitude for that number,
and it sold it.
I don't wanna put a damper on things,
but we have to care about
not knowing the lyrics in this comp--
-Right. -Because look at these bitches!
Everybody's so great.
You're right, you're right,
and she did write the lyrics.
-Thank you! -So she should know them.
Yeah, it definitely was not the words she wrote,
but she looked stunning.
You could not look away.
Honestly, it was mesmerizing.
-Yeah. -Yvie Oddly I thought
captured our attention the entire time.
The runway look, it was so cool.
I loved the story about it, too.
You know, all the colors of the rainbow,
all the colors of the crayons, blending and melting,
and making something really beautiful maybe
out of something that was considered messy.
And then in the musical performance,
I thought she was one of the top for sure.
Just so much energy, so much presence,
really commanded that performance,
that I didn't care so much-- The wig was terrible.
[all laugh]
Burn it, because it was horrendous.
[all laugh]
And that was a pussycat wig.
That was an alley cat wig. [all laugh]
That was a feral cat wig.
[all laugh]
All right, silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my legends.
I'm right here. [all laugh]
Welcome back, All Stars.
You all turnt it out this week,
but two of you truly made us gag.
The top two All Stars of the week are...
Shea Couleé
and Monét X Change.
[applause]
Con-drag-ulations.
You've each earned a legendary Legend star.
And you're both one step closer
to our grand finale Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown
for the crown.
Ahh.
Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.
Good luck.
Y'all, don't block me.
Two legends stand before me.
Shea.
Monét.
This is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000, and earn the power
to block one of your fellow queens
from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.
I love you both so much.
[all laugh]
The time has come... [thunder]
for you to lip sync...
[echoing] for your legacy!
I'm gonna come in guns a-blazing,
because I wanna A--let these ho's know,
and B--get $10,000.
Girl, like, $10,000 is never a bad thing.
Not unless you're Jeff Bezos
and that's just, like, what, a coffee and a crumpet?
Monét is a very talented lip syncer.
She has given us some iconic lip syncs
in her Drag Racetenure.
However, I'm Shea Couleé,
and I'm about to slay this lip sync.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[music plays]
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on this farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ With a chick, chick here, a chick, chick there ♪
♪ Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick, chick ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on this farm he had some ducks, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ With a quack, quack here, a quack, quack there ♪
♪ Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack ♪
♪ Chick, chick here, a chick, chick there ♪
♪ Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick, chick ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on this farm he had some pigs, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ With an oink, oink here, an oink, oink there ♪
♪ Here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink, oink ♪
♪ Quack, quack here, quack, quack there ♪
♪ Here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on this farm he had a Ford, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ With a clink, clink here, a clink, clink there ♪
♪ Here a clink, there a clink, everywhere a clink, clink ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
♪ And on this farm he had some cows ♪
♪ With a moo, moo here, a moo, moo there ♪
♪ Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo, moo ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
♪ What a swingin' farm
♪ And on this farm he had some chicks, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ A chick, chick here, a chick, chick there ♪
♪ Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick, chick ♪
♪ Moo, moo here, a moo, moo there ♪
♪ Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo, moo ♪
♪ Quack, quack here, quack, quack there ♪
Oh, the heck with it!
♪ How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm ♪
♪ Like Old
♪ Old MacDonald
♪ Yeah
[cheers and applause]
Werk.
That was so entertaining.
-E-I-E-I-O. -Oh, my God, incredible.
Ladies, I've made my decision.
Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby.
You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
Monét X Change, you are free to slay another day.
You may step to the back of the stage.
Thank you, judges. Thank you, Ru.
Thanks, everyone.
Yes, Monét! [applause]
Yes, bitch!
Queens, please join Shea Couleé.
Shea, with great power comes great responsibility.
Using the platinum plunger...
Show us which queen you have chosen to block.
My mind is going a million directions
on how I can play this.
I'm setting the tone for the rest of the competition,
and I know these girls are shaking in their boots.
I love you, bitch.
[laughs]
Don't touch me.
I give really good head.
[RuPaul laughs]
I was rooting for you on Season 9!
[all laugh]
Good.
Aah, don't block me! [laughs]
[all laugh]
[whispers] You're blocked.
-Ooh! -Wow.
Bitch.
Well, shit.
[all laugh]
So, Trinity, next week, you can compete and even win,
but Shea has blocked you
from earning a legendary Legend star.
Well, con-drag-ulations, ladies.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
-Amen! -Amen!
All right. Now let the music play!
[music plays]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl
RuPaul: Next time onAll Stars....
Am I a bad friend?
-No. -No.
-Kinda. -[laughs]
I've fought worse monsters in Hollywood for years!
Damn you, Shea Couleé!
[cries]
For this week's maxi-challenge...
We're playing the Snatch Game!
[cheers and laughter]
This is like the Olympics of Snatch Game.
I am going up against people
who wrote the literal book on Snatch Game.
What's your strategy for blocking, girl?
Someone who already has a star.
Girl, if she don't get outta here, uh-uh.
Welcome, everybody!
[all laugh]
I never wanted it to end.
[all laugh]
Pfft. Mind-blowing good.
[all laugh]
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl