1 00:00:01,103 --> 00:00:06,068 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,068 --> 00:00:08,000 RuPaul: Previously onAll Stars... 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,310 for this week's maxi-challenge, 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:13,896 we are throwing the Realness of Fortune Ball. 5 00:00:13,896 --> 00:00:16,724 [cheers and applause] 6 00:00:16,724 --> 00:00:22,137 You know who's not excited about doing a ball? 7 00:00:22,137 --> 00:00:26,034 Tch. Watch out, 'cause this is my one weakness, y'all. 8 00:00:26,034 --> 00:00:27,655 [all laugh] 9 00:00:27,655 --> 00:00:29,862 Jaida Essence Hall. 10 00:00:29,862 --> 00:00:32,067 It's really gorgeous. 11 00:00:32,067 --> 00:00:33,448 Trinity the Tuck. 12 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:36,758 -You know how to do you so well. -[laughs] 13 00:00:36,758 --> 00:00:40,724 The top two All Stars of the week are... 14 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:43,482 -Trinity the Tuck... -Oh! 15 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:45,689 and Jaida Essence Hall. Con-drag-ulations. 16 00:00:45,689 --> 00:00:49,482 You've each earned a legendary Legend Star. 17 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:53,310 This is your chance to win $10,000 18 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:57,172 and block one of your fellow queens. 19 00:00:57,172 --> 00:01:00,896 Jaida Essence Hall, you're a winner, baby. 20 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:02,827 [cheers and applause] 21 00:01:02,827 --> 00:01:06,551 With great power comes great responsibility. 22 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:09,724 Oh. 23 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:11,379 [all laugh] Oh, Jinkxy. 24 00:01:11,379 --> 00:01:13,344 I deserve this. 25 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:18,655 Hi-ee! 26 00:01:18,655 --> 00:01:20,551 All hail Jaida. 27 00:01:20,551 --> 00:01:23,033 [applause] 28 00:01:23,033 --> 00:01:25,344 What a day! 29 00:01:25,344 --> 00:01:26,724 I won the ball challenge. 30 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,655 Knocked it out of the park, 31 00:01:29,655 --> 00:01:31,758 and turnt the lipstick out, 32 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,723 proving once again that I'm not only pretty, baby. 33 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:36,241 I like to kick ass, too. 34 00:01:36,241 --> 00:01:38,103 Ha! Ha! 35 00:01:38,103 --> 00:01:40,378 Tea. [laughs] 36 00:01:40,378 --> 00:01:42,965 -Congratulations. -Yeah, girl. 37 00:01:42,965 --> 00:01:45,517 [cheering] 38 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:47,655 $10,000 richer, bitch. 39 00:01:47,655 --> 00:01:48,689 Yes! 40 00:01:48,689 --> 00:01:50,172 Well done, queen. 41 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:52,965 It feels really good to get that, like, vindication 42 00:01:52,965 --> 00:01:54,655 that, like, well, you're that girl. 43 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:55,723 Is that the right word? 44 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:57,275 -Validation, -Validation. 45 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:59,275 Vali--valedictorian? 46 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:01,206 [all laugh] 47 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:02,827 Validation. 48 00:02:02,827 --> 00:02:04,344 What the fuck is vindication? 49 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:06,965 Like going back to revenge. 50 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:08,068 Motherfucker. 51 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:09,172 [all laugh] 52 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:12,586 Trinity, you've been top two twice. 53 00:02:12,586 --> 00:02:14,551 How does it feel to, like, have one star 54 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,758 in a place where you could have had two? 55 00:02:16,758 --> 00:02:20,655 I mean, I'm just so glad I finally got one star. 56 00:02:20,655 --> 00:02:25,000 And you're one step closer to getting the $200,000. 57 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,413 I finally got my legendary Legend Star, 58 00:02:28,413 --> 00:02:30,827 although I could have had two. 59 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:32,793 Thank you, Shea. 60 00:02:35,137 --> 00:02:37,862 Oh... 61 00:02:37,862 --> 00:02:39,689 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 62 00:02:39,689 --> 00:02:43,689 Wellity, wellity, wellity. 63 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:45,034 [all laugh] 64 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,896 Well, hello, Jaida. 65 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:48,862 Should we have a little chat? [snaps fan open] 66 00:02:48,862 --> 00:02:50,206 [all laugh] 67 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:52,551 Welcome to the plunger circle. 68 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:55,517 All the way back from plunge-landia. 69 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:58,137 I felt like when you stood on the stage 70 00:02:58,137 --> 00:03:00,689 and said, y'all just know 71 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,758 that this is my only weakness in the competition, 72 00:03:02,758 --> 00:03:05,655 at that moment I said, this bitch is right, so... 73 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:07,310 [all chuckle] 74 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:08,862 I love you. 75 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:11,862 Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. 76 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,793 I'm not going to hold it against you, 77 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:15,655 unless I win next week. 78 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,586 [all laugh] 79 00:03:17,586 --> 00:03:19,517 Because there's no chance 80 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:22,448 of me being the first one with two stars. 81 00:03:22,448 --> 00:03:24,620 But I will say 82 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:28,137 it is nice to finally know the secret of the plunger. 83 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:30,482 'Cause I hate being left out of a secret. 84 00:03:30,482 --> 00:03:31,931 -What is it? -Share it. 85 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:33,482 -What's the secret? -Yeah. 86 00:03:33,482 --> 00:03:35,344 It's a plunger secret. 87 00:03:35,344 --> 00:03:37,137 You have to hold the plunger up to your ear, 88 00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:39,689 but it only speaks to the one it was handed to. 89 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:41,482 [all laugh] 90 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,930 As Ru says, all will be revealed. 91 00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:44,930 Shut up. 92 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:46,586 [all laugh] 93 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:48,448 Well, whatever the challenge is next week, 94 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:50,862 I will be going in guns blazing. 95 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,620 I'm looking around and there's many a queen 96 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,000 with a star now, and I'm not one of them. 97 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,551 And to get to this point in the competition 98 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:59,620 and not have a star 99 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:02,379 kind of is a kick in the goolies, 100 00:04:02,379 --> 00:04:03,931 if you know what I'm saying. 101 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:05,517 Oh. 102 00:04:05,517 --> 00:04:07,689 Shit is gonna hit the fan very, very soon. 103 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:09,793 I would like to have something shiny on my chest 104 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,655 -before it does. -Me, too. 105 00:04:11,655 --> 00:04:13,586 I would do anything to get this star, 106 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,448 as long as it wasn't illegal. 107 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:16,930 [laughs] 108 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:18,172 Fuck it. 109 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:20,172 Not winning is so out of my character. 110 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:23,551 I know how shitty and bougie that sounds, 111 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:25,344 but it's just not. 112 00:04:25,344 --> 00:04:27,689 I want a legendary Legend Star. 113 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:29,344 [cries] 114 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,000 It's all fun and games 115 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,517 until someone loses an eye. 116 00:04:33,517 --> 00:04:35,448 -Yes. -[laughs] 117 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:37,137 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 118 00:04:37,137 --> 00:04:39,482 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 119 00:04:39,482 --> 00:04:41,448 receives a one-year supply 120 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,724 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 121 00:04:43,724 --> 00:04:46,655 a cash prize of $200,000, 122 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:50,206 and will be crowned queen of all queens. 123 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,551 With our extra-special guest judge 124 00:04:52,551 --> 00:04:55,482 Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman. 125 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:57,241 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 126 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:58,620 ♪ May the best drag queen win ♪ 127 00:04:58,620 --> 00:05:05,482 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 128 00:05:05,482 --> 00:05:07,689 -[laughs] -Okay. 129 00:05:07,689 --> 00:05:09,896 Good morning, darling. 130 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:12,413 ♪ Bing, bang, bong ♪ 131 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,275 ♪ Sing, sang, song ♪ 132 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:15,862 ♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪ 133 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:17,724 ♪ UK, hun? ♪ 134 00:05:17,724 --> 00:05:19,103 ♪ Bing, bang, bong ♪ 135 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:21,172 ♪ Sing, sang, song ♪ 136 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,172 ♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪ 137 00:05:23,172 --> 00:05:26,482 ♪ UK, hun? ♪ 138 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:28,827 [cheering] 139 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:29,931 It's a new day. 140 00:05:29,931 --> 00:05:32,103 New opportunities on the horizon. 141 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:37,275 There are five stars in a room of eight drag queens, 142 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:39,517 and guess who's blocked in the house? 143 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:40,965 Shit! 144 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,551 [laughs] 145 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:46,206 Jinkx, how does that feel to be part of the plunger circle? 146 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:49,758 I think we need a better name than that, plunger circle. 147 00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:51,034 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 148 00:05:51,034 --> 00:05:54,172 Everybody who has got a star has been blocked 149 00:05:54,172 --> 00:05:56,344 -but this bitch. -Uh-huh. 150 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:01,344 Girl! No, no, Jaida. 151 00:06:01,344 --> 00:06:03,000 No. 152 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Jaida, why are you trying to start up with me? 153 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,206 I'm just thinking out loud. [all laugh] 154 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:08,551 There's five stars 155 00:06:08,551 --> 00:06:09,931 and two that have not been blocked. 156 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,137 Well, I just got my star. 157 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:14,758 Give it time. Shit. 158 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:15,931 Let me enjoy it. 159 00:06:15,931 --> 00:06:17,586 Pot, meet the kettle, okay? 160 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:21,724 [alarm] RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 161 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:24,965 She done already done had herses. 162 00:06:24,965 --> 00:06:26,413 My All Stars, 163 00:06:26,413 --> 00:06:29,931 there once were eight queens, none beginners, 164 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:33,620 who established themselves all as winners. 165 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:38,068 Then one day a witch said are you cinched, bitch? 166 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:41,655 Then she vanished like the boobs that were in her. 167 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:43,275 [all laugh] 168 00:06:43,275 --> 00:06:45,379 Is that a limerick? Was that a limerick? 169 00:06:45,379 --> 00:06:47,068 So you didn't know what validation means. 170 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:48,379 [laughs] 171 00:06:48,379 --> 00:06:49,793 But was that a limerick? 172 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:50,862 -I think it was a limerick. -It was a limerick. 173 00:06:50,862 --> 00:06:53,551 -Aah! -Yes. 174 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,172 It must be the star, bitch. 175 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,448 [all laugh] 176 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:58,965 Hello, hello, hello. 177 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:00,862 -Whoa! -What? 178 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,413 I feel so short. 179 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:06,896 [all chuckle] 180 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:10,344 My queens, you know, as queer people, 181 00:07:10,344 --> 00:07:11,758 we learn at an early age 182 00:07:11,758 --> 00:07:16,620 that the stories we're told aren't always true, 183 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:19,379 and we spend the rest of our lives 184 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,758 trying to set the record straight, 185 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:23,862 or at least straight-acting. 186 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,965 [all laugh] 187 00:07:25,965 --> 00:07:27,862 For this week's maxi-challenge, 188 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,034 you need to improv your way 189 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:32,965 through the enchanted TV court show 190 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:34,689 Fairytale Justice. 191 00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:37,344 -Oh, no. -Oh, my God. 192 00:07:37,344 --> 00:07:42,103 Yes, with Judge Michelle Visage presiding. 