You’re the one with the attitude.
You’re a ----ing bully,
Stop, we’re on charter.
This is not easy for me.
Oh my God, no.
I’m letting you go this morning.
With all the stress with Camille and stuff,
I literally am feeling so insecure.
Like, I think everything’s about me.
Like, I think everybody is talking about me.
Alissa definitely had something to do with this.
I’m not a fan of her at all.
You’re incredible.
But the timing of the food is...
Like, what number course is this?
I’m gonna go down in the galley, see what’s taking so long.
I can’t take this.
Rachel has to be faster.
For a superyacht, it’s really embarrassing.
She’s taking a long time.
The reason why Ross and I haven’t had sex yet
is after going out, it’s just like he’s sloppy,
he’s drunk.
I’m gonna grab on everybody.
I can’t have him be acting like that.
And then sleeping with me,
it makes me look like an idiot.
Fraser, we need to get Louisa some food.
-She needs to eat. -Right.
Rachel, Rachel, Fraser.
The guests are hungry.
We need to hurry up the lunch here.
Copy that.
The food is on its way.
No, you’re joking. I’m not joking.
Borderline, I’m gonna kill someone.
What’s wrong?
I need food.
I don’t know why they haven’t fed us.
You know, I know. I know. I know.
There you go, my dear.
Thank you.
We’ve got your eating area here.
We’ve got a lounging area there.
And a games area further with some various beach activities.
Alissa, Alissa, Rachel.
Oh, my God.
Do these windshield wipers work?
Alissa, Alissa, Rachel.
The clock is a-ticking.
And the sh--’s about to thicken.
Alissa’s busy doing something else.
I’m tired. I’m getting frustrated.
Lunch is definitely a cluster----.
Ah!
Oh.
There we go. That’s the woman.
Come for it... Oh! Backspin.
-Thanks, Tony. -Thanks, mate.
-Bye. -Bye, sweetheart. Thank you.
The chef has arrived.
The sauces, the pacasas.
Did I get those?
And the bean salads can go.
So for lunch in this catastrophe,
we’ve got a pregnant lady who is hangry,
but I’ve got bean salad, which the primary loves.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot,
the better you feel,
some beans, beans, every meal.
This is for the primary. This is beef
that doesn’t have pepper inside of it.
I would go with his first.
Okay, so this has no pepper in it.
Oh, thank you so much.
Can I offer you some corn?
Oh, yes, please. Thank you.
The salad dressing is really good.
Yeah.
That green sauce is amazing.
So much flavor.
She’s done an amazing job on them.
-Here. -Oh.
Opa.
I literally just got concussed.
10 out of 10.
-Thank you. -So, so good.
Hayley, come on. Stop eating.
I can’t stop.
Come on. Control yourself, woman.
I have no control. That’s a problem.
-Done. -Done.
I guess. Yeah.
Ben, Ben, Ross, we’re ready to go.
Copy that.
Rachel, thank you so much.
Really, really good, honestly.
-Absolutely, yeah. -I really appreciate that.
So, tonight, what are you thinking, then?
-Three courses? -Okay.
Are we all done with our food?
-Yeah. -I think so Fraser. Thank you.
Lovely.
Ah, it’s the frontward seal flop.
Yes.
Ah, with, with red face and, oh, all the way to the bottom.
Bravo.
[applause]
Bravo. Bravo.
One more time.
Johnny, you got to look a little bit more relaxed.
-There you go. -Yeah, now we’re chilling.
Thank you.
Ah.
Fraser, I think is my favorite human on the planet.
Thank you.
Listen, don’t hurt yourself.
We got some more charters.
Oh, my God.
-How was it? -I walked in.
I plated. I walked out.
Snap.
I talked to the primary as well.
I said, how do you feel about three course dinner?
He said, yeah.
We’ll get there.
Yeah, let’s go back.
Okay, cool.
St. David’s Motoryacht, shore party.
