♪ MTV ♪
RuPaul: Previously onAll Stars...
This season, winning legendary Legend stars
is everything.
In the grand finale,
the four queens with the most legendary Legend stars
will compete in a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown
for the crown.
Whoo. Okay.
This the tournament of champions, bitch.
Hoo!
Do we do an alliance?
Bitch, if you wanna do an alliance--
-I mean, I'm very into it. -Let's do it.
♪ Realize the triple crown is why I'm here ♪
♪ It's what I'm after ♪
♪ I'm dripping in designer, hot on fire ♪
♪ Struttin' down the runway building my empire ♪
♪ Legends never die ♪
Shea Couleé and Monét X Change, con-drag-ulations.
You've each earned a legendary Legend star.
This is your chance
to block one of your fellow queens
from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.
Shea Couleé, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
[applause]
With great power comes great responsibility.
[whispers] You're blocked.
Yes, Miss Shea winner.
Ooh, little old me.
Yay, Shea.
It feels so correct
to win the first challenge of the All Legends season.
I'm letting everybody know
that if they want to come out with a crown,
they're gonna have to go through me first.
Baby, she a brick house. Aow.
[laughs]
Con-drag-ulations, Shea.
[applause]
Thank you.
And also congratulations,
because you got a legendary Legend star, bitch.
-A star, bitch. -A star, bitch.
So at this point, two bitches are closer
to potentially-- thank you--
um, winning.
And one is a step literally behind.
This could be the beginning of her downfall.
Am I a bad friend?
-No. -No.
-Kinda. -[laughs]
Oh, shit.
-Oh! -Oh!
Speak of the devil, girl!
[laughs]
-Werk. -Trintity.
I've fought worse monsters in Hollywood for years!
I know how to win the hard way.
[all laugh]
Okay, so let me explain.
You know, you and I have the most history
competing in this competition together.
Uh-huh.
And I was, like, okay, this is still the beginning,
and I know what a fierce competitor you are.
Uh-huh. [all laugh]
I said, if there's one person
that can bounce back immediately from this
and, like, not be fazed, I knew it was you.
So that's why I picked you.
Well...
I understand your reasoning,
and I...
will accept.
Aw!
You don't have a choice.
I know. [all laugh]
Let her be dignified!
Damn you, Shea Couleé!
[mock crying]
Girl, I thought we were friends.
But you know what?
The only reason why you would block someone
is because you find them to be competition.
So, girl, I guess it's a compliment.
So the competition is starting.
But don't get cute, bitch,
because you can block The Tuck one time,
but she's going to bounce right back.
I have a fire under my ass,
and it ain't gonorrhea.
Huh! Ha ha ha ha!
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a cash prize of $200,000,
and will be crowned queen of all queens.
With extra-special guest judge style icon Daphne Guinness.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
We're back!
-Wow. -Wow.
Another day, another slay, okay?
I feel fabulous, girl.
I have this brand-new, stainless steel,
gold-plated legendary Legend star on my hat,
and it's glamorous.
It's like when you, like,
walk through, like, a real bad neighborhood, you're like, oh,
everyone's looking at my jewelry, girl.
Mind your business.
It's gorgeous.
My eyes are up here.
[all laugh]
Trinity, just think,
next time you walk in the werkroom, you might have one.
Oh, wait. [all laugh]
But full tea, not blocking anyone,
this fits perfectly in my fantasy.
I do not wanna put a target on my back.
I have established myself as a fierce competitor
winning a star.
Got an alliance over here.
All of the pieces are working together.
So how does it feel, like, walking in
with a target on your chest hat?
[all laugh]
I mean, does it really give us a target?
I don't feel like--
Oh, bitch, you are top of my list.
I'm gonna start where the people are already shining.
You know, I kind of agree
that what would make the most sense
is to block a girl with a star to slow them down.
How pissed off would you be if you got blocked after a win?
I'm coming for you.
Can we still be friends, even if--
-No. -No.
[all laugh]
But you can only block somebody
if they're not one of the top two,
so me and Monét just have to remain in the top two.
You know what I'm saying?
-The strategy is win. -Stay afloat.
Hello, hello, hello!
[cheering]
Look at you all!
Good morning, queens.
Good morning.
For this week's maxi-challenge...
We're playing the Snatch Game.
[all laugh]
I feel it!
Are you excited?
No. [all laugh]
#AllStars7.
But for All Stars, All Winners,
I'm asking you to double down
on your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
You won't be impersonating just one celebrity.
You need to impersonate two celebrities.
Oh, my God.
[all laugh]
That's right, two celebrities, one Snatch.
Now, this I gotta see.
[all laugh]
Racers, start your engines, and may the best legend win.
[applause]
I'm obsessed with Jaida.
Fantasy!
[Yvie laughs]
Today's maxi-challenge
is my favorite challenge in Drag Racehistory,
and that is Snatch Game.
Whoo!
I'm doing Joanna Lumley from Absolutely Fabulous,
and Catherine Tate.
She is a British comedian.
Snatch Gameis such an important challenge,
because it just shows
this plethora of skills that you need as a queen:
makeup transformation, character impersonations,
and making people laugh.
And, I mean, I slayed my first-ever Snatch Game.
[imitating Donald Trump] There's three million people
here watching me today.
And I've got a lot of impersonations in my arse-enal.
[laughs] So bring it on!
Character acting is my safe space
and my place to play.
So what you're saying is Shea should have blocked you.
[all laugh]
I mean, I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah.
We've got some really strong Snatchers here.
He won, so, Trinity...
[imitating Caitlyn Jenner] Malibu, baby. Ha! Ha!
Shea.
[imitating Flavor Flav] Yeah, boy!
[all laugh]
-Uh-huh. -Me, Jinkx.
[imitating Little Edie] The label is faded.
I can never tell if it's paté
or if it's giblets for the cats.
Neither of you won your Snatch Games.
What are you talking about?
I mean, that's just a fact.
Shea, I think you gave us
woke progressive Flavor Flav.
