1 00:00:01,103 --> 00:00:06,034 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:06,034 --> 00:00:08,137 RuPaul: Previously on All Stars... 3 00:00:08,206 --> 00:00:09,344 Yvie went from zero stars 4 00:00:09,413 --> 00:00:11,586 to literally 14 in one week. 5 00:00:11,655 --> 00:00:12,827 [all laugh] 6 00:00:12,896 --> 00:00:14,586 For this week's maxi-challenge, 7 00:00:14,655 --> 00:00:18,241 you need to create a signature look 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,862 inspired by one of my classic looks. 9 00:00:20,931 --> 00:00:23,724 So, Viv, are you wishing you had blocked someone else 10 00:00:23,793 --> 00:00:25,758 now that you know it's a design challenge? 11 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:26,793 [all laugh] 12 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,172 Uh, yeah. 13 00:00:28,241 --> 00:00:30,517 Trinity the Tuck. 14 00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:33,586 My goodness, is this just beautiful. 15 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:35,862 -Thank you. -Jaida Essence Hall. 16 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:38,068 It's like a Bob Mackie for Cher 17 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:40,413 amazing quality garment. 18 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:43,896 Jaida Essence Hall and Trinity the Tuck, 19 00:00:43,965 --> 00:00:45,000 con-drag-ulations. 20 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,517 You've each earned 21 00:00:46,586 --> 00:00:48,965 a legendary Legend Star. 22 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:50,448 This is your chance 23 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,000 to block one of you fellow queens 24 00:00:53,068 --> 00:00:57,965 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 25 00:00:58,034 --> 00:01:00,310 Trinity the Tuck, con-drag-ulations. 26 00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:02,068 You're a winner, baby. 27 00:01:02,137 --> 00:01:03,344 Yay! [applause] 28 00:01:03,413 --> 00:01:06,655 With great power comes great responsibility. 29 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:11,206 I have to stop you in your tracks. 30 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,586 Whoo! Come on, Jaida. 31 00:01:17,655 --> 00:01:19,103 The rematch. 32 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:21,172 Remix part deux. 33 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:22,379 Hot diggity dog. 34 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:24,344 I'm part of the two star club, bitch. 35 00:01:24,413 --> 00:01:26,793 Call me the Hollywood Walk of Fame, bitch. 36 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:29,033 All the stars. 37 00:01:29,103 --> 00:01:31,033 Walk all over me! 38 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:32,931 Congratulations, ladies. 39 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,723 I got the $10,000. 40 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:37,206 -Yes, money. -Finally. 41 00:01:37,275 --> 00:01:39,655 Jaida has three stars. 42 00:01:39,723 --> 00:01:40,793 Bitch, three stars. 43 00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:43,448 What the hell? That's crazy. 44 00:01:43,517 --> 00:01:45,827 I had this fantasy in my mind 45 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,862 that I was going to be the first and only queen 46 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:50,378 to get three stars, and I did. 47 00:01:50,448 --> 00:01:52,413 [laughs] 48 00:01:52,482 --> 00:01:56,206 See, sometimes it pays off to be delusional. 49 00:01:56,275 --> 00:01:57,931 It's very weird to be, like, 50 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,137 a star ahead of anybody else in the competition. 51 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,206 It's kind of crazy. 52 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:03,103 But you technically 53 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:05,724 would have three stars as of today 54 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,448 -had you not been blocked. -What? 55 00:02:08,517 --> 00:02:10,793 -[laughs] -Aah! 56 00:02:10,862 --> 00:02:12,344 [whispers] You're blocked. 57 00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:13,965 That was so week one. 58 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:16,068 We've grown past that. 59 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,137 [all laugh] 60 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,724 [laughs] Have we? 61 00:02:19,793 --> 00:02:20,758 Let's be real. 62 00:02:20,827 --> 00:02:23,103 I am slaying the game, 63 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:25,310 and I would be in the lead 64 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,172 if is wasn't for shady-ass Shea. 65 00:02:27,241 --> 00:02:29,896 Rethinking my block, honey. 66 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,000 Uh. 67 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:33,827 Oh. 68 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:37,172 Oh, she's coming right over here. 69 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,517 [laughs] 70 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:42,379 Let me sit next to my good sis. 71 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:43,620 Why'd you block me? 72 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:48,000 Um...rationally, it came down to y'all two. 73 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,930 You both have two stars. 74 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,689 Neither one of y'all had been blocked yet. 75 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:54,206 And then she was in the top, 76 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,275 so it just came down to you. 77 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:59,137 That's legit. I'll take it up to the handle. 78 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:00,172 [all laugh] 79 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:01,517 I will be honest. 80 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:03,896 I thought maybe Jinkxy-poo a little bit, 81 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:05,448 but she's been blocked already. 82 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:06,793 She's been blocked more than my eyebrows. 83 00:03:06,862 --> 00:03:09,137 [all laugh] 84 00:03:09,206 --> 00:03:10,517 Imagine if you got blocked today. 85 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:11,896 I would have been cracking up. 86 00:03:11,965 --> 00:03:14,103 I'm trying to be cool about it. 87 00:03:14,172 --> 00:03:16,827 I'm trying to be, like, yeah, man, whatever. 88 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,448 And at the same time, 89 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:20,275 I feel like don't look at me. 90 00:03:20,344 --> 00:03:22,172 Don't look at me. 91 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:26,068 Don't you look at me with that block. 92 00:03:26,137 --> 00:03:27,206 Who has two stars? 93 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,413 Not me. 94 00:03:28,482 --> 00:03:29,448 -Two. Two. 95 00:03:29,517 --> 00:03:30,448 I have two. 96 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:31,586 Three. 97 00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:33,067 -One. -One. 98 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:35,172 -One. -One. 99 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:36,930 How do y'all think, that, like, 100 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,413 anybody's gonna make a path to get to the finale? 101 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:41,793 Ask Jaida. 102 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:43,103 Because there's only a few more weeks left. 103 00:03:43,172 --> 00:03:44,275 Four challenges left. 104 00:03:44,344 --> 00:03:46,620 So, I mean, technically at the moment, 105 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:48,379 with one star we'd have to be in the top 106 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:50,000 at least twice more. 107 00:03:50,067 --> 00:03:52,310 Oh, my God. Viv, shut the fuck up. 108 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:54,067 Which is even more frustrating. 109 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:55,482 I'm not saying that I'm, like, 110 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:57,896 a mathematician or anything, but... 111 00:03:57,965 --> 00:03:59,379 [all laugh] 112 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,689 ...those numbers don't look good to me. 113 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,724 [all laugh] 114 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:05,758 I need to win every week. 115 00:04:05,827 --> 00:04:07,758 Four of the girls up in this werkroom 116 00:04:07,827 --> 00:04:09,206 are going to the finale. 117 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:11,448 With only four weeks left, 118 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:15,206 girl, how am I supposed to win enough stars? 119 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:17,413 Go-Go Gadget math symbols, 120 00:04:17,481 --> 00:04:20,000 because I'm sitting here bald headed 121 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:22,172 with one star. 122 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:23,862 I feel raggedy as hell. 123 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,931 I'm geeked, bitch. 124 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,655 When you and I started the competition-- 125 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:30,586 -We were like... -Working bitches. 126 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:32,724 And now we're just here, like... ♪ okay ♪ 127 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,344 [both laugh] 128 00:04:35,413 --> 00:04:36,551 I know for a fact 129 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,965 I'm one of the fiercest bitches here. 130 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:39,965 It just doesn't add up. It just doesn't make sense. 131 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:43,206 So I need to put the pedal to the metal, 132 00:04:43,275 --> 00:04:45,931 bring my belt up to my nipples, 133 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,724 strap in, 134 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:50,896 and make the star appear in my clutches. 135 00:04:50,965 --> 00:04:53,241 ♪ Three stars, Jaida's got the three stars ♪ 136 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:56,620 Please, Ru, may I have some more? 137 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:00,068 -Yah! -Aah! 138 00:05:00,137 --> 00:05:02,379 Get out of here. I gotta urinate. 139 00:05:02,448 --> 00:05:04,275 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 140 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:06,482 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 141 00:05:06,551 --> 00:05:08,000 receives a one-year supply 142 00:05:08,068 --> 00:05:10,448 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 143 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:13,586 a cash price of $200,000, 144 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:17,206 and will be crowned queen of all queens. 145 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,689 With extra-special guest judge 146 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:22,413 writer and director Janicza Bravo. 147 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:24,172 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 148 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,620 ♪ May the best drag queen ♪ 149 00:05:25,689 --> 00:05:32,379 ♪ Best drag queen win ♪ 150 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:34,000 ♪ Yes ♪ 151 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:36,448 -Ooh. -All rightza. 152 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:39,068 -She's ready to go. -[laughs] 153 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:41,724 Guten morgen, meine lieblings. 154 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:43,034 It's a brand-new day, 155 00:05:43,103 --> 00:05:46,551 and I've got the whole world in front of me. 156 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,068 The world is full of possibilities 157 00:05:49,137 --> 00:05:51,172 for a young Jinkx Monsoon. 158 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:52,931 [laughs] 159 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,517 Well, Monét, you did not get the memo 160 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:58,068 of black and white or off white. 161 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:00,413 -It's a new alliance, Monét. -Oh, that's what this is. 162 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:01,827 Everybody except Monét alliance. 163 00:06:01,896 --> 00:06:03,000 [all laugh] 164 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:04,241 Oh, my God. 165 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:05,655 [alarm] Oh! 166 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:07,827 [all laugh] 167 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:09,517 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 168 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:12,793 She done already done had herses. 169 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:14,827 Hey, ho's. 170 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,620 Who comes but once a year, 171 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:20,448 and still ain't nobody complaining? 172 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,310 So you better sit on his lap 173 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:24,517 and make it rain, dear, 174 00:06:24,586 --> 00:06:27,586 or he'll give you something to really scream about. 175 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,137 [giggles] 176 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,689 [all laugh] 177 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,793 Oh, my God, it's Christmas. 178 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:34,068 It's Christmas. 179 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,448 We're about to get a huge package. 180 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:37,517 [all laugh] 181 00:06:37,586 --> 00:06:39,379 Hello, hello, hello. 182 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:40,793 [cheering] 183 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:42,655 Come on, suit. 184 00:06:42,724 --> 00:06:47,724 My legends, it's the most wonderful time of the year. 185 00:06:47,793 --> 00:06:49,206 Halloween! 186 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,068 [all laugh] 187 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:52,310 Well... 188 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,344 [all laugh] 189 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,862 For this week's maxi-challenge, 190 00:06:55,931 --> 00:06:59,724 you'll be starring in the soon-to-be cult classic 191 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,931 Santa's School for Girls. 192 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,689 Oh! [all laugh] 193 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,448 #AllStars7. 