1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,040 This programme contains adult humour 2 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:13,200 Oi! You know the rules. Huh! 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,720 Ooh, careful! You might not be able to fit into your, 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,560 I'm going to say, wedding tracksuit? 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,960 Ah, yeah, do you still want a plus-one to the wedding? 6 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,160 I say this with love, but even if there was someone 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,800 important in my life, I would walk backwards over hot coals 8 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,040 to make sure they never, ever meet your uncle Pat. 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,840 You've met my auntie Pat. Oh, my God. 10 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,040 You never know, you might meet someone special at the wedding. 11 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,840 Ooh, I do love an Italian stallion. 12 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,520 Ah, about the destination wedding, I couldn't afford it. 13 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,920 So instead, I've booked this beautiful authentic Italian 14 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,040 restaurant. They've got beautiful wines, anti-pasties, the lot. 15 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,360 It's called... IN ITALIAN ACCENT: ..Allbarone. 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,640 Ooh, ciao, Bella! But I don't know her. 17 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,720 Oh, you'll love it, mate. It's right opposite the station. 18 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,760 It's got loads of stalls. Mitchell, that's All Bar One! 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,880 No, no, no, no, no. This is an Allbarone... Shit! 20 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,120 They put all the words close together on the website! 21 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,720 They shouldn't be allowed to do that. 22 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,080 Please tell me Kylie has not consented to this. 23 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,480 Kayleigh and, no, I booked it as a surprise. I was going to show her 24 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,760 around the venue tomorrow night. 25 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,400 Have you still got time to change it? 26 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,680 I blew the rest of the budget on a real-life Italian singer... 27 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,120 IN ITALIAN ACCENT: ..Anthony Costa. 28 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,760 Mitchell, the wedding is next month! 29 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,960 What am I going to do? 30 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,800 Allbarone took my deposit and Anthony Costa charged me five grand. 31 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,240 Oh, my God, this is a wake-up call. 32 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,560 I really need to grow up. You really do. 33 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,039 CROWD: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 34 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:24,960 Sweet! Argh! BOTH: Fight! Fight! Fight! 35 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:28,039 ALL: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 36 00:01:28,039 --> 00:01:30,120 Woo! I'm Lucci! I love it! 37 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,880 Roaring up to the socials, let's go! 38 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:36,200 Yeah! Yeah! 39 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,759 Oh, my God, it's Warren! 40 00:01:37,759 --> 00:01:40,440 CROWD CHANT: Lucci! Lucci! Lucci! 41 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,720 Do something then, sir! 42 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,039 Warren, play dead. 43 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:45,160 HE GROANS 44 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,360 My wee little heart! 45 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,160 COUGHS WEAKLY, BREATHES HEAVILY 46 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,479 Ha! Stay down, you muppet! 47 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:55,039 Let me get a... 48 00:01:55,039 --> 00:01:58,759 ALL: Oooooooooooooh! 49 00:01:58,759 --> 00:02:00,040 CHEERING 50 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,240 You monsters! That's recycling! 51 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,480 Got to get your protein in after a good tear up. 52 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,320 Shake-Eel is the shit! Mm! 53 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,000 COUGHS 54 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,440 Like and subscribe, bitches! 4K, all day. Peace! Woo! 55 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,640 Gentlemen. Right, listen here, you... Oh! Cheers, sir. Woo! 56 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,040 Warren, you can stop playing dead now. 57 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,680 Oh, not another one. 58 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,800 And scene! 59 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,160 WARREN GRUNTS 60 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,160 Thank God for that. 61 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,720 Urgh! Ooh! That is minging! 62 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:10,280 SCREAMS, GRUNTS 63 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,840 Oh, my God! 64 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,680 Harrison, get the first aid kit. 65 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,960 Oh, Warren! 66 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,560 You puked on my Loubs! Ow! 67 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,800 MUMBLES 68 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,800 Murder. 69 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,240 I didn't catch a word of that. 70 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,640 Oh, she said that little scrote put superglue in her lipstick. 71 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,480 Warren, that is quality! 72 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,320 Not Warren, Lucci Bantz. Warren was sticking up for Usma. 73 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,079 CLICKS FINGERS 74 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,079 Loubs! 75 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:34,720 Warren picked a fight with that unit? Who is he anyway? 