- ♪ MTV ♪
- Previously on "All Stars."
For your final Maxi Challenge,
you'll star in the "Drag Race Gives Back
Variety Extravaganza."
Oh, and one more thing, this week's challenge
is worth three Legendary Legend stars.
- What?
- I'm sorry, what? Did she just say three?
- ♪ Can feel my heart ♪
♪ Pound and pound and pound ♪
- [opera singing]
♪ ♪
- The top two All Stars of the week are...
Monét X Change...
[tense music]
and Shea Couleé. Congratulations.
You each earned three Legendary Legends stars.
Monét X Change, Jinkx Monsoon, Shea Couleé,
the three of you have qualified for next week's
Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown for the Crown.
Monét, you have earned the most Legendary Legend stars.
To break the tie, you must decide
which one of your sisters you'd like to invite
to the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa.
- I'm gonna choose Trinity.
- The Vivienne, Jaida Essence Hall,
Yvie Oddly, Raja, you will compete
in your own Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdown.
The winner will be crowned
the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses...
[all laughing]
And will walk away with a cash prize of $50,000.
[all cheering]
That's right.
Two Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdowns for the Crown.
- Oh, exciting.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Whoo, we made it!
- [laughing] - We made it!
Come on! Come on! Come on! - Wow.
Yes.
- Oh...my...God!
Baby, yes.
She is a clutch player.
Homegirl came in right at the perfect moment.
Oh, baby, it is always a mistake
to count Shea Couleé out.
- Congratulations, top four.
- God, thank you. - We're at the top four.
- How does it feel to have the most stars
out of everyone here?
- Ultimately, what it does mean to me
is that I am better than every single one of you all.
[all laughing] Period.
- Yeah, girl. - But I was like,
not Ru putting me on the spot literally right now.
- Yeah. What's up with that?
- I was like, girl, that's wild.
But Jaida, I love you.
We have got--we have--
[laughing]--we have built a fucking great friendship here
this entire season. [all laughing]
But Trinity would have had four stars
had she not been blocked.
And also that's my twinner, girl.
We went through a lot. - Yeah, I was like literally,
I was like I just can't believe
you picked somebody you have history with for years
over somebody you just met.
That's crazy.
- And we have the She Done Already Done Had Herses prize.
all: Oh, my God.
- Yo, a chance to win $50,000.
- They are giving away
a quarter of a million dollars this season.
That's madness. - It's nuts.
And all we have to do is just lip sync, like, 18 times,
and then we've got it.
Just when you think it's all over,
you can still win $50,000. Yah!
[laughing]
- Who wants it the most? I do, you fucking bitch.
- I want it the most.
[chuckles] Um, I do.
I want it the most.
I'm going to come for each and every one of you...
- You know what? I'm tired of you
- One by one. - I'm tired of you and--
- [laughs]
Oh, my God, you cracked a rib.
It has been a long, hard road.
And trust me, I love things that are long and hard.
But at this point, there's nothing left to do
but just fucking win everything.
No, I'm really-- I'm gonna win this.
[bell dings]
[cackles]
[chortling]
- When Ru announced, did you--
was there a part when you thought I wouldn't call you?
- Um...
I--no.
I trust you. - Yeah.
- We had our alliance. - We sure did.
- So I-- - Oh.
- [laughs]
- Oh!
- Ah, Trinity! - Oh.
- Trinity and I are in the finale together.
And this, 1,000%, falls in line with my fantasy.
But now that we're here,
it's time to proceed on my own.
- Oh, my God.
I don't want nobody else dragging me down with them.
This crown is for me, myself, and I, period.
- [screaming]
both: [laughing]
- No!
No!
Yes.
- Y'all are gonna take somebody's eye out with Jaida.
- It's time to get to work.
These Smackdown Lip Syncs await.
I have my eye set on being the Queen of All Queens.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
[both screaming]
- There's two crowns on the line,
a quarter of a million dollars.
This is the best hour of television
you're gonna get all year.
[chuckles]
[dramatic music]
- Y'all are losing your mind.
- I feel like a drunk cat.
♪ ♪
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"
receives a one-year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
a cash prize of $200,000,
and will be crowned Queen of All Queens.
- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best drag queen win ♪
♪ Best drag queen win ♪
[upbeat music]
- Ooh, yes.
- Wow. - Oh, my gosh.
Mama, we are here.
- It is our last day walking
into this big, pink Werk Room.
And oh, my God, what a roller coaster it has been.
Like, "Drag Race" is already crazy.
But this has been insane.
Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
- Look at Shea Couleé.
Look at that bitch. - Yes.
- Quatro.
- These old things?
- Quatro estrellas.
- You, like, tripled your numbers of stars, bitch.
- Trinity, it's quadruple. - Oh, quadruple. OK, good.
I'm from Alabama.
Buh-dich!
- Who do you all think is going to slay the lip sync
and She Done Already Done Had Herseses?