194 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:08,379 Now, it's part Christmas movie, 195 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:11,931 part horror film, part Mean Girls. 196 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,068 -Yes! -Ooh! 197 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:18,310 And, yes, it came to me in an Ayahuasca dream. 198 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:20,413 [all laugh] 199 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,103 Now, Trinity, since you won last week, 200 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:26,068 you'll be in charge of assigning the roles. 201 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:30,172 Hi. [all laugh] 202 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:32,758 Later today, you'll head to the set, 203 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,758 where you'll be working with me 204 00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:37,103 and our extra-special guest judge, 205 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:40,758 the writer and director of the acclaimed film Zola. 206 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:41,862 [gasps] 207 00:07:41,931 --> 00:07:45,034 That's right, Janicza Bravo. 208 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:47,275 [cheers and applause] 209 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:49,413 Racers, start your engines, 210 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:53,793 and may the best Legend win. 211 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:55,724 [cheers and applause] 212 00:07:57,896 --> 00:07:59,620 -Yes. -Ahh. 213 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:01,103 Let's sit. 214 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:02,793 This week's maxi-challenge 215 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:07,724 is the soon-to-be cult classic Santa's School for Girls. 216 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:08,965 This is the Legend season. 217 00:08:09,034 --> 00:08:11,068 We need this to be Oscar worthy, 218 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:13,034 not straight to DVD. 219 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:14,586 So do y'all wanna, like, read over everything, 220 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:16,172 and then we could, like, decide? 221 00:08:16,241 --> 00:08:21,344 I have the task of casting this production. 222 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,758 That is a lot of pressure. 223 00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:26,620 Nutmegan Kelly, the headmistress, 224 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:28,206 Christmas traditionalist. 225 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,103 There's something sinister about her. 226 00:08:31,172 --> 00:08:33,688 We want to make Christmas great again! 227 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:34,688 Oh, God. 228 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,758 [all laugh] 229 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:39,379 Miss Toe, the cool teacher. 230 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:40,620 Noelle, the new girl. 231 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,206 Open-minded, unique, and a funky style. 232 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:45,137 And then there's the naughty girls, 233 00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:49,206 starting with Scrooge, a goth girl with Rizzo attitude. 234 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:51,655 And then there's Hannah, the nerd. 235 00:08:51,724 --> 00:08:55,310 The nice girls: Merry, the leader, Regina George type. 236 00:08:55,379 --> 00:08:56,827 [all laugh] 237 00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,344 -Okay. -Ooh, okay. 238 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,068 Holly, the shopaholic. 239 00:09:00,137 --> 00:09:03,896 Joy, the dumb one, always the last to get the joke. 240 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:06,310 I like Nogigging-- 241 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,482 Nogegg. 242 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:09,448 Nogegg. Oh, I get it. 243 00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:12,241 I like nogegg-- I mean, eggnog. 244 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,862 I thought you were doing the character. 245 00:09:13,931 --> 00:09:15,793 [all laugh] 246 00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:17,689 I think you've just assigned Joy to you. 247 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,689 [all laugh] 248 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,379 I wanna make a list. 249 00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:22,827 I'm gonna try to place everybody with what they want. 250 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,068 -I say Hannah or Joy. -Okay. 251 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:29,620 Headmistress Nutmegan or Miss Toe. 252 00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:31,137 Noelle? 253 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:34,206 -Nutmegan, the headmistress. -Scrooge. 254 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:37,931 The Viv, since you let me pick the fabric first... 255 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,655 Mm, mm, mm. Trinity. 256 00:09:39,724 --> 00:09:40,931 Yay! 257 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,379 I'm gonna let you have your first choice, 258 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,586 which was Nutmeg. 259 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:46,103 -Thank you. -Okay. 260 00:09:46,172 --> 00:09:47,931 I've got my first pick. What'd everyone else get? 261 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,482 I'm gonna go with Joy. 262 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,517 Shea, we'll do Noelle for you. 263 00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:53,448 Jaida, do Hannah. 264 00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:54,965 Yvie, we'll do Merry for you. 265 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:57,241 Raja, you're Scrooge. 266 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,379 Jinkx, since Nutmegan is taken-- 267 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:00,413 Miss Toe. 268 00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:03,068 I was open to Miss Toe as well. 269 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:09,551 I know that Jinkx would do a great job as Miss Toe. 270 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:10,965 But you know what? 271 00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:13,241 Jinkx has won three challenges, she has two stars, 272 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,896 so I'm not gonna let her come up in here and win 273 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:16,379 and get a third star. 274 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:17,620 Absolutely not. 275 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:18,896 We could do auditions. 276 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:21,172 -I live for the auditions. -Okay. 277 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:22,827 Beautiful, girls. 278 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:25,448 As the great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 279 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,586 we don't make mistakes, 280 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:29,689 just happy little accidents. Yah. 281 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:30,689 "Yah." 282 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,896 Beautiful, girls. 283 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,758 As the great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 284 00:10:35,827 --> 00:10:39,689 we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents. 285 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,379 Oh, this is Jinkx. 286 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:44,655 Me and Monét have an alliance, 287 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:49,068 and we're not out to be shady towards anybody. 288 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:51,103 But we are looking after each other, 289 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,344 and so... 290 00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:55,724 -I'll do Miss Toe for you. -Okay. 291 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,000 So, Jinkx, you're Holly. 292 00:10:58,068 --> 00:11:00,965 [laughs] 293 00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:03,379 Oh, gosh. 294 00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:07,103 It's a super fun script. 295 00:11:07,172 --> 00:11:09,172 I think the headmistress is stuck in a time capsule. 296 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,482 She still thinks she's in, like, old Hollywood. 297 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:12,793 [laughs] 298 00:11:12,862 --> 00:11:14,758 She's gonna be this very transatlantic 299 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:16,310 Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford, 300 00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:18,241 crazy behind the eyes, very shoulders. 301 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,137 [inhales] 302 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,103 And I'm gonna be dead behind the eyes. 303 00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,724 [laughs] 304 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,517 Headmistress with an evil side. 305 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,310 I mean, come on. 306 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,379 This is a role of a lifetime. 307 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:31,689 I've been dreaming of playing this part 308 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,068 since I was four years old. 309 00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:35,000 I'm just gonna go Joan Crawford all the way. 310 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,241 Don't fuck with me, fellas! 311 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:41,896 This ain't my first time at the rodeo. 312 00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,551 Let's go. 313 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,827 Do you like your role? 314 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:49,586 Um, yes. 315 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:52,068 You know, she's the straight character, 316 00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:54,931 but it's just about finding those nuances. 317 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,379 How about you? 318 00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,517 I, like, could totally see, like, nineties grunge, 319 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,068 like, gothic Raja. 320 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,724 Scrooge the goth girl 321 00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:06,000 basically is, like, Nancy from The Craft. 322 00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:08,793 She's a little bit Lydia in Beetlejuice. 323 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,241 I really wanted that one, 324 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,241 just because, you know, I didn't need a ton of lines, 325 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:13,689 but, you know, I like a look. 326 00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,413 Yes. [both laugh] 327 00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:18,344 She's, like, a professional eye roller, you know? 328 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,793 She's like, ugh. Me. 329 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:20,896 So pretty much me. 330 00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:22,482 I love this character. 331 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,620 This character actually might be, like, eight different girls 332 00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,655 that I had a crush on when I was in high school. 333 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:28,551 So I get it. I know this person. 334 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,758 She's angsty. She's, like, whatever. 335 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,655 You know, kind of me. 336 00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,758 This is such a tight race, 337 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,620 and it's gonna be such a tight race, 338 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,275 I feel like, down to the last star. 339 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:43,586 I have three stars, so I feel like I can see a way to the top, 340 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,689 especially if I win another challenge. 341 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,965 But, I mean, there are some really good actors 342 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,517 in this group of people, so-- 343 00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,655 I know there are. There's a lot of really-- 344 00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,448 This challenge is going to be difficult. 345 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:55,931 I have to stay focused. 346 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,172 Keep your mind right and your ass-- 347 00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,241 keep your ass right--no. 348 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:02,551 Keep your ass right and your mind will follow. 349 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,344 But switchies. 350 00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:08,310 Ziggies. [laughs] 351 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,034 I wanted to check in on you. 352 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,068 Why? [both laugh] 353 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:14,827 Because, I mean, I know that that's not what you wanted. 354 00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,827 I wasn't trying to be, like-- 355 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,586 No, I feel like-- 356 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,413 I really tried to give everybody what they wanted. 357 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:21,724 -I'm not bitter. -Okay. 358 00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,517 I just need to breathe through 359 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,724 not getting any of the roles I wanted. 360 00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,689 -[laughs] -Yeah. I'm sorry. 361 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,724 If anything, it's an even bigger challenge 362 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,758 to shine in one of the smaller roles you didn't want, so... 363 00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,172 Yeah. 364 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,862 Well, I didn't even realize how small mine was. 365 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,241 Well, I'm just gonna have-- 366 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,344 I mean, literally, if I have, like, five lines, 367 00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,862 I'm gonna make them the longest lines in the whole scene. 