76 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,240 You should know him, he's in your form. I don't bother with that lot. They've got no banter. 77 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,680 But, bro, he's got 200,000 followers. 78 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:44,680 He broke the internet by pranking his parents, at his own funeral. 79 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,000 What's uuuuuuuup?! Lucci doesn't die! 80 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,920 You should know this! What's up? 81 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,960 Miss, look, you're being filmed! Filmed! There's a camera there, 82 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,400 this is going to get millions of views. Old sad woman. 83 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,960 I'm proud of you, Warren. Would have put big money on you 84 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,920 going down sooner. You put up a good fight. 85 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,280 Jinx, shut up a minute, I'm thinking. 86 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,480 I haven't said a word all day. 87 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,720 This Lucci's got a shit load of followers, yeah? 88 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,320 And they would all bet big on him to winning a fight. 89 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,360 So, if we stuck him in the ring with a proper waif 90 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,440 and then, hypothetically, there was a massive upset, 91 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,480 then hypothetically, someone would make a fortune. 92 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,880 Everyone's going to bet on Lucci. 93 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,480 Yeah, but then I'd back the underdog. 94 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,040 And then when Lucci takes a fall... 95 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,680 You'll make money! 96 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,840 Pay for my wedding and save my relationship. 97 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,600 Wait, man, that's not going to work. 98 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,920 Anyways, Lucci Bantz is going to throw a fight? He'll look like a tit. 99 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,720 How do you know what a tit looks like? 100 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,840 Cos I've seen one, innit. 101 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,240 Your sister in the shower 102 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,240 don't count. 103 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,240 KISSES TEETH 104 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,720 Inchez is right, sir. Lucci's all about image. 105 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,600 But I'm his form teacher and if I don't sign his report card, 106 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,960 Lucci will get excluded. 107 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,720 So you're going to blackmail a child into helping you embezzle 108 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,240 many other children? 109 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,000 See, Jinx, when you shut up and you listen, you get it. 110 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,840 No... 111 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:56,880 Oh, your son's therapist did call me. Well, yes, I agree, 112 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:01,240 there has been a slight uptick in playground argy bargy. 113 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,600 Yes, no, two broken legs. 114 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,160 That is probably one too many thinking about it, 115 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,400 so, look, leave it with me. 116 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,760 God help us if there's a third world war. I mean, I think we are 117 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:15,480 very much in danger of sucking all the spunk out of our young men. 118 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:20,720 Parents are blaming the epidemic of violence on Luke Banister, 119 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,160 aka Lucci Bantz. Ah, leave the handbags to me, miss. 120 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,600 What do you know about handbags, Harper, 121 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,960 other than how to snatch them from the back of a speeding moped? 122 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:33,040 No, the argy bargy. Look, as a physical educator, I believe if 123 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,280 the kids are choosing violence, then we've got to speak their language. 124 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,560 Great minds. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 125 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,800 Yep. Whipping. Boxing match. Whipping? 126 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,240 No, fair. No, perhaps whipping does have some negative connotations. 127 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,680 But a shatterproof ruler, a well-aimed slipper. 128 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,720 Yeah, I was just thinking about a boxing match. 129 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,159 Less bruising through a glove, I like it. 130 00:05:53,159 --> 00:05:54,880 As long as it takes place behind closed doors. 131 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,680 No, no, we've got to get a crowd in. To...make an example of 'em. 132 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,120 Oh, I see! Like a public hanging. Yes. 133 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,440 I mean, it is too late for Luke Banister unfortunately, 134 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:04,720 I will have to expel him. 135 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,840 No, no, don't do that, love. No, stick him on red report. 136 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,360 I'm his form teacher, so if he steps out of line, 137 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,120 I won't sign his report card, goodbye, Lucci Bantz. 138 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,440 I like it. But don't call me love. 139 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:29,600 Fraser? Ooh, since when did you have pets? 140 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,360 I wouldn't call them pets exactly, but I'm not needlessly cruel. Soup? 141 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,800 Right, that is exactly why you're not catering my wedding. 