[all laugh]
Gender is a construct, man.
Tear it apart.
-Thank you. -Who you got this time?
I'm gonna do Miss J. Alexander,
and I'm gonna do Elsa Majimbo.
Who is that?
So she's TikTok/Twitter famous.
She's always kind of, like, doing little monologues
with, like, potato chips and sunglasses.
And she goes, hee hee hee.
Yes, absolutely, yes.
I love that she does have, like, a physical punchline
with, like, the potato chip and the sunglasses,
but I'm going to try my hardest
to, like, allow myself to have fun as this character.
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun.
This is gonna be a good Snatch Game.
-I hope so. -Snatch Games.
This is, like, the Olympics of Snatch Game.
-Monét. -Yes, my love?
Are you excited for Snatch Game?
I am excited for Snatch Game.
Snatch Game,though, is a little tricky for me.
I just have this love/hate with Snatch Game,you know?
Like, it's a very tumultuous relationship.
We go through it, and when we're in love, we're in love,
and when we hate each other, we really hate each other.
So... [inhales]
here we go.
I'm actually excited for two,
because I was having a hard time narrowing it down,
and now I don't have to. I can do both.
Who are you doing?
Natasha Lyonne and Judy Garland.
I didn't wanna do Judy until I got the blessing
from my friend Thirsty Burlington.
She used to do Judy, but she retired this character,
so she gave me her blessing.
She said "Take it and shine, darling."
Werk!
[imitating Judy Garland] Why are you acting like this?
You know, this is where when you're hungry,
I'll make you a Salisbury steak sandwich.
Oh, I'm so jealous.
Can we, like, switch for this?
Can we do Freaky Friday this Snatch Game?
You play Martin Lawrence and Mike Tyson as Monét,
the blackface of it all, bitch, cancelled.
You know what, let's switch.
[both laugh]
Let's get ya canceled, Jinkx!
That's what you're here to do!
[both laugh]
This is my literal nightmare in some ways,
because, like, I bombed one, and now we have to do two.
On my season, I bombed Snatch Gamewith Whoopi.
[imitating Whoopi Goldberg] Her joints.
Her joints are always wet.
I'm just nervous
going up against so many people
who wrote the literal book on Snatch Game,
and I haven't graduated my first Snatchclass.
I'm doing my own interpretation of the Boogieman.
Okay. Oh, werk!
Because he's, like, a made-up character,
he's been under all of your beds.
And then my second option, Rico Nasty.
She's, like, this punk young scream rapper,
and she's a 23-year-old, like, kid.
I just really wanna focus on having fun,
so I'm wondering if Ru's gonna enjoy me screaming at her for...
[laughs]
[door opens] Hey, ladies.
-Hey! -Hey!
Let's talk Snatch.
-Okay. -[laughs]
All right, Trinity, bring all that ass over here, girl.
It's a lotta ass.
I hope I don't injure anybody.
[both laugh]
So I see you have some devil horns there.
And then you have a little puppet body down there.
Uh-huh.
I have no idea who that is.
Let me give you a clue.
[imitating Leslie Jordan] Can you see my pussy now?
Wait, the only thing I'm getting is Leslie Jordan.
-That's exactly who it is. Yes! -Oh!
This is a very smart choice.
I think so.
I think he's got enough in my wheelhouse
that I can basically just make fun of myself.
That's right, and I'm looking forward to that.
Now, what about the devil horns?
-Who is that? -Satan.
[both laugh]
Okay.
You know, I grew up Southern Baptist.
Yes.
And so I was, like, well, let me take the piss
out of the religion that I grew up with.
Yes, well, I cannot wait to have fun
and laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
I can't wait to finally meet Satan.
I'm excited to meet them, too.
[laughs]
Bitch, I am gonna win this shit.
I may not get no star because I'm blocked,
but these girls better watch out,
because they're about to burn
in the fiery pits of hell, bitch.
[laughs]
Look who's back in the house.
What was it like
doing your first challenge last week
in 11 years?
Painful.
It's not like riding a fucking bike.
So, yeah, it's definitely been difficult,
-but fun, but fun. -But fun.
So now, when you did Snatch Game,
you did Tyra Banks, and I believe you were safe.
What?
Are you smizing too hard?
I think I smized so hard my eyes bled, girl.
I should have won, but that's okay.
-You feel you should have won. -Mm-hmm.
What was your takeaway?
I was hysterical.
I should have won. I just told you.
[laughs]
See, look at me.
I'm hysterical, and I wasn't even trying.
This is--I'm winning this one.
[both laugh]
I mean, come on, my eyes were bleeding. I was good.
Your eyes were bleeding, you're right.
So I see--are those riding crops or skiing--
No, no, no, I have chosen to do Madame.
Oh, from Waylon Flowers--
Waylon Flowers and Madame, yes.
Wow. I love Madame!
Well, she was a rod puppet,
so, you know, you gotta--
if you gonna be Madame, you gotta have sticks.
[laughs] Oh, my goodness.
Who's your other character?
I'm doing Diana Vreeland.
-Oh! -Mm.
-Another favorite. -Right.
The first real editor-in-chief
of Voguemagazine, and Harper's Bazaarbefore that,
and she is a woman who spouts off the words for you
to just assume that everybody understands.
Oh.
You know, prolapse.
-Cherry cordial, mm. -[laughs]
On my season, I loved doing Snatch Game,
but I do remember how difficult it is.
All right, well, have fun in the Snatch Game,okay?
I will.
Low-key I'm, like, fully, fully terrified.
[laughs] Terrified!
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
Michelle: Almost live from almost Hollywood,
it's time to play
theAll Stars, All Winners Snatch Game.
And here's your host, RuPaul.
Welcome, everybody!
Let's meet tonight's Snatch Gamecontestants.
She's Peoplemagazine's sexiest man alive,
Michelle Visage. [all laugh]
Hi, everybody, hi!
He's Playboy'sPlaymate of the Year, Ross Mathews.
I demand a recount!
