1 00:00:01,103 --> 00:00:06,000 ♪ MTV 2 00:00:06,034 --> 00:00:07,965 RuPaul: Previously onAll Stars... 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,724 For this week's maxi-challenge, you need to create 4 00:00:10,758 --> 00:00:15,344 your own signature social media dance challenge. 5 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:17,517 I would love another star! 6 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,758 I want another star. 7 00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:20,310 Bitch, shut up with your two-star-having ass. 8 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:22,241 Well, I would be the next to be blocked, wouldn't I be? 9 00:00:22,275 --> 00:00:23,413 Because I've never been. 10 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:24,931 I'd like to think I am. 11 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:27,551 I wanna know what's going on when you get that plunger, 12 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:30,172 because those bitches know something. 13 00:00:30,206 --> 00:00:31,448 ♪ And your sister on the corner ♪ 14 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:32,827 ♪ Sister on the corner selling ♪ 15 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:34,034 ♪ P-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah 16 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,103 ♪ P-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-p-p-p-p ♪ 17 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:36,137 ♪ Money, money, money, money 18 00:00:36,172 --> 00:00:37,379 ♪ Money, money, money, money 19 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,137 ♪ Money, money, money, money 20 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:40,517 Jinkx Monsoon. 21 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:43,482 Everything you did was funnier than the next. 22 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,137 Monét X Change. 23 00:00:45,172 --> 00:00:47,034 I think it's a really viral, marketable idea 24 00:00:47,068 --> 00:00:49,275 to have a dance online when people get paid. 25 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:52,068 The top two All Stars of the week 26 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:56,172 are Jinkx Monsoon and Monét X Change. 27 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:57,413 [applause] 28 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,793 You've both earned a legendary Legend Star. 29 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:04,551 This is your chance to win $10,000 30 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:07,241 and block one of your fellow queens. 31 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:11,275 Monét X Change, con-drag-ulations. 32 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:13,517 [applause] 33 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:17,000 With great power comes great responsibility. 34 00:01:18,965 --> 00:01:20,033 Shwah, shwah, shwah. 35 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:22,551 Oh, no! 36 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:28,137 No more cocktails? 37 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,068 [laughs] 38 00:01:30,103 --> 00:01:32,655 -Whoo! -Whoo! 39 00:01:32,689 --> 00:01:33,931 Oh, Monét. 40 00:01:33,965 --> 00:01:35,310 My water broke. 41 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:37,310 Whoo, I got a star. 42 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:39,275 Thank you, Lord! 43 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:43,551 Oh, I have finally joined the multiple star club. 44 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:44,827 I'm not gonna say two-star club 45 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:46,931 because I'm not gonna diminish my successes. 46 00:01:46,965 --> 00:01:49,793 Oh, my God, congratulations! 47 00:01:49,827 --> 00:01:52,275 [cheers and applause] 48 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,551 Girl, finally. 49 00:01:53,586 --> 00:01:55,689 I'm gonna be the bitch out here with the most stars. 50 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:57,033 I'm not playing. 51 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:58,103 Everybody gonna be like, oh, damn, 52 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:00,137 Monét was just waiting for the end. 53 00:02:00,172 --> 00:02:01,379 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was doing, 54 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,034 I was waiting till the end to really get crazy. 55 00:02:03,068 --> 00:02:04,034 Thank you guys. 56 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:05,379 It was really great 57 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:07,103 to be in the top this week and get a star, 58 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:09,793 and, bitch, that $10,000, though. 59 00:02:09,827 --> 00:02:11,103 Bitch, you had slayed the lip sync. 60 00:02:11,137 --> 00:02:12,724 I will say congratulations, girls, 61 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,689 the first ever spoken word lip sync. 62 00:02:14,724 --> 00:02:16,586 Tea, yeah. 63 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:17,689 -Yes. -Yes. 64 00:02:17,724 --> 00:02:19,275 I hope there's more of them. 65 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:21,517 I wanted to do that so bad. 66 00:02:21,551 --> 00:02:22,793 Really, Trin? 67 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:24,413 You don't look like you're dressed for it at all. 68 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,413 I mean... [all laugh] 69 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,827 [laughs] 70 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:30,931 What do you all think Raja's going to say 71 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:32,172 when she finds out there is no secret 72 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:33,241 to this motherfucking plunger? 73 00:02:33,275 --> 00:02:34,827 [all laugh] 74 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:37,206 We have all kept that secret so well. 75 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,551 I have not told her at all. 76 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:40,413 -She's gonna be so pissed. -She's gonna be so mad. 77 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:45,793 -Oh. -[laughs] 78 00:02:45,827 --> 00:02:49,448 She said, I am not fucking with you children. 79 00:02:49,482 --> 00:02:51,000 I ain't fucking with you! 80 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,275 I am a scorned woman. 81 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:58,724 [sighs] I've been humiliated in public. 82 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,068 [all laugh] 83 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:04,448 Oh, my God, y'all, she's pissed. 84 00:03:04,482 --> 00:03:06,172 Shame on them. 85 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:08,000 Shame on all of them. 86 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:12,034 Cunts. 87 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:14,655 [all laugh] 88 00:03:14,689 --> 00:03:16,103 Y'all fucking lied to me! 89 00:03:16,137 --> 00:03:18,793 There was nothing! 90 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:22,000 This entire time and a complete belief 91 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:26,034 that there was some sort of Illuminati, like, secret. 92 00:03:26,068 --> 00:03:28,000 I'm so mad at you guys. 93 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:29,000 [all laugh] 94 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,068 Shea started it. 95 00:03:30,103 --> 00:03:31,310 Shea did start it. 96 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:33,275 Who, me? 97 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:37,482 And I'm the last to find out, and I'm, like, so gagged. 98 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,862 This is my reaction. 99 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,551 There are two people with three stars: 100 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:49,517 Jaida and Jinkx, and Jinkx has won four fucking challenges. 101 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:50,965 But who's really counting? 102 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,310 [all laugh] 103 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:56,689 Also, there's, like, only two more challenges 104 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:58,067 until the Lalaparuza. 105 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:05,413 Oh! Me and my singular star. 106 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:08,034 It's lonely here at the bottom. 107 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:09,206 Ugh. 108 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:11,586 Well, by the looks of it, 109 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:14,310 -Jaida and Jinkx... -For sure. 110 00:04:14,344 --> 00:04:17,241 -...are in the top four. -The top four. 111 00:04:17,274 --> 00:04:19,689 And everybody else besides me has two. 112 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:22,517 Yeah, two the fuck weeks left. 113 00:04:22,551 --> 00:04:27,551 It all comes down to these last two weeks 114 00:04:27,586 --> 00:04:30,034 to secure a spot in the finale. 115 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:32,137 Like, that's wild. 116 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,000 If anyone could win two weeks in a row 117 00:04:35,034 --> 00:04:36,965 and make it at the very last minute, 118 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,586 my money is on Shea Couleé. 119 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,793 And that doesn't mean you couldn't win another one, and-- 120 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:45,448 Oh, so now you're just handing out compliments to everybody. 121 00:04:45,482 --> 00:04:47,620 I just--I don't even know what to say, 122 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,931 besides I got some work to do. 123 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:52,241 There's only, like, a few weeks left. 124 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:53,517 Okay, so then how would you feel 125 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:54,827 if I fucking snatched your wig right now, bitch? 126 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,931 Snatch my wig. Wait, carefully, though. 127 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:58,689 I mean, what is a girl gotta do 128 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:00,931 to get a legendary Legend Star up in this place? 129 00:05:00,965 --> 00:05:03,827 Because whatever that is, I'll do it. 130 00:05:03,862 --> 00:05:04,827 -You better run. -No! 131 00:05:04,862 --> 00:05:06,206 No, no, no, no! 132 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:08,379 Not my fantasy! 133 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:12,379 Can the next challenge be a hot dog eating contest? 134 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,379 Good God, chaos. 135 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:16,310 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race 136 00:05:16,344 --> 00:05:18,448 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 137 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:19,896 receives a one-year supply 138 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:22,620 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 139 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,517 a cash prize of $200,000, 140 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:29,172 and will be crowned queen of all queens. 141 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:33,379 With extra-special guest judge Ronan Farrow. 142 00:05:34,896 --> 00:05:36,172 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race 143 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:37,551 ♪ May the best drag queen win 144 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:44,655 ♪ Best drag queen win 145 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:49,448 Morning, ladies. 146 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:51,586 Girl, it's a new day in the werkroom. 147 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:53,655 What is happening next? 148 00:05:53,689 --> 00:05:56,655 I don't know what she's gonna try to have us do. 149 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,344 Arm wrestle? Jell-O wrestle? 150 00:05:59,379 --> 00:06:01,827 Whatever it is, I have to be the best. 151 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:06,034 Good gay God, please let me get to the top four. 152 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:08,068 Girl! 153 00:06:08,103 --> 00:06:10,758 I just hope whatever is next I can do. 154 00:06:10,793 --> 00:06:13,620 So it shouldn't be a walking and chewing gum challenge. 155 00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:15,482 [all laugh] 156 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:16,482 [alarm] 157 00:06:16,517 --> 00:06:18,172 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 158 00:06:18,206 --> 00:06:21,551 She done already done had herses. 159 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:22,655 Hello, listeners. 160 00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:23,655 Hey! 161 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:25,103 Today's episode is-- 162 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:28,827 Breaking news: The Kennedy Davenport Center Honors 163 00:06:28,862 --> 00:06:32,137 are about to announce this year's inductees 164 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:34,620 in their prestigious Hall of Shade. 165 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:37,724 We'll have more as this story develops. 166 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:41,931 Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. 167 00:06:41,965 --> 00:06:43,758 ♪ Ooh-ooh 168 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:45,034 Shut up. 169 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:48,000 And be sure to use promo code "back rolls." 170 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:50,931 What? [all laugh] 171 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:53,241 The Kennedy Davenport Center Honors. [laughs] 172 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:54,413 Back rolls?! 173 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,103 Hello, hello, hello! 174 00:06:56,137 --> 00:06:58,172 -Hi! -Hey! 175 00:06:58,206 --> 00:07:00,275 -Nice shoes. -That is such a cute look. 176 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,379 -Ladykins. -Hi. 177 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:05,482 Multiple con-drag-ulations are in order. 178 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:09,241 It's official. Each of you has been chosen to be inducted 179 00:07:09,275 --> 00:07:14,034 into the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors Hall of Shade. 180 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:15,896 [all laugh] 181 00:07:15,931 --> 00:07:18,758 And I couldn't be prouder. 