1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,040 This programme contains adult humour 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,039 MUSIC: Igor's Theme by Tyler, The Creator 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,800 Let me see his face. 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,840 So you're the slippery little scrote who's been making me look like a right mug. 5 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,680 You got any last words, treacle? 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,240 Yeah. 7 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,200 Why don't you do one, you two-bob... 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,240 GUNSHOTS 9 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,320 Mate, that is sick! Thank you, thank you. 10 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,040 Sorry, sir, I missed it. One of my eyelashes slipped, innit? 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,440 Ha! 12 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,480 Usma literally blinked and missed it. 13 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,000 HE LAUGHS 14 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,000 As glorified extras go, 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,720 it's giving more horrified. 16 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,320 Extra? I had lines. 17 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:47,520 A line. 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,080 Get her, Jade! 19 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:51,080 Look, it is a process. 20 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,080 I'm building my brand. My agent is getting... 21 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,520 Ah, no, please. Agent-schmagent. 22 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,680 The only reason you got signed is 23 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,640 because I injured myself in the school play. 24 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,280 They've clearly got no taste. 25 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,640 Says the guy that's, what is it? "Self-represented." 26 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,760 Ah, don't you dare talk about my Warren like that! 27 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,720 SINGS: # He works hard for the money! # 28 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,560 What money? 29 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,920 Fine! If you're going to be like that, let's get to work. 30 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,000 Open up your phones to Madonna's filmography. 31 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,120 THEY GROAN 32 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,360 HE IMITATES 33 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,360 Sorry, 34 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,920 do we have better ideas? 35 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,200 I do. 36 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,680 Drama wars! Superhero style! 37 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,720 CLAMOUR 38 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,760 MUSIC: Mr Motivator by Idles 39 00:01:41,039 --> 00:01:43,160 Hee-hee! 40 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,400 Ah! Ow! Ow! 41 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,160 Shamone. 42 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,200 Ooh. Ah! 43 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:57,880 Waaatch out! Ooh. 44 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,240 Bow! 45 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,400 Wrong MJ. You're supposed to be Zendaya from Spider-Man. 46 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,400 The Marvel movies? 47 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,400 GIGGLING 48 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,320 Damn. Ow! 49 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,800 I'd get changed first. 50 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,200 Maybe don't tell your parents about this. 51 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,360 # Yeah, proper tings 52 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,720 # Original style 53 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,880 # We come to kick it down 54 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,440 # The wicked man is wild 55 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,840 # Yeah. # 56 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,760 Oh, what's this? 57 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,360 Ooh, that's a bit morbid. 58 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,240 Gluten tag, Sally Bowles! 59 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,840 Love the hat. 60 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,880 Yeah. Fortune cookie? 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,320 "What size are Fraser's feet?" 62 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:03,280 "True or false, Fraser can fit both fists in his mouth?" 63 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,880 Are these questions all about you? 64 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,440 Write what you know. 65 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,920 "Where's the bomb?" 66 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,960 All right, forget that one. 67 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,960 STEPHEN CLINKS CUP 68 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,520 Cooee! 69 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,840 Meeting, please. Come through. 70 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,920 How y'all doing? 71 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:24,079 Fire. So, as you are all aware, this year, we are hosting 72 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:27,600 the Competitive Theatre Games, 73 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,840 competing against the most prestigious schools in the country. 74 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,720 And, as such, it's an opportunity for us 75 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,640 to pretend we care about the arts. 76 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,720 See you later. 77 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,600 Oh, sorry, my loves. I was just on the phone to my agent. 78 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,840 Harper, not that it matters because by law we have to be inclusive, 79 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,320 but are you wearing lipstick? 80 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,240 Oh, it's this Lizabeth Erden stuff. 81 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,440 Yeah, I got to glam up. Just booked a short. 82 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,760 Be warned. 83 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,440 I booked a short for a fete once, stole all the petty cash. 84 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,680 Quick little chaps. 85 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,360 Um, I think Mitchell's talking about a short film, Fraser. 86 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,440 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's well arty. 87 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,320 Anyway, so competitive theatre is all about improvisation, hmm? 88 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,080 And this year we have to devise a piece inspired by a word. 89 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,360 Are there any nude scenes? 90 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,320 Well, no, Mollinson because they're... They're children. 