368 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:44,172 -[laughs] -Yeah. No, drawn out. 369 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,482 Admittedly, I'm not happy with my role. 370 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,517 But I know my skills. I know what I'm good at. 371 00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:52,965 I know I can take the smallest character 372 00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:55,172 and make it stand out. 373 00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:58,103 Scrooge. Scrooge. 374 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,862 Scrudge! 375 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,689 And now I'm just excited to be Holly 376 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:07,896 for the next however many hours this is going to taaa... 377 00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,241 aaa... 378 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,103 aaa... 379 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,862 ...take. 380 00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,517 [chuckles] 381 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:20,344 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 382 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:22,620 [RuPaul laughs] 383 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,965 [RuPaul laughs] 384 00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,310 Oh, dear. 385 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,448 [both laugh] 386 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,620 This week's maxi-challenge 387 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,931 will be acting and starring 388 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,275 in Santa's School for Girls. 389 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:43,655 Ru, I'm ready for my closeup. 390 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,275 Ooh. 391 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,448 Young female ingénue, check. 392 00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:51,379 Say hello to Janicza Bravo. 393 00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,379 -Hi. -Hello. 394 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,310 Hi. Thank you so much for having me. 395 00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,896 I am such a fan of all of you. 396 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,793 I can't wait to play with you today. 397 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,965 That's right, you're in the capable hands 398 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,137 of an A-list director. 399 00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,862 Am I really auditioning for a role? 400 00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,586 Janicza, hire me, girl. 401 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:10,517 I gotta put my big girl panty acting on. 402 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:11,793 My--wait. 403 00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,275 I gotta put my big girl acting panties on. 404 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:16,689 Okay, Shea and Viv are first. 405 00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,310 And action. 406 00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:21,275 Welcome to Santa's School for Girls. 407 00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:25,310 Thanks, Headmistress Nutmegan. 408 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:29,206 Noelle, please. Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg. 409 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,965 That was fantastic. 410 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,586 What you're doing is magical, 411 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,517 and I love how you're playing with your mouth 412 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,068 and how you're moving through it. 413 00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,758 Between the two of you, I would try to lose some of the air. 414 00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,931 -It could be a bit snappier. -Cool. 415 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,344 And action. 416 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:45,103 Oh. Thank you, Headmistress Nutmegan. 417 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:49,482 Noelle, please. Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg. 418 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:52,172 Listen, Noelle, at Santa's-- 419 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,103 Ru, stop! 420 00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,896 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 421 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:58,758 [all laugh] 422 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,241 And meanwhile, your ass looks mint. 423 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,655 Thank you. 424 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,896 Your ass is doing all the acting that you will ever need. 425 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,068 [all laugh] 426 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,137 All right, that's a wrap. 427 00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,344 Phone my agent quick. 428 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,724 What's the new Hollywood blockbuster? 429 00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:13,862 I mean, I'm in Hollywood. 430 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,655 There's no point in going home now. 431 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,413 [laughs] 432 00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:18,965 And action. 433 00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:22,206 This is Merry, Holly, and Joy, 434 00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:23,689 the nice girls. 435 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:26,206 -Hail, Santa. -Hail, Santa. 436 00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,896 And cut. For the "Hail, Santa," 437 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,137 I think that's a great place 438 00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:31,103 to kind of try and find the unity, right? 439 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,793 Because what I'm feeling is three individuals 440 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,689 as opposed to, like, one kind of nucleus. 441 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,275 -Does that make sense? -Yeah. 442 00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:41,413 All: Hail, Santa. 443 00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,655 [laughs] 444 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,758 You still believe in Santa? 445 00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:47,000 [all gasp] 446 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,137 And cut. 447 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,517 In the moment where Shea says, 448 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,379 "You still believe in Santa," 449 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,275 it would be amazing to have some kind of, like, 450 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,551 individual big feeling about what that is. 451 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,758 Like the... [gasp]? 452 00:16:58,827 --> 00:16:59,965 Yes, yes, you know, 453 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,758 but feel it, like, from your feet up. 454 00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:03,482 Awesome. Let's go again. 455 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:06,310 You guys still believe in Santa? 456 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,344 [all gasp] As in the jolly fat guy? 457 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:09,655 And cut. 458 00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,413 I feel we wanna get a little bit bigger. 459 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:13,413 Yeah. 460 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,172 [all gasp] 461 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,827 -As in the jolly old fat guy? -Aah! 462 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,827 Ahh... 463 00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:22,517 That's enough! 464 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,517 And cut. That was beautiful. 465 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,896 That was so fun. 466 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:28,724 It was individual, but unified. 467 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:32,655 I am in love with Janicza Bravo. 468 00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:36,482 She is possibly the best, most dedicated person 469 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,551 I have ever seen in that director's seat. 470 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,827 Plus, she speaks in the hippie words that I understand. 471 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,379 "Energy." 472 00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:44,724 It still had a good deal of energy, 473 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,482 and that was just really exciting. 474 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,000 "Divine." 475 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,137 The delivery feels divine. 476 00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,517 "Manifest." 477 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:53,655 I really still wanna be able to feel you. 478 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,517 We could vibe, and I'm going to give her my best because of it. 479 00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,344 All right, moving on to our second setup. 480 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,758 I love your dreads. They look so real. 481 00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,206 They are, Ru. 482 00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:05,862 I took off that bald cap I've been wearing all season. 483 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,068 [all laugh] 484 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,620 I was, like, I've had it. 485 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,344 I wanna show Ru the real me. 486 00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:14,241 [all laugh] 487 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,310 Action. 488 00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:18,137 Absolutely beautiful, girls. 489 00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:21,379 As the late, great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 490 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:25,103 we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 491 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,827 And cut. 492 00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:28,620 -You're doing this Womana voice. -Yeah. 493 00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:32,137 I think Monét's regular voice is Womana enough for me. 494 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:33,448 Okay. 495 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,586 Can I hear you say the first few lines 496 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:38,241 without sounding like Janice from the Muppets? 497 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,827 [all laugh] 498 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,413 And action. 499 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:44,137 Absolutely beautiful, girls. 500 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,310 Oh, as the great Bob "Diana" Ross said, 501 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:51,724 we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 502 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,758 That felt so much better. 503 00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,172 I don't know if that felt better for you. 504 00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,931 -It did, it did. Yeah. -It did, right? 505 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,034 I felt who Monét is as a teacher. 506 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,448 I felt Earth Mother in there. 507 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:02,965 [deep voice] Oh, yeah, I'll do it that way. 508 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,689 [all laugh] 509 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:06,448 And action. 510 00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,758 Noelle, why are you over there talking to those losers? 511 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:14,068 I heard they're here on scholarship. 512 00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:18,241 Scholarship? I've never gotten a scholarship. 513 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,965 In fact, my parents have to pay extra 514 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,448 for me to even come here. 515 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,896 And cut. 516 00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,344 Jaida, I just wanna commend you on your physicality. 517 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,896 Even when you weren't speaking, 518 00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:30,517 you were so inside of that character, 519 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,758 and I think that that's so beautiful, 520 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,724 and it shines, so bravo. 521 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,241 -Thank you. -And then Trinity, 522 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,206 instead of going dumb and giggly, 523 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:40,137 you're going ehh. 524 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827 She laughs at her own dumbness, 525 00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:44,172 but it's not, like, oh, help me, you know? 526 00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:45,448 Okay, so just be dumb and silly. 527 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,517 Dumb and silly and fun. 528 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,241 You love being dumb. 529 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,758 -Okay, I love being dumb. -Yeah. 530 00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:50,896 [all laugh] 531 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,827 Yeah, take pleasure in your absence. 532 00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,068 -Okay. -Yes. 533 00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:56,137 I love this direction for me. 534 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,517 [all laugh] 535 00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,275 I've never even gotten a scholarship. 