- Me.
- I won two lip syncs this season.
- I won one.
- I'm about to win my two.
- I think in our group,
it's like very interesting
because everybody is very good at lip syncing
at very different things, you know?
- Absolutely. - I know.
It's going to be a smackdown.
- Hello, hello, hello. all: Hi!
- Hello.
- Good morting, ladykins.
- Good morning. - Good morning, Lady Ru.
- Like Dorothy waking up from a technicolor dream,
your magical adventure here is almost over.
My wish for each of you is that you leave here knowing
that the only Legendary Legend star
that really matters is you.
Because when it comes to helping
other sweet, sensitive souls find their tribe,
thanks to you,
there's no place like "Drag Race."
This week, for the first time in "Drag Race" herstory,
we're hosting two Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdowns
for the Crowns.
#Allstars7.
But first, since this is our last time together
in the workroom,
I have something special planned.
- Oh, OK. - [cackles]
- Oh, pit crew.
- Oh!
[all exclaiming]
- [laughs]
- Cute.
- I love what you've done with your hair.
- [laughs]
- The family that boogies together
oogies together. - Ooh.
- [laughs]
- So I'm giving you 15 minutes to get into quick drag.
- Oh, here we go.
[all laughing, exclaiming]
- No! - No, Ru.
- No. - No.
- Absolutely not.
- [laughs] - Oh, Raja.
- Let's go.
- And then we're gonna take one last ride
on the soul train.
- Yeah!
- Go. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, dear lord.
[all laughing]
- I want to look silly.
- [laughs]
- Are you corsetting?
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Ooh, child.
Is the soul train still running?
DJ, hit it.
- ♪ Playing with the game of love ♪
[techno music]
- Ah, yeah!
- Get it, get it, get it, get it.
- Jaida in 15 minutes looks like I do after five hours.
That is a gorgeous, gorgeous person.
- Yes, Raja.
Get it, Raja. Get it, Raja.
You got it, Raja.
- ♪ Playing with the game of love ♪
[all laughing]
- I hope that she's OK.
[laughs]
- Go, Ra-ra, go Ra-ra.
- Oh.
♪ ♪
[all whooping]
- Whoo-hoo! - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Oh, get it, get it, get it, get it.
- Hit the can, hit the can.
- Yeah!
- [laughing]
- Yes!
- Come on, bitch.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[all cheering]
- It's her dance.
It's the dance of Beyoncé!
- Ah!
- ♪ Playing with the game of love ♪
- Oh.
- Whoo-hoo!
- That meatloaf, you have to pop that baby
back in the oven.
She is not cooked.
- Oh!
- [laughs]
- Get it.
- Today is the last day in the Werk Room.
We've had sisters, eight of us, together.
And it's very sad, actually.
Like, crazy, right?
You think you would spend some time with people
and then you would kind of get sick of them.
But no, they're my buddies, you know?
I love these kids.
They excite me. They challenge me.
Their energy is something that I love.
I think it was meant to be us.
It was meant to be the eight of us.
And there's not one thing that I regret about doing this.
- ♪ How can I? ♪
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl" playing]
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
- Yes, Mama.
- ♪ And do it right ♪
Welcome to the grand finale
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners."
And tonight, it's just family.
Michelle Visage, what do you consider
your crowning achievement?
- Oh, fitting into this waist cincher tonight.
- You wear a waist cincher? - Shh.
Well, also, giving birth to my children,
which is why I have to wear a waist cincher.
Let's be honest.
- I'm going to try a waist cincher one day.
- Oh, you bitch.
You bitch.
- Style superstar Carson Kressley,
how do you keep your family jewels sparkly?
- Oh, a little spit shine usually does the trick.
- Oh.
And the hilarious Ross Mathews.
Now, Ross, have you ever been crowned?
- Yeah, one time in a fast food bathroom.
But I still finished my shift, thank you very much.
- This week, we challenged our All Stars to lip sync
the house down
in two Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa Smackdowns for the Crowns.
And on the runway, category is
Grand Finale Eleganza.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best Legends win.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Up first, Jaida Essence Hall.
- I am so excited to walk the runway
for the final time.
This season has been all about
the Legendary Legend status of all of us.
And tonight, I am definitely paying tribute
to all the Black Hollywood starlets
that didn't get the shine that they deserved.
They paved the way for me to be who I am today
and stand on this stage right now.
Peace.
I truly feel like a Legend tonight.
♪ ♪
- Raja.
- Oh! - Ooh.
- It's our final Eleganza Extravaganza
of the whole Eleganza,
and my main thing about coming here,
other than winning the prizes,
was to remind people of what Raja is.
And, baby, they didn't even invent a word for this.
Legendary is an understatement.
It's a little bit aquatic.
It's a little bit space-like.
And it's also very much insect,
which is a message to remind all of us
that we are small beings, like insects, on this planet.