182 00:07:18,793 --> 00:07:20,586 Now, the ceremony will take place 183 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,793 tomorrow night on the main stage, 184 00:07:22,827 --> 00:07:27,034 where you'll take turns roasting each other to a crisp. 185 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:28,379 [all laugh] 186 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,310 Yes. My fave. 187 00:07:30,344 --> 00:07:31,758 Oh, my God. 188 00:07:31,793 --> 00:07:33,275 #AllStars7. 189 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,275 Now, later today you'll get a chance 190 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:39,103 to workshop your roast material with Ross Mathews 191 00:07:39,137 --> 00:07:42,724 and stand-up comedian Solomon Georgio. 192 00:07:42,758 --> 00:07:45,482 Oh, my God! 193 00:07:45,517 --> 00:07:49,586 Tomorrow we'll be joined by our extra-special guest judge, 194 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,034 a Pulitzer prize-winning journalist, 195 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:54,448 who's not afraid of a hot topic. 196 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:56,551 Ronan Farrow will be here. 197 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:58,586 -Wow! -Werk! 198 00:07:58,620 --> 00:07:59,965 Dang! 199 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,206 Oh, my God. 200 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:05,275 We have to tell jokes in front of Ronan Farrow? 201 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,000 [all laugh] 202 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:10,379 Now, to decide the performing order for the roast, 203 00:08:10,413 --> 00:08:14,586 you'll be putting your trust and your thrust 204 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:17,068 in the hands of the drag gods. 205 00:08:19,068 --> 00:08:20,862 ♪ Oh, Pit Crew 206 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:23,965 Oh! [applause] 207 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,034 -Oh! -[laughs] 208 00:08:26,068 --> 00:08:28,275 Oh, my goodness. 209 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:30,310 Are those Snag Tights? Wow. 210 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,827 Oh, my goodness. 211 00:08:31,862 --> 00:08:33,448 Snag Tights never looked so good. 212 00:08:33,482 --> 00:08:35,517 Okay, here's how it works. 213 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:39,482 You pick a balloon, place it between your body 214 00:08:39,517 --> 00:08:42,517 and the backside of a Pit Crew member, 215 00:08:42,551 --> 00:08:45,965 and then pop it like it's hot. 216 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,448 [all laugh] 217 00:08:47,482 --> 00:08:48,758 Okay. 218 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:51,586 Now, the color of the confetti inside each balloon 219 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,793 corresponds to a number 220 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:58,344 on the Kennedy Davenport Center seal 221 00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:00,793 and will determine your place in the lineup. 222 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:02,931 Are you all ready to pound some asses? 223 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,068 -Yeah! -Yes! 224 00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:05,689 All right, now, we're gonna go left to right, 225 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:09,034 starting with Jaida Essence Hall. 226 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,482 Come on over here. Pick a balloon. 227 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,586 -Yes, girl. -Yes. 228 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:16,068 -Who you gonna pick? -[laughs] 229 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:18,896 Yay! This is the tea about the world of topping. 230 00:09:18,931 --> 00:09:20,896 You should be able to enjoy yourself, 231 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,689 but you have to be a pleaser. 232 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:23,758 Assume the position. 233 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:25,965 Okay. And that's exactly what I do. 234 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,517 Whatever you want from behind 235 00:09:27,551 --> 00:09:29,620 is what you're gonna get, baby. 236 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,068 Yeah. 237 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:34,034 Whoo! [cheering] 238 00:09:34,068 --> 00:09:35,965 [all laugh] 239 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,965 Damn. 240 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,379 Jaida, you ain't playin', is you? 241 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,862 But sometimes a quickie is all you need, 242 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:45,862 and that's apparently what I needed today. 243 00:09:45,896 --> 00:09:49,034 Now, Jaida, you got purple confetti, 244 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:52,551 so you will appear as seventh in the roast. 245 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:54,689 Yay! [applause] 246 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,034 Are you ready, Trinity? 247 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,034 -I'm ready. -Okay. 248 00:09:58,068 --> 00:10:00,862 [laughter and applause] 249 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,137 So you popped green. 250 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:05,103 That means you will be the fifth queen to roast. 251 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,137 Up next, it's Jinkx Monsoon. 252 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,172 Could I actually ask you to turn around? 253 00:10:09,206 --> 00:10:10,758 Is that allowed? 254 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:11,793 No, we're only going from behind. 255 00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:13,000 -Okay. -I know. 256 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:14,586 This is so new for me. 257 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,310 It's a family show. [all laugh] 258 00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:18,241 Whoo! Oh, my God. 259 00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:19,241 Oh, wow. 260 00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:20,965 I really wish the Pit Crew 261 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,655 were the ones doing the thrusting. 262 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,310 Aah! 263 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:26,379 -Oh, my gosh. -I think it's obvious 264 00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:29,241 what position I normally play in the outfield. 265 00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:30,689 [laughs] 266 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:32,034 Now, Jinkx, you've gotta want it. 267 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:34,517 Girl, go harder! 268 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,620 Also, I'm a married woman. How dare you! 269 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,310 Aah! 270 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,344 Are you all right? 271 00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:42,931 It's just shockwaves through my body. 272 00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,689 Now, Jinkx, you popped yellow, 273 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:48,068 which makes you the fourth queen to roast there. 274 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,827 [applause] 275 00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:52,379 Monét X Change is next. 276 00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:53,862 Ooh, right there. 277 00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:54,862 Oh! 278 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:55,862 I got a little in my mouth. 279 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,275 You got some in your mouth? 280 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,689 So, now, you are blue, which makes you sixth. 281 00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:03,793 Yvie Oddly, now, you don't have any keys in your pocket, do you? 282 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,689 That's not keys, Ru. 283 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,965 That's not keys. [all laugh] 284 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,482 Oh! Oh, my God. 285 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,827 It's a girl! 286 00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:14,379 You got the pink. You're the second to roast. 287 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:17,793 -Shea Couleé. -Sorry if my hands are cold. 288 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:18,896 Oh, you're being so delicate. 289 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,310 -Oh! -Aah! 290 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:25,034 You busted it orange-style. 291 00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,448 You are the third queen to roast. 292 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,172 Yes. 293 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:33,068 The only positions left are first and last. 294 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,034 All right, Raja, come on down. 295 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:37,068 Oh! [all laugh] 296 00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,689 [all laugh] 297 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:45,827 Listen, I haven't seen a naked man 298 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:49,034 or thrust myself into one in weeks and weeks and weeks, 299 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:52,793 so, you know, why not just let your hair down 300 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,517 and hope I don't get first. 301 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:57,793 -Aah! -Oh, wow. 302 00:11:57,827 --> 00:12:00,206 -It's red! -Oh, man! 303 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,413 [laughter and applause] 304 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:08,586 Raja! Raja! Raja! 305 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,137 Raja! Raja! 306 00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,448 Wow, you popped it, 307 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,793 and you are the first one in the roast. 308 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,724 Do I still get to pop my balloon? 309 00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:20,517 Well, Vivienne, we already know what position you'll be in, 310 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:25,275 but I think we owe it to you to pop it like it's hot. 311 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:27,931 -Yeah! -Just to make sure. 312 00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:29,586 Spread your legs a little more. 313 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,586 A little wider. [all laugh] 314 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,413 Oh! 315 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:35,172 It's gold! 316 00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:38,310 That's right, Vivienne, you will be closing the roast. 317 00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,482 Ladies, give the fellas a big round of applause. 318 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,000 [applause] Y'all are so amazing. 319 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,758 Monét is so bald... 320 00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:48,862 How bald is she? 321 00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,068 She doesn't have any hair. 322 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,689 -[laughs] -Zinger! 323 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,793 This week's maxi-challenge 324 00:12:55,827 --> 00:13:03,034 is the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors Hall of Shade roast. 325 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:06,034 And roasting is something I do. 326 00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:08,103 It's in my wheelhouse. 327 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,310 Is there anything off limits for anyone? 328 00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,758 Like, go ham. 329 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:17,827 You make fun of plastic surgery, where I come from, all of it. 330 00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:20,103 Noted. [laughs] 331 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,965 Three stars, four wins under my belt, 332 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,413 and now we are headed into Monsoon territory. 333 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,241 [laughs] 334 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,413 I'm feeling pretty damn good. 335 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,344 I think you're kind of the hardest one 336 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,275 for me to write for because-- 337 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,862 I've corrected all the typical English jokes. 338 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,896 I got my teeth fixed, I got my hair fixed. 339 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,310 I know. 340 00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:43,482 Gotcha, girl! 341 00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:49,586 Every challenge, Raja pulls out a dictionary and a thesaurus. 342 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,034 The dance challenge, 343 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,689 she was like, 344 00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:56,344 what's a synonym for happy? 345 00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:57,620 [laughs] 346 00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,758 Do you use the word "vag" in America? 347 00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:01,758 Mm-hmm. 348 00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:02,862 [laughs] 349 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:04,793 These lovely questions. 350 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,413 I do consider myself a comedy queen, 351 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,413 but my humor is very British, 352 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,724 which doesn't always translate to America, 353 00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:15,482 and, you know, there's some funny bitches here. 354 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,724 I feel like I've definitely got my work cut out for me. 355 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:21,344 I've just got a good Vivienne addict joke, so... 356 00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,793 Do it. I wanna laugh that hard I relapse. 