91 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,720 I mean his film, not your silly little competition. 92 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,920 Mollinson, there is tons of shagging. 93 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,960 I've had to start putting cream on my todger. 94 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:26,120 Oh, well, it sounds appalling, although if my time at Boohoo has 95 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,680 taught me anything, it's that the British public will buy anything. 96 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,640 Um, this year, I have no doubt in my mind that we are going 97 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,640 to snatch that crown from St Maud's, 98 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,760 because we have a secret weapon! 99 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,440 Me! Mr Harper! 100 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,560 Pardon? Well, if we want to beat St Maud's, 101 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,000 we need a professional in charge. 102 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,560 I mean, Mr Harper may be Z list, but at least he's on a list. 103 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,880 Stephen, it is no maje deal. 104 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,320 No! Make it make sense! 105 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,640 Well, it kind of does, you know. 106 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,200 I'm a working actor, killing it in the game right now, 107 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,800 and you're - no shade - just in a transitional moment. 108 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,520 You think you could last a day in my shoes? 109 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,760 Your chode toes could never. 110 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,640 Oh, what, and you think my job is easy, do you? 111 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,840 Well, I would love to see you take on my legendary Nando's assault course. 112 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,720 Hmm! Piece of piss. I'm glad you feel so confident. 113 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,880 I'll need someone to teach PE whilst Mr Harper teachers drama. 114 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,680 Um, sorry, what? You want me to be him? 115 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,320 What, a highly respected teacher 116 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,960 affecting positive change in students' lives? Good luck! 117 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,520 Fine. Go off. I will just sit back 118 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,320 wearing market stall rejects 119 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,880 whilst I grab whatever processed gunk I can get my mitts on. 120 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,560 All right. 121 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,080 Fortune cookie? 122 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,440 Why not? Enjoy. Who cares any more?! 123 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,520 Pop it in. 124 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,000 You can't do it, can you? 125 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,120 Screw you! I haven't eaten a carb since 2015. 126 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,960 Just had me hair cut. 127 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,400 It's looking a bit dry, though. 128 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,080 Well, it's made out of recycled fishnets. I really like it. 129 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,080 Come on, you lot. I don't want you late for my class. 130 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,960 Uh, we've got drama next. 131 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,880 Correctamundo, mon petit pois. 132 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,400 But Hoburn has put a bona fide film star in charge of the drama 133 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,160 department to whip you lot into shape for the big competition. 134 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,840 Sir, are you sure you're ready for this? We're up against St Maud's. 135 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,480 Those stuck-up bitches beat us in everything. 136 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,080 Last year, them pagans pelted our team with perfectly ripe avocados. 137 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,560 Sir, St Maud's have one of the best drama departments of the whole country. 138 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,400 Ain't St Maud's your old school, Jinx? 139 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,840 Yes, but my theatrical training ended the day 140 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,440 I went up for Maria Von Trapp in The Sound of Music. 141 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,760 Patience Fitzwalker spread a rumour that I skied in Croatia. 142 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,760 I was blacklisted after that. 143 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,920 HE INHALES SHARPLY 144 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,760 Blessing, what are you doing? 145 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,400 THEY LAUGH SHE SIGHS 146 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,400 I like the fit. Move it, you lot. 147 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,560 I'm on Community Service again for being late. 148 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,720 I told Hoburn it's cos I got to drop my little brother off 149 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,760 at school first, but she don't care. 150 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,320 Mate, that is bang out of order. 151 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,720 Well, she's pushed me too far this time. 152 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,600 Operation Boss Man is go. 153 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,840 PHONE PINGS 154 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,840 Bernadette... 155 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,159 "Bernadette." 156 00:06:59,159 --> 00:07:01,760 ..on behalf... "On behalf of the League of Super Heads, 157 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,680 "thank you for wearing that bowler hat, as we requested." 158 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,000 You must complete... 159 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,280 "But you must complete many more tasks before we deem you worthy 160 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:13,240 "of joining our powerful and well-paid fraternity. 161 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,520 "Today, you must provide your students with food from these 162 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:20,120 "approved vendors, to boost their productivity. 163 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,760 "See that it is done." 164 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,240 Mr Boss Man. 165 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:26,200 "Mr...Booss Mahn." 166 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,520 Super Head of the League of Super Heads. 167 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,320 Hang on, so you're Mr Boss Man? 168 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,200 HE LAUGHS 169 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,200 That is quality. 