142 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:40,040 Spaghetti arabantia, ledgesana, freshly baked ladaleines - 143 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,680 please, I would love to cater an All Bar One, it's a stunning venue. 144 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,600 You knew that it was an All Bar One? Yes! I can't wait to show 145 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,680 Anthony Costa my Anthony Costa tattoo. 146 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:49,720 Where's Lucci? 147 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,200 And why is he plugging all this shit on his socials? 148 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,920 Lucci's mum won't let him drink protein shakes at home. 149 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,159 She's a real fun sponge. 150 00:06:56,159 --> 00:06:58,480 Fraze bars? Shake-Eel. 151 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,840 It's a pun, but they're also 30% real eel. 152 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,840 I shot Lucci the good shit and he made me 153 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,560 the Eelon Musk of the protein community. 154 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,840 Simples! 155 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,240 Table for three? 156 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,640 Here he is! 157 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:13,600 Ha! 158 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,800 Welcome to Chez Fray. 159 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,080 Any allergies? 160 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,080 Yeah. I'm allergic to old geezers in shit trainers. 161 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,680 Whoa! Shots fired! 162 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,040 Someone's hangry. 163 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,600 You meant him, right? Ahem! 164 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,000 Listen here, son. 165 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,920 You might think you're Billy Big Bollocks now 166 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,320 but I can take your career up a level. Who are you? 167 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,440 I am your ticket to the big time. 168 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,400 And I am putting on a fight that's going to make Fury Wilder 169 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,720 look like Will Smith defending his little grumpy mate at the Oscars. 170 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,760 The only thing is, is you've got to go down in the fourth round. 171 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:48,320 What? Right. Little man, I'm Lucci Bantz! 172 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,960 4K, biatch! 173 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,280 I don't lose! 174 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:52,760 Can't even spell lose. 175 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,120 So you'd lose a spelling bee. 176 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,280 LAUGHS 177 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,280 What?! 178 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,960 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! SLURRED: I know you're really 179 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:04,480 disrespecting my boy asking him to fight for nothing. 180 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:06,600 Fraser, are you having a stroke? 181 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,680 No, he's doing this Sly Stallone impression. 182 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,160 No, actually, I do think 183 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,360 I am allergic to something in the Shake-Eel. 184 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,120 Guessing it's the eel. 185 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:19,480 Ooh, boy! That's why they're always so kind to me 186 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,680 at the London Aquarium. 187 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,240 Right, listen, Banister, unfortunately for you, 188 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,640 I'm also your form teacher. Now, you need me 189 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,880 to sign your report card, or else you're going to get expelled. 190 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,240 No school, no content. 191 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,200 And all of this goes away. 192 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,600 So, are you going to go down in the fourth round or not? 193 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,800 I hope you like it blue. 194 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,680 Lucci agreed to fight! Abbey Grove Fight Night is on. 195 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,320 And I'll be taking full creative control of this production. 196 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,600 Oh, do you like boxing, sir? 197 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,120 Uh, Cagey Joe in Bugsy, yeah. 198 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,360 Who? OK, fine. 199 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,720 We want it to feel like heavyweights in Vegas. 200 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,440 Celine, Adele, Britney. 201 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,480 Tyson, Mayweather, Lennox Lewis. 202 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,600 Is that Leona's brother? Oh, for God's sake! 203 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,720 Right. We need to find a challenger. 204 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,160 Me! Me, sir, man. 205 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,520 I need to sprinkle some karma on that bitch, cos at 11.59, 206 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,680 messing with a girl's power plump lip gloss, is haram. 207 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,880 I swear, I'm going to gouge that prick's eye out 208 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,560 and use it as a Beautyblender! 209 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,200 Loving the energy but I'm afraid this one is for the boys. 210 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:29,200 Ooh, ooh, oooh! I'll fight for you, sir, and I will win, 211 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,840 cos this is a game of inches and I am the king! 212 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,600 I'll be the lyric-spitting bad man that will crush Lucci Bantz. 213 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,520 Then I'll shag his mother while he shits his pants! 