And it's just spacey fucking cool.
- The Vivienne.
- This is the moment I've been waiting for.
Walking this runway is the most fun thing
you will ever do as a drag queen.
My original season,
my finale gown was very soft and girly,
so this time, I wanted all black
so it was like an opposite of what I did
but with super bright makeup.
Black ostrich is encapsulating my body,
and I feel like $200,000.
- Yvie Oddly.
- It is so weird to be walking this runway
for one last time.
I think the legacy I'm leaving behind me
is that I'm always going to do it my way.
Sometimes what I do here works,
sometimes it doesn't,
but there literally won't ever be another Yvie.
[laughs]
- Jinkx Monsoon.
- When I won my first season,
I felt like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon.
This time, I feel like
a magnificent sorceress witch warrior
decked out in bejeweled armor.
[laughs]
- All right, I've decided.
For dinner, I'm going to order the two breast plate.
- [laughs]
Monét X Change.
- This Finale Eleganza, I want to serve
neo-African futurism.
Like, what would they wear up in Wakanda
to go to the Oscars?
It's this look. And I feel expensive.
I feel royal.
I feel powerful.
And that's legendary.
- Shea Couleé.
- started this competition walking
in front of Naomi Campbell.
And now I get to walk it one last time
in front of RuPaul and the judges.
And I think about all the times
that I've rounded that corner
into this just amazing dreamland.
And I'm gonna miss it so much.
- Caution, you are entering a fashion zone.
[judges chuckling]
- Trinity the Tuck.
- This season, my runways have been absolutely amazing.
- Did you stone that pussy?
- Yes, I did.
- And so doing the last one,
I feel damn proud, bitch.
It's just been everything that I wanted and more.
Bitch, you can't tell me shit.
This runway is for Legends only.
- ♪ Old friends gone ♪
- [laughing]
- Welcome, ladies.
You all look so gorgeous tonight.
You look like the stars that you are.
Now, for one last time, let's hear from our judges.
First up, Jaida Essence Hall.
[laughs]
- Oh, wow, Jaida.
We're gonna call you the Essence of Everything
because you are everything.
[upbeat music]
You are glamorous.
You're a little naughty.
You are funny.
- ♪ Even though I can't sing ♪ - ♪ That's right ♪
- And not just tonight
but always, you are sparkling.
From all of us here, thank you for an amazing season.
- Thank you, Ross.
- Up next, Raja.
- Raja, I dub thee the Shaman of Chic.
[upbeat music]
You have an undeniable elegance.
I mean, everything that you wear
is just always so gorgeous.
And then you combine that with a wit and a wisdom.
We have loved every second of it this season.
- Thank you so much.
- The Vivienne.
- The Vivienne, I dub thee the Queen of England.
Wait. [all laughing]
- I think that's already taken. - That's taken? OK,
I dub thee Our Powerhouse Scout.
- I'll take that.
♪ ♪
- You are absolutely fabulous, darling,
and the very definition of beauty,
confidence, and star power.
- My name is Helga, and I am from Germany.
And I just like to eat strudel.
- Your talent knows absolutely no boundaries.
- Thank you, Michelle.
- Up next, Yvie Oddly.
- Yvie, we are going to call you the Queen of the Queerdos.
♪ ♪
You are a living, breathing work of art.
And you are such an inspiration to all of us...
- Boo!
- Who march to the beat of our own drummer.
That's what makes you so amazing.
- Next up, Jinkx Monsoon.
- My dear Jinkx, we are going to call you
the Show Queen Supreme.
♪ ♪
You are a witch in a good way.
- Sandwidge.
- Thank you, because every time you perform,
you cast a beautiful spell on all of us.
- He can get a Goddamn job!
- Thank you for doing that voodoo you do so well.
- Thank you.
- Up next, Monét X Change.
- Monét, you are now called
the Diva of Heart and Soul.
♪ ♪
You are talented.
You are gorgeous.
You are fucking hilarious.
- Your penmanship is impeccable.
- Impregnable.
- You love the world,
and the world loves you back.
- Thank you, Michelle.
- Up next, Shea Couleé.
- Shea, we're going to dub you
the Empress of Excellence.
♪ ♪
You make everything look so easy,
but I know it's not easy.
You put in such hard work and determination,
but you also use your platform to shed light on other issues.
- If one person believes in you,
then you can be the baddest bitch in school.
And sometimes, that one person is you.
- You elevate every stage that you're on.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Trinity the Tuck.
- Trinity, we dub thee
the CEO of Sass, Brass, and a Whole Lotta Ass.
You own everything, and you deserve it and more.
With your salty Southern charm,
you represent what we love most about drag,
camp, community, and congeniality.
- Thank you. - Thank you, my love.
- You know, it's hard to do this
without getting emotional
because watching you all for years,
I've watched you grow,
and I've watched the struggles that you've gone through.