193 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:43,931 Spoiler alert. 194 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,172 I hear she could be a real witch. 195 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:48,034 [all laugh] 196 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,310 #AllStars7. 197 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,862 Now, working in two teams, 198 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:55,068 you'll transform into storybook characters 199 00:07:55,068 --> 00:07:58,034 to relitigate infamous fairytale 200 00:07:58,034 --> 00:08:00,275 miscarriages of justice. 201 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,758 Now, Jaida and Trinity, 202 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:05,655 you were last week's top two All Stars, 203 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:07,896 so you are captains, 204 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:10,896 and you'll choose your teams. 205 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:12,551 Jaida, who do you pick first? 206 00:08:12,551 --> 00:08:15,344 I plunged the bitch, but I'm gonna have to say Jinkx 207 00:08:15,344 --> 00:08:17,931 for the very same reason I plunged her. 208 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:19,310 All right, Trinity. 209 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,310 Shea-dy Couleé-dy. 210 00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:21,965 Hey. 211 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:25,103 Motherfucking Monét. 212 00:08:25,103 --> 00:08:26,620 Can I get a spot of tea? 213 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,413 The Viv. 214 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:29,413 Fuck. 215 00:08:30,517 --> 00:08:34,241 That leaves Raja and Yvie. 216 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:35,551 Yvie. 217 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:40,241 Whatever. 218 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:42,586 Raja, you are on Team Trinity. 219 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:45,172 And I'm so excited that you're with us, bitch. 220 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:46,758 [RuPaul laughs] 221 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,103 What a bunch of bitches, though. 222 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,448 God. 223 00:08:49,448 --> 00:08:52,413 Team Jaida, you'll be arguing the case 224 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:54,896 Blow The House Down Boots. 225 00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:56,310 [all laugh] 226 00:08:56,310 --> 00:09:00,275 It's a sordid tale of the three little pig sisters 227 00:09:00,275 --> 00:09:02,206 and the big bad wolf. 228 00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:04,344 [Jinkx laughs] 229 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,344 And Team Trinity, 230 00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:07,793 you'll be arguing the case 231 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:10,172 She Done Already Done Had Herses. 232 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:11,379 [laughs] 233 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:14,310 All about a queen named Goldilocks, 234 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:17,413 who has some serious boundary issues. 235 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:18,689 [all chuckle] 236 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:21,413 Yes, honey, it's a tale as old as time. 237 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:24,413 And, ladies, for your day in court, 238 00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:29,862 feel free to treat your tresses with products by Mane Club. 239 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,965 Racers, start your engines, 240 00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:35,758 and may the best legend win. 241 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:38,551 [cheers and applause] 242 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,344 Well, this sounds fun. 243 00:09:41,344 --> 00:09:43,000 I am so excited. 244 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,655 Okay, let's look in this notebook. 245 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:48,034 -Let's see. -Okay. 246 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:52,275 This week's maxi-challenge is Fairytale Justice, 247 00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:53,275 and we're gonna be going to court 248 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,344 over the three pigs 249 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,448 versus the big bad wolf. 250 00:09:57,448 --> 00:10:00,931 Hopefully we can improv our way 251 00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:02,655 to a happily ever after. 252 00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:04,896 [laughs] 253 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,793 Well, this is a cute team. 254 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:10,551 Our team has three people who have Legendary Stars. 255 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,551 And one future star holder. 256 00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:13,965 [all laugh] 257 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:18,344 Okay, now, defendant is the Big Bad Wolf. 258 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:21,275 The Big Bad Wolf is sexy, slick, charming, a player. 259 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:25,000 I kind of wanna play in the big bad sexy wolf. 260 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,862 It was, like, very close to the Boogieman, which they loved. 261 00:10:26,862 --> 00:10:27,896 Yeah, I don't know. 262 00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:29,689 I'm kind of, like, split 263 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,551 between playing him 264 00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:34,551 more like an extension of the Boogieman character, 265 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,103 or like this, like... 266 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,137 Well, like that kind of guy. 267 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,137 Oh, yeah, like a gangster? 268 00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:41,482 Like an old gangster. 269 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:43,344 Yeah, like an old 1940s mob man. 270 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:45,241 You see? Hey, baby, 271 00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:47,413 you want the Big Bad Wolf to come over 272 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,034 and roll around in your pig pen? 273 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,896 [laughs] 274 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:54,310 [wheezes] 275 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:56,896 [laughs] 276 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,689 Pig sister Twigley. 277 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,172 She's built her house of twigs, which makes sense. 278 00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:03,310 She's suing the wolf for destruction of property. 279 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:05,068 She's a famous fashion model. 280 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,172 I kind of do like Twigley. I'm like in my mind. 281 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:09,034 I'm, like, in my mind, I'm imagining, like, 282 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,724 she's more an Instagram model, she's famous. 283 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:15,000 She does not have time, so busy. 284 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,344 Surprise witness is pig sister Hamela. 285 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,931 She's called to back up the testimony 286 00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,241 of the Big Bad Wolf. 287 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:23,310 Wait. She's backing up the Big Bad Wolf? 288 00:11:23,310 --> 00:11:25,413 -Hamela is on my side. -I like Hamela. 289 00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:27,241 I wanna come in, I wanna have, like, a briefcase. 290 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,344 Come in glasses. I gonna be, like, no. 291 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:30,448 Your honor, this is my man, 292 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,655 and these girls, they are lying. 293 00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:33,793 Yeah. 294 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,827 I wanna play Spare Rib 295 00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:39,344 as, like, a really vapid millennial 296 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:41,758 who's obsessed with her Instagram feed 297 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:44,689 and her TikTok followers. 298 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:46,517 Can you do, like, trailer trash? 299 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:49,413 Oh, well, yeah. I got trailer trash up inside me, too. 300 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:52,310 Yeah, like kind of like aloof and kind of stupid. 301 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,241 Like, perpetual baby. 302 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:57,965 "Yes and" to the max. 303 00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,275 Just because I'm blocked 304 00:11:59,275 --> 00:12:01,172 doesn't mean I can't still perform 305 00:12:01,172 --> 00:12:04,172 to the best of mine abilities. 306 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:08,034 She's just your really dumb, bitchy, slutty, younger sister. 307 00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:09,172 Gotcha. 308 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:11,068 I couldn't possibly do anything bad, 309 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:13,310 because I'm just a helpless little baby. 310 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:16,068 -Yeah. -Oh, this'll be so cute. 311 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,241 What do y'all think about the other team? 312 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:20,620 They've got some pretty strong actors 313 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,758 in their midst as well. 314 00:12:22,758 --> 00:12:24,413 I mean, and then they've got the British one. 315 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:27,034 That's gotta be a nice little party trick to pull out 316 00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:29,103 because she's British. 317 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:31,034 [all laugh] 318 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,620 And she's driven by the same Starlessness 319 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,758 that is powering me this week. 320 00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:38,103 Grandma Hood is a fashion forward, 321 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,482 sexually active older lady. 322 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,137 Oh, my God. I'm Grandma Hood. 323 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,034 -It's you, it's you. -Yes. 324 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,517 Improv equals unpredictable, 325 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,275 and so this type of challenge 326 00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,827 gives me somewhere between that balance 327 00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:52,000 of like crazy, crazy anxiety, 328 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,517 and also excitement. 329 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,275 But I need to win a Star, 330 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,275 so I gotta put on my improv panties 331 00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:00,206 and fucking kill it. 332 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:03,068 I'm kind of reading both Mama Bear or Goldilocks. 333 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:06,758 I'm feeling like Mama Bear 334 00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:10,241 or even the witness, the witch Theresa. 335 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:15,137 Okay. I'm also feeling either Goldilocks or the witch. 336 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,413 I think the witch is great 337 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,965 because you have a very particular laugh 338 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,689 where you can really utilize it. 339 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:21,206 You can utilize it. 340 00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,034 Okay, so then I'll do Mama Bear. 341 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:24,068 -Yes. -Uh-huh. 342 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,448 And you're Goldilocks. 343 00:13:25,448 --> 00:13:27,413 We didn't get an improv challenge in the UK, 344 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,931 so I'm super excited to sink my teeth into this. 345 00:13:29,931 --> 00:13:32,482 Goldie is a blonde showgirl with secrets. 346 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,206 She's a master manipulator, 347 00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:36,689 who always seems to get her way. 348 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:40,206 I've got a really warped vision of Goldilocks. 349 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:41,413 Explain. 350 00:13:41,413 --> 00:13:42,689 I just image her 351 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,034 as this really sweet little gorgeous girl 352 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,517 with, like, little pigtails. 353 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:48,689 and then this kind of thick, manly Scottish accent. 354 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,517 So Michelle's, like, well, where were you? 355 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:52,103 I don't fucking know, Michelle. 356 00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:54,068 I mean, I'm just Goldilocks. 357 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,793 Goldilocks is a compulsive liar. 358 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,655 She's an identity thief, which is perfect for me 359 00:13:58,655 --> 00:14:01,517 because I have many identities inside me. 360 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:04,241 That's...yeah. 361 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:06,689 [laughs] 362 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:08,724 Out of all of us, you have the most... 363 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,931 change, you have the most back story. 