214 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,560 SCREAMS 215 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,560 Oh! 216 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,360 I've heard of a glass jaw but I've never seen a glass fist before. 217 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,080 All you've got to do is dance round the ring for four rounds 218 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,400 and then one punch, yeah? 219 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,800 And they say I don't teach you all transferable skills. 220 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,760 He doesn't mean literally dancing around the ring. 221 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,120 Bopability, passion! Use it, Warren! 222 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,440 Tits and teeth! 223 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,080 MOANS 224 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,080 Come on, you dosser! Let's go. 225 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,960 I am a fighter, but I'm also a lover as well, you know? 226 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,600 Look in the mirror, what do you see? 227 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,080 Uh, me. No. 228 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,400 That right there is your biggest enemy. 229 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,160 WAILS 230 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,400 Oh, for f... The kid's a bell-end. 231 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,160 Jab! Jab! Jab! Punch! 232 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,080 Woo! God, this horse is going to be tender. 233 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,120 Yeah! Urgh! 234 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,640 Woo! Nice one, champ. 235 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,080 So, is your mum still single? Argh! 236 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,640 Hmm! 237 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:08,520 The photo I'm holding in my hand is of the champion 238 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:14,120 we have selected to represent Class K in the fight of this century, 239 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,440 thus saving Mr Harper's wedding. 240 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,480 Ooh! 241 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,080 Warren, my love...it's not you. 242 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,000 Yeah, I love Kayleigh, mate, but I couldn't do that to ya. 243 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,960 Besides, the last thing I need is another court date. 244 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,240 LAUGHS 245 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,920 I'm sorry, is this a joke to you? 246 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:32,320 I cannot believe you would come in here with a defeatist attitude. 247 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,440 I'm sorry, sir, I'm just not a fighter. 248 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,720 Take control of your own destiny. 249 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,160 No, I don't want to get humiliated by that monster. 250 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,840 Stop it! 251 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,400 I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this! 252 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,080 I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! 253 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,880 Mm-hm, mm-hm. Learn something from this! 254 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,040 Can you just tell them who's fighting? 255 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,120 It's Harrison. 256 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,600 SCREAMS 257 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,040 It's him again! 258 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,560 Ladies and gentlemen, 259 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:06,280 tomorrow night, two giants go head-to-head here at Abbey Grove. 260 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,760 ALL: Ooh! 261 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:11,640 Let's meet the fighters. He's got a million-dollar smile 262 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,960 but don't let that fool you. He's a killer. 263 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,360 It's Harrison "The Hurricane". 264 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,080 MUSIC: Believe by Cher 265 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,320 Stop it! Stop! 266 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,240 No, I said no pictures! Get back! Get back! 267 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,600 Warren. 268 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,120 What the hell is this music? 269 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,640 What? You asked for Believe. Yeah, by Eminem. 270 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,680 MUSIC CHANGES 271 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,680 Oh, that's more like it. 272 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,680 Oh, Jesus Christ. 273 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 274 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,880 Lucci Bantz. 275 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,720 4K... CROWD: ..All day! 276 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,800 4K... CROWD: ..All day. 277 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,320 Woo! Let's go! 278 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,360 Right, gentlemen, before we weigh you, 279 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,440 let's face off for one last time. 280 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,240 Wait. What's this bit? 281 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,200 It's like Housewives, The Reunion. Oh, work! 282 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,440 Ha! 283 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,440 LUCCI LAUGHS 284 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,440 It's a pussy! I can't fight him, 285 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,360 I'll get done by the RSPCA, won't I? 286 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,480 Harrison, say something. Say something back to him. 287 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,440 Erm... 288 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,960 Erm... 289 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,280 WHISPERS: Stephen. 290 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,800 Uh... 291 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,880 Yeah? Well, you're a dumb ho. Ah! 292 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,560 And, er, your shorts are not giving, child. 