And you've done it so gracefully.
You represent kids all over the world
who don't have a way out.
[voice breaking] And you all found a way out,
and you did it, you did it.
You're here, looking gorgeous and living your life
the way you want to live your life.
And just by doing that, you're all heroes.
So I love you all.
I really, really do.
I'm so proud of each of you.
Thank you.
- Ru, I just have to say,
I speak for myself and all of us,
that we genuinely feel the love that radiates from you,
and it's such a great feeling to have
because you created the show,
that we all just have the world at our fingertips.
[warm music]
I'm so grateful.
- I feel that. I really do.
I really do.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
You all can leave the stage. Thank you.
- [gasps] Ru, I had the most terrifying dream last night.
You were being attacked by killer clowns.
- What? It sounds hot.
- They were dancing. [all gasp]
- Dancing clowns? - Yes.
And you were there, and you were there, and Auntie M.
And all the...
[RuPaul's "Smile" playing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Hi, ho ♪
♪ What's wrong? ♪
♪ Is your lips overdrawn? ♪
♪ 'Cause your face is looking long like oh, no ♪
♪ Dark clouds be on your face ♪
♪ Stuck looking like a picture of Melania ♪
♪ I see you woke up and chose violence ♪
♪ Did you hear that, bitch? ♪
♪ I think it was a siren ♪
♪ And the police are looking for you ♪
♪ They saw what you did to the vibe ♪
♪ And said we're dealing with a homicide ♪
♪ ♪
♪ If that's your resting bitch face ♪
♪ It's truly a mistake, but ♪
♪ But we're not doing this tonight ♪
♪ Simple advice, yeah, let me change your life ♪
♪ Smile ♪
♪ Fix your face, fix your life ♪
♪ You could start with a smile ♪
♪ Smile ♪
♪ Face legendary, iconic ♪
♪ Throw a smile on it ♪
[gentle harp music]
Michelle, child, relax. It was only a dream.
You know there ain't no such thing as killer clowns.
[laughter]
- Oh, Ru, you're probably right.
- [gasps]
[all screaming]
[scary music]
[dramatic music]
- Let the Lip Sync LaLaPaRuZa
Smackdown for the Crowns begin.
♪ ♪
- It all comes down to tonight,
the title of Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses
and 50,000 motherfucking dollars on the line.
I'm ready.
That's the tea.
- Ladies, it's time
for the She Done Already Done Had Herses
Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
Oh, pit crew.
- Ooh.
- Oh.
- On the wheel is each of your faces.
Calix will spend the wheel, and where it stops
will determine which queen is up first.
Calix, give it a whirl.
[intense music]
- Gulp.
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Ah!
- [laughs]
[applause]
- Girl. - The wheel has spoken.
Viv, you'll be competing in our first Lip Sync Smackdown.
- All right.
- Now, let's spin again to find out which queen
you'll be lip syncing against.
♪ ♪
- Ah! - Ah!
- Yvie. - Yvie.
- The wheel has spoken.
Our first lip sync is between The Vivienne and Yvie Oddly.
Jaida, Raja, you may take a seat.
Oh, pit crew.
[dramatic music]
- Hi, Bruno. - [laughs]
- The Vivienne, which box will you choose?
The brass box or the platinum box?
- I'm a brassy old bird, so I'm gonna go with brass.
- All right. Bryce, show us what's in your box.
♪ ♪
- Vivienne, you've chosen "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa.
- Oh, no, I meant the other one.
[all laughing]
- That's a great one. Yes!
- Thank you, pit crew.
You may leave the stage.
Two Legends stand before me.
This is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
[dramatic music]
The time has come for you to lip sync
for the crown. [echoes]
♪ ♪
- I've got $50k to win.
Let me take these bitches down,
starting with Yvie Oddly.
Let me just pray to the gay gods.
Come on, Cher, please.
Mwah.
- I'm pretty excited to go up against Viv.
I mean, she beat me once this season.
But this is no holds barred
for all of the marbles,
so this is gonna be quite a fight.
- Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
[Salt-N-Pepa's "Push it" playing]
- ♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
♪ And we're in effect ♪
♪ Want you to push it back ♪
♪ Cooling by day ♪
♪ Then at night, working up a sweat ♪
♪ Come on, girls, let's go show the guys ♪
♪ That we know how to become number one ♪
♪ In a hot party show ♪
♪ Now, push it, ah, push it ♪
♪ Push it good ♪
♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ Push it real good ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh, yeah.
- [laughing]
- ♪ Push it good ♪
- Oh! - Whoo, Yvie!
- ♪ Yo, baby-pop, yeah, you, come here ♪
♪ Give me a kiss, better make it fast ♪
♪ Or else I'm gonna get pissed ♪
♪ Can't you hear the music's pumping hard ♪
♪ Like I wish you would? ♪
♪ Now, push it ♪
- Ooh.