536 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:06,344 In fact, my parents paid extra for me to even be here. 537 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,172 -[laughs] -Cut. 538 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,896 I saw the pleasure in your absence. 539 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:12,034 It was funnier. 540 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:16,206 Okay, good. Hello, award-winning stupid. 541 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:17,310 Ha! 542 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,862 And action. 543 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:23,000 Miss Scrooge, you're late. 544 00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:26,758 Sorry. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 545 00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:30,034 [all gasp] Oh, come, all ye faithful. 546 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,172 And cut. 547 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:32,724 Raja, you were wonderful. 548 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,275 I love your attitude coming in. 549 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,172 That was so good, that swagger was so good. 550 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:40,793 I wanna also be super pointed when you deliver that line. 551 00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:43,000 -Okay. -And action. 552 00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:47,206 Sorry. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 553 00:20:47,275 --> 00:20:48,655 [all gasp] 554 00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,689 Oh, come, all ye faithful. 555 00:20:50,758 --> 00:20:52,241 [RuPaul laughs] 556 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,482 Eew! 557 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,206 So cute. 558 00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,482 And cut. 559 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,413 -[laughs] -That felt great. 560 00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,551 I loved how you sold your line, Raja. 561 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,172 Like this? 562 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,448 Ultimately, I wanna make people laugh through this character, 563 00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:07,275 and show an endearing side to her, you know? 564 00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:08,586 I mean, she's going through a lot. 565 00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,896 Maybe there's a reason why she's so angsty, 566 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,655 and that has to come through as well. 567 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:14,206 You know, acting. 568 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,482 Method. 569 00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,344 We gotta move on, great. 570 00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:20,103 -Action. -Come on, girls. 571 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:22,655 Let's go brush our teeth and trim our trees 572 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,689 in case Santa comes in the night. 573 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,793 And cut. I have a question. 574 00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:32,413 Is there some joke to be had 575 00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,310 around "Let's go brush our teeth 576 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,586 and trim our trees in case Santa comes in the night?" 577 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,689 Does "come" do something for you? 578 00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:40,724 -Oh, does it. -Come does a lot for me. 579 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:41,724 Okay, great. 580 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,413 Yeah, I would play with that. 581 00:21:43,482 --> 00:21:45,000 I wanna hear it more. 582 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,931 So I would just color those lines a little bit more, 583 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,172 so I can hear the sort of waxing of the crotch 584 00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:52,931 and then the potential coming, right? 585 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,793 I wanna hear both of those. 586 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:58,413 Let's try one more, and have fun, loosen it up. 587 00:21:58,482 --> 00:21:59,724 Come on, girls. 588 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:03,034 Let's go brush our teeth and trim our trees 589 00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:06,379 in case Santa comes in the night. 590 00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:08,724 Amazing, amazing. 591 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,241 I thought Santa was coming. 592 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,724 [laughs] Stupid. 593 00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,586 It's great. I think we have it. 594 00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:15,758 Stupid. 595 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,068 We got it. We definitely got it. 596 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:18,344 That was beautiful. 597 00:22:18,413 --> 00:22:20,551 I think Paramount+ 598 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,310 is gonna be calling for the series. 599 00:22:22,379 --> 00:22:25,000 [all laugh] 600 00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:30,689 -Left, right, left, right. -Left, right, left, right. 601 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:33,310 Oh, my God, we're both too old for this. 602 00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,586 Oh, my God, Jinkx. 603 00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:35,551 You're a full six years younger than me. 604 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,689 Oh, my God. 605 00:22:36,758 --> 00:22:39,068 Take it in, bitch. 606 00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:41,310 Aah! 607 00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:44,965 Today we get to see our final product 608 00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:46,586 of Santa's School for Girls. 609 00:22:46,655 --> 00:22:48,000 And more importantly, 610 00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:50,965 we're gonna learn what the judges think about it. 611 00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:54,655 So I got my little fingies crossed, 612 00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:57,241 because I think half the girls in the room, given the chance, 613 00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,862 they would block me, you know? 614 00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,172 But I'm also the only girl who's been blocked twice, 615 00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:05,517 so maybe, maybe the girls will have pity on me. 616 00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:07,931 [laughs] 617 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,689 -Christina! -Christina! 618 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,206 Bring me the axe. 619 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:14,689 Aah! 620 00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:16,689 [all laugh] 621 00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:18,206 Wait. Do you understand what pussy poppin' is now 622 00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:19,448 at this point? 623 00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:21,137 Right, I think it's this. Is it this? 624 00:23:21,206 --> 00:23:23,241 -Yes! -Is it? 625 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:25,068 Yes! 626 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,172 Is it? 627 00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:28,965 Pussy, pussy, pussy poppin'. 628 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,206 Okay. 629 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,344 You've gotta do that for the lip sync. 630 00:23:32,413 --> 00:23:34,103 Oh, so you think I'm in the lip sync? 631 00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:36,793 It was so good, Viv. 632 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,758 Like, really good. 633 00:23:38,827 --> 00:23:40,931 So iconic, so memorable. 634 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,241 I mean, I had two lines, but, hey. 635 00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,275 Yeah, I think you had a small part, 636 00:23:45,344 --> 00:23:46,793 but you really, like, did, like, really great work with it. 637 00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:48,862 -You really did, yeah. -Thank you, thank you. 638 00:23:48,931 --> 00:23:51,448 And the best part about it was Trinity didn't even have to act. 639 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,310 She just had to read the lines. 640 00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:54,965 [all laugh] 641 00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,655 I feel like Monét killed her part. 642 00:23:56,724 --> 00:23:58,586 Girl, that note, that worked so well 643 00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:00,344 once you changed that voice up. 644 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,413 She said, Monét, go deeper. 645 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,758 [laughs] She sure did. 646 00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:04,965 [deep voice] Okay, Simba. 647 00:24:05,034 --> 00:24:07,413 And, oh, my gosh, Raja was so funny. 648 00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:09,206 Speak for yourself. 649 00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:11,793 [laughs] 650 00:24:11,862 --> 00:24:14,275 I had a blast filming Santa's School for Girls. 651 00:24:14,344 --> 00:24:15,896 I'm very excited to see it. 652 00:24:15,965 --> 00:24:17,827 It's like when you've gotta go to the bathroom 653 00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:20,000 and you're trying to reach for your house keys 654 00:24:20,068 --> 00:24:21,517 and you can't get the house keys 655 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,586 and you end up pissing on yourself? 656 00:24:23,655 --> 00:24:25,310 I'm beyond that point. 657 00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:27,241 I'm past looking for the keys. 658 00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:30,310 I've already pissed on myself or something like that. 659 00:24:30,379 --> 00:24:32,862 I just would like to remind the group 660 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,965 there are two people that still have not been blocked. 661 00:24:35,034 --> 00:24:37,724 I just wanna just throw that out there. 662 00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,206 Leave me alone, please! 663 00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:42,275 Y'all are sheisty bitches. 664 00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,655 I don't trust any of you. 665 00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:48,793 [all laugh] 666 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,379 I'll say this now. I have three stars. 667 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:56,034 That's probably at this point enough to get into the top, 668 00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,413 but we don't know for sure. 669 00:24:57,482 --> 00:24:59,137 So what would be the point of blocking somebody 670 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,137 if you think they're in the top? 671 00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:05,068 [laughs] Jaida, you better-- 672 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,689 Jaida's like, I'm just-- 673 00:25:06,758 --> 00:25:09,586 She is campaigning, and she's like, I have already arrived. 674 00:25:09,655 --> 00:25:11,379 -I'm a politician. -I am the winner. 675 00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:14,344 I'm definitely not buying what Jaida is selling. 676 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,379 No. No. 677 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,965 Jaida? Jaida. 678 00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:22,862 [laughs] 679 00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,448 She has three stars. 680 00:25:24,517 --> 00:25:26,827 This bitch cannot come in here and get a fourth one. No, ma'am. 681 00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:28,793 There's also the complete chance 682 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,965 that the other bitches who are at two 683 00:25:31,034 --> 00:25:33,551 can rise to three-plus, like, that-- 684 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,724 Or the other girls that have one star 685 00:25:35,793 --> 00:25:37,482 could just get the next couple of wins. 686 00:25:37,551 --> 00:25:39,724 Like, y'all saw it with me and Jaida, 687 00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:41,758 that if a twist does come, 688 00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:44,413 it can completely change where you are in the competition. 689 00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,000 -Yeah, and then maybe-- -Or bitch, down. 690 00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:47,413 Maybe the person with three stars, 691 00:25:47,482 --> 00:25:49,862 there's another twist coming, like their ankle. 692 00:25:49,931 --> 00:25:51,344 Okay, Tonya. 693 00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:53,000 [all laugh] 694 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,275 I feel like if I were being chased 695 00:25:58,344 --> 00:26:02,206 in a horror film by a serial killer, 696 00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:06,586 I would literally be, like, no, stop it! 697 00:26:06,655 --> 00:26:07,793 No! No, please, stop! 698 00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:09,793 -I love that run! -Stop chasing me! 699 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,344 Okay, you're asking to be killed. 700 00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:15,724 No, that is not how they do it in the movies, bitch. 701 00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:19,310 The girl is always like, oh! 702 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:21,034 Oh, oh! 703 00:26:21,103 --> 00:26:22,379 Oh! 704 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,103 [all laugh] 705 00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:27,482 The killer's always just so calm, too. 706 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:28,896 He's always, like... 707 00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:30,310 He's like, she's gonna trip at least five times. 708 00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:31,724 I'm gonna catch up. 709 00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:33,517 Right, literally the killer is, like, just walking. 