293 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,360 Also, your shoulders are overdeveloped. 294 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,840 I'm going to go through you like Fraser's tuna bhuna. 295 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,040 ALL: Ooh! 296 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,200 That bad boy burns. WHISPERS: Go on, Harrison. One more. 297 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,360 HE PURRS 298 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,560 Meow! What's he doing? Stephen, what did you tell him? 299 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,120 I just said slap him. 300 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:02,520 Purr! Oh, God. He thinks he's a cat. 301 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,000 Meow! 302 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,680 Oh, no. 303 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,840 Oh, I think he likes you, look. 304 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,240 LAUGHS 305 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,600 SCREAMS 306 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,600 Oh! OK, OK, that'll do. 307 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,040 LAUGHTER 308 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,120 Get some of this inside you. 309 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,040 Ten inches of non-filtered eel. 310 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,960 I don't want the eel! 311 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,720 Er, Blessing, these odds are far too short. 312 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,160 I can't help it, sir. Everyone's betting on Harrison. 313 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,320 He made Lucci look like a dickhead in the weigh-in. 314 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,400 Even if I win, I ain't going to make any money. 315 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,840 And I've got my eye on this gorgeous little Mexican spot for my wedding. 316 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,360 Brand-new in town, it's called Taco Bella. 317 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,640 Are you trying to say Taco Bell in a Spanish accent? 318 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,320 No. Don't ask stupid questions. 319 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,400 Right, we need to change fighters. 320 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,440 The only way we can change fighters is through injury, 321 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,240 otherwise people are going to get suspicious. 322 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:07,240 Sir! Sir! Oh, my God! Harrison just headbutted a mirror! 323 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,480 There is blood everywhere! 324 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,280 Result! Problem solved. 325 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,680 Ha-ha! Right. Let's change this fighter. 326 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,600 We need to find someone that is utterly, utterly pathetic, 327 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,640 like a proper little streak of piss. Like a little... 328 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,640 Warren. Warren? 329 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,560 You can't make him fight Lucci Bantz, sir. 330 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,680 Warren has PTSD. Ah, is that the one where you can't concentrate? 331 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,960 No, it's post traumatic... 332 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,480 Oh, look, meatballs for lunch. Lovely. Come on, sir. 333 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,000 Sir, Lucci already humiliated me in front of the whole school. 334 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,520 You said you weren't going to make me fight. Warren, 335 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,720 if you get in that ring for me, 336 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,360 all of you can come to my wedding, yeah? 337 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,640 It's a free bar and some of the bridesmaids ain't picky. 338 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,960 Do it, Warren. Do it for the pussy, man. 339 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,480 I said they weren't picky, I didn't say they was blind. 340 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,760 I can't. I'm sorry. 341 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,480 Look, Warren, please. 342 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,320 If Kayleigh finds out that I've ruined her big day, then... 343 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,720 Well, then she's going to leave me. 344 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,320 I really love her. 345 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,840 Come on. You know you want to help me out. 346 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,080 OK. Yeah! Oh, my God, phallus! 347 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,080 What? Oh, my gosh! Who put that? 348 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:24,240 Right. Get out of the way, you dossers. 349 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,080 I am betting 500 quid on Warren 350 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,960 to win by knockout Round 4. 351 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,360 Thank you very much. 352 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,360 PHONE RINGS 353 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,960 Wait, let me at it. Let me see, let me see. 354 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,240 Hello, babe. You all right? ON PHONE: Mitchell, where are you? 355 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,760 Eh? Harper! Where are you? 356 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,240 Just give me sec, yeah? One sec. 357 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,360 All right, Miss? Look, when I agreed to this event, 358 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,400 I didn't expect you to invite the parents! 359 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,240 Well, of course, I invited the parents, Miss, 360 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,320 they're here to help the pot. A pot... 361 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,240 Pot...ential of this innovative disciplinary event. 362 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,320 I love your dickie bow... Sh! 363 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,240 Now, I know there's money changing hands. 