364 00:14:10,931 --> 00:14:13,862 -You have the most going on. -Connection to everything, 365 00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:16,448 And it's quite a big part, 366 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,000 but I love a big part. 367 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,827 What should we do next with the-- 368 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,137 Talk about how you think the other girls are gonna do. 369 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,241 Well, I mean, there's some powerful forces over there. 370 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:28,275 Monét's gonna do a terrific job. 371 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:31,310 I think Jinkx and Monét are very powerful there. 372 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:32,965 I think we have to keep up, you know. 373 00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:34,724 -I'm excited. -Me, too. 374 00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,379 This is gonna be so good. 375 00:14:36,379 --> 00:14:41,172 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 376 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,413 [RuPaul laughs] 377 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:46,758 RuPaul: Once Upon a time 378 00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:49,172 in a faraway place, 379 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,620 justice was served 380 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:53,620 with a whole lot of face. 381 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,896 Order in my court! 382 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:57,206 The fables are real... 383 00:14:57,206 --> 00:14:59,000 Sleeping Beauty face. 384 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,620 Dumb is forever. 385 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,827 The animals can talk... 386 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:05,000 You kiss your fairy godmother with that mouth? 387 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,344 And the bailiff is a bunny. 388 00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:10,206 This isFairytale Justice. 389 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,862 This is the plaintiff. 390 00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:17,862 She's suing the Big Bad Wolf for $25,000. 391 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:21,137 She claims he blew her hay house down, 392 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,931 which for her was the last straw. 393 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,689 This is the defendant. 394 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:32,137 He claims the plaintiff is grasping at straws 395 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:36,965 and is countersuing for defamation of character. 396 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:40,517 All rise for the fairest of them all, 397 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,517 Judge Michelle Visage. 398 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:44,896 Well, thank you, Officer Cottontail. 399 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:49,724 Fee, fie, fo, fum. 400 00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,172 Order in the Fairytale Court. 401 00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:56,344 Do you swear to tell the tea, the whole tea, 402 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:59,413 and nothing but the tea so help you, Mother Goose? 403 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:01,172 Yeah, I basically do, okay? 404 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:02,896 Mother Goose is all I got in this world. 405 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,931 You know what I'm saying, baby? 406 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,310 Plaintiff, state your name, please. 407 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,413 My name is Spare Rib: 408 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:13,586 @spare with a 3 for the E, 409 00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,310 underscore rib... 410 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,206 -Okay. -6669... 411 00:16:17,206 --> 00:16:19,275 on all my socials. 412 00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,724 -Right. Defendant. -Yeah. 413 00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,379 State your name. 414 00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,275 I'm the Big Bad Wolf, 415 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,793 but where I come from, they call me BB. 416 00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:28,000 Oh. 417 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,310 Oh, hi. 418 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,482 Oh, hi. 419 00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:33,827 -[sighs] -What's your story, Spare Rib? 420 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:37,862 Okay, so basically I was rolling around in my own shit 421 00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,689 like I do every night 422 00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:41,517 when all of a sudden I hear this, like, 423 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:44,413 desperate howling outside my house. 424 00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:48,724 And then it's that mangy asshole at my door. 425 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,517 Then I realized 426 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:53,068 this is the guy who slid into my DMs 427 00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,137 asking for pictures of my hooves. 428 00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:57,793 And he's screaming, let me in, let me in, 429 00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,827 and I know he's not talking about my house. 430 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:04,517 He's trying to get in the pink, if you know what I mean. 431 00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:06,689 And I have slept with many animals. 432 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,792 Like, I'll totally snort your carrot, 433 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,896 but I do not sleep with dogs, okay? 434 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,068 Okay, I didn't know he could do that, 435 00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:22,034 and that might change things later, 436 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:24,378 but first we have to handle this situation. 437 00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:25,792 We'll see. 438 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:29,448 Have you previously been acquainted with Miss Spare Rib? 439 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,517 I never met no piggy like this. 440 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,448 I'm Jewish. I can't even eat pork. 441 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:36,965 So Spare Rib, how did your house blow down again? 442 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,379 Well, he was swinging his massive-- 443 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:41,655 I mean he was huffing and puffing, 444 00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:43,827 and it's just, like, fell over. 445 00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:47,724 Just like some pigs trying to blame the Big Bad Wolf. 446 00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:49,137 You know, they always just trying to get a brother 447 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,586 in the dog pound, you know what I'm saying? 448 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:53,379 [wheezing] Awoo! 449 00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,517 -[coughs] -Ooh. 450 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,000 He can't even howl right. 451 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,482 Spare Rib, what was your house made of? 452 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,448 It was made of straw. 453 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:01,655 Straw? 454 00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:03,724 Yeah, it's really sustainable. 455 00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,517 As in hay, girl, hay? 456 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,965 [whinnies] 457 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,896 I did not come here to be belittled. 458 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,275 That's my workspace, 459 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:12,241 because that's where I shoot my OnlyHams, 460 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:14,275 and I know what you're-- 461 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,344 Yeah, it's drop the book shocking. 462 00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,793 Plus, that's where I record my ASMR 463 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,517 of me eating slop, okay? 464 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,482 Lots of people pay for it. It's a thing. 465 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:25,241 Ooh. 466 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:26,931 BB, what do you say to that? 467 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,103 If I had were to pass a house in the woods 468 00:18:30,103 --> 00:18:32,827 and I might have sneezed a little bit, 469 00:18:32,827 --> 00:18:35,241 things come tumbling the way they go bumbling, 470 00:18:35,241 --> 00:18:36,758 you know what I'm saying? 471 00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:39,103 Spare Rib, right now it's your word 472 00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,896 against the Big Bad Wolf. 473 00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:43,000 I need evidence. 474 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,931 [scoffs] Well, fine. 475 00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,310 Okay, so my sister, 476 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,827 like, had all of the same shit happen to her. 477 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,103 Are you gonna bring her out or what? 478 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:50,413 Twigley? 479 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:53,103 This is plaintiff number two. 480 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:56,517 She's suing the wolf for $50,000. 481 00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,965 She claims he blew her house down 482 00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:02,551 and left her nothing but a pile of twigs. 483 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,620 -State your name. -My name is Twigley 484 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,034 like that other model that people know, 485 00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,000 except I have, like, a million more followers 486 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,931 and I'm way cuter. [laughs] 487 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:14,793 How are you involved in this case? 488 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:17,034 My house was destroyed by this shitty asshole over here. 489 00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,068 -Language. -I apologize. 490 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:21,344 By this shitty fucking asshole over here. 491 00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:22,655 What happened exactly? 492 00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:25,068 I'm investing in beautiful new properties 493 00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:27,862 in the most amazing area, Beverly Squeals. 494 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,827 Yes, I love Beverly Squeals. 495 00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,379 One day I'm just at home, and my sister comes screaming, 496 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,896 losing her mind. 497 00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:36,827 She tells me that her shitty little home is destroyed. 498 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,517 That's not an insult. It's made out of shit. 499 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:43,275 Anyway, there's this crazy wolf knocking on my door 500 00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:45,724 who's obviously obsessed with me. 501 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,482 Now, normally I would have let him in 502 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:48,896 if he was a foxy kind of guy, 503 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,034 because I would fuck a fox. 504 00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:52,137 Oh, baby, he's my cousin. 505 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,482 Yeah, okay. 506 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,758 Listen, your honorness, 507 00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:58,379 I was just going over there 508 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:01,793 to try and work out some new tracks on my mixtape. 509 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:04,068 Speaking of which, you wanna buy a mixtape? 510 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,551 I think I'm good. 511 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:08,103 Anyway, so I obviously tell him 512 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:11,000 get the fuck off my doorstep and move along. 513 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,689 And guess what he fucking did? He blew it down. 514 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:15,413 -Twigley, your mouth. -It was terrible. 515 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:16,965 It's really hard to watch my mouth 516 00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,862 with this tiny, tiny snout. 517 00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,758 I've recently got a snout job. 518 00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:22,896 I also do snout jobs on my website, 519 00:20:22,896 --> 00:20:24,620 but you have to pay for that. 520 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,448 And those are not the same snout jobs I'm getting. 521 00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:29,034 Oh, my God. Stop being such a little slut. 522 00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:30,034 Shut up! 523 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:32,965 Order in the Fairytale Court! 524 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,413 -Wolfie? -Yeah, baby. 525 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:36,931 Do you have anyone 526 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,724 who could vouch for your character? 527 00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,689 My girlfriend. 528 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,000 [both gasp] 529 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,655 This is the witness for the defendant. 530 00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:49,586 She claims the plaintiff's stories aren't kosher. 