170 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,720 I'm going to bankrupt her, then I'm going to humiliate her 171 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,640 in front of all the posh schools. But I need your help. 172 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,760 OK, but first, you have got to change because that look is not very forgiving and I am not living. 173 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,960 Why are you talking like that? 174 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,640 And where's Mr Carmichael? 175 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,000 HE SCOFFS 176 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:52,000 Legendary. 177 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,240 Please! 178 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,680 Ugh! 179 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,720 MUSIC: Players by Coi Leray 180 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,400 Why you so scared? 181 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,600 Tomato, tomato, tomato! 182 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,960 OK, Miss Girl! Think you ate that, right? 183 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,800 Well, you didn't! 184 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,240 Miss Honey! 185 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,800 Less Gigi.. 186 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,120 ..more Bella. 187 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,160 HE GASPS 188 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,840 It's giving couture. 189 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,480 Careful of the... Agh! 190 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,040 It's fine. He'll live. 191 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,960 Fine, I'll call for the medic. 192 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,480 Oh! 193 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,960 Ugh! 194 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,160 Mm! Mm! 195 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,280 Good morning, actors. 196 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,880 What the hell, man? Everything's gone. 197 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,720 Where's the selfie corner? 198 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,560 How can I create bomb content with this dead overhead lighting? 199 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,240 Ah, tsst. On your arses. 200 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,280 SHE SIGHS 201 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,160 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 202 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,480 After spending the evening watching YouTube clips 203 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,080 of Inside The Actors Studio, 204 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:27,760 I realised that if we are going to win this competition, 205 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,960 then we need to start taking our craft a little bit more seriously. 206 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:34,840 Well, you've messed up my craft now, you little weirdo. 207 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,160 We need to focus 208 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,040 on authentic human observation. 209 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,240 Posture, Warren. Ow! 210 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,040 I won't tell you again. Thank you. 211 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,760 Take, for example, Usma. 212 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,960 Hmm? 213 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,640 She is SO obsessed with her outer appearance, 214 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:54,040 but does she ever really work on what's on the inside? 215 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:58,640 Is she too afraid to show people the real Usma? 216 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,520 Is she worried that they might not like what they see? 217 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,960 I've got to get out of here. 218 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,280 Not being funny, sir, but you need a therapist. 219 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,640 You're sick! 220 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,800 Mr Harper, what has got into you? That was so not OK. 221 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,960 That! Is! Acting! 222 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaking of which, today we are focusing on Hong Kong cinema. 223 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:22,160 Y'all are my crew of assassins, Harrison, Warren, you're doves. 224 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,720 Fly as if you are the souls of my fallen enemies. 225 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,600 Let's go! 226 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,760 Operation Boss Man, phase two. 227 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,640 I'm going to blast Hoburn in front of the best schools in the country. 228 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,800 Paint grenades? 229 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,480 Yeah. So I'm going to need you to unlock the school for me tonight. 230 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,120 I'm going to rig the stage with them. 231 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,400 Nope, can't do that. What? Are you on her side? 232 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,920 No, but competitive theatre is a moment, 233 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,080 and nothing can stop us from slaying tomorrow. 234 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,480 Sir! I trusted you. 235 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:53,880 AMERICAN ACCENT: The only person that you can trust is yourself. 236 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,200 Cue the doves! 237 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,240 MUSIC: Spybreak! By Propellerheads 238 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,280 MUSIC DROWNS SOUND 239 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,680 No. 240 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,720 RUCKUS 241 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,720 Let's get our arms up! 242 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,000 INDISTINCT CHATTER 243 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,840 SHE SIGHS 244 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,760 You're welcome, you're welcome. 245 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,320 Um, what is this trash? 246 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,880 I ordered a super-charged vegan avocado pot noodle. 247 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,960 They don't... Da-da-da! 248 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,680 Don't test me, Warren. 249 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,440 Oh! 250 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,680 Mr Carmichael, what are you wearing? 251 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,240 Sports luxe. 252 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,520 Since you demoted me to PE, I've had to give in to stretch fabrics. 253 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,840 Well, it's not appropriate in a school. You look like Paris Hilton. 254 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,240 I met her once at a perfume launch. Work? 255 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:57,160 Yes, it was. I couldn't understand a word she was saying 256 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,000 and the perfume brought the customers out in hives, but you live and learn. 