364 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,960 Let me make this nice and easy, in words of one syllable, 365 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,840 I want you to get my beak wet. 366 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,920 Miss Hoburn, do you really think I would pull the ladder up? Yes. 367 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,560 The school gets the gate, you get the car park, how does that sound? 368 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,560 Deal. Hey! Yes, I drive a hard bargain, Mr Harper. 369 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,720 Don't forget, 370 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,880 I helped the government procure PPE during the pannie D. 371 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,560 Yeah, right. There you go. 372 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,880 Ooh! I like it. Sweet as. 373 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,920 PHONE BEEPS 374 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,920 Sorry, babe, where were we? 375 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,119 ON PHONE: Do you remember what we were meant to be doing tonight? 376 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,359 Huh? 377 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,200 Oh, shit! I forgot to cancel. Bollocks! 378 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,920 You ain't gone to Allbarone, have you? 379 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,240 You mean All Bar One? 380 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,880 Mitchell? 381 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,520 Ah, did you drive? That'll be the sat nav 382 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,080 getting confused. It done that to me... Mitchell, if you've spent 383 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,960 that money, I swear to God... No, no, no, no, no! 384 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,480 Babe, I will explain everything in about four rounds' time, yeah? 385 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:50,840 Uh, Usma? Usma! Can you get Kayleigh a seat, please? Front row. 386 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,480 Oh! Front row? With these clothes? 387 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,160 Just do it, please. 388 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,800 Come on, I'm really stressed out. What is going on? 389 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,600 Love you. 390 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,600 HE CHUCKLES 391 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:14,920 W...Welcome to Fight Night in Hertfordshire's Sin City! 392 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,000 Give it up! 393 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,000 CHEERING 394 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,120 I give you Lucci Bantz! 395 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,400 CROWD CHANT: Lucci! Lucci! Lucci! 396 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,240 BOOING That's me, huh? Lucci, that's me! 397 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,880 And now it is my pleasure to introduce Abbey Grove's most 398 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,720 sickening bitch, it's Warren! 399 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,480 MUSIC: If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher 400 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,240 Take his eyes out, Warren! 401 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,880 Woo! 402 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,360 Woo! 403 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,680 Warren, stop fannying about and get in the ring. 404 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,920 He can't even get in the ring. THEY LAUGH 405 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,400 Ow! Ah! 406 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,680 Sir, when I asked for a different song, 407 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,520 I didn't mean another one from the same Cher album. 408 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,080 Now, Warren, how do you see this fight playing out tonight? 409 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,440 I see it from a bird's-eye view. 410 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:12,200 I'm...I'm floating weightless... 411 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,880 watching my body being thrown around like a rag doll. 412 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,680 The higher I get, the less my death seems to matter. Ah, ah, ah! 413 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,760 There is a golden boy inside of you, not just a punched out trap! 414 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,920 As I said when I played Cagey Joe in Bugsy... 415 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,800 I don't know how that's going to help. 416 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,200 You're not listening! 417 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,560 I am a dead man walking and there's nothing that you learned as an 418 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,120 understudy on a free town tour of Bugsy Malone that can change that! 419 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,160 Bravo, Warren. 420 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,320 One minute in the spotlight and I don't even recognise you any more. 421 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,720 I would like to invite you all to stand for the national anthem. 422 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,800 # God save our... # # Oh say 423 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,120 # Can you see 424 00:19:54,120 --> 00:20:00,800 # By the dawn's early light 425 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,360 # Oh the... # 426 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,360 SLURS LYRICS 427 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:10,200 # ..By the twilight's last gleaming? 428 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:16,520 # Whose broad stripes and bright stars 429 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:20,920 # Whoa! Whoa! # 430 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,280 Let's play some boxing! 431 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,840 All right, lads. 432 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,840 Right, keep it clean, obey my commands. 433 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,480 And my God have mercy on your souls. Touch gloves! 434 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,240 Go for it! Come on, Warren! Go for it! 435 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,880 WHIMPERS 436 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,880 Come on! Urgh! 437 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,600 Ow! Urgh! 438 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,360 Oh, my God, it's so violent! 