- ♪ Push it good ♪
- Oh, my.
- ♪ Push it real good ♪
♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Get up on this ♪
- Whoo!
- ♪ Get up on this ♪
- [laughs]
♪ Get up on this ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Ah, push it ♪
♪ Push, push, push it ♪
♪ ♪
- [laughs]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Yvie Oddly, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
You will be moving on to the final round.
- Yes.
Yes.
Yes, indeed.
[laughs]
- You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.
- Love you. - I love you, girl.
- Should have picked Bruno.
- [laughs]
- [gasps]
Oh.
♪ ♪
- Thank you so much.
- The Vivienne, my dear,
you are and will always be
a Legendary Legend.
- Thank you so much.
You've made us feel so amazing and loved,
and I just can't wait to see you all again.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- You may leave the stage.
- Thank you. - Thank you, darling.
- Kill it, girls. - Love you.
- Well, tonight wasn't my night.
But whoever wins will be very deserving,
and I hope they enjoy that fucking crown,
and I hope it hurts their heads,
and I hope they lose all the money
in a gambling weekend at Vegas.
[laughs]
Christina, bring me the ax.
- [laughing] Yes.
- Jaida and Raja,
let's see what song you'll be lip syncing to.
[dramatic music]
Bruno, show us what's in your box.
♪ ♪
- Oh, yay.
- [laughs]
"Let's Hear It for the Boy" by Deniece Williams.
Thank you, Bruno.
Two Legends stand before me.
This is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
- So fun.
- [laughs]
The time has come for you to lip sync
for the crown. [echoes]
♪ ♪
I want to win this money,
and we can sit on the beach and drink sauv blanc later.
But tonight, we really need to get
to who's gonna get this $50,000.
Gimme it!
- Jaida's like my little incest baby.
But you know what?
I'm going to have to pull her off
my breast tonight, put her in her little seat.
I love you, baby, but Mama's got to go to work, honey.
- Good luck.
And don't furk it urp.
[Deniece William's "Let's Hear It for the Boy" playing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ My baby, he don't talk sweet ♪
♪ He ain't got much to say ♪
♪ But he loves me, loves me, loves me ♪
♪ I know that he loves me anyway ♪
♪ ♪
♪ And maybe he don't dress fine ♪
♪ But I don't really mind ♪
♪ 'Cause every time he pulls me near ♪
♪ I just want to cheer ♪
♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪
♪ Let's give the boy a hand ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my baby ♪
♪ You know you gotta understand ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, maybe he's no Romeo ♪
♪ But he's my loving one-man show ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's hear it for the boy ♪
♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my man ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my baby ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my babyyyyy ♪
- [laughs]
- ♪ Let's hear it for the baby ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ Let's hear it for the boy ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my baby ♪
♪ Let's hear it for my man, yeah ♪
♪ ♪
- Whoo! - Yeah!
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
♪ ♪
Raja. Condragulations.
You're a winner, baby. - Yes!
[upbeat music]
Awesome.
- You will be moving on to the final round
of the She Done Already Done Had Herses
Smackdown for the Crown. - Yes.
- Raja, you can go get ready.
- Thanks, you guys.
Yay! I win, I win, I win.
Wow, this is crazy.
I'm still in the game.
- Oh, thank you so much, Bruno.
Oh, thank you.
- Jaida, my darling, you are
and will always be a Legendary Legend.
- I have found such a renewed sense of myself
from being here.
I have found so much confidence from being here.
Y'all have made me learn that everything
that I have inside me has always been there.
Thank you so much, Ru. - Thank you. You've earned it.
Thank you, darling. - Thank you.
- I can't be too mad when you've lost
to somebody who is just as good of a person as Raja.
And if she wins that money,
she should at least buy me, like, a bottle of sauv blanc
in the VIP area.
I think that's fair. [laughs]
This one is for you, Michelle.
[blows raspberry]
[all laughing]
Bye!
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
- Bring back my top four Legends.
♪ ♪
- I am so ready
for this Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
Like, I hope these girls are bringing their A game
because I'm gonna make this easy.
I'm ready to beat them all.
- Ladies, tonight you'll be lip syncing
for the title Queen of All Queens
and a cash prize of $200,000.
Oh, ♪ pit crew ♪
♪ ♪
On the wheel is a photo of all of your faces.
Calix will spin the wheel,
and where it stops will determine
which queen lip syncs first.
Calix, spin that wheel.
♪ ♪
- Jinkx. - Oh, whoo!
- Jinkx Monsoon.
Calix will spin again to find out
who you'll be lip syncing against.
- Oh.
- Oh, wow.
♪ ♪
- Oh.
- Wow. - Wow.
- Shea Couleé,
you'll be lip syncing again Jinkx Monsoon.
- Let's do it.
- [laughs]
- [whispering] Good luck, good luck, good luck.
I love you.
- Thanks.
- Oh, pit crew.