257 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,440 Sir? 258 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,640 Sir, what's happened? You're not strutting. 259 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,320 Oh, you're wearing Uggs! Do I look awful? 260 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,720 Well... Don't answer that. 261 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,760 Oh, Warren, I'm so ashamed. 262 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,240 I'm... 263 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,760 WARREN GASPS 264 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,760 I'm back on carbs. 265 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,880 Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Maybe this is your mid-life crisis? 266 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,920 Mid-life?! 267 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,760 Um, I'm sorry, quarter life. Better. 268 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,640 Sir, we've really missed you. All this drama's gone to Mr Harper's head. 269 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,120 Oh, yeah, well, it's gone to my hips, hmm?! 270 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,880 I'm a size 32 now. 32! 271 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,400 I mean, what is the point in living 272 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,600 if I can't fit into my personally curated fashion archives?! 273 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,520 But I know who's to blame. Yeah, Miss Hoburn. 274 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:40,560 No! You bunch of sell-outs for taking my beauty and talent for granted, hmm? 275 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,280 And in doing so, creating a monster in Mitchell. 276 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,760 He's got even worse ever since he got verified on Instagram. 277 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,920 Verified? 278 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,560 DISTORTED RINGING 279 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,240 Sir? 280 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,720 Sir? Medic! 281 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,760 Medic! 282 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,760 SOUND DISTORTS 283 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,160 Doughnuts! No! 284 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,120 I need doughnuts! No! 285 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,800 Oh, for God's sake, no! 286 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,480 "Bernadette, you continue to impress us." Hmm! 287 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:16,240 "But it would not be appropriate to serve street food 288 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,040 "to St Maud's and the other schools competing tomorrow. 289 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,400 "They will expect a banquet, 290 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,960 "which you must create tonight. Single handed." 291 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,280 "Only then will you be worthy of the league. 292 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,360 "Mr Booss Mahn." 293 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,880 Shit! 294 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,920 MUSIC: Dumbest Girl Alive by 100 gecs 295 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,720 Ugh! 296 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,200 BIRDS CHIRP 297 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,560 Wassup! Wassup! 298 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,600 BOTH: What's happening? 299 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,720 Oh, no... 300 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,840 Oh, my God, look at the time! Shit! 301 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,240 Shit! 302 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,920 Stephen's turned into Mitchell, Mitchell's turned into Stephen 303 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,520 and now Hoburn is... 304 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,200 ..me. 305 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,240 MUSIC: Used To Know Me by Charli XCX 306 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,160 The fortune cookie. 307 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,760 What have I done? 308 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,560 Jinx, you OK? 309 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,360 Yeah, fine. 310 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:02,080 You're supposed to be able to hear your own heartbeat, right? 311 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,000 Oh, God, it's Patience Fitzwalker. 312 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,560 Oh! Hey, Jemima. 313 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,200 Long time, no see. 314 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,960 Looks like you've settled in 315 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,960 quite nicely. 316 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,960 GIRLS LAUGH 317 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,120 Try her again and you're going to wish you stayed at home 318 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,200 to blend out that dead contour. 319 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,040 Thanks, bestie. 320 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,040 We got you. You Are quite annoying, 321 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,840 but only we can tell you that. 322 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,160 FRASER: Oh, God, Class K. 323 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,600 What the hell? Oh... 324 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,480 Straighten that tie. You'll never succeed looking like a slattern. 325 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,720 And don't breathe in that gormless manner. 326 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,080 St Maud's are here. 327 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,840 Welcome! 328 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,760 Hello. Shake a leg. 329 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,240 Come on, Bernie. You can do it. 330 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,920 Time to become the Super Head you were born to be! 331 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,240 Oh, hello! 332 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,480 Bernadette Hoburn, headmistress. 333 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,760 Welcome to Abbey Grove. 334 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,400 Quack quack! 335 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,080 What is she doing? 336 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,400 I don't know, but I'm kind of into it. 337 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,600 Whoo-whoo! 338 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,960 I've taken the liberty of preparing some luncheon. 339 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,080 Amuse bouche? 340 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,880 ALL: Ugh! 341 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,720 No, this is mostly chocolate. Ugh! 342 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,880 Please, right this way. 343 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,640 Wait, wait, come back! 344 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,000 I-I-I presume you've already eaten? 