The guests are ready to come back now.
Copy.
Oh, my God, I look absolutely hideous.
Your chariot awaits.
Welcome aboard.
Sit where you like.
Thank you.
How you doing? You getting a bit wet?
Yeah.
Hi, welcome back, guys. Missed you.
-How was it? -Amazing.
How do you close these?
If you can’t close them,
I’m not going to allow you off the beach.
-Oh, mango shot. -Refreshing.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You’re welcome.
Oh, well, look, I got it.
Fraser, Ross is going to move into my room.
Oh?
And you’re going to have the new stew as your roommate.
-We’ve broken up. -No, we haven’t.
We only broke up for 12 hours.
So there’s something for the people to think about.
Katie and I aren’t exactly stable yet,
and we’re still figuring out where we are.
There’s potential for problems,
and I should probably not roll the dice on that potential.
Yeah. Complicated.
I feel like the cleanup was quicker today.
Yeah.
Really? I’m not excited about it at all.
I feel like people are making me feel like it’s my fault
Camille got fired.
Who do you think thinks that it’s your fault?
Ben, definitely.
Okay.
That’s going to be definite
just because obviously they were a thing.
I’m feeling really emotionally jumbled.
I know in my heart that she left only because of her actions,
but it doesn’t help where I’m at right now.
It just ----ing sucks.
It feels like I’ve been doing things that just as bad as her.
I’m sure he doesn’t--
I don’t know.
Thank God they’re plastic.
Big muscles.
Goddamn.
Ross, Fraser. Please come to the bridge.
On my way.
Oh, wait, which bow are you having?
Oh, my God, it looks so good on you.
Just like that.
Hey, I got great news.
We’ve got a new deck-stew coming.
-Oh, nice. -His name is Tyler.
He has a lot of experience.
He looks strong in service.
-Yeah. -Cool.
Thank God.
I desperately need another stew.
I know a couple of the boats he’s worked on,
and Tyler definitely has more experience
than both girls combined.
That fills me with confidence.
I’m feeling hopeful.
And you guys will decide how you use Tyler.
Don’t just stick him in laundry and forget about him.
-Thank you very much. -Thanks.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Captain just called Fraser and Ross to the bridge.
Two heads of departments.
What do you think that’s about?
All crew, all crew.
We have a new deck stew arriving.
I knew it.
And his name is Tyler.
Oh, [bleep] off.
It’s a deck stew.
-Yes. -Bit of both.
Oh, my God.
Please let them not be Satan.
He’s here.
Coming up...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Is anyone elses dinner crunchy?
No.
I know, because I just want to flirt with you.
I’m hotter than her.
You know how bad I am.
All crew, all crew.
We have a new deck stew arriving.
And his name is Tyler.
-Nice to meet you. I’m Ross. -Tyler.
-Pleasure to meet you. -Hi, Tyler.
Yeah, welcome. I’m the bosun.
And this is Tony.
Thank you.
Where have you come from?
From South Africa.
You basically walked on in the middle of chaos.
Great.
Tyler’s South African.
That was where I first learned to surf.
Down in Durban, years ago.
Um, yeah, I missed a flight out there
because I was in jail at one point.
But it’s a great country.
-Hi. -Captain Sandy.
Welcome aboard. We’re really happy to have you.
Thank you. I’m glad to be here.
-Yes. -You’ll be deck stew.
Listening to Ross and Fraser.
-I’ll show you to your cabin. -Thank you.
Let’s all welcome Tyler on board.
-This is Katie. -Oh, hello.
-How are you? -Tyler.
Nice to meet you.
I enjoy, in a very sick way,
the weird parts of yachting
that most people would never think are enjoyable.
Everything has an order that it has to be in.
There is one way to fold a towel.
And that is perfectly in three.
My OCD is self-diagnosed.
It’s not clinical or anything.
I just think I’m a crazy person, to be honest.