357 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,758 Oh, no! [laughs] 358 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,551 [laughs] 359 00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:29,034 How you doing? 360 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,275 I'm struggling. 361 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:32,068 Don't say it. 362 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:34,862 We're getting towards the end here. 363 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,310 Yeah. 364 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,724 I'm losing opportunities 365 00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:42,000 to still be in the running to be in the final four, 366 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,965 so the pressure is definitely on. 367 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,137 But I'm trying to not let it, like, get to me, 368 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,896 so that I could still have fun. 369 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,344 But I'm also, like, oh, my gosh, 370 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,586 it's, like, make it or break it time. 371 00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:56,379 So I just gotta really, you know, go in. 372 00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,000 I've never done a roast in my life. 373 00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,000 Me neither. 374 00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,310 So I have no idea. 375 00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,896 Wait, is this funny? 376 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,931 Trinity is my pageant sis from the South. 377 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,689 Oh, she's listening. Okay, wait. 378 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,413 See, I don't care. Okay, sis. 379 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,034 Trinity is my pageant sis from the South. 380 00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:11,241 In fact, her accent is so Southern 381 00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,172 that it sounds like hot grits and pork chops. 382 00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,137 Is that funny? [laughs] 383 00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,413 That's not funny? 384 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,379 Girl. 385 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,655 Well... 386 00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:23,000 I'm not that funny standing up on the stage. 387 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:25,724 I'm just funny sitting down talking shit. 388 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,758 I'm really excited for this challenge, actually. 389 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,517 I didn't get to do a roast. 390 00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:31,724 Oh, you've never done one? 391 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,034 Or any sort of, like, stand-up on my season. 392 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,310 We'll see if you feel really excited afterwards. 393 00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,551 I mean, I also feel set up 394 00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:40,896 really well by the universe, though. 395 00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:42,379 I'm like, I just have to vibe 396 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:45,275 off of the energy that Raja puts down. 397 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,034 Oh, you've got a great position. 398 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:50,379 Monét, you got a even better position after me. 399 00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,758 I feel good about this roast. 400 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,413 [all laugh] 401 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,689 I did well in the All Stars 4one. 402 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,655 -You won. Yeah. -Yeah, I won that one. 403 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,413 Look at that big, bloated bitch in that box. 404 00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:03,586 Or as they know her down at the clinic, patient zero. 405 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,206 [all laugh] 406 00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:07,758 This is literally my kryptonite. 407 00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,000 The last two were a disaster. 408 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,344 Girl, we already know, bitch, 409 00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:15,206 I am not good at a fucking roast. 410 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,931 Michelle, you have this pungent look on your face, 411 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,620 kind of like you gotta shit. 412 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,344 [scattered laughter] 413 00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:25,448 Bunny does have that special kind of face. 414 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:31,275 Doctors use a picture of her to solve Viagra users-- 415 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,379 to solve Viagra users 416 00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,896 with erections lasting longer than four hours. 417 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,379 Trinity, you're funny, 418 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,551 and you can tell jokes. 419 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,586 It's not about being-- 420 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,344 It's hitting punchlines and timing 421 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:47,206 is different than being off the cuff funny. 422 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:50,793 This, to me, is the hardest challenge to do. 423 00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:54,551 Trinity, like, the more you tell yourself "I'm not good at this," 424 00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:56,137 the less good you're gonna be at it, 425 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,034 because you're building it up in your mind 426 00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,137 that you couldn't possibly do well at this. 427 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:04,000 Bitch, I am after you. 428 00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:07,517 You really built me up and came through for me 429 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,275 when we were doing the first design challenge, 430 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,723 so please lean on me, 431 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,896 and if you need to run anything by me, 432 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,517 I'd love to repay the favor. 433 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,103 Well, being this close to you 434 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:18,482 and seeing all of your pores, I'm very inspired. 435 00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,241 She's started already, everybody. 436 00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:22,378 -[laughs] -I'm very inspired. 437 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,723 These three, these are my trouble pores right here. 438 00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,758 -Well, I have a prediction. -What? 439 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,275 Jinkx and Monét are gonna win again. 440 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,551 Could you imagine? There's no way Jinkx and I 441 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:31,655 could be in the top two weeks in a row together. 442 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,827 Oh, yes, yes, yes, predicted, Trinity. 443 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,172 See, remember, prediction Trinity 444 00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:38,344 always makes sure that it's not who it is. 445 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:41,310 [all laugh] 446 00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:45,482 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 447 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,862 [RuPaul laughs] 448 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,482 Hi! 449 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,551 Hi! 450 00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:55,034 It's time to rehearse my roast 451 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:57,068 with Ross Mathews and Solomon Georgio. 452 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:59,517 Solomon is a really great comedian. 453 00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,034 I love his Twitter. 454 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,724 And he has some really sharp and biting humor, 455 00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:06,241 so I feel like he is the perfect person 456 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,793 to get advice from on how to roast. 457 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,448 It's so good to see you. 458 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,793 Likewise. You look like Christmas. 459 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:14,931 Ho, ho, ho. 460 00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,241 What'd you call me? 461 00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,896 -He called me the ho. -Oh, okay. 462 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,034 [all laugh] 463 00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:20,793 Hey, Solomon, how are you? 464 00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:22,068 I'm very good. How are you, Jaida? 465 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,517 I'm pretty good. You look good today, too, by the way. 466 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:24,965 Yeah, well, you look great, too. I love that suit. 467 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,482 Thank you! 468 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,896 Are you ready to roast? 469 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:30,137 We're gonna find out. 470 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,482 [all laugh] 471 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,586 I have a very specific mantra I always tell myself. 472 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,275 Take your time, be in the moment, 473 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,137 enunciate, radiate. 474 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,344 I'm gay. 475 00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,655 [all laugh] 476 00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:42,689 I don't have anything, like, connected yet. 477 00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,482 I just wrote down a bunch of just random stuff. 478 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,551 Great. 479 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,000 I go right after Trinity, 480 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,758 and she's probably gonna be pretty terrible. 481 00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,413 [both laugh] 482 00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:52,344 I'm excited to bounce some of these jokes off of them 483 00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:53,586 to see what they think. 484 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,000 Because if I get no laughs, girl, start over. 485 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,379 But I'm hoping that's not the case, 486 00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:01,551 because I don't have the time or the Ritalin to do it. 487 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,172 I have some for Jinkx 488 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,448 that talk about, like, her glow-up, 489 00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:07,000 and Ru has been complimenting her makeup a lot, 490 00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,758 which has been shocking to the rest of us in the werkroom. 491 00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,137 You could say "Shocking to us in the werkroom 492 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,655 or anyone else with eyes." 493 00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:14,482 [laughs] Ooh! 494 00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:16,413 Even some Black people are surprised. 495 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,517 [both laugh] 496 00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:21,275 Jinkx is so ugly she tried to Photoshop a picture, 497 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,172 and the app said, "Nice try, bitch." 498 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:25,034 [both laugh] 499 00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:27,448 Trinity's accent is so Southern 500 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:29,137 that even Jim Crow would fuck it. 501 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,620 [both laugh] 502 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,310 Jaida's so endearing. 503 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,413 I'm just so glad 504 00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,379 that I got to spend the 25 cents a day 505 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,448 to keep her alive. 506 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:40,413 Oh. [both laugh] 507 00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:43,482 My stand-up, it can be very vicious, 508 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,896 but also quite sweet, you know? 509 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:49,724 I like to slap 'em hard and then rub it out. 510 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,931 This morning I rolled a big fattie. 511 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:54,137 That's how we get Jinkx into the building. 512 00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:56,275 [both laugh] 513 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,241 And then RuPaul. Hi. Thanks, RuPaul, for coming. 514 00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:00,000 I know you haven't in a while. 515 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:03,310 [both laugh] 516 00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,896 Jaida talks about eating her ass 517 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:08,482 like it's a two-for-one deal at the Sizzler. 518 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,620 All you can eat butt-fey? 519 00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:13,517 Butt-fey. That's what I've been missing. 