345 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,440 You all right, miss? 346 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,440 Oh, yes. Absolutely fine. 347 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,760 Yes, I obviously just haven't got what it takes. 348 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,760 Or maybe this is part of the test. 349 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,720 You need to prove your courage to the League of Super Heads. 350 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,240 WHISPER: How do you know about the League? 351 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,960 I'm a...legacy, innit? 352 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,120 Mr Boss Man's, like, my weird uncle or something. 353 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,960 Boss Man?! I've been pronouncing it Booss Mahn! 354 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,000 I know how you can earn back his respect 355 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,640 and get revenge on St Maud's for humiliating you. 356 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,520 Of course. Anything. 357 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,839 # I got a wife and a three kids 358 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,599 # One day my boss said to me... # 359 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,920 MUSIC: Money by Leikeli47 360 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,520 SOUND DISTORTED 361 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,080 Actors... 362 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,760 ..why y'all looking so...Les Miserable? 363 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,760 I'm not sure everyone's recovered from yesterday, sir. 364 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,000 I couldn't sleep after being called a first-class fun sponge. 365 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,400 Warren, we were just tapping into the foundations, 366 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,920 so we can slay the house down shoes! Boots. 367 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,240 Never question my methods, all right? I need y'all to focus. 368 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,160 I've just dropped my first line of merchandise. 369 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,360 It's called Merch-ell. Have a look. 370 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,040 HE CHUCKLES 371 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,040 Look. 372 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,800 It's me. Get the logo in, get the logo. 373 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,760 So, I need y'all to sell, sell, sell, sell, sell! 374 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,680 Nope, I'm sorry, sir. Selling a rival's merchandise is a complete 375 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,760 breach of contract with Mr Carmichael. 376 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,400 Potato, potato, potato! 377 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,440 Circle of trust, guys. Come on, let's warm up. 378 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,400 HE INHALES DEEPLY AGGRESSIVELY: Try it, you slice. 379 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,040 Try it, you slice! 380 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,040 KIDS JOIN IN 381 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,640 ALL: Try it, you slice! 382 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,760 Seven sorts shagging on Southend's sea shore. 383 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,840 ALL: Seven sorts shagging on Southend's sea shore. 384 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,560 It's an honour to host the tenth annual Theatre Games, 385 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,840 combining the thrill of sport with the sitting down of theatre. 386 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,720 As host school, Abbey Grove will choose the key word. 387 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:57,040 Each team will have one hour to devise a theatrical piece 388 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,760 based on that word. 389 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,000 Mr Harper... 390 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,680 ..pick an envelope. 391 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,920 B for "Britney, bitch." 392 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,240 And the word is... 393 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,360 ..abasement. 394 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,200 Sir, do you even know what abasement means? 395 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,520 Duh! 396 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,640 It's under a ground floor. Um... 397 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,840 Oh. 398 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,200 Right, line up in, um... 399 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,880 ..height order. 400 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,000 OK... 401 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,840 Quickly, hurry up. I've got a bit on you. 402 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,240 Definitely taller than you. Picture this. 403 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,400 Fear And Loathing In Bas Vegas 3... 404 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,720 ..The Russian Job. 405 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,640 Right, we're moving powder out of Budapest because... Well, work. 406 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,200 But some slags from Moscow have got us cornered. 407 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,400 Oi, Vladimir, Oestrogen, let us out! 408 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,800 "Na-yet!" 409 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:04,720 So now it looks like we've got to shoot our way out of this abasement. 410 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,480 Right, everyone, behind the barricade. 411 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,160 Yeah! 412 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,480 We're not going to win, are we? 413 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,000 I don't think so, no. 414 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,040 MUSIC: Dance Around It by Joel Corry and Caity Baser 415 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:28,760 Welcome to the - quote, unquote - legendary Nando's assault course. 416 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,360 The rules! 417 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,000 Get the balloon round the course using teamwork. 418 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,200 The balloon cannot touch the floor. 419 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,800 The black balloons at the very top of the spice scale 420 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,280 are full of something called California Reaper. 421 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,280 But you're not ready for those. 422 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,560 Plain Janes... 423 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,640 ..let's go. 424 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,240 MUSIC: Whoo! Alright - Yeah...Uh Huh by The Rapture 425 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,840 HE COUGHS 426 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,880 GIRL SCREAMS 427 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,720 Get it together, you pussies! 428 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,320 It's only lemon and herb! 429 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,680 I guess I'll have to show how a real legend does it. 430 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,360 Cor, these Russians are proper naughty! 