531 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,517 State your name please. 532 00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:57,551 Hello, Your Honor. My name is Hamela Anderson. 533 00:20:57,551 --> 00:21:00,172 Did you bring evidence to corroborate his story? 534 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:01,758 [snort] 535 00:21:01,758 --> 00:21:02,758 Is that a yes? 536 00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,344 -[snort] -Okay. 537 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:07,862 Your honor, these lies are untrue. 538 00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,896 I have known Squigley and Extra Ribs here my entire life. 539 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:12,206 Okay. 540 00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,689 These two porksters, they're whorers, okay? 541 00:21:14,689 --> 00:21:17,172 First off, she's a whore. 542 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,413 I am not. 543 00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:20,620 Excuse me. I'm a sex worker, 544 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,206 and it's very different 545 00:21:22,206 --> 00:21:24,206 and I think it's time we address that. 546 00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:26,206 She is here promoting her OnlyHams, 547 00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,310 but she's more like only hammered, okay? 548 00:21:28,310 --> 00:21:30,172 Okay. Oh? Okay. 549 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:32,965 I have not drank since this morning I swear. 550 00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:34,689 Hamela, how do you know these two pigs? 551 00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:37,724 Your honor, they are my sisters. 552 00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:39,379 Your honor, I don't trust these girls. 553 00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:40,379 They're nasty. 554 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:42,793 What? They're your sisters. 555 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:44,241 They have slept with everyone. 556 00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:46,655 They have slept with Bagheera, Shere Khan. 557 00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:48,724 They've did stuff with everyone in this courtroom, your honor. 558 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,379 What is your relationship to the Big Bad Wolf? 559 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:52,896 Wolfredo over here, we've been together for two years. 560 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:53,896 Okay. 561 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,344 Oh, baby, you using my name. 562 00:21:55,344 --> 00:21:57,758 You gonna embarrass me in front of everybody. 563 00:21:57,758 --> 00:22:00,448 Would you consider your relationship monogamous? 564 00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:01,586 -Oh, absolutely, your honor. -Oh, yeah, totally. 565 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,931 We only pork each other, yeah. 566 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:07,000 [laughs and snorts] 567 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,448 I happen to know that that is not true. 568 00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:13,034 How do you know, Spare Ribs? 569 00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:15,931 I have on occasion 570 00:22:15,931 --> 00:22:20,655 had encounters with the Big Bad Wolf, 571 00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:22,620 but I don't think it counts as sex 572 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:25,379 because he only puts it in my ass. 573 00:22:25,379 --> 00:22:27,862 Baby, I would never hit that pig in a blanket. 574 00:22:27,862 --> 00:22:29,310 -Twigley? -Yeah? 575 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:31,517 What about you? Have you ever had intimate relations 576 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,482 with the Big Bad Wolf? 577 00:22:32,482 --> 00:22:34,344 I mean... 578 00:22:34,344 --> 00:22:35,931 Twigley? 579 00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,172 Yeah. Duh. [laughs] 580 00:22:38,172 --> 00:22:39,862 -You porked her, too? -I can't help it. 581 00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:43,000 I like me a little bit of a ham sandwich. 582 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,931 You know what I'm saying? 583 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,793 [laughs] 584 00:22:46,793 --> 00:22:49,827 Hamela, you have been betrayed, 585 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,655 and your sisters need you. 586 00:22:51,655 --> 00:22:53,379 Girl, I'm begging you. 587 00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:54,793 -I'm begging. -We love you. 588 00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:57,413 Basically we're sister-wives. 589 00:22:57,413 --> 00:22:59,172 We could just be one big family. 590 00:22:59,172 --> 00:23:00,379 -Oh! -Oh! 591 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,241 Oh, my God! 592 00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:03,586 That was really uncalled for! 593 00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:05,344 Don't you ever touch my-- 594 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,965 -Oh! -Oh, my God? 595 00:23:07,965 --> 00:23:09,068 You bitch. 596 00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:11,172 -Oh! -Oh, God! 597 00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,655 Ow! Ow! 598 00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:15,241 You knocked my teeth out. 599 00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:17,310 Oh, no! 600 00:23:17,310 --> 00:23:19,482 This got anybody else's tail waggin'? 601 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,862 Order in the court! This is getting out of control. 602 00:23:21,862 --> 00:23:23,206 Put your teeth back in. 603 00:23:23,206 --> 00:23:25,172 I'm trying. 604 00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:27,965 I know how we're all gonna live happily ever after. 605 00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:29,517 How? 606 00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:32,275 Here is my verdict. 607 00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,034 This little piggy goes to market. 608 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,448 This little piggy stays home. 609 00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:40,965 This little piggy can have some roast beef 610 00:23:40,965 --> 00:23:43,413 with a side of horseradish. 611 00:23:43,413 --> 00:23:44,862 Oh! 612 00:23:44,862 --> 00:23:49,310 And you, Wolfie? You Big Bad Wolf. 613 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:50,689 I'll see you... 614 00:23:51,689 --> 00:23:53,000 in my chambers. 615 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,068 [wheezing howl] 616 00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:57,655 Case dismissed. No evidence. 617 00:23:57,655 --> 00:23:59,379 Get outta here. 618 00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:02,655 BB, can I listen to your mixtape? 619 00:24:02,655 --> 00:24:05,965 Ooh, she's the baddest witch in all the land. 620 00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:08,275 She can have me over any damn ham. 621 00:24:08,275 --> 00:24:09,655 Ooh! 622 00:24:09,655 --> 00:24:12,620 And the litigants are just leaving the courtroom. 623 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,068 Hello, three pig sisters. 624 00:24:15,068 --> 00:24:17,896 Well, you were unsuccessful in this courtroom. 625 00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:19,793 What do you think you could have done 626 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,206 to make this case go better? 627 00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:24,241 Win! But you know what they say. 628 00:24:24,241 --> 00:24:25,310 Fake it until you make it. 629 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:28,310 And I'm really trying to be-- 630 00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:29,448 Right! 631 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:30,862 What's happening? 632 00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:33,448 The stress, it's really getting to me. 633 00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:34,724 Your ear falling off-- 634 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,000 I'm sorry. You're going to have to speak up. 635 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,482 I can only hear you half as well, 636 00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:41,137 Yeah, yeah. Any regrets? 637 00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:43,724 I mean, it is what it is. [laughs] 638 00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:45,241 Truer words have never been spoken. 639 00:24:45,241 --> 00:24:46,689 Well, thank you, ladies. 640 00:24:46,689 --> 00:24:47,931 Thank you very much. 641 00:24:47,931 --> 00:24:49,413 -Thank you. -Yeah. 642 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:54,689 Welcome back to Fairytale Justice. 643 00:24:54,689 --> 00:24:56,068 -The princes are charming... -[ribbit] 644 00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:58,241 the stepmothers are evil, 645 00:24:58,241 --> 00:25:00,379 and the judge is a total witch. 646 00:25:00,379 --> 00:25:03,103 [thunder] 647 00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:05,344 This is the plaintiff. 648 00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:08,413 She claims the defendant broke into her home, 649 00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:12,689 ate her food, and damaged her property. 650 00:25:12,689 --> 00:25:14,482 She's suing for $57 651 00:25:14,482 --> 00:25:19,000 plus $3 million for pain and suffering. 652 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,827 This is the defendant. 653 00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:25,896 She claims that this is a big misunderstanding. 654 00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:27,931 She didn't mean to cause any harm. 655 00:25:29,344 --> 00:25:31,137 Plaintiff, state your name. 656 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:32,379 Halle Beary. 657 00:25:32,379 --> 00:25:34,172 State your case, please. 658 00:25:34,172 --> 00:25:37,793 When my husband and I left Bearback Mountain 659 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:39,482 in search of a better life, 660 00:25:39,482 --> 00:25:42,172 I never imagined 661 00:25:42,172 --> 00:25:47,241 that I would be subjected to such grisly crimes 662 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:51,103 as the ones committed by this...woman? 663 00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:54,862 I was doing my normal daily task 664 00:25:54,862 --> 00:25:57,793 of making porridge for my lovely family, 665 00:25:57,793 --> 00:26:02,068 and I went out on a walk to go and let it cool off. 666 00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:07,586 I came back to find my front door kicked down, 667 00:26:07,586 --> 00:26:10,206 my porridge eaten... 668 00:26:10,206 --> 00:26:13,551 -Oh! -And the custom baby bear chair 669 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:16,482 -from Bearneys destroyed. -Fancy. 670 00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:20,965 And then I find this little girl 671 00:26:20,965 --> 00:26:23,103 asleep in my child's bed. 672 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:24,379 Imagine! 673 00:26:24,379 --> 00:26:25,758 And, look, we're in a fancy new neighborhood 674 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:28,517 and I know that as a Black bear, 675 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:30,724 I cannot call animal control. 676 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:34,862 So I woke her and I asked her: 677 00:26:34,862 --> 00:26:37,379 What the hell are you doing in my house? 678 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:39,310 Defendant, please state your name. 679 00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:40,482 [Scottish accent] My name is Goldilocks. 680 00:26:40,482 --> 00:26:42,241 Mates call me Goldie, 681 00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:44,344 and I haven't got a clue what she's talking about. 682 00:26:44,344 --> 00:26:46,137 [laughs] 683 00:26:47,379 --> 00:26:49,379 -Goldie? -Aye? 684 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:51,103 You have no idea what she's talking about? 685 00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:54,034 Well, listen, I'd finished my gig 686 00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:55,586 behind a tree in the Forbidden Forest. 687 00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:56,655 Okay. 688 00:26:56,655 --> 00:26:57,827 They underpaid, 689 00:26:57,827 --> 00:27:00,379 so the only option was a BearBnB. 690 00:27:00,379 --> 00:27:01,793 I got to that BearBnB, 691 00:27:01,793 --> 00:27:03,724 and let me tell you, it was a dump, 692 00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,586 an absolute dump. 693 00:27:05,586 --> 00:27:07,448 And let's blame the Scottish person 694 00:27:07,448 --> 00:27:08,862 for eating the porridge. 695 00:27:08,862 --> 00:27:12,344 I suppose you think I've got a ginger fanny as well. 696 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:14,482 I'm looking at your fanny, and it's flat. 697 00:27:14,482 --> 00:27:16,862 When I asked her 698 00:27:16,862 --> 00:27:22,000 why she broke my baby bear chair from Bearneys-- 699 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,793 And all this Bearneys. She couldn't afford Bearneys. 700 00:27:23,793 --> 00:27:25,275 It was from IKEA. 701 00:27:25,275 --> 00:27:26,689 [gasps] 702 00:27:26,689 --> 00:27:28,241 No. 703 00:27:28,241 --> 00:27:30,034 I need more evidence, Mama Bear. 704 00:27:30,034 --> 00:27:31,034 Oh. 705 00:27:31,034 --> 00:27:32,620 Aye. 706 00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:34,758 What? Just because she has opposable thumbs? 707 00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:36,620 Leave my thumbs out of this. 708 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:39,827 Do you have anyone who could corroborate your story? 709 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,689 I may know someone. 710 00:27:42,689 --> 00:27:44,793 Bring in the witness. 711 00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:46,310 This is plaintiff number two. 712 00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:49,344 She claims Goldie isn't who she seems 713 00:27:49,344 --> 00:27:52,655 and has a reputation for telling lies. 714 00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,379 State your name please. 715 00:27:54,379 --> 00:27:59,689 Gwendolyn Constance Periwinkle Hood. 716 00:27:59,689 --> 00:28:03,827 I live in the Shady Pines Convalescent Care 717 00:28:03,827 --> 00:28:07,689 just over the river and through the woods. 718 00:28:07,689 --> 00:28:09,137 -Right. -I know that one. 719 00:28:09,137 --> 00:28:11,000 I also have a boyfriend. 720 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,655 Yes, his name is Geppetto. 