-Fraser, nice to meet you. -Tyler, pleasure to meet you.
Welcome aboard.
Fantastic.
All right. Get settled.
I’ll come find you as soon as possible.
All crew, can you get into your blacks, please?
-Hi. -Hi.
-How are you? -I’m good. How are you doing?
Alissa. Second stewardess.
Hayley, what I’d like, if you could help me up here.
Yeah.
I’m going to have Tyler washing up.
Yeah, cool.
So, this is our pantry.
It is absolutely minuscule.
So, what I think is the best idea,
washing, drying, and then placing it here,
like, in an orderly sort of fashion.
Sure.
For [bleep]’s sake.
What do you feel about my bow?
It’s perfect.
You think? It doesn’t look silly?
No, it looks perfect.
Captain Sandy brought the menu up.
-Thank you. -Sure.
Let’s grab a drink. To the bar, Justin.
-Let’s go. -Let’s go.
-Let’s go. Let’s go. -Let’s do this.
-It’s dinner time. -All righty.
Just be in communication like three quarters, half way.
I’ll give you all the communication.
Thank you, baby.
That’s something I really want to improve on,
just because I get in my head about what’s going on around me
and what people might not be doing right.
And I’m just running around like a little crazy bitch.
I’m noticing with service is that you can see everyone
kind of running around like chickens
with their head cut off.
I might take them up now.
Give me five.
Okay.
Sometimes I’m talking to like Beaker from the Muppets.
Meep meep meep.
That’s all I get sometimes.
Then up the stairs, it goes down the stairs, it goes,
you can hear Fraser.
And then if you can hear him when he misses a step,
I actually chuckle a little bit.
To be honest, water service and wine service
will take five minutes.
Mmm.
Oh, this looks beautiful.
You look so lovely.
Please take a seat, Louisa.
This is in honor of your baby on its way.
Oh.
Yeah, I really want to chill out, I think.
Rachel, I’ve just sat everyone at the table.
Oh, I really thought that they were still getting ready.
With everything not going accordingly on the first night,
I actually knocked it back to only three courses,
which is most simplified, if you know me.
First course, Salad with Menchegos.
-Main courses, baccalao. -Fish.
And then for our dessert, pear and lemon sorbet.
And we’re ----ing done.
Interior, can we run plates, please?
Copy.
Cheers, last night, guys.
Once it has the paprika, it can go.
Thanks, Tyler. It’s Tyler, right?
-Yeah. -Right.
Tyler joined us today.
He’s brand new to the crew.
I’m sure I’ll see you around.
That’s good.
That’s actually delicious.
Who is looking after your animals?
My friend Ceas.
I’ll give my rabbits to anyone that wants them.
They just drain the lifeblood out of us.
How are you doing that so fast?
-You’re amazing. -Thanks.
Tyler is clearly amazing at housekeeping.
-What are you doing? -Drinking.
You don’t drink on the job, Camille.
He’s good at the things that I’m actually horrific at doing,
so this is going to work out really well.
Interior, can we run plates?
----ing crazy.
These guys can go.
Oh, yes. Thank you.
This is cod with chorizo and the lentils.
Thank you.
Sorry, chickpeas not lentils.
-Chickpeas. -That’s good.
Thank you.
What do you think, Justin?
It’s good. The fish is really good.
The best chorizo I’ve had.
Oh, by the way...
All right, so what am I supposed to say?
-Oh, come on, mate. -She’s inviting you.
Are you serious?
You’re causing so much drama in this ship, bro.
Without even trying.
-What time was it? -9:42.
It’s definitely Tony’s bedtime.
Yeah.
-Have you? -Yeah.
Okay.
My sexuality is fluid.
I’ve never had a girlfriend or a boyfriend long-term.
I grew up in a very small religious town.
There was possibly one other gay person that I knew of.
So moving into yachting, I could kind of just explore myself.
It’s been amazing.