710 00:26:33,586 --> 00:26:34,931 -Right. -[laughs] 711 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,551 Then somehow he's behind the tree saying... I gotcha. 712 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:42,655 Not a breath gone. Nothing. Just, like... 713 00:26:42,724 --> 00:26:44,206 [all laugh] 714 00:26:44,275 --> 00:26:48,655 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 715 00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:51,068 [RuPaul laughs] 716 00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:01,758 [RuPaul laughs] 717 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:08,310 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 718 00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:12,241 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 719 00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:13,241 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 720 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:16,103 And what? 721 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:17,586 How could she be this gorgeous? 722 00:27:17,655 --> 00:27:20,344 After all these years, how could she be this gorgeous? 723 00:27:20,413 --> 00:27:22,172 Maybe it's the PCP. 724 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,103 [all laugh] 725 00:27:24,172 --> 00:27:25,551 Welcome to the main stage 726 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:28,413 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners. 727 00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:30,103 Michelle Visage. 728 00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:31,758 Now, what's your favorite Christmas song? 729 00:27:31,827 --> 00:27:33,965 Ooh, Ru, it's a timeless classic: 730 00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:36,172 Grandma Got Bent Over by a Reindeer. 731 00:27:36,241 --> 00:27:39,344 [all laugh] 732 00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:41,379 And she liked it. 733 00:27:41,448 --> 00:27:43,172 [all laugh] 734 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:46,172 And the hilarious Ross Mathews. 735 00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:47,586 Do you believe in Santa? 736 00:27:47,655 --> 00:27:49,827 Well, I have sat on an old man's lap 737 00:27:49,896 --> 00:27:51,379 to get presents. 738 00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,172 Then yes. 739 00:27:53,241 --> 00:27:54,965 [all laugh] 740 00:27:55,034 --> 00:27:59,103 And our extra-special guest judge, Janicza Bravo. 741 00:27:59,172 --> 00:28:02,206 Now, is this the best Christmas you've ever had? 742 00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:05,344 Well, yes, because I'm Jewish. 743 00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:08,068 [all laugh] 744 00:28:08,137 --> 00:28:09,172 Shalom. 745 00:28:09,241 --> 00:28:11,310 This week we challenged our queens 746 00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:16,137 to act their jingle bells off in a campy holiday horror film. 747 00:28:16,206 --> 00:28:17,689 And tonight on the runway, 748 00:28:17,758 --> 00:28:21,172 category is Knitty Knitty Bang Bang. 749 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:23,310 [all laugh] 750 00:28:23,379 --> 00:28:25,655 Racers, start your engines, 751 00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:28,379 and may the best Legend win. 752 00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:35,517 Up first, The Vivienne. 753 00:28:35,586 --> 00:28:39,137 The designer here, Blanket Jackson. 754 00:28:39,206 --> 00:28:40,379 [all laugh] 755 00:28:40,448 --> 00:28:42,068 Vivienne: I am walking down the runway 756 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,103 like I'm trudging through mud 757 00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:47,586 because this is the heaviest garment I've ever worn. 758 00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:52,103 It's full wool, hand knitted, gown to the floor. 759 00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:55,931 I'm sweating my minge off, but I feel fabulous. 760 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,068 Janicza: So elegant. 761 00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:59,241 Ross: May I push your spool in? 762 00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:02,793 RuPaul: Up next, Shea Couleé. 763 00:29:02,862 --> 00:29:06,344 Oh, my God. 764 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,724 Out of this world. 765 00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:10,517 Shea: I'm serving Ndebele tribe realness. 766 00:29:10,586 --> 00:29:14,103 I've got this beautiful hand knit mini dress, 767 00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:20,137 my cloak, this bald, gorgeous head, my beautiful headpiece 768 00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:23,413 with my knit rings around my shoulders, 769 00:29:23,482 --> 00:29:26,034 and my lovely legwarmers. 770 00:29:26,103 --> 00:29:30,586 I am feeling like I'm the onliest Ndebele princess. 771 00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:32,827 Ross: She's running rings around the other queens. 772 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,758 RuPaul: Yes, she is. 773 00:29:35,827 --> 00:29:37,206 Yvie Oddly. 774 00:29:38,482 --> 00:29:41,931 Michelle: Hey, Yvie, fancy a shag? 775 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,103 Yvie: I'm here to defend my entire people 776 00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:47,206 against any yarn invaders. 777 00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:50,517 Swinging these gigantic knitting needles, 778 00:29:50,586 --> 00:29:52,103 even though I can't knit for shit. 779 00:29:52,172 --> 00:29:55,310 I made the wig, I made the headpiece, 780 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:58,482 I dip-dyed it all myself, 781 00:29:58,551 --> 00:30:01,724 and I'm just shimmying, shaking, and kicking it up. 782 00:30:01,793 --> 00:30:06,137 Don't tell grandma the bathroom rug is couture. 783 00:30:06,206 --> 00:30:07,862 [all laugh] 784 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,172 Jinkx Monsoon. 785 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:13,551 Michelle: Martha Stewart, I'm ready for my closeup. 786 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,793 Jinkx: This is based off of 787 00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:18,655 one of my favorite old Hollywood performers, 788 00:30:18,724 --> 00:30:20,275 Marlene Dietrich. 789 00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:24,034 RuPaul: Why don't you come up and knot me sometime? 790 00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:26,689 She's on husband number five, 791 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:30,137 and even though her life is filled with misery, 792 00:30:30,206 --> 00:30:35,275 she must paint on a beautiful smile for her adoring public. 793 00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:36,758 I loved her in Knits a Wonderful Life. 794 00:30:36,827 --> 00:30:38,068 Yes, she was wonderful. 795 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,413 -Should have won the Oscar. -Should have. 796 00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:41,344 [Michelle laughs] 797 00:30:41,413 --> 00:30:43,379 RuPaul: Up next, Trinity the Tuck. 798 00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:45,724 Michelle: All the way from Knit Jersey. 799 00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:48,517 Trinity: A fan of mine actually made this for me. 800 00:30:48,586 --> 00:30:51,137 The little doll that I have in my hands is called a Grumpkin, 801 00:30:51,206 --> 00:30:53,793 and knitwear is not my thing, bitch. 802 00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:57,965 My ass is not out in this, but don't it look cute? 803 00:30:58,034 --> 00:30:59,620 Michelle: She's a shower, not a grower. 804 00:30:59,689 --> 00:31:02,310 [all laugh] 805 00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:06,206 RuPaul: Up next, from around the way, it's Monét. 806 00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:08,172 Ooh, yes, honey, 807 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:11,586 she's carrying her little sister to school with her. 808 00:31:11,655 --> 00:31:14,620 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Monét? 809 00:31:14,689 --> 00:31:16,517 Monét: Three. 810 00:31:16,586 --> 00:31:17,517 Okay, good to know. 811 00:31:17,586 --> 00:31:19,413 [all laugh] 812 00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,551 Monét: I'm throwing it back with this look. 813 00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,965 I have this cute hair, 814 00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:25,068 I have these high-waisted booty shorts, 815 00:31:25,137 --> 00:31:26,551 and I feel really fierce. 816 00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:29,931 This lollipop is giving me the full fantasy, 817 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,931 and I'm just a bad bitch in kindergarten. What up? 818 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,689 Janicza: Break me off a piece of that. 819 00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:35,310 -Mm-hmm. -Yes. 820 00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:37,551 RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall. 821 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,206 Janicza: Uh-oh, bless you. 822 00:31:39,275 --> 00:31:40,724 RuPaul: Come on, Afro-puffs. 823 00:31:40,793 --> 00:31:43,620 Michelle: Jaida comes equipped with cable...knit. 824 00:31:43,689 --> 00:31:45,310 [all laugh] 825 00:31:45,379 --> 00:31:48,310 Jaida: I am paying homage to one of my favorite shows 826 00:31:48,379 --> 00:31:50,862 when I was little: The Big, Comfy Couch. 827 00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:53,758 I wanna feel very comfortable, very knitted, 828 00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:56,068 very cutesy-cutesy-cutesy. 829 00:31:56,137 --> 00:31:57,482 And I'm even coming out 830 00:31:57,551 --> 00:31:58,620 with a little bit of redness on my nose 831 00:31:58,689 --> 00:31:59,931 because I'm sicky-wicky, 832 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,586 and I want my mommy to take care of me. 833 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,793 Ross: Well, now, come on, that's a blanket statement. 834 00:32:04,862 --> 00:32:06,862 -Yes, it is. -It is. 835 00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:08,620 RuPaul: Up next, Raja. 836 00:32:08,689 --> 00:32:10,793 Michelle: I think you mean Kniterella. 837 00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,931 RuPaul: Yes. 838 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,206 Ross: So you're telling me you can only fist with one arm. 839 00:32:15,275 --> 00:32:17,068 [all laugh] 840 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:19,655 Raja: This is a look that is based on the juxtaposition 841 00:32:19,724 --> 00:32:22,206 of something that is completely futuristic and modern 842 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:24,551 and something as ancient as weaving. 843 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:28,551 Honey, Miss She-3PO is now a knitting grandmother, 844 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,103 and I think that's the aesthetic. 845 00:32:31,172 --> 00:32:32,965 RuPaul: I'll have the gold plate special. 846 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,379 [all laugh] 847 00:32:34,448 --> 00:32:36,931 ♪ Old friends gold ♪ 848 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,172 Welcome, ladies. 849 00:32:38,241 --> 00:32:41,172 Tonight, RuPaullywood Studios 850 00:32:41,241 --> 00:32:44,241 presents the world premiere 851 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:47,586 of Santa's School for Girls, 852 00:32:47,655 --> 00:32:50,413 rated "S" for "sickening." 853 00:32:50,482 --> 00:32:51,931 [all laugh] 854 00:32:53,482 --> 00:32:56,344 [eerie music] 855 00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:04,034 Noelle. 856 00:33:04,103 --> 00:33:07,137 Welcome to Santa's School for Girls. 857 00:33:07,206 --> 00:33:09,344 Your transcripts are very impressive 858 00:33:09,413 --> 00:33:12,758 for a homeschooled girl. 859 00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:15,413 Oh. Thank you, Headmistress Nut-- 860 00:33:15,482 --> 00:33:18,620 Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg. 861 00:33:18,689 --> 00:33:21,206 Volunteering for Doctors Without Borders in Namibia 862 00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:24,793 was the best education I could ask for. 863 00:33:24,862 --> 00:33:28,034 You already have your Christmas tree up. 864 00:33:28,103 --> 00:33:29,620 But it's only September. 865 00:33:29,689 --> 00:33:31,206 At Santa's School for Girls, 866 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:36,000 we strive to bring young women back to a more traditional time. 867 00:33:36,068 --> 00:33:39,379 We want to make Christmas great again. 868 00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:40,517 Oh, okay. 869 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:43,206 I wanna make your yuletide gay, 870 00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:45,241 as in festive, not homosexual. 871 00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:46,379 Oh, girls. 872 00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:51,931 The nice girls. 873 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,931 They'll make sure you don't end up on Santa's naughty list. 874 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,793 I'm Merry, the leader of the nice girls, 875 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:02,137 and all I want for Christmas is unity and love. 876 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,000 Hee-hee. 877 00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:09,724 I'm Holly, the alco--shopaholic. 878 00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:13,034 My daddy's credit card and free shipping 879 00:34:13,103 --> 00:34:16,655 are a few of my favorite things. 880 00:34:16,724 --> 00:34:17,757 And I'm Joy. 881 00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:20,793 I like nogegg. 882 00:34:20,862 --> 00:34:22,172 I mean eggnog. 883 00:34:22,241 --> 00:34:25,793 All: Hail, Santa. 884 00:34:25,862 --> 00:34:28,344 You still believe in Santa? 885 00:34:28,413 --> 00:34:29,862 [all gasp] 886 00:34:29,931 --> 00:34:31,827 As in the jolly old fat guy? 887 00:34:31,896 --> 00:34:33,585 -Aah! -Oh! 888 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,447 Nine lords a'leaping, this is heresy! 889 00:34:36,516 --> 00:34:38,827 [devil voice] You shall not speak 890 00:34:38,896 --> 00:34:41,516 of the bearded one that way! 891 00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:44,275 Yeah, what they said. 892 00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:45,413 I mean, a majority of the world 893 00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:47,344 doesn't even celebrate Christmas. 894 00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:49,310 -Hanukkah. -Aah! 895 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,724 -Kwanzaa. -Ahh. 896 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,827 -Winter solstice. -Aah! 897 00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:55,275 That's enough! 898 00:34:55,344 --> 00:35:00,172 Here, we only have one holiday, and that's Christmas. 