Jinkx, now you get to choose the lip sync song.
- I'm choosing platinum.
- Oh. - All right.
Bruno, show us what's in your box.
♪ ♪
- OK.
- [exhales]
- "Judas" by Lady Gaga.
Thank you, pit crew.
Two Legends stand before me.
This is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself.
[indistinct shouting]
The time has come for you to lip sync
for the crown. [echoes]
[dramatic music]
- This is literally the first time
I'm lip syncing against Shea,
and it's for the biggest prize imaginable.
But I know that I'm prepared for this.
- I can't feel my fingers or my tongue.
It's like my body is clearly in fight or flight mode,
and I guess that means that I'm ready to fight.
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Judas, Juda-ah-ah ♪
♪ Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Gaga ♪
♪ When he calls to me, I am ready ♪
♪ I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs ♪
♪ Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain ♪
♪ Even after three times, he betrays me ♪
♪ Ah, oh, ah-ah, ah-ah, oh, ah-ah ♪
♪ I'll bring him down, bring him down, down ♪
♪ I'm just a holy fool ♪
- Yeah! - Yes!
- ♪ Baby, you're so cruel ♪
♪ But I'm still in love with Judas, baby ♪
♪ I'm just a holy fool ♪
♪ Oh, baby, it's so cruel ♪
♪ But I'm still in love with Judas, baby ♪
♪ Oh ♪
- Yes, get it.
- ♪ In love with Juda-as ♪
♪ Juda-as ♪ - Yes.
- ♪ Judah, Juda-ah-ah, Judah, Gaga ♪
♪ I want to love you ♪
♪ But something's pulling me away ♪
- [laughs] Yes.
- ♪ Jesus is my virtue ♪
♪ And Judas is the demon I cling to ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I cling to ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I'm in love with Judas ♪
♪ Judas ♪
♪ Judas, Juda-ah-ah Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas ♪
♪ Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Gaga ♪
- Whoo! Whoo!
- Come on, bitches.
That was so fierce.
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
The queen moving on to the final round will be...
♪ ♪
Jinkx Monsoon, condragulations.
You're a winner, baby.
You will move on to the final lip sync for $200,000.
- [laughs] OK.
- You may leave the stage.
- I don't know how to describe this feeling.
Sometimes when I'm performing, I just go into a trance.
So [laughs] this feels like coming out of a coma
and then finding out while you were in a coma,
you won the lottery. [laughs]
- Shea Couleé, you are and will always be
a Legendary Legend.
- Thank you so much, RuPaul.
This has been such an unbelievable journey. And...
I just am so grateful for everything
that I've learned, for how much I've grown.
And I'm just so excited to continue to make you proud.
- Thank you.
Please accept this "crepter" of our love.
- Oh, so now my scepter will have a little sister.
- Shea Couleé, go forth and let them have it.
- I absolutely will.
- Yes.
- So I'm not walking away with $200k.
But I take home some amazing friends,
some unbelievable memories.
And I'm going to miss this place so, so much.
And I am the Empress of Excellence.
[ding]
Bye.
- Monét X Change and Trinity the Tuck.
Let's see what song you'll be lip syncing to.
[dramatic music]
Bryce, open that box.
♪ ♪
- Ooh.
- "So What" by Pink.
All right, thank you.
Two Legends stand before me.
This is your last chance to impress me
and save yourself from elimination.
♪ ♪
The time has come for you to lip sync
for the crown. [echoes]
- Wow, Trinity and I find ourselves here again.
It's like déjá vu. I feel like we never left.
Today, one of us is winning, and one of us is losing.
For all intents and purposes, we got to this finale
because of each other.
But of course, baby, I want to win.
I'm trying to get to the finale-finale, girl.
- Bitch, this is crazy.
The only way I'm going to be the Queen of All Queens
is if I beat my twinner, Monét.
But bitch, I will jump through hoops of fire,
landing in cow manure, if I have to.
Face first.
- Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
- ♪ Na-na-na-na na-na na na ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na na-na ♪
♪ I guess I just lost my husband ♪
♪ I don't know where he went ♪
♪ So I'm going to drink my money ♪
♪ I'm not gonna pay his rent, nope ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na na-na na I wanna start a fight ♪
♪ So, so what? ♪
♪ I'm still a rock star ♪
♪ I got my rock moves ♪
♪ And I don't want you tonight ♪
♪ Ah, check my flow, oh ♪
♪ What if his song's on the radio? ♪
♪ Then somebody's gonna die ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na na-na na ♪
♪ He's gonna start a fight ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na na-na na ♪
♪ We're all going to get in a fight ♪
♪ So, so what? ♪
♪ I'm still a rock star ♪
♪ I got my rock moves, and I don't need you ♪
♪ And guess what? ♪
♪ I'm having more fun ♪
♪ And now that we're done ♪
♪ I'm gonna show you ♪
♪ Tonight I'm all right ♪
♪ And it's fine ♪
♪ And you're a tool ♪
♪ So, so what? ♪
♪ I'm still a rock star ♪
♪ I got my rock moves ♪
♪ And I don't need you, and guess what? ♪
- Whoo!