We’ll see how things go.
-I’m excited. -Yeah, absolutely.
This is a pear and lemon sorbet.
Mmm.
You blew them out of the park.
That’s how you finish a ----ing charter.
I think our dinner service tonight was a lot better,
just because we just did three courses.
Thank God.
-Fraser, thank you. -Thank you.
I could fist-[bleep] myself, I’m so excited.
I’m just kidding. I can’t do that.
I’ll see you guys in the morning.
Okay. I’m gonna go down.
Good night.
Aw, that sucks.
I’m really not used to that.
Aw, [bleep].
I wish I could say different, but unfortunately.
So roommate, I don’t care if it’s a girl or if it’s a guy,
but like, me and Camille just jive so ----ing well together
because we just didn’t care if her sh-- was on her bed,
my bed, whatever, on the ground.
And he is not like that at all.
[alarm sounds]
[grunting]
-Hello. -Good morning.
How did your dinner go?
It was awesome.
Yeah?
Thank you for giving me a swift kick in the ass.
No, it’s not that.
-It’s just, you know. -In a good way.
Let’s talk later.
We’re gonna head to the dock soon.
Awesome.
I’m so scared of hitting my head on these.
You are tall. Ow.
[laughing]
Do you always sleep with an eye mask?
-Yeah, I see. -Until I get changed again.
[laughing]
All right. We can haul the anchor.
Okay, Cap. Coming up.
All right, Cap. That’s the anchor at the waterline.
-Thank you. -Thanks, dude.
What?
Should we sit down and...
Yeah, your food’s on its way very shortly.
It’s coming in hot.
Cap, forward it kind of 50 feet.
Closing to the dock.
She’s gonna pivot real hard.
The stern line going ashore.
Take it up, Tony.
Yeah, it’s good.
All right, there we go.
Excellent work, everyone.
Thank you very much.
You have a lot of shirts here.
I may have overpacked just a little bit.
I don’t know where we’re gonna put this, but...
I feel like I always leave something.
[laughing]
Interior, can we make sure we’re all in our whites?
I can’t wait to shave my vagina.
It’s just the little things in life, isn’t it?
Oh, perfect fit.
All crew to the aft deck.
-Come on. -Oh, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Thank you very much for coming.
-Thank you so much. -You’re amazing.
-Thank you so much. -Thank you so much.
Really appreciate you.
Thank you so much. It was wonderful.
So, guys, our trip was awesome.
Every one of us had a great time.
A few little hiccups along the way.
There’s a few times where we’re looking for drinks,
looking for help. We had to go find it.
No one’s come up yet?
Should I go help him?
Louisa was a little bit hungry at times.
Needed a little bit more snacks.
Where are the snacks?
Fraser, we need to get Louisa some food.
A few little hiccups along the way.
There’s a few times where we’re looking for drinks,
looking for help.
We had to go find it.
Maybe a few too many times for us.
Thank you for taking care of us.
And thank you for keeping us safe
and all the hard work that you do.
This is for you and the rest of the crew.
Thank you very much.
Guys, we’ll miss you. Thank you.
Cheers. Bye, guys.
-Bye. -Ciao.
All right. Let’s get out of our whites
and then we’ll turn the boat around.
-I wasn’t expecting that. -That ----ing sucked.
I’m gonna be funny, but he went to town a little bit there.
He did go to town.
Well, that makes us look horrendous.
Thanks for that.
Hmm.
But I have myself to blame. No one else.
I’m in charge.
Yeah.
Thank you, though, Tony.
All crew, all crew, let’s meet in the Sky Lounge
for our tip meeting in five minutes.
Copy.
We’ve lost quite a few glasses.
I want to start with this.
-Welcome aboard. -Welcome, welcome.
Thank you.
We want you to feel very welcome.
I already do.
Charter number five.
We are past hump day, and, you know,
when we get feedback from a client, it is that.
It is feedback.