899 00:35:00,241 --> 00:35:02,655 You got that, sis? 900 00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:04,793 That reminds me of a song. 901 00:35:04,862 --> 00:35:06,793 Hit it! 902 00:35:06,862 --> 00:35:08,758 ♪ Hey, sis, it's Christmas ♪ 903 00:35:08,827 --> 00:35:11,275 ♪ You can cross me off of your wishlist ♪ 904 00:35:11,344 --> 00:35:13,275 ♪ Call Santa Claus and the missus ♪ 905 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:16,551 ♪ We gonna have the best Christmas that ever existed ♪ 906 00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:19,172 [turns off music] This is not a musical. 907 00:35:19,241 --> 00:35:24,379 Girls, why don't you take Noelle to Miss Toe's art class? 908 00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:26,724 -Yes, Headmistress. -Yes, Headmistress. 909 00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:30,000 -Merry Christmas, Headmistress. -Merry Christmas, Headmistress. 910 00:35:30,068 --> 00:35:31,413 Come on! 911 00:35:31,482 --> 00:35:32,517 [laughs] 912 00:35:32,586 --> 00:35:34,379 [giggles] 913 00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:38,000 Oh, by the way, I noticed Miss Corn 914 00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:40,206 was putting up some fall decorations. 915 00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:43,103 They looked like pumpkins. 916 00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:46,068 Pumpkins? Pumpkins?! 917 00:35:46,137 --> 00:35:48,931 But pumpkins are for Halloween, 918 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,551 and that's the Devil's holiday! 919 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,000 Just thought you'd like to know. 920 00:35:57,137 --> 00:36:02,206 Prancer, send Miss Candy Corn to my office immediately! 921 00:36:02,275 --> 00:36:07,103 Now, where did I put those Christmas cookies? 922 00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,689 Whoops. 923 00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:12,758 Wrong drawer. 924 00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:16,551 It was beginning to look a lot like Christmas-- 925 00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:19,551 [whispers] I mean murder. 926 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,931 Beautiful, girls. 927 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,620 Oh! As the great Bob "Diana" Ross once said, 928 00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:32,275 we don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents. 929 00:36:32,344 --> 00:36:33,344 [laughs] 930 00:36:33,413 --> 00:36:34,655 Welcome, Noelle. 931 00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:36,000 Thank you, Miss Toe. 932 00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:38,103 Please, call me by my first name. 933 00:36:38,172 --> 00:36:41,413 All my friends do. Camel. 934 00:36:41,482 --> 00:36:44,344 Wait. Your name is Camel Toe? 935 00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:46,172 [laughs] That's right, 936 00:36:46,241 --> 00:36:48,137 and I have weed gummies in my car if you want some. 937 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,310 [laughs] 938 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:51,827 Cool teacher here. Cool teacher. 939 00:36:51,896 --> 00:36:55,068 Miss Scrooge, you're late. 940 00:36:55,137 --> 00:36:59,206 Sorry. I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 941 00:36:59,275 --> 00:37:00,931 [all gasp] 942 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,034 Oh, come, all ye faithful. 943 00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:04,034 Oh, eew! 944 00:37:04,103 --> 00:37:05,344 So cute. 945 00:37:05,413 --> 00:37:07,931 -Hey, new girl. -Yeah? 946 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,793 I'm Scrooge. 947 00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:11,482 Short for Lisa. 948 00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:12,758 I'm Hannah, 949 00:37:12,827 --> 00:37:15,448 and even though she's a goth 950 00:37:15,517 --> 00:37:18,689 and I'm a nerd, we're BFFs. 951 00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,655 Hannah, do you hear what I hear? 952 00:37:21,724 --> 00:37:23,551 Miss Corn went missing. 953 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:27,068 She's the fifth teacher to disappear this week. 954 00:37:27,137 --> 00:37:28,586 Did you say Miss Corn? 955 00:37:28,655 --> 00:37:32,137 I overheard the headmistress call her into her office. 956 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:36,344 Noelle, why are you over there talking to those losers? 957 00:37:36,413 --> 00:37:41,000 I heard they're here on scholarship. 958 00:37:41,068 --> 00:37:44,344 I've never even gotten a scholarship. 959 00:37:44,413 --> 00:37:49,000 In fact, my parents paid extra for me to be here. 960 00:37:49,068 --> 00:37:53,724 You know, Merry, bullying people isn't very Christmas-like. 961 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,068 What would Santa do? 962 00:37:56,137 --> 00:37:57,965 He'd put coal in your stocking. 963 00:37:58,034 --> 00:38:00,068 -[laughs] -Then shove it up your ass. 964 00:38:00,137 --> 00:38:02,137 -[gasps] -Ladies, ladies. 965 00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:04,413 [deep voice] Knock it off! 966 00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:08,034 My classroom will always be a safe space. 967 00:38:08,103 --> 00:38:10,241 Let's share our paintings with the class. 968 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,724 Merry, Holly, Joy? 969 00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:14,793 All: Hail, Santa. 970 00:38:14,862 --> 00:38:17,275 Impressive, but I'd have really loved 971 00:38:17,344 --> 00:38:18,482 to see you all express 972 00:38:18,551 --> 00:38:21,827 your individual personalities, ladies. 973 00:38:21,896 --> 00:38:23,724 Hannah, let's see yours. 974 00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:28,655 It's a Santa self-portrait if he were Frida Kahlo. 975 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:32,379 Muy caliente bien,Hannah. Scrooge. 976 00:38:32,448 --> 00:38:35,931 Mine shows the real Santa. [laughs] 977 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,896 [thunder] 978 00:38:37,965 --> 00:38:39,827 Do you see what I see? 979 00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:43,517 I don't think Santa would appreciate that very much. 980 00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:46,137 Actually, I was reading in a book 981 00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:47,862 that Christmas was constructed 982 00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:49,758 to replace a pagan holiday 983 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,896 that the church found threatening. 984 00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:53,551 Is that true? 985 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:58,379 That's not what headmistress said. 986 00:38:58,448 --> 00:38:59,965 It's just art, ladies. 987 00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:02,275 Art is all about expression. 988 00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:04,551 [laughs] 989 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:06,655 [thinking] Should I just go back to selling crystals 990 00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:08,620 at the swap meet? 991 00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:12,551 Not today, Santa. Not today. 992 00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:17,689 I wonder if Santa will bring me that platinum tennis bracelet. 993 00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:22,655 I wonder if Santa's hung... by the chimney. 994 00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:25,689 Am I the only one who knows that Santa's not real? 995 00:39:25,758 --> 00:39:29,068 Is everyone at this school psycho? 996 00:39:29,137 --> 00:39:31,620 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪ 997 00:39:31,689 --> 00:39:32,655 ♪ Doobie-doobie-doo ♪ 998 00:39:32,724 --> 00:39:34,379 Who let the dogs out? 999 00:39:34,448 --> 00:39:35,379 [bell rings] 1000 00:39:35,448 --> 00:39:38,000 Okay, okay, class dismissed. 1001 00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:39,310 Let me know if anyone needs a lift 1002 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,758 to Planned Parenthood or anything. 1003 00:39:41,827 --> 00:39:43,413 Cool teacher, cool teacher. 1004 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,586 ♪ Hey, sis, it's Christmas ♪ 1005 00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:47,896 ♪ You can cross me off of your wishlist ♪ 1006 00:39:47,965 --> 00:39:49,034 ♪ Call Santa Claus and the missus ♪ 1007 00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:50,965 This is not a musical! 1008 00:39:51,034 --> 00:39:53,068 ♪ We gonna have the best Christmas that ever existed ♪ 1009 00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:56,896 That's weird. I smell... Christmas cookies? 1010 00:39:58,068 --> 00:40:00,034 [gasps] Oh! 1011 00:40:00,103 --> 00:40:01,896 Oh! Oh! 1012 00:40:01,965 --> 00:40:03,724 You missed me! [laughs] 1013 00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:05,137 Aah! 1014 00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:06,758 I'm still alive, bitch. 1015 00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:09,344 Oh! Oh! 1016 00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:10,413 Oh! 1017 00:40:10,482 --> 00:40:12,482 That's the one. 1018 00:40:16,034 --> 00:40:18,862 How come when there's a senseless string of murders, 1019 00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:20,896 people always suspect me? 1020 00:40:22,068 --> 00:40:24,482 Hey, Noelle, want a swig of my eggnog? 1021 00:40:24,551 --> 00:40:26,620 -Pass. -Check out all the stuff 1022 00:40:26,689 --> 00:40:28,793 I got at the mall. 1023 00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:31,586 I'm in a lot of debt. 1024 00:40:31,655 --> 00:40:36,034 Ugh. Look, it's the devil worshippers. 1025 00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,344 Just because we don't believe in Santa 1026 00:40:37,413 --> 00:40:39,482 does not mean we worship the Devil. 1027 00:40:39,551 --> 00:40:42,586 [laughs] Speak for yourself. 1028 00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:45,448 Hey, who's that above your bed? 1029 00:40:45,517 --> 00:40:47,413 That's Elvira. 1030 00:40:47,482 --> 00:40:48,896 Obsessed. 1031 00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:50,551 I'm gonna be her for Halloween. 1032 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,965 -[gasps] -You celebrate Halloween? 1033 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:56,241 Yeah. Check this out. 1034 00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:57,793 -What? -[gasps] 1035 00:40:57,862 --> 00:41:00,482 Wait. Is that a bloody axe? 1036 00:41:00,551 --> 00:41:04,000 [all gasp] 1037 00:41:04,068 --> 00:41:05,344 Interesting, considering there have 1038 00:41:05,413 --> 00:41:07,827 been so many murders around here lately. 1039 00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,482 Oh, look, a red herring. 1040 00:41:12,241 --> 00:41:13,448 Come on, girls. 1041 00:41:13,517 --> 00:41:15,000 Let's go brush our teeth and trim our trees 1042 00:41:15,068 --> 00:41:17,103 in case Santa comes in the night. 1043 00:41:17,172 --> 00:41:21,551 Scrooge, where did you get all that stuff? 1044 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:25,482 I could go shopping for Halloween, too. 1045 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:30,482 Maybe I could get some cat ears or something. 1046 00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:33,862 -Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. -[screams] 1047 00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:37,103 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 1048 00:41:38,827 --> 00:41:40,275 Holly's dead! 1049 00:41:40,344 --> 00:41:41,482 Oh, no! 1050 00:41:41,551 --> 00:41:43,655 Oh, my God! 1051 00:41:43,724 --> 00:41:45,586 Cool. 1052 00:41:45,655 --> 00:41:48,344 We have to do something before Santa slays again. 1053 00:41:48,413 --> 00:41:51,275 But Santa's not real! 1054 00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:53,000 [laughs] 1055 00:41:53,068 --> 00:41:54,758 Santa's not real? 1056 00:41:54,827 --> 00:41:57,931 I'll show you Santa's not real! 1057 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,344 -Aah! -We have to call the police! 1058 00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:02,827 What's the number for 911? 1059 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,448 Oh! Here! 1060 00:42:04,517 --> 00:42:06,241 Send someone to the girls' school! 1061 00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,896 Santa's straight-up murdering people! 1062 00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:10,172 I'm sure if Santa's killing people, 1063 00:42:10,241 --> 00:42:11,551 he has a good reason. 1064 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,551 Ooh! 1065 00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:15,965 Ugh! Ooh! Aah! 1066 00:42:16,965 --> 00:42:20,448 -Ugh! -Aah! 1067 00:42:20,517 --> 00:42:24,413 Wait a second, I smell gingerbread. 1068 00:42:24,482 --> 00:42:28,103 The main ingredient in gingerbread is nutmeg, 1069 00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:31,413 which is the nickname of... 1070 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:34,172 [gasps] What? 1071 00:42:34,241 --> 00:42:36,862 All: Headmistress Nutmegan? 1072 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,241 Well, ya got me, girl. 1073 00:42:40,413 --> 00:42:42,896 -What? -But why? 1074 00:42:42,965 --> 00:42:45,551 I did it to preserve the meaning of Christmas. 1075 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:50,310 None of this "happy holidays" nondenominational bull-tinsel! 1076 00:42:52,068 --> 00:42:56,724 Where you're headed, Santa won't be coming down your chimney. 1077 00:42:56,793 --> 00:42:58,965 Because prisons don't have chimneys. 1078 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,448 Duh. 1079 00:43:00,517 --> 00:43:02,172 And I would have gotten away with it, too, 1080 00:43:02,241 --> 00:43:05,034 if it weren't for you meddling kids! 1081 00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:08,965 Hail, Santa! Hail, Santa! 1082 00:43:09,034 --> 00:43:12,206 Uh, who wants Halloween candy? 1083 00:43:12,275 --> 00:43:14,586 Oh, I do, I do! 1084 00:43:14,655 --> 00:43:15,931 Yes, please! 1085 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,655 I have a confession to make. 1086 00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:21,482 This is fun. 1087 00:43:21,551 --> 00:43:23,689 It feels like the beginning of something, 1088 00:43:23,758 --> 00:43:26,344 which reminds me of a song! 1089 00:43:26,413 --> 00:43:27,862 -Oh, no. -Hit it! 1090 00:43:27,931 --> 00:43:30,137 Bitch, do not do it. 1091 00:43:30,206 --> 00:43:34,310 ♪ This is the beginning, the beginning ♪ 1092 00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:37,413 ♪ This is the beginning of the rest of your life ♪ 1093 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:41,000 All: This is not a musical! 1094 00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,482 Did I deserve to get murdered? No. 1095 00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:45,344 Am I glad to have the holiday off? 1096 00:43:45,413 --> 00:43:47,931 Hell, yeah. [laughs] 1097 00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:54,931 Happy holidays, everyone. 