439 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,680 WARREN GROANS 440 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,120 Ooh! 441 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,640 Yeah, that's it, Warren! Run away! 442 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,000 Help me! HELP! 443 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,960 Tie him up! Kill him, Warren! KILL HIM! 444 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,800 Oh, shit, listen to Usma. Someone woke up and chose violence. 445 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,960 Shame it wasn't Warren. 446 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,680 WARREN WHIMPERING 447 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,720 BELL 448 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,200 Someone get him some water! 449 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,920 Well done, Warren! Well done! That's it. Good man. 450 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,600 This is it, mate. This is it. Round 4, yeah? 451 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,960 Lucci is going to lower his guard 452 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,080 and that is your cue to land the punch. He's going to go down. 453 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,320 Game over. 454 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,560 BELL 455 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,600 You've got this one, Warren! Woo! 456 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,640 Lucci! Stick to the plan! 457 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,840 Oh! 458 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,840 STEPHEN SCREAMS 459 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,960 Warren! Warren! 460 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,360 One... 461 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,080 Come on, let's go! Huh? 462 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,680 ..two... 463 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,200 Drink your Shake-Eel! 4K all day, people. 464 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,240 Oi! If Warren don't get up, I'm going to exclude you. 465 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,760 Fill your boots. Thanks to you, I got verified on TikTok. 466 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,720 The people love me! CROWD: Lucci! Lucci! Lucci! 467 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,760 ..seven... 468 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,120 ..eight... Get up! 469 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,280 And you're out. 470 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,280 BELL 471 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Sit down. God! When's the interval?! 472 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,920 Let's go! 473 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,840 Oi, Blessing! Lucci's tucked me right up. 474 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,400 Take that and stick it on Lucci 475 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,320 to win by knockout in the 12th round, yeah? 476 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,640 But what about Warren, sir? Oh, he ain't got a chance, has he? 477 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,080 But you always back Class K. 478 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,040 Yeah? You tell that to Kayleigh. Just do it. 479 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,160 Go. All right, babe? 480 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,760 Move your bum! Oh! 481 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,760 WARREN MOANS 482 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,400 These heels are killing me! I'm sorry, sir. 483 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,480 I shouldn't have told people that you were an understudy. 484 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,320 Oh, don't worry. Nobody believed you anyway. 485 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,640 You just looked a bit bitter. I know you were rooting for me. 486 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,080 Er, I am always rooting for you. 487 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,280 Oi, Warren! I heard your nan was fit. 488 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,160 Fraser! What? I didn't tell him, what can I say? The kids got eyes. 489 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:17,040 Give me my gloves. I just want to hit him, just once. 490 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,920 He's strong but he's got no rhythm. You'll get your chance 491 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,760 but you have to dip, duck, and slide. 492 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,320 I don't know how to do any of that. 493 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,880 Yes, you do! 494 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,160 I'll say it again, I teach y'all transferable skills! 495 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,280 GROWLS 496 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,600 Gentlemen, Round 5! 497 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,440 Now...listen to me, 498 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,480 you're going to stay on beat just like a dance class 499 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,800 and take my direction, OK? Let's go. 500 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,040 Five, six, seven, eight. 501 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,280 Round 5. 502 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,280 BELL 503 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,000 Six, Pussycat Dolls! Roar! Boop! 504 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,800 Ha! Beyonce. Roar! Cha-cha! 505 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,440 And...yaas! Ha! 506 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:10,760 Ha! Westside! Roll! 507 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,000 Again, six, seven, eight! 508 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,760 Spice Girls! Seven, eight! 509 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:24,600 What are you doing? Hit me! Are you kidding?! 510 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,720 Yes, fight for this now! Fight, fight, fight! 511 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,960 Hit me! Come on! Again, fight, fight, fight! Woo! 512 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,320 What?! Gangnam Style! 513 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,920 Fraser. 514 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,960 Hello. 