It’s not saying that you’re a bad person
or you’re not doing a great job.
How will we know if there’s something to change
if no one tells us?
I love the feedback from the client.
It was constructive.
Feedback is excellent.
Feedback makes you better.
This tip, it’s $22,000.
It’s 1833 per person.
Yeah!
Very nice.
Now, because you worked so hard,
tomorrow I’ve arranged a boat for you
to take you to the Petons.
So you get to go enjoy it.
-Cheers, everyone. -Cheers. Charter five.
I can’t wait.
So let’s turn the boat around
so you can have your day off tomorrow.
All right, let’s get this sh-- done.
Ugh, another day.
Are you guys okay to do the bridge forward?
We leave at 5:30 so we want you
at least an hour and a half to get ready.
Yeah, I need that.
My showers have been like 30 minutes
because I don’t fit in the shower.
Rachel, Rachel. You want to go for a coffee?
-I’m ready whenever you are. -Okay.
I’ll come down.
Hey, what’s going on?
What’s up with you, Ben?
We’re heading out tonight,
but it would be sick if you’re there.
So you’re out tomorrow, right?
Damn.
The way Camille left,
she had like 30 minutes to pack her stuff,
I don’t want to make you upset at all.
Ross, Ross, all crew, all crew.
Captain and chef are off the boat.
Copy.
Alissa and Hayley, come with me in the sky lounge.
Okay, I’m in the sky lounge waiting for you.
-Oh, thank you. -Thank you.
You are a joy to have on board.
-Thank you. -I mean that.
I just want to make sure your timing.
Yeah.
How do you feel like that is?
I’m not accomplishing things to the standards
that I’m used to,
but at the same time, too,
it’s affecting service and the guests,
and it needs to pick up faster.
I need to get faster at it.
Yeah.
Overall, I think we can all improve.
-Service, service, service. -Yeah.
And Alissa, I want you to continue with
getting your head around beach picnic stuff
and at least trying to prepare it.
No, what’s wrong? What’s wrong?
Just ----ing...
Why?
Because it’s just like, literally,
I’m just like, I just, I’m, we feel bad.
We know we can do better.
Like, I’m just done right now.
Like, I’m just so ----ing tired.
Okay.
Doing this charter with the stew down,
feeling all the anxiety of the Camille situation,
I’m kind of just ----ing done.
Part of the challenge is the inconsistencies
of the interior department.
Fraser’s very good at what he does,
and I support him.
I do get frustrated.
I see that he is spreading himself extremely thin.
There is communication breakdown as well.
I don’t really want to get into the minutia.
I want everyone to figure it out,
but you’re a great beacon of light for them.
You have to communicate what you need to Fraser.
I think it would make everybody’s life easier.
Let’s fix it.
-Yeah, thank you. -We can fix it.
So I want my department heads to work out
as much as possible before I step in.
I want her to talk to Fraser.
But I also want her to feel support from me.
-You’re doing a great job. -Thank you. I appreciate that.
And I know how hard you’re working.
I think she will handle it because she has that spirit.
-Thank you for support. -You’re welcome.
Can you be a bit more erect, please?
I’ll do you a deck walkthrough with you
then controls for the anchors are in this locker here.
Yeah.
I’ve been yachting for five years.
So I started straight after high school
and my first job was a deck-stew position.
I love my job. I know what needs to be done.
I don’t need people to tell me what to do.
I just need people to tell me when to stop doing it.
-This is a day head. -Okay, cool.
Which... Smells a bit stale.
Just like tricep workout central.
Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me.
What do you think?
Oh, I’m just trying to think out loud
about this whole cabin thing.
That’s what I think.
We get to debrief every morning, every night.
We’re also good cabin mates.
So let’s leave it as it is for the moment, then.
Yeah, graveyards, monasteries.
Interior, interior, you’re done for the night.
Yes.
Ross McCog.
Hi.