1098 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,379 Raahhh! 1099 00:43:57,413 --> 00:43:59,758 Oh, yay. [applause] 1100 00:43:59,827 --> 00:44:01,034 That was so good! 1101 00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:03,482 Wow. 1102 00:44:03,551 --> 00:44:07,620 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1103 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:09,965 [RuPaul laughs] 1104 00:44:10,034 --> 00:44:12,862 Wow, a cinematic triumph. 1105 00:44:12,931 --> 00:44:14,689 [all laugh] 1106 00:44:14,758 --> 00:44:16,931 It's time now for the judges' critiques, 1107 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,241 starting with The Vivienne. 1108 00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:23,275 I can't even tell you how much I enjoyed your role. 1109 00:44:23,344 --> 00:44:26,862 It was Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford 1110 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,827 with Kim Woodburn and a touch of the orange menace. 1111 00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:30,931 And the way you dialed the phone, 1112 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,862 which was basically just slapping it 1113 00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:34,655 and beating it up, I loved. 1114 00:44:34,724 --> 00:44:36,379 I also love how you refuse 1115 00:44:36,448 --> 00:44:39,000 to direct your attention to your costars. 1116 00:44:39,068 --> 00:44:41,137 You perform every line to the back. 1117 00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:43,034 So funny. 1118 00:44:43,103 --> 00:44:44,896 I can't imagine anyone else doing that role. 1119 00:44:44,965 --> 00:44:47,793 I also thought your exit was divine. 1120 00:44:47,862 --> 00:44:49,862 I mean, I really felt your fight, 1121 00:44:49,931 --> 00:44:51,724 and it delighted me so, so very much. 1122 00:44:51,793 --> 00:44:54,448 And this look tonight, okay, do you know how wrong it is 1123 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:57,000 that a heavy knit makes a beautiful ball gown? 1124 00:44:57,068 --> 00:44:59,689 It shouldn't work, but it does. 1125 00:44:59,758 --> 00:45:03,206 This is just so magical, I wanna crawl up inside it, 1126 00:45:03,275 --> 00:45:05,448 and if there's room, I'm available. 1127 00:45:05,517 --> 00:45:07,551 You did a killer job. [laughs] 1128 00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,586 Thank you. 1129 00:45:09,655 --> 00:45:11,620 Up next, it's Shea Couleé. 1130 00:45:11,689 --> 00:45:13,482 -Hi! -Oh, my gosh, 1131 00:45:13,551 --> 00:45:17,310 this outfit will go down in Drag Racehistory 1132 00:45:17,379 --> 00:45:20,965 as something so special and so innovative. 1133 00:45:21,034 --> 00:45:23,344 On so many levels, it's amazing. 1134 00:45:23,413 --> 00:45:24,482 The way you did your eyes, 1135 00:45:24,551 --> 00:45:27,620 the halo effect, the balding of the head. 1136 00:45:27,689 --> 00:45:29,172 I'm gobsmacked. I just-- 1137 00:45:29,241 --> 00:45:33,275 There aren't enough words for how phenomenal this is. 1138 00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,896 Your part in the movie would freak me out as a performer, 1139 00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:39,034 because you can't do the zany stuff, 1140 00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,103 you have to be the voice of reason in this crazy world. 1141 00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:43,413 This is not a musical. 1142 00:45:43,482 --> 00:45:45,517 It wouldn't work if you didn't nail it, 1143 00:45:45,586 --> 00:45:46,862 and you nailed it. 1144 00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:49,551 You are an actor, you are an actress. 1145 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:51,000 You did just amazing. 1146 00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:52,655 I hope you're proud when you watch the work that you did. 1147 00:45:52,724 --> 00:45:54,862 -I am. Thank you. -Good. You should be. 1148 00:45:54,931 --> 00:45:56,827 -Thank you, Shea. -Thank you. 1149 00:45:56,896 --> 00:45:59,413 Up next, it's Yvie Oddly. 1150 00:45:59,482 --> 00:46:02,344 -Look at those knockers. -[laughs] 1151 00:46:02,413 --> 00:46:05,206 The way that you play mischievousness 1152 00:46:05,275 --> 00:46:07,034 is just so delightful. 1153 00:46:07,103 --> 00:46:09,724 There's a thing that happens in the eye, in the mouth, 1154 00:46:09,793 --> 00:46:12,482 and it was just so delicious. 1155 00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:15,206 And this is just amazing. 1156 00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,620 Your face looks so beautiful tonight. 1157 00:46:18,689 --> 00:46:20,137 This is one of those looks 1158 00:46:20,206 --> 00:46:22,724 that I've been working on for, like, four or five months. 1159 00:46:22,793 --> 00:46:25,103 Well, baby, it shows, down to the boots. 1160 00:46:25,172 --> 00:46:27,551 I mean, the headpiece. 1161 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,793 Yvie, this is what I love about you. 1162 00:46:29,862 --> 00:46:32,206 It is next level Yvie Oddly. 1163 00:46:32,275 --> 00:46:34,620 Not a lot of people could pull this off. 1164 00:46:34,689 --> 00:46:36,068 But when you come out here in it, 1165 00:46:36,137 --> 00:46:38,413 it's, like, of course that's what she's gonna do. 1166 00:46:38,482 --> 00:46:40,758 You are in an orbit all your own. 1167 00:46:40,827 --> 00:46:42,310 Thank you for having us. 1168 00:46:42,379 --> 00:46:43,862 [laughs] 1169 00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:46,137 -Well, thank you so much. -Thank you. 1170 00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:49,482 Straight from old Hollywood, Jinkx Monsoon. 1171 00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:52,344 My goodness, ladykins. 1172 00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:55,103 You have this ability in the first word or two, 1173 00:46:55,172 --> 00:46:58,965 with every single character, to let us know who you are. 1174 00:46:59,034 --> 00:47:01,000 I'm Holly. 1175 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:04,448 As soon as you opened your mouth with that vocal fry, 1176 00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:07,758 I understood exactly who you were. 1177 00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:10,206 And when you turned from vocal fry to devil... 1178 00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:13,241 [devil voice] You shall not speak 1179 00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:15,586 of the bearded one that way! 1180 00:47:15,655 --> 00:47:17,827 Was that a character choice that you made? 1181 00:47:17,896 --> 00:47:19,689 You're fucked up, you know that? 1182 00:47:19,758 --> 00:47:22,068 [all laugh] 1183 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,482 -Thank you. -This wasn't really a big role. 1184 00:47:27,551 --> 00:47:31,551 You added so much color and flavor and texture to this role. 1185 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:35,758 Tonight on the runway, you told such a beautiful story. 1186 00:47:35,827 --> 00:47:38,379 From the moment you entered, there was this kind of drama 1187 00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:40,448 and a total piece of theater. 1188 00:47:40,517 --> 00:47:42,275 I was absolutely enthralled. 1189 00:47:42,344 --> 00:47:45,827 You have no idea how much this dress is sparkling on stage. 1190 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,172 It is so gorgeous. 1191 00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,103 -Thank you, Jinkx. -Thank you. 1192 00:47:50,172 --> 00:47:52,931 Up next, Trinity the Tuck. 1193 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,034 -Hey. -Hey. 1194 00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:57,758 You were so fun to watch in the acting challenge. 1195 00:47:57,827 --> 00:47:59,655 I like nogegg. 1196 00:47:59,724 --> 00:48:01,482 I mean eggnog. 1197 00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:04,482 You were game to get down and get dumb. 1198 00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:07,206 It was just such a treat. 1199 00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:12,448 The dumb character always works if the actress commits, 1200 00:48:12,517 --> 00:48:17,344 and you were just so committed, and it was so funny. 1201 00:48:17,413 --> 00:48:20,793 This outfit is, like, so twisted, Trinity. 1202 00:48:20,862 --> 00:48:22,931 Leopard-color hair? Yes, please. 1203 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,448 Then you paired it with lavender, 1204 00:48:24,517 --> 00:48:26,413 which is such a gorgeous combination. 1205 00:48:26,482 --> 00:48:28,724 It doesn't make sense, yet it does. 1206 00:48:28,793 --> 00:48:29,931 I love it, too. 1207 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 -It's really fabulous. -Thank you. 1208 00:48:32,068 --> 00:48:35,344 Up next, Monét X Change. 1209 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,379 All right, let's talk about your cool teacher. 1210 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:39,862 I loved this character. 1211 00:48:39,931 --> 00:48:42,620 Call me by my first name. All my friends do. 1212 00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:44,310 [chuckles] Camel. 1213 00:48:45,344 --> 00:48:48,482 Every funny line was just nailed. 1214 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,724 You didn't miss a single opportunity for a laugh. 1215 00:48:51,793 --> 00:48:54,206 I love that you treated some of them 1216 00:48:54,275 --> 00:48:56,724 like they were these Shakespearean asides, 1217 00:48:56,793 --> 00:48:59,275 and I just thought you did so fantastic, 1218 00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:00,931 and you should feel really, really good 1219 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,862 about the performance that you gave. 1220 00:49:02,931 --> 00:49:04,827 This is so Monét. 1221 00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:07,482 You came out in a knitted, puffy parka 1222 00:49:07,551 --> 00:49:09,724 with a bow in your hair, tight curls, 1223 00:49:09,793 --> 00:49:11,379 little poom-poom booty shorts. 1224 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,689 This is adorable, 1225 00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:14,689 and something you would see in Brooklyn, 1226 00:49:14,758 --> 00:49:16,517 even in the summer. 1227 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:17,931 [all laugh] 1228 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,034 I feel this look is going to be copied 1229 00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:21,793 at the highest end, at the lowest end. 1230 00:49:21,862 --> 00:49:24,862 I mean, it is just really wow. 1231 00:49:24,931 --> 00:49:26,586 -Well done. -Thank you, Ru. 1232 00:49:26,655 --> 00:49:28,344 Up next, Jaida Essence Hall. 1233 00:49:28,413 --> 00:49:29,827 Ah-choo! 1234 00:49:29,896 --> 00:49:31,344 [all laugh] 1235 00:49:31,413 --> 00:49:32,931 Did Jaida do that? 1236 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,586 The mannerisms when you spoke and you shoved your glasses up, 1237 00:49:35,655 --> 00:49:38,275 those little things that are the quintessential nerd character 1238 00:49:38,344 --> 00:49:40,724 completely worked. 1239 00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:42,758 You're a really good listener, 1240 00:49:42,827 --> 00:49:44,620 because so much of that character 1241 00:49:44,689 --> 00:49:48,034 is taking in and then responding to the elements, 1242 00:49:48,103 --> 00:49:50,103 and it was just so fantastic. 1243 00:49:50,172 --> 00:49:51,655 You took it and you ran with it, 1244 00:49:51,724 --> 00:49:54,724 and you and Scrooge had this little relationship going. 1245 00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:56,827 You played off of each other, that worked really well. 1246 00:49:56,896 --> 00:49:58,586 It was just all really well done. 1247 00:49:58,655 --> 00:50:00,206 I loved it. 1248 00:50:00,275 --> 00:50:02,965 Tonight on the runway, I mean, your face is just stunning. 1249 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,655 I'd like to lick it. May I? 1250 00:50:04,724 --> 00:50:06,517 [all laugh] 1251 00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:07,793 You just look so divine. 1252 00:50:07,862 --> 00:50:09,758 The palette is just dreamy. 1253 00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:12,000 I'm thinking of lavender fields. 1254 00:50:12,068 --> 00:50:13,620 It's just so magical. 1255 00:50:13,689 --> 00:50:16,517 Any time you put some Afro-puffs on either side, 1256 00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:18,344 it takes me there. 1257 00:50:18,413 --> 00:50:21,586 There was a TV show years ago called The Big, Comfy Couch. 1258 00:50:21,655 --> 00:50:22,758 Aah! 1259 00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:25,172 That's what I was going for! 1260 00:50:25,241 --> 00:50:26,896 Yes, well, you went fully for it. 1261 00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:28,655 I love it, because you've updated it, 1262 00:50:28,724 --> 00:50:29,931 and you made it drag. 1263 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,034 -Really, really well done. -Thank you. 1264 00:50:32,103 --> 00:50:33,655 Oh, my goodness. 1265 00:50:33,724 --> 00:50:37,689 Raja, this outfit is to die for. 1266 00:50:37,758 --> 00:50:40,551 This is what a superstar wears on stage. 1267 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,862 So beautiful and so original. 1268 00:50:42,931 --> 00:50:44,551 You are beaming. 1269 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:46,034 You are on fire. 1270 00:50:46,103 --> 00:50:48,000 I mean, it's transcendent. 1271 00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:49,206 Thank you. 1272 00:50:49,275 --> 00:50:50,344 Let's talk about Scrooge. 1273 00:50:50,413 --> 00:50:53,586 It was hilar-i-ous. 1274 00:50:53,655 --> 00:50:56,275 I was giving my boyfriend a frosty. 1275 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:59,965 [all gasp] Oh, come, all ye faithful. 1276 00:51:00,034 --> 00:51:01,620 You knew your camera. 1277 00:51:01,689 --> 00:51:03,551 I felt you playing to the audience. 1278 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,448 You were playing to the guys all the way in the back row, 1279 00:51:05,517 --> 00:51:07,689 and that was divine. 1280 00:51:07,758 --> 00:51:11,379 I loved all those moments of you going eh, eh, eh, eh. 1281 00:51:11,448 --> 00:51:15,206 That is just so kind of John Waters of you. 1282 00:51:15,275 --> 00:51:16,620 -Yeah. -You took it there 1283 00:51:16,689 --> 00:51:20,275 to a drag level that I personally get off on. 1284 00:51:20,344 --> 00:51:21,689 [laughs] 1285 00:51:21,758 --> 00:51:23,620 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1286 00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:27,068 While you enjoy a House of Love cocktail in the werkroom, 1287 00:51:27,137 --> 00:51:29,448 the judges and I will deliberate. 1288 00:51:29,517 --> 00:51:31,034 You may leave the stage. 1289 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,896 All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1290 00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:38,068 whaddaya think? Pros and cons. 1291 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:40,448 We need to find a top two, which is not gonna be easy. 1292 00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:42,896 You know, Trinity is so funny. 