721 00:28:13,655 --> 00:28:15,344 -Ooh. -Yes. 722 00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:17,000 -Frisky. -[laughs] 723 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,241 Aow. 724 00:28:18,241 --> 00:28:21,310 And how are you involved in this case? 725 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:26,000 This young lady here is my granddaughter, 726 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,862 and her name is not actually Goldie. 727 00:28:28,862 --> 00:28:31,034 Her name is Little Red. 728 00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:32,413 [German accent] I know nothing 729 00:28:32,413 --> 00:28:34,655 of what this lady is talking about. 730 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:37,172 My name is Helga and I'm from Germany 731 00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:39,448 and I just like to eat strudel. 732 00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:41,241 You're from Glendale. 733 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,724 We do not have Glendale in Germany. 734 00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:46,758 -Hmm. -Didn't that werewolf eat you? 735 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:50,655 Oh, yes, she's actually told people 736 00:28:50,655 --> 00:28:54,137 that I was eaten by the wolf. 737 00:28:54,137 --> 00:28:55,586 -Really? -Yes. 738 00:28:55,586 --> 00:28:57,689 But the truth is that she was actually 739 00:28:57,689 --> 00:29:00,620 being eaten herself by the wolf. 740 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,172 You know what I mean by eating? 741 00:29:02,172 --> 00:29:03,793 Oh, dear. 742 00:29:03,793 --> 00:29:05,413 Oh, in fact, there he is. Oh, hello. 743 00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:06,586 That's the wolf. 744 00:29:06,586 --> 00:29:07,724 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 745 00:29:07,724 --> 00:29:09,482 The last time I saw that wolf, 746 00:29:09,482 --> 00:29:11,137 he was howling in her pussy. 747 00:29:11,137 --> 00:29:12,241 Oh! 748 00:29:12,241 --> 00:29:14,241 I'm just back here chilling 749 00:29:14,241 --> 00:29:15,379 with my little piece of pussy 750 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,896 and my piece of ass. 751 00:29:16,896 --> 00:29:18,896 [brays] 752 00:29:18,896 --> 00:29:20,482 It's funny because it's a donkey sat next to him. 753 00:29:20,482 --> 00:29:23,724 Goldie, or should I call you Little Red or Helga? 754 00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:26,862 Is what your grandmother's saying true? 755 00:29:26,862 --> 00:29:28,965 This is not my grandmother, and she has no house. 756 00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:31,758 She's homeless, so this story has many holes. 757 00:29:31,758 --> 00:29:35,137 Like German cheese, many holes. 758 00:29:35,137 --> 00:29:36,724 That's Swiss cheese. 759 00:29:36,724 --> 00:29:38,724 She even lies about cheese. 760 00:29:38,724 --> 00:29:39,793 Grandma Hood. 761 00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:41,103 -What? -Do you have-- [coughs] 762 00:29:41,103 --> 00:29:43,827 Do you have any evidence? 763 00:29:43,827 --> 00:29:45,172 May I call up another witness? 764 00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:46,310 Yes, you may. 765 00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:48,137 Let's bring in the next witness. 766 00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:51,172 This is a surprise witness. 767 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:53,068 She may have information 768 00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:56,137 of spellbinding relevance to the case. 769 00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:58,172 The brew thickens. 770 00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:00,931 Hey, girl! Witch Theresa! 771 00:30:00,931 --> 00:30:03,758 Which Theresa? There's only one Theresa. 772 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:05,344 -You Theresa. -Yes, me Theresa. 773 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,448 How you doing, girl? 774 00:30:07,448 --> 00:30:08,965 I'm great. Good to see ya. 775 00:30:08,965 --> 00:30:10,793 I love your hairstyle. Love the dress. 776 00:30:10,793 --> 00:30:13,068 Me, too. Did you get yours at The Spotted Cauldron? 777 00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:14,758 -It was a discount. -Oh, well, it's gorgeous. 778 00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:17,068 You sound like Cher, Witch Theresa. 779 00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:18,275 [imitating Cher] Whoa. 780 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,241 [laughs] 781 00:30:20,241 --> 00:30:24,517 Tell us what your involvement is in this crazy case. 782 00:30:24,517 --> 00:30:28,724 I live in the nicest gingerbread house 783 00:30:28,724 --> 00:30:31,586 on the other side of the forest. 784 00:30:31,586 --> 00:30:34,620 I was out trying to cure a case of the warts. 785 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,103 Oh. 786 00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:38,655 And when I returned, half my porch had been eaten. 787 00:30:38,655 --> 00:30:41,448 Michelle, you remember my porch. 788 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,413 Is the swing still there? 789 00:30:43,413 --> 00:30:47,172 -It's gone! -Oh, my goodness! Theresa. 790 00:30:47,172 --> 00:30:49,931 I know, and I don't know another lesbian witch 791 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,241 to fix it. 792 00:30:51,241 --> 00:30:52,620 -Oh, I got a few. Don't worry. -Okay, good. 793 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,172 I can send them your way. 794 00:30:54,172 --> 00:30:56,344 I continue into my house. 795 00:30:56,344 --> 00:30:58,137 I'm frantic. 796 00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:03,137 And I find this... 797 00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:07,000 this in my bed with a man. 798 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,241 They said they were Hansel and Gretel, 799 00:31:09,241 --> 00:31:10,655 brother and sister. 800 00:31:10,655 --> 00:31:13,206 The things that they were doing 801 00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:14,965 no sibling would do. 802 00:31:14,965 --> 00:31:16,793 -Oh! -Not in my house. 803 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:19,241 This is not Mississippi. 804 00:31:19,241 --> 00:31:20,758 Okay, listen. 805 00:31:20,758 --> 00:31:23,206 Blondie, I don't even know what your name is at this point. 806 00:31:23,206 --> 00:31:24,724 Explain yourself. 807 00:31:24,724 --> 00:31:26,931 [German accent] So Gretel sounds like she is also 808 00:31:26,931 --> 00:31:29,241 from one of these countries that has an accent like this, 809 00:31:29,241 --> 00:31:30,724 so I'm going to stick with this. 810 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:33,241 And I have proof that I am really Gretel. 811 00:31:33,241 --> 00:31:34,482 Watch. 812 00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:37,206 They are bread crumbs. 813 00:31:37,206 --> 00:31:40,034 Why are you throwing crumbs on the courtroom floor? 814 00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:42,862 Because I'm Hansel and Gretel. It's true to my character. 815 00:31:42,862 --> 00:31:44,724 I am Hansel and Gretel. 816 00:31:44,724 --> 00:31:46,068 -You're both? -I am both. 817 00:31:46,068 --> 00:31:47,655 [chuckles] 818 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:50,517 You are in trouble, missy. 819 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:53,517 You don't know what that swing meant. 820 00:31:53,517 --> 00:31:55,655 So you're both swingers? 821 00:31:55,655 --> 00:31:57,482 We were until you ate it. 822 00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,000 Our swinging days are over because of you. 823 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,103 It was a tasty swing. 824 00:32:02,103 --> 00:32:04,103 That's what she said when she ate my porridge, too. 825 00:32:04,103 --> 00:32:05,551 Your porridge sucked, woman. 826 00:32:05,551 --> 00:32:07,172 -Excuse me? -Blondie. 827 00:32:07,172 --> 00:32:11,586 Clearly you have a psychological problem 828 00:32:11,586 --> 00:32:14,241 and a history of breaking and entering. 829 00:32:14,241 --> 00:32:15,448 And eating. 830 00:32:15,448 --> 00:32:17,344 [American accent] All right, listen. 831 00:32:17,344 --> 00:32:18,758 Oh. 832 00:32:18,758 --> 00:32:20,275 I'm from Glendale. 833 00:32:20,275 --> 00:32:21,793 I told you. 834 00:32:21,793 --> 00:32:23,103 Glendale. 835 00:32:23,103 --> 00:32:25,241 I grew up with a wicked stepmother, 836 00:32:25,241 --> 00:32:27,655 and she ran away with the baker. 837 00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:29,758 And that's why I got addicted to carbs 838 00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:31,551 and started leaving bread crumbs everywhere, 839 00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,137 and I kept getting lost on the way home 840 00:32:33,137 --> 00:32:35,379 because I couldn't stop eating them. 841 00:32:35,379 --> 00:32:37,379 [cries] 842 00:32:37,379 --> 00:32:39,206 I'm sorry. 843 00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:41,275 -Are you? -No. 844 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:48,103 I could sentence you to community service. 845 00:32:48,103 --> 00:32:51,344 You could spend the next six months 846 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,620 helping all the king's horses and all the king's men 847 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:57,724 put Humpty Dumpty back together again. 848 00:32:57,724 --> 00:33:00,620 -That sounds like fun. -That's not fun. 849 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:03,620 But I am looking for a happy ending. 850 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:07,103 Ladies, can you find it in your heart 851 00:33:07,103 --> 00:33:11,413 to help this girl turn her life around? 852 00:33:11,413 --> 00:33:13,206 -Uh... -Uh... 853 00:33:13,206 --> 00:33:15,724 Well... 854 00:33:15,724 --> 00:33:17,241 How about we hug it out? 855 00:33:17,241 --> 00:33:21,206 Cottontail. Officer Cottontail, big hug. 856 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:22,862 -I'm so sorry. -Fluffy, come on, honey. 857 00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:25,689 -Group hug. -Go on, everybody. 858 00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,310 -Hey. -Yeah. 859 00:33:29,310 --> 00:33:31,655 There we go. 860 00:33:31,655 --> 00:33:34,034 I love harmony in my courtroom. 861 00:33:34,034 --> 00:33:36,758 Oh, this little baby carrot. 862 00:33:36,758 --> 00:33:39,344 Yes, all I need is some ranch. 863 00:33:39,344 --> 00:33:40,965 Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 864 00:33:40,965 --> 00:33:42,275 Where did she go? 865 00:33:42,275 --> 00:33:43,379 -Oh! -What? 866 00:33:43,379 --> 00:33:45,137 -Oh, no. -Oh, no. 867 00:33:45,137 --> 00:33:46,517 She--oh! 868 00:33:46,517 --> 00:33:48,758 Follow the bread crumbs, your honor. 869 00:33:48,758 --> 00:33:51,586 Hickory dickory dock, court is adjourned. 870 00:33:52,793 --> 00:33:55,448 Hey, Wolfie, where'd you go? 871 00:33:55,448 --> 00:33:56,931 -Wolfie? -Oh, wrong way. 872 00:33:56,931 --> 00:34:00,724 Awoo! Awoo! 873 00:34:00,724 --> 00:34:01,517 Wolfie? 874 00:34:02,689 --> 00:34:04,655 Well, well, well. 875 00:34:04,655 --> 00:34:07,448 It looks like the defendants have snuck out. 876 00:34:07,448 --> 00:34:10,034 Goldilocks, have you learned your lesson? 877 00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:11,620 -Fuck, no. -No. 878 00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:15,447 Wolf, are you done with blowing down houses? 879 00:34:15,447 --> 00:34:16,724 I'm done with blowing down houses, 880 00:34:16,724 --> 00:34:18,757 but I'm just starting blowing backs out. 881 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,172 [laughs] 882 00:34:20,172 --> 00:34:21,482 [wheezing howl] 883 00:34:21,482 --> 00:34:23,206 I love your ears. Those are sweet. 884 00:34:23,206 --> 00:34:24,482 Thank you. Thank you. 885 00:34:24,482 --> 00:34:25,757 Come on, baby. Let's go hump the pillows. 886 00:34:25,757 --> 00:34:27,413 Well, it looks like the litigants 887 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:31,447 are just now arriving in the courtroom lobby. 888 00:34:31,447 --> 00:34:34,241 Do you mind if I say hi to some people? 889 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:35,585 No, I don't mind it all. 890 00:34:35,585 --> 00:34:38,137 Hi, dears. Look at me. 891 00:34:38,137 --> 00:34:39,931 I'm on TV. 892 00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:42,137 -Hi, Mom! -Yeah. 893 00:34:42,137 --> 00:34:43,896 So, now, you three 894 00:34:43,896 --> 00:34:46,724 really didn't know each other before this case. 895 00:34:46,724 --> 00:34:48,344 Will the friendship continue? 896 00:34:48,344 --> 00:34:49,585 Nothing brings you together 897 00:34:49,585 --> 00:34:51,585 like getting robbed by a little girl. 898 00:34:51,585 --> 00:34:52,585 Yes, that's right. Yeah. 899 00:34:52,585 --> 00:34:53,757 I can make some coffee. 900 00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:55,241 Let's go eat the rest of my porch. 901 00:34:55,241 --> 00:34:56,655 -Oh, yeah. -[laughs] 902 00:34:56,655 --> 00:34:59,379 That's right, that's right. 903 00:34:59,379 --> 00:35:02,413 Remember, if you break the law, hi-ho, hi-ho, 904 00:35:02,413 --> 00:35:05,206 it's off to Fairytale Court you go. 905 00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:10,068 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 906 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,413 [RuPaul laughs] 907 00:35:16,689 --> 00:35:18,896 Guten tag, ja! 908 00:35:18,896 --> 00:35:21,000 [laughs] Yes! 909 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,137 Today we receive the verdict from the judges 910 00:35:24,137 --> 00:35:27,620 on our Fairytale Justice performances. 911 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:29,724 All rise. 912 00:35:29,724 --> 00:35:31,379 So now that we have, like, slept on it, 913 00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,137 how do you all feel how we did yesterday? 914 00:35:33,137 --> 00:35:34,724 I think we did great. 915 00:35:34,724 --> 00:35:36,655 -I would agree. -I feel really good. 916 00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:40,310 I feel like we achieved such good balance as a team 917 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,034 and, like, worked as a team. 918 00:35:42,034 --> 00:35:45,137 Yeah, but you know, in my mind, you really stood out 919 00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:46,137 out of all of us. 920 00:35:46,137 --> 00:35:47,724 Out of everybody. 921 00:35:47,724 --> 00:35:51,655 How in the name of heaven, hell and purgatory in between 922 00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:54,517 did you come up with all of those fucking accents? 923 00:35:54,517 --> 00:35:56,724 It was brilliant. 924 00:35:56,724 --> 00:35:57,931 There was accents coming out that I hadn't even planned. 925 00:35:57,931 --> 00:35:59,310 That was the great thing 926 00:35:59,310 --> 00:36:00,827 about having a compulsive liar as a character, 927 00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:03,689 because even if I was, like, where are we at the story, 928 00:36:03,689 --> 00:36:06,344 I'll just make something up. 929 00:36:06,344 --> 00:36:08,275 I think you played it too well. 930 00:36:08,275 --> 00:36:10,275 [all laugh] I'm concerned. 