520 00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,827 My goal is to never write an unfunny joke. 521 00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,827 Okay, so I feel like I'm doing this wrong now. 522 00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,310 I have to start all over. 523 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:23,862 Jinkx Monsoon once said that trauma lives in the body. 524 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:26,482 And for Yvie, it also lives in her drag. 525 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:31,379 I like the idea of you being, like, sweet as pie, 526 00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:34,517 but saying these cruel things. 527 00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:36,000 Just give 'em that good Shea Couleé smile, 528 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,448 and I believe they'll eat it up. 529 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,379 Okay, great, because I paid a lot of money for it. 530 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:40,965 [both laugh] 531 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,034 I think that I am funny, like, off the cuff. 532 00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,034 -Yes. -The thing with this is, though, 533 00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:48,103 is, like, you have to hit a punchline. 534 00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,379 You can live in both worlds. 535 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:50,620 The jokes that you have written down, 536 00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:53,034 and then the stuff you can say in the moment. 537 00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:55,827 I am a little scared. 538 00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,793 There's a lot riding on this for me. 539 00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,206 I need to redeem myself 540 00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:03,965 for all those horrible jokes I told before. 541 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,034 It's either make it or break it time. 542 00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,379 I cannot wait to see what you do. 543 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,827 Thank you, Ross. 544 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,172 You know, and to quote-- 545 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:12,827 I forgot who said it, but, um... 546 00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:13,965 Don't fuck it up. 547 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,413 [laughs] 548 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,000 -Jesus. -[laughs] 549 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,344 Pew, pew, pew! 550 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,379 Jinkx, would you say I kilt it? 551 00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:27,172 -You kilt it. -[laughs] 552 00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:30,758 Today is the day of the Hall of Shade roast, 553 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:33,103 and I am ready to get roasted. 554 00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,517 I just don't think these girls 555 00:21:34,551 --> 00:21:37,000 are gonna have anything funny to say. 556 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,551 -Aah! -Ooh! 557 00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:39,551 Oh. 558 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:42,034 [both laugh] 559 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,275 They can't call me ugly anymore. 560 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,448 I've had way too much plastic surgery for that. 561 00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:49,310 I got the legal limit of Botox 562 00:21:49,344 --> 00:21:51,034 you're allowed to put in your forehead, 563 00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,068 and look how it works for me. 564 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,896 [laughs] 565 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,137 I literally can't wait to hear 566 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:03,655 what shady, mean jokes people say about me. 567 00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:04,793 I love it. 568 00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:06,344 -I fucking love it. -Right. 569 00:22:06,379 --> 00:22:07,724 I mean, I would love 570 00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,758 to hopefully be in the top again this week, but who knows? 571 00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:13,896 I mean, girl, top, shmop. 572 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:15,758 Who's really... 573 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:20,379 I feel like right now it's trending to just not. 574 00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:22,275 [laughs] 575 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:26,206 I am really nervous, 576 00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:29,965 because if I don't win this challenge tonight, 577 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,793 I just don't see a clear path to the finale. 578 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,758 Damn. 579 00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,448 I'm just gonna go out there, I'm gonna have fun. 580 00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:40,689 And la-augh. 581 00:22:40,724 --> 00:22:42,034 La-augh, ho. 582 00:22:42,068 --> 00:22:43,689 You know? 583 00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:49,448 So I'm hoping that I can deliver a sickening roast. 584 00:22:49,482 --> 00:22:51,310 Who's hungry? [chuckles] 585 00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:52,413 Oh, I love those. 586 00:22:52,448 --> 00:22:53,724 -Yeah? -I do love those. 587 00:22:53,758 --> 00:22:55,275 Yeah, this is gorgeous. 588 00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:57,551 -It is beautiful. -Thank you, thank you. 589 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,965 You know, can I show you-- 590 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,103 Do you think you have any jewelry to match this black? 591 00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:07,965 I have black. I actually do have some earrings. 592 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,448 -Do you need earrings? -Earrings would be cute. 593 00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:12,482 You know, I have to check in with my twinner 594 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:16,482 to strategize, realize, analyze, 595 00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:18,896 all these things-ize. 596 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,689 I don't know. 597 00:23:36,724 --> 00:23:38,448 -It's so hard. -Girl. 598 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,482 I don't know. 599 00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:42,241 [whispering] 600 00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:45,931 -Peas and carrots. -[laughs] 601 00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:49,103 Oh, Monét's whispering again. [laughs] 602 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,862 I think they think they're being sly about it. 603 00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:55,068 The trouble is, Monét's a bass, 604 00:23:55,103 --> 00:23:59,655 so when Monét's talking low, it's even easier to tell, 605 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:03,689 'cause I feel the rumbling coming up through my feet. 606 00:24:03,724 --> 00:24:05,068 You think you're being really sneaky, 607 00:24:05,103 --> 00:24:07,551 -but everyone hears brrrr. -[laughs] 608 00:24:07,586 --> 00:24:08,827 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 609 00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,344 [mumbling with deep voice] 610 00:24:10,379 --> 00:24:13,689 -Oh, my God, I do. Damn. -[laughs] 611 00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:16,310 So, Raja, we're both at two stars. 612 00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:17,655 Ooh! 613 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,137 Yeah. 614 00:24:19,172 --> 00:24:22,000 -Cool! -Cool! 615 00:24:22,034 --> 00:24:23,551 [laughs] 616 00:24:23,586 --> 00:24:26,137 Right now, the people who have the most stars 617 00:24:26,172 --> 00:24:27,724 are only one more than us. 618 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,310 Yeah, which means that, like, 619 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:33,137 it's a chance to jump right back up to first place. 620 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,827 But I'm blocked! 621 00:24:34,862 --> 00:24:37,482 I know, but if you win, you might not get the star, 622 00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,724 but you're also robbing everybody else 623 00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:42,448 who could have gotten that spot of a star. 624 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:46,827 Ooh, I love these words. 625 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,758 Whoever gets blocked tonight, that's it. 626 00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:51,517 We have one more challenge after this. 627 00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:53,241 Oh, my God. 628 00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:54,379 So wherever gets blocked tonight-- 629 00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:55,517 Well, you and Jaida are fine. 630 00:24:55,551 --> 00:24:57,448 If y'all are blocked, y'all are fine. 631 00:24:57,482 --> 00:25:02,344 Not if, like, over the next two challenges 632 00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:04,965 four other people get to three stars, 633 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,034 and then there's six of us with three stars. 634 00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:09,137 What would the tie breaker be? 635 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:13,793 After tonight, there's one more challenge on the horizon. 636 00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:16,310 So whoever gets blocked tonight, 637 00:25:16,344 --> 00:25:20,000 that could be the determining factor 638 00:25:20,034 --> 00:25:23,586 in making it to the finale. 639 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:25,517 It would be so much fun to do the finale together. 640 00:25:25,551 --> 00:25:26,724 Oh, it would. 641 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,586 It would just hurt to-- 642 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:32,689 I have to beat my best friend in this competition. 643 00:25:32,724 --> 00:25:34,448 -Ooh! -[laughs] 644 00:25:34,482 --> 00:25:35,689 Oh, come on. 645 00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:37,793 Oh, in the book of shade, 646 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,896 that was a two on the Richter scale. 647 00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:51,586 [RuPaul laughs] 648 00:25:54,517 --> 00:25:58,379 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 649 00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:01,172 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 650 00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:03,206 ♪ Cover girl 651 00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:04,758 And what? 652 00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:07,137 Welcome to the main stage 653 00:26:07,172 --> 00:26:10,310 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners. 654 00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:13,034 She's an American institution. 655 00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:15,034 Michelle Visage. 656 00:26:15,068 --> 00:26:17,034 Oh, yes, I'm right up there with the Franklin Mint, 657 00:26:17,068 --> 00:26:19,689 as in "Franklin, your ass is mint." 658 00:26:19,724 --> 00:26:22,172 [all laugh] 659 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:26,965 America's brunch laureate, the hilarious Ross Mathews. 660 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,344 What's the most delicious thing you've ever had at a brunch? 661 00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:32,620 I can't remember his name. 662 00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:34,689 [all laugh] 663 00:26:34,724 --> 00:26:37,172 Fearless author and journalist, 664 00:26:37,206 --> 00:26:41,103 let's give a big Drag Race welcome to Ronan Farrow. 665 00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:43,551 It is an honor to be here. You know what a fan I am. 666 00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:46,000 I have literally lobbied you at the grocery store. 667 00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:48,068 I have interrupted you in your personal life 668 00:26:48,103 --> 00:26:51,034 to say, "Let me on!" [all laugh] 669 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,275 I'm so glad you could finally make it. 670 00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:55,793 This week, we challenged our All Stars 671 00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:59,896 to honor each other in the Hall of Shade roast. 672 00:26:59,931 --> 00:27:04,551 And tonight on the runway, category is All Glowed Up. 673 00:27:04,586 --> 00:27:06,655 Racers, start your engines, 674 00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:08,862 and may the best Legend win. 675 00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:13,000 Please welcome to the stage 676 00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:17,896 the president of the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors, 677 00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:19,379 Wintergreen. 678 00:27:19,413 --> 00:27:21,379 [applause] 679 00:27:21,413 --> 00:27:23,000 What? 680 00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:24,586 Oh, my. 681 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,344 Shut up! 682 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:30,034 [all laugh] 683 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:32,793 Ah, Wintergreen is here! 684 00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:34,689 Oh, my God! 685 00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:37,206 Not only is she the fierce drag daughter 686 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:38,620 of Season 9's Peppermint, 687 00:27:38,655 --> 00:27:42,000 but also one of the camera guys known as Sarge. 688 00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:46,034 Peppermint and Wintergreen, gorgeous. 689 00:27:46,068 --> 00:27:47,965 I know. 690 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,448 [all laugh] 691 00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:52,137 Yes, Wintergreen! 