Yeah, how are you doing?
Good.
I came to offer you this jug with some sad news.
Now I’m mad at you.
There’s many factors that come into consideration,
not just mine.
I actually thought it was a hilarious idea
for him to move in.
Your work flirt becomes your roommate.
To me, it makes sense.
Great outfit, though.
I’m going full board short today, bro.
Man, I have, like, 30 pairs of board shorts.
It’s all I wear.
I think that I look like a tampon.
-I think you look very good. -You look amazing.
I got super drunk the last time we went out.
Guys, in my shoes, I feel like I’m downtown Marrakesh,
searching for beggar food.
[laughing]
Are you guys ready to order?
Can I get the salad, grilled fish, mahi-mahi please?
Carbonara.
Guys, a huge welcome to Tyler for saving the charter.
We had an amazing trip.
Regardless of the comments, ignore them.
[text chimes]
Are you going?
What’s going on?
I don’t know what’s going on.
Oh, God.
Camille!
What’s going on?
I don’t know what’s going on.
Hey.
I’m so happy to see you.
-Oh, God. -Camille!
Hello.
Camille!
I’m doing good.
Hi, babe. Are we good?
Actually, quite nice to see you again, maybe,
in hopes that you’re not ----ing furious at me.
It such a nice surprise.
Good, I’m glad it is. That makes me happy.
Again, there’s no bad blood.
She’s just a bad stew.
-Tyler, by the way, -Tyler, I’m Camille.
Pleasure to meet you.
I’ve got to lay out all day.
I’ve got a massage.
Yeah.
You were so upset.
There was a lot of feelings mustering inside of me.
It’s so awkward.
If I got fired, I would be so embarrassed.
But then, to come back, it just shows
that she wasn’t regretful of anything that she did.
-You know what I mean? -Yeah.
It’s awkward.
Do you feel like you should speak to her tonight?
No.
That’s done. We already fired her.
She must feel like it was my fault
that she got fired, so...
I understand that.
Spaghetti Carbonara?
Yes.
Oh, my gosh. I’m so jealous.
Fraser, why did we get such salady food?
Are we eating?
It’s a really nice bowl.
No need for knife and pork.
Don’t pour it too much.
No, no, a bit more, a bit more.
Perfect. Thank you, darling.
Thank you so much.
-Where is the rose? -It’s down here.
Oh, yes, please, darling.
I want kids by 25.
Oh, you have a boyfriend?
The day I left...
So nice.
In the airport, I called him.
I was like...
And he’s like... Yeah!
Look at you, how happy you are.
I’m happy. I hold no resentment.
-I really hope you don’t. -I don’t.
Thank you. I’m very happy.
I’m so pleased that she’s come with an open heart,
and she’s seen the bigger picture.
I miss screaming at you.
Please yell at me one more time.
It’s very easy to tell someone that you like them.
When you’re contending with having
to fire them at the same time,
it can be quite confusing.
But I’m pleased that we could redo our goodbyes.
Oh, my gosh, I’m so tired.
Guys, we’re leaving.
Bye, ladies and gentlemen.
-I’m so glad you came. -I’m so glad I came.
It was a little too short for me, honestly.
Tonight was exactly what I needed to, like,
walk away with, like, my head high.
I wish you’d come with me.
I know.
Home sweet home.
I’ll get you some snacks.
Rachel is gonna get us snacks.
I don’t want to waste your time.
I know you’ve got a party to get back to.
My love.
Do you know what?
Strangely, I actually feel quite happy to be back.
-Ben? -Yeah.
I’m going to miss you.
Oh, don’t start.
I’m going to miss you like crazy.
I’m gonna miss you, too.
Baby, text me.
Bye, baby.
Come here.
This relationship’s been like nothing I’ve experienced before.
I’m head over heels with this girl.
Yeah, goose bumps saying that.
Behave yourself.
You know I don’t do that. You know I don’t do that.