931 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:11,793 I was just so upset 932 00:36:11,793 --> 00:36:13,793 because I worked so hard to lose this weight 933 00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:15,931 and I ate three Danish pastries. 934 00:36:15,931 --> 00:36:17,655 [all laugh] 935 00:36:17,655 --> 00:36:21,620 I think I did a very, very good job, 936 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,758 so this is hopefully the week 937 00:36:23,758 --> 00:36:25,034 that I finally get a Star. 938 00:36:25,034 --> 00:36:29,413 But everyone is so, so good, 939 00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:32,000 which is so, so annoying. 940 00:36:36,241 --> 00:36:37,965 This is literally-- Do you know, this is so weird, 941 00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:39,862 but this is like, kind of like, 942 00:36:39,862 --> 00:36:41,724 an energy booster for me. 943 00:36:41,724 --> 00:36:44,206 -What is that? -Tajín. 944 00:36:44,206 --> 00:36:45,482 Tajín shots. 945 00:36:45,482 --> 00:36:46,482 A what shot? 946 00:36:46,482 --> 00:36:48,068 -Tajín. -Tajín. Okay. 947 00:36:48,068 --> 00:36:50,275 Okay, I'm gonna do one with you at the same time, bitch. 948 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:51,965 Watch, and you'll see, like, the little sourness 949 00:36:51,965 --> 00:36:53,965 will give you, like, a kind of a pickup. 950 00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:56,275 -And you feel right. -And it gives you energy? 951 00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:59,965 Well, I mean, it's salty, spicy, tangy. 952 00:36:59,965 --> 00:37:02,448 It, like, slaps your mouth awake. 953 00:37:02,448 --> 00:37:04,620 -Cheers. -Cheers. 954 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:06,862 You gotta let it go all over the tongue. 955 00:37:06,862 --> 00:37:07,896 I know. I see what you mean. 956 00:37:07,896 --> 00:37:10,379 -And it's legal. -And it's legal. 957 00:37:10,379 --> 00:37:12,137 You can't get pulled over for that. 958 00:37:12,137 --> 00:37:14,068 [laughs] 959 00:37:16,586 --> 00:37:18,620 Watching everybody perform yesterday, 960 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:23,034 it felt so good to be around such professionals. 961 00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,586 What, when you were on our team? 962 00:37:24,586 --> 00:37:26,137 [all laugh] 963 00:37:26,137 --> 00:37:28,172 Now shut up. 964 00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:30,172 Can I hear your old lady voice again, Raja? 965 00:37:30,172 --> 00:37:32,965 I think it went something like this. 966 00:37:32,965 --> 00:37:35,034 [all laugh] 967 00:37:35,034 --> 00:37:36,758 Was it like this? 968 00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:39,068 Now do your old lady voice. 969 00:37:39,068 --> 00:37:41,310 [all laugh] 970 00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:43,689 I hate all of you. 971 00:37:43,689 --> 00:37:46,137 Next time we do something like this, 972 00:37:46,137 --> 00:37:48,206 I'm not playing an old lady. 973 00:37:48,206 --> 00:37:49,827 And I'm not playing a sexy man. 974 00:37:49,827 --> 00:37:51,551 And next time we do something like this, I'm gonna be funny. 975 00:37:51,551 --> 00:37:53,586 [laughs] 976 00:37:53,586 --> 00:37:56,896 [both speaking gibberish] 977 00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:58,655 I love your guys' little language. 978 00:37:58,655 --> 00:38:00,896 -It's our own. -Our own language. 979 00:38:00,896 --> 00:38:05,137 We're gonna sell the Raja to Monét dictionary at DragCon. 980 00:38:05,137 --> 00:38:06,413 [laughs] 981 00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:08,862 And I'll do the Monét to Raja thesaurus. 982 00:38:08,862 --> 00:38:10,206 The Dinosaurus thesaurus? 983 00:38:10,206 --> 00:38:11,379 [all laugh] 984 00:38:11,379 --> 00:38:14,517 Jaida, what are you doing to yourself? 985 00:38:14,517 --> 00:38:16,413 I know this looks absolutely crazy. 986 00:38:16,413 --> 00:38:18,965 That is rad. 987 00:38:18,965 --> 00:38:20,931 Jaida is gonna get canceled for white blackface. 988 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:22,689 [laughs] 989 00:38:22,689 --> 00:38:24,655 Do y'all practice any of your mugs before you come here? 990 00:38:24,655 --> 00:38:26,896 Or are you just, like, I'll just do it when I get there? 991 00:38:26,896 --> 00:38:28,275 I practiced half of this, 992 00:38:28,275 --> 00:38:30,586 and I think I should have done the full thing, 993 00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:32,172 but that's okay. 994 00:38:32,172 --> 00:38:34,137 Imagine I go out on the runway like this. 995 00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,000 I say but the thing about it is 996 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,482 is that there's just really never enough time back there. 997 00:38:39,482 --> 00:38:42,482 [all laugh] 998 00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:46,931 Okay, now it's time to deliberate 999 00:38:46,931 --> 00:38:48,344 on who's getting blocked. 1000 00:38:48,344 --> 00:38:50,689 -Bitch. -[laughs] 1001 00:38:50,689 --> 00:38:53,689 We tend to block the person who blocked the week before. 1002 00:38:53,689 --> 00:38:57,482 Yes. As the person who gave the first block out, 1003 00:38:57,482 --> 00:38:59,862 I was the next person to receive a block 1004 00:38:59,862 --> 00:39:02,172 with Jinkx giving one out to me, 1005 00:39:02,172 --> 00:39:04,551 and then Jinkx gets blocked the following week. 1006 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:06,793 At least that's the pattern we've made so far. 1007 00:39:06,793 --> 00:39:08,482 So let's see if it continues. 1008 00:39:08,482 --> 00:39:10,103 Now, that got a little personal. 1009 00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:11,482 -[laughs] -That got a little personal. 1010 00:39:11,482 --> 00:39:13,724 This is the tea, y'all. 1011 00:39:13,724 --> 00:39:16,586 So far, the person who had the power to block 1012 00:39:16,586 --> 00:39:19,344 has been blocked the week after they blocked somebody. 1013 00:39:19,344 --> 00:39:21,965 So this week, if I don't win 1014 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:23,793 and if the pattern continues, 1015 00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:26,137 I will be blocked, and I'm, like, okay, bitch. 1016 00:39:26,137 --> 00:39:28,137 Now I was getting a little-- now you getting too cute. 1017 00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:30,103 Too close for comfort. 1018 00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:32,241 This is absolutely stupid. 1019 00:39:32,241 --> 00:39:34,068 [all laugh] 1020 00:39:42,310 --> 00:39:44,827 [RuPaul laughs] 1021 00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:51,000 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1022 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,862 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1023 00:39:54,862 --> 00:39:57,068 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 1024 00:39:57,068 --> 00:39:59,310 And what? 1025 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:00,758 Welcome to the main stage 1026 00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:03,758 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners. 1027 00:40:03,758 --> 00:40:06,448 She brings it to you every ball. 1028 00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:08,551 It's Michelle Visage. 1029 00:40:08,551 --> 00:40:10,034 Yes, but these days 1030 00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:12,620 I'm home in bed way before midnight. 1031 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,689 [all laugh] 1032 00:40:14,689 --> 00:40:16,965 And the hilarious Ross Mathews. 1033 00:40:16,965 --> 00:40:19,827 Now, Ross, what's your favorite fairy tale? 1034 00:40:19,827 --> 00:40:21,482 Guess. 1035 00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:23,310 [all laugh] 1036 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:25,413 22 inches. 1037 00:40:25,413 --> 00:40:26,965 [laughs] 1038 00:40:26,965 --> 00:40:28,896 It gets stuck in my lip gloss though, Ru. 1039 00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:30,379 [laughs] 1040 00:40:30,379 --> 00:40:33,620 And he's a prince among menses. 1041 00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:36,448 Welcome back Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman. 1042 00:40:36,448 --> 00:40:38,413 Hey, pumpkin. 1043 00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:40,655 God, I missed this! 1044 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,137 [all laugh] 1045 00:40:42,137 --> 00:40:43,896 This week we challenged our queens 1046 00:40:43,896 --> 00:40:47,344 to make believe on Fairytale Justice. 1047 00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:51,551 And tonight, category is Spikes On The Runway. 1048 00:40:52,724 --> 00:40:55,068 Racers, start your engines, 1049 00:40:55,068 --> 00:40:58,931 and may the best legend win. 1050 00:41:03,724 --> 00:41:07,344 RuPaul: Up first, Jaida Essence Hall. 1051 00:41:07,344 --> 00:41:08,379 Ooh. 1052 00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:10,103 Miss Spiky. 1053 00:41:10,103 --> 00:41:12,655 Michelle: The return of North Beach Leather. 1054 00:41:12,655 --> 00:41:14,482 Ross: You wanna take a seat? No. Oh, you'll just stand. 1055 00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:16,551 Jaida: I am giving you 1056 00:41:16,551 --> 00:41:20,724 a very beautiful, sickening Grace Jones-esque vibe, 1057 00:41:20,724 --> 00:41:23,103 and you know that she had to throw some baby hairs 1058 00:41:23,103 --> 00:41:24,551 all down the face 1059 00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:26,620 'cause that's just the way she rocks, mama. 1060 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:28,379 Michelle: Spikes on bikes. 1061 00:41:28,379 --> 00:41:30,034 [all laugh] 1062 00:41:30,034 --> 00:41:33,068 RuPaul: Up next, Jinkx Monsoon. 1063 00:41:33,068 --> 00:41:35,517 Michelle: Girl, your porcupine is on fire. 1064 00:41:35,517 --> 00:41:37,448 She could pork my pine any time. 1065 00:41:37,448 --> 00:41:41,758 Jinkx: I am Norma Desmond meets Cruella de Vil 1066 00:41:41,758 --> 00:41:43,620 playing the evil countess 1067 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:46,000 who made a dress out of porcupines. 1068 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,862 [laughs] 1069 00:41:47,862 --> 00:41:50,586 RuPaul: You're quilling me, Larry. 1070 00:41:50,586 --> 00:41:51,793 [laughs] 1071 00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:54,482 RuPaul: Monét X Change. 1072 00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:57,586 Well, that's one way to not use a lip liner. 1073 00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:59,448 Michelle: She'd like to keep it on, please. 1074 00:41:59,448 --> 00:42:00,724 [all laugh] 1075 00:42:00,724 --> 00:42:02,482 Monét: This is very punk. 1076 00:42:02,482 --> 00:42:06,068 I have two suits stoned together. 1077 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,000 I'm giving you Westwood meets the hood. 1078 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,551 She's dangerous also, 1079 00:42:09,551 --> 00:42:11,103 because these spikes are real and they're sharp. 1080 00:42:11,103 --> 00:42:12,172 Ross: She's got a business meeting, 1081 00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:13,827 and the market is spiking. 1082 00:42:13,827 --> 00:42:16,034 [all laugh] 1083 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,482 RuPaul: Yvie Oddly. 1084 00:42:17,482 --> 00:42:19,310 Jeffrey: Careful. I think she bites. 1085 00:42:19,310 --> 00:42:20,724 Ross: Hope so. 1086 00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:22,965 RuPaul: She's off to see the lizard. 1087 00:42:22,965 --> 00:42:24,896 [all laugh] 1088 00:42:24,896 --> 00:42:28,448 Yvie: I am serving you scorpion, alien, 1089 00:42:28,448 --> 00:42:30,517 spike reptile/humanoid. 1090 00:42:30,517 --> 00:42:32,482 You're seeing Yvie at her finest 1091 00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:34,482 and at her tallest point here. 1092 00:42:34,482 --> 00:42:35,793 Michelle: Back horns? 1093 00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:38,758 [all laugh] 1094 00:42:38,758 --> 00:42:41,344 RuPaul: Trinity the Tuck. 1095 00:42:41,344 --> 00:42:43,551 Michelle: God hates fangs. 1096 00:42:43,551 --> 00:42:44,724 [all laugh] 1097 00:42:44,724 --> 00:42:46,586 Now, is she a crypt or a blood? 1098 00:42:46,586 --> 00:42:49,344 Trinity: I am a vampiric bitch, 1099 00:42:49,344 --> 00:42:53,655 and everybody knows vampires do not age. 1100 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,413 Girl, I love to be impaled, 1101 00:42:55,413 --> 00:42:57,931 so why not have a spike through my heart? 1102 00:42:57,931 --> 00:43:00,275 [imitating vampire] I want to suck your cock. 1103 00:43:00,275 --> 00:43:02,931 [all laugh] Ru! 1104 00:43:02,931 --> 00:43:05,000 RuPaul: The Vivienne. 1105 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,413 Ross: Vivienne, can you just put a pin in this? 1106 00:43:07,413 --> 00:43:10,344 RuPaul: The time has come for you to whip sync for your life. 1107 00:43:10,344 --> 00:43:11,758 [all laugh] 1108 00:43:11,758 --> 00:43:15,103 Vivienne: This is giving Cyber Catwoman, 1109 00:43:15,103 --> 00:43:16,275 Vivienne Westwood. 1110 00:43:16,275 --> 00:43:17,724 I feel so powerful. 1111 00:43:17,724 --> 00:43:20,068 It's cutting me minge in two, 1112 00:43:20,068 --> 00:43:22,137 and I feel fabulous. 1113 00:43:22,137 --> 00:43:25,862 Jeffrey: You spike me, you really spike me. 1114 00:43:25,862 --> 00:43:27,689 [all laugh] 1115 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,862 RuPaul: ♪ Raja ♪ 1116 00:43:29,862 --> 00:43:32,034 Well, that's the most gorgeous chastity belt 1117 00:43:32,034 --> 00:43:33,206 I've ever seen. 1118 00:43:33,206 --> 00:43:34,310 Michelle: My mama said 1119 00:43:34,310 --> 00:43:35,862 never leave home without your mace. 1120 00:43:35,862 --> 00:43:37,517 [all laugh] 1121 00:43:37,517 --> 00:43:41,000 Raja: I was a kid who loved movies that have fantasy, 1122 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,517 a little bit of science fiction. 1123 00:43:42,517 --> 00:43:43,758 I have my medieval weapon. 1124 00:43:43,758 --> 00:43:45,620 I am set for battle. 1125 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:48,068 I am ready for the war. 1126 00:43:48,068 --> 00:43:49,551 Jeffrey: I didn't know Flash Gordon 1127 00:43:49,551 --> 00:43:50,758 could get any gayer. 1128 00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:54,448 [all laugh] 1129 00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:56,620 RuPaul: Up next, Shea Couleé. 1130 00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:57,896 Michelle: That reminds me. 1131 00:43:57,896 --> 00:44:00,206 I gotta get some medicine for my crabs. 1132 00:44:00,206 --> 00:44:01,482 Horseshoe crabs, I mean. 1133 00:44:01,482 --> 00:44:02,758 [all laugh] 1134 00:44:02,758 --> 00:44:04,724 Shea: Miss Couleé is giving you 1135 00:44:04,724 --> 00:44:08,172 super galactic fairy touchdown on Earth. 1136 00:44:08,172 --> 00:44:10,620 I got this tight hobble skirt silhouette, 1137 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:13,137 and, baby, is she hobbling. 