692 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:55,655 [cheers and applause] 693 00:28:03,068 --> 00:28:06,275 Good evening, and thank you. 694 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:11,758 Please bow your heads as I share these words of wisdom 695 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:14,931 from Kennedy Davenport herself. 696 00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:19,310 After a long night of hookin'... 697 00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:21,206 [all laugh] 698 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:25,275 Trade didn't like the session, 699 00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:29,172 so he had gutted me and set me on fire. 700 00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:30,482 But, you know, I didn't die. 701 00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:31,862 -No. -No. 702 00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:33,413 I had crystallized. 703 00:28:33,448 --> 00:28:35,379 -Oh! -Yes! 704 00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,379 And now I'm a Glamazon bitch ready for the runway. 705 00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:38,655 Can I get an "amen?" 706 00:28:38,689 --> 00:28:41,758 -Amen! -Amen! 707 00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:45,551 And now it's time for television's proudest moment. 708 00:28:45,586 --> 00:28:49,896 Please welcome our first honoree, Raja. 709 00:28:49,931 --> 00:28:53,517 [cheers and applause] 710 00:28:57,724 --> 00:28:59,413 Good evening, everyone. 711 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,827 I'm Raja, an honoree 712 00:29:01,862 --> 00:29:07,586 of the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors Hall of Shade. 713 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,586 [chuckles] 714 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:13,344 I've made it. I've really, really made it. 715 00:29:13,379 --> 00:29:17,413 Ru and I, you know, we go way back. 716 00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:21,310 The first time I met Ru, I asked her for an autograph. 717 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:25,103 That handprint still remains on that cave wall today. 718 00:29:25,137 --> 00:29:27,655 [all laugh] 719 00:29:27,689 --> 00:29:29,310 Oh, hey, Monét. 720 00:29:29,344 --> 00:29:31,931 I heard Monét lives in Hollywood now, 721 00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:34,517 but her hairline lives in Reseda. 722 00:29:34,551 --> 00:29:36,896 [all laugh] 723 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,275 I Ubered here today, 724 00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:45,379 and my driver was an over-sharing alcoholic 725 00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:47,586 with rancid BO. 726 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:51,137 That motherfucker still had more stars than Shea Couleé. 727 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:54,689 [all laugh] 728 00:29:57,793 --> 00:30:00,344 The Vivienne has joined us from Liverpool, 729 00:30:00,379 --> 00:30:01,620 which is ironic, 730 00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:04,241 'cause her liver is drowned in a pool of booze. 731 00:30:04,275 --> 00:30:06,586 [all laugh] 732 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,379 Viv has done so much ketamine, 733 00:30:08,413 --> 00:30:10,655 people are betting on her at the Kentucky Derby. 734 00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:14,103 [all laugh] 735 00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:15,896 Before I exit, a few words 736 00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:19,517 about our next esteemed speaker, Yvie Oddly. 737 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:23,551 You know, Yvie's got such amazing, quirky, eclectic style, 738 00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:27,206 and by "style," I mean she has a massive donkey dick. 739 00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:30,517 Please welcome to the stage Yvie Oddly! 740 00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:33,275 [laughter and applause] 741 00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:40,724 Thank you, Raja, for that inspiring glimpse 742 00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:42,586 into what my future holds 743 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:45,379 if I just keep saying "yes" to drugs. 744 00:30:45,413 --> 00:30:47,862 [all laugh] 745 00:30:47,896 --> 00:30:50,310 You know, Monét, you look so stunning. 746 00:30:50,344 --> 00:30:55,655 You really are my favorite winner of All Stars 4. 747 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:58,172 [all laugh] 748 00:30:58,206 --> 00:31:02,586 Oh, you bitch! You shady bitch! 749 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,724 Trinity the Tuck is here tonight. 750 00:31:04,758 --> 00:31:07,758 [applause] 751 00:31:07,793 --> 00:31:13,068 Trin is known by so many as a pageant queen, a performer. 752 00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:17,655 But to me, Trin will always just be a prostitute. 753 00:31:17,689 --> 00:31:19,103 [all laugh] 754 00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:22,896 I actually do have so much respect for Trin. 755 00:31:22,931 --> 00:31:25,517 I'm not even gonna joke about her surgical enhancements 756 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:30,896 because honestly, even Jinkx has had some plastic surgery done. 757 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,310 I'll give you time to look for it. 758 00:31:33,344 --> 00:31:36,275 [all laugh] 759 00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:39,103 No, really, she got her hairline done, 760 00:31:39,137 --> 00:31:42,068 which means that she thought to herself, 761 00:31:42,103 --> 00:31:44,655 yeah, that's the problem. 762 00:31:44,689 --> 00:31:48,689 [all laugh] 763 00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:50,517 The next speaker tonight, 764 00:31:50,551 --> 00:31:53,034 she puts the "star" in "one-star." 765 00:31:53,068 --> 00:31:54,620 Shea Couleé. 766 00:31:54,655 --> 00:31:59,000 [laughter and applause] 767 00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:01,689 Thank you so much, Yvie. 768 00:32:01,724 --> 00:32:06,000 I can't think of enough words to describe you. 769 00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:07,793 Well, nice ones, anyway. 770 00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,448 [all laugh] 771 00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:11,689 Jaida Essence Hall is here. 772 00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:13,000 I love that skinny little bitch. 773 00:32:13,034 --> 00:32:16,206 Jaida Essence Hall is such a skinny little bitch 774 00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:18,344 that she wears earring backs as bracelets. 775 00:32:18,379 --> 00:32:19,724 [all laugh] 776 00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:22,482 Jaida Essence Hall is such a skinny little bitch 777 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:25,275 that she uses a tampon as a flotation device. 778 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,793 [all laugh] 779 00:32:26,827 --> 00:32:29,862 Jaida Essence Hall is such a skinny little bitch 780 00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:32,379 that when she stands in front of a funhouse mirror, 781 00:32:32,413 --> 00:32:34,137 she looks like Monét X Change. 782 00:32:34,172 --> 00:32:36,862 [all laugh] 783 00:32:36,896 --> 00:32:39,275 Monét X Change. 784 00:32:39,310 --> 00:32:41,448 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 785 00:32:41,482 --> 00:32:43,034 I don't want to objectify you, 786 00:32:43,068 --> 00:32:46,310 but truly, your ass does give new meaning 787 00:32:46,344 --> 00:32:48,379 to the term "dark side of the moon." 788 00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:50,620 [all laugh] 789 00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:52,000 Trinity the Tuck. 790 00:32:52,034 --> 00:32:55,586 I'm not going to stand here like all these other girls 791 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,275 calling you a slut. 792 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,620 You're also dumb. 793 00:32:59,655 --> 00:33:02,413 [all laugh] 794 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,931 And as I wrap up, 795 00:33:03,965 --> 00:33:07,310 I realize that I've actually forgotten about Raja, 796 00:33:07,344 --> 00:33:10,241 which I'm sure most of you already have as well. 797 00:33:10,275 --> 00:33:13,551 Hide your sons and hide your keys. 798 00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:15,310 It's Jinkx Monsoon. 799 00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:18,758 [applause] 800 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:24,620 I am so honored to be honored here tonight 801 00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:27,000 at this imaginary event. 802 00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:29,517 [all laugh] 803 00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:30,655 First of all, RuPaul, 804 00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:32,793 the Rosetta Stone of drag, 805 00:33:32,827 --> 00:33:36,655 you are such a kinky bitch. 806 00:33:36,689 --> 00:33:41,172 You've been edging Shangela for, like, 11 years now, 807 00:33:41,206 --> 00:33:44,862 and we all just sat and watched, so I guess we're complicit. 808 00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:49,310 And then Ross Mathews, you look great. 809 00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:52,586 I'll have whatever intestinal parasite she's having. 810 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:56,068 [all laugh] 811 00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:58,241 And Yvie Oddly. 812 00:33:58,275 --> 00:34:02,068 Now, Yvie Oddly has been objectified a lot this season, 813 00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:04,344 and I don't want to contribute to that. 814 00:34:06,482 --> 00:34:08,344 Anyway, here's some dick jokes. 815 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:11,344 [all laugh] 816 00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,931 Yvie Oddly's dick is so big, when she tucks, 817 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:16,965 she has to tape it between her shoulder blades. 818 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,965 Yvie Oddly's dick is so big, it has its own heartbeat. 819 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,724 Yvie Oddly's dick is so big, 820 00:34:24,757 --> 00:34:27,137 when I was doing a line of coke off of it, 821 00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:28,862 I had time to stop and reflect 822 00:34:28,896 --> 00:34:31,827 and realized I'd become my mother. 823 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,757 [all laugh] 824 00:34:40,688 --> 00:34:42,206 Then there's Trinity. 825 00:34:42,241 --> 00:34:46,447 Trinity, my goodness, so kind and compassionate and caring. 826 00:34:46,482 --> 00:34:48,793 She even let her last boyfriend down easy. 827 00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:50,655 She said, "Let's just be cousins." 828 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:54,172 [all laugh] 829 00:34:57,655 --> 00:34:59,827 Now, before Trinity comes up here 830 00:34:59,862 --> 00:35:01,379 and gives it her best shot, 831 00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:03,206 just remember, 832 00:35:03,241 --> 00:35:05,965 she was raised by snake handlers in Appalachia. 833 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,206 Thank you! 834 00:35:07,241 --> 00:35:09,862 [laughter and applause] 835 00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:18,482 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 836 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,379 [RuPaul laughs] 837 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:26,379 Welcome back to the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors. 838 00:35:26,413 --> 00:35:29,241 [applause] 839 00:35:31,344 --> 00:35:34,379 Well, hi, I'm Trinity the Tuck. 840 00:35:34,413 --> 00:35:35,896 I'm super excited to be here 841 00:35:35,931 --> 00:35:41,034 at the John F. Kennedy Davenport Center of Disease Control. 842 00:35:41,068 --> 00:35:42,413 [all laugh] 843 00:35:42,448 --> 00:35:45,103 The first queen I would like to celebrate tonight 844 00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:46,206 is Jinkx Monsoon. 845 00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,862 Jinkx was such an ugly baby, 846 00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,758 her birth certificate came with an apology letter 847 00:35:50,793 --> 00:35:52,620 from a condom factory. 848 00:35:52,655 --> 00:35:56,655 [all laugh] 849 00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:58,172 But have you seen her husband? 850 00:35:58,206 --> 00:35:59,689 He's actually really cute. 851 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:02,551 He actually likes to dress her up 852 00:36:02,586 --> 00:36:05,103 like a piñata before sex, 853 00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:08,206 because he likes to be blindfold before he hits it. 854 00:36:08,241 --> 00:36:10,517 [all laugh] 855 00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:14,862 Speaking of the beautifully challenged, 856 00:36:14,896 --> 00:36:18,241 Yvie, all joking aside, I just wanna let you know, 857 00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:20,448 don't let anyone ever tell you you're not pretty. 858 00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,103 You're not, but don't let them tell you. 859 00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:24,896 [all laugh] 860 00:36:28,137 --> 00:36:31,068 When I think of pretty people, Monét comes to mind. 861 00:36:31,103 --> 00:36:34,000 She's also a classically trained musician. 862 00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:36,551 She plays a great second fiddle to Bob the Drag Queen. 863 00:36:36,586 --> 00:36:39,034 [all laugh] 864 00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:43,206 Comedy runs in Monét's family. 865 00:36:43,241 --> 00:36:45,310 Her mother delivered at least one joke. 866 00:36:45,344 --> 00:36:47,689 [all laugh] 867 00:36:47,724 --> 00:36:48,896 Oh! 868 00:36:50,827 --> 00:36:52,827 Oh, my goodness. 869 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:55,551 You know, I tried to look up Raja, 870 00:36:55,586 --> 00:36:58,000 but Wikipedia doesn't go back that far. 871 00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,965 [all laugh] 872 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,517 She's statuesque, a tall drink of water, 873 00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:06,758 if that water was from Flint, Michigan. 874 00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:09,275 [all laugh] 875 00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:15,862 Our next speaker is the reason I'm only half a winner. 876 00:37:15,896 --> 00:37:17,586 I wish her mother would have swallowed. 877 00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,448 Give it up for Monét X Change! 878 00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:23,034 [laughter and applause] 879 00:37:24,655 --> 00:37:25,827 Oh. 880 00:37:25,862 --> 00:37:28,896 Oh, my God, this is unprecedented. 