- ♪ I'm having more fun ♪
♪ And now that we're done ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna show you tonight ♪
♪ I'm all right, I'm all right ♪
♪ I'm just fine, I'm just fine ♪
♪ And I don't want you tonight ♪
♪ Ba-da-da-da da-da ♪
[all laughing]
- I topped Trinity on national TV.
- Wow, you sure did.
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
The queen moving on to the final round will be...
♪ ♪
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
♪ ♪
Monét X Change, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.
[upbeat music]
- Thank you.
- You'll be moving on
to the final Lip Sync for the Crown
and a grand prize worth $200,000.
- Oh, my God.
Girl, what?
Gag.
- Now, go get ready.
- Thank you.
Thank you, judges.
I love you so much forever.
- Go win that. - Bitch, oh, I love you.
I love you. I love you. Oh, my God.
- You go win. - I will. I love you.
Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
You're so cute.
- Trinity the Tuck, you are and will always be
a Legendary Legend.
- This has been so much fun,
and I can't thank you enough
for bringing me back here one more good time.
- You're always a joy,
and I am so proud of the work you do,
not only on this stage but around the world.
- Thank you.
Of course, I wanted to win this entire competition.
But I'm so proud of what I've done this entire season.
I think I've accomplished everything
that I possibly could have accomplished here.
And I'm just so happy for Monét.
She better go win, girl.
- Now, Trinity, go forth, and let them have it.
- Whoo!
[warm music]
Well.
[all laughing]
[upbeat music]
[dramatic music]
- Bring back my girls.
♪ ♪
- It's like it's really happening.
In minutes, someone will go home with a crown.
This is like gladiator shit, you know?
It's like, are they going to bring out bees,
lions, bears, alligators?
Oh, my God.
- Raja, Yvie Oddly,
two Legends stand before me.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
a lip sync performance.
"Sisters are Doin' It for Themselves"
by the Eurythmics,
and the queen of soul, Aretha Franklin.
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me and prove to the world
that you are the Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses.
- [chuckles]
- The time has come.
You to lip sync
for the crown. [echoes]
[dramatic music]
- I am fully confident
in my ability to mesmerize
on this stage right now
with the statuesque beauty that is Raja.
Yvie, my dear, I'm gonna take you down.
- I want this so badly.
Luckily, I've got a few last tricks,
and I am going to pull them all.
That crown is mine.
- Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
"Sisters are Doin' It for Themselves" playing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Now there was a time ♪
♪ When they used to say ♪
♪ That behind every great man ♪
♪ There had to be a great woman ♪
♪ But oh, in these times of change ♪
♪ I know that it's no longer true ♪
♪ So we coming out of the kitchen ♪
♪ 'Cause there's something we forgot to say to you ♪
♪ We say sisters are doin' it for themselves ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Standing on my own two feet ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ And ringing on their own bells ♪
♪ We say, sisters ♪
- Yeah! - [laughs]
♪ Doin' it for themselves ♪
♪ Oh, we ain't making stories ♪
♪ We ain't laying plans ♪
♪ Don't you know that a man still loves a woman ♪
♪ And a woman still loves a man just the same ♪
♪ There was a time ♪
♪ But in these times of change ♪
♪ You know that it's no longer true ♪
♪ So we're coming out of the kitchen ♪
♪ 'Cause there's something we forgot to say to you ♪
- Whoo!
- ♪ Sisters are doin' it for themselves ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Standing on their own two feet ♪
♪ And ringing on their own bells ♪
♪ We're doing it ♪
♪ We're doing it for ourselves ♪
♪ Thank you, I'll get it myself ♪
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music]
The Queen of She Done Already Done Had Herses,
the winner of a cash prize of $50,000 is...
♪ ♪
Raja.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
What you're looking at right now, friends,
is the official Queen
of She Done Already Had Herses--
oh, yes, the queen of She Done Already Had Hershes...
[gibberish]
[snorts]
[regal music]
Thank you.
This is really cool, isn't it?
I'm so thankful to you, Ru.
Oh, fuck, am I going to cry?
No, I'm not.
[sobs]
I'm gonna put this down. [sniffling]
Ru, you know how much you mean to me.
[tender music]
The trajectory that you've made in my life has--
you've always been such a huge part of it.
You're an actual angel in my life,
so thank you so much.
- I've always been a fan
and have always seen
your remarkable spirit and talent.
And it gives me so much joy
and so much pleasure to have you on this stage.
♪ ♪
And my dear Yvie Oddly,
you are and will always be a Legendary Legend.
[regal music]
- Oh, I get one, too!
Well, this is just as nice as $50,000.