1138 00:44:13,137 --> 00:44:15,827 Ross: That's one small step for drag-kind. 1139 00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:16,827 RuPaul: Yes. 1140 00:44:16,827 --> 00:44:18,413 [all laugh] 1141 00:44:22,586 --> 00:44:26,758 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1142 00:44:26,758 --> 00:44:29,655 [RuPaul laughs] 1143 00:44:29,655 --> 00:44:32,586 Welcome, ladykins. 1144 00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:35,034 Now it's time for the judges' critiques, 1145 00:44:35,034 --> 00:44:39,000 starting with Jaida Essence Hall. 1146 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,862 I had so much fun doing this challenge with y'all. 1147 00:44:41,862 --> 00:44:44,758 Jaida, you came in, you were so much fun. 1148 00:44:44,758 --> 00:44:46,482 You looked so beautiful. 1149 00:44:46,482 --> 00:44:49,724 I thought you did a really good job at improv-ing. 1150 00:44:49,724 --> 00:44:50,724 Thank you. 1151 00:44:50,724 --> 00:44:51,862 I have to say 1152 00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:52,896 I've never been more into pig play 1153 00:44:52,896 --> 00:44:55,241 than seeing you in that nose. 1154 00:44:55,241 --> 00:44:58,448 -I'm, like, hello. -[laughs and snorts] 1155 00:44:58,448 --> 00:45:00,379 -Well done. -Thank you so much. 1156 00:45:00,379 --> 00:45:02,586 This look tonight is everything to me. 1157 00:45:02,586 --> 00:45:06,517 It's Yves Saint Laurent nineties vintage perfection. 1158 00:45:06,517 --> 00:45:08,620 And that spiked afro, I just wanna take it off 1159 00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:10,551 and plop it on my head right now. 1160 00:45:10,551 --> 00:45:13,000 The black makeup, it's just so stunning. 1161 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,620 -It's so gorgeous. -Thank you. 1162 00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:15,862 Can I see to the side? 1163 00:45:15,862 --> 00:45:17,310 Oh, those are so gorgeous. 1164 00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:19,482 They're actually upside down. 1165 00:45:19,482 --> 00:45:21,620 Hey, Diana Ross, 1166 00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:25,000 are you ready for the song you made number one for me? 1167 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,689 [all laugh] 1168 00:45:26,689 --> 00:45:30,413 Up next, it's Jinkx Monsoon. 1169 00:45:30,413 --> 00:45:33,689 You are incredible when it comes to improv. 1170 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:36,551 Like, it is a skill that not a lot of people have, 1171 00:45:36,551 --> 00:45:39,103 and you got it down, girl. 1172 00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:41,965 You two together were spectacular. 1173 00:45:41,965 --> 00:45:43,103 You know when you see someone 1174 00:45:43,103 --> 00:45:44,517 doing something they're so good at, 1175 00:45:44,517 --> 00:45:46,827 and it's just the rest of the world fades away? 1176 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,379 That's what happened. 1177 00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:51,931 You just came so armed and ready to ham it up. 1178 00:45:51,931 --> 00:45:54,000 [all laugh] 1179 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,034 I did not come here to be belittled. 1180 00:45:56,034 --> 00:45:59,655 I just loved every second of watching you in this challenge. 1181 00:45:59,655 --> 00:46:02,379 -Really good week for you. -Thank you. 1182 00:46:02,379 --> 00:46:03,862 You know, when I heard the runway was spikes, 1183 00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:05,000 I was like how the hell 1184 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,551 is Jinkx gonna do a spiked runway? 1185 00:46:07,551 --> 00:46:09,620 But you got spikes up on your back. 1186 00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:13,482 You're a very chic, very ladylike porcupine, 1187 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:15,310 and I just think it's fun 1188 00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:17,379 because it's who you are, 1189 00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:19,586 and you're staying true to that. 1190 00:46:19,586 --> 00:46:22,206 Up next, Monét X Change. 1191 00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:23,206 Whew. 1192 00:46:23,206 --> 00:46:25,344 Oh, there you are. 1193 00:46:25,344 --> 00:46:26,586 [laughs] 1194 00:46:26,586 --> 00:46:28,241 You know what you can do so well? 1195 00:46:28,241 --> 00:46:29,793 Make an entrance. 1196 00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:33,034 You just--you gotta sell it on the get-go, 1197 00:46:33,034 --> 00:46:35,034 and then we bought it. 1198 00:46:35,034 --> 00:46:37,413 I just thought you were so fantastic. 1199 00:46:37,413 --> 00:46:38,586 You had an intention. 1200 00:46:38,586 --> 00:46:40,448 You knew what your point of view was. 1201 00:46:40,448 --> 00:46:42,172 You kicked ass. You did a great job. 1202 00:46:42,172 --> 00:46:43,275 Thank you, Michelle. 1203 00:46:43,275 --> 00:46:45,379 I am living for this look. 1204 00:46:45,379 --> 00:46:47,931 I grew up in the middle of nowhere in Canada 1205 00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:49,551 with no Black folk around me. 1206 00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:50,931 But all my best friends 1207 00:46:50,931 --> 00:46:54,551 were these crazy punk rock queens. 1208 00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:57,482 And I always wanted a mohawk, 1209 00:46:57,482 --> 00:47:00,172 and seeing you, a Black girl with this mohawk, 1210 00:47:00,172 --> 00:47:01,655 if it's meaning this much to me, 1211 00:47:01,655 --> 00:47:04,448 it's, like, giving life to all the young Black children 1212 00:47:04,448 --> 00:47:05,724 out there in the world right now. 1213 00:47:05,724 --> 00:47:07,482 Thank you, Jeffrey. 1214 00:47:07,482 --> 00:47:09,862 Up next, Yvie Oddly. 1215 00:47:09,862 --> 00:47:12,758 Look how statuesque you are. 1216 00:47:12,758 --> 00:47:15,000 How are you upright right now? 1217 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,275 I don't understand this. 1218 00:47:17,275 --> 00:47:18,655 This is so exciting. 1219 00:47:18,655 --> 00:47:20,137 It looks so fantastic. 1220 00:47:20,137 --> 00:47:22,034 Your body, how you've accentuated 1221 00:47:22,034 --> 00:47:26,413 that tiny waist, those long legs. 1222 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:27,724 It's brilliant. 1223 00:47:27,724 --> 00:47:28,862 Yvie, you had a tough role 1224 00:47:28,862 --> 00:47:30,068 because you were the Big Bad Wolf, 1225 00:47:30,068 --> 00:47:31,448 and you were there the whole time. 1226 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:33,793 But I loved how into it you got. 1227 00:47:33,793 --> 00:47:35,206 Anything that was thrown at you, 1228 00:47:35,206 --> 00:47:37,206 you took it and you ran with it. 1229 00:47:37,206 --> 00:47:39,689 At one point you kicked your leg up on the podium 1230 00:47:39,689 --> 00:47:41,896 and scratched your ear and your leg was-- 1231 00:47:41,896 --> 00:47:43,862 Those were just sort of next-level things 1232 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:47,517 that you do that make a character fully formed. 1233 00:47:47,517 --> 00:47:49,068 Thank you. 1234 00:47:49,068 --> 00:47:50,758 I almost wish I wasn't as attracted 1235 00:47:50,758 --> 00:47:52,344 to your Big Bad Wolf as I was, 1236 00:47:52,344 --> 00:47:53,931 but what are you gonna do? 1237 00:47:53,931 --> 00:47:55,655 -Blow your house down? -Oof, girl. 1238 00:47:55,655 --> 00:47:57,034 -I am here for it. -[laughs] 1239 00:47:57,034 --> 00:48:00,517 Up next, it's Trinity the Tuck. 1240 00:48:00,517 --> 00:48:02,724 -Hey, girl. -Hey, girl. 1241 00:48:02,724 --> 00:48:06,103 This look is just so fantastic. 1242 00:48:06,103 --> 00:48:08,034 If someone told me category is Spikes, 1243 00:48:08,034 --> 00:48:09,517 I don't think I'd be smart enough 1244 00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:10,793 to do something like this. 1245 00:48:10,793 --> 00:48:13,827 Your interpretation is probably my favorite. 1246 00:48:13,827 --> 00:48:15,172 Thank you. 1247 00:48:15,172 --> 00:48:16,206 Okay, let's talk about you in the challenge. 1248 00:48:16,206 --> 00:48:19,103 -You are having a blast. -Yeah. 1249 00:48:19,103 --> 00:48:20,965 I continue into my house. 1250 00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:23,172 I'm frantic. 1251 00:48:23,172 --> 00:48:26,793 And we are having so much fun watching you. 1252 00:48:26,793 --> 00:48:27,827 Thank you. 1253 00:48:27,827 --> 00:48:29,482 It's just so much fun 1254 00:48:29,482 --> 00:48:33,344 to watch you and your ridiculousness 1255 00:48:33,344 --> 00:48:35,448 and your stupidity, 1256 00:48:35,448 --> 00:48:38,103 I don't even remember the girl from the audition tape 1257 00:48:38,103 --> 00:48:39,137 from all those years ago. 1258 00:48:39,137 --> 00:48:40,344 I don't remember her. 1259 00:48:40,344 --> 00:48:41,724 I didn't know she could do all this, 1260 00:48:41,724 --> 00:48:44,862 and I definitely don't recognize her nose. 1261 00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:46,482 [laughs] Don't make me laugh. 1262 00:48:46,482 --> 00:48:48,137 I'm gonna tip over. 1263 00:48:48,137 --> 00:48:49,379 [all laugh] 1264 00:48:49,379 --> 00:48:50,620 Thank you. 1265 00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:53,068 Up next, it's Shea Couleé. 1266 00:48:53,068 --> 00:48:55,482 -Greetings, Earthlings. -Got your ears on. 1267 00:48:55,482 --> 00:48:58,689 I have no idea what it is 1268 00:48:58,689 --> 00:48:59,965 that you were meant to be in this outfit, 1269 00:48:59,965 --> 00:49:02,310 but I don't care because you look fabulous, girl. 1270 00:49:02,310 --> 00:49:04,896 It's ridiculous, it's crazy, it's out there. 1271 00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:07,758 It fit right in with the rest of these freaks. 1272 00:49:07,758 --> 00:49:10,068 [all laugh] 1273 00:49:10,068 --> 00:49:14,137 This part of Mama Bear is a really tough part, 1274 00:49:14,137 --> 00:49:15,827 because you're playing a Karen. 1275 00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:18,551 You're uptight, and that can be risky. 1276 00:49:18,551 --> 00:49:20,206 [gasps] 1277 00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:22,448 But you were consistently funny with it, 1278 00:49:22,448 --> 00:49:23,448 and I think you did really well. 1279 00:49:23,448 --> 00:49:24,793 Thank you, Ross. 1280 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:27,137 All right, up next, The Vivienne. 1281 00:49:27,137 --> 00:49:30,827 You can't give hugs with nuclear arms. 1282 00:49:30,827 --> 00:49:32,482 I give a great fist, though. 1283 00:49:32,482 --> 00:49:34,482 [all laugh] 1284 00:49:34,482 --> 00:49:36,310 This look tonight, 1285 00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:39,206 it might just be one of my favorite looks 1286 00:49:39,206 --> 00:49:41,344 to ever grace the main stage of this show. 1287 00:49:41,344 --> 00:49:43,655 It's magnificent. 1288 00:49:43,655 --> 00:49:44,931 Iconic, and, you know, 1289 00:49:44,931 --> 00:49:46,620 we've seen a lot of outfits over the years. 1290 00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:49,103 This is going to be one of them 1291 00:49:49,103 --> 00:49:51,827 that will live forever and ever and ever. 1292 00:49:51,827 --> 00:49:53,896 The Vivienne, you should have done something 1293 00:49:53,896 --> 00:49:54,896 with your character. 1294 00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:56,000 She was so boring. 1295 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,241 [all laugh] 1296 00:49:57,241 --> 00:49:58,379 [German accent] My name is Helga 1297 00:49:58,379 --> 00:49:59,724 and I am from Germany 1298 00:49:59,724 --> 00:50:01,724 and I just like to eat strudel. 1299 00:50:01,724 --> 00:50:03,793 You were fully in your element 1300 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,344 and it was another brilliant performance 1301 00:50:05,344 --> 00:50:07,068 and I loved watching it. 1302 00:50:07,068 --> 00:50:08,827 I mean, Meryl better watch her back 1303 00:50:08,827 --> 00:50:10,344 with all those accents 1304 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,517 coming out your herpes-covered mouth, honey. 1305 00:50:12,517 --> 00:50:15,482 [all laugh] It was porridge. 1306 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:17,413 Porridge. Right. 1307 00:50:17,413 --> 00:50:18,517 [all laugh] 1308 00:50:18,517 --> 00:50:19,862 How old were you when you realized 1309 00:50:19,862 --> 00:50:21,931 you knew how to emulate someone? 1310 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:23,068 It's kind of how I navigated 1311 00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:24,655 not getting bullied through school, 1312 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:27,689 because I was the funny kid and people would come up to me, 1313 00:50:27,689 --> 00:50:29,206 like, do that voice, do that voice. 1314 00:50:29,206 --> 00:50:31,931 And I'd just be, like, if you don't hit me, I will. 1315 00:50:31,931 --> 00:50:35,482 [all laugh] 1316 00:50:35,482 --> 00:50:37,379 -Thank you, Vivienne. -Thank you so much. 1317 00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:39,689 All right, up next, it's Raja. 1318 00:50:39,689 --> 00:50:40,724 Hi. 1319 00:50:40,724 --> 00:50:42,931 This outfit is... 1320 00:50:44,379 --> 00:50:48,965 I mean, it is my childhood fantasy come to life. 1321 00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:52,275 This will be a timeless fan favorite. 1322 00:50:52,275 --> 00:50:54,137 You know what I loved about you in the challenge? 1323 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:55,275 Mm-hmm. 1324 00:50:55,275 --> 00:50:56,586 The characterization that you had 1325 00:50:56,586 --> 00:50:57,965 even in your body. 1326 00:50:57,965 --> 00:51:00,827 You were kind of hunched over like Sophia Petrillo. 1327 00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:03,724 You had that Grandma Hood body, 1328 00:51:03,724 --> 00:51:06,172 and that's what sold your character to me. 1329 00:51:06,172 --> 00:51:10,586 Bitch, you fucking went in on this character. 1330 00:51:10,586 --> 00:51:14,206 Everything about it was really fully realized, 1331 00:51:14,206 --> 00:51:15,620 and what's exciting about this 1332 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,793 is that we're getting to witness the rebirth of Raja, 1333 00:51:18,793 --> 00:51:21,586 because all the people who knew you from back then, 1334 00:51:21,586 --> 00:51:23,965 they're all dead. 1335 00:51:23,965 --> 00:51:27,551 [all laugh] 1336 00:51:28,896 --> 00:51:30,655 Dead. 1337 00:51:30,655 --> 00:51:33,206 So it's like a brand-new Raja. 1338 00:51:33,206 --> 00:51:34,241 [all laugh] 1339 00:51:34,241 --> 00:51:35,793 Dang. 1340 00:51:35,793 --> 00:51:38,448 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1341 00:51:38,448 --> 00:51:41,448 While you enjoy a House of Love cocktail 1342 00:51:41,448 --> 00:51:43,103 in the werkroom, 1343 00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:45,551 the judges and I will deliberate. 1344 00:51:45,551 --> 00:51:47,448 You may leave the stage. 1345 00:51:48,724 --> 00:51:49,965 Vivienne: Danke schoen. 1346 00:51:52,517 --> 00:51:54,620 All right. Now, just between us squirrel friends, 1347 00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:56,517 what do you think? 1348 00:51:56,517 --> 00:51:57,793 Now, they're all so good, 1349 00:51:57,793 --> 00:52:00,448 but we're looking for a top two. 1350 00:52:00,448 --> 00:52:02,517 What are you gonna do? They're all so fabulous. 