881 00:37:28,931 --> 00:37:32,241 Trinity the Tuck has garnered laughter and applause 882 00:37:32,275 --> 00:37:33,517 at a Drag Raceroast. 883 00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:36,793 My God, I never thought I would see the day. 884 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:41,275 You know, truthfully, I don't really know Jinkx that well. 885 00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:44,241 I've only ever seen her at her one-person show. Wait. 886 00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:47,620 Sorry. There was one person at Jinkx's show. 887 00:37:47,655 --> 00:37:49,103 Yeah, that was it. 888 00:37:49,137 --> 00:37:51,379 And interestingly enough, at Jinkx's show, 889 00:37:51,413 --> 00:37:54,068 that's when I discovered I was narcoleptic. 890 00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:57,137 [all laugh] 891 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,206 Viv, it's been an absolute pleasure 892 00:38:01,241 --> 00:38:04,482 watching you grow as a person throughout this competition. 893 00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:06,896 You're living proof that it gets butter. 894 00:38:06,931 --> 00:38:08,241 [all laugh] 895 00:38:08,275 --> 00:38:10,068 And eggs 896 00:38:10,103 --> 00:38:11,758 and sugar 897 00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:13,172 and flour, 898 00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:15,000 and it makes a sheet cake, 899 00:38:15,034 --> 00:38:17,413 and it eats the sheet cake alone, 900 00:38:17,448 --> 00:38:19,000 and then it gets better. 901 00:38:19,034 --> 00:38:21,344 [all laugh] 902 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,275 Thinner than you, bitch. 903 00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:24,793 [all laugh] 904 00:38:24,827 --> 00:38:29,482 And now I wanna talk to a true artifact of drag, Miss Raja. 905 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:31,000 Every single day, 906 00:38:31,034 --> 00:38:33,896 we hear Raja going off about her sauvignon blanc. 907 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,448 Clap once if you need help. 908 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,758 [laughs] 909 00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:39,379 Yeah, I'm talking to your liver. 910 00:38:39,413 --> 00:38:41,827 [all laugh] 911 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:44,310 Jaida, Jaida, Jaida, 912 00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:47,551 the Essence of beauty, and the teeth of a baby. 913 00:38:49,379 --> 00:38:50,931 Jaida-- 914 00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:52,034 [laughs] 915 00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,275 Bitch! 916 00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:55,793 Shea Couleé. You know, Shea is everywhere. 917 00:38:55,827 --> 00:38:59,034 She's in magazines, she was on The Bachelorette, 918 00:38:59,068 --> 00:39:02,931 she's been in so many movie, you know, it's fierce. 919 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:06,620 [all laugh] 920 00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:10,862 Next up is a queen who's gonna come here and cool things down. 921 00:39:10,896 --> 00:39:12,517 She is the messence of beauty. 922 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:15,586 Make some noise for Jaida Essence Hall. 923 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,724 [laughter and applause] 924 00:39:16,758 --> 00:39:18,896 "The messence of beauty!" 925 00:39:21,206 --> 00:39:22,896 You got something comin', bitch. 926 00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:24,793 [all laugh] 927 00:39:24,827 --> 00:39:27,931 Thanks, Monét, for that lovely introduction. 928 00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:31,448 Now, twinners Trinity and Monét 929 00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:35,034 have the biggest asses of any winners of RuPaul's Drag Race. 930 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:39,275 The only difference is Trinity has a fake ass, bitch, 931 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,586 and Monét is just a fake-ass bitch. 932 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,413 [all laugh] 933 00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:46,206 Jinkx Monsoon! 934 00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:47,758 Happy shark week! 935 00:39:47,793 --> 00:39:49,137 [all laugh] 936 00:39:49,172 --> 00:39:52,241 The only thing sharper than Jinkx's pearly-- 937 00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:56,275 than Jinkx's wits are her pearly whites... 938 00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:00,172 and yellows and beiges and grays. 939 00:40:00,206 --> 00:40:01,275 [all laugh] 940 00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:02,793 -Yvie. -Oh, shit. 941 00:40:02,827 --> 00:40:04,827 If you lay down with her 942 00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:07,551 and have a go with that beast that she's mes-mes-- 943 00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:08,793 aah, I'm sorry. 944 00:40:08,827 --> 00:40:09,931 If you lay down with her 945 00:40:09,965 --> 00:40:12,241 with that beast that she's hiding as a-- 946 00:40:12,275 --> 00:40:14,275 that's she's passing off as a penis, 947 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:15,965 there's sure to be a mess, 948 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,827 which is pretty much what's happening right now 949 00:40:17,862 --> 00:40:19,551 for this motherfucking roast right now. 950 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:20,551 [all laugh] 951 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,344 So that's okay. 952 00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:23,862 It's all right. 953 00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:26,620 And the joke after that was that she's a hot mess, 954 00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:28,689 but, baby, it won't land right now at this moment. 955 00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:31,034 [all laugh] 956 00:40:31,068 --> 00:40:32,344 This leads us 957 00:40:32,379 --> 00:40:35,482 right into our next very special guest, The Viv. 958 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,827 The last time she had plastic surgery done, 959 00:40:37,862 --> 00:40:39,758 the doctor asked her for her nose job. 960 00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:42,827 Would she like it to stay cut? 961 00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:46,137 Yeah, that was not the way that joke was supposed to go. 962 00:40:46,172 --> 00:40:48,793 [all laugh] 963 00:40:48,827 --> 00:40:54,379 So she is The Viv. 964 00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,793 [applause] 965 00:40:58,068 --> 00:41:01,137 It's so hard going after such a strong roast. 966 00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:03,034 [all laugh] 967 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,137 Well, what an honor it is 968 00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:06,482 to be able to close this celebration 969 00:41:06,517 --> 00:41:08,896 of horrible, horrible men. 970 00:41:08,931 --> 00:41:13,034 It really is the who's who of who was available. 971 00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:17,137 Thank you girls for acknowledging my K addiction. 972 00:41:17,172 --> 00:41:18,827 After sitting through this shit for an hour, 973 00:41:18,862 --> 00:41:20,275 I think I'll take it back up. 974 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,275 But on to our honorees. 975 00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:26,206 After Drag Race, Monét's career path was simple: 976 00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:29,344 do everything Bob the Drag Queen did, but shitter. 977 00:41:29,379 --> 00:41:30,758 [all laugh] 978 00:41:30,793 --> 00:41:34,241 Monét had her own talk show-- well, on the Internet-- 979 00:41:34,275 --> 00:41:37,758 called the X Change Rate, which is Latin for "canceled." 980 00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:39,724 [all laugh] 981 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:43,344 The show was meant to be an exploration and reflection 982 00:41:43,379 --> 00:41:45,275 of Monét's talent and personality, 983 00:41:45,310 --> 00:41:47,344 and sadly it was. 984 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:48,862 [all laugh] 985 00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:52,655 Trinity's catchphrase this season has been "I live!" 986 00:41:52,689 --> 00:41:55,793 And she does, until that back street B-grade silicone 987 00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:59,000 migrates into a vital artery, and then, girl, you die! 988 00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:02,448 [all laugh] 989 00:42:03,862 --> 00:42:05,689 Shea Couleé! 990 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,896 Calm down, Jinkx. That's not a dessert. 991 00:42:07,931 --> 00:42:11,103 Jinkx had a Zoom wedding, not because of the pandemic, 992 00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:12,275 just because her husband 993 00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:13,896 couldn't bear to be in the same room as her. 994 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,758 [all laugh] 995 00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:17,620 But I just wanna thank each and every one of you 996 00:42:17,655 --> 00:42:18,758 for coming here tonight. 997 00:42:18,793 --> 00:42:20,896 I hope you've had a fun time, 998 00:42:20,931 --> 00:42:23,586 and if you ever need a friend to pee in a cup, don't ask me. 999 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,344 Thank you! Good night. 1000 00:42:25,379 --> 00:42:28,137 [laughter and applause] 1001 00:42:37,172 --> 00:42:40,413 Category is All Glowed Up. 1002 00:42:40,448 --> 00:42:42,206 First up, Raja. 1003 00:42:42,241 --> 00:42:44,344 Michelle: You betta chrysalis that walk. 1004 00:42:44,379 --> 00:42:45,586 [all laugh] 1005 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,931 Raja: I just brought a little something 1006 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,034 I'd wear to the supermarket 1007 00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:50,413 to buy some quinoa, perhaps. 1008 00:42:50,448 --> 00:42:53,586 Just 200 lasers and Swarovski crystals 1009 00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:55,310 on a 3D-printed butterfly cage. 1010 00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:58,137 Ronan: Ow. I think I just accidentally got Lasik. 1011 00:42:58,172 --> 00:42:59,586 [all laugh] 1012 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,620 The reason why I do drag is to shock, to titillate, 1013 00:43:02,655 --> 00:43:05,310 to ultimately, you know, create a vignette 1014 00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:07,137 that is something that I consider beautiful. 1015 00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:08,620 Ronan: Call her, Brian Dennehy, 1016 00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:11,310 because she's doing great things after coming out of her cocoon. 1017 00:43:11,344 --> 00:43:13,827 [all laugh] 1018 00:43:16,586 --> 00:43:17,586 RuPaul: Yvie Oddly. 1019 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,206 You know, Yvie Oddly is a fun-gi. 1020 00:43:20,241 --> 00:43:21,448 [Ross laughs] 1021 00:43:21,482 --> 00:43:24,137 Yvie: For this runway, I am the most regal, 1022 00:43:24,172 --> 00:43:28,000 elegant pile of mushrooms to ever see the sun. 1023 00:43:28,034 --> 00:43:30,000 I am glowing so elegantly. 1024 00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:31,724 Ross: She's just one of those queens 1025 00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:33,172 with a thousand-watt smile. 1026 00:43:33,206 --> 00:43:35,275 Ronan: That dental dam comes with an electricity rinse. 1027 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,724 [all laugh] 1028 00:43:36,758 --> 00:43:39,689 I want people to take a trip with me on this look. 1029 00:43:39,724 --> 00:43:42,034 We are gonna go some places. 1030 00:43:42,068 --> 00:43:43,620 Ronan: She's a glower and a shower. 1031 00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:45,172 [all laugh] 1032 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:48,448 RuPaul: Shea Couleé. Ooh! 1033 00:43:48,482 --> 00:43:50,551 Michelle: Build me up, buttercup. 1034 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,379 [all laugh] 1035 00:43:52,413 --> 00:43:55,413 Shea: I'm serving you sunflower fairy goddess. 1036 00:43:55,448 --> 00:43:59,206 Sunflowers are just joyful, they're bright. 1037 00:43:59,241 --> 00:44:04,103 I am glowing like the sun. 1038 00:44:04,137 --> 00:44:05,896 Talk about all glowed up, baby. 1039 00:44:05,931 --> 00:44:08,793 RuPaul: All sun, no shade. 1040 00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:14,103 Jinkx Monsoon. 1041 00:44:14,137 --> 00:44:17,344 Ronan: Are you being persecuted for your religious beliefs? 1042 00:44:17,379 --> 00:44:18,827 [all laugh] 1043 00:44:18,862 --> 00:44:22,344 Jinkx: I want to rewrite the story 1044 00:44:22,379 --> 00:44:24,034 of witches being burned at the stake. 1045 00:44:24,068 --> 00:44:26,862 Men in power want to stay in power, 1046 00:44:26,896 --> 00:44:29,862 so they squash anyone who threatens that. 1047 00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:33,034 So while I am a witch being burned alive, 1048 00:44:33,068 --> 00:44:36,551 I'm going to show that flames don't hurt me 1049 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:39,896 and do not diminish my power. 1050 00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:40,965 Well done. 1051 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,862 [all laugh] 1052 00:44:43,896 --> 00:44:47,655 RuPaul: Balenciaga! 1053 00:44:47,689 --> 00:44:49,275 Trinity the Tuck. 1054 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:51,448 Michelle: This dress is such a turn-on. 1055 00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:53,827 RuPaul: Well, she just blew out half the lights in Los Angeles. 1056 00:44:53,862 --> 00:44:56,000 Michelle: I'm sorry. Watt? 1057 00:44:56,034 --> 00:44:57,517 [all laugh] 1058 00:44:57,551 --> 00:45:01,275 Trinity: This runway makes me so nervous. 1059 00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:03,896 I have a whole Las Vegas Strip on my back. 1060 00:45:03,931 --> 00:45:07,103 She is flashing more than the paparazzi, 1061 00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:08,482 and, bitch, I hope somebody 1062 00:45:08,517 --> 00:45:11,137 doesn't go into an epileptic shock. 1063 00:45:11,172 --> 00:45:13,344 I don't even know if I said that word right. 1064 00:45:13,379 --> 00:45:15,931 Ross: Blinker? I hardly know her! 1065 00:45:15,965 --> 00:45:17,517 [all laugh] 1066 00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:19,413 RuPaul: Monét X Change. 1067 00:45:19,448 --> 00:45:21,931 Michelle: Monét, now with Celestial Seasonings. 