[all laugh]
Are you ready to meet our celebrities?
-Yes! -Yes!
In this corner,
it's former heavyweight champion of the world Mike Tyson.
[imitating Mike Tyson] Hey, RuPaul, how you doing?
So nice to see you again. You look gorgeous.
And to all my beautiful ladies here,
-I'm gonna offer them one thing. -What's that?
I'm gonna fuck 'em all in the ass.
[all laugh]
Fuck 'em all in the ass.
Wow.
You all remember her from Waylon Flowers and Madame.
Here is Madame!
[imitating Madame] I've been on Hollywood Squares,
I've been on The Tonight Show,
and now I'm just on Quaaludes. [laughs]
[all laugh]
Yay!
She's absolutely fabulous.
It's Joanna Lumley.
[imitating Joanna Lumley] Darling, how are you, sweetie?
I'm doing great.
I know we're on telly,
so I'd just like to say I love Chanel.
[all laugh]
Well, maybe they'll send some over, you know?
Hopefully. Let's try again.
I love Chanel.
[all laugh]
This little devil needs no introduction.
It's Satan!
Hey, girl!
[all laugh]
People call me the devil, Satan,
Michelle Visage, Lucifer,
but you can call me Luci with an "I."
All my friends do.
[all laugh]
Now, our very own Russian doll, it's Natasha Lyonne.
[imitating Natasha Lyonne] Hey there, Ru.
You know we did that flick together.
That's right, we did, uh--
Yeah, Don't Tell Mom the Cheerleader's a Lesbian.
[all laugh]
-I quit smoking today. -Oh, you did?
-Mm-hmm. -Well, what are you smoking?
A cigarette, yeah.
I didn't say it was going well.
[all laugh]
Up next, the queen of sugar trap,
it's Rico Nasty.
[imitating Rico Nasty] People always asking,
"Rico, why you nasty?"
Because I keep your man like toilet paper in my asscheeks.
Aah!
Ooh, okay.
All right, let's move on down.
She's an Instagram sensation,
Kenyan comedian Elsa Majimbo.
[imitating Elsa Majimbo] It is such an honor.
The fact that I was watching your TV show in my bathrobe,
and now in my bathrobe on your TV show.
Yes. [laughs]
Here to party like it's 1999,
the Purple One, Prince is in the house.
Yay! [applause]
Hee, hee, hee, hee, ah.
What's up, Ru? I'm sexy.
Yes! [all laugh]
-Oh! -Ooh.
-I'm a man. -Yes.
[all laugh]
All right, contestants, are you ready to play Snatch Game?
-Yes. -All right, here you go.
-This one's for Ross. -Okay.
Lil Nas X recorded a duet with Lady Bunny.
Oh, wow.
Their song is called Old blank Road.
Old Clown Road.
-Okay. -Right?
All right, let's go to our celebrities
and find out if you have any matches,
starting with Mike Tyson.
I think it's old champion,
because he's a champion for the queer people, RuPaul.
Yes, he is.
His style is impetuous and his punches are impregnable.
[all laugh]
Not a match there, but I gotta say, Mike Tyson,
your penmanship is impeccable.
Impregnable.
Impregnable. That's it. [all laugh]
All right, let's move on down to Madame.
All right, what say you, Madame?
Lady Bunny's my very old, old, old, old, old friend.
Oh? Yes.
Wooden teeth.
[all laugh]
Not a match, Madame, but a very good answer.
All right, let's move on down to Joanna Lumley.
We are looking for Old Clown Road.
I just wrote Old Clown Road, and I also wrote Chanel.
Rossy, you got a match!
-I got one! -Yes, yes.
All right, let's move on down to the one, the only Lucifer.
Now, you worked with Lil Nas X recently, didn't you?
-I did, I did. -You did a video together.
What was the lap dance like?
I was like, yes, queen, yes!
You worked out on my lap. Yes!
[all laugh]
We're looking for Old Clown Road.
I said Old Bottom Road.
-Old Bottom Road. -Yes.
That makes sense.
Oh, good answer. I've been down that road before.
-Yeah, they just repaved it. -Did they really?
They did. They got rid of the speed bumps. Yeah.
-Thank God. -[laughs]
Well, thank you, Satan. Not a match, but very close.
-[laughs] -Let's move on down to Elsa.
We are looking for an Old Clown Road.
Now, I looked up this Lady Bunny.
She's neither a lady nor a bunny.
No. [laughs]
So I said Old Brown Road.
[all laugh]
Not a match.
Let's move on down to Prince.
-Hee, hey, hoo. -[laughs]
I was dreaming when I wrote this answer.
Oh, you-- [laughs]
What were you dreaming about, Prince?
[laughs]
We're looking for--
-Clown, Old Clown Road. -Clown, Old Clown Road.
Are we still on that question?
Yeah. [all laugh]
I wrote "old."
-Ah, Old Old Road. -Old Road.
Old Old Road.
-That's a poet right there. -Yeah.
All right, this next question is for Michelle.
-Okay. -Bianca Del Rio is so lucky.
How lucky is she?
Well, she recently hosted the Westminster Dog Show,
and she ended up winning the award for best blank.
Bitch.
Best bitch.
All right, let's go to our celebrities
and see what they wrote, starting with Satan.
Are you ready?
Yes! [all laugh]
Now, we're looking for bitch.
What say you, Satan?
I personally know Bianca.
She is my protégé.
-Okay. -And when I retire,
she will be taking over.
Oh, great. Good to know.
And so, I said, "Best in bitch face,"
because she looks like a hound.
Okay. Let's go to the judges and see what they said.
[bell dings] The judges say it's a match.
Thanks, Luci!
Oh, thank you!
Love you. Mean it.
Let's move on down to Natasha Lyonne.
Yeah.
We're looking for bitch.
Do you have a bitch?
No, I said best breeder.
-Best breeder. -You know?
Bianca's a top, and she's also petite.
-Oh! -Yeah.
And tiny tops, it cracks me up.
-Yes. -Like, imagine
Jaida Essence Hall topping Monét X Change.