1351 00:52:02,517 --> 00:52:04,310 -Ross. -Here's the deal. 1352 00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:06,620 Jinkx had all the puns, all the jokes, 1353 00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:08,344 and all the character. 1354 00:52:08,344 --> 00:52:09,827 I don't know how you beat her 1355 00:52:09,827 --> 00:52:12,344 when it comes to an acting challenge. 1356 00:52:12,344 --> 00:52:13,862 The look tonight on the runway with Jinkx, 1357 00:52:13,862 --> 00:52:16,896 I love that this is how she sees spikes. 1358 00:52:16,896 --> 00:52:18,689 Oh, of course, an evening gown 1359 00:52:18,689 --> 00:52:20,034 with a porcupine on my back. 1360 00:52:20,034 --> 00:52:21,586 That's how she does it. 1361 00:52:21,586 --> 00:52:24,896 Jinkx takes every challenge and runs it through her filter, 1362 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:28,034 and that is how you excel here. 1363 00:52:28,034 --> 00:52:30,482 She really knows how to do this, 1364 00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:32,241 and, boy, oh, boy, did I have fun with her 1365 00:52:32,241 --> 00:52:33,586 in that exit interview. 1366 00:52:33,586 --> 00:52:35,655 It's fun to play with her. 1367 00:52:35,655 --> 00:52:38,068 We were able to volley because she's so smart. 1368 00:52:38,068 --> 00:52:39,482 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1369 00:52:39,482 --> 00:52:41,758 I thought Yvie Oddly held it down 1370 00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,931 in a really strong way. 1371 00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:45,206 She had answers for everything. 1372 00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:47,068 She had a character that she developed. 1373 00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:48,862 She was very sneaky, very sly, 1374 00:52:48,862 --> 00:52:50,827 so I thought she did a really strong job. 1375 00:52:50,827 --> 00:52:52,482 I was really proud of Yvie. 1376 00:52:52,482 --> 00:52:53,482 Tonight on the runway, 1377 00:52:53,482 --> 00:52:54,655 well, this is what I think of 1378 00:52:54,655 --> 00:52:55,931 when I think of Yvie Oddly. 1379 00:52:55,931 --> 00:52:59,344 This is elevated and her makeup, meticulous. 1380 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:02,103 Those shoes were inhumane, but thank God she wore them, 1381 00:53:02,103 --> 00:53:06,241 because that was a moment on the runway. 1382 00:53:06,241 --> 00:53:07,413 Wowza. 1383 00:53:07,413 --> 00:53:09,103 She really looked fantastic. 1384 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,965 Loved that outfit. That was really well done. 1385 00:53:11,965 --> 00:53:13,448 You wanna talk about a tough job, 1386 00:53:13,448 --> 00:53:15,862 The Vivienne, she showed us what she can do. 1387 00:53:15,862 --> 00:53:19,862 The Vivienne was Goldilocks, Little Red, Helga, 1388 00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:23,482 and Hansel, and that was amazing. 1389 00:53:23,482 --> 00:53:26,724 She is so skilled at all of those accents, 1390 00:53:26,724 --> 00:53:28,103 so skilled at the approach 1391 00:53:28,103 --> 00:53:29,620 for every single one of those characters, 1392 00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:30,965 and we believed it. 1393 00:53:30,965 --> 00:53:33,275 I thought that was a job really well done. 1394 00:53:33,275 --> 00:53:35,068 Between that performance 1395 00:53:35,068 --> 00:53:37,620 and this outfit on the main stage tonight, 1396 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:40,482 iconic is the word. 1397 00:53:40,482 --> 00:53:41,655 Everything about it. 1398 00:53:41,655 --> 00:53:42,931 It's dangerous, but it's also pretty. 1399 00:53:42,931 --> 00:53:45,482 It's edgy, but it's fashion. 1400 00:53:45,482 --> 00:53:47,344 All of it is just spectacular. 1401 00:53:47,344 --> 00:53:49,206 I'd give her a high five, but I'm scared. 1402 00:53:49,206 --> 00:53:50,620 [all laugh] 1403 00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:53,551 -You'd be bleeding. -Yeah. All right. Now, Jeffrey, 1404 00:53:53,551 --> 00:53:55,793 who were you most passionate about this week? 1405 00:53:55,793 --> 00:53:58,862 Raja is an undeniable favorite. 1406 00:53:58,862 --> 00:54:02,827 I was so impressed with the acting challenge. 1407 00:54:02,827 --> 00:54:04,862 She just gave flavors and layers 1408 00:54:04,862 --> 00:54:07,448 that I had never seen of Raja before. 1409 00:54:07,448 --> 00:54:09,827 And the look tonight was sheer perfection. 1410 00:54:09,827 --> 00:54:13,068 It was She-Ra Princess of Power fantasy brought to life. 1411 00:54:13,068 --> 00:54:14,310 I loved it. 1412 00:54:14,310 --> 00:54:16,172 It was a great night for her, 1413 00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:18,103 and of course, that outfit, the way it sparkled. 1414 00:54:18,103 --> 00:54:23,482 The silhouette so unique, so otherworldly. 1415 00:54:23,482 --> 00:54:25,931 All right, silence. 1416 00:54:25,931 --> 00:54:27,655 I've made my decision. 1417 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:32,448 Bring back my legends. 1418 00:54:32,448 --> 00:54:34,034 Welcome back, ladies. 1419 00:54:34,034 --> 00:54:37,758 Based on your performances in Fairytale Justice 1420 00:54:37,758 --> 00:54:41,344 and your spiked runway presentations, 1421 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:42,862 I've made some decisions. 1422 00:54:44,758 --> 00:54:47,586 The top two All Stars of the week are... 1423 00:54:51,793 --> 00:54:53,275 Jinkx Monsoon... 1424 00:54:55,034 --> 00:54:56,275 and The Vivienne. 1425 00:54:58,344 --> 00:55:01,206 [applause] 1426 00:55:01,206 --> 00:55:04,241 I'm finally a top All Star this week. 1427 00:55:04,241 --> 00:55:05,931 Aah! 1428 00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:08,206 [laughs] I'm gonna mark my diary. 1429 00:55:08,206 --> 00:55:11,379 This was the day that I joined the club. 1430 00:55:11,379 --> 00:55:15,413 Vivienne, you earned a legendary Legend Star... 1431 00:55:17,344 --> 00:55:22,172 which puts you one step closer to our Grand Finale 1432 00:55:22,172 --> 00:55:26,172 Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown. 1433 00:55:26,172 --> 00:55:30,689 Jinkx, you were blocked by Jaida last week... 1434 00:55:30,689 --> 00:55:33,000 Sorry. 1435 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,827 So no Star for you, darling. 1436 00:55:34,827 --> 00:55:40,413 But you can still win $10,000 1437 00:55:40,413 --> 00:55:44,137 and the power to block one of your fellow competitors 1438 00:55:44,137 --> 00:55:50,034 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 1439 00:55:50,034 --> 00:55:52,310 [whispers] Don't block me. 1440 00:55:52,310 --> 00:55:55,103 Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat. 1441 00:55:55,103 --> 00:55:57,275 -Are you sure? -Yes. 1442 00:55:57,275 --> 00:55:58,655 Okay, 'cause I'd stay up here. 1443 00:55:58,655 --> 00:56:02,172 [all laugh] 1444 00:56:02,172 --> 00:56:04,517 Two legends stand before me. 1445 00:56:04,517 --> 00:56:08,827 Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, 1446 00:56:08,827 --> 00:56:12,758 win $10,000, and earn the power 1447 00:56:12,758 --> 00:56:15,758 to block one of your fellow queens 1448 00:56:15,758 --> 00:56:20,758 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 1449 00:56:23,275 --> 00:56:24,275 The time has come... [thunder] 1450 00:56:24,275 --> 00:56:26,689 for you to lip sync... 1451 00:56:26,689 --> 00:56:30,655 [echoing] for your legacy! 1452 00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:38,206 Good luck and don't fuck it up. 1453 00:56:38,206 --> 00:56:40,241 [music plays] 1454 00:56:40,241 --> 00:56:41,965 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1455 00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:44,896 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 1456 00:56:44,896 --> 00:56:46,586 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 1457 00:56:46,586 --> 00:56:47,655 ♪ Baby ♪ 1458 00:56:47,655 --> 00:56:50,931 ♪ Love is gonna save the day ♪ 1459 00:56:50,931 --> 00:56:54,241 ♪ Sometimes love can make you crazy ♪ 1460 00:56:54,241 --> 00:56:58,896 ♪ It can really put your body to the test ♪ 1461 00:56:58,896 --> 00:57:00,896 ♪ You try so hard to make sure ♪ 1462 00:57:00,896 --> 00:57:02,758 ♪ Everything is right ♪ 1463 00:57:02,758 --> 00:57:05,827 ♪ And you find you've only wound up with a mess ♪ 1464 00:57:05,827 --> 00:57:07,310 [Yvie laughs] 1465 00:57:07,310 --> 00:57:10,172 ♪ Love will always play the greater part ♪ 1466 00:57:10,172 --> 00:57:11,862 [cheering] 1467 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:14,724 ♪ When your battles wear you down ♪ 1468 00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:19,655 ♪ Here's my advice ♪ 1469 00:57:19,655 --> 00:57:22,137 ♪ When you're feeling down and out ♪ 1470 00:57:22,137 --> 00:57:24,517 ♪ And you've got troubles on your mind ♪ 1471 00:57:24,517 --> 00:57:26,586 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1472 00:57:27,965 --> 00:57:30,206 ♪ When your world's falling apart ♪ 1473 00:57:30,206 --> 00:57:32,275 ♪ All you have to do is say a prayer ♪ 1474 00:57:32,275 --> 00:57:34,448 ♪ And love will save the day ♪ 1475 00:57:34,448 --> 00:57:36,724 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1476 00:57:36,724 --> 00:57:38,586 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1477 00:57:38,586 --> 00:57:40,931 [Yvie laughs] 1478 00:57:44,344 --> 00:57:46,827 ♪ Love will always play the greater part ♪ 1479 00:57:46,827 --> 00:57:48,551 ♪ Greater part ♪ 1480 00:57:48,551 --> 00:57:51,896 ♪ When your battles wear your down ♪ 1481 00:57:51,896 --> 00:57:54,724 ♪ Here's my advice ♪ 1482 00:57:54,724 --> 00:57:57,000 ♪ Here's my advice ♪ 1483 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,965 ♪ When you're feeling down and out ♪ 1484 00:57:58,965 --> 00:58:01,379 ♪ And you've got troubles on your mind ♪ 1485 00:58:01,379 --> 00:58:03,655 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1486 00:58:03,655 --> 00:58:04,896 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1487 00:58:04,896 --> 00:58:07,379 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1488 00:58:07,379 --> 00:58:10,310 [cheers and applause] 1489 00:58:14,689 --> 00:58:17,172 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1490 00:58:23,103 --> 00:58:25,241 The Vivienne. 1491 00:58:25,241 --> 00:58:28,000 Con-drag-ulations. You're a winner, baby. 1492 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,517 [cheers and applause] 1493 00:58:30,517 --> 00:58:34,620 You've won a cash tip of $10,000. 1494 00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:41,137 Jinkx Monsoon, you are free to slay another day. 1495 00:58:43,068 --> 00:58:44,448 You may step to the back of the stage. 1496 00:58:44,448 --> 00:58:46,413 [applause] 1497 00:58:46,413 --> 00:58:48,448 Well done, Jinkxy. 1498 00:58:48,448 --> 00:58:52,758 Queens, please join The Vivienne on the main stage. 1499 00:58:59,172 --> 00:59:04,620 The Vivienne, with great power comes great responsibility. 1500 00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:07,034 Using the platinum plunger... 1501 00:59:07,034 --> 00:59:09,689 Who's ready for me to pull the plunge? 1502 00:59:09,689 --> 00:59:11,379 [all laugh] 1503 00:59:11,379 --> 00:59:14,793 Show us which queen you've chosen to block. 1504 00:59:14,793 --> 00:59:17,206 I feel the power of the plunger, 1505 00:59:17,206 --> 00:59:19,517 and it feels absolutely amazing. 1506 00:59:19,517 --> 00:59:23,689 I am ready as I will ever be 1507 00:59:23,689 --> 00:59:25,034 to block somebody. 1508 00:59:25,034 --> 00:59:27,448 [evil laugh] 1509 00:59:31,931 --> 00:59:33,689 [all chuckle] 1510 00:59:33,689 --> 00:59:37,310 Do you want 200 grand or do you want a friend? 1511 00:59:37,310 --> 00:59:39,103 [laughs] 1512 00:59:40,758 --> 00:59:42,413 You can buy friends. 1513 00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:54,310 Oh. 1514 00:59:54,310 --> 00:59:57,034 [all laugh] 1515 00:59:59,034 --> 01:00:01,689 Monét X Change has had that legendary Legend Star 1516 01:00:01,689 --> 01:00:04,068 sat on her tit for three weeks, 1517 01:00:04,068 --> 01:00:05,241 and not one person's blocked her. 1518 01:00:05,241 --> 01:00:08,206 So take the plunger and sit down. 1519 01:00:08,206 --> 01:00:10,344 [laughs] 1520 01:00:10,344 --> 01:00:11,586 I object. 1521 01:00:11,586 --> 01:00:13,344 [all laugh] 1522 01:00:13,344 --> 01:00:16,034 You can object all you want, love, it's yours. 1523 01:00:17,068 --> 01:00:18,827 Game on. 1524 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:24,206 Monét, next week you can compete and even win, 1525 01:00:24,206 --> 01:00:26,379 but The Vivienne has blocked you 1526 01:00:26,379 --> 01:00:30,068 from earning a legendary Legend Star. 1527 01:00:30,068 --> 01:00:33,000 Next week was a hot dog eating contest, right? 1528 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,758 [all laugh] 1529 01:00:34,758 --> 01:00:36,344 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1530 01:00:36,344 --> 01:00:41,344 And remember, if you cannot love yourself... 1531 01:00:41,344 --> 01:00:42,689 [laughs] 1532 01:00:42,689 --> 01:00:43,827 How in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1533 01:00:43,827 --> 01:00:44,931 Can I get an "amen" over here? 1534 01:00:44,931 --> 01:00:46,034 -Amen! -Amen! 1535 01:00:46,034 --> 01:00:47,689 All right. Now let the music play. 1536 01:00:47,689 --> 01:00:50,724 [music plays] 1537 01:00:50,724 --> 01:00:54,310 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1538 01:00:54,310 --> 01:00:57,965 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1539 01:01:01,103 --> 01:01:02,103 [laughs] 1540 01:01:02,103 --> 01:01:05,793 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 1541 01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:07,172 RuPaul: Next time onAll Stars... 1542 01:01:07,172 --> 01:01:10,103 I was thinking of blocking someone else. 1543 01:01:10,103 --> 01:01:11,689 [laughs] 1544 01:01:11,689 --> 01:01:14,275 Duly noted, The Vivienne. 1545 01:01:14,275 --> 01:01:16,310 For this week's maxi-challenge, 1546 01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:18,448 you need to write and deliver 1547 01:01:18,448 --> 01:01:20,862 an uplifting commencement speech. 1548 01:01:20,862 --> 01:01:23,241 Does that mean I'm finally gonna get a degree? 1549 01:01:23,241 --> 01:01:26,137 I'm gonna make sure Vivienne has her work cut out for her. 1550 01:01:26,137 --> 01:01:27,827 What are you two shady bitches talking about over there? 1551 01:01:27,827 --> 01:01:29,103 [laughs] 1552 01:01:29,103 --> 01:01:31,482 I'm so geeked by this fucking twist. 1553 01:01:31,482 --> 01:01:32,517 Ooh, I'm gonna get her. 1554 01:01:32,517 --> 01:01:33,689 Ooh, it's gonna taste so good. 1555 01:01:33,689 --> 01:01:34,724 [smacks lips] 1556 01:01:34,724 --> 01:01:37,758 I do put the ass in tassel. 1557 01:01:37,758 --> 01:01:40,482 This is as good as it's ever going to fucking get. 1558 01:01:40,482 --> 01:01:41,586 [all laugh] 1559 01:01:41,586 --> 01:01:43,448 Because we're all gonna die. 1560 01:01:43,448 --> 01:01:44,862 [all laugh] 1561 01:01:44,862 --> 01:01:45,862 Aah! 1562 01:01:45,862 --> 01:01:47,310 [applause] 1563 01:01:47,310 --> 01:01:49,586 [all laugh] 1564 01:01:49,586 --> 01:01:53,793 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1565 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:57,172 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1566 01:01:57,172 --> 01:02:00,793 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1567 01:02:14,068 --> 01:02:16,034 ♪ Cover girl ♪