-Bye. -Bye.
She’s just a spark that lights me up.
I can just feel my heart sinking.
I pulled 20-hour days. I’m going to bed.
Are you okay, my bru?
Yeah, good. Thanks, bro.
I’m so glad I got to see her.
Yeah.
Oh, I’m so sorry.
I just walked in on you.
Ow.
Dude, I’m so sexually frustrated.
Like, I don’t even necessarily want to be penetrated.
I just want to play.
I haven’t had an orgasm in weeks.
All right. What a fantastic job we’ve done.
Katie and I definitely built up quite a bit of tension
that needed to be released.
You know, I would like to hook up with her
at least six times a day, every day, to be honest,
because obviously I’m a sex addict.
[alarm sounds]
[groans]
Ready for champagne?
Yeah, I just had some.
Did you? Hell yeah.
Sexy bitch.
Oh, yeah. This is the breakfast of champions, this is.
[coughs]
Hello.
I’m so excited.
It’s not a bad way to show up, right?
And today you’re going to have fun.
You’re going to have mud bath.
Oh, no way.
-You deserve it. -Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I like what I see. I see what I like.
Guys, I’m confused. No one took my bags for me.
Woo!
Are we sailing?
Oh, my ----ing God. This is amazing.
Great swim suit.
This is life. This is what life should be like.
This is our life.
Ah!
Look at them titties.
Excellent, Tyler.
Thank you.
We’ve got a big problem.
Look at your tattoo. Let me see that tattoo.
Many years ago, I decided to get a back tattoo.
It’s like nine and a half hours in one sitting.
Oh, I love that.
I love fish. I love certain colors.
I like Asian. I said, slap it on my back.
Make it just large enough to where it’s not a tramp stamp.
It’s like a target. It’s like, here, bullseye.
I hope that you pull out and you get it there
because quite frankly, I don’t need to be breeding.
That’s really beautiful, actually.
Thank you.
Close to you.
Close to me, you know, and this is Tony time.
Okay, Ross.
Oh.
I will have to at some point because I have over excelled
in the drinking department
and my organs will fail before I get old.
Uh-huh.
So I will be forced to enter your department at some point.
I know.
You know.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
They’re quite striking those Petons, aren’t they?
[shrieking]
Woo-hoo!
[cheering]
* Everyone’s in the nude *
[screams]
-Yes, please. -Okay Come here.
Wait, get back down there where you were,
’cause it’s not going to go.
There you go.
I need a coffee.
All you guys, let’s go.
Oh, we’re getting in the car. I’m so excited.
Let’s go.
Oh, it smells delicious.
-St. Lucia! -St. Lucia!
[belches]
Sorry.
Oh, I can smell that.
Ross, that was the most disgusting thing
you’ve done yet.
We’re here.
This is so cool!
Everybody out!
Welcome to Sulfur Springs Park.
Isn’t amazing that you were in a potentially active volcano?
Yes!
Down this way.
So, watch your steps.
Holy sh--!
This is our mud bath.
The mud is like an exfoliant.
It’s so hot!
Oh, my God, it’s too hot.
I love this.
This takes a night of work away.
I was going to do this tonight,
but I’m good now.
Dress me.
I’m feeling pretty dirty right now.
No, no, you’re doing it wrong.
It’s all in my hair.
It’s in holes that I didn’t know existed.
They say that it makes you look ten years younger.
I think it makes you look like you’re covered in sh--
to be quite honest.
Hot damn fire!
Him doing this, blatantly right in front of me
Is his goal just to [bleep] everybody on the boat?
You know, like, we had a magical night together.
Thought we were moving forward.
Now, just straight disrespectful
makes me question, like, what is this supposed to be?
How are you boys doing? How you doing?
Oh, God.
Thank you.
This is hot as sh--.
Never again.
I feel stoned. I feel high as [bleep].
Ross, what are you doing?
No.