431 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,840 They got dogs an' all. 432 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,400 Looks like it's curtains for me and my geezers - 433 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,560 Jason, Baz, Boney and Turkish Tel. 434 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,280 THEY SNICKER 435 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,200 STILTED: They ain't taking the abasement yet. 436 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,400 Let's paint the walls with 'em. 437 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,680 Oh, my God. Cut! 438 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,240 I have seen more passion in a Mariah Carey performance. 439 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,080 I've had it! That's enough! 440 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,320 We've got ten minutes left and nothing to show for it! 441 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,560 Bye! 442 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,560 SHE SIGHS 443 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,400 Sorry, sir, but you are three-much! 444 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,960 We're relieving you of your duties. 445 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,200 Wait, what? Is this is a stitch up? 446 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,600 No, no, no, no, no... Mutiny! Mutiny! 447 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,120 You're all traitors! 448 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,880 No, no, no, no, no, get that thing away from me. 449 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,400 Not carbs, you little feeder! 450 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,680 Eat it! My body is a temple! 451 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,000 No! Eat it! 452 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,080 No, no! 453 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,000 Yes, yes, yes! Get it down you! 454 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,200 Mm! Mm, mm! 455 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,240 Dirty boy. 456 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,240 HE LAUGHS 457 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,280 MUSIC: 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready) by Lizzo 458 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,440 HE GASPS 459 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,440 Holy shit! 460 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,280 What? 461 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,680 Why am I wearing a beret? 462 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,640 Do you really not remember? 463 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,920 I remember... 464 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,960 I remember I was a bit of a prick. 465 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,760 I'm sorry, guys, I... 466 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,280 I think I was just hangry. 467 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,160 That'll do, Mr Harper. That'll do. 468 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,800 But what about the play? 469 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,640 I'm guessing abasement doesn't mean a basement? 470 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,240 It's too late, sir. 471 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,040 The performance starts in ten minutes. 472 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,000 No, I am not going to let you go out there and look like a bunch of wankers. 473 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,240 We need Mr Carmichael. Yeah. 474 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,840 A bit dramatic. 475 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,280 STEPHEN: Watch and learn. 476 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,160 Sir, sir, we need you! I messed up. The show starts in ten minutes 477 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,200 and we have nothing to show for it. Please, come back. Please! Sh. 478 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,000 I knew you lot would come crawling back. 479 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,320 Well, forget it! 480 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,600 Look, I know that I let the acting go to my head, 481 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,080 but don't take it out on the kids. 482 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,240 It's about time you lot learned a lesson. 483 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,960 Y'all can sleep in your lumpy beds cos I ain't ever coming back. 484 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,040 Shapische?! 485 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,120 HE SCREAMS 486 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,880 Argh, my eyes! 487 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,600 Jesus Christ! 488 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,600 ALL COUGHING 489 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,160 Did you use real chilli powder? 490 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,680 Well, duh! Are you mad? 491 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,360 I just... 492 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,360 HE COUGHS 493 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,960 I just tell the kids it's chilli powder to get them psyched up! 494 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,920 What is legendary about that?! 495 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,840 Oh, my God! Warren! 496 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,280 My faithful companion, help me! 497 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,000 Oh! I've hit rock-bottom! 498 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,760 I'm dying. Don't worry, sir, everything's going to be OK. 499 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,720 My eyes! 500 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,720 DRAMATIC SOBS 501 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,640 STIFLED COUGHING 502 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,640 Sh, sh! 503 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,040 Oh, Class K! Sing me my favourite lullaby. 504 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:14,640 ALL, SLOWLY: # Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? # 505 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,080 Thank you! 506 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,120 # Don't cha...? # 507 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,120 STEPHEN SOBS 508 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,840 # Don't cha? 509 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,480 # Don't cha? # 510 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,280 We're sorry we abandoned you. 511 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,520 We had our heads turned by Mr Harper's 15 minutes of fame. 512 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,920 But now we know what a real star looks like. 513 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,520 A star? 514 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,200 Maybe I was once, but... 515 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,360 ..look at what I've become. 516 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,520 A shadow of my former self! 517 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,560 But I will wilt no longer... 518 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,320 ..and lay before y'all in this deadout look 519 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,720 and unmoisturised skin. WHISPERING: Skin, skin! 520 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,000 Ready to emerge from this cocoon! 