1293 00:51:42,965 --> 00:51:45,241 Every time I wanted to laugh while watching this film, 1294 00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:47,206 I could just look to Trinity to see what she was doing. 1295 00:51:47,275 --> 00:51:49,275 I will say she did the least 1296 00:51:49,344 --> 00:51:51,275 of all the sisters with her character, 1297 00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:53,413 but it was still funny. 1298 00:51:53,482 --> 00:51:56,034 I get what you mean by saying she may have done the least, 1299 00:51:56,103 --> 00:51:58,034 but I felt her least was also kind of the most. 1300 00:51:58,103 --> 00:52:00,068 I mean, the way she uses her face, 1301 00:52:00,137 --> 00:52:04,103 the way she uses her eyes, I mean, she is, like, so in it. 1302 00:52:04,172 --> 00:52:05,896 And on the runway, can someone just take me to Aspen 1303 00:52:05,965 --> 00:52:09,413 so I can just, like, wrap up in that by the fire, please? 1304 00:52:09,482 --> 00:52:11,344 Do you want marshmallows in your cocoa? 1305 00:52:11,413 --> 00:52:12,724 Duh. Hell, am I a human being? 1306 00:52:12,793 --> 00:52:14,655 [all laugh] It was so chic, 1307 00:52:14,724 --> 00:52:16,379 but also comfortable. 1308 00:52:16,448 --> 00:52:17,793 Like, I wanted to hug her 1309 00:52:17,862 --> 00:52:19,344 and then do a high fashion photo shoot with her. 1310 00:52:19,413 --> 00:52:21,344 -Ooh. -Oh, my goodness. 1311 00:52:21,413 --> 00:52:24,068 I could not take my eyes off of Viv. 1312 00:52:24,137 --> 00:52:26,241 That was a freaking master class. 1313 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:28,931 She had me from her first line, 1314 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,034 and I didn't want to be let go of. 1315 00:52:32,103 --> 00:52:34,344 And when she was gone, I kind of missed her. 1316 00:52:34,413 --> 00:52:35,689 She was every movie star 1317 00:52:35,758 --> 00:52:37,241 I've ever wanted to meet in my entire life. 1318 00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:40,034 She was Joan Crawford, Gloria Swanson, Faye Dunaway 1319 00:52:40,103 --> 00:52:44,172 all mixed into one campy lead character. 1320 00:52:44,241 --> 00:52:46,586 And on the runway, how do you make 1321 00:52:46,655 --> 00:52:51,586 the hugest carpet/rug/ whatever it is, 1322 00:52:51,655 --> 00:52:54,448 how do you make it look like a couture gown? 1323 00:52:54,517 --> 00:52:55,551 I have a weighted blanket at home, 1324 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:57,000 and I might try to do the same. 1325 00:52:57,068 --> 00:52:58,689 Good luck. [all laugh] 1326 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,137 I love that Jaida is taking this time 1327 00:53:02,206 --> 00:53:04,586 to show us that she is more than we even thought she was. 1328 00:53:04,655 --> 00:53:06,379 She leaned totally 1329 00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:09,172 into being that nerdy girl who didn't believe, 1330 00:53:09,241 --> 00:53:11,137 and I thought it was just a great juxtaposition. 1331 00:53:11,206 --> 00:53:14,379 She went full-throttle, and I thought she did an adorable job. 1332 00:53:14,448 --> 00:53:15,724 -Jaida has range. -Yeah. 1333 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,103 And on the runway, wow, I was for it. 1334 00:53:19,172 --> 00:53:21,551 Her face is ridiculous. 1335 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:22,965 I mean, really, I was sort of, like, 1336 00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:27,206 drifting to lavender fields as I was looking at her. 1337 00:53:27,275 --> 00:53:29,758 And Raja, "Scrooge is short for Lisa." 1338 00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:30,827 [all laugh] 1339 00:53:30,896 --> 00:53:32,448 Need I say more? 1340 00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:36,172 From the moment she landed at that easel, she had us, right? 1341 00:53:36,241 --> 00:53:37,862 She's one of my favorites. 1342 00:53:37,931 --> 00:53:40,482 There wasn't a false note in her performance. 1343 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,793 What a curious choice for a goth, right? 1344 00:53:42,862 --> 00:53:44,310 Like, there is a trope 1345 00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:48,137 that we might imagine that part should be played like, 1346 00:53:48,206 --> 00:53:50,103 and she had this nuance about her 1347 00:53:50,172 --> 00:53:52,310 that was just really special. 1348 00:53:52,379 --> 00:53:53,793 I couldn't stop watching her, 1349 00:53:53,862 --> 00:53:57,137 and that look tonight on the runway, my goodness. 1350 00:53:57,206 --> 00:53:58,655 Come on. 1351 00:53:58,724 --> 00:54:03,103 That outfit belongs on stage at Madison Square Garden. 1352 00:54:03,172 --> 00:54:04,275 That part. 1353 00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:08,034 Just gorgeous. All right, silence. 1354 00:54:08,103 --> 00:54:09,551 I've made my decision. 1355 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:13,241 Bring back my Legends. 1356 00:54:13,310 --> 00:54:14,931 Welcome back, ladies. 1357 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,758 Based on your Santa's School for Girlsperformances-- 1358 00:54:18,827 --> 00:54:21,862 oh, based on your San-- Welcome back, ladies. 1359 00:54:21,931 --> 00:54:23,620 [all laugh] 1360 00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:25,931 Let me change the battery. Hold on. 1361 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,310 [all laugh] 1362 00:54:27,379 --> 00:54:28,620 Put her in rice. 1363 00:54:28,689 --> 00:54:30,034 Exactly. 1364 00:54:30,103 --> 00:54:32,172 All right, does anybody else smell burnt toast? 1365 00:54:32,241 --> 00:54:33,379 [all laugh] 1366 00:54:33,448 --> 00:54:35,310 Welcome back, ladies. 1367 00:54:35,379 --> 00:54:38,241 Now, based on your Santa's School for Girlsperformances 1368 00:54:38,310 --> 00:54:42,655 and your knitted runway presentations, 1369 00:54:42,724 --> 00:54:44,310 I've made some decisions. 1370 00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:47,275 The top two All Stars of the week are... 1371 00:54:52,551 --> 00:54:53,758 The Vivienne 1372 00:54:53,827 --> 00:54:56,379 and Raja. 1373 00:54:56,448 --> 00:54:58,137 Oh, my God! 1374 00:54:58,206 --> 00:54:59,413 Yes, Raj! [applause] 1375 00:54:59,482 --> 00:55:01,000 -Cool! -Get it, Raj! 1376 00:55:01,068 --> 00:55:03,620 Oh, my God! 1377 00:55:03,689 --> 00:55:04,896 Con-drag-ulations. 1378 00:55:04,965 --> 00:55:08,758 You've each earned a legendary Legend Star. 1379 00:55:11,137 --> 00:55:15,551 And you're both one step closer to the grand finale 1380 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:19,586 Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown. 1381 00:55:19,655 --> 00:55:23,482 Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat. 1382 00:55:25,241 --> 00:55:26,551 Fuck it up. 1383 00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:28,172 Whew. 1384 00:55:29,689 --> 00:55:31,931 Two Legends stand before me. 1385 00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:36,172 Viv, Raja, 1386 00:55:36,241 --> 00:55:38,000 this is your chance to impress me, 1387 00:55:38,068 --> 00:55:40,413 win $10,000, 1388 00:55:40,482 --> 00:55:42,551 and earn the power 1389 00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:46,241 to block one of your fellow queens 1390 00:55:46,310 --> 00:55:51,758 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 1391 00:55:54,586 --> 00:55:56,310 The time has come... [thunder] 1392 00:55:56,379 --> 00:55:59,000 for you to lip sync... 1393 00:55:59,068 --> 00:56:05,310 [echoing] for your legacy! 1394 00:56:05,379 --> 00:56:10,862 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1395 00:56:10,931 --> 00:56:14,655 [music plays] 1396 00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:21,827 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 1397 00:56:21,896 --> 00:56:25,034 ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪ 1398 00:56:25,103 --> 00:56:29,103 ♪ She will never let your spirits down ♪ 1399 00:56:29,172 --> 00:56:30,482 ♪ Once you get her off the street ♪ 1400 00:56:30,551 --> 00:56:32,413 Oh, girl. 1401 00:56:32,482 --> 00:56:36,689 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 1402 00:56:36,758 --> 00:56:40,620 ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 1403 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,137 -Raja is turning it. -Yes. 1404 00:56:42,206 --> 00:56:44,172 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1405 00:56:44,241 --> 00:56:46,482 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1406 00:56:46,551 --> 00:56:49,000 [all laugh] 1407 00:56:49,068 --> 00:56:51,827 ♪ She's a super freak, super freak ♪ 1408 00:56:53,206 --> 00:56:54,758 ♪ That girl is pretty kinky ♪ 1409 00:56:54,827 --> 00:56:56,793 ♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 1410 00:56:56,862 --> 00:56:58,620 ♪ The kind of girl you read about ♪ 1411 00:56:58,689 --> 00:57:00,034 ♪ In New Wave magazines ♪ 1412 00:57:00,103 --> 00:57:02,206 ♪ That girl is pretty wild now ♪ 1413 00:57:02,275 --> 00:57:03,448 ♪ The girl's a super freak ♪ 1414 00:57:03,517 --> 00:57:05,655 ♪ I really like to taste her ♪ 1415 00:57:05,724 --> 00:57:07,275 ♪ Every time we meet ♪ 1416 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:11,379 ♪ She's all right, she's all right ♪ 1417 00:57:11,448 --> 00:57:16,275 ♪ That girl's all right with me ♪ 1418 00:57:16,344 --> 00:57:18,620 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1419 00:57:18,689 --> 00:57:20,827 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1420 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:23,827 -Oh! -Oh! 1421 00:57:23,896 --> 00:57:26,137 ♪ She's a super freak, super freak ♪ 1422 00:57:26,206 --> 00:57:28,896 -Nice save! -♪ She's super freaky, yeow ♪ 1423 00:57:28,965 --> 00:57:30,551 Blow, Danny! 1424 00:57:30,620 --> 00:57:34,034 [saxophone solo] 1425 00:57:38,379 --> 00:57:41,241 [cheers and applause] 1426 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:42,758 Blow, daddy! 1427 00:57:46,275 --> 00:57:48,000 Raja! 1428 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,862 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1429 00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:03,206 Raja, con-drag-ulations. You're a winner. 1430 00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:05,172 No way! 1431 00:58:05,241 --> 00:58:06,655 [laughter and applause] 1432 00:58:06,724 --> 00:58:09,517 You've won a cash tip of $10,000. 1433 00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,620 -Yes! -Oh, my God. 1434 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,137 Congrats! 1435 00:58:13,206 --> 00:58:17,758 The Vivienne, you are free to slay another day. 1436 00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,758 You may step to the back of the stage. 1437 00:58:19,827 --> 00:58:21,965 Thank you. Thank you, everyone. 1438 00:58:22,034 --> 00:58:24,655 [applause] 1439 00:58:26,310 --> 00:58:30,275 Queens, please join Raja on the main stage. 1440 00:58:35,172 --> 00:58:40,034 Raja, with great power comes great responsibility. 1441 00:58:40,103 --> 00:58:42,586 Using the Platinum Plunger... 1442 00:58:42,655 --> 00:58:45,793 [all laugh] 1443 00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:49,172 Show us which queen you've chosen to block. 1444 00:58:49,241 --> 00:58:52,413 I'm just gonna let the Plunger guide my way. 1445 00:58:52,482 --> 00:58:55,241 Oh! [laughs] 1446 00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:58,896 I finally get the power to block someone, 1447 00:58:58,965 --> 00:59:00,655 and I love it. 1448 00:59:00,724 --> 00:59:01,724 Hmm. 1449 00:59:01,793 --> 00:59:03,586 I love you. 1450 00:59:03,655 --> 00:59:05,103 How much do you love me, baby? 1451 00:59:05,172 --> 00:59:06,758 A lot. 1452 00:59:06,827 --> 00:59:08,034 -Monét. -[speaking gibberish] 1453 00:59:08,103 --> 00:59:10,689 [both speaking gibberish] 1454 00:59:10,758 --> 00:59:13,137 I earned it, I deserve it. 1455 00:59:13,206 --> 00:59:15,310 Somebody's gonna get blocked tonight, 1456 00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:17,310 and it's gonna be because I did it, 1457 00:59:17,379 --> 00:59:20,586 and I am ecstatic. 1458 00:59:20,655 --> 00:59:22,413 Am I--am I dead now? 1459 00:59:22,482 --> 00:59:24,000 [all laugh] 1460 00:59:26,379 --> 00:59:28,482 Do you love me, baby? 1461 00:59:28,551 --> 00:59:31,655 Only you. 1462 00:59:31,724 --> 00:59:33,965 [chuckles] Hi. 1463 00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,413 Oh, damn. [all laugh] 1464 00:59:48,275 --> 00:59:49,827 Damn it! 1465 00:59:49,896 --> 00:59:54,517 Jaida Essence Hall, next week you can compete and even win, 1466 00:59:54,586 --> 01:00:00,965 but Raja has blocked you from earning a legendary Legend Star. 1467 01:00:01,034 --> 01:00:02,896 The sword cuts both ways. 1468 01:00:02,965 --> 01:00:04,172 Ooh! 1469 01:00:04,241 --> 01:00:06,827 Con-drag-ulations, All Stars. 1470 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:09,275 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1471 01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:10,655 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1472 01:00:10,724 --> 01:00:13,034 Can I get an "amen" up in hurr? 1473 01:00:13,103 --> 01:00:14,275 -Amen! -Amen! 1474 01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:16,827 All right. Now let the music play. 1475 01:00:16,896 --> 01:00:20,413 [music plays] 1476 01:00:20,482 --> 01:00:23,931 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1477 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,965 ♪ Cover girl ♪ 1478 01:00:27,965 --> 01:00:29,413 RuPaul: Next time onAll Stars... 1479 01:00:29,482 --> 01:00:31,413 [all laugh] 1480 01:00:31,482 --> 01:00:33,379 I thought we were best friends! 1481 01:00:33,448 --> 01:00:35,000 Sit your ass down, sit your ass down. 1482 01:00:35,068 --> 01:00:36,586 For this week's maxi-challenge, 1483 01:00:36,655 --> 01:00:42,137 you need to create your own social media dance challenge 1484 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:45,620 that's so enter-tainting it could go viral. 1485 01:00:49,241 --> 01:00:50,482 The fuck are you doing? 1486 01:00:50,551 --> 01:00:52,275 Remember the cinnamon challenge? 1487 01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:54,482 I hope you have a glass of milk. 1488 01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:56,448 It's gonna be a lot to swallow. 1489 01:00:56,517 --> 01:00:58,551 If you're in the top this week, who do you block? 1490 01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:00,724 Well, I would be the next to be blocked, wouldn't I be? 1491 01:01:00,793 --> 01:01:02,275 Because I've never been. 1492 01:01:02,344 --> 01:01:04,724 I wanna know what's going on when you get that plunger, 1493 01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:06,827 because those bitches know something. 1494 01:01:06,896 --> 01:01:09,827 Everything you did was funnier than the next. 1495 01:01:09,896 --> 01:01:12,517 Tonight for you, tour de farce. 1496 01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:18,000 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1497 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,275 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1498 01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:24,931 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1499 01:01:38,206 --> 01:01:40,172 ♪ Cover girl ♪