That would be hilarious to see, you know?
Right.
Like a four-year-old trying to move a couch on her own.
[all laugh]
Somehow I can't get that picture out of my head.
It'll haunt you, Ru.
[laughs]
Let's move on down to Rico Nasty.
Rico McNasty, aah.
What's all that money? Where'd you get that money?
Bitch, when you stay as flossy as me,
the money, she just comes outta everywhere.
I got money here, I got money there.
-Bitch, I'm made of money. -Oh!
I'm going to take this and feed a whole, entire village.
Thank you. [all laugh]
Here, I got more. Aah!
Good job, Elsa.
Now, Rico, we're looking for bitch.
What do you say?
I wrote "bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
whoa, Rico, whoa, bitch, bitch, whoa, whoa, bitch."
That's, like, six matches.
Actually, the judges are saying you only get that one point.
Wow!
Let's move on down to Prince.
Prince, what are you wearing?
Here we go.
Oh! Okay.
I would definitely fuck him in the ass.
[all laugh]
We're looking for bitch.
What do you say?
Best "bark." Yip-yip.
Ooh, hoo, yip!
[laughs]
That's not a match.
All right, Ross, this one's for you.
Okay.
Michelle Visage is hosting a new spinoff:
Drag Race New Jersey.
The winner will receive a year's supply of blank.
If Michelle is there,
you're gonna need a year's supply of penicillin.
Oh, I was gonna say antibiotics.
Good answer!
Let's start with Mike Tyson.
If Michelle Visage is still anything
like I knew her back in the nineties, Penis-cillian.
-Aah! -It's a match.
Mike Tyson, you can fuck me in the ass!
Oh, yeah, I'm here to fuck you in the ass. Aah!
[all laugh]
This is a fun game.
[all laugh]
Let's move on down to Madame.
Madame, have you spent time in New Jersey?
Absolutely fucking not.
[all laugh]
But I hear the women there love to have a little bit of sparkle.
Yes.
I just so happen to be wearing my summer diamonds today.
-You are? -Absolutely.
Summer diamonds and summer not.
[all laugh]
That's funny.
My answer is "bling bling."
[laughs]
Not a match for Ross.
All right, let's move on down to Prince.
Michelle Visage is hosting a new spinoff,
Drag Race New Jersey.
The winner will receive a year's supply of...
We're looking for penicillin.
"My Grey."
-My Grey. -Now, hear me out.
It's a new hair product for people with grey hair.
Adds shine, volume, luster.
Yes.
I'd like what he's smoking.
[all laugh]
[buzzer]
Now, that buzzer means we are out of time,
but don't go away.
We'll be right back
with a whole new galaxy of stars.
You stay right there, all right?
[applause]
Michelle: Welcome back
to theAll Stars, All Winners Snatch Game.
Are you guys ready to meet our new crop of celebrities?
-Yay! -Yeah!
Okay, now it's the star
of the hilarious Catherine Tate show,
Catherine Tate! Hello, Catherine.
I'll tell you what, Ru.
I brought you a nice slice of madeira cake.
I'll put it here for later.
Oh, fantastic.
Yes.
Up next, straight from under your bed,
it's the Boogeyman.
Hey, baby, I am the oogie-boogie,
the creepiest dude from underneath your bed frame.
Who knew the Boogeyman was so foxy?
-Damn! -Not me.
I'm so fly, they call me the Boogieman.
[all laugh]
Boo!
Up next--oh, dear.
Can somebody give me a booster?
I got you, yeah.
-Oh! -Whoa!
Oh, there he is.
He's an actor, a singer.
Leslie Jordan is here!
My mother, she had a C-section with me,
so this is the closest I'm ever gonna get to a snatch.
[all laugh]
Up next, from The Garden of Good and Evil,
it's the Lady Chablis.
How are you?
I don't know.
When I have enough of my pussy juice,
I'll let you know later on tonight.
Do you ever drink Chablis?
I don't know what the hell that is.
[all laugh]
Now, from America's Next Top Model,
it is J. Alexander, y'all.
Last time I saw you, we was taking bets
on how many devilled eggs we could fit in our mouths at once.
Do you remember how much you did?
No, I can't remember.
None, 'cause you said you was watching your cholesterol,
you skinny bitch.
[all laugh]
Up next, we have the legend.
Fashion icon Diana Vreeland is here.
Diana Vreeland, darling,
so much style, so much inspiration.
What inspires you now?
Purple mittens.
[all laugh]
I'd say purple mittens.
Okay. [laughs]
Up next, it's the hilarious Martin Lawrence.
Well, well, lookie-lookie, RuPaul.
You finally got me on your little show.
-Yes. -Well, you know, RuPaul,
a lot of these people think that I'm a drag queen,
but I ain't no drag queen, RuPaul.
No? What are you?
I'm a lady.
Oh, yes. [all laugh]
Up next, it's the legend.
The one and only Judy Garland is here.
-Hello, Ru. -Yes.
It's--it's so wonderful to be here.
It's--it's wonderful to be anywhere, really.
Yes. [all laugh]
You know, I've been dead for quite some time.
[all laugh]
Judy, I've always wanted to ask you.
What is over that darn rainbow?
Well, it's a set, Ru.
It's not--it's not real.
It's a cardboard set, darling.
It didn't go anywhere.
It's Hollywood. Yes, of course.
All right, our first question is for Michelle Visage.
Okay.
How can you tell Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine,
and Chris Evans apart?
Chris Hemsworth's blank is bigger.
-Hammer. -Hammer.
Let's go on over to Catherine Tate.
That Hemsworth bloke is a big bastard.
Nice to look at.
Yes, he is really gorgeous.
And I've seen him in that film,
he's throwing around that big hammer.
He could throw it at me if he likes.
So I wrote his stonking big 'ammer.
[bell dings] "Big stonking hammer."
You got a point!
[blows nose]
All right, let's move on down to Leslie Jordan.
Now, Leslie, we're looking for a hammer.