1068 00:45:21,965 --> 00:45:23,379 [all laugh] 1069 00:45:23,413 --> 00:45:25,517 Ross: Her hips don't lie, but they do light up. 1070 00:45:25,551 --> 00:45:28,482 Monét: I wanted to give a beautiful gown silhouette, 1071 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,862 and we have nailed it. 1072 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:31,827 You can see the lights are twinkling, 1073 00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:34,206 then you see the galaxies and the Milky Way. 1074 00:45:34,241 --> 00:45:36,689 Add the stars aligning under the fabric, 1075 00:45:36,724 --> 00:45:41,068 and it really brings out how celestial this garment is. 1076 00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:43,862 Ross: I wish I had a telescope so I could see Uranus. 1077 00:45:43,896 --> 00:45:46,241 -[laughs] -You can see it without it. 1078 00:45:46,275 --> 00:45:47,689 [all laugh] 1079 00:45:47,724 --> 00:45:49,931 RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall. 1080 00:45:49,965 --> 00:45:50,965 Ross: Is this the blue wave 1081 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,551 that Chuck Todd was expecting in 2020? 1082 00:45:53,586 --> 00:45:55,517 Jaida: I'm serving you nothing 1083 00:45:55,551 --> 00:45:58,310 but the brightest, most sickening mermaid fantasy. 1084 00:45:58,344 --> 00:46:01,724 I'm glowing like I were working in Vegas, 1085 00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,586 selling you on Treasure Island, 1086 00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:05,206 and I am loving that my body 1087 00:46:05,241 --> 00:46:06,586 looks like I'm sitting on this wave, 1088 00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:09,241 even though I have my cute little legs under here, 1089 00:46:09,275 --> 00:46:11,068 walking and propelling me. 1090 00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:13,275 Ronan: This is my favorite episode of Planet Earth. 1091 00:46:13,310 --> 00:46:15,862 [all laugh] 1092 00:46:15,896 --> 00:46:18,275 RuPaul: The Vivienne. 1093 00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,482 Ronan: Now, that's what I call winging it. 1094 00:46:20,517 --> 00:46:21,896 Vivienne: The lights have gone down, 1095 00:46:21,931 --> 00:46:23,482 I am lit from head to toe. 1096 00:46:23,517 --> 00:46:25,620 My shoes are rhinestoned, 1097 00:46:25,655 --> 00:46:28,965 and I'm wearing my little Single White Female bob, 1098 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,137 so don't come near me if you have a new puppy. 1099 00:46:31,172 --> 00:46:34,172 RuPaul: Teacher says every time a bell rings, 1100 00:46:34,206 --> 00:46:36,310 a drag queen gets her wings! 1101 00:46:36,344 --> 00:46:38,034 [all laugh] 1102 00:46:38,068 --> 00:46:40,241 Michelle: Her milkshake brings all the boys to her nest. 1103 00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:42,448 [all laugh] 1104 00:46:42,482 --> 00:46:44,586 Any chance I get to be an angel, I'll take it, 1105 00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:47,137 because I will certainly not be going to heaven. 1106 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:51,551 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1107 00:46:51,586 --> 00:46:54,551 [RuPaul laughs] 1108 00:46:54,586 --> 00:46:56,413 Welcome, ladies. 1109 00:46:56,448 --> 00:46:58,862 All Stars, All Winnersrules 1110 00:46:58,896 --> 00:47:02,655 are about to be revised. 1111 00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:06,206 [all laugh] Wow. 1112 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,620 Tonight, as usual, 1113 00:47:07,655 --> 00:47:10,172 I will name the top two All Stars of the week 1114 00:47:10,206 --> 00:47:14,793 and award each of them a legendary Legend Star, 1115 00:47:14,827 --> 00:47:16,137 unless she's been blocked. 1116 00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:19,413 Then the top two will lip sync 1117 00:47:19,448 --> 00:47:22,344 for their chance to win $10,000. 1118 00:47:22,379 --> 00:47:25,241 But the winner of this week's lip sync 1119 00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:30,068 will not, I repeat, will not have the power 1120 00:47:30,103 --> 00:47:33,413 to block one of their fellow competitors 1121 00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:37,103 from receiving a legendary Legend Star next week. 1122 00:47:37,137 --> 00:47:38,413 That's right. 1123 00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:40,793 We're hanging up the Platinum Plunger 1124 00:47:40,827 --> 00:47:43,724 for the rest of this competition. 1125 00:47:43,758 --> 00:47:46,068 [cheers and applause] 1126 00:47:46,103 --> 00:47:47,620 -Finally! -The Platinum Plunger 1127 00:47:47,655 --> 00:47:50,793 will return from whence it came: 1128 00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:53,517 Michelle Visage's rectum. 1129 00:47:53,551 --> 00:47:55,275 [giggles] 1130 00:47:55,310 --> 00:47:57,241 Rec room. I meant rec room. 1131 00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:58,827 Same thing. 1132 00:47:58,862 --> 00:48:00,965 Now it's time for the judges' critiques, 1133 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,793 starting with Raja. 1134 00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:06,655 Raja, in the roast, I thought you were really funny. 1135 00:48:06,689 --> 00:48:08,034 I think you had some really strong moments. 1136 00:48:08,068 --> 00:48:11,103 You were probably the meanest out of everybody. 1137 00:48:11,137 --> 00:48:12,758 Viv has done so much ketamine, 1138 00:48:12,793 --> 00:48:15,137 people are betting on her at the Kentucky Derby. 1139 00:48:15,172 --> 00:48:16,551 [all laugh] 1140 00:48:16,586 --> 00:48:18,448 I just enjoyed every second of your roast. 1141 00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:19,724 Not only were you funny, 1142 00:48:19,758 --> 00:48:22,137 but when you weren't funny, you were hilarious. 1143 00:48:22,172 --> 00:48:23,965 Thank you. 1144 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,965 This tonight on the runway, wow. 1145 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,206 It's so Raja. 1146 00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:28,896 I would say we've never seen it 1147 00:48:28,931 --> 00:48:30,310 on the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, 1148 00:48:30,344 --> 00:48:32,586 but I'm not sure I've ever seen that anywhere. 1149 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,827 It was incredible. It felt risky. 1150 00:48:34,862 --> 00:48:38,172 I'm glad you're still with us and didn't sprain an ankle. 1151 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:40,068 -[laughs] -Appreciate it. 1152 00:48:40,103 --> 00:48:42,620 All right, up next, Yvie Oddly. 1153 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:45,655 You were lower key, and I kind of dug that. 1154 00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:47,482 So once I got into your vibe, 1155 00:48:47,517 --> 00:48:49,068 you had some really funny things. 1156 00:48:49,103 --> 00:48:52,586 Even Jinkx has had some plastic surgery done. 1157 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:54,379 I'll give you time to look for it. 1158 00:48:54,413 --> 00:48:55,758 [all laugh] 1159 00:48:55,793 --> 00:48:57,724 This look, so beautiful. 1160 00:48:57,758 --> 00:49:00,310 The movement was stunning. I was sold. 1161 00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:04,172 I mean, it's kitschy in the best way possible. 1162 00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:07,620 It's campy, it's fun, and it's really stunning. 1163 00:49:07,655 --> 00:49:09,620 -Thank you, Yvie. -Thank you. 1164 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:13,931 Up next, Shea Couleé, now with sunflower oil. 1165 00:49:13,965 --> 00:49:15,379 Mmm! 1166 00:49:15,413 --> 00:49:18,241 I loved that sort of green Lurex suit 1167 00:49:18,275 --> 00:49:19,344 that you were wearing. 1168 00:49:19,379 --> 00:49:20,379 It was like a power suit. 1169 00:49:20,413 --> 00:49:22,000 Ooh, it was so cute, right? 1170 00:49:22,034 --> 00:49:24,965 And the way you kind of boss-bitched your roast 1171 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 was awesome. 1172 00:49:26,034 --> 00:49:27,827 You didn't just wear the power suit, 1173 00:49:27,862 --> 00:49:31,034 you carried yourself like someone in a power suit, 1174 00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:33,586 and you were a power player in that moment. 1175 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:34,793 It was cool to see. 1176 00:49:34,827 --> 00:49:36,758 When she stands in front of a funhouse mirror, 1177 00:49:36,793 --> 00:49:38,517 she looks like Monét X Change. 1178 00:49:38,551 --> 00:49:41,068 [all laugh] 1179 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,517 Not only was this look breathtaking 1180 00:49:43,551 --> 00:49:45,034 when the lights were out, 1181 00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:47,827 but on stage now, I think I might even love it more. 1182 00:49:47,862 --> 00:49:49,793 Because I'm seeing the details in it. 1183 00:49:49,827 --> 00:49:51,413 I'm seeing your makeup. 1184 00:49:51,448 --> 00:49:53,034 It was beautiful with the lights on, 1185 00:49:53,068 --> 00:49:54,793 it's beautiful with the lights off. 1186 00:49:54,827 --> 00:49:55,827 Just gorgeous. Thank you, Shea. 1187 00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:56,827 Thank you, Ru. 1188 00:49:56,862 --> 00:50:00,413 Up next, it is Jinkx Monsoon. 1189 00:50:00,448 --> 00:50:03,620 You had some funny, funny jokes. 1190 00:50:03,655 --> 00:50:06,103 We were laughing so hard you had to hold. 1191 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,724 We expected a slayage, and you did not disappoint. 1192 00:50:09,758 --> 00:50:11,310 When I was doing a line of coke off of it, 1193 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,310 I had time to stop and reflect 1194 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:16,310 and realized I'd become my mother. 1195 00:50:16,344 --> 00:50:18,344 [all laugh] 1196 00:50:18,379 --> 00:50:21,206 You were so funny, Jinkx. 1197 00:50:21,241 --> 00:50:23,034 You had a lot riding on this week, 1198 00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:25,517 and I think you knocked it outta the park. 1199 00:50:25,551 --> 00:50:27,655 You're an incredibly accomplished stand-up. 1200 00:50:27,689 --> 00:50:30,034 It was really, really funny and smart. 1201 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:34,034 And then this outfit told such a story, 1202 00:50:34,068 --> 00:50:37,655 and from a technical standpoint, it was dazzling. 1203 00:50:37,689 --> 00:50:41,034 This is the most gorgeous pizza oven I've ever seen. 1204 00:50:41,068 --> 00:50:43,068 [all laugh] 1205 00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:45,551 Oh, my goodness, hilarious. 1206 00:50:45,586 --> 00:50:47,586 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 1207 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:50,551 Up next, it's Trinity the Tuck. 1208 00:50:50,586 --> 00:50:51,689 Let's start with this look, 1209 00:50:51,724 --> 00:50:53,068 because you came around the corner 1210 00:50:53,103 --> 00:50:55,413 and it was just a carnivale. 1211 00:50:55,448 --> 00:50:58,000 It's just so glowy and fun. 1212 00:50:58,034 --> 00:51:00,103 But I wanna take a minute and talk about your roast. 1213 00:51:00,137 --> 00:51:03,793 It was freakin' hilarious. 1214 00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:06,620 Incredible jokes. Great, great material. 1215 00:51:06,655 --> 00:51:08,758 Don't let anyone ever tell you you're not pretty. 1216 00:51:08,793 --> 00:51:10,413 You're not, but don't let them tell you. 1217 00:51:10,448 --> 00:51:11,620 [all laugh] 1218 00:51:11,655 --> 00:51:13,379 You had the jokes down, 1219 00:51:13,413 --> 00:51:16,172 but you had to get out of your own way, and it's not easy. 1220 00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:18,310 But Trinity, you did it. 1221 00:51:18,344 --> 00:51:21,068 You are in your element. 1222 00:51:21,103 --> 00:51:24,482 You got it on lock. 1223 00:51:24,517 --> 00:51:25,793 Thank you, thank you. 1224 00:51:25,827 --> 00:51:28,931 All right, up next, Monét X Change. 1225 00:51:28,965 --> 00:51:30,517 -Hi, Ru. -Hi, honey. 1226 00:51:30,551 --> 00:51:32,896 I love watching you perform, 1227 00:51:32,931 --> 00:51:35,206 and it's because you are so confident onstage. 1228 00:51:35,241 --> 00:51:38,241 The material was great, but also you just--you know your stuff. 1229 00:51:38,275 --> 00:51:40,137 The joke about "it gets butter..." 1230 00:51:40,172 --> 00:51:41,551 It gets butter. 1231 00:51:41,586 --> 00:51:43,448 [all laugh] And eggs, 1232 00:51:43,482 --> 00:51:45,448 and it makes a sheet cake. 1233 00:51:45,482 --> 00:51:46,620 It just built and built and built 1234 00:51:46,655 --> 00:51:49,448 and we were laughing the whole time. 1235 00:51:49,482 --> 00:51:50,551 Thank you, Ross. 1236 00:51:50,586 --> 00:51:51,689 I think this is beautiful. 1237 00:51:51,724 --> 00:51:53,517 It's very classy. 1238 00:51:53,551 --> 00:51:55,517 You know, that's what you're known as: classy. 1239 00:51:55,551 --> 00:51:57,206 -Thank you. -That's a lie. 1240 00:51:57,241 --> 00:51:58,655 [all laugh] 1241 00:51:58,689 --> 00:51:59,793 But I think it's really, really pretty, 1242 00:51:59,827 --> 00:52:01,827 and I like the kind of fiber optic moment 1243 00:52:01,862 --> 00:52:02,965 that you're giving us. 1244 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,103 Thank you, Michelle. 1245 00:52:04,137 --> 00:52:07,413 All right, up next, Jaida Essence Hall. 1246 00:52:07,448 --> 00:52:11,655 Wow, this mermaid look is stun-ning. 1247 00:52:11,689 --> 00:52:13,379 It was beautiful with the lights off, 1248 00:52:13,413 --> 00:52:17,448 but lights on, look at this color, look at it flickering. 1249 00:52:17,482 --> 00:52:19,068 I just can't imagine the logistics 1250 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:20,448 that went into making this, 1251 00:52:20,482 --> 00:52:23,413 let alone wearing this and moving in this. 1252 00:52:23,448 --> 00:52:25,103 It is dazzling. 1253 00:52:25,137 --> 00:52:26,241 Thank you. 1254 00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:28,000 You looked beautiful in the roast. 1255 00:52:28,034 --> 00:52:29,517 Your makeup was stunning. 1256 00:52:29,551 --> 00:52:30,931 And here's the thing. 1257 00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:33,482 You struggled a little bit, but I wanna give you credit, 1258 00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:37,000 because the moment you went off your book 1259 00:52:37,034 --> 00:52:38,517 is when you came to life. 1260 00:52:38,551 --> 00:52:39,758 There's sure to be a mess, 1261 00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,034 which is pretty much what's happening right now 1262 00:52:42,068 --> 00:52:43,517 for this motherfucking roast right now. 1263 00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,793 [all laugh] 1264 00:52:45,827 --> 00:52:47,620 And that was funny, 1265 00:52:47,655 --> 00:52:49,620 and that's what a professional would do. 1266 00:52:49,655 --> 00:52:52,241 You have it. You are funny. 1267 00:52:52,275 --> 00:52:53,586 But it's all in your head. 1268 00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:55,793 You let that go, and you will just fly. 1269 00:52:55,827 --> 00:52:56,896 Thank you. 1270 00:52:56,931 --> 00:52:59,275 All right, up next, The Vivienne. 