515 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,560 Keep going, you've got this, you've got this. 516 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,680 Finish! 517 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,360 Yes, Warren! 518 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,280 CHEERING 519 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,880 A one, a two, 520 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,440 a three... Oh, no, actually, can we get a medic, please, 521 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,520 to stop this boy bleeding on the canvas? 522 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:13,280 You won't believe how much it cost to hire. Oi, Miss. 523 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,240 I thought they loved me. 524 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,800 They did. Right up until the point where Warren slut-dropped you 525 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,480 into punching yourself in the face. 526 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,880 Fickle thing, fame. 527 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,920 Please don't let Miss Hoburn expel me, sir. My mum will kill me. 528 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,400 I promise I'll sign your report card, 529 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,520 as long as you promise to stop being a total bell-end. 530 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,880 Mm-hm, OK. Yeah? 531 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,840 Can I have your attention, please? It's time to announce the winner. 532 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,240 CHEERING 533 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,720 And the winner by disqualification is... 534 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,640 Lucci Bantz! 535 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,240 What? Huh? How? 536 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,520 Lead. From the chemistry lab roof. 537 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,920 Concealed in this boy's glove. 538 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,880 Now, I take cheating very seriously... Oh! 539 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,880 Oh, shit! Warren's a bad man! CHEERING 540 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,280 Did you put lead in Warren's gloves? 541 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,760 No. I'm not that smart. I didn't bet on the disqualification. 542 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,320 Kayleigh, look, I am so sorry. I'm an idiot. 543 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,400 I blew all of our wedding money on Anthony Costa. Who? 544 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,600 Who's Anthony Costa? Fraser, not now. 545 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,160 Red flag. 546 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,200 Kayleigh, I love you so much. 547 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:34,080 I tried to fix the fight to pay for our special day and I blew it. 548 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,200 You deserve so much more than me. 549 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,960 But I want to marry you for you, OK? I don't care where we do it. 550 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,000 I ain't even bought you a ring. 551 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Well, there's a ring right here. 552 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,040 Are you serious? 553 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,200 Yes. Why not? 554 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,400 It's about you and me, right? 555 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,840 Surrounded by people who love us, but I do still want a proper ring. 556 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,960 Yeah, course. 557 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:08,040 Kayleigh, if you want to change your mind, nobody will judge you, OK? 558 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,960 But if I must, you may kiss the bride. 559 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,800 Come on! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 560 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,800 Yes, sir! 561 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,640 Well, it's official. From boxing bells to wedding bells, 562 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,400 this brother is punching WAY above his weight. Facts. 563 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,000 Did all right, didn't I? Yeah, you did good. 564 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,920 Hmm? 565 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,040 How did you... When did you get... 566 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,360 Never bet against Class K. 567 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,280 Oi, bless him, Lucci's tucked me right up. 568 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,400 Take this and put it on Lucci to win by knockout on Round 12, yeah? 569 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,800 But what about Warren? Oh, he ain't got a chance, has he? 570 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,400 Put this on Lucci Bantz by disqualification in Round 5. 571 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:07,520 Oi! You want to rile him up? Diss his nan, she's a cougar. 572 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,800 I just want to hit him, just once. 573 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,520 Give me my gloves. 574 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,160 Oi, miss. 575 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,200 Blessing, you're a genius! 576 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200 Enjoy your honeymoon, sir. 577 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,360 Oh, we will. We're going to do two weeks on this beautiful little island, 578 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,520 just off the coast of France it's called the... 579 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,080 IN FRENCH ACCENT: Isle du Wight. 580 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:38,440 Wow! I hope you and Kayleigh have a lovely time on the Isle of Wight. 581 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,480 Huh? 582 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,280 NEWS REPORTER: And 100 wedding guests, 583 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,720 some as young as 12 have been hospitalised by a mystery virus. 584 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,320 The groom has blamed the catering. 585 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:52,240 Slow down, buster! You've got the wrong guy! 586 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:58,680 Pavel! Edna! I thought we were friends!