I did say "hammer."
[bell dings] Whoo!
Bitch, I wish he would pound me with his hammer.
I would climb him like a tree.
I would need a ladder.
[all laugh]
Let's move on down to Miss J. Alexander.
Back in 1984, I got a perm from Chris.
-Ooh! -So bad, all my hair fell out.
-Oh, dear. -Girl, I told myself that day
I would never utter the name "Chris" again.
You just said it three times, darling.
So, you know,
I'm still a petty bitch, so I said, "Who?"
-Oh! -Ooh!
Well, Michelle, you didn't get a match.
Let's move on down to Judy Garland.
-Chris Hemsworth. -Chris Hemsworth.
His blank is bigger. We're looking for hammer.
Broom, I don't know if I'm your--
I don't think I'm playing the game correctly.
-Well-- -I said his last name is bigger.
Oh. Yeah.
But I feel like
I was supposed to have written something filthy.
No, no, no, no, no.
If you want a filthy story--
Do you want that?
-I'll do it for you. -I'd love a filthy story.
-Yes! -Oh, yes?
Well, did I ever tell you about the time
I was in a Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra sandwich,
and Frank Sinatra's penis was so big...
[all laugh]
All: How big was it?
When I was doing a line of coke off of it,
I had to stop halfway through to catch my breath.
No!
You don't say!
Now that we're at the midway point,
is that my camera?
[all laugh]
♪ Don't be jealous ♪
♪ Of my boogie ♪
[all laugh]
♪ You can say that you are not ♪
♪ But I always see you looking ♪
[laughter and applause]
That was good, Judy, that was good, Judy.
Thank you. Thank you.
[laughs]
Okay, here we go.
-Ross. -Mm.
They're doing a drag reboot of Bewitched.
-Ooh! -In this version,
Samantha the witch
doesn't wiggle her nose to cast spells,
she wiggles her blank.
She wiggles her tuck.
-Ahh! -She wiggles her tuck.
-Of course! -Yes!
All right, let's move on down to the Lady Chablis.
We are looking for a tuck.
Now, I never seen anybody wiggle their nose
and get a goddamn thing.
That's why I wrote down pussy...cat.
Oh, pussycat.
I wiggle mine all the time,
and I can make anything I want appear.
Lady Chablis, not a match for Ross.
Let's move on down to Martin Lawrence.
RuPaul, you know I own my own hair salon?
-Do you? -In Detroit.
We specialize in lace fronts and lace backs
and lace sides and lace sideways.
Baby, I'd like to lay you sideways
after this game goes down.
I be come on, Mr. Boogieman.
There's nothing but space and opportunity up in here.
[all laugh]
So I think that the new Samantha should shake her weave.
-Shake her weave. -Oh!
Ross, not a match for you.
All right, Michelle Visage.
Yes, hit me, baby.
Kandy Muse has become a hometown hero
back in the Bronx.
In fact, they even named a blank after her.
A bodega.
Kandy Muse Bodega, named after Kandy Muse.
Wouldn't you shop at that bodega?
I would. I would buy everything there.
Thank you.
Let's start with the Boogieman.
Boogieman, what say you?
We're looking for a bodega.
She done bonked so many boys in the boogie-down Bronx
they named a whole damn free clinic after her.
Bonked so many boys in the boogie-down Bronx.
In the boogie-down Bronx, baby.
-Really, the alliteration. -Alliteration.
Baby, that's not all I could alliterate.
-Oh! -Ooh!
You know, I'm a real man, a Boogie-man.
Oh-hoo-hoo!
I've just given him a ham shank under the desk.
Oh, my goodness.
All right, let's move on down to Leslie Jordan.
We are looking for a bodega.
Now, do you know what a bodega is?
I've shopped at many a bodega.
What were you buying?
A condom. I used it as a raincoat.
[all laugh]
Yes.
Magnum.
Because I got a big head.
Yeah, yeah, of course, yes.
We're looking for bodega. What do you have?
She is very talented with her mouth.
That's a very large mouth, Ru.
Yeah, it is.
So I said a glory hole.
Ahh!
-Well, not a match yet. -No.
Let's go on down to the great Diana Vreeland.
Right.
Kandy Muse has become a hometown hero back in the Bronx.
In fact, they even named a blank after her.
We're looking for bodega.
Ah, you see, I adore a girl with a Rubenesque figure.
Yes.
And speaking of, I'm a bit starving
and could use a Reuben myself, and I might go to a bodega.
Oh! [cheering]
Bodega!
-Whoo! -Wow.
All right, let's move on down
to the great, the one and only Judy Garland.
Judy, we are looking for a bodega.
"Sandwidge."
[all laugh]
The Kandy Muse "sandwidge."
It's steak and eggs between two pork chops.
Okay.
I used to make it for Liza when she was cranky.
-As a mother would. -Of course!
And I would like to take a mo--is that my camera?
-Yes. -I'd like to take a moment.
You see, there's a veteran named Dave
who's been on your show,
and he said he was worried that he killed me.
[all laugh]
I think I might have killed Judy Garland.
And I wanna say, Dave, if you're watching,
you're not responsible, darling.
It's all right. [all laugh]
You're forgiven. Yes.
There you go. Dave, you're off the hook, honey.
[buzzer] That sound means time is up.
-Oh! -Oh!
Until next time,
don't forget to have your snatch spayed and neutered.
Yay!
Say good night, everybody.
Good night, everybody!
Do we have time for one more?
Yes, of course we do.
♪ Gentlemen, start your engines ♪
♪ May the best woman win ♪
Oh, yeah! [applause]
They changed it to "drag queen."
[all laugh]
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
-Yes! -Aow!
-Here we are. -Bam, bam-bam-bam, bam.
We are snatched up.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, baow.
It's a new song, it's a new day.
I survived the first ever double-headed Snatch Game,
and I'm mostly unscathed.
Mostly.
Some people did amazing,
and then other people just kind of shouted.
[all laugh]
I am happy with what I delivered yesterday.