1271 00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:01,310 I didn't write a single thing down 1272 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,896 because I just enjoyed the show. 1273 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,413 Thank you girls for acknowledging my K addiction. 1274 00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:08,068 After sitting through this shit for an hour, 1275 00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:09,793 I think I'll take it back up. 1276 00:53:09,827 --> 00:53:11,172 [all laugh] 1277 00:53:11,206 --> 00:53:13,137 I always feel confidence 1278 00:53:13,172 --> 00:53:16,482 and supported with you at the helm, 1279 00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:17,724 and that's important. 1280 00:53:17,758 --> 00:53:19,310 The thing that I wrote so many notes about 1281 00:53:19,344 --> 00:53:20,655 were the wings. 1282 00:53:20,689 --> 00:53:22,862 It's interesting to me that this outfit works so well 1283 00:53:22,896 --> 00:53:24,034 both with and without the wings, 1284 00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:25,965 the pageboy haircut, 1285 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,206 and the kind of warrior thing you have going on. 1286 00:53:28,241 --> 00:53:30,517 I'm getting sort of Icaru-sissy. 1287 00:53:30,551 --> 00:53:32,586 I just heard "sissy," and I'll take it. 1288 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:33,931 [laughs] 1289 00:53:33,965 --> 00:53:36,758 Well, well done. Very, very funny. 1290 00:53:36,793 --> 00:53:38,000 Thank you. 1291 00:53:38,034 --> 00:53:40,344 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1292 00:53:40,379 --> 00:53:42,275 While you untuck in the werkroom, 1293 00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:44,586 the judges and I will deliberate. 1294 00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:46,137 You may leave the stage. 1295 00:53:47,586 --> 00:53:49,586 Phenomenal night tonight. 1296 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,655 So funny. So many jokes. 1297 00:53:51,689 --> 00:53:53,655 It was brilliant. 1298 00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:55,241 All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1299 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,586 whaddaya think? 1300 00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,275 We are looking for the two top All Stars of the week. 1301 00:53:59,310 --> 00:54:01,275 Okay, truth. 1302 00:54:01,310 --> 00:54:03,827 Jinkx is as good as anybody at the Friars Club. 1303 00:54:03,862 --> 00:54:04,965 Yes. 1304 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,620 Trinity let her last boyfriend down easy. 1305 00:54:07,655 --> 00:54:09,586 She said, "Let's just be cousins." 1306 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,379 [all laugh] 1307 00:54:12,413 --> 00:54:14,379 And then she comes out 1308 00:54:14,413 --> 00:54:16,517 with what I think is the most innovative runway look. 1309 00:54:16,551 --> 00:54:20,310 It was funny and campy, but also kind of dark and weird. 1310 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:23,655 That may be the strongest thing I've seen today. 1311 00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:28,172 But I've marked Monét as one of the standouts in my mind. 1312 00:54:28,206 --> 00:54:30,379 Sometimes she was working with long setups 1313 00:54:30,413 --> 00:54:32,103 on the way to a punchline, 1314 00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,206 and then sort of playing it 1315 00:54:33,241 --> 00:54:35,034 like the punchline was improvisational. 1316 00:54:35,068 --> 00:54:37,689 The "it gets butter" joke felt like it was in that category. 1317 00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:38,965 That was funny. 1318 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 She's another one of those comfortable performers 1319 00:54:41,034 --> 00:54:42,241 that we all love. 1320 00:54:42,275 --> 00:54:43,310 We sit here and we're like, "Yeah, what's next? 1321 00:54:43,344 --> 00:54:44,344 Tell us another one." 1322 00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:45,827 For the runway look, 1323 00:54:45,862 --> 00:54:47,241 I really appreciated the commitment 1324 00:54:47,275 --> 00:54:51,034 to something that was understated and classy. 1325 00:54:51,068 --> 00:54:53,137 I really loved how Monét presented tonight. 1326 00:54:53,172 --> 00:54:54,620 Trinity on that runway, 1327 00:54:54,655 --> 00:54:55,931 when she walked around that corner 1328 00:54:55,965 --> 00:54:59,517 in that whorescent lighting, it was such a moment. 1329 00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:00,586 It was thrilling. 1330 00:55:00,620 --> 00:55:02,000 But really where she shone tonight 1331 00:55:02,034 --> 00:55:04,068 was in that roast, 1332 00:55:04,103 --> 00:55:07,931 because none of us really expected her to do that. 1333 00:55:07,965 --> 00:55:10,034 Comedy runs in Monét's family. 1334 00:55:10,068 --> 00:55:12,310 Her mother delivered at least one joke. 1335 00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:14,655 Oh! [all laugh] 1336 00:55:14,689 --> 00:55:16,862 There were so many funny jokes. 1337 00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:20,034 It was one after the other, it was rapid fire, 1338 00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:21,965 and I thought she was a star. 1339 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,275 I loved The Vivienne tonight, because that queen was so funny. 1340 00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:27,620 Jinkx had a Zoom wedding. 1341 00:55:27,655 --> 00:55:29,517 Not because of the pandemic, just because her husband 1342 00:55:29,551 --> 00:55:30,862 couldn't bear to be in the same room as her. 1343 00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:32,758 [all laugh] 1344 00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:34,793 She wasn't just telling the jokes 1345 00:55:34,827 --> 00:55:36,689 and going through the existing material. 1346 00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:37,758 It really felt like she was playing 1347 00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:39,482 and doing improv around the margins. 1348 00:55:39,517 --> 00:55:43,551 And then the look on the runway was distinctive and unusual, 1349 00:55:43,586 --> 00:55:46,344 but also sort of very classically beautiful. 1350 00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:47,965 We've seen wings a few times, 1351 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,482 but these were softer and bendier, 1352 00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:52,689 and you kind of felt emotions when she was presenting it. 1353 00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:54,103 I love the way she looked. 1354 00:55:54,137 --> 00:55:55,482 I thought she had a very strong night. 1355 00:55:55,517 --> 00:55:57,793 All right, silence! 1356 00:55:57,827 --> 00:55:59,000 I've made my decision. 1357 00:55:59,034 --> 00:56:00,931 Bring back my Legends. 1358 00:56:00,965 --> 00:56:02,413 Welcome back, ladies. 1359 00:56:02,448 --> 00:56:06,724 Based on your Hall of Shade roast performances 1360 00:56:06,758 --> 00:56:11,275 and your All Glowed Up runway presentations, 1361 00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:12,586 I've made some decisions. 1362 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,482 The top two All Stars of the week are... 1363 00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:24,965 -Trinity the Tuck... -What? 1364 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,655 And Jinkx Monsoon. 1365 00:56:26,689 --> 00:56:27,862 Oh, my God! 1366 00:56:27,896 --> 00:56:31,482 [applause] 1367 00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:32,689 Con-drag-ulations. 1368 00:56:32,724 --> 00:56:36,586 You've each earned a legendary Legend Star. 1369 00:56:39,517 --> 00:56:43,862 And you're both one step closer to our grand finale 1370 00:56:43,896 --> 00:56:48,241 Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown for the crown. 1371 00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,931 Ladies, the rest of you may take a seat. 1372 00:56:51,965 --> 00:56:53,827 Congrats, bitch! 1373 00:56:58,793 --> 00:57:00,896 Two legends stand before me. 1374 00:57:02,482 --> 00:57:05,758 Ladies, this is your chance to impress me 1375 00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:10,137 and win a cash tip of $10,000. 1376 00:57:13,793 --> 00:57:15,827 The time has come... [thunder] 1377 00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:17,482 for you to lip sync... 1378 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:22,275 [echoing] for your legacy! 1379 00:57:24,103 --> 00:57:29,655 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1380 00:57:29,689 --> 00:57:33,344 ♪ If all of the kings had their queens on the throne ♪ 1381 00:57:33,379 --> 00:57:37,344 ♪ We would pop champagne and raise a toast ♪ 1382 00:57:37,379 --> 00:57:40,344 ♪ To all of the queens who are fighting alone ♪ 1383 00:57:40,379 --> 00:57:44,068 ♪ Baby, you're not dancing on your own ♪ 1384 00:57:44,103 --> 00:57:45,448 ♪ Can't live without me 1385 00:57:45,482 --> 00:57:48,275 ♪ You wanna, but you can't, no, no, no ♪ 1386 00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:50,068 ♪ Think it's funny, but honey ♪ 1387 00:57:50,103 --> 00:57:52,137 ♪ Can't run this show on your own ♪ 1388 00:57:52,172 --> 00:57:53,689 ♪ I can feel my body shake 1389 00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,068 ♪ There's only so much I can take ♪ 1390 00:57:55,103 --> 00:57:58,206 ♪ I'll show you how a real queen behaves ♪ 1391 00:57:58,241 --> 00:57:59,586 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 1392 00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:01,517 ♪ No damsel in distress 1393 00:58:01,551 --> 00:58:03,896 ♪ Don't need to save me 1394 00:58:03,931 --> 00:58:07,517 ♪ Once I start breathing fire, you can't tame me ♪ 1395 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:11,034 ♪ And you might think I'm weak without a sword ♪ 1396 00:58:11,068 --> 00:58:14,310 ♪ But I'm stronger than I ever was before ♪ 1397 00:58:14,344 --> 00:58:17,517 ♪ If all of the kings had their queens on the throne ♪ 1398 00:58:17,551 --> 00:58:21,103 ♪ We would pop champagne and raise a toast ♪ 1399 00:58:21,137 --> 00:58:25,344 ♪ To all of the queens who are fighting alone ♪ 1400 00:58:25,379 --> 00:58:29,000 ♪ Baby, you're not dancing on your own ♪ 1401 00:58:29,034 --> 00:58:31,172 Whoo! 1402 00:58:31,206 --> 00:58:33,758 Yes! 1403 00:58:33,793 --> 00:58:37,793 Oh, my God, she did it! 1404 00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:48,000 ♪ In chess, the king can move one space at a time ♪ 1405 00:58:48,034 --> 00:58:51,413 ♪ But queens are free to go wherever they like ♪ 1406 00:58:51,448 --> 00:58:54,793 ♪ You get too close, you'll get a royalty high ♪ 1407 00:58:54,827 --> 00:59:00,724 ♪ So breathe it in to feel alive ♪ 1408 00:59:00,758 --> 00:59:03,241 ♪ If all of the kings had their queens on the throne ♪ 1409 00:59:03,275 --> 00:59:07,896 ♪ We would pop champagne and raise a toast ♪ 1410 00:59:07,931 --> 00:59:10,896 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1411 00:59:10,931 --> 00:59:13,482 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1412 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:14,793 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 1413 00:59:14,827 --> 00:59:18,448 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1414 00:59:18,482 --> 00:59:20,275 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 1415 00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:22,379 ♪ Oh-oh-oh 1416 00:59:22,413 --> 00:59:26,137 [laughter and applause] 1417 00:59:30,551 --> 00:59:33,206 Why did I think I could do a cartwheel in a corset? 1418 00:59:33,241 --> 00:59:34,827 [Yvie laughs] 1419 00:59:34,862 --> 00:59:37,172 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1420 00:59:45,241 --> 00:59:46,655 Jinkx Monsoon, con-drag-ulations. 1421 00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:48,482 You're a winner, baby. 1422 00:59:48,517 --> 00:59:51,586 [applause] 1423 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:54,517 You've won a cash tip of $10,000. 1424 00:59:54,551 --> 00:59:56,068 Thank you! 1425 00:59:56,103 --> 01:00:02,068 Trinity the Tuck, you are free to slay another day. 1426 01:00:03,241 --> 01:00:06,172 Queens, please join Jinkx and Trinity 1427 01:00:06,206 --> 01:00:08,103 on the main stage. 1428 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,482 Con-drag-ulations, All Stars. 1429 01:00:15,517 --> 01:00:18,586 Next week will be your final maxi-challenge 1430 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:24,137 and your last chance to earn legendary Legend Stars. 1431 01:00:24,172 --> 01:00:27,275 Remember, no queen is blocked. 1432 01:00:27,310 --> 01:00:30,517 Where there's a will, there is a way. 1433 01:00:30,551 --> 01:00:32,586 Now, if you can't love yourself, 1434 01:00:32,620 --> 01:00:34,206 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1435 01:00:34,241 --> 01:00:35,482 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1436 01:00:35,517 --> 01:00:36,482 -Amen! -Amen! 1437 01:00:36,517 --> 01:00:38,827 All right. Now let the music play! 1438 01:00:38,862 --> 01:00:42,689 [music plays] 1439 01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:46,000 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1440 01:00:46,034 --> 01:00:50,000 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1441 01:00:50,034 --> 01:00:53,655 [laughs] 1442 01:00:53,689 --> 01:00:55,275 ♪ Cover girl 1443 01:00:57,413 --> 01:00:59,034 RuPaul: Next time onAll Stars... 1444 01:00:59,068 --> 01:01:01,413 All Starsrules have been suspended, 1445 01:01:01,448 --> 01:01:03,206 and now no one's blocked anymore. 1446 01:01:03,241 --> 01:01:04,758 All right. 1447 01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:07,344 I'm coming for you and your three stars, too! 1448 01:01:07,379 --> 01:01:09,034 I'm coming for you and your three stars. 1449 01:01:09,068 --> 01:01:11,793 For your final maxi-challenge, you'll star 1450 01:01:11,827 --> 01:01:15,896 in the Drag Race Gives Back variety extravaganza. 1451 01:01:15,931 --> 01:01:17,724 Ooh! [applause] 1452 01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:18,931 So Jinkx right now 1453 01:01:18,965 --> 01:01:21,862 is the only person who has a guaranteed spot. 1454 01:01:21,896 --> 01:01:24,275 -I'm singing opera. -Okay, hit a note. 1455 01:01:24,310 --> 01:01:27,241 -E. -Oh. Oh, wow. 1456 01:01:27,275 --> 01:01:28,448 If I mess this up, 1457 01:01:28,482 --> 01:01:30,551 I'm really gonna look like Boo-Boo the Fool. 1458 01:01:32,413 --> 01:01:34,482 Whoo-hoo! 1459 01:01:36,551 --> 01:01:38,965 [distorted voice] 1460 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,068 ♪ Oh-oh 1461 01:01:42,931 --> 01:01:47,413 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1462 01:01:47,448 --> 01:01:50,793 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1463 01:01:50,827 --> 01:01:54,413 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1464 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,758 ♪ Cover girl