Don’t hump, Fraser.
No, don’t hump anything.
Oh, I’m ready to party.
[belches]
Oh, you pig.
Get out.
Don’t blame me.
Thank you very much.
Fras, we’re going out to the bow.
Yeah.
Just whack your head.
Yeah, but that’s normal.
Ra ra ra, ra ra ra. Ra ra ra.
Can you sit down, please?
Sit, sit, sit, sit down.
You’re super drunk.
It’s not fun for either of us.
Put some ----ing music on.
Oh, [bleep] off, Ross.
Are we leaving this boat forever?
-Oh, sorry. -Sober up.
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel!
We’re gonna have some din-dins.
Thank you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
There’s Ross.
Look at.
Seriously.
You’re, like, beyond drunk.
Ross, what’s going on?
-Pina Colada. -Espresso Martini.
Excuse me.
Can I get a rum and coke?
Ross, button the last button on your shirt.
I’m just gonna smoke a cigarette, that’s all.
My God, Ross. I’m doing you a big favor.
My bottom button.
No, you look way more classy.
Ross is ----ing hammered.
He’s acting a damn fool.
Which I can’t throw stones in a glass house
because sh-- was shattered.
Titties!
God damn it.
Amazing.
Get off the ----ing stage.
Maybe you should stop a little bit now
because you’re failing humanity and yourself.
Your parents should be so proud, [bleep] boy.
I think a yellow flower would go good in your hair.
Rossie, bossie. Putting a little flower in his hair.
I know, because I just want to flirt with you.
I do believe I’m hotter than her.
You know how bad I am.
I know you’re ----ing bad.
I flirt with Ross because he’s a scumbag
and it’s just fun to see everybody squirm.
Please.
But at the same time,
you can’t ruin a relationship that’s not there.
So as much as Katie wants to be his wifey,
he’s just not in the market.
Catch of the day.
-Ribeye steak. -Ribeye steak.
Ribeye.
Katie, would you like some?
I’m good.
-For you. -Thank you.
Ross, you got catch of the day.
I really don’t want to stay where we are
-Seriously? -I’m serious.
Why are you still so drunk?
Is anyone else’s dinner crunchy?
Oh, I just want to ----ing kill somebody.
Alissa’s all over him.
It’s embarrassing.
Yeah, and it’s ----ing stupid.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
It’s just embarrassing.
She serves pretty well.
Try me.
Exactly.
What time are we leaving, guys?
Are you okay, my dear?
I’m good.
I don’t like to see you sad, bro.
Ross, it’s this way.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come on. Here, boy.
It’s getting to the point, it’s just ----ing rude.
Sorry. Can’t walk straight.
Sorry. I can see why you’re angry.
Alissa, she’s breaking all girl codes.
If she was flirting with my man,
I probably would chuck them overboard
because I am completely mental.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
I understand that I’m only 23,
but I have a better moral compass at the moment
than Ross does. He’s 38.
It’s unacceptable the way he acts.
[bleep] off.
Next on "Below Deck"...
Morning.
It’s loud and clear Ross is a [bleep] boy.
Now I have a wall up 100%.
Please clean the bathroom today.
It’s all right, baby, you don’t have to be patronizing.
Why don’t you just ----ing do it, you gross, dirty bitch.
Welcome aboard.
Primary charter guest.
Recently divorced, Janine spent her honeymoon in St. Lucia,
and is calling this trip her do-over trip.
Ah!
I’m never getting married again.
He just wanted to control me.
Thank you.
You turned Tony around.
I want to see that from you.
Turn your people around.
Oh, she ----ing sucks deck crew dick.
You know, your voice carries.
All right, so can someone strip my bed?
Because there’s like three of you standing around.
Captain, we weren’t standing around.
I mean, there’s three of you and the deck crew are
busting their ass, like taking all the garbage out constantly.
Now’s not the time.
Trust me, don’t. Stop talking.