521 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,040 AUDIENCE GASPS 522 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,960 Was he wearing that the whole time? Sh! 523 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,920 I remember that the bad bitch life chose me 524 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,640 and I will never, ever be basic again. 525 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,560 # I may have been humbled! 526 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,360 # I may have been abased! # 527 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,240 But now... 528 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,840 I'm free! ALL: Free! 529 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,280 Bravo! Hmm? 530 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,400 Bravo! 531 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,400 CHEERING 532 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,120 Wait... 533 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,120 HE CHUCKLES 534 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,720 Is this for me? 535 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,560 What is this? 536 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,240 Oh, Warren, describe their happy faces to me. 537 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,000 Paint me a picture of their tears. 538 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,400 Gentlemen! Refreshments, Abbey Grove style. 539 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,480 We've got tea, biscuits and some old copies of Rustle I had 540 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,800 squirrelled away for the janitor's Christmas present. 541 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,600 That poor man never got over the loss of his wife. 542 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,880 Um... Oh. 543 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,040 Oh, that's got a bit of... 544 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,520 Is that milk? Hmm. 545 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,480 OK. Um... Shall I be mother? 546 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,600 Ow! Sorry. 547 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,840 And, um...I'm sorry. 548 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,840 I think we both got a bit carried away. 549 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,200 Yes... 550 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,960 ..you did. 551 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,080 But I'm sorry too. 552 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,120 Your assault course was actually pretty epic 553 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,600 and I maybe underestimated you. 554 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,600 Or overestimated me. Huh? 555 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,760 Using real chilli powder? 556 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,040 I mean, that's a bit bloody irresponsible, even for me. 557 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,680 I mean, I guess I didn't see you harnessing the power of illusion in PE. 558 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,400 Careful planning is the key to a successful lesson. 559 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,880 Ooft, you sound like a real teacher. 560 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,920 MITCHELL GAGS 561 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,200 You smell like a vindaloo! 562 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,480 Vinder who? 563 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,520 EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 564 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,560 DRAMATIC SIGH 565 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,560 Congrats on the win, 566 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,000 cos you're certainly not winning at life. 567 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,320 Ugh, piss off, Patience. 568 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,560 Shove your straw hat up your arse. 569 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,080 Oh-ho-ho! 570 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,640 ALL: Oh-ho-ho! 571 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,120 LAUGHTER AND JEERING 572 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,120 I can't believe I did that! 573 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,360 Oh, my God! 574 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,000 Any second thoughts? 575 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,360 Absolutely not. We're over Dresden, Blessing. 576 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,640 Bombs away! 577 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,920 Mr Boss Man... 578 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,480 ..isn't real. 579 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,800 But the bowler hat? The food stalls? 580 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,720 It was all me. 581 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,240 You were punishing me for looking out for my little brother, 582 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,080 so I wanted to get you back. 583 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,440 But you're all right, Miss. 584 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,160 And you're... 585 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,840 ..top button is undone. I want a 2,000 word essay 586 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,760 on the importance of a covered neck. 587 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,720 You know I'm never going to do that. 588 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,400 I know. 589 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,200 I know! 590 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,600 Oh! 591 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,640 ST MAUD'S STUDENTS SCREAM 592 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,680 LAUGHTER 593 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,000 Miss! 594 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,360 SHE SCREAMS 595 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,400 MUSIC: Igor's Theme by Tyler, The Creator 596 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,840 So you're the dirty little... 597 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,320 Hi-yah! 598 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,240 Huh! Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah! 599 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,560 Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! 600 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,640 Hit! 601 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,360 Ow! Huh! 602 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,120 Hoi! Hoi! 603 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,520 Ha! 604 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,080 Ah! 605 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,120 GUNSHOTS 606 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,160 EXCITED CHATTER 607 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,600 Now, THAT'S acting! 608 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,080 # Yeah, proper tings 609 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,400 # Original style 610 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,760 # We come to kick it down 611 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,280 # The wicked man is wild 612 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,480 # Yeah. #