I hit my goal, which was to make Ru laugh,
and she did it, like, at least twice.
I remember at least twice.
Who are your clear tops for this week?
Like, if everyone has to choose two?
Jinkx, Trinity, Raja.
Bitch, that is three. Can you not count?
Oh, did you say two? [all laugh]
He's British!
Jinkx, that was an absolute master class,
not even of just Snatch Game
but just of drag and cultural reference.
Oh, well, thank you. [all laugh]
I feel happy.
Raja also was super, super committed to the character
-every single time. -Yes.
There were some moments where Madame was, like--
she was really on fire,
and you were just throwing them right back at him,
and I was like, oh, she's in the pocket right now.
I really liked being included in this list of tops.
I thought I was just gonna be, like, passable, you know?
I think it's kind of cool
that this is the one that I'm sort of--
I got to excel at a little bit, you know?
-Yeah. -So, yeah, it was fun.
I had a good time.
It was great to see that side of you,
because I'm sure a lot of people were expecting, like,
oh, Raja's gonna be the fashion queen.
-It's gonna be model, model. -I'm serious, yeah.
And then to see you have so much fun.
And we've seen the exact opposite.
The bitch can't walk in heels, but she has her snatch.
[all laugh]
Trinity, you as Leslie Jordan was unbearable, like--
Oh, thank you.
Every time, every time any of the judges looked at you,
they just, like, started doubling over.
I'm so excited to potentially not get a star today.
[all laugh]
But I still have the potential to win $10,000
and block one of you bitches.
-Oh, yeah. -You hear that?
She's gonna block one of you bitches.
One of you bitches.
Like she said, one of you bitches.
[all laugh]
So, Jinkxy-poo.
Mm-hmm?
What's your strategy for blocking, girl?
And don't say me.
Well, it will be someone who already has a star.
Only two bitches have stars, and that's me and Shea.
So, okay, okay, distract, distract, distract.
Bitch, you don't know what's coming next.
I guess not.
But the strategy I'm trying to play is statistics.
So whoever has a star right now is in the lead.
Mm-hmm.
So you just naturally have to slow that person down
or they could get two stars before you know it, you know?
Like, I play a lot of video games,
and I'm thinking, like,
if I were playing against someone online,
how would I keep them from winning? [laughs]
Oh, shit, oh, shit. Mayday, mayday, mayday, no!
That's just the only thing that makes any sense, right?
No!
[RuPaul laughs]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
That hair. [applause]
And what?
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners.
Michelle Visage.
Girl, yesterday your Snatch Gamewas on fire.
Oh, my goodness, was that what that smell was?
[laughs]
The hilarious Ross Mathews.
Now, Ross, did you have fun yesterday?
Well, Ru, it turns out I'm a total snatch man.
-You never know. -Yeah, I just had to try it.
[laughs]
And style goddess Daphne Guinness.
-Welcome, darling. -Thank you.
I've run into your queens all over the world,
and I'm just so excited to be here and see them in person.
And they are so excited that you're here.
This week we challenged our All Stars
to impersonate not one, but two celebrities
on an extra-special edition of Snatch Game.
And tonight on the runway,
category is The Pleather Principle.
[all laugh]
All Stars, start your engines,
and may the best legend win.
Category is Pleather Principle.
Up first, Monét X Change.
Wow.
Ross: Hey, you guys wanna hang out and split a six-pack?
Abs-olutely fabulous.
Does this bow make my pussy look big?
-Yes, huge. -[laughs]
Monét: I feel like I have been sculpted
by a leather Greek god.
I feel delicious.
I'm like a perfectly sculpted
Cadbury chocolate candy fantasy.
RuPaul: I love me some naugahyde.
Wait a minute. What did I just call myself?
[laughs]
RuPaul: Yvie Oddly.
Michelle: What an anime-niac.
Daphne: Anime-zing.
[all laugh]
Yvie: This week on the runway
I wanted to serve something from my inner child.
I was obsessed with anime growing up.
Michelle: Twinning!
RuPaul: Do you know who the father is?
My favorite thing about anime
is how the clothes are always almost regular clothes,
but then jumbled around and made a little ridiculous.
I love the big, bright colors, I love the shapes,
and I wanna give it all to the judges.
Michelle: Well, they say one twin gets fed more in utero.
RuPaul: Unfortunately, they were triplets.
Michelle: Oh.
RuPaul: Up next, Raja.
Who the fuck is Pleatha?
Ross: Purchased at the best little pleather shop in Texas.
[all laugh]
Raja: This look, I'm inspired
by glam rock, London around 1974,
a Bowie-esque sort of moment.
And I'm walking to the corner market
just to go pick up a pack of ciggies
and go sit in a pub for a bit.
It's just sexy and rock and roll.
Michelle: Sissy that walk.
Yeah. [all laugh]
RuPaul: Trinity the Tuck.
Michelle: Oh, my God.
RuPaul: You know, all fashion sins are forgiven
with a side ponytail.
Michelle: Amen.
Trinity: I wanted to do a take on a puffer jacket.
Is that what you call them, puffer jacket?
Puff--puff jacket?
I don't know.
RuPaul: You know, it's puffy now,
but it'll go down after a few minutes.
I'm not going to be showing off so much body
every single runway, so enjoy while you can.
Daphne: She got four Michelin stars for this look.
[all laugh]
RuPaul: Up next, The Vivienne.
Michelle: Now, Viv, I want you to look me squarely in the eye.
Yes, it's the new look of communism.
[Michelle laughs]
Vivienne: I am feeling every pleather fantasy
walking down the runway
with the biggest shoulders you've ever seen.
I've got shoes that could kick shit into space.
I love it.
She's red and shoulders above the rest.
[laughs]
RuPaul: Jinkx Monsoon.
Ooh, fiddle-dee-dee!
Michelle: She's the house mom at the BDSM house.
RuPaul: Oh!
Jinkx: Now, pleather is typically used in fetish gear.
This is Mary Poppins if she were a dominatrix,
and that is the Jinkx Monsoon fashion aesthetic.