[all laughing]
Thank you for this opportunity to come back
and share my art all over again.
- Now, this is always your stage.
This will always be your home.
And you have shown people
that beyond our adversities,
you can survive, and you can thrive,
and you can have a big laugh while doing it.
The greatest spell you can cast is to laugh.
And if that's what you do,
you reset the pH balance of every room you're in
when you do that gut laugh.
- I'll keep laughing. [laughs]
- Now, thank you both, ladykins.
Now, go forth and let them have it.
- Thanks for the cash.
[all laughing]
[upbeat music]
- Congratulations.
♪ ♪
[Yvie Oddly laughing]
[dramatic music]
- Bring back my top two Legends.
♪ ♪
- Yeah! - Yes!
- Now, for one final moment
in this Thunderdome of drag,
two queens get ready for battle.
♪ ♪
- Welcome back, ladykins.
This is it,
the moment we've all been waiting for.
It's time for our final Lip Sync Smackdown for the Crown.
Two Legends stand before me.
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me and prove to the world
you are the Queen of all Queens.
♪ ♪
The time has come for you to lip sync
for the crown. [echoes]
♪ ♪
- I want this crown, this title, so badly.
I just want to bring the aura and essence
of a queen bitch who knows she's top shit.
Love ya, sis, but this crown is mine.
- When I got here weeks ago,
I was envisioning this moment,
the final lip sync for the Queen of All Queens.
It all comes down to this moment,
and I'm ready to leave it all on the stage, girl,
and walk away with a brand new crown
and $200,000, girl!
- Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
- ♪ A tiger don't lose no sleep ♪
♪ Don't need opinions ♪
♪ From a shellfish or a sheep ♪
♪ Don't you come for me ♪
♪ No, not today ♪
♪ You're calculated ♪
♪ I got your number ♪
♪ 'Cause you're a joker ♪
♪ And I'm a courtside killer queen ♪
♪ And you will kiss the ring ♪
♪ You best believe ♪
♪ ♪
♪ So keep calm, honey ♪
♪ I'ma stick around for more than a minute ♪
♪ Get used to it ♪
♪ Funny, my name keeps coming out your mouth ♪
♪ 'Cause I still winning ♪
♪ Lay 'em up like ♪
♪ Swish, swish, bish ♪
♪ Another one in the basket ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Can't touch this ♪
- Oh.
♪ Another one in the casket ♪
♪ Swish, swish, all my haters is obsessed ♪
♪ 'Cause I make Ms, they get much less ♪
♪ Don't be trying to double back ♪
♪ I already despise you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ All that fake love you've shown me ♪
♪ Couldn't even disguise you ♪
♪ Yo, yo ♪
♪ When? When? ♪
♪ Nicki gettin' tan ♪
♪ Mirror, mirror, who's the fairest bitch ♪
♪ In all the land? ♪
♪ Swish, swish, bish ♪
♪ Another one in the basket ♪
♪ And another one, they know what is what ♪
♪ Do they know? ♪
♪ But they don't know what is what ♪
♪ They just what is what ♪
♪ But they don't know what is what ♪
♪ They just what is what ♪
♪ But they don't know what is what ♪
♪ They just strut ♪
♪ What the? ♪
[all cheering]
- Ladies, the winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners"
will receive a crown and scepter provided
by Fierce Drag Jewels,
a year's supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
and a cash prize of $200,000.
[dramatic music]
Jinkx, Monét,
whatever happens next,
you are and will always be Legendary Legends.
♪ ♪
Now, the winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, All Winners,"
our Queen of All Queens, is...
♪ ♪
Jinkx Monsoon.
[upbeat music]
Condragulations.
♪ ♪
My queen, is there anything you'd like to say
to your fans around the world?
- Drag is my passion
and something I've dedicated more than half of my life to
at this point.
And I feel so grateful to be invited here,
and I just hope to share the gifts
that you've bestowed upon me
with everyone else out there
and show them that we are all beautiful,
no matter who we are
or how we present ourselves to the world.
And I claim this in the name of Hecate, mother of witches.
Thank you.
[all cheering]
[cackles]
- Now, prance, my queen.
- You're the queen.
- This could possibly be the very last time
I walk this runway for the rest of my life, you know?
Unless we do a 20-year reunion with all the winners
of the winners of the winners.
I just want to take mental pictures
and let it all imprint on me.
So whenever I'm having a hard moment later in life,
I can remember I already did
one of the most challenging things ever
and totally accomplished my mission
as a drag sentinel. [laughs]
So whatever life wants to throw at me next,
I already done had mineses.
[chuckles]
- Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
Can I get an amen up in here?
all: Amen.
- And can I get a "crepter"
for the legendary Monét X Change?
- Oh!
Oh, I get one, too? - Yes.
- Oh, this is nice. - Now, let the music play.
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl" playing
- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪
- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Cover girl ♪