RuPaul: Is the bustle still running?
[all laugh]
Jaida Essence Hall.
Ross: Silly rabbit, Matrix are for kids.
Michelle: I think she's out of the blue pills.
Okay. [all laugh]
Jaida: I decided to go with
a very sickening ode to the nineties.
You know, veryBlade, very Matrix-y, very Aliyah vibe,
full nineties sci-fi movie fantasy.
RuPaul: Come on, Jaida Essence Pinkett Smith.
Up next, Shea Couleé.
Daphne: Purr-fection.
RuPaul: Mm, puss in chaps.
Ross: Oh, she got cattitude.
RuPaul: Oh, yeah. [whip cracks]
Ooh!
Shea: I'm serving you
Tim Burton's Catwoman meets Basquiat meets bubblegum.
I'm feeling so sexy, so bad, and I'm loving this look,
and I can tell the judges are, too.
Michelle: She gonna give us a Fancy Feast if we keep at it.
[all laugh]
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
[RuPaul laughs]
Welcome, ladykins.
Tonight, I'll name the two top All Stars of the week
and award each of them a legendary Legend star,
unless she's been blocked.
I call shade.
[all laugh]
Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win $10,000
and the power to block one of their fellow competitors
from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.
Ladies, I can't tell you how proud I am.
That Snatch Game, it was hilarious.
Hila-ri-ous.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
starting with Monét X Change.
Michelle Visage.
Martin Lawrence, you chose an iconic character. Great idea.
Looked great, attitude was fun, and you made us all laugh.
But Mike Tyson was a knockout.
Hilarious, and it was fun to play with you,
because I felt like you were in your rhythm.
Oh, you look fabulous.
I love the dress.
It's got a kind of McQueen corset
and a bum story going on.
It's ticking all the boxes for me.
I think brown is so chic, because it's so unexpected,
and I just love this dress so much.
Up next, Yvie Oddly.
Your Rico Nasty, she was kind of one-note, to be honest.
Yeah.
Not terrible, but I loved your Boogieman.
I thought Boogieman was creative.
You know, we don't know who the Boogieman is,
and that was really smart.
You made him a seventies soul brother who was horny.
If I would have known
you were hiding under the bed all these years,
I would not have been sleeping on the mattress.
Ooh, that's the Boogieman? Oh, he's sexy?
Oh, he wants to fuck me? Okay!
[all laugh]
He was so sexual.
Our little Yvie is a man.
[all laugh]
-You're so gorgeous. -Thank you.
Let's talk about this runway look.
I think this is so classic Yvie.
Nobody else could pull this off like you are.
Anime is something I love.
I love the shoes and the blow-up hair.
That's so great.
Up next, Raja.
When I think of Raja, I think of glamorous,
I think of model, and you delivered comedy.
You smashed it, babe.
If you were flipping through the channels
and you saw that on television,
you are stopping to see what the hell is going on.
[all laugh]
My goodness, Diana Vreeland, you captured her brilliantly.
The red, the voice.
-Really fantastic. -Thank you.
And this outfit, it is just ridiculous.
I love it.
-Thank you, Raja. -Thank you.
All right, up next, Trintity the Tuck.
Let me tell you what's so smart about your devil.
The first word that comes out of your mouth,
I realized, "He a homo."
[laughs]
I knew who you were with one word.
The way you approached it was hilarious.
You're so funny, and it just naturally comes out of you.
And then you were phenomenal as Leslie Jordan.
I think it was so brave of you
to not only portray the devil as gay,
but you also portrayed Leslie Jordan as gay.
[all laugh]
And this outfit, my goodness.
The ponytail, the pastels, really, really great.
You look beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Up next, The Vivienne.
I happen to love Catherine Tate.
I, like, am watching on YouTube al the time.
You did nail her.
And then Joanna Lumley,
I mean, you are so good at her,
it's like, is she here?
You had all the goods.
You are an impressionist.
That's what you do, and you do it well.
I didn't understand a lot of what Catherine Tate was saying,
but I could tell it was really good.
[all laugh]
And this look is so great.
I love platforms and the huge shoulders.
You have great fashion taste.
So proud to call you one of my girls.
Thank you.
Up next, Jinkx Monsoon.
Jinkx, you continue to blow me away.
You gave us Judy.
So funny, so natural.
Pfft. Mind-blowing good.
But I don't want anything to be taken away from Natasha Lyonne,
who is probably the most difficult character to embody
and make her your own and still be funny.
That's some next-level shit that most people can't do.
What you did was a master class in Snatch Game.
I don't think I'll ever see anything like that again.
Thank you.
It was brilliant.
And of course, this outfit is so you.
I love the sort of classic silhouette done in pleather.
This is, like, pleather Scarlett O'Hara
mixed with Snow White and everything.
It is everything.
Thank you so much, Jinkx.
Thank you.
Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.
Hah!
Jaida, you look just like Lady Chablis.
I was, like, oh, my God, right?
I think that was a great choice.
What you were doing was a spot-on impersonation of her,
but we didn't get your point of view with it.
The Prince impersonation was terrible,
but you were so funny and stupid with it
that you started to give in to it.
And that stupid thing with your mouth.
[all laugh]
It is so dumb,
but I actually really liked it.
Once you realized that you weren't nailing it...
[all laugh]
You said, you know what?
I'm just gonna finish this bitch out,
and that's when it really got fun.
[all laugh]
This runway is wow,
because it's so different for you.
I've always loved The Matrix.
The coat and the glasses,
it's exactly where we want to be right now.
Up next, Shea Couleé.
Miss J. was probably your stronger one for me.
I felt like you knew Miss J. more.
You had some good moments that were actually really funny.
Thank you.
I actually preferred Elsa Majimbo more.
I actually follow her on Instagram,
and I thought you had a lot you could do with that.
Tonight on the runway, this is so much fun.
I love this updated Catwoman.
I love that it's pink,
I love the makeup you did with it.
Thank you.
It's everything.
The whip, and the little ears,
and I love the graffiti everywhere.
It's just brilliant.
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck in the werkroom,
the judges and I will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
Come on, chocolate.
Wow-ooh.
All right, just between us squirrel friends,
who are the queens you are most passionate about this week?
This was really fun.
I never wanted it to end.
Listen, I don't even know if I have the words
to say how blown away I am by Jinkx.
Her Natasha Lyonne was so good,
but that Judy Garland was unsurpassable.
That was pure bliss.
I felt like all my chakras
were just soaking up the sunlight.
It was incredible, the voice, everything.
I mean, really just so brilliant.
And of course this outfit she had on the runway is so Jinkx,
because it's a nod to an era gone by...
Way by.
But, yes, that is Jinkx in a nutshell.
I tell you what, I liked Raja.
I thought her performance was great.
I mean, the Diana Vreeland was really plausible,
the nose, the makeup.
And then Madame, that was just a stunning thing to look at.
The mask, the sticks on the arm
to remind you that she's a puppet.
And then not only is she a puppet,
but she's a hilarious puppet.
I was really looking forward to seeing what she was going to do.
Drag has changed since Drag RaceSeason 3,
let's be honest,
and my goodness, did she show up.
I loved her runway look,
the way it draped, the hat, everything.
It was--there was something very moving about it.
She's clearly back in full force
Lisa Lisa Cult Jam.
Yes!
Trinity the Tuck was a joy from beginning to end.
I didn't see any strings being pulled,
I didn't see any cogs working.
The first word out,
you knew exactly what that devil was.
-Hey, girl! -[laughs]
She was so much fun.
She had a point of view,
and it was always funny.
And then the runway tonight,
I just like that it was so different.
It wasn't all about being gorgeous and snatched.
You could wear this on your cheat day...
Yeah, yeah.
And be just fine.
I will say Monét's Mike Tyson was a really smart choice,
super funny, delivered the jokes.
Monét somehow made Mike Tyson draggy.
Yeah. [laughs]
It was really fun and funny to watch.
God, she looked beautiful on that runway.
There was such strength in showing those muscles on there.
It gave the dress this power
that Monét carried on the runway.
That was absolutely my favorite outfit of the night.
-Yes, very much. -Just fabulous.
All right, silence!
I've made my decision.
Bring back my legends.
Welcome, ladies.
Based on your Snatch Gameperformances
and your pleather runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.
The top two All Stars of the week are...
Jinkx Monsoon...
Whew.
And Trinity the Tuck.
-[laughs] -Yes!
Revenge!
[laughter and applause]
Jinkx, you've earned a legendary Legend star...
♪ Ahh ♪
...which puts you one step closer to our grand finale
Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown.
[inhales]
[all laugh]
Trinity, Shea blocked you last week,
so you will not receive a legendary Legend star.
Well, shit.
[all laugh]
But you can still win $10,000
and the power to block one of your fellow competitors
from receiving a legendary Legend star.
Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat.
You know who it is?
Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls.
That's who it is.
Two legends stand before me.
Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
win $10,000,
and earn the power
to block one of your fellow queens
from receiving a legendary Legend star next week.
The time has come... [thunder]
for you to lip sync...
[echoing] for your legacy!
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[music plays]
♪ She, she ain't real ♪
♪ She ain't gon' be able to love you like I will ♪
♪ Sure, she's got it all ♪
♪ But, baby, is that really what you want? ♪
♪ Bless your soul, you got your head in the clouds ♪
♪ She made a fool out of you ♪
♪ And, boy, she's bringing you down ♪
♪ She made your heart melt ♪
♪ But you're cold to the core ♪
♪ Now rumor has it she ain't got your love anymore ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
[laughs]
♪ All of these words ♪
♪ Whispered in my ear ♪
♪ Tell a story ♪
♪ That I cannot bear to hear ♪
♪ People say crazy things ♪
♪ Just 'cause you heard it ♪
-♪ Rumor has it ♪ -♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor ♪
♪ Rumor has it ♪
-♪ Rumor ♪ -♪ Rumor has it ♪
♪ Rumor has it he's the one I'm leaving you for ♪
[cheers and applause]
Ladies, I've made my decision.
Jinkx Monsoon. con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
[cheers and applause]
You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
-[laughs] -Damn you!
[all laugh]
Trinity the Tuck, you are free to slay another day.
Thank you.
You may step to the back of the stage.
Congratulations.
Queens, please join Jinkx on the main stage.
Jinkx, with great power comes great responsibility.
Using the platinum plunger...
Show us which queen you've chosen to block.
I wish I didn't have to serve someone a shit sundae today.
At least it's a beautiful plunger.
I wish I had that plunger back when I was a janitor.
That would have been fierce.
Sorry, I've got no change, luv.
[Michelle laughs]
It's stupid.
May I help you?
[all laugh]
Girl, if she don't get outta here. Uh-uh!
I've gotta throw one of these girls a curveball.
I'm not gonna hold back.
I'm gonna come out swinging every time I'm up to bat.
[laughs]
For some reason, I get in this room
and I just start making baseball references.
Shea.
-Ah! -Oh!
Ha!
[all laugh]
[sobs]
-Oh! -Oh!
I don't have anything prepared.
[all laugh]
Shea Couleé, next week you can compete and even win,
but Jinkx has blocked you
from earning a legendary Legend star.
Thank you.
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
And remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
-Amen! -Amen!
All right. Now let the music play!
[music plays]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
RuPaul: Next time onAll Stars...
I've learned of the platinum plunger's full potential.
Oh, fuck off.
That's how you play the game, bitch.
For this week's maxi-challenge,
we are throwing the Realness of Fortune ball.
[cheers and applause]
You can't rush a ruffle.
You should try.
I really need to.
I'm starting to sweat a little bit,
and, girl, I have Botox. I don't sweat.
At least I blocked one of the sewers.
Okay?
This season, I'm coming with strategy, Ru.
This is Drag Race Survivor.
I mean, it's so tempting.
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